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♪ THE CLOSER YOU GET TO ME
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♪ I FEEL YOU PULL AWAY
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♪ AS CRAZY AS YOU SEEM TO BE,
I KNOW YOU'RE JUST AFRAID ♪
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♪ STOP MAKING UP EXCUSES,
HONEY ♪
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♪ I'VE HEARD ALL KINDS
OF LIES ♪
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♪ STOP TAKING A RIDE
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♪ YOU'RE MEANT FOR ME
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♪ HERE COMES THE BIG SURPRISE
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♪ WON'T YOU GET OVER IT?
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♪ I DO
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♪ I KNOW THAT IT SCARES YOU
A LITTLE BIT ♪
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♪ GET OVER IT
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♪ GET OVER IT
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♪ I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
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♪ HAVE YOUR CAKE
AND EAT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES A KISS
IS JUST A KISS ♪
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♪ I'M NOT ASKING MUCH OF YOU
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♪ AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY
OR HOW I KNOW ♪
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♪ YOU'RE TAKING ME ALL WRONG
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♪ CHILL OUT, RELAX
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♪ SEE HOW THIS GOES
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♪ YOU'LL THANK ME LATER ON
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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♪ WON'T YOU GET OVER IT?
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♪ I DO
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♪ I KNOW THAT IT SCARES YOU
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♪ TO HAVE TO ADMIT TO
THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪
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♪ LET'S FACE IT, YOU NEED ME
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♪ YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT ME
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♪ GET OVER IT
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♪ GET OVER IT
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♪ GET OVER IT
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YEAH, I'M PARKED
IN THE BACK HERE.
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OKAY.
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WANT TO JUST LEAVE
YOUR CAR?
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COFFEE,
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SUSAN, PLEASE.
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WITH VANILLA.
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GOOD DAY,
MRS. MIRABEAU.
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ERNIE.CAROLINA.
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AND, OF COURSE, A GOOD DAY
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TO THE FAIRY PRINCESS HERSELF,
MISS GEORGIA.
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HOW'S MARRIED LIFE TREATING
YOU THIS WEEK, ERNIE?
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UH, FINE.
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HUH?
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FINE, FINE.
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MM.
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IT'S ANOTHER BOOK.
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YOU KNOW ME, I DIDN'T GO
THROUGH THE EIGHTH GRADE.
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MY GRANDBABY HERE'S
READING "ANNA KARENA."
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"ANNA KARENINA."
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SHE JUMPED IN FRONT OF A TRAIN
WHEN HER BOYFRIEND LEFT HER.
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YEAH, WELL,
GRANDMA'S GOTTA PEE.
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I WANT COFFEE, PLEASE.
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NO.
YOU'RE TOO LITTLE.
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YOU HAVE COFFEE.
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THANK YOU.THAT'LL BE ALL, SUSAN.
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OW!
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT A FAIRY PRINCESS.
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YOU'RE A FAIRY BITCH!
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YEAH? YOU'RE A SMART BITCH.AN UGLY SMART BITCH.
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NO ONE WILL EVER
MARRY YOU!
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I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!
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LOOK AT MY SHOES!
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SO, WHAT DO I CARE?!
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YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
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NO, I DIDN'T!
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YES, YOU DID!
NO!
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YES!
NO!
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I DIDN'T!
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YES, YOU DID!
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OH, YOU'RE A BITCH!
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GO AHEAD,
KILL EACH OTHER.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MESS.
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I'LL HOSE IT DOWN
WHEN THE KILLING'S OVER.
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FRIENDS.
I NEED SOME PEACE.
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BUT, MILLIE, YOU CAN'TLEAVE THEM OUTSIDE WITHTHOSE BUTCHER KNIVES.
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THEY AIN'T THAT SHARP.
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[ WHISTLING ]
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GEORGIA...
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WE ARE NOT
BEING RAISED RIGHT.
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[ HORN HONKING ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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DADDY.
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SWEET GIRLS, DADDY'S GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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A BIG SURPRISE.
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IS IT A PUPPY?
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[ SIGHS ]
MEET YOUR NEW BABY SISTER.
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HER NAME IS MAINE.
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IS HER MAMA DEAD, TOO?
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NO, HER MOM'S IN
A CRAZY HOUSE IN BANGOR.
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THEODORE!
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HI, MAMA.
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THESE BETTER BE
YOUR SOILED SHORTS IN HERE.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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GIVE ME THOSE KNIVES.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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DON'T YOU FAMILY-HONK ME,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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LEAVE ANOTHER CHILD
AT MY DOORSTEP.
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THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT
FOR YOU, MAINE.
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I PROMISE YOU THAT.
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[ COOS ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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THANK YOU
FOR COMING IN, JOHN.
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SO, YOU KNOW HOWTHE SHOW WORKS, RIGHT?
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YEAH, YOU FIND ME
A DATE.
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[ LAUGHS ] RIGHT.
THAT IS TRUE.
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BUT FIRST, YOU NEED TO TELL MEWHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN.
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WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS.
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I WANT TO REENACTEVERY SCENE FROM "9 1/2 WEEKS."
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YOU KNOW, THAT MOVIE WITH
KIM BASINGER AND THAT GUY?
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SO, WHEN I MEET MY DATE,
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I DON'T WANT TO
EVER KNOW HER NAME.
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ARE YOU FOLLOWING THIS,
CAROLINA?
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LOUD AND CLEAR, DAVE.
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JOHN.
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JOHN.
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HEY, IT'S MAINE.
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CODE WORD "GRIM."
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JOHN, THIS IS MY
ASSISTANT, SNAKE.
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HE'S GONNA TAKE OVERFOR JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY?
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WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I WANT --
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JOHN, IT'S WHAT I DO.
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MAINE?
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[ British accent ]
CAROLINA? HELLO?
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GRANDMA BROKE
MY RIDING CROP.
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Maine, you said
code word "grim."
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AND WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN
THAT PHONY BRITISH ACCENT?
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GRANDMA LOCKED HERSELF
IN THE DRESSING ROOM
AND WON'T COME OUT.
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OKAY, TELL ME. [ Normal voice ]
You see...
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THEY ADVERTISED A VCR
IN THE PAPER FOR $89,
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BUT THE SALE ENDED YESTERDAY.
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SO, GRANDMA SAID,
"THAT'S A CROCK OF SHIT,"
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SNAPPED MY RIDING CROP IN HALF,
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AND LOCKED HERSELF UP INTHE DRESSING ROOM TWO HOURS AGO.
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MAINE, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
YOU LOST YOUR ACCENT ON
THAT LAST PART.
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Is Georgia with you?
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[ British accent ]
WHY, YES, SHE IS.
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GEORGIA,
IT'S CAROLINA.
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OH.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP? Can't you do something
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before this ends up
in another police report?
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MAINE!
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WAIT, WE HAVE MOVEMENT.
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GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER,
HONEY,
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'CAUSE I GOTTA GO
TO THE BATHROOM!
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[ GASPS ]
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56.90, LADY.
YOU WIN.
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[ LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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I WANT TO
EXPERIENCE YOU.
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WHO, ME?
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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Daphne: [ With accent ] HA HA! DARLING!
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OH, ALL MY
WONDERFUL PEOPLES.
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NICE TO SEE YOU.DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE
IS IN THE BUILDING.
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OH!
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OOH. BOYCHICK.
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NICE TO SEE YOU.HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
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HELLO, MY DEAR.
OH, YOU CAME.
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT
ALL THESE PEOPLE?
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THEY HAVE BEEN CAMPED OUTFOR DAYS.
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IT'S LIKE A PEARL JAM CONCERT.AND YOU KNOW WHY?
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NO, ALBERT,
ENLIGHTEN ME.
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DAPHNE'S BOOKS UNLOCKTHE MYSTERIES OF LOVE.
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WE'RE NEXT.
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Albert:
DAPHNE IS AN ORACLE.
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WHAT WOULD THE ORACLE
HAVE TO SAY
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ABOUT THE MYSTERIES
OF MY LOVE LIFE?
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YOU ALWAYS PICK
THE WRONG GUY.
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THEY EITHER DUMP YOU
OR YOU DUMP THEM.
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YOU NEVER GET PAST
THE THIRD DATE.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I HAVE A FOURTH DATE TONIGHT.
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HMM.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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OH, WOW.
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MISS ST. CLAIRE,
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I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
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WELL, HELLO, DARLING.
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THAT'S THE SECOND BAD ACCENT
I'VE HEARD TODAY.
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SHH.
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WHO SHALL
I MAKE THIS OUT TO?
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ALBERT MORRIS.
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I LOVE ALL YOUR BOOKS.
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THEY'RE JUST SO...
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GLAMOROUS.
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LIKE YOU.
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DAPHNE, TELL ME, HOW DO YOU
WRITE ABOUT LOVE SO WELL?
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ARE YOU GAY?
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NOT GAY.
JUST A FAN.
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OH!
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ALL HEARTS
KNOW ABOUT LOVE.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS LISTEN.
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SHE WAS GOOD THIS TIME,
WASN'T SHE?
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SHE WAS SOBER
THIS TIME.
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YOUR PUBLISHER SHOULD REALLY
HIRE A BETTER ACTRESS
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FOR YOUR NEXT BOOK.
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REMEMBER,
I WANT A FULL REPORT
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OF THE FOURTH DATE
IN THE MORNING.
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[ ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS ]
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[ Electronic voice ]
You have one message.
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Hi, Carolina.
This is Blake.
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Listen, about tonight.
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Something came up.
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[ BEEPS ]
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[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
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MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING,
CAROLINA.
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HOW WAS THE FOURTH DATE?
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HE CANCELED.
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HE DUMPED YOU?
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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OF COURSE I AM.
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I FORGOT ABOUT HIM
ALREADY.
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YOU SHOULD MOVE, ALLIE.
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YOU CAN AFFORD A HOUSE
IN BEVERLY HILLS ADJACENT.
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AND I HEAR THEY KEEP
THEIR CAR STEREOS
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FOR SIX MONTHS
AROUND THERE.
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NO, I LIKE
THE AMBIANCE HERE --
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THE EVER-CHANGING GRAFFITI...
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THE DISTINCT AROMA
OF URINE IN THE AIR...[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING ]
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WONDERING WHY THAT HELICOPTER
KEEPS CIRCLING OVER MY HEAD.
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I LIKE OUR MORNING RITUAL.
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IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I GOT A REAL JOB.
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HAVE A GREAT DAY AT WORK.
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YEAH, YOU TOO.
TAKE CARE.
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♪ FINALLY
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♪ WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
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♪ YEAH
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♪ OUT OF GROOVY SIGHT
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♪ YEAH
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HI.
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♪ OUT OF GROOVY SIGHT
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HI. HOW ARE YOU?HEY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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OKAY.
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GOOD MORNING.
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HI.
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♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO?
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♪ YEAH ♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO?
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♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO?
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♪ OUT OF GROOVY SIGHT ♪ ALL RIGHT
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I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS, UH,
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BUT I DON'T THINK PEOPLE
THAT DO THIS ARE FREAKS...
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NECESSARILY.
246
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,731
UH, ANYWAY, I'M --
I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN.
247
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,821
[ FAST-FORWARDING ] Man: HI.
248
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,779
I'M FUNNY AND I'M FUN.
249
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:20,435
AND, UH, I'M --I'M A GOOD DANCER, GOOD KISSER,
250
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:26,093
AND I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONEWHO IS NICE AND HAS A GOOD JOB.
251
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,964
Man: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SEE
SOME PEARLY WHITE TEETH.
252
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,313
YOU CAN'T BE MISSING TEETH.
253
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,706
YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO SEE
NO YELLOW TEETH
254
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,969
OR NOTHING LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
255
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,536
OH, A SENSE OF HUMOR IS KEY,
256
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,581
'CAUSE A LOT OF WOMEN, THEY
DON'T GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR.
257
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,847
THEY THINK I'M RUDE,
SARCASTIC, OR ARROGANT.
258
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,674
IT GETS MISINTERPRETED.
259
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,894
Man: I LIKE TO FEEL HER SKIN,
AND I LIKE TO,
260
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,550
YOU KNOW, SEE AND TASTE AND --
261
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,682
THAT'S -- I MEAN, THAT'S, YOU
KNOW, IN TOUCH WITH MY SENSES.
262
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,946
UM, RATHER THAN ME TELL YOU,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'VE HEARD.
263
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,428
Heath: [ British accent ]
MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD BE
EQUAL PARTNERS IN LIFE.
264
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,039
[ REWINDS ]
265
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,649
MM-HMM.
266
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,564
MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD BE
EQUAL PARTNERS IN LIFE.
267
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:06,742
HMM. ANYWAY, MY NAME'S
HEATH PIERSON.
268
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:11,442
UH, I'M FRESH OFF
THE VIRGIN 747 TO LOS ANGELES,
269
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,792
AND I'M -- I'M NEW HERE.
270
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,923
SO, UM --
271
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,230
SNAKE!
YEAH?
272
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:19,842
I AM THE ONE
THEY CALL SNAKE.WHO'S THAT GUY?
273
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,365
OH, HE WAS ONE OF THE LATE
ONES AFTER YOU LEFT.
274
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,453
OKAY.
275
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:25,152
PUT HIM WITH, UH,
THAT KATE GIRL.
276
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849
KATE?
ALL RIGHT.
277
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,677
WHY IS IT SO QUIET?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
278
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,157
WELL, TOMORROW
ISTHANKSGIVING.
279
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,899
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
280
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,466
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
281
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,859
Carolina: DAPHNE?
ARE YOU THERE?
282
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,165
I'M READY TO GO.
283
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,732
[ MUSIC STOPS, KNOCK ON DOOR ]
284
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,082
ARE YOU ALL SET?
285
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,213
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
286
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,868
OH, DAPHNE,
AREN'T YOU READY YET?
287
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:51,178
PRINCESS TABITHA HAS JUST BEENKIDNAPPED BY ROARK THE PIRATE,
288
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:56,052
WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLYDRAGGED HER INTO HISLAIR OF WANTON DESIRE.
289
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,532
ISN'T THAT THE THIRD
290
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,012
"PIRATE CAPTURES THE PRINCESS"
STORY YOU'VE WRITTEN?
291
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,231
PIRATES ARE CLASSIC.
292
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,930
AND WHY ARE THE GIRLS
ALWAYS PRINCESSES?
293
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,454
TELL ME THAT.ALL WOMEN ARE PRINCESSES.
294
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,369
GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
295
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,414
SHE CARESSES
HIS THROBBING MANHOOD.
296
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,764
NO. [ SCOFFS ]
TOO SOON, MY PRETTY.
297
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,332
GUESS AGAIN.
UH...
298
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,814
SHE REMOVES HER BODICE
WITH TREMBLING HANDS.
299
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,425
NO, HE'LL REMOVE IT.
HE'LL DO IT.
300
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,992
LAST GUESS.
MAKE IT A GOOD ONE.
301
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:26,866
OKAY, UH,
HIS HANDS SLOWLY ROAM
302
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,042
HIS NEWLY CONQUERED
TERRITORY.
303
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,132
THAT, I LIKE.
304
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,568
PLAGIARIZING
AT WARP SPEED.
305
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,699
OKAY, LET'S GO,
THIEF.
306
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,484
SAVE, SAVE, SAVE!
307
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,269
Man on radio: THE WEATHER TODAY IN LOS ANGELES
308
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,228
CALLS FOR TEMPERATURES
IN THE LOW TO MID-80s.
309
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,751
BREEZY AT TIMES,
310
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,232
WITH A FEW SCATTERED CLOUDS
AND SMOG LEVELS...
311
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,711
BOY, DOES YOUR GRANDMOTHER
LIVE IN A STRANGE PART
312
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,539
OF LOS ANGELES.
313
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,802
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BEAN ADULT AROUND MY FAMILY?
314
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:55,938
AH, THAT'S WHY I LEFT
MY FAMILY 3,000 MILES AWAY
315
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,200
AND CAME HERE.
316
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,681
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME. GRANDMA WILL MAKE A SCENE.
317
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,466
SOMEONE WILL GET DRUNK AND TRY AND SHOOT SOMEONE.
318
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,120
GEORGIA WILL END UP CRYING FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.
319
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,035
IT'S LIKE FAMILY VOODOO.
320
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:06,949
THAT'S WHY I LIKE 'EM.
321
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,124
GRANDMA LIKES YOU, TOO,
322
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,865
BUT IF SHE KNEW YOU WERE DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE,
323
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,649
SHE'D PROBABLY KILL YOU.
324
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,086
HEY, CHANG, HOW YA DOIN'?
325
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:16,959
HELLO!
326
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,048
HEY!
[ LAUGHS ] OH!
327
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,571
HOW'S YOUR WEE THING
HANGING, ALBERT?
328
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,834
A WEE BIT TO THE LEFT.
329
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,053
OH, YEAH?
[ LAUGHS ]
330
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,925
CAROLINA, HOW ARE
YOU DOING, BABY?
331
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:26,969
I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
332
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:27,796
I'M GOOD, BABY.
333
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,710
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
334
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,538
OH, THANK YOU!
335
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,976
BUT WHY'D YOU GO WASTEYOUR MONEY ON SOMETHINGTHAT'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY?
336
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,543
'CAUSE I WANTED TO.
337
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,980
WELL, NEXT TIME,YOU KNOW, MAKE IT PERFUME.
338
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,635
SO, HOW ARE YOU,
GRANDMA?
339
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,289
I'M AS NERVOUS AS A WHORE
IN CHURCH, HONEY.
340
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:46,554
GOT ALL THIS FOOD TO COOK UP
FOR MY CRAZY FAMILY.
341
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,729
WOULD YOU LET ME HELPTHIS TIME?
342
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,122
NO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
GET IN THE WAY.
343
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:53,343
SAY, I HEAR YOU'RE BRINGING
YOUR NEW MAN.
344
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,562
I BROKE UP WITH HIM.
345
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,130
[ WATER RUNNING ]
346
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,479
YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM?
347
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,480
MM-HMM.
348
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,917
CAROLINA...
349
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,312
LYING YOUR ASS OFF
IS UNBECOMING, HONEY.
350
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,530
YOU GO SEE MAINE.
351
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,228
SHE'S BEEN HOLLERING
FOR YOU ALL DAY.
352
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,666
I SWEAR THAT CHILD
IS ONE TACO SHORT OF
A COMBINATION PLATE.
353
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,973
ALBERT, COME IN HERE
AND GET YOUR BELLY FULL.
354
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,412
I HAVE A PRESENT
FOR YOU.
355
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,848
[ British accent ]
DON'T YOU KNOCK?
356
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,850
MIRABEAUS DON'T KNOCK, MAINE.
WE HAVE NO BOUNDARIES.
357
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:22,982
[ SMOOCHES ]
358
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,204
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
359
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,119
MAINE IS WINNING
THE LOTTERY.
360
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,729
IS THAT SO?
361
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,515
[ Normal voice ]THE ENGLISH BOY IN"THE ROCKING-HORSE WINNER"
362
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,038
RODE SO HARDHE WENT INTO A TRANCE.
363
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,692
AND WHEN HE WAS
IN A TRANCE,
364
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,564
HE SAW THE WINNING HORSE'SNAME BEFORE EACH RACE.
365
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,218
YOU'RE READING
D.H. LAWRENCE NOW?
366
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,872
THAT BOY WON BIG MONEYON THE KENTUCKY DERBY,
367
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,222
AND I'M GONNA WIN BIG MONEYON THE LOTTERY.
368
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,963
I'VE ALREADY SEEN TWOWINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS.
369
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,010
4 AND 27.
SEE?
370
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,794
4 AND 27.
371
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,274
[ British accent ] IF YOUINSIST ON PATRONIZING ME,
372
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,710
PLEASE LEAVE.
373
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,233
YOU'RE CLOUDING MY TRANCE.
374
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,669
[ REMOTE CONTROL BEEPING ]
375
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:02,499
WHAT'S THAT?
376
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,979
ON-SCREEN PROGRAMMING.
377
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,590
YOU CAN SET THE TIMER TO RECORD YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS.
378
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,635
SEE?
379
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,636
MM-HMM.
380
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,639
DON'T LET TECHNOLOGY
SCARE YOU.
381
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:12,683
NOTHING SCARES ME, KID.
382
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,382
I JUST WANT YOU
TO DO IT FOR ME.
383
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,079
HEY.
384
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,472
GUESS WHAT.
385
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,604
GRANDMA GOTA TOP-OF-THE-LINE VCR.
386
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,216
IT ONLY COST HER 50 BUCKS.
387
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,521
SO I HEARD.
388
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,219
SHUT.
389
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,698
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT
YOU GOTTA DO, CAROLINA.
390
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,352
LIFE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
391
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:34,314
I GOT ME MY LEATHER INTERIORS
WITH THAT TOILET-PAPER TRICK.
392
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,750
WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME.
393
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,317
NO BULLSHIT.
HMM.
394
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,058
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
395
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:49,894
♪ I'M BORED OUT OF MY HEAD
396
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:53,724
♪ JUMP IN,
THE MOTOR'S RUNNING ♪
397
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,379
♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO YOUR HOUSE ♪
398
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,904
[ HORN HONKING ] ♪ YOU KNOW THEY'RE COMING
399
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:06,998
♪ GIVE ME YOUR SURPRISE
400
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,435
Maine:
GRANDMA!
401
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,915
OKAY, ALL YOU LAZY,
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GOLDBRICKERS,
402
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,569
DINNER IS SERVED.
403
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,570
COME AND GET IT!
404
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,921
♪ UNDERNEATH THE STARRY SKIES
405
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,837
♪ HEY, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
406
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,448
♪ I GET OFF ON YOU
407
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:24,190
IF GRANDMA OFFERS YOU JERKY
OR CHITLINGS, SAY NO.
408
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,546
WELL, I SEE YOUR AUNT MARILYN
BROUGHT HER BREASTS.
409
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,114
WARNING ONE, ALBERT.
410
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,202
HOW LONG WAS SHE IN FOR?
411
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,681
THREE MONTHS.
412
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,858
AUNT MARILYN USED HER LITTLE BLACK BOOK AGAIN.
413
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,295
THE POLICE CHIEF,WHO'S INTO HIGH HEELS,
414
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,470
LET HER OUT
ON GOOD BEHAVIOR.
415
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,560
INSPIRING.
SHE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK.
416
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,431
DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE
COULD BE HER COWRITER.
417
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,390
OVER DAPHNE'S DEAD BODY.
418
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,306
DAPHNE COULD USE
THE RESEARCH.
419
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,134
[ LAUGHS ]
420
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,918
WOULD YOU REALLY SLEEPWITH A $500-A-NIGHT HOOKER
421
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:57,919
AND PAY FOR IT?
422
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:01,314
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
PAYING FOR IT.
423
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,358
NO, NO, SERIOUSLY.
424
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,186
SERIOUSLY?
425
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,971
I'VE NEVER REALLY BEENA ONE-NIGHT-STAND KIND OF GUY.
426
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:10,149
SO YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH ALL THE WOMEN
427
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,324
YOU'VE SLEPT WITH?
428
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,673
WELL...
429
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,891
WELL, HOW MANY
HAVE THERE BEEN?
430
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:15,893
A FEW.
431
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,984
OKAY, HOW MANY?[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]
432
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,812
HEY...
433
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,249
BACK OFF.
434
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,730
SO YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE?
435
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,341
[ LAUGHS ]
436
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,127
[ BEEPS, DINGS ]
437
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,825
COME ON, CAROLINA,
STOP DAWDLING.
438
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,044
[ DINGS ]
439
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:39,874
COME ON.
440
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,528
YES, MA'AM.
441
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,834
NO, I DON'T EAT MEAT ANYMORE,
REMEMBER?
442
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,749
AND YOU WONDER WHY
YOU CAN'T FIND A MAN.
443
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,098
[ CHUCKLES ]
444
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,884
WATCH IT.
445
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,190
NEXT.
446
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,408
[ WHIMSICAL BIG-BAND MUSIC
PLAYS ][ LAUGHS ]
447
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,149
[ HORN HONKING ]
448
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,413
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
449
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,328
[ CRASH ]
450
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,503
[ LAUGHTER ]
451
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:07,293
[ LAUGHS ]
452
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,729
I GOT HER CLOSE, DIDN'T I?
453
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,909
WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND?
454
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,998
IT'S A PARTY, ISN'T IT?
455
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,705
AHH.
456
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,794
HEY.
[ LAUGHS ]
457
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,406
WHAT'S WITH YOU
AND MY DAUGHTER, HUH?
458
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,059
YOU TWO HAVING SEX YET?
459
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,452
WHAT?
[ LAUGHS ]
460
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,193
NO, NO,WE'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS.
461
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,282
THAT'S ALL.
462
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,588
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
463
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:42,589
SHE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
464
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,286
NO! NO!
HUH?
465
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,723
I-I MEAN YES.YES, OF COURSE SHE IS.
466
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,203
IT'S JUST...
467
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,987
FRIENDS AND SEX DON'T MIX.
468
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,120
[ LAUGHS ]
469
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,252
[ LAUGHS ]
470
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:59,258
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
471
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,085
WHERE'S, UM --
472
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,565
I'M SORRY, WHAT'S HIS NAME,
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND?
473
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,305
SETH.
474
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,438
RIGHT. SETH.
475
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,309
I BROKE HIS HEART.
476
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,745
[ CHUCKLES ]
477
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,271
WHY DO I KEEP
DOING THAT?
478
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,315
WHAT HAPPENED?
479
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,316
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
480
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,928
I TOLD HIM MY BABY
WASN'T HIS.
481
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:22,890
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
HOW CAN YOU BE PREGNANT?
482
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:26,763
OH, THE USUAL WAY.
483
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:27,851
DO YOU KNOW
WHO THE FATHER IS?
484
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:28,983
EXCUSE ME?
485
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,332
I MEAN, OF COURSE --
OF COURSE YOU KNOW
486
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,551
WHO THE FATHER IS,
RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ]
487
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,856
I DO!
488
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,206
WELL, UM...
489
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:40,124
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
WITH YOU?
490
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,082
I'M GONNA KEEP IT.
491
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,392
YOU'RE GONNA RAISE A BABY
ALL BY YOURSELF?
492
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,264
YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.
YOU'VE NEVER HAD A JOB.
493
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,179
I TRIED TO GET A JOB ONCE.I...
494
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,268
I DIDN'T HAVE
THE RIGHT SHOES.
495
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,011
DON'T TELL GRANDMA,
OKAY?
496
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,581
I'LL TELL HER WHEN THE TIME'S RIGHT.
497
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,151
OKAY?
498
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,631
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
499
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,372
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
500
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,985
YEAH.
YEAH.
501
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,686
GRANDMA, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO ASK YOU.
502
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,078
HAVE YOU READDAPHNE ST. CLAIRE'S NEW BOOK?
503
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,037
Millie: OH, YOU'RE
DAMNED STRAIGHT I HAVE.
504
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,560
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED,
GIRL.
505
00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:28,390
YOU NEED A MAN LIKE
ASHLEN CHANDLER
506
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:29,696
FROM "ROUGHING IT
AT MIDNIGHT."
507
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,785
ASHLEN'S FROM
"MOONLIGHT RHAPSODY."
508
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,917
HE'S NOT HER TYPE.
509
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,050
YOU READ THE ROMANCES,
MARILYN?
510
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,835
OH, I ALREADY KNOW
ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
511
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:41,011
I BET YOU DO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
512
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,709
YOU KNOW,
I LIKE YOU, ALBERT,
513
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:46,539
'CAUSE YOU'RE A MAN
WHO HAS NO SHAME ABOUT
READING THE ROMANCES.
514
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,628
DID YOU READ
"LOVE'S SACRED DESIRE"?
515
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,457
CRAP.
516
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,589
YOU DIDN'T LIKE "DESIRE"?
517
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,375
NO. THAT DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE
SHOT HER WAD ON THAT ONE.
518
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,550
[ LAUGHS ]
519
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,943
TOO MUCH TALKING,
NOT ENOUGH LOVING.
520
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:03,686
WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO IS GET
DRUNK AND HOWL AT THE MOON.
521
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,514
I AGREE!
522
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,560
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE
HOWLIN' AT THE MOON
YOURSELF, HONEY.
523
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:11,477
I'M FOCUSING
ON MY CAREER.
524
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,695
OKAY,
BUT YOUR TITTIES
525
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,784
AREN'T GONNA STAY
PERKY FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
526
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,612
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT SURGERY'S FOR.
527
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,745
RIGHT!
[ LAUGHS ]
528
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:23,924
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT
ONE BIG PROBLEM, CAROLINA.
529
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,839
IT'S CALLED
"BAD MAN-PICKING."
530
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,537
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHENYOU'VE ONLY MET ONE GUY
I'VE EVER BEEN WITH?
531
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,148
I DON'T NEED TO MEET THE ROOSTERWHEN I GOT THE HEN RIGHT HERE.
532
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,937
AND THE HEN'S NOT HAPPY.
533
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,373
THE HEN IS, TOO, HAPPY.
534
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,548
[ SIGHS ]
535
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,420
THE HEN LOOKS DOWN
ON HER GRANDMA
536
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,595
'CAUSE HER GRANDMA
LEADS HER LIFE
537
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,684
EXACTLY ANY WAY
SHE DAMN PLEASES.
538
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:48,557
IN FACT, THE HEN HATES
HER GRANDMA 'CAUSE OF THAT.
539
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,776
I DO NOT.
540
00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:52,474
IT'S JUST THAT I WOULDDO THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
541
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,258
OH, REALLY?
HOW'S THAT?
542
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,614
EVERYBODY...
543
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:02,789
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENTTO MAKE.
544
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,095
THIS YEARI'M GONNA HAVE A FORMAL
545
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,010
CHRISTMAS SIT-DOWN
DINNER AT MY HOUSE,
546
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:09,273
AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU CAN MAKE IT.
547
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,319
THIS IS WHERE WE EAT,
CAROLINA.
548
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,451
YOU KNOW THAT.
549
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,844
I KNOW, BUT WOULDN'T ITBE NICE IF --
550
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:15,584
IF?
551
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:16,977
IF A FROG HAD WINGS,
552
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,196
HE WOULDN'T
BUMP HIS ASS SO MUCH.
553
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,197
NO.
554
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,547
[ SIGHS ]
555
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,331
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?I-I...
556
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,247
ANYONE?
557
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,036
DADDY?
558
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,909
UH...
[ COUGHS ]
559
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:39,652
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS JUST,YOU KNOW, FIGURE THIS OUT
560
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,828
AND TELL ME
WHERE YOU WANT ME?
561
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:54,275
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST
SAT THERE AND DID NOTHING.
562
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:55,537
HE WAS DRUNK.
563
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,930
THAT WAS HIS EXCUSE
564
00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:58,758
WHEN HE DROVE US OFF
THE OVERPASS WHEN I WAS 10.
565
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,151
WHAT HAPPENED?
566
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:07,157
WE ALL DIED, ALBERT.
567
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:09,290
THE RESERVOIR
WAS FULL OF SAND.
568
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,988
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
569
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:15,862
SHE'LL NEVER COME,
WILL SHE?
570
00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,646
SHE'LL COME.
571
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,040
HEY, I CAN'T EVEN WAITFOR CHRISTMAS.
572
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,520
[ SIGHS ]
573
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:29,789
NIGHT.
574
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,017
[ SIGHS ]
575
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:54,465
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
576
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,945
WELCOME TO
"THE PERFECT DATE" PRESHOW.
577
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:58,600
FIRST, TO WARM US UP,
MY FRIENDS, SWAMI HEMICHANDRA.
578
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,734
[ Indian accent ]
NAMASTE,EVERYBODY.
579
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,431
THE WARM-UP IS STAND-UP,
EVERYBODY COLD.
580
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,998
ARE YOU --
ARE YOU CAROLINA?
581
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,174
YEAH, YES.
582
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,697
HI, I'M, UH, HEATH PIERSON.
583
00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,830
UH, SNAKE SAYS YOU'RETHE ONE I SHOULD THANK
584
00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:12,179
FOR CHOOSING ME
AS A CONTESTANT.
585
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,530
YOU'RE WELCOME,
HEATH.
586
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,837
WAS IT A SUCCESSFUL DATE?
587
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,013
YES.
YES, IT WAS.
588
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:22,711
THE ROMANCE WASN'T THERE,BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
589
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:25,714
WHAT A GREAT ATTITUDE.
590
00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,194
MOST PEOPLE, IF IT'S NOT
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,
591
00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:28,674
THEY WISH THEY'D NEVER
COME ON THE SHOW.
592
00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:30,719
WHY DID YOU?
593
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,112
WELL...
594
00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:34,505
TO BE HONEST, I LOST A BETWITH SOMEONE IN MY OFFICE,
595
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:35,637
BUT THEN I THOUGHT,
"WHY NOT?"
596
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,291
I'M NEW TO L.A.,
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE,
597
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,860
AND IT'S A DIFFICULT CITYTO MEET PEOPLE IN, AS YOU KNOW.
598
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:41,948
CAROLINA,
WE'RE ON IN 10.
599
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:43,297
MM-HMM.
600
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,733
OH...
601
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,126
UH, DON'T
WANT THAT ON YOU.
602
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,088
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
603
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,656
OKAY, UM,
IS ANYONE NERVOUS?
604
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,311
OH, DON'T BE.
THE HARD PART'S OVER.
605
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,660
YOU'VE ALREADY HAD
THE DATE.
606
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,401
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS TELL CHUCK ALL ABOUT IT.
607
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,185
MY DATE HATED ME.
I COULD TELL.
608
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:05,275
I'M SURE
SHE DIDN'T, JOHN.
609
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,974
ACTUALLY, HE'S RIGHT.
HE IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
610
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:10,498
OKAY, UH, TARA,
611
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:11,978
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY
"ASSHOLE" ON TV, RIGHT?
612
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,502
AT DINNER HE TOOK NOTES
ON EVERYTHING I SAID AND DID.
613
00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,069
AND MY NAME'S NOT TARA,
IT'S KATE.
614
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,418
I'M TARA.
615
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:22,336
AND I DIDN'T HATE MY DATE.
HE WAS TOTALLY HOT.
616
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,467
OH, I SEE.
617
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,556
UM, OKAY, KATE,
618
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,559
LET'S TRY TO STICK TO
POSITIVE COMMENTS WHEN
WE'RE ON THE AIR, OKAY?
619
00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:30,387
I UNDERSTAND.
YOU SCREWED UP.
620
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,519
I SHOULD HAVE HAD HIM.
621
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,700
HELLO, I'M THE NEW P.A.,
CHRISTEN.
622
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,180
UH, PHONE CALL
FOR CAROLINA.
623
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,747
TAKE A MESSAGE, PLEASE.
624
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:46,403
UH, SNAKE SAID TO TELL YOU
THAT GEORGIA'S BLOWING CHUNKS.
625
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:51,060
EXCUSE ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
626
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:53,802
CHRISTEN, CAN YOU PLEASEESCORT OUR CONTESTANTS
TO THE HOLDING ROOM?
627
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:54,542
OKEYDOKEY.
628
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:55,978
YOU GOT IT.
IT'S...
629
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,545
[ LAUGHS ]
630
00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,460
SO...
631
00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:03,246
WHO KNOWS WHERE
THE HOLDING ROOM IS?
632
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,857
Announcer:
FROM HOLLYWOOD...[ INTRO MUSIC PLAYS ]
633
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:08,251
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW,
"THE PERFECT DATE."
634
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,992
AND NOW HERE'S
YOUR PERFECT HOST,
635
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,211
CHUCK McBRIDE.
636
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,735
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
637
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,309
OH!
OH, KEEP IT COMING!
638
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,702
I CAN FEEL IT.
I CAN FEEL IT.
639
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,268
I NEED YOUR LOVE!
640
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,705
I NEED IT!
WHOA!
641
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,794
GEORGIA, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
THROW UP ALL THE TIME.
642
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:32,928
MAYBE BECAUSE THERE'S
A PERSON GROWING INSIDE YOU.
643
00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,974
WE SEND TWO CONTESTANTS
OUT ON A BLIND DATE,
644
00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,497
YOU GET TO SEE THE RESULTS
RIGHT HERE,
645
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,760
AND THEN YOU GET TO DECIDE,
WAS IT THE...
646
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:39,935
All:
PERFECT DATE!
647
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,894
WHAT A PUTZ.
648
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,462
LET'S SEE THOSE
FIRST TWO GUESTS RIGHT NOW.
649
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,813
THEY ARE HEATH PIERSON
AND TARA BARNELL!
650
00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,640
[ MUSIC PLAYS,
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
651
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,345
CAROLINA!
652
00:28:58,388 --> 00:29:00,216
WHAT? YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD
GRANDMA YOU'RE PREGNANT YET?
653
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,174
CAROLINA!
654
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,828
GEORGIA,
I'LL CALL YOU BACK!
655
00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:07,006
DO WE STILL HAVE ANYBODY WORKINGAROUND THIS PIECE-OF-CRAP SHOW?
656
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:09,312
JOB OPENING.
657
00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:23,196
I AM SO SORRY.I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED.
658
00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:24,545
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THIS WAS MY CAR?
659
00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,765
YOUR NAME IS
ON THE FENCE.
660
00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:35,599
SOUVENIR.
661
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:36,949
DO YOU WANT ME
TO SIGN IT FOR YOU?
662
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,472
YOU'RE FUNNY.
663
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,430
YEAH, WELL,
CHUCK OVERRULED FUNNY.
664
00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:44,783
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THERE'SSOMETHING BETTER COMING ALONG.
665
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,132
A-AFTER ALL,
666
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,655
I'M GUESSING YOU DON'TWANT TO WORK ON A GAME SHOW
667
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,265
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
668
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:53,879
YOU MUST BE
FROM A RICH FAMILY.
669
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,358
I THOUGHT SO.
670
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,230
[ CHUCKLES ]
671
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:58,666
WELL.
672
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,495
I CAN AFFORD
TO BUY YOU DINNER.
673
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:05,542
YOU GET ME FIRED
AND YOU WANT TO BUY ME DINNER?
674
00:30:05,586 --> 00:30:06,761
Albert: [ British accent ]
EXCELLENT QUESTION.
675
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,024
I HOPE YOU TOLD HIM
TO BUGGER OFF.
676
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,069
UH...
677
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,548
[ Normal voice ]
OH.
678
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:19,600
HE MUST BE REALLY,
REALLY GOOD-LOOKING.
679
00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,428
YES, BUT -- YEAH, I THOUGH SO.
680
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,734
OTHERWISE, YOU WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH A GUY WHO GOT YOU FIRED.
681
00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,345
HE DIDN'T GET ME FIRED.
GEORGIA DID.
682
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,695
GEORGIA DIDN'T GET YOU FIRED.
YOU GOT YOURSELF FIRED.
683
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,829
YOU HAVE TO LEARN
HOW TO SAY "NO,"
684
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:33,440
LIKE TO THIS...
HEATH PERSON.
685
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,137
PIERSON.
IT'S HEATH PIERSON.
686
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:39,838
I MEAN "PERSON," LIKE THIS
STUPID HEATH PERSON.
687
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,797
WHAT? AHH! WHO CARES?!
I GOT FIRED.
688
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,538
AND I CAME OVER TO TALK TO YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
689
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,584
AND ALL WE'RE DOING IS ARGUINGABOUT THIS HEATH PIERSON PERSON.
690
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,672
FORGET IT.
691
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:53,329
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
692
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,201
Woman on TV: I WON'T PRETEND I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.
693
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:56,550
Woman #2: HELLO, FATHER.
HAS ANYBODY...
694
00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:57,943
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
695
00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:00,815
Man: DON'T TELL ME
HE'S DESERTED YOU ALREADY.
696
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,642
STATE YOUR BUSINESS.
697
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,035
It's Carolina.
698
00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:04,166
I NEED YOU TO SAY YOU'RECOMING TO CHRISTMAS DINNER,
699
00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:06,038
AND I NEED YOU
TO SAY IT RIGHT NOW.
700
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:09,476
LISTEN, BABY, I GOT ME
A FUR PERSON NOW.
701
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:13,219
And fur people do not
understand formal
sit-down dinners.
702
00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,395
Nobody's gonna come if you don't come.
703
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,136
I NEED YOU TO DO THISFOR ME, PLEASE.
704
00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:18,920
ARE YOU CRYING, BABY?
705
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:23,969
YES OR NO?
706
00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,622
WHY ARE YOU CRYING,
HONEY?
707
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,320
[ PANTS, WHIMPERS ]
708
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,801
BYE, GRANDMA.
709
00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:31,715
[ BEEPS ]
710
00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:38,026
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
711
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,552
AND REMEMBER Y-YOU'RE
HAULING GEORGIA'S BUTT
OVER HERE THIS WEEKEND.
712
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:46,600
I WON'T FORGET.
713
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,384
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
714
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,865
[ BEEPS ]
715
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:55,217
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ][ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
716
00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,482
Albert: HELLO.
717
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,396
IT'S ME.
718
00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:04,313
[ KNOCKING ]
719
00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:05,314
MAY I COME IN?
720
00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:09,928
I'M SORRY.
721
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,108
I WASN'T VERY SYMPATHETIC.
722
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,503
OH, WHERE'D THAT
COME FROM?
723
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:21,678
[ LAUGHS ]
724
00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:24,159
[ SIGHS ]
725
00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:29,164
I HAVE $53
IN MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT.
726
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,210
I HAVE TO GO OUT
AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB.
727
00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:33,081
AND THE MILK GOES BAD
IN TWO DAYS.
728
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,474
WHAT AM I GONNA DO, ALBERT?
729
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:40,784
YOU...GET AN INTERVIEW
WITH THE BIG BOYS.
730
00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:43,309
YOU...PUT ON
YOUR BLACK SUIT,
731
00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:45,659
PULL YOUR HAIR INTO
THAT LITTLE TWISTY THING,
732
00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:49,141
AND THEY'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH
YOU AND HIRE YOU ON THE SPOT.
733
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:53,710
THERE ARE 150 PEOPLE APPLYING
FOR ONE JOB IN TELEVISION.
734
00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:54,973
MAYBE.
735
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,888
BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE CAROLINA.
736
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,416
TOWEL.
737
00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,555
[ SIGHS ]
738
00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:31,096
DO YOU WANT TO GOTO THE MOVIES TOMORROW NIGHT?
739
00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:35,317
TOMORROW NIGHT'S
MY DATE WITH HEATH.
740
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,232
HMM.[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
741
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:44,109
I KNOW WE MET UNDER UNUSUALCIRCUMSTANCES, BUT, UH,
742
00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:47,068
I WANTED TO ASK YOU OUTTO DINNER THE MOMENT I MET YOU.
743
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,678
YOU DID?
744
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:53,074
YOU WERE BITING
YOUR LOWER LIP.
745
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,120
I WAS?
746
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,122
IT WAS VERY, VERY SEXY.
747
00:33:57,165 --> 00:34:00,951
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
748
00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:03,302
I MEAN, ARE YOU JUST
RANDOMLY THROWING OUT LINES
749
00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:04,999
OR ARE YOU TELLING
THE TRUTH?
750
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,045
[ Laughs ]
UM...
751
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,482
I GUESS I'M RANDOMLY
TELLING THE TRUTH.
752
00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:14,487
SO, UM,
YOU'RE FROM LONDON?
753
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,923
TELL ME ABOUT THAT.
754
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:19,970
OH, WELL, THERE'S...NOT MUCH TO TELL.
755
00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:23,235
UM, I HAVEA YOUNGER SISTER, SARA,
756
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:24,671
MY FATHER'S A BANKER.
757
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:27,500
MY MOTHER TEACHES ENGLISH
AT OXFORD,
758
00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:29,458
WHICH IS WHEREI WENT TO UNIVERSITY.
759
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:30,894
AND I PLAYED
ON THE CRICKET TEAM.
760
00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:36,074
UM, I'M AN ACCOUNT EXECUTIVEAT AN ADVERTISING AGENCY.
761
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,553
AND I HAVE AN APARTMENTIN PARIS.
762
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,950
DO YOU A WIFE AND KIDS
SOMEWHERE?
763
00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:44,125
I MEAN, EVEN IF
THEY ARE IN TULSA,
764
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,996
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW,
BECAUSE...
765
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,085
WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?
766
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:52,133
UH, NO WIFE,
UH, NO KIDS.
767
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,134
WHERE'S TULSA?
768
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,442
IT'S IN OKLAHOMA.
IT'S A STATE.
769
00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:58,052
LIKE CAROLINA
THE STATE.
770
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,968
YES, I WAS NAMED
AFTER A STATE.
771
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:04,841
MY SISTERS, GEORGIA AND MAINE,
WERE ALSO NAMED AFTER STATES,
772
00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,147
WHATEVER STATE MY FATHER
HAPPENED TO BE IN
773
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,801
WHEN WE WERE BORN.
774
00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:09,498
WE WERE NAMED
AFTER POSTMARKS.
775
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,978
THOSE ARE ON POSTCARDS.
776
00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,241
BUT...YOU DON'T WANT TO
HEAR ABOUT THAT.
777
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,506
I DON'T?
778
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:20,030
NO.
779
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,685
NORTH OR SOUTH?
780
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:26,820
WHAT?
781
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,127
CAROLINA.
782
00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,460
[ LAUGHS ]
783
00:35:58,504 --> 00:35:59,679
[ LAUGHS ]
784
00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:01,159
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME
TONIGHT.
785
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,552
SO DID I...
786
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,901
CAROLINA, THE STATE.
787
00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:07,861
NORTH OR SOUTH.
788
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,790
YEP.
789
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,226
SOUTH.
790
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,141
DEFINITELY SOUTH CAROLINA.
791
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,973
ARE YOU SURE...
792
00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,714
YOU WANT TO MOVE IN
WITH GRANDMA?
793
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,759
WELL, I CAN'T RAISE
THE BABY BY MYSELF.
794
00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:39,632
LOOK, YOU COULD
MOVE IN WITH ME.
795
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:40,807
OH, SWEETIE.
796
00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:45,377
SO SUPER SWEET,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
797
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,857
THE BABY WILL HAVE MAINETO PLAY WITH HERE.
798
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:52,993
WELL, YOU KNOW ME, I LIKEA LOT OF ENERGY AROUND ME.
799
00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:55,996
WELL, YOU HAVE TOLD GRANDMA
THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT, RIGHT?
800
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,171
RIGHT?
801
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,608
WELL, I'M --
I'M STILL WAITING
802
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,002
FOR THE PERFECT TIME
TO TELL HER.
803
00:37:02,045 --> 00:37:03,917
[ SIGHS ] Millie: OKAY.
BACK UP. BACK UP.
804
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,310
BACK IN THE CAR.
805
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:08,226
I'M BORED.
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
806
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,315
COME ON.WHY DON'T WE HELP GEORGIA
UNLOAD THE U-HAUL FIRST?
807
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,403
PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA
DO ANY WORK.
808
00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:12,578
I WANT TO GO BE ENTERTAINED
809
00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,275
BY SOME BLACK-AND-WHITE
PIECE OF CRAP.
810
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:18,801
I'M OFF-DUTY
WHEN I'M DREAMING.
811
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:21,369
HA! YOU SMILING RAT BASTARD,
YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD SOON!
812
00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:24,416
GRANDMA, SHH!
PUBLIC PLACE.
813
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:25,417
Woman:
KEEP IT DOWN!
814
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,374
I WANT POPCORN.
815
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,333
I'M NOT SPENDING SIX BUCKS
816
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:30,160
ON 20 CENTS' WORTH
OF POPCORN, HONEY.
817
00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,250
I MADE THIS GUMBO YESTERDAY.
IT'S FRESH.
818
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,034
YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT,
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY.
819
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:38,386
HOW ARE YOU FEELING, VINCE?I THOUGHT YOU WERE SICK.
820
00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:40,258
WELL, ASK HER
WHERE SHE WAS LAST NIGHT!
821
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,389
COME ON!
822
00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:44,392
THE SHOW'S UP THERE,
BUDDY.
823
00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,785
I WANT POPCORN.
824
00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:46,786
OKAY, STOP, STOP.
825
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,004
VINCE, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME
826
00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,049
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
HARD AT THE BANK...
827
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:51,138
WHO'D YOU PUT OUT FOR,
POPSICLE?
828
00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,792
'CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL
CAN'T ACT WORTH A LICK.
829
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,141
WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
830
00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:56,883
LISTEN, SONNY --
831
00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:57,840
GRANDMA, I'M PREGNANT.
832
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,539
GEORGIA,
NOW IS NOT THE TIME!
833
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,586
WHAT?!
834
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:05,718
[ AUDIENCE GROANING ]NO, HOLD IT.HOLD IT.
835
00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:07,110
Man:
YOU HOLD IT.
836
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:09,591
WELL, THANK YOU FOR REVEALING
THAT LITTLE TIDBIT
837
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:12,028
OF INFORMATION BEFORE
YOU UNLOADED THE U-HAUL.
838
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:15,336
'CAUSE MY CHILD-REARING DAYSARE OVER, SUNSHINE.
839
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,730
IT'S NOT GONNA COST A THING.
I'M GONNA BREAST-FEED.
840
00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,688
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE LOBBY, PLEASE?
841
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:23,388
MA'AM, I'M GONNA HAVE TOASK YOU TO TAKE YOUR SEATAND KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
842
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,607
OH, W-WHAT ARE YOU?I'M THE MANAGER, MA'AM.
843
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,783
HOW OLD ARE YOU,
MR. MANAGER?
844
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:28,784
20, MA'AM.
845
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:32,527
LISTEN CAREFULLY.
YOU LEAVE NOW.
846
00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:35,008
I CAN'T DO THAT, MA'AM.
847
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:36,444
YOU KNOW,MURDER IS A FUNNY THING.
848
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,316
IT HAPPENS TO ALL SORTS
OF PEOPLE
849
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:40,535
IN ALL SORTS OF PLACES.
850
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:41,971
NOBODY'S SAFE ANYMORE,
851
00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:45,235
EVEN LITTLE SNOT-NOSED, PUDGY, THEATER MANAGERS
852
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,237
RUNNING UP AND DOWNTHE AISLE WITH A FLASHLIGHT.
853
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,677
WE NEVER GET TO SEE THE ENDOF THE MOVIE WHEN YOU COME!
854
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:03,776
I'M GONNA GO
CALM MAINE DOWN
855
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:05,386
AND THEN I'M GETTING
GEORGIA'S STUFF TO MY HOUSE.
856
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,041
YOU THINK IT'SA GOOD IDEA, DO YOU?[ DOOR CLOSES ]
857
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,521
SADDLING YOURSELF
WITH TWO KIDS
858
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,349
WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVEA JOB YOURSELF.
859
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,524
YES, I DO.
860
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:22,272
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
ON YOUR HORSE.
861
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,839
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
862
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,493
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR NUMBERS?
863
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:27,756
I'VE ONLY GOT
TWO NUMBERS LEFT.
864
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:33,719
GIRLS,
GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE
865
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,809
AND HELP GEORGIA
UNLOAD THE DAMN U-HAUL.
866
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:39,942
SHE'S PREGNANT,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
867
00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:42,423
COME ON,
GET YOUR BUTTS OUT!
868
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,556
SO I MOVED GEORGIA IN.
869
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:47,210
AND STILL SHE'S GONNA HAVEA BABY WITH NO FATHER AROUND.
870
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:51,040
I CAN'T BELIEVE THATSHE'S GONNA LET HISTORYREPEAT ITSELF LIKE THAT.
871
00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:52,999
SHE HAS HER OWN FREE WILL.
SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS.
872
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,609
YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT EVENTAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
873
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,264
I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T THINKIT'S A BIG DEAL.
874
00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:58,613
SO SHE'S DOING SOMETHING
UNEXPECTED.
875
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,267
YEAH, UNEXPECTED.YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
876
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,183
YOU KNOW, THE PROBLEM
ISN'T HER. IT'S YOU.
877
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,619
WHAT?
878
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,883
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GO
ACCORDING TO PLAN...
879
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:08,971
YOUR PLAN.
880
00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:12,366
NO.
881
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,585
LET GO.
882
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:15,717
FOR GOD'S SAKE, CAROLINA,
LIVE A LITTLE!
883
00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:23,333
Carolina:
CAROLINA MIRABEAU...
884
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,465
LIVE A LITTLE.
885
00:40:33,169 --> 00:40:34,823
♪ I SAW
886
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,434
♪ JESUS BY THE CAR WASH [ DOORBELL RINGS ]
887
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:40,263
♪ NEAR MY HOUSE THE OTHER DAY
888
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:43,223
♪ I DON'T KNOW
IF IT WAS REAL ♪
889
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:46,879
♪ BUT IT MADE ME FEEL OKAY
890
00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:50,186
♪ EVERYONE IS LOOKING
FOR A REASON ♪
891
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:57,585
♪ TO LEARN TO LIVE TODAY
892
00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:01,154
♪ WHATEVER GETS YOU
THROUGH THE DAY ♪
893
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:04,287
♪ WHATEVER GETS YOU
THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
894
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:10,903
♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU
FEEL OKAY ♪
895
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:12,861
♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
896
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,298
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
897
00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:19,346
Albert:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROLINA.
898
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,521
It's my birthday.
899
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:23,698
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO-O-U
900
00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:27,528
[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
901
00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:32,925
♪ HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
902
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:36,537
♪ WHATEVER GETS YOU
THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
903
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:41,499
♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU
FEEL OKAY ♪
904
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:44,676
♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
905
00:41:58,690 --> 00:41:59,995
MMM.
906
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:17,578
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR CHRISTMAS?
907
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,406
OKAY.
908
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,407
ALL RIGHT?
909
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:23,236
YES, YOU LOOK LOVELY,
DARLING.
910
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,629
COME HERE.
911
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:25,847
MMM.
912
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,153
[ SMOOCHES ]
913
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:28,633
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
914
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:29,851
WHO CARES?
915
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:30,852
I'M HAVING FUN.[ LAUGHS ]
916
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:32,637
[ KISSING ]
917
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,594
[ LAUGHS ]
918
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:34,552
[ LAUGHS ]
919
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:38,773
[ SMOOCHES ]
920
00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:40,514
OH, ALBERT, COME OUT HERE.I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.
921
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,169
HMM.
922
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:48,174
HEY.
923
00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:50,002
ALBERT, HEATH.
924
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:52,221
THIS IS ALBERT MORRIS,
MY NEIGHBOR...
925
00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:54,615
MY NEIGHBOR
AND BEST FRIEND.
926
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,356
HI.
HEATH PIERSON.
927
00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:57,487
I'VE HEARD A LOT
ABOUT YOU.
928
00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,488
YOU HAVE?
929
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,404
WELL, I'VE HEARD
A LOT ABOUT YOU, TOO.
930
00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:06,235
GOOD, OF COURSE.
931
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,717
DID YOU GET
MY BIRTHDAY CARD?
932
00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,371
I LEFT IT ON YOUR DOORSTEP.
933
00:43:11,414 --> 00:43:14,374
YES, THANK YOU.
934
00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:15,636
DID YOU READ IT?
935
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,595
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CHANCE
TO OPEN IT YET.
936
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:18,639
NO, OF COURSE.
YOU WERE BUSY.
937
00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:23,644
WELL, READ THE CARD,AND IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED,
938
00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,733
LET ME KNOW, OKAY?
939
00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:27,169
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THUMBS UP.
940
00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:30,216
HEY, LOOK, I SHOULD BE OFF. NICE TO MEET YOU, ALBERT.
941
00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:32,131
YEAH.
942
00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,828
[ CAR ALARM DEACTIVATES ]
943
00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:39,965
[ ORCHESTRA PLAYS
UP-TEMPO MUSIC]
944
00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:11,561
[ MUSIC STOPS ]UH, CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN,
PLEASE?
945
00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:14,260
WHEN WE GET TO THE PIANO
DYNAMIC, KEEP IT SIMPLE.
946
00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:16,349
YOU THINK THE MUSICIANSEVER MISS A NOTE?
947
00:44:16,392 --> 00:44:18,656
OF COURSE.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
948
00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:23,095
THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY
OF THEM UP THERE.[ MUSIC RESUMES ]
949
00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:24,400
ENJOY YOUR PRESENT NOW.
950
00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:26,533
THEY'RE ALL PLAYING
FOR YOU.
951
00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:30,319
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HIM, ALBERT?YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
952
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:32,539
I KNOW HIM.
953
00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:33,801
NOW, HE ISPERFECT.
954
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:34,976
HE'S FLAWLESS-MAN.
955
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,849
FLAWLESS BODY
WITHOUT WORKING OUT,
956
00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:39,372
FLAWLESS SMILE.
957
00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:41,156
NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS,
NEVER BREAKS A SWEAT.
958
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,072
NEVER SAYS
THE WRONG THING.
959
00:44:44,116 --> 00:44:47,293
MAKES US ORDINARY GUYS
FEEL INVISIBLE.
960
00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:50,296
YOU GOT ALL THAT
FROM ONE "HELLO"?
961
00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:51,601
I'M A WRITER, REMEMBER?
962
00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:53,908
I JUDGE CHARACTER FASTER
THAN A SPEEDING BULLET.
963
00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:55,388
I THOUGHT
WE DIDN'T JUDGE.
964
00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:57,042
WE JUDGE, WHEN
THE RULES ARE BROKEN.
965
00:44:57,085 --> 00:45:01,394
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM LAST NIGHTON A SECOND DATE AT YOUR HOUSE.
966
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:02,612
IT BREAKS
EVERY CAROLINA RULE I KNOW.
967
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:05,137
BUT I LIVED A LITTLE, ALBERT.I...
968
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:08,444
I WANT A NORMAL,
AVAILABLE GUY,
969
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,272
AND I THINK I FOUND ONE, AND HE MAKES ME HAPPY.
970
00:45:10,316 --> 00:45:12,710
ANYONE NAMED HEATH PIERSON
IS NOT A NORMAL GUY.
971
00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:17,976
I SAW HIS CAR...
972
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,804
A JAGUAR.
973
00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:21,893
AGAIN, NOT A NORMAL GUY.
974
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:33,469
I INVITED HIM
TO CHRISTMAS DINNER.
975
00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:39,171
YOU DID WHAT?
976
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:41,782
CHRISTMAS DINNER'S
FOR FAMILY.
977
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,828
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
ANYWAY?
978
00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:45,873
I MEAN, YOU WRITE ABOUTALL THIS PASSION AND ROMANCE,
979
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,615
AND "MY LOVE FOR YOU
IS ENDLESS."
980
00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:50,530
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU WENT ON A DATE?
981
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:55,274
AS IT SO HAPPENS,
I DO HAVE A DATE.
982
00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:57,276
COME ON.
YOU DO NOT, ALBERT.
983
00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:59,104
I DO, TOO.
WHY IS THAT SO SURPRISING?
984
00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:00,801
A FOURTH DATE, IN FACT.
SHE'S A WRITER.
985
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:02,803
AND NOT ANOTHER
"DAPHNE" WRITER,
986
00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,631
BUT A "NEW YORK TIMES"
BESTSELLER WRITER.
987
00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:06,198
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
988
00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:09,941
WE MET AT MY PUBLISHER'S
HOLIDAY PARTY TWO WEEKS AGO.
989
00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,594
ENJOY THE CONCERT.
990
00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,335
AGAIN.
NICE AND LYRICAL.
991
00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,990
FOUR-BAR PHRASES THERE.
JOIN IN THE FUN.
992
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,426
A LITTLE MORE SOUND.
993
00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,124
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
994
00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,690
YOU HONESTLY
DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
995
00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,344
NO, IT'S JUST
NOT LIKE ALBERT.
996
00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:25,652
MM-HMM.
997
00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,523
IS IT HARD WORK
BEING SO DENSE, CAROLINA?
998
00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:28,960
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
999
00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:30,526
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A RIDE
ON MAINE'S HORSE
1000
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:31,658
AND SEE WHAT COMES UP?
1001
00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:34,269
[ SIGHS ]
1002
00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:36,184
AND YOU BE CAREFUL.
THAT'S MY WEDDING CHINA.
1003
00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:37,751
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAYWHAT YOU MEAN?
1004
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:42,843
ALL RIGHT.
1005
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,802
HERE'S A THOUGHT.
1006
00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:47,282
FORGET ABOUT ALBERT,
FORGET ABOUT MAINE,
1007
00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,763
AND FORGET ABOUT ME,
FOR THAT MATTER.
1008
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:53,332
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
CAROLINA?
1009
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:56,117
WHY IS YOUR LIFE SO HARD?
1010
00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:58,641
MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE LIVING
SOMEBODY ELSE'S INSTEAD.
1011
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:03,821
OKAY.
1012
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,648
OKAY, FINE.
1013
00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,085
TOMORROW
IS CHRISTMAS DINNER,
1014
00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:09,914
AND I WANT YOU THEREMORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.
1015
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,176
WELL, SHIT!
1016
00:47:11,219 --> 00:47:12,873
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
1017
00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:14,048
AAH!
1018
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:19,053
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1019
00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:19,924
HI, YOU LOOK NICE.
1020
00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:22,840
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1021
00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:23,623
CAROLINA.
1022
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,103
LOOK AT THESE PLATES.
1023
00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:26,495
GRANDMA LENT THEM TO MEFOR CHRISTMAS.
1024
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:29,194
ALL THIS TIME WE'VE BEENUSING PAPER PLATES,
1025
00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:30,412
AND HERE SHE HADAN ENTIRE SET OF CHINA
1026
00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:31,326
STACKED AWAY IN THE CUPBOARD.
1027
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:32,066
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
1028
00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:33,198
CAROLINA?
1029
00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:35,809
ANYWAY, LISTEN,I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
1030
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,332
FOR THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL
THING YESTERDAY.
1031
00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:38,507
CAROLINA --
1032
00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:41,815
YOU CAN DATE WHOEVER.OR IS IT WHOMEVER?
1033
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,251
WHATEVER, ANYWAY, DATE WHO YOU WANT TO DATE.
1034
00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:44,905
IT'S REALLY NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
1035
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:49,301
I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE GETTING OUT THERE AND TAKING CHANCES.
1036
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:51,085
AND SHE'S A WRITER,
A REAL WRITER.
1037
00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,130
WOW.
1038
00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:54,219
CAROLINA, SHE'S HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
1039
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:58,005
DEBBIE, THIS IS CAROLINA,
MY FRIEND.
1040
00:47:58,049 --> 00:47:59,180
CAROLINA, THIS IS DEBBIE.
1041
00:47:59,224 --> 00:48:00,225
HI, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
1042
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:01,487
ALBERT'S TOLD ME
A LOT ABOUT YOU.
1043
00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:03,532
ALBERT'S TOLD ME
A LOT ABOUT YOU, TOO.
1044
00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:09,321
I MEAN, HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO
TELL ME MORE THAN HE HAS.
1045
00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,584
LIKE THAT YOU'RE...
PRETTY AND SMART,
1046
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,586
WHICH YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY.
1047
00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:16,023
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU TWO LOOK GREAT...
1048
00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:17,590
TOGETHER.
1049
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:18,678
A COUPLE.
1050
00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:20,245
SO WHERE YOU GUYS GOING,
ANYWAY?
1051
00:48:20,288 --> 00:48:22,943
TO A CHRISTMAS EVE
SERVICE.
1052
00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,858
MY MOM AND DAD
AND I GO EVERY YEAR.
1053
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,425
IT'S KIND OF
A FAMILY TRADITION.
1054
00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:27,861
WOW. HUH.
1055
00:48:29,254 --> 00:48:30,603
THAT'S LOVELY.
1056
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:34,563
[ INTRODUCTION TO
"JOY TO THE WORLD" PLAYS ]
1057
00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,223
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1058
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:58,805
[ SIGHS ]
1059
00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:14,342
ALL YOU LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GOLDBRICKERS, DINNER IS SERVED.
1060
00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:17,084
[ LAUGHTER ]
1061
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,085
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1062
00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,217
All:
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1063
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:20,783
GRANDMA!
1064
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,307
Woman:
DOESN'T IT LOOK GREAT?
1065
00:49:22,350 --> 00:49:27,007
THAT BIRD LOOKS GOOD!
1066
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:28,356
WOW!
1067
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,445
GRANDMA, I TOLD YOUNOT TO BRING ANYTHING.
1068
00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:33,405
HOW YOU GONNA FEED ALL THESE
PEOPLE WITH ONE PIDDLY BIRD?
1069
00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:39,150
NOW, NOBODY EAT.
GRANDMA'S GOTTA PEE.
1070
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,934
[ LAUGHTER ]
1071
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,636
SHE BROUGHT
HER OWN TURKEY.
1072
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,768
I KNOW.
1073
00:49:48,811 --> 00:49:49,638
I SAW.
1074
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:52,815
ALBERT.
ARE YOU STAYING?
1075
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,208
OF COURSE.
1076
00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:55,688
WHAT ABOUT DEBBIE?
1077
00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,516
SHE'S WITH HER PARENTS.I'M GONNA MEET HER AFTER DINNER.
1078
00:49:57,559 --> 00:49:59,213
I DON'T HAVE
A NAME CARD FOR YOU.
1079
00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:01,737
THAT'S OKAY.
1080
00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,261
I CAN REMEMBER
MY OWN NAME.
1081
00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,392
OH, HERE, SIT THERE.
1082
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:07,743
AUNT MARILYN
GOT ARRESTED AGAIN.
1083
00:50:07,787 --> 00:50:09,006
Woman: TODD,
PASS ME THE PEAS.
1084
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:10,050
AAH!
1085
00:50:11,443 --> 00:50:15,273
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
1086
00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:17,927
CAROLINA, HONEY,
YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
1087
00:50:17,971 --> 00:50:19,016
OKAY,WHO WANTS TO SAY GRACE?
1088
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,365
I DO.
1089
00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:22,062
OH, ALBERT, I LOVE YOU
LIKE A SON, HONEY,
1090
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,412
BUT YOU JEWISH PEOPLE,
YOU CAN'T GO AND KILL CHRIST
1091
00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:26,806
AND THEN EXPECT TO HAVE
A SIT-DOWN CONVERSATION
WITH HIM LATER.
1092
00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:27,807
[ LAUGHTER ]
1093
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:30,027
FINE.
1094
00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:31,028
HE'S ALL YOURS.
1095
00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:32,072
I'LL CHAT WITH HIM
OVER DESSERT.
1096
00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:33,856
[ LAUGHTER ]
1097
00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,558
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1098
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:40,863
I'LL GET IT.
I'LL GET IT.
1099
00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:42,213
OH, GO AHEAD.
CARRY ON.
1100
00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:43,953
WHO'S MISSING?
1101
00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:44,824
IT WAS THIS BIG!
1102
00:50:44,867 --> 00:50:45,868
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1103
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:54,573
[ SNIFFS ]
1104
00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,705
EVERYBODY,
THIS IS HEATH.
1105
00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:57,576
HEATH, EVERYBODY.
1106
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:58,838
[ SILENCE ]
1107
00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,057
MY FAMILY.
1108
00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,192
[ CHUCKLES ] SORRY
I'M LATE, EVERYONE.
1109
00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,891
HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
1110
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,371
WINE!
HOW LOVELY.
1111
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:12,591
I-I THINK I HAVE AN OPENERIN THE KITCHEN.
1112
00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:17,552
[ British accent ]
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?LANGUAGE, GIRL.
1113
00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:18,727
NO ONE KNOWSWHO THE HELL IT IS.
1114
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,513
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
1115
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:22,383
YEAH.
1116
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,257
MMM.
1117
00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:30,609
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1118
00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:43,839
YOUR LIPSTICK'S SMEARED.
1119
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,495
THANK YOU, MAINE.
1120
00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:48,496
GRANDMA,
WILL YOU PLEASE SAY GRACE?
1121
00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:52,413
MM-HMM.
CERTAINLY.
1122
00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:53,545
EVERYONE BOW THEIR HEADS,
PLEASE.
1123
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,244
LORD, BLESS MY FAMILY.
1124
00:51:57,288 --> 00:52:00,465
FILL THEIR BELLIES
AND KEEP THEM WARM AND SAFE.
1125
00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:04,947
AND NOW, LORD,
LET'S GET PERSONAL.
1126
00:52:04,991 --> 00:52:06,427
PLEASE FIND GEORGIA A MAN
1127
00:52:06,471 --> 00:52:08,168
TO DADDY THAT YOUNG 'UN
THAT SHE'S CARRYING.
1128
00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:11,215
GRANDMA. GIVE MAINE
THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS
1129
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:14,043
BEFORE SHE LOSES HER VIRGINITY
ON THAT ROCKING HORSE.
1130
00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:18,570
LORD, LET MY TEDDY SETTLE DOWN
AND PLANT SOME ROOTS.
1131
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,224
LOOK OVER MY SISTER,
MARILYN,
1132
00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:23,923
WHO, BLESS HER IGNORANT SOUL,
IS BACK IN JAIL AGAIN.
1133
00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,794
ENLIGHTEN HER
ABOUT CELLULAR TELEPHONES
1134
00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:28,754
AND CREDIT-CARD TRANSACTIONS,
BOTH OF WHICH ARE TRACEABLE.
1135
00:52:30,843 --> 00:52:32,410
AND FINALLY, LORD...
1136
00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:39,330
...BLESS MY CAROLINA'S HEART,FOR SHE IS THE BEST PART OF ME.
1137
00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:49,862
AMEN.
1138
00:52:49,905 --> 00:52:52,212
All: AMEN.
1139
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:53,909
DADDY, I THINK YOU
SHOULD CARVE THE TURKEY.
1140
00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:05,617
OKAY.
1141
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:06,966
[ CHUCKLES ]
1142
00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:09,186
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOURSELFA DILEMMA, SON.
1143
00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,448
I GOT...
1144
00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:13,102
TWO FINE-LOOKING TURKEYS
IN FRONT OF ME HERE.
1145
00:53:13,146 --> 00:53:16,584
AND I'M JUST ONE MAN.
1146
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:19,674
I'D LIKE TO ASK AL
TO GIVE ME A HAND.
1147
00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:20,806
Woman:
AW, THERE YOU GO!
1148
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:21,937
AL?
1149
00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:22,982
SHOW 'EM
HOW TO DO IT, AL!
1150
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:25,071
I'LL GO GET ANOTHER KNIFE.
1151
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:26,942
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE
THIS MARTHA STEWART
SHIT OUT OF THE WAY
1152
00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:29,858
AND TAKE THIS TURKEY DOWNIN FRONT OF YOU THEN, THEODORE.
1153
00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:34,254
SO, MAINE, WHAT KINDOF HORSES DO YOU RIDE?
1154
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:35,821
DEAD ONES.
1155
00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:38,563
RIGHT. S-SO YOU WERE
RAISED IN BRITAIN?
1156
00:53:38,606 --> 00:53:41,174
[ Normal voice ]
I WAS RAISED RIGHT
GODDAMN HERE.
1157
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,741
SHH!
LANGUAGE.
1158
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,482
WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR ACCENT?
1159
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:45,483
I'M OVER IT.
1160
00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,527
[ Laughs ]
RIGHT.
1161
00:53:47,485 --> 00:53:49,269
NO, NO, EVERYONE
HAS TO PASS TO THE RIGHT.
1162
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:50,357
THIS WAY.
1163
00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,141
Man:
OVER TO THE RIGHT.
1164
00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:54,840
OH, CONGRATULATIONS
ON THE BABY.
1165
00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:55,667
WHERE'S THE FATHER-TO-BE?
1166
00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:59,714
OH, ONE-NIGHT STAND.
1167
00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:02,891
DADDY, UM, HEATH
WORKS IN ADVERTISING.
1168
00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:04,284
Ted:
OH, THAT'S GOOD WORK.
1169
00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:06,155
HAVE YOU, UM, YOU DONE ANYTHINGTHAT I MIGHT KNOW?
1170
00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:12,597
WELL, MY FIRM DID THOSE,UH, ABSOLUT VODKA-THEMED ADS.
1171
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,644
YOU KNOW, THE... [ Imitating Sean Connery ] BOND, ABSOLUT BOND.
1172
00:54:16,688 --> 00:54:17,384
[ LAUGHS ]
1173
00:54:17,428 --> 00:54:19,473
OH, YEAH!
1174
00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:20,518
THAT WAS YOU?
1175
00:54:20,561 --> 00:54:22,346
[ LAUGHS ]
1176
00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:26,045
SO, UM, WHAT KIND OF WORKDO YOU DO, SIR?
1177
00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:27,220
[ CUTLERY CLATTERS ]
1178
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,177
I'M A DRUNK.
1179
00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:31,180
[ LAUGHING ]
1180
00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:34,314
IT'S BEEN 30 DAYS
SINCE MY LAST DRINK.
1181
00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:35,446
Carolina:
DADDY, REALLY?
1182
00:54:35,489 --> 00:54:37,970
BIG LOVE, DADDY!
1183
00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:38,884
[ APPLAUSE ]
1184
00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,799
[ WHIMPERS ]
1185
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:41,713
[ BARKS ]
1186
00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,196
IT'S ONLY 30 DAYS.
1187
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,633
[ BARKING ]
1188
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,070
OH!
1189
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:52,985
[ LAUGHING ]
1190
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:55,683
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1191
00:54:56,945 --> 00:54:57,685
[ LAUGHTER ]
1192
00:54:57,729 --> 00:54:58,773
OH!
1193
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:05,867
[ WHIMPERS ]
1194
00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:06,955
WHY?!
1195
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:09,741
BECAUSE IF I LEAVE HER
HOME ALONE,
1196
00:55:09,784 --> 00:55:11,569
SHE'S ONLY GONNA PEE
ON MY SHOES.
1197
00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:12,483
[ LAUGHTER ]
1198
00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:21,100
DID I TELL YOU THE ONE
ABOUT THE TIME I FOUND
MARILYN PLAYING LOLLIPOP
1199
00:55:21,143 --> 00:55:22,580
WITH THE REVEREND
UNDER THE TABLE?
1200
00:55:22,623 --> 00:55:23,668
[ SCATTERED LAUGHTER ]
1201
00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:24,843
HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT STORY,
GRANDMA?
1202
00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:25,844
OKAY.
1203
00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,411
UM...
1204
00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:28,847
UM...
1205
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:32,503
OH, HMM...
1206
00:55:32,546 --> 00:55:34,722
HOW ABOUT THE TIME MARILYN
HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD
1207
00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:36,158
WITH AN AX HANDLE?
1208
00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,683
Georgia: MMM! MNH-MNH!
YES, TELL THAT ONE!
1209
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,337
YEAH, HOW'D YOU GET BACK AT HER? RIGHT.
1210
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:42,948
NOW, EVEN THOUGH I'M THE OLDEST AND MARILYN IS THE YOUNGEST,
1211
00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:47,082
SHE WAS ALWAYS BUILT LIKE
A BRICK SHITHOUSE.
1212
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,127
WHEN SHE WAS 10,
1213
00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:49,389
SHE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE
BIG BOOBS
1214
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:50,608
LIKE SHE'S GOT NOW.
1215
00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:52,436
WELL, SHE WAS
WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
1216
00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:53,437
AND THERE WAS THIS DANCE
COMING UP,
1217
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,134
AND SO I SAID,
"WELL, MARILYN,
1218
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,528
"WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS YOU GOTTA GET SOME CHICKEN MANURE.
1219
00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:00,444
"CHICKEN MANURE
SPREAD ON THE BOOBIES
1220
00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,315
WILL MAKE THEM GROW FASTER."
1221
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,838
[ Laughs ]
AND SO SHE DID.
1222
00:56:03,882 --> 00:56:05,492
SHE SPREAD THIS CHICKEN MANURE AND SHE RUBBED.
1223
00:56:05,536 --> 00:56:07,625
AND SHE RUBBED AND SHE RUBBED. [ LAUGHS ]
1224
00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:11,106
AND SHE RUBBED FOR WEEKS. [ LAUGHS ]
1225
00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,499
OH, IT COMES THE TIME
FOR THE DANCE.
1226
00:56:12,543 --> 00:56:13,587
SHE STANK TO HIGH HEAVEN.
1227
00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:19,158
AND THE FLIES WERE
SWARMING ALL OVER HER.
1228
00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:20,420
[ LAUGHTER ]
1229
00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:24,381
SHE NEVER HIT ME
UPSIDE THE HEAD
1230
00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:26,383
WITH THAT AX HANDLE AGAIN.
1231
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:28,820
IS THAT WHY AUNT MARILYN'SA WHORE?
1232
00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:29,908
[ SILENCE ]
1233
00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:33,477
SHE'S NOT A WHORE, HONEY.
SHE'S A MADAM.
1234
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,437
SHE'S A MADAM 'CAUSE SHE LIKES
MONEY WITHOUT TAXATION.
1235
00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,395
[ LAUGHTER ]
1236
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,439
ANYONE FOR EGGNOG?
1237
00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,007
YEAH, I'LL HAVE SOME.
THANKS, HONEY.
1238
00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:43,704
[ LAUGHS ]
1239
00:56:43,748 --> 00:56:47,447
SO, HEATH, COME OVER HERE,
HONEY, AND SIT DOWN
1240
00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:48,840
AND TELL US
ALL ABOUT YOURSELF.
1241
00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:50,232
COME ON.
1242
00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:52,104
ACTUALLY, MRS. MIRABEAU,I HAVE TO LEAVE, I'M AFRAID.
1243
00:56:52,147 --> 00:56:53,192
ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PARTY.
1244
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:57,326
ONE OF THOSE BORING
OFFICE THINGS.
1245
00:56:57,370 --> 00:56:58,893
WELL, I DON'T THINK...
1246
00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:03,507
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
1247
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:05,422
SURE.
1248
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:09,861
WELL, DID I TELL YOU THE ONE
ABOUT WHEN I WAS PREGNANT?
1249
00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:11,776
NOW, LISTEN...
1250
00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:13,821
IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE,
LEAVE.
1251
00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:17,477
BUT FIRST, CAN YOU
GO BACK IN THERE
1252
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:20,524
AND TELL CAROLINA
HOW MUCH MEETING HER
FAMILY HAS MEANT TO YOU
1253
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,830
AND -- AND HOW SPECIAL
A DAY IT WAS FOR YOU?
1254
00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,005
CAN YOU DO THAT?
1255
00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:27,574
YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.
1256
00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:30,098
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
1257
00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,796
SHOOT.
1258
00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,189
YOU AND CAROLINA?
1259
00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,539
HAVE YOU GOT A THING
GOING ON?
1260
00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:37,802
NO.
1261
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,674
NO THING.
1262
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,202
[ LAUGHING ] MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU GUYS.
1263
00:57:47,246 --> 00:57:50,249
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.
WE'RE OFF TO THE RACES.
1264
00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,206
I'LL CALL YOUTOMORROW.
1265
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,295
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1266
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:54,949
OH!
1267
00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:56,168
[ LAUGHING ]
1268
00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:59,737
OOH, ALBERT,YOU'RE QUITE THE DANCER.
1269
00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,521
WELL...
1270
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:02,696
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
1271
00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:04,872
I DID.
1272
00:58:06,308 --> 00:58:11,226
[ SIGHS ]
YOU GOT YOUR WISH.
1273
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,793
HMM?
1274
00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,578
BUT NEXT CHRISTMAS IS GONNABE IN MY BACKYARD AGAIN.
1275
00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:16,405
YOU GOT IT?
1276
00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:18,364
I DO.
1277
00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:20,322
IT'S A LOT HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE.
1278
00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:24,370
YOU MAKE IT LOOK
VERY EASY.
1279
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,285
THANK YOU.
1280
00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,808
I LOVE YOU,
YOU KNOW.
1281
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,205
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
PET.
1282
00:58:35,773 --> 00:58:39,428
UH, THAT HEATH PERSONOF YOURS --
1283
00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:40,734
NICE BOY.
1284
00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:43,171
ISN'T HE, THOUGH?
1285
00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:46,523
BUT STIFFER THAN A PREACHER'SDICK AT A WEDDING.
1286
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:47,741
NIGHT, PUNKIN.
1287
00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:55,575
[ SIGHS ]
1288
00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:02,887
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1289
00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:04,323
YEAH?
1290
00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:08,588
HEY.
1291
00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:09,981
HEY.
1292
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:12,636
I, UM, FORGOT TO GIVE YOU
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
1293
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,159
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1294
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:14,942
OKAY.
1295
00:59:19,643 --> 00:59:20,774
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1296
00:59:25,257 --> 00:59:26,780
OPEN 'EM.
1297
00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:28,086
Both:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1298
00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:29,653
WE'RE THE CLEANING QUEENS
OF WEST HOLLYWOOD.
1299
00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:32,960
ARE YOU READY?
5, 6, 7, 8.
1300
00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:35,267
♪ DUSTING AND SWEEPING
AND SCRUBBING WITH COMET ♪
1301
00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:38,357
♪ WE'LL CLEAN YOUR MESS UP
FROM BLOODSTAINS TO VOMIT ♪
1302
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,750
♪ THE SWIFFER ♪ THE HOOVER
1303
00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:40,925
♪ I'M GOOD WITH A HOSE
1304
00:59:40,968 --> 00:59:43,144
♪ SMELLS CAN'T OUTRUN US
1305
00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:44,537
♪ 'CAUSE I'M GOOD
WITH MY NOSE ♪
1306
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,060
♪ GET THE STAINS OUT
1307
00:59:46,104 --> 00:59:47,061
♪ SCRUB THAT TILE GROUT
1308
00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,935
♪ USE DEEP-CLEANING FOAM
1309
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:53,111
♪ WE'LL PASS THE RED-GLOVE TEST IN NO TIME AT ALL ♪
1310
00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:55,200
WE'LL EVEN FêNG SHUI
YOUR HOME.
MM-HMM.
1311
00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:56,593
♪ THE CLEANING QUEENS OH!
1312
00:59:57,768 --> 01:00:01,249
OH, THAT WAS GREAT. I JUST HEARD A CLASS RING
FALL OUT.
1313
01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:03,600
SO, LEAVE THE DISHES
TO THE EXPERTS
1314
01:00:03,643 --> 01:00:04,644
AND COME WITH ME.
1315
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:10,607
WHAT IS IT?
1316
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,045
OH, NEW "DAPHNE" GALLEYS.
LET ME SEE.
1317
01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:19,703
YOU PUT YOUR OWN NAME
ON A "DAPHNE" BOOK?
1318
01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:21,574
IT'S NOT A "DAPHNE" BOOK.
1319
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,619
IT'S MY BOOK.
1320
01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:26,971
HERE, IF YOU...TURN THE PAGE, THERE.
1321
01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:33,542
"FOR CAROLINA."
1322
01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:35,109
ALBERT, THAT'S...
1323
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:37,329
I THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
1324
01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:38,722
I'VE BEEN WRITING IT
ON AND OFF
1325
01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:43,204
FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW.
1326
01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:44,379
IT'S ABOUT US, REALLY.
1327
01:00:44,423 --> 01:00:46,468
I MEAN, SORT OF.
I MEAN, IT --
1328
01:00:46,512 --> 01:00:49,950
IT'S INSPIRED BY US.
1329
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:50,821
IS IT...BAD?
1330
01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:52,997
NO.
1331
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,695
IT'S -- IT --
1332
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:58,698
IT'S, UH...
1333
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,091
IT'S A LOVE STORY,
CAROLINA.
1334
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:05,357
IT'S EVERYTHINGI'VE BEEN AFRAID TO SAY,
1335
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,794
EVERYTHINGTHAT I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
1336
01:01:09,404 --> 01:01:12,886
ALBERT...
OH, MY GOD.
1337
01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,540
I MEAN, ME AND DEBBIE,YOU AND HEATH --
1338
01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,151
T-THEY'RE GREAT PEOPLE, YEAH,BUT THEY'RE NOT OUR PEOPLE.
1339
01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:19,632
CAROLINA...
1340
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,026
THIS ISN'T HARD.
1341
01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:24,376
WE WERE FRIENDS FIRST,
1342
01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:26,378
WHICH IS
WHAT'S GONNA MAKE US LAST.
1343
01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,429
I THINK I BETTER GO CHECKON THE CLEANING CREW.
1344
01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:35,474
OH.
1345
01:01:36,910 --> 01:01:38,477
PLEASE DON'T
WALK OUT THAT DOOR.
1346
01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:48,617
THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN.
1347
01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:51,316
I -- YOU TELL ME THAT
YOU WROTE A BOOK ABOUT US
1348
01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:52,883
AND THAT YOU WANT US...
1349
01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,363
THAT'S NOT FAIR, REALLY.
1350
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:00,151
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
1351
01:02:00,194 --> 01:02:01,805
THIS IS WHAT YOU DOWITH EVERY GUY THAT YOU MEET.
1352
01:02:01,848 --> 01:02:02,893
BUT...
1353
01:02:02,936 --> 01:02:05,373
THE JOKE'S ON ME,
ISN'T IT?
1354
01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:07,158
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
I WAS DIFFERENT.
1355
01:02:07,201 --> 01:02:08,507
YOU ARE DIFFERENT.
1356
01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,728
YOU CAN'T JUST
SPRING THIS ON ME.
1357
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,601
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1358
01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:19,605
YOU JUST SAID IT.
1359
01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:25,916
[ DOOR OPENS ]
1360
01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:26,960
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1361
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:46,806
[ PANTING ]
1362
01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:53,465
WHY AREN'T YOU OUT WITH HEATH
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, CAROLINA?
1363
01:02:53,508 --> 01:02:56,511
HE DIDN'T CALL.
1364
01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,774
WHAT ABOUT ALBERT?
1365
01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,819
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
WEAR TONIGHT?
1366
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,779
MM-MM.
YOU DECIDE.
1367
01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:03,736
IS ERNIE
STILL MARRIED?
1368
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,346
THE ZIPPER'S BUSTED.
1369
01:03:05,390 --> 01:03:08,480
OF COURSE
ERNIE'S MARRIED.
1370
01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:10,264
HOW COME YOU'RE DATING
A MARRIED MAN?
1371
01:03:10,308 --> 01:03:12,832
GRANDMA SKIPS
THAT COMMANDMENT, MAINE.
1372
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,094
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
1373
01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,182
THANK YOU, HONEY.
1374
01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:18,098
NOW, YOU KNOW,
AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN
1375
01:03:18,142 --> 01:03:20,753
THAT THE RULES OF THE WORLD
DON'T HAVE TO APPLY TO YOU.
1376
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:21,928
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
1377
01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:28,326
IT'S ALL NONSENSE.
1378
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:29,806
HMM?
1379
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:30,894
IT IS.
1380
01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,418
WE'RE HERE.
WE DIE.
1381
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:38,162
[ INHALES, EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1382
01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:40,512
NOW, WHEN I MET
YOUR GRANDPA HERSCHEL,
1383
01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:41,861
WE WAS BOTH 15.
1384
01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:45,212
HE COULD DRINK
A WHOLE, ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SODA
1385
01:03:45,256 --> 01:03:46,257
AND NEVER TAKE A BREATH.
1386
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,562
[ LAUGHS ]
1387
01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,216
AND HE HAD VERY CLEAN
FINGERNAILS,
1388
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,175
SO I MARRIED HIM.
1389
01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:55,179
AND WHEN HE DIED,
MY TRUE LOVE DIED.
1390
01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:57,442
SOURED ME ON MY HOME.
1391
01:03:57,485 --> 01:04:00,532
SO ME AND MY BOY, TEDDY,
WE COME WEST.
1392
01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:02,708
AND...
1393
01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:06,494
HERE I AM,
A SINGLE GRANDMA.
1394
01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:14,415
AND WHENEVER I NEED A MAN,
I GOT ERNIE.
1395
01:04:14,459 --> 01:04:17,288
WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING
BETWEEN US.
1396
01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:20,030
AND, GIRLS,
THAT IS A LOT IN THIS WORLD.
1397
01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:23,598
MM-HMM.
1398
01:04:25,252 --> 01:04:25,949
OOH.
1399
01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:30,344
[ LAUGHS ]
1400
01:04:30,388 --> 01:04:32,738
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME
SO PRESENTABLE
1401
01:04:32,781 --> 01:04:34,566
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
1402
01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:36,350
[ LAUGHTER ]
1403
01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:40,267
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
1404
01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:44,663
EVENING, MILLIE.
1405
01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:46,491
EVENING, ERNIE.
THANK YOU.
1406
01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:48,580
YEAH.
1407
01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:49,624
MY, YOU LOOK NICE
TONIGHT.
1408
01:04:49,668 --> 01:04:51,061
OKAY, THANK YOU.
1409
01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:54,107
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS YOU HAVE ON, MILLIE.
1410
01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:54,934
THANK YOU.
1411
01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,503
NOW, REMEMBER...
1412
01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:01,158
GOD SAID "CELEBRATE,"NOT "CELIBATE."
1413
01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:04,857
[ CHUCKLES ]
1414
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:06,293
OH, LET ME GET THAT.
1415
01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:07,207
THANKS, ERNIE.
1416
01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:08,295
SEE YOU.BYE.
1417
01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:10,602
BYE![ DOOR CLOSES ]
1418
01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:12,517
SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO DO ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
1419
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,433
GET DRUNK AND WATCH
THE BALL DROP.
1420
01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:16,260
WHAT ELSE?
1421
01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:17,435
SOUNDS GOOD.
1422
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,958
WHAT'S "CELIBATE"?
1423
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,570
PEEKABOO!
1424
01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:23,702
[ BARKING ]
1425
01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:25,530
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
1426
01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:28,576
♪ AND DO, DO, DO-DO
1427
01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:31,318
OKAY!
1428
01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,189
AAH!
1429
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:34,278
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
1430
01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:46,855
♪ THE NIGHT
CAN SEEM TO LAST FOREVER ♪
1431
01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:52,383
♪ CONVINCE YOU YOU'LL NEVER
SEE THE MORNING SUN ♪
1432
01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:55,255
♪ SHINING LIKE
A LONG-LOST FRIEND ♪
1433
01:05:55,299 --> 01:06:00,173
♪ BUT IN TIME,
THE DAWN WILL APPEAR ♪
1434
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:03,524
♪ AND TAKE AWAY YOUR FEAR
1435
01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:11,924
♪ OPEN UP THE SKY AND OPEN UP YOUR HEART AGAIN ♪
1436
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:15,014
♪ WHEN THE MORNING COMES,
THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE ♪
1437
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:18,017
♪ IT'LL TAKE US BACK
TO A BETTER TIME ♪
1438
01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:19,801
♪ WHEN THE MORNING COMES
1439
01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:26,721
♪ WE'LL BE LOOKING
AT A BRIGHTER DAY ♪
1440
01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:28,985
♪ I KNOW
1441
01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:34,686
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT WE CAN LIVE THE DREAM ♪
1442
01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:38,385
♪ THE DREAM THAT'S
IN OUR HEARTS ♪
1443
01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:41,171
♪ THAT WE THOUGHT
WAS SO FAR AWAY ♪
1444
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,520
♪ AND IF WE TRY...
1445
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:46,045
A BOY, BUT I HAD A DREAMLAST NIGHT IT WAS A GIRL,
1446
01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:47,568
SO MAYBEI'M JUST HAVING TWINS.
1447
01:06:47,612 --> 01:06:49,353
♪ TO A HAPPY-EVER-AFTER
1448
01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:52,182
WELL, IF YOU --IF YOU HAVE A GIRL OR A BOY,
1449
01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:53,357
YOU COULD STILL
USE THIS, RIGHT?
1450
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,575
WELL, IT HAS --
HERE'S WHAT I MEAN --
1451
01:06:54,619 --> 01:06:57,187
IT HAS, LIKE, ROCKETS
AND CARS AND STUFF.
1452
01:06:57,230 --> 01:06:58,884
AND I'M A GIRL.
I LIKE ROCKETS AND CARS.
1453
01:06:58,927 --> 01:06:59,798
AND IT HAS STARS.
1454
01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:03,149
16, 9, 4, AND 27.
1455
01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:04,672
16.
1456
01:07:04,716 --> 01:07:05,847
[ British accent ]
26!
1457
01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:07,588
26.
1458
01:07:07,632 --> 01:07:11,549
♪ A BRIGHTER DAY-AY-AY
1459
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,425
Albert: OH, THERE ARE TONS OF JEWISH ROCK STARS.
1460
01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:19,426
NO, WAIT. OKAY.
1461
01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:20,471
NAME ONE.
NAME TWO.
1462
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:21,515
ALL RIGHT.
1463
01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:24,692
YOU KNOW BOB DYLAN'S
JEWISH, RIGHT?
1464
01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:26,390
RIGHT. UH,
TWISTED SISTER.
1465
01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,218
HE'S -- YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THIS, LIKE, REALLY LONG HAIR
1466
01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:30,611
AND ALL THESE PIERCINGSAND STUFF.
1467
01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:32,570
THEY SOMETIMES
STILL COME BY.
1468
01:07:32,613 --> 01:07:34,702
AND, UH...
1469
01:07:34,746 --> 01:07:36,095
[ DOORS CLOSE ]
1470
01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:37,270
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
1471
01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:42,797
[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
1472
01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:44,364
HERE YOU GO, HON.
1473
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:45,452
WHERE'S ALBERT?
1474
01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:47,150
WE'VE MISSED YOUR FACESAROUND HERE.
1475
01:07:47,193 --> 01:07:49,587
THANKS, IT'S --
IT'S NICE TO BE MISSED.
1476
01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:01,120
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
1477
01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:02,426
H-HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
1478
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,689
I STOPPED BYYOUR APARTMENT YESTERDAY,
1479
01:08:04,732 --> 01:08:05,733
BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE.
1480
01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:07,735
THEN ALBERT TOLD ME
YOU COME HERE
1481
01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:09,302
EVERY MONDAY MORNING
FOR PANCAKES.
1482
01:08:09,346 --> 01:08:11,522
SO YOU SAW ALBERT?
1483
01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:14,133
MMM.
1484
01:08:14,177 --> 01:08:15,178
CAN I SIT DOWN?
1485
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:25,884
I'M SORRY FOR NOT RETURNINGYOUR CALLS, CAROLINA.
1486
01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:28,191
[ Laughs ]
YEAH.
1487
01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:29,366
WELL,
WE SLEEP TOGETHER,
1488
01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:30,802
AND YOU DON'T CALL ME
FOR FIVE MONTHS.
1489
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:33,500
THAT'S PRETTY TYPICAL
AROUND THESE PARTS.
1490
01:08:33,544 --> 01:08:37,113
I HAD TO GO BACK TO ENGLANDAND HOLD A FEW HANDS.
1491
01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:46,644
TO BE HONEST...I SORT OF GOT COLD FEET.
1492
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:53,781
BUT LOOK, I BROUGHT YOUSOMETHING BY WAY OF ATONEMENT.
1493
01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:57,350
WELL, OPEN IT.
1494
01:08:57,394 --> 01:08:59,831
YOUR STATION IS ONE
OF OUR CLIENTS
1495
01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:02,181
AND I MADE A FEW CALLS.
1496
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:03,226
YOU GOT ME MY JOB BACK?
1497
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,619
UH-HUH.
1498
01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:08,144
WOW.
1499
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:13,279
THAT IS REAL...
PRINCE CHARMING KIND OF STUFF.
1500
01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:14,498
[ LAUGHS ]
1501
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:16,064
TO THE RESCUE
AND ALL THAT.
1502
01:09:16,108 --> 01:09:17,544
BUT?
1503
01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:21,244
I'M SORRY.
1504
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:26,553
I SHOULDN'T HAVE INVITED
YOU TO CHRISTMAS DINNER.
1505
01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:29,687
IT WAS TOO SOON TO THROW YOU
INTO THE MIRABEAUS LIKE THAT.
1506
01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:32,080
IT'S JUST I WAS FEELING
SO SURE OF MYSELF.
1507
01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:38,478
THE THING IS...
1508
01:09:38,522 --> 01:09:41,438
I WAS TRYING TO FORCESOMEONE -- YOU -- INTO MY LIFE.
1509
01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:42,656
AND IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
1510
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,528
THIS BEAUTIFUL,
EXPENSIVE ITALIAN SUIT,
1511
01:09:44,571 --> 01:09:47,226
AND I JUST DON'T HAVE
THE FAINTEST IDEA WHERE
I'M GONNA WEAR YOU.
1512
01:09:47,270 --> 01:09:48,445
IT --
1513
01:09:50,011 --> 01:09:55,234
M-ME AND MY FAMILY...
THEY'RE ALL THAT I HAVE.
1514
01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:57,323
AND...
1515
01:09:57,367 --> 01:09:59,891
WE'RE JUST
NOT SUIT PEOPLE.
1516
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:07,594
THAT'S THE FIRST TIMEI'VE EVER BEEN CALLEDAN ITALIAN SUIT.
1517
01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,640
BUT I-I THINK I KNOWWHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
1518
01:10:12,382 --> 01:10:13,861
IT'S FUNNY.
1519
01:10:13,905 --> 01:10:16,386
I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF MYSELFAS THIS, UH, GREAT COMMUNICATOR.
1520
01:10:16,429 --> 01:10:19,693
I MEAN, ADVERTISING AND ALL THAT, BUT, UH,
1521
01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:22,566
I SORT OF BLEW IT
WITH YOU...
1522
01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:23,915
THIS TIME.
1523
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,221
DIDN'T I?
1524
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:41,019
Georgia:
AAAAH!
1525
01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:42,499
OWWWW!
1526
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:43,848
AAAAH!
1527
01:10:43,891 --> 01:10:46,416
BREATHE SLOW.
BREATHE SLOW.
1528
01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:47,417
SLOW, OUT.
1529
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,506
AAH!THAT'S THE WAY
I DID IT.
1530
01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:51,595
I KNOW WHAT YOU'REGOING THROUGH. SLOW IN.
1531
01:10:51,638 --> 01:10:53,640
NOW, SWEETHEART, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO PUSH HARDER.
1532
01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:54,772
WAIT. WAIT,
WAIT, I GOT SOME HELP.
1533
01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:57,688
VERY GOOD.
SOMETHING'S CROWNING.
1534
01:10:57,731 --> 01:10:58,689
HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE. OH, HERE IT COMES.
1535
01:10:58,732 --> 01:11:00,821
HERE. BITE!
BITE HARD!
1536
01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:01,561
[ SPITS ]
1537
01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:03,824
WHAT IS THAT?!
1538
01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,391
THAT WAS
THE DOGGIE TREAT.
1539
01:11:05,435 --> 01:11:06,349
ONE MORE GOOD PUSH.
1540
01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,654
I CAN'T!
1541
01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:09,047
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. COME HERE.
1542
01:11:09,090 --> 01:11:11,832
COME HERE!
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
1543
01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,312
I'M YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
YOU HEARING ME?
1544
01:11:13,356 --> 01:11:15,706
NOW, YOU BREATHE DEEP
AND YOU PUSH HARD.
1545
01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,621
YOU PUSH AND YOU PUSH!
1546
01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:20,450
YOU PUSH HARDER,
HARDER, HARDER, HARDER,
1547
01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:22,016
OR I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE
AND GET A PLUNGER
1548
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,844
AND SUCK THAT BABY
OUT OF YOU!
1549
01:11:23,888 --> 01:11:25,672
AAAAH!
1550
01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:27,283
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
1551
01:11:27,326 --> 01:11:28,675
OPEN UP!AAAAH!
1552
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:32,375
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1553
01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:34,768
[ CRYING ]AW, HE'S SO CUTE.
1554
01:11:36,161 --> 01:11:37,293
AW!
1555
01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:40,339
HE'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
BABY BOY!
1556
01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:42,298
I'M GONNA NAME HIM
CALIFORNIA...
1557
01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:44,735
CAL FOR SHORT.
1558
01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,171
GEORGIA, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS.
1559
01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:48,042
NOW, JUST GIVE ME
A LITTLE LOOK AT THIS.
1560
01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:49,130
I WANT TO SEE YOU
CLOSE UP.
1561
01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:50,741
OH!
1562
01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:53,483
[ CRYING ]
1563
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:56,094
OH, HE'S SO PRECIOUS.
1564
01:11:56,137 --> 01:11:59,140
HEY, SOMETHING WRONG
WITH HIS EYES.
1565
01:11:59,184 --> 01:12:00,359
UM...
1566
01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:01,317
YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE CROOKED.
1567
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,101
[ LAUGHS ]
1568
01:12:03,144 --> 01:12:05,495
GEORGIA PEACH...
[ SNIFFS ]
1569
01:12:05,538 --> 01:12:07,235
YOU BEEN EATING
TOO MANY EGG ROLLS?
1570
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:09,977
OH, THERE YOU GO,
HONEY.
1571
01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:12,066
[ LAUGHS ]EASY THERE.
1572
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:12,806
[ CRIES ]
1573
01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,417
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
1574
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,201
[ COOING ]
1575
01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:25,341
OH, I'M JUST SO GLADYOU COULD MAKE IT, SON.
1576
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:27,168
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
I HAD AN A.A. MEETING.
1577
01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:28,692
OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOVELYOUR SORRYS ELSEWHERE,
1578
01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,084
'CAUSE WE ARE FULL.
1579
01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:32,217
I HAD A MEETING...
1580
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:32,783
SHUT!
1581
01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:34,567
...MOTHER.
1582
01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:38,789
CALIFORNIA THEODORE
MIRABEAU.
1583
01:12:38,832 --> 01:12:40,312
THAT'S HIS NAME,
LORD HELP HIM.
1584
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:44,142
YOU WERE CALLED
22 HOURS AGO,
1585
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:47,188
AND THAT GIRL STILL NAMED HER BABY AFTER YOU.
1586
01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:49,713
NOW, HOW MUCH OF THATA.A. CRAP YOU GONNA DO
1587
01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:52,890
BEFORE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCHLIFE YOU ARE MISSING?
1588
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:56,415
YOU WANT THE CARD,
MOTHER?
1589
01:12:58,548 --> 01:13:00,811
Maine:
AW, HE'S SO CUTE!
1590
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:09,210
ALL I'VE DONE IS SCREW UP
YOU GIRLS' LIVES, HAVEN'T I?
1591
01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:13,389
YOU COULD...TRY HARDER.
1592
01:13:39,066 --> 01:13:40,067
[ Thinking ]
MONDAY, TUESDAY,
1593
01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,504
WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY.
1594
01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,766
WHAT DAY SHOULD I BUY
MY TICKET?
1595
01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:50,077
MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY.
1596
01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:52,166
TODAY, TOMORROW,
DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
1597
01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:55,126
MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY.
1598
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,175
WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY.
1599
01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:02,786
THURSDAY, THURSDAY!
FRIDAY, FRIDAY!
1600
01:14:02,829 --> 01:14:04,440
FRIDAY, FRIDAY...
TODAY!
1601
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,267
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
1602
01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:25,635
GOING TO SCHOOL.
1603
01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:27,158
BYE!
1604
01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:36,515
[ BEEPING ]
1605
01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:38,125
GOOD BREASTS, GOOD BOOBS,YOU KNOW?[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1606
01:14:38,169 --> 01:14:39,039
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.
1607
01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,435
HELLO?
1608
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,436
Millie:
Carolina...
1609
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,264
I need you to go to the bookstore.
1610
01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:49,267
UH, OKAY.
I'LL GO TONIGHT.
1611
01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:51,051
MNH-MNH.YOU'LL GO TODAY, 3:00.
1612
01:14:51,095 --> 01:14:52,313
I'M WORKING ALL DAY,
GRANDMA.
1613
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:54,794
For once in your life, you do what I tell you.
1614
01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:56,709
My book comes in
at 3:00 P.M. today
1615
01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:59,451
at that bookstore
that you like.
1616
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,801
THEY WON'T HOLD ITA MOMENT AFTER THAT, HONEY.
1617
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:04,804
I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMEKIND OF RUN GOING ON IT.
1618
01:15:04,848 --> 01:15:06,545
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
1619
01:15:06,589 --> 01:15:08,286
BYE-BYE, HONEY.
1620
01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:22,474
EMILY, WHAT'S THE DEALWITH THE CANDY BARS? PREGNANT?
1621
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,257
[ LAUGHS ]
1622
01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:24,781
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU.
1623
01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,217
NEXT.
1624
01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:30,047
ONE TICKET.
1625
01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,657
YOU GOT I.D.?
1626
01:15:33,224 --> 01:15:34,834
NO I.D., NO 24 MILLION.
1627
01:15:34,878 --> 01:15:36,488
I MUST PLAY.
THIS IS THE WEEK.
1628
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,533
THE HORSE TOLD ME SO.
1629
01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:38,577
[ SARCASTICALLY
WHINNIES ]
1630
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,840
YOU LISTEN TO ME,
SCUMBUCKET!
1631
01:15:40,884 --> 01:15:43,060
THAT HORSE SHUDDERED ME.
THESE ARE THE WINNING NUMBERS.
1632
01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:44,191
THEY'RE GOING TO WIN TODAY,
1633
01:15:44,235 --> 01:15:45,149
AND YOU'RE GOING TO
SELL ME A TICKET.
1634
01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:46,585
RIGHT NOW!
1635
01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:49,414
NO I.D., NO TICKET.
1636
01:15:50,981 --> 01:15:55,289
AAAAH!
1637
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,204
NEXT.
1638
01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,945
HI, ERNIE.
1639
01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:02,906
WHY AIN'T SHE
IN SCHOOL?
1640
01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:04,647
SHE TRIED TO BUY A LOTTERYTICKET AT THE LIQUOR STORE.
1641
01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:06,344
THAT DIDN'T WORK,
SO SHE CAME TO ME,
1642
01:16:06,387 --> 01:16:07,911
ASKED ME TO DO IT
FOR HER.
1643
01:16:07,954 --> 01:16:10,435
DID YOU BUY HER
THE TICKET, ERNIE?
1644
01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:12,480
CONSIDERING HOW SHE LOOKED,I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER
1645
01:16:12,524 --> 01:16:14,091
IF I BROUGHT HER HOMETO YOU FIRST,
1646
01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:15,962
SEE WHAT YOU WANTED
ME TO DO.
1647
01:16:16,006 --> 01:16:17,355
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
1648
01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:19,096
CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME,MILLIE.
1649
01:16:19,139 --> 01:16:21,011
I'LL CALL YOU
IF I NEED YOU, ERNIE.
1650
01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:27,017
MAINE!
1651
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,540
YOU SAIDI HAD TO KNOW THE DAY!
1652
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,803
TODAY THE HORSE'S SPIRIT
ENTERED ME,
1653
01:16:30,847 --> 01:16:34,938
AND TODAY WAS THE DAY I WASSUPPOSED TO WIN $24 MILLION!
1654
01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:36,374
HONEY, THAT IS CRAZY.
1655
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,680
[ Crying ]
I'M NOT CRAZY!
1656
01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:41,031
WHY DON'T
YOU BELIEVE ME?
1657
01:16:41,074 --> 01:16:42,554
HONEY, OKAY.[ SOBBING ]
1658
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,338
OKAY. OKAY, BABY.
COME ON, SIT DOWN.
1659
01:16:44,382 --> 01:16:45,601
WHY DON'T
YOU BELIEVE ME?SIT DOWN.
1660
01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:46,427
SIT DOWN!
1661
01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:49,169
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
1662
01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:50,736
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME
BELIEVING YOU.
1663
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,172
IT ISN'T.
1664
01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:54,827
IT -- IT'S ABOUT WHERE
YOU PUT YOUR DREAMS, HONEY.
1665
01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:57,917
NOW, I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO BE A NORMAL CHILD,
1666
01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,745
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT
THE MIRABEAU WAY.
1667
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,529
I'M JUST ASKING THAT YOU BE
A LITTLE BIT SMARTER
1668
01:17:01,573 --> 01:17:03,444
ABOUT YOUR CRAZY SIDE,
OKAY?
1669
01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:06,186
OKAY?
1670
01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:06,926
YEAH?
1671
01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:07,927
YEAH.
1672
01:17:07,971 --> 01:17:09,842
OKAY.
1673
01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:10,843
THAT'S MY BABY.
1674
01:17:10,887 --> 01:17:12,018
UH-HUH.
1675
01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,020
GOOD GIRL.
1676
01:17:14,064 --> 01:17:17,110
HI, DO YOU HAVE A BOOKON HOLD FOR MIRABEAU?
1677
01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:36,086
YOU KNOW,
HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW.
1678
01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:37,653
THE AUTHOR.
HE'S GIVING A READING.
1679
01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:42,222
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1680
01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:46,444
I'M GOING TO
THE MARKET, GIRLS.
1681
01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:48,925
YOU TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLEBABY, MY LITTLE SWEETHEART.
1682
01:17:51,579 --> 01:17:56,019
MAINE...
1683
01:17:56,062 --> 01:17:59,675
NO MORE TRIPS TO LIQUOR STORES DRESSED UP LIKE A HARLOT.
1684
01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:00,763
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
1685
01:18:00,806 --> 01:18:02,721
I'LL KEEP
AN EYE ON HER.
1686
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,114
OKAY.
1687
01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:18,606
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
1688
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:20,826
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1689
01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:24,874
"CAROLINA STOOD UP NAKED
OUT OF THE TUB
1690
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,876
"AND ASKED FOR A TOWEL.
1691
01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:28,573
"LOOKING AT THE FLOOR,
HE HELD ONE OPEN,
1692
01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,096
"AND AS SHE MOVED INTO IT,
1693
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:35,798
"HER FOREHEAD CAME TO REST
ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER.
1694
01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:38,104
"WATER FROM HER HAIR
STAINED HIS SHIRT...
1695
01:18:38,148 --> 01:18:41,673
"AND CHILLED HIS SKIN.
1696
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,762
"HER FACE WAS NOW
SO CLOSE TO HIS
1697
01:18:43,806 --> 01:18:44,937
"THAT SHE LOOKED DISTORTED,
1698
01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:47,244
"AND IT CAME AS
A TERRIBLE SURPRISE
1699
01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:50,508
THAT HE LOVED HER EVEN
MORE AT THIS PROXIMITY."
1700
01:18:50,551 --> 01:18:51,944
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
1701
01:18:51,988 --> 01:18:54,773
"HE REALIZED, HOWEVER,
THAT TO HER,
1702
01:18:54,817 --> 01:18:56,557
HE WOULD NEVER BE MORE
THAN A CLOSE FRIEND..."
1703
01:18:56,601 --> 01:18:58,168
HELLO? "AND LATER,
ALONE IN HIS APARTMENT..."
1704
01:18:58,211 --> 01:19:00,387
MAINE.
NO, NOT NOW.
1705
01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:01,606
I'M -- I'M BUSY.
1706
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:04,652
MAI--
1707
01:19:04,696 --> 01:19:07,394
MAINE,
S-STOP CRYING, HONEY.
1708
01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:08,961
"SITTING ON A CHAIR..."
1709
01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:17,274
LET ME TALK
TO THE POLICE.
1710
01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:22,583
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
1711
01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:32,289
EXCUSE ME, UM...
1712
01:19:32,332 --> 01:19:34,204
I'M CAROLINA MIRABEAU.
1713
01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:36,119
I-I WAS BROUGHT HERE --
1714
01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:37,381
I WAS TOLD THAT...
1715
01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:39,296
MY GRANDMOTHER DIED
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
1716
01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:44,605
MIRABEAU.
1717
01:20:07,628 --> 01:20:09,979
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
1718
01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:29,650
HAVE A NICE DAY.
1719
01:20:29,694 --> 01:20:30,521
NEXT.
1720
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,696
HI, I'M HERE TO PICK UP
1721
01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:33,916
MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS
FROM HER CAR.
1722
01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:36,657
IT'S THE RED CHEVELLE.
1723
01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:37,876
MILLICENT MIRABEAU
WAS HER NAME.
1724
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,270
HERE'S MY I.D.
1725
01:20:40,313 --> 01:20:44,927
THAT'LL BE $128.
1726
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:45,449
WHAT?
1727
01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:46,798
$128.
1728
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,713
TOW, TAX,
STORAGE, RELEASE.
1729
01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:51,629
FINE. OKAY.
1730
01:20:51,672 --> 01:20:52,935
HERE.
1731
01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:54,066
DON'T TAKE CREDIT.
1732
01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:55,589
DON'T TAKE CHECKS.
1733
01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:59,463
CASH ONLY.
1734
01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:00,899
A-ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BRING CASH TOMORROW.
1735
01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:03,902
JUST GIVE ME
HER THINGS, PLEASE.
1736
01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:05,686
WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT.
1737
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,429
ALL I WANT IS HER STUFF.
1738
01:21:09,473 --> 01:21:11,170
I -- SHE WAS KILLED
YESTERDAY.
1739
01:21:11,214 --> 01:21:12,389
DOESN'T THAT
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
1740
01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,782
WELL, I'M SORRYFOR YOUR LOSS, MA'AM,
1741
01:21:14,826 --> 01:21:18,351
BUT, UH, I'M RUNNING
A BUSINESS HERE.
1742
01:21:18,395 --> 01:21:20,832
SIR, THIS IS NOT ABOUT
YOUR BUSINESS!
1743
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,094
THIS IS ABOUT
SOMEONE'S LIFE, OKAY?
1744
01:21:22,138 --> 01:21:22,790
GIVE ME THAT!
1745
01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:23,617
WHOA!
1746
01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:24,923
YOU BASTARD!
1747
01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:26,229
[ Crying ]
THIS IS NOT --
1748
01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:29,928
HOW DARE YOU! THOSE ARE
MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS!
1749
01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:32,539
GIVE THAT TO ME!
JESUS!
1750
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:33,932
THOSE ARE
MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS!
1751
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:36,848
THOSE ARE NOT YOURS,
THOSE ARE MINE!
1752
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:37,893
[ SOBBING ]
1753
01:21:50,296 --> 01:21:53,909
I...NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE.
1754
01:21:57,434 --> 01:21:58,783
THANK YOU.
1755
01:22:06,617 --> 01:22:07,748
[ CRYING ]
1756
01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:26,245
YOUR DADDY WASN'T ALWAYS
A DRUNK, YOU KNOW.
1757
01:22:26,289 --> 01:22:28,987
HE TOOK GOOD CARE
OF YOU GIRLS...
1758
01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,641
RIGHT UP UNTIL THE TIME
THAT YOUR MAMA PASSED.
1759
01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:35,167
YEAH, I KNOW ALL THAT,AUNT MARILYN.
1760
01:22:35,211 --> 01:22:37,256
SHE DIED AND THEN
HE STARTED DRINKING.
1761
01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:38,257
YEAH.
1762
01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:39,955
BUT, BABY...
1763
01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:41,913
IT'S THE PART
BEFORE THAT...
1764
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,959
THAT NOBODY EVER
TOLD YOU ABOUT.
1765
01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:49,181
MAINLY BECAUSE...
1766
01:22:49,225 --> 01:22:51,401
WELL, GRANDMA TOLD ME
THAT SHE'D...
1767
01:22:51,444 --> 01:22:55,796
TOSS ME INTO A VAT
OF CHICKEN MANURE IF I DID.
1768
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:56,972
[ LAUGHS ]
1769
01:22:59,496 --> 01:23:01,541
YOUR GRANDMA
SAVED YOUR LIFE.
1770
01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:03,065
WHAT?
1771
01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:07,634
WELL, YOU SEE...
1772
01:23:07,678 --> 01:23:09,462
YOUR MAMA
HAD RICH PARENTS.
1773
01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:12,726
SO WHEN THEY LEARNED THAT
YOUR MAMA GOT KNOCKED UP...
1774
01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:18,254
THEY TOOK HER STRAIGHT
TO THE ABORTION CLINIC.
1775
01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:21,213
SEE, YOUR GRANDMA
HAD A DIFFERENT VIEW.
1776
01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:28,394
SHE MARCHED
RIGHT INTO THAT PLACE
1777
01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:34,052
LIKE A FIERY-WINGED BANSHEE
FROM HELL.
1778
01:23:34,096 --> 01:23:35,662
NOW, THAT'S MY BOY'S BABY
IN THERE,
1779
01:23:35,706 --> 01:23:37,055
AND IT'S GONNA GET BORN
1780
01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:38,709
IF I HAVE TO SHOOT
EVERY LAST ONE OF Y'ALL.
1781
01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:40,319
OUTSIDE, MISSY.
1782
01:23:40,363 --> 01:23:41,973
OUT.
1783
01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:03,734
SURE AS SHIT'S QUIET
AROUND HERE WITHOUT HER,
1784
01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:04,952
AIN'T IT?
1785
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,197
[ LAUGHS ]
1786
01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:45,689
[ CRYING ]
1787
01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,560
IT'S OKAY, CAL.
1788
01:24:47,604 --> 01:24:49,736
IT'S OKAY.
SEE?
1789
01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:50,868
Man on TV: AND NOW,
THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS.
1790
01:24:52,652 --> 01:24:53,697
4.
1791
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,438
27.
1792
01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:56,221
27.
1793
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,092
7.
1794
01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:58,049
7.
1795
01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,920
16.
1796
01:24:59,964 --> 01:25:01,270
16.
1797
01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:02,009
9.
1798
01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,010
9.
1799
01:25:03,054 --> 01:25:03,794
26.
1800
01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:09,016
AND 26.
1801
01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:10,366
GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE. IT'S A BIG ONE.
1802
01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,019
Woman: HEY, HEY, HEY,
CALIFORNIA,
1803
01:25:12,063 --> 01:25:15,022
WOW, TONIGHT'S JACKPOT
IS HUGE.
1804
01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:16,328
I HOPE YOU GOT
YOUR LUCKY PICKS HERE,
1805
01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:18,025
'CAUSE HERE WE GO.
1806
01:25:18,069 --> 01:25:19,375
THOSE WERE MY NUMBERS.
1807
01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:20,941
[ CRYING ]
1808
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,190
"DEAR GRANDMA MIRABEAU,
IT'S TIME TO COME CLEAN.
1809
01:25:52,234 --> 01:25:53,713
"I'M DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE.
1810
01:25:53,757 --> 01:25:56,673
Albert: "YEP, ME.
1811
01:25:56,716 --> 01:25:57,804
"I DIDN'T TELL YOU AT FIRST
BECAUSE YOUR COMMENTS
1812
01:25:57,848 --> 01:25:59,241
"WERE ALWAYS SO REFRESHING.
1813
01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:00,938
"I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS BOOK.
1814
01:26:00,981 --> 01:26:03,897
"THERE'S A LOT OF TALKING,
1815
01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:06,378
"BUT THERE'S A LOT
OF LOVING IN IT, TOO.
1816
01:26:06,422 --> 01:26:07,945
"TAKE CARE OF HER FOR ME.
1817
01:26:07,988 --> 01:26:08,859
ALBERT."
1818
01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:38,236
I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
1819
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,672
WHAT IS IT?
1820
01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,196
OPEN IT AND FIND OUT.
1821
01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,247
ARE THOSE
LOTTERY TICKETS?
1822
01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,249
THEY WERE
IN GRANDMA'S CAR...
1823
01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,077
IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
1824
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:56,907
SHE WAS PLAYING
MY NUMBERS?
1825
01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:58,213
YEP.
1826
01:26:58,256 --> 01:26:59,779
EVERY DAY.
1827
01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:04,393
WELL, DID GRANDMA PLAY THEMTHE DAY OF THE ACCIDENT?
1828
01:27:04,436 --> 01:27:06,177
THE DAY THAT
MAINE'S NUMBERS WON?
1829
01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:14,533
NO.
1830
01:27:14,577 --> 01:27:16,274
THAT MEANS
IT WAS MY FAULT.
1831
01:27:16,318 --> 01:27:18,798
SHE WAS DRIVING TO THE STORE
TO PLAY MY NUMBERS.
1832
01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:20,800
IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT,
MAINE.
1833
01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:26,066
IT WAS THE DRUNK DRIVER
WHO RAN A RED LIGHT'S FAULT.
1834
01:27:26,110 --> 01:27:27,198
SHE BELIEVED IN YOU.
1835
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,504
THAT'S WHY SHE PLAYED
YOUR NUMBERS.
1836
01:27:31,768 --> 01:27:34,510
ARE YOU SAD YOU DIDN'T WINTHE MONEY?
1837
01:27:34,553 --> 01:27:38,427
NO.
1838
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:40,298
IT PROBABLY WOULD'VE
RUINED MY LIFE.
1839
01:27:40,342 --> 01:27:41,952
MONEY DOES THAT,
YOU KNOW?
1840
01:27:41,995 --> 01:27:46,696
WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS THAT I WAS RIGHT.
1841
01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:47,871
AND I'M NOT GOING CRAZY,
1842
01:27:47,914 --> 01:27:49,394
BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT
ABOUT MY NUMBERS.
1843
01:27:49,438 --> 01:27:50,526
I WAS RIGHT.
1844
01:27:59,665 --> 01:28:01,406
[ DIALING ]
1845
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,541
[ Ringing ]
1846
01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:14,854
Hello, this is Albert. I'm out of town on a book tour.
1847
01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:16,943
Please leave a message. [ Beep ]
1848
01:28:16,987 --> 01:28:18,249
ALBERT...
1849
01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:30,043
[ Crying ]
GRANDMA DIED.
1850
01:28:35,701 --> 01:28:36,920
[ BEEPS ][ SIGHS ]
1851
01:28:47,496 --> 01:28:48,671
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
1852
01:28:48,714 --> 01:28:50,673
OF COURSE.
1853
01:28:50,716 --> 01:28:52,849
I JUST WISHTHAT I'D KNOWN EARLIER.
1854
01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,981
I'M SO SORRYI MISSED THE FUNERAL.
1855
01:28:55,025 --> 01:28:56,853
MAINE CUSSED OUT
THE MINISTER
1856
01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:58,594
FOR CALLING HER MILLIE
INSTEAD OF GRANDMA.
1857
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:04,904
I GOT THE LETTER
YOU SENT TO HER.
1858
01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,210
ALBERT --
1859
01:29:06,253 --> 01:29:09,039
CAROLINA --WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME FINISH.
1860
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:13,565
I KNOW I HAD THIS IMAGE
IN MY HEAD OF THE PERFECT GUY.
1861
01:29:13,609 --> 01:29:16,699
BUT IT WAS JUST AN IMAGE,
IT WASN'T A FACE.
1862
01:29:16,742 --> 01:29:18,091
YOU ARE THE FACE.
1863
01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:25,316
YOUR USUAL.
1864
01:29:26,926 --> 01:29:28,885
MNH-MNH.NO, I'M SORRY, BUT NO.
1865
01:29:46,598 --> 01:29:49,427
SAVE. SAVE. SAVE.
1866
01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:13,451
WHERE'S YOUR HOOKERS?
1867
01:30:13,495 --> 01:30:15,845
OH, THEY'RE GONNA
BE HERE SOON, HONEY.
1868
01:30:15,888 --> 01:30:18,064
WHY?
1869
01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:21,024
I JUST READ
"LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER."
1870
01:30:21,067 --> 01:30:22,417
I THINK
I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.
1871
01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:24,897
OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?
1872
01:30:24,941 --> 01:30:26,072
[ LAUGHS ]
1873
01:30:27,596 --> 01:30:28,510
[ SMOOCHES ]
1874
01:30:28,553 --> 01:30:32,339
I THINK HE WANTS
HIS DADDY.
1875
01:30:32,383 --> 01:30:33,993
HOW YOU DOIN'?[ CRYING ]
1876
01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:36,474
CHANG MOVED IN
LAST WEEK.
1877
01:30:36,518 --> 01:30:37,475
OH, WELCOME!
1878
01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:39,477
[ BARKING ]
1879
01:30:39,521 --> 01:30:42,959
[ LAUGHTER ]
1880
01:30:43,002 --> 01:30:45,222
OH, WHAT A LOVELY
LITTLE FUR PERSON!
1881
01:30:45,265 --> 01:30:46,484
Man on radio:
AND IT'S A LINE DRIVE OUT...
1882
01:30:46,528 --> 01:30:48,225
HEY!
OH!
1883
01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,400
HEY, CAL!
1884
01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:51,533
[ CHUCKLES ]
1885
01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:52,925
HELLO, BOOBY!
1886
01:30:52,969 --> 01:30:56,625
HEY!
1887
01:30:56,668 --> 01:30:58,583
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHO'S PLAYING?
1888
01:30:58,627 --> 01:30:59,932
HUH?
1889
01:30:59,976 --> 01:31:02,674
YOU KNOW, I, UM, QUIT MY JOBAT "THE PERFECT DATE."
1890
01:31:03,588 --> 01:31:04,589
REALLY?
1891
01:31:05,764 --> 01:31:09,942
DO YOU, UM, DO YOU HAVE
SOMETHING ELSE?
1892
01:31:09,986 --> 01:31:11,683
YEAH, I'M WORKINGON A NEW CABLE SHOW --
1893
01:31:11,727 --> 01:31:14,512
MAKING DOCUMENTARIES,DOING RESEARCH AND STUFF.
1894
01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:15,818
OH, WOW!
1895
01:31:15,861 --> 01:31:18,516
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
CONGRATULATIONS, CAROLINA.
1896
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,257
YEAH, I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
1897
01:31:27,917 --> 01:31:29,658
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1898
01:31:29,701 --> 01:31:32,312
YOUR GRANDMA ALWAYSASKED ME HERE, AND...
1899
01:31:32,356 --> 01:31:36,447
WELL, A LITTLE LATE,BUT, UM, BUT HERE I AM.
1900
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,405
OKAY.
1901
01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:43,236
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1902
01:31:44,977 --> 01:31:45,891
OKAY.
1903
01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:49,634
I THINK WE'RE READY.
1904
01:31:49,678 --> 01:31:51,114
[ COOING ]
WHO WILL CARVE
THE TURKEY?
1905
01:31:51,157 --> 01:31:52,071
I WILL.
1906
01:31:52,115 --> 01:31:53,159
WELL, WHO'S GONNA
SAY GRACE?
1907
01:31:53,203 --> 01:31:55,031
BOW YOUR HEADS.
1908
01:31:55,074 --> 01:31:57,903
AS GRANDMA WOULD SAY...
1909
01:31:57,947 --> 01:31:59,557
LORD, BLESS THIS FAMILY.
1910
01:31:59,601 --> 01:32:04,562
FILL THEIR BELLIES
AND KEEP THEM SAFE AND WARM.
1911
01:32:04,606 --> 01:32:08,348
THANK YOU FOR GIVING GEORGIA
AND CHANG A PERFECT BABY,
1912
01:32:08,392 --> 01:32:10,437
CROOKED EYES AND ALL.[ CRIES ]
1913
01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:13,440
THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING
MAINE TOO NORMAL.
1914
01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:18,576
THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE
OF GRANDMA.
1915
01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:21,492
SHE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL,
BUT NOBODY LOVED US BETTER.
1916
01:32:23,581 --> 01:32:26,541
AND NOW, LORD --
1917
01:32:26,584 --> 01:32:27,542
LET'S GET PERSONAL.
1918
01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:41,207
I'VE EATEN THANKSGIVING DINNERIN THE BACKYARD OF THIS HOUSE
1919
01:32:41,251 --> 01:32:43,470
FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS,
1920
01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:45,603
AND I PLAN ON DOING ITFOR THE NEXT 50.
1921
01:33:04,361 --> 01:33:06,668
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
1922
01:33:56,543 --> 01:34:00,417
♪ YOU MAKE MY WORDS
INTO A SONG ♪
1923
01:34:00,460 --> 01:34:04,290
♪ YOU MAKE MY DAYLIGHT
OUT OF DAWN ♪
1924
01:34:04,334 --> 01:34:08,381
♪ YOU'RE LIKE
THE CHOIR SINGING ♪
1925
01:34:08,425 --> 01:34:10,427
♪ OH, LET IT BE ♪
1926
01:34:10,470 --> 01:34:13,996
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME
1927
01:34:14,039 --> 01:34:17,826
♪ YOU'RE WHERE I END
AND WHERE I START ♪
1928
01:34:17,869 --> 01:34:25,094
♪ YOU ARE THE POSTMARK
ON MY HEART ♪
1929
01:34:25,137 --> 01:34:29,054
♪ YOU'RE ALL THE RIVERS FLOWING INTO THE SEA ♪
1930
01:34:29,098 --> 01:34:32,536
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME
1931
01:34:32,579 --> 01:34:33,972
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME
1932
01:34:34,016 --> 01:34:35,887
♪ WHEN ALL YOUR DREAMS
1933
01:34:35,931 --> 01:34:39,151
♪ AND ALL OF YOUR WISHES
1934
01:34:39,195 --> 01:34:43,025
♪ FINALLY TURN OUT RIGHT
1935
01:34:43,068 --> 01:34:49,248
♪ THE IN-BETWEENS
AND ALL THE NEAR-MISSES ♪
1936
01:34:49,292 --> 01:34:53,339
♪ SLOWLY FADE FROM SIGHT
1937
01:34:53,383 --> 01:34:56,603
♪ YOU ARE THE PUZZLE PIECE
I MISSED ♪
1938
01:34:56,647 --> 01:35:03,306
♪ YOU ARE THE PLOT
WITHOUT A TWIST ♪
1939
01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:07,049
♪ ALL THIS AND MORE OF WHAT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ♪
1940
01:35:07,092 --> 01:35:10,835
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME
1941
01:35:10,879 --> 01:35:13,011
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME
1942
01:35:13,055 --> 01:35:17,755
♪ ALL OF MY LIFE
NEVER SEEMED EMPTY ♪
1943
01:35:17,799 --> 01:35:21,890
♪ UNTIL YOU CAME INTO VIEW
1944
01:35:21,933 --> 01:35:25,589
♪ THAT'S WHEN I FOUND
HOW LONELINESS LEFT ME ♪
1945
01:35:25,632 --> 01:35:29,419
♪ NOW EVERYTHING'S BRAND-NEW
1946
01:35:29,462 --> 01:35:36,905
♪ YOURS IS THE HAND
INSIDE OF MINE ♪
1947
01:35:36,948 --> 01:35:40,996
♪ YOURS IS THE LOVE
I SWORE I'D FIND ♪
1948
01:35:41,039 --> 01:35:46,479
♪ YOU ANSWERED SOFTLY
MY UNSPOKEN PLEA ♪
1949
01:35:46,523 --> 01:35:48,786
♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1950
01:35:48,830 --> 01:35:54,183
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1951
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:56,098
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1952
01:35:56,141 --> 01:35:58,187
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1953
01:35:58,230 --> 01:36:00,537
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1954
01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:01,799
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1955
01:36:01,843 --> 01:36:05,672
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1956
01:36:05,716 --> 01:36:07,239
♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1957
01:36:07,283 --> 01:36:13,115
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1958
01:36:13,158 --> 01:36:15,421
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1959
01:36:15,465 --> 01:36:17,554
♪ THE VERY BEST PART OF ME
1960
01:36:17,597 --> 01:36:19,121
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1961
01:36:19,164 --> 01:36:21,036
♪ THE VERY BEST PART OF ME
1962
01:36:21,079 --> 01:36:23,081
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1963
01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:27,042
♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1964
01:36:32,438 --> 01:36:34,919
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1965
01:36:34,963 --> 01:36:37,269
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1966
01:36:37,313 --> 01:36:38,793
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1967
01:36:38,836 --> 01:36:40,838
♪ THE VERY BEST PART OF ME
1968
01:36:40,882 --> 01:36:44,407
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART
OF ME ♪
1969
01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:47,714
♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART
OF ME ♪
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