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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:21,570 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:02:43,885 --> 00:02:45,187 Hey, Coach! 3 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:46,954 - Hey, Brent! - Hey. 4 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:50,025 Glad I was able to catch you before the game. 5 00:02:50,058 --> 00:02:51,293 Do you have a sec? 6 00:02:51,326 --> 00:02:53,028 Actually, I was just about to head inside. 7 00:02:53,061 --> 00:02:56,064 Oh. 8 00:02:56,098 --> 00:02:57,166 What's up, Brent? 9 00:02:57,199 --> 00:03:00,102 Oh, I just had a few ideas I wanted to run past you 10 00:03:00,135 --> 00:03:02,271 - about the offense? - Oh. 11 00:03:02,304 --> 00:03:04,173 - The offense. - Yeah. 12 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:22,090 Oh, fuck, come on. 13 00:03:22,124 --> 00:03:25,294 - Sorry. - Oh, hey, no problem. 14 00:03:25,327 --> 00:03:27,329 - Bill, right? - Yeah! 15 00:03:27,362 --> 00:03:29,964 - Ken. - Yeah, we did... 16 00:03:29,997 --> 00:03:32,367 - Temple. - Temple, that's right, yeah. 17 00:03:32,401 --> 00:03:34,936 - Good to see you again. - Yeah, you too. 18 00:03:40,108 --> 00:03:43,145 Oh, fuck's sakes. 19 00:03:43,178 --> 00:03:45,247 - Sorry. - It's all good. 20 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,082 It's my wife. 21 00:03:52,987 --> 00:03:55,023 Oh, for fuck's sakes. 22 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:00,095 Ringer's broken. 23 00:04:03,432 --> 00:04:04,899 Everything okay? 24 00:04:04,932 --> 00:04:07,236 Yeah. 25 00:04:07,269 --> 00:04:09,071 Just going through a bit of a rough patch. 26 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:10,339 Oh, shit. 27 00:04:10,372 --> 00:04:11,872 Sorry to hear that. 28 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:14,276 Thanks. 29 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:16,978 She's freaking out. 30 00:04:17,012 --> 00:04:20,915 She thinks our dog has osteoporosis. 31 00:04:20,948 --> 00:04:22,284 Didn't even know dogs could get that. 32 00:04:22,317 --> 00:04:24,319 Apparently. 33 00:04:24,353 --> 00:04:25,820 She read something on the internet 34 00:04:25,853 --> 00:04:27,989 and now she thinks our dog has it. 35 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:30,292 Geez. 36 00:04:30,325 --> 00:04:32,227 Shih Tzus are very prone to it. 37 00:04:32,261 --> 00:04:33,961 Oh, that's what you have, a Shih Tzu? 38 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:35,896 Yeah. 39 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,466 I wanted a Lab. 40 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:40,269 I don't know if I told you, 41 00:04:40,302 --> 00:04:41,470 but I'm reading Sacred Hoops. 42 00:04:41,503 --> 00:04:42,537 Have you read Sacred Hoops? 43 00:04:42,571 --> 00:04:44,139 - No. - Really? 44 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:45,440 - You've never read Sacred Hoops? - No, I haven't. 45 00:04:45,474 --> 00:04:47,509 Oh. I'm surprised. 46 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,245 - What is Sacred Hoops, Brent? - Oh, um... 47 00:04:53,582 --> 00:04:56,318 Sacred Hoops: Spiritual Lessons of a Hardwood Warrior 48 00:04:56,351 --> 00:04:57,452 by Phil Jackson. 49 00:04:57,486 --> 00:04:59,021 It's a great read! 50 00:04:59,054 --> 00:05:02,257 It's got some insights about Jordan, Pippen. 51 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:04,293 Do you know he actually played for Bill Fitch? 52 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:05,993 Who? Scottie Pippen? 53 00:05:06,028 --> 00:05:07,329 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 54 00:05:07,362 --> 00:05:09,097 Phil Jackson. 55 00:05:09,131 --> 00:05:10,332 Yeah, I can't believe it. 56 00:05:10,365 --> 00:05:14,403 Two of the greatest coaches of all time working together. 57 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:15,604 - It's pretty wild. - What did you want 58 00:05:15,637 --> 00:05:20,108 - to talk to me about, Brent? - Oh, I just wanted to know, 59 00:05:20,142 --> 00:05:23,811 have you ever considered running the triangle offense? 60 00:05:25,913 --> 00:05:28,383 You know, I'm not familiar enough 61 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:31,253 with the triangle offense to say yay or nay. 62 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:33,355 - Really? - Yeah. 63 00:05:33,388 --> 00:05:35,324 Have you heard of the triangle offense? 64 00:05:35,357 --> 00:05:37,426 Of course I've heard of the triangle offense. 65 00:05:37,459 --> 00:05:39,461 'Cause I'd be surprised if you didn't. 66 00:05:39,494 --> 00:05:42,197 - You're Coach. - Yeah, I am Coach, Brent. 67 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,633 Hey, sorry, a little left-field here. 68 00:05:44,666 --> 00:05:45,966 Just a heads up, I've gotta take off 69 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:48,403 - right after the game. - Yeah, sure. 70 00:05:48,437 --> 00:05:49,538 I have to leave right away. 71 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:52,407 It's cool if you sign out the score sheets for me? 72 00:05:52,441 --> 00:05:54,543 - Yeah, no problem. - Awesome, thanks, man. 73 00:05:56,411 --> 00:05:58,580 What, you got a hot date? 74 00:05:58,613 --> 00:06:03,218 No, actually, it's just this Toastmasters meeting. 75 00:06:03,251 --> 00:06:05,287 Oh. 76 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,921 That's that public speaking thing, huh? 77 00:06:06,954 --> 00:06:09,624 Yeah, yeah, public speaking thing, yup. 78 00:06:13,261 --> 00:06:14,563 Oh, for fuck's sake. 79 00:06:14,596 --> 00:06:16,131 I'm just gonna turn this off. 80 00:06:16,164 --> 00:06:18,433 No, hey, don't worry. 81 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:19,668 - You don't mind? - No, take your call, man, 82 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:21,370 it's good. 83 00:06:24,706 --> 00:06:26,208 Hey. 84 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:29,111 What? 85 00:06:29,144 --> 00:06:33,148 So the whole premise is, essentially, 86 00:06:33,181 --> 00:06:35,050 how can you know what's real? 87 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:37,152 - Okay. - Because it's like... 88 00:06:37,185 --> 00:06:39,321 like take right now, for instance. 89 00:06:39,354 --> 00:06:41,623 I mean, this could be a dream, right? 90 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:43,458 - Well, why not? - Okay, sure, yeah, 91 00:06:43,492 --> 00:06:45,394 it could be a dream. 92 00:06:45,427 --> 00:06:49,631 Okay, so the whole thing is, basically, 93 00:06:49,664 --> 00:06:54,169 you can't know what is real and what isn't, right? 94 00:06:54,202 --> 00:06:56,705 Because what actually defines reality? 95 00:06:56,738 --> 00:06:58,373 Unhappy that I am, 96 00:06:58,407 --> 00:07:00,242 I cannot heave my heart into my mouth. 97 00:07:00,275 --> 00:07:02,611 I love your majesty according to my bond, 98 00:07:02,644 --> 00:07:04,979 no more, no less. 99 00:07:05,013 --> 00:07:07,082 How, how, Cordelia? 100 00:07:07,115 --> 00:07:08,250 Mend your speech a little, 101 00:07:08,283 --> 00:07:09,418 lest you may mark your fortunes... 102 00:07:09,451 --> 00:07:11,620 Mar. 103 00:07:11,653 --> 00:07:12,987 What? 104 00:07:13,021 --> 00:07:16,091 "Lest you may mar your fortunes." 105 00:07:16,124 --> 00:07:17,559 Um... 106 00:07:17,592 --> 00:07:20,429 Mine... mine says "mark." 107 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:24,166 Weird. 108 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:26,001 Do we have the same script? 109 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,443 Weird. 110 00:07:34,476 --> 00:07:36,344 I was talking to my grandpa about this, 111 00:07:36,378 --> 00:07:39,247 and he's really into Eastern philosophy and whatnot, 112 00:07:39,281 --> 00:07:44,319 and he was telling me about this Chinese philosopher guy 113 00:07:44,352 --> 00:07:47,088 who had this dream one night that he was a butterfly. 114 00:07:47,122 --> 00:07:48,156 - Okay. - And when he wakes up, 115 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:52,461 he thinks, "How do I know I'm not a butterfly 116 00:07:52,494 --> 00:07:53,595 dreaming I'm a human?" 117 00:07:53,628 --> 00:07:55,530 - You know? - Uh, sure. 118 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:58,333 The dream felt just as real as being awake. 119 00:07:58,366 --> 00:08:00,168 Maybe it even was as real as being awake. 120 00:08:00,202 --> 00:08:03,071 - I understand the concept. - Okay. 121 00:08:03,104 --> 00:08:06,408 So, yeah, in answer to your question, 122 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:09,311 that's basically what The Matrix is about. 123 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:10,512 Shit. 124 00:08:12,247 --> 00:08:15,750 So, which version should we use? 125 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:19,020 Well, I think he's trying to tell her 126 00:08:19,054 --> 00:08:21,223 he doesn't want her to hurt her fortunes, 127 00:08:21,256 --> 00:08:23,658 so "mar" would be appropriate. 128 00:08:23,692 --> 00:08:27,462 But "mark" could work too like he's saying 129 00:08:27,496 --> 00:08:32,467 he doesn't want her to put a mark on her fortunes. 130 00:08:32,501 --> 00:08:34,336 Is it still in iambic pen... 131 00:08:43,245 --> 00:08:45,213 They won't let us do it. 132 00:08:45,247 --> 00:08:46,448 What? 133 00:08:46,481 --> 00:08:48,216 They say it's too controversial. 134 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,217 That's the point! 135 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:51,086 And that's what I told them. 136 00:08:51,119 --> 00:08:53,455 We're supposed to go up in less than a week! 137 00:08:53,488 --> 00:08:56,391 They also said it was offensive. 138 00:08:56,424 --> 00:08:58,059 It's not offensive! 139 00:08:58,093 --> 00:09:00,328 Provocative, yes, but not offensive. 140 00:09:00,362 --> 00:09:02,097 I told them it was intended 141 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,366 to push audiences out of their comfort zone. 142 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:06,701 This is so bourgeoisie. 143 00:09:10,872 --> 00:09:12,707 Maybe we could find another venue. 144 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,843 The whole point is to criticize 145 00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:16,845 the patriarchal bias of the school system, 146 00:09:16,878 --> 00:09:19,648 plus Leif has already started building the set. 147 00:09:19,681 --> 00:09:23,084 This is fucking censorship. 148 00:09:23,118 --> 00:09:25,754 We could take it to the press. 149 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:27,522 I know the editor of the school paper, 150 00:09:27,556 --> 00:09:31,226 - and we could pub... - Eh. 151 00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:34,462 Okay, this is just a suggestion, 152 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:39,868 but, well, what if we just didn't hang the effigy 153 00:09:39,901 --> 00:09:42,604 of Jean Chrétien at the end? 154 00:09:46,374 --> 00:09:49,678 Said it was just a suggestion. 155 00:10:14,669 --> 00:10:17,639 I don't care if your sister hurt her back. 156 00:10:17,672 --> 00:10:20,842 Of course I care. 157 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:25,146 It doesn't change the fact that I've got a game to ref. 158 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,582 Karen, no. 159 00:10:27,616 --> 00:10:29,584 I can't get a replacement. 160 00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:33,288 The game starts in like... 161 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:37,492 It revolves around three people: 162 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:40,328 your wing, your mid post, and your corner shooter. 163 00:10:40,362 --> 00:10:41,496 It's all about spacing and passing 164 00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:43,398 and reading the defense. 165 00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:45,867 I actually drew up some of the basic maneuvers 166 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:46,835 for the guys to understand. 167 00:10:46,868 --> 00:10:49,204 It... to be honest, Brent, I think this might be 168 00:10:49,237 --> 00:10:51,573 a little bit complex for our players. 169 00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,475 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 170 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,410 That's the interesting thing about the triangle! 171 00:10:55,443 --> 00:11:00,315 Once you know the principles, it's actually very simple. 172 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:01,583 Okay. 173 00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:04,619 As you can see here... 174 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:08,757 Well, take her with you then. 175 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,393 Your sister is not allergic. 176 00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,833 Okay, that was one time, 177 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:23,371 and she was completely fine after they gave her the shot. 178 00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:25,373 Here. 179 00:11:25,407 --> 00:11:26,908 Actually, sorry. 180 00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:29,844 Is there like a place I could mount these on or something? 181 00:11:31,946 --> 00:11:33,381 Sorry, Coach, sorry! 182 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,652 Leave her home then. 183 00:11:37,686 --> 00:11:40,588 Come on, we leave her at home all the time. 184 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:46,661 The dog does not have osteoporosis, Karen. 185 00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:48,396 It's like an existential thing. 186 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:50,865 - What's an existential thing? - The Matrix. 187 00:11:50,899 --> 00:11:52,934 Is it good? I heard it wasn't very good. 188 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,469 Who said it wasn't good? 189 00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:56,005 I don't know, that's just what I heard. 190 00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:57,972 Well, it's excellent. 191 00:11:58,007 --> 00:11:59,941 Why is it existential? 192 00:11:59,974 --> 00:12:00,909 So, you know how at the beginning... 193 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,777 Why can't you just enjoy it as a movie? 194 00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:04,879 Why do you gotta analyze it so much? 195 00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:06,581 I don't analyze it that much. 196 00:12:06,614 --> 00:12:07,916 Yes, you do. 197 00:12:07,949 --> 00:12:11,020 Well, you can analyze something and enjoy it, Craig. 198 00:12:11,053 --> 00:12:14,823 I don't quite get why The Matrix is existential. 199 00:12:16,991 --> 00:12:20,328 We could do some kind of guerilla performance. 200 00:12:20,361 --> 00:12:22,664 It would just get shut down. 201 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:23,865 But at least people would know 202 00:12:23,898 --> 00:12:26,668 our voices are being suppressed? 203 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:27,836 I don't know. 204 00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:31,372 Guerilla performance is kind of passé. 205 00:12:31,406 --> 00:12:33,341 What about a different play? 206 00:12:33,374 --> 00:12:34,776 One that still criticizes 207 00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,645 the implicit patriarchal slant of the school system, 208 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:39,781 but does it in a less, 209 00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:42,650 you know, provocative way? 210 00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:45,286 We could do My Fair Lady. 211 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,755 - Claire. - What? 212 00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:48,423 It's a great play! 213 00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:50,425 It's totally retrograde! 214 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,961 Well, we could put a twist on it. 215 00:12:52,994 --> 00:12:55,930 We could set it in modern times, and Eliza could come 216 00:12:55,964 --> 00:12:58,767 from a housing project or something. 217 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,302 So, you know how, at the very beginning, 218 00:13:01,336 --> 00:13:02,570 - Neo is... - Is that like... 219 00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:03,671 what are we studying for English? 220 00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:05,673 - The Stranger. - Yeah. 221 00:13:05,707 --> 00:13:06,941 Is it like that? 222 00:13:06,975 --> 00:13:08,743 I don't know, I haven't read The Stranger. 223 00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:10,578 - You haven't read The Stranger? - No. 224 00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:12,514 - Really? - I haven't. 225 00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:14,616 I'm in Donnelly's class, we're not reading it. 226 00:13:14,649 --> 00:13:15,950 Well, just 'cause you're not studying it in school 227 00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,786 doesn't mean you can't read it, Joel. 228 00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:19,988 Well, I plan to read it eventually, 229 00:13:20,022 --> 00:13:21,990 I just don't have time right now. 230 00:13:22,024 --> 00:13:22,924 Well, I think you should make time, 231 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:24,993 it's a classic. 232 00:13:25,027 --> 00:13:31,699 Can somebody please tell me why The Matrix is existential? 233 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,968 What if, instead of doing some kind of play, 234 00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:36,471 we did like, I don't know, 235 00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,673 a protest maybe? 236 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:47,415 I guess that's not a terrible idea. 237 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:48,850 Really? 238 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,405 I heard that this team is undefeated. 239 00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,074 - They're a good team. - For three years. 240 00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:13,741 They've been undefeated for three years? 241 00:14:13,775 --> 00:14:16,045 Yeah, apparently, they beat their opponents 242 00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:17,745 by an average of 26 points. 243 00:14:17,779 --> 00:14:19,948 Let's focus on what we need to do, okay, guys? 244 00:14:19,981 --> 00:14:21,150 I heard they have some guy 245 00:14:21,183 --> 00:14:22,750 who has a scholarship to the States. 246 00:14:22,784 --> 00:14:23,985 Is that that Arthur guy? 247 00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:25,653 I don't know, some big guy that can dunk. 248 00:14:25,687 --> 00:14:27,156 They have a big guy that can dunk? 249 00:14:27,189 --> 00:14:30,458 I heard they have two big guys that can dunk. 250 00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:34,096 Quiet! 251 00:14:34,129 --> 00:14:36,564 So, I just want to go over a few things 252 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,667 before we get going, get out there, okay? 253 00:14:39,701 --> 00:14:40,735 Yes, Brent? 254 00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:42,937 I just thought maybe we could talk to them about, 255 00:14:42,971 --> 00:14:45,573 - you know. - No, I don't know. 256 00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:47,775 You know, the triangle offense. 257 00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:49,577 We're gonna run a triangle offense? 258 00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:51,046 - No. - What's a triangle offense? 259 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,147 - It's what the Lakers use. - We're not running 260 00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:54,983 - a triangle offense. - Yeah, the Bulls use it, too. 261 00:14:55,017 --> 00:14:56,718 - Really? - Yeah, with Jordan. 262 00:14:56,751 --> 00:14:59,121 It's actually a very effective offensive system. 263 00:14:59,154 --> 00:15:00,189 I want to run the triangle offense. 264 00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:01,923 We're not running the triangle offense, guys! 265 00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:04,059 I'm just curious, but how does it work? 266 00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:05,094 It seems really complicated. 267 00:15:05,127 --> 00:15:07,595 No, not at all, it's actually very simple. 268 00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:10,865 - In this book I'm reading... - Brent. 269 00:15:10,899 --> 00:15:12,500 Sorry. 270 00:15:18,473 --> 00:15:19,841 Thank you. 271 00:15:19,874 --> 00:15:23,112 Okay, so, this is what we're gonna do. 272 00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:28,217 We could bring in a chicken and strangle it, 273 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,019 to symbolize our voices being strangled 274 00:15:30,052 --> 00:15:30,885 by the administration. 275 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:33,755 Um, I would really like to do something 276 00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:38,526 that doesn't, you know, involve hurting animals. 277 00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:40,862 It could be a rubber chicken. 278 00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:42,231 What about a sit-in? 279 00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:43,798 My mom did one in the '60s 280 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:47,002 so female students could wear jeans to school. 281 00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,871 It needs to be something more immediate. 282 00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:52,007 You know, something confrontational. 283 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:55,476 Sit-ins can be quite confrontational. 284 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:58,646 What about a bunch of dogs wearing muzzles 285 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,615 to symbolize our voices being muzzled 286 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,617 - by the administration? - I think it's best 287 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:06,521 if we don't involve animals, okay? 288 00:16:06,554 --> 00:16:09,590 We could block the entrance to the school 289 00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:11,893 and sing a protest song, 290 00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:14,963 like, We Shall Overcome, or something. 291 00:16:14,996 --> 00:16:19,101 No, we need something urgent. 292 00:16:19,134 --> 00:16:21,736 Something... 293 00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:27,009 We could dump a bucket of blood on the basketball court. 294 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:31,846 What? 295 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,852 Jesus! 296 00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:39,821 They're huge. 297 00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:42,724 Fuck, that guy just dunked. 298 00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:44,892 So did that guy. 299 00:16:44,926 --> 00:16:46,561 And that guy. 300 00:16:48,197 --> 00:16:49,964 Fuck. 301 00:16:49,998 --> 00:16:51,899 Man, they're huge. 302 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:58,639 - Hey, man. - Hey. 303 00:16:58,673 --> 00:16:59,841 How you doing? 304 00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:03,178 - Oh, good. - Good. 305 00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:04,779 Hey, sorry about earlier. 306 00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:06,781 It's all good, no worries. 307 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:10,585 Just a quick heads up... 308 00:17:12,687 --> 00:17:14,989 I may have to miss the opening tip. 309 00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:16,325 - Oh? - Yeah, 310 00:17:16,358 --> 00:17:19,727 my wife's gotta come by, drop something off. 311 00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,996 She can't, uh... 312 00:17:22,031 --> 00:17:24,766 she can't just bring it here? 313 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,301 Well, no. 314 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:31,073 It's our dog. 315 00:17:31,106 --> 00:17:32,774 Are you even allowed to have pets in here? 316 00:17:32,807 --> 00:17:35,210 Well, it's fine. 317 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,050 Can you guys join the lay-up line? 318 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,717 - We need more people. - Uh, yeah! 319 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,253 Yeah, sorry. 320 00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:47,889 Holy shit. 321 00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:50,359 Did that guy just do a 360? 322 00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:54,229 Fuck. 323 00:17:55,897 --> 00:17:57,332 I just mean, like, technically, 324 00:17:57,366 --> 00:18:00,835 there needs to be two of us to ref the game. 325 00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:02,737 Right, yeah, okay. 326 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:05,240 Well, uh... 327 00:18:05,274 --> 00:18:07,842 Maybe we could just delay it a little. 328 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,845 Well, no, 'cause I got that thing later that I... 329 00:18:10,878 --> 00:18:13,282 - Sorry, I gotta go. - Toastmasters meeting. 330 00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:15,817 Yeah, that Toastmasters thing. 331 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:18,387 - Yeah, my thing. - I'll be back. 332 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,987 You'll be back. 333 00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,095 We're really considering this? 334 00:19:00,129 --> 00:19:04,732 Pouring blood onto the basketball court? 335 00:19:04,765 --> 00:19:07,369 Well, we wanna make a statement, don't we? 336 00:19:07,402 --> 00:19:09,770 There is a game going on right now. 337 00:19:09,804 --> 00:19:11,173 It does make sense. 338 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,940 What's more emblematic of the patriarchy 339 00:19:12,974 --> 00:19:14,276 than organized sport? 340 00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:17,279 I just worry it's a bit extreme. 341 00:19:17,312 --> 00:19:19,314 That's the point, Claire. 342 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:23,152 I think a sit-in would be effective. 343 00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:26,221 The hard part, though, would be getting the blood. 344 00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:28,023 We could make fake blood. 345 00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:31,326 What about making some posters, okay? 346 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:36,231 We could do them in like a cool, faux-propaganda style. 347 00:19:36,265 --> 00:19:38,033 My cousin works at Kinko's. 348 00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,168 She'd probably give us a deal. 349 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:41,069 I think we need real blood. 350 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:43,105 Fake blood never looks right. 351 00:19:45,174 --> 00:19:50,445 Can I just say, blood is very unhygienic. 352 00:19:52,347 --> 00:19:55,917 Guys, I really don't think this is a good idea. 353 00:19:55,950 --> 00:20:01,089 Yeah, maybe the blood thing is a tad much. 354 00:20:01,123 --> 00:20:04,426 What if, instead, we got a bunch of rats 355 00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:06,495 and released them into the gymnasium and... 356 00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:09,897 Could we go to a hospital and ask for blood? 357 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,069 I can get us blood. 358 00:20:15,537 --> 00:20:18,307 Like how? 359 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,109 Well, my brother is, like, a Satanist. 360 00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:22,810 Oh, my goodness. 361 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,847 All right, remember what we talked about. 362 00:20:26,881 --> 00:20:29,750 Move your feet, communicate, make good passes... 363 00:20:29,784 --> 00:20:31,320 Everyone on their team can dunk. 364 00:20:31,353 --> 00:20:32,454 Pardon me? 365 00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:35,123 Everyone on their team can dunk. 366 00:20:35,157 --> 00:20:37,825 That's not really relevant right now, Joel. 367 00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:39,494 - It's terrifying. - Don't worry about them. 368 00:20:39,528 --> 00:20:41,762 Worry about your own game, and you'll be fine. 369 00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:43,031 But I don't want to get dunked on. 370 00:20:43,065 --> 00:20:44,099 You're not gonna get dunked on, Fred. 371 00:20:44,132 --> 00:20:45,367 Coach, I don't want to get dunked on, either. 372 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,501 - Me neither. - I'd also prefer 373 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,370 not to get dunked on. 374 00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:50,771 No one is getting dunked on, okay? 375 00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:51,806 Look, they're a good team, 376 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:53,275 but that doesn't mean they can't be beat. 377 00:20:53,308 --> 00:20:56,245 - But they haven't been beat. - Yet. 378 00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:58,046 - Three years. - Look, Joel, 379 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,014 could you just try... 380 00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:01,416 - You know, Phil Jackson... - Not now, Brent. 381 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,817 Sorry. 382 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:05,254 All right, defense on three. 383 00:21:06,921 --> 00:21:09,458 One, two, three, defense! 384 00:21:09,491 --> 00:21:10,825 Woo-hoo! 385 00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:12,294 You got it, guys! 386 00:21:14,563 --> 00:21:16,064 What is it, Fred? 387 00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:18,400 You promise I won't get dunked on? 388 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:19,468 Go. 389 00:21:22,404 --> 00:21:23,871 So, he is living 390 00:21:23,904 --> 00:21:27,209 in what he considers reality, right? 391 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,479 But he realizes that that's not reality, so... 392 00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:51,400 Yeah, so, I don't know. 393 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,168 I guess she was just stepping out of the shower 394 00:21:53,201 --> 00:21:54,136 and her back went. 395 00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:56,271 - Poor thing, I just... - Poor thing, right. 396 00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:58,607 Some people just can't catch a break, you know? 397 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,609 Well, anyway, here. 398 00:22:00,642 --> 00:22:02,511 It's okay, Princess... here, here. 399 00:22:02,544 --> 00:22:06,048 And look out, watch out for the latch. 400 00:22:06,081 --> 00:22:06,881 I know. 401 00:22:06,914 --> 00:22:08,250 I mean, you really need to make sure... 402 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:11,586 - I know, okay? - Um, okay, and these. 403 00:22:13,188 --> 00:22:17,225 - What's this? - She needs to go for a walk. 404 00:22:17,259 --> 00:22:19,561 I don't have time to take her for a walk, Karen. 405 00:22:19,594 --> 00:22:20,961 Well, she hasn't been out all day, Ken. 406 00:22:20,995 --> 00:22:22,431 How is that my fault? 407 00:22:22,464 --> 00:22:23,864 I was working, Ken. 408 00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:25,100 Oh. 409 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,601 - What? - Nothing. 410 00:22:26,635 --> 00:22:29,171 - You asshole! - What? 411 00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:33,442 - Making art is work, Ken. - Right, yeah. 412 00:22:33,475 --> 00:22:36,611 Making clay pigs all day, that's real back-breaking work. 413 00:22:43,452 --> 00:22:44,586 Mitch! 414 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:49,191 Where you going? 415 00:22:49,224 --> 00:22:51,059 Oh! 416 00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:53,495 My God, look at these guys. 417 00:22:53,528 --> 00:22:55,263 That one has a tattoo on its face. 418 00:22:55,297 --> 00:22:57,332 They're even better than they looked in warm-ups. 419 00:22:57,366 --> 00:22:58,933 Oh, Jesus. 420 00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:01,269 Did that guy just put the ball through Craig's legs? 421 00:23:01,303 --> 00:23:02,204 Is he gonna... 422 00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:10,445 Close the latch. 423 00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:12,647 The latch is closed, I know to close it. 424 00:23:12,681 --> 00:23:14,882 Jesus, come on. 425 00:23:17,219 --> 00:23:18,453 Hey, Coach. 426 00:23:18,487 --> 00:23:20,122 I don't wanna push it because I understand 427 00:23:20,155 --> 00:23:23,492 we have our own offense, but I'm watching these guys. 428 00:23:23,525 --> 00:23:24,959 I think the triangle offense 429 00:23:24,992 --> 00:23:26,595 would be really effective against them. 430 00:23:26,628 --> 00:23:28,130 - Hmm. - Now don't get me wrong, 431 00:23:28,163 --> 00:23:30,298 they're good, but that's kind of the beauty 432 00:23:30,332 --> 00:23:31,333 of the triangle, you know? 433 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,034 It turns the opponents' strengths 434 00:23:33,068 --> 00:23:34,603 - into weaknesses. - Uh-huh. 435 00:23:34,636 --> 00:23:36,571 So, here's what I'm thinking, okay? 436 00:23:36,605 --> 00:23:38,607 We start the game out, we run our old sets. 437 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,075 let them get comfortable, 438 00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:42,043 it's kind of like a distraction tactic, 439 00:23:42,077 --> 00:23:43,712 and then a few minutes in, we switch it up, 440 00:23:43,745 --> 00:23:47,082 - go full triangle. - Mm. 441 00:23:47,115 --> 00:23:48,717 - What do you think? - Mm. 442 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,985 Coach? 443 00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:53,954 - What do you think? - Mhm. 444 00:23:53,988 --> 00:23:56,991 I need to use the blood from your music video. 445 00:23:57,025 --> 00:24:00,028 Yeah, yes. 446 00:24:00,061 --> 00:24:02,664 None of your business what it's for! 447 00:24:02,697 --> 00:24:05,233 And I need you to bring it here. 448 00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:08,470 My school, dumbass. 449 00:24:08,503 --> 00:24:12,240 I don't care if you're playing video games, Brandon. 450 00:24:12,274 --> 00:24:13,675 If you don't do it, I'm telling Mom 451 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:17,045 that you and Kat had sex in the hot tub! 452 00:24:27,055 --> 00:24:28,390 He's so annoying. 453 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,624 He's like, "I can't come 454 00:24:29,658 --> 00:24:32,127 'cause I'm busy playing Donkey Kong." 455 00:24:33,662 --> 00:24:36,665 So, um, he's not coming? 456 00:24:36,698 --> 00:24:39,601 Oh, he'll be here in like 10 minutes. 457 00:24:39,634 --> 00:24:42,003 So, you know how at the beginning of The Matrix, 458 00:24:42,037 --> 00:24:44,339 Neo is in this whole other world? 459 00:24:44,372 --> 00:24:46,074 Yeah, he's like a computer hacker... 460 00:24:46,107 --> 00:24:48,109 Right, and then he meets Trinity and Morpheus, 461 00:24:48,143 --> 00:24:49,778 and they tell him that the world he's living in 462 00:24:49,811 --> 00:24:50,712 is not the real world. 463 00:24:50,745 --> 00:24:52,314 - Yeah. - Right. 464 00:24:52,347 --> 00:24:53,281 And then he takes the blue pill... 465 00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:55,116 - Uh, red pill. - Okay, right. 466 00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:56,251 He takes the red pill, 467 00:24:56,284 --> 00:24:58,253 and his whole perspective on life is just shattered, 468 00:24:58,286 --> 00:24:59,321 he doesn't know what's going on. 469 00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:02,224 Yeah, um, I'm sorry, but I don't really see 470 00:25:02,257 --> 00:25:04,125 what that has to do with, like, existentialism, 471 00:25:04,159 --> 00:25:07,362 - you know? - Right, okay, um... 472 00:25:10,265 --> 00:25:12,734 My grandfather is really into Eastern philosophy. 473 00:25:16,137 --> 00:25:18,273 All right. 474 00:25:18,306 --> 00:25:19,708 Now, Princess. 475 00:25:19,741 --> 00:25:22,511 Hey, you be a good girl now, okay? 476 00:25:24,312 --> 00:25:25,647 Princess! 477 00:25:26,748 --> 00:25:28,149 Stop it! 478 00:25:28,183 --> 00:25:29,351 Hey! 479 00:25:33,321 --> 00:25:34,356 Here. 480 00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:39,294 All right? 481 00:25:39,327 --> 00:25:42,397 Now you be quiet now, okay? 482 00:25:43,798 --> 00:25:45,634 Good. 483 00:25:55,110 --> 00:25:59,681 So this Chinese philosopher was 484 00:25:59,714 --> 00:26:01,483 actually a butterfly? 485 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,251 Well... well, that's the thing. 486 00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:04,553 He didn't know. 487 00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:06,354 We can't know. 488 00:26:06,388 --> 00:26:07,422 You know? 489 00:26:07,455 --> 00:26:09,524 But like, you know, it's like... 490 00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:12,460 It's like... like take right now, for instance. 491 00:26:12,494 --> 00:26:14,429 This could be a dream. 492 00:26:14,462 --> 00:26:17,866 - It... why? - Well, why not, you know? 493 00:26:17,899 --> 00:26:20,802 You ever go to bed and have a very, very real dream 494 00:26:20,835 --> 00:26:23,572 - and then wake up? - I guess some, but like... 495 00:26:23,605 --> 00:26:24,606 You know, it's not like there's someone 496 00:26:24,639 --> 00:26:26,141 who welcomes you back to reality 497 00:26:26,174 --> 00:26:27,542 and tells you this is where it is. 498 00:26:27,576 --> 00:26:29,210 Yeah, I mean... 499 00:26:29,244 --> 00:26:31,446 So what proof do you have? 500 00:26:31,479 --> 00:26:33,381 Like I... 501 00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:35,750 I guess you could be right, but like... 502 00:26:39,754 --> 00:26:41,590 Hm. 503 00:26:41,623 --> 00:26:45,894 So, should we just, like, run in and throw it? 504 00:26:45,927 --> 00:26:47,629 Um... 505 00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:52,567 I think, like, um... 506 00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:56,271 Maybe we should write a manifesto or something? 507 00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:59,407 Otherwise people might miss the point. 508 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,211 Wesley, can you write this down? 509 00:27:03,244 --> 00:27:05,580 Um, yeah? 510 00:27:05,614 --> 00:27:08,683 "To whom it may concern." 511 00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:12,287 Oh, my goodness. 512 00:27:13,488 --> 00:27:15,223 Come on, guys, this is easy. 513 00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:19,661 So it's been a bit of a rough start. 514 00:27:19,694 --> 00:27:21,329 - I got dunked on twice! - Well... 515 00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:23,431 Well, you said I wouldn't get dunked on, 516 00:27:23,465 --> 00:27:24,165 you promised! 517 00:27:24,199 --> 00:27:24,899 I shouldn't have promised that. 518 00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:25,934 And we're down by 26 points. 519 00:27:25,967 --> 00:27:28,436 - Twenty-seven. - The score's a bit lopsided. 520 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:29,604 We've only scored three points. 521 00:27:29,638 --> 00:27:30,472 It's a massacre. 522 00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:32,307 Let's not use that term yet, okay? 523 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:35,276 And there's still 10 minutes left in the half. 524 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,278 Yeah, so, lots of time to get back in it. 525 00:27:37,312 --> 00:27:38,546 Lots of time for it to get even worse! 526 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:40,548 - We need to stay positive, guys. - I got dunked on. 527 00:27:40,582 --> 00:27:42,350 Yeah, we know, Fred. 528 00:27:42,384 --> 00:27:43,918 Look, we can still come back. 529 00:27:43,952 --> 00:27:45,654 Crazier things have happened. 530 00:27:45,687 --> 00:27:47,856 - Like what? - Joel, go in for Craig. 531 00:27:47,889 --> 00:27:49,357 I don't want to go in. 532 00:27:49,391 --> 00:27:50,492 I might get dunked on. 533 00:27:50,525 --> 00:27:52,861 No one is getting... 534 00:27:52,894 --> 00:27:55,263 Okay, there is a possibility 535 00:27:55,296 --> 00:27:56,865 that some of you might get dunked on, 536 00:27:56,898 --> 00:27:58,266 but that's just... 537 00:27:58,299 --> 00:27:59,567 that's just basketball, I guess. 538 00:27:59,601 --> 00:28:01,836 This is high school basketball in Calgary. 539 00:28:01,870 --> 00:28:04,305 I never expected to get dunked on. 540 00:28:04,339 --> 00:28:06,474 Defense on three. 541 00:28:06,508 --> 00:28:08,743 One, two, three, defense! 542 00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:13,848 With this bloodshed... 543 00:28:13,882 --> 00:28:14,916 Through this bloodshed? 544 00:28:14,949 --> 00:28:16,918 With this... with this bloodshed, 545 00:28:16,951 --> 00:28:20,221 we seek to... 546 00:28:20,255 --> 00:28:21,723 Tessa, just... 547 00:28:21,756 --> 00:28:23,892 - Oh, yeah, sorry. - Not now. 548 00:28:23,925 --> 00:28:26,294 Uh, where was I? 549 00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:27,996 Through this bloodshed... 550 00:28:29,798 --> 00:28:31,399 - Tessa. - Sorry. 551 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:37,405 - Hey, man. - Hey. 552 00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:39,874 - Sorry about that. - All good. 553 00:28:39,908 --> 00:28:41,776 I got a little tiff with the wife. 554 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:45,947 - Mhm. - She's so sensitive, you know? 555 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,982 She has this craft store. 556 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:50,952 She makes these little, like little... 557 00:28:50,985 --> 00:28:52,353 - That's great. - ...figurines, 558 00:28:52,387 --> 00:28:54,023 animal figurines, you know? 559 00:28:54,056 --> 00:28:55,924 I mean, they're pigs, mostly. 560 00:28:55,957 --> 00:28:58,460 We seek to draw attention 561 00:28:58,493 --> 00:29:01,763 to the artistic genocide... 562 00:29:01,796 --> 00:29:05,433 - is genocide too strong a term? - I can't do this. 563 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:07,268 What? 564 00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:15,744 I'm sorry, but I don't see what pouring a bunch of blood 565 00:29:15,777 --> 00:29:18,880 on a basketball court has to do with Shakespeare. 566 00:29:18,913 --> 00:29:22,317 That's what I thought we were doing here. 567 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:25,286 I only went along with the Jean Chrétien effigy thing 568 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,791 because, well, I guess I'm not always strong enough 569 00:29:29,824 --> 00:29:32,293 to speak my mind. 570 00:29:32,327 --> 00:29:34,362 Because I still don't understand 571 00:29:34,395 --> 00:29:36,898 what hanging an effigy of Jean Chrétien 572 00:29:36,931 --> 00:29:38,500 at the end of King Lear 573 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:41,336 really has to do with the public school system, 574 00:29:41,369 --> 00:29:44,506 or, for that matter, the patriarchy... 575 00:29:44,539 --> 00:29:46,307 She is obsessed about pigs. 576 00:29:46,341 --> 00:29:47,509 Everything's pigs! 577 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,577 Okay, white ball on back line. 578 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,480 White ball on back line! 579 00:29:52,514 --> 00:29:55,316 White ball on back line, I guess. 580 00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:57,452 And another thing. 581 00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,754 It feels like this group is no longer being run 582 00:29:59,788 --> 00:30:00,922 like a collective. 583 00:30:00,955 --> 00:30:04,359 It feels like decisions are being made unilaterally 584 00:30:04,392 --> 00:30:07,062 and I kind of thought that the whole point 585 00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:10,065 of radical theatre was to empower all participants, 586 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:13,035 and work as an engaged community of artisans, 587 00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:16,971 rather than as a hierarchy, and... 588 00:30:17,006 --> 00:30:19,340 um, yeah. 589 00:30:19,374 --> 00:30:21,110 That's... 590 00:30:21,143 --> 00:30:23,978 that's all that I have to say. 591 00:30:26,414 --> 00:30:29,884 So, should I tell my brother not to bring blood? 592 00:30:54,475 --> 00:30:56,544 So, you know, how... 593 00:30:56,578 --> 00:30:57,779 when the philosopher guy woke up, 594 00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,548 how did he know he wasn't a butterfly 595 00:31:00,582 --> 00:31:02,051 or how do you know he wasn't a human, you know? 596 00:31:02,084 --> 00:31:04,686 Like he could have been either. 597 00:31:04,719 --> 00:31:06,121 Okay. 598 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:08,957 So what does this have to do with The Matrix? 599 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:11,459 Well, you know, it's like the differing realities 600 00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:13,394 and like, we don't know which is which. 601 00:31:13,428 --> 00:31:15,064 You know, that kind of idea, that whole, big... 602 00:31:15,097 --> 00:31:18,133 Hey, you guys talking about The Matrix? 603 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,702 - Kind of. - Oh, awesome movie. 604 00:31:20,735 --> 00:31:22,004 Those martial arts scenes? 605 00:31:22,037 --> 00:31:24,039 - I loved it! - Cool. 606 00:31:24,073 --> 00:31:25,840 Hey, you know in this book I'm reading, 607 00:31:25,874 --> 00:31:29,078 Phil Jackson actually describes the triangle offense 608 00:31:29,111 --> 00:31:31,013 as five-man Tai Chi. 609 00:31:33,615 --> 00:31:38,653 I thought it was cool, you know, the martial arts connection. 610 00:31:38,686 --> 00:31:39,921 So anyway, right? 611 00:31:39,954 --> 00:31:42,690 This philosopher, you know, he wasn't sure if he was like 612 00:31:42,724 --> 00:31:44,859 a butterfly or a human, 613 00:31:44,893 --> 00:31:47,462 so he was wondering, like, why can't I... 614 00:31:47,495 --> 00:31:48,763 I could be both, you know? 615 00:31:48,796 --> 00:31:50,732 Claire, you always do this! 616 00:31:50,765 --> 00:31:53,635 Well, this is serious! 617 00:31:53,668 --> 00:31:56,804 It's in our mandate that we have to push boundaries. 618 00:31:56,838 --> 00:31:58,940 Oh, who says we have to push boundaries? 619 00:31:58,973 --> 00:32:01,010 We don't have to, you just choose to, 620 00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:02,644 and you push them a little too far. 621 00:32:02,677 --> 00:32:05,214 Look, as founder, I feel it's the right decision. 622 00:32:05,247 --> 00:32:07,649 Well, I'm a co-founder, Danica! 623 00:32:07,682 --> 00:32:09,784 And current treasurer. 624 00:32:12,587 --> 00:32:15,924 I don't know what to tell ya. 625 00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:17,959 Fine. 626 00:32:17,992 --> 00:32:19,094 I just want to say that 627 00:32:19,128 --> 00:32:22,197 I'm not happy with the direction our company is taking, 628 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:24,933 and I will have some very strong things to say 629 00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:27,102 at our next board meeting. 630 00:32:35,177 --> 00:32:36,744 If anyone wants to join me, 631 00:32:36,778 --> 00:32:40,249 I will be conducting a peaceful sit-in 632 00:32:40,282 --> 00:32:42,784 in front of the main office. 633 00:33:25,593 --> 00:33:28,197 Alas, poor Yorick. 634 00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:31,233 I knew him, Horatio. 635 00:33:31,266 --> 00:33:37,939 A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. 636 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,608 He hath borne me on his back a thousand times 637 00:33:40,641 --> 00:33:47,016 and now, how abhorred in my imagination is it? 638 00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:49,717 My gorge rises at it. 639 00:34:01,796 --> 00:34:02,830 You don't happen to know the score 640 00:34:02,864 --> 00:34:05,300 in the hockey game do you? 641 00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:07,802 I put a couple bucks on it, so I'm just curious. 642 00:34:07,835 --> 00:34:08,970 You, uh... 643 00:34:09,004 --> 00:34:11,140 you gamble much? 644 00:34:11,173 --> 00:34:13,775 I like to go to the casino. 645 00:34:13,808 --> 00:34:15,310 I mean, it's not a big deal. 646 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,046 - Yeah. - Right? 647 00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:18,646 Like, everyone goes to the casino. 648 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,715 She's like, you can't... 649 00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,251 You should be at Gambler's Anonymous. 650 00:34:22,284 --> 00:34:25,787 Well, I'm not going to Gambler's Anonymous, 651 00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:28,689 especially for, like, a couple Sports Selects. 652 00:34:32,827 --> 00:34:34,695 Fuck. 653 00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:35,797 Uh... 654 00:34:36,764 --> 00:34:39,600 Mhm. 655 00:34:39,634 --> 00:34:41,602 Yeah, so, all right. 656 00:34:41,636 --> 00:34:43,372 They're a good team, a really good team. 657 00:34:43,405 --> 00:34:45,673 But you guys are trying hard, hanging in there. 658 00:34:45,706 --> 00:34:47,309 We're losing by almost 50 points. 659 00:34:47,342 --> 00:34:50,812 - We are losing by 50 points. - Fifty-two, actually. 660 00:34:50,845 --> 00:34:52,247 Forget about the score right now, okay? 661 00:34:52,281 --> 00:34:54,083 Look, just keep playing hard. 662 00:34:54,116 --> 00:34:55,117 You never know what can happen. 663 00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:57,685 I have seen a lot of games change dramatically. 664 00:35:00,289 --> 00:35:02,790 Um, Coach, if I may? 665 00:35:02,824 --> 00:35:03,825 What is it, Brent? 666 00:35:03,858 --> 00:35:06,794 I just want to share a few words with the team. 667 00:35:06,828 --> 00:35:08,063 Is it about the triangle offense? 668 00:35:08,097 --> 00:35:09,697 Um, not exactly. 669 00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:11,166 Is it about Phil Jackson? 670 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,168 - Um... - Be brief. 671 00:35:13,202 --> 00:35:16,004 Yeah, of course, thank you! 672 00:35:16,038 --> 00:35:18,240 Who here is familiar with Sacred Hoops: 673 00:35:18,273 --> 00:35:21,009 Spiritual Lessons of a Hardwood Warrior? 674 00:35:22,377 --> 00:35:23,878 By Phil Jackson? 675 00:35:25,314 --> 00:35:28,649 Phil Jackson, coach of Los Angeles Lakers? 676 00:35:28,683 --> 00:35:32,154 Former coach of the Chicago Bulls? 677 00:35:32,187 --> 00:35:34,389 - No one? - We know who he is! 678 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,958 We just haven't read the book. 679 00:35:36,991 --> 00:35:38,160 Wow! 680 00:35:38,193 --> 00:35:39,994 I'm surprised. 681 00:35:40,028 --> 00:35:43,065 I thought you guys were, like, ballers. 682 00:35:43,098 --> 00:35:44,732 Well, point is that 683 00:35:44,765 --> 00:35:46,301 it's actually a really great read. 684 00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:49,704 It's got some great stories about Pippen and Jordan 685 00:35:49,737 --> 00:35:53,075 and the other guys that played on the Chicago Bulls. 686 00:35:53,108 --> 00:35:55,110 Let's get to the point, Brent. 687 00:35:55,144 --> 00:35:57,146 I just wanted to share a quote with you. 688 00:35:57,179 --> 00:36:00,315 I thought it was appropriate for a moment like this. 689 00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:20,202 Where are you? 690 00:36:20,235 --> 00:36:21,336 There it is. 691 00:36:23,238 --> 00:36:24,373 Sorry. 692 00:36:24,406 --> 00:36:26,141 Just gotta find the quote. 693 00:36:36,118 --> 00:36:37,818 Here we go. 694 00:36:37,852 --> 00:36:39,221 It's from 1991, 695 00:36:39,254 --> 00:36:41,223 when Phil was coaching the Chicago Bulls. 696 00:36:41,256 --> 00:36:43,392 They had just come off a big playoff loss, 697 00:36:43,425 --> 00:36:45,394 and they were really down on themselves. 698 00:36:45,427 --> 00:36:46,894 He knew, that in order for them 699 00:36:46,928 --> 00:36:48,397 to have a chance at the series, 700 00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:51,200 he was gonna have to pick them up. 701 00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:54,336 "So I looked around the room and said," 702 00:36:54,369 --> 00:36:57,372 and I'm quoting now. 703 00:36:57,406 --> 00:37:01,809 "So I looked around the room and said, 'Love is the force 704 00:37:01,842 --> 00:37:03,978 that ignites the spirit, 705 00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:05,947 and binds teams together.'" 706 00:37:09,351 --> 00:37:14,755 "Love is the force that ignites the spirit, 707 00:37:14,789 --> 00:37:17,492 and binds teams together." 708 00:37:20,262 --> 00:37:22,897 What a great quote, huh? 709 00:37:22,930 --> 00:37:24,233 "Love is the force..." 710 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:26,435 We got it, Brent, thank you. 711 00:37:26,468 --> 00:37:28,203 Anyways, I just... 712 00:37:28,237 --> 00:37:30,472 I want to share with you, keep it in your heads. 713 00:37:30,505 --> 00:37:33,208 Maybe you'll draw inspiration from it. 714 00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:34,509 What is it, Corey? 715 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:37,045 Uh, can I get something from my locker? 716 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:39,114 Be fast. 717 00:37:41,149 --> 00:37:42,850 All right, um, 718 00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:45,520 let's get out there, have a good second half. 719 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,788 Come on, guys, thanks for listening. 720 00:37:47,822 --> 00:37:49,091 You got it. 721 00:37:49,124 --> 00:37:50,858 Thanks for hearing me out. 722 00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:53,828 We can do this, you got it. 723 00:37:53,861 --> 00:37:56,198 Come on, you got it. 724 00:38:03,071 --> 00:38:04,972 Princess! 725 00:38:07,242 --> 00:38:09,478 Princess! 726 00:38:13,348 --> 00:38:15,350 Princess! 727 00:38:51,019 --> 00:38:54,122 Calgary down 5-1 to Atlanta after two periods. 728 00:38:54,156 --> 00:38:55,324 We're gonna go to the phones now. 729 00:38:55,357 --> 00:38:57,125 We have Terry in Calgary. 730 00:38:57,159 --> 00:38:59,027 Terry, what are your thoughts on the first two periods? 731 00:38:59,061 --> 00:39:01,862 Thanks for having me on the air, that's really cool. 732 00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:04,032 I just wanted to say that, you know, like, 733 00:39:04,066 --> 00:39:06,501 how disappointed I am with the team this year. 734 00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:09,504 They were supposed to be, like, contenders this year, 735 00:39:09,538 --> 00:39:11,606 and, like, pardon my French, but they're actually kinda, 736 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,342 you know, shittin' the bed. 737 00:39:23,051 --> 00:39:24,619 Can I talk to you for a second, Brent? 738 00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,887 Yeah, for sure, what's up, Coach? 739 00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:29,458 I think it's time to drop the whole Phil Jackson, 740 00:39:29,491 --> 00:39:31,526 triangle offense thing, okay? 741 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,595 Oh, okay. 742 00:39:33,628 --> 00:39:36,331 It's becoming a bit of a distraction. 743 00:39:36,365 --> 00:39:38,367 You know, I asked you to be brief in there, 744 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,669 and you went on for what felt like 10 minutes. 745 00:39:40,702 --> 00:39:42,604 - Oh. - We all need to focus 746 00:39:42,637 --> 00:39:44,373 on the game, okay? 747 00:39:44,406 --> 00:39:46,074 Okay. 748 00:39:48,643 --> 00:39:50,545 I'll pay you. 749 00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:53,148 - Pardon me? - I'll pay you 50 bucks. 750 00:39:53,181 --> 00:39:55,183 Just let me run the triangle for 10 minutes in the game. 751 00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:57,185 Brent, this is wildly inappropriate. 752 00:39:57,219 --> 00:39:58,487 Okay, 100. 753 00:40:00,489 --> 00:40:02,357 I'll pay you $100. 754 00:40:02,391 --> 00:40:05,560 Okay, I don't I can go any higher than that, 755 00:40:05,594 --> 00:40:08,363 unless you'd be okay with a check. 756 00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:35,624 Okay, uh, so, so there, 757 00:40:35,657 --> 00:40:38,527 and then, yeah, right, and then we... okay, yeah, okay, 758 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,662 great, so, let's go out there and play hard. 759 00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:42,597 Let's forget about the score 760 00:40:42,631 --> 00:40:44,666 and try and have a good half, hm? 761 00:40:44,699 --> 00:40:47,035 - Well, what is it, Joel? - Uh, I'm not necessarily 762 00:40:47,068 --> 00:40:49,237 suggesting we do this, coach, but I'm just curious 763 00:40:49,271 --> 00:40:52,140 what the procedure might be regarding forfeiting the game. 764 00:40:52,174 --> 00:40:54,276 We're not forfeiting the game, Joel. 765 00:40:54,309 --> 00:40:57,045 It's just that... again, this is totally theoretical, 766 00:40:57,078 --> 00:41:00,682 - but with the score the way... - We're not forfeiting. 767 00:41:00,715 --> 00:41:03,984 It's just there's no chance of a comeback here, 768 00:41:04,019 --> 00:41:06,221 and we still have our dignities to think about. 769 00:41:06,254 --> 00:41:07,689 "Defense," on three. 770 00:41:10,158 --> 00:41:13,328 - One, two, three, defense! - One, two, three, defense. 771 00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:17,098 So, that's definitely a "No" there, hey, Coach? 772 00:41:17,132 --> 00:41:18,333 'Cause I was thinking we could probably 773 00:41:18,366 --> 00:41:19,501 talk to the refs over there. 774 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,579 What took you so long? 775 00:41:30,612 --> 00:41:33,148 Fuck are you doing? 776 00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:36,117 You're an idiot. 777 00:42:08,717 --> 00:42:11,219 - Uh, hey. - Hi. 778 00:42:11,253 --> 00:42:14,222 I was wondering if I could join your sit-in. 779 00:42:14,256 --> 00:42:16,091 Oh, yeah, of course. 780 00:42:16,124 --> 00:42:17,492 Have a seat. 781 00:42:21,730 --> 00:42:23,431 Thank you for coming. 782 00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:24,833 Yeah, no problem. 783 00:42:28,169 --> 00:42:31,606 I'm sorry for getting so emotional earlier. 784 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,110 I know that as co-founder 785 00:42:35,143 --> 00:42:38,380 and current treasurer I should be more level headed, 786 00:42:38,413 --> 00:42:40,815 but I don't know. 787 00:42:43,118 --> 00:42:45,687 Sometimes I just wonder if Danica cares more about 788 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,623 being provocative than producing truly great work. 789 00:42:48,657 --> 00:42:50,825 - You know? - Mhm. 790 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:53,128 I mean, 791 00:42:53,161 --> 00:42:55,864 sometimes I think it's okay to just play Shakespeare 792 00:42:55,897 --> 00:42:58,366 as Shakespeare intended, you know? 793 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,201 Totally, yeah. 794 00:43:02,203 --> 00:43:04,639 I don't know, perhaps I'm old fashioned. 795 00:43:04,673 --> 00:43:06,308 Mhm. 796 00:43:12,213 --> 00:43:14,249 Let's go! 797 00:43:16,851 --> 00:43:19,654 Uh, hey, Coach. 798 00:43:19,688 --> 00:43:21,823 I'm... I'm sorry about the whole forfeiting thing. 799 00:43:21,856 --> 00:43:23,425 It's fine, Joel. 800 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,860 - It was out of line. - Don't worry about it. 801 00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:28,330 You know, there's something to be said about sticking it out 802 00:43:28,363 --> 00:43:29,731 - until the end. - Hm. 803 00:43:29,764 --> 00:43:31,733 Even if it's completely hopeless. 804 00:43:31,766 --> 00:43:34,469 It's noble, I get that. 805 00:43:34,502 --> 00:43:37,172 Hustle, hustle! 806 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,576 Um, I'm just curious, 807 00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:43,812 did something happen with Brent? 808 00:43:43,845 --> 00:43:45,847 He looks really sad, 809 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,316 like, even more than usual. 810 00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:02,897 So, this is a sit-in? 811 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,566 Mhm. 812 00:44:06,434 --> 00:44:10,205 Um, are we supposed to, like, chant or something? 813 00:44:10,238 --> 00:44:14,242 No, I think it's more about occupying the space, 814 00:44:14,275 --> 00:44:16,211 symbolically. 815 00:44:16,244 --> 00:44:18,346 Cool. 816 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,888 Who's man is that? 817 00:44:26,921 --> 00:44:28,690 Who? I don't know. 818 00:44:35,263 --> 00:44:42,370 No more will our voices be silented. 819 00:44:42,404 --> 00:44:44,973 Will our voice... 820 00:44:46,708 --> 00:44:49,277 - Hey. - Hey. 821 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:51,446 My brother was so pissed. 822 00:44:51,479 --> 00:44:52,681 He said his Nintendo didn't save, 823 00:44:52,714 --> 00:44:55,216 so he lost his game. 824 00:44:57,786 --> 00:44:59,921 - Man, blood is heavy. - Wow, 825 00:44:59,954 --> 00:45:02,390 that's a lot of blood. 826 00:45:02,424 --> 00:45:04,526 Oh, we've got way more in my garage. 827 00:45:06,028 --> 00:45:08,663 So, should we open it? 828 00:45:08,697 --> 00:45:10,498 Sure. 829 00:45:18,606 --> 00:45:19,908 Come on. 830 00:45:29,617 --> 00:45:31,853 Help me out. 831 00:45:36,324 --> 00:45:37,859 Ew. 832 00:45:46,468 --> 00:45:48,236 Princess! 833 00:45:52,407 --> 00:45:53,708 Princess! 834 00:45:59,547 --> 00:46:01,649 Thought it might be a little busier. 835 00:46:01,683 --> 00:46:03,685 Uh, yeah. 836 00:46:05,787 --> 00:46:07,756 Guess it's not much of a sit-in 837 00:46:07,789 --> 00:46:11,426 when there are no people to see it. 838 00:46:11,459 --> 00:46:12,961 - Yeah. - I mean, 839 00:46:12,994 --> 00:46:15,296 I think it is still an important action, 840 00:46:15,330 --> 00:46:17,599 - symbolically. - Yeah, totally. 841 00:46:19,534 --> 00:46:21,369 But, it would be nice 842 00:46:21,402 --> 00:46:24,073 if someone saw us. 843 00:46:24,106 --> 00:46:26,274 Hm. 844 00:46:31,346 --> 00:46:34,049 So, Claire? 845 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,917 - Mhm. - I was wondering 846 00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:38,686 if maybe you and I could 847 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,623 catch a movie sometime. 848 00:46:41,656 --> 00:46:44,526 - Oh. - Yeah, like, um, 849 00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:46,661 have you seen The Matrix yet? 850 00:46:46,694 --> 00:46:48,997 - The Matrix? - Yeah, with Keanu Reeves, 851 00:46:49,031 --> 00:46:51,900 - and, um... - No, I haven't. 852 00:46:51,933 --> 00:46:53,868 Oh, yeah, well it's really good, 853 00:46:53,902 --> 00:46:56,371 so, um, I've seen it already, 854 00:46:56,404 --> 00:46:59,074 but I would love to see it again, and... 855 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,543 Oh, 856 00:47:01,576 --> 00:47:05,346 and would this be, like, a date? 857 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:07,816 Yeah, that's... that's what I was thinking it would be, 858 00:47:07,849 --> 00:47:11,452 'cause, um, I've done a lot of, you know, planning, 859 00:47:11,486 --> 00:47:13,888 - and... - Um, well. 860 00:47:16,691 --> 00:47:20,129 I'm already dating someone. 861 00:47:20,162 --> 00:47:22,530 Oh, oh. 862 00:47:24,566 --> 00:47:26,701 For how long? 863 00:47:26,734 --> 00:47:29,004 Almost two years, actually. 864 00:47:31,573 --> 00:47:33,842 Oh. 865 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:35,810 Um. 866 00:47:35,844 --> 00:47:37,645 It's monogamous? 867 00:47:37,679 --> 00:47:39,081 Yes. 868 00:47:39,114 --> 00:47:41,382 Ah. 869 00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:44,019 Cool, well, um, 870 00:47:44,053 --> 00:47:47,589 nevermind then, whatever, yeah. 871 00:47:47,622 --> 00:47:49,124 Yeah. 872 00:47:53,661 --> 00:47:55,763 Um, 873 00:47:55,797 --> 00:47:58,666 is that why you joined the sit-in? 874 00:48:01,536 --> 00:48:03,404 Yeah, pretty much. 875 00:48:11,646 --> 00:48:13,648 Oh, shit. 876 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:20,955 It's frozen. 877 00:48:20,989 --> 00:48:23,158 Princess. 878 00:48:26,228 --> 00:48:28,097 Princess. 879 00:48:33,801 --> 00:48:35,837 Princess. 880 00:48:38,706 --> 00:48:40,642 Ah, man. 881 00:49:29,657 --> 00:49:32,894 Brent. 882 00:49:32,927 --> 00:49:35,630 I'm sorry, I just don't think it's a good idea for right now. 883 00:49:37,565 --> 00:49:39,968 You know, it's a lot to throw at them. 884 00:49:40,001 --> 00:49:42,071 I mean, look at them. 885 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,838 They can barely understand this offense. 886 00:49:43,871 --> 00:49:45,974 Yeah. 887 00:49:46,008 --> 00:49:48,876 I know, I understand. 888 00:49:48,910 --> 00:49:50,945 So, are you just gonna...? 889 00:49:53,148 --> 00:49:55,516 - Brent. - What? 890 00:49:55,550 --> 00:49:58,053 Are you just gonna sit like this for the whole game? 891 00:49:58,087 --> 00:49:59,587 Whatever. 892 00:50:16,971 --> 00:50:18,740 Fine. 893 00:50:18,773 --> 00:50:20,142 - Five minutes. - Seriously? 894 00:50:20,175 --> 00:50:22,244 You get to do this one time, Brent. 895 00:50:22,277 --> 00:50:24,879 Yeah, for sure, hey, can I do it for 10 minutes? 896 00:50:24,912 --> 00:50:26,148 'Cause I feel like 5 is not enough time... 897 00:50:26,181 --> 00:50:29,084 - Brent. - Yeah, 5 is fine. 898 00:50:29,118 --> 00:50:30,985 I'm gonna get my diagrams. 899 00:50:37,259 --> 00:50:40,129 Son of a... 900 00:50:42,997 --> 00:50:45,167 This isn't working. 901 00:50:47,102 --> 00:50:50,239 Yeah, it's probably gonna take too long to thaw out. 902 00:50:50,272 --> 00:50:51,973 Sorry. 903 00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:53,208 It's okay. 904 00:50:54,976 --> 00:50:56,711 I don't think it's real blood anyways. 905 00:50:56,744 --> 00:50:59,248 Pretty sure I saw my brother making it in the bathtub. 906 00:51:04,053 --> 00:51:05,653 You can go if you want. 907 00:51:05,686 --> 00:51:08,157 - Uh, no, it's... it's fine. - No, really, it's... 908 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:09,924 It's, um, I... 909 00:51:09,957 --> 00:51:11,826 It's okay. 910 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:15,997 I guess it is a little late. 911 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,799 Um. 912 00:51:17,832 --> 00:51:20,102 You know, my mom's, like, always on my ass 913 00:51:20,135 --> 00:51:22,937 about curfew and, like, you know. 914 00:51:22,970 --> 00:51:25,873 I... I should go. 915 00:51:25,907 --> 00:51:28,310 I'm gonna go. 916 00:51:30,245 --> 00:51:31,746 Sorry, um, 917 00:51:31,779 --> 00:51:34,882 - but I'll see you tomorrow? - It's okay. 918 00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:36,751 - Yeah. - Bye. 919 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,195 What if we just, like, got naked 920 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:49,231 and ran through the gym? 921 00:51:49,264 --> 00:51:51,699 Like, streaking? 922 00:51:51,732 --> 00:51:53,402 Yeah, but like, we could write, "Fuck the patriarchy" 923 00:51:53,435 --> 00:51:55,370 on our boobs or something. 924 00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:04,745 So, if the trigger moves to the off-wing, 925 00:52:04,779 --> 00:52:07,748 the flex moves to the, uh... 926 00:52:27,935 --> 00:52:30,372 - Hey. - What the hell's going on? 927 00:52:30,405 --> 00:52:32,241 I was giving my sister a bath. 928 00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:33,808 Sorry, you know. 929 00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:37,079 I wouldn't have asked you to come here if I didn't think 930 00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:39,314 - it was necessary. - What happened? 931 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,252 - Well... - Ken, 932 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,920 what happened? 933 00:52:45,953 --> 00:52:47,755 The dog. 934 00:52:50,259 --> 00:52:52,261 The dog's gone. 935 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:55,430 What do you mean, "The dog's gone"? 936 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,099 Well, 937 00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:00,068 she... 938 00:53:00,102 --> 00:53:02,371 - she escaped. - Escaped? 939 00:53:04,506 --> 00:53:06,108 You didn't close the latch properly 940 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,742 on the kennel, did you? 941 00:53:07,775 --> 00:53:09,877 I thought I did. 942 00:53:09,911 --> 00:53:13,382 - Did you do this on purpose? - What? 943 00:53:13,415 --> 00:53:15,750 No, I didn't do it on purpose. 944 00:53:17,752 --> 00:53:20,389 I wouldn't do that, Karen. 945 00:53:20,422 --> 00:53:22,723 Oh, that's ridiculous. 946 00:53:22,757 --> 00:53:24,493 All right, guys, we're finally gonna do it. 947 00:53:24,526 --> 00:53:26,727 We're gonna run the triangle offense, okay? 948 00:53:26,761 --> 00:53:28,297 I mean, are you gonna tell us how it works? 949 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,997 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I don't really understand 950 00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:32,401 what we're doing, is this, like, some kind of new offense? 951 00:53:32,434 --> 00:53:34,269 - It is, okay. - Sounds complicated. 952 00:53:34,303 --> 00:53:35,504 - It's not that... - You got one minute, Brent. 953 00:53:35,537 --> 00:53:37,439 It's not that complicated, okay? 954 00:53:37,472 --> 00:53:41,376 And thus, with this symbolic... 955 00:53:43,778 --> 00:53:45,447 - Tessa. - Sorry, just... 956 00:53:47,282 --> 00:53:50,419 So, as you can see right here, we got your wing, your mid-post, 957 00:53:50,452 --> 00:53:52,853 and your corner sh... 958 00:53:52,887 --> 00:53:54,755 Uh, sorry, this... this is upside down. 959 00:53:54,789 --> 00:53:57,059 - 20 seconds. - All right. 960 00:53:57,092 --> 00:54:00,028 With this symbolic unveiling... 961 00:54:01,496 --> 00:54:02,863 Dude. 962 00:54:02,897 --> 00:54:04,266 We gotta keep the ball moving. 963 00:54:04,299 --> 00:54:06,435 Remember, it's about turning their strengths 964 00:54:06,468 --> 00:54:08,437 into weaknesses, okay? 965 00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:10,539 So, they're gonna be looking for places where they could 966 00:54:10,572 --> 00:54:13,508 post up on you, but because we're moving the ball so quick, 967 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,143 we get her over to the wing, 968 00:54:15,177 --> 00:54:16,877 we swing it over to the corner shooter. 969 00:54:16,911 --> 00:54:19,381 Boom, can you hit that 3? I've seen you hit that 3. 970 00:54:19,414 --> 00:54:21,283 You can do it, you hit that 3, okay, guys? 971 00:54:21,316 --> 00:54:22,451 - That's time. - So, remember, 972 00:54:22,484 --> 00:54:24,286 it's just about passing. 973 00:54:24,319 --> 00:54:26,154 You did this so we wouldn't have to pay for 974 00:54:26,188 --> 00:54:28,357 - the osteoporosis medication. - Are you kidding me right now? 975 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:31,393 No, I saw your face when the vet told us how much it would cost. 976 00:54:31,426 --> 00:54:34,029 We don't even know if she has osteoporosis. 977 00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:35,497 So, that makes it okay? 978 00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:38,133 I didn't say that. 979 00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:41,336 Look, maybe we can get a new dog. 980 00:54:41,370 --> 00:54:43,138 What, a lab? 981 00:54:43,171 --> 00:54:46,375 I don't know, maybe. 982 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,942 If you want one. 983 00:54:47,975 --> 00:54:49,478 You did this so that we could get a lab. 984 00:54:49,511 --> 00:54:51,013 No, I did not. 985 00:54:53,115 --> 00:54:54,483 Do you want a lab? 986 00:54:56,318 --> 00:54:58,153 No, no, no, but it's like... 987 00:54:58,186 --> 00:55:02,057 No, no, you move to the corner when the trigger has the ball. 988 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:03,558 Guys, remember, spacing. 989 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,826 Space the ball, space the court. 990 00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:09,897 Never been to a basketball game before. 991 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:13,968 There's not very many people. 992 00:55:14,001 --> 00:55:16,338 Yeah, our team kinda sucks. 993 00:55:16,371 --> 00:55:18,173 Fo... focus, oh, yeah, bring it in, bring it in, 994 00:55:18,206 --> 00:55:19,574 bring it... slow... slow down, slow down. 995 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,510 Stay up on your man, stay up on your man, 996 00:55:21,543 --> 00:55:23,011 stay up on your man, yeah. 997 00:55:23,045 --> 00:55:24,912 Get the ball, go, go, fast break, fast break. 998 00:55:24,945 --> 00:55:27,349 Move the ball, move... 999 00:55:27,382 --> 00:55:29,418 Mid-post, trigger, wing! 1000 00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,620 I made it very clear. 1001 00:55:31,653 --> 00:55:33,455 Oh, shit. 1002 00:55:33,488 --> 00:55:35,023 What? 1003 00:55:35,057 --> 00:55:38,160 That's Mr. Davidson, he's my English teacher. 1004 00:55:38,193 --> 00:55:40,162 - With the beard? - Yeah. 1005 00:55:40,195 --> 00:55:42,130 He's kinda cute. 1006 00:55:42,164 --> 00:55:44,232 Fine, we'll get another Shih Tzu. 1007 00:55:44,266 --> 00:55:47,035 I don't care, Karen. 1008 00:55:47,069 --> 00:55:49,638 Karen, come on! 1009 00:55:49,671 --> 00:55:53,041 Oh, fine, I'll keep looking. 1010 00:55:53,075 --> 00:55:55,010 Oh, she's gotta be around here somewhere. 1011 00:55:55,043 --> 00:55:56,611 I'll put up posters. 1012 00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:59,081 Okay, you're too close, space it out, space... 1013 00:56:03,018 --> 00:56:05,220 So, you don't wanna do it? 1014 00:56:05,253 --> 00:56:07,888 It's not that I don't want to do it. 1015 00:56:07,922 --> 00:56:10,425 I'm just thinking maybe we're giving them 1016 00:56:10,459 --> 00:56:12,627 their patriarchal fantasy too easily. 1017 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:15,530 Like, I don't wanna play into that, you know? 1018 00:56:15,564 --> 00:56:17,998 I don't know, I just thought it'd be funny. 1019 00:56:18,033 --> 00:56:20,469 Well, also, there's like hardly anyone in there, 1020 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,970 and if we're gonna do it, we should do it for an audience, 1021 00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:24,439 right? 1022 00:56:24,473 --> 00:56:27,476 It can't be any more simple, okay? 1023 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,344 You are the... you are the wing! 1024 00:56:29,378 --> 00:56:32,314 Yeah, so, um... 1025 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:37,386 I mean, I have to catch my bus anyway. 1026 00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:40,422 Sorry. 1027 00:56:45,727 --> 00:56:47,596 This sucks! 1028 00:56:53,635 --> 00:56:56,037 Phooey. 1029 00:57:23,665 --> 00:57:26,034 All right, guys, this is our last timeout, 1030 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:27,669 - so listen carefully. - I don't like 1031 00:57:27,702 --> 00:57:30,005 - the triangle offense. - Yeah, it's really complicated. 1032 00:57:30,038 --> 00:57:32,474 It's simple if you know the basics to it, all right? 1033 00:57:32,507 --> 00:57:34,443 I don't get the whole thing about the post. 1034 00:57:34,476 --> 00:57:36,445 Yeah, and the trigger, what even is that? 1035 00:57:36,478 --> 00:57:38,380 - Well, let me explain, okay? - Can we go back 1036 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:40,215 - to our old offense? - We're not gonna go back 1037 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,484 to the old offense, we're gonna run the triangle offense. 1038 00:57:42,517 --> 00:57:44,085 We should run a Princeton offense. 1039 00:57:44,119 --> 00:57:45,620 - What's the Princeton offense? - I don't know. 1040 00:57:45,654 --> 00:57:47,756 I saw it on TV, but there's a whole lot of cutting 1041 00:57:47,789 --> 00:57:50,425 - and passing. - Sounds pretty good. 1042 00:57:50,459 --> 00:57:52,160 - Did we learn the Princeton...? - We're not running 1043 00:57:52,194 --> 00:57:55,063 the Princeton offense! 1044 00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,665 - Brent, just calm down, man. - Why? 1045 00:57:56,698 --> 00:57:59,701 Because we're gonna keep running the triangle offense, all right? 1046 00:57:59,734 --> 00:58:01,636 And I don't wanna hear a Goddamn thing 1047 00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:03,638 about the Princeton offense, okay? 1048 00:58:03,672 --> 00:58:07,209 Jesus, are you idiots listening to anything I said? 1049 00:58:07,242 --> 00:58:08,543 Have you heard anything, huh? 1050 00:58:08,577 --> 00:58:10,479 - Come on! - Brent, can you come with me 1051 00:58:10,512 --> 00:58:11,646 - for a minute? - No! 1052 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,348 Okay, come on, let's go. 1053 00:58:13,381 --> 00:58:15,650 Come on. 1054 00:58:40,609 --> 00:58:42,644 It's just basketball, Brent. 1055 00:58:42,677 --> 00:58:44,412 Why aren't they listening to me? 1056 00:58:44,446 --> 00:58:46,147 It's so simple if they just listened. 1057 00:58:46,181 --> 00:58:47,682 Yeah, well, give the players some credit. 1058 00:58:47,716 --> 00:58:49,451 It's a lot to throw at them all at once. 1059 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:52,120 And, you know, it's been a tough game. 1060 00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:53,622 You know what? 1061 00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:57,058 Winners accept challenges, they don't shirk away from them. 1062 00:58:57,092 --> 00:58:59,294 Phil Jackson talks about this all the time. 1063 00:58:59,327 --> 00:59:00,829 Come on, Coach, come on. 1064 00:59:00,862 --> 00:59:03,265 Do these kids have any fight in them? 1065 00:59:03,298 --> 00:59:05,600 - It's pathetic! - All right, I think you should 1066 00:59:05,634 --> 00:59:07,435 cool down in the office for the rest of the game, okay? 1067 00:59:07,469 --> 00:59:09,237 Ugh, no, no, no! 1068 00:59:09,271 --> 00:59:10,572 I'm fine, I... 1069 00:59:10,605 --> 00:59:12,173 I'm fine, I'll be fine. 1070 00:59:14,576 --> 00:59:16,578 No, I just need to explain to them, they'll get it. 1071 00:59:16,611 --> 00:59:18,547 Yeah... no, I need to explain to them. 1072 00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:20,749 I... more charts, they'll get it. 1073 00:59:20,782 --> 00:59:22,651 - Brent. - No, stop! 1074 00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,519 - Brent! - Stop! 1075 00:59:24,553 --> 00:59:25,754 Brent. 1076 00:59:25,787 --> 00:59:27,656 So, I, uh... 1077 00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:30,692 I guess we're supposed to coach ourselves now, eh? 1078 00:59:30,725 --> 00:59:33,261 Yeah, I guess so. 1079 00:59:36,164 --> 00:59:37,699 What a game. 1080 00:59:37,732 --> 00:59:41,136 Yeah, what a game. 1081 00:59:41,169 --> 00:59:42,771 How many more do we have left? 1082 00:59:42,804 --> 00:59:44,706 - Come on, boys! - Three. 1083 00:59:46,908 --> 00:59:49,277 No, sorry, we have four, 1084 00:59:49,311 --> 00:59:51,513 - and a tournament. - Right, right. 1085 00:59:52,847 --> 00:59:55,584 On the rebound! 1086 01:00:01,256 --> 01:00:03,491 You know if we're getting the pizza party this year? 1087 01:00:03,525 --> 01:00:05,327 I'm not sure. 1088 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,164 I heard maybe not, 'cause budget cuts or something. 1089 01:00:17,505 --> 01:00:19,708 Fuck the patriarchy! 1090 01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:22,377 That girl is totally naked. 1091 01:00:26,281 --> 01:00:28,149 Fuck the patriarchy! 1092 01:00:28,183 --> 01:00:30,352 Woo! 1093 01:00:45,233 --> 01:00:47,869 Hey, sorry. 1094 01:00:47,902 --> 01:00:51,473 What'd I miss? 1095 01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,746 Okay, boys, bring it in. 1096 01:00:59,848 --> 01:01:02,517 - Who was that girl? - Think she's in my bio class. 1097 01:01:02,550 --> 01:01:05,186 - She's like a Theater Extremist. - Oh, that's right. 1098 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,322 I knew I recognized her from somewhere. 1099 01:01:07,355 --> 01:01:09,357 What's Theater Extremist? 1100 01:01:09,391 --> 01:01:11,793 Uh, it's like a radical theater group. 1101 01:01:11,826 --> 01:01:14,896 Yeah, they did a production of Death of a Salesman last year, 1102 01:01:14,929 --> 01:01:16,698 except they switched all the genders, 1103 01:01:16,731 --> 01:01:18,533 so it was Death of a Saleswoman. 1104 01:01:18,566 --> 01:01:20,235 What did she yell at the end? 1105 01:01:20,268 --> 01:01:21,770 I couldn't understand. 1106 01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:24,406 I think she said, "Fuck the patriarchy." 1107 01:01:24,439 --> 01:01:25,740 What's the patriarchy? 1108 01:01:25,774 --> 01:01:27,742 Well, essentially it's the idea that... 1109 01:01:27,776 --> 01:01:30,645 All right, guys. 1110 01:01:30,679 --> 01:01:32,580 So, um, 1111 01:01:32,614 --> 01:01:34,482 that was a tough game. 1112 01:01:34,516 --> 01:01:36,351 Does it still count as a loss, even though that girl 1113 01:01:36,384 --> 01:01:38,353 - ran on the court naked? - Yes, Joel. 1114 01:01:38,386 --> 01:01:40,889 So, it's not like a force majeure-type situation? 1115 01:01:40,922 --> 01:01:43,324 No. 1116 01:01:43,358 --> 01:01:45,593 Uh, I don't think there's too much to say about this one. 1117 01:01:45,627 --> 01:01:47,262 I think this is just one of those games 1118 01:01:47,295 --> 01:01:49,230 we just forget about and move on. 1119 01:01:49,264 --> 01:01:50,799 - What happened to Brent? - Yeah, 1120 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:53,668 - is he kicked off the team? - No, he's not kicked off. 1121 01:01:53,702 --> 01:01:55,603 Can we not use the triangle offense anymore? 1122 01:01:55,637 --> 01:01:57,605 - I hate it. - Yeah, me too. 1123 01:01:57,639 --> 01:01:59,607 We're not going to use the triangle offense anymore, 1124 01:01:59,641 --> 01:02:01,676 - no. - Okay, good. 1125 01:02:01,710 --> 01:02:03,945 Like I said, I think it's best if we just forget about tonight 1126 01:02:03,978 --> 01:02:06,015 - and focus on next week. - Uh, who are we playing 1127 01:02:06,048 --> 01:02:07,716 - next week? - Holy Cross. 1128 01:02:07,749 --> 01:02:09,384 Are they any good? 1129 01:02:09,417 --> 01:02:11,586 - They're a pretty good team. - Apparently they got 1130 01:02:11,619 --> 01:02:14,489 this 7-footer from, like, Ecuador or somewhere. 1131 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,658 He's got a scholarship to some school in the States. 1132 01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:18,426 - Whoa. - Uh-huh. 1133 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:20,628 Yeah, he broke the backboard against Saint Luke's. 1134 01:02:20,662 --> 01:02:23,364 He dunked on this one kid so hard... 1135 01:02:23,398 --> 01:02:26,634 They're a pretty good team, let's leave it at that. 1136 01:02:26,668 --> 01:02:28,603 All right, uh, no practice tomorrow, 1137 01:02:28,636 --> 01:02:31,040 but we'll get going again on Monday. 1138 01:02:31,073 --> 01:02:33,708 All right, have a good weekend. 1139 01:02:33,742 --> 01:02:35,443 - Thanks, Coach. - Thanks, Coach. 1140 01:02:37,345 --> 01:02:38,680 What happened to the guy he dunked on? 1141 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:40,949 Well, apparently he broke his orbital bone, 1142 01:02:40,982 --> 01:02:44,019 so now he's gotta wear one of those cones, 1143 01:02:44,053 --> 01:02:46,521 you know, the big plastic ones, so he doesn't bump into things. 1144 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,823 - The things that dogs wear? - Yeah. 1145 01:02:48,857 --> 01:02:51,726 - Jeez. - Uh-huh. 1146 01:03:01,770 --> 01:03:03,304 Look, I'm sorry. 1147 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,609 There's nothing I can do. 1148 01:03:11,713 --> 01:03:14,083 It was out of my hands. 1149 01:03:17,719 --> 01:03:19,988 I was trying to find my dog. 1150 01:03:24,659 --> 01:03:26,594 Fine. 1151 01:03:28,797 --> 01:03:29,964 Come on. 1152 01:03:31,966 --> 01:03:34,636 Let's go for a drink. 1153 01:03:34,669 --> 01:03:37,072 Are you kidding me? 1154 01:03:37,106 --> 01:03:38,807 - Let's go for a drink? - Yeah. 1155 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,909 Yeah, cool, I'll just totally miss my meeting 1156 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:43,778 - that I'm late for. - Oh, right, yeah, you're, uh... 1157 01:03:43,812 --> 01:03:45,880 Yeah, yeah, my Toastmasters meeting, 1158 01:03:45,914 --> 01:03:47,448 you know, like, the one I told you about 1159 01:03:47,482 --> 01:03:49,350 three fucking times. 1160 01:03:49,384 --> 01:03:51,820 Sorry, okay? 1161 01:03:51,853 --> 01:03:53,454 No, it's not okay. 1162 01:03:53,488 --> 01:03:55,790 See, I'm late for my stuff now because you were 1163 01:03:55,824 --> 01:03:57,559 pissing around all game. 1164 01:03:59,094 --> 01:04:01,596 I wasn't pissing around all game. 1165 01:04:03,765 --> 01:04:06,768 I was looking for my dog. 1166 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,707 Idiot. 1167 01:04:20,782 --> 01:04:24,086 Sorry, I'm just here to get my backpack. 1168 01:04:31,593 --> 01:04:33,928 How was the sit-in? 1169 01:04:33,962 --> 01:04:37,032 Oh, uh, it was... 1170 01:04:37,066 --> 01:04:39,567 okay. 1171 01:04:39,601 --> 01:04:41,669 Um, did you do the blood thing? 1172 01:04:43,972 --> 01:04:46,674 It didn't really work out. 1173 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:49,144 - Oh. - We were going to, um, 1174 01:04:49,178 --> 01:04:52,413 take off all our clothes and run through the gym naked, 1175 01:04:52,447 --> 01:04:55,084 but I don't know, 1176 01:04:55,117 --> 01:04:58,620 I... I don't think we need to rush it. 1177 01:04:58,653 --> 01:05:01,422 Yeah. 1178 01:05:01,456 --> 01:05:03,524 You know, 1179 01:05:03,558 --> 01:05:07,162 I do think you had a point. 1180 01:05:07,196 --> 01:05:08,930 Hanging the effigy of Jean Chretien 1181 01:05:08,963 --> 01:05:11,532 may have been a bit much. 1182 01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:13,768 - Really? - I mean, 1183 01:05:13,801 --> 01:05:15,204 I still think 1184 01:05:15,237 --> 01:05:18,873 there's something interesting there, 1185 01:05:18,907 --> 01:05:21,609 but, 1186 01:05:21,643 --> 01:05:23,145 I don't know, 1187 01:05:23,178 --> 01:05:26,514 maybe we just need more time to unpack the concept. 1188 01:05:26,547 --> 01:05:28,783 I think that's a really good idea. 1189 01:05:31,753 --> 01:05:33,988 Where's Tessa? 1190 01:05:34,023 --> 01:05:36,025 I'm not sure. 1191 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:54,109 To be honest, it's probably one of the best movies 1192 01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,611 - ever made. - Ever made, really? 1193 01:05:56,644 --> 01:05:59,214 - Yeah, absolutely. - Even better than The Godfather? 1194 01:05:59,248 --> 01:06:01,216 Way better than The Godfather? 1195 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,018 Better than Citizen Kane? 1196 01:06:03,052 --> 01:06:04,752 I haven't seen Citizen Kane. 1197 01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:07,522 - You haven't seen Citizen Kane? - What's Citizen Kane? 1198 01:06:07,555 --> 01:06:10,892 It's like the number one movie on AFI's Top 100 list. 1199 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,927 - What's AFI? - You really think The Matrix 1200 01:06:12,961 --> 01:06:15,496 - is better than The Godfather? - To be honest, 1201 01:06:15,530 --> 01:06:17,199 The Godfather is overrated. 1202 01:06:17,232 --> 01:06:19,567 - Oh, my God. - I'm not saying it's bad. 1203 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,037 I just don't think it's the greatest movie of all time. 1204 01:06:22,071 --> 01:06:23,538 I don't even think it's the greatest 1205 01:06:23,571 --> 01:06:25,707 Francis Ford Coppola movie of all time. 1206 01:06:25,740 --> 01:06:27,242 So what is, Apocalypse Now? 1207 01:06:27,276 --> 01:06:29,677 - Mm, no. - Godfather 2? 1208 01:06:29,711 --> 01:06:31,180 Godfather 2 is even more overrated 1209 01:06:31,213 --> 01:06:34,116 - than Godfather 1. - You don't like Godfather 2? 1210 01:06:34,149 --> 01:06:36,151 No. 1211 01:06:36,185 --> 01:06:39,054 Okay, so then what is the best Coppola movie then? 1212 01:06:39,088 --> 01:06:41,990 Personally, I think it's Jack. 1213 01:06:42,024 --> 01:06:43,758 - Jack? - Yeah. 1214 01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:46,527 - The one with Robin Williams? - Francis Ford Coppola made that? 1215 01:06:46,561 --> 01:06:48,763 - Yeah. - The one where Robin Williams 1216 01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:50,132 plays a kid who looks like an adult? 1217 01:06:50,165 --> 01:06:51,766 - Yeah. - And you think that's better 1218 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:55,536 - than The Godfather? - It's a really well done movie. 1219 01:06:55,570 --> 01:06:58,639 Can somebody please tell me what AFI is? 1220 01:07:10,352 --> 01:07:13,888 - Hey, Coach. - Uh, hi, Brent. 1221 01:07:13,921 --> 01:07:15,190 I just wanted to say I'm really sorry. 1222 01:07:15,224 --> 01:07:17,092 - It... it's fine, Brent. - I had some time 1223 01:07:17,126 --> 01:07:18,893 to think about it thanks to you, 1224 01:07:18,926 --> 01:07:21,963 and I realized my actions were really inappropriate. 1225 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:25,267 Well, yeah, we all have our days. 1226 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,702 - I wanna give you this. - What is this? 1227 01:07:27,735 --> 01:07:29,637 Open it. 1228 01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:32,174 I think that in light of everything that's happened, 1229 01:07:32,207 --> 01:07:34,575 I wanna formally submit my resignation 1230 01:07:34,609 --> 01:07:36,878 as the Assistant Coach of the Middleview Ducks' 1231 01:07:36,911 --> 01:07:39,248 senior boys' basketball team. 1232 01:07:39,281 --> 01:07:42,317 You... you typed all this up just now? 1233 01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:45,254 I had one ready just in case anything happened. 1234 01:07:45,287 --> 01:07:48,190 Coach? 1235 01:07:48,223 --> 01:07:50,192 You misspelled "opportunity." 1236 01:07:50,225 --> 01:07:52,660 I was thinking, instead of doing King Lear, 1237 01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:54,196 we could do, like, Twelfth Night. 1238 01:07:54,229 --> 01:07:56,231 - Oh, I love Twelfth Night. - It would be 1239 01:07:56,265 --> 01:07:59,201 such a cool opportunity to play with gender and sexuality. 1240 01:07:59,234 --> 01:08:01,203 - Oh, absolutely. - And I was thinking, 1241 01:08:01,236 --> 01:08:04,939 maybe Sebastian and Viola can be, like, conjoined twins. 1242 01:08:04,972 --> 01:08:07,342 Yeah, yeah, that would complicate 1243 01:08:07,376 --> 01:08:10,212 the timeline slightly, 1244 01:08:10,245 --> 01:08:13,815 but it could be an exciting dramaturgical challenge. 1245 01:08:26,994 --> 01:08:30,032 What a fricken day. 1246 01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:49,017 And with a miraculous comeback, Calgary comes from behind 1247 01:08:49,051 --> 01:08:50,685 to defeat Atlanta in overtime. 1248 01:08:50,718 --> 01:08:52,321 - And what a comeback it was. - Holy shit. 1249 01:08:52,354 --> 01:08:53,988 I mean, you could see in the third period, 1250 01:08:54,022 --> 01:08:55,790 the team just looked different. 1251 01:08:55,823 --> 01:08:57,059 They had a jump in their step, 1252 01:08:57,092 --> 01:08:58,726 and boy, did they look motivated. 1253 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,162 - No fricken way. - You love to see that kind 1254 01:09:00,195 --> 01:09:03,165 - of response after... - Jeez, that's awesome. 1255 01:09:03,198 --> 01:09:05,733 Absolutely, Jim, you're completely right. 1256 01:09:05,766 --> 01:09:07,102 I think... 1257 01:09:07,136 --> 01:09:09,304 Okay, um, 1258 01:09:09,338 --> 01:09:11,073 what about a suspension? 1259 01:09:11,106 --> 01:09:12,874 I'm not going to suspend you. 1260 01:09:12,907 --> 01:09:15,776 Oh, um, 1261 01:09:15,810 --> 01:09:18,280 all right, okay, I got it. 1262 01:09:18,313 --> 01:09:21,416 I'll apologize to you and the entire team. 1263 01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:24,086 - Really not necessary. - Ugh. 1264 01:09:24,119 --> 01:09:26,388 Okay, what if I run laps at practice? 1265 01:09:26,421 --> 01:09:28,257 We don't have practice tomorrow. 1266 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:29,957 Oh. 1267 01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:31,759 Brent. 1268 01:09:34,229 --> 01:09:37,432 There's an old coach's saying: 1269 01:09:37,466 --> 01:09:42,404 "True leadership is not about enforcing your will. 1270 01:09:42,437 --> 01:09:45,274 It's about learning the art of letting go." 1271 01:09:48,876 --> 01:09:52,481 So, am I still a coach then? 1272 01:09:52,514 --> 01:09:54,283 Bye, Brent. 1273 01:10:18,273 --> 01:10:22,010 Again, Calgary with a miraculous come-from-behind win in Atlanta. 1274 01:10:24,112 --> 01:10:26,381 Come on. 1275 01:10:30,885 --> 01:10:34,289 Come on, start, come on. 1276 01:10:58,447 --> 01:11:01,816 Honestly, it's a really interesting movie. 1277 01:11:01,849 --> 01:11:04,386 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, Jennifer Lopez 1278 01:11:04,419 --> 01:11:06,355 - plays his teacher. - Huh. 1279 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:09,224 They had this weird kind of sexual tension. 1280 01:11:09,258 --> 01:11:11,926 Robin Williams's character and Jennifer Lopez's character? 1281 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:13,295 Yeah. 1282 01:11:13,328 --> 01:11:14,529 - That is weird. - Yeah, 1283 01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:17,199 Bill Cosby is in it, too. 1284 01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:18,799 He plays the tutor. 1285 01:11:20,901 --> 01:11:22,237 We're still talking about Jack, right? 1286 01:11:22,271 --> 01:11:23,472 Yeah. 1287 01:11:23,505 --> 01:11:26,241 Huh, okay. 1288 01:12:57,485 --> 01:13:02,485 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 91636