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Here you go.

Toothbrushes, toothpaste, towels, diapers,
formula,

mustard, you know, for the refugees.

Mustard.

It's the good stuff, the brown stuff,

they've been through a lot.

That is very generous, Mr Art.

Thank you.

I will be back in a couple of hours,
a couple of hours.

Drop offs at the church wants to drop it.

Arianna's because the last time
they saw each other, she kissed him.

There it is.

I told you that in confidence.

Bad cop.

It was not a romantic.

She just wanted to unnerve me.

And it looks like it's still working.

There is nothing between us.

She finds me very annoying.

So do we. But we love you.

We'll have fun on your date.

This is not a date.

This is just Afghans helping Afghans.

Sounds like how Afghans make more Afghans.

Thank you for your help.

I'll see you in a few hours.

It's a date.

Absolutely.

It's open.

Hey, guys.

Hey, sunshine is not my angel.

Tell him what you did
because you forgot Hazel.

I got caught cheating in school.

What? But I had a really good reason.

Hey, what do we say
about personal accountability?

No excuses.

You're grounded. Well,
but don't look at me.

This is daddy's weekend.

I clocked out
when we walked through the door like crib.

You know, we're going to the drag
races on Sunday.

She's got a point. Nope.

She should have thought about that
before doing the crime.

He got a point.

Go wash up for dinner.

What am I having bread and water?

I get tickets.

You and Freddie
want them close enough to catch a tire.

No, he's very triggered
by internal combustion engines.

You want to take Louis?

I would. But she's out of town.

Well, I'm free.

We can go.

You're not grounded.

Whatever you want.

All right. Sounds like fun.

Don't let her drive home.

Last time she was so jacked

up, she blasted over a speed bump
and bottomed out our minivan.

There were sparks.

Another box.

How did you even get
everything into your car?

It is my training at the grocery store.

Once you have mastered putting eggs
and a watermelon in the same bag,

everything else is a breeze.

Thanks again for driving all the way here.

Thank you for organizing this.

It's the least I can do.

Well,

I guess I will head back
unless you have time to get some lunch.

Well. Yeah.

Time. Yes.

I have

great.

There's a French restaurant on the street
that has the best creme brulee.

Let's go.

How long were you standing
at the intersection?

About an hour.

It was pouring rain.

All these cars

keep coming and going, and the light
turns red and green and red and green.

But the orange man keeps telling me, stop.

I had no idea about the walk about him.

So what did you do?

I got very, very wet.

Excuse me, man, put me on news about play,

defensive play.

I don't think he actually speaks French.

Oh, I know. I'm just trying
to get him to be a man and admit it.

Oh, is someone showing up with his French?

Maybe a little.
And those that my nationality

Daria Mara, MTI McKinney fishermen
gnashing

their accent is very charming.

Oh, I could say the same.

No one is stopping you.

What just happened?

Nothing.

You touched my hand. So.

It is just that back home, and

that would be a big deal.

Oh, of course, I'm sorry.

It's pretty standard for state stuff here.

So this is a date.

Would you like it to be?

I went.

I would, too.

Official account chief.

Here you go, gentlemen.

I hope I wasn't too noisy in the kitchen.

I was doing the dishes.

We're not going to drag races.

I just need you to know

I'm being harder on myself than you are,
which is why I signed myself these chores.

I'm sure if you paint the house,
you're not going.

I hear you and I'm not going to push,
but I am going to make you an offer.

Let me go

and I'll be grounded for the next two, No.

three weekends,
which means I'll miss Emily sleepover

because actions have consequences. No.

Grounded for the next three weekends,
no Drag Race T-shirts or euros.

Forget it.

You know, the thing that breaks my heart

is that Grampy is suffering because of me,

who knows how many drag races he has left.

one day God is going to give him

the checkered flag.

Now I've gone hazelnut.

I'm taking your mom.

What?

That was called

checkered flag.

I'm telling you, Zubair,
it was the greatest night of my life.

Tell me everything.
What did you smell like?

Get this, jasmine?

Oh, that's the best smell.

Hey, super.

Oh good, Lizzy.

Tell me the truth

that allowed me to really go on a date
with a beautiful woman.

He sure did. I sure did.

Well, tell me more about her.

OK. Close your eyes.

Picture the most beautiful woman
you have ever met.

Then double it.

Oh, you're so lucky.

I am seeing her again tomorrow night.

What you should do is when you pick her up
at least

100 white doves from your trunk,
not the skinny ones.

The fluffy ones,

OK, is only a second date.

Don't go nuts.

Don't listen to him.

He doesn't know anything about romance,
Scoreboard says.

Otherwise

you can be so quick.

You have to show her you are brave.

Pick the thorns from 1000 roses
and walk on them barefoot

as she watches you from her balcony

or take her to a movie.

I don't know.
I want to see him do the Thornton.

Don't forget you're

dealing with an American girl, Oriana
now Hassan, an Afghan soul.

She wants to know what is in my heart.

You should say that while she's
picking the thorns out of your feet.

Oh, Zubair!

You and I are such a good team.

My favorite spot in

Kabul is the small lookout
on the top of my mountain.

It is right in the middle of the city.

You can see all of Kabul from there.

Sounds beautiful.

Hello.

What is this?

Looks like someone's having a picnic.

I wonder who.

Arianna, I want me.

That's our names, shall we?

How did you do all of this?

I am both romantic and organized

crime relief for the lady.

Thank you.

This is my friend John.

He works with me at the grocery store.

It's very sweet of him to do this.

He volunteered because he likes fire.

That's enough, Sean.

If you focus on anything else, I'll be on

the swings.

This is really lovely.

Not as lovely as you.

And this is only the beginning.

I will fill your every day with sweetness
when we are married.

Married.

That is what people do
when they are in love.

We're not in love.

OK, but the night is not over.

I know in Afghan culture,

relationships can move quickly.

And this is way too fast for me.

Oh. I get it.

This is new for the both of us.

I've actually never dated a napkin guy
before.

Can we just take it slow? Yes.

We can take it slow. OK.

Hey, how'd it go, huh?

What happened?

She said this was all too fast, and
I didn't know her well enough to love her.

She's right. What do I need to know?

She's beautiful.

She comes from a nice family.

That's it, that's all you know about her.

She also loves crumbling.

Lizzie?

She's my heart.

That is all I need to know.

What if there are things
you find out that you don't love?

What does she mean? What does she's messy?

What if?

She has a giant snake
might not seem like a big deal,

but then you're making out
and it's just sitting there like.

So what everyone is a package
filled with good and bad things.

And when you marry someone,
you take it off.

That is how I was raised.

Well, in America,
we like to open the package first

and we have a really easy return policy.

That's not how I think about life.

But it might be
how Arianna thinks about it.

It's how I think about it.

I want
someone to love me because they know me.

And I want the person
I married to be my best friend.

But if you marry first, then you have
the rest of your life to become friends.

OK, part of having a talk
is also listening.

Oh, I agree.

You are not hearing anything I'm saying.

Excuse me.

Hey, can you buy?

I. I got your favorite.

The cheapest one.

The cheapest one. I.

I don't think you.

Oh, I'm glad we're doing this in this,
you know,

like to see a more, but you know,
I don't need a lot of haircuts

and money to.

How have you been
how things go with Freddie?

Yeah, they're good that.

Yes, good.

Well, if you really want to know.

I do.

Things are great,
but he's really kind and supportive.

Go ahead.

You are.

Yeah.

I just want you to be happy.

I appreciate that.

So I guess the chances of you

and Ronnie get it back are easier.

Oh, here we go.

I hope nobody's car explodes, yeah.

I mean, just in case.

Maybe next time.

So here's what I don't get.

You're smarter than most those dummies.

So why did you cheat?

Whatever I say, you're
just going to say no excuses.

Try me.

I wanted a good grade
without doing a lot of work,

doing a lot of work now, aren't you?

I guess.

Marines don't lie, cheat or steal.

Remember that?

Yeah.

I messed up.

Is it going to happen again?

No, sir.

I'm sorry. OK.

You know,
it'd be a really tough punishment

if you and I made a ghillie suit
out of these leaves.

Well, it's a ghillie suits.

It's the ultimate camouflage.

Boy, that would teach me a lesson.

So I haven't met this, Lois.

How's that going?

I honestly couldn't be better.

Leach have our own house, our own space.

It's amazing

how much time you want to spend it
with someone when you don't have to cook.

Well, I'm happy for you.

Thanks.

Hey, you know, some have been bugging me.

You never used to knock
when he came along.

Now you do

you know why

Riley lives in the garage, not the house.

It's my house.

It's also my garage.

So no more knocking. OK.

I mean, if you see Lois's
car on the drive, don't come busting in,

and that answers my next question.

Wow. Looking sharp.

Laureano and I are going out.

But don't worry, I will take it slow.

Whatever that means,

it's not that bad.

Well, it feels bad.

I'm sorry.

I just don't know how to do this.

Are you asking for my advice? Yes.

Are you going to take my advice?

Yes. OK.

What are the big ones?

Don't say love you
until she says it to you.

But that could take days or months months.

Oh my God, I'm not going to make it.

And don't keep telling her
how pretty she is.

Oh, come on.

I am a painter
and you are taking away all my colors.

Oh, there goes red. There goes orange.

Fine.

You can complement her once a date.

Once an hour. Sure.

How about poetry?

No poetry.

What if I already spent quite
a bit of time writing her a poem?

It would be a waste not to read it.

No poetry.

This is why it takes months.

No poetry for her.

No poetry for you.

When I was a kid,
I loved the Columbus Zoo.

I used to beg my dad to take me,
and once a year

he would, but he'd never go in.

He'd wait for me by the exit

when I was older, I realized.

He couldn't afford both tickets.

The day I got my first paycheck,

I took him to the zoo.

You are a good daughter.

Someday we will go to the zoo together.

I mean, when you say so
and not a minute before,

also you're beautiful.

Thanks.

You're not bad yourself.

Thanks.

This is me. OK.

We should have dinner again sometime.

What about next Saturday?

I'm going to a concert on Saturday.

Oh, I love music.

Are they still selling tickets?

Actually,
I'm kind of going with someone. Oh,

you set a date.

It's super casual.

It's nothing serious.

But it's a day.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is. OK.

Does it bother you
that I'm seeing other people?

It's people.

It bothers you.

No, no, no, you're not.

You are an independent woman,

and this is only a third date,
so I should not be bothered that you are.

I'm sorry, I am trying so hard. I'm OK.

If you see other people,
I would never do that.

Why not?

What on a.

When I look up right now.

And see the glowing moon
surrounded by many stars.

I can only admire the Moon
because it is the brightest light.

For me.

Love is like that, Moon.

I can laugh one person.

Not 1000.

You are not like anyone I know.

Which means I'm special.

Remember that?

Good night.

When is your girlfriend coming back?

Well, for that, can we not say girlfriend?

Fine.

Love making partner.

Just because you're out here

doesn't mean we have to talk to

you, Mr.

It's OK, dad.

You deserve to be happy. I.

I miss her.

You know.

After your mom passed away?

I never thought it.

How come you weren't scared

I made your 15 minutes ago,
how piles of leaves

don't fart?

You have to get up

pretty early in the morning
to get one over.

Yeah, sir.

How long have you been there?

two hours. You didn't make it any easier.