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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,859 --> 00:00:50,419 Fucking hell, Kel, you're holding me up. 2 00:00:52,179 --> 00:00:54,079 Yeah, you are. 3 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,600 Well, I'm trying to get a wriggle on for you and you...keep belling me up. 4 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:00,720 Yeah, I've got the Tutankhamun. Listen, I'll be ten minutes. 5 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,820 Ten minutes. 6 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,380 Or maybe less. 7 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:13,561 ♪ The best things in life are free 8 00:01:13,661 --> 00:01:16,041 ♪ But you can give them To the birds and bees 9 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:19,561 ♪ - I need money - That's what I want... ♪ 10 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:21,161 Spontaneous theft. 11 00:01:21,261 --> 00:01:23,921 Christ, it's been ages since I've done one of them. Can you see to it? 12 00:01:24,021 --> 00:01:26,401 Yeah. I'll scratch the serial, then give it a little spray. 13 00:01:26,501 --> 00:01:29,381 - Have you checked around? - Not yet. You do the front, I'll do the back. 14 00:01:30,942 --> 00:01:32,562 - No way! - What is it? 15 00:01:32,662 --> 00:01:33,642 Antiques. 16 00:01:33,742 --> 00:01:35,402 - Antiques? - Yeah. 17 00:01:35,502 --> 00:01:38,082 I nicked it from outside this antique shop in Walton. 18 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,682 What the hell is this? 19 00:01:39,782 --> 00:01:41,922 Oh, that's an old dildo. 20 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:44,042 - No, it's not. - Of course it is. 21 00:01:44,142 --> 00:01:46,282 - It can't be. - Look at the bellend. 22 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:47,963 I'm gonna take it down the pawn shop. 23 00:01:48,063 --> 00:01:50,563 Sly Si'll be all over these, man. 24 00:01:50,663 --> 00:01:52,763 Safe. 25 00:02:00,343 --> 00:02:02,083 Here he is, the top shagger. 26 00:02:02,183 --> 00:02:04,203 - How's it going, Si? - All right, Vin. 27 00:02:04,303 --> 00:02:07,124 - What have you got for me? - I'll tell you what I've got for you. 28 00:02:07,224 --> 00:02:09,324 Some genuine, none of your replica shit, antiques. 29 00:02:09,424 --> 00:02:11,284 - Antiques? - Yeah, silver spoons. 30 00:02:11,384 --> 00:02:13,564 You've got a snuff box, a flintlock gun. 31 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:16,724 Some sort of, weird... A weird table ornament thing. 32 00:02:16,824 --> 00:02:18,824 - Nice. Nice. - Mm-hm 33 00:02:20,024 --> 00:02:21,404 She's a beaut. 34 00:02:22,904 --> 00:02:25,105 - Fucking hell! - Oh, it's big, innit? 35 00:02:26,385 --> 00:02:29,085 - Is this for horses? - Is it fuck for horses. 36 00:02:29,185 --> 00:02:30,765 It's got an horse on it. 37 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:31,965 Yeah, but it's... 38 00:02:32,065 --> 00:02:34,885 It's fucking decorative. Why would an horse want a dildo? 39 00:02:34,985 --> 00:02:36,445 - Decorative? - Yeah. 40 00:02:36,545 --> 00:02:38,545 It's for looking at while you're... 41 00:02:39,505 --> 00:02:42,746 - Do you wanna buy it or not? - No, it's too weird for me. 42 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,746 This is a pawn shop, not a porn shop. 43 00:02:47,106 --> 00:02:48,606 I'll have the rest, though. 44 00:02:48,706 --> 00:02:50,126 200. 45 00:02:50,226 --> 00:02:51,646 - 300. - Two. 46 00:02:51,746 --> 00:02:53,166 250. 47 00:02:53,266 --> 00:02:54,886 Two. 48 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:56,326 225. 49 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,286 - Two. - For fu... 50 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,767 Oh... 51 00:02:59,867 --> 00:03:01,727 Done. 52 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:03,827 Shit... 53 00:03:08,107 --> 00:03:09,567 What are you doing in that?! 54 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,727 Get out of her! 55 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:15,127 Hey, if you've been conducting criminal business in my princess... 56 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:17,288 I haven't. Oi, calm down. I'm doing you a favour. 57 00:03:17,388 --> 00:03:19,488 - JJ asked me to drop it off for you. - Is it fixed? 58 00:03:19,588 --> 00:03:22,008 No, no, he told me to return it still broke! 59 00:03:22,108 --> 00:03:24,528 - How's she driving? - Yeah, it's good. Yeah. 60 00:03:24,628 --> 00:03:27,528 He said she's got years in her. "Beast", that were the word he used. 61 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:28,648 Beast, eh? 62 00:03:28,748 --> 00:03:30,288 You see? See? 63 00:03:30,388 --> 00:03:34,288 Him next door, he-man, Master of the Universe, 64 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,809 mocking me, he was. 65 00:03:35,909 --> 00:03:37,169 It's not funny! 66 00:03:37,269 --> 00:03:40,849 He drove past in his blue fucking Japanese Tonka toy! 67 00:03:40,949 --> 00:03:44,289 What he doesn't realise is that this is a classic. 68 00:03:44,389 --> 00:03:47,369 Proper machinery, built to last... 69 00:03:47,469 --> 00:03:49,009 ..by British hands, hey? 70 00:03:49,109 --> 00:03:51,089 That's the trouble with the Europeans, you know? 71 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,250 Oh, no, no! No, no. Boring. Boring. 72 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:55,350 I've got things to do. 73 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,850 Each to their own, son. 74 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:05,950 Each to their own. 75 00:04:11,871 --> 00:04:13,131 Paslowski! 76 00:04:13,231 --> 00:04:15,651 - I see you've managed to resuscitate her. - You what? 77 00:04:15,751 --> 00:04:17,931 Hey, workhorse, this, mate. 78 00:04:18,031 --> 00:04:19,371 A beast. 79 00:04:19,471 --> 00:04:20,651 Live forever. 80 00:04:20,751 --> 00:04:23,211 Not like this...fucking unicorn. 81 00:04:23,311 --> 00:04:24,971 Jealousy, jealousy... 82 00:04:25,071 --> 00:04:26,291 Jealous? 83 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,092 This is a man's truck. 84 00:04:28,192 --> 00:04:30,292 Hey, my dad had this before me. 85 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:31,932 And my son... 86 00:04:32,032 --> 00:04:34,212 ..if I had one, would have it after. 87 00:04:34,312 --> 00:04:36,692 Hey, listen to this, hey? 88 00:04:39,272 --> 00:04:40,652 Hear it and weep! 89 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:44,492 2.4 diesel. 90 00:04:44,592 --> 00:04:46,213 Four cylinder. 91 00:04:46,313 --> 00:04:49,613 The most powerful street vehicle ever produced. 92 00:04:49,713 --> 00:04:51,573 It's like a symphony. 93 00:04:52,953 --> 00:04:55,253 I'll tell you what, this'll beat that in a race, mate. 94 00:04:55,353 --> 00:04:57,733 Yeah, downhill, while this is in reverse! 95 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,973 You cheeky bastard! 96 00:05:00,073 --> 00:05:02,413 You look like a girl with that haircut! 97 00:05:02,513 --> 00:05:04,174 Hey, there's nowt wrong with this hair! 98 00:05:05,754 --> 00:05:07,454 Hey... 99 00:05:07,554 --> 00:05:08,694 Oh... 100 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:12,854 What a beast! What a bad boy! 101 00:05:12,954 --> 00:05:14,954 Hey, laughing, are you? Hey? 102 00:05:16,354 --> 00:05:19,174 - Jesus...! - You see what you've made me do? 103 00:05:19,274 --> 00:05:21,455 - I'm gonna fucking... - You made me do that! 104 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,555 My windscreen! You prick! 105 00:05:26,555 --> 00:05:28,555 Urgh! 106 00:05:30,115 --> 00:05:31,215 Jim... 107 00:05:31,315 --> 00:05:33,315 Jim! Oi! 108 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:36,275 Jim...? 109 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:41,236 Jim, I'm sorry... 110 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:42,696 Cunt! 111 00:05:45,796 --> 00:05:48,056 - Argh! - Oh, watch out. 112 00:05:48,156 --> 00:05:50,976 There you go. Right, remember, you're in after school club tonight. 113 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:53,656 I've written Mrs Worthington a note, but Marcus will be there. 114 00:05:53,756 --> 00:05:55,376 - Yeah. - Yeah, so you'll have fun. 115 00:05:55,476 --> 00:05:58,577 Listen, Mummy's got her last two exams today. 116 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:01,937 So, when they're over, Mummy won't have to work so hard. 117 00:06:02,037 --> 00:06:04,097 - Yeah! - Yeah! 118 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,537 Mwah! 119 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:07,977 Dylan's gonna take you to school and I'll pick you up, yeah? 120 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,077 OK. Love you, baby. 121 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,377 Bye. Right, wish me luck. 122 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:13,497 - Good luck! - Good luck! 123 00:06:13,597 --> 00:06:15,598 You don't need it. 124 00:06:19,598 --> 00:06:22,038 ♪ There's a limit to your love 125 00:06:27,318 --> 00:06:33,079 ♪ Like a waterfall in slow motion 126 00:06:41,439 --> 00:06:45,439 ♪ Like a map with no ocean 127 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:51,040 ♪ There's a limit to your love 128 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,520 ♪ Your love, your love, your love... ♪ 129 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,180 Ah... 130 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,540 Ey up, Si. Do you want that other after all? 131 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,620 Vin, where did you get them antiques? 132 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,061 Oh, you know the bloody rules. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. Listen... 133 00:07:10,161 --> 00:07:11,821 No, fuck the rules. 134 00:07:11,921 --> 00:07:13,701 I'm in deep shit here. 135 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,501 You just tell me 136 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,141 where you nicked them antiques from. 137 00:07:17,241 --> 00:07:18,341 I... I didn't nick 'em. 138 00:07:18,441 --> 00:07:21,341 Well, I did. I nicked a car, and the antiques, they were in the boot. 139 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,621 - What's going on? - Just get down here. 140 00:07:23,721 --> 00:07:24,981 Why? 141 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:27,082 Just get down here now! 142 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:29,702 And don't tell anyone you're coming. 143 00:07:29,802 --> 00:07:31,942 All right. Si, what's going on? 144 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:34,042 Si? 145 00:07:46,723 --> 00:07:48,723 Oi...! 146 00:07:50,683 --> 00:07:52,683 Get up, you fucker! 147 00:08:31,285 --> 00:08:33,505 A history lesson for you, Vinnie. 148 00:08:33,605 --> 00:08:35,925 I know you're not well-educated, so, er... 149 00:08:36,925 --> 00:08:38,926 ..let me enlighten you. 150 00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:44,626 The term "dildo" was first coined in around 1400AD. 151 00:08:44,726 --> 00:08:47,706 It originates from the Latin dilatare, 152 00:08:47,806 --> 00:08:50,486 which means "open wide". 153 00:08:52,486 --> 00:08:55,227 The dick, Vincent. 154 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:59,007 The penis, the schlonker, the cock, the old fella... 155 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:04,407 ..has been revered and replicated since the start of humanity. 156 00:09:07,927 --> 00:09:09,927 And now you... 157 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,567 ..and you... 158 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:15,628 ..are about to lose yours. 159 00:09:15,728 --> 00:09:16,988 No...! 160 00:09:17,088 --> 00:09:18,988 Please...! It was him! You heard! 161 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:21,088 - I just bought... - Shut it. 162 00:09:22,568 --> 00:09:23,948 Where's my antique dildo? 163 00:09:24,048 --> 00:09:25,148 On a... 164 00:09:25,248 --> 00:09:26,988 - On a farm. - Which farm? 165 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,388 Jim's farm. 166 00:09:28,488 --> 00:09:30,068 I can get it back, though. 167 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:32,229 Who stole 'em? 168 00:09:32,329 --> 00:09:33,669 I don't know. 169 00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:35,709 Who was driving that car you nicked? 170 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,229 I don't... I don't know. 171 00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:38,509 Oh, fuck! 172 00:09:38,609 --> 00:09:40,389 A... A young guy. 173 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:43,689 Fuck, I didn't really see him. He might have had... 174 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:45,989 ..brown hair. 175 00:09:46,089 --> 00:09:48,229 I told you, didn't I? In the hospital, do you remember? 176 00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:50,710 - I said, if our paths cross again... - I know, but, listen... 177 00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:53,510 I didn't know it had things, I didn't know it had your things in it. 178 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:57,010 And I'll get 'em back. Fuck, I'll get you whatever you want! 179 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,230 Cut his dick off. 180 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:08,591 No! No, no, no! No, no, no! Give me an hour! 181 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,871 Give me one hour! Give me one hour! I know where it is. 182 00:10:10,971 --> 00:10:12,631 I know this is just a mistake, this. 183 00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:14,151 Right, you, trousers off! 184 00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:16,251 What? 185 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:19,231 I can find out the owner of that car. 186 00:10:19,331 --> 00:10:20,551 I fucking can, man. 187 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:22,351 I'll find out, I'll find out. 188 00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:23,631 I'll get it back. 189 00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:25,792 My friend, my friend's a mechanic. 190 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,012 Fucking trousers off! 191 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:31,572 - My friends a mechanic... - Boxers. 192 00:10:32,652 --> 00:10:34,692 - Fuck... - Boxers! 193 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:39,192 Mr McCann, I... 194 00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:40,552 No, whoa, wait, wait! 195 00:10:40,652 --> 00:10:43,473 Just, just, don't, don't cut... 196 00:10:43,573 --> 00:10:45,113 Right, now... 197 00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:46,753 ..say bye-bye to it. 198 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,593 What? What? 199 00:10:48,693 --> 00:10:50,633 - Say bye-bye. - Fuck...! 200 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,433 This is fucking madness, man. 201 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,153 - Say it! - Bye. 202 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,953 Bye-bye-bye. 203 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:58,053 Properly. 204 00:10:59,053 --> 00:11:00,674 Look, you can't do this! Don't! No! 205 00:11:00,774 --> 00:11:03,194 Please don't cut my dick off in a pawn shop, man! 206 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:04,554 Don't, don't...! 207 00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:05,874 - Vinnie... - Fuck! 208 00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:10,774 ..you will always remember the moment before you become dickless. 209 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,994 It's the end of one life and the start of another. 210 00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:18,195 Pre- and post-dick. 211 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,835 I have been badly betrayed. 212 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:25,275 The only people with knowledge of my antiques 213 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,275 are people who know my house. 214 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:28,915 People who come and go. 215 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:30,995 People with regular access. 216 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:33,095 I want to fucking know. 217 00:11:33,575 --> 00:11:35,516 I have to fucking know. 218 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:37,276 I can find out. 219 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:38,796 I fucking can! 220 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,996 I can find out. 221 00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:42,996 OK. 222 00:11:43,096 --> 00:11:45,816 You find out who took that dildo, you keep your dick. 223 00:11:47,136 --> 00:11:48,676 You don't... 224 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,776 ..it comes off. 225 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:55,957 Do we understand ourselves? 226 00:11:56,057 --> 00:11:57,357 Yeah. 227 00:11:57,457 --> 00:12:00,037 - Urgh! - Do we fucking understand each other?! 228 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,217 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes! 229 00:12:21,298 --> 00:12:23,318 - So it went well? - Yeah, it was firing out of me. 230 00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:26,478 You know that feeling where you're trying to grab it all from your brain 231 00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:28,558 and then slam it perfectly on a piece of paper? 232 00:12:28,658 --> 00:12:30,559 In semi-coherent sentences? Yeah. 233 00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:31,839 I'm sure you did great. 234 00:12:31,939 --> 00:12:33,879 - What's now? - Er, marketing. 235 00:12:33,979 --> 00:12:35,639 I'm feeling all right about it, actually. 236 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,999 I've done so much revision for it, I'd be surprised if... 237 00:12:38,099 --> 00:12:39,359 Erin. 238 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,119 Dylan, what is it? What's happened? 239 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,219 I need to talk to you. 240 00:12:44,259 --> 00:12:46,259 In private. 241 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:51,160 Well, erm, we're on the way to the last exam. It starts in five minutes. 242 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,260 - Dylan... - What? 243 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:54,880 - Come on. - Dylan... 244 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,300 What the fuck? What is it? 245 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,581 Now, start talking. 246 00:13:07,981 --> 00:13:09,401 Shit... 247 00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,441 All right, look, Dylan... 248 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,541 Is it gone? 249 00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:19,261 You're not showing. And, what, this is weeks ago, so... 250 00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:23,342 Is it gone? 251 00:13:25,382 --> 00:13:27,382 Yeah. 252 00:13:31,182 --> 00:13:33,182 Was it mine? 253 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:34,882 What? 254 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,242 Or was it his? 255 00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:38,042 Fucking college boy. 256 00:13:39,342 --> 00:13:41,243 Because if you went and had a secret abortion, 257 00:13:41,343 --> 00:13:43,383 then it can't have been mine, can it? Because... 258 00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:47,723 Because we're a couple and there is no fucking way, yeah, 259 00:13:47,823 --> 00:13:51,043 that you would go off, on your own, and have my baby fucking killed! 260 00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:53,143 It was yours. 261 00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:57,363 Look, I'm sorry, OK? It was a mistake. 262 00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,244 I messed up with the pill. 263 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,764 We were shagging hard that month. Do you remember? 264 00:14:01,864 --> 00:14:03,164 It was... 265 00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:04,764 It was never meant to happened. 266 00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:07,124 We hadn't planned it. We hadn't discussed it. 267 00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:09,164 So you just got rid of it, yeah, without word? 268 00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,264 - Without so much as a... - I'm sorry. I'm... 269 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:15,484 Dylan, I need to go to this exam. Honestly, if I'm not in that room... 270 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,585 Fuck your exam! 271 00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:25,885 All right, look, I didn't tell you, not because I don't love you, 272 00:14:25,985 --> 00:14:29,365 it's because I knew you'd make it difficult for me and I couldn't face it, all right? 273 00:14:29,465 --> 00:14:31,805 I've already had a kid by mistake once. 274 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,606 I didn't want another one. Not now. 275 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,866 Not here. Not in this shit-hole that we're in. 276 00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,926 Not with me. That's what you're saying. 277 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,026 No, I'm not saying that! 278 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,746 You kept Vinnie's one, though, didn't you? 279 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,346 How did you know that? 280 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:53,287 - Has Vinnie said something to you? - No, my best friend didn't tell me anything. 281 00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:55,387 I heard you talking. 282 00:14:56,107 --> 00:14:58,567 When Ronnie was here. You and Vinnie talking about Tyler. 283 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,707 So, sorry, when did you screw him? 284 00:15:01,947 --> 00:15:04,127 Right, we were both off our heads. 285 00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:07,247 - We weren't even together then! - Right, something else you didn't tell me. 286 00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:08,687 - Was he good? - Dylan...! 287 00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:12,168 Was he fucking good, Erin, my best mate, that you shagged? 288 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:13,248 It was a mistake. 289 00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:15,168 - Another one? - Yes, another one! 290 00:15:15,268 --> 00:15:18,608 And I didn't want to tell anyone because I thought it would be better that I didn't. 291 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,708 I'm sorry. 292 00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:26,388 Look, honestly, I really need to go. I need to do this. 293 00:15:28,909 --> 00:15:31,249 Am I...? Do I mean that little to you? 294 00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,249 No. 295 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,469 Am I so low on your fucking list? 296 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,929 Fuck you, Erin. 297 00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:41,609 Fuck you for getting rid of that kid. 298 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,529 Dylan...! 299 00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:46,530 I'm sick of trying to please you, sick of feeling like I'm not good enough. 300 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:47,810 And do you know what? 301 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,810 Fucking hell, I was willing to keep my mouth shut about Vinnie and Tyler, 302 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,850 just for all of us, just let it ride. 303 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,330 But this... 304 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,170 It's unforgivable. 305 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,771 Dylan! 306 00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:05,131 Dylan...! 307 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,531 Do your exam. 308 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:13,891 - Erin... - No! 309 00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:16,611 - I'm OK. Just one minute. - Look, whatever's just happened, 310 00:16:16,711 --> 00:16:18,691 - you need to go, you've got two minutes. - I can't. 311 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:20,812 - No, you have to. - I can't. I can't! 312 00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:23,212 - If they close that door, you've missed it. - Oh, shit...! 313 00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:27,292 Look, parcel it away for two hours, put it in a box and do not look at it. Come on. 314 00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,332 Look, come on. 315 00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:32,612 It will still be here afterwards, waiting for you. Please, Erin... 316 00:16:32,712 --> 00:16:35,732 Right, look, I'm gonna pull you. 317 00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:38,012 I don't want to hurt you, but I will drag you to that exam. 318 00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:40,113 - I can't, Jake! - Come on... 319 00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,274 ♪ Walked away 320 00:16:57,074 --> 00:17:02,274 ♪ Released from all my crimes 321 00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,634 ♪ Walked away 322 00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:13,895 ♪ Released from all my crimes... ♪ 323 00:17:13,995 --> 00:17:15,055 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. 324 00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:16,615 Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa... 325 00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:17,735 Wait. 326 00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:18,935 Er, look, she fell over. 327 00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:21,055 She's here. Please, it's five seconds. 328 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:22,415 Come on, it's her future. 329 00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:24,715 ♪ But I could never hide 330 00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:32,116 ♪ What I kept inside... ♪ 331 00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:15,338 Jim! Jim! 332 00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:17,538 - What? - I need the... 333 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,378 - What the fuck's happened to you? - That blond bastard. 334 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:23,498 He attacked me. He almost killed me, he did. 335 00:18:23,598 --> 00:18:25,899 - Oh-ho, I'm pressing charges. - All right. 336 00:18:25,999 --> 00:18:27,299 - It's GBH. - Yeah. 337 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,459 - It's violent assault. - All right. 338 00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:31,899 - I don't know what it is, but it's something. - Jim, listen! 339 00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:34,299 The antique, I left it in your Land Rover, where is it now? 340 00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:35,739 - Cock-shaped? - Yeah. 341 00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:38,219 That's what the bastard threw at me. 342 00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:41,419 What do you mean? How's he thrown it at you, when I've left it in your truck? 343 00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:42,900 I know, but, erm... 344 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,580 I kind of, er... 345 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,820 I threw it at him. Er, not him! 346 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,180 - Why...? - No, his car. 347 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,140 - Where is it now? - No idea. 348 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,060 Take it up with that Polish prick. 349 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,160 Oh, you fuck, dude! 350 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,700 Shirley! 351 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,060 Shirley! 352 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,261 Fuck... 353 00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:03,341 - Shirley! - What do you want? 354 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:05,541 You know the object you threw at Jim. It's mine, that. 355 00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:07,021 - That dildo? - Yeah. Where is it? 356 00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:09,541 - The dog's got it. - What do you mean, the fucking dog's got it? 357 00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:11,741 - My dog, Petula. She's got it. - She's not chewed it? 358 00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:14,861 Of course she's chewed it. What do you think she's done, pleasured herself? 359 00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:16,981 - Where's the dog now? - In the barn. 360 00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:19,622 As far as I'm concerned, it's hers now. Finders keepers. 361 00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:22,142 Finders keepers? It's thousands of years old, Shirley. 362 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,822 - Your stupid hair... - Oi, not the hair! 363 00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:24,902 Too late. 364 00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:27,222 It's a good job I'm not wearing my yard boots! 365 00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,582 Shit...! 366 00:19:28,682 --> 00:19:30,062 Petula! 367 00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:33,522 Shit... 368 00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:36,103 Shit... 369 00:19:36,203 --> 00:19:37,543 Petula, Petula... 370 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,703 Be cool, will you? 371 00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:43,503 It'll be all right. Everything's all right. Everything's good. 372 00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:46,063 I've just come to get my dildo. 373 00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:49,543 Be cool. 374 00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:52,543 Will you...? Petula! 375 00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:53,703 Petula! 376 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:56,584 Please, no, be careful with the shaft! Be careful with the bellend! 377 00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:59,864 My dick depends on this. My dick depends on this. Please, let go! 378 00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:01,224 Let go. No, don't do that! 379 00:20:01,324 --> 00:20:03,184 Shit! Shit! No, no, no! 380 00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:04,864 Petula! Petula! 381 00:20:04,964 --> 00:20:06,264 Petula! 382 00:20:06,364 --> 00:20:07,704 Argh...! 383 00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:08,944 It's an antique. 384 00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:10,304 It's an antique! 385 00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:13,465 You're chewing the... You're chewing the eye, dude. 386 00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:15,785 You're chewing... You're chewing the urethra. 387 00:20:19,165 --> 00:20:20,785 The bellend! 388 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,385 I knew it! 389 00:20:22,485 --> 00:20:24,905 You've chewed the bellend! 390 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,005 Take your dildo and get off my farm. 391 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:34,006 That's been inside ancient fannies and now Petula's had her chops around it. 392 00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:38,706 Tell someone who gives a shit. 393 00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:40,026 JJ! 394 00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:42,106 Shit! 395 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,106 JJ? Tom? 396 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:46,206 Tom? Thomas?! 397 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,067 - Where's JJ? - Under there. 398 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,147 Shit! 399 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:52,427 JJ? 400 00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:53,547 JJ...? 401 00:20:53,647 --> 00:20:54,947 JJ, dude... 402 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,507 The fucking car, the car that I nicked, where is it? 403 00:20:57,607 --> 00:20:59,267 Oh, gone. Sold it. How good is that? 404 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,587 Oh, no, that's not good. That's not good at all. 405 00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:03,307 - I need it back. - Why? Whose is it? 406 00:21:03,407 --> 00:21:06,188 That's what I need to find out. Have you still got the original plates? 407 00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:09,108 - Are you all right, Vinnie? - No, I'm not! I am very much not all right! 408 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,268 The fucking antiques, that big dildo, that all belongs to Terence McCann. 409 00:21:12,368 --> 00:21:14,548 - He's gonna cut me dick off! - Hang about, hang about. 410 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,388 Dildo? Terence McCann? What have I missed? 411 00:21:16,488 --> 00:21:17,828 Thomas, no time, no time. 412 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,188 Listen, you need to find that car. You need to find them plates, dude. 413 00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:24,829 He said he's gonna cut my dick off! JJ, he said he was gonna cut my dick off! 414 00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:26,949 He nearly cut it off at the fucking pawn shop, dude. 415 00:21:27,049 --> 00:21:29,049 Hang about! 416 00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:32,469 Oh, bingo! 417 00:21:32,569 --> 00:21:34,349 Yeah? Found it? 418 00:21:34,449 --> 00:21:36,469 Better than that, mate. Bingo balls! 419 00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:38,349 - Oh... - Who throws them away? 420 00:21:38,449 --> 00:21:40,309 - Knobhead. - Young and keen, 14. 421 00:21:40,409 --> 00:21:42,150 Knock at the door, 24. 422 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,510 Oh, hang on. Your favourite, madam, 69... 423 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:45,790 Here! 424 00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,030 - Found it. - Is that it? 425 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:49,190 - Or here. - Which one? 426 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,510 - I can't remember. - Fuck! Think about it, dude! 427 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,110 - Come on, man. - All right, OK. 428 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:55,430 Well, this one's newer. It was older, wasn't it? 429 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,150 - Come on. - Er, that one. 430 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,230 - That one? - Yeah. 431 00:21:58,330 --> 00:21:59,311 - You're sure? - I think. 432 00:21:59,411 --> 00:22:00,391 - You think? - Yeah. 433 00:22:00,491 --> 00:22:01,511 Fuck! 434 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,231 In the office, dude. Come to the office. 435 00:22:03,331 --> 00:22:04,631 Blind 90! 436 00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:05,991 Hang on... 437 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,091 Fucking hell... 438 00:22:09,091 --> 00:22:11,331 Audi, A3, green. And the owner is... 439 00:22:12,811 --> 00:22:14,631 - Gary Cullen. - Abra Cadavers? 440 00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:19,032 Ring it again. 441 00:22:19,132 --> 00:22:21,192 No, no! No, you don't. Who's dead? What do you want? 442 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:23,432 - Have you had a vehicle nicked? - Nicked? No. Why? 443 00:22:23,532 --> 00:22:26,192 A car, registered to here, got nicked and brought into my garage. 444 00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:27,512 What the fuck? 445 00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:29,392 - Is that right? - You better start talking. 446 00:22:29,492 --> 00:22:30,912 I lent it to a mate. 447 00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:33,632 I know it sounds lame, but I genuinely did lend it to a mate of mine. 448 00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:35,633 He hasn't mentioned it's been nicked? - Not yet. 449 00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:37,233 - Who's the mate? - You don't know him. 450 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,793 - Give us his name. - Steve. 451 00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:40,433 Look, Vin, did you bring my car back? 452 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,153 If so, thanks, I'll give you a free embalming next time you need it. 453 00:22:43,253 --> 00:22:45,233 Gary, shut up. We need to talk to him, man. 454 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,313 - Why? - Because your mate Steve 455 00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:49,313 has landed us all in a load of shit over here. 456 00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:50,953 - Give us his number. Call him up. - No. 457 00:22:51,053 --> 00:22:52,754 - Give me his number! - What did he do? 458 00:22:52,854 --> 00:22:54,634 - Give me his fucking number! - Jesus Christ! 459 00:22:54,734 --> 00:22:56,754 Give me his number, Gary, or I'll rip your head off! 460 00:22:56,854 --> 00:22:58,914 Relax! Fucking roast the toast, man. 461 00:22:59,014 --> 00:23:01,554 Fuck! I never should have let him take it. 462 00:23:01,654 --> 00:23:03,874 He can't be fucking trusted. 463 00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:05,554 Here, answer machine. 464 00:23:05,654 --> 00:23:07,834 Hi, this is Stephen McCann. 465 00:23:07,934 --> 00:23:09,674 Leave a message, I'll call you back. 466 00:23:09,774 --> 00:23:11,775 McCann? 467 00:23:13,015 --> 00:23:15,015 Stephen McCann? 468 00:23:24,815 --> 00:23:26,875 Urgh! 469 00:23:26,975 --> 00:23:29,036 I know you're Tyler's father. 470 00:23:29,136 --> 00:23:30,596 Fucking hell. 471 00:23:30,696 --> 00:23:32,396 - That hurt. - Yeah? 472 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,076 - Come on, fucking come back at me. - No! 473 00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:35,836 Will you fucking come back at me?! 474 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,876 Dylan... Fucking hell, dude. 475 00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:39,516 I'm not gonna do that, man. 476 00:23:39,616 --> 00:23:40,876 She's told you, has she? 477 00:23:40,976 --> 00:23:42,116 No. 478 00:23:42,216 --> 00:23:44,316 No, she didn't. Do you know what? I found out. 479 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,917 - Oh... - Yeah. 480 00:23:46,017 --> 00:23:48,757 And then, after I found out, I went looking for proof! 481 00:23:48,857 --> 00:23:51,197 And whilst looking for proof, man, I found something else. 482 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,117 What? Regarding what? 483 00:23:53,217 --> 00:23:56,237 Regarding my child, Vin! The one she got rid of! 484 00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:58,517 - Mate... - Don't fucking "mate" me! 485 00:23:58,617 --> 00:24:00,997 - Don't you fucking do that! - Dylan... 486 00:24:01,097 --> 00:24:03,077 You knew! You... You...! 487 00:24:06,698 --> 00:24:09,458 Look, Dylan, I fucking told her. 488 00:24:10,698 --> 00:24:13,038 I said you'd be a brilliant dad. I said you had rights. 489 00:24:13,138 --> 00:24:15,798 - I fucking told her and I told her. - You screwed her. 490 00:24:15,898 --> 00:24:18,678 - You weren't even with her, man. - So?! 491 00:24:18,778 --> 00:24:21,519 Do you know what, you created a life with her... 492 00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:23,239 ..and she kept it, man. 493 00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:24,879 She kept yours and she got rid of mine. 494 00:24:24,979 --> 00:24:26,879 Dylan, mate, it was a one-off. 495 00:24:26,979 --> 00:24:29,399 I don't even remember it, I were so fucked! 496 00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:32,999 You, you're his dad, you're the one who's always there. 497 00:24:33,099 --> 00:24:37,279 And as for his real dad, it's better he's just some prick that fucked off. 498 00:24:37,379 --> 00:24:40,120 You know? And I'll be Uncle Vinnie, if that's what works. 499 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:41,760 And that's what I'll be. 500 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,600 Fucking suits you, all this, doesn't it? Do you know what I mean? 501 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,000 - Fucking works in your favour. - Fuck me, how's that? 502 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,440 Well, fucking Erin and me torn apart. 503 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:53,160 She leaves. I'll stay. And you, you selfish bastard, get me all to yourself. 504 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,960 - A load of bollocks, dude! - Is it? 505 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,280 Of course it is! 506 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:58,481 Dylan, I only ever want what's best for you, man. 507 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,161 - Do you? - Yes! 508 00:25:00,261 --> 00:25:02,401 Right, come here. 509 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,541 What if having a baby with Erin... 510 00:25:05,661 --> 00:25:07,161 ..is best for me? 511 00:25:07,261 --> 00:25:08,521 Did you ever think about that? 512 00:25:08,621 --> 00:25:12,581 What if that's the thing I've always wanted, but I've been too scared to say it? 513 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:15,842 - What then? - I'm gonna tell you something now. 514 00:25:15,942 --> 00:25:18,362 And I'm gonna tell you because you're my mate. 515 00:25:18,462 --> 00:25:21,162 Why have you never committed to her, huh? 516 00:25:21,262 --> 00:25:25,362 Why have you never shown her that you want a proper relationship with her? 517 00:25:25,462 --> 00:25:27,602 You've got the most amazing girl, Dylan, 518 00:25:27,702 --> 00:25:29,842 and you spend all your fucking time 519 00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:32,443 dicking around with us knobheads getting stoned. 520 00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:34,643 What she did was bang out of order. 521 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,683 But ask yourself this, why didn't she tell you? 522 00:25:38,623 --> 00:25:40,623 I've gotta get this. 523 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,003 You might think your life's falling apart right now, Dylan, 524 00:25:44,103 --> 00:25:47,243 but I'm telling you now, it can get a fuck sight worse. 525 00:25:47,343 --> 00:25:49,343 Stephen... 526 00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:07,925 So, how have you got Gary's car? 527 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,225 - Were you the one that nicked it? - Yeah. 528 00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:13,585 Right. 529 00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:15,285 Thanks. 530 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,785 I didn't know it was Gary's. 531 00:26:23,425 --> 00:26:26,706 And I didn't know it had a load of antiques in the bloody boot, either. 532 00:26:27,906 --> 00:26:29,366 Right. 533 00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:31,626 Antiques that belong to your father. 534 00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:34,486 Antiques he wants back. 535 00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,586 Tough titty. 536 00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:40,986 It's tough titty for you, Stephen, cos I'm gonna have to tell him you took 'em, mate. 537 00:26:43,146 --> 00:26:45,227 - You won't do that. - Will I not? 538 00:26:46,427 --> 00:26:48,427 No. 539 00:26:50,547 --> 00:26:52,747 He's threatening to cut my dick off, man. 540 00:26:58,187 --> 00:27:00,047 Well, you've got a problem, then, haven't you? 541 00:27:00,147 --> 00:27:02,148 Mm. 542 00:27:03,148 --> 00:27:05,148 Er... 543 00:27:05,748 --> 00:27:07,748 You see, the thing, er... 544 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,628 ..about my dad is... 545 00:27:12,788 --> 00:27:14,788 ..he's very big on... 546 00:27:15,228 --> 00:27:17,228 ..denial. 547 00:27:18,228 --> 00:27:20,049 I don't know how well you know him, 548 00:27:20,149 --> 00:27:25,249 but he's very much a man of appearances and, er... 549 00:27:25,349 --> 00:27:27,349 ..you know, reputation. 550 00:27:29,269 --> 00:27:31,269 So having a son like me... 551 00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,789 ..it's a disappointment. 552 00:27:36,869 --> 00:27:40,410 You know, he resents me not being... 553 00:27:40,510 --> 00:27:42,530 ..a version of himself. 554 00:27:42,630 --> 00:27:44,630 He wanted a... 555 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,010 ..successor. 556 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:51,590 Someone ruthless to help with the family business. 557 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:54,791 But I was never that kid. 558 00:27:55,471 --> 00:27:57,471 I tried, but... 559 00:27:58,031 --> 00:28:00,791 ..I've always enjoyed, er, theatre. 560 00:28:01,871 --> 00:28:03,011 Er... 561 00:28:03,111 --> 00:28:06,751 I like dance and literature. 562 00:28:09,151 --> 00:28:10,731 And, erm... 563 00:28:10,831 --> 00:28:12,411 ..cock. 564 00:28:12,511 --> 00:28:14,512 Mm. 565 00:28:16,712 --> 00:28:18,712 So if you go to him... 566 00:28:19,312 --> 00:28:22,172 ..and you tell him it was me, 567 00:28:22,272 --> 00:28:25,872 and that you found me through, er... 568 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,272 ..my lover's car... 569 00:28:31,353 --> 00:28:33,353 You and Ga...? You and Gary? 570 00:28:35,873 --> 00:28:37,873 I'll tell you what he'll do. 571 00:28:38,873 --> 00:28:40,853 He'll shoot the messenger. 572 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,953 Or, in your case, erm... 573 00:28:44,553 --> 00:28:46,553 ..cut the messenger's dick off. 574 00:28:52,594 --> 00:28:54,754 It's funny. I'm bi-polar, you know? 575 00:28:57,034 --> 00:28:59,474 Christ, I can get really depressed. 576 00:29:00,794 --> 00:29:02,914 And there are times when I just think... 577 00:29:06,755 --> 00:29:08,655 ..would it be better if I just ended it? 578 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:11,875 You know, fucking make it all go away. 579 00:29:14,275 --> 00:29:17,155 And yet, faced with this, I'm really scared, man. 580 00:29:22,275 --> 00:29:24,996 I feel like a little lad who needs his mum. 581 00:29:31,476 --> 00:29:33,476 What am I gonna do? 582 00:29:34,836 --> 00:29:37,236 Stephen, you're gonna have to help me, man. 583 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,157 Well, er... 584 00:29:46,397 --> 00:29:48,397 I suppose there's one thing we could try. 585 00:29:50,197 --> 00:29:53,297 ♪ That's right Don't you get your hopes up 586 00:29:53,397 --> 00:29:57,377 ♪ This is it Just embrace we fucked up 587 00:29:57,477 --> 00:30:01,218 ♪ Nothing to win, no Nothing to strive for 588 00:30:01,318 --> 00:30:04,898 ♪ Drop the guns and let yourself go 589 00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:06,778 ♪ Pep talk 590 00:30:06,878 --> 00:30:08,658 ♪ Pep talk 591 00:30:08,758 --> 00:30:10,758 ♪ It is true 592 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,518 ♪ We are through 593 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:18,119 ♪ But it's cool 594 00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:22,639 ♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight 595 00:30:23,879 --> 00:30:25,879 ♪ It's too late 596 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,599 ♪ We're on a break 597 00:30:31,199 --> 00:30:33,759 ♪ But it's fine, fine, fine 598 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,860 ♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight 599 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,660 ♪ Tonight, tonight. ♪ 600 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,100 Ready? 601 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,940 Mm. 602 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,740 Dad! Dad! Something terrible's happened! 603 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,500 Lydia, I need to speak to Dad quick! 604 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,660 Dad, Dad, I'm, er... Urgh! 605 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,341 Dad, what...? What am I gonna do? 606 00:30:53,441 --> 00:30:56,201 Something awful happened. There was a guy in the pub and... 607 00:31:02,521 --> 00:31:03,701 Dad! Dad! 608 00:31:03,801 --> 00:31:05,061 Stephen? 609 00:31:05,161 --> 00:31:07,341 - Where's Dad? I need Dad! - What's happened? 610 00:31:07,441 --> 00:31:08,861 Someone's dead! 611 00:31:08,961 --> 00:31:10,962 Terry! Tel! 612 00:31:11,842 --> 00:31:13,022 Jesus... 613 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:14,542 Keep them inside. 614 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:15,862 You, out there. 615 00:31:15,962 --> 00:31:17,302 Hot water, fresh clothes! 616 00:31:17,402 --> 00:31:18,862 Something awful happened. 617 00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:21,542 I'm sorry! I didn't know what to do! 618 00:31:21,642 --> 00:31:23,802 Calm down... Calm down! 619 00:31:26,122 --> 00:31:27,502 What's happened? Talk. 620 00:31:27,602 --> 00:31:29,743 Erm, there's a guy in the pub. 621 00:31:29,843 --> 00:31:31,583 And he topped himself. 622 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,743 And there was blood everywhere in the bathroom. 623 00:31:33,843 --> 00:31:36,383 And he wrote a suicide note, and he's blaming you. 624 00:31:36,483 --> 00:31:38,423 It said, "Terence McCann made me do it." 625 00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:40,263 And there was loads of commotion. 626 00:31:40,363 --> 00:31:43,223 And everyone was going crazy, saying that you're a killer 627 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,143 and saying they were gonna tell everyone. 628 00:31:45,243 --> 00:31:46,784 He'd slit his fucking throat! 629 00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:48,064 Fuck... 630 00:31:48,164 --> 00:31:50,424 - And there's blood on me. - Did they call the cops? 631 00:31:50,524 --> 00:31:52,144 I don't know, I don't know. 632 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,224 Who was it? Who topped himself? Did you get a name? 633 00:31:54,324 --> 00:31:55,704 Er, er... 634 00:31:55,804 --> 00:31:58,244 It was Vincent something. Vinnie, er, O'Neil. 635 00:32:00,164 --> 00:32:02,164 Bastard. 636 00:32:09,285 --> 00:32:11,285 You realise this is crazy, don't you? 637 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:16,245 You realise this is literally the stupidest thing you've ever tried. 638 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,065 - Do I look dead? - Yes. 639 00:32:19,165 --> 00:32:20,785 - Check it out. - No. 640 00:32:20,885 --> 00:32:24,386 Right, even if he falls for it, other people won't. They're gonna see you and then what? 641 00:32:24,486 --> 00:32:26,386 I'm gonna lie low. 642 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,046 - For the rest of your life? - Well... 643 00:32:31,446 --> 00:32:33,466 He'll have forgot about me in a few weeks, won't he? 644 00:32:33,566 --> 00:32:35,386 Probably want to cut someone else's dick off. 645 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,266 - Now, listen... - What? 646 00:32:37,366 --> 00:32:39,667 I've been saving some money. 647 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:41,967 It isn't a lot, it's just a couple of grand. 648 00:32:43,647 --> 00:32:45,967 And it was for just in case, you know. 649 00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:50,047 I want you to have it. 650 00:32:53,727 --> 00:32:55,747 Why do you want me to have it? 651 00:32:55,847 --> 00:32:58,108 It's for your new life with Tyler. 652 00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,588 - Keep it. - Please, Erin... 653 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:01,028 Vin, keep it. 654 00:33:01,128 --> 00:33:03,128 New life? Where am I going? 655 00:33:04,328 --> 00:33:06,348 I've fucked everything up, Vin. 656 00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:08,188 I've broken Dylan's heart. 657 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:10,448 I messed up my last exam. 658 00:33:12,088 --> 00:33:14,388 It's my fate to stay here forever. I'm stuck here. 659 00:33:14,488 --> 00:33:16,349 - Don't talk silly. - It's true. 660 00:33:16,449 --> 00:33:17,789 It's true. 661 00:33:17,889 --> 00:33:21,169 When he came to me, holding that picture of the scan... 662 00:33:23,649 --> 00:33:26,249 ..the look on his face, it looked like he hated me. 663 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:31,009 - He doesn't hate you. - He should do. 664 00:33:32,329 --> 00:33:34,330 Because what I did... 665 00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:39,490 - Why's Nigel in there with you? - Fucking Cardi brought him. 666 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:43,130 He's been with me for the last three hours. 667 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:46,190 Little pigeon erections on him. 668 00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:50,090 Pigeon lipstick sticking out there, look. 669 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:54,471 He's shat on me twice. I take it that's good luck. 670 00:33:54,571 --> 00:33:56,571 Gross. 671 00:33:57,931 --> 00:34:00,731 Do you want to run away together, me, you and Tyler? 672 00:34:01,891 --> 00:34:03,891 Do you think that would work? 673 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,692 - Do you know what I think? - What? 674 00:34:13,812 --> 00:34:16,132 I think I could make you really happy. 675 00:34:20,652 --> 00:34:22,652 I'd love you. 676 00:34:24,252 --> 00:34:26,252 I'd care for you. 677 00:34:29,933 --> 00:34:32,613 I'd be a brilliant dad to Tyler, you know? 678 00:34:35,613 --> 00:34:37,893 And everything'd be amazing. 679 00:34:40,773 --> 00:34:42,353 34% of the time. 680 00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,654 The other... 681 00:34:46,094 --> 00:34:47,594 - ..66. - ..66. 682 00:34:50,294 --> 00:34:52,194 It'd be terrible. 683 00:34:52,294 --> 00:34:54,294 Cos of this. 684 00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:57,614 Come here. 685 00:35:18,055 --> 00:35:20,056 I want to see him. 686 00:35:25,336 --> 00:35:26,476 Hello. 687 00:35:26,576 --> 00:35:28,196 I believe you have a friend of mine. 688 00:35:28,296 --> 00:35:30,296 Vincent O'Neil. 689 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,756 God rest his soul. 690 00:35:32,856 --> 00:35:34,856 I'd like to see him. 691 00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:37,597 Are you a relative? 692 00:35:37,697 --> 00:35:39,597 - No. - Then I'm afraid... 693 00:35:39,697 --> 00:35:41,697 We were close friends. 694 00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:44,417 Perhaps just this once? 695 00:35:45,697 --> 00:35:48,597 Give me a moment to prepare him. 696 00:35:48,697 --> 00:35:50,877 I can feel myself... I can feel myself breathing. 697 00:35:50,977 --> 00:35:52,757 - I can feel it. - Think dead! 698 00:35:52,857 --> 00:35:55,398 I'm thinking dead, Kath. It's fucking freaking me out! 699 00:35:55,498 --> 00:35:58,518 My chest's going up and down. I'm having palpitations. My leg's twitching. 700 00:35:58,618 --> 00:36:00,598 He's gonna know! He's gonna take one look at me... 701 00:36:00,698 --> 00:36:02,038 This is idiotic! He's gonna... 702 00:36:02,138 --> 00:36:03,878 Shh, shh, shh... 703 00:36:03,978 --> 00:36:06,718 I knew this'd happen. CH-CH-Chloroform. 704 00:36:06,818 --> 00:36:08,918 Go, go, go! Pick it up, go, go! 705 00:36:09,018 --> 00:36:11,138 - Go, go. - Come on, JJ, quick! 706 00:36:13,899 --> 00:36:15,999 Shit! 707 00:36:16,099 --> 00:36:18,099 Good boy. 708 00:36:22,899 --> 00:36:24,899 Oh, God... 709 00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,880 Oh, bloody hell, I can't watch. 710 00:37:03,341 --> 00:37:05,561 That's it, I'm booking my flight to Reykjavik. 711 00:37:05,661 --> 00:37:06,922 Why Reykjavik? 712 00:37:07,022 --> 00:37:09,002 Well, you know, he's not gonna look there, is he? 713 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,102 And, plus, the fishing's amazing as well. 714 00:37:22,862 --> 00:37:24,122 Oh, shit... 715 00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:50,224 May you rest in peace. 716 00:37:59,504 --> 00:38:00,965 Oh, you did it! 717 00:38:01,065 --> 00:38:03,065 Didn't you? You did it. 718 00:38:04,505 --> 00:38:05,965 Oh, my God. 719 00:38:06,065 --> 00:38:08,425 Well done, you clever boy. 720 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:10,805 - Kiss him. - No! 721 00:38:10,905 --> 00:38:12,765 - Give him a kiss. Kiss him. - Cardi, stop! 722 00:38:12,865 --> 00:38:13,885 Go on, give him it now. 723 00:38:13,985 --> 00:38:15,245 Yay! Give him a kiss. 724 00:38:15,345 --> 00:38:17,886 - No, I don't want it. I'm gonna be sick. - Kiss Nigel on his beak. 725 00:38:17,986 --> 00:38:19,326 Well done, you! Mwah! 726 00:38:19,426 --> 00:38:21,446 Look, he's shat on you now. Look, shit all over you. 727 00:38:21,546 --> 00:38:23,546 Oh... 728 00:38:30,106 --> 00:38:32,086 ♪ I'm just a gigolo 729 00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:34,046 ♪ And everywhere I go 730 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:37,687 ♪ People know the part I'm playing 731 00:38:37,787 --> 00:38:39,967 ♪ Paid for every dance 732 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:42,127 ♪ Selling each romance 733 00:38:42,227 --> 00:38:45,047 ♪ Oh, what they saying? 734 00:38:45,147 --> 00:38:47,147 ♪ There will come a day 735 00:38:48,227 --> 00:38:50,227 ♪ And youth will pass away 736 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,367 ♪ Then what will they say about me? 737 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:57,328 ♪ When the end comes I know they'll say "Just a gigolo" 738 00:38:57,428 --> 00:39:00,928 ♪ As life goes on without me 739 00:39:01,028 --> 00:39:03,448 ♪ Paid for every dance 740 00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:05,608 ♪ Selling each romance 741 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,988 ♪ Oh, what they saying? 742 00:39:08,988 --> 00:39:10,988 ♪ And there will come a day 743 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,549 ♪ And youth will pass away 744 00:39:14,309 --> 00:39:16,609 ♪ Then what will they say about me? 745 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:20,589 ♪ When the end comes I know they'll say "Just a gigolo" 746 00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:23,769 ♪ Life goes on without me 747 00:39:23,869 --> 00:39:24,969 ♪ Cos... 748 00:39:25,069 --> 00:39:30,710 ♪ I, I, I, I, I ain't got nobody 749 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,930 ♪ Nobody 750 00:39:33,030 --> 00:39:36,270 ♪ Nobody that cares for me. ♪ 751 00:40:01,751 --> 00:40:04,491 ♪ The chills that you spill up my back 752 00:40:04,591 --> 00:40:07,412 ♪ Keep me filled with satisfaction When we're done... ♪ 753 00:40:10,232 --> 00:40:11,772 Hello? 754 00:40:11,872 --> 00:40:13,932 Erin, I need to talk to you. 755 00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:15,692 Urgently. 756 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:17,572 There's some things I need to say. 757 00:40:17,672 --> 00:40:19,052 What things? 758 00:40:19,152 --> 00:40:20,612 Look, I'm, erm... 759 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,493 I'm busy at the minute. I'm at a funeral. 760 00:40:22,593 --> 00:40:23,893 I know. 761 00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:26,253 - I'm outside. - What? 762 00:40:26,353 --> 00:40:28,353 You are kidding me? 763 00:40:29,113 --> 00:40:32,433 They won't let me in, so... you'll have to come out. 764 00:40:33,553 --> 00:40:35,553 Dill... Dylan... 765 00:40:37,473 --> 00:40:40,073 Dylan, listen to me, man. 766 00:40:41,354 --> 00:40:44,214 Shit, dude, being dead put a lot of things into perspective for me. 767 00:40:44,314 --> 00:40:46,654 Being in that coffin for real, it makes you realise, 768 00:40:46,754 --> 00:40:49,374 fuck, dude, you don't want any regrets, man. 769 00:40:49,474 --> 00:40:51,054 You need to go and forgive her. 770 00:40:51,154 --> 00:40:52,574 You do. 771 00:40:52,674 --> 00:40:55,254 And then you need to set about making yourself happy, man. 772 00:40:55,354 --> 00:40:57,354 And just, fucking hell, forget about me. 773 00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:00,715 I'll be fine. 774 00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:06,155 And if I'm not, that isn't your problem. That's mine. 775 00:41:07,515 --> 00:41:09,055 Look, just... 776 00:41:09,155 --> 00:41:11,155 ..tell her you love her. 777 00:41:13,235 --> 00:41:15,595 Tell her you'll be a good dad to Tyler. 778 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,876 And that you can be all the things you are capable of being, Dildo. 779 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:26,796 Go and do that now for me, man. Please. 780 00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,757 Come on, dude. 781 00:41:38,677 --> 00:41:40,677 I love you, man. 782 00:41:46,597 --> 00:41:49,157 ♪ There's a limit to your love 783 00:42:06,438 --> 00:42:08,578 ♪ There's a limit to your love 784 00:42:08,678 --> 00:42:09,699 Erin! 785 00:42:09,799 --> 00:42:12,119 ♪ Your love, your love, your love... ♪ 786 00:42:23,079 --> 00:42:25,539 - Hello? - Hello, Vin. 787 00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:26,819 It's Terence. 788 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,500 So, tell me, 789 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,600 how does it feel to be dead? 790 00:42:48,921 --> 00:42:52,121 ♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind 791 00:42:53,281 --> 00:42:56,281 ♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind 792 00:42:57,361 --> 00:43:00,561 ♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind 793 00:43:01,761 --> 00:43:04,202 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind 794 00:43:05,922 --> 00:43:08,282 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on... ♪ 57246

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