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me
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lucky slim heart is our hero's name
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making money is his favorite game
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he never loses on the toss of a dice and
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chasing women is his brief advice he had
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to leave england and a pregnant girl so
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he came over to the western world the
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passage that he wanted cost too much for
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him so the titanic sank without taking
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slim cause he's a lucky man
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a lucky man
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he's such a lucky man
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the luckiest man alive
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he made a million didn't lift a hand
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paid cash for a hundred acres of land
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and with a second million he built a
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heart house installed a piano played by
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your hand strauss the house had rooms
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with marble floors furnished our new
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velociluika toys sea sands in the
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bathrooms mirrors in the study that
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painted picasso dead of his body he's a
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lucky man
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a lucky man
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he's such a lucky man
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the luckiest man alive
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some heirs to his fortune completed the
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scene he fought the twin sons in 1914.
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martin and arthur were the boys handles
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a product of slim's extramarital
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scandals he's a lucky man
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yeah such a lucky man
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he's such a lucky man
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the luckiest man alive
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oh
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he's so lucky
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the world lost its shirt in 1929
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and slim one a railroad and an airline
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wall street collapsed one fateful night
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but slim went and bought everything in
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sight
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he had a thousand women trying to grab
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his cash and all of them treated poor
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slim like trash now it's belle haynes
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the roller derby queen she wants to
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marry slim now he's 103 because he's a
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lucky
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you're man a lucky man
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luckiest man alive
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hey
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wow
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oh
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get up
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rough
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but martin and i would be enjoying the
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cruise a lot more if you and pappy were
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both here with us
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yesterday martin and i were at the great
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wall of china
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when we came back everyone had to sleep
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on the ship because the electricity was
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off at the hotel
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so i'm sitting here in the lounge
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writing this
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martin was tired and went to bed
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tomorrow we set
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sail morning miss hames hi
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and how are we today how's she doing
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thomas's heart's feeling much better
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today wonderful our penis is hard
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dear stepmom hope you are feeling better
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the girls here are too young but we are
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having fun just the same
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we wish you and pappy could be here your
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loving stepsons art and martin
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isn't that sweet
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dear stepmom though we are having a good
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time all this travel has made us tired
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and some of us have decided to break off
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our trip and come home a month early we
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hope you're feeling well enough to meet
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us at the airport our flight arrives at
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10 a.m on the 5th of october and we are
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looking forward to seeing you in paris
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i beg your pardon with me this
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what is it miss hames
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i suppose you've already given the
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morning injection
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um no not yet why don't you do that now
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i'll wait here why thank you miss hames
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i'll go right now and get it
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would you like some tea or some coffee
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yeah coffee double cream triple sugar
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i'll be right back
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so
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here we go
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that was double cream and double sugar
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wasn't it triple oh right
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be careful it's very hot
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so
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you know the last time that dr proctor
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was over to visit mrs hart
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he said that there's still a small
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chance of her pulling out of a coma
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someday
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that's swell
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there
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all tidy now
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here uh
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why don't you go somewhere and uh sit
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we'll be back tonight at the usual time
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miss james
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have a nice day
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there
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all tidy now
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hey
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oh now now
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did you give him this morning daisy
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pancham yeah two just like you said good
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now there's something i want you to do
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go upstairs and get old mini ready
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i'm ready for what
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said she wasn't supposed to go anywhere
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just do what i'm telling you and hurry
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up i got a couple of calls to make and
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then we're going
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my big sweet strong sexy little boy
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i got a lot to do and not much time to
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do it
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no no no no mommy's got something to say
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to you no no no no no no no no no no
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first you gotta listen
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now i i just want to tell you something
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okay
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minnie died
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i was for onesies well here's tuesday
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here's five
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so
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attorney's office yeah carson it's me oh
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hi belle how can i help you today well
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mini heart bought the farm that's nice
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she took the big dirt nap uh-huh
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she passed on
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oh gee
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sorry to hear that especially after she
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just bought a farm
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yeah it's a shame i'm all broken up
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about it
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and it happened real
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well
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sort of fast i mean she didn't suffer
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much
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i'll tell you about it when i get to
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town day after tomorrow oh say belle
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about mrs hart what about her well how
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did the old cow finally go what
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you sound a little nervous
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i'll tell you about it when i hit town
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mm-hmm
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hey
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what day did you say we would come
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usually they have somebody to carry the
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bags for
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hope nothing's wrong
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we'll rent a car and drive up to the
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house and surprise
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do you know what the lead baron looks
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like usually they bring the car to you
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oh it says the other color silver or
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maybe it's that one
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no it's sort of a car silver
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well i don't think that's the one
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keywords
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get in let's go
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martin yes
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when was the last time you drove a car
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1945.
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can you uh
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can you see okay
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no not really
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i think the exits back the other way
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no i think you're right
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so
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i'll check the kitchen
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oh my god
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hospital bill gas built gas bill
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ambulance bill
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hospital bill
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hospital bill
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telephone disconnect notice
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this one is from a funeral home
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poor mindy we told pappy she was too old
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when he married her who would have
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thought she'd go into a coma on the
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honeymoon
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and the corruptable bodies of those who
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sleep in him shall be changed and made
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like unto his own glorious body
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according to the mighty workings whereby
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he is able to subdue all things unto
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himself
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hmm
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what is this what's going on here oh mr
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heart mr heart
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i didn't think you were coming wonder
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what happened mrs fuke what happened i
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didn't know how to get in touch with you
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oh it's so terrible
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i'm sorry but we didn't expect anyone
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else uh
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are you related yes mrs fuch is our maid
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i'm afraid you've you've missed the
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service
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happy would never allow a funeral like
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this
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this headstone is cardboard
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that that's just the temporary one you
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see we didn't have time to uh
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we could bring her back up and uh run
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through it again couldn't we phil i i
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don't think uh
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no no no no no no no
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but it was a beautiful little service
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corinthians chapter 15 psalm
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22 where is everybody
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we don't get the crowds we used to not
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interested
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just not interested
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the living just don't seem to have the
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time for the dead anymore
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sex
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that's all they're interested in now
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sex
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there certainly is a definite lack of
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tradition these days if we were to bury
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them topless they'd turn up for sure
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where's our papi i'm sorry i i don't
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know any papi who made these
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arrangements
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i i i can't quite recall but if if you
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like uh we could go over the car and and
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and take a look that's all very fine
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when they're living
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but when they're dead
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throw them in the ground
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um
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let's see let's see oh poor mrs hart i
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knew something like this would happen
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and i had to read about it in the paper
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we're
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obliged uh uh to put the notice in the
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paper
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god bless your soul
295
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poor dear
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may she rest in peace
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i knew she wouldn't be able to stand all
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that moving around
299
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i told belle haynes that bill hayes
300
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who's belle hayes that bill haynes when
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she first came to take care of the
302
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hearts she just plain took over well
303
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i've never heard of any bell haynes
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she came from the hospital
305
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at least she said she came from the
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hospital and i had my suspicions
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suspicions
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first thing she did was to have all the
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phones removed what happened to all the
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furniture carpets pianos books tables
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paintings
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i don't know
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i came to work one morning
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she met me at the front door
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she said your services are not required
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any longer
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and slam the door in my face oh my god
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and i never heard a thing
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until this came in the mail
320
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this isn't pappy's handwriting i can't
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read it
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that woman's kidnapped papi
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we've got to do something may i come too
324
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sorry wonder this is something that we
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have to do ourselves we have some
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refreshments in the trunk if you care to
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join us no thank you
328
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but this woman is a forgotten woman
329
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
332
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i'll be praying for you every night
333
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before i go to bed
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[Applause]
335
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as long as it comes through but that's
336
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how we got to get hitched that's all oh
337
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belle you don't have to be that way
338
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about it i saw that you and rex were
339
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still living together i figured you're
340
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trying to work things out christ's sakes
341
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carson what do you do in your spare time
342
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read fairy tales
343
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you know you never pay me and yet you
344
00:22:00,558 --> 00:22:03,839
asked for all these favors okay okay
345
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,519
we're all a little tight right now
346
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:08,079
minnie's insurance money's gonna tie us
347
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over till a big payoff comes
348
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what if he lives to be 104
349
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so it's only another eight months
350
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hey i'm just asking stick with me till
351
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then okay okay but no hitting okay
352
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:29,678
well hello miss haynes haven't seen you
353
00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:32,080
here in quite a while i need a marriage
354
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license oh then your divorce from rex
355
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has come through mind your own damn
356
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business chester and do your job
357
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do you have some identification
358
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[Music]
359
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end identification for your betrothed
360
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,640
who
361
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you're intended
362
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mr hart
363
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oh yeah
364
00:22:57,519 --> 00:23:00,480
why don't you say so
365
00:23:07,038 --> 00:23:10,720
i'm afraid i'll require something with
366
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his date and
367
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,558
place of birth isn't there some way we
368
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:17,200
can get around all this
369
00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:20,519
well the law does require some sort of
370
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,519
legal document
371
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,558
this legal enough for you
372
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i do have a crippled mother at home
373
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and my sister does need an operation so
374
00:23:33,599 --> 00:23:37,839
buy her some health insurance well
375
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fill out all sections on both sides of
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this form including 12 through 15 unless
377
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of course you've been married before in
378
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which case you fill in sections 12 a b
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and c and all of 13. now if your former
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spouse is deceased you fill in section
381
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14 a to d and ignore 12 and 13. if you
382
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were all right all right
383
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life is too short
384
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so
385
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[Music]
386
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we stay on this highway to route 33 then
387
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turn north on 104
388
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:09,640
do you want me to drive for a while
389
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:09,639
no i'm okay
390
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,278
it's getting late
391
00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:19,679
maybe we should find a place to stay for
392
00:25:17,278 --> 00:25:21,679
the night we're not resting till we get
393
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:25,798
up happy back there's no telling what
394
00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:25,798
that woman's done to it by now
395
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,399
it should be just about there
396
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,640
what's that
397
00:25:35,679 --> 00:25:39,360
what
398
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,360
that up ahead
399
00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:45,278
right stuff motor cart
400
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:47,359
doesn't look the same as it did on the
401
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:51,038
postcard though
402
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,038
i saw my dodge
403
00:25:51,679 --> 00:25:58,640
being a sound mind and body
404
00:25:56,558 --> 00:26:02,558
sound mind
405
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yeah i think i just sound mind
406
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declare this to be my
407
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last will and testament
408
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[Music]
409
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:16,079
because my darling rex haims will never
410
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,038
marry me now
411
00:26:16,079 --> 00:26:19,759
even
412
00:26:17,038 --> 00:26:21,679
when he is divorced from bell
413
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and being
414
00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:27,170
the air force base here just [ __ ] off
415
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this isn't any good
416
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[Music]
417
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:35,470
and there is
418
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no reason to go on living
419
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[Music]
420
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,440
i hereby
421
00:26:43,038 --> 00:26:45,440
leave
422
00:26:45,919 --> 00:26:48,480
everything
423
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:51,360
[Music]
424
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,360
which isn't much
425
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:57,919
to my friend
426
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:59,910
and only companion
427
00:26:57,919 --> 00:27:05,140
my daughter
428
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:05,140
[Music]
429
00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:11,250
customers
430
00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:25,200
customers
431
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:27,519
[Music]
432
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,080
i got one room left i can let you have
433
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:32,639
it for the off-season race only one well
434
00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:35,199
you don't look that busy to me
435
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,840
who said anything about being busy
436
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,919
i had to sell all the other units
437
00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:42,319
number one's the only unit i've got left
438
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:46,240
you want it
439
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:48,319
no uh all we want is some information oh
440
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,038
have uh have you got anybody staying
441
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:53,359
here present
442
00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:57,278
don't you hear so good
443
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,278
i've got one unit left
444
00:27:57,679 --> 00:28:02,559
there's nobody in it
445
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:05,120
so you boys can have it
446
00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:06,798
that means there's nobody here
447
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,719
was there an elderly gentleman staying
448
00:28:06,798 --> 00:28:11,440
here recently how much you willing to
449
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,759
pay do you take american express what's
450
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,759
that
451
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,558
that's zombie row where'd you get that
452
00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:21,599
that
453
00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:24,720
oh i got that payment for a room
454
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:24,719
i don't much like it
455
00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:31,360
from a woman called bell hames
456
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,719
maybe
457
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,639
why
458
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,200
are you friends of hers
459
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,840
yes yes where does she live
460
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:45,120
now if you were her friends you would
461
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:46,879
know that she lives at 45 20s cypherous
462
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:48,719
drive oh yes we know that but where's
463
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,399
cypress drive
464
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,759
then ladner
465
00:28:50,398 --> 00:28:57,158
it's 100 miles of that that way oh thank
466
00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:57,158
you very much
467
00:29:03,529 --> 00:29:06,618
[Music]
468
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:11,759
you'd better step on it still quite a
469
00:29:09,119 --> 00:29:17,118
way yeah
470
00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:17,118
[Music]
471
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,200
now i think we can slow down
472
00:29:33,789 --> 00:29:39,159
[Music]
473
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:49,778
we can't pass a gun it's just not right
474
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:49,778
[Music]
475
00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:55,839
sorry sister it's a bit cramped
476
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,839
but it's better than
477
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:59,780
[Music]
478
00:29:56,609 --> 00:29:59,779
[Applause]
479
00:30:15,679 --> 00:30:20,640
there's altogether too much crime
480
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,839
nowadays
481
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,840
we'll have to hitchhike
482
00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:39,108
[Music]
483
00:30:39,278 --> 00:30:42,278
okay
484
00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:53,450
[Music]
485
00:30:58,279 --> 00:31:04,000
[Music]
486
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:14,518
that's a house
487
00:31:18,558 --> 00:31:24,158
look happy there's our puppy papi
488
00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:24,740
puppy puppy
489
00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:26,159
puppy
490
00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:28,720
[Music]
491
00:31:26,159 --> 00:31:32,320
puppy must be that one-way glass no no
492
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:34,000
come on come on
493
00:31:32,319 --> 00:31:36,240
now we're going to get to the bottom of
494
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,240
this
495
00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:42,398
we're not going to get away with this
496
00:31:42,798 --> 00:31:46,079
yeah
497
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:47,439
we'd like to speak to our puppy i'm
498
00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:49,199
afraid you fellas got it wrong the old
499
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,880
folks home was about 16 blocks down that
500
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,960
way now we know he's in there and we'd
501
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:56,679
like to see him
502
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,679
just get lost okay
503
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:18,159
happy wake up peppa passed me lousy
504
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:22,080
christmas sons and we did not get ahold
505
00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:22,080
of your peeping times now beat it
506
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:33,120
we won't hesitate to report this to the
507
00:32:29,679 --> 00:32:33,120
apologies scram
508
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,840
hey chef looks like you got a couple of
509
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,840
carties
510
00:32:58,798 --> 00:33:02,558
maybe the surface is in town already
511
00:33:08,079 --> 00:33:13,119
are you the sheriff nashville schwartz
512
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:14,719
now what can i do for you boys well i'm
513
00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:16,479
art heart this is my brother martin it's
514
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,558
our papi he's being held against his
515
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,558
will how to unstall our car
516
00:33:18,558 --> 00:33:23,038
and our luggage and all our credit cards
517
00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:25,759
sorry not one thing at a time here
518
00:33:23,038 --> 00:33:27,440
now first of all
519
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:32,319
uh aren't you fellas too old to have a
520
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:32,320
papi oh he's 104 103 martin
521
00:33:32,558 --> 00:33:36,639
and a nun stole your car
522
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:39,120
i was only a rental car
523
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:42,000
i see and and this nun is uh keeping
524
00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:44,398
your 104 year old pappy 103.
525
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,919
hauling him against his will
526
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:48,398
no no no
527
00:33:45,919 --> 00:33:50,640
the hames woman who bellhanes do you
528
00:33:48,398 --> 00:33:51,839
know oh belle
529
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,519
half this town would have nothing to
530
00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:55,119
talk about it wasn't from belham oh
531
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:57,440
we've got to go after them no just a
532
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:59,839
minute hold on now now why would belle
533
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:02,320
haynes and your papi
534
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:04,240
be held against their will by none
535
00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:06,398
the nana has nothing to do with it well
536
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,320
then what happened to your car
537
00:34:06,398 --> 00:34:10,719
she stole it but she's nothing to do
538
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,380
with it the nun was a man all right all
539
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,638
right he's stolen
540
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:16,800
[Music]
541
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:20,399
now let me see if i've got this right
542
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:23,440
the nun who is a man no no no no no
543
00:34:20,398 --> 00:34:25,279
the nun is not any part of this
544
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:28,559
well then what happened to your car it
545
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,519
was an unstolen we saw our papi in her
546
00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:31,358
house
547
00:34:29,519 --> 00:34:34,239
but she wouldn't let us see him so we
548
00:34:31,358 --> 00:34:35,909
want you to go round to her house and
549
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:39,068
arrest her the nun
550
00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:39,068
[Music]
551
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:46,079
did you forget the man
552
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,078
she's got a right collection too
553
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:52,638
sheriff sheriff could you please
554
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:54,480
go around with us to her house and save
555
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:56,240
yourself
556
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,719
the nun's house
557
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:01,358
no no no no
558
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:03,439
belle hayden's house oh bellham's house
559
00:35:01,358 --> 00:35:04,860
yes that's a good idea
560
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,949
yeah we'll go on around
561
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:07,949
[Music]
562
00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:17,039
oh oh here mitch let me help you with
563
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,039
that thank
564
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,480
why nash what are you doing here oh
565
00:35:31,358 --> 00:35:34,319
belle
566
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,280
have you uh ever seen these two fellas
567
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,039
before
568
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,440
can't say that i have but sure if we're
569
00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:42,159
so cute are they in some sort of trouble
570
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:44,720
well you might say that
571
00:35:42,159 --> 00:35:48,000
you want to come inside
572
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,000
thank you come on ahead
573
00:35:51,838 --> 00:35:56,078
so what's all this about
574
00:35:54,239 --> 00:36:00,078
these boys here think that they're
575
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,079
holding their papi against his will
576
00:36:01,838 --> 00:36:05,599
ain't they a little old to have a pappy
577
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,319
so what do you think
578
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:11,440
well i think that um i should look
579
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,240
around
580
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:17,440
you think i'm lying no no no i
581
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,799
think i should look around
582
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,559
i see
583
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,760
all right come on in take a good look
584
00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:24,480
around
585
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:27,280
i got nothing to hide
586
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:31,119
look down here maybe you stuck your neck
587
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,119
now don't be like that bill
588
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,679
and he's in here
589
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,679
huh
590
00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:39,279
i hope you and the old farts realize i
591
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:42,960
don't have to do this without a search
592
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,960
warrant i appreciate that
593
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:46,320
get here
594
00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:47,759
here we are huh
595
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,200
not there
596
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:52,160
you want to look in the bedroom next
597
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:52,159
maybe he's in there
598
00:36:52,838 --> 00:36:56,960
oh not in here
599
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:07,358
the boy said something about some
600
00:37:03,358 --> 00:37:09,279
pictures be quiet here's some pictures
601
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:11,119
here they are
602
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,280
these what you're looking for
603
00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:17,480
huh maybe he's under here
604
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:17,480
you see him in there huh
605
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,400
well i don't see anything in here
606
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:38,800
well seen enough
607
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,440
i'm sorry bell it's uh i must have got
608
00:37:43,358 --> 00:37:47,519
the wrong information somewhere yeah
609
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,630
call before you come next time i'll make
610
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:52,759
refreshments
611
00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:52,760
[Applause]
612
00:37:55,519 --> 00:38:00,800
[Applause]
613
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,680
hey you all right old timer
614
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,929
[Music]
615
00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:18,799
now seeing my face been hit by a truck
616
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:22,640
there's really no need in living
617
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:25,359
and i'm determined to end it all forever
618
00:38:22,639 --> 00:38:25,358
this time
619
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:32,598
he was probably sick of drinking nothing
620
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,598
but whiskey anyway
621
00:38:40,079 --> 00:38:43,039
maybe we should let him have him from
622
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:44,639
now on you give him three dies of pam
623
00:38:43,039 --> 00:38:46,320
instead of two
624
00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:49,279
oh is this the bad hand that dialed the
625
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,280
child abuse number
626
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,320
oh jesus belle give it up no you can't
627
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,320
fight this thing my blood is thicker
628
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,640
than water oh yeah is it thicker than a
629
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,960
nice thick certificate of marriage
630
00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:03,838
i don't get it just give him the pills
631
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:06,240
come on cell answer the damn phone
632
00:39:03,838 --> 00:39:09,279
signed in person
633
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,279
selma dodge
634
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,240
no
635
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:19,519
that's not right you don't say sign in
636
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,519
person when it's on tape
637
00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:28,880
speaking selma that yourself
638
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,520
oh
639
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,519
hi belle
640
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:35,519
what can i do for you this time
641
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,799
you've been drinking
642
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:38,800
me
643
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,359
no
644
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,359
hey belle
645
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:45,359
guess who died yeah you can tell me
646
00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:46,559
about it when i get there
647
00:39:45,358 --> 00:39:47,759
oh
648
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:49,279
guess again
649
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,640
i need a place to hole up again for a
650
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:55,280
few days what do you say well sure
651
00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:57,679
i mean nothing's changed
652
00:39:55,280 --> 00:40:00,079
what a friend's for eh
653
00:39:57,679 --> 00:40:01,759
what's yours is mine and
654
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:04,880
vice versa
655
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:07,760
yeah right so anyway
656
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,119
i'll be there in the morning
657
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,599
oh
658
00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:13,519
hey belle
659
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:15,039
if i'm gone
660
00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:17,838
you just
661
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:20,838
let yourself in okay
662
00:40:17,838 --> 00:40:20,838
okay
663
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:44,800
[Music]
664
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,880
um
665
00:40:50,260 --> 00:41:01,349
[Music]
666
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:09,039
sheriff we saw what we saw when we saw
667
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:11,760
it yeah i know what i saw and i'm sorry
668
00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:14,079
i saw an editing
669
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,359
ah look colors what can i do i need
670
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:19,200
evidence
671
00:41:15,358 --> 00:41:21,199
we're not leaving without our papi right
672
00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:22,559
why don't you check into the hotel and
673
00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:23,919
get some sleep and
674
00:41:22,559 --> 00:41:25,679
in the morning everything will look a
675
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,358
lot better no i suppose you're riding
676
00:41:25,679 --> 00:41:29,118
it's late now and we can't do anything
677
00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:30,000
until why not i just thought of
678
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:32,079
something
679
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,079
we haven't got our credit cards well
680
00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:36,800
belle haines stole your pedal car no the
681
00:41:34,079 --> 00:41:38,240
nun stolen oh
682
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,000
ah the nun
683
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:42,000
you know that's one thing i don't get
684
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,519
what has an un got to do at all forget
685
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,599
the nun we haven't got a place to spend
686
00:41:43,519 --> 00:41:48,000
the night
687
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:51,400
well i got a place that you you can stay
688
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,400
free of charge
689
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,639
right here boys
690
00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:22,719
nice and warm and cozy
691
00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:29,679
that's it
692
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:31,838
[Applause]
693
00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:33,919
yep can't let you stay here unless i
694
00:42:31,838 --> 00:42:36,159
lock the door
695
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,159
now
696
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,000
uh man took your car too
697
00:42:42,838 --> 00:42:49,159
yes you boys better see a lawyer good
698
00:42:45,838 --> 00:42:49,159
night sheriff
699
00:43:03,199 --> 00:43:07,598
hey nash working late yeah police
700
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:09,039
officer's work is never done listen i
701
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:10,880
want you to drive me home and get over
702
00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:12,800
the hames house to stick it out tonight
703
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,920
belling yeah you've been acting kind of
704
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,200
strange
705
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,400
if anything is happening i don't want to
706
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:18,318
miss it
707
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,240
now if they try anything funny i want
708
00:43:18,318 --> 00:43:22,639
you to run them both end
709
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:25,679
i never done a run-in before yes you
710
00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:28,400
have when i brought that peeping tom in
711
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:29,838
i was that peeping tom that's right
712
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,119
that was before i became a police
713
00:43:29,838 --> 00:43:32,639
officer that's right
714
00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:34,400
now don't you forget that you keep your
715
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:36,159
eyes peeled and you just watch the
716
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,119
haines house and i told you about that
717
00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:40,159
hand
718
00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:42,000
right nash
719
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:43,920
nash
720
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,400
now you know when you said
721
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,559
if i see anything funny
722
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,160
do you mean i mean keep an eye on them
723
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:53,159
make sure they don't go anywhere right
724
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:53,159
nash
725
00:43:58,269 --> 00:44:01,440
[Music]
726
00:44:06,318 --> 00:44:10,239
well i suppose we should be getting to
727
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,239
bed
728
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:15,838
[Music]
729
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:18,000
look
730
00:44:15,838 --> 00:44:21,130
it's our car
731
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:23,679
and our luggage
732
00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:27,680
[Music]
733
00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:27,679
it's that none again
734
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:40,240
why is this happening to us
735
00:44:36,159 --> 00:44:44,039
i think the sheriff was right how's that
736
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,039
we need to see a lawyer
737
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:58,990
[Music]
738
00:44:57,358 --> 00:45:18,400
um
739
00:44:58,989 --> 00:45:21,379
[Music]
740
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:56,449
hmm
741
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:56,449
[Music]
742
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:17,929
so
743
00:46:06,619 --> 00:46:17,929
[Music]
744
00:46:23,358 --> 00:46:26,519
all right
745
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,400
so
746
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,800
so
747
00:46:54,670 --> 00:47:12,059
[Music]
748
00:47:23,119 --> 01:35:09,279
have the uh
749
00:47:46,159 --> 00:47:49,558
no problem
750
00:47:55,519 --> 00:48:02,440
hello
751
00:47:57,358 --> 00:48:02,440
do you want to play a game
752
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,079
give me the fbi
753
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,079
in washington
754
00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:26,359
damn computers
755
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,358
don't do anything for you anyway
756
00:48:29,530 --> 00:48:35,829
[Music]
757
00:48:49,679 --> 00:48:53,519
did you give him his pills yeah
758
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,358
i was thinking maybe three's too many
759
00:48:53,519 --> 00:48:57,679
huh you just do as you're told
760
00:48:55,358 --> 00:48:57,679
okay
761
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:04,480
good morning belle you going on a picnic
762
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:06,639
what are you doing up so early well
763
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,480
can we talk i'll make a snap yeah i'm
764
00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:10,558
busy i got to talk to you about your
765
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:12,318
divorce what about it well it's not
766
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:14,839
going to go through unless unless what
767
00:49:12,318 --> 00:49:18,000
unless i get more money
768
00:49:14,838 --> 00:49:18,880
what you're already getting 40 percent
769
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,639
you know
770
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,480
40 of the insurance money so what's the
771
00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:25,440
matter with that i want 40 of the
772
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,318
fortune fortune huh you're dreaming
773
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,200
rex
774
00:49:26,318 --> 00:49:30,880
tell me
775
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:32,078
what do you think old slim here's worth
776
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,838
i don't know
777
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:36,079
about a jillion i guess
778
00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:39,078
oh yeah and just how much is a jillion
779
00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:39,079
anyway
780
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,679
okay
781
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,599
i'll give you twenty percent of
782
00:49:49,679 --> 00:49:53,919
everything
783
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:55,200
i want forty
784
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,960
all right
785
00:49:55,199 --> 00:50:01,199
now get out of here and get that divorce
786
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,199
through it already came through
787
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,159
right
788
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:11,358
how much is a jillion
789
00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:14,558
beats me
790
00:50:11,358 --> 00:50:14,558
yeah you got wood
791
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:29,358
one of these days i'm gonna ask you to
792
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:32,559
take him on a long ride oh yeah where to
793
00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:35,279
to swim with the fishes
794
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:40,040
what fishes
795
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,040
i mean make them a pair of cement boots
796
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:45,358
what four oh for christ's sakes let's go
797
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,960
there
798
00:50:48,318 --> 00:50:50,960
hold on hold on
799
00:50:51,039 --> 00:50:55,279
yeah
800
00:50:52,639 --> 00:50:56,239
all right that's it
801
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,240
all right
802
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,759
headquarters calling car one
803
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,199
headquarters calling car one come in
804
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,359
please
805
00:51:01,199 --> 00:51:05,759
headquarters calling car one come in
806
00:51:03,358 --> 00:51:05,759
please
807
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,119
where's where the hell are you what are
808
00:51:07,679 --> 00:51:10,879
you doing worse
809
00:51:09,119 --> 00:51:14,440
damn it worse are you deaf
810
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,440
are you deaf
811
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:23,468
[Music]
812
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,469
[Applause]
813
00:51:23,639 --> 00:51:41,199
[Music]
814
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:45,240
hey boys
815
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:45,239
what pink you're sitting on
816
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:59,640
[Music]
817
00:51:56,159 --> 00:51:59,639
i'm on a case
818
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,440
this won't be home for another three
819
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,440
days
820
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,838
no the real sure
821
00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:40,039
freddie
822
00:52:51,949 --> 00:53:02,239
[Music]
823
00:52:58,838 --> 00:53:02,239
oh worse
824
00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:04,380
worse
825
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,760
[Music]
826
00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:08,160
[Applause]
827
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,720
[Music]
828
00:53:08,159 --> 00:53:10,719
hey nash
829
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,519
where's belle haines
830
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:45,969
i don't know where
831
00:53:18,579 --> 00:53:45,969
[Music]
832
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,960
wake up
833
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,960
i got a flat
834
00:53:56,519 --> 00:53:59,679
[Applause]
835
00:54:09,519 --> 00:54:13,199
yeah
836
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:17,680
it's flat all right check the spare i
837
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:17,679
don't have to it's flat too oh [ __ ]
838
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,599
give him these
839
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:43,119
down agile donna
840
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,119
yeah yeah thanks for the time
841
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:53,078
not forbes
842
00:54:53,389 --> 00:54:58,230
[Music]
843
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,559
son of a [ __ ]
844
00:55:00,639 --> 00:55:04,960
goddamn nuns won't stop for you who in
845
00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:07,760
the hell will
846
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,440
what are we gonna do now
847
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:11,680
but we better do something soon or it's
848
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:15,200
gonna be a long day in the goddamn
849
00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:15,199
middle of no [ __ ] place
850
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,359
we'll drive the rest of the way on the
851
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,358
flat
852
00:55:19,838 --> 00:55:23,679
gee bell got him on the rim like that
853
00:55:21,599 --> 00:55:26,920
ain't too good for the rim
854
00:55:23,679 --> 00:55:26,919
just drive
855
00:55:38,159 --> 00:55:42,558
uh hello
856
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:44,318
sheriff schwartz
857
00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:46,160
well i i i don't want to have any
858
00:55:44,318 --> 00:55:47,599
trouble but
859
00:55:46,159 --> 00:55:48,960
well i think there's something you ought
860
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:51,200
to know about
861
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,199
mm-hmm
862
00:55:54,079 --> 00:55:59,480
yesterday
863
00:55:55,838 --> 00:55:59,480
very interesting
864
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:10,640
mom told me if i called and and and
865
00:56:08,559 --> 00:56:12,720
turned myself in
866
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:13,759
uh i won't be arrested or anything will
867
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,598
i
868
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:17,760
after all i'm gonna turn in the money
869
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:19,920
and chester you did the right thing
870
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:22,000
just remember son all that glitters is
871
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:25,119
not gone
872
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,119
uh say hello to your mom
873
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:32,000
boy pull up a chair pull up a chair
874
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:34,239
you know boys hungry
875
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,838
i liked you when i met you so i wanted
876
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,759
to believe your story and i had belle
877
00:56:35,838 --> 00:56:40,000
haines checked out
878
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,760
had you any idea that bill hayes has got
879
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,039
a criminal record
880
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,720
no none
881
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:46,960
what
882
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:49,039
no none no none
883
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,559
you changing your story no not now no no
884
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:53,358
not no none now
885
00:56:50,559 --> 00:56:56,160
no not no none no idea she has a
886
00:56:53,358 --> 00:56:56,159
criminal record
887
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:01,599
yeah well if you well she's he's got one
888
00:56:59,599 --> 00:57:03,599
last year she's up charges back he's got
889
00:57:01,599 --> 00:57:05,359
into some trouble uh a rich guy she was
890
00:57:03,599 --> 00:57:07,359
supposed to be taken care of you know
891
00:57:05,358 --> 00:57:09,119
some decrepit old geezer no offense
892
00:57:07,358 --> 00:57:11,519
intended could you tell us what happened
893
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:14,720
now to bell to the gazer the decrepit
894
00:57:11,519 --> 00:57:17,838
old geezer he uh
895
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,838
fell out of a ferris wheel
896
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,798
belle haines is sitting next to him well
897
00:57:20,719 --> 00:57:25,039
why isn't she still in jail
898
00:57:22,798 --> 00:57:27,838
never went to jail prosecution couldn't
899
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,838
prove the case
900
00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:32,559
now
901
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:33,919
does uh your papi
902
00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:35,680
have any
903
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,159
money left so to speak
904
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:41,519
are you kidding the heart family is
905
00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:43,838
worth five and a half billion dollars ah
906
00:57:41,519 --> 00:57:45,358
well that means that the hames family is
907
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:47,599
going to be worth five and a half
908
00:57:45,358 --> 00:57:49,119
million and the heart billion not
909
00:57:47,599 --> 00:57:51,838
million right
910
00:57:49,119 --> 00:57:53,680
a billion
911
00:57:51,838 --> 00:57:55,519
yeah well that too
912
00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,879
now chester nims down at the county
913
00:57:55,519 --> 00:57:58,079
clerk's office just called me bill
914
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,680
haynes
915
00:57:58,079 --> 00:58:00,880
just took out a marriage license
916
00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:03,919
yesterday
917
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,920
well who's she marrying
918
00:58:04,639 --> 00:58:07,440
slim heart
919
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,719
what
920
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,679
well what the dickens are we sitting
921
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:11,358
here for
922
00:58:09,679 --> 00:58:14,239
you got to go down and arrest that
923
00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:16,960
murderer murderess oh no it's too late
924
00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:18,479
they've already gone gone yeah where
925
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:21,039
probably someplace where she can get a
926
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:23,519
quickie marriage well
927
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:25,599
then i put them about here
928
00:58:23,519 --> 00:58:28,719
in granby
929
00:58:25,599 --> 00:58:30,640
what are you doing what i paid 95
930
00:58:28,719 --> 00:58:34,000
dollars for that map
931
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:37,279
plus tax pins pins that's what you put
932
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:40,400
in maps ten
933
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:42,240
sorry nash okay yeah all right anyway
934
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,318
granby's probably where she's gone well
935
00:58:42,239 --> 00:58:45,838
we've got to go after him oh okay uh you
936
00:58:44,318 --> 00:58:46,960
leave my stuff alone
937
00:58:45,838 --> 00:58:49,679
uh there's one thing i haven't got
938
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:51,599
cleared up yet my your stuff
939
00:58:49,679 --> 00:58:53,838
it certainly is
940
00:58:51,599 --> 00:58:56,480
ah what does the nun enter into this she
941
00:58:53,838 --> 00:58:58,880
just stole our car that's all let's go
942
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:02,159
he stole it the nun was a man then that
943
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:04,000
has nothing to do with this let's go
944
00:59:02,159 --> 00:59:06,000
what are you doing why are you giving
945
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,760
why are you giving them guns
946
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,920
i thought we were gonna go after them we
947
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:12,400
are going after belle haynes not machine
948
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:15,440
gun kelly now put the guns back
949
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,440
put the guns back
950
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,480
that's a good boy
951
00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:21,920
and put your gun back too i don't want
952
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,519
you tripping and falling and
953
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,039
complicating this case more than it
954
00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:27,358
already is as a matter of fact you're
955
00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:29,119
not even going nuts now don't go whining
956
00:59:27,358 --> 00:59:30,798
at me you you you can stay here and
957
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:33,920
watch bill haynes house maybe she might
958
00:59:30,798 --> 00:59:36,000
come back now grand theft auto that's a
959
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,480
very serious charge well it wasn't even
960
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:41,440
our car whose car is it it was only a
961
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:43,358
rented car let's ah ah well now just a
962
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,679
minute
963
00:59:43,358 --> 00:59:48,480
now how could you rent a car without
964
00:59:45,679 --> 00:59:50,159
credit cards the nun stole the cards
965
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,760
after we rented the car well all right
966
00:59:50,159 --> 00:59:54,480
so the nun stole the cards after you
967
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:56,000
rented the car but did she have i can't
968
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,269
you're not
969
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:17,280
let's go
970
00:59:58,269 --> 01:00:18,719
[Music]
971
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:21,960
parking around the back where nobody can
972
01:00:18,719 --> 01:00:21,959
see it
973
01:00:24,460 --> 01:00:30,809
[Music]
974
01:00:33,199 --> 01:00:37,759
are you dead now too come on sally
975
01:00:35,679 --> 01:00:38,798
you're drunk well i'm supposed to be
976
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:42,520
dead
977
01:00:38,798 --> 01:00:42,519
did you bring her up
978
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,798
what do you do for wheels
979
01:00:55,599 --> 01:01:02,680
only the toilet in unit number five
980
01:00:59,679 --> 01:01:02,679
works
981
01:01:11,119 --> 01:01:14,079
what the hell am i gonna do now
982
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:16,079
huh
983
01:01:14,079 --> 01:01:17,599
i could give you the room
984
01:01:16,079 --> 01:01:18,960
i don't need a room i need to get
985
01:01:17,599 --> 01:01:21,280
married
986
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,639
oh yeah
987
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,960
ah
988
01:01:22,639 --> 01:01:26,639
who's the lucky guy
989
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,838
tell me something cell
990
01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:29,039
how do you come and go out of here i
991
01:01:27,838 --> 01:01:31,119
mean like when you got to get groceries
992
01:01:29,039 --> 01:01:33,039
or something oh
993
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:35,519
i got all the groceries that i need
994
01:01:33,039 --> 01:01:36,798
right here okay okay then suppose you
995
01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:40,509
got to get into town to meet a man you
996
01:01:36,798 --> 01:01:44,559
know like for a date a man yeah
997
01:01:40,510 --> 01:01:44,560
[Laughter]
998
01:01:47,519 --> 01:01:51,679
what do you do when you run out of booze
999
01:01:49,519 --> 01:02:13,119
a hitchhike
1000
01:01:51,679 --> 01:02:16,118
[Music]
1001
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:16,119
so
1002
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:25,440
[Music]
1003
01:02:21,838 --> 01:02:25,440
christ the things i won't do for me
1004
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:31,358
what are you nuts lady yeah nuts give us
1005
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,358
a ride to granby
1006
01:02:32,798 --> 01:02:35,838
i'll make it worth your while
1007
01:02:40,798 --> 01:02:45,798
get in
1008
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,798
okay come on get in
1009
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,838
first we'll stop off at the sheriff here
1010
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:56,000
and find out how many jps are in town
1011
01:02:51,838 --> 01:02:56,000
what's jp's justices of the pieces
1012
01:02:56,639 --> 01:03:02,619
jps
1013
01:02:58,079 --> 01:03:04,530
hmm there's that motel again
1014
01:03:02,619 --> 01:03:11,898
[Applause]
1015
01:03:04,530 --> 01:03:11,899
[Music]
1016
01:03:13,358 --> 01:03:17,038
get the entire fixed i'm going to check
1017
01:03:14,719 --> 01:03:18,719
the yellow pages for jp what's that and
1018
01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:21,760
give him his pills
1019
01:03:18,719 --> 01:03:29,648
do it now and make it six this time
1020
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:29,649
[Music]
1021
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:51,159
you boys right here
1022
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:51,159
i'll be back in a minute
1023
01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:16,119
we know you've got our papi and we
1024
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:16,119
demand you didn't know where he is
1025
01:04:17,230 --> 01:04:33,590
[Music]
1026
01:04:32,849 --> 01:04:37,118
[Applause]
1027
01:04:33,590 --> 01:04:39,200
[Music]
1028
01:04:37,119 --> 01:04:41,838
you two silly singles stay the hell out
1029
01:04:39,199 --> 01:04:41,838
of my life
1030
01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:49,749
don't try to follow me
1031
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:49,749
[Applause]
1032
01:05:01,679 --> 01:05:06,000
what's the count on the beans
1033
01:05:04,318 --> 01:05:07,519
what
1034
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:12,119
how many pills you got you got some for
1035
01:05:07,519 --> 01:05:12,119
me just keep your eyes on the road huh
1036
01:05:28,798 --> 01:05:34,199
what happened
1037
01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:34,199
nevermind let's go
1038
01:05:37,358 --> 01:05:40,358
oh
1039
01:05:55,599 --> 01:06:00,240
well we lucked out
1040
01:05:57,679 --> 01:06:01,919
there's only one jp in town
1041
01:06:00,239 --> 01:06:03,838
what the hell happened to you boys never
1042
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:07,000
mind about that get us to the justice of
1043
01:06:03,838 --> 01:06:07,000
the police
1044
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:22,399
uh yeah look judge i need to get married
1045
01:06:20,719 --> 01:06:23,199
so uh oh i see
1046
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,280
uh
1047
01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:27,919
who's this who's the young man he's in
1048
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:30,400
the car come on
1049
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:32,159
what is it doug oh it's a
1050
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:35,920
nice couple
1051
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:35,920
they'll be getting married today hmm
1052
01:06:38,318 --> 01:06:42,558
and that's all things legal and blinding
1053
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:45,760
what's the matter with you doug you know
1054
01:06:42,559 --> 01:06:46,660
better than that sacred and binding
1055
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:50,230
can we get on with it
1056
01:06:46,659 --> 01:06:50,230
[Music]
1057
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,838
just do the ending dad
1058
01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:05,519
um
1059
01:07:01,838 --> 01:07:07,358
uh do you lulubel haims
1060
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:10,318
take this men
1061
01:07:07,358 --> 01:07:12,880
uh jonathan aaron hearts to be your
1062
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:14,880
lawful wedded wife i do
1063
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:16,960
and do you uh
1064
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:20,318
jonathan aaron hart
1065
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:21,559
take this woman lula bell haims to be uh
1066
01:07:20,318 --> 01:07:24,239
your lover with it husband
1067
01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:25,900
[Music]
1068
01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:34,368
oh [ __ ]
1069
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:34,369
[Music]
1070
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:42,079
do you jonathan aaron hot keep it down
1071
01:07:40,798 --> 01:07:44,798
judge what are you trying to do wake up
1072
01:07:42,079 --> 01:07:44,798
this whole town
1073
01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:52,880
[Music]
1074
01:07:49,679 --> 01:07:55,199
jonathan aaron hearts take this man lou
1075
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:57,838
lobel haims to be your lawful wedded
1076
01:07:55,199 --> 01:07:57,838
wife
1077
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,359
[Music]
1078
01:08:08,719 --> 01:08:11,919
[Music]
1079
01:08:10,079 --> 01:08:14,318
okay doug
1080
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:17,720
i now pronounce you
1081
01:08:14,318 --> 01:08:17,720
man and wife
1082
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:23,538
[Music]
1083
01:08:27,069 --> 01:08:30,159
[Music]
1084
01:08:36,838 --> 01:08:41,039
oh right here
1085
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:43,519
cheers man
1086
01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:45,039
would you be the uh the jp
1087
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:48,149
yes he would
1088
01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:51,278
they went that way
1089
01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:51,279
[Music]
1090
01:08:52,880 --> 01:09:05,470
um
1091
01:08:54,010 --> 01:09:05,470
[Music]
1092
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:11,048
[Music]
1093
01:09:15,710 --> 01:09:22,529
[Music]
1094
01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:28,559
it's him
1095
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:28,560
oh
1096
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:35,159
he can't see me looking like this
1097
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,560
hi sal
1098
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,759
boy this little tike is really starting
1099
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,520
to get heavy
1100
01:09:45,759 --> 01:09:48,960
if i have to take any more of his bills
1101
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:52,080
he's gonna have to carry me
1102
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:52,079
why rex
1103
01:09:54,079 --> 01:09:57,119
if i don't get that wheel in three
1104
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:58,480
seconds i'm dragging you out of there
1105
01:09:57,119 --> 01:09:59,760
and opening the back of this car with
1106
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:01,519
your nose
1107
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:05,440
another 50 bucks
1108
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:05,440
and half the pills oh yeah
1109
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:09,340
come back there you freaky son of that
1110
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:13,378
[ __ ]
1111
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:13,378
[Applause]
1112
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:17,599
now that's or
1113
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:21,119
not you know
1114
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,120
it's the bell anymore
1115
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:26,560
what you gonna be doing
1116
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:30,359
uh
1117
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,360
can i have a drink of water
1118
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,600
did you get the tire shut up
1119
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:48,480
anyway we pulled it off
1120
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:50,560
now we'll take that room
1121
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:52,399
it's just one small piece of business to
1122
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:56,039
take care of
1123
01:10:52,399 --> 01:10:56,039
make it your best suite
1124
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:08,280
keep the party down in here
1125
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,280
remember we're newlyweds
1126
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:20,600
it's gonna be a real pretty one tonight
1127
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,920
what the hell are you two doing standing
1128
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:40,479
out there so they can see in case they
1129
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,800
drive by
1130
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:42,799
right
1131
01:11:50,719 --> 01:11:54,640
we got a lot of work to do
1132
01:11:52,719 --> 01:11:56,239
what work
1133
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,600
the first thing those two little jerks
1134
01:11:56,238 --> 01:11:58,799
are gonna try and do is to have this
1135
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,600
marriage no
1136
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,600
but they can't if it's consummated
1137
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:05,440
what's consummated
1138
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:10,480
sex that's what it is
1139
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:10,479
oh you hear that old-timer sex
1140
01:12:12,319 --> 01:12:15,519
you're damn right banana
1141
01:12:16,079 --> 01:12:19,279
i don't think it's gonna work
1142
01:12:21,198 --> 01:12:24,799
put a quarter in that thing and see if
1143
01:12:22,399 --> 01:12:24,799
it helps
1144
01:12:26,079 --> 01:12:29,920
we can do it and say it's him
1145
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,960
huh
1146
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,719
sure
1147
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:36,239
then he tells a judge that he saw us
1148
01:12:32,719 --> 01:12:38,000
making out in his wedding night
1149
01:12:36,238 --> 01:12:41,099
it's getting dark
1150
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:45,279
we put him outside nobody's seen
1151
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:45,279
[Music]
1152
01:12:51,679 --> 01:12:56,880
you know what
1153
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:59,440
sometimes you're not as dumb as you look
1154
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,440
let's go
1155
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:15,479
no no no get him out first oh
1156
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:15,479
[Music]
1157
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:18,719
well it looks like she gave us a slip
1158
01:13:17,039 --> 01:13:21,519
again somehow
1159
01:13:18,719 --> 01:13:21,520
but we'll catch up
1160
01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:26,079
what are we doing here i'm gonna check
1161
01:13:24,319 --> 01:13:27,279
out the hotels and motels it stands the
1162
01:13:26,079 --> 01:13:28,960
reason that bell knows you'll try to
1163
01:13:27,279 --> 01:13:30,559
have this marriage annulled and if i
1164
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:32,640
know belle haynes she'll try to
1165
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:34,159
consummate it as soon as possible
1166
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:36,079
with papi
1167
01:13:34,158 --> 01:13:37,920
well how many hotels are there in town
1168
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:39,489
not too many wait
1169
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:53,250
what
1170
01:13:39,489 --> 01:13:56,368
[Music]
1171
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:56,368
[Applause]
1172
01:13:56,489 --> 01:14:07,920
[Music]
1173
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,600
go
1174
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,920
i know where they are
1175
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:14,480
i know where they are
1176
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:17,760
ah be quiet don't tell me to be quiet
1177
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:19,839
and don't shush me i know where they are
1178
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:22,719
where go back the way we came and step
1179
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:24,640
on it we ain't got much time
1180
01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:26,640
you've got it
1181
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:29,840
i think whenever you've been saying
1182
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,840
faster sure faster
1183
01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:35,920
now i'll tell you what
1184
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:39,198
i'm just going to set you right here
1185
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,199
i don't want you to go anywhere
1186
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:46,139
and i'll be back in uh
1187
01:14:42,319 --> 01:14:58,349
i don't know a couple minutes huh
1188
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:58,350
[Music]
1189
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,600
do you think we can slow down
1190
01:15:05,359 --> 01:15:09,978
[Music]
1191
01:15:12,869 --> 01:15:15,988
[Music]
1192
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:21,560
quick quick quick
1193
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:35,599
[Music]
1194
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:40,480
i was right there's pappy
1195
01:15:39,090 --> 01:15:42,079
[Music]
1196
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:43,678
pappy
1197
01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:48,679
happy
1198
01:15:43,679 --> 01:15:48,679
happy happy what are you doing here
1199
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:58,400
mr hart
1200
01:15:55,039 --> 01:16:02,119
i'd like to ask you a few questions
1201
01:15:58,399 --> 01:16:02,119
come along with us
1202
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:16,409
wow
1203
01:16:07,850 --> 01:16:16,409
[Music]
1204
01:16:18,930 --> 01:16:29,279
[Music]
1205
01:16:32,238 --> 01:16:56,689
everybody else
1206
01:16:34,130 --> 01:16:57,279
[Music]
1207
01:16:56,689 --> 01:17:04,828
[Applause]
1208
01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:04,828
[Music]
1209
01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:19,298
okay
1210
01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:19,299
[Music]
1211
01:17:39,039 --> 01:17:42,039
so
1212
01:17:49,119 --> 01:17:52,439
you all right
1213
01:17:53,189 --> 01:18:00,949
[Music]
1214
01:17:59,279 --> 01:18:09,009
i do
1215
01:18:00,949 --> 01:18:09,010
[Music]
1216
01:18:14,079 --> 01:18:17,519
well you didn't have to do that uh
1217
01:18:16,399 --> 01:18:19,519
marshall
1218
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:22,400
keep an eye on her you're here she's
1219
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,400
tougher than she looks
1220
01:18:22,529 --> 01:18:25,198
[Music]
1221
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,840
you know mr
1222
01:18:25,198 --> 01:18:31,519
if you put a small bill on the outside
1223
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:31,520
then you might not get yourself rolling
1224
01:18:35,198 --> 01:18:41,839
how about so much boys
1225
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:41,840
no thank you but we gotta get going
1226
01:18:43,359 --> 01:18:48,130
i'll try
1227
01:18:44,779 --> 01:18:48,130
[Music]
1228
01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:57,039
[Music]
1229
01:18:57,359 --> 01:19:01,849
i should have found out more about that
1230
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:12,640
man
1231
01:19:01,850 --> 01:19:14,800
[Music]
1232
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:16,400
yeah most of this stuff is just
1233
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,800
legal stuff and that doesn't really
1234
01:19:16,399 --> 01:19:21,439
affect us does it
1235
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:23,760
well i don't see anything in here that
1236
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:26,319
says that we can't call it an accident
1237
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:29,119
i mean you were storing the dynamite
1238
01:19:26,319 --> 01:19:31,119
when this policy was written
1239
01:19:29,119 --> 01:19:33,198
it's not as if you would deliberately
1240
01:19:31,119 --> 01:19:34,319
drag that stuff down into place with the
1241
01:19:33,198 --> 01:19:37,198
intention
1242
01:19:34,319 --> 01:19:38,719
of destroying it would you
1243
01:19:37,198 --> 01:19:40,719
of course not
1244
01:19:38,719 --> 01:19:43,920
and 75 000
1245
01:19:40,719 --> 01:19:43,920
is a lot of money
1246
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,960
now of course my compensation
1247
01:19:47,039 --> 01:19:51,198
will be the usual
1248
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:53,439
20
1249
01:19:51,198 --> 01:19:55,678
oh did i say 20
1250
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:58,399
crazy me
1251
01:19:55,679 --> 01:20:02,679
living in the past
1252
01:19:58,399 --> 01:20:02,679
it's 25 8 percent
1253
01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:07,550
[Music]
1254
01:20:28,399 --> 01:20:32,279
in a crazy world
1255
01:20:38,489 --> 01:20:41,630
[Music]
1256
01:20:44,719 --> 01:20:46,960
can't
1257
01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:54,198
to get what i want me around
1258
01:20:54,359 --> 01:20:57,460
[Music]
1259
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:15,198
he looked at me and knocked me
1260
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:25,789
[Music]
1261
01:21:26,319 --> 01:21:29,319
hey
1262
01:21:52,319 --> 01:21:56,198
don't lock me up
1263
01:21:56,850 --> 01:22:06,840
[Music]
1264
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:06,840
oh
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