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[jackhammer rumbling]
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[theme song playing]
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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Do you know why
they call me Mr. X, Jenny?
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Right you are, Jenny.
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Because I deal specifically
with extraterrestrials.
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And rumor has it
that there are a few in the area.
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Hit it, Jenners.
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Very good, Jenny.
Very nice.
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This is why
you're the best.
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Oh, Jenny, honey,
are you blushing?
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But who is this,
I wonder?
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Little Miss String Bean.
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Uh-huh. Sounds like
some real '80s movie junk.
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But one thing's for sure.
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These aliens
are being sheltered.
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And whoever is harboring
these little monsters will be in big trouble--
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[knocking]
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[tune playing]
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One Popsicle, please?
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Sorry, little man.
This was the last one.
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[slurps] Mmm.
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Uh, give me a sec.
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[strains, groans]
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[slurps]
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Now, we've got
to get these aliens
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before someone
gets abducted or worse.
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[stomach growling]
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Okay, we need
some real food.
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Jenny, Jenny,
you've done it again.
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Is it just me,
or is anyone feeling amped up since we fought the robot?
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Kick that robot.
What you mean?
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Remember I was all, "Whapow"!
And you were like... [mimics karate yell]
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Sounds like you got a case
of post-battle euphoria.
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Nothing like a brush with death
to make you feel alive.
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So, what's next?
I'm ready to fight.
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Hopefully, nothing.
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Unless Andrias sends
another robot,
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we're safe for now.
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So I'm taking the Plantars
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to their first movie.
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Well, if anything comes up,
we're ready.
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I even broke out
an old pull-up bar. Look.
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[grunting]
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Ah, my back!
Honey, be careful.
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Guys, please.
Leave the danger to us, okay?
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Mm-hmm.
Now movie time.
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[all whooping]
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[all gasp]
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[chattering]
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[screaming]
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Hello, sensory overload!
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Whoa! What is this, a church?
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Yeah, pretty much. [sighs]
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What's the matter?
Just thinking about my folks.
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I don't like the idea
of putting those two in harm's way.
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I know we took down
that robot together,
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but they're
still just parents, you know?
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They shop for groceries
and coach Little League T-ball.
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Well, luckily today
is a stress-free day with no danger or conflict.
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Hello.
Welcome to Thai Go.
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[in Thai]
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[in Thai]
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I was stationed in Phuket
for a bit.
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We'll take one Pad see ew.
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And while we're at it,
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have you seen any odd creatures
walking around?
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Probably disguised as... humans?
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[laughs]
What strange shapes they are! Haven't seen them. Who's asking?
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Oh, just your friendly
neighborhood federal government.
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Yes. Very nice.
Hooray government!
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[in Thai]
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Jeez, where's the fire? Hmm?
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Gotta go!
Is your stun gun charged, Jenny? Tell me it's charged!
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Uh...
We have to go now. I'll explain on the way.
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[tires screeching]
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[ringing]
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Come on, come on.
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[vibrating]
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[announcer] And now...
for what you've all been waiting for.
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Another trailer!
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[whooping]
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Twenty minutes of trailers?
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And you keep
calling yourself civilized.
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[roaring]
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Anyone else feel like
this audio video experience
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is a little overwhelming?
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Entertainment that makes
your ears bleed? I'm here for it, baby!
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I have to admit,
it is pretty difficult to hear anything.
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[dinosaur roaring]
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[vibrating]
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[horns honking]
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She's not answering.
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[groans]
We're gonna lose him in the traffic!
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That's because you drive
like an old man! Move over!
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[yelling]
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[electronic music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Man, this city, I tell ya!
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[yells]
Oh, no!
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Well, it was
no Suspicion Island.
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[loudly] What did you say?
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I thought
the protagonist was pretty fun.
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I liked that
she was very flawed and had room to grow.
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Oh, crud.
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Back inside, gang.
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[Sprig]
No, not another one!
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[chuckles]
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Guys, there's
a secret agent after us!
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We have to find a way
out of this place without him finding--
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Tell me,
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are you folks from the area?
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Or just visiting?
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[all scream]
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Oh, how I love a good chase.
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I think we lost him.
Great. Don't stop.
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Wait! Stop!
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Huh?
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I think
I just won something.
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[vibrating]
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They're watching the exit.
We need to find another way out.
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We coming in to help.
No!
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I don't want you
getting in trouble. We can handle it.
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Tell her we are adults,
and we know what we're doing.
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Anne, your mother says--
Hang on, I'm putting you on speaker.
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Okay, let's see.
How do we do this?
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[in Thai]
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What?
[Dad] Oops!
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I think I accidentally--
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[in Thai]
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Oh, hi, Grandma.
Yeah, I just had a sandwich.
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Mom, Dad, just stay in the car.
We're safe. We'll meet you outside.
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Bye, Grandma. Love you.
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[laser humming]
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Ah, that tickles
my brain.
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How do we get them out?
They're cornered.
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I have an idea.
Not only how to get them out,
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but to deal with
these agents, too.
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Quick! To the pet store!
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[yells] Honey, take it easy!
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Okay, okay.
Get it together, Anne. Think.
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What we're going to
need to do first is-- Hmm?
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Hide!
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Well, this is getting fun.
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Oh, good. It's a dead end.
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Ah! Classic.
Everyone, hide.
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Now, what could this be?
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-What the--
-Now, guys!
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-Oh, no, you don't!
-[yells]
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[grunts]
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Ow!
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[grunts]
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[gasps] What even are you?
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And why are yo so slimy? Ugh!
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Rude!
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Blegh!
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Ya! Ha ha!
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Jenny, you're not
gonna believe this.
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They're big, beautiful
talking frog monsters!
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Call in the troops.
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[Anne groans]
Why are these doors so high up?
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[Polly yells]
Your big toe is in my eyeball!
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[Hop Pop] Watch it! My hand!
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[Polly] Get off of my...
[Hop Pop] Stay quiet.
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[phone vibrates]
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[sighs]
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Okay. So your mother and I
have a plan to get you out.
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-It's really good too!
-Guys, no!
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Seriously, we got this.
It's four on one.
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When he comes in,
we'll rush him and run. See you soon.
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Man, this city, I tell ya.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Anne. Anne!
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[police sirens wailing]
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They're in the bathroom.
You ready, honey?
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Born ready.
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They're in there.
Come on, everyone.
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Show time!
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Let's grab ourselves
some frog aliens.
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Okay, guys.
On three, go for the eyes.
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One, two...
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-[SWAT guy] What's going on?
-[SWAT guy 2] The power's off!
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-[SWAT guy 3] On your toes!
-[SWAT guy 4] They're getting away!
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[SWAT guy]
Watch where you're stepping!
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[both croaking]
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[frogs continue croaking]
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[laughs]
Nice frog alien, sir.
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I've heard of
little green men, but this is ridiculous.
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Looks like our little friends
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are smarter than I thought.
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We're gonna have fun
with this one, Jenny.
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And we'll have the last laugh!
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I don't believe it.
Dad, Mom, how did you...
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Well, parents have
a special set of skills.
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First, your mother
bought us some time...
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[meows]
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Wow.
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While your father
got the frogs at a pet store down the street.
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The owner was
your T-ball coach, Mr. Tran. Remember him? Nice guy.
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[Mom]
And remember that one time
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we tried to fix
the electricity?
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[Anne] Yeah.
Wasn't that a disaster?
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[Dad] Yep. So we knew exactly
what not to do.
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[sirens wailing]
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-Whoa.
-Amazing.
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What is T-ball, anyway?
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You guys seriously did all that?
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I can't believe it.
I guess I... I...
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[distorted voice]
...misjudged you.
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That's okay, sweetie.
We forgive you.
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Wait.
But how did you know which bathroom we were hiding in?
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Uh...
Parental intuition?
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And maybe the tracking device
we put on Hop Pop when he was sleeping.
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I was wondering
what that was.
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What?
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Hi-yah!
[yelling]
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[frogs croaking]
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Hmm.
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I give Dante's Inferno
a B-plus for story
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and an F-minus
for helping us get home. How's it goin' on your end...
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-Sprig?
-Pretty good.
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I think
I'm really gettin' somewhere.
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It's a giraffe.
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Okay. I can see
we need a break. Finger football?
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You know it.
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[whistle blows]
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Score!
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[Sprig laughing]
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Hey. What's gotten
into you two?
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Oh, nothing.
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We're just looking
for a place to put this mud crown!
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What is that?
What's going on?
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Well, in Amphibia,
it's customary to put a mud crown on somebody's head
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-when it's their birthday!
-What?
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? Froggy little birthday here ?
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? It's crystal clear
You were born This hoppy time of year ?
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Aw, thanks, guys.
You shouldn't have.
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Sprig, I had no idea
it was your birthday!
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Eh, don't worry about it.
I don't think I ever mentioned it.
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But I'm your friend!
I'm supposed to know these things!
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Well, we're not doing
any more research today.
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We're doing whatever
folksy frog traditions you do. Whaddya got?
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Well, the mud crown represents
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every frog's humble beginning
as an egg in the muddy waters of the swamp.
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And all that's left
is for the birthday frog
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to wear his crown and...
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-reflect.
-Reflect?
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On his life until this point.
Shh! It's starting!
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-Okay. All done.
-Welp, that's that.
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Hoppy birthday, kiddo.
Pretty quick this year.
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[Polly] I wonder which of
our eight streaming services we should watch.
252
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,420
-[Sprig] Wait for me, guys!
-Wait. Hold on.
253
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,798
That's all you frogs do
for your honkin' birthdays?
254
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,635
Yes. This is starting to feel
a little culturally insensitive.
255
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,471
Unacceptable.
Birthdays should be fun and memorable!
256
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:31,102
Especially when
you're turning... uh... um... uh...
257
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,479
Eleven.
Eleven!
258
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,149
And I knew that
because I'm your friend.
259
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,276
And this friend's about
to give you the best birthday
260
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,278
[voice distorted]
you've ever had in your life! Capisce?
261
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,113
Well, I'm intrigued!
262
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,615
A little scared, but intrigued.
Let's do it.
263
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,495
Now, now, my little impatiens.
Don't be impatient.
264
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,457
[Anne] Sorry, Dad!
Love you, Dad!
265
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,337
I can't believe Hop Hop
and Polly didn't want to share this basket with me.
266
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,505
I feel perfectly sa--
267
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,674
Whoa... whoa... whoa...
268
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,763
Listen up.
Earth birthdays are about fun, presents, cake.
269
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,099
It's basically a day that
means you tell people what to do and get what you want.
270
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,852
Wow. In Amphibia, it's all about
respecting those around you
271
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,313
and being grateful for
the time you have left alive.
272
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,690
Man, talk about brainwashing.
273
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,400
Are you talking
about me or you?
274
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,527
Earth birthday montage engage!
275
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,995
[laughing] Whoa! [grunts]
276
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,051
What the heck?
277
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,303
[screaming]
278
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,808
[laughing]
279
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,227
[Mariachi music playing]
280
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,438
? Feliz cumplea�os, Sprig ?
281
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,774
? Feliz cumplea�os, Sprig ?
282
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,275
[burps]
283
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,446
[playing heavy metal music]
284
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,375
[both] Eh.
285
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,757
Whew! Man, that place
had everything-- big telescopes,
286
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,093
crazy contraptions.
And I met a new friend.
287
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,596
That wasn't a friend.
That was Security, yelling at you to get off the telescope.
288
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,433
[scoffs] Anne,
on your Earth birthday, everyone is your friend.
289
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,602
Now you're gettin' it.
290
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,147
-Happy birthday, kid!
-Cute balloons!
291
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,773
Happy b-day, dude!
292
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,775
It's actually
my birthday too.
293
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,153
[sighs] Wow. That was fun.
294
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,155
Thanks for
an incredible birthday, Anne.
295
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:51,159
You know, at first,
I couldn't understand why you'd make birthdays so special.
296
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,453
And now I get it!
Today was amazing.
297
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,831
So, was it the best birthday
you've ever had?
298
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,499
Oh! Definitely top three.
299
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,500
[screeches]
300
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,377
-[chokes]
-What?
301
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,838
That's it?
I pull out all the stops,
302
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,507
and I'm still third place
to a couple of mud crowns?
303
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,509
Well...
This will not stand!
304
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,680
It is my duty as your friend
to keep this party going until it's in the number one spot!
305
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,725
But haven't we done everything
by this point?
306
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,646
Not everything.
307
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,984
Thanks, Dad.
Be back soon.
308
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,861
No worries.
I'll just be over here,
309
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,655
reading
great American literature.
310
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,450
[chuckling]
Simply brilliant.
311
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,000
Whoa!
We get to ride in one of these?
312
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,669
Welcome, my friend,
to Paradiso.
313
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,297
I'm gonna get
a bird's-eye view of another world
314
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,466
in a flying machine
that's powered by fire?
315
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,550
Whoo-hoo!
316
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,344
Yes!
[Sprig yelling]
317
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,012
Sprig, what is it?
What's wrong?
318
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,013
What the frog?
319
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,228
Ah! Don't be startled, child.
This balloon only looks scary
320
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,773
because it was re-purposed
from a horror movie promotional piece.
321
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,609
What? How could you think
that was a good idea?
322
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,779
Well, we weren't about to waste
a perfectly good clown balloon.
323
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,781
Anyways, the name's
Blair, the balloonist.
324
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,784
I take it you're...
[horn honks] ...here for the birthday package?
325
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,160
Yep.
I'm eleven now.
326
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,787
Well, hop aboard, explorers!
327
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,915
Couple of quick safety rules
before we-- [phone beeps]
328
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,209
Oopsie! High wind alert.
329
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,920
Sorry, guys,
but it's too risky to fly just now.
330
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,256
But it's his birthday!
[whines]
331
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,883
You make a strong argument,
but no can do.
332
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,052
[both sigh]
Can we at least sit in the basket
333
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,387
and imagine we're flying?
334
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,223
Yeah. Heck, you don't even
need me for that.
335
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,725
Just give me a holler
when you've had enough. [shoes squeaking]
336
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,438
Wow! We get to use
our imaginations? Neat!
337
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,606
Forget that!
338
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,275
Bam!
339
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,277
Whoo!
Go, go, go, go, go!
340
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,611
Whoa! [laughing]
341
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,779
[both yelling]
342
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,282
Whoa! Isn't this risky?
343
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,784
Relax. We're still
tethered to the ground.
344
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,327
What's the worst
that could happen?
345
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,706
Come on. Let's seal the deal
and make this the best birthday ever!
346
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,040
Yeah!
347
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,667
Huh?
[both gasp]
348
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,962
[both] Whoa...
349
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,464
Wowza.
Unforgettable.
350
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,802
[both yell]
351
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,470
N-N-No!
352
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,390
[both] Oh, my frog!
353
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,810
[shoes squeak]
Hmm?
354
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,478
[both] Whoa!
355
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,148
[Sprig] We're gonna die!
356
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,859
Oh, I am definitely
getting fired for this.
357
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:30,860
Honk honk!
358
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,362
[both yelling]
359
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,364
We're gonna hit something!
Ow!
360
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,993
Not if I can help it.
I'll control the altitude, you use your tongue to steer us.
361
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,494
Got it!
[both] Huh?
362
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,663
[both scream]
363
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,998
[yelling]
364
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,296
[both] Yes, yes!
We're amazing!
365
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,464
[horns honking]
366
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,215
[screaming]
Down, down. Gotta go down!
367
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,512
Whoa! Whoa!
368
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,222
Whoa!
369
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,394
What?
370
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,233
Wow! You're gettin'
pretty good at that.
371
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,401
Thanks.
Huh?
372
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,237
[squawking]
373
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,074
Whoa!
Don't open your mouth!
374
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,451
Well, Doc,
I think you've done it.
375
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:24,080
I think you've cured me
of my fear of direct eye contact!
376
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,539
[screaming]
377
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,086
Hon, look behind you.
378
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,673
No, Tyler,
I will not clown face you.
379
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,175
[sighs]
I just don't know what to do.
380
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,679
Should I quit my office job
to pursue my passion of stand-up comedy?
381
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,181
Lord, send me a sign!
382
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,854
Hey! Have you guys heard the one
about the lady who probably just made a really bad decision?
383
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,524
That was... a lot of geese.
[choking]
384
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,150
[screams] Sprig, look!
385
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,529
[screaming]
386
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,783
We can't move in time.
We have to jump!
387
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,244
[both screaming]
388
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,750
I didn't even get to
give you your present!
389
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,128
You got me a present?
Yeah, dude. It's your birthday.
390
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,590
Fifty hot dogs, please.
391
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,468
Havin' a big party, eh?
No. Why do you ask?
392
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,514
Hey, that actually worked.
393
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,977
[groans]
394
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,020
Blegh! Whoa!
395
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,690
Now that was a horror show.
Woof!
396
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,693
[sighs] Well,
I ruined your birthday.
397
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,571
After all this time,
I thought I'd be a better friend than this.
398
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,072
What? How so?
399
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,034
Um, hello! I didn't even know
it was your birthday today.
400
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,037
I thought
I could make it up to you with the craziest day ever.
401
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,206
But it looks like
I'm just a failure through and through.
402
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,041
Friend punch!
403
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,169
Oh, wow. It's been a while
since that happened.
404
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,338
Anne, you're my best friend
because I love being with you.
405
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,883
Not because you know
what day I was born.
406
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,636
And this birthday
isn't top three because of the crazy stuff we did.
407
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:06,432
It's top three because
we got to spend it together.
408
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,976
[whines] Really?
409
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,937
It's, like, the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said.
410
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,939
Thanks, man.
411
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,317
Okay. I've gotta know.
412
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,985
What are your two top birthdays?
413
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,695
Well, birthday number one
414
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,156
was the day
I was actually born and given life.
415
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,158
Oh. Well, that makes
a lot of sense.
416
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,284
What about number two?
417
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,620
That was when my mom and dad
gave me this hat.
418
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,830
My memory of it
is a little fuzzy.
419
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,916
But it's an iconic hat,
right?
420
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,918
Yeah. It is iconic.
421
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,878
Oh, yeah.
And here's the present I got you.
422
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,004
Yay!
423
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,715
Whoa. It's a telescope
424
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,592
with my name engraved on it.
425
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,093
Thanks, Anne.
426
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,429
You're welcome, dude.
Okay. Let's go home
427
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,556
because I don't wanna
look at that clown anymore.
428
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,559
I see it whenever
I close my eyes.
429
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:55,272
Well, dude, another day,
another adventure resolved with no loose ends.
430
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,943
[honks horn]
Anne, come on!
431
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,238
When is this balloon ride
supposed to be over? [smacks head]
432
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,658
[theme music playing]
433
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,203
[Anne laughs]
434
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,007
[scatting]
435
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,175
Whoo-hoo! Baby!
436
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,677
[scatting]
437
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,053
Oh! Ah! Baby!
438
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:30,099
[scatting]
439
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:34,699
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