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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,285 --> 00:00:05,945 All right, Vinnie. You understand what I've done? 2 00:00:06,045 --> 00:00:08,045 How I've placed it? 3 00:00:09,045 --> 00:00:11,185 Tell me what's next. 4 00:00:11,285 --> 00:00:13,505 You touch the wires to the battery terminal, 5 00:00:13,605 --> 00:00:15,785 which ignites the nitroglycerin. 6 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,885 Good lad. 7 00:00:20,365 --> 00:00:23,305 But before that, what do we do? 8 00:00:23,405 --> 00:00:25,465 - Stand well back. - Stand well back. 9 00:00:25,565 --> 00:00:27,385 ♪ The best things in life are free 10 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,545 ♪ But you can give them To the birds and bees 11 00:00:29,645 --> 00:00:32,785 ♪ - I need money - That's what I want 12 00:00:32,885 --> 00:00:35,225 ♪ That's what I want... ♪ 13 00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:37,905 Five, four, three... 14 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,005 ..two, one. 15 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,825 Oh! 16 00:00:46,925 --> 00:00:49,064 - Vinnie! - What? 17 00:00:49,164 --> 00:00:51,144 Vin! 18 00:00:51,244 --> 00:00:54,084 Oh, my fucking shin! What's going on? What? 19 00:00:55,564 --> 00:00:57,544 - It's Big Sandy. - What...? 20 00:00:57,644 --> 00:00:58,784 What? 21 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,884 What, love? What about her? 22 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:04,004 She's gone. 23 00:01:05,604 --> 00:01:07,544 One sec, one sec. 24 00:01:07,644 --> 00:01:09,664 - Where's she gone? - She's gone, Vin. 25 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:12,404 - Gone where? - She's dead. 26 00:01:13,444 --> 00:01:15,264 She's dead, Vin. 27 00:01:15,364 --> 00:01:17,364 Come here... 28 00:01:17,764 --> 00:01:20,264 It's all right. 29 00:01:20,364 --> 00:01:22,364 It's all right. 30 00:01:25,804 --> 00:01:27,344 Oooh! 31 00:01:27,444 --> 00:01:29,904 Er, it's a morning glory. It doesn't mean anything. 32 00:01:30,004 --> 00:01:31,424 All right? 33 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:34,204 You have a sit down. I'll make a brew. 34 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,963 Hm... 35 00:01:43,043 --> 00:01:45,063 Look, we'll all help with the funeral, all right? 36 00:01:45,163 --> 00:01:46,983 Flowers, speeches. 37 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:49,783 Yeah, but who's gonna pay for it? Sandy didn't have any savings. 38 00:01:49,883 --> 00:01:52,703 - What about your boss? - That fucking wanker? 39 00:01:52,803 --> 00:01:54,583 He's tighter than a crab's arse. 40 00:01:54,683 --> 00:01:56,223 Glen Glenson. 41 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,663 Google "slippery fuckwit" and there's a photo of Glen. 42 00:01:58,763 --> 00:02:01,743 Get the fat fuck moved. We've punters coming in an hour. 43 00:02:04,323 --> 00:02:06,623 Big Sandy was the madam at the Rat & Cutter, 44 00:02:06,723 --> 00:02:09,023 the local strip club-cum-brothel. 45 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:11,503 And she was big in every respect. 46 00:02:11,603 --> 00:02:13,343 She loved life. 47 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:15,443 And life loved her. 48 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,823 He's got money. Thousands. We know he has. We earn it. 49 00:02:19,923 --> 00:02:22,022 Can't you get your hands on it? 50 00:02:22,122 --> 00:02:23,822 He keeps it in a massive safe in his office. 51 00:02:23,922 --> 00:02:26,022 He has me in there once a month to suck his balls. 52 00:02:26,122 --> 00:02:28,102 Oh...! Bloody hell. 53 00:02:28,202 --> 00:02:30,582 - Where's his office? - The basement. 54 00:02:30,682 --> 00:02:33,982 It's like Fort Knox in there, Vin. Bolted doors, CCTV. 55 00:02:34,082 --> 00:02:36,542 - Well, do any of you have the keys? - No. 56 00:02:36,642 --> 00:02:39,222 - Does he ever leave it open? - No. 57 00:02:39,322 --> 00:02:40,662 Shit. 58 00:02:40,762 --> 00:02:43,582 We have to do something. She deserves a good send-off. 59 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:58,022 - What the fuck are you doing? - What? 60 00:02:58,122 --> 00:03:00,102 The bell. Once. That's all. Not ping, ping, ping. 61 00:03:00,202 --> 00:03:01,622 How quick do you expect me to be? 62 00:03:01,722 --> 00:03:03,822 Ping, ping, ping, fucking ping all day fucking long. 63 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,942 And you, you twat, gave me a bum steer on that horse. 64 00:03:06,042 --> 00:03:08,461 800 I put on Martika's Kitchen. And where did it come? 65 00:03:08,561 --> 00:03:10,781 - Fucking sixth. - No, hang on a minute. 66 00:03:10,881 --> 00:03:13,421 We all lost money that day, Gary. I never said it was a sure thing. 67 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:17,381 You did say, "Sure thing." Those were your exact words, "Sure thing." 68 00:03:17,481 --> 00:03:20,561 Now you come here ping, ping, fucking pinging. What do you want? 69 00:03:21,681 --> 00:03:23,681 It's Big Sandy, man. What about her? 70 00:03:25,801 --> 00:03:27,941 She's died, dude. Oh, for fu... 71 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,341 Not another one! 72 00:03:29,441 --> 00:03:31,221 Look, I'm knee deep. 73 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:34,381 You want to see it back there. I've got three heroin addicts. 74 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,781 Someone set themselves on fire. 75 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:39,141 And an old woman's died of a stroke. How am I going to lift her? 76 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:41,721 I'm on my own today. Gary, I'm sorry, man. It's just... 77 00:03:44,401 --> 00:03:47,221 - ..we kind of need it doing on tick, dude. - Tick?! 78 00:03:47,321 --> 00:03:50,501 What do you...? Does this look like a charity? 79 00:03:50,601 --> 00:03:51,981 - No, but... -Does the sign say, 80 00:03:52,081 --> 00:03:55,141 "Abra Cadaver, registered fucking charity"? 81 00:03:55,241 --> 00:03:58,660 - No, it says undertakers. - The bloody D's fallen off! 82 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,060 Or been peeled off. 83 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,340 And trust me, I've got my suspicions about who did that. 84 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,220 No tick. Absolutely not. No way. 85 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,020 Nada. Nein. Nicht. Non gracias. 86 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,120 Now, fuck off. 87 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,620 Do that again. 88 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,720 I fucking dare you. Do it again. 89 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,900 Do you want to live here, you prick? Get the fuck! 90 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Get the fuck! 91 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,820 It's just hit me hard, that's all, man. 92 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,820 You know, just the thought that, one minute, you can be there full of life. 93 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,220 - The next minute, you're fucking gone. - Mm. 94 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,980 And then there's the bloody bipolar. 95 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,140 I spend so much time in my own head. Like... 96 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,780 ..life, it's passed me by. 97 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,580 It's gone. You know, I'm 30 years old and I'm thinking to myself, 98 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,179 "If I die tomorrow, you know, what have I done? 99 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,139 "What the fuck would people say about me?" 100 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:47,979 Good things, Vin. They'll say nice things. 101 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:52,339 You know, I think you've contributed in a lot of important ways. 102 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:54,439 Like what? 103 00:04:57,039 --> 00:04:58,579 Go on. 104 00:04:58,679 --> 00:05:00,059 You've, erm... 105 00:05:00,159 --> 00:05:02,159 There's, er... 106 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:06,699 You can't think of a bloody thing, can you? 107 00:05:06,799 --> 00:05:08,019 No. You're a... 108 00:05:08,119 --> 00:05:10,139 You're a... You've, er... You're a... 109 00:05:10,239 --> 00:05:11,659 You're a... 110 00:05:13,559 --> 00:05:15,139 - You... - What? 111 00:05:15,239 --> 00:05:17,579 - Well, you sell weed. - I sell weed? 112 00:05:17,679 --> 00:05:20,479 That's a source of happiness for many people. 113 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:25,239 Speaking of which, could you sort me out with some for the weekend? 114 00:05:27,159 --> 00:05:29,498 I've got some friends coming round for a reunion. 115 00:05:29,598 --> 00:05:31,938 We're going to, you know, slide in a few tunes, 116 00:05:32,038 --> 00:05:33,938 roll up a couple of fat ones and... 117 00:05:34,038 --> 00:05:36,218 ..pretend it's the '90s again. 118 00:05:39,838 --> 00:05:44,398 But I think, no, you've contributed in many ways to people's lives. 119 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:47,938 Is that a yes on the weed? 120 00:05:48,038 --> 00:05:51,938 We've been playing football and I've done some literacy. 121 00:05:52,038 --> 00:05:53,418 Oh, wow. 122 00:05:53,518 --> 00:05:55,258 - How did football go? - Good. 123 00:05:55,358 --> 00:05:56,818 Good? Did you win? 124 00:05:56,918 --> 00:06:00,898 Yeah, we got four and the other team scored one. 125 00:06:00,998 --> 00:06:03,858 - Yeah. Did you score? - Yeah. 126 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:05,958 Good boy. 127 00:06:30,677 --> 00:06:33,097 - Oh, all right, Vin? How's tricks? - Tricks is good, ta, Bren. 128 00:06:33,197 --> 00:06:35,817 - Tricks is good. How's tricks with you? - Oh, don't get me started. 129 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,137 My piles are bleeding. 130 00:06:37,237 --> 00:06:40,457 The dog's got cystitis, thanks to that dopey bastard. 131 00:06:40,557 --> 00:06:43,097 - He's been at it again. - What's it this time? 132 00:06:43,197 --> 00:06:45,697 - Hacking into Government computers. - Oh... 133 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,057 HMRC. 134 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,817 Nosing around trying to find out if Take That have paid their taxes. 135 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:53,217 He's got himself a bloody tag now. Flight risk, they're saying. 136 00:06:53,317 --> 00:06:55,417 I told them, "Free rent, free food 137 00:06:55,517 --> 00:06:58,257 "and a life-size cardboard Gandalf, he's not going anywhere." 138 00:06:58,357 --> 00:07:00,357 Come on in, love. 139 00:07:02,157 --> 00:07:03,736 Vortex? 140 00:07:03,836 --> 00:07:05,216 I'm coming. 141 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:07,256 It's Vinnie. I've got your weed. 142 00:07:07,356 --> 00:07:09,356 Entry is permitted. 143 00:07:10,756 --> 00:07:13,356 - You all right, lad? - How's it going, dude? 144 00:07:14,556 --> 00:07:18,536 I trust you've brought forth my magical herbs. 145 00:07:18,636 --> 00:07:20,816 Yeah, your mam says you've had a bit of bother. 146 00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:23,096 The state's trying to silence me. 147 00:07:23,196 --> 00:07:25,416 But my powers are too strong. 148 00:07:25,516 --> 00:07:29,776 Their systems and restraints will never shackle my spirits. 149 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:32,456 - I've got you your usual for you here. - Right. 150 00:07:32,556 --> 00:07:36,136 And I have gold coins only. 151 00:07:36,236 --> 00:07:38,376 As long as there's 40 of them, dude. 152 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:40,536 Can you hack into anywhere, man? 153 00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:44,056 Vincent, my powers are unstoppable. 154 00:07:44,156 --> 00:07:47,356 - Yeah, but what about CCTV? - CCTV? 155 00:07:48,756 --> 00:07:50,755 Piece of piss, mate. 156 00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:54,255 - Macaroni and cheese. - Oooh...! 157 00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:56,255 - You haven't had that for a while. - No. 158 00:07:56,355 --> 00:07:58,175 All right, what with? What do you want it with? 159 00:07:58,275 --> 00:07:59,415 Erm... 160 00:07:59,515 --> 00:08:01,515 Carrots and bacon. 161 00:08:02,835 --> 00:08:05,055 - What? What do you want? - Carrots and bacon. 162 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:07,955 Yeah, all right. We'll do that. Go on, in you go. 163 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:25,735 And then a little bit of magic dust. 164 00:08:25,835 --> 00:08:27,535 Voila! 165 00:08:27,635 --> 00:08:30,015 - The Rat & Cutter. - Dude, that's amazing. 166 00:08:30,115 --> 00:08:32,575 - Let me have a look at that. - And this, I trust, 167 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:35,435 - is where the loot is stashed. - All right, can we...? 168 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:39,754 - How do you make it bigger? - Enlarge? I'm sure we can. 169 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:44,254 Fuck, dude, that's the safe there. I could be in that in seconds. 170 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:46,014 So, this image, this gets recorded 24/7? 171 00:08:46,114 --> 00:08:47,734 From dusk till dawn. 172 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,894 All right. And so, if someone was to rob the place... 173 00:08:49,994 --> 00:08:51,014 Oh... 174 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,374 ..is there any way we could make the camera go dark for, like, an hour or so? 175 00:08:54,474 --> 00:08:57,894 Well, with a little bit more magic sprinkled on, 176 00:08:57,994 --> 00:09:00,894 we can record the empty room 177 00:09:00,994 --> 00:09:05,854 and play that on a continuous loop back into the security system. 178 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:08,094 All right, so, if someone was to rob it, 179 00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:10,334 - there'd be no record of them being there. - Correct. 180 00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:12,294 All right. And you could set that up? 181 00:09:12,394 --> 00:09:14,634 Oh, for a small renumeration, yes. 182 00:09:15,994 --> 00:09:18,054 Free weed for a month. 183 00:09:18,154 --> 00:09:20,014 - Three months. - Don't take the piss. 184 00:09:20,114 --> 00:09:22,214 Five weeks and I'll throw your mum in a lady's shaver. 185 00:09:22,314 --> 00:09:24,313 Done. 186 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:26,893 - Come on, man. - You come on, Vincent. 187 00:09:26,993 --> 00:09:29,353 You've made a deal with the wizard. 188 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:32,753 - Ah... - Just get it done. 189 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,453 Now, this basement. 190 00:09:37,553 --> 00:09:39,893 How are you getting access to that? 191 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:42,033 Mm, that's my next problem. 192 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:44,813 - Sewers? - Sewers. 193 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:46,413 - Sewers? - Sewers. 194 00:09:46,513 --> 00:09:49,053 - You're out of your mind. - It's fucking genius. Think about it. 195 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,493 - I have. I've thought about it. It's insane. - Listen to me. 196 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:54,213 Every street has access to its mains sewers, yeah? 197 00:09:54,313 --> 00:09:56,413 In case of blockage, in case of... I dunno, whatever. 198 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,173 All we need is one of them tools to open the manhole and down we go. 199 00:09:59,273 --> 00:10:01,173 And then this is where we need to do our homework. 200 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:03,373 - There's homework? - Christ! 201 00:10:03,473 --> 00:10:05,053 We walk along the sewer 202 00:10:05,153 --> 00:10:07,653 until we're exactly underneath the Rat & Cutter, yeah? 203 00:10:07,753 --> 00:10:10,452 - How will you know that? - With one of them roller measuring things. 204 00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:13,612 Them things they use on roads. The clicky, roller measuring thing. 205 00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:15,772 Anyway, listen, we measure it overground, 206 00:10:15,872 --> 00:10:18,092 then we know how far to go underground. See what I mean? 207 00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:19,732 - Foolproof. - You can piss off. 208 00:10:19,832 --> 00:10:22,212 I'm doing this for your bird, dude. For Big Sandy's funeral. 209 00:10:22,312 --> 00:10:24,652 - Won't it be sloshing with shit? - No, no, there you go. 210 00:10:24,752 --> 00:10:26,532 That's a common misconception. 211 00:10:26,632 --> 00:10:28,692 90% of sewage waste is actually water. 212 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,252 That's bullshit. 213 00:10:30,352 --> 00:10:32,372 - Fucking look it up. - And what about the other 10%? 214 00:10:32,472 --> 00:10:34,732 - Shit. - It's not just shit. There's piss as well. 215 00:10:34,832 --> 00:10:36,892 All kinds of stuff. You're missing the point. 216 00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:39,452 Glen Glenson's office is a basement. 217 00:10:39,552 --> 00:10:42,172 So, if we know exactly how far down the sewer we need to go, 218 00:10:42,272 --> 00:10:45,132 all we need to do is drill up, create a hole big enough to squeeze through 219 00:10:45,232 --> 00:10:47,292 and we're fucking in there. Do you know what I mean? 220 00:10:47,392 --> 00:10:49,972 - It's inspired. Tell me I'm wrong. - You're wrong. 221 00:10:50,072 --> 00:10:52,692 Vin, that's the stupidest plan I've heard all year. 222 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:55,332 Well, do you know what, let's hear your brilliant plan, genius. 223 00:10:55,432 --> 00:10:57,571 Hang on. Hang on, I'm the fucking genius. 224 00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,251 There's an easier way, mate. 225 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:02,251 A bloke comes into the dungeon the other night - Mr Bishop. 226 00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:04,691 After he's done his badger trapping, we get to talking. 227 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,571 He's loaded, right? 228 00:11:06,671 --> 00:11:08,811 - Him and his missus are divorcing. - I wonder why. 229 00:11:08,911 --> 00:11:11,891 - He says to me... - She's poisoned the kids against me. 230 00:11:11,991 --> 00:11:15,431 She barely lets them visit. Now she's asking for more money. 231 00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:19,291 I don't want her beaten up. Just a... 232 00:11:19,391 --> 00:11:22,431 ..just a straight message, you know? "This has to stop." 233 00:11:23,471 --> 00:11:25,971 Correction. That's the stupidest plan I've heard all year. 234 00:11:26,071 --> 00:11:27,931 Three grand, mate. 235 00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:29,771 She's a gold-digger, Vin. Count me out. 236 00:11:29,871 --> 00:11:31,871 - And me. - And me. 237 00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,771 I think it's worth a try. 238 00:11:34,871 --> 00:11:36,951 - Banana milk! - No, it's for our tea, T. 239 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,211 Banana milk! 240 00:11:40,311 --> 00:11:42,311 Er, will you just mind him for one minute? 241 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,010 - All right, what the fuck? - What the fuck what? 242 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,970 You two, following me. Why? 243 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,410 - I don't know what you're talking about, love. - Don't lie. 244 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:57,090 I saw you the other day and you're back again. What do you want? 245 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,010 I think you've got the wrong men, love. 246 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:02,190 - We're doing a bit of shopping, that's all. - Shopping? 247 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:05,650 What for? 248 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,750 - Cheese. - Whisky. 249 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,710 Whisky and cheese. 250 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,810 I don't know what this is. But it doesn't involve me. 251 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:16,070 And it certainly doesn't involve him, all right? 252 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,390 If I see you again, I'm calling the police. 253 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,090 How are we doing this, then? Good cop, bad cop? 254 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:27,970 Or two good cops, unless she won't see sense. 255 00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:31,529 - I don't know, whatever you think. - Right. Good cop, bad cop. 256 00:12:31,629 --> 00:12:33,609 I'll be good cop, you be bad cop. 257 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,769 Hey, happy being bad cop? 258 00:12:35,869 --> 00:12:38,369 - I'll be whatever cop you want me to be. - Bad cop, man. 259 00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:40,369 - Sound. - You know how to do it, don't you? 260 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,669 Mean, moody, don't say owt, just growl. 261 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:47,569 - Growl? - Yeah, growl. You know... 262 00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:50,249 - MEAN, DEEP VOICE: "Yeah." - I'm fucking not doing that. 263 00:12:50,349 --> 00:12:52,969 - Shall I be bad cop, then? - If you want to be bad cop, you be bad cop. 264 00:12:53,069 --> 00:12:54,689 You're making a fuss of all this shit now. 265 00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:56,649 - Fine. Just fucking stay as we are. - Christ... 266 00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:57,729 Fucking hell... 267 00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:59,609 Nice gaff, isn't it? 268 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,449 She must have done well out of this divorce. 269 00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:03,889 He said he just gave it to her. Mm. 270 00:13:03,989 --> 00:13:07,009 The kids still live here. He didn't want to dispute it. 271 00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:09,769 - What game is he in? - I don't know, man. 272 00:13:09,869 --> 00:13:12,129 - Summat to do with fish. - Fish? 273 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:14,389 - Mm. - Here she is. 274 00:13:15,469 --> 00:13:16,889 Hello, boys. 275 00:13:16,989 --> 00:13:18,988 What can I do for you? 276 00:13:19,948 --> 00:13:22,408 Yeah, er... 277 00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:24,008 We're associates of Mr Bishop. 278 00:13:24,108 --> 00:13:26,628 He sent us to have a little chat with you. 279 00:13:27,628 --> 00:13:29,628 Go on... 280 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,508 MEAN, DEEP VOICE: Yeah. 281 00:13:33,948 --> 00:13:35,488 Let's get right to the point. 282 00:13:35,588 --> 00:13:37,888 Who's this new slut he's seeing? 283 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,528 Donna. 284 00:13:39,628 --> 00:13:42,008 Sorry, we don't know anything about any Donna. 285 00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:45,208 Blonde, I'm hearing. Used to manage one of his shops. 286 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,608 Well, we're not here to discuss his new relationship. 287 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:48,768 29. 288 00:13:48,868 --> 00:13:51,408 I mean, what does she want with his shrivelled old cock? 289 00:13:51,508 --> 00:13:54,488 20 fucking 9. He'll be loving that. 290 00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:57,448 He could never keep his eyes off soft, young flesh. 291 00:13:57,548 --> 00:14:00,528 I suppose he's wandering around like a lovesick puppy. 292 00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:02,888 Well... 293 00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:05,107 I wouldn't, erm...exactly say that. 294 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:10,527 But what I would say is he's a very unhappy man. Very unhappy. 295 00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:13,127 Which is why we're here to talk to you about why he is so unhappy. 296 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,087 Isn't that right, Mr O'Neill? 297 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,187 Sorry, crack on. Just one sec. 298 00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:21,887 - Dylan, what do you want? - We've a problem. Get your arse over here. 299 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,927 What kind of a problem? I'm fucking busy, dude. 300 00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,527 Terence McCann shaped. 301 00:14:25,627 --> 00:14:27,247 All right, I'm on my way. 302 00:14:27,347 --> 00:14:30,207 Tommo, I'll be back in half an hour. Will you be all right here on your own? 303 00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:31,287 What? 304 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,007 Oh, shit, yeah. Have you got the keys? 305 00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,107 Car. 306 00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:37,287 There's a good lad. 307 00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:38,807 Grrrr. 308 00:14:38,907 --> 00:14:41,187 Whatever. 309 00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:52,246 - And are you sure they were following you? - Do I look thick? 310 00:14:52,346 --> 00:14:54,806 Well, no. But, I mean, it could be a coincidence, couldn't it? 311 00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:58,046 What, a coincidence in the street and at the shops? 312 00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,466 - Who have you pissed off? - No-one. 313 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,006 Vin, if they're following me when I'm with Tyler, 314 00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:05,526 that freaks me out, all right? 315 00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:08,206 So, whoever they are, I need to know he's not in danger. 316 00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:10,686 - He's not. We promise. Don't we? - What, you promise? 317 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,126 - So, you do know who they are, then. - No, no. No, we don't. 318 00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:15,726 But we're gonna work out who they are and we're gonna fix it. 319 00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:19,086 And if you see them again, you give me a ring straightaway. All right? 320 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,126 - You'd better not be lying to me. - We're not lying. Absolutely not. 321 00:15:22,226 --> 00:15:24,446 Oh, and Big Sandy's funeral. On it. 322 00:15:24,546 --> 00:15:25,966 Don't. 323 00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:28,286 What I don't know, I don't worry about. 324 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,246 Oh, fuck, man, all of this is because of some fucking pony. 325 00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:33,566 - We've got to put a stop to it. - How? 326 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,666 I don't know. 327 00:15:36,506 --> 00:15:39,705 - Offer to buy McCann a new one. - No, it's his daughter's pride and joy. 328 00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:44,565 Then you've got to find out who Jim sold it to and then offer top coin. 329 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,725 He's not going to remember, is he? 330 00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:48,845 I don't know, mate, maybe. 331 00:15:48,945 --> 00:15:50,925 But Erin's right, wanting to get out of here. 332 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:54,465 Maybe this Terence McCann thing is a sign telling us to move on. 333 00:16:02,185 --> 00:16:05,705 Yeah, all right. So, move on. You know, start your new life with her. 334 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:09,205 - I'll be all right without you, Dill. - Yeah? 335 00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:11,305 Yeah. 336 00:16:13,385 --> 00:16:16,085 What about when you find yourself on the edge of a bridge again, hey? 337 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,085 - What then, Vinnie? - Who's told you that? 338 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,925 Fucking Ralph Roberts. 339 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:23,405 Oi, that's where I just go to think when it all gets a bit much. 340 00:16:23,505 --> 00:16:25,504 I wasn't going to... 341 00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:28,724 Don't just assume, cos I'm bipolar, every time it gets a bit much 342 00:16:28,824 --> 00:16:31,204 I'm gonna throw myself off the edge of a fucking bridge, man. 343 00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:32,804 You know what, even if I did, 344 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,804 it wouldn't be your concern any more, would it? You're leaving. 345 00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:37,904 Mate... It doesn't matter. 346 00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:45,744 At least we don't have to rob Glen Glenson's bloody safe. 347 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,864 At least that's one problem off my body hands. Christ. 348 00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:52,484 What does he want? 349 00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:54,584 Tommo, what's going on, man? 350 00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:59,164 - What the fuck have you done? - Oh, yeah. I like that. 351 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:01,844 That implication, it must be me. I'm in a crap situation. 352 00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:04,524 So it must be something idiotic that I've gone and done. 353 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,324 - Cheers very much, mate. - Well, is it? 354 00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:07,724 Yes, on this occasion, 355 00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:10,164 it happens to be something idiotic that I've gone and done. 356 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,843 But I resent the assumption... 357 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,643 - Christ, you've not hurt her, have you? - What? No. 358 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,743 Fuck off. A woman? Never. 359 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,123 - I shagged her. - Oh... 360 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,243 - You shagged her? - I didn't want to, did I? 361 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,323 But she was coming on to me all heavy-duty. 362 00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:26,323 Her tits forward, stroking me up and that. 363 00:17:26,423 --> 00:17:28,283 - What was I supposed to do? - Not shag her! 364 00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:30,563 Hey, I defy any man, yourself included, sunshine, 365 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:32,843 to resist under those sort of circumstances. 366 00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:36,003 And she might have had a bit of work done, but... 367 00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:37,763 ..she's in cracking shape, actually. 368 00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:39,883 I reckon she does yoga or summat. You know, Zumba. 369 00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:42,203 Cos she was getting herself into all these positions. 370 00:17:42,303 --> 00:17:43,283 Really? 371 00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:45,703 Oh, yes. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. 372 00:17:46,943 --> 00:17:49,603 Fuck off. If you'd been here, none of this would have happened. 373 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,683 So, it's my fault you shagged her, is it? 374 00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:53,783 Moron. 375 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,162 What if she tells him? What if he finds out? 376 00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,882 Well, did you at least warn her off before you shagged her? 377 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,962 Not...exactly. 378 00:18:03,062 --> 00:18:05,642 - How do you mean, not exactly? - Well... 379 00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:07,682 Not at all. 380 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,322 Brilliant! Just fucking brilliant! 381 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,682 So the three grand, that's not going to happen now, is it? 382 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:13,922 And afterwards, she were like, 383 00:18:14,022 --> 00:18:16,082 "He's the jealous type, anger issues." 384 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:20,242 So, she promised to keep her mouth shut if I went back next Saturday and did her again. 385 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:23,702 I'm gonna be shagging her for the rest of my life, aren't I? 386 00:18:24,742 --> 00:18:25,882 - Sewers. - What? 387 00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,982 Yeah. 388 00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:34,002 Sunday. It has to be Sunday evening. 389 00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,362 - It's the only time he's never there. - All right, sound. 390 00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,002 Sunday it is. 391 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:41,442 Listen, if anyone hears anything, it's just building work, all right? 392 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,941 - It's like the Hatton Garden job, isn't it? - They all got caught. 393 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:48,101 Did they? 394 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:53,961 Try that way. 395 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:56,061 That's the manhole cover tool. 396 00:18:56,861 --> 00:19:00,461 You owe me for this, Vinnie. It's all going in the file. 397 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,161 ♪ I said the joker is a wanted man 398 00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,721 ♪ He makes his way All across the land 399 00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:14,441 ♪ See him sifting through the sand 400 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,041 ♪ So I'll tell you all about it 401 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:18,141 ♪ About the joker And the thief of the night... ♪ 402 00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:28,681 The deed is done. 403 00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:31,401 You just keep a bloody eye on it while we're down there, hey? 404 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,160 Mm-hm. 405 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,840 - Do you know what you're doing? - Yes. 406 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,940 Right, well, come on, tell me. 407 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:40,200 K-K-Keeping w-w-watch. M-M-Making sure no-one comes. 408 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,240 - That's right. And...? - And... 409 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,720 And... 410 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,040 - F-F-First alert if the cops show up. - Good lad. 411 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,840 Don't think we're not taking you down there cos you won't be useful. 412 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,080 Cardi, look at me. 413 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,560 This is an important part of the mission, this. All right? 414 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,040 Up here is the eyes and ears. So, if you run into any problems, 415 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,080 I want you to get me on the walkie-talkie. 416 00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:00,020 Guaranteed up to 500 metres. Testing, testing. 417 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,940 Testing, testing. 418 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,440 Received. Over. 419 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,200 Good lad. 420 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,220 Let's get this done. 421 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,399 - It's deep, isn't it? - Of course it's deep. 422 00:20:19,499 --> 00:20:22,199 What were you expecting, a ladder like the bloody swimming baths? 423 00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:23,359 Come on, get in. 424 00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,919 - Ash, you go first. - Why me? 425 00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:27,479 - Why not? - You go. 426 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:29,199 - You fucking go. - You fucking go. 427 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:30,759 I'll go. 428 00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:32,599 Fucking bunch of pussies. 429 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,559 ♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary About Uncle John 430 00:20:35,659 --> 00:20:38,159 ♪ He claim he has the misery But he's havin' a lot of fun 431 00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:39,799 ♪ Oh, baby 432 00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,839 ♪ Yeah, baby 433 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,679 ♪ Whoo-oo, baby 434 00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,599 ♪ Havin' me some fun tonight... 435 00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:48,039 Oh, my God! 436 00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,359 Urgh! 437 00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,359 ♪ Well, long, tall Sally She's built for speed 438 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,999 ♪ She got everything That Uncle John need 439 00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:55,479 ♪ Oh, baby 440 00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,579 ♪ Yeah, baby 441 00:20:58,099 --> 00:21:00,479 ♪ Whoo-oo, baby 442 00:21:00,579 --> 00:21:01,999 ♪ Havin' me some fun tonight... ♪ 443 00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:03,639 - Eyes and ears. - "Eyes and ears." 444 00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:04,879 - What? - Nothing. 445 00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:06,758 ♪ Well, I saw Uncle John With bald-head Sally 446 00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:08,998 ♪ He saw Aunt Mary comin' He ducked back in the alley... 447 00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:10,558 Get in. 448 00:21:10,658 --> 00:21:13,718 ♪ Yeah, baby 449 00:21:13,818 --> 00:21:15,878 ♪ Whoo-oo, baby... 450 00:21:15,978 --> 00:21:17,238 - Vin? - I'm here. 451 00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:19,338 Oh, bloody hell! 452 00:21:28,098 --> 00:21:30,158 Christ, it smells like The Crow's Nest, doesn't it? 453 00:21:30,258 --> 00:21:32,258 Which way do we go? 454 00:21:33,658 --> 00:21:35,818 It's this way, isn't it? 455 00:21:47,898 --> 00:21:49,118 Dickhead! 456 00:21:51,138 --> 00:21:53,597 ♪ Well, long, tall Sally She's built for speed 457 00:21:53,697 --> 00:21:56,237 ♪ She's got everything That Uncle John need 458 00:21:56,337 --> 00:21:57,517 ♪ Oh, baby 459 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,717 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 460 00:21:59,817 --> 00:22:01,317 All right, fella? 461 00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,237 Er, can I get... 462 00:22:03,337 --> 00:22:04,957 ..a wholemeal chicken wrap. 463 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,317 Extra salad. 464 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,277 S-S-Skinny fries. 465 00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:10,397 And a... 466 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,497 ..D-D-Diet Coke. 467 00:22:13,657 --> 00:22:15,037 Times three. 468 00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:18,157 Right, who else was in on this conspiracy? Did the Queen know? 469 00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:19,717 The Queen ordered it, man. 470 00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:23,357 - What? What? - Fuck off. 471 00:22:23,457 --> 00:22:26,717 What, you think, cos she's old and she's on stamps, she's not capable? 472 00:22:26,817 --> 00:22:28,757 Oh, she can do that, can she, the bloody Queen? 473 00:22:28,857 --> 00:22:30,317 What did she do, ring up MI5? 474 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,717 "Hello, I'd like to have my daughter-in-law murdered." 475 00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:36,077 "Really, ma'am, what will it be? A car accident or a boating accident?" 476 00:22:36,177 --> 00:22:39,036 "I think I'll go for a car accident. We'll blame it on the French." 477 00:22:39,136 --> 00:22:41,416 - Ridiculous. - Stop! 478 00:22:42,536 --> 00:22:45,336 - I didn't know you were a royalist, Dill. - This is the spot. 479 00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:47,996 According to my measurements, 480 00:22:48,096 --> 00:22:50,236 we're standing directly beneath the Rat & Cutter. 481 00:23:19,336 --> 00:23:21,336 Hm... 482 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,375 Such fine maidens. 483 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,455 Ah... 484 00:24:15,614 --> 00:24:17,594 This is Dylan. I can't come to the phone right now. 485 00:24:17,694 --> 00:24:19,154 - Just leave a message. - Oh, fuck! 486 00:24:19,254 --> 00:24:20,834 Hey up, it's Vinnie. 487 00:24:20,934 --> 00:24:23,134 Leave a message at the beep. Unless it's Dylan. 488 00:24:33,774 --> 00:24:35,554 - Hello. - Jake? 489 00:24:35,654 --> 00:24:36,954 Write this down. 490 00:24:37,054 --> 00:24:40,714 BX08 JWL. 491 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:43,714 - Erin, what's going on? - One tall white guy. One smaller black guy. 492 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:46,274 - Both in their 30s. - Are you OK? 493 00:24:46,374 --> 00:24:48,694 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'll explain later. 494 00:24:57,934 --> 00:24:59,194 Shit. 495 00:24:59,294 --> 00:25:00,593 Oh, shit, no! 496 00:25:00,693 --> 00:25:02,073 W-W-Where are you? Hello! 497 00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:04,173 Truck driver! 498 00:25:04,773 --> 00:25:05,833 Hello? 499 00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:07,193 Oh...! 500 00:25:10,213 --> 00:25:12,613 Over, over, come in. Over. 501 00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:19,573 Truck! Whose is this truck? 502 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,973 Nice. Good work. 503 00:25:28,453 --> 00:25:30,353 All right, get up. Put your shoes on. 504 00:25:30,453 --> 00:25:32,533 - But it's bedtime. - Not any more. 505 00:25:33,893 --> 00:25:37,213 - I want you to read me a story. - Yes, I will later. I promise. 506 00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:44,713 Oh, shit... 507 00:25:44,813 --> 00:25:46,812 Shit! 508 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,792 Shit! 509 00:25:53,892 --> 00:25:55,832 Well, cometh the hour... 510 00:25:55,932 --> 00:25:57,932 ..cometh the man. 511 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:16,692 I'll be back in one minute. 512 00:26:22,012 --> 00:26:23,512 Cath! Cath! 513 00:26:23,612 --> 00:26:25,392 - Give us a minute. - No, it's urgent! 514 00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:27,152 Why are you here? 515 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,832 There's a v-v-v... A thingy. 516 00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:30,712 A w-w-w-w... 517 00:26:30,812 --> 00:26:35,471 A t-t-t-truck over t-t-t-the thingy, th-th-th-th... 518 00:26:35,571 --> 00:26:37,351 Calm down. What are you saying? 519 00:26:37,451 --> 00:26:39,871 There's a truck. I need to find the driver. Ask if he's in here. 520 00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:41,311 He's parked over the m-m-m-m... 521 00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:44,271 The hole that the lads are down. They can't get out. 522 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:46,791 How did a bloody truck park there, Cardi? Where were you? 523 00:26:46,891 --> 00:26:47,991 - I... - Idiot! 524 00:26:48,091 --> 00:26:50,591 What if it's there all night? How will they get out? 525 00:26:50,691 --> 00:26:52,391 Cardi! 526 00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:55,071 - Cardi! - I have no time, I'm busy. 527 00:26:55,171 --> 00:26:58,151 - Get over here. - I've got to go! 528 00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:00,751 - Are you meeting Tommo? - What? 529 00:27:00,851 --> 00:27:02,111 Why? 530 00:27:02,211 --> 00:27:04,551 Yes! Yes, Tommo! 531 00:27:04,651 --> 00:27:06,391 Some bird has posted this online. 532 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:08,991 You're so big, Tommo! 533 00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:11,151 My husband wasn't this big. 534 00:27:11,251 --> 00:27:12,711 Shit! 535 00:27:12,811 --> 00:27:15,011 - I hope the husband's an understanding sort. - Cardi! 536 00:27:16,731 --> 00:27:19,291 No truck drivers. Get out there and find him! 537 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,850 Whoa...! 538 00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,690 Go on, Ash. 539 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,750 Argh! 540 00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:38,250 Ah, shit! Fucking hell! 541 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,410 Right, just...lower me down. 542 00:27:58,650 --> 00:27:59,790 Shit. 543 00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:01,890 Bollocks. 544 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:05,470 You're never gonna believe this. We've only gone and done it. 545 00:28:05,570 --> 00:28:07,569 It's the right room! 546 00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:13,189 Cardi! 547 00:28:13,289 --> 00:28:15,289 Argh! 548 00:28:16,209 --> 00:28:18,969 Are you all right? Look at me. Are you OK? Are you sure? 549 00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:21,709 - Right, where's Dylan? - Er, no idea. 550 00:28:21,809 --> 00:28:24,789 - Where's Vinnie? Have you seen him? - N-N-No. I've n-n-not seen anyone. 551 00:28:24,889 --> 00:28:26,549 I d-d-don't know anything, I swear. 552 00:28:26,649 --> 00:28:29,469 - Where are they? - I don't know. 553 00:28:29,569 --> 00:28:31,829 - Ow! Ow! - Cardi, where are they? 554 00:28:31,929 --> 00:28:33,349 Kick him in the leg, go on. 555 00:28:33,449 --> 00:28:34,869 Argh, God! 556 00:28:34,969 --> 00:28:37,269 - Tell me! - I d-d-don't know where! 557 00:28:37,369 --> 00:28:39,069 - Do it again. Go on. - The sewers! Sewers! 558 00:28:39,169 --> 00:28:41,769 They're drilling their way into the Rat & Cutter to blow the safe! 559 00:28:45,369 --> 00:28:48,069 - To blow the safe? - They're doing it for you. 560 00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:51,069 - For B-B-Big Sandy. - Oh, for fuck's sake. 561 00:28:51,169 --> 00:28:53,229 When you see them, tell them to ring me, OK? 562 00:28:53,329 --> 00:28:57,168 - Why are they doing it for you? - Because I was stupid enough to ask. 563 00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:51,767 All right, we're ready. 564 00:29:52,847 --> 00:29:54,847 Everybody, stand well back. 565 00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:58,387 I am Vortex! 566 00:29:58,487 --> 00:30:00,627 Wizard of purity! 567 00:30:00,727 --> 00:30:02,587 Cover your ears. 568 00:30:02,687 --> 00:30:06,387 And you are running a house of sin and sorrow! 569 00:30:06,487 --> 00:30:08,487 Five, four... 570 00:30:10,047 --> 00:30:12,247 ..two, one. 571 00:30:24,687 --> 00:30:27,126 - It's Thai money. - Oh, just... Fuck it. Just get it in the bag. 572 00:30:30,526 --> 00:30:32,526 Argh, get off me! 573 00:30:32,846 --> 00:30:34,846 I'm Vortex! 574 00:30:37,726 --> 00:30:38,746 Unhand me! 575 00:30:38,846 --> 00:30:40,846 Unhand me! 576 00:30:47,206 --> 00:30:48,346 You! 577 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:50,866 - I-I-Is this yours? - Yeah. 578 00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:52,746 Where the fuck have you been? 579 00:30:52,846 --> 00:30:55,626 Do you know the m-m-m-mess you've caused, you prick? 580 00:30:55,726 --> 00:30:59,106 - Have you been drinking, mate? - I've got people down that hole! 581 00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:00,426 All right. 582 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,566 M-M-M-Move your bastard truck! 583 00:31:12,806 --> 00:31:16,105 - Are you gonna fit down there, you fat git? - You fat git! 584 00:31:16,205 --> 00:31:17,985 - You fat git. - You fat git! 585 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:20,265 The size of you, you f-f-f-fat w-w-w-wanker! 586 00:31:20,365 --> 00:31:22,385 You can't even say it, you stuttering prick. 587 00:31:22,485 --> 00:31:24,485 You what? 588 00:31:25,045 --> 00:31:27,045 You fucking say that again. Hey? 589 00:31:28,165 --> 00:31:29,145 Argh! 590 00:31:29,245 --> 00:31:31,285 Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! 591 00:31:32,565 --> 00:31:34,565 Arsehole! 592 00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:42,525 Oh...! 593 00:31:44,565 --> 00:31:46,705 Urgh...! 594 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:51,825 Arsehole, is it? 595 00:31:51,925 --> 00:31:53,945 Enjoy yourself down there. 596 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,525 Because you ain't coming back this way. 597 00:31:59,245 --> 00:32:01,244 Oh, s-s-s-shit... 598 00:32:03,084 --> 00:32:05,084 Wow, man. 599 00:32:08,204 --> 00:32:11,904 Thanks, boys, for believing in the whole thing. Excellent. 600 00:32:12,004 --> 00:32:14,264 I've got to say, man, I am impressed. 601 00:32:14,364 --> 00:32:16,584 I know, I've got us in here. 602 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,684 Whoa... 603 00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:24,224 Oh, hello, lads. How are you doing? All right? 604 00:32:24,324 --> 00:32:25,984 What the fuck are you doing down here? 605 00:32:26,084 --> 00:32:29,444 There's been a t-t-t-tiny hiccup. 606 00:32:41,444 --> 00:32:43,224 Hey! Hey! Hey! 607 00:32:43,324 --> 00:32:45,224 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 608 00:32:45,324 --> 00:32:46,824 I'm sorry! 609 00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:48,863 Look, killing him is not gonna get us out of this. 610 00:32:48,963 --> 00:32:50,463 All right. All right. Fuck! 611 00:32:50,563 --> 00:32:52,823 Right, what are we gonna do? We're stuck in the sewer. 612 00:32:52,923 --> 00:32:54,823 We can't go up there, can we? You fucking idiot! 613 00:32:54,923 --> 00:32:57,743 - We can't go back there, either. - If anyone heard us blowing that safe, 614 00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:59,703 - they'll be coming looking. - We're gonna die! 615 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:01,103 Will you just shut up? 616 00:33:01,203 --> 00:33:03,383 Right, look, the way I see it, we've only got one option. 617 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:05,343 - What's that, then? - We walk. 618 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:07,703 Sewage flows to the nearest waste plant. 619 00:33:07,803 --> 00:33:10,143 And all of these little sewers run into a main pipe, 620 00:33:10,243 --> 00:33:12,063 so, it can't be that far to the nearest one. 621 00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:14,023 But it could be miles. And we've no food! 622 00:33:14,123 --> 00:33:15,583 Oh, for fuck... 623 00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:16,983 - Have you got a better idea? - No! 624 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:19,463 Has anyone got a better idea? Hey? 625 00:33:19,563 --> 00:33:21,503 Right, then, let's go. 626 00:33:21,603 --> 00:33:24,063 - Fuck this! - Hey! There's shit everywhere. 627 00:33:24,163 --> 00:33:26,403 Just calm down. Dickhead! 628 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,923 Shit, dude. 629 00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:36,122 By the way... 630 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:40,562 ..there's a couple of other things you should know... 631 00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,822 ..about Erin... 632 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:46,762 ..and Mr Bishop's wife. 633 00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,342 No sign of anyone? 634 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:04,662 - You didn't have to come round, you know? - No. 635 00:34:04,762 --> 00:34:07,122 I just, er... wanted to make sure you're safe. 636 00:34:08,162 --> 00:34:09,382 Where's Dylan? 637 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:11,782 Er, he's out with his mates somewhere. 638 00:34:11,882 --> 00:34:13,882 His phone was off, so... 639 00:34:14,522 --> 00:34:16,522 Did you make this up? 640 00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:19,622 - What? - To get me over. 641 00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:23,181 - The old damsel in distress routine. - Yeah. 642 00:34:23,281 --> 00:34:24,981 Yeah, cos I heard ringing someone 643 00:34:25,081 --> 00:34:27,741 and frantically telling them to write down a car reg 644 00:34:27,841 --> 00:34:30,401 - is, like, a proper turn-on. - It is. 645 00:34:34,001 --> 00:34:36,761 - Do you think they'd ever hurt you? - I don't know. 646 00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:41,761 It's having a kid. 647 00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:44,401 It makes you more vulnerable, you know? 648 00:34:45,241 --> 00:34:48,141 Like, me, I'm used to this shit. 649 00:34:48,241 --> 00:34:49,941 I've had it my whole life. 650 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:52,441 My brother was always bringing trouble to the door. 651 00:34:53,561 --> 00:34:55,561 But him... 652 00:34:56,241 --> 00:34:58,241 I try and protect him from it. 653 00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:03,381 You know, when I'm saying this stuff to you, 654 00:35:03,481 --> 00:35:06,481 it makes me realise more than ever that this isn't how normal people live. 655 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,320 It's ridiculous. 656 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,360 I'll stay. 657 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,600 Till your boyfriend gets home. In case they come back. 658 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,860 What are you gonna do, you middle-class ponce? 659 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,940 I'm trained in fencing, I'll have you know. 660 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,420 Why do I always listen to my dick? 661 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,100 Why, dick? Why? 662 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,220 "Because we have a good time, Tommo." 663 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,420 Yeah, we do, we do. 664 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,860 "And let's face it, we'll all be dead in 50 years, 665 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,860 "so you might as well enjoy yourself." 666 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,620 Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong, dick. 667 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,300 We're gonna be dead quicker than that. We're gonna die down here. 668 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,580 - Piss off. - Shut up, you gobshite. 669 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,060 Right, which way do we go here? 670 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,340 - Left. - Right. 671 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,540 - Oh, for fuck's sake! - Right. 672 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,579 - Why's that? - That sign. B7. 673 00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:57,579 The pipes are numbered upwards from the plant. 674 00:35:57,679 --> 00:36:00,299 - Trust me, this is the only way out. - Oh, that's sound. Come on. 675 00:36:00,399 --> 00:36:03,639 - Christ, it's getting worse. - Yeah, it stinks down here. 676 00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:07,539 Oh, what's that? 677 00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:09,139 What the fuck is that? 678 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,779 It's one of them fatbergs, dude. 679 00:36:10,879 --> 00:36:13,179 A fatberg? Oh, it stinks! 680 00:36:13,279 --> 00:36:15,279 It's breakfast for you, though, isn't it? 681 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,779 - How are we gonna get past it? - Hey, mate, hang on. 682 00:36:18,879 --> 00:36:20,979 - Maybe we should double back. - Double...? Go where? 683 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,819 You've just told us this is the only way out. 684 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,819 We're just wandering around in the dark. We don't know where we're going. 685 00:36:25,919 --> 00:36:27,699 - Oh, we're gonna die! - Shut up. 686 00:36:27,799 --> 00:36:30,019 There's no way round it. We'll have to go through it. 687 00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:32,099 Go on, then. Stand back. 688 00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:33,299 You're joking? 689 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,399 We don't know what's behind there. 690 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:38,359 - Go on, Ash. - Oh, this is not good. 691 00:36:43,038 --> 00:36:45,758 - Be careful, it's probably poisonous. - Shut up! 692 00:37:30,797 --> 00:37:32,797 No...! 693 00:37:51,677 --> 00:37:53,337 Are you all right? 694 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,177 Oh, bollocks. 695 00:37:55,277 --> 00:37:57,777 All right, I'm only soaked. 696 00:37:57,877 --> 00:37:59,877 My phone's fucked. 697 00:38:01,317 --> 00:38:03,317 How are we gonna get home? 698 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:11,297 ♪ ..for me to give up 699 00:38:11,397 --> 00:38:13,397 ♪ I feel it's time 700 00:38:15,157 --> 00:38:18,056 ♪ Got a picture of you beside me 701 00:38:18,156 --> 00:38:21,636 ♪ Got your lipstick mark Still on your coffee cup 702 00:38:23,076 --> 00:38:25,076 ♪ Oh, yeah 703 00:38:27,196 --> 00:38:30,836 ♪ Got a fist of pure emotion Got a head... ♪ 704 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,716 See you, lads. 705 00:38:42,716 --> 00:38:44,716 Thanks, Kath. 706 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,696 - Oh... - Well, it's for Big Sandy. 707 00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:49,736 Yeah, I know. But did it have to be this? 708 00:38:49,836 --> 00:38:52,976 Well, if you ask for Vinny's help, this is what you get. 709 00:38:53,076 --> 00:38:55,076 Oh, it stinks. 710 00:38:55,516 --> 00:38:56,616 No! No, don't! 711 00:38:56,716 --> 00:38:58,716 I mean it. 712 00:38:59,196 --> 00:39:02,155 Er, Jake, er, this is Dylan. Dylan, this is Jake. 713 00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:05,755 - Erin's college mate. - Yeah. 714 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:13,155 The mystery men turned up again, so I called Jake and he came over. 715 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,215 Yeah, I called you first. And Vinnie. 716 00:39:16,315 --> 00:39:18,815 Thanks for that, Jake, man. That's good of you. 717 00:39:18,915 --> 00:39:22,455 Yeah. It's not my place, but you probably need to sort this. 718 00:39:22,555 --> 00:39:24,495 They shouldn't be freaking out women and kids. 719 00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:26,415 - Well, we don't know who they are, do we? - No. 720 00:39:26,515 --> 00:39:27,855 We don't. 721 00:39:27,955 --> 00:39:29,955 But thanks for the advice. 722 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,975 - Right, well, I should get a shower, so... - Oh, yeah. 723 00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:40,875 - Yeah, I should go. - It stinks. It smells. 724 00:39:46,515 --> 00:39:48,934 OK, well, thanks. 725 00:39:49,034 --> 00:39:51,434 - Thanks for coming over. - No worries. 726 00:39:54,474 --> 00:39:56,474 I'll see you in college. 727 00:40:09,434 --> 00:40:11,914 You're an internet sensation, Tommo. 728 00:40:13,754 --> 00:40:16,494 Look... 729 00:40:16,594 --> 00:40:18,494 I hope she caught my best side. 730 00:40:18,594 --> 00:40:21,054 - That wasn't what I asked you to do, was it? - No, I know. 731 00:40:21,154 --> 00:40:22,414 Hey, hey, sit down. No. 732 00:40:22,514 --> 00:40:24,814 I know, Mr Bishop, right, but the thing is, yeah... 733 00:40:24,914 --> 00:40:26,914 Please don't shoot me. 734 00:40:30,354 --> 00:40:32,694 I've just got off the phone from my solicitor. 735 00:40:32,794 --> 00:40:35,254 She stitched herself right up. 736 00:40:35,354 --> 00:40:37,613 He reckons I can apply for shared custody. 737 00:40:37,713 --> 00:40:40,313 Reduced maintenance payments. The works. 738 00:40:41,393 --> 00:40:44,293 You played a blinder, Tommo. Whether you meant to or not. 739 00:40:44,393 --> 00:40:46,453 Well, I... 740 00:40:46,553 --> 00:40:49,013 Yeah, well, I meant to, didn't I? So... 741 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,113 I could hug you, mate. 742 00:40:51,953 --> 00:40:53,953 Only, you really stink of shit. 743 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,573 Oh...! Oh...! 744 00:40:56,673 --> 00:40:58,673 Jesus... 745 00:41:04,873 --> 00:41:06,873 Fucking hell... 746 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,372 ♪ I should have known better 747 00:41:28,472 --> 00:41:31,532 ♪ To see what I could see 748 00:41:31,632 --> 00:41:34,452 ♪ My black shroud 749 00:41:34,552 --> 00:41:36,812 ♪ Holding down my feelings 750 00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:39,472 ♪ A pillar for my enemies... 751 00:41:40,912 --> 00:41:42,912 He's gone. 752 00:41:44,352 --> 00:41:47,292 ♪ I should have wrote a letter 753 00:41:47,392 --> 00:41:50,092 ♪ And grieve what I happen to grieve 754 00:41:50,192 --> 00:41:52,332 ♪ My black shroud... ♪ 755 00:41:52,432 --> 00:41:55,892 Everyone called Sandy "Big Sandy". 756 00:41:55,992 --> 00:41:59,292 Rude, you might think, that she had to live her life with her size 757 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,392 as part of her name. 758 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:04,212 But I don't think people meant it that way. 759 00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:07,572 I think the "big" referred to her heart. 760 00:42:07,672 --> 00:42:10,091 She once said to me, "Kath... 761 00:42:10,191 --> 00:42:13,411 "I don't have a bucket list. I have a suck it list." 762 00:42:14,951 --> 00:42:17,431 "A smoke it list, a drink it list, a snort it list." 763 00:42:19,271 --> 00:42:21,171 Thanks for this, Vin. 764 00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:24,711 Hm, I'd say any time. But it's been a bloody nightmare. 765 00:42:26,351 --> 00:42:28,771 What did Glen do when he found out? 766 00:42:28,871 --> 00:42:30,451 He lost his mind. 767 00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:31,851 Literally. 768 00:42:31,951 --> 00:42:34,431 He was beating on the floor with his fists. 769 00:42:36,391 --> 00:42:38,391 I haven't seen him since. 770 00:42:39,471 --> 00:42:42,131 It turns out he owed serious money to serious people. 771 00:42:42,231 --> 00:42:44,231 Mm. 772 00:42:44,711 --> 00:42:46,331 Like who? 773 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,651 The Bendatchy brothers. 774 00:42:48,751 --> 00:42:50,891 Saul Channon. 775 00:42:50,991 --> 00:42:52,991 Karl Rosso. 776 00:42:54,111 --> 00:42:55,571 And some other guy. 777 00:42:55,671 --> 00:42:57,670 Terence someone. 778 00:42:58,470 --> 00:43:00,170 McCann? 779 00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:02,270 Yeah. Do you know him? 780 00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:07,410 We've stolen money that belongs to Terence McCann? 781 00:43:07,510 --> 00:43:10,350 It's not our problem, is it? It's Glen's. 782 00:43:11,510 --> 00:43:14,090 As long as nobody ever finds out it was us. 783 00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,370 And how is anyone ever going to find that out? 784 00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:18,470 Yeah. 785 00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:21,670 We'll be fine. 786 00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:25,270 Shit... 787 00:43:28,310 --> 00:43:31,030 ♪ I've got so much trouble In my mind 788 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,630 ♪ I've got so much trouble In my mind 789 00:43:36,670 --> 00:43:39,790 ♪ I've got so much trouble In my mind 790 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:43,389 ♪ I've got so much trouble In my mind 791 00:43:45,229 --> 00:43:47,429 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on 792 00:43:48,909 --> 00:43:51,069 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on... ♪ 60197

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