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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,354 --> 00:00:08,241 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:12,211 [TITLE MUSIC] [SIREN WAILS] 3 00:00:11,847 --> 00:00:14,142 ♪ Inspector... Gadget! ♪ 4 00:00:14,183 --> 00:00:16,311 ♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪ 5 00:00:16,352 --> 00:00:19,647 ♪ Inspector... Gadget! ♪ 6 00:00:19,688 --> 00:00:20,689 ♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪ 7 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,818 ♪ Go Go Gadget, go! ♪ 8 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:29,417 ♪ Go Go Gadget, go! ♪ 9 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:36,038 ♪ Inspector... Gadget! ♪ 10 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,183 ♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪ 11 00:00:42,701 --> 00:00:45,511 ♪ Go Go Gadget, go! ♪ 12 00:00:51,179 --> 00:00:54,747 - # Inspector Gadget! # - # Aaaah! # 13 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,219 [MUSIC] 14 00:01:04,218 --> 00:01:05,803 The target's on the move. 15 00:01:07,054 --> 00:01:08,055 Track! 16 00:01:11,267 --> 00:01:13,144 Visual confirmation! 17 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:15,271 Target arriving. 18 00:01:15,563 --> 00:01:17,523 [BEEPING] 19 00:01:17,565 --> 00:01:20,067 Yes! The pizza is here! 20 00:01:22,745 --> 00:01:23,913 [GIGGLES] 21 00:01:23,955 --> 00:01:24,956 [TIRES SCREECH] 22 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:29,127 - Huh? - I hope you ordered Chili Peppers! 23 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,796 - Blech! Just on your half. - Ah. 24 00:01:31,837 --> 00:01:35,549 - It's done, I swapped the pizzas. - Excellent. 25 00:01:35,591 --> 00:01:37,009 Ew, I hate chili peppers. 26 00:01:37,051 --> 00:01:38,803 I don't know how Gadget can eat those things. 27 00:01:39,345 --> 00:01:42,432 Yes. And eating them will be his downfall! 28 00:01:42,474 --> 00:01:44,725 [CACKLES] 29 00:01:47,603 --> 00:01:48,729 [STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS] 30 00:01:53,151 --> 00:01:55,945 Wowsers! I'm stuffed! 31 00:01:55,987 --> 00:01:57,196 But, waste not, want not! 32 00:01:57,696 --> 00:01:59,491 Go Go Gadget third helping! 33 00:02:00,116 --> 00:02:02,701 [CHILI PEPPER BEEPS] 34 00:02:05,163 --> 00:02:08,117 We have splashdown. [EVIL LAUGH] 35 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,251 This is going to be... a blast! 36 00:02:15,507 --> 00:02:16,674 [BELCHES] 37 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,133 [CHUCKLES] Pardon me. 38 00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:23,014 Huh, my Codex is picking up a new wifi signal called 39 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:26,990 "Gadgets da bomb, ha ha ha"? That's weird, 40 00:02:27,025 --> 00:02:30,313 either someone really likes Uncle Gadget or... [KLAXONS BLARE] 41 00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:32,273 We've gotta find it, Brain! 42 00:02:32,315 --> 00:02:33,983 Tracking the source of the signal now... 43 00:02:34,984 --> 00:02:38,132 The signal's coming from your stomach Uncle Gadget! 44 00:02:38,154 --> 00:02:39,613 [STOMACH RUMBLES] 45 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:43,034 [GROANS] Wowsers! Now that is an upset stomach! 46 00:02:43,451 --> 00:02:45,453 Maybe I had one too many peppers. 47 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,955 [BEEPS] 48 00:02:52,126 --> 00:02:54,086 Checking to see if my heartburn has spread. 49 00:02:54,128 --> 00:02:55,296 Good thinking, Professor. 50 00:02:55,713 --> 00:02:58,257 Chief Quimby. Level 11 security alert! 51 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:01,010 Level 11? How bad is that? 52 00:03:01,844 --> 00:03:04,189 Considering we only go up to number 5... 53 00:03:04,224 --> 00:03:06,461 - very bad! - That pepper 54 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:09,435 in Gadget's stomach is a MAD micro-disruptor 55 00:03:09,477 --> 00:03:13,647 designed to sabotage Gadget into firing his weapons against his will! 56 00:03:13,954 --> 00:03:16,150 Great galloping gazelles! 57 00:03:16,192 --> 00:03:18,361 We've got to get him out of here before he destroys HQ! 58 00:03:18,403 --> 00:03:21,573 No! HQ's security exits will trigger the micro-disruptor 59 00:03:21,614 --> 00:03:22,990 if he goes through them. 60 00:03:23,032 --> 00:03:25,743 - What about the G-Portal? - No no no no no Penny! 61 00:03:25,784 --> 00:03:28,796 The energy from the G-Portal will set him off for sure. 62 00:03:29,081 --> 00:03:31,165 Ahhh. That massage wasn't so bad. 63 00:03:31,749 --> 00:03:33,809 Ow! 64 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,776 This is all my fault, Brain. If I hadn't ordered that 65 00:03:37,777 --> 00:03:40,801 pizza for Uncle Gadget, this never would have happened! 66 00:03:40,836 --> 00:03:42,134 [THERE, THERE] 67 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:43,719 [GIGGLES] 68 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:46,826 But I'll make it up to him. We'll keep him from 69 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,892 destroying everything, and himself... and us... somehow. 70 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,352 [LAUGHS] 71 00:03:51,519 --> 00:03:52,770 Look out! 72 00:03:53,187 --> 00:03:54,647 [BOOM!] 73 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:56,815 [GROANS] 74 00:03:57,858 --> 00:03:59,068 Thanks Professor. 75 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,445 [BEEP-BEEP] 76 00:04:01,946 --> 00:04:04,198 That was the best checkup I've ever had. 77 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,015 I feel fantastic! 78 00:04:09,328 --> 00:04:10,746 Uncle Claw! 79 00:04:10,788 --> 00:04:12,790 We've picked up a reading on Gadget's micro-disrupter. 80 00:04:12,831 --> 00:04:16,168 - He fired his first weapon! - Excellent! 81 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:20,089 At this rate, Gadget will destroy HQ by six o'clock! 82 00:04:20,131 --> 00:04:21,299 That long? 83 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,134 Please. He'll level it within the hour. 84 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:26,887 - You dare to challenge my prediction?! - Let's make it interesting. 85 00:04:26,929 --> 00:04:28,806 How about we make a bet, Uncle Claw. 86 00:04:28,847 --> 00:04:34,228 Oh, you have a deal... a deal with defeat! [LAUGHS] 87 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:37,607 For you, I mean. You'll be dealing with defeat when I win. 88 00:04:37,649 --> 00:04:39,086 Just so we're clear. 89 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:40,610 [MADCAT MEOWS] 90 00:04:43,362 --> 00:04:44,363 [GADGET GROANING] 91 00:04:44,405 --> 00:04:46,073 This is not good... 92 00:04:46,115 --> 00:04:48,159 the micro-disruptor seems to activate one of his weapons 93 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,760 whenever his heart rate increases. 94 00:04:50,795 --> 00:04:53,456 So we'll need to do everything we can to keep him calm. 95 00:04:53,498 --> 00:04:56,875 Keep him calm. Got it! [SLOW BEEPING] 96 00:04:57,126 --> 00:05:01,547 And whatever you do, don't tell him he's a walking bomb! 97 00:05:01,582 --> 00:05:02,715 What's that about a bomb? 98 00:05:02,756 --> 00:05:05,134 That sounds like a mission! Time to go Penny! 99 00:05:05,176 --> 00:05:09,245 No! You have to stay! Because you have a b... 100 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,391 [BLUBBERS FRANTICALLY] 101 00:05:10,426 --> 00:05:13,643 ...beautiful opportunity... to teach me... 102 00:05:13,685 --> 00:05:15,853 because you like doing that... 103 00:05:15,894 --> 00:05:19,023 teach me about... um, staying calm with... 104 00:05:21,066 --> 00:05:24,362 relaxation techniques. For spies! 105 00:05:24,403 --> 00:05:27,230 So I can learn how to... spy-relax? 106 00:05:27,364 --> 00:05:29,367 I happen to be an expert on spy-relaxing, 107 00:05:29,408 --> 00:05:32,244 spy-unwinding and spy-loosen-up-ing, Penny. 108 00:05:32,286 --> 00:05:35,039 Great! And I know just where to do it! 109 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,374 Hmmmm.... 110 00:05:37,082 --> 00:05:39,210 We can practice relaxing here in the training room! 111 00:05:39,835 --> 00:05:42,087 It can simulate any calm setting we want! 112 00:05:42,129 --> 00:05:43,797 An excellent idea, Penny! 113 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,467 Why don't we try a little technique I like to call... 114 00:05:47,092 --> 00:05:50,633 [Japanese] Watashi wa nihongo oh hanasemasen, 115 00:05:50,763 --> 00:05:54,964 which in Japanese means, "I don't speak Japanese." 116 00:05:54,999 --> 00:05:57,603 This is great! Very relaxing. 117 00:05:57,645 --> 00:06:00,898 First, we start with a traditional tea ceremony... 118 00:06:02,858 --> 00:06:05,403 and then... the ninjas! 119 00:06:07,572 --> 00:06:09,782 Nothing helps prepare a body for relaxing better 120 00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:11,492 than an invigorating workout! 121 00:06:11,534 --> 00:06:13,877 Go Go Gadget nunchucks! 122 00:06:14,161 --> 00:06:15,705 Woooahhh! 123 00:06:16,581 --> 00:06:18,082 [GRUNTS] 124 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:21,001 Not relaxing! Not relaxing at all! 125 00:06:21,043 --> 00:06:22,378 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 126 00:06:28,926 --> 00:06:32,012 [EVIL LAUGH] Nice! That's it! Keep going! 127 00:06:32,054 --> 00:06:33,431 [MEOW] 128 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:38,310 Brain, we have to do something quick before... 129 00:06:38,686 --> 00:06:40,020 [FZZZZT!] 130 00:06:40,062 --> 00:06:41,522 Deactivating simulation! 131 00:06:41,564 --> 00:06:45,109 Why don't we try a location that's actually relaxing this time. 132 00:06:45,818 --> 00:06:48,987 This should do nicely. Get ready for... 133 00:06:50,906 --> 00:06:53,033 Lounge Around Island! 134 00:06:53,075 --> 00:06:56,120 We can definitely do some relaxation training here... 135 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:58,038 Go Go Gadget diving suit! 136 00:06:59,123 --> 00:07:00,374 [SPLASH!] 137 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:04,086 There's nothing more relaxing 138 00:07:04,128 --> 00:07:06,798 than staring down underwater predators. 139 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,745 Hey little fella! 140 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:10,342 [SCREAMS] 141 00:07:10,676 --> 00:07:13,304 [GROWLS] Oh. Hello everyone! 142 00:07:16,307 --> 00:07:18,016 Professor, it's not working! 143 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:21,061 I can't get Uncle Gadget to relax so he won't go critical. 144 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:22,772 He won't stay still! 145 00:07:22,814 --> 00:07:27,370 Stay still? Stay still! That's it! 146 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:30,112 Meet me in section twelve, Penny. Hurry! 147 00:07:33,741 --> 00:07:35,200 Gadget almost went off... 148 00:07:35,242 --> 00:07:37,035 any minute now he's gonna destroy HQ 149 00:07:37,077 --> 00:07:41,067 and you'll be cleaning MADcat's litter box, Uncle C. 150 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:46,128 I will not be defeated! Get your own popcorn. 151 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:54,059 Professor! Section 11 is an art studio? 152 00:07:54,178 --> 00:07:57,608 Indeed it is! Inspector Gadget, HQ appreciates 153 00:07:57,609 --> 00:08:01,039 your work so much, that they want to put statues 154 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,855 - of you throughout the building. - Statues? 155 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:07,775 - Oh my, well that sounds great. - Of course! 156 00:08:07,817 --> 00:08:12,196 Now be a good Inspector and model a heroic pose for us. 157 00:08:12,237 --> 00:08:13,614 Yes! 158 00:08:13,656 --> 00:08:17,219 And you have to stay perfectly still the whole time! 159 00:08:17,254 --> 00:08:20,161 Can do, Penny. This fitting tribute to me will 160 00:08:20,162 --> 00:08:22,080 no doubt increase morale at HQ! 161 00:08:22,122 --> 00:08:23,415 [BRAIN SIGHS] 162 00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:24,750 How's this heroic pose? 163 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:29,054 That's perfect Uncle Gadget. Let the chiselling begin! 164 00:08:29,089 --> 00:08:31,623 [CLINK-CLANK] 165 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:35,803 [WHISPERING] How long do we have to stay like this? 166 00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:37,596 As long as it takes. 167 00:08:37,638 --> 00:08:40,641 Just keep him calm so my decryptor can find the hidden 168 00:08:40,642 --> 00:08:44,141 signal and I can and figure out how to remove this bomb. 169 00:08:44,186 --> 00:08:45,187 Hmmm... [BEE BUZZES] 170 00:08:45,229 --> 00:08:46,188 Whoops. 171 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:47,773 Perfectly still, you said. 172 00:08:48,315 --> 00:08:50,108 Go Go Gadget ice blaster! 173 00:08:50,484 --> 00:08:52,319 [FSSSSSST...] 174 00:08:54,071 --> 00:08:55,030 Penny! 175 00:08:55,072 --> 00:08:57,783 I've found a hidden signal controlling the micro-disruptor! 176 00:08:57,825 --> 00:08:59,133 Let's see if you can trace it. 177 00:09:01,537 --> 00:09:03,748 [BEE BUZZES] 178 00:09:10,128 --> 00:09:12,089 Go Go Gadget flyswatter! 179 00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:15,092 Inspector Gadget! Stay still. 180 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:18,303 Just as soon as I... dispatch this... pesky bee! 181 00:09:18,345 --> 00:09:19,513 [SMACK] 182 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:24,309 Ow... 183 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,686 [BUBBLING] 184 00:09:26,562 --> 00:09:28,733 Oww-wowsers! 185 00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:30,107 I've traced the signal! 186 00:09:30,148 --> 00:09:31,692 It's coming from Dr. Claw's ship! 187 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,736 [BEEPING] 188 00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:37,779 - [LAUGHS] We did it! - Yes. 189 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:41,660 I have finally defeated the infuriating Inspector Gadget. 190 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:42,787 [CLUNK] Yeah! 191 00:09:42,828 --> 00:09:43,788 Ow! 192 00:09:43,829 --> 00:09:46,665 - Wait, what's happening? - Gadget's heart rate is spiking! 193 00:09:46,707 --> 00:09:48,125 More weapons are about to fire! 194 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,210 [LAUGHS] Here we go! 195 00:09:50,252 --> 00:09:52,922 Professor! If all his weapons fire, 196 00:09:52,964 --> 00:09:54,799 will that shut down the micro-disruptor? 197 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,051 With its objective complete it should eject from his body... 198 00:09:58,093 --> 00:10:02,602 right alongside all the fireballs, missiles and laser beams he fires! 199 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:04,349 [BEEPING] 200 00:10:04,391 --> 00:10:07,019 Uncle Gadget! Why don't you open your G-Portal 201 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,246 and let the bee out of the room! 202 00:10:09,281 --> 00:10:12,566 That's a great idea, Penny! Go Go Gadget G-Portal! 203 00:10:12,608 --> 00:10:14,986 [SCREAMS] [PORTAL WHIRRRS] 204 00:10:15,027 --> 00:10:17,070 Come to papa! C'mon... 205 00:10:17,446 --> 00:10:18,948 Penny! He can't use the G-Portal! 206 00:10:18,990 --> 00:10:23,212 - All of his weapons will activate! - I know! I'm counting on it! 207 00:10:25,037 --> 00:10:26,330 I don't understand! 208 00:10:26,747 --> 00:10:29,333 Professor, use these coordinates to redirect the portal! 209 00:10:30,501 --> 00:10:33,271 - Yes! - He's going critical! 210 00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:34,546 [BEEPING] 211 00:10:34,588 --> 00:10:35,677 [ROCKETS FIRE] 212 00:10:35,813 --> 00:10:38,300 Wait, there's an energy surge right outside! 213 00:10:38,342 --> 00:10:42,430 Ha ha, must be HQ blowing up. I gotta check this out. 214 00:10:42,471 --> 00:10:44,056 [ZZZOOOOM] 215 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:46,517 Nope. It's us. [BOOM!] 216 00:10:46,816 --> 00:10:48,359 [PORTAL CLOSES] 217 00:10:50,862 --> 00:10:51,987 [SPRAYS] 218 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:54,532 Good job Brain! 219 00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:58,118 Wowsers! All that standing around posing for sculptures 220 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,657 sure did make me hungry. Who could go for a pizza? 221 00:11:01,692 --> 00:11:05,205 A pizza? Sure. But this time, no hot chilis. 222 00:11:07,044 --> 00:11:09,233 [GROANS] 223 00:11:09,714 --> 00:11:12,466 Gadget was supposed to be the one destroyed! 224 00:11:12,508 --> 00:11:15,177 What happened? Beats me. 225 00:11:15,219 --> 00:11:18,347 But he blew something up in less than an hour. [LAUGHS] 226 00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:20,645 Enjoy your litter box duty. 227 00:11:20,808 --> 00:11:23,465 Gadgeeeet!!! 228 00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:34,366 B-B-But I don't know how 229 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:37,323 Gadget figured out Dr. Claw's latest plan! 230 00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:38,975 That's what they all say. 231 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:41,453 I guess that's why Uncle Claw built... this! 232 00:11:41,579 --> 00:11:42,872 The MAD Laser-Boosted Brain Probe... 233 00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:45,519 the last word in info-retrieval. 234 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:46,834 [WHIRRING] 235 00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:50,212 Just try to relax your cortex Okay? Good. 236 00:11:50,254 --> 00:11:52,745 Let the brain-probing begin! 237 00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:57,627 [SCREAMS] It was all my fault! I'm sorry. 238 00:11:57,662 --> 00:11:58,596 [GROANS] 239 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:00,765 Bam! And that's how you do it, folks! 240 00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:04,309 [CHEERING] 241 00:12:04,936 --> 00:12:06,103 Welcome everyone! 242 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:08,898 To the best MADivational retreat ever! I... 243 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,190 [ZAP] 244 00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:14,501 ...left the probe running. Ah, he'll mostly be fine. 245 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,114 Most of you know me as MAD's top talent, Talon. 246 00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:20,033 Those who don't know me, I'll have you brain-probed later. 247 00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:25,147 Anyhoooo... this year's MAD employee conference theme is: 248 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:29,746 "destroying your enemies... and lovin' it!" [CHEERING] 249 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:36,950 Oh, before we start, I do have to ask any undercover spies to leave. 250 00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:38,619 [CROWD GASPS] 251 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:42,416 [CLAPS] Give 'em a hand... he's only doing his job! 252 00:12:42,585 --> 00:12:44,665 Now, the moment you've been waiting for! 253 00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:47,044 You loved him when he drained the world's oceans, 254 00:12:47,086 --> 00:12:49,254 you hated him when he stole the world's oxygen. 255 00:12:49,296 --> 00:12:52,340 Bad guys wanna be him, HQ wants to lock him away. 256 00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:58,886 Our evil special guest: Dr. Claw! [CHEERS!] 257 00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:01,767 Thank you! And silence! 258 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:06,044 Even the most incompetent of you will become much 259 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:10,275 better MAD agents during the next few hours... or else. 260 00:13:10,317 --> 00:13:11,652 [METAL SCRAPES] 261 00:13:12,111 --> 00:13:14,989 Is he evil or what?!! Let's give him a hand! 262 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,533 Okay! Anyone here from Evilvania? 263 00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:24,290 [HUMMING] 264 00:13:25,582 --> 00:13:27,209 Hello dearie... 265 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,920 would you kindly name all the flowers you have, 266 00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:31,797 and then immediately repeat them? 267 00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:34,595 My memory isn't what it used to be. 268 00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:37,094 Uh, well... sure! We have... 269 00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:40,983 Aaahhh! MAD foreve-aahh! 270 00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:45,102 Huh? [FRANTIC LASER FIRE] 271 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:49,898 [CRASH! CLANG!] 272 00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:52,400 Freeze Simulation... 273 00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:56,494 How did she know I wasn't a real flower shop girl? 274 00:13:56,738 --> 00:14:00,034 I can't believe I didn't see she was a MAD simulation either, Brain. 275 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:02,536 This whole disguise-training was a complete bust! 276 00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:05,164 Don't be so hard on yourself, Penny. 277 00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:08,042 It's not easy pulling off the perfect disguise. 278 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:11,087 It takes more than just a holographic projection. 279 00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:13,714 Chief Quimby! You're here to buy flowers, too? 280 00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:15,007 Hi Uncle Gadget. 281 00:14:15,049 --> 00:14:17,968 Ah, Penny... it's good to see you've got a part time job. 282 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:20,554 It builds character, and earns a little extra spending money. 283 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:23,015 Inspector Gadget... I'm glad you're here. 284 00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:24,850 I've got a new mission for you. 285 00:14:26,518 --> 00:14:29,938 HQ has detected the largest gathering of MAD agents ever, 286 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,648 at a nearby Convention Center. 287 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:34,985 Your mission is to find out what MAD is up to, and stop it. 288 00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:38,446 And this time, since I'm reading the mission to you 289 00:14:36,695 --> 00:14:41,472 myself, this message will not self-destruct. 290 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,822 - We're on it Chief! - Sweet! This is the perfect 291 00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:46,914 training mission to practice my disguise techniques! 292 00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:49,166 Great idea, Penny. You'd better get going. 293 00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:52,086 Resume simulation. [GASPS] 294 00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:54,421 MAD foreve-aaahh! [LASERS FIRING] 295 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,595 [GROANS] 296 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,099 Hmmm... 297 00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:09,228 That cute and lovable logo has MAD written all over it! 298 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,730 That must be where the MAD agents are gathering! 299 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,190 I'm going to check it out! 300 00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,324 [DISTANT HUMMING] 301 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:25,571 [PENNY GASPS] Someone's coming! Quick, hide! 302 00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:28,663 [GASPS] 303 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:39,754 That's gotta be the MAD training seminar, Brain. 304 00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:42,058 Stay with Uncle Gadget while I snoop! 305 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,660 ...and that's how you make an evil flower arrangement. 306 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,267 Any questions? [CHEERS] 307 00:15:48,309 --> 00:15:50,102 Talon. Totally figures. 308 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,770 [CHEERS] 309 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:54,064 He'll take any chance to be in the spotlight! 310 00:15:58,110 --> 00:15:59,320 O-kay. 311 00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:01,613 One giant crowd of MAD henchmen to infiltrate. 312 00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,949 No sweat! I can do this! 313 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:11,081 [CHEERS] 314 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,918 [GROWL] 315 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:20,924 Hey! The hench-gang's all here! 316 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:23,844 What's up, evil bros?! Lookin' bad! 317 00:16:24,719 --> 00:16:29,099 Hey! Aren't you Moustache McGee? 318 00:16:29,141 --> 00:16:31,434 Didn't we once extinguish the Earth's core together? 319 00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:34,271 Uh-huh! That was a hot day! 320 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:38,650 Good times. Good times. Put 'er there! 321 00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:40,277 [GRUNTS IN PAIN] 322 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:45,073 Uh, hi everyone! 323 00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:48,285 And welcome to our Anger Management seminar. 324 00:16:48,994 --> 00:16:53,081 Let me begin by saying... I... used to be mad. 325 00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:55,000 Really, really, mad. 326 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,252 MAD!? That is a MAD AGENT! 327 00:16:57,294 --> 00:16:59,932 And, he must be training everyone else in here! 328 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,031 Go Go Gadget handcuffs. 329 00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:03,091 [GRUNTS] 330 00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,052 [SCREAMS] 331 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,140 So far, so good. But holo-disguise... 332 00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,809 fooling MAD henchmen is always a cinch. 333 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:16,355 - Question is, will it work on... - Latecomer, huh? I like that! 334 00:17:16,397 --> 00:17:18,065 It shows zero respect for authority! 335 00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:20,859 Now, time to review everything we've learned so far. 336 00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,027 [GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] 337 00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:24,029 C'mon... lemme hear you inner badness! 338 00:17:24,071 --> 00:17:26,365 Growl it out loud!... [QUIET GROWL] 339 00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:28,409 Louder! [MODERATE GROWL] 340 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,911 Louder! [MODERATE GROWLS CONTINUE] 341 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,605 I said... louder. [GASPS] 342 00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:41,046 People! Listen to me! 343 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:46,509 You don't have to give in to MAD! Never! [CHEERING] 344 00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:49,679 [HUH?] 345 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:56,019 [BRAIN GRUMBLES] 346 00:17:56,061 --> 00:17:59,015 [TALON] Okay! Commence the trust exercise! 347 00:17:59,189 --> 00:18:00,357 [GULP] 348 00:18:00,607 --> 00:18:01,608 [THUD] 349 00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:04,652 Ha-ha! Perfect! MAD agents don't trust anyone! 350 00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:05,987 Now... what's next...? 351 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:11,743 Ah! First, embrace your inner Evil... then we break for lunch. 352 00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:13,828 [CHEERING] 353 00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:16,457 Oh, yeah, in the afternoon we split into groups 354 00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:19,126 to discuss MAD's evil plans for the upcoming year. 355 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,835 MAD's evil plans! 356 00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:24,539 Are you trying to sneak a peek at my notes? 357 00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:27,092 [CHUCKLES] Impressive. Very sneaky. 358 00:18:27,134 --> 00:18:28,885 You've got the making of a great henchman! 359 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:30,971 Okay, chanting time: 360 00:18:31,346 --> 00:18:33,348 Evil! Evil! 361 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:35,392 [CROWD CHANTS] Evil! Evil! Evil! 362 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,478 I can't believe this is working! 363 00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:40,311 If I can just keep my cover! 364 00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:43,233 Uh, right. Evillll! 365 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:48,845 Uh, I mean... [DEEPER VOICE] Evillllll! Evilllll! 366 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,551 Evil is what happens when you give in to MAD. 367 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:55,533 Instead, you should always offer up a helping hand. 368 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:58,706 [ELECTRICITY SHOOTS] 369 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,252 Oh. I thought I had that disconnected. 370 00:19:02,627 --> 00:19:04,129 Okay, how about the other hand? 371 00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:07,508 [WHIMPER-SCREAM] 372 00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:10,844 I know! Trusting is hard! 373 00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,263 Group hug! 374 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:18,768 Nothing frees you from the MAD lifestyle like a singalong! 375 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,312 [AIR HORN] 376 00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:24,774 [EVIL MEOWING] 377 00:19:30,197 --> 00:19:31,198 [GASPS] 378 00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:36,077 Next, hand-to-hand combat lessons! 379 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,206 Time for the student to totally humiliate the teacher! 380 00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:44,587 - Who's up for a beat down! - Ooh! Me! Me! 381 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,839 [GRUNTING] 382 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,051 [BRAIN GASPS] 383 00:19:51,676 --> 00:19:54,054 [MEOWS] 384 00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:55,389 [BRAIN WHIMPERS] 385 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,681 [HISSES] 386 00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:58,058 [GASPS] 387 00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,976 [MANY GROWLS] 388 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,061 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 389 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,645 [CROWD GASPS] 390 00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:03,813 Not bad... 391 00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:06,066 [ZZZZAP] Aahh! 392 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:08,857 Eat short-circuit... Penny. [GASPS] 393 00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:11,738 Okay, how did you see through my holo-disguise? 394 00:20:12,364 --> 00:20:14,671 I didn't, but I'd know your moves anywhere. 395 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:17,779 Hey, why don't you stick around for the "Get Her" seminar? 396 00:20:17,836 --> 00:20:20,466 Starting... now. Get her! 397 00:20:20,497 --> 00:20:22,332 [SMACK!] 398 00:20:22,374 --> 00:20:24,000 [FIGHTING GRUNTS] 399 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:31,007 Argh! What part of "Get her"" didn't you fools understand? 400 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:32,967 I could really use some backup right now! 401 00:20:33,676 --> 00:20:36,388 [GADGET] Okay, calm down everyone. Don't give in to MAD! 402 00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:40,350 - Hey! - Ow! Not the Gadget-face. 403 00:20:40,392 --> 00:20:42,163 I just moisturized. 404 00:20:43,144 --> 00:20:44,312 [BRAIN PANTS & WHIMPERS] 405 00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:46,731 [MONKEY SCREECHES] 406 00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:48,275 [DOG GROWLS] 407 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,901 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 408 00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:53,405 Ahh! 409 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,240 [GADGET GRUNTS] 410 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:57,325 [SPRING STRETCHES] 411 00:20:58,993 --> 00:20:59,994 Ugh! 412 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,530 [OSTRICH GROWLS] 413 00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:07,659 You MAD wannabees have time for one last seminar... 414 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,004 "How to get busted!" 415 00:21:12,924 --> 00:21:15,302 This training session is officially over. 416 00:21:18,696 --> 00:21:20,031 Good work Gadget! 417 00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:23,994 You broke up the largest MAD agent training ever. 418 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:25,662 The largest hench-pet training too. 419 00:21:26,121 --> 00:21:29,541 - Which does explain the smell. - Of course, Chief. 420 00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:31,709 All in a day's work. And it looks like we 421 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,837 managed to find a home for all those pets! 422 00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:37,132 Aw! Awen't you a wittle evil guy! 423 00:21:38,842 --> 00:21:41,302 I can't believe you lost our 424 00:21:41,303 --> 00:21:45,015 recruits and gave up all our plans. That is it! 425 00:21:45,056 --> 00:21:48,787 From this moment on, we only use robot henchmen! 426 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:51,604 Looks like I'll be recruiting a new nephew... 427 00:21:51,693 --> 00:21:55,220 and a new cat! [MEOWS SADLY] 428 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:59,501 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 31094

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