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[car honks]
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[frogs croaking]
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Welcome to Hollywood.
Wow!
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Impressive, right, HP?
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Why, it's almost as if
your world actually respects actors.
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Respects them? Ha!
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Around here
people worship actors as gods.
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[crowd cheering]
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If only that were me.
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I know my acting career
didn't really pan out,
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but maybe
I'd have a shot in this world.
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Possibly.
But Mr. X is after us, and he's seen you,
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so we need to keep
a low profile.
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[both]
He's gone. He's what?
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Hollywood,
here I come!
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[Hop Pop laughing]
[grunts, sighs]
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You know what?
I do not have the energy for this.
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[laughing]
Hey!
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[grunts]
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Ooh.
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Ah!
[grunts]
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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Happens a lot at these
old fogy auditions.
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What?
Auditions?
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Are you all actors?
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Guilty as charged.
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Still waiting
for my big break, though.
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Humphrey Westwood,
nice to meet ya.
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You an actor too?
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Oh, it's only my
singular passion.
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I'm Hopediah Plantar.
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Say, I thought I knew
all the senior male actors around here.
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You from out of town?
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Yep, way out of town.
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What, like Sacramento,
or--
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Okay, are you
Humphrey Westwood?
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Me? No.
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Why? Do we look alike?
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[gasps] Hopediah,
you should audition.
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Go ahead.
Take my spot in line.
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Oh, no, no.
I couldn't.
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Nonsense.
This town can be harsh on newcomers.
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So consider this
a welcome to Hollywood from me to you.
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Well, if you insist.
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Whoa!
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All right.
I'll set the scene for ya.
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You got this
elbow cream, right?
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You put it on.
You feel like brand new.
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You're so surprised,
you say...
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Ooh! Wow! Great!
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Hmm, no.
Not feeling it.
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Such a shame too
because everything else about you is literally perfect.
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Say what?
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[echoing]
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[gasps]
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That is
the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
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Everyone, we've got
a new catchphrase.
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Huh? Ooh.
[people cheering]
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Yep, can't see a thing.
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Hollywood?
More like Pollywood!
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Hmm?
There's Hop Pop.
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And it looks like
he didn't even cause any trouble.
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Hop Pop? Whoa, sorry.
You look just like someone I know.
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All right, this guy
got the part.
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Everyone else can go home.
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What the--
Wow!
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Way to go, HP.
Whoa!
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Are you kidding?
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Hey!
Congratulations, Hopediah.
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Humphrey, wait.
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I just realized,
I took your spot.
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Heck,
I might've just stolen your opportunity.
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Ah, pishposh.
It was one in a mil either way.
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I'm just happy it went
to a nice guy.
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Plus,
I've already waited 45 years for a break.
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What's a few more?
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Forty-five years?
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I know the feeling,
Humphrey.
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[sighs]
I still don't think this is a good idea.
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But as long as it's
for something small that no one sees,
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maybe it'll
be harmless.
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Do your elbows crack
when you bend them?
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[cracking]
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[advertiser]
Try Cracka-Lackin' elbow cream.
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Hop Pop!
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Whoa!
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[advertiser]
But wait, there's more.
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Say what?
Say what?
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Whoa, Hop Pop!
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You're on TV!
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How did I get inside
the picture box?
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And why am I saying lines
from that play I did yesterday?
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Bad news, guys.
It's on every channel.
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Hop Pop,
that wasn't a play.
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They were filming you
for a commercial.
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You lost me,
Anne.
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[groans]
This is not low profile.
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Oh! Do we live with
somebody famous?
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Should we be
charging rent?
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[grunts] What if Mr. X
sees one of these?
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Who?
Um, the secret agent who wants to catch us.
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Anne, he's a busy
federal employee.
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I'm sure he
doesn't have time for TV.
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[croaks]
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Just because I'm
a federal employee
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doesn't mean I can't enjoy
the odd episode of Judge Julie.
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[advertiser] Dry? Crusty?
Now you don't have to be.
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Say what?
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[shutter clicks]
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And they said
I was a fool to not pay for ad-free streaming.
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I still think
this is overkill.
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Sorry, but we need
to get the commercials pulled
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before this gets
out of contr-- Holy crud!
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[Sprig, Polly] Whoa!
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[sighs]
Awesome!
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Cool.
Terrible.
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I can't believe all it took
was getting trapped in another world
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to get my big break.
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But am I deserving?
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Am I living a dream
that should've gone to Humphrey?
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Am I-- On a T-shirt?
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[chuckles]
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[both] Ooh!
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Whoa!
They have mugs too!
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You have a catchphrase?
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This would actually
be pretty neat if it weren't so--
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
Hi. This is Mitch Harbor,
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calling for
Hopediah Plantar.
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Wait, Mitch Harbor?
The Mitch Harbor?
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Director of--
Fumagator I, II, and IV?
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Yep.
Now could I please speak to--
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[screams]
Hopediah Plantar.
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It's me. I'm Hopediah.
Not anyone else. Only me.
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HP, I love your work!
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I want you
to audition for a role in my latest film.
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Say what?
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[echoing]
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[people gasp]
Did you hear that?
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It sounded like
that guy in the commercial.
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Whoa,
is it really him?
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Meet you at 10:00 a.m.
at your office in the studio water tower?
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Just show up
and I get the part?
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Whoa!
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Hop Pop, don't even
think about-- [gasps]
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I'm sorry, Anne.
This is too big to pass up.
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No, Hop Pop!
Get back here!
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[bystander] Hey!
Don't push, man!
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[all grunt]
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Jenny, he's headed
for the studio lot.
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Meet me with reinforcements.
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We got him
for real this time.
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We've got to get to Hop Pop
before Mr. X does.
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Come on.
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[beeps]
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[chuckles]
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[worker grunting]
Wha-- Mm-hmm.
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[gasps, grunts]
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[grunts]
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Oh, no! Hop Pop!
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[gasps]
Who the heck are you people?
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No questions,
Earth man!
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[screams]
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[Sprig] Oh, my frog!
[Anne screams]
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[groans]
[grunts]
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All right.
Cue the pyrotechnics.
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Hey, this is actually
pretty realistic.
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[screams]
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Holy smokes!
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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Wait! Suspicion Island
is not real?
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Doy!
Don't be so gullible, dude.
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[all scream]
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Primthistle Manor!
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Lord Frankerton.
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And Lady Franklin!
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What do y'all
think you're doing?
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This here's
a closed set.
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Wait, your accent
isn't real?
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Who's gullible now,
Anne?
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[sighs, screams]
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[screams]
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[gasps, growls]
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[screams]
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[groaning]
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This is it, Hopediah.
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After today, you'll be
the biggest frog actor who ever lived!
190
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Ooh! Oh, I'm so sorry!
I didn't see you there.
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Humphrey?
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00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,682
Looks like you found out
my day job, Hopediah.
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Where are you off to?
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Oh, me? I, uh,
have an audition up there.
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With Mitch?
Bravo, my friend, bravo.
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Golly, what a break.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Even if I never make it,
it's enough to know an old fart like me did.
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Now get up there!
Mitch is waiting for you!
200
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[sighs] No, Humphrey.
He is waitin' for you.
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Huh?
What are you talking about?
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It's only
because of your kindness that I even had this chance.
203
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And it's high time
I return the favor.
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All right, Mr. Plantar,
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after hearing you read
those pages, I'm gonna have to say...
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you got the dang part!
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There he is! Get him!
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[items breaking,
fighting sounds]
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00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,734
No!
They got Hop Pop!
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00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,870
You kids sure about that?
211
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,139
Wait.
Then who did they catch?
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00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,008
[cackles]
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00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,843
Thought you could escape me,
huh?
214
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:16,416
Ow! Let go of my nose!
Wait, it's-it's not a false nose? But--
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00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:21,288
I don't believe this.
You dare treat Hollywood's newest star this way?
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00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,357
You'll be hearing from
my robust team of lawyers after this.
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00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,360
No. It can't be!
Not again! [shivers]
218
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All right, stand down.
Mr. X was wrong again.
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[growls]
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[car doors slam, engines start]
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Jenny,
I'm gonna need some ice cream, girl. A lot of ice cream.
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I don't get it.
You abandoned the audition?
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I didn't abandon it.
I just gave it to someone who's waited as long as I have.
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[whispers] Thank you.
225
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,292
I've already had a taste
of the spotlight, kids.
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It's time for this old frog
to stop pining after what he doesn't have
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00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,167
and start seriously protecting
the things he does.
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00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,804
Bravo, Hop Pop. Bravo.
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Besides, this whole experience
has taught me that the real power is behind the camera.
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[Anne] Wait. You don't mean--
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[Hop Pop] That's right, Anne!
From now on, I wanna be a director.
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