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Hello and welcome.
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Tonight or today,
if you're watching this in the day...
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- Or this morning, if you just got up.
-(STUTTERS) Or this morning.
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I'd like to talk to you
about the movies.
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For hundreds of years now,
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the moviemakers
have been transporting us
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to fantasy worlds of make-believe
and dubiously priced popcorn.
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Yes. And the car
has always been a central element
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in that magical, cinematic landscape.
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1 mean, think of all the great films
you've ever seen.
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Uh, all of the Bond films,
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Thelma & Louise, Mad Max,
Bullitt Gone in 60 Seconds,
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-all of the Bond films.
- The Dukes of Hazzard,
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- Hmm.
- Driving Miss Daisy,
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Vanishing Point, The French Connection,
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-all of the Bond films.
- All of the Bond films.
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The core of their greatness
in each of these films is a car.
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And over the next hour or so,
on this brand new DVD
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released in the Yuletide gifting period,
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we're going to pay tribute
to the car in cinema.
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HAMMOND: We'll be showing
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how to have a car chase
against a flying villain,
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There he is! There he is!
He's ahead of us. He is ahead.
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-(EXPLODING)
- How to build a Bond car on a budget.
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(RADIO BUZZES)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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- And we'll be paying tribute
- Oh, the ambulance is out!
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To the unsung car heroes of cinema.
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And I haven't finished
with this montage, yet.
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(REWINDING)
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Because we'll also be finding out
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which cars have the best engine noise
for a movie soundtrack.
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-(GRUNTS)
- Ah!
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Which cars have the most
screen presence.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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And what is the best machine
for getting away from baddies.
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(GRUNTING)
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(IN MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT)
For you, Mr Hammond, the DVD is over.
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So sit back,
grab a Kia-Ora and buckle up.
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It's gonna be one hell of a ride!
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Buckle up?
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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HAMMOND: We begin in Wales,
where I, Richard Hammond,
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shall demonstrate
the art of advanced car chasing.
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This is more complex
than basic car chasing
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which is where you've just got
one car chasing after another.
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As an example of the advanced chase,
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I give you the chase scene
in The French Connection.
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Obviously for financial reasons,
1 can't actually show you the film
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but I'm watching it now on DVD.
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And the bit I'm talking about
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is 68 minutes in where Gene Hackman
is chasing a train
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and he's just missed the pram!
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That, in essence,
is advanced car chasing,
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hurtling down runways after planes,
that sort of stuff.
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Pitting the car against other things.
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HAMMOND:
We shall now try this ourselves.
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And here is the car we will be using,
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a Skoda Fabia Super 2000 rally car.
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Last season,
this car dominated the championship,
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winning seven out of the 12 rallies
and locking out the entire podium
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with a one, two, three
on four of those occasions.
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But while the car is clearly no slouch,
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is it any kind of match
for the non-car thing
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we've got lined up for today?
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In fact, if] were the car
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I might possibly
be weeing myself right now.
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Because today it will
be taking on Yves Rossy,
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the world's first jet powered
flying man.
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Yves, 1 have many questions,
starting with,
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what exactly is this thing?
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That's a wing and to push me in the air,
four engines. It's very simple.
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HAMMOND: Four, four jets, yeah.
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And you steer just with your moves
of arms and legs and...
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So you haven't got, like,
levers to control?
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Nothing. The only thing
is a little throttle that I have here.
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That's the only thing that command.
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- Well, look, all the best.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- I'll be on the ground.
- Yeah.
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Now, obviously, 1 could take the wheel
of that thing myself,
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and show that Swiss cuckoo clock
some real talent.
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But under the Top Gear
apprentice-driver training scheme,
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I've agreed to let the guy behind me,
Toni Gardemeister,
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cut his teeth on this one.
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To be fair, he's pretty good already,
Finnish Rally champion,
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many, many, world rally podiums
to his name
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but still keen to get some tips from me.
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So let's see how this race will work.
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HAMMOND: This is the course
the car will be racing around.
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Eight miles of prime Welsh rally stage.
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As the car sets off,
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Yves will climb
to 8,000 feet in a helicopter,
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Jump out and then follow the course
from above.
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Now, Rocketman can travel with a steady
120-miles-an-hour and we can't.
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But obviously, 1 could.
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Though I'm not sure yet about,
uh, our novice diver.
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Anyway, you might think
because of his cruising speed,
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we don't stand a chance here
but, uh, there is more to it than that.
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You see, at the end of the race,
Yves has to land,
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which means he has to cut his engines,
deploy his parachute
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and all sorts of technical
Rocketman stuff has to happen.
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So, trust me,
we're in with a shout here.
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-(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
- HAMMOND: And also,
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we'll be busy covering precious miles
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whilst his chopper
is still climbing to launch height.
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Just, uh, just relax, Toni,
I'll be here if you need me.
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Obviously, Yves could
cut a corner up there.
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But don't worry, we've thought of that.
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We have positioned a farmer out there
with an air rifle
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with strict orders to shoot him down
if he sees any infringement.
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That's FIA rules all sorted.
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-(ENGINE REVVING)
- As the chopper lifted,
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the flag dropped.
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(WHIRRING)
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-(ENGINE ROARING)
- We're off!
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Oh, oh!
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Oh, my God! He's quite confident.
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Ye gods!
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(TONI OVER RADIO)
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Yeah, just as you are.
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(PILOT OVER RADIO)
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We're absolutely monstering this course!
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(PILOT OVER RADIO)
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We've got 265 bhp down here.
Toni is using, I'd say, all of them.
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Yeah!
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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However, as we pass
the three-mile mark,
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Yves was ready to jump.
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He jumped!
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(WHIZZING)
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(ROARING)
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(WHIZZING)
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Well, he's dropped.
I can't see him out of the car.
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But somewhere up there,
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he was following our course
and closing the gap.
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(SCREAMING)
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- Hello.
- Just concentrate on him.
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As a new driver, you get giddy,
you show-off and it goes wrong.
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TONI: All right.
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(WHIZZING)
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Okay, Yves is
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hitting speeds of 120,
150-80-miles-an-hour.
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It's just, well, a lycra suit,
a small crash helmet
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and a kitchen table on his back.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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-(THUDS)
-(HAMMOND GRUNTS)
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How the hell did I get
mixed up in this?
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I mean, I'm just baggage now.
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Within seconds, Yves had caught up.
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(YVES OVER RADIO)
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There he is! There he is!
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He's ahead of us. He is ahead.
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-(THUDS)
- Ow!
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As Yves streaked into the lead,
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we still had
Just under four miles to go.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(HAMMOND SCREAMING)
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In the air... Ow!
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Ye gods!
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(THUDS)
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(OVER RADIO)
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Right. Okay.
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Up ahead, Yves' journey
was unfortunately almost done.
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(YVES OVER RADIO)
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(YVES OVER RADIO)
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There he is. There's his parachute.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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TONI: We've got him.
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Just take advantage while
he's slowing down to land
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and, um, we've got to give it
everything we can.
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HAMMOND: We've got about
two minutes now.
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Absolutely! This is gonna be so close!
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TONI: (OVER RADIO) Oh, my word!
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HAMMOND: There he is.
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(TONI OVER RADIO)
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Behind the hill.
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(TONI OVER RADIO)
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We are. He's behind the trees.
I don't know if he's got down yet.
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We still have a chance here.
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This is it
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Where is he? Where is he? No!
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(SOBBING) 04, no!
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- Think we lost oh!
- Oh! Look at that.
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YVES: Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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- Don't blame yourself.
- Aw!
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That's the main thing, man.
Don't blame yourself.
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- Oh! Okay.
- You did a great job!
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Thanks, Richard, for the guiding.
I was happy.
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- Yeah, thank you.
- All right, come on.
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I'll just sit here
for a little bit now, just...
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- TONI: You look a little bit down, now.
- Yeah, uh, yeah, do you know...
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Just gonna sit here for a minute.
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(BLEEP)
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HAMMOND: We now come to possibly
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one of the most important aspects
of the car in cinema.
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(CAR ENGINE ROARING ON TV)
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And that is quite simply, noise.
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Now you may be familiar
with the film, Bullitt.
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Every petrol head in the known world is
familiar with the car chase in Bullitt.
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Probably the most famous car chase ever!
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(TYRES SCREECHES ON TV)
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Yeah, now for commercial reasons,
we can't actually show you a clip
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but it's okay because Hammond and 1
are watching it right now.
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Now, when that chase was shot,
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Steve McQueen insisted
that there should be no music over it,
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just the engine noise.
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But then before the film came out,
he got cold feet
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and he showed it to the famous producer,
Quincy Jones, and said,
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"Have 1 got this wrong?"
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And Quincy Jones said, "No. No music."
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And that's how the greatest car chase
of all time ended up how it did.
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Yeah, that sort of brings us
to the point of this section.
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There is no music on this car chase
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because the engines of the cars
themselves sounded so excellent.
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So if you were to reshoot the famous
Bullitt car chase today,
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using cars on sale today,
which ones would you choose, eh?
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MAY: This is the shortlist
we have assembled.
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They may look and be exotic,
fast beautiful and expensive
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but they are here for one reason.
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They all make an incredible noise.
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(ENGINES ROARING)
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Viz, V10, V8,
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straight-six, flat-six...
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All the best internal combustion
instruments are gathered here.
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(ENGINES ROARING)
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That's what our musicians sound like
playing as an orchestra.
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Now let's hear them playing solo.
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Yeah, we'll take each car, one by one,
and then whittle them down
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until we have
the best sounding goodie car
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and the best sounding baddie car.
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HAMMOND: And we begin with this.
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The Aston Martin V12.
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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(ROARING)
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(REVVING)
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(IMITATES ENGINE ROARING)
That is a good effort. Come on!
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Now, there is a 6-litre V12,
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510 brake horsepower.
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And for something
as powering such a pedigree car,
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it does have a rather
working class background.
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It's actually two Mondeo V6s
sort of welded together.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(LAUGHS)
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HAMMOND: Right. That's the opening
salvo fired by Britain.
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Let's see what James has got.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Yes, it's another 6-litre V12.
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But this time it is the work
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of the Ferrari opera company
of Modena. Here we go.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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And there it is.
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Its huge bosoms
heaving during its solo aria,
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the 599 GTB.
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611 horsepower,
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a red line at 8,500.
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(GRUNTS)
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Now Ferrari take
this whole engine noise business
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very, very seriously.
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They like to talk about the third
and sixth harmonics,
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which are the nice ones
in a V12 like this is.
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Now, I tried to explain all this
to Hammond
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and he threatened to kick my head in.
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But in fact, Ferrari are being musicians
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at the most scientific
and arithmetic level.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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It's all to do with the noble points
of the frequency.
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What it means is that
there are certain points...
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HAMMOND: And thank you for that!
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Okay, we will stick with the Italians
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but lose James
and a couple of cylinders
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because now we're dropping down
to the V10s.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Oh! Oh!
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- Actually, it's a v10,
-(TYRES SQUEALING)
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because hardly anyone uses them
these days.
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And if there is to be only one,
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then it's only fitting
that it should be the one in this.
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The Lamborghini Gallardo
LP 570-4 Performante.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(SCREAMS)
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It's angry! It's spiteful.
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This is not the sound of the cavalry
coming to your rescue.
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This is the sound
of a whole host of monsters
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coming over the hill to kill you.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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MAY: And now,
we've dropped two more cylinders.
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- But that's not such a big loss
-(TYRES SQUEALING)
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especially in this car.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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The magnificent Ferrari 458 Italia.
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570 horsepower for a 4.5-litre V8.
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That gives a 127 horsepower per litre
which is actually a record
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for an non-turbocharged
or supercharged engine.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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- And it revs to 9,000.
-(REVVING)
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It's a very brittle sound.
It's very harsh.
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It's like the violinist
has his fingers right up the fingerboard
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close to the bow, the high notes...
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HAMMOND: Oh, God!
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MAY: Now, it's time to talk about
one of the most famous movie cars
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of all time.
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Yes, and we refer, of course,
to the Aston Martin DB5
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which James Bond drove in Goldfinger.
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The first time, really,
that we were introduced to this idea
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of a special spy car
stuffed with gadgets.
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Yeah, now,
obviously for financial reasons,
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we can't actually show you the film
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but we're watching it now.
And if you've got it on DVD,
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the bit you're after
is about 46 minutes in
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and James Bond is having
a heck of a time in it in his car,
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firing people out of ejector seats
and spilling oil all over the place.
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- It's tremendous stuff.
- It is, yeah.
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The thing is we've been doing
some research into this.
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And we reckon it's possible for you
to actually have one of your own.
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A lot more easily and cheaply
than you might imagine.
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(GUNSHOTS ON TV)
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Yes, the word "cheaply” has quite a
bearing on what Hammond said just then.
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Because if you actually do want
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your own Aston Martin DB5 like the one
James Bond drove in Goldfinger,
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all stuffed with the latest spy gadgets,
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then, really, you're gonna have to
forget the "Aston Martin DB5" bit of it.
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- Yeah.
- But once you've accepted that,
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then the whole world of exotic
and exciting automobiles
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opens up before you in the classifieds.
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Stuff like this.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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HAMMOND: This is a Range Rover
which we picked up for just £2,800.
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Some £297,000 less than what you'd pay
for a classic DB5 today.
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And it gets better.
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Because you don't need
the enormous resources of Q-Branch
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or Her Majesty's government
to equip your car
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with all the latest James Bond style
spy gadgets.
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We can show you how to do that
for much less.
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Absolutely. And 1 shall now
guide you through phase one
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of our Bond on a Budget Handy Hints.
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HAMMOND:
So let's get straight down to business
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with armoured protection.
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And for just a few hundred pounds,
I've come up with this.
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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For a start, I've armoured the body here
with a steel plate
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designed to withstand
all small arms fire on the market.
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-(KNOCKING)
- And that includes
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protection to the wheels down there.
Just be careful on full lock.
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Then to disguise the armour plating
from prying eyes,
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I've broken up the profile
and changed the shape
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using these discreet sandbags.
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Then we move on to glass protection.
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Now, there are a lot of very expensive
polycarbonates on the market,
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but for a lot less,
you can do what I have done here.
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Basically side windows
bought from a scrap yard
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glued together with bathroom sealant.
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And I'll vouch
there is nothing in a terrorist arsenal
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that can get through that lot.
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Now, one last important point on budget.
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1 have managed to save money
in all sorts of places here
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and that's good but 1 really could only
afford to armour one side.
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So in a terrorist attack situation
it's very important you remember,
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always try
and get them to attack this side.
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HAMMOND: Our Bond car will be tested
by live weapons fire
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at this armoured car testing facility,
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deep in the heart
of the Welsh countryside.
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Okay, so the performance
has suffered a bit
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and the handling.
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And the visibility isn't brilliant,
if I'm brutally honest.
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But at least you'll get
where you're going in one piece.
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So long as they always shoot
at this side here.
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With the Bond car in place,
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I decided to go
for an extra tough armour test.
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Now normally, here at this firing range,
when they test armoured cars,
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they use 7.62 millimetre bullets
like this one.
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(GUN COCKING)
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But I'm not gonna bother with these.
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I'm so confident in my armoured plating
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that I'm gonna up the stakes
and ask the shooting guys to use these,
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.50 calibre.
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These things are the Manchester United
of bullets.
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They can travel at around
3000 feet per second
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and stop anything in their path.
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But let's see
if they're any kind of a match
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for the Top Gear James Bond
Range DB5 Rover.
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(GUN COCKING)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(METAL CLANKING)
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(SANDBAG BURSTING)
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(GUN COCKING)
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(SANDBAG BURSTING)
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(METAL CLANKING)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(METAL CLATTERING)
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The car's holding up quite well.
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(BURSTING)
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The wall, not so.
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(GUNSHOTS)
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Oh, God!
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(RUMBLING)
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(RUMBLING)
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00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,600
Oh!
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00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,360
1 might have spoiled their range a bit.
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(GUNSHOT)
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HAMMOND: My scrap yard glass system
hadn't fared too well either.
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But on the plus side,
the steel plate had held up nicely.
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Now, let's see If it starts.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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Obviously it's very important
that you carry a face mask with you
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because following a terrorist attack
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there will be a lot of glass dust
around in the car
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and that's nasty stuff.
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And some big gloves as well.
Right, let's see.
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(DEEP SIGH)
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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Oh, yeah! And the windscreen wipers!
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-(CAR BEEPING)
-'Cause this is...
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This is very James Bond indeed.
1 don't know what that beep is.
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Oh! I've got a bulb failure.
Never mind, let's go home.
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(CELEBRATORY MUSIC PLAYING)
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HAMMOND: Now we come to a very important
part of the cinema process,
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celebrating the works
of the unsung hero.
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You know how it goes.
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They show the Oscars on telly
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and you see the awards
for Best Actor and Best Film
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and then at the end,
sort of in a rush, they say,
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(IN A DEEP VOICE) "Oh, yeah,
there's this man and this woman
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00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,160
"and they did the wardrobe or something.
And they get an award as well."
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00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,440
And their efforts just go unrecognised.
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00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,680
They never get a look in.
Don't take my word for it
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because I am privileged to be joined
by E.T. Director Steven Spielberg.
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00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,400
Steven, you are a great one
for making sure
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that the people behind the scenes
get recognised.
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00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,640
Would you agree that their efforts
often go unrewarded?
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00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,800
Yeah.
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00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:49,240
Thank you. And you see the thing is,
it is exactly the same with cars.
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HAMMOND:
The star cars get all the attention
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and enjoy a nice life
in a lovely museum.
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00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,640
But what about the backstage vehicles?
The unsung heroes?
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Who cares about them?
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Well, we do.
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And today we're gonna give them each
their seven minutes of fame
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through the crucible of motorsport.
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We've assembled a grid
of movie location vehicles
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and now they'll get the chance
to be the stars of the show
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-by taking part in a race.
-(FLY BUZZING)
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So let's meet the nominees
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in the inaugural Top Gear Vehicles
You Don't See in Films Very Often
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Because They're Not Actually on Camera
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But That Doesn't Necessarily Mean
They Should Just Be Forgotten Race.
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The first aid ambulance
for mending film stars
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when stunts go wrong.
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- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- The catering truck
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which tirelessly tours the film set
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bringing welcome food poisoning
to weary cameramen.
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00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,800
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- The Portaloo delivery lorry
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which brings relief to those cameramen
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when the food poisoning takes hold
and they need a poo.
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00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,520
The stretch limo which ferries the stars
in discreet anonymity
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to and from the film set.
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00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,040
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- The luxurious Winnebago
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in which they can relax
and throw tantrums
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in between saying things to a camera.
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- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- And last but not least,
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the special effects pyrotechnics van,
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without which all those explosive scenes
in Die Hard or Lethal Weapon,
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00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,680
wouldn't be that explosive.
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00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,880
So those are the vehicles
and this is where they'll be racing.
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The Arena Raceway in Essex
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which was used recently as the location
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00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,240
for the jaw dropping battle scenes
In Avatar.
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00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,480
Now to do these machines justice,
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we need drivers who can extract
the maximum performance from them
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00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,280
whilst at the same time
retaining the utmost respect
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00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,360
for each vehicle
and indeed what it stands for.
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00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,960
That's why we've gone for these chaps.
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00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,600
Touring car legend, Tom Chilton.
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00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,720
Touring car legend, Gordon Sheddon.
480
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,960
Touring car legend, Matt Neal.
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00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,800
Touring car legend, Anthony Reid.
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00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,680
Touring car legend, Mat Jackson.
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00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,560
And while these mature
and sensible drivers
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settled into their vehicles,
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I took charge of the pyrotechnics van.
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00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,120
(ENGINE REVVING)
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00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,440
(ENGINE REVVING)
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Now all of the vehicles on the grid
are rear-wheel drive,
489
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,200
apart from the ambulance, that's front.
490
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,560
(ENGINE REVVING)
491
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,280
I'm not sure if that has any bearing
on anything today, really.
492
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,880
(ENGINE REVVING)
493
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,480
1 should just say,
494
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:53,040
this whole event is very much a tribute
to all of these vehicles.
495
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,280
So 1 have, as ever, issued instructions
496
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,800
that there is to be absolutely
no contact, whatsoever.
497
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,840
Especially with my fully laden
explosives truck.
498
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,280
(ENGINE REVVING)
499
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,840
(ENGINE REVVING)
500
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,240
(ENGINE REVVING)
501
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,520
Three.
502
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,160
Two.
503
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,760
One.
504
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,920
(ENGINES ROARING)
505
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,120
Action!
506
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,680
Yes, we are off!
507
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,400
Oh! Look at it, all of them,
508
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,680
stars in their own rights.
509
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,480
Wow! That things has got legs!
510
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,520
Shutting the door on me. (LAUGHS)
511
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,320
Who'd have thought the motor home
would be a tactical player.
512
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,840
Sadly, predictably,
the touring car drivers
513
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,560
quickly forgot about my no contact rule.
514
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,600
(METAL CLANKING)
515
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,320
(GLASS SMASHING)
516
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,560
(TYRES SCREECHING)
517
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,800
(TYRES SCREECHING)
518
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,640
(GLASS SHATTERING)
519
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,320
-(THUDS)
- That's... Ah! (LAUGHS)
520
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,520
Oh, my God! Where's the limo...
521
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,960
-(THUDDING)
-(SCREAMS)Tony, my van is full of bombs!
522
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,040
(TYRES SCREECHING)
523
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,080
Yeah, it's pretty intense.
They play pretty hard
524
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,960
when they're finally
given the chance to do so.
525
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,120
Toilets!
526
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,880
(THUDDING)
527
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,280
-(AMBULANCE SIREN BLARING)
- The ambulance is...
528
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,680
Oh, no!
529
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,840
The limo! He's just a lunatic.
530
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,360
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
531
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,520
(BOTTLES CLINKING)
532
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,280
Oh!
533
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,200
There are lavatories everywhere now!
534
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,680
(METAL SCREECHING)
535
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,040
(GLASS SHATTERING)
536
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,360
Three laps in
and we had our first casualty.
537
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,720
(METAL CLANKING)
538
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,960
Oh, God! 1 think the motor home
has retired hurt.
539
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,440
Yeah, oh, no! Don't!
540
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,920
-(THUDS)
-(SCREAMS) I'm full of explosives!
541
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,440
Oh, God! Something's fallen out.
542
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,240
Oh!
543
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,520
(SCREAMS)
544
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,160
This is becoming more and more... Oh!
545
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,640
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
546
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,840
Big back slap from the catering truck.
547
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,720
(CHAIN RATTLING)
548
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,400
(TYRES SCREECHING)
549
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,360
Oh! The toilet truck
has spun out completely.
550
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,360
But despite the increasing carnage,
551
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,920
-(TYRE SCREECHES)
-a clear winner was not yet emerging.
552
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,400
So it was with great reluctance
553
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,480
that I instructed the drivers
to turn-up the wick.
554
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,840
(SCREAMING)
Oh, no! I'm being sandwiched!
555
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,160
-(CRASHING)
- Oh! Oh, it's full of explosives!
556
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,400
We'll all be killed!
557
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,840
(THUDDING)
558
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,120
(CRASHING)
559
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,800
Oh! Big scrap between the limousine
and the catering truck there.
560
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,600
(TYRES SQUEALING)
561
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,240
(THUDDING)
562
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,400
(GLASS SHATTERING)
563
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,920
Hey, they're having fun.
They don't get to very often.
564
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,640
(AMBULANCE SIREN BLARING)
565
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,440
(WHOOSHING)
566
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,560
(AMBULANCE SIREN BLARING)
567
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,000
-(SIREN STOPS)
- Oh! The ambulance is out.
568
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,880
We're whittling down
the unsung heroes now.
569
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,480
Now, it was a three way sprint
570
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,920
between the pyro van, the lavatory van
and in the lead, the loony limo.
571
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,840
(SCREAMS)
572
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,280
It was all looking good
for the limo on the final lap,
573
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,840
until the lavatory truck took revenge.
574
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,880
(THUDS)
575
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,040
(CLANKING)
576
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,280
(THUDDING)
577
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,440
-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
- Yes, the limo is out. (LAUGHS)
578
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,720
And then in the closing second,
the pyrotechnics truck took the lead.
579
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,040
It's gonna have its moment.
I am gonna win!
580
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,520
(LAUGHS)
581
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,120
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah!
582
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,520
That is a win for the pyrotechnics van,
583
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,120
and 1 for one, am delighted for it.
584
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,920
Oh, God!
585
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:49,320
MAY: Now back to our James Bond
Aston Range Martin Rover.
586
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,760
And while Hammond has been away
testing its armour protection,
587
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,600
I have been working on something
altogether more highbrow.
588
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,960
This is the Aston Martin Vanquish,
589
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,680
the one used by Pierce Brosnan
in his final Bond film, Die Another Day.
590
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,920
In that film,
591
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,680
Q gave the car one of his most
impressive gadgets of all,
592
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,080
body panels that could
make the car invisible.
593
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,720
Now, you might think that was just
a director's flight of fancy,
594
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,120
a sort of licence to do what you like.
595
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,840
But I'm not so sure, you see.
596
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:31,040
I think using skills we have
at the Top Gear technology centre,
597
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,160
1 could make our car disappear.
598
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,080
Just as soon as Hammond
makes it reappear here on the set.
599
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,040
And in fact, here he is now.
600
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,320
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
601
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,880
- Hello.
-(GRUNTS) Hello.
602
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,520
- How did it go then?
- Yeah, do you know, very well.
603
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,640
- Really?
- Yes.
604
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,320
- Is it bullet-proof?
- Largely, yes.
605
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,680
Anyway, can you hand it over
'cause 1 wanna go
606
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,520
and try out my invisibility idea?
607
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,720
- What? Invisibility?
- Yeah, make it disappear.
608
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,160
- Disappearing car.
- Yeah, mate, you're getting this
609
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,080
mixed up with Harry Potter and
that thing the Klingons do, cloaking.
610
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,840
We're talking
about real world stuff here.
611
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,120
MAY: 1 can see that.
612
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,120
HAMMOND: James insisted it would work
613
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,360
and soon he was ready
for a demonstration.
614
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,480
It could be driving out now.
615
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,560
It could be parked behind me
and you would...
616
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,200
Oh, no, there it is now.
617
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Yeah.
618
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,440
(BEEPING)
619
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,160
What? What's that on the side?
620
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,640
Well, this is... This is embarrassing.
621
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,680
- James!
- Behold if you will,
622
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,040
the invisible Bond car.
623
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,960
Well, that's the problem.
1 am beholding it quite plainly.
624
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,400
It's not activated yet.
625
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,720
- Come over. Come and see how it works.
- Oh, what... Oh, really.
626
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,400
Really? Well, I can see everything.
That's the problem.
627
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,080
Oh, no, 1 just, oh, bumped into it!
628
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,520
- I didn't see it.
- Come on.
629
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,280
Right, look.
On the other side of the Bond car
630
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,960
-are televisions.
- Yes.
631
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,200
- An array of big televisions.
- Right.
632
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,200
On this side, this is the clever bit.
This is a camera, okay,
633
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,760
which is pointing out there
and set to see what you'd see,
634
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,720
looking if the car wasn't there.
635
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,360
And then that picture
is displayed on the telly
636
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,320
so that from that side,
the car isn't there.
637
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,840
- I get the theory.
- No, it's good, it's brilliant.
638
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,440
Go and stand over there.
I'll turn the camera on
639
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,680
-and the car will disappear.
- Okay.
640
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,960
Okay. I'm ready to be amazed.
641
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,600
- Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
642
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,960
- MAY: Disappeared!
-(CAMERA CLICKS ON)
643
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,120
(LAUGHING)
644
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,680
- Yeah, well, I wouldn't guess it.
- What do you think of it?
645
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,120
I wouldn't guess that you were a spy,
I'll grant you that.
646
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,360
- Oh, hang on. That's wrong.
- Oh, yes, evidently!
647
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,720
MAY: Hold on.
648
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,440
It's still there. I can see the...
649
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,960
The test card's gone
but you're still there, mate, clearly.
650
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,240
(BUZZING)
651
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,080
(LAUGHS)
652
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,760
- No!
- It's gone.
653
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,480
If you're standing
in the right place, yeah,
654
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,240
and if you line it up.
655
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:10,000
If it was parked amongst a massive crowd
of electronic scoreboards
656
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,800
and 1 was hideously drunk,
657
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,040
for a moment
1 might not realise this is a car
658
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,680
with some televisions stuck to it.
659
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,720
Look, it's a prototype.
It needs a bit of refinement.
660
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,240
- But, come on, as an idea?
- It's...
661
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,360
Does it work when it's moving
or is it only stationary?
662
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,800
Well, of course it works
when it's moving.
663
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,120
I'm not Tracey Emin.
664
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,320
- Go on now. Let's see it on the move.
- Right.
665
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,760
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
666
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,000
I'm coming now,
in case you can't see me.
667
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,080
That's brilliant, mate.
1 can't see you at all!
668
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,880
That might be
because I'm behind the trees.
669
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,240
Here 1 come now. Can you see me?
1 bet you can't.
670
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,480
(GENERATOR WHIRRING)
671
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,160
Oh, James, 1 mean,
it is sort of working.
672
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,640
You're kind of invisible-ish.
673
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,280
The only thing is 1 can see the trailer
that you're pulling.
674
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,400
Oh, the thing about
the trailer is that's the generator
675
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,600
because the televisions actually
zap quite a lot of juice.
676
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,240
HAMMOND: Well, you need televisions
to cover the trailer then.
677
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,880
MAY: (OVER RADIO)
Yeah, I need to, that exactly.
678
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,840
1 need to make the trailer
invisible as well.
679
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,320
Yes, so what you're going to need then
680
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,640
is another trailer
to power those tellies
681
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,960
The thing could end up
hundreds of miles long.
682
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,600
MAY: Listen, it's early days.
683
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,200
Stop picking faults
and just look and marvel
684
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,240
at how you can't see the car.
685
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,000
Now I'm gonna get on
with my ejector seat.
686
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,560
HAMMOND:
But before I do that
687
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:39,200
James and I must complete our quest
to find the best engine noise.
688
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,040
Yeah, now, if you bought
a pirate copy of this DVD
689
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,840
from a dodgy market stall
690
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,280
and the first half is just a lot
of fuzzy white snow stuff,
691
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,800
then here's what's happening.
692
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,640
The car chase in Bullitt
693
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:56,080
arguably the greatest car chase ever
committed to film, has no music on it,
694
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,200
just great engine noises.
695
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,160
So, what cars on sale today, make
the best engine noise for a car chase?
696
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:08,120
We've already tried a V12 Ferrari
and a V12 Aston, a V10 Lambo,
697
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,200
a V8 Ferrari and now we continue
with the V8's with this...
698
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,880
(ENGINE ROARING)
699
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,880
HAMMOND: T7his is the Jaguar XKR-S.
With 550 horses,
700
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,240
it's the most powerful production car
Jaguar have ever made.
701
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,960
That's not the noise a goodie makes.
702
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,320
It's not a symphony, that is
just a mugging in a backstreet.
703
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,680
On my eardrums.
704
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,200
(TYRES SCREECHING)
705
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:48,120
Mind you, there's something
very motorsport-y about it.
706
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:53,760
With that little hint of super charger,
that makes it honest.
707
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,440
It's not what you would see a baddie
pulling up in outside his casino.
708
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,880
MAY: But you might find him
pulling up in this.
709
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,000
The V8 powered
710
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,800
Mercedes CLS 63 AMG.
711
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,080
And it's a prowling car.
I'll explain what I mean.
712
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,560
In Bullitt, before the car chase proper
starts, the cars prowl around there,
713
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,280
sniffing each other out
around the backstreets
714
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,640
and they make this sinister rumble.
Here it is.
715
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,680
Just having a look.
716
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,120
Just seeing if 1 fancy a bit of a scrap.
717
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,600
Then when it decides it does
want a bit of trouble...
718
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,640
(REVVING LOUDLY)
719
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,440
(EXCLAIMING)
720
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,920
(TYRES SCREECHING)
721
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,000
See, AMG are very good at this.
722
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,120
They, like Ferrari, take the business
of sound very seriously,
723
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,960
but, they're after a different effect.
724
00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:01,200
It's not the operatic
histrionics, they want that grumble,
725
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,120
that grunt from the big bloke
who never says much down the pub.
726
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,520
That concludes the V8s and now the 6s.
727
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,720
Starting with the Flat 6 of
the Porsche 911 GT3 RS.
728
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,600
(ENGINE ROARING)
729
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,680
Oh, listen to that!
Four litre, 493 brake horse power.
730
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,800
Naturally aspirated Flat 6.
731
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,080
Now, as you may know, 1 championed
This car on our trip across the States
732
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,560
and I do like a Porsche.
733
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,920
So, yeah, there is bias here.
734
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,120
This is a result of decades of honing
735
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,520
and tweaking and
perfecting and I love that!
736
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,840
MAY: I asked for a Straight-6
to be included in the line up.
737
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,960
But I never expected to get this.
738
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,160
This is the very rare,
739
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:14,200
very expensive, £500,000,
740
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,640
very beautiful Eagle E-Type Speedster.
741
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,320
It also makes an excellent noise.
742
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,320
(ENGINE ROARING)
743
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,240
Very mechanical.
And then listen when I change.
744
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,440
-(ENGINE RUMBLING)
- Hop, hop, hop. Yeah!
745
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,120
Absolutely glorious.
746
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,040
But it's still an old school noise.
747
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,400
And for that reason 1 think,
This must be a goodie car.
748
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,320
1 just can't see an evil villain with
he word Von in his name
749
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,760
driving this.
750
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,640
MAY: Right, that completes
our look at the front runners.
751
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,600
It's now time to start
whittling them down.
752
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,160
I think there's just
too much salt in the 599.
753
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,280
I think you're thinking of MasterChef,
this is more...
754
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,680
- I don't know what to do with this.
- This is more like The X Factor.
755
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,520
- Yeah?
- Erm, yeah.
756
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,320
HAMMOND: Our discussion was intense
and when edited down,
757
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,800
actually quite nonsensical.
758
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,520
- It's a psychopath.
- Yeah?
759
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,160
1 mean it could just...
760
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,760
It's a sort of Radio 4 nod...
761
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,720
(IMITAING CAR ENGINE)
762
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,600
The detective sits there
and contemplates
763
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,200
how his wife doesn't understand him.
764
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,600
Pouncing, you know when Kato
jumps out of the fridge?
765
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,120
HAMMOND: Eventually we
whittled the list down to four.
766
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,640
Mechanical noise from the Porsche, good.
767
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,800
Frantic noise from the Lambo, excellent.
768
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,800
Sophisticated and variable
noise from the Aston, good.
769
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,160
Lovely mechanical noise
from the Straight-6.
770
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,880
That would have to be...
771
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,160
Does it sound good to us
"cause we're nostalgic maybe?
772
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,520
Yeah, and is that affecting our
judgement of it...
773
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,640
It is.
774
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,320
- Would it be a baddie's car?
- No.
775
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,880
The Porsche noise is as old really
as the Straight-6 noise.
776
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,200
- It's very distinctive.
- So, we've got a V12 and V10.
777
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,760
I'm sort of inclined
to get rid of the Aston...
778
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,840
You might regret that
because of the valves
779
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,960
which I know were a bit artificial.
780
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,800
Well, we've done it, we have a decision.
The phone lines are now closed.
781
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,640
- I don't think we had any phone lines.
- No.
782
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:29,560
No, we didn't. Well, if we had had
phone lines and they'd been open,
783
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,440
they would now be closed
and we have a decision.
784
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,840
Yes, we do. The best baddie car,
785
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,880
with the best engine noise is,
786
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,640
for its fractiousness and
its psychopathic nature,
787
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:47,280
the Lamborghini Gallardo
LP 570-4 Perfomante.
788
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,200
Yeah! And the car with
the best noise for a goodie,
789
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,360
with its honest, mechanical rattle,
honed over the decades
790
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,360
from its Flat 6 is the Porsche GT3 RS.
791
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,800
Yeah, you see!
792
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,800
The purity to the noise of this,
it could only ever have been the goodie.
793
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,640
Oh, yeah, I think we've
got this absolutely right.
794
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,520
This car sounds a bit nasty.
795
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,760
Isn't it funny how the cars have made
the appropriate noises
796
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,960
actually look right,
that Lambo looks villainous.
797
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,280
(IN MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT)
For you, Mr Hammond, the DVD is over.
798
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,840
MAY: Ana' now it's time to revisit
a classic Top Gear failure.
799
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,240
1 realise of course,
that doesn't narrow it down very much.
800
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,800
So, here's a quick reminder of a film
we made a couple of seasons ago,
801
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,160
when we tried to replicate
the famous car barrel roll
802
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:04,240
from the Bond film,
The Man with the Golden Gun.
803
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,800
And can 1 apologise for the hare,
hen and now.
804
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,960
MAY: In this film we instructed
Top Gear's stuntman
805
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,800
to leave the comfort of his luxury home
806
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,200
and use this MG Maestro to re-enact
the famous Man with the Golden Gun roll.
807
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:30,960
Following my many complex calculations,
a huge pair of ramps were constructed.
808
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,960
Ana' Top Gear stuntman was briefed,
by me, about the exact approach speed.
809
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,240
MAY: That's excellent,
1 think we've got it.
810
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,640
He then set off down the runway
and into the history books.
811
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,880
Straight into the chapter
marked total failure.
812
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,760
And just to show you how bad
that failure was,
813
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,160
let's see it again from several
gratuitous angles.
814
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:41,080
So, there you are, the trickiest car
stunt in the known movie universe.
815
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:45,000
And why it's the trickiest car stunt in
the known movie universe.
816
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,440
However, Top Gear stuntman
is made of sterner stuff.
817
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,880
And he's also, I'm afraid, quite stupid.
818
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:56,720
So, when we said, "Could you do
That again?" He said "Yes, 1 could.”
819
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,600
This time we gave him a white Maestro,
820
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,520
and I don't know, but it
seemed to make all the difference.
821
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,960
Yes! He's done it!
822
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,560
And as we watch it again from
several celebratory angles
823
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,680
it just remains for me to say,
"Take that, Roger Moore!”
824
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,080
HAMMOND: But now we must return to
our track and do some more good work
825
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,560
for cinema loving petrol heads.
826
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,800
What 1 want to explore through a mixture
of philosophical discussion
827
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,680
and burning rubber is this, if certain
movies and TV shows of the past
828
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,120
were to be remade today
for the very first time,
829
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,240
what cars would they feature
from the stuff being made today?
830
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:15,440
So, let's audition a few
on our tarmac casting couch.
831
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,960
And to get the ball rolling,
we'll start with Bullitt.
832
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,400
As we all know in the original film
833
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,960
Steve McQueen drove a 1968 Ford Mustang.
834
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,560
And if that film were
updated for the 21st century,
835
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,840
I believe he would drive,
836
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,880
a Mustang.
837
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,200
But only this one. The BOSS 302.
838
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,040
Because this is Mustang royalty.
839
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,600
Or whatever the equivalent
is in America of royalty.
840
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,960
It's a Mustang. It's a presidential
Must... That doesn't sound right.
841
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,920
The original BOSS 302 was
842
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,440
a special version
built for Trans-Am racing.
843
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,480
And now that the name
has been resurrected,
844
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,400
it can't just be used for anything.
845
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,480
So, quite rightly this is
the fastest Mustang ever.
846
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,720
Five litre V8, producing
444 brake horse power.
847
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,760
0 to 60 in about four seconds.
848
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,680
It's also ridiculously cheap.
£35,000.
849
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,080
For this sum, Detective Bullitt
850
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,560
would have got a car
with 19 inch wheels,
851
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,320
quite a shout-y body kit,
852
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,600
a stiffened up suspension
and most important of all, this.
853
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,120
This is the key.
854
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,280
Slot this device in here, turn it and
you can start the car and drive it away.
855
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,760
But, if you go for the ultra hard
Laguna Seca version,
856
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:55,160
you get a second key, this one.
This is the track day key.
857
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:59,160
Use this one and it alters
200 engine management parameters.
858
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,560
It's like a redneck's Veyron. So,
859
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,240
just listening to make sure all
200 changes have happened.
860
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,480
1 mean, how would you know?
861
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,960
Now, in the original Bullitt film,
the Mustang was tested to the limit
862
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,360
in a legendary car chase
against a Dodge Charger.
863
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,800
So, we should really have
a bit of a chase here too.
864
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,280
Let's make this thing put
its money where its mouth is.
865
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,480
But not against a Charger,
we'll put it up against one of
866
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,000
Top Gear's favourite muscle cars.
867
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,880
The latest version of the Vauxhall VXR8.
868
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:45,960
(WHOOPING)
869
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,440
The Vauxhall's got a bigger engine,
6.2 litre V8,
870
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:02,040
but then it is 200 kilograms heavier
than the BOSS.
871
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,640
He's all over me. 1 can't...
872
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,640
This is the best handling of
the modern Mustangs I've ever driven
873
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:15,280
but then there was quite
a lot of room for improvement.
874
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,400
1 meant that.
875
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,040
1 meant that to happen that then.
That's what 1 wanted to do.
876
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,080
HAMMOND: Come on!
877
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,560
Once the Vauxhall was ahead,
it stayed ahead.
878
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,520
Well, I think by science
and due consideration
879
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,360
we have come to
the only conclusion we can
880
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:45,240
which is that, the VXRS8 is faster.
So if Bullit were remade today,
881
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,680
Steve McQueen
would be driving a Vauxhall.
882
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,560
That doesn't sound right.
1 wouldn't watch that.
883
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,120
So, let us put this sadness behind us
884
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,520
and move quickly on to one of
the most famous cars in telly history.
885
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,080
Yes, it is KITT,
886
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,760
the amazing, indestructible talking car
from Knight Rider.
887
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,000
Now the original was based
on a Pontiac Trans-Am,
888
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,520
but if Knight Rider were
10 be remade today,
889
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,000
1 think we could do a bit
better than that.
890
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,640
Say hello to Richard Hammondhoff.
891
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:35,920
And the 21st century Knight Rider car,
the brand new Arash AF-10.
892
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,120
Unlike the Pontiac Trans-Am original,
the Arash is British.
893
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,920
The original KITT
also had flame throwers
894
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,480
and a thing that could throw bombs,
895
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,920
and it could talk,
this can't do any of those things yet.
896
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,280
But, I mean, come on, it's already
got a whole lot more
897
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,000
screen presence than
that shonky old Trans-Am.
898
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,640
I mean, look at it!
The credits are gonna look great!
899
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:07,160
The original Knight Rider car could
travel at 300 miles an hour as well
900
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,800
and this can't do that either.
901
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,800
However, it is fast.
902
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,160
0 to 60 in 3.4 seconds.
Top speed about 204 miles an hour.
903
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,840
Courtesy of a 7 litre V8.
904
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,280
(SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT)
905
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,960
Oh! It's like being inside an explosion.
906
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,040
(EXCLAIMING)
907
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,840
That's ferocious!
908
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,160
Hasselhoff's gonna
have to learn to shout.
909
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,680
MAY: We now return to our secret
spy car testing centre.
910
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,040
Where work continues with
our Bond car on a budget.
911
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:09,520
And now we come to really the Bond
signature gadget dish, the ejector seat.
912
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,880
To recap, in the film Goldfinger,
913
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,160
the villain is sitting in
the passenger seat of Bond's DB5
914
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,440
with a gun levelled at Bond's head.
915
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:22,400
And Bond presses a thing somewhere,
the roof opens, the seat flies out
916
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,480
and the villain is just
ejected into oblivion.
917
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,320
Well, now, 1 have fitted this car
with a similar device.
918
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:33,000
Achieved for an awful lot less
than the original ejector seat cost.
919
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,840
- So, James, are you ready for this?
- No.
920
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:40,920
Do you think a baddie is going to
nonchalantly climb into this seat
921
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,320
when it says on it quite clearly,
"Pull to eject.”
922
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,680
You see, that's a cunning double bluff
923
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,000
because they'll think,
"That can't be an ejector seat,
924
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,480
"it says ejector seat on it!"
But, in actual fact, it is.
925
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,840
All right, so we need a demonstration,
926
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,120
I've arranged for a Bond type villain
to get In,
927
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,200
so if you'd like to... See, look, Jaws.
928
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,800
- Jaws-ish.
- MAY: Laurel and Hardy.
929
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,680
Yes, maybe. In you get. Yeah,
you see you're gonna be the villain.
930
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,760
Don't pull that lever yet, okay.
931
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,920
- Erm...
- He's gonna say that's another fine
932
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,400
ejector seat you got me into.
933
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,720
Quite possibly. So, if we're ready
let's get the button and retreat.
934
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,880
Perhaps a bit further.
A bit further maybe. Bit further.
935
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,600
Okay, now don't worry this is
just a test so when 1 hit this button
936
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,840
there's a tiny charge,
the roof will fly off,
937
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,200
and your chair will pop up six inches.
Something like that, you'll be safe.
938
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,320
Erm, right, here we go!
939
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400
-(MAN SCREAMING)
- Oh!
940
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,040
Yeah, he's...
The roof was supposed to come off.
941
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,520
- I would have guessed that.
- Yeah.
942
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,440
I don't think it's gone well.
Is he all right?
943
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,720
- I think he might be cross.
- Hmm.
944
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,720
Time to return to the issue of
the car chase and in particular,
945
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,160
one very important aspect.
946
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,680
Handling. And the point is very well
illustrated in The Bourne Identity,
947
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,840
I'm watching it now.
948
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,480
Obviously for financial reasons
1 can't show you the actual film,
949
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:22,560
but if you have the DVD, the point
we're after is about 53 minutes in,
950
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,640
where young Jason Bourne
might only be a in a knackered old Mini
951
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,840
but he's still making a right minky out
of the baddies chasing him.
952
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,560
And that is simply because
of the car's superb handling.
953
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,760
So, the question is, "If you were to
find yourself being pursued by some sort
954
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,960
"of shady, covert organisation,
what is the best car to be in?"
955
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,640
Well let's not muck about
with a long shortlist.
956
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,440
Let's just deal with two
of the best handling on the market.
957
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,720
One of which has to be this.
958
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,480
(TYRES SCREECHING)
959
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,560
The Porsche Cayman R.
960
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,880
This car pops up in a Top Gear test
of a BMW 1M earlier this year.
961
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,920
But only in a drag race and that's
a shame because logic dictates
962
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,440
this should be a car with a grade A
in handlingonmics.
963
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,080
For starters, it's based on a car that
already corners superbly.
964
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,800
And this R version is 55kgs lighter
than any Cayman to date.
965
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,640
It costs £51,000 basic.
But add in sports exhaust,
966
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:33,880
ceramic brakes, Xenon headlamps
and you could get up to £60,000.
967
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,280
And the air conditioning is gone in
the interest of lightness which means,
968
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,800
if you do manage to evade the baddies,
your pits might be a bit whiffy.
969
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,320
But in this car however,
you'll stay mountain dew fresh.
970
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,720
This is a fully air conditioned BMW 1M
that set Jeremy's trousers on fire
971
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,240
in the last series.
In his view there's no fripperies here
972
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,720
it's just four seats and
four wheels, all wrapped up in
973
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,800
distilled essence of empire brilliance.
974
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:12,280
Like the Cayman R, it'll do 0 to 60
in just under five seconds.
975
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,680
But where as the Porsche
has a 3.4 litre flat 6,
976
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,200
this has a 3 litre,
twin turbo, Straight-6.
977
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,880
So, what we have here then,
978
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,560
are two evenly matched prizefighting
driving machines.
979
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,760
Now it's our job to find out which car
is best at keeping you alive
980
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,560
in a car chase against
some truly bad people.
981
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,920
This is the location we will be using.
982
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,120
An airfield with long straights,
983
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,880
run offs to dive down and
buildings to dart in between.
984
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,720
Perfect for representing
the ever changing scenarios
985
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,800
of a high speed pursuit.
986
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,240
And now, the baddies.
There are quite a lot of them.
987
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:03,880
As well as some rather handy looking
Honda Motocross bikes.
988
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,840
There's a 510 BHP Jaguar XKR,
989
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,760
a military grade QT Wildcat
990
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:17,400
a 15 tonne tank and
a Robinson R44 Helicopter.
991
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,840
Each of these machines will have
awesome paint ball firing capabilities.
992
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:28,280
It's my job to take each car and evade
all of this lot for three minutes.
993
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,200
At the end of that time the car with the
least number of paint ball hits will be
994
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:36,240
deemed the best handling.
It's simple, it's clear.
995
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:39,920
It's actually the way they test handling
at the Porsche and BMW factories.
996
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,360
First I'll take the BMW.
997
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,480
Hit the M button to sharpen
up the throttle response
998
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,680
and I think traction control off in case
we need to slide out of harm's way.
999
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,440
(SIRENS WAILING)
1000
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,480
(PAINT BALL GUNS FIRING)
1001
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,360
No! They're firing,
snipers on the roof.
1002
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,160
There are bikes behind me.
1003
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,800
Incoming! Ah! Ooh, straight to the
windscreen, that would have been fatal.
1004
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,520
Twin turbos of course, the perfect
engine for a chase situation.
1005
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,200
All the power you need, all the time.
1006
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,840
So, you don't just drift this car
around like a yob in a car park,
1007
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,520
you slide and you're still moving.
1008
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,920
It's so controllable.
Even for a numpty like me.
1009
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,400
(SCREAMING)
1010
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,400
Really good windscreen washing,
which surprisingly turns out to be
1011
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,280
a useful feature in a chase situation.
1012
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,040
Trouble here.
1013
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,760
1 have a Wildcat now, that's a worry.
1014
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,880
Look at the size of that
gun on top of the Wildcat.
1015
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,240
Incoming!
1016
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:01,040
Very quickly realise, this has some
life saving handling ability.
1017
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,640
It really is a proper point
and squirt little thing.
1018
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,040
Great, that's coming in.
1019
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,600
Try and drive through the woods.
1020
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,920
Ambush! Ambush!
1021
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,280
Whoa! A lot of hits there,
a lot of hits there.
1022
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,680
It might be 300 kilograms
heavier than the Porsche
1023
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,240
but it really can control that
so effectively.
1024
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,080
(EXCLAIMING)
1025
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:02,960
Finally, after three torturous minutes
the siren wailed and the test was over.
1026
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,120
Well, the final score for the BMW,
1027
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,360
it failed to evade 67 hits.
1028
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,440
Now it was time for the
Porsche to run the gauntlet.
1029
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,280
Let's see how we do.
1030
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,520
Charge! I mean, let the testing begin.
1031
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,960
(GUNS FIRING)
1032
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,520
Jinking left and right
down the alley way of death.
1033
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,680
Straight away you can feel
that 300 kilograms difference.
1034
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,960
No way can a bike keep up with that.
1035
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,440
Oh! Big hit!
1036
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,320
Windscreen washer's nowhere near as
good as the BM's, 1 can't see a thing!
1037
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,800
Oh!
1038
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,520
Sounds good. Not that that's any help
in this particular situation.
1039
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:08,840
Woah!
1040
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,200
You can change direction in this
thing like you're in a car too.
1041
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,520
It really is phenomenally gripping.
1042
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,200
But get it wrong and
it's not as forgiving as the BM.
1043
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,720
Come on!
1044
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,880
The air conditioning would be
quite nice now it's getting hot in here.
1045
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,040
There's the Wildcat! Oh!
Right up my chuff!
1046
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:45,080
That's got a very big gun on it.
1047
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,840
Taken a lot of hits from him,
that's not nice.
1048
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:52,880
Ah, missed.
1049
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,760
You didn't miss. No, neither did that,
that was a hit.
1050
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:03,360
It's just a hail of bullets,
the helicopter is very, very low.
1051
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:08,040
Oh, hang on, there is the siren.
There it goes.
1052
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,560
It was time to tot up
the scores on the doors
1053
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,920
and probably because of my spin,
1054
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,920
the Porsche sustains 79 hits.
1055
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,520
12 more than the BMW.
1056
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,000
Which means that, and
I'm surprised by this verdict.
1057
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,120
If you need to run
the gauntlet of baddies,
1058
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,160
the best handling car
for that very specific task is
1059
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,480
the BMW 1M.
1060
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,200
HAMMOND: Back once more
to our casting couch.
1061
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,720
Ana' now] must find
the perfect modern day car.
1062
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,680
That's assuming he doesn't want
our Range Rover for James Bond.
1063
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,680
Now Bond is as we all know most
associated with Astons.
1064
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,480
In fact he was still driving one,
a DBS in the last film.
1065
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:55,840
But, what if Astons didn't exist?
What would we put Bond in then?
1066
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:01,200
Well, he'd want something that
looked instantly British obviously.
1067
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,080
Which is why my first
suggestion would be,
1068
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,480
German.
1069
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,400
Specifically this, the Wiesmann MF5.
1070
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,920
Let me explain my logic.
1071
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,160
The Wiesmann actually looks more
British than all the British cars.
1072
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,520
That's because, the German chaps
who make it, the Wiesmann brothers,
1073
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:28,240
are so in love with old Jensens
and Healeys that they sort of
1074
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,480
see them through rose tinted spectacles.
1075
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,160
So this is shaped with real passion.
1076
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,800
Then there is
the question of exclusivity.
1077
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:42,720
And that's important because Bond is,
how should I put it, a bit of a snob
1078
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,960
probably doesn't shop at TK Maxx.
1079
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:49,440
He wants something
handmade and exclusive, which this is.
1080
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:55,120
£144,000, hand built and
it's built by German hands.
1081
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,040
So it won't let him down.
1082
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,880
And because it's made of fibreglass
and doesn't weigh much
1083
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,160
it's perfect for gunning up
the hairpins of the Alps.
1084
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,640
It's composed, it's powerful,
it's got control of itself,
1085
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,000
it kind of is Bond.
1086
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,400
Bond also likes and needs
on occasion, massive speed
1087
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,560
and Wiesmann delivers here too.
1088
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,920
Don't be fooled by
all these retro looks
1089
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:32,640
because moving this thing around is one
of the most modern engines in existence.
1090
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,600
BMW's twin turbo V8.
1091
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:41,960
But if speed is Bond's primary concern,
then perhaps he should look at this.
1092
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,600
The Noble M600.
1093
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,680
This car in maximum power mode
1094
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,880
has a better power to weight ratio
than a Bugatti Veyron.
1095
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,200
1 say maximum power mode because
1096
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,840
check out this James Bond
style gizmo down here.
1097
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,880
In road, you have 450 brake horse power,
1098
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:12,800
switch it into track and it adjusts
the boost on the turbos and you get 550.
1099
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,080
Put it in race, 650 brake horse power.
1100
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:21,880
Oh, my God!
1101
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,720
120, 130.
1102
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,400
150, oh, God, 1 mean,
it just keeps on going.
1103
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:37,760
In max power mode,
this thing will do 225.
1104
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,400
1 think that should be enough really.
1105
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:46,560
Admittedly it doesn't have the English
heritage feel of the Wiesmann,
1106
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:50,640
and you do get some Ford switchgear,
which is a bit of an ask for a car
1107
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,200
costing around £200,000.
1108
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,480
But there is one aspect that would
let Bond forgive it anything.
1109
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:07,040
And that is that
it's absolutely built for purpose.
1110
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:12,000
And that purpose is testing your skills
and nerve right up to the limit.
1111
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,480
I mean, it's bloody scary
but utterly wonderful.
1112
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,600
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
1113
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:33,320
There's absolutely nothing
to back you up, let you relax.
1114
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,320
You are absolutely on your own.
1115
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:39,600
There's no air bags,
no stability control, no ABS even.
1116
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,960
Bond would like this.
1117
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:51,240
It will remind him of skiing
in front of an avalanche
1118
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,040
with his nose being bitten by a crab.
1119
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,640
MAY: It's now time
to pay our final visit
1120
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,320
to the tower of
technological magnificence
1121
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,280
that is our Bond car on a budget.
1122
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:14,440
And here it is in all its £2,800 glory.
1123
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,200
And to it we have added
full armour protection.
1124
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,680
- On one side.
- On one side, yes.
1125
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:23,680
An excellent invisibility cloak
and a very powerful ejector seat,
1126
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,200
twinned with a surprisingly strong roof.
1127
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,920
Thanks you James, for that summary.
1128
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,720
Now, all of those devices are what you
might call defensive weapons,
1129
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,520
but the fact is a moment comes in
1130
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,920
any secret agent's daily work when they
must turn around and fight back.
1131
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:47,120
So, here we are driving along,
being pursued by some baddies.
1132
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,880
And you can always spot them in
a Christmas DVD such as this one,
1133
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:56,360
because they'll be driving
very cheap second hand cars.
1134
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:58,160
Rovers and Mondeos generally.
1135
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,680
That way we don't waste too much money
when they come to a sticky end.
1136
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,080
Here he comes now.
1137
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,120
- Is it a Rover?
- Yeah, Rover.
1138
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,160
Now, in his mind he's gonna be thinking
he's in for a nice day's work.
1139
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,960
Yeah, maybe shoot our tyres out
or spray us with machine gun fire
1140
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:17,320
-that sort of thing.
- But, not today, because...
1141
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,920
(EXCLAIMS)
1142
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,640
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
1143
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,080
Go on then, say it, as long as
I can do the next one.
1144
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,680
Shall I? All right then.
1145
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,200
He got a pretty warm reception.
1146
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:46,040
- Loving your work there, Agent Hammond.
- Thank you.
1147
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:50,200
Hang on a minute, Agent Hammond,
1148
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,440
1 can see from my monitor
that there's another one on our tail.
1149
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,200
- Mondeo.
- Yes, it is.
1150
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,720
Figured.
1151
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,040
He's holding back, you see,
because he thinks that way
1152
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,600
he'll avoid our flame thrower,
but that's not gonna help him.
1153
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:07,880
'Cause I'm going to deploy
our guided missile.
1154
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:16,880
And launch!
1155
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,600
Steering to target.
1156
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,400
- Oh, nice work!
- Yes!
1157
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,320
Ooh, hang on.
1158
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,240
- It's not stopping.
- That's got to hurt.
1159
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,240
All right, go on then.
1160
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,320
- That guy is on a bit of a roll.
- Nice work, Agent May.
1161
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,600
Thanks, Agent Hammond.
1162
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,680
And the threat of world domination
ends there.
1163
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,760
(BEEPING)
Oh, actually 1 wouldn't be too hasty
1164
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,680
-here comes another one.
- Oh, where?
1165
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,360
- Oh, look, is it a Saab?
- It is a Saab.
1166
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,080
Sophisticated for a villain.
1167
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,240
Do you think he's a graphic designer
with ambitions to end all humanity?
1168
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,640
An architect that's turned bad.
1169
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:21,240
Either way not a problem for us today
1170
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,600
because if 1 press this oil slick
dispensing device here...
1171
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,000
(WHIRRING)
1172
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,800
- Now he's a slippery customer.
- Nice!
1173
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,000
I'll finish him up with a
bit of flame thrower as well
1174
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,600
just to show him we mean business.
1175
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,040
There you go, eat that!
1176
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,880
I'm not sure you
should do that actually.
1177
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,320
We're frying tonight!
1178
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:58,240
- Not oil and flames together!
- He's really on the skids.
1179
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,360
1 wouldn't do oil and
flame thrower at the same time.
1180
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,920
Oh! Oh, you're right, that's... Oh!
1181
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,120
Oh, cock!
1182
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:28,000
And that brings us to the end
of our feature presentation.
1183
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,200
Oh, God!
1184
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,000
We hope that you've learned lots
whilst watching this DVD.
1185
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:35,240
But, we do have to say if you have
learned lots from this DVD, that's,
1186
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,880
that's actually quite worrying.
1187
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:40,560
Yeah, if you've learned lots you should
really think about being a bit cleverer.
1188
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,200
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
1189
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,720
And now from a time when people
wore a tie to go to the cinema,
1190
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,840
the National Anthem.
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01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,920
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