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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:52,665 You need one of these 2 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,207 women go mad for it! 3 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:34,998 Ingvar. 4 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,744 I asse. 5 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,619 Birger. 6 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:42,868 Roger. 7 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,457 - I could do with some help! - Coming! 8 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:50,708 A Swedish love story 9 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:52,072 That's my youngest boy. The eldest one has a repair shop. 10 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:58,495 He's doing well. He has five employees. 11 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:05,072 And he has a son, a crafty kid. 15 years old. 12 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:11,371 He got a moped when he turned 15. All the kids have to have them. 13 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:17,117 But that wife of his! She does nothing but water the flowers. 14 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:24,703 But they can afford it, so why not? You can't... 15 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:32,787 Wait until the social democrats get in. Things will change then! 16 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:50,457 Let's go to the park, there's more space there. 17 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:57,287 I assel I asse! 18 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:13,412 - Not too bad, thanks for asking. - I hope you're better soon. 19 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:16,040 Thank you. 20 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:24,117 - Hi, granddad! - So, you come to visit an old man? 21 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:28,451 - Where's dad and the others? - Over there. 22 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,165 Here he is! 23 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,123 Hello! 24 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:44,908 Turn round! I'm heading over to the bridge. 25 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:49,200 There's a pastry shop over there. Verner knows it. 26 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:02,165 Eva, darling... 27 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:05,871 Don't be sad. There, now... 28 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:14,033 Hi, Eva. Happy birthday. 29 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,124 Four cheers for eval 30 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,659 - Where's Roger? - Here. 31 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:05,825 - Such a nice family! - Verner has been here before. 32 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,742 Verner has been here before. 33 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,157 Hey, Lasse! 34 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:22,616 You can take that path down. 35 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,159 Looks like we have some entertainment! 36 00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:52,410 I thought I saw a glimpse of verner. 37 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,622 Hi, Lasse! Not too bad, thanks. 38 00:12:56,667 --> 00:13:01,536 Hello! Thank you. We can sit down here. 39 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:07,408 - Granddad can sit there. - I'll take the corner seat. 40 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,494 - Isn't this nice?! - And here are some flowers. 41 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:21,741 Thank you. I'll let the nurse take care of them. 42 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:48,123 - Isn't there a waitress? - No, you serve yourself here. 43 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:51,409 So, what do we want? 44 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:56,073 - I want coffee. - That sounds good! 45 00:13:56,125 --> 00:14:02,075 - A ham sandwich... - I don't know if they have that. 46 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:08,498 Damn kid! Are you trying to kill the old man? 47 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:17,074 Can I have another one? 48 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:22,156 - Do you want anything, Eva? - No, thanks. 49 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,997 - Do you want coffee? - Not me. 50 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:41,158 - Seven coffees. - Seven. 51 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,744 Shut up! 52 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,158 Can't you shut that dog up? 53 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:03,537 Hey! The dog there. Can't you shut it up? 54 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,583 It was my right elbow. 55 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:32,119 I don't know why you thought it was the left 56 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:39,994 but it was my left knee I injured when you were seven. 57 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:06,870 Par! Ask if they have an egg and anchovy sandwich! 58 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:15,911 Par! Salami is ok, too. 59 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,742 - Don't you want anything? - No thanks. 60 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,788 - Did they have anchovies? - No, only ham. 61 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,788 Here's your little cup. 62 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:18,826 And get rid of this tray. 63 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:21,457 - Annika's going to be there, too. - Yes. 64 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,332 Wow! What a flame! 65 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,537 Did you see that flame? 66 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:42,288 Do I have to climb over the table to get a sandwich? 67 00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:14,116 I guess it won't be long before you're discharged, granddad. 68 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:19,457 I'm not going to be discharged from here. Why would I? 69 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,991 I don't want to leave. 70 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,870 I don't want to leave! 71 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:37,122 This world isn't made for me. 72 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,489 It's not made for lonely people. 73 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,290 Do you hear me? 74 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:10,492 This world isn't made for lonely people. 75 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:19,492 Once I thought it could be... But it isn't! 76 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:34,114 I thought that life would one day be just as good for everyone... 77 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:39,077 But that hasn't happened. 78 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,207 Do you hear me? 79 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:58,577 - Don't run anyone over! - Watch out, then. 80 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,159 Am I doing all right? More? 81 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:25,746 There are 200,000 birds in this town. 82 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,574 And I only know seven. 83 00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:40,367 - Get a move on then! - You just have to be tough. 84 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,032 Cheers. 85 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:13,619 I wanted to be an airline stewardess. 86 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,538 The first time, they said they'd get back to me. 87 00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:25,115 Then a friend of mine said, "you're too tall." 88 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:30,749 And I never heard from them. 89 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:39,620 The next year, I got ill when they were having entry examinations. 90 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:49,579 By the time I got better, the classes had started and it was too late. 91 00:23:54,417 --> 00:24:00,663 The next year, the same friend said, "you could take a guide class. 92 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,332 "It's almost the same thing." 93 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:08,408 So I did. 94 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:15,541 I got there, and the instructor said, "do you speak english?" 95 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:18,290 A dark-skinned man with dark glasses. 96 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:23,197 There was a ceiling fan blowing. 97 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:29,906 "Sure," I said. "I know a little english and a little German." 98 00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:32,328 I was awfully nervous. 99 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:38,495 There were a bunch of other girls there who were just as nervous. 100 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,992 He had us turn this way and that. 101 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:51,704 They said they'd get back to us, but I never heard from them. 102 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:08,038 Sometimes I feel panicky because I'm not married. 103 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:18,665 When I see my old school friends with prams. I feel like... 104 00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:22,784 People are staring at me. 105 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:16,197 - Does an Annika live here? - Yes, why? 106 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,499 Hey! She lives here! 107 00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:54,997 Clear off. 108 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:29,531 I certainly don't have such terrible aim! 109 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:34,284 I want to know more about the striker. 110 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:37,909 - Can you help with this door? - Coming. 111 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:44,203 - Strikers are good for scoring goals. - Aren't they all? 112 00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:23,117 - Geneva v Marseille. - Away win! 113 00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:24,282 They're in the wrong place. 114 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:27,705 Take that one, we'll swap them round. 115 00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:39,330 - Frem Copenhagen v groningen? - Home win! 116 00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:56,577 - Sv furth v wiener sk? - Draw! 117 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:40,828 - Shouldn't they hang the other way? - No. 118 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:58,415 Let go. Now! 119 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,574 They swing a little unevenly. 120 00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:56,245 That's what happens when you waste your free time on it. 121 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:01,658 If we'd won the lottery, 122 00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:05,990 we wouldn't be hanging up this old crap! 123 00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:12,660 Gunhild, this was your idea. What do you want this crap for? 124 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,832 It doesn't serve any purpose. 125 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:28,033 And you didn't lift a finger! 126 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,332 I don't like the look of them. 127 00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:37,249 No 128 00:36:29,417 --> 00:36:31,373 Come on. 129 00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:18,499 = = == a 130 00:37:20,042 --> 00:37:23,239 - the balloon burst. - Aww. 131 00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:31,075 - How are you? - Fine. You? 132 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,374 Ok. 133 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:42,783 - I think he's tired now. - It's almost time for his nap. 134 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:19,616 Roger's balloon burst coming up the stairs. 135 00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:24,450 How are you? 136 00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:28,532 Just fine. 137 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:35,160 - How about you? - Ok. 138 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:41,705 - Are you beating the dog? - Don't get hysterical again! 139 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:47,747 - Are you moving in? - Shut up! 140 00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:53,160 - Annika, hurry up! - Come home early or I won't sleep. 141 00:38:57,542 --> 00:39:00,989 - Those kids will ruin that car. - Go and stop them. 142 00:39:01,042 --> 00:39:04,034 - I don't care about the car. - Really? 143 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:12,330 - Hi, iceman. What do you drive? - A peugeot, why? 144 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:17,119 - They're terrible. How's work? - Fine. 145 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:19,249 Wrong business. 146 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,324 If you want to drive a dented car, fine! 147 00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:27,035 Annika! This place is a morgue... 148 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:46,406 What's that on your neck? A lovebite? 149 00:39:57,708 --> 00:40:00,165 - Where are you going? - The domino. 150 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:06,581 - You like dancing? - Yeah. 151 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:11,660 - Who are you meeting there? - Lotta. 152 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:19,113 - Aren't you meeting a boy? - Yeah. 153 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:24,493 - Anyone special? - No. 154 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,864 I wanted to. I don't know why I didn't. 155 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:14,868 Everyone says that. Me too. 156 00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:23,454 I was there an hour, waiting for him. 157 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:28,073 But when he came, I didn't talk to him. 158 00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:35,534 And when he came towards me, I turned away. 159 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,536 Then he left. 160 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:48,788 Too bad. 161 00:43:52,833 --> 00:44:00,239 "Fortunately, your problem isn't unusual. We all do things we regret. 162 00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:04,410 "Ask yourself what you want, and do it. 163 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:08,497 "Then you'll know if you're unhappy for a reason." 164 00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:12,205 - That's just the way it is. - Maybe... 165 00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:17,078 Too bad you didn't talk to him. 166 00:44:21,042 --> 00:44:24,489 - It just didn't happen. - Say you don't get another chance? 167 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,616 What do you want me to tell her? 168 00:44:41,833 --> 00:44:45,496 I want to talk to her, I just can't. 169 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:49,581 Tell him I wanted to say hi, but... 170 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,331 Didn't 171 00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:58,744 I don't want to admit it. It feels silly. 172 00:44:58,792 --> 00:45:00,828 Why not? 173 00:45:04,042 --> 00:45:08,411 I don't want to admit that I __ 174 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:10,494 - I'll tell her. - No! 175 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,248 Nol 176 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:43,322 - You live up there? - Yes, but on the courtyard side. 177 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:37,164 Is par here? 178 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:41,117 Par! You have a visitor! 179 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:41,535 - That's not on. - What? 180 00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:45,742 - Bumping into people like that. - Like what? 181 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:52,574 You hit my knee. And you're making trouble. 182 00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:56,832 Knock it off. 183 00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:34,245 Where can [I buy cigarettes? 184 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:48,078 Annika. 185 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:53,580 In the room behind me, your mother is lying... 186 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:58,081 Destitute. 187 00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,782 And I'm a bastard. 188 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:21,040 = = 189 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,866 - where have you been? - Out. 190 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,905 I don't feel too happy. 191 00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:44,659 I'm sure it'll be better when we get a new flat. 192 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,411 Go to bed now. 193 00:54:25,542 --> 00:54:27,783 I'm going to get that bastard. 194 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,616 You all just stood there watching! 195 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,832 And her. 196 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:44,207 I don't give a shit about her! 197 00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:48,454 How can I go out with her now? 198 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:56,286 I can't take it! 199 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:03,494 You just watched! 200 00:55:11,792 --> 00:55:14,204 He doesn't give a shit about me... 201 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:13,324 Parl 202 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,866 parl 203 00:57:19,542 --> 00:57:22,204 par! Wait! 204 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,323 Wait! 205 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:03,865 Nol 206 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,039 Are you coming? 207 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:50,665 You'd better get ready. 208 00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:58,374 Don't you see how stupid you are? 209 00:59:58,417 --> 00:59:59,907 Idiot! 210 01:02:56,458 --> 01:02:58,870 - Annika, who is it? - Par. 211 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:02,910 Go in and sit in the living room. There are soft drinks in the fridge. 212 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,490 Hello. 213 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:14,374 - Hello. - Hi 214 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:24,119 - Hello. - Hi 215 01:03:29,708 --> 01:03:32,324 Aren't you going to get the pop? 216 01:03:33,417 --> 01:03:38,741 - What are you going to be? - I don't know. 217 01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:41,909 - You haven't made up your mind? - No. 218 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:57,580 - I see you're a musician. - Yeah, guitar. 219 01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:05,455 Then you must know guitar boogie. 220 01:04:09,542 --> 01:04:12,079 Do you know anything Spanish? 221 01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:14,748 No. 222 01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:21,249 Come prima? 223 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:24,248 No. 224 01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:28,078 That... 225 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,490 No. 226 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:42,080 And you don't know what you want to be? 227 01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:56,908 - Did you take a bath? - No, I just did my hair. 228 01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:01,748 Annika... 229 01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:06,124 Don't let him stay too long. 230 01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:35,582 - Would you like a sandwich? - Sure. 231 01:05:52,167 --> 01:05:55,785 - Cheese or salami? - Salami. 232 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,536 Is this a good look for me? 233 01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:40,578 How about this? 234 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:45,199 How about this? 235 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,582 Did you make these yourself? 236 01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,866 They're good. 237 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,619 - Go. - One, two, three... 238 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:17,828 That's the only chord I know. 239 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,490 I can't do it. 240 01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:22,832 Want some Sherry? 241 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:50,367 Peddling shoelaces? 242 01:12:51,125 --> 01:12:53,116 Go to hell, you bastard! 243 01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,332 = tre. 244 01:15:09,792 --> 01:15:11,874 It's only Eva. 245 01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:16,699 - Hello. - Hi 246 01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:59,117 Did it scare you when I came? 247 01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:02,867 - Why? - I don't know. 248 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:06,707 - Have you had fun? - Yeah. 249 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:10,574 And they're coming tonight. 250 01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:18,536 - How old are you again? - Almost 14. 251 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,582 I came up because... 252 01:16:24,292 --> 01:16:26,408 I don't know why I came. 253 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,286 I'm so lonely! 254 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:55,281 On this path I choose to roam 255 01:16:55,333 --> 01:17:02,739 free and high, it leads me home 256 01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:10,792 touched by the sun's eternal hand 257 01:17:11,292 --> 01:17:18,789 like a sea of mighty pines 258 01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:26,160 endless ancient mountain climes 259 01:17:27,167 --> 01:17:35,167 stretch before you in endless glory 260 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:39,198 Sweden 261 01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:43,285 Sweden 262 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:51,333 my fatherland 263 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:29,290 If only I had money! 264 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:34,324 I'd travel somewhere. 265 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:38,243 We couldn't afford to go to Spain. It's not going well for dad. 266 01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:34,080 Most of you know me, but just in case, 267 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:35,706 I'm lennart engkvist 268 01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:41,203 and I'm here to talk about our new marketing programme. 269 01:19:41,250 --> 01:19:45,198 You see before you a product in our new future line series: 270 01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,870 The rv 77. 271 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:54,780 Future line: The product range of the future. 272 01:19:57,917 --> 01:20:03,913 When Elsa met John, she was dating a hairdresser, sven. 273 01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:08,374 He was from dalarna. 274 01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:14,249 This is Erik. 275 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:22,325 - I dated him for two years. - He's pretty cute. 276 01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:25,744 He's at sea now. 277 01:20:30,917 --> 01:20:35,160 Dad doesn't like us talking about the past. 278 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:41,283 One of the old hands in this company, John hellberg. 279 01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:56,325 Dad thinks we're not interested if we don't come. He gets all hurt. 280 01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,537 Bertil edberg. 281 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,456 Nisse Nilsson. 282 01:21:18,417 --> 01:21:20,078 And sven Johansson. 283 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:28,790 And the winner is ticket number 71. 284 01:21:29,667 --> 01:21:31,532 Oh, that's me! 285 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,117 - Where have you been? - Making a phone call. 286 01:22:02,417 --> 01:22:05,534 - What train is she coming on? - The 7:30. 287 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:11,914 - What does her father do? - He's a salesman. 288 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:48,492 - Hi. How are you? - Fine. 289 01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:55,199 - What are you looking at? - You've got new glasses. 290 01:24:58,042 --> 01:25:00,658 Let me take your bag. 291 01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:02,578 It's big. 292 01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:05,867 I have to phone home. 293 01:25:13,417 --> 01:25:17,410 Mum wondered if you were a nice boy, whatever that means! 294 01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:44,665 Is that an engaged tone? 295 01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:49,495 That's an air-raid siren! 296 01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:52,999 The engaged tone is... 297 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,241 Hi, it's Annika. 298 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:05,374 The trip was great. 299 01:26:06,292 --> 01:26:08,157 Nah. 300 01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:14,039 No. 301 01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:18,283 - No. Mum wants to talk to you. - To me? 302 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:28,322 Hello. Uh-huh. 303 01:26:31,042 --> 01:26:32,578 No. 304 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:35,831 No. 305 01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:38,706 No, she won't. 306 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:40,832 Goodbye. 307 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:52,411 To the right a bit. 308 01:27:58,125 --> 01:28:00,207 There. 309 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:55,079 Here they come. 310 01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:33,700 - Hello. - Hi 311 01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:40,031 - how was your trip? Was it crowded? - Yes. 312 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:43,280 - Coffee? - Sure. 313 01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:48,873 - Shall we go fishing later? - Nah, I don't feel like it. 314 01:29:50,292 --> 01:29:53,204 Park your moped and I'll take the bag. 315 01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:12,115 - Will it be a big party? - Pretty big. 316 01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:18,491 This is my dad's fishing spot. 317 01:31:19,833 --> 01:31:22,370 Once he caught 18 pike here. 318 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:29,371 I bet he'll ask your dad to come and fish here. 319 01:31:30,708 --> 01:31:33,825 - My dad doesn't like fishing. - He doesn't? 320 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:38,117 - What does he like doing? - Hunting. 321 01:31:58,167 --> 01:31:59,907 Ow! 322 01:33:14,083 --> 01:33:15,619 Bedtime! 323 01:33:16,458 --> 01:33:18,323 Good night. 324 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:21,411 Let's go to bed. 325 01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:38,702 Are you sure you want the bottom bunk? Ok, then. 326 01:33:44,042 --> 01:33:46,408 We'll get up around 7:30. 327 01:34:04,458 --> 01:34:10,499 - Honey? Have you ordered crayfish? - What was that? 328 01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:14,370 - Have you ordered crayfish? - Yes. 329 01:34:16,167 --> 01:34:18,328 - Enough for everyone? - Yes. 330 01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:41,832 - Honey? - Yes? 331 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,457 - Did you buy party hats? - What was that? 332 01:34:45,167 --> 01:34:47,909 - Did you buy party hats? - Yes. 333 01:34:49,917 --> 01:34:52,624 - Enough for everyone? - Yes. 334 01:34:53,708 --> 01:34:56,040 - Honey? - Yes? 335 01:34:56,083 --> 01:34:59,746 It's too bad I didn't finish the chair before they came. 336 01:35:56,000 --> 01:36:01,120 - You're Annika's mother? Welcome. - My husband will be here at ten. 337 01:36:02,458 --> 01:36:04,323 Welcome. 338 01:36:05,583 --> 01:36:11,032 - Is he tired? Let's take him inside. - That would be nice. 339 01:36:12,542 --> 01:36:16,160 Hi, love. Dad will be here at ten. 340 01:36:20,458 --> 01:36:22,414 Hil 341 01:36:25,458 --> 01:36:27,574 - bertil. - Eva. 342 01:36:47,458 --> 01:36:52,828 - I just gave them a lift. - You will stay for some crayfish? 343 01:36:52,875 --> 01:36:54,581 Yes, do! 344 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:24,573 Have you heard this one? It was the first day of school 345 01:37:24,625 --> 01:37:30,996 and the teacher was writing down the kids' names as they came in. 346 01:37:31,042 --> 01:37:34,910 "What's your name?" "Nisse Karlsson." 347 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:37,491 "And you?" "Olle Karlsson." 348 01:37:38,167 --> 01:37:42,080 "And you?" "Sven Karlsson." 349 01:37:42,125 --> 01:37:48,872 "My goodness, are you triplets?" "Yeg" 350 01:37:48,917 --> 01:37:51,750 "why is your voice so deep?” 351 01:37:51,792 --> 01:37:55,239 "Mum only had two breasts, so I had to suck dad's" 352 01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:07,081 What about this one? 353 01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:11,372 A farmer and a farm hand are sat in the kitchen, 354 01:38:11,417 --> 01:38:17,743 getting ready to eat breakfast, porridge and milk. 355 01:38:18,833 --> 01:38:23,577 Then... let me see... Yeah, the farmer... 356 01:38:23,625 --> 01:38:29,040 Opened the window and threw out the porridge. 357 01:38:31,167 --> 01:38:37,788 The farm hand saw that, took the milk and threw it out too. 358 01:38:37,833 --> 01:38:42,406 "What on earth are you doing?” says the farmer. 359 01:38:44,375 --> 01:38:46,787 "Il thought we were going to have a picnic." 360 01:38:47,750 --> 01:38:52,494 This is very good. Did you make this salad yourself? 361 01:39:49,083 --> 01:39:52,371 - Look, here comes John! - Hil 362 01:40:02,792 --> 01:40:04,703 Fval 363 01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:11,915 hello! Have a seat and I'll heat up the food. 364 01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:14,036 Yes, there's food. 365 01:40:14,083 --> 01:40:17,826 - John hellberg. - Hello. 366 01:40:19,542 --> 01:40:21,624 John hellberg. 367 01:40:24,458 --> 01:40:27,120 - John hellberg. - Verner. 368 01:40:28,208 --> 01:40:30,699 Hi there, iceman! 369 01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:32,615 Hello. 370 01:40:36,875 --> 01:40:38,991 John hellberg. 371 01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:43,415 Here you are. 372 01:40:44,417 --> 01:40:46,453 A little hat. 373 01:40:50,917 --> 01:40:53,033 And a bib. 374 01:41:43,125 --> 01:41:46,492 Gunhild, come and have a drink with John. 375 01:41:46,542 --> 01:41:47,577 Cheers! 376 01:41:48,167 --> 01:41:50,704 Cheers. 377 01:41:56,375 --> 01:41:58,991 - I see you have electricity. - Yes. 378 01:42:02,083 --> 01:42:07,407 - I brought up a mini fridge... - I have an ice-cold basement. 379 01:42:12,583 --> 01:42:17,373 - Cheers... - Lasse. Cheers, John! 380 01:42:23,833 --> 01:42:29,157 Let's try the fridge anyway. You have electricity out here. 381 01:42:30,250 --> 01:42:34,493 Arne! Come and drink a toast with the refrigerator salesman. 382 01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:38,367 - Cheers! - John is his name. 383 01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:42,291 Cheers, you old banger merchant! 384 01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:49,867 He's being rude, this fridge pusher. 385 01:42:53,583 --> 01:42:54,698 Cheers, John. 386 01:43:03,292 --> 01:43:06,284 We'll catch a fish later, fresh from the lake. 387 01:43:06,417 --> 01:43:08,453 Who needs a fridge? 388 01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:11,707 Cheers, John! 389 01:43:17,375 --> 01:43:20,333 Bring your old car round and I'll paint it for you. 390 01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:06,449 They're supposed to be cold. 391 01:44:07,875 --> 01:44:11,572 - Even in the country. - If you have a basement... 392 01:44:21,083 --> 01:44:24,701 Who's sleeping in the tent? The ones with the jumpers? 393 01:44:46,042 --> 01:44:51,036 - Wine... it's not my strong point. - It's a question of temperature. 394 01:44:52,125 --> 01:44:53,831 \watch out! 395 01:45:07,417 --> 01:45:13,162 As I said, there's nothing wrong with the basement. Ice cold! 396 01:45:13,208 --> 01:45:16,120 But we can always give it a try. 397 01:45:27,500 --> 01:45:30,822 - Is it plugged in? - Yes. Didn't it light up? 398 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:33,082 I'll turn the plug around. 399 01:45:35,583 --> 01:45:38,620 - Did it light up now? - No. 400 01:45:38,667 --> 01:45:40,532 Shit! 401 01:46:02,625 --> 01:46:04,786 Do you want coffee? 402 01:46:04,875 --> 01:46:07,742 I was going to set off some fireworks. 403 01:46:34,125 --> 01:46:38,289 - Should I do it now? - Go ahead. 404 01:46:39,667 --> 01:46:43,706 John, did you bring a fishing rod? 405 01:46:43,750 --> 01:46:45,615 Shut up! 406 01:46:46,625 --> 01:46:48,616 Have you seen this before? 407 01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:52,331 John. 408 01:47:01,333 --> 01:47:03,119 John? 409 01:47:06,375 --> 01:47:07,785 John? 410 01:47:42,875 --> 01:47:44,991 Cheers! 411 01:47:48,583 --> 01:47:51,416 Bertil, cheers! 412 01:47:55,375 --> 01:47:58,538 - Things are about to liven up. - Bertil, light up. 413 01:48:00,500 --> 01:48:06,496 Be patient. You have to be careful. It might be damp. 414 01:48:07,333 --> 01:48:10,655 - I saved it from new year. - Light it. 415 01:48:19,583 --> 01:48:24,122 - Oh, I didn't see anything. - Do another! 416 01:48:24,167 --> 01:48:30,413 No, I only had one. You can't watch from in there! 417 01:48:38,625 --> 01:48:41,287 John, did you see it? 418 01:49:04,375 --> 01:49:07,492 - Elsa? - Yes. 419 01:49:10,083 --> 01:49:11,914 I want to make a speech. 420 01:49:13,750 --> 01:49:19,120 And if I got to make that speech, 421 01:49:19,167 --> 01:49:23,035 it would be to everyone on earth. 422 01:49:23,083 --> 01:49:25,620 All of humanity! 423 01:49:31,167 --> 01:49:35,661 I'd say that the whole world's just full of bastards. 424 01:49:35,667 --> 01:49:39,489 Do you hear me? 425 01:49:39,542 --> 01:49:41,624 Bastards! 426 01:49:49,417 --> 01:49:54,457 Elsa, I've wasted 45 years of my life. 427 01:50:24,458 --> 01:50:27,621 - Are you cold? - No, it's nice. 428 01:50:38,583 --> 01:50:43,873 And my daughter... I want her out of here - now! 429 01:50:46,250 --> 01:50:50,072 You won't turn her into a country bumpkin! 430 01:50:54,167 --> 01:50:59,241 She's going to be rich! Rich! Rich! Rich! 431 01:51:00,750 --> 01:51:06,370 You hear me? She's going to be rich! 432 01:51:09,208 --> 01:51:14,282 She won't have to kiss other people's arses like I've had to. 433 01:51:16,875 --> 01:51:20,493 Wasting her life on a load of bullshit! 434 01:51:30,250 --> 01:51:35,040 She's going to have money! Money! Money! Money! 435 01:51:36,583 --> 01:51:40,246 That's all that matters in this goddamn world! 436 01:51:44,417 --> 01:51:48,330 I know it! I know it! I know it! 437 01:51:56,167 --> 01:51:58,499 They'll walk all over you! 438 01:52:01,625 --> 01:52:03,911 Crush them! 439 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:06,742 Stamp on them, Annika! 440 01:52:14,042 --> 01:52:17,990 Stamp on them, Annika! 441 01:52:29,750 --> 01:52:33,038 Bertil! Here we are. 442 01:52:36,042 --> 01:52:38,283 - Is everyone coming? - Yes. 443 01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:44,992 - Hello! - Yes! 444 01:52:50,167 --> 01:52:52,499 - Is everyone coming? - Yes! 445 01:52:53,833 --> 01:52:57,621 I assel wait! 446 01:52:59,167 --> 01:53:00,828 This way. 447 01:53:12,333 --> 01:53:14,198 Harald! 448 01:53:15,708 --> 01:53:19,451 - There's a hat floating here. - It's not mine. 449 01:53:20,750 --> 01:53:24,072 - Does everyone have their hats? - Yes! 450 01:53:24,125 --> 01:53:26,707 Whose is this one, then? 451 01:53:27,917 --> 01:53:33,867 That John, he's such a loudmouth. 452 01:53:33,917 --> 01:53:40,493 I think we're all a little that way. Weren't you a little hard on him? 453 01:53:40,500 --> 01:53:43,116 I'll treat him to a drink later. 454 01:53:44,625 --> 01:53:51,406 Do you think it's John's hat? One of those little pointy ones. 455 01:53:51,458 --> 01:53:56,782 - Bertil! Where are you? - Here, out on the spit. 456 01:53:56,833 --> 01:53:58,369 John! 457 01:54:14,542 --> 01:54:16,874 - John! - No! 458 01:55:04,583 --> 01:55:07,416 This way, then. Arne! 459 01:56:56,750 --> 01:56:58,786 Where have they been? 460 01:56:58,833 --> 01:57:01,370 Fishing, I think. 461 01:57:07,875 --> 01:57:11,072 Lasse, here's the rocket! 30777

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