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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:36,315 The elderly and handicapped need ... 2 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:45,638 The parliamentary election may end in political chaos ... 3 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,835 According to the latest polls ... 4 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:11,116 Welcome to "Politics To day." The Progress Party has ... 5 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:37,712 MOST PEOPLE LIVE IN CHINA 6 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:46,314 The government party has lost five points ... 7 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,594 The election won't be easy this year, Lasse. 8 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:26,151 I've always voted Labor, just like my dad. 9 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,438 But Right is such a nice word. 10 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,518 Easy to pronounce. 11 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,195 The right-hand turn is easiest, after all. 12 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:41,797 But you can't vote for a party just because it's easy to pronounce. 13 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,919 And the Left has moved so far to the right- 14 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,517 - that you can't really call them Left anymore. 15 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:56,558 And the Center Party? Who am I to stand in the way of progress? 16 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:02,033 You can't stop filling the tank when it's only half-full. 17 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:27,796 The Socialist Left is hopeless, but they do have some good ideas. 18 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:33,393 And the Progress Party actually isn't that bad either. 19 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,157 The Christian People's Party. 20 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:41,791 You can be damn sure I won't vote for them! 21 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:48,118 -What do you say, Lasse? -I have other plans for tomorrow. 22 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,636 BACK SOON 23 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,919 Most People Change 24 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:16,829 -I like sky blue. -I have two potential boat partners. 25 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,789 A light color. 26 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:27,078 -Royal blue, maybe? -Wooden boats take a lot of work. 27 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:33,236 And we need heating cables. I hate cold floors. 28 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,355 It's too warm in here. 29 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:42,829 But they say softer colors are better in large bathrooms. 30 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,674 Maybe we can sail to Denmark this summer? 31 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,635 Then again, marble looks nice with blue tiles. 32 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,109 Checkered tiles on the floor ... 33 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,834 Want to go for a swim? 34 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,439 A swim? 35 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,754 Go right ahead. 36 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,311 Are you up for a swim, August? 37 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,235 What the hell? 38 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,834 Cecilie? 39 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,348 Cecilie? 40 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,599 Cecilie? 41 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,954 Hello? 42 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,793 I just went for a swim, and my clothes were ... 43 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:21,518 You have to call the police. 44 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,268 Do you have a phone? 45 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,475 Outside. 46 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,069 Thanks. 47 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,510 Give me my jacket! 48 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:46,268 It's him! He's the one that took my clothes! 49 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,908 Are you all right? 50 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,755 Easy now! 51 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:09,511 How about coral blue? Wouldn't that be elegant? 52 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:16,989 Maybe it's just the name. Coral blue sounds so exotic. 53 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,792 But a light color would probably be best ... 54 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,195 Hi. 55 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,320 Another package? 56 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,428 This one is huge. 57 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,920 -Bye! -Bye. 58 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,158 Some People Miss Home 59 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:07,678 This is a great location. If ever a waterfall could sell a deodorant ... 60 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,470 I just got another call. Talk to you later. 61 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,194 Hello? Hi! 62 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,669 Let me check. 63 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,633 We need fresh asparagus. 64 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,669 And eggplant. 65 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,718 I'll be home well before that. 66 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,829 I just got hungry. I need something right now. 67 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,029 I love you too. 68 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,468 Are these fresh? 69 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,199 They're good until Tuesday. Were packed last night. 70 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,555 Hello? 71 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,115 No way! 72 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:23,195 -I'm having guests. I can't! -Want me to heat it up? 73 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:29,670 Do I have to go up there just because the client ... 74 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,352 But I found a waterfall! 75 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:41,553 Arild's parents are coming to dinner and I head to Stockholm tomorrow. 76 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:47,597 I would have heard about that waterfall. Send someone else. 77 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:54,238 Around nine. I'll be home by nine. 78 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:00,393 Dammit, can't you receive them without me? They're your parents! 79 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,994 OK. Bye. 80 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,594 Help me! That cow ate my Communicator. 81 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,475 My cellphone. It ate my cellphone. 82 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,555 You want us to try to pull it out? 83 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,429 It can't have come far. 84 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,351 -Was it waterproof? -Huh? 85 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:03,755 -Was your Communicator waterproof? -I don't know. But I have to have it. 86 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:09,836 A cow has four stomachs. Figure 3-4 hours per stomach ... 87 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,235 It should be out again around this time tomorrow. 88 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:19,030 I can't wait till tomorrow. I have to have it now! 89 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,118 This is the cow! 90 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,074 No it isn't! It's a different one! 91 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,393 I'm hungry. 92 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,151 Where am I? 93 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,515 You're home. 94 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,116 I can take over. You go eat lunch. 95 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,076 Hi. 96 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,120 Has another package come in? 97 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,636 -A long one. -I can check. 98 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,114 -Bye! -Bye. 99 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,792 As much as I want. Bread, butter, cookies, chocolate ... 100 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:31,038 Thank you, God, for listening to me. 101 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:36,271 Thank you for my pants and shoes. 102 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:44,112 Thank you, God. I will never forget to thank you. 103 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,993 Want me to drive? 104 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,799 Why don't you relax? We're in Norway now. 105 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,310 He's so cute when he's asleep. 106 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,111 Most People Want Family 107 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,389 Is that everything? 108 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,520 No, I think ... 109 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,312 Let me have a lighter. 110 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,110 Torill? 111 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,914 Line? 112 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,630 Line? 113 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,795 Did you let him out? 114 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,755 Ilie? 115 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,994 Ilie? 116 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,991 Ilie! 117 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,278 -Have you seen a young boy? -How old? 118 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,994 -Seven. -Eight. 119 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,878 He has to be here somewhere. 120 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,877 Unless someone has taken him. 121 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,874 Did you see that man in there who bought all that candy? 122 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:34,917 -We have to call the police! -What should we tell them? 123 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,916 -We're going to lose him. -We've already lost him! 124 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,031 Hello? 125 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:59,474 I just wanted a cigarette. I thought he was asleep. 126 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,397 We should never have done this. 127 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,236 What do you mean? 128 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,109 Just that! We can't take care of him. 129 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,549 -Have you searched everywhere? -He's nowhere. 130 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,390 -What kind of a car was it? -Blue. 131 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,039 -How old is the boy? -Eight. 132 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,390 -And his name? -Ilie. 133 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,437 Ilie? 134 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,275 Like the Romanian tennis player. Nastase. 135 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,919 And his last name? 136 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:00,710 We were passing through Romania on our way from Italy ... 137 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:06,671 He kept following us. He chose us, in a sense. We couldn't leave him. 138 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:12,073 We have contacted a lawyer, and we have some documents ... 139 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:17,752 -You brought him from Romania? -Once the paperwork is ... 140 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:23,836 We couldn't leave him there on the street. He would die. 141 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,599 He doesn't care that we're two women. 142 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,480 Excuse me. 143 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,153 Ilie, honey! 144 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,636 -Is he OK? -Yes, I think so. 145 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,554 He hasn't said a word. 146 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,840 I drove off, and suddenly I saw him in the rearview mirror. 147 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,314 He ruined my cake, by the way. 148 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,109 Which one of you is his mother? 149 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,748 -I am. -I am. 150 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,396 I mean ... I guess I'm the father. 151 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,835 In a sense. 152 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:13,074 How can I regain control? I always end up in back. 153 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,592 And how about love? Can you push love? 154 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,312 Most People Need Company 155 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,119 I packed my trunk with ... C. 156 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,473 Competition, capital, cashflow. 157 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,753 Companion ... crackers ...? 158 00:29:55,480 --> 00:30:00,349 This is too much. We agreed never to go there. 159 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,193 They are our competitors! 160 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,678 They were , Albert. 161 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:18,396 Competitor, creditor, corruption, corrosion, collision, crone ... 162 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,115 Is anyone here? 163 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,191 Hello? 164 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,070 These damn people! They may have condoms and dog biscuits, - 165 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,870 - but can they help you when your car breaks down? No! 166 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:05,031 I just said it to his face: I don't love you anymore. 167 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:12,596 I sensed it when he kissed me. Be better off kissing a two-by-four. 168 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:18,473 -What's going on? -There's no one there. 169 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,639 -Sure there is. -Help me open the hood. 170 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,430 Should you say what you think? 171 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,229 -Where's the coil? -I have no idea. 172 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,989 There is no coil here. What's the problem? 173 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,391 I can't get it started. It just coughs. 174 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:04,190 -Let me hear. -You know anything about engines? 175 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,794 He wants me to be honest. 176 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,591 Am I too honest? 177 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:25,278 -What do you think? -You have any spare sparkplugs? 178 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,834 There's no spark. 179 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,192 -He doesn't turn me on. -Sex is important. 180 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,912 To begin with my heart pounded at the sight of him. 181 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:53,473 -You have to listen to your engine. -Where's the oil pump? 182 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:59,636 Down here. It leads the oil into the lubricant channels. 183 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:05,119 It cleans out dust and soot and passes through the filter ... 184 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,319 -I don't know why it didn't work out. -You're all set. 185 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:14,315 I still think he's the one for me. Theoretically. 186 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,068 No, it isn't easy. 187 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,590 Easy? Is it supposed to be easy? 188 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,989 An engine can't run without oil. 189 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:37,194 But clean the plugs, and you can fire it up again. 190 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,154 I'm very fond of him. 191 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,436 It's impossible to be in love the entire time. 192 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,519 My God, are you still in your pajamas? 193 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,788 -Hang on. -Who wants a caffe latte? 194 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,394 This will keep you warm. 195 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,754 Not bad, huh? 196 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,994 Here's a caffe latte. Hope you like it. 197 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,479 Thank you. You can fire up the engine now. 198 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:27,276 -Are you going to dump him? -No, I'm going to adapt. 199 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,078 Come on, girls! 200 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:32,471 -Bye. -Thanks for the help. 201 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,112 Have a nice trip! 202 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,035 Hello? 203 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,954 Lasse? 204 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,749 Hello? 205 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,833 This is a Tiger Moth! 206 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,719 Look what I found. 207 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,155 -Aren't you going to open it? -Sure. 208 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,714 Where did you get this? 209 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,879 My dad bought it when I was a kid. 210 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,754 It was a pile of junk, but we started working on it. 211 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,798 We worked on it every spare hour dad had. 212 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,591 Even on Christmas Eve. 213 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,789 Can I sit in it? 214 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:24,429 Sure, but don't touch anything. 215 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,555 Wow! 216 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,831 That's the passenger seat. 217 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:07,191 Some People Are Blind 218 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,990 -Want to buy a lottery ticket? -Maybe I will. 219 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,234 What does the money go to? 220 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,473 Some of it is for blind kids in Africa. 221 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,871 Some is so that I can get a guide dog. 222 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,828 So I don't walk into walls all the time. 223 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,833 I'm sorry. I'll buy a couple. 224 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,151 -How much are they? -50 kroner. 225 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,108 50 kroner? Isn't that a little steep? 226 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:45,673 Fine. 5.50 per ticket, or four tickets for 20 kroner. 227 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,750 There you go. 228 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,068 I'll take four. 229 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,830 -Did I win? -No. 230 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,879 -How about this one? -No. 231 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,280 -This one? -No. 232 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,034 -How about this one? -No. 233 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,800 Well, well. Good luck! 234 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,998 Want to buy a lottery ticket? 235 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,436 Want to buy a lottery ticket? 236 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,837 -Can I win? -Sure. 237 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,155 Nothing. 238 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,509 Not a thing! 239 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,799 I've had enough of this, Tarald. 240 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,394 You can pack up. 241 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,629 -How much do we have? -Let's see. 242 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,635 200, 320 ... 243 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,632 20, 40, 60, 80 ... 244 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,350 453 kroner. 245 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,350 Thank you. 246 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,356 Wasn't that money for blind kids in Africa? 247 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:03,072 -No point. It would just disappear. -You said you were sending it. 248 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:07,392 There's no point. Africa's a mess. Right, Tarald? 249 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,229 I hear it's pretty messy down there. 250 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,556 I didn't give you money so you could buy candy. 251 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,678 -How many tickets did you buy? -Three. 252 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,753 -You can have your money back. -What about the others? 253 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,831 They aren't here, are they? 254 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,835 No, but most people don't like being tricked. 255 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,993 Most people live in China. Right, Tarald? 256 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,754 That's what dad says. 257 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,038 What about all the blind kids in Africa? 258 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:49,991 Even if they had been here, they wouldn't have seen anything. 259 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:56,631 -You think they're happy down there? -I know they're warm. 260 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,317 It isn't their fault they were born in Africa. 261 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,719 It isn't my fault I was born here. And I'm as blind as they are. 262 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:13,194 And what good would it do to send 453 kroner down to millions of kids? 263 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:18,115 453 divided by millions ... You do the math. 264 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:24,637 -I don't know what to say. -Why don't you just do your job? 265 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,872 There. That's all you can afford. 266 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,838 This is more than enough. 267 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,871 That's right. Tarald wants to get dad a birthday present. 268 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:49,512 You'll have to put back the big milk chocolate, Tarald. 269 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:04,189 -What did you want to get your dad? -Something for his car, right? 270 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,872 Something for 30 kroner? I don't know ... 271 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,393 -Gas. -Gas? 272 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,549 We'll take gas. 273 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,910 This will make dad happy, Tarald. 274 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,636 That makes 450 kroner. You get 3 kroner back. 275 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,879 Happy now? 276 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,554 Strange. 277 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,194 What's the problem? 278 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:58,511 I think I'm going to have to refer you to a specialist. 279 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,509 So I can't drive home? 280 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,231 Drive? Are you crazy? You can't see a thing. 281 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,315 Lasse? 282 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,829 Hi, Lasse. 283 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,960 Lasse? 284 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,798 We don't have all day! 285 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,555 Most People Need Love 286 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,794 There's a cow here. 287 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,794 A cow. 288 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,551 Hurry up! I was only paid to baby-sit you for two hours. 289 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:51,156 This is the last time. I've told you a hundred times before: 290 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,914 No cups on my dashboard! 291 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,115 I want clean surfaces. A good design. 292 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,989 She's here today too. 293 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,594 FREE CAR WASH if we forget to ask 294 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,435 And today we're going to trick her. 295 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,471 Mommy! 296 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:06,554 -You want anything? -Nice surfaces. Good design. 297 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,751 Those are nice too. Your uniforms, I mean. 298 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,238 You know what else is nice? Your latest campaign. 299 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:24,315 A hot dog with relish, a large soda, and a muffin. 300 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,514 I'll take one of those. 301 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:34,398 You think you've figured our campaigns out? 302 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,388 Think you save money? 303 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,440 Cool. A suction cup. 304 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,430 What the hell is that? 305 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:56,913 A coffee cup. It keeps your coffee warm, and it's on sale. 306 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:05,229 You'll have to excuse my buddy. He's not into design, clean surfaces. 307 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:12,516 He cares more about little toys from Japan. Poke... Pok e-your-mom ... 308 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,797 Pokémon! This is Pikachu. 309 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,593 The thing is, what many people don't know ... 310 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,316 They think he's this cuddly, sweet little character. 311 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:30,349 But actually he has special, magical abilities. 312 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,479 He has gone through three stages of training. 313 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,110 Kind of ... Kind of like me. 314 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,394 What am I doing? 315 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:50,714 Hate to mess up a place that's into such nice ... design. 316 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,913 You know what they do here? They take advantage of people. 317 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,590 And make me serve customers like you. 318 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,556 That's the magic. Stage two. 319 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:59,037 It looks like you have to pay. I'm broke. 320 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,033 You're broke every time. 321 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,954 Isn't he cute? 322 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,590 Don't do it, Finn. It isn't fair. 323 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,036 Why do you care about him? 324 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:21,354 To understand injustice, you have to identify with the exploited. 325 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:26,992 I's called empathy. Something I'm sure you've never heard of. 326 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,997 What the chick with the nice tits means, - 327 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,948 - is that you have be stupid to understand an idiot. 328 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,556 Mess with him one more time, and ... 329 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,754 Just pay and leave. 150 kroner. 330 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,668 Don't pay for him. 331 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,108 FREE CAR WASH if we forget to ask 332 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,035 You forgot. 333 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:45,239 Finn tried to make a move on that mulatto Negro chick. 334 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,588 Yeah, great body. 335 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:55,236 I got pissed, so I sent him through the car wash. He's in there crying. 336 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,318 Hi. 337 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,596 Hi, it's you. 338 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,160 Your cup. 339 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,839 Is this the third stage? 340 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,195 Does something magic happen now? 341 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,874 I don't know. 342 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,830 He looks like a Playmo character. Flat hair. 343 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:10,310 No, I don't think he'll ever look like he's just been fucked. Bye. 344 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,439 -Get out. -Hey there! 345 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,756 Do your eyes hurt? 346 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,230 No. 347 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,313 How's the Tiger Moth? 348 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,193 Almost done. 349 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,829 Lasse? 350 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:13,029 A friend of mine just taught me a new recipe. Want to come to dinner? 351 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,474 Chinese. 352 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,069 Lasse? 353 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,629 Lasse? 354 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:57,195 Some People Are Lost 355 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,437 You've never been to my job before, Martin. 356 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,190 -I was looking for you. -Poor you. 357 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,031 -Where were you? -At work. 358 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:38,590 I was there. They said you had taken the day off. 359 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,191 They say so many strange things. 360 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,634 -Ever met any of my colleagues? -No. 361 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,393 One is a patient of yours. 362 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,277 A young boy with a tattooed neck. 363 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,629 I don't know him. 364 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,509 Do you know my name? 365 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,795 Your name? 366 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,111 -Tuva. -Right. Tuva. 367 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,920 I was there. I thought I'd surprise you. Please you. 368 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,553 How long have we been married? 369 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,119 I wanted to surprise you. 370 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:39,109 You've never been to my job before. 371 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,512 -Where are you headed? -Fredrikstad. 372 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,156 To your cabin? 373 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,391 Yes, actually. 374 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:35,156 Where a mistress 15 years younger than you, awaits you. 375 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:41,039 -What do you do for a living? -I'm a doctor. 376 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:46,718 Doctors are the most self-absorbed ass-kissers around. 377 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:53,313 I work with AIDS patients, so I don't kiss many asses. 378 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,400 -How old are you? -18. 379 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:04,516 -What are you laughing at? -Was I laughing? 380 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,148 I was just thinking about being 18. 381 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,074 -What about it? -It's cute. 382 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,515 Cute? 383 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,272 -My dad's a doctor. -Excuse me? 384 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,715 And an idiot. 385 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,438 My father was also a doctor. 386 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:53,593 We he also a self-righteous, reactionary idiot? 387 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:58,151 I don't know. He was very sick to ward the end. 388 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,872 Every one gets sick in this society. 389 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:08,309 Why bother being a doctor? Why not try helping society instead? 390 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,309 No thanks. 391 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:22,153 -Do you have a girlfriend? -Why do you ask? 392 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,355 What's her name? 393 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,240 -Tuva. -Tuva? 394 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,194 What about her? 395 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:39,036 Are you sure she's right for you? That you're right for her? 396 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,153 There's nothing I can do. 397 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,117 How did you get like this? You don't believe in anything. 398 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:36,638 What do you know? Don't start getting any ideas! 399 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:42,592 -Think you can perform noble deeds? -At least I haven't given up. 400 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,433 Don't make me laugh. 401 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,714 What the hell is the meaning of this? 402 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,355 Martin? 403 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,956 Try not to ... 404 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,148 What? 405 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,354 ... steal my car. 406 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:37,354 Most People Don't Care 407 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,593 They provided force and power 408 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:46,078 When battling day and night 409 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,637 Victory will follow our banners! 410 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,588 Workers of the world - unite! 411 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,359 Hi. Long time no see. 412 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:23,268 -Are you all here? -We lost a few over the winter. 413 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,358 -So I heard. Torbjørn? -Yes. 414 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,151 -Prostate? -Yes. And Henrik. 415 01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,476 Henrik too? 416 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,956 Yes. Overnight. 417 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,918 -And Reidar. -Reidar too? 418 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,438 And Gunnar and Hans and ... 419 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,471 -Halvdan passed on at Christmas. -He was just a kid. 420 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,870 82. 421 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,235 What is it they say? 422 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,994 Only the good die young. 423 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,029 That's right ... I'll have a green one. 424 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,316 I have it right here. 425 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,439 -Is that the right one? -Yes. Here you go. 426 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,393 -Bye. -Have a nice trip! 427 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,715 ... young and filled with hunger 428 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:34,033 Slaved on other men's soil 429 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,829 Without a word - but no longer! 430 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:42,113 A winter without mercy 431 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:46,193 Covered our naked land. 432 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,758 Then a new spring dawned 433 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:54,913 For both woman and man. 434 01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,598 There was a time when men, 435 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,309 Young and filled with hunger, 436 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,799 Slaved on other men's soil 437 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,271 Without a word - but no longer! 438 01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:15,749 A winter without mercy 439 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,748 Covered our naked land. 440 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:23,948 Then a new spring dawned 441 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:27,829 For both woman and man! 442 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,269 Hello? 443 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,595 You've been standing there a half-hour, Bjørn. 444 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,878 You'd think I'd been drinking powdered milk. 445 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,390 Hello? 446 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,314 Help! 447 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,194 Hello? 448 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,711 Shit! 449 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,359 Hello! 450 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,795 -Are you all right? -I'm sinking. 451 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,918 -Sinking? -Yes, I'm sinking. 452 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:46,435 -It seems firmer here. -Hang on. We're coming! 453 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,196 Thank you! 454 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,631 Don't mention it. 455 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:31,439 -Bye. -Bye! 456 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,913 -Cute girl. -She sure was. 457 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,639 It feels good to be able to help someone. 458 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,313 Say what? 459 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:56,156 He said: It feels good to be able to help someone. 460 01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,108 -She has her whole life ahead of her. -Say what? 461 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,990 He said: She has her whole life ahead of her. 462 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,793 I don't know about you fellows, - 463 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,837 - but I seem to be stuck. 464 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,468 Me too. 465 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,359 That's unfortunate. 466 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,552 Say what? 467 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:29,157 They're saying they're stuck, and that's unfortunate. 468 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,515 So am I. 469 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,791 Unfortunately. 470 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,428 I'm sure someone will come by. 471 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,238 Say what? 472 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:43,679 We'll just have to be patient. I'm sure someone will come by. 473 01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,549 Someone will come by. 474 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,028 Eventually. 475 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,799 What do you think, boys? 476 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,835 What is there to think? 477 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,109 How about a song? 478 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:22,717 Good idea. Maybe someone will hear us. 479 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,032 Say what? 480 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,556 -Let's sing a song. -Good idea. 481 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,035 Yes, good idea! 482 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,954 Arise ye workers from your slumbers 483 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:39,079 Arise ye prisoners of want 484 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,279 For reason in revolt now thunders 485 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:47,479 And at last ends the age of cant. 486 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,156 Away with all your superstitions 487 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:56,871 Servile masses arise, arise 488 01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:01,477 We'll change hence forth the old tradition 489 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:06,156 And spurn the dust to win the prize 490 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,711 So comrades, come rally 491 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:15,396 And the last fight let us face 492 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:24,355 The Internationale unites the human race 493 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,918 So comrades, come rally 494 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:33,790 And the last fight let us face 495 01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:43,073 The Internationale unites the human race! 496 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,831 No thanks. 497 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,552 Lasse? 498 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:21,036 NOT BACK SOON 35481

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