All language subtitles for Falooda.2018.1080p.AMZN.WEB.DL.H264.DDP.2.0.ESub ~ DS_track3_eng

Life is very tough.

"Falooda."

"Girlfriend on my side, and wife on the side."

"Life is in total doldrums."

"Yet I have attitude."

"Life is in total doldrums."

"Yet I have attitude."

"Left or right, bullets zinging through the air."

"When these girls look at you."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Wasting your love on wife is useless."

"And girlfriends are totally worth it."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Wife is a pain in the neck."

"And girlfriends are..."

"...full of fun."

"Wife is trouble."

"Making my day hell."

"Wife is trouble."

"Making my day hell."

"She asks for cash every day."

"And girlfriend asks for comfort.

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Falooda."

"Wife wants ration..."

"...and girlfriend gets assurance."

"My mind's completely shut down."

"And life's become falooda."

"Falooda."

I can understand what you feel, sir!

Money and promotion.

You're my true solider.

Sir, I.. I was just joking.

Give me the betel leaf.

Got it from Banwari.

You too will get the promotion with me.

Sir, you look like a teddy bear.

What did you say?

No, sir, you look like Chulbul Pandey. - That's better.

God, have your blessings on us.

My husband loves me a lot.

But I don't trust Pappu.

Don't let Pappu affect him, God.

But I've only one request to you.

Keep Pappu away from my husband.

Rest everything is fine by your grace.

Hail Goddess!

Hey.

You were praying for me, right?

Of course, I was.

I've no one else in this world.

Please move. I am doing prayers.

Will you make me a sinner?

I've officially married you. I've the legal tender.

Please move. You started in the morning.

Okay, tell me what's special today?

You tell me.

You're such a forgetful person.

You don't remember anything.

It's your birthday today.

Is it my birthday today? - Yes.

Did you remember? - Do you expect others to remember?

What happened?

Have I made a mistake?

What would be my life without you?

You're so innocent.

I'm lucky to get a husband like you.

It's nothing like that. Don't think so much.

God, I wish my husband will love me like this only.

And there shouldn't be any third person between us.

Okay, now eat this sweet-ball.

Yes, okay.

Give me first.

Idiot has come again. - Did you say something?

No I did not. You eat.

Sheetal. - I heard you said idiot.

You just eat and don't pay attention to all this.

Feed him more. - Yes, eat this.

Eat one more.

Okay, Sheetal, I am going. I am getting late.

Take care. Bye. - Yes.

Listen. - Yes.

Do this. Come early in the evening.

We'll go for a new released movie.

Okay. - Yes, okay.

Hey, buy an extra ticket for me.

Take this. Eat all of it.

Gobbler.

I like it.

Wow, the sweet balls are very tasty. Really.

Isn't it dull in taste?

Darling.

Darling.

Good morning.

Coffee for you. - I am getting late.

I've made it for you. See I am sweating.

Okay, fine.

Stop. Here's your purse. - Thank you.

Okay, see you.

Darling. Are you going? - Yes.

I have something for you. - What?

For me? - Yeah, this is for you.

Since it's your birthday.

And our marriage anniversary.

Did you remember?

Yes, of course.

What happened, my love?

What happened?

What my life would have been without you, Riya?

Oh come on.

My baby.

Okay, come home early tonight.

Okay? Love you.

Love you, too.

Take care.

"Your love is stamped on my heart."

"Your lips have made a stamp of your love on my heart."

"Your love is stamped on my heart."

"Your lips have made a stamp of your love on my heart."

"Come close and let me feel you."

"Come close and let me feel you."

"Touch me and let this fever of love rise."

"To your colony.."

"..I visit the entire day."

"If I see you in the morning.."

"..I forget myself."

"To your colony.."

"..I visit the entire day."

"If I see you in the morning.."

"..I forget myself."

"I run after you and keep awake all night."

"I run after you and keep awake all night."

"Will you come with me?"

"My principles of love are very clear."

"I love you only."

"My heart gets this fever."

"Every time I take your name."

"My principles of love are very clear."

"I love you only."

"My heart gets this fever."

"Every time I take your name."

"You're my love, you're my comfort."

"That's why life's completely ruined."

"Will you come with me on a date?"

"Your love is stamped on my heart."

"Your lips have made a stamp of your love on my heart."

"Come close and let me feel you."

"Come close and let me feel you."

"Touch me and let this fever of love rise."

Hey, listen. Listen. Stop, Ajay.

Ajay, who was that girl?

What were you doing with her?

Are you talking to me?

How did you learn this English?

Hold this quickly.

Come on.

Hello.

Yes, coming.

Yes, baby. Yes. Baby, just coming.

Yes, no, nothing. I am coming. Okay, bye.

Hey, take off. Idiot.

Hey, Ajay. Hey..

Ajay, stop.

Ajay. Listen, Ajay.

Ajay. Listen, Ajay.

Listen, where are you running away?

Listen. Listen, Ajay. Ajay.

Listen, where are you going?

Listen to me.

What are you doing? - Hey.

What's it?

Sir, not me. - What?

Sir, he did it.

Not me.

Are you acting to be a hero?

Sir, listen.

Are you trying to be a hero?

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

No one will do anything.

Wait a minute. Now you can hit.

Hit him.

Hit him.

Hit.. hit.. hit..

He can't be my Ajay.

Ajay would never trap me like this.

Oh no.

Yes.

Who are you?

What a beauty!

I'm so unlucky!

Who's he? - My son.

Son? Take this.

Bless me.

I'm dead.

Yes.

Madam, your courier.

Thank you.

Madam, can I get your number?

Yes, why not?

This is the parcel for Kiran.

I am Kiran. - Oh, no. He's Kiran?

Okay, fine.

Come inside. Let's have some coffee.

Coffee with Kiran?

Come inside.

Come on.

No. - Come on.

No.

Come, we will eat something non-veg.

No, I don't eat non-veg.

It's good to eat non-veg at times.

I don't like it.

Come on.

Just a minute. This is milk, coffee, and sugar.

Hello, darling. - Hello, sweetheart.

What are you doing?

I'm talking to my sweetheart.

You're too naughty.

Yes, since childhood.

Okay, tell me when you will be coming home.

Shall I come now?

No, work first. Okay?

Okay, bye, darling.

Darling, shall I say something? - Tell me.

I love you, miss you.

I love you, miss you, too.

Hi, baby.

Hi, darling.

Where are you?

I'm talking to my darling.

You're too naughty.

Yes, since childhood.

Okay, come home early tomorrow morning.

Shall I come now?

Baby, work first.

Okay, baby, I miss you.

I love you. I miss you, darling.

My wives love me a lot.

In flames, called fire. And in smoulders called ashes.

And it's Bhupi, the don who take away your labour jobs.

Hey..

Are you provoking me?

I am asking you why you're hitting him?

He's teasing me.

Wow! What a dance!

See this.

My God!

Hey, police. Run!

Hey, he's Bhupi, the don.

Sir, your reward and promotion is right in front of you.

You rogue, I will kill you.

You're in loss, sir.

You lost both money and promotion.

Is this betel leaf?

What's your name?

Well, I am Ajay.

What were you doing there last night?

What would I do?

I am just a delivery boy.

I was doing my work over there.

Do you know whom you've caught?

What is there to know?

I saw him beating up someone.

So, I caught him and started beating him.

What do you mean?

I mean I also started hitting him.

Do you want me to believe you?

This is Bhupi, the don, who absconded from Tihar jail.

He has contacts with politicians and businessmen.

2 murder cases are already in his name.

An ordinary man like you caught him?

Quiet.

Quiet.

You know what? I'd have caught him.

But you've shattered my dream.

You messed up everything.

I knew about his hideouts.

But you've disturbed everything.

Understood?

And you want me to believe you?

Why?

But sir. You must trust me.

Because this is the truth.

Okay, bye.

By the way, when will I get the reward?

Bye, sir.

Come here.

Hello, darling.

Are you alright?

I didn't realize that you didn't come home last night.

Yes, actually I slept while waiting for you.

I got to know in the morning.

Yes, darling.

I was too scared.

Okay, tell me one thing. If I wouldn't be alright..

..would they have allowed me to come?

No, right? That's it.

You don't worry. And listen. I'm little busy.

I need to go to the office and tell them about the bike.

Yes, then I will come home. Okay?

Don't worry. And don't cry. Okay?

Alright. Take care.

Come home on time.

Yes, I will. Bye.

The number you've called is busy.

Please, try again later.

Thank you.

The number you've called is busy.

Oh no.

Ajay.

Sir, you are here?

You didn't give your number. Nor your address.

How will I inform you about your reward?

Well, sir. My phone is lost. And my address..

I will drop you. Come on

You will drop me?

Sir, no. I will go on my own. Don't bother.

Come on. I will have a cup of tea with you.

And see your house as well.

What's the problem?

Sir, there's no tea powder at home.

We will buy it.

Sir, even milk is not available.

We will buy milk as well.

But sir..

And yes, we will buy sugar as well. Let's go now.

Idiot. He's after my life.

Yes, mom. He's coming home.

Yes, he said a police officer is coming to drop him.

I don't know, mom. I didn't see him.

But he was sounding normal.

Yes.

Don't worry. Okay.

Oh no, the milk spilled over while talking to you.

I am going. I will talk to you later. Okay.

What are you doing?

Hey. What are you doing?

Sir it fell down. I was just giving it to you.

Let's go.

I hope this is the right address.

What's this, sir? Do you doubt me?

No, I am just trying to confirm.

Let's go.

Come, sir.

Blind, can't you see?

What.. why don't you walk carefully?

I will lock you behind bars.

Ajay, are you alright?

You were hurt I thought. - I am good.

Come in.

Darling, have you come?

I am telling you, inspector. He is a man of words.

He never gets late.

But today the time is over.

Tension?

Of course I am tensed.

What?

He's in a delivery company.

Even I am worried. He might not have faced with an accident.

Somebody might not have looted him.

Isn't it police's duty to help us?

Bhupi, the don?!

Darling, did you beat up Bhupi, the don?

Not just the beating. I had beaten him blue.

He was pleading for life.

Sir, you please tell them.

Yes, he is right.

Then you caught him?

Not just caught him. I had dragged him on the ground.

Sir, please tell him.

Yes, he is right.

My husband is very brave.

Pappu, learn something from him.

I was so happy to know that Bhupi, the don has escaped from the jail.

What?

Actually, I wanted to nab him.

But you have ruined my dream.

Okay.

What do you do actually?

Myself? I am his childhood friend.

Lives with him. And we were the classmates.

You mean you don't worry. Unemployed.

Unemployed?

I had resigned from my job to catch Bhupi, the don.

Ajay, you've done a great job.

Maybe by your luck, but you've nabbed him.

I will try and get you your prize.

Prize?

Ajay, I heard many police officers were trying to nab him.

You alone did something that the entire police department couldn't do.

And we left you completely alone. Please tell me how you manage all this.

Explain me in detail.

Okay, you please sit. I will come in a jiffy.

Okay, sir.

Oh yes, I forgot.

What's this?

Take this.

What's this? - It's my number.

You might need this.

Why?

Because your husband has caught Bhupi, the don.

So some external force can trouble you.

Darling, what's this?

Yes, maybe..

..it can happen.

Alright. I will take your leave.

Darling, shall I talk to him about the reward?

This is too bad.

Sir.

Thank you very much.

See, it was a bad experience.

That too on his birthday.

I was very tensed.

You know, sir. He's not much injured.

And you were talking about some reward.

Birthday?

Is your husband's birthday today?

Yes, yesterday it was his birthday.

Good day.

Yes, some reporters will be coming.

Get him ready.

Reporters? Why?

Your husband has become famous.

He's my hero.

Okay, sir. What will be the reward amount?

Greedy woman.

Listen, I don't think you're trying to find him.

Look, do not talk to me like this. Hello. Hello.

Hello.

I said mind your langauge.

Police is there to serve the public.

Maybe you don't know my contacts.

If you wouldn't do anything then you..

No, nothing has happened.

Me?

Where am I?

Darling, I am in Ramnagar.

Yes.

You know what happened yesterday?

I went to deliver the goods.

And my bike broke down.

Since it was the area out of the city..

..I had to be with the bike, the entire night.

My phone?

Darling, my..

My phone is lost, darling. Yes.

I gave it to my customer to make a call.

I think he stole my phone. Yes.

Good that a gentlemen was passing by.

He saw me. Otherwise, I'd have to spend the night there.

He's a great man. He has a cowshed.

Yes, he's right here. Would you like to talk?

Just a minute.

Sir, my wife wants to thank you.

Darling, he also said thank you.

Yes.

Yes, darling, I will come home quickly.

What? You filed my missing complaints with the police?

Why?

Pappu. - Yes.

What are you doing here?

Where are you?

Yes, darling, she must be that man's wife.

What are you doing here?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. I am just leaving. Yes, bye.

I had told you that rice is kept for cooking.

Can't you hear?

I had come here for some work.

Sheetal, I am your husband's friend.

Respect me.

So what if you're a friend?

I am going. - Yes. Go.

I will serve you those burnt rice.

I will eat all of it. - Okay, go.

Mad woman.

Darling, were you talking to someone?

Yes, I got a call from the office. I was telling them about the bike.

Bike?

You are safe, do they care about the bike more than you?

You please sit. Lunch is ready. I will serve you now.

Okay.

Are you having an affair?

Are you mad? You're talking nonsense.

Sheetal has gone to the market. Sit down.

But you're having an affair, right?

He's so boring.

What?

Will you not allow me to go?

I've heard everything.

What? - What was that?

My wife is thanking you.

If Sheetal comes to know she will kill you.

Hey, get lost. Or else I will slap you.

Will you slap me? I will tell Sheetal.

Get away.

Let's ask her.

Madam, where's Mr. Ajay's house?

Ajay's house? Are you all reporters? - Yes.

I am his wife. Come, I will take you.

Please. Let's go. - Come.

Whatever happens, call me on this number. Okay.

I will not.

Will you do this to me?

You're so mean. How can you ditch your wife?

What? Are you not cheating on her?

There are people who don't even get one partner in life.

And you're enjoying with the two.

I already told you. I can't help in this case. Please, forgive me.

How much time has passed to this?

A year.

A year?

Does she know that you're married? - No.

She does not.

What if she force you to marry in future?

Idiot. We are already married.

Is it true?

Normally, we are married but not legally.

Do me a favour, my dear.

I will not.

Why do you do this? Please agree.

By the way, K. K. Singh said that reward for nabbing..

..Bhupi, the don is Rs 5 million.

70-30?

What should I do?

70 and 30.

Okay?

Did you understand? - Yes.

Yes, of course, I understood.

70% will be mine and 30% will be yours.

Oh God! 70% will be mine and 30% will be yours.

I see. Sheetal. - Stop.

Alright. 50 will be yours and 50 will be mine.

Agreed?

How can I?

You've two girlfriends and I don't even have one.

What about that?

Let me call up Riya.

Hello!

Hello, yes. Riya.

Yes, I am leaving.

And listen. Withdraw your complaint with the police.

Tell them that I am found.

Okay? Yes, I will be there very soon.

I love you, too.

Darling, these reporters have come.

Are you mad?

Why don't you keep your phone with yourself?

Please, manage the situation.

Darling, they've come for your interview. Please answer them.

Interview? - Yes.

Oh god! I've to reach office. I am very late.

Let me go.

At least give the interview. Listen.

Mr. Ajay. Mr. Ajay. - Stop.

Hello. Yes. This is Pappu from cowshed.

Yes. Your husband has just left.

Yes. Okay.

Mr. Ajay. He's here. he's here.

Mr. Ajay. Mr. Ajay.

Mr. Ajay.

Who gave you Kamla's number?

Ajay, please tell us about this.

Sir, give us some time to ask you few things.

You will become popular.

Please say something. - Yes.

What do I say?

First of all, you all have barged in my house.

And now you all are asking questions.

Tell them. Please.

What do I say? - Please..

I don't know anything.

Why are you after my husband?

Let me handle.

Ajay. You've done a big job. Please say something about it.

I won't say anything.

Please tell them. Why are you quiet?

I hate these reporters.

Yes, we can understand but give us your photo.

Photo?

Sir, we must take a selfie with you.

Selfie?

Don't you dare anyone click my photo.

No one will click my photo.

Idiot, take your camera down. I can see everything.

What are you doing?

Sheetal, send them away.

Don't do this. My husband has got a head injury.

He clicked my photo?

Hey, no. What are you doing?

Leave this. Leave it.

Pappu. - Yes.

Where are you, Pappu? - What happened?

Why are you shouting?

He's running after the reporters.

He's going somewhere else.

What do you mean? He's running away. I can see.

Did he say that he's going for a job?

Yes.

It's so cold out here.

Are you mad?

Mad woman, you are getting on my nerves.

I am going inside. - Am I mad?

You gobble food all the time.

Taking free meal. Useless fellow.

Let me go and see.

Where is he? He might not publish my picture.

If my wife comes to know, I will be in trouble.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop, you idiot. Stop. Don't publish my photo.

Stop.

Why doesn't anyone stop?

What a trouble!

What's this?

So, he leaves for the work in the morning.

And then he returns to Sheetal.

Then he goes back to work..

..and then spends time with another woman.

Once again he leaves for the work and returns.

Then sleeps again.

Should I be jealous of him or..

No, I shouldn't be jealous. Poor fellow works hard.

He's so mean.

God, he has got two wives. And I didn't even get a single.

Ajay.

Who's this?

You look very pretty. I don't understand from where to start.

Thanks but what brings you here?

Oh yes. I see. I run a small newspaper publishing unit.

Is this Mr. Ajay's house? - Yes, but why?

Congratulations.

Your husband is a great man.

Last night he has done a big job.

- Really? - Yes.

Hi, handsome!

Will you eat banana?

No, I don't eat banana.

Taste it. It's very tasty.

I don't like banana.

Please eat.

Do you stay here?

I.. you are on me. And I am below you.

What?

I mean, you live there. And I am here.

Oh, I see.

Alright.

Eat this banana.

No, you eat. I like sweets.

Please eat. - No, you eat.

It seems this day is bad.

Listen.

You know what?

If my husband had not called me back..

..I'd have gone to the hospitals to check.

Good that he called me before the police officers.

Oh, I see. That's really strange.

See, I am reporting on this.

Ever since I've heard about this I feel this story will be amazing.

That's why I've decided.

Whatever it is but I will.. - Ajay. Darling.

Are you alright?

I hope you're not hurt.

I am fine. But who's this person?

He said he's a reporter.

Reporter? - Yes.

Stop, where are you going? Listen.

If I am not wrong, isn't this the house of the delivery boy..

..who caught Bhupi, the don?

Who caught whom? - Wait, I will explain.

He means to say that there's one more delivery boy..

..with the same name as yours.

Really?

The door is open. Come, let's sit and talk. Come in.

But you.. - Let's go.

Please, come. - Come inside.

Who did you take in?

Don't worry.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? - Sheetal.

I am looking for you in the house and you're busy..

..watching these naked girls?

Listen to me, Sheetal. - What do I hear? Tell me.

I was looking at it with the good intentions.

I know how good your intentions were.

I swear of you I was..

Don't you dare swear on me.

Hey, mad. Are you mad? Stop it.

Sheetal. - I won't spare you.

Stop it, Sheetal.

Hey.. hey.. - I will kill you.

Sheetal, just a minute.

See this. I am doing up and down.

Do it more.

Sit down. - I swear of you. I won't lie in your name.

Again you sworn on me.

I won't spare you. - I will get hurt.

You're getting on my nerves. - Okay, I won't do it again.

By swear?

By swear on you. - Not on me.

Okay, swear on me.

I am going. You're crazy.

I will complaint him once he returns.

So, last night, a delivery boy named Ajay..

..nabbed a dangerous criminal.

And stayed in the hospital

Is that what happened, sir?

Exactly.

There are strange coincidences happening in the world.

Yes, an ordinary delivery boy has done a big job.

What if I would be at his place?

Isn't it strange? That's the subject of my newspaper.

Sir, may I ask you a question?

Sir, what's the point in asking me.

I am not the right person.

See, I've become a hero overnight.

Infact, I was with my bike the whole night waiting for some help.

Right.

Whole night? - Yes. Of course.

You didn't tell him, darling?

Yes, he told me. And I also spoke with my milk-woman's son Pappu.

He said his buffalo ran away.

Something like this. - Wow.

Ma'am, in this way history creates.

Isn't it strange? How's it possible?

This is the subject of my newspaper.

Their job profile and name matches.

And both meet an accident on the same night.

Isn't it a co-incidence?

Yes, it is a co-incidence.

But sir, everything is clear now, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

But, where will be the other man Ajay?

He may have gone to this house.

His house? - Yes.

You are right. He must have gone to his house.

But.. but where must be his house?

Sir.

Don't go. - Why? What happened?

This boy is very smart. He bites.

Alright. Don't scare.

Uncle.

May I ask you something?

Yes.

Do you have shaver at home? - Yes. I do.

Then why don't you shave?

You look dangerous.

I was scared looking at you.

Hail India, sir. - Hail India.

Sir, I am suspicious about this case.

I've spoken with Ajay and his friend Pappu.

I think there's something fishy about it.

Because it is good that Bhupi, the don is arrested.

But how's it possible?

I think they are...

Sir, they must have had a fight over something.

And they got him arrested.

Sir, I want to try once more.

You mean to say, Bhupi and Ajay..

..both of them are hand-in-glove?

Absolutely, sir.

And Ajay has the list of Bhupi, the don's men.

Sir, if my investigation is going right..

..then we can expose a big racket.

Even if I agree with what you say..

..we can't arrest them on mere suspect.

Absolutely, sir.

If you can collect evidences against them..

..then it is possible.

Yes, sir. I will do it, sir.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Hail India, sir. - Hail India.

Uncle, may I ask you something?

This time you listen to me.

Have you seen yourself?

You look so fat. And eat less. Or else you will burst.

He's no less. Calling me fat.

Let's go.

What's this?

I see, it must be K. K. Singh's number.

Yes, let me keep it carefully. It might come to use.

I m so hungry.

Let me see if I can get something.

Wow! Sweets!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Fried rice!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Oh my God!

Hungry cock. All the food..

Listen to me. I am very hungry. Why did you hit me?

What did you do?

It'd get wasted otherwise. So I ate it.

Didn't you know that it's his birthday?

I didn't know.

Out.. out of the house.

Get out. You broke my bangles.

Sheetal. - What?

- Shall I say something? - What?

It's better if I do not tell you.

Get lost. Or else I will hit you.

God! I had cooked Chinese for him.

This guy has ruined my surprise.

No, it's difficult.

I can't come today.

You please handle it.

No, I am not sick. Just don't feel like.

Okay, bye.

See you.

Hello.

Hello. - This is Ajay's wife calling from his home.

Can I speak with the officer K. K. Singh?

Hello.

Whose call it was?

No one.

Any problem? - No, not at all.

Shall I receive it? - No.

Let me do it. You will get tired, darling.

Hello.

Is this officer K. K. Singh's number?

Hello.

What was he saying?

What happened?

Darling, one man was talking in weird language.

So, I imitated him.

Yes, there's one boy.

I thought he does that only at night.

You did the right thing.

You're right.

Ajay enjoys with two women.

He's lucky to have two women and I am still single?

Will my life spend in buying groceries and getting beaten up?

First of all, I need to leave this house.

Sheetal.

Sheetal.

- Sheetal, what are you doing? - Will you eye on me?

Are you mad?

Will you?

What are you doing, Sheetal?

You won't reform at any cost.

I'm already not in mood.

I haven't eaten anything.

I called up at his office.

But they said he has parked his bike outside and gone somewhere.

And I called up the inspector but heard some weird sound..

..from the other end.

Don't worry, Sheetal.

I shouldn't worry?

I feed you day and night and you are eyeing on me.

Am I a kid to feed me?

And I am not living here free of charge.

I pay you the rent.

What rent?

Do you remember last you had paid me 18 months ago?

When will you pay me now?

I will pay you before leaving.

This mean you won't go.

Now go and bring Ajay.

Me? - Will you go?

Are you going? - Yes, I am going.

Idiot. I am going. Mad woman.

Oh no!

What are you hiding?

Why would I? But if you come like this, anyone would get afraid.

Sir. Ajay is not at home. He has gone to work.

His wife must be at home.

Yes, she is. But she's tensed.

And lost her mental balance it seems.

Why do you stare at me, sir?

Sir, do you doubt me?

Look, sir. You take a look.

See this.

See this.

Did you see?

But why did you come here, sir?

I.. I had come here for investigation.

Investigation?

Because this morning someone has filed a report..

..that a delivery boy named Ajay is missing.

Sheetal must have filed the complaint, sir.

It's not a big deal.

If her husband wouldn't return home, will she not do this?

Had I been in her place, I too would have done that.

But if you've come here with that reason then..

..you've wasted your time.

Pappu.

My doubt is that if he had already come here..

..then who filed the report?

And that too why from the other address?

And what was that address?

Bungalow 135. Bajpat.

How's this possible?

Sir, how would I know? I don't know.

Yes, how will you know?

But why are you so scared?

Me? Sir, actually, I am not feeling well.

And also feeling cold.

Look, Pappu.

Ajay is not at home.

If you want to tell me something or if you're hiding..

..something then you can tell me.

Okay, I will have to personally go to that address and find out.

But, sir.

What?

That area is not under your power.

Pappu, you look fool but you are not.

Darling, I mean it. - What?

When I felt that I have lost you..

..I went mad. - Really?

I had lost it.

Then I thought we will love each other a lot..

..until we get old.

Okay?

And we will not be miser in loving each other.

Who's it now?

No, I will see.

This is Pappu Dudhiya.

Oh God!

What happened? Who's it?

No one, darling.

Why did you call here?

Are you mad?

How may I help you?

Stop acting, you idiot.

You've made a call. So say something.

Don't worry, tell me.

Listen. The police officer KK is coming to your other address.

Repeat.

Are you shocked?

Police officer KK is on the way to your second house.

Why?

What's wrong with you? Listen to me carefully.

He received a missing report of Ajay.

And he's going to your second house.

No, we've enough milk. We don't want it.

Hello!

Hello!

Has he got some head injuries?

Has he gone mad?

What happened? Who was it?

Do you remember Dudhiya who had saved me?

Yes. - It was him.

He said he has extra milk. We must buy it.

Something like that. - What?

He helped us. So now he wants us to buy his milk.

Yes, kind of. - He is mad.

And is this the time to call?

See.

Anyways, take this.

What's this? - Marriage papers.

We've completed one year.

This wasn't needed, darling.

We both love each other.

So, why do we need this?

It's not that I don't trust you.

It's because this will be right. I will like it.

I want to spend my entire life with you.

Darling, even I want the same. But you know..

I've thought about this the entire year.

And then taken a decision.

That you're the man I can spend my entire life with.

Till my last breath.

Darling, even I wish the same.

But this isn't needed.

That's why I want to make it legal.

And I also want a baby.

This is must for the baby.

Do you really wish this? - Yes.

Are you sure? - Yes.

Alright, we will go now.

Now?

We will finish it tomorrow morning.

First, let's finish what we started.

No, first marriage then we both will..

Let's go. - Yes, let's go.

Come on.

Since it's holiday, we will go out and have lunch..

..and spend the day outside.

Yes, but first we will get married.

Yes, we will do that. Go, take your purse.

Come fast. - Yes, I am.

Who has come now?

Stop. Stop.

What happened? - I think there can be police.

Police? - Yes, or the reporters.

What are you saying?

People feel that I have caught Bhupi, the don..

..and they will come to meet me.

But I don't want anyone to come between us.

How long they will trouble us?

Darling, whatever it is.

Whoever comes, tell him that I am not that man. Okay.

And yes, I don't want to meet them.

So I will be leaving from the backdoor.

Will you handle?

Yes. - And meet me at the front gate.

Okay? Good.

Go.

Oh, God.

Hello.

Pardon me.

You must be very tired.

Who are you?

- You must be in a state of shock. - Shock.

Let me introduce myself.

I am reporter Gupta.

Mr. Ajay.

I would like to congratulate you first.

Last night you did...

...which even the Police couldn't do.

Really?

What?

And shall I tell you something interesting.

Today morning...

I went to Pahadi Colony.

I met a man there.

Even his name was Ajay.

Isn't that interesting.

I met two guys on the same day whose name was Ajay.

Do you know him?

Yes.

- Do you know him. - He called in the morning and sounded happy.

He called you.

And he was happy too.

But where did he get your number?

Even I want to know that.

I think when someone...

...gets so famous.

Then it's easier to find him.

Like I fall asleep at night.

Wake up in the morning. And see that I've become famous.

Isn't that interesting?

You sleep at night.

Then you wake up.

And become famous.

I am already getting late.

And he had to show up now of all times.

Bobby. - Yes.

Come fast. I have to go. I'm getting late.

Yes. I'm coming.

You went to have water. You're having a banana.

Actually you know how much I like bananas.

Would you like to have?

No. I don't feel like. You eat. - It's very tasty.

No. Thank you.

You've done up the house very well.

As you know I am interior designer.

And the special thing is it was my husband's birthday yesterday.

And our wedding anniversary too. - I see.

Tell me. Which colour do you want?

Are you happy? - Yes. I'm very happy.

Okay. I'll take this one.

This will do.

By the way, what do you do?

Me? I have a wholesale business.

Do come with your husband some time.

To my house.

I'll explain in detail.

May I ask something? - Sure?

I hope you won't mind.

The rumours about you....

Are you gay?

Who told you?

Don't worry. Actually I heard.

That's why. Don't mind. Please.

May I tell you something?

I am gay.

Oh. Cute.

I'm getting late. Please. - Okay.

He is waiting for me. - Okay.

But do come with your husband.

Sure. - Let's go.

So tell me some more.

Sheetal. Meet him. This is reporter Gupta.

Hello, Mr. Gupta. - Hello.

How are you?

Great. - Are you here for my husband?

Do you know where he is?

Yes. Have seen him. - Have you met him?

Of course. - Keep quiet. Am I asking you?

Tell me. Where did you meet? When? How?

Tell me.

I just met him. - What do you mean you just met him?

I looked for him everywhere.

But he is nowhere to be found.

And do you know? He has a serious head injury.

Why are you looking at him?

I am asking. Why don't you tell?

Where is my husband? Tell me.

Why are you staring at my face like that?

Enough.

You are right. I'm also getting worried.

I'll also go mad.

Where on earth is Ajay?

A navy boy becomes a hero overnight.

And what do I do if he has kidnapped him?

Pappu.

Pappu.

Pappu.

Pappu went to school.

Yes. Pappu went to school.

What did you say?

It's my son's name.

And he has gone to school.

Why are you two whispering to each other?

Pappu's mother fed him and sent him to school.

I'll go crazy. God knows what these people keep saying.

One minute. - Now where are you going?

She behaves like this ever since she suffered the head injury.

Al Zazeera. - Alzheimer.

Wherein a person loses his memory and then regains it.

Yes. Al Zazeera.

Pappu. - Pappu has gone to school.

Yes. - He is about to return.

I'll go crazy.

Move.

We have a guest. Have you gone crazy?

Move.

Gupta, you tell me.

You know about my husband, don't you?

You are hiding something, aren't you?

Tell me.

- Sheetal, listen to me. - Leave me.

I'll not leave you today.

You bet.

- I'll not leave you. - Sheetal. Sheetal.

You see the kind of life I live.

You? - Madam, tell me something.

What? - In what grade does Pappu study?

Out. You too. Out.

Madam, in what grade does he....

Want me to tell you?

Want me to tell you?

They have driven me crazy.

Hello. Pappu has gone to school.

Yes. I'm so sly.

Oh, God. Let me call her.

Hello. - Hello.

Yes, love?

Sheetal, it's me. - Go on.

Why are you crying?

Are you going to tell me what happened?

I don't know. But everyone here except me has gone crazy.

Pappu was already mad.

Now he has become madder.

And the reporter Gupta too has gone mad with him.

Reporter Gupta? - Yes.

Was he there?

Yes. He was.

Look, don't cry.

Don't worry. But what's this lousy Pappu's problem?

Ajay.

Hello.

No one's talking.

Looks like the prey has fallen into the trap willingly.

Ajay. I just couldn't recognise you.

You live here?

Sir, can we go inside and talk.

Sure. Let's talk there.

I know it all.

Hence don't try to be too smart.

Sir, this house and that house are mine.

But my wife doesn't know that I have this house as well.

Sure. - As you know. How many problems a man faces in his life.

My wife gets tired working all day. Hence she needed privacy.

So I bought this house so that she gets privacy.

So that she can get rest. She also needs rest, right?

A person gets so tired.

Look, who is here.

Who? - This is called the blood between hearts.

Brothers in arms.

Ajay and Pappu.

Come here.

Yes. You. Come here.

I knew the prey will come here to me.

Your game is over.

You've fooled me enough.

Police has been looking for you since the last 6 months.

But today I got you.

What are you saying? - What am I saying?

Don't try to be too smart.

K.K. Singh. My name's K.K.Singh.

Tell me everything quietly.

You have no other choice.

But why are you doing this to us? - Why am I doing so?

Just look at their faces.

You are the ones who help Bhoopi the thug.

And I know you guys were trying to hide.

It was just an accident wherein Bhoopi the thug was caught accidently.

And you guys know what it happened.

Don't you?

I guess you must have fought over money.

Tell me. Where is he?

Idiot. - Quiet.

What are you doing here?

Quiet.

Where is it? - What?

List? - We don't know.

Looks like you won't talk like that.

Come on. Come on.

One minute.

You guys have wasted a lot of time.

Now I want the list. The list.

Right now at that.

Got it?

What, sir? What?

You moron. I want the list.

Okay. I'll start from the start.

Actually there is no list.

It all went wrong.

I'm sorry.

Don't apologize, my friend.

How long could we hide?

Good. Good.

Don't worry. Everything's going to be alright.

Why would I worry? I'm worried for you.

You don't need to be ashamed.

I see. There's no need to be ashamed.

Do you want to tell or should I tell?

What do I tell? You tell.

Cool.

You still haven't understood.

What have I not understood? I have understood it all.

You haven't.

Actually I and Pappu are this...

This? What is this?

This is a very special bond.

Ajay, stop talking like a lunatic.

What's wrong with you?

Trust me. Everything's going to be alright.

I know you will not believe this.

But still from the bottom of my heart...

From the bottom of my heart.

You see. You see.

This is the relationship we share.

This is the relationship we share.

When I and Pappu started living together a year ago..

..we found out that we love each other.

At first I tried to st"op myself.

I tried.

But then what could I do?

I had to give in to Pappu's innocent eyes.

And became gay.

But what could I do?

What could I do?

I had a wife. I had a wife.

That's why I needed this house.

Now I'll tell everything.

Enough, Pappu. Enough.

I understand what you feel.

But is it a crime to love?

Is it a crime to love?

But I will tell him everything.

I am talking. I get it.

60-40. 60-40.

Really? Promise?

Okay.

Sir, looks like someone's here.

Now you know everything about us.

So you would be leaving now, right?

Yes. I have understood everything.

But I also want to see who has come to meet you gays.

And yes. Don't try to move.

I'm very dangerous.

I'm sorry. I disturbed you.

Actually I came to take my bananas.

I mean I left my bag of bananas here.

I came to take it.

Bobby, you are here. Bobby is here.

Sir, this is Bobby.

Bobby, this is K.K sir. Say hello.

Hello. My name's Bobby.

Really pleased to meet you.

I'll go inside and get my bananas.

Sure. It's your own house. Take as many as you want.

What is all this?

That was Bobby. He lives nearby.

He often drops by to take bananas.

You have such weird friends. I just don't get this.

Thank God. My bananas didn't go bad.

I mean bananas.

What relation do you share with these two?

We? We are friends.

They are on top of me.

And I'm at the bottom.

I mean they live here and I live there.

You mean you're also gay.

Why? And what do you mean by also?

They are your friends. Don't you know these rascals are also gay?

Is it true that these two are also gay?

And what are you?

What do you mean? I'm not that.

Relax. Relax. I was joking.

Actually I am talkative. Okay. See you.

Have to do some cleaning at home.

Want some bananas?

I don't want your bananas.

Have them. It's good for you.

Okay. See you then. Bye.

Bye.

Okay, Bobby. Keep dropping by.

Hereafter I have nothing to do with what you do.

And I'm going. - Okay.

But listen...

I'm a dignified police officer. Got it?

And don't you dare mess with me again. Or stop me.

Gays. - But listen.

Listen. - Quiet.

Sir...

Are you doing alone in this green park? - I was...

Never mind. - I was...

I meant it will be stressful.

I mean I am a police officer. So you'll be nervous.

Do this. Give me your number.

And then trust me. No one will bother you.

Tell me. - Number...

Come on. Come on.

Don't be nervous. Come on.

98... - Hello, sir.

Santu. - Yes, sir.

Do you know? Ajay and Pappu.... - Yes, sir.

Both of them are gays.

What? - Yes. Exactly.

Keep watch on them.

Got it? - Sir. Sir. Don't assign me this job.

Hanging up. - He...Hello. Sir...Sir...

What happened, sir?

Pappu and Ajay are gays.

"They united just like that."

"They created a mess in a trice."

"They united just like that."

"They created a mess in a trice."

"Baywatch is now thing of the past."

"Gaywatch is now the trend."

"He has royal habits but has left everyone stunned."

"Stunned. Stunned."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt."

"There is no difference between male and female anymore."

"Shameless is the norm now."

"O Lord, what a mess is this. Everyone's a mess."

"There is no difference between male and female anymore."

"Shameless is the norm now."

"O Lord, what a mess is this. Everyone's a mess."

"One is large hearted."

"The other one is flirty."

"Their actions have drawn a line."

"They have no shame left."

"Now what is uncle going to say, uncle?"

"Uncle. Uncle."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Both look happy together."

"But they have destroyed the values."

"Both look happy together."

"But they have destroyed the values."

"They kiss and hug. Look at them kiss."

"They break all boundaries of shamelessness."

"The couple."

"Papa, you have been disgraced in the middle of the market."

"Disgrace. Disgrace."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

Stupid.

I won't conduct this inquiry, sir.

I am losing my mind.

Hey...

Are you blind?

I'll put you behind bars.

Darn him. Whom are you calling blind?

And stop staring.

Are you mad?

You're calling me mad?

You don't know to drive. And you're calling me mad.

Just because you got a license you're flying in it.

Idiot. Move.

You call me an idiot.

Butterball.

Stupid woman.

Rude. Idiot.

She called me mad. Idiot.

I'll not leave you.

Take 70-30. - For 70-30, you'll call me gay.

70-30 is a lot. Take it.

70-30 is a lot.

For 70-30, you'll call me gay.

It's just gay.

Try to understand.

It's the question of our lives.

Riya is here. Riya.

Riya is here. Riya.

Darling, you're here.

What are you two doing?

You think we are fighting, isn't it?

She thinks we are fighting.

Darling, this is Pappu.

The one who saved my life.

Say hello. - Hi.

I'm Pappu Dudhiya. - Okay. Okay.

And he was showing me how you milk a cow.

It's so funny. Watch.

How was that?

Like this. You twist like this.

Like this.

Now I can milk a cow.

Now we'll start a cattle farm.

You. Come inside.

Yuck.

Rascal.

O Lord, unite me with my husband.

All hail the Mother.

Just a minute, madam. Just a minute.

Hello. How are you?

Hello. Did you hear what I said?

I didn't. Tell me. What did you say?

Your husband is gay.

Gay? What is that?

I'll go crazy.

If he had to have affair he could've had it with a woman.

Affair. Who does it? I don't understand.

Understand carefully whatever I say.

I'm not joking.

It was still okay if it was with a girl.

But...I mean...

I mean that your husband is having a relationship with a man.

Man? - Yuck. They were saying such disgusting things.

I feel....I feel ashamed to even tell.

All you need to know is that your husband is gay.

Gay? What is that? I just don't understand.

Darn it.

I wonder what he was talking about.

I'll go find out.

Sir...

You're such a rascal. You have two girlfriends. And I have none.

And you've also turned me gay.

Sorry. I said what came to mind in the hurry at that time.

Shall I tell you something?

You are great with girls.

Tell me something honestly.

How did you impress Riya? Tell me honestly.

Get lost. - Tell me. Tell me.

Okay. I'll tell. - Tell.

What happened is that this happened on my birthday last year.

Birthday.

What happened is...

May I help you? - Yes please.

My car has broken down. Thanks.

Let me do it. Come here. - Please.

Hello. - What style.

What a beauty. How do I impress her?

Oh no. Hello.

Somebody help me.

Oh no.

Help. Someone.

Oh no.

Somebody help me.

Oh no.

Are you alright?

And this is how I wooed her.

Do you think I'll buy your melodramatic rubbish?

I'll believe anything?

Whether you believe or don't. This is the fact.

Anyways, that day I felt as if God gave me my birthday gift.

To be honest, I feel the God suffered a head injury that day.

What can I do? I'm helpless. I love Riya a lot.

And what about Sheetal? - I love her too.

Oh God. He is such a rascal.

Why? Can't a man love two women?

Look at me. Do I have any problem? No.

It's not about you.

I am worried because there are so many in this world who find true love.

And look at it.

If I remove my sandals at night I can't find them in the morning.

Anyways, whatever.

I did as much as I could for you.

I can't do anything more than this. I even became gay thanks to you.

I'm going.

Listen. - I became gay because I listened to you.

And look, I did whatever I could do for you.

I can't do anything more.

But listen... - And yes. Don't forget my favour. Got it?

Lay off. - But listen...

Lay off.

Where are you going to go? Have food before you go.

Darn you. I am going. Get lost.

He'll get me killed.

Have food. He turned me gay.

For the sake of his affair. Selfish guy.

Oh my God. So you are here.

Come on. Come. Come.

I am coming. - Come on. Let's go inside.

I'm coming. - Come on.

Come on. Let's go sit inside.

Come on.

All good?

So I decided that I'll come here...

...and find out about the relationship between you two.

And see. Your names are also similar.

And so are your actions.

Now something must be different, right?

And the amazing thing is that this is the same Ajay..

..who got Bhupi the thug nabbed.

What do you mean?

I mean I have seen lots of amazing things in my life.

But such similarly between two people with the name Ajay.

This is a first for me.

As they say. Matches are made in heaven.

Matches? Are we a couple?

This is why he is here.

What are they doing?

You two have become quite pally.

So let's talk business.

Darling.

What are you doing outside?

Well, he is here. So I was talking to him.

And Bobby was here. He was asking for some bananas.

He took them. - Okay.

Madam, I'm back.

Now why are you here?

I came here for some work.

But I am surprised to see them here.

Yes. I was surprised much earlier.

As they quite like giving surprises.

And listen. We don't drink. Got it?

You can go back to your stable if you want.

Pappu. Or whatever you name is. Got it?

He is hell bent on selling milk.

How does this madam know about Pappa?

Actually I and Ajay were talking about adopting my son Pappu.

Oh God. The condition at your house must be really bad.

Yes. It is getting worse.

O Lord, help me out.

Let me see.

That's right.

Come. Come. Sit.

He doesn't want me to talk about it.

But it is necessary to talk. Okay?

Once I went to his house I realised..

..that there are lots of problems in his life.

His wife's mental condition is not right.

Listen. His wife suffered an injury here.

Because or which has Al Zazeera.

Al Zazeera? - Its Alzheimer.

Yes. The same.

Al Zazeera.

And the shocking part is she is not recognising her son too.

The name of your son is Pappu, right? - Pappu.

No matter what. We should raise our children well.

After all, they're our country's future.

And Nehru said....

Sir. Sir.

Look, don't you think this matter has become quite sensitive..

..and I should get some more time.

I understood. Absolutely.

You don't want me to put pressure on you for it. - Yes.

So leave it. Leave it.

As it is, Sikander has said...

No. No. Not me.

This darned loincloth...

Can I use your bathroom? - Go. Go.

That way. Go.

Looks like someone's here. Should I open?

Go and open yours first.

Go. Go.

Open the door.

You go open it.

You go open it. Go. - Go.

Okay. - Go.

I will have to.

Oh no.

Pappu. Pappu.

He has gone to school.

Sheetal is here.

Open the door.

It's your house. You go.

I'll not go. It's your house. You will go.

You will go.

Sheetal.

Now what?

Nothing. - What do you mean nothing?

What nothing? And the door bell?

Pappu's wife is here.

She is mentally unstable. She is crazy.

Pappu's wife. What are you saying?

I don't know. She has me so bothered.

Praise the Lord.

Ajay.

Ajay.

- What? - She left. Come on.

Come on.

But how did she come here?

How would I know how she came here?

I had my heart in my mouth.

My heart is also in my mouth. You know.

I thought I was faced with a witch.

You might not know. I was also scared.

Had she really been there I would be left wondering as to what I should do?

Assume she was a witch. - Witch.

Sheetal. Sheetal.

Don't touch. Don't touch.

Stay away. And what's going on between you two?

What relationship is this?

It's not that. You're misunderstanding.

I am misunderstanding. Tell me the truth.

Excuse me. Can I freshen up for some time?

Okay. Let me.

Looks like this house has become a zoo.

And I told you. If I don't see them out of the house in 10 minutes I'll leave.

Who was she? Who was this girl?

Who was she?

Imposter. - What?

I mean she is not a girl. it's a boy.

And is posing as a girl. His name is not Riya. It's Resham.

You mean to say it's a boy not a girl.

Yes. That's what I'm telling. But you don't understand.

Oh God. I'll go crazy.

What happened? What happened?

I would've never imagined even in my dreams that you would cheat on me.

You are misunderstanding. I love you a lot.

Yes. He loves you a lot.

You just shut up.

I knew you would get spoilt in his company.

I feed him. I let him stay in my house.

And he has spoilt my husband.

Sheetal, it's not like what you think. I'm not gay.

You are wrong about me.

Great. All of you are here.

Pull this down at least.

I'm sorry. I didn't see.

I know you must be quite sad.

What we imagine doesn't happen all the time.

Such is life.

And no matter how many problems we face in life..

..we should face them bravely.

I don't know what you think about me.

But my personal opinion is no matter what.

No matter what. Pappu should live in this house happily.

This is the thunderous solution to this sensational problem.

You... - What are you saying?

Let's not discuss the rest here.

Let's have tea. I'll make. Special tea.

Come. Come. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Fresh hot tea.

Anyone who has it feels rejuvenated.

Here.

So you mean to say that you were going to celebrate your birthday with these two.

And I was waiting for you at home like an idiot.

Madam, have the tea at least. I have made it for you.

Special tea. - Tell me something.

Why have you come here?

Me? I'm their partner.

What happened? - Lay off.

Show me. - I said it's alright.

Don't you understand?

Perverted old man.

Pervert? Old man?

Who me? - So is your spirit sitting here?

I don't understand something.

Why is she calling me a perverted old man?

All three of you are alike. Absolutely.

And that boy who wears girls' clothes. He too is like you.

You still haven't left.

Sheetal. - What happened?

Pick her up. - What happened?

Quick. Quick. - Come on.

This way. - Come on.

Go this way.

Not this way. That way.

This way that way. What nonsense.

She has passed out. And moreover she is so heavy.

Let's go somewhere.

Get water, Pappu. - Pappu?

Pappu? - Pappu has gone to school.

Pappu?

Go. Never mind him.

Quick. Quick.

Go. Go.

Looks like we'll have to call the doctor.

Yes. I have heard that when a patient passes out like this..

..then you should massage his chest.

Ajay, come on. Do it.

Ajay.

What?

Sorry. You said Ajay. So I thought you were telling me.

You are a strange man.

Go, Ajay.

Go. Go.

Yes. Do it. Do it.

Has she regained consciousness? - No.

No?

But I loved it.

I have heard that if the person still doesn't regain consciousness..

..then you should give mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Yes. Go ahead. Do it.

Ajay, where are you going?

Sheetal is lying unconscious here and you are running away.

I'm in trouble thanks to you guys.

Lay off. - Ajay.

Oh no.

Where are you going?

Get inside.

What are you doing?

Who are you?

Who are you to ask me that?

Me? I'm police inspector K.K. Singh, Nainital.

So I'm reporter. Reporter Gupta.

Why are you back?

I can also ask you as to what are you doing here.

Excuse me. - Quiet. Keep quiet.

Yes. Say.

If you want to say something say it freely.

I...I... - No. I'll speak first.

Because I have found a clue.

Help. - Wait.

Save me from this witch.

I was fixing your clothes to make your comfortable.

Comfortable my foot.

Don't assume I'm those types.

Got it? - I'll go crazy.

What happened?

See. He was undressing me.

And yes. Don't try to fool me. Got it?

Just a minute.

You're the guy on the road, right?

Yes. You're the same girl, aren't you?

Girl? It's not a girl. He is a boy.

Undress her and check.

Mind your tongue.

I'm telling the truth.

He only wear girls' clothes. But he is a boy.

I see. I understood it right then.

Why have you come here again?

Everything had been sorted, right?

Me? I was about to tell you.

I have found a clue.

What?

And that clue is...

I have found out while investigating Bhupi the thug's case..

..that even that rascal is gay.

And all of you here are gay.

Gay?

And this boy here in the dress of a girl is also gay.

You think I'm stupid.

You think I'm stupid.

Enough, inspector. Enough is enough.

What is enough?

You. You are pursuing Resham. And you want to get her.

But let me tell you something.

While I'm alive I'll not let you get Resham. - Resham?

Yes. Resham.

This man had his eyes set on just one thing since the beginning.

And that was Resham.

Resham? - Resham?

Who me? - Yes you.

Hence this man was acting so dirty.

Am I right, Mr. K.K. Singh?

Sir, you too.

No. I'm not like that.

Yes. He is also the same.

Listen to me. Don't trust anyone here.

Everyone is the same.

I'll go mad. - I'll go mad with you guys.

All of you are crazy.

What are you doing here?

Why are you doing this to me?

Why are you doing this to me?

Leave. Leave right now.

One minute, madam. One minute.

Things will not be sorted like this.

The truth must come out.

And this will happen only when we speak the truth.

Okay?

Darling. - Darling?

What darling?

Stop calling him darling.

I don't understand something.

Why is this woman calling this man darling?

Is it because of Al Zazeera?

It's Alzheimer.

Enough. Now I'll tell everything.

Quiet. Quiet.

Pappu, you keep quiet.

Stop shouting.

Why are you calling this poor man Pappu time and again?

Pappu is his son's name who has gone to school.

Isn't it?

What rubbish. This man is a milkman, right?

He is not a milkman. He is gay.

Gay? - Gay.

Enough. I'll tell everything. I'll tell everything.

Hold on.

Okay. Okay.

Let's start this thing again.

And try to understand everything peacefully.

Okay?

Yes, Ajay?

Yes, sir. - He is calling you.

Will you just keep quiet?

There are two Ajays here.

So what do I do?

Two Ajays?

These two aren't Ajay.

These two are gay.

They're acting to hide this fact.

Oh my God.

Oh my God what? You're now exposed so you want God.

It's not that.

Quiet, Pappu. Quiet.

Quiet my foot.

Enough of the 70-30.

Now I'll tell everything. Everything.

Tell everything?

We have already told everything.

Keep the entire share.

What keep the entire share?

Enough is enough. Tell them everything.

What tell everything?

Enough is enough. I have also endured enough.

You two live together. - Oh no.

That's a lie.

These two are meeting only for the second time.

Say something. How long are you going to hide?

Tell everything.

What do I say? I have no words to tell.

Ajay, tell me.

So you used to go to Haldwani to meet this man.

Wow. What drama.

You're trying to take my husband from me.

Take? I did? - Yes. You did.

I took him. You're completely mad.

I am mad. You're mad. All of you are mad.

I guess someone else should talk now.

You just don't talk.

Do you even know anything?

I know everything.

Ever since your arrival things here have...

Things have become messy.

So tell them everything.

Yes. I should've listened to you.

Then listen to me now.

Go. Tell everything.

My lie has hurt you guys a lot.

And it has also created a lot of misunderstandings. - Yes.

First I want to tell that this man standing next to me is not Ajay.

And nor does he own a cattle farm.

His name is Pappu. And he is my friend.

And this lovely woman standing before me is not his wife.

And nor is this beautiful girl an imposter.

Actually...Actually these women are my wives.

No. Why are you saying so? Don't say that.

Darling, I would've preferred you say that you are gay.

I did all this to hide my affair.

I was living dual lives.

One in Bajpur and the other in Haldwani.

This means the thing that Pappu has gone to school is also a lie.

Oh God.

You gays are lying again.

You two and Bhupi the thug and Bobby.

All of you are gay.

I think you are also gay.

Darling, what is all this?

What's the truth? Say something.

Stop calling him darling.

He is my darling. - He is my husband.

Do you mean to say you have married this witch?

Witch? Who me?

Today we were going to submit our marriage documents to the court.

But you guys showed up before that.

And all this happened.

Who the hell are you?

Who am I? I'm his wife

Since the last 3 years. Got it?

And I'm not gay like you guys.

I'm simple.

Ajay, say something.

What on earth is the truth?

Who is telling the truth and who is not?

Who is gay and who is not? Speak up.

Say something. Why are you torturing us?

Talk.

Come here. Give me your hand.

This is Sheetal and this is Riya.

And I love these two a lot.

Yes. I understood everything.

We want to talk to Ajay in private.

Yes. We want to talk.

You guys understood. You want to talk in private.

Now that you've understood I don't care where we go.

Listen.

All is well now, right?

No. Not again. I understood. Don't beat me.

I understood.

Water.

Serves you right.

I couldn't find one.

And you're going around with two.

Very good. You deserve it.

Leave it.

I shouldn't see you after today. Got it?

Or I'll shoot you.

You had me so bothered.

I suggest shoot him right now.

Let's go.

Oh God.

They've beat you up real good.

You're my friend.

Get up, my friend.

They've thrashed you.

You're here. - They have turned you into a monkey.

Get up.

Pick me up.

Such sinners.

They're witches. They beat you up s o badly.

Let me see. Let me see.

They smashed his eyes. Oh God.

They told me they wanted to talk.

And they did this to me.

Let me see.

You look like a chimpanzee.

I'm afraid I might get fined.

Oh my God.

Vow. Take a vow that you not tease girls after today.

Take what? - A vow.

I am not in the condition to take any vow.

It means you'll not change.

I'll also get spoilt in your company. I'm going.

Don't go. No.

Rascal. He is never going to change.

My meter has started to work now.

Darn it. We are back to square one.

Yes. All because of you.

This wouldn't have happened had you not teased girls.

I have taken a vow that I'll not even look at a girl.

Sure? - Yes.

Then it's fine.

By the way, where are they these days? - Who?

Your hot girl and that bumpkin.

Riya has gone abroad.

And Sheetal ran off with my money. - What are you saying?

Yes.

Gosh. Riya.

That's Sheetal.

Sheetal. My money.

She is running off with my money.

You see. - Stop.

She'll run away.

She got in. - Chuck it.

They got in.

Idiot. He'll beat you.

She has escaped because of you.

She has escaped because of you.

What are you doing? He'll kill you.

Leave me. My money.

Pappu. Not to Pappu.

Flying kiss to me.

Darling. - Rascal.

Where are you going?

I lost all my money because of you.

And you're trying to run.

"They created a mess in a trice."

"They united just like that."

"They united just like that."

"They created a mess in a trice."

"Baywatch is now thing of the past."

"Gaywatch is now the trend."

"He has royal habits but has left everyone stunned."

"Stunned. Stunned."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt."

"There is no difference between male and female anymore."

"Shameless is the norm now."

"O Lord, what the heck. Everyone's a mess."

"There is no difference between male and female anymore."

"Shameless is the norm now."

"O Lord, what the heck. Everyone's a mess."

"One is large hearted."

"The other one is flirty."

"Their actions have drawn a line."

"They have no shame left."

"Now what is uncle going to say?"

"Uncle. Uncle."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Both look happy together."

"But they have destroyed the values."

"Both look happy together."

"But they have destroyed the values."

"They kiss and hug. Look at them kiss."

"They break all boundaries of shamelessness."

"The couple."

"Papa, you have been disgraced in the middle of the market."

"Disgrace. Disgrace."

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "

"Papa. Papa. Your son has got spoilt. "