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♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪
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♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪
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♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
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♪ When you're on a wild ride?
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♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪
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♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
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♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
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♪ It's Craig of the Creek
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♪♪
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Now I just gotta
to get that grout!
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[ Knock on door ]Get out!
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I gotta get ready work!Hey!
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I'm cleaning in there!
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Sorry, but I have
a realjob to get to.
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This is a real job, too!
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It's listed
on the job calendar
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with a gold star next to it
for Craig!
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What you do is chores.
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What I do is contribute
to my future
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and this country's
economy...
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by serving pizza.
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By the way,
you missed a spot.
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♪♪
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And then I had to clean
the bathroom all over again!
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Bernard thinks he's such a
b'dult, but he's just b'nnoying!
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Yeah, what a b'buttface.
Ow!
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Kelsey, do you have
to measure so hard?!
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Yes, JP.
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How will we know
if the shrink ray works
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if we don't know
your measurements?
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Man, I wish I could go
to Pasta La Vista
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and order a million pizzas
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just so I could boss him
around for once.
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Well, I don't know about you,
but I definitely don't make
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enough allowance
for a million pizzas.
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Maybe there's something else
we can afford.
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I think it's time to open...
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the vault![ Both gasp ]
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That's, like, 30 sofa cracks
worth of coins!
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I know we were planning
to save this money
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for when jet packs
finally hit the market,
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but I think we can all agree
this is for a better cause --
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to annoy my brother.
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♪♪
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Kelsey: [Robotically]
Handprint identified.
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[Muffled] Facial recognition
confirmed!
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Password?
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[ Squawking ]
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Password accepted.
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♪♪
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Okay, I call this
the "Alexis Special"...
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every drink in the restaurant --
including coffee creamers.
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[ Slurps ]
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[ Gags ]
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We really
need some costumers.
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Hello, and welcome
to Pasta La Vista!
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Craig?!
What are you doing here?
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We're waiting
to be seated.
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We're full.
Craig!
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Are you visiting
your brother for lunch?! Aww!
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That is so sweet!
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I wish I had a brother
who would visit me.
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My brother is
10 years older than me
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and lives in Oregon
with his fiancée,
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and we do not talk
about the news.
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Craig was
just stopping by,
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but now he and his friends
have to go.
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Aww, they should stay!
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It is so dead in here.
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Ugh!
All right.
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So I'm guessing
it'll be three ice waters...
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since y'all only know how to pay
with marbles or whatever.
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Au contraire,
my bro-there.
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We plan on
splurging today.
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A sock?
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You're looking at all
the leftover lunch money
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we've been saving
for a whole year.
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And I believe we have
just enough to order the...
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[Diabolically] unlimited salad
and breadstick special!
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[ Gasps ]
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[Normal]
And we're all really hungry,
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so we plan on
being here allday.
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Why are you doing this?
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Revenge for
your deeds, brother.
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When mom finds out about this,
you're dead!
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Well, mom isn't here
to save you now, is she?
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Fine!
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But you three better not make
a scene in this restaurant!
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I assure you
my companions and I
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are well-acquainted
with our manners
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and will only be
at our best behavior.
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All: Breadsticks! Breadsticks!
Breadsticks! Breadsticks!
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Here are
your breadsticks!
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All: Yay!
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Ooh...
Oh...
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And here's your salad.
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Um, excuse me.
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I would like
some cheese.
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Oh, whatever.
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Say "when."
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Say when, Craig.
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Craig!
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Craig?
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♪♪
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Craig, I legally can't stop
until you say "when!"
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Say when, Craig!
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♪♪
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That was...
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all the Parmesan
we had in the restaurant.
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When.
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♪♪
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Mmm!
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[ Humming ]
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♪♪
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At long last, after a lifetime
of constant disrespect,
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I'm finally getting
my revenge on Bernard.
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This is for messing up
my chores!
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And this is for recording
over all my TV shows!
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And this is for telling me
that all those turkeys
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we cook leave turkey ghosts
in the oven!
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Yeah, you go, Craig.
You eat those feelings.
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Oh, waiter?!
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Is there a problem?
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Yes, my water
doesn't enough ice!
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And mywater
has too muchice!
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[Affected accent]
It's unbearable,
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simply unbearable!
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There.
Are we good?
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Hey, what about me?
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What about you?
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I want a milky.
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You can't afford
a "milky."
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Aww. I'll just take, like,
12 coffee creamers then.
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[ Groans ]
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Man: Hello? Hello?!
A customer is here!
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Welcome to
Pasta La Vista!
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I believe the sign says
"Wait to be seated,"
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not "wait to starve
to death."
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Oh, sorry, I was just--I don't care.
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Where's my table?
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Right this way, sir.
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Uh, today's specials are--Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp!
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I'm not interested
in any expired shlop
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you're trying
to get rid of.
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I will have the--
-Waiter!
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Excuse me.
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What do you want?
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We would like a refill
on our unlimited salad, please.
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What?! You haven't even
finished that one yet!
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We ate all the olives,
and that is the part we like.
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Okay, I'll get you more olives
in a minute!
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I'm so sorry, sir.
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Like I was saying,
I will have the--
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-Waiter?!
-What?
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There is a hair
in our food!
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That's a feather.
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Oh.
[ Chuckles ] Oops.
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[ Groans loudly ]
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Okay, so you said you would
like to order a--
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-Waiter?!
-What now?
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Where's the bathroom?
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Hrrrg!
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I'm so sorry about--I'll just have
a meatball sub!
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Make it quick!
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I don't think that made
a difference at all...
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Alexis: I'm sure business
will pick up in a couple weeks.
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It's the beginning
of summer.
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Everyone's on vacation
right now.
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All I know is there
are no customers,
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and no customers
means no money.
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Maybe your brother
will give you a good tip?
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He's paying
with loose change in a sock.
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He's not going to give me
extra money for good service.
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Our 15-year plan is
not off to a great start.
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Don't worry,
I've accounted for that.
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right now, we're on
the "mauve path,"
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where every summer before
we graduate high school,
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we work at Pasta La Vista,
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putting money towards
our college education
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and our future careers
as a humanitarian power couple.
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Now, if this job doesn't
work out, we can follow
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the "teal path,"
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where we both donate
our blood plasma every week,
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while looking for jobs
in Herkleton Mills.
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The commute
will be longer,
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and we'll need to monitor
our blood sugar closely,
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but in the end, we should net
the same amount of savings.
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Bernard: Let's hope
it doesn't come to that.
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Ugh. I don't feel so great
about this.
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Oh, I'm not feeling
too great either.
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Breadsticks are pushing in
many directions in my body.
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No, I mean
about my brother.
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Are we being too mean?
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Nah! This is his job --
feeding our insatiable appetite!
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Pass me
another breadstick!
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It's just he's working
really hard and -- whoa!
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Whoa!
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I am so, so sorry.
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This is the worst service
I have ever had!
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You lost a valued customer
today, kid!
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A valued customer
and a tip!
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Hasta la vista,
Pasta La Vista!
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Oh, no! We messed up Bernard's
only chance at getting money
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that doesn't smell
like feet!
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-Wait!
-Wait!
-Wait, sir!
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Guh!
Wait!
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[ All groaning ]
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You guys go on without me.
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I think those bottomless
breadsticks found a bottom.
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We're not
gonna make it.
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He's so...far away.
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You can't give up
already, Craig!
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You gotta --
[ Gulps ] --
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do this
for your breadsticks...
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I mean, your brother.
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Both: Wait!
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Mister, please wait!
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Ah, children!
What do you want?
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Please, mister, you gotta
go back and leave a tip --
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it's really important!Pfft!
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I'll do no such a thing!
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That waiter was terrible!
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Why on Earth should
he get a good tip?
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Please, sir,
he's my brother!
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This job meant a lot to him,
and I messed it all up!
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He didn't make any money today
because of me.
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Now, he'll never save enough
for school,
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and then he'll never
get an education,
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and then he'll have
to sell his blood!
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Oh, that guy
was your brother, huh?
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Yeah,
I got a tip for him --
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if he wants to
make money so bad,
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then he can get a real job!
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Huh?
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Kelsey?
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Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay, little girl?
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[ Crying ]
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Oh, geez!
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How bad is it?
Here, let me see.
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Don't look at it!
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Oh!
Okay, okay!
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Uh, do you want me
to call your mommy?
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I only have a dad!
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Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!
I didn't know, I didn't know!
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Uh, is there anything
I can get you,
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an ice pad,
some candy -- anything?!
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Can...I...have...
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$10?
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S-S-Sure!
I can give ya $10!
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I can give ya $10 right now!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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W-w-wait,
make it $20.
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$20?!
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[ Sobbing ]
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00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:21,691
Okay, okay, $20!
256
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,804
Here you go -- $20!
257
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:28,700
[Sobbing] Thank y-you.
258
00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:33,461
Here ya go, Bernard -- payment
for our meal, plus a $20 tip.
259
00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:35,504
What?
How did you get this?
260
00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:37,811
By pretending
I got hurt.
261
00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,054
[ Both gasp ]
262
00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:40,946
I'm gonna go look
for a first-aid kit!
263
00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,565
I-I can't take this.
264
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:44,567
Please, Bernard,
you earned it.
265
00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:48,159
You may be a jerk sometimes,
but you're a hard-working jerk,
266
00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:49,889
and you deserve more than
to have to put up
267
00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:51,685
with another jerk like me.
268
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,410
Thanks, Craig.
269
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,475
Ya know what?
270
00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:55,995
Wait here.
271
00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:58,694
Breadsticks to go --
on the house!
272
00:10:58,727 --> 00:11:00,797
[ All groan ]
273
00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:02,082
All: Okay!
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00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:06,251
♪ When it's time to go to bed
275
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♪ I know
I don't have to feel alone ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
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♪ At the creek
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Just like I drew it.
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