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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,621 --> 00:00:04,680 ♪ The best things in life are free 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:07,719 ♪ But you can give them To the birds and bees 3 00:00:07,819 --> 00:00:11,158 ♪ - I need money - That's what I want 4 00:00:11,258 --> 00:00:15,077 ♪ - That's what I want - That's what I want 5 00:00:15,177 --> 00:00:18,476 ♪ - That's what I want - That's what I want 6 00:00:18,576 --> 00:00:21,375 ♪ - That's what I want - That's what I want 7 00:00:23,134 --> 00:00:24,994 ♪ Your love gives me such a thrill... ♪ 8 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:28,313 This is fucking sabotage, this is. It's got the MacDonaghs written all over it. 9 00:00:28,413 --> 00:00:30,472 It's not the MacDonaghs. 10 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,192 It was an electrical surge. 11 00:00:32,292 --> 00:00:33,911 Tommo took a direct feed off that thing. 12 00:00:34,011 --> 00:00:36,390 It was blowing a gale last night. It's fried everything. 13 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:37,710 Fuck's sake! 14 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,149 Well, that's all that fucking gear gone up in smoke now. 15 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,469 Prices... Prices are gonna rise, Dill. 16 00:00:42,569 --> 00:00:45,028 The MacDonaghs are gonna be laughing their tits off here. 17 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,187 Oi! 18 00:00:46,287 --> 00:00:48,627 - Jesus Christ, what? - What do you reckon, then? 19 00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:51,026 He reckons it's a surge from that storm last night. 20 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:53,105 - I'm telling you... - Never mind that. 21 00:00:53,205 --> 00:00:55,705 What about them buggers who were downwind at the time? 22 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,164 - What about them? - They're fucking stoned. 23 00:00:59,244 --> 00:01:00,983 They need milking. I can't get 'em to shift. 24 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,783 The milk's all tainted. 25 00:01:02,883 --> 00:01:04,382 I can't sell that to the supermarkets 26 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,901 and have the public getting mashed over their cornflakes. 27 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:10,300 They're not stoned, you dipshit. You're imagining things. 28 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,300 Listen, it's scientifically improbable. 29 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,099 The fucking smoke would go off into the ether, won't it? 30 00:01:15,199 --> 00:01:18,418 Them lot are stoned off their tits! Look, them three there are fucking giggling! 31 00:01:18,518 --> 00:01:20,217 They're fucking cows, Jimbo. 32 00:01:20,317 --> 00:01:21,697 That's how cows always look. 33 00:01:21,797 --> 00:01:23,856 - It's not funny. - It fucking is! 34 00:01:23,956 --> 00:01:25,536 They're stoned as bastards. 35 00:01:25,636 --> 00:01:27,455 I mean, come on, lads. What am I supposed to do? 36 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,814 I'll tell you what you need to do now. Honestly, this is exactly what you need to do. 37 00:01:30,914 --> 00:01:33,933 You need to go down the 24 hour, get them some fucking Jaffa Cakes. 38 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:36,653 - Or a Dairy Milk. - Get 'em a Diary Milk. 39 00:01:36,753 --> 00:01:38,292 From me to you to me to you. 40 00:01:38,392 --> 00:01:41,731 The fucking Chuckle Brothers are back with us, are they? Sort it out, lads! 41 00:02:14,062 --> 00:02:17,441 Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's have a big round of applause 42 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:21,879 for our principal ballerina of the Bolshoi... 43 00:02:21,979 --> 00:02:23,519 ..Cardi! 44 00:02:28,657 --> 00:02:31,597 Tinsley Blanchette's hypnotist shows where legendary. 45 00:02:31,697 --> 00:02:33,516 I mean, not just for the entertainment value. 46 00:02:33,616 --> 00:02:36,675 The place was bloody rammed. He had 'em queuing out the door, just to have a go, 47 00:02:36,775 --> 00:02:39,274 hoping for the chance to literally just forget themselves. 48 00:02:39,374 --> 00:02:42,593 You know, all the worries, all the bollocks, just for 15 minutes, 49 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:44,513 to become something else. 50 00:02:44,613 --> 00:02:46,152 I mean, Christ, who could blame 'em? 51 00:02:46,252 --> 00:02:48,392 Now, all right, all right, all right. 52 00:02:48,492 --> 00:02:49,631 OK. 53 00:02:49,731 --> 00:02:51,351 Now, you're like a bubble... 54 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:53,450 ..floating up from the ocean floor. 55 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:56,269 That's it, right to the surface. 56 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:58,549 Three, two... 57 00:02:58,649 --> 00:03:00,428 ..one. 58 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:01,948 You're back in the room. 59 00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:06,027 Sit yourself down. 60 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:09,046 Now, hey, it is my honour... 61 00:03:10,045 --> 00:03:12,385 ..to introduce to you here tonight... 62 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:16,064 ..the Lord Of The Dance himself... 63 00:03:16,164 --> 00:03:19,503 ..Mr Michael Flatley! 64 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,317 Whoooo! 65 00:03:49,954 --> 00:03:51,953 All right, Albie? 66 00:03:53,673 --> 00:03:55,672 Albie...? 67 00:03:58,991 --> 00:04:01,610 Hi, Albie. Did you not see me there? 68 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:03,210 Oh, sorry. Hi. 69 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:04,290 Hiya. 70 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:06,009 Who are they for? 71 00:04:06,109 --> 00:04:09,208 - You haven't started smoking, have you? - No, it's for me uncle. 72 00:04:09,308 --> 00:04:11,307 No, it's for my auntie. 73 00:04:12,027 --> 00:04:14,906 - Got to go. See you. - All right, see you. 74 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:19,265 Hiya. 75 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:24,004 - Police! Get your fucking hands up! - Fucking hell...! 76 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:27,003 Don't sneak up on me, dickhead. You know full well I know jujitsu. 77 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:30,242 - Oh, go on, give us a line. - No, I can't do that, Dylan. 78 00:04:30,342 --> 00:04:32,601 What? You've got loads, don't be tight. 79 00:04:32,701 --> 00:04:35,200 It's not a question of being tight, sunshine. 80 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,360 - I swore an oath. - What? 81 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,999 An oath? What oath? What's this, the Lord Of The fucking Rings? 82 00:04:40,099 --> 00:04:41,958 It weren't just me, neither. We all swore it. 83 00:04:42,058 --> 00:04:44,758 The lads, Erin, Kath, Ringo and Babs. 84 00:04:44,858 --> 00:04:46,357 Do you know, honestly, I swear to God, 85 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:48,916 Mavis' Irish dancing is getting better every year, you know. 86 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,276 Whoa... 87 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:52,635 Shit, dude, you haven't giving him any of that, have you? 88 00:04:52,735 --> 00:04:55,555 - He knows, mate, about the... - Yeah, what's this about a fucking oath? 89 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:58,034 For God's sake... Look, I wanna go down on record as saying 90 00:04:58,134 --> 00:04:59,913 I specifically said not to call it an oath. 91 00:05:00,013 --> 00:05:01,913 That's bloody Frodo's idea. 92 00:05:02,013 --> 00:05:04,592 - I said to call it a pact, man. - What pact? What's the idea? 93 00:05:04,692 --> 00:05:06,711 I'll tell you... I'll tell you what the big idea is. 94 00:05:06,811 --> 00:05:09,111 It's bloody... Fuck you, Dylan. 95 00:05:09,211 --> 00:05:12,749 It's simple. After the debacle that went down at Ringo and Babs' wedding, 96 00:05:12,849 --> 00:05:17,828 we all decided never to give you class-As, ever again, for as long as we all shall live. 97 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:21,347 They make you morose and pathologically inclined to ruin everyone's night, Dylan. 98 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,066 That is just bollocks. 99 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:25,746 Dude, everyone's off their nut, having a great time, 100 00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:28,345 and you just become this paranoid harbinger of doom. 101 00:05:28,445 --> 00:05:30,584 Hey, no, that's... Fuck, that's exaggerating. 102 00:05:30,684 --> 00:05:32,184 It is not. You can't deal with it. 103 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:35,703 You can't help yourself, man. You do a line or you do a pill 104 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,982 and you start spouting shit like, you know... 105 00:05:39,082 --> 00:05:40,661 "I can't feel my heart!" 106 00:05:40,761 --> 00:05:41,981 Exactly. 107 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:45,060 Or, "I'm 24 times more likely of having a bloody heart attack off cocaine." 108 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,659 - Do you know what I mean? - Well, statistically... 109 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:50,538 - You ruin everyone's buzz, mate. - You're a buzz ruiner. 110 00:05:50,638 --> 00:05:52,858 - What? - Yeah, you ruin drugs for people. 111 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:54,577 - This is horse shit. - Is it? 112 00:05:54,677 --> 00:05:56,857 - Absolute horse shit. - Remember that bloody wedding? 113 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,016 You convinced everybody that the Es were poisoned. 114 00:05:59,116 --> 00:06:01,135 They tasted strange! They tasted like fucking... 115 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,615 - What was it? Like roll-on deodorant. - Roll-on deodorant? 116 00:06:03,715 --> 00:06:06,454 Think about what you just said. How do you know what that tastes like? 117 00:06:06,554 --> 00:06:08,573 - You wouldn't know. - You couldn't possibly know. 118 00:06:08,673 --> 00:06:09,733 No, I know. I'm sorry. 119 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:13,212 Oh, for God's sake... 120 00:06:13,312 --> 00:06:15,311 Whoo! Whoo! Yes! 121 00:06:16,871 --> 00:06:19,770 Oh, yeah, I hardly ever take it these days, to be honest. 122 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:21,409 Yeah, it's really bad for you. 123 00:06:21,509 --> 00:06:23,169 And... 124 00:06:23,269 --> 00:06:25,368 And... Oh, there's a note there. 125 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,847 Something else. Something like 94% of them have, like, blood on 'em, yeah. 126 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:31,326 Teeming with hepatitis, apparently. That's FYI. 127 00:06:31,426 --> 00:06:33,566 Oh, my God... 128 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:35,665 Help me! 129 00:06:36,345 --> 00:06:37,365 Get out. 130 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,464 And don't come back. 131 00:06:39,784 --> 00:06:41,484 You're barred, you filthy bastard! 132 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:43,843 Don't be so harsh. 133 00:06:43,943 --> 00:06:46,602 You're all right, Derek love. Look after yourself. 134 00:06:46,702 --> 00:06:48,701 We'll see you tomorrow. 135 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:51,521 He's had a tough time of it. 136 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:53,600 Lost his missus to a heart attack. 137 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,879 With her went all meaning in his life. 138 00:06:55,979 --> 00:06:58,339 He's going to die alone, and he knows it. 139 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,858 He's adrift, poor soul. 140 00:07:08,816 --> 00:07:10,915 Don't say anything. Don't say anything. 141 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:13,434 Just, just, just listen, right? Hear me out, yeah? 142 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,314 I know. Look, I'm... 143 00:07:15,414 --> 00:07:17,413 I'm on drugs, but... 144 00:07:18,453 --> 00:07:21,332 There are things, right, feelings that I have buried. 145 00:07:22,332 --> 00:07:24,031 You never know when it's gonna be too late. 146 00:07:24,131 --> 00:07:26,990 Erin, I am terrified of what it would be like to not be with you. 147 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:28,310 I wanna be... 148 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,589 ..with you. 149 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:31,389 You and Tyler, yeah? 150 00:07:31,489 --> 00:07:34,148 You're all I want. Nothing else matters. 151 00:07:34,248 --> 00:07:36,228 Do you know what? 152 00:07:36,328 --> 00:07:39,227 If leaving here is truly what you want, if that guarantees a life with you, 153 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:41,746 guarantees a smile on that face, well, then, I'll do it. 154 00:07:41,846 --> 00:07:43,265 Let's fucking do it! 155 00:07:43,365 --> 00:07:45,545 Look, I will do... 156 00:07:45,645 --> 00:07:48,044 ..whatever you want, if it means I get to be with you. 157 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:53,263 Oh... 158 00:07:53,363 --> 00:07:56,062 - Fuck, Erin, Erin, Erin, I can't feel my heart! - Jesus! 159 00:07:56,162 --> 00:07:58,981 What are you doing creeping around on the floor? 160 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:01,140 You scared the shit out of me, you pillock! 161 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,340 I am... 162 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,779 Right, on the ground! Get on the ground! 163 00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:06,579 Get on the ground! 164 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:08,058 Where the fuck is he? 165 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:10,218 I'm, I'm, I'm here! I'm here! I'm sorry! 166 00:08:10,318 --> 00:08:12,377 Don't move! Do not resist! 167 00:08:12,477 --> 00:08:13,857 I'm not! I'm not resisting! 168 00:08:13,957 --> 00:08:16,976 Ronald Croft, I am arresting you under Section 12 of the Prison's Act for... 169 00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:19,455 Ronald Croft? No, no, that's my brother. That's not him! 170 00:08:19,555 --> 00:08:22,114 Ronnie's inside. He's been inside for 18 months. 171 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:25,493 - This isn't him. - See? 172 00:08:25,593 --> 00:08:28,052 - So where is he? - Who, Ronnie? 173 00:08:28,152 --> 00:08:30,812 He's in Grantham. He's doing eight years. 174 00:08:30,912 --> 00:08:32,531 He absconded from day release. 175 00:08:32,631 --> 00:08:35,050 Assaulted the owner of the garage he was working at. 176 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,150 - Check upstairs. - Argh! 177 00:08:38,149 --> 00:08:40,149 - Are you OK? - No. 178 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:47,947 Hey, don't worry, it could've been worse. Our Ronnie could've actually been here. 179 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,424 One minute... 180 00:08:58,903 --> 00:09:00,283 Albie? 181 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:02,002 - Albie? - He's not here. 182 00:09:02,102 --> 00:09:04,002 For God's sake... Who? 183 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,401 Who isn't there, Albie? 184 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,761 Me. I'm not here. 185 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:08,601 All right. 186 00:09:08,701 --> 00:09:10,700 Open the door, please. 187 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,079 Where is he? 188 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:14,759 Albie...? 189 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:16,858 Right. 190 00:09:18,498 --> 00:09:19,877 Albie! 191 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,916 We're out of cider here, pal. Get back down Malick's, will ya? 192 00:09:23,016 --> 00:09:25,396 - I'm gagging of thirst here. - All right, Ronnie? 193 00:09:25,496 --> 00:09:27,495 All right, yeah. 194 00:09:33,013 --> 00:09:34,673 He needs to go, Erin. 195 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:37,992 We're harbouring a fugitive. That's jail time. 196 00:09:38,092 --> 00:09:39,671 That's Tyler in care. That's us in jail. 197 00:09:39,771 --> 00:09:41,951 - Will you just send him packing? - All right, listen... 198 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:44,470 You've heard what he said, OK? He's been bullied in prison. 199 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:46,989 He's ran up drug debts and he's pissed off the wrong people. 200 00:09:47,089 --> 00:09:49,389 Yeah, I don't doubt he has. He pisses everyone off. 201 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,148 That's what Ronnie does, all right? 202 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:54,267 - He wreaks havoc and he ruins lives. - Yeah, I know. 203 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:57,146 Have you forgotten about the credit card he took out in Tyler's name? 204 00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,186 All right, yes, yes! I know, all right? 205 00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:00,745 For fuck's sake! 206 00:10:00,845 --> 00:10:04,744 I just wanna move away. Honestly, like, to get away from shit like this. 207 00:10:04,844 --> 00:10:06,264 - It's not fucking fair. - Hey... 208 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,583 Hey. 209 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:09,683 Hey... 210 00:10:10,322 --> 00:10:12,942 If you go, I'm coming. 211 00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:15,061 You really mean that? 212 00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:17,160 Yes, I do. 213 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,020 I love you. 214 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,539 But your brother is a fucking dickhead. He is. 215 00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:24,458 He's a parasite, Erin. 216 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,457 He will rob and he will cheat and he will lie to anyone. 217 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,497 And any minute now the odd lot could be back knocking down that door, so... 218 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,776 Fucking hell...! 219 00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:35,175 - Erin, what's going on with this door? - All right, Vin? 220 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:38,614 What's this ballbag doing? He's meant to be down for an eight stretch, him. 221 00:10:38,714 --> 00:10:41,933 He was. He was on day release. Until he decided to come here. 222 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:45,012 "He decided to come here"? They let you do that these days in jail, do they? 223 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,412 He fell out with the owner of the garage he was training at. 224 00:10:47,512 --> 00:10:50,411 - Oh... - Yeah, a man tried to attack us. 225 00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:53,010 Like, a proper big, nasty bastard. He must have been six eight. 226 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:56,449 And he just took an immediate dislike to me, Erin, and I was, like... 227 00:10:56,549 --> 00:10:59,408 I was there and he just started to lose the plot. 228 00:10:59,508 --> 00:11:03,127 Accusing me of nicking his cashbox, that I didn't even know fucking existed. 229 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,846 So, then, he starts coming at me, so I'm like that, slipping it. 230 00:11:05,946 --> 00:11:08,445 Cos, you know, I'm not a fighter. And then I'm like that... 231 00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:11,325 And then, I don't know, next thing you know, I just had no choice, 232 00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:12,844 so I had to run him over. 233 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:15,084 What do you mean, you ran him over? Are you kidding me? 234 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:17,563 - What? I wasn't going fast. I was in reverse. - In reverse! 235 00:11:17,663 --> 00:11:18,642 Erin... 236 00:11:18,742 --> 00:11:20,962 Erin, I swear on Tyler's life... 237 00:11:21,062 --> 00:11:23,361 - Don't you dare! - Well, I had no choice, man. 238 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:26,680 Like when they offered you that deal to grass up Dave Gething and Adyan Khan? 239 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:29,119 - Remember that? - I'm not having it, that wasn't my fault. 240 00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:30,479 It bloody was and you know it. 241 00:11:30,579 --> 00:11:34,118 This guy is literally a shit magnet. Get him out of here before he gets you all banged up. 242 00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:37,717 See? This is what I'm talking about. No-one wants to see Ronnie Croft thrive. 243 00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:41,076 Right? The man's here trying his best to open a new leaf 244 00:11:41,176 --> 00:11:44,115 - and the whole world's against him. - Turn over. 245 00:11:44,215 --> 00:11:46,714 - You what? - Turn over a new leaf, not open a new leaf. 246 00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:48,594 How is he going to turn over a new leaf? 247 00:11:48,694 --> 00:11:52,033 - He literally doesn't understand the saying. - See? This is what I'm talking about. 248 00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,472 Pettiness. Pettiness, pettiness, pettiness. 249 00:11:54,572 --> 00:11:56,271 This is what I'm up against. 250 00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:59,910 Well, I'm sorry, Dylan, that I wasn't having the time to go to fucking... 251 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,350 - What is it, where you learn all the shit? - School! 252 00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:04,389 ..school to learn to be a smart arse. 253 00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:07,908 But I was a bit busy trying to keep my little sister from being put into care... 254 00:12:08,008 --> 00:12:09,108 Ronnie... 255 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,547 ..because me mam and dad had both been sent down. 256 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,546 - Come on, we're family. - All right, get off! 257 00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:15,646 Fair enough. What's that? 258 00:12:18,245 --> 00:12:20,624 Yeah, it's a cashbox. I couldn't fucking leave it, could I? 259 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:21,984 Oh, unbelievable. 260 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,063 - Come on. - See what I mean? 261 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,162 Fuck off! 262 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,259 Right, here's what we're gonna do. 263 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:39,939 You two are going to get him to Jim's. 264 00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:42,218 All right? I'll have a word with Kath. 265 00:12:42,318 --> 00:12:44,737 She knows a guy with a boat, who brings in duty-free tobacco. 266 00:12:44,837 --> 00:12:47,856 I'll see if she can have a word with him about getting him across the water. 267 00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:50,736 - He can live on Uncle Pat's farm. - What's Ireland done to deserve that? 268 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,055 Oh, Vinnie, please... 269 00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:55,594 All right, don't do it for him. Do it for me and Tyler, please. 270 00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:59,013 Yeah. Right, come on, let's get a shift on. 271 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,292 Wait, before you go, if the police come here snooping, 272 00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:03,492 I want everything that isn't legit out of the house. 273 00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,851 Everything that's nicked, I want it gone. 274 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,291 The washer? 275 00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:09,010 - Er... - That's nicked, yeah. 276 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:11,050 That's nicked. Right, dryer? 277 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,369 Er... 278 00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:13,969 Yeah, that's nicked. 279 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:16,208 - Microwave? - Microwave? It all came as a set, love. 280 00:13:16,308 --> 00:13:19,567 - Fuck's sake... - Anything that's electric, it's been stolen. 281 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,367 - TV and everything. - God's sake... 282 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,086 Great. Everything, out! 283 00:13:23,186 --> 00:13:25,185 I'll get a van. 284 00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:30,924 You know they don't milk themselves, don't you, Jimbo? 285 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:33,043 I know that, smart arse. 286 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:35,163 You see that silver bucket? 287 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,482 I'm waiting on her to do a piss test. 288 00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:38,921 A what? 289 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:41,061 A piss test, a drugs test. 290 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,600 Did you see any of that commotion on Denby Row? 291 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:48,159 Two coppers went out expecting a dead body, 292 00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:51,538 they found a massive, fuck-off weed farm instead. 293 00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:55,237 They've posted a copper outside standing sentry 294 00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:58,036 until they can get a team and some vans round there in the morning. 295 00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,715 What, they haven't taken it? 296 00:13:59,815 --> 00:14:02,635 What can they do at 11:30 on a Friday night? 297 00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:05,034 They need manpower, vans. 298 00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:08,073 It's Erin. Hey, you, you're getting a boat from Liverpool. 299 00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:10,112 Erin's coming to pick you up from here at 4am. 300 00:14:10,212 --> 00:14:12,212 Yeah, wicked, mate. 301 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:17,390 The last time they raided one of those houses, 302 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:21,109 it was, like, professional gro-lights and irrigation, temperature controls. 303 00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,388 See? She's not used to all that weed. 304 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,488 She's got the shits now! 305 00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:31,046 We're gonna need a bigger van. 306 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,444 What? 307 00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:44,122 ♪ Don't you ever be sad 308 00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:48,561 ♪ Lean on me when times are bad... ♪ 309 00:14:50,481 --> 00:14:53,540 - Have you not got anything else, now? - There's nowt wrong with this. 310 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,219 It's got low mileage. A surprising amount of storage as well. 311 00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:58,218 And, most importantly, low profile, all right? 312 00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:01,017 - Blends in unnoticed. - You said you had a van, dude. 313 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,377 You said you had a fucking "van" van, is what you said. 314 00:15:03,477 --> 00:15:05,476 Yeah. But this is a flipping "van" van. 315 00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:08,395 It's... 316 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,295 It's inappropriate. 317 00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:11,814 It's a van! 318 00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:14,414 That's why they even call them ice-cream vans, innit? 319 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,513 Do you want it or not? 320 00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:19,332 - Oh, yeah. - Right. 321 00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:22,651 And, erm, you've got to pump the brakes to make them work. 322 00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:24,611 - Pump the brakes? - Exactly. 323 00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:26,210 - How's that a thing? - Just bloody... 324 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,409 - Come on, get in the van. - So ungrateful... 325 00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:31,608 ♪ Hold on 326 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,168 ♪ I'm coming 327 00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:34,528 ♪ Hold on... ♪ 328 00:15:34,628 --> 00:15:36,487 Fuck a duck...! 329 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,186 - What's up? - Did none of you recognise the cop? 330 00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:42,345 Let me have a look through them. 331 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:46,444 I thought that looked like him. Dude, that's Carl Slater, man. 332 00:15:46,544 --> 00:15:47,604 No way. 333 00:15:47,704 --> 00:15:49,203 - Who? - Carl Slater. 334 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,563 A snidey little twat we were at school with. 335 00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,642 He's Vin's mortal enemy since, what, year five? 336 00:15:53,742 --> 00:15:56,201 Year four. He grassed me up for nicking milk off the float. 337 00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:57,721 He was always getting us lot in shit. 338 00:15:57,821 --> 00:16:00,640 So Vin started a little rumour about Carl that got a bit out of control. 339 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:03,479 It became one of them urban myths you always hear about. 340 00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:06,278 - What rumour? - That Carl bummed his nan's dog. 341 00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:09,237 It spread like wildfire. Everyone believed it. 342 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,676 - Mud sticks 20 years later. - Car! 343 00:16:13,776 --> 00:16:15,776 Car! Car! 344 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,795 That looks like the MacDonaghs. 345 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,894 Do you know, I bet it's one of their farms. 346 00:16:21,854 --> 00:16:23,433 Sorry, Barry. 347 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,533 The cops have got it. Go on, piss off. 348 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,512 There's a cop guarding the door and even the MacDonaghs are calling it quits. 349 00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:31,911 There's no way of doing it. Shall we just fuck off home? 350 00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:35,390 Do you know, you're a smart lad, Dildo, But sometimes you lack a little ingenuity. 351 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:37,189 We could be in and out of there in seconds. 352 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,469 How long does it take to fill a couple of bloody bin bags? 353 00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:42,128 - How are we gonna get in, though? - It's the perfect crime. 354 00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:46,926 It's so fucking stupid, no-one'd think anyone'd be daft enough to try it. 355 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,398 Shit...! 356 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,253 ♪ If you leave me now 357 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,872 ♪ You'll take away the biggest part of me 358 00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:44,969 ♪ Oooh-oh-oooh, baby, please don't go... ♪ 359 00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:47,929 - That's not good. - No. It's too close. Let's fuck it off. 360 00:17:48,029 --> 00:17:51,168 Are you off your head? We didn't just go through all that for nothing. 361 00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:53,267 Come on. 362 00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:05,404 Oh, fuck! 363 00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:14,841 Hello? 364 00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:16,400 Vinnie! 365 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,280 Vinnie, how are you, man? 366 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,519 Not so bad, mate. What's going on? 367 00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,878 Listen, I'm here with some friends from uni and we, er... 368 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:26,677 The word is there's a bit of a drought on with the old silage crop. 369 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:30,236 I happened to mention that I'm pretty tight with Hawley's main man. 370 00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:33,515 And so these reprobates where wondering if I could deliver the goods. 371 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,155 - Do you know anywhere we can get some? - Happen I do, Christoph. 372 00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:38,674 Let me call you back in a sec... 373 00:18:38,774 --> 00:18:40,713 Yeah, Vinnie. Hey, wait... 374 00:18:40,813 --> 00:18:43,152 Vinnie, look, if there's a problem, I can come over to you. 375 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,252 I can just get in a cab, yeah? 376 00:18:46,012 --> 00:18:47,151 Shall we do that? 377 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,251 Vin? 378 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,787 Easy, Vin. 379 00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,786 - Ronnie, is that you? - Yeah, man. 380 00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:05,346 Fuck, you scared the shit out of me! 381 00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:07,705 - What are you doing here? - I'm here for the ganja. 382 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:09,985 The fuck you are! That's our gear, that. 383 00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:11,544 - How did you get in? - The back door. 384 00:19:11,644 --> 00:19:14,383 - There's a back door? - Yeah, man. And it's wide open, man. 385 00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:16,583 Listen, piss off, before I lose my patience with you. 386 00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:17,942 How are you gonna do that, mate? 387 00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:20,462 You wanna know why? Finders keepers, losers... 388 00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:22,561 Weepers, you bellend! 389 00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:29,979 Aaarrrggghhh! 390 00:19:31,798 --> 00:19:35,257 - Vin? Cardi? - I'm all right. We're here. 391 00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:37,137 Oh, man. See? 392 00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:40,456 - Now look what you've gone and done. - I swear, I'm gonna murder this twat, Dylan. 393 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:43,095 - Cardi? - I'm st-st-stuck! 394 00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:45,054 This is the police! 395 00:19:45,154 --> 00:19:47,794 We are in the building! Come out with your hands raised! 396 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:58,071 What the fuck are you supposed to be? 397 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:02,629 Oh, Christ... 398 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:06,728 Oi, lads... 399 00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:08,827 Up here, Tommo. 400 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:12,286 I looked up and all I saw... Oh, fuck off! 401 00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:14,086 All right, Carl? How are you doing, lad? 402 00:20:14,186 --> 00:20:15,645 Hang on, you know this fella? 403 00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:17,005 It's Carl Slater, Ronnie. 404 00:20:17,105 --> 00:20:18,485 Slater. 405 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,084 Carl Slater. 406 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,883 I didn't even recognise you in that get-up. 407 00:20:22,983 --> 00:20:24,603 Dog bummer! 408 00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:26,402 Hey? Well, I never! 409 00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:29,321 I heard your nan went catatonic when she walked in on you, 410 00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:31,641 up to your nuts in her poodle. 411 00:20:31,741 --> 00:20:33,480 A terrier. Carl, didn't she have a terrier? 412 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,680 No, it was a poodle, Tommo. 413 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,839 I never bummed a fucking dog! 414 00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,318 So, hang on, wait, wait, wait. 415 00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:43,117 So you go from being a dog bummer to being a cop? 416 00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:45,797 Oh, people say I do daft shit. 417 00:20:45,897 --> 00:20:48,436 So, why do you wanna go and do something stupid like that for? 418 00:20:48,536 --> 00:20:51,275 There was a number of things that attracted me to the profession. 419 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:56,274 But I suppose getting to put away inbred, pikey twats like yourselves 420 00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:58,153 - was probably the main draw. - Strong words. 421 00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:00,272 Strong words from the kid who bummed his nan's dog. 422 00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:01,632 I didn't bum a fucking dog! 423 00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:03,311 Carl... Carl, listen to me, man. 424 00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:06,111 We didn't want this. We didn't mean to involve you in any of this. 425 00:21:06,211 --> 00:21:09,310 - But you are involved now, so you just... - Just shut the fuck up, Ronnie. 426 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:10,589 Christ! 427 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,588 Are you all right, Dylan? Hey, you're very quiet over there. 428 00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:16,748 So this is where hanging on to Vinnie O'Neil's coat-tails has got you, is it? 429 00:21:16,848 --> 00:21:20,466 Kidnapping police officers with criminal masterminds like Ronnie fucking Croft. 430 00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:22,666 You should've listened to Mr McElwee, he warned you. 431 00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:25,545 - Nobody's kidnapping coppers. - And we're not involved with Ronnie. 432 00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:28,184 That's just a fucking baby-sitting job that's gone a bit awry. 433 00:21:28,284 --> 00:21:29,504 Hang on a minute, Vinnie. 434 00:21:29,604 --> 00:21:31,903 So you're gonna explain yourself to bacon bollocks here, 435 00:21:32,003 --> 00:21:33,383 after he's called you a pikey twat? 436 00:21:33,483 --> 00:21:35,662 - He was talking to you, you Muppet! - Was you? 437 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,061 I was referring to all of you, in general. 438 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:39,141 Oh... 439 00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:42,780 All right, well, look, can we just figure out a way out of this 440 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,699 that benefits us all, shall we? 441 00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:46,799 Yeah? 442 00:21:47,159 --> 00:21:49,678 Yeah, OK. Yeah, sure. Untie me. 443 00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:53,697 Yeah, all right, I will. I will untie you. But then what? 444 00:21:53,797 --> 00:21:56,656 And then you all come with me to the nick. 445 00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:58,215 See, I don't want do that, Carl. 446 00:21:58,315 --> 00:22:00,095 You don't have an option. 447 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,094 - Fuck! - There is no way out of this, Vinnie. 448 00:22:02,194 --> 00:22:04,614 You've screwed yourself proper this time. 449 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,573 Do you know what, mate? Do you know what? 450 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,052 You're right about there being no way out of this. 451 00:22:09,152 --> 00:22:12,331 But you are dead wrong about who's fucked themselves. 452 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,450 Cos, yeah, there's only one knobhead tied to a chair 453 00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:17,850 - and that's not fucking me. - Ronnie... 454 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,449 Ronnie, let's just stop calling each other names, shall we, 455 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,528 - and figure a way out of this? - Right, negotiate. 456 00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,688 Is that what you're saying, negotiate with him? 457 00:22:24,788 --> 00:22:26,687 Vinnie, you've got him tied to a fucking chair. 458 00:22:26,787 --> 00:22:28,886 Am I the only one who knows how a kidnapping works? 459 00:22:28,986 --> 00:22:30,006 It's not... 460 00:22:30,106 --> 00:22:32,205 No, no, it's not. It's not a fucking kidnapping... 461 00:22:32,305 --> 00:22:33,885 - It is. - It isn't a kidnapping! 462 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,244 Right, Vinnie. The ball's in your court, yeah? 463 00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:38,724 And do you know what? You're acting like a fucking amateur. 464 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,643 - You're showing him you're weak. - I'm appealing to his common sense. 465 00:22:41,743 --> 00:22:44,562 - Vinnie, he's a copper. - Oh, you're such a fucking genius! 466 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,961 What's your idea, then? What's you big plan, then, Ron? 467 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,320 Basic, mate. It's elementary stuff. 468 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:52,879 Right, you've got two options, but only one choice. 469 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:57,198 You let this dogfucker go and he trots back to his piggy-piggy mates. 470 00:22:57,298 --> 00:22:59,198 Eh? Trot back. 471 00:22:59,298 --> 00:23:02,157 And they all come round your gaff with their piggy-piggy truncheons 472 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,076 and they twat your head in, beat your door down and drag you off to jail. 473 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,635 Or... 474 00:23:06,735 --> 00:23:08,355 ..you just eliminate the problem. 475 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,554 Do you mean fucking kill him? 476 00:23:10,654 --> 00:23:12,194 You're off your fucking head, Ronnie. 477 00:23:12,294 --> 00:23:14,353 Do you know what, lads? Enjoy jail. 478 00:23:14,453 --> 00:23:17,792 I hope you enjoy jail more than I did, cos you're going to be there a long fucking time. 479 00:23:17,892 --> 00:23:19,752 Hey, come on, Vinnie. 480 00:23:21,731 --> 00:23:24,470 Just look, he's shitting himself now. And rightly so. 481 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,069 He's ready to make a deal cos he's desperate. 482 00:23:27,169 --> 00:23:29,989 And do you know what he's gonna do? He's gonna promise you the world now. 483 00:23:30,089 --> 00:23:31,268 Aren't you? 484 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:34,427 But the thing is... you know, and I fucking know, 485 00:23:34,527 --> 00:23:37,226 that whatever he says now is worthless. 486 00:23:37,326 --> 00:23:38,626 Yeah? 487 00:23:38,726 --> 00:23:43,085 If he leaves here alive, yous lot, yous go to jail, mate. 488 00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:45,704 Innit? 489 00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:47,583 Help! I'm a police offic... 490 00:23:47,683 --> 00:23:49,383 - Shh, shh, shh... - Tape. 491 00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:50,663 - Tape, tape. - Hang on. 492 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,502 Fucking hell, whinge, whinge, whinge! 493 00:23:53,602 --> 00:23:55,701 Someone, get him a poodle. 494 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,800 Jesus...! 495 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,399 Woof! 496 00:24:08,677 --> 00:24:12,096 Come in, Bravo 1257. Over. 497 00:24:12,196 --> 00:24:14,815 B1257 was the number on Slater's epaulette. 498 00:24:14,915 --> 00:24:16,495 - They're calling him. - Shit...! 499 00:24:16,595 --> 00:24:18,774 - Well, fucking smash it up. - Don't fucking smash it up! 500 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,214 That'll send a signal to the police or something. 501 00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:23,333 - You think you fucking know it all. - Every time... 502 00:24:23,433 --> 00:24:24,573 Ju, ju, ju...! 503 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,772 CALM, CLEAR VOICE: 1257 reading. Go ahead, Control. Over. 504 00:24:27,872 --> 00:24:29,691 I've been trying to reach you, 1257. 505 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:31,571 Why the radio silence? 506 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,370 Everything all right over there? 507 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,889 What? I just went for a dump. 508 00:24:35,989 --> 00:24:38,089 Why, did you want to listen? Over. 509 00:24:38,189 --> 00:24:39,488 Copy that, 1257. 510 00:24:39,588 --> 00:24:42,167 They've got a team together to dismantle this cannabis factory. 511 00:24:42,267 --> 00:24:44,887 They'll be with you in just over an hour, at 05:30. 512 00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:46,606 Copy that, Control. 513 00:24:46,706 --> 00:24:48,706 1257 over and out. 514 00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:53,064 - Cheers, Tommo. That was bad-ass, man. - Yeah, I know. 515 00:24:54,064 --> 00:24:57,283 Aaarrrggghhh! 516 00:24:57,383 --> 00:24:59,762 The boards are digging into me if you pull me up! 517 00:24:59,862 --> 00:25:01,242 Ha-ha! You've got a wedgy. 518 00:25:01,342 --> 00:25:03,361 - No, wait, I can see a bollock. - Argh! No, no, stop! 519 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,441 JJ? 520 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:05,801 I need your help. 521 00:25:05,901 --> 00:25:07,520 Argh! Get me out of this fucking hole! 522 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:09,559 I don't... I don't care if it's early, dude! 523 00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:11,659 I need your help, man. 524 00:25:14,898 --> 00:25:16,897 Take me to him. 525 00:25:19,577 --> 00:25:21,816 Right, grab hold of him. 526 00:25:35,332 --> 00:25:37,331 Be careful...! 527 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,304 I'm going in. 528 00:26:03,404 --> 00:26:05,403 Right... 529 00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:08,282 I've got you, man. Just... 530 00:26:08,682 --> 00:26:10,582 Oh, no... 531 00:26:10,682 --> 00:26:12,941 - Cardi...? - Did you see that?! 532 00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:15,460 That was like some proper You've Been Framed shit! 533 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,660 - Tell me you got that on camera. - I'm all right. 534 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,059 I'm all right. 535 00:26:19,159 --> 00:26:21,179 Hey, cool! Look what I've found. 536 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:22,378 A fish gun! 537 00:26:22,478 --> 00:26:24,058 Oh, shine on! 538 00:26:24,158 --> 00:26:26,157 You peckerhead! What are you playing at? 539 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,391 I thought you could do with this. 540 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,069 All right, Carl... 541 00:26:56,828 --> 00:26:58,528 Look, man, I'm sorry. 542 00:26:58,628 --> 00:27:00,687 I am. I'm sorry about school. 543 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,786 I took that fucking joke way too far. 544 00:27:07,065 --> 00:27:10,284 I was an angry kid and it was a difficult time for me back then, Carl. 545 00:27:10,384 --> 00:27:12,384 Don't fucking bother! Just... 546 00:27:14,103 --> 00:27:16,102 Just don't bother. 547 00:27:16,462 --> 00:27:18,462 You're making me cringe. 548 00:27:20,261 --> 00:27:22,741 - You fucking loser. - Mm. 549 00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:27,599 You know, I never imagined how low you'd sink. 550 00:27:27,699 --> 00:27:29,319 There again... 551 00:27:29,419 --> 00:27:32,078 ..how could you not, hey? 552 00:27:32,178 --> 00:27:35,977 The spawn of a half-wit thief and mentally unstable mother. 553 00:27:37,096 --> 00:27:38,356 I remember her. 554 00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:41,995 Showing up at school in her fucking nightie, crying. 555 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,694 She was just stood there in the playground. 556 00:27:46,893 --> 00:27:49,813 I bet you remember that, don't you, Dylan? 557 00:27:51,492 --> 00:27:52,792 "Oh... 558 00:27:52,892 --> 00:27:55,331 "Vinnie! We're out of milk, Vinnie." 559 00:27:56,451 --> 00:27:58,950 - It was fucking amazing. - Shut your fucking mouth! 560 00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:00,429 Unhinged, she was. 561 00:28:00,529 --> 00:28:01,989 Just like you. 562 00:28:02,089 --> 00:28:03,868 Hey, did she ever show up again? No? 563 00:28:03,968 --> 00:28:05,788 No, I wouldn't have come back for you, either. 564 00:28:05,888 --> 00:28:08,747 She probably chucked herself underneath a fucking train, mate, 565 00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:14,086 ashamed at creating such a backward, no-good, whatever the fuck you are, mate. 566 00:28:15,405 --> 00:28:17,385 You listen to me, Carl. 567 00:28:17,485 --> 00:28:19,904 I'm gonna put you in the back of that ice-cream van. 568 00:28:20,004 --> 00:28:22,343 And I'm gonna drive you up to them hills, I'm gonna dig a pit, 569 00:28:22,443 --> 00:28:25,422 and I'm gonna fucking put you in it and bury you underground. 570 00:28:25,522 --> 00:28:28,601 The last thing you're gonna see is my face. Me. 571 00:28:29,721 --> 00:28:34,220 Grinning, as you beg to take them words back through gobfuls of soil, 572 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,199 you dog-bumming twat. 573 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,732 Jesus, Tommo, man. What is going on here? 574 00:28:59,832 --> 00:29:01,532 You lend someone a bloody ice-cream van, 575 00:29:01,632 --> 00:29:04,331 you don't expect to be an accessory in kidnapping a bloody copper. 576 00:29:04,431 --> 00:29:06,890 Fuck it, what else were you gonna do tonight, stay in? 577 00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:08,989 Shit...! 578 00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:19,486 - Tommo? - We've got a problem. 579 00:29:19,586 --> 00:29:20,806 - Vinnie! - What? 580 00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:22,905 It's Tommo. 581 00:29:23,505 --> 00:29:24,885 What's going on, Tom? 582 00:29:24,985 --> 00:29:26,244 There's someone here. 583 00:29:26,344 --> 00:29:29,184 What? Well, is it the MacDonaghs? What do they look like? 584 00:29:30,823 --> 00:29:32,483 Looks like a right knobhead. 585 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:33,922 Red trousers. 586 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,002 A knobhead? Red trousers? 587 00:29:36,102 --> 00:29:38,101 Erm... 588 00:29:38,461 --> 00:29:40,460 Oh, shit...! 589 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,299 Vinnie? 590 00:29:43,859 --> 00:29:45,039 Hello? 591 00:29:45,139 --> 00:29:46,558 Vinnie? 592 00:29:46,658 --> 00:29:49,118 What the fuck? 593 00:29:49,218 --> 00:29:51,237 Vinnie! I can hear your phone! 594 00:29:51,337 --> 00:29:52,837 Fuck! 595 00:29:52,937 --> 00:29:55,316 - Vinnie! - Shit...! 596 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:56,715 Vinnie! 597 00:29:56,815 --> 00:29:58,955 What are you doing here? 598 00:29:59,055 --> 00:30:00,634 I might get some of that doobage. 599 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,994 I've got this chick, Leoni. 600 00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:05,913 She got frisky with me once at a Jamiroquai concert. 601 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,032 I don't care. How did you even find me, dude? 602 00:30:08,132 --> 00:30:09,352 Find Your Friend. 603 00:30:09,452 --> 00:30:10,951 Here, look... 604 00:30:11,051 --> 00:30:13,790 - I don't even have Find Your bloody Friend. - It's great. It's handy. 605 00:30:13,890 --> 00:30:16,750 Oh, I fucking do have it. How do I... 606 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:19,469 - Are you having a party? - No, we aren't having a party! 607 00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:21,588 - Is that a weed house? - No, it's not a weed house! 608 00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:23,388 - Piss off. - No, no, no, it's fine. 609 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,387 Get out. Get the fuck out. 610 00:30:25,487 --> 00:30:28,426 Fuck off! Do yourself a favour, just do one, man. 611 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:29,866 The less you know, the better. 612 00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:32,385 Right, but sort me out. Come on, Leoni... 613 00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:33,905 Wait there. Wait there. 614 00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:35,224 Yeah, yeah. 615 00:30:35,324 --> 00:30:37,384 Fucking hell's teeth...! 616 00:30:37,484 --> 00:30:39,703 - Fucking Chris. - Who's Chris? 617 00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:41,802 A pain in the arse. 618 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,140 Jesus... 619 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,379 Wow! 620 00:30:52,479 --> 00:30:55,218 - Hi, I'm Chris. I'm a friend of Vinnie's. - Are you kidding? 621 00:30:55,318 --> 00:30:56,498 Hi. 622 00:30:56,598 --> 00:30:57,818 Hey, Chris. 623 00:30:57,918 --> 00:30:59,577 Hey, Chris. Friend of Vinnie's. 624 00:30:59,677 --> 00:31:01,736 - Cardi. - Hi, Cardi, nice to see you. 625 00:31:01,836 --> 00:31:03,536 Oh, rosé? Very pleasant. 626 00:31:03,636 --> 00:31:05,335 Yeah, it's quite a pleasant one, yeah. 627 00:31:05,435 --> 00:31:07,855 Friend of mine's dad has a vineyard just near St Maxime... 628 00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:09,694 No! Fuck! No, no, no, no! 629 00:31:09,794 --> 00:31:10,854 No. No. No. 630 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:13,933 What the fuck did I say? Get out, dude. I told you, man. 631 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:15,732 Hello, I'm Chris. A friend of Vinnie's. 632 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,252 - Hey, hello. - Oh, fuck! 633 00:31:17,352 --> 00:31:18,891 - Chris, friend of Vinnie's. - Just... 634 00:31:18,991 --> 00:31:21,491 - Look, don't worry about me, I'm cool. - You are not cool! 635 00:31:21,591 --> 00:31:22,810 Don't touch it. Stop! 636 00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:24,410 Dude, I swear to God, get the fuck out! 637 00:31:26,789 --> 00:31:28,789 The ghost of Long John Silver. 638 00:31:32,587 --> 00:31:34,587 Fuck...! 639 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,006 Is that a real policeman? 640 00:31:43,864 --> 00:31:46,383 Right, I'd better get back to my dinner party.... 641 00:31:49,622 --> 00:31:52,342 No fucker leaves! 642 00:31:53,421 --> 00:31:55,421 Shh, shh... 643 00:32:02,419 --> 00:32:04,198 What's going on here, Vinnie? 644 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,718 Look, nothing. I'll just... 645 00:32:05,818 --> 00:32:06,957 I'll sort it. 646 00:32:07,057 --> 00:32:08,517 Is this a sex thing? 647 00:32:08,617 --> 00:32:10,356 Are you going to gang wank me or something? 648 00:32:10,456 --> 00:32:12,556 Do you know what, you've dropped him in it an' all now. 649 00:32:12,656 --> 00:32:15,475 - You'll have to dig two graves tonight, you. - Shut the fuck up, Ronnie! 650 00:32:15,575 --> 00:32:18,154 I swear, I'll bury you if you don't put down that fucking fish gun! 651 00:32:18,254 --> 00:32:20,793 What've you got involved in? What've you got me involved in? 652 00:32:20,893 --> 00:32:23,633 - Who is this lad, Vin? - He's my GP. And he's cool. He's cool. 653 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,392 No, he's all right. He's all right. 654 00:32:25,492 --> 00:32:30,111 It's just he's bound by, what is it, patient confidentiality or some shit. 655 00:32:30,211 --> 00:32:32,830 Yeah? Does that cover kidnapping coppers? 656 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,349 Er, no, I'm pretty sure I'd have to report that sort of thing. 657 00:32:35,449 --> 00:32:37,109 Do you want to leave here alive tonight? 658 00:32:37,209 --> 00:32:40,508 Well, actually, even if it did fall under patient confidentiality, 659 00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:42,587 in fact, I'd have a conflict of interest, 660 00:32:42,687 --> 00:32:45,146 cos Carl here is also one of my patients. 661 00:32:45,246 --> 00:32:47,466 All right, Carl? I didn't recognise you with a gag on. 662 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:48,905 How's it...? 663 00:32:49,005 --> 00:32:51,464 Are you feeling better down there? 664 00:32:51,564 --> 00:32:53,984 Shut up! Stop making words, dude! 665 00:32:54,084 --> 00:32:55,823 Fuck me. He's fine, all right? He's cool. 666 00:32:55,923 --> 00:32:57,103 He's not gonna say nothing. 667 00:32:57,203 --> 00:32:58,462 - Is he cool? - Yeah. 668 00:32:58,562 --> 00:33:00,542 He's just admitted to being a fucking cop doctor. 669 00:33:00,642 --> 00:33:01,821 - A what? - A cop doctor. 670 00:33:01,921 --> 00:33:03,661 - A cop doctor? - Yeah. 671 00:33:03,761 --> 00:33:06,240 - A cop doctor? Is that a thing, is it? - Of course it fucking is! 672 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,419 Of course it is! He's a doctor of cops, isn't he? 673 00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:11,778 He's fucking one of them! 674 00:33:11,878 --> 00:33:14,618 Do you know what, lads? You've gonna have to have a long fucking think 675 00:33:14,718 --> 00:33:17,197 about why your mate is talking to a fucking cop doctor! 676 00:33:18,317 --> 00:33:21,296 Do you know what, it wouldn't surprise me if he'd planned this whole thing 677 00:33:21,396 --> 00:33:23,395 to set yous lot up. 678 00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:28,294 - Vin? - Are you having a fucking giraffe? 679 00:33:28,394 --> 00:33:31,053 Are you seriously listening to Ronnie fucking Croft? 680 00:33:31,153 --> 00:33:32,932 No, but why have you got a cop doctor? 681 00:33:33,032 --> 00:33:35,372 I haven't got a cop doctor, you fucking shining bellend! 682 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,691 That's fucking it! 683 00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:38,791 Hey! Hey! Hey! 684 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:44,329 I know you're in there! Open the frigging door! 685 00:33:44,429 --> 00:33:46,428 Shit, it's Erin! 686 00:33:50,107 --> 00:33:52,047 - Are you all right? - Where's Ronnie? 687 00:33:52,147 --> 00:33:54,286 - He's not in the barn. - How did you know we were here? 688 00:33:54,386 --> 00:33:56,285 - Find Your Friend. - I'm not on Find Your Friend. 689 00:33:56,385 --> 00:33:59,505 - He is. - Oh, God fucking dammit, Dylan! 690 00:34:00,704 --> 00:34:02,704 Fucking hell! 691 00:34:03,983 --> 00:34:05,563 Everything all right, is it? 692 00:34:05,663 --> 00:34:07,042 - Yeah. - Yeah? 693 00:34:07,142 --> 00:34:08,962 - Oh, don't come in. - Right, where is he? 694 00:34:09,062 --> 00:34:11,061 - No, no, no, Erin! - Erin, no... 695 00:34:12,141 --> 00:34:14,920 - All right, Erin? - Hey, Erin. How's things, Erin? 696 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,639 - What the fuck's going on? - Er, just chilling out. 697 00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:26,157 Right, please tell me this is some sort of fucked-up sex thing. 698 00:34:26,257 --> 00:34:27,596 That's what I just said! 699 00:34:27,696 --> 00:34:30,995 You don't know what we've been dealing with. Your idiot brother's caused all this. 700 00:34:31,095 --> 00:34:33,595 I asked you to look after him, keep him out of the way at the barn. 701 00:34:33,695 --> 00:34:37,233 Why is he in a weed farm with a fucking copper tied to a chair? 702 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,553 - Who's he? - A cop doctor. 703 00:34:38,653 --> 00:34:40,672 - Exactly, a cop doctor. - Ronnie, shut the fuck up! 704 00:34:40,772 --> 00:34:44,351 This is exactly what I've been dealing with all day, threatening, bullying behaviour. 705 00:34:44,451 --> 00:34:48,030 "Oh, shut the F up, Ronnie. Oh, Ronnie, I'm gonna F-ing F you up, Ronnie." 706 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:51,149 - It's been hard, mate. It's been really tough. - Shut up, Ronald! 707 00:34:51,249 --> 00:34:54,868 - You said, "Kill him, eliminate the witness." - I'm only offering up options, Erin. 708 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:57,867 Shut up! Why is there a police officer tied to a chair? 709 00:34:57,967 --> 00:35:00,747 All right, all right. So, Officer Slater was standing guard outside. 710 00:35:00,847 --> 00:35:03,606 We've had to accidentally kidnap him a little bit. Haven't we, Carl? 711 00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:07,265 Carl Slater? As in, "Carl Slater bums dogs"? 712 00:35:07,365 --> 00:35:09,304 - Oh... - What are you all doing? 713 00:35:09,404 --> 00:35:11,743 Stop it. Stop it with the dog bumming thing. 714 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,463 Listen, it's not helpful. He's still a little bit sore about that. 715 00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:16,782 He says we're all going to jail for fucking kidnapping. 716 00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:18,661 - Oh, God, you fucking idiots. - Idiots, man. 717 00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:19,981 - But you! - What? 718 00:35:20,081 --> 00:35:22,900 - You, you're a special kind of idiot, you are. - Erin, it's not me... 719 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,860 How the fuck do you manage to ruin everything? 720 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,019 - I don't. I bring colour to the... - You fucking do. 721 00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:29,418 Not only do you ruin your own life, you ruin mine as well! 722 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,538 - I'm not ruining it. I came to say hello. - You are! 723 00:35:31,638 --> 00:35:32,977 - I'm an accessory now! - Erin... 724 00:35:33,077 --> 00:35:35,556 I'll get sent to prison! Tyler's gonna go into fucking care! 725 00:35:36,876 --> 00:35:38,136 Erin...! 726 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:40,775 I warned you! I'm gonna fucking have you, Ronnie! 727 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,874 Get off! 728 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,373 Erin, I'm not, I'm.. Fuck it! 729 00:35:46,473 --> 00:35:48,972 Dylan, listen to me... I'm gonna go and deal with this. 730 00:35:49,072 --> 00:35:51,972 Get everything in that fucking van sharpish. We've gotta get out of here. 731 00:35:52,072 --> 00:35:54,071 What about these two? 732 00:35:55,311 --> 00:35:57,990 - We're gonna have to take 'em with us. - You what? 733 00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:08,347 Where is she? 734 00:36:10,506 --> 00:36:12,826 I'll just negotiate Cardi's massive hole. 735 00:36:14,945 --> 00:36:16,844 Not for the first time, I'll tell you. 736 00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:18,944 Shut up. 737 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,323 Listen... 738 00:36:20,423 --> 00:36:24,522 We've got about 35 minutes until two vanfuls of coppers descend on this place. 739 00:36:24,622 --> 00:36:27,081 We've got to get out of here. 740 00:36:27,181 --> 00:36:29,181 What's the point? 741 00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:35,459 You know, I must've done something fucking terrible in a previous life. 742 00:36:37,218 --> 00:36:39,978 I'm stuck on a karmic roundabout and I can't get off. 743 00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,776 What am I looking at for aiding and abetting? 744 00:36:49,495 --> 00:36:51,494 This is all my fault, you know? 745 00:36:52,934 --> 00:36:54,353 It is. 746 00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:56,773 - It's not. - I dragged Dylan here. 747 00:36:57,892 --> 00:37:00,652 I'm probably the reason Slater turned out like he did. 748 00:37:03,571 --> 00:37:06,330 I took it out on him when my mum was bad. 749 00:37:09,249 --> 00:37:11,788 They called it "bouts" back then. 750 00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:14,048 They didn't call it bi-polar. 751 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,567 It was just "bouts". 752 00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:23,465 She was all over the place, 753 00:37:23,565 --> 00:37:27,684 I mean, wallpapering the kitchen before breakfast, one minute, and... 754 00:37:31,163 --> 00:37:34,342 ..standing in the school yard, the next, crying cos we hadn't got milk. 755 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,520 I should've moved away. 756 00:37:43,919 --> 00:37:45,658 But I was scared, you know? 757 00:37:45,758 --> 00:37:48,418 I was scared that maybe, if she did come back, 758 00:37:48,518 --> 00:37:51,277 if she came back, she wouldn't know where to find me. 759 00:37:53,716 --> 00:37:57,715 It's like when you're little, you know, if you get lost in a supermarket. 760 00:37:59,994 --> 00:38:02,433 My mum used to say, "Just stay put." 761 00:38:04,273 --> 00:38:06,472 "Stay put, I'll come and find you." 762 00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:08,812 And I did. 763 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,911 I stayed put. 764 00:38:12,271 --> 00:38:14,270 And she just didn't come back. 765 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,048 It's been 20 years I've been stuck in the same bloody supermarket 766 00:38:21,148 --> 00:38:23,147 and she still hasn't come back for me. 767 00:38:28,226 --> 00:38:30,285 I'm supposed to be listening to all your problems. 768 00:38:30,385 --> 00:38:32,385 I'm just bloody off-loading me own. 769 00:38:33,824 --> 00:38:35,404 What if he's got it? 770 00:38:35,504 --> 00:38:37,503 Tyler... 771 00:38:39,143 --> 00:38:41,962 What if he's got bi-polar and he got it from me? 772 00:38:42,062 --> 00:38:43,601 He hasn't. He's fine. 773 00:38:43,701 --> 00:38:45,841 And if he has, we'll deal with it. 774 00:38:45,941 --> 00:38:48,060 I don't want him to know I'm his real dad. 775 00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:52,739 I just don't want him thinking, "This is how you end up," you know? 776 00:38:56,138 --> 00:38:57,237 No. 777 00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,337 I want him to be a real man. 778 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:02,056 Like Dylan. 779 00:39:02,536 --> 00:39:04,195 Do you know, I reckon... 780 00:39:04,295 --> 00:39:07,314 I reckon, if I didn't know me mum and dad, 781 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:10,094 you know, if you could just get rid of all the bad memories... 782 00:39:11,573 --> 00:39:14,212 ..I could have been a completely different person. 783 00:39:15,972 --> 00:39:17,971 Just start afresh, you know? 784 00:39:18,891 --> 00:39:20,391 Oh, my God... 785 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,270 - Erin? - I need five minutes... 786 00:39:22,370 --> 00:39:24,369 Ten, max. 787 00:39:30,928 --> 00:39:32,707 For God's sake, Carl. 788 00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:35,386 It's ridiculous. How much have you had to drink? 789 00:39:35,486 --> 00:39:37,666 You know, who's been giving him fucking drinks? 790 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,265 You did, you bloody idiot, upstairs. 791 00:39:39,365 --> 00:39:40,825 Well, no more liquids for him. 792 00:39:40,925 --> 00:39:42,944 It's like bloody Seabiscuit down here. 793 00:39:43,044 --> 00:39:45,623 Why am I the only one holding his horrible little pale knob? 794 00:39:45,723 --> 00:39:47,383 - Right, let me get in. - What are you doing? 795 00:39:47,483 --> 00:39:49,742 - Trying to help! - You're making it really weird, Cardi. 796 00:39:49,842 --> 00:39:51,901 It's like a threesome now. What? 797 00:39:52,001 --> 00:39:53,461 - Do you need a pee an' all? - Yeah. 798 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:56,420 - Right, grab him, will you? - No, it's all right, I can do it. 799 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,699 Why isn't he strapped to the fucking chair? 800 00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:01,579 - That's your job, you bellend. - Not my fucking job. It's your job man. 801 00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:03,018 Whoa, Carl..! 802 00:40:03,118 --> 00:40:04,778 All over my bloody hand. 803 00:40:04,878 --> 00:40:07,457 - It's covered in fucking splashback. - Get off! 804 00:40:07,557 --> 00:40:09,416 Me new jeans, you pillock! 805 00:40:09,516 --> 00:40:11,136 I fucking despair. Where's Dylan. 806 00:40:11,236 --> 00:40:12,335 Dildo! Dill? 807 00:40:12,435 --> 00:40:14,175 Text your bird and find out where she is. 808 00:40:14,275 --> 00:40:16,134 We need to get the fuck out of here, dude. 809 00:40:18,914 --> 00:40:20,973 It definitely looks like a sex thing. 810 00:40:21,073 --> 00:40:23,072 What are you so happy about? 811 00:40:23,912 --> 00:40:25,911 Come... 812 00:40:28,351 --> 00:40:30,350 How do? 813 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,769 You're... 814 00:40:33,869 --> 00:40:36,228 ..going to have a lovely, long sleep. 815 00:40:37,388 --> 00:40:41,367 And when you wake up, you're going to feel wonderfully refreshed 816 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:45,686 and unable to remember anything from the last 24 hours. 817 00:40:45,786 --> 00:40:48,505 Counting back now from ten. 818 00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:51,284 Nine. 819 00:40:51,384 --> 00:40:52,564 Eight. 820 00:40:52,664 --> 00:40:55,043 You did bum a dog. 821 00:40:55,143 --> 00:40:56,922 Seven. 822 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:58,682 Six. 823 00:40:58,782 --> 00:41:00,781 It were a poodle. 824 00:41:01,781 --> 00:41:03,201 Five. 825 00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:04,680 Four. 826 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:05,960 Three. 827 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,479 Two. 828 00:41:07,579 --> 00:41:09,579 One. 829 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,196 Mwah! Thank you. 830 00:41:20,296 --> 00:41:21,435 Oh... 831 00:41:21,535 --> 00:41:23,954 - You are a bloody life-saver, man. - Oh, thank you! 832 00:41:24,054 --> 00:41:26,234 Namaste. 833 00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:28,373 Namaste. 834 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:32,392 - Christ. - What a ledg. 835 00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:34,931 He's a bloody lunatic. 836 00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:39,830 Right, we fucking did it. All right, come on, come on, come on. 837 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,929 Where's our Dylan! 838 00:41:42,929 --> 00:41:44,928 Dildo? 839 00:41:45,528 --> 00:41:46,708 Dildo? 840 00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:48,807 Wait, where's Ronnie? 841 00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:53,186 - What's he doing? - Adios, dickheads! 842 00:41:53,286 --> 00:41:55,645 It's been a pleasure. Erin, I love you! 843 00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:02,483 Pump the brakes...! 844 00:42:31,835 --> 00:42:34,314 What a cracking night! 845 00:42:37,713 --> 00:42:40,872 ♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind 846 00:42:42,072 --> 00:42:44,951 ♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind 847 00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:49,310 ♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind 848 00:42:50,389 --> 00:42:53,268 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind 849 00:42:54,788 --> 00:42:57,227 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on 850 00:42:58,427 --> 00:43:00,866 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on... ♪ 66843

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