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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,152 --> 00:00:02,584 - VINNY: You gotta know when to shut up. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,687 I don't wanna hear no more, man. - Listen to this, man. I mean-- 3 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,288 - I don't wanna hear no more. Stop following me! 4 00:00:06,424 --> 00:00:07,790 - I can do stand-up. You just--let me tell you, 5 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,491 let me tell you what I can-- look at this one. 6 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:10,859 - Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? 7 00:00:10,995 --> 00:00:12,728 - He thinks he's a comedian, that's what. 8 00:00:12,863 --> 00:00:14,663 - Well, I can do anything I put my mind to. 9 00:00:14,799 --> 00:00:16,765 - Except make people laugh. You can't do that. 10 00:00:16,901 --> 00:00:19,501 - Okay, okay, listen to this. This is about to be hilarious. 11 00:00:19,637 --> 00:00:22,738 Okay, what did one ocean say to the other ocean? 12 00:00:22,873 --> 00:00:24,106 - I don't know. 13 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:27,176 - They didn't say nothing. They just waved. 14 00:00:27,311 --> 00:00:29,545 - I'm killing doc, I'm killing! 15 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,814 - No, you need to be killed. You need to be killed! 16 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,449 - MR. BROWN: Okay, okay, Vinny listen, listen. 17 00:00:33,584 --> 00:00:35,350 Watch this, watch this. Vinny. 18 00:00:35,486 --> 00:00:37,486 You want to hear a construction joke? 19 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:41,290 I can't 'cause I'm still working on it. 20 00:00:41,425 --> 00:00:42,925 - So stupid! 21 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:45,761 - MR. BROWN: Hey, what'd you get the medal for? 22 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:47,129 - Okay, look. 23 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,798 I won the 100 yard dash at field day. 24 00:00:49,934 --> 00:00:51,734 You should've seen it. I smoked them boys. 25 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:54,403 I don't even know what happened. It was like a blur. 26 00:00:54,538 --> 00:00:56,972 - It's called being in your zone, man. 27 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:59,108 See, you got that in your blood. 28 00:00:59,243 --> 00:01:01,810 I won field day at the highest level 29 00:01:01,946 --> 00:01:05,781 at Denmark Technical School, baby, HBCU. 30 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:08,417 Denmark, South Carolina, man. Sure did. 31 00:01:08,552 --> 00:01:11,754 - You ain't the only one that know how to run fast. 32 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:14,156 I won field day at my high school at the middlest level. 33 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,658 Yes, and I bet you didn't know I was in the Olympics. 34 00:01:16,794 --> 00:01:18,293 - Really? - MR. BROWN: Oh yeah. 35 00:01:18,429 --> 00:01:20,729 You know the Black man that was on the thing with 36 00:01:20,865 --> 00:01:23,165 the head like that and you couldn't see his face? 37 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,533 That was me. 38 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,435 - You was the black fist? 39 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:28,137 - Yeah. That's me. 40 00:01:28,272 --> 00:01:30,172 - Brown, you ain't never beat nobody in a foot race. 41 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,274 Stop lying, man. - I could beat you! 42 00:01:32,409 --> 00:01:33,942 - Okay, you know what? I would beat you, 43 00:01:34,078 --> 00:01:36,678 but my mama told me don't fight ugly people 44 00:01:36,814 --> 00:01:38,680 'cause they ain't got nothing to lose. 45 00:01:38,816 --> 00:01:41,016 - Well, I bet your mama ain't never had a fight either then. 46 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:42,184 Don't talk about my mama, man. 47 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,385 - Hey, hey, hey... 48 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,454 break it up, guys! - What? 49 00:01:45,589 --> 00:01:47,022 - There's only one way to settle this. 50 00:01:47,158 --> 00:01:49,725 - Well, I know how to settle it. - No, no, to decide 51 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,593 who the supreme athlete is-- - Mh-mm? 52 00:01:51,729 --> 00:01:55,430 - We'll have a Mr. Brown versus Grandpa Vinny field day. 53 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:57,466 - Oh, I'mma bring it! I can see it now. 54 00:01:57,601 --> 00:02:00,435 Leroy FL Brown. 55 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:03,172 - The FL is for Fast as Lightning. 56 00:02:03,307 --> 00:02:05,040 I'm about to smoke him like a cigarette. 57 00:02:05,176 --> 00:02:07,509 Just--just like that. 58 00:02:07,645 --> 00:02:09,044 - And I'm about to run the color out them 59 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:10,913 ugly ass pants. 60 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,881 - Did you see that? 61 00:02:13,017 --> 00:02:15,184 I just ran outside and came back. 62 00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:16,518 Need me to slow it down? 63 00:02:16,654 --> 00:02:19,154 I'm back. Cold, cold 64 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:22,925 - Just left your mama's house. I'm back again, look at that. 65 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,527 - This is gonna be good. 66 00:02:25,663 --> 00:02:26,995 - ♪ 67 00:02:27,131 --> 00:02:29,631 - ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 68 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:33,235 ♪ No matter where you go I'm behind you for sure ♪ 69 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,138 ♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪ 70 00:02:36,273 --> 00:02:38,874 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪ 71 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,328 - Ooh, Crawford has a good Political Science department. 72 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:48,300 - Mmm. Speaking of colleges. 73 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,536 Have you narrowed down your list yet? 74 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,772 You know, maybe Bridgewell. 75 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:56,441 I know they made it to this year's top 76 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,744 Ivy League schools. - Okay, of course? 77 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,213 It's been like the only thing that's on my mind. 78 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,849 Okay, so I've narrowed it down to two schools. 79 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,784 But I'm torn between the two. 80 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,886 Okay, I mean, you know I love Bridgewell, right? 81 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,055 It's your alma mater and it's a great school. 82 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,558 But, there's one more school that I love. 83 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,793 - Ooh! Love it? Love it? 84 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,895 - Okay, look, look, look. Crawford College, 85 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:19,398 it is so perfect. 86 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,166 Yeah, I like Crawford. I mean, it's 87 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,202 a good school, babe. But, oh my gosh, Bridgewell is 88 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:27,906 so much more diverse. I mean, Black, white, Hispanic, 89 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,743 Asian, Brazilian, Indian, Africans, like, you gonna meet 90 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,046 so many interesting people. You gonna get to 91 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:37,549 get that passport stamp, you know what I'm saying? 92 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,785 - Right, okay, look, I've entered the summer programs 93 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,554 for both of the schools, so. We'll just have to wait 94 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,556 and see what happens. But I'll have to 95 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,191 make a decision very soon. 96 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,860 - You know, any school would be lucky to have you. 97 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,796 Right? I'm so proud of you. 98 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,564 - Thanks Mom - [Leah clearing throat] 99 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,232 - LEAH: But. 100 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,602 I would be really proud and excited if you decided 101 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,004 to go to Bridgewell. 102 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,406 - Okay, bye, Mom. 103 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,209 - I mean, you know, it's a good school. 104 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,911 - Okay, bye, Mom. - Right? 105 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,480 We could be like twinsies! We could get matching university 106 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:09,781 shirts, girl! - Okay, I don't know 107 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:10,983 about twins. - Yeah. Right? 108 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,618 - We're not wearing the same clothes. 109 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,186 - I wonder if they'd let-- - We will never wear 110 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,120 the same clothes. - Never? 111 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,521 - We will never wear 112 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,123 the same clothes. - Girl. Girl. When you get 113 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,791 an alumni shirt, we're gonna wear the same clothes, okay? 114 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,426 I'm gonna come sit in one of your classes. 115 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,629 - Okay, goodbye, goodbye. - I wonder if Professor Jackson 116 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,097 is still-- - You know what? Mom-- 117 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,798 - I still think-- you don't want your clothes? 118 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,067 Close your brother's drawer. You're putting me out! 119 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,770 I'm gonna come and visit you at college, 120 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,238 you know! 121 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,940 I'm paying for it. 122 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,709 - Hey. 123 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,511 - Hey baby, what's wrong? 124 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,280 - I'm having trouble deciding which college I want to attend. 125 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:45,250 I mean, I have two top choices, but I love them both. 126 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,886 - Girl, with your track record and your grades, any school 127 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,589 in the world would want you. Which two schools? 128 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,290 - Bridgewell and Crawford. 129 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:56,128 - That's easy for me! Crawford, it was my alma mater. 130 00:04:56,263 --> 00:05:00,699 Yes, we ranked number one for several years, HBCU. 131 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,567 There's no better school than Crawford. 132 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,603 - I know, I love Crawford so much. 133 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,104 But, I also love Bridgewell. 134 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,974 - You know, there's no comparison between an HBCU 135 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:12,010 and a traditional college like Bridgewell. 136 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,914 - Beg to differ. 137 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:18,450 - What makes an HBCU better than a traditional college? 138 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,086 - Have you ever been to a opera? Or know what opera is? 139 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,623 - Yeah, I know what an opera is. - That will be Bridgewell, okay? 140 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,692 And, uh, if you... have you ever been to 141 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,194 the Battle of the Bands? - Mm-hmm. 142 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,632 - That's a HBCU, baby. We be breaking it down. 143 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,434 - Are you going to school to boogie 144 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,035 or to get an education? 145 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,138 - We going for both! - REGINALD: Oh? 146 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:42,140 At a traditional school like Bridgewell, 147 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:45,043 there's more resources. 148 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:48,080 The more majors, more internships, 149 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,981 more opportunities. 150 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,984 - CORA: That's why I love my HBCU, baby. 151 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,886 We built sisterhoods together 152 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,322 that still stand strong to this day. 153 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:01,093 And we even fought injustices and help build our community. 154 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:04,096 We did everything we could to make it better for y'all, baby. 155 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,664 See what I'm saying? Sandra, ain't nothing 156 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:09,000 like the HBCU. - Bridgewell, no comparison. 157 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,770 Bridgewell is a much finer institution. 158 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,171 - It's all right. But you know what? 159 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:15,707 I'm going to Bible study. I'll talk to you later. 160 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,908 You have a good evening, Mr. Reginald. 161 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,111 - Yeah, yeah, Bridgewell. 162 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:23,115 - Oh, hey, hey y'all. I see y'all, what's up? 163 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,151 - Hey, Philip. What college are you going to? 164 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,687 - Bridgewell. 165 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,388 - Because mom and dad went there? 166 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:35,227 - No, 'cause Charlotte's going. And wherever she goes, I go. 167 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:38,296 - Okay, you know what? I am done talking to you. 168 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:41,366 Oh, Miss Anastasia! What college did you go to? 169 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,935 - Oh! Sit down. 170 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:48,106 I went to the Griffin University, 171 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:51,877 the foremost HBCU in the country. 172 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,881 It took me from my small town into the big city of DC. 173 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:59,918 And I had the time of my life. 174 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:03,321 We worked hard together, we cried together, 175 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:07,726 and we partied like there was no tomorrow! 176 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,127 - Everyone wants me to go to the college 177 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,929 that they like the best, but no one's even 178 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,732 asked me how I feel. - Well. 179 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,802 How you feel sweetheart? 180 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,770 - I really don't know. 181 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,845 - [blows whistle] - Ooh, wow. 182 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,747 - That's loud! - Oh, we old. We old now. 183 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,148 - All right, all right. - Come on now. 184 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,683 - How everybody feeling? - Yeah, I'm feeling good! 185 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:32,851 - PHILIP: Y'all feeling good? 186 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,786 How's the knees? How's the knees? 187 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,022 All right, this is event number one 188 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,125 in the Mr. Brown versus Grandpa Vinny field day. 189 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,359 - Okay! 190 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,628 - PHILIP: So we gonna start off with a nice... 191 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,297 Okay. I see you. 192 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,866 We're gonna start off with a nice strong sack race. 193 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,935 - Gotcha. - But we're gonna keep it clean. 194 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,704 No running, no touching. - Gotcha. 195 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,807 - [farts] - And no farting, Grandpa Vinny! 196 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,376 - If I fart before the race, does that count? 197 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,045 - Yes, just don't fart at all. 198 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,413 - Okay. All right, all right. 199 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,348 - PHILIP: Alright, so the first one down 200 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,549 and back to me wins. 201 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,518 Hop only. 202 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,920 - Hey, I'mma show you how I did it at field day 203 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,356 at my high school. I'm in the hall of fame. 204 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,592 - For what? - For the pole vault. 205 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,960 - It had to be one strong-ass pole. 206 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,461 - PHILIP: All right, all right, all right, 207 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,729 enough of the chit-chat. 208 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,331 Feeding bags, we good? Okay. 209 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,832 - I'm a good sportsman. - VINNY: Yeah. 210 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,900 - Good luck. 211 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,735 I hope you get second. 212 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,537 - I got this in the bag, shut up. 213 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,005 - Now we're ready. 214 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,673 - Hey! Any last words? 215 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:33,545 - Uh, yeah, you look like a cross between Richard Simmons 216 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,580 and Bruce Bruce. - PHILIP: Hey, hey, hey! 217 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,482 - [blows whistle] 218 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,050 - On your marks! - Uh-huh. 219 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,019 - Get set! - Uh-huh. 220 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:43,855 - [blows whistle] 221 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:48,493 - [grunting] 222 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,030 - [blows whistle] 223 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,765 - We told you about that! Stop with that, wachu doin' man? 224 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,100 - All right, all right, all right. 225 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,035 Event number two. - VINNY: Okay. 226 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,237 - Toilet paper challenge. 227 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,706 - This ought to be right up your alley, Brown. 228 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,541 - I'm about to wipe you with this. 229 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,944 - Anyways. 230 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,412 Alright, so what you're going to do. 231 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,847 Grab the toilet paper, put it on your head, 232 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:09,848 and do a squat. 233 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,183 Like this. - Uh-huh. 234 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,054 - Oh, that boy's talented. - He's good, look at it, man. 235 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,055 - You talented, you must got some 236 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,223 African in you or something. 237 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,058 - Yeah, he does, just a little bit. 238 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,627 - All right. So you're going put the toilet paper on your head, 239 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,762 do a squat down and rise. 240 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:24,963 - Okay. - That's one set. 241 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,665 - Okay. - First person to 10 wins. 242 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,999 - Wow! - Got it! I got it! 243 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,901 - We can do that. - I got this! 244 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,202 - It ain't no problem. 245 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,570 - Alright. On your marks. - Here we go. 246 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,705 - Get set. - Spread them out, 247 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,473 spread them out! - [blows whistle] 248 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,809 - We got to go low! - That's as low as I can go! 249 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,377 - All right. - I can't go no lower! 250 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:40,845 - Come, come back up! - I'm locked! 251 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,314 - Come back... - I'm locked there! 252 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,416 - PHILIP: Are you twerking or shaking, Mr. Brown? 253 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,784 Get up! - Oh, god! 254 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,719 - Help me! 255 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,254 - My hip went out! 256 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,221 - I gotcha! 257 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,994 Okay. Okay. 258 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,562 Well, that didn't work. 259 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:01,199 - Look at my leg shaking, look at my leg shaking. 260 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:03,034 - My gosh. Stop, stop, stop! 261 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:08,173 Alright since neither of you completed event one or two, 262 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,475 the winner of event three is going to be our winner. 263 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,310 - Well, what's event three? 264 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:16,448 - One event, three words. One chip challenge. 265 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,949 - One chip challenge? 266 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,251 - All it's gonna be is just one chip? Come on now. 267 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,354 - Both of you guys gonna eat one spicy chip 268 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,056 and whoever reaches for the safety glass of milk first 269 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,726 is the loser. - Oh, I got this one. 270 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,028 I been eating chips a long time. 271 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,130 Bring the chips out! 272 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,665 - All righty. Thank you. 273 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,899 - Thank you. - All righty. 274 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,368 - [squealing] 275 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,770 - Oh my goodness. Is that the acceptance letter 276 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,438 for the summer program at Bridgewell? 277 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:42,207 - They're summer program letters from both Bridgewell 278 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,175 and Crawford. They've come at the same time. 279 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,977 - Oh my goodness. - Good luck! 280 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,579 Okay, you have to understand 281 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,614 if I get accepted into one of the summer programs, 282 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,549 it's about a 90 percent chance that I'll get accepted 283 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,685 into the university next year. - Well, come on, honey! 284 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,588 Let's roll with it! 285 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,922 - REGINALD: Good luck. 286 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,157 - Come on, baby! 287 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,459 What does it say? What does it say? 288 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,933 - The suspense is killing me. 289 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,002 - You? 290 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,609 - I guess she didn't get into either one. 291 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,848 - No, no, no, no, no. 292 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,685 She got accepted into one of these. 293 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,489 Okay, she got accepted into the summer program at Crawford. 294 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,658 - Oh, now I came home at the right time! 295 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,528 Now that's some great news! 296 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,264 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! She got accepted into 297 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:43,201 the summer program at Bridgewell, yes! 298 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,036 - That's okay, that's okay. 299 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,372 But we know it's Crawford. Crawford it is. 300 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,840 - Says who? 301 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,342 - Says America. She needs to go to school 302 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,145 with her people so she can learn more about her culture 303 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,947 - America? - Yes! 304 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,283 - She needs to get the best education. 305 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,019 She needs to be somewhere with top-of-the-line technology 306 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,954 so she can push forward. 307 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,256 - A larger institution will allow Sandra 308 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,760 to spread her wings and explore all majors. 309 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,428 - Say that, Mr. Reginald. 310 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,597 - It's an easy choice if you ask me. 311 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,433 - First of all, ain't nobody asked you, Mr. Reginald. 312 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,335 - You can say anything you want. We want her to get 313 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,771 the best education for her. 314 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,972 - Absolutely. - Okay? 315 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,109 - Yeah, that would be Crawford. 316 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,377 Wait a minute, where you going? 317 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,081 - We'll support you in whatever decision you make, babe. 318 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,117 - I know you want me to go to Bridgewell, Mom. 319 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,252 - LEAH: Your dad and I 320 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,521 will support whatever choice you make. 321 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:40,191 Even if that means you go to that other school. 322 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,627 - Oh, you mean Crawford College? 323 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,331 One of the best schools for Black women in the country? 324 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,767 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that other place. 325 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:55,240 - You, you have not one but two colleges that want you. 326 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,709 You're blessed. You even... 327 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,344 you're better than blessed. 328 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,481 - LEAH: Baby, she's right. She's, she's right. 329 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,485 I just got caught up. I got caught up in wanting you 330 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,854 to, to you know, go to the same place I went. 331 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,623 Like, do all the same things I did, 332 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,558 go to the same places I went to when I was... 333 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,126 - Homecoming Café, - LEAH: Yes! 334 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,529 - Q-Time, Annie Laura's Kitchen. Yes, I know, Mom. 335 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,197 - Boring. 336 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,966 - Now, I told you about cutting me off earlier today. 337 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,201 Remember that? 338 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,969 - Sorry. - LEAH: Mm-hmm. 339 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:30,542 But your dear mother would, um, forgive you and let that slide 340 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,645 if you decide to go to Bridgewell. 341 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,613 - So, it's time you put on your big girl boots 342 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,982 and it's all on you. 343 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,551 Crawford College! 344 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,119 - Bridgewell! 345 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,086 - Crawford College! 346 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:46,324 - Bridgewell! 347 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,059 - CORA: Crawford College! Oh yeah! 348 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,995 - Bridgewell! 349 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,264 - Ooh, mama jokes, okay! Your mama, 350 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,899 your mama's so dumb! 351 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,301 - How dumb is she? 352 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,170 - She saw a sign that said, "Disneyland left" 353 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,406 and she went home. 354 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:06,010 - Oh really? Oh really? His mama's so stupid. 355 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,046 - How stupid is she? 356 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,414 - She took a ruler to bed 357 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,482 to see how long she was sleeping! 358 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,884 I'm killing you! 359 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,452 Killing it! 360 00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:17,422 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! Your mama's so old. 361 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,157 - How old is she? 362 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,992 - I hit her in the back and her boobs fell off. 363 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,594 One, two. 364 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,829 - Nah, nah, nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Listen! 365 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,598 His mama's so big. 366 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,566 - How big is she? 367 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,336 - She had to go to the car wash to take a shower! 368 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,404 I'm killing you! You're dead! 369 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,039 - Let's put a stop to this, something your mama 370 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,774 don't ever say, anyway. 371 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,244 We gonna check what a man I am. 372 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,179 - All right, all right. - What's in the bag? 373 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,481 - Oh, oh you'll see. 374 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,150 All right, so, the rules are as follows. 375 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,485 Okay, it's very simple. 376 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,721 Both of you guys eat the entire chip 377 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,990 and whoever reaches for their glass of milk first 378 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,925 to stop the burning sensation loses. 379 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,059 Understood? 380 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,728 - You know, when I was a baby. 381 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:01,232 I had Mexican jalapeños in my breast milk. 382 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,700 You know what? 383 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,169 My mama used to make red pepper collard greens 384 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,039 that'll burn your tongue completely off. 385 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,341 And I put hot sauce in mine. 386 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,643 - Ooh. 387 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,345 - Look, you have to wear a glove to transfer 388 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,148 the chip to your mouth. It's so spicy 389 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,285 that it can burn your skin. 390 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,886 - Ain't got to wear no glove. 391 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,489 - If you touch your eye, if you touch your eye! 392 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,857 We're gonna have to go to the hospital. 393 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,660 - Mr. Vinny, uh, Mr. Brown, put the glove on. 394 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,528 - All right, I'll put the gloves on. 395 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,931 - Ain't no chip with no glove. - Chip for a glove. 396 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,500 - Just one chip, how bad can it be? 397 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,001 - This is some stupid stuff. 398 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,737 - All right. On your mark. 399 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,572 Get set. - Okay. 400 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,109 - [blows whistle] 401 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,981 - PHILIP: The entire chip. The entire chip. 402 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,382 - MR: BROWN: Read 'em and weep. 403 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,285 - [cheers and applause] 404 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,020 - Any second now. - SANDRA: You can do it Grandpa! 405 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,822 Grandpa, you can do this! 406 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,290 - Any second now! 407 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,292 Any second. 408 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,627 - PHILIP: There, there it goes. 409 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,264 - Woo-hoo! 410 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,001 - JEREMY: Drink the milk! 411 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,704 - LEAH: Tap out, tap out! 412 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,206 - Drink the milk! Drink the milk! 413 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:19,310 - [shouting, screaming] 414 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,486 [cheering] 415 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:34,392 - We got a winner! Winner! 416 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,794 - I got to use it! 417 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,235 - Oh my god! 418 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,705 - Okay. - Yes! 419 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,741 - We would love to welcome you to our program 420 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,342 this summer for you to learn more about our school 421 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,477 and spend time with us on campus. 422 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,946 - Still deciding? - Oh, well I-- 423 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,080 - Crawford it is! - Well, I-- 424 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,582 - Let her down easy, baby. 425 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,985 - Okay, I still don't know! 426 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,087 - Girl, you know you want to pick one of them schools 427 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,356 you want to go to or not, quit playing. 428 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,858 - She wants to go somewhere where she can get 429 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,127 the best education and experience that's gonna 430 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,795 prepare her for the corporate world. 431 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,765 - Exactly. Then it's Crawford it is, baby. 432 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,301 - Okay, she is going to go wherever she feels 433 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:22,440 is best for her, her mother's alma mater. 434 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,575 - CORA: You know what? We shouldn't be putting 435 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,344 all this pressure on you like this, Sandra. 436 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,945 - No, you should not be putting all this pressure 437 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,313 on my daughter like that! 438 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,516 - No, we shouldn't! 439 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,118 Okay, okay. I'm sorry, baby. 440 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,721 Whatever you decide, I'm with you. 441 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,357 - Thank you, Cora. - You're welcome. 442 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,796 Aren't we? 443 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,464 - Yes. 444 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,835 - [knocking at door] - Ugh! My god! 445 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,604 - Grandpa Vinny. [laughs] 446 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,575 - I know you want me to go to an HBCU, Grandpa Vinny. 447 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,879 - That chip burned a hole in Grandpa Vinny's esophagus. 448 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,516 I don't think I can even speak right now, girl. 449 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,752 But check this out. Look, I don't want you to go 450 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,022 to a HBCU more than I want to see you be happy. 451 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,890 At the end of the day, you gonna be at that school 452 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,426 by yourself, we ain't gonna be there with you. 453 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,195 So, you have to do what's right for you. 454 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,030 You know? 455 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,431 Grandpa Vinny knows a lot more than most people 456 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,933 give him credit for. 457 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,234 - What do you mean? 458 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,169 Why don't you get everybody in here? 459 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,737 Tell them what school you going to. 460 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,506 Put them out of their misery. 461 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,041 - How did you know that I already made a choice? 462 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:34,245 - You just told me. Let's get everybody in here. 463 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,020 - Okay, so I've thought long and hard about this. 464 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,389 I've decided I'm gonna go to the school that's best for me. 465 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,191 - That's right! That's right, sweetheart. 466 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,726 - Good answer. 467 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:54,031 - So, I'm taking my talents to Crawford College. 468 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,400 - CORA: That's my girl! 469 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,368 - ANASTASIA: Wonderful! 470 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,571 - Mom? 471 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,574 - Baby girl, I'm so proud of you. 472 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:09,347 - Well, I guess we're gonna battle bands and boogie! 473 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,917 - No, no, no boogie, no boogie. 474 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:16,153 - You're gonna learn, too! [laughs] 475 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,421 - LEAH: [unintelligible] 476 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,590 - CORA: [laughs] That's my baby! 477 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,179 - Okay. All right, one chip challenge. 478 00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:26,881 - Okay! - Right? 479 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:30,451 If you go for the link first, you go to Bridgewell, baby. 480 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,286 - Okay. Okay! 481 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,388 - If I go for the milk first, 482 00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:35,890 I'll let you go to that other college. 483 00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:38,359 - What was that? What was that last part? 484 00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:39,660 - I'll let you go to the other college, 485 00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,362 I'll let you go to Crawford, fine. 486 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,731 - SANDRA: Okay. Okay! You're going down. 487 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,266 Let's do it. - All right, 488 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,768 don't forget the gloves. Don't forget the gloves. 489 00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:50,638 - LEAH: I need a glove? - Yes, yep. 490 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:54,108 - Entire chip. Don't rub your eyes, do not. 491 00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:55,610 - Oh, you're going down. 492 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:59,881 - Girl, I'm Bridgewell, huh! Certified, baby. 493 00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:02,216 - Don't do it! Don't do it! - You got it, you got it! 494 00:20:02,352 --> 00:20:03,851 You got it! - I got this. 495 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:05,753 - JEREMY: Don't do it. Don't do it! 496 00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:08,089 - CORA: You got it, you got it, you go it, Sandra, you got it! 497 00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:09,123 - PHILIP: You got it, Mom. 498 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,591 All right. 499 00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:12,093 All right, on your mark. - It's just one? 500 00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:13,060 - PHILIP: Yeah, yeah, one. 501 00:20:13,196 --> 00:20:14,195 All right, on your mark. 502 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,898 Get set. 503 00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:17,965 - [blows whistle] 504 00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:20,468 - CORA: Come on! 505 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,970 - Whole thing, whole thing, whole thing, whole thing! 506 00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:37,051 - Bridgewell! Bridgewell! Bridgewell! 507 00:20:37,186 --> 00:20:38,319 - [shouting] 508 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,488 - PHILIP: Just grab the milk! 509 00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:41,756 Grab the milk! 510 00:20:44,594 --> 00:20:47,428 - She's passing out! She's passing out! 511 00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:50,831 - CORA: You got it! You got it! 512 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,502 - ♪ 513 00:20:55,805 --> 00:20:58,572 - ♪ 514 00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:03,172 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38629

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