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♪
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(men speaking Hindi on TV)
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♪ (music plays on TV)
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♪ (singing in Hindi)
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(woman moaning passionately)
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♪ (singing continues)
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(passionate moaning continues)
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♪ (continues)
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(passionate moaning intensifies)
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(passionate shouting)
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♪ (continues)
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(volume increases)
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♪ (fades)
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(passionate shouting continues)
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(objects clattering, crashing)
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(gasps)
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Hey, Bindu.
Have you seen my pants?
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No. I'm just... Go.
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(huffs)
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Sorry.
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♪ (humming tune)
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You'll break my heart staring
at your food like that.
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Amma?
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BILL: Are you sure
it's in this closet?
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There are some
in that closet,
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and then some
in the garage closet.
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Amma.
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- BILL: Found it.
- AMMA: Good!
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(both speak Hindi)
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Amma...
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Bindu, why don't you tell me
what it's really about?
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What do we have here?
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Girls talk?
Should I leave?
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- Yes.
- No.
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She doesn't want to go to
school, and won't tell me why.
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Oh, it's still a...
It'll get better.
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Bill and I both decided
that it's important
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for you to go on.
It's good for you.
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English, please.
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Thank you.
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Is it about the boys?
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What boys?
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(speaks Hindi)
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I mean, nothing, nothing.
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She was getting teased
by some boys,
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and I told her
sometimes boys
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tease girls that they like.
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Like, one time I stole
this girl's shoes,
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and she had to walk home
with no shoes.
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I felt terrible about it.
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No boys.
She knows better.
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Studying, right?
No boys, no dating.
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BILL: Well, I... I didn't say
anything about dating.
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- This is not a joke.
- Okay.
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I don't want my girl
running around
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wearing makeup
and taking selfies.
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Or peeing in cups,
I don't know.
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(whispering)
Sorry.
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Okay, no boys.
No selfies.
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No dating, no tickling.
No kissing.
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- (both laughing)
- BILL: No dancing.
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- BILL: No squeezing.
- (giggling)
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- Oh. Oh, Phone!
- Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's go to school, Bill.
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- AMMA: Take my phone.
- BILL: Okay.
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Sorry.
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(door opens)
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- (door closes)
- Oh, God.
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Oh! I'm getting the car
detailed today.
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You didn't leave, like, your lunchbox
back there or anything, did you?
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I don't know what it is.
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No. No. Definitely not.
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BILL: We'll
figure it out, though.
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We'll get to
the bottom of it.
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Buckle up, kiddo.
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- (keys clatter)
- Oh, gosh.
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(man talking on radio,
indistinct)
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So what are your plans
for today?
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Doing anything cool
after school?
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Maybe with your new friends?
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Whoa. Take it easy.
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No breaking hearts.
Remember?
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Can we please not talk?
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- Hey! Cool glasses!
- Hi. Thanks.
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- (engine starts)
- All right, you girls ready to go to school?
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Buckle up.
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- It stinks in here.
- BILL: Yeah, sorry about that.
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Kind of smells like gym class.
(chuckles)
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- Whoa.
- What?
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What? I thought I'd try
something different.
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- (exhales)
- What's wrong?
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Help me.
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Smirthi.
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You girls want me to put on
some hip-hop?
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We're fine.
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- How much did you put on?
- I don't know.
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I couldn't see.
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Make you look like a clown.
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- Oh, my God.
- This is for down there.
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What? No.
It said moisturizer.
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It is... for sex.
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Have fun!
Learn lots of... things.
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I can't believe
I almost put that on my face.
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Where'd you even get
that stuff from?
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What?
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That's major.
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- You think they're having sex?
- (exhales)
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Wow! You think my parents
are having sex.
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Ugh. Gross.
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You're so lucky to have
an American dad.
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You're legit now.
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He's not my dad.
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WOMAN (on P.A):
Good morning, Broad River High.
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Have yourself
a Broad River Thursday.
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Don't miss the pep rally this
afternoon out on the field.
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There will be s'mores
for everyone.
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Oh, my God.
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What is this?
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- (coin clatters)
- (gasps)
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Just paying you back
for last night, whore.
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(locker door slams)
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- (coins clinking)
- (boy laughing)
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- (gasps)
- (urinal flushes)
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Boo.
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(laughing)
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Hey, hey, Bindu, wait up.
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Oh!
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Please tell me you have
my English homework.
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- Yes, I do, I do.
- Would you slow down?
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- Can I have it?
- Yeah.
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- Hurry up.
- I'm trying.
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Here.
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Awesome.
And to keep my part of the deal,
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I will show you how to get free
copies from the library copier.
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Okay, cool.
(grunts)
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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Shouldn't have
snuck up on you.
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It's all right.
You all right?
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I don't know.
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(exhales)
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- What's all over your clothes?
- Huh?
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- Your clothes.
- Uh...
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Why is this paper wet?
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It's shaving cream.
They put shaving cream in her locker.
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They also wrote stuff on it.
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Wait, wrote what?
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I don't know.
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Whore... dick or dyke.
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I don't know,
I didn't really look.
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Isn't that how they started
with Jimmy Moore?
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No, it's not.
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Bindu, do you have
a change of clothes?
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- No.
- (bell rings)
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Oh, my gosh. Our first period is starting.
I'm sorry, guys, I have to go.
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Wait.
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(water running)
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(exhales)
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(door opens)
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I bring you the finest
Lost and Found has to offer.
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That's probably
from the '90s.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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(hand smacks)
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(speaks Hindi)
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(toilet flushes)
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(latch clicks)
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There she is.
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This is all
my step-dad's fault.
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Did he put shaving cream
in your locker?
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No, but my mom
was homeschooling me
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until she met him,
and then he was all like,
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"Let's give Bindu the All-American
high school experience."
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And here I am.
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I'm sure this isn't exactly
what he had in mind.
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You know Mr. Deedham's
can of Spam award I won?
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- Yeah.
- Well, it broke in my backpack,
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and I hid it
in my step-dad's car.
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He still can't figure out
what the smell is.
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What if we channeled some of this
step-dad anger more constructively
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and told Sam Trenton
to fuck off?
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Um, wow!
No, thank you.
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It would feel really good
to let it out.
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You should think about it.
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I gotta go expand my mind.
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- Bindu.
- Hmm?
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My mind... It...
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It's expanding.
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- Stop!
- Help!
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- No, no!
- Call the police!
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Learning enthusiasts...
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let's be quiet.
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Focus.
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Read chapter seven.
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Why don't you go save
some money for your...
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for your castration surgery?
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What is that?
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(stifled laughter)
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(exhales)
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(whispering)
Sam.
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(coins clattering)
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- (clears throat)
- Trenton?
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Um, Bindu! Bindu!
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Got a moment?
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I... I wanna know
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how things are going
in class.
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Oh, do you mean
the material?
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Oh, no, you're...
you're a very smart girl.
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Kind of remind me
of myself.
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I, uh...
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I, too, was amongst
the nerds.
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Oh. Great.
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Is there stress from
your fellow comrades?
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Other classes?
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I... I don't know.
It just, uh...
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It seems like people
just don't like me.
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(laughs)
That's...
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That's just part of
the high school experience.
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You have to...
You have to find your tribe,
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your posse,
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your band of merry-makers.
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(whispers in Hindi)
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I didn't catch that.
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Nothing.
May I leave?
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Um, I...
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That went well.
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Good job.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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Well, I told Sam and Trenton
to get castration surgeries.
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(laughing)
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Holy Jesus!
No, no, no, no, no.
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- This is terrible.
- No, it's amazing is what it is.
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Bindu, I didn't know
you had it in you.
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Why would you
even say that?
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I mean, were they speechless
or what?
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I think she needs to know
about Jimmy Moore.
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No, she doesn't.
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Who is Jimmy Moore?
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- Uh, Jimmy Moore is a friend of Peter's.
- Rob?
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- No, he switched schools, right?
- Rob?
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Oh, not before he was tied
to his front porch
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and the spray-painted
"fag" and "snitch"
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all over his garage.
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Fag?
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Uh, a pillow-biter?
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Homo?
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Homosexual.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
Was he a gay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that boy could walk
into a room and set
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the drapes on fire
with how flaming he was.
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Dude.
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I mean, why didn't he
just try to blend in?
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Right! Exactly.
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So the lesson of the day is...
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don't mess with
Sam and Trenton.
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Instead...
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Um...
260
00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:07,393
Check my work?
261
00:18:08,527 --> 00:18:10,262
Yep.
262
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,431
You... You haven't done
any of it.
263
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:17,270
Oh, well, maybe I could, um...
264
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:20,207
- look off your homework, then?
- (scoffs)
265
00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:24,376
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
266
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,346
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.
267
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,815
Thank you. I will give this
back to you in class, I promise.
268
00:18:29,848 --> 00:18:31,851
- I'll see you later.
- Later.
269
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:40,392
You know,
I don't care what Rob says.
270
00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:42,996
Saying they needed castration
surgery, that's badass.
271
00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:45,265
Bet it felt pretty good to say.
272
00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:47,968
Not as good as this will feel.
273
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,568
What's that?
274
00:18:49,602 --> 00:18:52,238
It's the only way
to end all this.
275
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:54,273
Thank you for calling
Broad River High.
276
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:57,776
(chuckles) Mr. Julias, yes.
Let me just check his schedule.
277
00:18:57,809 --> 00:19:00,980
(mouths words)
278
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,284
- How many classes do you have to test out?
- Just one.
279
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,885
Whoa. I knew you were smart.
280
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:10,556
That makes you, like,
crazy smart.
281
00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:12,792
- Which one? Hmm.
- Spanish.
282
00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:14,661
(both speaking Spanish)
283
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,369
I'm super impressed.
284
00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:25,037
Ah, well, it was more fun
than learning English, so...
285
00:19:25,071 --> 00:19:26,339
Hey, new kid!
286
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:29,508
Gah! Hi! Hi!
287
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,011
How do you know
Trish Peterson?
288
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,812
Oh, she's always lurking
in the library,
289
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:35,382
watching me and David C.
sucking face.
290
00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:39,585
- Creepy.
- Yes. Tomorrow at two.
291
00:19:39,619 --> 00:19:42,055
Have a Broad River day.
292
00:19:42,087 --> 00:19:43,422
Let me see what we have here.
293
00:19:43,456 --> 00:19:45,425
(keyboard clacking)
294
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,860
All right.
295
00:19:52,398 --> 00:19:56,069
All right. The Spanish proctor
will be in the attendance room
296
00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:57,836
in seventh period today.
297
00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:00,306
Nice. Did you hear that?
298
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,975
- Okay. Thank you.
- Okay.
299
00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:05,045
Hey! If it isn't my
favorite new student Bindu!
300
00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:07,346
And, uh, her friend!
301
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:11,551
So did you finally come in here
to sign up for Acadaca?
302
00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:13,753
- Uh, no.
- No?
303
00:20:13,786 --> 00:20:16,022
(gasps, snaps fingers)
Mathletes.
304
00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:18,024
Oh my God!
Can you imagine her on the team?
305
00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:20,926
We'll finally be able
to kick Cathedral High's bootay!
306
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:23,896
No, actually,
I'm testing out of school.
307
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:26,032
What? What are you talking about?
It's only been a couple weeks.
308
00:20:26,065 --> 00:20:28,000
It's been too many.
309
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:29,736
Come on, you're gonna miss
the winter formal.
310
00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:30,870
Wonderful theme this year.
311
00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:34,940
And I'm sure your friend
would be greatly disappointed.
312
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:38,711
(chuckles)
As Bindu's friend
313
00:20:38,745 --> 00:20:43,350
and a student who's been here
for three years, Peter,
314
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:44,784
I feel like her mind is
pretty made up.
315
00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:46,017
Okay, so what you're
telling me, Paul,
316
00:20:46,052 --> 00:20:47,987
is she's gonna take some take
some time to think about it.
317
00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:50,556
Good. Smart. You.
318
00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:54,327
Me? You know I'd be good
at mathletes.
319
00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:57,830
- Well, I still need the fee.
- Uh, a fee?
320
00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:59,766
The proctor test has a fee.
321
00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:03,936
Fifty-seven dollars.
We take cash or checks.
322
00:21:03,969 --> 00:21:05,505
Um...
323
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:12,946
(coins clatter)
324
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,748
I don't have it.
325
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:18,485
Well, then you'll have
to take the next exam.
326
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:20,053
When is that?
327
00:21:20,585 --> 00:21:22,922
(keyboard clacking)
328
00:21:23,722 --> 00:21:25,392
March.
329
00:21:26,124 --> 00:21:27,826
March?
330
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:30,796
Can you call your mom?
331
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:31,998
Maybe.
332
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,632
May I use your phone, please?
333
00:21:33,665 --> 00:21:35,735
- You don't have a phone?
- No.
334
00:21:38,603 --> 00:21:40,806
One second.
Excuse me.
335
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,709
I need the money soon.
336
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,513
(line ringing)
337
00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:48,148
Amma?
338
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:50,083
BILL: No, it's me, kiddo.
339
00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:53,519
Why do you have Mom's phone?
340
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:57,524
Because someone spilled juice
on mine, remember?
341
00:21:57,556 --> 00:22:00,459
Um, I need you
to bring me $55.75.
342
00:22:00,492 --> 00:22:01,627
Why?
343
00:22:01,661 --> 00:22:02,295
Um, it's, uh...
344
00:22:02,328 --> 00:22:05,764
It's for the, um, the dance.
345
00:22:05,797 --> 00:22:10,569
- The dance?
- (stammering) Yeah, um, winter formal.
346
00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,605
Did a boy ask you
to the dance, kiddo?
347
00:22:14,073 --> 00:22:16,575
Yes...
348
00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:18,211
Oh...
349
00:22:18,244 --> 00:22:20,213
- Was it the boy that teased you?
- Yes.
350
00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:22,081
- Yes, Bill. Exactly.
- I knew it.
351
00:22:22,113 --> 00:22:24,550
Boys always tease girls
they like.
352
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:26,719
I once tackled a girl
I liked,
353
00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,187
then I got suspended.
354
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:31,156
It was sad.
But you know what?
355
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,525
I'm gonna have to talk
to your mom about this,
356
00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:36,662
'cause she's got some really
silly thoughts about this stuff.
357
00:22:36,696 --> 00:22:38,698
I need the money
by seventh period.
358
00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:41,667
I'm at a job now, hon.
I can't leave.
359
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,969
What if we get
the ticket Monday?
360
00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,672
No, the tickets
are running out.
361
00:22:45,705 --> 00:22:47,607
What if he buys the ticket
and we pay him back?
362
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,941
(speaks Hindi)
363
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:53,046
I... I didn't get that.
364
00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:54,513
Hello?
365
00:22:54,546 --> 00:22:55,848
(speaks Hindi)
366
00:22:55,882 --> 00:22:59,185
(laughing)
367
00:22:59,218 --> 00:23:00,586
Oh, you're screwed.
368
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,488
- No. No, uh...
- So...
369
00:23:02,521 --> 00:23:04,923
Well, yeah, I gotta agree
with Trish here.
370
00:23:04,957 --> 00:23:06,258
- It doesn't look great.
- (sighs)
371
00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:07,961
Uh, well, here's what I got.
372
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,700
- (cash register dings)
- Well, yeah, Bindu...
373
00:23:13,732 --> 00:23:17,870
five class periods, that's like
ten dollars raised a period.
374
00:23:17,903 --> 00:23:20,707
So, what do you plan to do?
375
00:23:20,739 --> 00:23:22,842
RECEPTIONIST:
Is she going to bring the fee?
376
00:23:22,874 --> 00:23:24,943
Yep. She'll be here
by seventh period.
377
00:23:24,977 --> 00:23:27,280
(bell rings)
378
00:23:27,313 --> 00:23:29,181
- Go ahead steal it.
- We're not gonna steal it.
379
00:23:29,215 --> 00:23:30,150
- What?
- Okay.
380
00:23:30,182 --> 00:23:33,151
- Shouldn't you all be in class?
- KIDS: Yes.
381
00:23:33,184 --> 00:23:36,188
(overlapping chatter)
382
00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:46,031
Madame,
we've been waiting for you...
383
00:23:46,065 --> 00:23:48,133
to make your grand entrance.
384
00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:51,838
Please. Sit down.
385
00:23:53,171 --> 00:23:53,873
Now.
386
00:24:00,779 --> 00:24:03,048
I wanna smell brains burning.
387
00:24:06,952 --> 00:24:09,321
Do you have the notes
from the rational functions?
388
00:24:09,354 --> 00:24:10,789
Uh-huh.
389
00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:16,728
- Rational functions notes.
- What about them?
390
00:24:16,761 --> 00:24:18,130
I wanna see your notes.
391
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:23,936
I should tell you
that after today
392
00:24:23,969 --> 00:24:25,671
I really won't be able
to give you any homework
393
00:24:25,705 --> 00:24:28,207
or notes or anything at all.
394
00:24:28,239 --> 00:24:30,776
But I thought we had a deal.
395
00:24:30,809 --> 00:24:32,611
Yes, but I just...
I don't have time.
396
00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:34,247
(shutter clicks)
397
00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:39,886
Sam Abernathy!
398
00:24:39,919 --> 00:24:41,754
Maybe if you weren't
on your phone all the time,
399
00:24:41,786 --> 00:24:44,690
you wouldn't be failing
my class.
400
00:24:44,723 --> 00:24:47,225
Put it away. Right now.
401
00:24:47,258 --> 00:24:49,828
Did Pete put you up
to this?
402
00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:52,998
I just... You know, maybe you
should start to do your work,
403
00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,734
you know, yourself.
404
00:25:01,841 --> 00:25:05,812
I have four AP classes
right now.
405
00:25:05,844 --> 00:25:07,113
You're killing me.
406
00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:11,651
Do you know what happens
if my GPA drops below 3.9?
407
00:25:13,986 --> 00:25:15,888
I become a homeless person
and I die.
408
00:25:15,921 --> 00:25:18,024
I don't think that's likely.
409
00:25:18,056 --> 00:25:19,159
It is.
410
00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:23,762
According to my Pops.
411
00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:25,731
Wouldn't yours do the same?
412
00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:30,870
My father's dead.
413
00:25:36,142 --> 00:25:37,710
Okay.
414
00:25:39,911 --> 00:25:41,948
- How much?
- For what?
415
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:44,883
How much is it gonna cost me for
you to do my homework tonight?
416
00:25:51,356 --> 00:25:53,692
How about $53.75?
417
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,094
What?
418
00:25:57,162 --> 00:25:59,399
(sighs)
No way.
419
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,768
Okay. Five dollars.
420
00:26:08,039 --> 00:26:09,142
(exhales)
421
00:26:22,254 --> 00:26:24,324
(cash register dings)
422
00:26:27,058 --> 00:26:29,027
- (groans)
- GIRL: Oh, my God!
423
00:26:29,061 --> 00:26:30,196
What an idiot!
424
00:26:30,228 --> 00:26:33,032
- GIRL 2: You just ate shit!
- GIRL: Are you kidding me?
425
00:26:33,065 --> 00:26:33,966
- What was she doing?
- (whistle blows)
426
00:26:33,998 --> 00:26:35,035
Looks like it hurt.
427
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,969
She literally ran straight
into the ball.
428
00:26:38,003 --> 00:26:40,707
How friggin' stupid
can she be?
429
00:26:40,739 --> 00:26:41,873
Take the bench, Hindu.
430
00:26:41,907 --> 00:26:44,077
(groans)
It's Bindu.
431
00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:47,180
Hindu is a religion.
432
00:26:47,212 --> 00:26:48,882
(girls laughing)
433
00:26:49,981 --> 00:26:52,051
(whistle blows)
434
00:26:58,423 --> 00:27:00,026
(sighs)
435
00:27:09,235 --> 00:27:10,437
(inhales)
436
00:27:15,975 --> 00:27:17,844
I can tell you're faking it.
437
00:27:20,446 --> 00:27:22,180
See that girl over there?
438
00:27:22,213 --> 00:27:24,916
The one who nearly knocked
you out with the basketball?
439
00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:27,786
The redhead?
440
00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:30,956
She once gave a 40-year-old
a blowjob outside Gary's Mart.
441
00:27:31,489 --> 00:27:32,726
A... A what?
442
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:35,929
- Blowjob?
- And he didn't even ask for it.
443
00:27:36,796 --> 00:27:38,029
That was nice of her
in that case.
444
00:27:38,063 --> 00:27:39,398
That girl there?
445
00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:41,334
Puts vodka in her tampon,
she's drunk all day.
446
00:27:44,135 --> 00:27:46,905
I have to get...
I have to get this done by...
447
00:27:46,939 --> 00:27:49,142
This is as important
as homework.
448
00:27:49,174 --> 00:27:52,177
These secrets I collect
pay off.
449
00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:54,012
You can thank me later.
450
00:27:54,046 --> 00:27:56,149
So what's up with the cutie Peter?
You guys a thing or what?
451
00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:59,185
- A thing of what?
- You know, a couple.
452
00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:01,921
Oh! Oh.
Just friends.
453
00:28:03,322 --> 00:28:05,391
Well, I heard from Nicole
that Peter Wexler...
454
00:28:05,423 --> 00:28:07,325
she said his full name,
so it had to have been him...
455
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,462
broke the church window,
tried to kill a priest.
456
00:28:09,495 --> 00:28:10,997
- What?
- Yeah.
457
00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:12,531
Why isn't he in jail?
458
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:14,834
'Cause the priest forgave him.
459
00:28:16,835 --> 00:28:18,537
I do love me a bad boy.
460
00:28:25,177 --> 00:28:28,014
- You know, something, don't you?
- No.
461
00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:30,082
You got a scoop,
you come to me, all right?
462
00:28:30,114 --> 00:28:32,251
Nicole over there is a slut.
463
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,456
And I pay.
464
00:28:40,526 --> 00:28:42,895
See you later, Bindu.
465
00:28:43,461 --> 00:28:44,296
See...
466
00:28:53,939 --> 00:28:56,441
(whispering) I have something.
It's big.
467
00:28:56,475 --> 00:28:57,877
Really big.
468
00:29:06,317 --> 00:29:08,253
I have something,
and it's big.
469
00:29:15,094 --> 00:29:15,527
Dyke!
470
00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:22,602
Okay. I have something.
471
00:29:22,634 --> 00:29:24,336
I have something.
472
00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:26,439
(exhales)
473
00:29:33,112 --> 00:29:35,014
(clears throat)
474
00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:37,182
I have something.
475
00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:39,285
I have to tell you right now.
476
00:29:44,222 --> 00:29:46,058
- Scram!
- (girls gasp)
477
00:29:51,063 --> 00:29:53,333
- Come with me.
- Okay.
478
00:30:02,408 --> 00:30:05,144
- Okay. Dish.
- (nervous chuckle)
479
00:30:05,177 --> 00:30:07,613
Um, I need 20 dollars.
480
00:30:07,645 --> 00:30:09,581
- No way. Are you crazy?
- No!
481
00:30:09,614 --> 00:30:14,085
I mean, uh,
I need it for protection.
482
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:16,322
- From?
- Um...
483
00:30:18,257 --> 00:30:20,325
The Satanic cult.
484
00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:22,095
I knew it.
485
00:30:23,728 --> 00:30:25,498
- Ten.
- (cash register dings)
486
00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:27,565
Okay, so what happened?
Did Peter kill the priest?
487
00:30:27,598 --> 00:30:30,602
Kill? Wow! Oh, no, I didn't
say anything about killing.
488
00:30:30,635 --> 00:30:32,470
I'm not
playing around here.
489
00:30:32,504 --> 00:30:33,573
No, I mean...
490
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:38,111
This is something else.
491
00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:44,116
- So, it's about...
- Peter.
492
00:30:44,149 --> 00:30:46,285
Peter, yes.
It's about him.
493
00:30:46,317 --> 00:30:48,487
- He...
- Secretly dated Mrs. Simon.
494
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:51,990
- What? No.
- No, I can disseminate that for weeks,
495
00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:53,426
and I can be
a rebound side piece.
496
00:30:54,392 --> 00:30:56,930
- (chuckles)
- (nervous chuckle)
497
00:30:57,595 --> 00:30:58,931
Spit it out.
498
00:31:00,365 --> 00:31:03,501
Oh, um, he...
499
00:31:03,535 --> 00:31:05,338
Peed in the principal's
Gatorade.
500
00:31:05,371 --> 00:31:06,538
No. Yuck.
501
00:31:06,572 --> 00:31:08,674
Okay, so what happened?
502
00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:10,575
He, uh...
503
00:31:10,609 --> 00:31:12,511
Uh...
504
00:31:12,544 --> 00:31:14,680
He ate a frog.
505
00:31:17,216 --> 00:31:19,185
That's not
what I was expecting.
506
00:31:21,253 --> 00:31:23,356
Like, a whole live frog?
507
00:31:23,389 --> 00:31:26,559
Um... Yeah.
508
00:31:26,592 --> 00:31:28,494
Ugh.
(nervous chuckle)
509
00:31:29,128 --> 00:31:31,130
- Huh.
- (door opens)
510
00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:33,598
Whatever.
511
00:31:33,632 --> 00:31:35,735
I might just wait to break up
with him after winter formal.
512
00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,703
I mean, I already got
my dress, so...
513
00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:41,306
(whispering) Oh my God,
Kenzie's gonna break up with Sam.
514
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:45,211
I don't know. He's almost,
like, worth doing till college.
515
00:31:45,244 --> 00:31:48,080
Hell, no.
That's a lollipop I won't lick.
516
00:31:48,113 --> 00:31:50,449
- She's talking about blowjobs.
- Oh.
517
00:31:50,481 --> 00:31:52,651
Shocking.
518
00:31:52,683 --> 00:31:54,453
What is that?
519
00:31:59,424 --> 00:32:01,094
(whispering)
520
00:32:14,739 --> 00:32:17,043
One for one, bitch.
521
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,381
(cash register dings)
522
00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:26,818
(cash register dings)
523
00:32:26,852 --> 00:32:28,254
(sighs)
524
00:32:30,488 --> 00:32:32,325
(bell rings)
525
00:32:36,527 --> 00:32:37,762
- (mutters)
- Hey!
526
00:32:37,796 --> 00:32:39,632
I told the lady
at the attendance office
527
00:32:39,664 --> 00:32:41,399
that I don't have
any lunch today,
528
00:32:41,432 --> 00:32:43,334
because my mother couldn't
pack my lunch today,
529
00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:45,470
because she ran off with
the clerk from Gary's Mart,
530
00:32:45,504 --> 00:32:48,440
and Dad's too heartbroken to make
anything but cheese sandwiches...
531
00:32:48,473 --> 00:32:50,809
so she gave me this.
532
00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:52,812
- (cash register ratchets)
- Thank you.
533
00:32:52,844 --> 00:32:55,514
- How'd you do?
- (register dings)
534
00:32:55,546 --> 00:32:59,517
Well, I lost ten dollars
learning about blowjobs.
535
00:32:59,551 --> 00:33:02,588
And now that I think about it,
it's really quite an odd description,
536
00:33:02,621 --> 00:33:05,257
because there's
no blowing at all.
537
00:33:05,289 --> 00:33:08,326
- Quarters.
- Hmm?
538
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,829
- Quarters.
- What?
539
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,497
I'm gonna get them to throw
quarters at me.
540
00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,531
Wait. What?
541
00:33:13,565 --> 00:33:16,701
You know Lydia, right?
The soccer team?
542
00:33:16,735 --> 00:33:18,571
- So you know Celia Johnson?
- Yeah.
543
00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:20,372
Dude, I was at her house
last night.
544
00:33:20,404 --> 00:33:22,607
- She pounded, like, an entire eighth of Jager.
- Hey!
545
00:33:22,641 --> 00:33:24,544
(continues indistinct)
546
00:33:33,651 --> 00:33:35,421
You got a problem,
curry-muncher?
547
00:33:35,453 --> 00:33:39,290
I mean, you can't really
munch curry, but...
548
00:33:39,324 --> 00:33:40,860
Whatever.
Get out of the way.
549
00:33:42,693 --> 00:33:44,529
It's a free country.
550
00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:46,899
- Just leave it.
- Look, I'm...
551
00:33:46,931 --> 00:33:48,700
- I'm not in the mood. Just...
- There you are.
552
00:33:48,734 --> 00:33:51,504
- (whispers, indistinct)
- Fuckin' weirdos, man.
553
00:33:53,738 --> 00:33:55,607
What the hell was that?
554
00:33:55,641 --> 00:33:58,611
They were about to throw quarters at
me, and you ruined it!
555
00:33:58,643 --> 00:34:03,281
Bindu, that's the saddest,
most masochistic thing I've ever seen.
556
00:34:04,549 --> 00:34:07,886
If you're really that
desperate, come on.
557
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,589
- I've got an idea.
- (sighs)
558
00:34:14,225 --> 00:34:18,530
Did your mom really leave your
dad for a clerk at Gary's Mart?
559
00:34:18,564 --> 00:34:21,399
No. They've been together
a million years.
560
00:34:25,370 --> 00:34:28,707
Why did they write those
words on your locker?
561
00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,310
"Whore" and "dyke"?
562
00:34:31,343 --> 00:34:33,678
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
563
00:34:36,681 --> 00:34:38,183
- Thirty-five cents.
- Nice.
564
00:34:38,216 --> 00:34:39,218
(chuckles)
565
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:48,794
So they just randomly put
that stuff on your locker?
566
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:51,796
Okay, the only thing
that I can think of is...
567
00:34:53,397 --> 00:34:55,901
You know the computer room
on the second floor?
568
00:34:55,933 --> 00:34:57,636
Yeah, the one
with the 1996 iMacs
569
00:34:57,669 --> 00:34:59,738
that no one ever goes in
except to hook up.
570
00:34:59,770 --> 00:35:01,539
Yeah. Wait, what?
571
00:35:01,573 --> 00:35:02,975
Seriously?
572
00:35:03,007 --> 00:35:05,243
I wish someone
would have told me that.
573
00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:06,946
I needed to print a report.
574
00:35:06,978 --> 00:35:09,480
PETER: They even call it
the Steve Blowjobs room.
575
00:35:09,513 --> 00:35:11,249
GIRL: What the fuck!
576
00:35:12,718 --> 00:35:15,187
Really? Again?
577
00:35:25,430 --> 00:35:28,567
(computer whirring)
578
00:35:30,636 --> 00:35:31,937
- (computer beeps)
- (gasps)
579
00:35:31,969 --> 00:35:33,638
No, no, no, no.
580
00:35:33,672 --> 00:35:36,342
(printer gears grinding)
581
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:37,610
Shh!
582
00:35:42,848 --> 00:35:43,916
(computer chimes)
583
00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:45,917
I'll put...
584
00:35:45,951 --> 00:35:47,519
Um...
585
00:35:47,551 --> 00:35:49,821
I'll just, uh...
586
00:35:49,855 --> 00:35:51,690
I'll just go print
in the library.
587
00:35:54,692 --> 00:35:58,564
You cockblocked Sam!
Ha-ha!
588
00:35:59,397 --> 00:36:00,865
I suppose.
589
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,269
- (chuckles)
- Look.
590
00:36:08,372 --> 00:36:10,275
I don't...
591
00:36:10,308 --> 00:36:12,544
Peter, I don't want to be
another Jimmy Moore or anything.
592
00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:14,013
That's not gonna happen to you.
593
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:16,515
Isn't it already happening?
594
00:36:19,718 --> 00:36:21,453
(sighs)
595
00:36:21,486 --> 00:36:23,256
Also...
596
00:36:24,589 --> 00:36:26,926
I may have told Holly
something about you.
597
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:30,428
- What did you tell her?
- She just...
598
00:36:30,462 --> 00:36:32,398
She just talks so fast,
and I got really flustered,
599
00:36:32,431 --> 00:36:33,899
and she wanted to know
who you were dating,
600
00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:35,968
- and so I...
- So what did you tell her?
601
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,536
You have to understand, she wouldn't
let me go unless I said something.
602
00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:39,937
Bindu, just spit it out.
603
00:36:39,971 --> 00:36:41,806
I said you ate a frog.
604
00:36:47,611 --> 00:36:50,682
I don't know. It was the first
thing that came to my mind.
605
00:36:50,716 --> 00:36:52,851
I'm so sorry.
606
00:36:52,884 --> 00:36:55,353
Yeah.
607
00:36:55,386 --> 00:36:56,854
Wow.
608
00:36:56,888 --> 00:36:57,989
Okay.
609
00:36:59,524 --> 00:37:02,328
It's fine.
I can see it.
610
00:37:02,361 --> 00:37:05,598
Fits the whole "Satanic cult"
narrative.
611
00:37:06,897 --> 00:37:08,165
Yeah, yeah.
612
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,703
Holly was saying something about
you trying to kill a priest.
613
00:37:11,736 --> 00:37:13,939
Yes.
Apparently I killed a priest.
614
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,977
I can't believe that's
still making the rounds.
615
00:37:19,009 --> 00:37:20,812
(sighs)
616
00:37:24,082 --> 00:37:25,084
Hey!
617
00:37:26,752 --> 00:37:28,520
- Car wash token.
- Car wash token.
618
00:37:28,553 --> 00:37:30,622
This is a bust.
619
00:37:30,654 --> 00:37:33,658
I'm gonna go bother Rob,
see if he has anything on him.
620
00:37:33,692 --> 00:37:35,894
I'll see you later.
621
00:37:35,926 --> 00:37:37,829
- Peter?
- Yeah.
622
00:37:37,863 --> 00:37:40,866
I'm really sorry
about the frog story.
623
00:37:42,466 --> 00:37:43,835
Yeah. I mean, stay tuned.
624
00:37:43,868 --> 00:37:46,071
Maybe I'll find a tasty frog
on the way to Rob.
625
00:37:55,013 --> 00:37:56,582
(cash register ratchets)
626
00:38:03,154 --> 00:38:06,424
Hey, look who's missing
fourth period.
627
00:38:08,026 --> 00:38:09,495
Kid, how'd it go today?
628
00:38:09,928 --> 00:38:12,663
It, um, was the beginning
of the end.
629
00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:15,433
Damn, fucking see this?
She's a box person.
630
00:38:15,466 --> 00:38:18,136
ALL: Hey, box person.
631
00:38:18,169 --> 00:38:19,671
Open the box.
632
00:38:21,772 --> 00:38:24,008
Oh, no.
No, no, I'm cool on my own.
633
00:38:24,042 --> 00:38:25,944
(kids chuckle)
634
00:38:25,977 --> 00:38:29,382
Okay. Take it, take it.
635
00:38:31,082 --> 00:38:32,518
Take it.
636
00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:43,694
- What is this?
- It's a joint.
637
00:38:43,727 --> 00:38:46,865
Weed?
Your people call it ganja?
638
00:38:48,567 --> 00:38:50,702
Shouldn't I feel something?
639
00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:52,971
Maybe you have
a high tolerance.
640
00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:55,908
Or maybe it's fake.
641
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:57,910
(kids chuckle)
642
00:38:57,942 --> 00:39:00,446
Oh, really?
You think it's fake?
643
00:39:00,478 --> 00:39:03,515
I bet you'll be stoned
off your ass real soon.
644
00:39:03,781 --> 00:39:05,617
How much?
645
00:39:07,785 --> 00:39:09,687
Yeah. Yeah, how much?
646
00:39:09,721 --> 00:39:11,156
How much what?
647
00:39:11,189 --> 00:39:13,893
- How much do you bet?
- Okay.
648
00:39:14,893 --> 00:39:19,064
I'll pay you five dollars...
649
00:39:19,096 --> 00:39:20,932
for each toke you take.
650
00:39:20,966 --> 00:39:22,468
I don't know what a toke is,
651
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:27,506
but how about five dollars
for each time I inhale?
652
00:39:27,538 --> 00:39:28,707
(all laughing)
653
00:39:30,808 --> 00:39:32,977
Oh, yeah?
Okay, so we're doing this?
654
00:39:33,011 --> 00:39:36,582
Okay. All right, sounds good.
Bring on the tokens, huh?
655
00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:41,987
GIRL: That's one.
656
00:39:43,955 --> 00:39:46,792
- Breathe into it.
- (coughs) Okay, okay, okay.
657
00:39:58,203 --> 00:39:59,772
♪ (music plays)
658
00:40:05,176 --> 00:40:06,777
What's that?
659
00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:08,113
♪ (music stops)
660
00:40:08,145 --> 00:40:09,714
- What's what?
- You didn't hear that?
661
00:40:09,747 --> 00:40:10,849
♪ (resumes)
662
00:40:20,825 --> 00:40:22,160
All right, that's enough,
that's enough.
663
00:40:22,192 --> 00:40:27,832
I feel a-okay!
664
00:40:28,132 --> 00:40:29,901
Twenty dollars!
665
00:40:29,935 --> 00:40:31,570
(register dings)
666
00:40:35,006 --> 00:40:36,208
♪ (continues)
667
00:40:47,218 --> 00:40:49,654
(lip syncing to Hindu singing)
668
00:41:41,806 --> 00:41:43,809
♪ (continues)
669
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,978
(register dinging)
670
00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:31,990
(grunts)
671
00:42:32,823 --> 00:42:34,892
No, don't.
672
00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:37,730
Look who's on her back again.
673
00:42:40,131 --> 00:42:44,169
You know what, Sam? You're just
mean to me because you like me.
674
00:42:46,203 --> 00:42:48,039
(chuckles)
Yeah.
675
00:42:48,073 --> 00:42:50,375
(chuckles)
Yes.
676
00:42:50,408 --> 00:42:53,344
Yes! Sam loves you.
That's it.
677
00:42:53,377 --> 00:42:55,247
Yes, he does.
You got it.
678
00:42:55,279 --> 00:42:57,248
Bindu, are you all right?
679
00:42:57,281 --> 00:43:00,084
- She tripped.
- Yeah, she should watch where she's going.
680
00:43:00,118 --> 00:43:02,321
- She could have gotten hurt.
- That's enough.
681
00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:06,825
(exhales)
682
00:43:21,004 --> 00:43:22,106
Are you okay?
683
00:43:24,408 --> 00:43:26,144
Why would I be?
684
00:43:27,212 --> 00:43:31,016
Yes, you just accused the guy
who's been tormenting you
685
00:43:31,049 --> 00:43:32,784
of being in love with you.
686
00:43:32,817 --> 00:43:36,388
But there are worse things.
687
00:43:36,421 --> 00:43:39,223
Genocide, nuclear war,
688
00:43:39,256 --> 00:43:41,392
pit stains, Trump.
689
00:43:41,426 --> 00:43:43,929
- (sniffles)
- What?
690
00:43:46,397 --> 00:43:49,267
Bindu.
691
00:43:49,299 --> 00:43:50,968
Why are you crying?
692
00:43:51,002 --> 00:43:54,038
That was supposed to be funny.
693
00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:01,513
I took the marijuanas.
694
00:44:01,546 --> 00:44:04,348
- I think I'm gonna die.
- Okay.
695
00:44:04,381 --> 00:44:08,152
Um, how high are you?
696
00:44:08,185 --> 00:44:09,488
I don't know. I was...
697
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,256
I was happy for a moment,
698
00:44:11,288 --> 00:44:15,093
and then all of a sudden,
I wasn't by a lot.
699
00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:17,895
Also everyone was
maybe dancing.
700
00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:21,932
Okay. That is pretty high.
701
00:44:21,966 --> 00:44:24,035
- (bell rings)
- Oh, no.
702
00:44:24,067 --> 00:44:25,437
- What?
- No.
703
00:44:25,469 --> 00:44:27,404
No, I can't go to Drivers Ed.
704
00:44:27,437 --> 00:44:29,440
It's so dark in there.
705
00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:31,142
And then those scary videos.
706
00:44:31,176 --> 00:44:32,544
- I just...
- Mm-hmm.
707
00:44:32,576 --> 00:44:34,879
- What are you doing?
- Come on, grab your bag.
708
00:44:34,913 --> 00:44:37,815
I'm gonna make sure you ace
that Spanish proficiency exam.
709
00:44:51,328 --> 00:44:52,797
Hmm?
710
00:44:52,830 --> 00:44:54,767
(speaks Spanish)
711
00:45:00,205 --> 00:45:02,107
Hmm?
712
00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,507
Mm-mmm.
713
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:05,877
(speaks Spanish)
714
00:45:13,852 --> 00:45:15,286
(speaks Spanish)
715
00:45:24,895 --> 00:45:27,231
Hmm. Well...
716
00:45:27,265 --> 00:45:28,933
(speaks Spanish)
717
00:45:35,372 --> 00:45:37,107
- (gasps)
- (cash register dings)
718
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:39,877
Gracias.
719
00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:41,979
There you weirdoes are.
720
00:45:42,013 --> 00:45:44,049
Peter, I hope you told her
she can't be going around
721
00:45:44,082 --> 00:45:45,584
doing shit like that.
722
00:45:45,616 --> 00:45:47,118
Oh.
723
00:45:51,055 --> 00:45:53,125
Oh.
(chuckles)
724
00:45:55,326 --> 00:45:56,995
I'm helping her
study for Spanish
725
00:45:57,027 --> 00:45:58,462
so she can test
out of school.
726
00:45:58,495 --> 00:46:00,198
Wait, what do you mean
she's testing out?
727
00:46:01,466 --> 00:46:03,602
If I get enough money
by seventh period,
728
00:46:03,634 --> 00:46:05,469
I can take the Spanish...
729
00:46:05,502 --> 00:46:07,439
Wait, is that why you
hit me up for ten bucks?
730
00:46:07,471 --> 00:46:09,341
- Uh...
- He told me that he lost
731
00:46:09,373 --> 00:46:11,576
a library book and his mom
was going to kill him.
732
00:46:11,609 --> 00:46:13,478
I'm sorry.
733
00:46:13,511 --> 00:46:16,614
Hey... no, come on.
Don't be like that, man. Okay?
734
00:46:16,647 --> 00:46:20,218
I'm not helping her
test out, Pete.
735
00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:23,053
She stays here, she helps
me get into Stanford.
736
00:46:23,087 --> 00:46:24,589
You can't take her
to Stanford with you.
737
00:46:24,622 --> 00:46:26,991
This is stealing from me.
738
00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:29,293
You've been stealing from her.
739
00:46:29,326 --> 00:46:31,196
You made her do your homework.
740
00:46:32,497 --> 00:46:34,299
Really?
741
00:46:34,332 --> 00:46:35,901
We're doing this?
742
00:46:37,335 --> 00:46:38,937
Over her?
743
00:46:40,337 --> 00:46:42,306
Maybe we are.
744
00:46:55,018 --> 00:46:56,520
Idiot.
745
00:46:57,654 --> 00:47:00,024
Will he stay mad at you?
746
00:47:00,058 --> 00:47:01,226
Maybe.
747
00:47:06,364 --> 00:47:08,033
Don't worry about Rob.
748
00:47:08,065 --> 00:47:10,935
Worry about what you're going
to do when you get out of here.
749
00:47:12,203 --> 00:47:14,973
Bindu?
750
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,042
Bindu.
751
00:47:17,075 --> 00:47:19,343
What are you gonna do
when you get out of here?
752
00:47:19,377 --> 00:47:20,478
Oh, um...
753
00:47:21,712 --> 00:47:24,381
Convince my mom
to let me go home.
754
00:47:24,415 --> 00:47:26,018
Home?
755
00:47:26,484 --> 00:47:28,286
India.
756
00:47:28,319 --> 00:47:30,154
Doesn't everyone there
want to come here?
757
00:47:33,256 --> 00:47:35,159
Not everyone.
758
00:47:35,192 --> 00:47:37,962
Right.
Yeah.
759
00:47:37,995 --> 00:47:39,430
Uh, sorry.
760
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,535
Are you at all
worried about what
761
00:47:43,567 --> 00:47:45,169
you might be missing out on?
762
00:47:45,203 --> 00:47:47,538
(scoffs)
763
00:47:47,571 --> 00:47:49,173
Like?
764
00:47:54,645 --> 00:47:56,148
I don't know.
765
00:47:57,482 --> 00:47:59,617
High school.
766
00:47:59,649 --> 00:48:04,122
Just seems like a super
big thing to miss.
767
00:48:05,223 --> 00:48:06,625
Yeah.
768
00:48:08,359 --> 00:48:10,161
Uh...
769
00:48:10,194 --> 00:48:11,296
Chapter four?
770
00:48:11,328 --> 00:48:12,663
Yeah.
771
00:48:17,268 --> 00:48:21,106
Let's learn about
this dude, Carlos.
772
00:48:25,509 --> 00:48:28,580
What are these? Hmm?
773
00:48:34,451 --> 00:48:36,087
This is Bill's box.
774
00:48:40,223 --> 00:48:41,292
What if she finds them?
775
00:48:44,694 --> 00:48:46,196
(phone rings)
776
00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:48,200
This is going into
the garage, please.
777
00:48:52,402 --> 00:48:54,272
Chaudry residence.
778
00:48:54,305 --> 00:48:56,140
Oh, hello, Bill.
779
00:48:56,174 --> 00:48:58,209
Speak of the devil.
780
00:48:58,241 --> 00:49:00,444
Yeah, yeah,
she's right here. Hold on.
781
00:49:04,348 --> 00:49:06,651
Hi, lovely.
782
00:49:07,685 --> 00:49:10,355
Bindu got asked
to a dance.
783
00:49:10,388 --> 00:49:11,790
What dance?
784
00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:15,192
Uh, I guess there's
a dance next week
785
00:49:15,225 --> 00:49:16,693
and Bindu got asked.
786
00:49:16,727 --> 00:49:18,163
Asked?
787
00:49:18,196 --> 00:49:20,297
By who?
788
00:49:20,330 --> 00:49:22,599
A high school dance,
it's a very American tradition.
789
00:49:22,632 --> 00:49:25,136
The boy buys a girl
a corsage.
790
00:49:25,169 --> 00:49:27,205
We take lots of pictures
to put on the fridge.
791
00:49:27,238 --> 00:49:28,272
It's totally normal.
792
00:49:28,306 --> 00:49:30,341
No, Bill, I don't think so.
793
00:49:30,373 --> 00:49:32,209
She's very young for all this.
794
00:49:32,243 --> 00:49:35,413
No, it's normal for a girl
her age to go to a dance.
795
00:49:35,446 --> 00:49:37,181
Honestly, it's very innocent.
796
00:49:37,214 --> 00:49:39,183
She called me
in-between class periods.
797
00:49:39,216 --> 00:49:41,819
She... she was very excited.
798
00:49:41,852 --> 00:49:44,255
She wants to get
a dance ticket.
799
00:49:45,455 --> 00:49:47,158
She's only 15.
800
00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:49,426
Well...
801
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:53,198
What if she goes to just
this one dance this one time?
802
00:49:53,230 --> 00:49:55,566
I promise, it's...
803
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,134
it's very innocent.
804
00:49:58,535 --> 00:50:00,371
Why is this important
to you?
805
00:50:01,638 --> 00:50:02,707
Well, how can it not be?
806
00:50:03,841 --> 00:50:06,844
I come into her life,
I turn her world upside down.
807
00:50:06,877 --> 00:50:09,247
The least I can do is
help her get to a dance.
808
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,285
I appreciate the sentiment,
809
00:50:15,319 --> 00:50:18,523
but I can't change
the rules all of a sudden.
810
00:50:18,556 --> 00:50:21,326
Well, I could drive them.
811
00:50:21,359 --> 00:50:22,893
I'll drive them
there and back.
812
00:50:22,926 --> 00:50:25,529
Make sure there's no
funny business whatsoever.
813
00:50:25,562 --> 00:50:27,198
Bill...
814
00:50:27,230 --> 00:50:29,700
When I say no boys,
I mean it.
815
00:50:29,734 --> 00:50:34,372
I can't bend the rules just
because you feel bad, no?
816
00:50:34,404 --> 00:50:36,406
Welcome to parenting.
817
00:50:36,439 --> 00:50:37,875
It's all about consistency.
818
00:50:37,908 --> 00:50:41,278
Sometimes you just have
to be the bad guy.
819
00:50:41,312 --> 00:50:43,547
Of course.
I understand.
820
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:44,748
I love you, babe.
821
00:50:44,781 --> 00:50:46,684
Love you.
822
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,256
What?
823
00:50:51,288 --> 00:50:52,823
I let Smirthi
go to dances.
824
00:50:52,857 --> 00:50:54,559
With boys?
825
00:50:54,591 --> 00:50:56,860
I let her go with friends.
826
00:50:56,893 --> 00:50:58,662
Some are boys.
827
00:50:58,696 --> 00:51:01,533
Her father hates it but
she has a strict curfew.
828
00:51:01,565 --> 00:51:03,268
This whole thing...
829
00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:08,573
It's all work in progress.
830
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,848
Bill is a good man.
831
00:51:25,455 --> 00:51:26,823
...with such strict rules.
832
00:51:26,857 --> 00:51:29,594
You couldn't even follow
such a strict regimen.
833
00:51:35,498 --> 00:51:37,234
I don't need this
lecture right now.
834
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:39,404
Let me handle this.
835
00:51:48,712 --> 00:51:50,515
So, yeah, drink lots of water
836
00:51:50,547 --> 00:51:51,815
and, you know, be careful.
837
00:51:51,848 --> 00:51:53,750
Marijuana is
the gateway drug.
838
00:51:53,783 --> 00:51:56,453
Okay, whatever
that means.
839
00:51:56,486 --> 00:51:57,888
All right, I'll see ya.
840
00:52:19,910 --> 00:52:22,314
(speaking Spanish)
841
00:52:46,937 --> 00:52:48,373
Oh, uh...
842
00:52:48,406 --> 00:52:49,940
Actually...
843
00:53:42,426 --> 00:53:44,661
Hello?
844
00:53:44,694 --> 00:53:46,530
Peter?
845
00:53:47,832 --> 00:53:49,433
Hey.
846
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,509
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hold up.
847
00:53:58,908 --> 00:54:00,044
Slow down.
848
00:54:00,076 --> 00:54:03,046
It's nothing weird, just...
Just chill.
849
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,815
What do you want?
850
00:54:05,582 --> 00:54:07,851
I heard you're hitting up
everyone for money.
851
00:54:07,884 --> 00:54:09,486
I'm gonna leave.
852
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,689
Hear me out, just...
853
00:54:11,721 --> 00:54:15,493
Look, I have 40.
Seriously.
854
00:54:15,526 --> 00:54:17,428
Come on, I come in peace.
855
00:54:19,997 --> 00:54:21,933
No, thanks.
856
00:54:22,399 --> 00:54:23,667
Listen...
857
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,603
I know I've been shitty.
858
00:54:26,636 --> 00:54:27,971
It's a peace offering.
859
00:54:29,973 --> 00:54:31,609
Just t...
860
00:54:34,645 --> 00:54:36,081
I don't need all of it.
861
00:54:38,783 --> 00:54:40,051
What's this for, anyway?
862
00:54:41,685 --> 00:54:42,987
Why does it matter?
863
00:54:44,087 --> 00:54:45,823
It does to me.
864
00:54:49,926 --> 00:54:51,562
It's for a Spanish test
865
00:54:56,033 --> 00:54:57,402
Okay.
866
00:54:59,703 --> 00:55:00,839
(sighs)
867
00:55:11,582 --> 00:55:14,018
Well...
868
00:55:14,051 --> 00:55:16,054
You better go and
fetch it, then.
869
00:55:20,524 --> 00:55:21,792
(gasps)
870
00:55:30,067 --> 00:55:31,936
(screams)
871
00:55:35,538 --> 00:55:37,575
(chuckles)
872
00:55:37,607 --> 00:55:38,176
Put that down.
873
00:55:38,209 --> 00:55:39,743
Put it down.
874
00:55:45,649 --> 00:55:47,652
Dude, why is she
floating like that?
875
00:55:47,917 --> 00:55:49,719
I don't know.
876
00:55:49,752 --> 00:55:51,756
Fuck!
877
00:55:53,156 --> 00:55:54,558
Is she...
878
00:55:55,859 --> 00:55:57,528
We got to get out of here.
879
00:56:06,904 --> 00:56:08,206
(muttering)
880
00:56:15,011 --> 00:56:18,149
- Boo.
- (screams)
881
00:56:18,181 --> 00:56:19,984
Fuck! Fuck!
882
00:56:20,017 --> 00:56:22,986
Fuck, you fucking... Fuck!
883
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:26,657
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
884
00:56:26,689 --> 00:56:28,459
I'm sorry.
885
00:56:31,794 --> 00:56:33,197
Why do you hate me?
886
00:56:35,031 --> 00:56:36,167
Let me guess.
887
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,069
It's, um...
It's because I'm uncool,
888
00:56:39,102 --> 00:56:42,839
or something stupid
like that. Right?
889
00:56:42,872 --> 00:56:45,942
Well newsflash:
being cool is overrated.
890
00:56:45,975 --> 00:56:49,546
I've been spending all
this time trying to figure out
891
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,047
what I did to annoy you,
892
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,117
but I just realized that
you probably don't even know.
893
00:56:54,151 --> 00:56:55,719
Yeah, just be mean
to the new kid.
894
00:56:55,752 --> 00:56:57,821
You know,
that's so predictable.
895
00:56:58,221 --> 00:57:00,524
I mean, come on.
896
00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:03,694
I'm drowning in every
possible, imaginable way...
897
00:57:03,727 --> 00:57:05,596
What are you...
898
00:57:41,230 --> 00:57:43,267
(panting)
899
00:57:46,270 --> 00:57:48,105
(moaning)
900
00:58:01,285 --> 00:58:02,886
Shit.
901
00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:34,319
Are you okay?
902
00:58:40,390 --> 00:58:42,159
You must think I'm a freak.
903
00:58:44,127 --> 00:58:46,797
- I mean...
- Blowing my wad like that.
904
00:58:48,931 --> 00:58:49,901
Um...
905
00:58:53,270 --> 00:58:55,974
I heard you and MacKenzie
broke up.
906
00:58:58,075 --> 00:58:59,210
Yep.
907
00:59:03,279 --> 00:59:05,915
Now I'm just the dude who's
failing all of his classes
908
00:59:05,948 --> 00:59:07,784
without even a girlfriend.
909
00:59:10,821 --> 00:59:13,391
Yeah, it... it'll...
it'll be...
910
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:16,259
It's just that...
everybody knows.
911
00:59:18,127 --> 00:59:19,330
You know?
912
00:59:21,297 --> 00:59:24,035
I just wish that I could say,
hey, look over there.
913
00:59:24,067 --> 00:59:25,736
And walk the other way.
914
00:59:27,705 --> 00:59:30,274
Yeah, trust me,
I get that.
915
00:59:41,018 --> 00:59:43,821
You know...
916
00:59:43,853 --> 00:59:45,922
What we just did,
it's the least I can do.
917
00:59:55,431 --> 00:59:57,134
Uh...
918
01:00:03,339 --> 01:00:05,008
[camera shutter clicks]
919
01:00:07,844 --> 01:00:10,848
I don't think
I can take this.
920
01:00:10,881 --> 01:00:12,283
I'm not going
to tell anyone.
921
01:00:12,315 --> 01:00:14,685
Trust me, neither
will I.
922
01:00:18,154 --> 01:00:21,124
Are you sure?
923
01:00:21,158 --> 01:00:23,795
What about your, uh...
what about your test?
924
01:00:25,094 --> 01:00:28,799
Maybe I won't take
the test after all.
925
01:00:29,265 --> 01:00:30,800
- Really?
- No, just kidding,
926
01:00:30,834 --> 01:00:32,136
I'm definitely taking
that test.
927
01:00:32,169 --> 01:00:33,837
(chuckles)
928
01:00:38,341 --> 01:00:40,376
Okay.
929
01:00:40,410 --> 01:00:43,013
Well...
930
01:00:43,046 --> 01:00:44,015
See you around.
931
01:00:45,214 --> 01:00:46,883
Or not.
932
01:00:50,254 --> 01:00:51,221
Later.
933
01:00:57,828 --> 01:00:58,863
What?
934
01:01:25,055 --> 01:01:26,556
♪ It's different for girls ♪
935
01:01:26,589 --> 01:01:28,925
♪ They've got
sensitive language ♪
936
01:01:28,959 --> 01:01:30,960
♪ They've built
miles of defenses ♪
937
01:01:30,993 --> 01:01:34,198
What in the actual fuck?
938
01:01:34,230 --> 01:01:37,433
♪ It's different for girls
from when they are children ♪
939
01:01:37,466 --> 01:01:41,504
♪ They're depersonalized,
aggressively objectified ♪
940
01:01:41,538 --> 01:01:45,543
♪ They want to make a scene,
they want to be adored ♪
941
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:46,811
♪ And they want... ♪
942
01:01:46,843 --> 01:01:49,813
Aren't these Sam's shorts?
943
01:01:49,846 --> 01:01:51,214
What the hell?
944
01:01:54,084 --> 01:01:55,585
Dude, dude.
945
01:01:55,618 --> 01:01:57,555
That was
legend-God-damn-derry.
946
01:01:57,587 --> 01:01:59,122
You nailed it!
947
01:01:59,156 --> 01:02:02,192
Okay, I sent it to
just a few friends.
948
01:02:02,225 --> 01:02:04,261
Sent what?
949
01:02:06,163 --> 01:02:08,565
Sam!
You're the man.
950
01:02:08,598 --> 01:02:10,200
Everyone knows
you're the man.
951
01:02:10,234 --> 01:02:12,502
Sam the man.
Sam the man!
952
01:02:16,138 --> 01:02:19,977
♪ For every one psycho bitch ♪
953
01:02:20,009 --> 01:02:23,580
♪ There's 10,000
aggro pricks ♪
954
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:25,850
♪ It's different for girls ♪
955
01:02:39,363 --> 01:02:41,198
(bell rings)
956
01:02:50,073 --> 01:02:51,142
(giggling)
957
01:02:52,209 --> 01:02:54,011
(drum clatters)
958
01:02:54,944 --> 01:02:56,346
Why does she have money?
959
01:02:56,379 --> 01:02:57,480
Who was giving her money?
960
01:02:57,513 --> 01:03:00,550
Hey, guys, guys!
961
01:03:00,584 --> 01:03:02,152
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
962
01:03:02,185 --> 01:03:03,186
Guess what just happened?
963
01:03:03,219 --> 01:03:06,223
I just beat Sam and Trenton
at their own game.
964
01:03:08,357 --> 01:03:09,227
She's kidding, right?
965
01:03:11,027 --> 01:03:12,263
(sighs)
966
01:03:19,969 --> 01:03:22,239
(tuba plays)
967
01:03:28,544 --> 01:03:31,047
How is this happening?
968
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,450
How can this be real?
969
01:03:35,319 --> 01:03:38,422
You know what?
You were right, Pete.
970
01:03:38,455 --> 01:03:40,324
She needs to get out
of this place
971
01:03:40,357 --> 01:03:42,026
before she ruins everything.
972
01:04:01,611 --> 01:04:04,114
Sam gave me a note
to meet him at the pool.
973
01:04:06,315 --> 01:04:08,953
I thought we made peace.
974
01:04:08,986 --> 01:04:10,388
Moved on.
975
01:04:13,422 --> 01:04:16,192
I thought he liked me.
976
01:04:16,225 --> 01:04:20,564
Sam likes you like
a cat likes a mouse.
977
01:04:22,598 --> 01:04:24,301
Who could ever like me, right?
978
01:04:25,368 --> 01:04:27,236
No.
979
01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:29,006
That's not...
980
01:04:29,038 --> 01:04:30,640
That's not what I meant.
981
01:04:33,442 --> 01:04:35,278
Hey...
982
01:04:35,312 --> 01:04:38,315
I'm going to help you
get to the bottom of this.
983
01:04:38,348 --> 01:04:40,150
Right?
984
01:04:40,183 --> 01:04:42,386
This isn't over.
985
01:04:42,419 --> 01:04:47,056
It isn't...
but it's about to be.
986
01:04:47,089 --> 01:04:50,126
I'm taking that test.
This is the last time he'll get me.
987
01:05:01,171 --> 01:05:04,540
Whore.
You check out my ass in third,
988
01:05:04,573 --> 01:05:07,477
and then you're stripping
for my boyfriend by fifth?
989
01:05:07,511 --> 01:05:09,279
No, I was looking
at your tattoo.
990
01:05:09,312 --> 01:05:11,382
Also, did you guys break up?
991
01:05:11,415 --> 01:05:13,217
He doesn't want you!
992
01:05:28,364 --> 01:05:29,433
Come out here!
993
01:05:32,335 --> 01:05:34,738
Everybody knows who
you took that picture with.
994
01:05:34,770 --> 01:05:36,806
To think he dumped me? Me!
995
01:05:36,839 --> 01:05:38,475
You can have him,
I don't want him!
996
01:05:38,507 --> 01:05:39,576
For you!
997
01:05:41,745 --> 01:05:43,247
Come out here!
998
01:05:43,279 --> 01:05:45,082
(bell rings)
999
01:05:47,350 --> 01:05:50,187
Great, and now you made
me late for geography.
1000
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,422
Ugh!
1001
01:05:59,296 --> 01:06:01,598
Please!
Please don't do this to me!
1002
01:06:01,631 --> 01:06:03,801
Wait...
1003
01:06:03,834 --> 01:06:05,335
Hello?
1004
01:06:05,368 --> 01:06:07,538
Wait, no, I have
to take a test!
1005
01:06:07,571 --> 01:06:10,641
I guess you're gonna fail.
1006
01:06:10,674 --> 01:06:12,376
No, please!
1007
01:06:12,408 --> 01:06:14,377
Open the door, please!
1008
01:06:14,410 --> 01:06:16,679
Hello?
Is anyone out there?
1009
01:06:18,515 --> 01:06:19,683
Hello?
1010
01:06:20,783 --> 01:06:22,218
(phone rings)
1011
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,256
Just in time.
1012
01:06:28,558 --> 01:06:30,795
$57.
1013
01:06:31,727 --> 01:06:33,696
Let me just put that
in the cash box.
1014
01:06:33,730 --> 01:06:35,365
Which one of you
is her mom?
1015
01:06:35,397 --> 01:06:37,100
That would be me.
1016
01:06:37,134 --> 01:06:39,070
There will be
chaperones, right?
1017
01:06:39,402 --> 01:06:40,838
Just the proctor.
1018
01:06:40,870 --> 01:06:42,372
We find one is
usually enough.
1019
01:06:42,739 --> 01:06:46,343
Only one?
1020
01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,644
Uh, surely there'll
be some rules.
1021
01:06:48,678 --> 01:06:50,346
Right? Like a dress code?
1022
01:06:51,247 --> 01:06:53,416
What she had on earlier
today should be fine.
1023
01:06:53,450 --> 01:06:55,453
Such a lovely,
colorful ensemble.
1024
01:06:55,752 --> 01:06:57,488
What?
1025
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,356
But shouldn't the winter formal
be a little bit more formal?
1026
01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,493
Oh, the winter formal,
well, yes,
1027
01:07:02,526 --> 01:07:05,395
I'm wearing a lovely satin
sheet thanks to shapeware,
1028
01:07:05,428 --> 01:07:07,598
but... we don't want our
student to be uncomfortable
1029
01:07:07,631 --> 01:07:09,565
when they're taking a test.
1030
01:07:09,598 --> 01:07:11,334
Test?
1031
01:07:12,868 --> 01:07:13,837
What test?
1032
01:07:15,238 --> 01:07:16,707
The one you just paid for.
1033
01:07:16,739 --> 01:07:18,174
Here.
1034
01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:31,588
Would you call my daughter?
1035
01:07:34,491 --> 01:07:36,493
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office.
1036
01:07:36,526 --> 01:07:38,261
Bindu Chaudry to the
front office.
1037
01:07:38,294 --> 01:07:39,762
Hey, do you hear me?
1038
01:07:39,796 --> 01:07:41,297
Hello!
1039
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,902
Hey!
1040
01:07:46,602 --> 01:07:47,904
Hey!
1041
01:07:52,509 --> 01:07:55,312
Hello?
No! No!
1042
01:07:57,846 --> 01:07:59,448
Hello?
1043
01:07:59,482 --> 01:08:02,319
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office.
1044
01:08:02,352 --> 01:08:05,556
She's never lied to me.
She's never lied to me.
1045
01:08:05,589 --> 01:08:06,757
Hmm?
1046
01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,392
She's not like this.
1047
01:08:08,424 --> 01:08:10,960
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office.
1048
01:08:10,993 --> 01:08:13,596
Bindu Chaudry
to the front office.
1049
01:08:13,629 --> 01:08:16,700
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office.
1050
01:08:19,469 --> 01:08:21,572
Can anybody hear me?
1051
01:08:25,308 --> 01:08:26,911
Hello?
1052
01:09:10,452 --> 01:09:11,654
Stop it.
1053
01:09:12,721 --> 01:09:14,590
Please.
1054
01:09:14,623 --> 01:09:16,393
Enough.
1055
01:09:16,425 --> 01:09:17,393
No.
1056
01:09:19,028 --> 01:09:21,331
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office.
1057
01:09:23,565 --> 01:09:28,005
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office now.
1058
01:09:28,037 --> 01:09:30,674
Go fudge yourselves.
1059
01:09:36,045 --> 01:09:38,014
Go fudge yourselves!
1060
01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:41,418
Go freak yourselves!
1061
01:09:47,090 --> 01:09:50,761
Go fudge off.
Go freak yourselves.
1062
01:09:55,431 --> 01:09:57,033
Go duck yourselves!
1063
01:09:58,335 --> 01:09:59,970
Go fly a kite...
1064
01:10:02,738 --> 01:10:04,308
Just eff off!
1065
01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:09,013
She's not in her history class.
1066
01:10:11,413 --> 01:10:12,683
Okay, Mrs. Benson.
1067
01:10:12,715 --> 01:10:14,450
Thank you.
1068
01:10:14,483 --> 01:10:16,719
What kind of a school
is this?
1069
01:10:16,752 --> 01:10:17,987
Where is my daughter?
1070
01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:19,422
Why don't you text her?
1071
01:10:19,456 --> 01:10:20,591
Text her.
1072
01:10:22,725 --> 01:10:25,996
The level of incompetence
in this school is just...
1073
01:10:27,563 --> 01:10:29,365
The level of incompetence,
I swear.
1074
01:10:29,398 --> 01:10:31,434
(chattering)
1075
01:10:34,537 --> 01:10:35,906
There she is.
1076
01:10:35,938 --> 01:10:38,341
See? It was probably just
a bathroom emergency.
1077
01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:39,975
That's my daughter.
1078
01:10:40,009 --> 01:10:41,345
Oh, I could've sworn
it was her.
1079
01:10:41,377 --> 01:10:42,412
They could be twins!
1080
01:10:42,446 --> 01:10:44,581
Smirthi, do you know
what's going on with Bindu?
1081
01:10:49,719 --> 01:10:50,821
When did you last see her?
1082
01:10:50,854 --> 01:10:52,055
I don't know.
1083
01:10:52,087 --> 01:10:54,424
Smirthi!
Where is Bindu?
1084
01:10:54,456 --> 01:10:56,026
Smirthi!
1085
01:10:56,059 --> 01:10:58,128
Okay, okay, look,
1086
01:10:58,161 --> 01:11:00,764
you cannot freak out
if I show you something.
1087
01:11:07,970 --> 01:11:09,473
Oh!
1088
01:11:09,505 --> 01:11:10,707
Oh, my God.
1089
01:11:24,153 --> 01:11:25,921
I need to see
the principal, please.
1090
01:11:25,955 --> 01:11:26,922
You need an app...
1091
01:11:26,956 --> 01:11:28,625
I need to see
the principal.
1092
01:11:28,657 --> 01:11:29,759
This way.
1093
01:11:51,814 --> 01:11:53,716
I'm getting out of here.
1094
01:12:17,806 --> 01:12:18,975
(grunts)
1095
01:12:32,054 --> 01:12:33,189
(panting)
1096
01:12:35,492 --> 01:12:38,895
Bindu Chaudry to
the front office.
1097
01:12:38,928 --> 01:12:42,765
I'm coming! I'm coming!
1098
01:12:42,799 --> 01:12:44,568
Bindu Chaudry to...
1099
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,502
Can I have one more dollar?
Please, anything.
1100
01:12:46,536 --> 01:12:48,171
Can I please borrow a dollar,
I just need a dollar. Anything?
1101
01:12:48,203 --> 01:12:50,005
Can I please borrow a dollar.
Do you have anything?
1102
01:12:50,038 --> 01:12:51,974
No, okay.
Can I please borrow a dollar?
1103
01:12:52,007 --> 01:12:53,977
Hello? Please? I just need a dollar!
Please! A dollar!
1104
01:12:54,010 --> 01:12:56,513
I know how you can
make ten dollars.
1105
01:12:56,545 --> 01:12:59,648
You can blow the varsity
and JV football teams.
1106
01:12:59,681 --> 01:13:02,519
Well, why don't
you, Trenton?
1107
01:13:02,551 --> 01:13:03,786
What was that?
1108
01:13:05,654 --> 01:13:08,892
Hey, look who's...
look who's eating linoleum?
1109
01:13:09,192 --> 01:13:11,495
Leave it!
Come on! Let's go!
1110
01:13:11,528 --> 01:13:13,664
Come on.
Fuck you, Petey!
1111
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,736
I don't have it all.
1112
01:13:21,104 --> 01:13:22,172
MOTHER: What are we going
to do about this?
1113
01:13:22,205 --> 01:13:25,075
- PRINCIPAL: I don't know anything about...
- Uh...
1114
01:13:25,108 --> 01:13:27,711
Don't worry about it.
1115
01:13:27,743 --> 01:13:30,279
I want these
people expelled!
1116
01:13:30,313 --> 01:13:31,715
Right now, sir!
1117
01:13:31,747 --> 01:13:33,215
Is that my mom?
1118
01:13:33,248 --> 01:13:34,617
PRINCIPAL: I tell you what
we're going to do.
1119
01:13:34,651 --> 01:13:37,888
This fall, we're going to finish
installation of security cameras
1120
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,256
across the campus so we can keep
a better eye on the students.
1121
01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:42,626
Now... you know,
fingers crossed with budget cuts and all.
1122
01:13:42,658 --> 01:13:44,827
But that's going to be able
to increase our efficiency
1123
01:13:44,861 --> 01:13:46,062
in watching these kids.
1124
01:13:46,095 --> 01:13:47,096
This is going
to help a lot.
1125
01:13:47,130 --> 01:13:48,998
You don't even know
who's taking these photos.
1126
01:13:49,032 --> 01:13:51,268
Once again, once again,
so you're saying
1127
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:53,002
- this will be next fall?
- Yes.
1128
01:13:53,036 --> 01:13:55,971
How is it helping me
and my daughter right now?
1129
01:13:56,005 --> 01:13:57,873
Well, that's a good point.
You know what we could do?
1130
01:13:57,907 --> 01:13:59,676
I've got a great idea,
what we could do
1131
01:13:59,709 --> 01:14:00,943
is hold some kind of a rally.
1132
01:14:00,977 --> 01:14:02,879
Think about it,
anti-bullying...
1133
01:14:02,912 --> 01:14:04,781
Oh, hey, Bindu, what do
you think about that idea?
1134
01:14:14,690 --> 01:14:15,759
And that's what we're
working towards,
1135
01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:16,892
because that's
the Rocket way.
1136
01:14:16,925 --> 01:14:18,294
Sir, just... that's my daughter
1137
01:14:18,327 --> 01:14:20,062
and let's just get
this over with.
1138
01:14:20,095 --> 01:14:21,831
I don't want to be
coming here again.
1139
01:14:22,197 --> 01:14:23,700
Thank you.
1140
01:14:27,002 --> 01:14:28,170
Mom, Mom...
1141
01:14:28,203 --> 01:14:30,072
Okay, understood.
1142
01:14:42,117 --> 01:14:43,886
Where did you get
all that money from?
1143
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,855
Um...
1144
01:14:45,888 --> 01:14:47,657
It's a long story.
1145
01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:48,892
Oh, great, we found her.
1146
01:14:48,925 --> 01:14:50,160
How is she?
1147
01:14:50,193 --> 01:14:51,828
Why don't you ask
Bindu yourself?
1148
01:14:52,929 --> 01:14:53,830
Bindu, are you okay?
1149
01:14:53,862 --> 01:14:55,998
I don't want
to talk to you.
1150
01:14:56,331 --> 01:14:59,169
My daughter...
1151
01:14:59,202 --> 01:15:01,972
and all of this money...
1152
01:15:02,005 --> 01:15:04,274
This money showing
her breasts off
1153
01:15:04,306 --> 01:15:06,710
to the entire school.
1154
01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:08,745
It's probably because of
all the filthy magazines
1155
01:15:08,778 --> 01:15:10,047
around the house.
1156
01:15:10,313 --> 01:15:11,614
What?
1157
01:15:11,648 --> 01:15:14,150
Amma, I didn't
show anyone my...
1158
01:15:14,183 --> 01:15:16,086
How can I believe you?
1159
01:15:16,118 --> 01:15:17,353
I don't even know
who you are.
1160
01:15:17,386 --> 01:15:19,355
I don't know
where you've been.
1161
01:15:20,657 --> 01:15:22,058
Where have I been?
1162
01:15:22,090 --> 01:15:24,160
Where have you
been, Ma?
1163
01:15:24,193 --> 01:15:28,264
It was just you and me and then
you throw me into the deep end.
1164
01:15:28,296 --> 01:15:30,966
People are putting
shaving cream in my lockers,
1165
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,770
and they're throwing things
at me and you put me here
1166
01:15:33,803 --> 01:15:37,373
in this big pile of shit.
1167
01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:39,209
Language!
1168
01:15:39,242 --> 01:15:41,211
Shit, shit, shit!
1169
01:15:41,243 --> 01:15:43,746
You do not get to
act so self-righteous,
1170
01:15:43,779 --> 01:15:45,881
when you and Bill are
having sex every night.
1171
01:15:45,915 --> 01:15:47,183
I hear it!
I hear all of it!
1172
01:15:47,215 --> 01:15:51,621
Oh, oh! Oh, Bill!
Oh, Bill!
1173
01:15:53,689 --> 01:15:56,393
You know what?
Bill was right.
1174
01:15:56,425 --> 01:15:59,696
You are just stuck in
your silly little ways.
1175
01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:06,236
Is that what you
think of me?
1176
01:16:10,238 --> 01:16:12,875
She just wanted to go to
a dance and make friends.
1177
01:16:12,908 --> 01:16:15,011
She doesn't need to be
friends with those people.
1178
01:16:15,812 --> 01:16:18,180
Well, who is she supposed
to be friends with, you?
1179
01:16:18,214 --> 01:16:19,314
Just you?
1180
01:16:19,348 --> 01:16:20,950
You're not the parent here.
1181
01:16:20,983 --> 01:16:23,453
You don't get to do
the parenting here.
1182
01:16:23,486 --> 01:16:25,055
I'm not...
1183
01:16:28,023 --> 01:16:30,225
What are we doing here?
1184
01:16:30,259 --> 01:16:32,696
I married you.
1185
01:16:32,729 --> 01:16:34,130
I take Bindu to school
every day.
1186
01:16:34,162 --> 01:16:37,067
You are still not
her father.
1187
01:16:38,401 --> 01:16:40,370
That's not fair.
1188
01:16:40,403 --> 01:16:42,372
Don't do this.
1189
01:16:49,912 --> 01:16:51,782
I'm sorry.
1190
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,919
Dude...
1191
01:16:55,952 --> 01:16:57,454
What were you thinking?
1192
01:16:57,487 --> 01:16:59,221
I don't know.
1193
01:16:59,255 --> 01:17:00,957
Maybe that my cousin
wouldn't abandon me
1194
01:17:00,989 --> 01:17:02,459
as soon as I started school.
1195
01:17:02,492 --> 01:17:04,160
How was I supposed
to know that you
1196
01:17:04,193 --> 01:17:06,229
were going to
take frickin' nudes?
1197
01:17:06,261 --> 01:17:08,098
I didn't know I was...
1198
01:17:09,831 --> 01:17:11,433
It doesn't even matter.
1199
01:17:11,466 --> 01:17:13,769
Everything and
everyone sucks.
1200
01:17:15,337 --> 01:17:17,372
Bindu...
1201
01:17:17,406 --> 01:17:21,411
Look, back in middle school
someone made up this rumor
1202
01:17:21,443 --> 01:17:24,046
that I didn't wash my
hands in the bathroom.
1203
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,350
So I made my mom get a bottle
of plumeria hand sanitizer.
1204
01:17:27,382 --> 01:17:30,886
Some of the popular girls
liked how it smelled
1205
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,355
and wanted to be
my friend.
1206
01:17:32,388 --> 01:17:35,825
And the rest is history.
1207
01:17:35,858 --> 01:17:38,094
I just hoped you'd find
something like that, you know?
1208
01:17:38,126 --> 01:17:40,095
Peter!
Peter, hi.
1209
01:17:40,129 --> 01:17:41,930
Peter, hi!
1210
01:17:41,964 --> 01:17:43,065
Hey, hey, Rob.
1211
01:17:43,099 --> 01:17:44,134
What's going on?
1212
01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,434
I got the money.
1213
01:17:45,468 --> 01:17:47,269
Um, uh, it's a
really long story,
1214
01:17:47,303 --> 01:17:49,773
but I'm going to take
the test now.
1215
01:17:49,805 --> 01:17:51,306
I just wanted to let
you know because I saw you
1216
01:17:51,340 --> 01:17:52,475
coming out of the...
1217
01:17:52,507 --> 01:17:55,411
Yeah. Amazing.
You did it.
1218
01:17:55,443 --> 01:17:57,781
Yes, we did.
You did.
1219
01:17:57,813 --> 01:17:59,515
- You did.
- No, no, no.
1220
01:18:04,287 --> 01:18:06,523
I, uh... I just wanted
to thank you.
1221
01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:07,956
For everything.
1222
01:18:07,989 --> 01:18:10,160
I may not see you
after, so...
1223
01:18:10,193 --> 01:18:12,862
You getting all
sentimental on me?
1224
01:18:12,894 --> 01:18:14,196
(chuckles)
1225
01:18:15,497 --> 01:18:17,966
Oh my gosh, I still can't
believe that you punched Trenton.
1226
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,836
I know, I can't
believe it either.
1227
01:18:19,868 --> 01:18:22,104
- Are you okay?
- No, yeah, I'm fine.
1228
01:18:22,138 --> 01:18:23,806
More like, is he okay?
1229
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:24,974
Yeah, right?
1230
01:18:25,006 --> 01:18:26,843
(laughing)
1231
01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:28,278
(sighs)
1232
01:18:28,310 --> 01:18:30,212
Well...
1233
01:18:30,246 --> 01:18:32,082
Knock 'em dead, I mean...
1234
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,122
Whoa.
1235
01:18:41,256 --> 01:18:42,192
Okay.
1236
01:18:45,094 --> 01:18:46,830
Bindu, I think we should...
1237
01:18:46,862 --> 01:18:49,264
talk after your test.
1238
01:18:49,297 --> 01:18:51,201
Uh, what's wrong?
1239
01:18:51,233 --> 01:18:53,602
Nothing, let's just...
1240
01:18:53,635 --> 01:18:55,337
Let's talk later.
1241
01:19:02,211 --> 01:19:03,980
There they are.
1242
01:19:04,013 --> 01:19:06,349
Latecomers get to volunteer.
1243
01:19:06,381 --> 01:19:07,517
Come on up.
1244
01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:08,585
Oh, no, Mr. Deedham,
I can't...
1245
01:19:08,617 --> 01:19:11,220
I am waiting to see
the new and improved Bindu.
1246
01:19:11,254 --> 01:19:12,389
This can't be it.
1247
01:19:15,291 --> 01:19:17,927
Class, today,
1248
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,328
we are going to find out...
1249
01:19:19,362 --> 01:19:20,997
I can't right now.
1250
01:19:21,029 --> 01:19:21,898
...made of.
1251
01:19:21,930 --> 01:19:24,433
Now, take these toothpicks,
1252
01:19:24,466 --> 01:19:26,635
roll them inside your cheeks,
1253
01:19:26,669 --> 01:19:29,506
and then smear it
on to this slide.
1254
01:19:32,007 --> 01:19:33,643
What is it?
1255
01:19:33,675 --> 01:19:35,210
I can't tell you
right now.
1256
01:19:35,243 --> 01:19:36,612
Well, just tell me so...
1257
01:19:36,645 --> 01:19:38,915
Less whispering.
1258
01:19:38,947 --> 01:19:40,450
More science.
1259
01:19:52,461 --> 01:19:55,498
Bindu!
Come on.
1260
01:20:01,237 --> 01:20:03,139
Fine. I'm leaving.
1261
01:20:03,171 --> 01:20:05,073
I can't get it to focus.
1262
01:20:05,107 --> 01:20:07,109
What the hell is that?
1263
01:20:07,143 --> 01:20:09,178
Looks like tiny bugs.
1264
01:20:09,211 --> 01:20:12,982
Um, that's... that's
not how it's supposed to look.
1265
01:20:13,014 --> 01:20:15,984
In one second I'm sure
it will all be fine.
1266
01:20:16,018 --> 01:20:17,386
It's cum.
1267
01:20:17,987 --> 01:20:18,988
What?
1268
01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:20,991
Oh... oh fuck.
1269
01:20:21,690 --> 01:20:22,992
Um...
1270
01:20:25,193 --> 01:20:27,263
Whose slide is this?
1271
01:20:27,295 --> 01:20:29,531
- Whose slide is this?
- Bindu.
1272
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,702
Whose slide is this?
1273
01:20:32,734 --> 01:20:35,938
Bindu, is this
some sort of joke?
1274
01:20:35,971 --> 01:20:37,172
No.
1275
01:20:37,206 --> 01:20:39,642
Uh...
1276
01:20:39,675 --> 01:20:41,978
It's, um...
1277
01:20:42,010 --> 01:20:45,348
Uh, actually...
1278
01:20:45,380 --> 01:20:46,715
Bindu!
1279
01:20:46,748 --> 01:20:49,452
Come on, let's go,
you're going to miss your test.
1280
01:20:50,553 --> 01:20:53,055
Someone's a cocksucker.
1281
01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:57,327
Sam, that's enough.
1282
01:20:57,359 --> 01:20:58,627
It's mine.
1283
01:21:02,998 --> 01:21:04,968
Peter, go sit down.
1284
01:21:06,202 --> 01:21:07,704
I'm sorry.
1285
01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:10,239
The whore strikes back,
huh?
1286
01:21:12,207 --> 01:21:13,375
Cumslut.
1287
01:21:13,408 --> 01:21:14,643
Sam, that's detention.
1288
01:21:14,676 --> 01:21:17,647
Bindu, is this
some sort of joke?
1289
01:21:19,581 --> 01:21:21,116
No.
1290
01:21:21,149 --> 01:21:25,554
I blowjobbed Sam
right before class.
1291
01:21:25,587 --> 01:21:27,156
I knew it,
you fucker.
1292
01:21:27,188 --> 01:21:29,124
Hell no, fuck you.
1293
01:21:29,157 --> 01:21:33,161
No thank you,
you premature ejaculator.
1294
01:21:33,194 --> 01:21:34,162
- Bindu?
- What?
1295
01:21:34,196 --> 01:21:36,565
- Go to the principal.
- Fine.
1296
01:21:36,599 --> 01:21:38,435
(Trenton laughing)
1297
01:21:42,104 --> 01:21:44,107
By the way...
1298
01:21:44,139 --> 01:21:48,510
all of you can go
and fuck yourselves!
1299
01:21:53,381 --> 01:21:56,585
Sit down.
You have detention as well.
1300
01:21:58,220 --> 01:22:00,090
Pretend like it
didn't happen.
1301
01:22:03,725 --> 01:22:05,694
You're so dead.
1302
01:22:14,135 --> 01:22:15,804
(sighs)
1303
01:22:15,837 --> 01:22:17,373
Fuck it.
1304
01:22:22,478 --> 01:22:24,147
Well, sorry you had
to come in,
1305
01:22:24,179 --> 01:22:27,616
but... she had a bad day.
1306
01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:29,117
Thank you.
1307
01:22:29,151 --> 01:22:30,118
You're welcome.
1308
01:22:30,152 --> 01:22:30,787
We're rooting for her.
1309
01:22:30,819 --> 01:22:32,121
Trish?
1310
01:22:35,724 --> 01:22:37,360
Bye, Bindu.
1311
01:22:42,098 --> 01:22:43,366
Hey.
1312
01:22:43,398 --> 01:22:44,633
Fuck the box people.
1313
01:22:44,666 --> 01:22:46,234
- Language.
- Sorry.
1314
01:22:46,268 --> 01:22:48,071
- That makes no sense.
- So sorry.
1315
01:23:03,118 --> 01:23:05,321
High school really sucks.
1316
01:23:06,455 --> 01:23:08,457
Yeah, it can.
1317
01:23:08,491 --> 01:23:11,060
I'm sorry I ever
made you go.
1318
01:23:13,528 --> 01:23:15,330
But believe it or not,
it does get better.
1319
01:23:16,831 --> 01:23:19,102
How do you know?
1320
01:23:22,203 --> 01:23:23,805
I got an idea.
1321
01:23:23,839 --> 01:23:26,709
You know what I do
when I get
1322
01:23:26,742 --> 01:23:29,645
all those thoughts?
1323
01:23:29,678 --> 01:23:32,681
I just stuff 'em in that box.
1324
01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:35,350
That's really weird, Bill.
1325
01:23:35,550 --> 01:23:38,254
Well... I'm weird.
1326
01:23:38,821 --> 01:23:41,189
So are you.
1327
01:23:41,223 --> 01:23:42,524
And so what?
1328
01:23:42,558 --> 01:23:44,359
You should try it.
1329
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:46,795
You're serious.
1330
01:23:47,462 --> 01:23:48,730
Yeah.
1331
01:23:48,764 --> 01:23:50,533
Put your problems
in the box.
1332
01:23:54,769 --> 01:23:56,505
This can't be healthy.
1333
01:24:01,577 --> 01:24:03,179
You got it.
1334
01:24:08,584 --> 01:24:10,286
You never know.
1335
01:24:14,622 --> 01:24:16,158
Yeah.
1336
01:24:25,968 --> 01:24:27,569
So...
1337
01:24:27,603 --> 01:24:29,272
what happens now?
1338
01:24:29,304 --> 01:24:30,872
I don't know.
1339
01:24:30,906 --> 01:24:33,176
That's all I got,
I'm new to this.
1340
01:24:34,843 --> 01:24:36,479
Sorry.
1341
01:24:37,412 --> 01:24:38,380
Me, too.
1342
01:24:38,947 --> 01:24:40,282
Kind of.
1343
01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:42,285
How am I doing?
1344
01:24:43,484 --> 01:24:45,455
You'll get better
with practice.
1345
01:24:55,997 --> 01:24:59,602
You know, I didn't do
any of the things
1346
01:24:59,635 --> 01:25:02,272
- they said I did.
- Yeah. I know.
1347
01:25:08,777 --> 01:25:10,413
Do you want
to come inside?
1348
01:25:10,446 --> 01:25:12,881
I think...
1349
01:25:12,915 --> 01:25:14,716
You and your mom
need some time alone.
1350
01:25:15,517 --> 01:25:17,853
How do you think
she's going to take this?
1351
01:25:17,885 --> 01:25:21,590
Well, she'll be really
mad at first,
1352
01:25:21,623 --> 01:25:24,660
and then eventually
she'll come around.
1353
01:25:24,693 --> 01:25:25,762
She really loves you.
1354
01:25:26,795 --> 01:25:28,598
You've got to
remember that.
1355
01:25:41,443 --> 01:25:42,778
Wait.
1356
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:45,215
I, uh... I left something.
1357
01:25:52,955 --> 01:25:55,658
See you later, kiddo.
1358
01:26:21,649 --> 01:26:23,885
(tires squeal)
1359
01:26:56,751 --> 01:26:57,786
Thank you.
1360
01:27:20,142 --> 01:27:21,611
(sighs)
1361
01:27:30,118 --> 01:27:32,054
(knock on door)
1362
01:27:37,559 --> 01:27:39,095
Does she know
I'm here, kiddo?
1363
01:27:39,127 --> 01:27:40,895
No.
1364
01:27:40,929 --> 01:27:42,765
- I'm scared.
- Shh.
1365
01:27:52,808 --> 01:27:54,010
(clears throat)
1366
01:27:58,179 --> 01:28:01,616
I just thought we needed
another hand in the kitchen.
1367
01:28:11,059 --> 01:28:12,795
Bill, I'm sorry.
1368
01:28:12,827 --> 01:28:14,629
I'm sorry.
1369
01:28:14,662 --> 01:28:16,165
They're pretty.
1370
01:28:16,197 --> 01:28:20,802
They're fake, but
they last forever.
1371
01:28:20,836 --> 01:28:22,405
Okay, guys, don't make
me regret this.
1372
01:28:22,438 --> 01:28:23,573
(doorbell rings)
1373
01:28:41,657 --> 01:28:44,827
You haven't been in class.
1374
01:28:44,859 --> 01:28:46,094
Yeah, well, uh,
1375
01:28:46,127 --> 01:28:49,831
apparently blowjobs are
grounds for suspension.
1376
01:28:53,868 --> 01:28:55,772
Why didn't you say anything?
1377
01:28:57,738 --> 01:29:00,843
Well, you were about
to leave, so...
1378
01:29:00,876 --> 01:29:02,812
Didn't seem like
the right time.
1379
01:29:02,845 --> 01:29:05,681
Also, uh...
1380
01:29:06,014 --> 01:29:09,419
I was worried you might just
tell me to try to blend in.
1381
01:29:11,252 --> 01:29:12,587
I'm so sorry.
1382
01:29:15,756 --> 01:29:19,127
I didn't mean it
like that.
1383
01:29:19,161 --> 01:29:23,498
Also, I've never
said it out loud.
1384
01:29:23,532 --> 01:29:25,768
To anyone, and...
1385
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,069
I couldn't say it then.
1386
01:29:30,238 --> 01:29:32,507
You can say it now.
1387
01:29:32,541 --> 01:29:34,977
Yeah.
1388
01:29:35,243 --> 01:29:36,578
Okay.
1389
01:29:41,683 --> 01:29:43,118
I'm gay.
1390
01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:52,861
Someone once told me
1391
01:29:52,894 --> 01:29:55,163
that it would feel good
to just let it out.
1392
01:30:09,944 --> 01:30:11,947
Don't worry, I'm not
going to kiss you.
1393
01:30:11,979 --> 01:30:13,648
Oh, okay, good.
1394
01:30:17,653 --> 01:30:19,221
Do you want to come inside?
1395
01:30:19,254 --> 01:30:20,555
Oh, Lord, no.
1396
01:30:20,589 --> 01:30:21,724
- Okay.
- I'm going home.
1397
01:30:21,756 --> 01:30:23,792
Okay, yeah.
1398
01:30:25,027 --> 01:30:26,127
Don't be weird.
1399
01:30:26,161 --> 01:30:27,596
I can't help it.
1400
01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:30,865
- Okay, I'll see you later.
- Okay.
1401
01:30:30,898 --> 01:30:32,133
Bye.
1402
01:30:36,638 --> 01:30:38,006
Do you want us
to come inside?
1403
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:39,774
Thanks, but I'll be okay.
1404
01:30:40,776 --> 01:30:42,077
Call if you need anything.
1405
01:30:43,010 --> 01:30:45,080
- Answer the call.
- Okay, Mom.
1406
01:30:45,112 --> 01:30:46,848
You'll be great, kiddo.
1407
01:30:51,687 --> 01:30:53,889
Have fun, learn things!
1408
01:30:53,921 --> 01:30:56,024
What do you do when
they offer you drugs?
1409
01:30:56,692 --> 01:30:58,027
Too late for that.
1410
01:30:59,327 --> 01:31:01,930
No. No, thank you.
I'm cool on my own.
1411
01:31:02,997 --> 01:31:04,267
She knows.
1412
01:31:04,866 --> 01:31:06,301
- She knows?
- She knows.
1413
01:31:06,335 --> 01:31:07,403
I'm pretty sure she knows.
1414
01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:09,272
- Oh, gosh.
- Your mom is way smarter than you think.
1415
01:31:09,871 --> 01:31:12,608
Hey... there's your
little man.
1416
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:14,109
- Hey.
- Hey.
1417
01:31:14,876 --> 01:31:15,978
You all right?
1418
01:31:16,010 --> 01:31:17,312
I think so.
1419
01:31:21,148 --> 01:31:23,218
- SMIRTHI: It'll be fine.
- PETER: I bet no-one even remembers.
1420
01:31:23,251 --> 01:31:24,653
PETER: What was it, a week?
1421
01:31:24,685 --> 01:31:25,754
SMIRTHI: So much has happened.
1422
01:31:25,787 --> 01:31:27,856
PETER: Yeah, honestly,
people move on to new stuff.
1423
01:31:27,889 --> 01:31:29,225
(bell rings)
1424
01:31:36,797 --> 01:31:38,099
Anyone looking at me?
1425
01:31:41,836 --> 01:31:42,971
Not really.
1426
01:32:31,153 --> 01:32:33,722
- Oh, shit.
- (laughing)
1427
01:32:33,755 --> 01:32:35,190
That's gotta hurt.
1428
01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:48,069
(phone chimes)
1429
01:32:55,143 --> 01:32:56,312
Come on.
1430
01:33:06,921 --> 01:33:09,125
♪
1431
01:33:12,994 --> 01:33:17,994
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