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♪ Happy Christmas day
you broke my heart ♪
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♪ happy Christmas day
you broke my heart ♪
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♪ and now I can't believe
that you would ever leave me ♪
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♪ you were trying
to deceive me ♪
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♪ I gave you all my love
but you threw it away ♪
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♪ so happy Christmas,
don't tell me it's over ♪
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♪ so happy Christmas,
don't tell me it's over ♪
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♪ so happy Christmas, don't
tell me it's over now ♪
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♪ happy Christmas day
you broke my heart ♪
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♪ happy Christmas day
you broke my heart ♪
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♪ and now it seems that
you are never gonna leave ♪
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♪ but you told me
you'll never see her ♪
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♪ gave you all my time but
you were fooling around ♪
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♪ so happy Christmas,
don't tell me it's over ♪
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♪ so happy Christmas,
don't tell me it's over ♪
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♪ so happy Christmas, don't
tell me it's over now ♪
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I am not lonely because
of the holidays, mom.
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No, I don't mind going
to a party alone.
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That is the point of going.
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No, mom, not so I
can meet someone.
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Look, I'm getting
out, I'm going.
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Tom?
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What was that?
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Nothing, it's all good!
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It doesn't sound like nothing.
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You know that Annie
messaged me like three times
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to make sure I'd come?
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Wait, did you tell Annie
that she had to make me come?
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Did you know that baby carrots
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are the same thickness
as a human finger?
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We just know not
to bite into them.
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Our fingers.
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But if we did, they'd have the
same give as a baby carrot.
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Now why would you tell me this?
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Because that's
interesting information.
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Oh, you have ruined
baby carrots for me.
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Or maybe I've enhanced them?
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Look, mom, I will probably
just stay for five minutes
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and never go to one of their
parties ever again, okay?
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I'm hanging up now, goodbye.
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Natalie!
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Your cousin's here.
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I know I'm a little early,
but I was talking to my mom
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in the car and she was
like, "just go in already!"
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Yeah, of course!
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Come in.
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I'm going in.
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Annie is just finishing
some stuff up in the kitchen.
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I'm almost
done, I just need a hand.
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I can help, too.
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She gets a little
stressed beforehand.
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I'm totally fine!
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Oh, I'm the first
person here, huh?
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People usually arrive
around 30 minutes
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after the start time.
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Then why is it the start time?
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Natalie!
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Oh wow, I love your dress.
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She wears it every year.
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Now I would love to chat,
and I promise we will,
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but we are officially
running late.
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Tom, get the stuff
for the eggnog.
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Oh, I can help, too...
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Oh, no, no, no,
you're our guest.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
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I am good.
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Um, the semester just ended.
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- Cool.
- Finally.
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And that means the class
I was ta-ing is done.
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Cool.
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Those kids were sweet,
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but they were also
total nightmares.
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- Yikes.
- Cool, cool.
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I mean, not cool that
that they were nightmares,
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but cool that you're done.
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Right.
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Oh, shoot, I got shell in here.
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So, is there anyone
special in your program?
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You're are as bad as aunt Beth.
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Is there anyone?
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Oh my gosh.
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I think that's a no.
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It's okay that it's a no.
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You've got plenty of time.
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We were kind of a
weird, cosmic thing.
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Oh, no, the dress!
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- Okay, oh no.
- Oh.
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I got it.
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Blot it, blot it.
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Yeah, blot it, blot it.
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We did say 7:30 on
the invite, right?
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Yeah, uh, nat, do
you wanna get the door,
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maybe make a new friend?
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Gentle!
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Yes, I'm a gentle blotter.
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Not, don't rub it in.
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Honey, I'm just barely,
you can't even see it.
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Get a hairdryer!
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Hi, I'm Annie's cousin.
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They're just finishing the
last touches in the kitchen.
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They'll be right out.
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So, uh, you can come
in to the party.
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Woo!
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I didn't get your name?
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Doug.
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I'm Natalie, Annie's cousin.
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You already said that.
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Right, cool.
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Nice to meet you, too, Doug.
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Oh no, I didn't get photos yet.
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Okay.
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Precious cargo!
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Oh no, here it comes!
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The eggnog has arrived,
clarkmas can officially begin!
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It's raw eggs, right?
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And like, a gallon of booze.
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Make sure people take pictures.
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They're memories!
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Okay, all right, get in there.
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Come on, here we go.
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Okay, all right, you guys next?
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Saw you met Doug.
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Oh, he mostly ate
hors d'oeuvres at me.
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I think he spat some
gingerbread man on my face.
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It seemed like maybe you
two were hitting it off.
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
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I just want to make
sure you mingle.
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I'm doing just fine.
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Refilling the gingerbread, duck!
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Okay, so, see?
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Hey, buddy.
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What?
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You made it!
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How was the drive up?
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Oh, not too bad.
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Fun fact, I might be moving
up here in a few weeks.
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No kidding, new job?
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Same job, new office.
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They're putting a branch
in Marina del Rey.
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Who knows, maybe I'll
become one of those guys
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who lives on a boat?
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You would be a guy
that lives on a boat.
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I would be a guy that
lives on a boat, yeah.
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Annie, look who finally
made it this year!
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- Hi, hello!
- How are you?
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I'm good!
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Oh, get him some eggnog.
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You trying to make me fat?
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I do what I can.
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Oh, Logan, you have to
meet my cousin, Natalie.
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Yes.
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She was here a second ago.
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Uh, oh, looking at the pictures.
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See that picture of me?
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My cat died after that one.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You look so happy, though.
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They really take these
parties very seriously.
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Yeah, this is my 4th one.
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Is this your first one?
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Yeah, I just, I moved
to la for grad school.
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Grad school!
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I remember those graduate years.
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Just wandering them halls,
just walking around,
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no student loans, no debt.
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Does your school have
lions in front of it?
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- Lions?
- Lions.
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A good grad school needs good
lions just in front of it.
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So you know it's good education.
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We should have made these
before people got here!
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They would have been cold.
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That's why we don't do hot apps.
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You love hot apps.
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Yeah, when someone
else is making them.
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There's no need to
over-complicate our parties.
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This was a small upgrade.
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We get better every year.
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Here we go.
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Ally-oop.
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Hot apps.
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Well, at least
I'm not the only one
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that got the ugly sweater memo.
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You must be Tom's
high school friend.
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The outspoken one?
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Junior high.
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Oh, okay.
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Close.
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I'm Natalie.
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And you don't know anyone
at this party, Natalie.
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What's my tell?
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The way you're downing
that drink while pretending
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to be interested in
Tom's graphic novels.
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Okay.
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Well, what's your excuse?
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I'm merely an observer of
this grand social experiment.
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Ah, so you're
just here to judge?
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Yeah, it did kind of win you
over with the sweater line.
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Hm, keep telling yourself that.
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So this is going really well.
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Ah, you're really perceptive!
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What do you do, Natalie?
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I didn't get your name.
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Don't change the subject.
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What do you do?
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I'm in grad school
for psychology.
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Huh, wow.
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Go figure.
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Oh...
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No, I'm impressed.
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That's genuinely very cool.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'm just waiting for
your snarky comeback.
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Wow.
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You've got my number already.
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You're gonna be really
good at this shrink thing.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm already
psychoanalyzing you.
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Many have tried,
none have succeeded.
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Oh, is that a challenge?
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You don't want
another drink, do you?
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You're aggressive
for a psyche major.
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You're projecting
your own desires.
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Okay, my plan would
be to just get rid
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of highway patrol all together
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and just put like tow
trucks at every exit.
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Just take them
straight to the garage.
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I'm not sure that's how, I...
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Big stop, ready to go.
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Just done and done.
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How many times has your
car broken down on a freeway?
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Like, 10, 15 times.
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Come on, you're taking to long.
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One minute.
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Only a minute?
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Tom, Tom!
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I've got an extinguisher
in my apartment!
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There's nothing in the oven,
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but the smoke just keeps coming!
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Okay, did you try water?
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Yeah, I did, I tried water.
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Sorry, all right.
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Fill this, fill this.
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Sorry.
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Did I do that?
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No, I don't know.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Wait, what is that?
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You smell that?
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Excuse me?
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What is that smell?
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Oh shit!
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- Oh shit!
- Oh my god!
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- Oh my god!
- Well don't panic.
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Well that's really
not helpful, is it?
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Oh, I got it, I got it, yeah.
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Oh, you think
that's gonna save us?
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Well, I don't see
you doing anything.
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You can fit through
that window, right?
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What do you mean, can I fit?
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Can you fit?
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Come on!
265
00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:55,987
I'm saving our lives.
266
00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,056
You go first, I've got you.
267
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,892
All right, here we go.
268
00:10:59,924 --> 00:11:01,134
I'm a little afraid of
heights, by the way.
269
00:11:01,158 --> 00:11:02,235
They live on the first floor.
270
00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:03,428
Yeah, you're right.
271
00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:04,639
Sorry about
the hands on the butt.
272
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:06,407
Don't worry about
being a gentleman right now.
273
00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:07,733
Okay.
274
00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:08,775
- You got it?
- Yeah, I think so.
275
00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:09,799
- You good?
- Yeah.
276
00:11:12,336 --> 00:11:14,807
Sorry Santa.
277
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,143
Started yoga.
278
00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,045
Yeah, it does help.
279
00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:23,448
Are you okay?
280
00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:24,315
Yeah, are you?
281
00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:25,484
Yeah.
282
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:28,220
Let's go see if Tom
and Annie are up there.
283
00:11:31,288 --> 00:11:32,423
Oh my god.
284
00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:35,093
Really could have used
the bathroom, Logan.
285
00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:36,828
Cliff had to let me use his.
286
00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:40,966
So it's Logan, right?
287
00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:42,932
Huh.
288
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,738
I'm just so humiliated.
289
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,741
Oh honey, these things happen.
290
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,083
When was the last
time you were at a party
291
00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:51,743
where the fire
department was called?
292
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,312
Okay, at least it
was a kitchen fire?
293
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,747
If it had happened near a tree
294
00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:56,247
it could have been
really dangerous.
295
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,483
It's true, trees
go up in seconds.
296
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,085
Have you seen those videos?
297
00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:01,487
Would you want
one of your clients
298
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,130
to be known as the person
with the kitchen fire?
299
00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:05,124
Okay, that's besides the point.
300
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,358
It would never happen.
301
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,159
But if it did happen,
I would turn it around
302
00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:10,294
and maybe add a catch
phrase or something.
303
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,029
Arson Annie?
304
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,331
Okay, not that one.
305
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,875
This one is so
awesome, it just, whoosh,
306
00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:17,235
it just goes up so fast.
307
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,336
They say I saved the day.
308
00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:24,243
All right, ma'am, everything's
under control in there,
309
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,310
but pretty smokey, so
I'd leave the windows
310
00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:27,479
and doors open for awhile.
311
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:28,513
How long awhile?
312
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,382
I don't know, an hour, maybe?
313
00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,516
And between you and me,
314
00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:34,285
don't store potholders
under the oven.
315
00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,458
You should know,
I've never done this,
316
00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:41,860
not even in college.
317
00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:45,096
Wait, should I be
telling you that?
318
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,398
Nah, you couldn't resist me
319
00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:48,267
from the moment I
started talking to you.
320
00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:50,269
Oh, you need to stop
saying shit like that.
321
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,479
I tee you up to
say something sweet
322
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,839
and then you say
the grossest things.
323
00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:57,308
You didn't think that
twenty minutes ago.
324
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:01,813
Wait, do you have
plans for new year's?
325
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:06,184
Ah, you know, they're
kind of still up in the air.
326
00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:08,920
Do you think Tom and Annie
were trying to set us up?
327
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,889
I don't know.
328
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,100
I mean, they think there's
something wrong with you
329
00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:15,594
if you haven't latched on to
a mate and committed yourself
330
00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:17,128
to someone by now, so.
331
00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:21,165
You haven't been in many
longterm relationships?
332
00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:23,034
What does that mean?
333
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,067
Just a guess.
334
00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:27,605
I've had some long-ish
relationships, okay?
335
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:29,908
No judgment from me, okay?
336
00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:32,110
Tom and Annie married
their college sweetheart.
337
00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:33,386
Why would you settle
if you don't even know
338
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,246
what's out there
in the first place?
339
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:39,084
I don't need like a
smorgasbord or something.
340
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,188
And what exactly
are you getting at?
341
00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:46,291
I don't know, Mr.
my-plans-are-up-in-the-air.
342
00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:51,062
Bet no guy is
ever good enough for you.
343
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,464
Do you ever let anyone in?
344
00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:54,532
I mean, you hide behind
these cynical comments,
345
00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:56,335
hoping nobody ever
sees the real you.
346
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,971
I mean, I barely know you,
but it feels like nobody does.
347
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,648
Insulting a guy is a great
way to get to know him.
348
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,515
Oh, well ladies love it
when they hook up with a guy
349
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:04,942
who then proceeds to analyze
their dating history.
350
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:06,345
It's a real turn on for a guy
351
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:09,381
when a girl says how no guy's
ever good enough for her.
352
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,482
That's an anecdote you
should save for more parties.
353
00:14:11,515 --> 00:14:13,485
I think we're done here.
354
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:14,353
Oh come on.
355
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:15,586
You started it.
356
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,556
We can just forget
this happened.
357
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:18,624
Dance party!
358
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,225
I'm so not a dancer.
359
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:21,426
I'd take her word for it.
360
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,160
Okay. I braved the
smoke for these guys.
361
00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:24,362
Come on.
362
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:25,429
Jello shots!
363
00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:26,298
Come on.
364
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,164
Come on.
365
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,033
Come on, ah-ha.
366
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,066
Come on.
367
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:34,906
♪ Now tell me what
is you trying to do ♪
368
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,975
♪ I'm feeling this vibe,
you feeling it too ♪
369
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:39,011
♪ we got enough for
this to go round ♪
370
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,013
♪ you never knew, i'm
glad you know now ♪
371
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,980
♪ go ahead break it down ♪
372
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,448
♪ go ahead break
a smile for me ♪
373
00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:47,351
♪ it's been a while because
life can weigh down on you ♪
374
00:14:47,384 --> 00:14:49,321
♪ hit it with a mile on you ♪
375
00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:54,126
♪ tell me what you want me to ♪
376
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:58,129
♪ you got me and I got you ♪
377
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:02,401
♪ and we both got
nothing to lose ♪
378
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:06,538
♪ to try to, I need you too ♪
379
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,041
♪ dance, dance, dance ♪
380
00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:12,043
♪ we can show you how ♪
381
00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:15,614
♪ to get down, get down, oh ♪
382
00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:30,194
It's a touchy subject.
383
00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:32,563
Listen, I'm not
asking, it's my mother.
384
00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:34,432
Since I'm not
procreating, she's hoping
385
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,469
that someone from the family
can take one for the team.
386
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,170
It's not that
we're against kids.
387
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:41,472
We just aren't
ready for one yet.
388
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,307
Besides Tom and I
were practically kids
389
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:46,043
when we started
dating and you know,
390
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:47,245
we have plenty of time.
391
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:50,048
Yeah, your eggs are gonna
be good for at least a decade.
392
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,984
Probably exactly a decade.
393
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,119
I am not that
much older than you.
394
00:15:54,152 --> 00:15:56,588
I know. But we've established
that I'm a lost cause.
395
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:59,156
You rule people out before
you give them a fair chance.
396
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,559
That is patently untrue.
397
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:01,994
World of warcraft
credit card guy.
398
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:02,661
Red flag.
399
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,594
Organic deodorant man.
400
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,197
Yuck!
401
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,706
The optometrist with the
competitive laser tag team?
402
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,066
Hard pass.
403
00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:09,768
Tom has plenty of weird hobbies.
404
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,703
Remember his
ventriloquist phase?
405
00:16:11,735 --> 00:16:13,471
I'm not having this
conversation with you.
406
00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:14,706
Neither am I.
407
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,176
You'll find someone.
408
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,744
You just have to be open to it.
409
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,621
You will find them when
you're least expecting it.
410
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,014
What do you know?
411
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:23,648
I mean, you guys met
when you were kids.
412
00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:24,516
Exactly.
413
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,217
We weren't expecting it.
414
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,418
I can get it.
415
00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:28,285
Tom will get it.
416
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,553
Tom?
417
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,322
I'm cleaning out the bathtub.
418
00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:34,192
I thought you were gonna do
that when I started cooking?
419
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:36,695
I had to create a new playlist.
420
00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:38,229
I can get it, seriously.
421
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:45,370
Oh, hi.
422
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,772
Hi.
423
00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:48,106
I'm the first one here?
424
00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:50,808
Ah, no.
425
00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:52,811
I already got that title.
426
00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:53,844
Logan.
427
00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,113
I know.
428
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:57,682
Ha, ha, ha, Logan!
429
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,384
Wait, where's the ice?
430
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,163
Oh shit, I knew there
was a reason I left early.
431
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,621
Sorry dude, I ubered.
432
00:17:03,654 --> 00:17:05,523
Wait, he didn't bring the ice?
433
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,726
But we need a
bunch of bags, Tom.
434
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:09,326
Listen, I'll just
go out and get it.
435
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,737
I'm sure there's a grocery
store around the corner.
436
00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:12,129
That's great.
437
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:13,531
Wait, will she get back in time?
438
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,432
The sooner she
leaves the better.
439
00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:15,599
I'll be fine.
440
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:16,677
But how can she carry it all?
441
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,403
We need a bunch of bags, Tom?
442
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,271
What if Logan goes with Natalie
443
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,549
and then they can carry
the bags together?
444
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,740
That's perfect.
445
00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,211
Great.
446
00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:27,778
We'll go get the ice.
447
00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:28,811
Together.
448
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:45,529
I'm sorry.
449
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,283
I didn't know anyone
would be sitting there.
450
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:50,701
You are quite the hoarder.
451
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,203
That is hardly hoarding.
452
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,338
Oh, pardon me.
453
00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:55,107
It's just the back
issues of old magazines
454
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,576
and a bunch of half
drunken water bottles.
455
00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,711
If there's an earthquake,
I will have water.
456
00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:01,612
I'll be sure to find
you in the grid goes down.
457
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:02,790
You didn't have to come with me.
458
00:18:02,814 --> 00:18:04,283
I don't know why you did.
459
00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:09,153
Geez, did you see this
one about the fault line
460
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:10,521
in the pacific northwest?
461
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:13,291
They are screwed.
462
00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:15,727
You're really not going
to say anything, are you?
463
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:16,627
Unbelievable.
464
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:18,596
Last clarkmas?
465
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,165
We hooked up!
466
00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:22,634
Oh man, the
captions on these cartoons
467
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,235
gets me every time.
468
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,605
I know that I've seen you
around town several times
469
00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,740
and every single time
you've avoided me.
470
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,509
Once at the arclight and twice
471
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:31,876
at the third street promenade.
472
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:32,878
Look, I don't know.
473
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,246
I know it was you.
474
00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:36,448
Maybe you just wanted to see me.
475
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,817
Isn't there a psychological
term for that?
476
00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:40,519
The only term that is coming
477
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,553
to my mind right now is asshole.
478
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:44,588
What, I'm supposed to
remember every random hookup?
479
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:49,628
Oh, we had a conversation.
480
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,229
Perhaps.
481
00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,261
Oh shit, the supermarket.
482
00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:53,829
Sorry.
483
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,912
Hey, any of these
spots would work.
484
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:09,147
I'm finding a spot
near the entrance.
485
00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:11,750
Still don't know how to settle.
486
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,219
All right.
487
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,788
I am officially taking
the higher road here.
488
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,322
We can start over.
489
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:19,724
Like nothing happened.
490
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:21,792
Nothing did happen.
491
00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:23,761
Great.
492
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:24,829
Fantastic.
493
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,364
Perfect.
494
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:27,598
Love it.
495
00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:33,304
There was
actually a closer spot.
496
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,274
I don't know what's
taking them so long.
497
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,309
I'm sure they're minutes away.
498
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:41,979
That better be them.
499
00:19:43,948 --> 00:19:46,817
I can't believe they
only had two bags left.
500
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,896
You look like you're
struggling to just hold the one.
501
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,920
I'm kidding.
502
00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:53,524
Here, come on, give it to me.
503
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:54,593
Let me take it.
504
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:55,559
You don't have to.
505
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:56,633
No seriously, I'd like to.
506
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,297
Okay.
507
00:19:59,329 --> 00:19:59,964
Oh, geez.
508
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,933
Yeah, it's heavy.
509
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,973
Thank you for keeping
the ice on your lap.
510
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,416
I just didn't want to
get my stuff all wet.
511
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,883
You know, I've got some
pretty important papers
512
00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:12,576
in there somewhere.
513
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:13,777
At least my body will be numb
514
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,446
if you get us into an accident.
515
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,650
Oops.
516
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,956
- Hey, cheese!
- Oh, come on.
517
00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:27,459
Come on in you crazy kids.
518
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,596
I thank you.
519
00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:34,465
Yeah, I'm so glad there's
evidence of that thank you.
520
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,634
Annie's cool with this?
521
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:36,701
It's all the rage.
522
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:37,868
It's called a beer throw.
523
00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:39,671
Beers in the bathtub, huh?
524
00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:41,472
You always think of something.
525
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,375
Hot appetizers were
off limits this year.
526
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,977
I was afraid to ask.
527
00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:47,009
Hey, Natalie?
528
00:20:48,145 --> 00:20:53,284
Just between us, Annie's not
really saying a lot about it
529
00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:55,353
but she was just laid
off from her job.
530
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,354
What?
531
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,588
Just maybe don't bring it up.
532
00:20:57,622 --> 00:20:59,391
Just try to keep things calm.
533
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:02,027
I just really need
everything to run smoothly.
534
00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:03,528
Yeah, of course.
535
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,596
Oh my god.
536
00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:05,462
Poor Annie.
537
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:06,331
She's good.
538
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:07,432
She's great.
539
00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:10,601
She just hates anything
changing, ever.
540
00:21:10,634 --> 00:21:11,802
That's so Annie.
541
00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:13,313
Do you know that she
had the same haircut
542
00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:15,072
from ages seven to 17?
543
00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:16,040
No.
544
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:16,975
She would have kept it too.
545
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,777
Except when she was
blowing out the candles
546
00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:21,011
at her 17th birthday party,
her bangs caught on fire.
547
00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:22,781
Don't say, and
don't say fire either.
548
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,449
So I ran out of
my apartment, like,
549
00:21:24,481 --> 00:21:26,017
with a fire extinguisher in hand
550
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,985
and I put out the
fire right as like,
551
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,854
the firefighters were showing up
552
00:21:29,886 --> 00:21:30,930
and I think they were jealous
553
00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:32,523
because they missed the action.
554
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,527
But smoke was like
billowing up in my face.
555
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,863
And Annie, she had put
like flammable material
556
00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:40,898
in the drawer underneath.
557
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,801
Are you gonna tell
everyone about it, cliff?
558
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:44,803
She's interested.
559
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:45,937
You're interested, right?
560
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,506
But what's your, I
didn't catch your name.
561
00:21:48,538 --> 00:21:49,473
It's Megan.
562
00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,576
Megan is very interested, so.
563
00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:53,811
I was just coming
to put my coat down.
564
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,079
Ah-huh, okay.
565
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:56,681
So have you ever put out a fire?
566
00:21:56,713 --> 00:21:57,791
Because sometimes you're like,
567
00:21:57,815 --> 00:22:00,118
I burnt my beard a little bit.
568
00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:05,862
Oh yeah, I just got these socks.
569
00:22:07,424 --> 00:22:10,095
I just live right
across the hall.
570
00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:21,972
Oh, you know who
friended me on Facebook?
571
00:22:22,006 --> 00:22:23,041
Naomi hagar.
572
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,910
Whoa, Naomi?
573
00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:29,079
How is she, how's she doing?
574
00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:30,949
From light Internet stalking,
575
00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:32,649
she seems to be doing very well.
576
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:36,121
Somehow she seems to
moved on from you.
577
00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:38,457
It has been a decade
since we graduated.
578
00:22:39,757 --> 00:22:41,568
Do you remember that
debate trip that we went on
579
00:22:41,592 --> 00:22:43,461
and you ended up
missing your event,
580
00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:44,670
you had to take
her to urgent care?
581
00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:46,039
And she just barfed all
over your front seat.
582
00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:47,899
That smell never went away.
583
00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:50,535
Sorry, to interrupt,
Annie wanted me to tell you
584
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:51,645
that your guacamole
is running low.
585
00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,171
Oh, duty calls.
586
00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:54,203
Excuse me.
587
00:22:57,508 --> 00:22:59,411
That's a nice color on you.
588
00:22:59,443 --> 00:23:00,443
Thanks.
589
00:23:01,278 --> 00:23:03,615
Hey, I didn't mean to act
like I didn't know you earlier.
590
00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:07,050
I just thought it
might be easier?
591
00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:08,019
For who?
592
00:23:08,051 --> 00:23:10,154
For both of us, I guess?
593
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:12,791
And once I committed to
it, it felt weird to stop.
594
00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:17,528
Apology accepted.
595
00:23:18,229 --> 00:23:19,998
It wasn't an apology per se.
596
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,499
I should just be
quiet sometimes.
597
00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:22,766
I'm working on it.
598
00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:23,799
Cool.
599
00:23:26,069 --> 00:23:26,937
Annie.
600
00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:28,138
Oh, hello.
601
00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:29,483
You cannot put those
on the food table.
602
00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:30,808
I made these special.
603
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:31,952
You should try them
before they get eaten up.
604
00:23:31,976 --> 00:23:32,811
Oh, that's sweet.
605
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:33,945
Seriously though.
606
00:23:33,978 --> 00:23:35,613
I don't want the
plebes to eat them all.
607
00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:37,014
I spent a lot of
money on saffron.
608
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,084
These drunkards wouldn't
appreciate them.
609
00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:42,952
Okay.
610
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,196
Ah!
611
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,499
Natalie, come play.
612
00:23:54,531 --> 00:23:55,699
You're gonna catch on quick.
613
00:23:55,732 --> 00:23:57,543
Just grab the controller
and wait for the beep.
614
00:23:57,567 --> 00:24:00,070
When you hear the beep, it's
a race to press the button
615
00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:02,207
and the last person gets buzzed.
616
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,674
Buzzed?
617
00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:10,647
Ow!
618
00:24:10,681 --> 00:24:12,750
That was worse than the
milgram shock experiment.
619
00:24:13,817 --> 00:24:14,995
It's like where
they're being tortured,
620
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:16,263
but they have a
fear of authority,
621
00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:17,855
so no one speaks
up and says like,
622
00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:20,224
scientist, stop
it, it's too much.
623
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,092
You know.
624
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,794
It's well known.
625
00:24:22,826 --> 00:24:23,661
It is?
626
00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:24,729
I just had finals.
627
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,175
Your boss never appreciated you
628
00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:40,245
and now you get a fresh start.
629
00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:42,680
I'll keep an ear
open for any leads.
630
00:24:42,712 --> 00:24:45,884
Yeah, but anywhere I go, it
will be starting over again.
631
00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:47,151
Store-bought over there.
632
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:51,130
I, on the other hand, have
been maxing out credit cards
633
00:24:51,154 --> 00:24:53,524
to go on crappy online dates.
634
00:24:53,557 --> 00:24:55,894
At least you don't have
to worry about that.
635
00:24:55,926 --> 00:24:57,761
I'm just a broke spinster.
636
00:24:57,795 --> 00:24:58,696
Oh, stop.
637
00:24:58,729 --> 00:24:59,831
You have plenty of time.
638
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:00,765
How old are you?
639
00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:02,165
27.
640
00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:04,803
My mother had two kids
by the time she was 27.
641
00:25:07,805 --> 00:25:09,240
On the bright
side, I could be 27
642
00:25:09,272 --> 00:25:11,275
and raising two ingrates.
643
00:25:11,308 --> 00:25:13,877
Well, here's to
figuring it all out,
644
00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:14,911
next year.
645
00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:18,950
I'm so happy you
throw these parties.
646
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,127
Otherwise I wouldn't
have any place
647
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,885
to go during the holidays.
648
00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:23,095
It's the only time Tom and I get
649
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,155
to see our friends
together in one place.
650
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,559
Who's that?
651
00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:30,627
Oh, I don't know.
652
00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:31,941
She must be one
of Tom's friends.
653
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,603
Hey man, so beers in
the bathtub this year?
654
00:25:39,636 --> 00:25:41,205
It's all the rage.
655
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,974
That's cool.
656
00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,144
I like a good beer in
the shower sometimes.
657
00:25:48,878 --> 00:25:50,714
I felt it on my
lips and my hands.
658
00:25:52,182 --> 00:25:54,552
You know what's hilarious
is the beer's not even cold.
659
00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:56,788
After all that.
660
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,222
There you are, you
weren't answering my texts.
661
00:25:59,256 --> 00:26:00,992
I must have left
my phone on silent.
662
00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,627
A likely story.
663
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:03,894
Hi, I'm Shannon.
664
00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:05,296
My lady friend.
665
00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:07,073
Yeah, he doesn't want to
give anybody the wrong idea
666
00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:09,267
that we might actually
be getting serious.
667
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:11,868
Oh, I remember
those days, totally.
668
00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:13,270
Oh please.
669
00:26:13,304 --> 00:26:14,848
You were the one desperate
to lock it down, not me.
670
00:26:14,872 --> 00:26:16,240
I was, it's true.
671
00:26:16,272 --> 00:26:17,207
I don't care.
672
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,400
Well they should be so lucky.
673
00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:23,681
Excuse me, I'm gonna
pop into the restroom.
674
00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:25,082
So how did you two meet?
675
00:26:26,116 --> 00:26:27,351
An app.
676
00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:28,318
We did too!
677
00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:30,221
They're in the bathroom?
678
00:26:31,721 --> 00:26:32,356
Uh...
679
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,691
One minute!
680
00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:35,192
Yeah, I've heard that before.
681
00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:37,928
What are you doing
this new years?
682
00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:39,864
We're doing a party
if you're around.
683
00:26:41,398 --> 00:26:43,233
Well, I don't know,
you just figure it out.
684
00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:44,701
Excuse you.
685
00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:46,837
Sorry, what was your name again?
686
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,172
It's Shannon.
687
00:26:48,204 --> 00:26:49,807
Also, that dress
is amazing on you.
688
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:51,708
It's a beautiful color.
689
00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:53,110
Thank you.
690
00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:56,079
You're actually not the first
person to say that tonight.
691
00:26:56,113 --> 00:26:57,715
This all makes a
lot of sense now.
692
00:26:57,748 --> 00:26:59,683
This is what you
were trying to avoid.
693
00:26:59,717 --> 00:27:01,286
Looks like it
didn't work, Logan.
694
00:27:02,219 --> 00:27:03,388
No, not at all.
695
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,255
We can start over.
696
00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:05,656
We're just strangers.
697
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,859
Logan and I are just
a bunch of strangers.
698
00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,027
But last year, you two...
699
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:09,993
I think I'm gonna
get another beer.
700
00:27:10,027 --> 00:27:10,995
You want to join me honey?
701
00:27:11,028 --> 00:27:12,096
No, I'm good.
702
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,001
This is awkward.
703
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:19,336
Didn't have to be.
704
00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:20,813
Don't go placing the
blame on me, you started it.
705
00:27:20,837 --> 00:27:22,240
You're kind of obsessed with me.
706
00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:23,850
I simply acknowledge who
I've made out with before.
707
00:27:23,874 --> 00:27:25,942
Come on, all those times
stocking me around town.
708
00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:27,311
Oh my god, you wish.
709
00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,181
Oh my god, why would anyone
put a beer in a bathtub?
710
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,215
It's all the rage.
711
00:27:32,182 --> 00:27:33,182
Hey, cuz.
712
00:27:33,951 --> 00:27:35,220
What is going on over here?
713
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:43,160
You're Annie, right?
714
00:27:43,193 --> 00:27:44,428
This is your soiree?
715
00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:45,762
It's absolutely lovely.
716
00:27:45,796 --> 00:27:47,065
It's so cozy.
717
00:27:47,097 --> 00:27:48,298
Everything's just right.
718
00:27:48,332 --> 00:27:50,135
Like really, thank
you for having us.
719
00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:52,769
Who is she?
720
00:27:52,803 --> 00:27:53,803
His lady friend.
721
00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:56,073
I see.
722
00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:57,908
Yeah. I didn't mean
to make a scene.
723
00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,477
Logan's being kind
of a dick, actually.
724
00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:00,845
I tried to make good.
725
00:28:00,877 --> 00:28:01,987
You tried to cover your tracks.
726
00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:03,815
Oh my god, you
can't let anything go.
727
00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:04,781
You let everything go.
728
00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:06,817
Just stop, both of you, okay?
729
00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:09,453
Why can't we have a nice time?
730
00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:13,957
Can someone please
just pass me a beer.
731
00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:22,365
Thank you.
732
00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:34,477
Thanks for coming.
733
00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:37,848
I don't go home
for the holidays.
734
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,484
This is my Christmas.
735
00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:42,486
You're Jewish.
736
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:43,519
I know.
737
00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:46,088
Great party, man.
738
00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:51,827
Later.
739
00:28:55,566 --> 00:28:58,469
Well, at least we've got
enough alcohol for new years.
740
00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:00,370
We can take it to
Chris and Megan's.
741
00:29:00,403 --> 00:29:02,807
They're having us over
at their new place.
742
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,407
Did they buy?
743
00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:05,809
Apparently.
744
00:29:05,843 --> 00:29:08,112
I thought it would be
rude to ask the details,
745
00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:10,514
but I looked it up and
I think they overpaid.
746
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,386
Do you wish we had a house?
747
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:21,259
Sure, of course, but
we're fine where we are.
748
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:24,228
This place is cozy, according
to Logan's new lady friend.
749
00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:27,198
He really needs to
stop calling her that.
750
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,335
Toilet's running again.
751
00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:32,936
I guess this place is cozy.
752
00:29:35,071 --> 00:29:36,071
Are you happy?
753
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:39,041
With me?
754
00:29:41,311 --> 00:29:42,311
Are you kidding?
755
00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:44,247
Of course.
756
00:29:45,382 --> 00:29:46,884
You're my best lady friend.
757
00:30:06,069 --> 00:30:07,214
We're not gonna
have enough food.
758
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:08,405
Hey good looking.
759
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,582
You are changing the subject.
760
00:30:09,606 --> 00:30:11,474
We have 52 people confirmed.
761
00:30:11,508 --> 00:30:13,344
Luckily we know
a bunch of flakes.
762
00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:17,381
Because, pun intended.
763
00:30:17,413 --> 00:30:19,391
Did you really have to
invite all your work friends?
764
00:30:19,415 --> 00:30:20,517
I don't even know them.
765
00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:22,329
Well, this could be a great
way to get to know them.
766
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:25,022
Does Logan have another
lady friend coming today, too?
767
00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:26,591
I don't know, we
don't really talk
768
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,959
about that kind of thing.
769
00:30:27,991 --> 00:30:28,593
Are the little ones,
should I just get rid
770
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,625
of the little ones?
771
00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:31,962
Honey?
772
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,131
They're great.
773
00:30:34,431 --> 00:30:36,034
Yeah, they're great.
774
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,537
We should have
made more truffles.
775
00:30:39,569 --> 00:30:40,947
There's some
broccoli in the fridge,
776
00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:42,205
you could put the head out.
777
00:30:42,239 --> 00:30:44,342
Nobody's gonna eat
a head of broccoli.
778
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,576
They will if they're desperate.
779
00:30:45,608 --> 00:30:47,944
So you admit that
we don't have enough.
780
00:30:47,978 --> 00:30:49,346
I do not admit that.
781
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,924
I think that no matter
how much food you put out,
782
00:30:50,948 --> 00:30:52,950
Doug's just gonna demolish it.
783
00:30:52,982 --> 00:30:54,184
What are these lights for?
784
00:30:54,218 --> 00:30:55,887
I was thinking it
could be kind of fun
785
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,989
if they were up
around the windows.
786
00:30:58,021 --> 00:30:59,956
Someone wants to
impress his work friends.
787
00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:01,392
No.
788
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:02,259
Hmm?
789
00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:03,994
Maybe a little.
790
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:04,961
That's just human.
791
00:31:04,994 --> 00:31:05,962
And they're not my work friends,
792
00:31:05,996 --> 00:31:07,365
they're just my new friends.
793
00:31:07,397 --> 00:31:10,600
They're, they're, they're
just friends of mine.
794
00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,103
Well if they know
the guy I know,
795
00:31:12,135 --> 00:31:13,538
then they're already impressed.
796
00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:19,242
There's a position
opening up in the new year.
797
00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:22,313
I'm the choice, but
they are interviewing
798
00:31:22,346 --> 00:31:23,513
outside the company too.
799
00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:25,115
This is the first
I'm hearing of it.
800
00:31:25,148 --> 00:31:27,284
It's not a big deal, really.
801
00:31:27,317 --> 00:31:28,451
How are these tangled
802
00:31:28,484 --> 00:31:30,387
if all they do is sit
in a box all year?
803
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,289
Who do I have to bribe
to get you the job?
804
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:34,359
I will ply them with eggnog.
805
00:31:35,692 --> 00:31:36,693
Lenora.
806
00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:38,296
She's on the committee.
807
00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:40,463
I just have to prove to
her that I'm responsible.
808
00:31:40,497 --> 00:31:42,667
But cool, hip.
809
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,269
But you'd trust me with
a million dollar account.
810
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:47,038
You always managed
to start a project
811
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:49,205
right before people get here.
812
00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:50,684
Well, is it maybe a
bad time to tell you
813
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,477
that I ordered a
karaoke machine?
814
00:31:53,509 --> 00:31:54,509
Kidding.
815
00:31:56,145 --> 00:31:56,980
Oh, there we go.
816
00:31:57,013 --> 00:31:57,948
How'd you do that?
817
00:31:57,981 --> 00:31:58,982
Easy.
818
00:31:59,016 --> 00:31:59,650
Easy?
819
00:31:59,682 --> 00:32:00,584
You're welcome.
820
00:32:00,616 --> 00:32:01,616
Thank you.
821
00:32:03,053 --> 00:32:04,488
Easy.
822
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:09,126
Cheers!
823
00:32:10,259 --> 00:32:12,430
You're a wonderful host!
824
00:32:12,462 --> 00:32:14,197
Thank you.
825
00:32:18,035 --> 00:32:19,503
Okay, so furniture
stores are going
826
00:32:19,536 --> 00:32:22,073
out of business all the
time, and yet, economically,
827
00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:24,407
I don't understand how
they have everything
828
00:32:24,441 --> 00:32:26,477
for 80% off all the time.
829
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:29,379
Maybe the actual
price is just 80% under
830
00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,182
what they try to sell it for?
831
00:32:31,214 --> 00:32:33,226
It's either the worst
business to be in or the best.
832
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,285
I don't know.
833
00:32:34,317 --> 00:32:35,452
I haven't decided.
834
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,488
Nina, oh my gosh,
those look incredible.
835
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,564
I'll hide these in the kitchen
836
00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:40,057
so you and Tom can try them.
837
00:32:40,089 --> 00:32:41,089
May I?
838
00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:45,996
You can have one.
839
00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,397
Is that salted caramel?
840
00:32:47,431 --> 00:32:49,533
And candied Rosemary with
a brown butter finished.
841
00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:53,203
I thought it was grass.
842
00:32:54,337 --> 00:32:55,337
I'll find Tom.
843
00:32:58,107 --> 00:33:01,144
Just because it,
it looks like grass.
844
00:33:02,278 --> 00:33:04,015
And so he leaves the audition,
845
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,750
which is terrible, and on the
way out he grabs a handful
846
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:10,221
of grapes and he looks at me
and he goes, "arrivederci."
847
00:33:11,454 --> 00:33:12,389
Please tell me you cast him.
848
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:13,624
The director wanted to!
849
00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:14,591
No!
850
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,359
Tom, I've got a treat for you.
851
00:33:16,393 --> 00:33:18,496
What are these, pray tell?
852
00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:20,096
Lenora, get in there.
853
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,100
Oh my god, orgasmic.
854
00:33:23,232 --> 00:33:25,502
What are you, like
the cookie goddess?
855
00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:27,071
Oh, I love that.
856
00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:28,806
Oh my god, that's so funny.
857
00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:31,107
Nina, this is lenora,
lenora, this is Nina.
858
00:33:31,141 --> 00:33:32,243
These are incredible.
859
00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,178
Yeah, they were.
860
00:33:39,715 --> 00:33:41,418
Thank you, Nina.
861
00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,421
What is going on there?
862
00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:44,621
What do you mean?
863
00:33:44,654 --> 00:33:45,455
Were we not supposed
to eat the cookies?
864
00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:46,190
No, no, eat the cookies.
865
00:33:46,222 --> 00:33:46,723
Eat the cookies.
866
00:33:46,757 --> 00:33:47,557
They're good.
867
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,592
Yeah, they are.
868
00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:04,709
♪ Shouldn't be alone
for Christmas, baby ♪
869
00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:06,709
Hello, Natalie.
870
00:34:07,711 --> 00:34:10,447
Oh, hello there.
871
00:34:11,815 --> 00:34:13,083
Happy holidays.
872
00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:17,087
I thought you'd be impressed
that I remembered your name.
873
00:34:18,588 --> 00:34:21,858
It's kind of a basic human
expectation that I have
874
00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:24,294
after I've met someone
a number of times.
875
00:34:24,327 --> 00:34:25,604
It's something
I've been working on.
876
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,432
Meeting basic
human expectations?
877
00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:30,532
Well, yeah.
878
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,472
That's very self-aware of you.
879
00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:36,316
Actually I have kind of a
funny story that involves you.
880
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,375
Oh, do you?
881
00:34:38,275 --> 00:34:39,443
Yeah, I.
882
00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:44,181
I'm sorry, you have,
there's just a little.
883
00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:45,181
Hmm?
884
00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:46,851
You, here, I'll just.
885
00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:50,454
Thanks.
886
00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:52,590
Anyway, I guess it's
just a thing of the times
887
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:56,527
that we live in, but you
actually came up as a match
888
00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:57,828
on my dating profile.
889
00:34:59,762 --> 00:35:00,597
Oh!
890
00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:01,431
I knew it.
891
00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:02,633
I knew it!
892
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:03,601
You got it too and
you swiped right!
893
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,336
No, no, no, I did not.
894
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,338
I closed the app immediately,
895
00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,648
and then when I
restarted you were gone.
896
00:35:08,672 --> 00:35:11,208
I don't think that's
how the app works.
897
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:11,876
Yeah, it does.
898
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:13,443
It works like that.
899
00:35:13,476 --> 00:35:15,155
It definitely does because
that's what happened.
900
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:16,247
And that's what I did.
901
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,115
While we're on the topic,
902
00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:21,751
have you ever considered
a different profile photo?
903
00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:24,454
I'm just saying you're
much prettier in real life,
904
00:35:24,487 --> 00:35:25,855
why start with that picture?
905
00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:28,159
I think you think you're
complimenting me right now...
906
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,626
What was it your profile said?
907
00:35:29,659 --> 00:35:31,327
You want someone who
will challenge you?
908
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,163
Okay, I'm not getting into this.
909
00:35:34,431 --> 00:35:36,166
But why are all the
pictures on your profile
910
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:37,934
full of remnants of other women?
911
00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:39,769
Like the super
random arm around you
912
00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:40,971
or the cute side boob.
913
00:35:41,003 --> 00:35:44,407
It's like, oh, hey, I have
access to all these hot women.
914
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,209
That is not what I'm saying.
915
00:35:46,242 --> 00:35:48,612
Those are just pictures
that exist of me.
916
00:35:48,644 --> 00:35:49,880
Then crop it.
917
00:35:49,913 --> 00:35:51,624
Just because I don't
take all these selfies,
918
00:35:51,648 --> 00:35:52,650
like a millennial.
919
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:53,784
You are a millennial.
920
00:35:53,817 --> 00:35:54,928
Yeah, but I don't act like one.
921
00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:57,488
Is Logan bothering you?
922
00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,190
Not more so than usual.
923
00:35:59,222 --> 00:36:00,532
Have you bragged
yet about how you only
924
00:36:00,556 --> 00:36:02,525
have a semester left
of your program?
925
00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:03,661
No, mom.
926
00:36:03,693 --> 00:36:04,795
One semester, huh?
927
00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,463
I graduate in the spring.
928
00:36:06,496 --> 00:36:08,231
You can finally diagnosed me.
929
00:36:08,264 --> 00:36:10,400
It would be unprofessional
to say sociopath, right?
930
00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,802
She gets it.
931
00:36:12,969 --> 00:36:15,371
Tom, what's
your diagnosis for me?
932
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:18,943
Well, in my very
unprofessional opinion,
933
00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,278
I would say, soulmate.
934
00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:22,680
Oh.
935
00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:23,881
Soulmate.
936
00:36:23,914 --> 00:36:25,482
Bullshit.
937
00:36:25,514 --> 00:36:27,483
I may sound cheesy, but
sometimes you just know.
938
00:36:27,516 --> 00:36:29,652
Come on, it's an
outdated notion.
939
00:36:29,686 --> 00:36:33,390
It's gone the way the crank
car, am-fm radio, flip phones.
940
00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:34,700
Yeah, I mean the
presumption that there's
941
00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:36,594
just one person
out there for each
942
00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:37,927
and every one of
us is ludicrous.
943
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:38,861
Right?
944
00:36:38,894 --> 00:36:40,039
And what about the rest of us?
945
00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:42,303
What are we just losers waiting
to find the one and only?
946
00:36:42,331 --> 00:36:43,266
Yeah, good luck.
947
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,235
Get ready to die alone.
948
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,836
I wonder what the sex
is like for soulmates.
949
00:36:46,869 --> 00:36:48,505
Okay.
950
00:36:48,538 --> 00:36:49,840
Da, da, da, da!
951
00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:52,443
You almost forget to
bring this out this year.
952
00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:53,577
Oh, yeah.
953
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,745
I guess I, I guess I did.
954
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,512
You want to get some air?
955
00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,448
Cliff, that was in
our bedroom closet.
956
00:36:58,481 --> 00:36:59,650
Oh, I'm sorry, Annie.
957
00:36:59,682 --> 00:37:01,552
I guess you forgot
to take it out.
958
00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:02,885
Oh, what is this?
959
00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,855
This is a stupid game.
960
00:37:04,887 --> 00:37:06,923
If by stupid you mean awesome.
961
00:37:06,956 --> 00:37:08,358
Basically you get electrified
962
00:37:08,391 --> 00:37:09,802
if you don't push the
button fast enough.
963
00:37:09,826 --> 00:37:13,297
It's like musical
chairs with electricity.
964
00:37:13,329 --> 00:37:16,333
All right, this sounds
like a really masochistic
965
00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:18,469
and juvenile form
of entertainment.
966
00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:19,335
Totally.
967
00:37:19,369 --> 00:37:20,471
Obviously I'm in.
968
00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:21,505
What do we do?
969
00:37:21,538 --> 00:37:22,505
Does it hurt?
970
00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:23,741
Does it plug into something?
971
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:24,574
No, it's already in there.
972
00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:25,776
What's the voltage?
973
00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:27,344
Well, let me,
let me, I'll start.
974
00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:28,521
If you're really curious,
I'll start the game
975
00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:29,889
and then, and then,
and then we can just,
976
00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:32,449
that's all, we'll all,
I'll teach you how to play.
977
00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:36,753
I've actually been off all
the apps for a few months now.
978
00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:40,257
I think I slept with half of la.
979
00:37:41,358 --> 00:37:43,628
I'm joking.
980
00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:47,798
I don't know, it just
wasn't joyful anymore.
981
00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:49,634
It was like, what
am I even doing?
982
00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:53,671
I guess I am ready for
something more serious.
983
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:57,407
I guess I kind of misjudged you.
984
00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:07,050
Well, aren't you gonna
say something like,
985
00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:09,385
maybe I misjudged you too?
986
00:38:09,418 --> 00:38:10,697
I'm a pretty good
read of people.
987
00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,456
Of course that's your response.
988
00:38:12,489 --> 00:38:13,657
- Come on.
- Of course!
989
00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:15,525
The only reason you
said I misjudged you
990
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,394
was so I would say
it back to you.
991
00:38:26,902 --> 00:38:27,737
Mm!
992
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:28,939
Again?
993
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,008
It's your game!
994
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:32,943
Wow, I haven't
been shocked once!
995
00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:35,079
Tom, it looks like you're
trying to lose this game.
996
00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:37,548
Well, I'm not,
I'm just, I'm rusty.
997
00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,384
I, listen, I don't play
this all that much, really.
998
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:41,050
What?
999
00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:41,984
Are you kidding me?
1000
00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:42,885
This is like the best game ever.
1001
00:38:42,918 --> 00:38:43,753
I agree.
1002
00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:44,687
Yeah, another round.
1003
00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:45,856
Yeah, keep going.
1004
00:38:45,889 --> 00:38:47,099
Come one everybody,
one more round!
1005
00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:48,424
I'm just getting warmed up!
1006
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:49,126
One more round, one more round!
1007
00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:50,827
Really?
1008
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,180
One more round,
let's get shocked!
1009
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,731
My program ends in the spring
1010
00:38:54,764 --> 00:38:56,666
and I have no idea
what I want to do.
1011
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,536
You don't want to
do psychology anymore?
1012
00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:00,704
No, I do.
1013
00:39:00,737 --> 00:39:03,106
I just, I don't
know where or how.
1014
00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:04,507
They teach you the academics
1015
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,610
but they don't
give you a roadmap.
1016
00:39:06,643 --> 00:39:09,646
And I feel like everyone in my
program is setting down roots
1017
00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:13,717
and finding their direction,
and no path feels right to me.
1018
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,750
I don't know.
1019
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:18,054
I've never known what I wanted.
1020
00:39:19,188 --> 00:39:21,625
I joined RotC on a whim
1021
00:39:21,657 --> 00:39:24,161
and ended up overseas
after graduation.
1022
00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:26,764
I thought I'll be
career military.
1023
00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:33,371
Then my tour ended, I came
home, got into tech, here I am.
1024
00:39:35,838 --> 00:39:37,375
Life works in funny ways.
1025
00:39:38,909 --> 00:39:40,510
How did I not
know this about you?
1026
00:39:40,543 --> 00:39:41,720
You were too busy blathering on
1027
00:39:41,744 --> 00:39:44,882
about your program.
1028
00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:46,384
Rude!
1029
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,452
Yeah, again.
1030
00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,621
You're terrible at this.
1031
00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:54,123
Hey, rematch.
1032
00:39:54,157 --> 00:39:55,626
I could tap you out.
1033
00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,594
No, no, no, I got another one.
1034
00:39:57,626 --> 00:39:58,895
Stop hogging the game.
1035
00:39:58,929 --> 00:39:59,939
Isn't that what
you're doing, Doug?
1036
00:39:59,963 --> 00:40:01,731
I am the reigning champion.
1037
00:40:01,764 --> 00:40:03,166
Oh, okay.
1038
00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:05,239
You know what cliff, maybe
you can, you can jump in.
1039
00:40:13,175 --> 00:40:14,878
Yeah!
1040
00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:16,512
Holy mother of...
1041
00:40:16,545 --> 00:40:17,614
It's bad, isn't it?
1042
00:40:18,782 --> 00:40:19,782
Way to go, Tom.
1043
00:40:22,518 --> 00:40:24,421
Do you have any
plans for new years?
1044
00:40:25,155 --> 00:40:26,723
I got a few options.
1045
00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:29,091
Ah, you don't want to commit
1046
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,061
because you're fielding offers
1047
00:40:31,094 --> 00:40:32,729
and you want to keep
your options open
1048
00:40:32,762 --> 00:40:34,865
unless something
better comes up.
1049
00:40:34,898 --> 00:40:36,533
I know.
1050
00:40:36,565 --> 00:40:38,468
The shrink program
is really working.
1051
00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:42,606
I actually hate new years.
1052
00:40:42,639 --> 00:40:44,041
I really do, too much pressure.
1053
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,943
You know, you rack your brain
to do something special,
1054
00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:48,553
when all you really
want to do is sit home
1055
00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:50,079
and watch the ball drop.
1056
00:40:50,112 --> 00:40:53,683
But instead you go out, you
spend way too much money.
1057
00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:56,552
You stand in a room
full of strangers
1058
00:40:56,585 --> 00:40:59,522
counting down to a new year
in hopes it will be better
1059
00:40:59,556 --> 00:41:01,191
than the one you just had?
1060
00:41:01,224 --> 00:41:04,193
You've never had a good new
year's, that's your problem.
1061
00:41:04,226 --> 00:41:06,062
I suppose you've had so many?
1062
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:09,233
Tom and I had
some good ones after college.
1063
00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:12,144
We were both home for the
holidays and neither one
1064
00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:14,972
of us wanted to feel stuck
at our parents' places.
1065
00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:20,010
And my mom, I love her, but
she just worries about me.
1066
00:41:21,878 --> 00:41:23,247
Always has, always will.
1067
00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:26,124
And she didn't want me out
on the road with, you know,
1068
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:27,750
all the crazies on the road.
1069
00:41:27,784 --> 00:41:28,994
I don't know if you
know this or not,
1070
00:41:29,018 --> 00:41:31,687
but after 2:00 am,
it is crazy central.
1071
00:41:31,721 --> 00:41:32,922
So I've heard.
1072
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:37,260
So Tom and I would just camp
out in my parents' basement,
1073
00:41:37,293 --> 00:41:40,730
play gin rummy and drink my
grandmother's boxed wine.
1074
00:41:42,831 --> 00:41:45,601
If that's the case, why settle
1075
00:41:45,635 --> 00:41:48,272
for some lame warehouse party?
1076
00:41:48,304 --> 00:41:50,540
Sounds like you already
know what you want.
1077
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:58,182
Excuse me, is
this your residence?
1078
00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:00,148
No.
1079
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:02,050
Thank you, ma'am.
1080
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:08,659
Miss would have been fine.
1081
00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:12,663
Ugh!
1082
00:42:12,695 --> 00:42:14,297
It's really not that bad.
1083
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,867
The sting goes away
relatively quickly.
1084
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,168
I should know, I lost
about eight times.
1085
00:42:19,202 --> 00:42:21,238
Uh, you weren't wearing rings.
1086
00:42:22,672 --> 00:42:23,672
I have a ring.
1087
00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:28,012
It's open get in here!
1088
00:42:36,885 --> 00:42:37,885
It's his place.
1089
00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:46,063
Sir?
1090
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,630
Is this your apartment?
1091
00:42:47,664 --> 00:42:48,298
Yes.
1092
00:42:48,331 --> 00:42:49,199
Yes it is.
1093
00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:50,601
But we don't own it.
1094
00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:53,637
We, we rent, which is
not what you asked.
1095
00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:54,838
That's not what I, yeah.
1096
00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:57,807
Look, we received
a noise complaint.
1097
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,976
Really?
1098
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:00,610
Oh, that's probably
when lenora lost.
1099
00:43:00,643 --> 00:43:01,711
She screamed.
1100
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:04,114
Sorry about that.
1101
00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,648
We were playing a little game.
1102
00:43:06,682 --> 00:43:07,682
All right.
1103
00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,686
I thought this would be kids.
1104
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,757
Aren't you a little old
to be throwing ragers?
1105
00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:15,826
Myself?
1106
00:43:15,858 --> 00:43:16,793
No, I don't think so.
1107
00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:18,628
I'm very hip, you have no idea.
1108
00:43:19,695 --> 00:43:20,831
You are?
1109
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,367
I'm very cool, I'm very relaxed.
1110
00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:26,737
All right.
1111
00:43:26,769 --> 00:43:28,180
How about you tell me that
you're wrapping things up
1112
00:43:28,204 --> 00:43:31,108
and that as you do, you'll
keep things quiet in here.
1113
00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:33,744
I promise you that we
were going to wrap it up.
1114
00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:34,954
I don't mean literally tell me,
1115
00:43:34,978 --> 00:43:36,254
I just mean, like you
get what I'm saying,
1116
00:43:36,278 --> 00:43:38,014
like that's what's happening.
1117
00:43:38,047 --> 00:43:39,248
Yes, I promise we will.
1118
00:43:39,282 --> 00:43:41,218
It's gonna be a house
of mouse, mouses.
1119
00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:43,786
It's gonna be quiet.
1120
00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,322
Okay.
1121
00:43:45,355 --> 00:43:47,356
Feels like we've
already started.
1122
00:43:47,389 --> 00:43:48,389
Yeah.
1123
00:43:57,166 --> 00:44:01,038
Anyway, happy holidays.
1124
00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:02,072
Thank you.
1125
00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:03,185
You as well, also with you.
1126
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,975
All right.
1127
00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:07,009
Drive safe.
1128
00:44:09,244 --> 00:44:10,244
I'll explain it later.
1129
00:44:14,317 --> 00:44:16,152
Is the coast clear?
1130
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:21,057
The last time the cops busted
a party, I was in high school.
1131
00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:23,259
My instincts kicked in.
1132
00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,295
It's like we're back in college.
1133
00:44:25,327 --> 00:44:26,829
Cheer up, it's all fine.
1134
00:44:26,862 --> 00:44:29,065
How is it I'm the one
who's not freaking out?
1135
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:33,836
Hey man, I was using
your bathroom earlier
1136
00:44:33,869 --> 00:44:36,138
and the toilet
just keeps running.
1137
00:44:36,172 --> 00:44:38,041
Like I jiggled the
handle and everything
1138
00:44:38,074 --> 00:44:39,710
and it just won't stop.
1139
00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:41,210
So I think you should fix that.
1140
00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:42,179
Okay, thanks cliff.
1141
00:44:42,211 --> 00:44:43,045
Because it's just a big waste.
1142
00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:44,414
Got it, yep.
1143
00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:46,349
We gotta get going.
1144
00:44:46,382 --> 00:44:47,583
Oh.
1145
00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:49,327
Yeah, we gotta get all the
way back to the West Side, so.
1146
00:44:49,351 --> 00:44:50,319
Great party, man.
1147
00:44:50,353 --> 00:44:51,722
Thank you, yeah.
1148
00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:52,932
Listen it's not
usually like this.
1149
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,057
We're very responsible.
1150
00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:55,090
See you Monday.
1151
00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:56,960
Do you want to grab
a bite or something?
1152
00:44:56,992 --> 00:44:58,061
I'm starving.
1153
00:44:58,094 --> 00:44:58,929
Yeah.
1154
00:44:58,961 --> 00:45:00,130
Let's get out of here.
1155
00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:01,683
All right, I'll see
you on Monday then.
1156
00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:03,833
It's good.
1157
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,168
It's okay.
1158
00:45:05,201 --> 00:45:06,235
Starving, she said.
1159
00:45:07,369 --> 00:45:09,038
I have some cookies left.
1160
00:45:09,072 --> 00:45:10,006
- Doug, not now.
- For what?
1161
00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:11,208
- Not now.
- For them.
1162
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,240
They're gone.
1163
00:45:13,842 --> 00:45:15,186
So it's not really
my style to ask,
1164
00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:16,779
but I don't have your number.
1165
00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:18,849
Is that a question, exactly?
1166
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,117
Fine, can I have your number?
1167
00:45:21,150 --> 00:45:23,186
Well, only because
you asked so nicely.
1168
00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:27,257
What are you doing?
1169
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,824
Getting a pen.
1170
00:45:28,858 --> 00:45:30,393
Just put it on
my phone, are you...
1171
00:45:30,425 --> 00:45:32,496
No, I'm writing it down.
1172
00:45:32,528 --> 00:45:33,831
This is a test, Logan.
1173
00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:37,099
Will you put my
number in your phone
1174
00:45:37,132 --> 00:45:39,368
or do you lose this
piece of paper?
1175
00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:42,438
Okay.
1176
00:45:42,472 --> 00:45:43,472
I hope you pass.
1177
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,010
You have to grab it too.
1178
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:49,445
Is this is another test?
1179
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:51,980
No.
1180
00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:04,528
I got it.
1181
00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:05,996
I let you get it.
1182
00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:10,166
Walk you to your car?
1183
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:11,199
Yes, please.
1184
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:20,043
It's like we never see
each other at our parties.
1185
00:46:21,177 --> 00:46:23,914
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1186
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:25,782
You're always busy playing host.
1187
00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:28,084
You are too, you know.
1188
00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:30,353
It's not a complaint.
1189
00:46:30,385 --> 00:46:34,324
It's just nice to get
some me and you time.
1190
00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:37,528
Even if it's after
everyone else's left?
1191
00:46:38,862 --> 00:46:40,463
Who leaves their
drink in a plant?
1192
00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:48,471
You think we'll have
this party forever?
1193
00:46:48,503 --> 00:46:49,503
Yeah, of course.
1194
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,907
I don't know.
1195
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:53,376
It's just such a thing.
1196
00:46:54,443 --> 00:46:55,454
And I love that it's a thing.
1197
00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:56,813
It's our thing.
1198
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,183
But do you think
we'll do it forever?
1199
00:47:01,516 --> 00:47:04,020
I guess I just kind of
assumed that we would.
1200
00:47:07,422 --> 00:47:09,525
Do you feel stuck with me?
1201
00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:11,094
Where is this coming from?
1202
00:47:13,396 --> 00:47:14,531
Do you feel stuck with me?
1203
00:47:16,431 --> 00:47:19,268
I just want to make sure that
we're progressing, you know.
1204
00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:21,938
Our life is changing.
1205
00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:22,971
It's not stagnant.
1206
00:47:25,942 --> 00:47:27,411
I'm happy just the way we are.
1207
00:47:30,445 --> 00:47:32,516
Are you the way you are forever?
1208
00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:35,853
This is a tradition.
1209
00:47:37,186 --> 00:47:39,389
We have thrown this party
at this very apartment
1210
00:47:39,422 --> 00:47:41,157
for the last seven years.
1211
00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:43,291
It's special.
1212
00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:46,528
People look forward to it.
1213
00:47:46,561 --> 00:47:47,998
I look forward to it.
1214
00:47:49,097 --> 00:47:50,333
I know, I do too.
1215
00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:54,103
I just want to make sure
that we're growing together.
1216
00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:56,572
I think that's what we're doing.
1217
00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,621
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1218
00:48:20,096 --> 00:48:22,097
Maybe people don't
account for the longer commute.
1219
00:48:22,130 --> 00:48:23,199
Only a few minutes after
1220
00:48:23,231 --> 00:48:24,534
when we said it would start.
1221
00:48:24,567 --> 00:48:25,945
Yeah, but Natalie
always shows up early.
1222
00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:27,570
That's when
she was coming alone.
1223
00:48:27,603 --> 00:48:28,538
Well, what about cliff?
1224
00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:30,139
He's always obnoxiously early.
1225
00:48:30,172 --> 00:48:31,106
Well that's when
all he had to do
1226
00:48:31,139 --> 00:48:32,342
was come across the hallway.
1227
00:48:33,376 --> 00:48:34,444
You're right.
1228
00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:35,545
It's fine, it's fine.
1229
00:48:41,016 --> 00:48:42,719
What if nobody wants
to drive this far?
1230
00:48:42,751 --> 00:48:44,653
Oh honey, put
yourself in their shoes.
1231
00:48:44,686 --> 00:48:47,190
You would drive
an extra 3 minutes
1232
00:48:47,222 --> 00:48:49,393
to go to your dear
friend's Christmas party.
1233
00:48:50,726 --> 00:48:53,462
No, I probably stay in my
pj's and binge-watch garbage TV.
1234
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,597
Oh.
1235
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,103
Oh, ah, move, scoot, scoot.
1236
00:49:00,135 --> 00:49:02,338
Okay, all right, yep, yep.
1237
00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:07,644
Oh wow!
1238
00:49:07,677 --> 00:49:09,346
Come on in.
1239
00:49:09,378 --> 00:49:11,380
No trouble parking this year.
1240
00:49:11,414 --> 00:49:13,083
Did you hear that, Annie?
1241
00:49:13,115 --> 00:49:14,115
She's real!
1242
00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:19,588
Sequels are never as
good as the originals.
1243
00:49:19,621 --> 00:49:21,423
They would not make one
1244
00:49:21,456 --> 00:49:23,492
if the first one weren't
really, really good.
1245
00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:25,561
And just the alchemy
of trying to make two
1246
00:49:25,594 --> 00:49:27,129
or more great films is something
1247
00:49:27,163 --> 00:49:29,132
that almost no one can achieve.
1248
00:49:29,164 --> 00:49:30,500
Empire, dark knight, aliens.
1249
00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:31,735
Wow, wow, okay.
1250
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:34,070
First of all, "alien"
was a masterpiece.
1251
00:49:34,103 --> 00:49:35,070
But Reiser!
1252
00:49:35,103 --> 00:49:36,605
They could both be great.
1253
00:49:39,641 --> 00:49:41,543
This is thunderdome.
1254
00:49:41,577 --> 00:49:45,749
Two men enter, one
man leaves, Tom.
1255
00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,617
Doug is such a sore loser.
1256
00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:49,686
Our first date, I
beat him at catan.
1257
00:49:51,219 --> 00:49:53,455
She handed me my hat.
1258
00:49:53,489 --> 00:49:55,133
I thought there might
not be a second date,
1259
00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:57,192
the way he was
sulking afterward.
1260
00:49:57,226 --> 00:49:58,369
Knowing Doug,
there had to be one
1261
00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,361
so there could be a rematch.
1262
00:49:59,394 --> 00:50:02,331
Which I won, handily.
1263
00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:05,467
I'll get it.
1264
00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:08,038
There was no such
thing as an untouchable enemy.
1265
00:50:08,070 --> 00:50:10,373
Okay, you probably like
the special additions.
1266
00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,143
We're gonna go there?
1267
00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:16,780
And before you say anything
and I have to play dumb,
1268
00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:18,381
your mom already
spilled the beans.
1269
00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:19,549
Congratulations!
1270
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,682
It just happened!
1271
00:50:20,715 --> 00:50:21,927
She promised she
wouldn't tell anyone.
1272
00:50:21,951 --> 00:50:25,121
I love your mom, but we both
know she can't keep a secret.
1273
00:50:25,153 --> 00:50:27,657
She's been planning your
wedding since we were kids.
1274
00:50:27,690 --> 00:50:29,325
Your home is beautiful.
1275
00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:30,794
Oh, that's very
sweet of you to say.
1276
00:50:30,827 --> 00:50:32,696
We're still settling in.
1277
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:35,264
The tree looks good.
1278
00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:36,232
This time of year.
1279
00:50:36,266 --> 00:50:39,601
Any more than that
would be weird, right?
1280
00:50:39,635 --> 00:50:41,838
Adler, come see
Tom in the kitchen.
1281
00:50:41,871 --> 00:50:43,106
If Picasso had better paint,
1282
00:50:43,139 --> 00:50:44,340
he'd go back and tinker.
1283
00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:46,151
No, he would know that
each painting was done.
1284
00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:47,811
An artist knows when to stop.
1285
00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:49,445
Speaking of
knowing when to stop.
1286
00:50:49,478 --> 00:50:51,713
Come on, man, you're on
my side for this, right?
1287
00:50:51,746 --> 00:50:52,815
I don't...
1288
00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:54,851
Tom, you remember adler.
1289
00:50:54,884 --> 00:50:56,052
I'll be back.
1290
00:50:57,552 --> 00:50:58,587
I'll be back.
1291
00:50:59,588 --> 00:51:02,592
Hey, welcome to the family.
1292
00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:04,159
You locked it down quick.
1293
00:51:04,193 --> 00:51:05,870
Yeah, couldn't let
someone else snap her up.
1294
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,738
I already you let her get
away once in high school.
1295
00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:09,298
Unsolicited wedding advice,
1296
00:51:09,331 --> 00:51:11,467
do not forget to eat
the hors d'oeuvres.
1297
00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:12,644
I didn't get a chance
to have a single one
1298
00:51:12,668 --> 00:51:14,137
because we were
busy taking pictures
1299
00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:15,305
during the cocktail hour.
1300
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:16,606
And he's still talking about it.
1301
00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:17,474
Well you know.
1302
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:18,340
Get over it.
1303
00:51:18,373 --> 00:51:19,576
Natalie, come talk.
1304
00:51:19,608 --> 00:51:21,510
Do you have a date yet?
1305
00:51:21,543 --> 00:51:23,712
It literally happened this week.
1306
00:51:23,746 --> 00:51:26,516
Annie, the last few weeks
have been such a whirlwind.
1307
00:51:26,548 --> 00:51:28,284
I mean, we must be getting old
1308
00:51:28,317 --> 00:51:30,229
because we started talking
about marriage really quick.
1309
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,888
You are not old.
1310
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,655
Says the woman who's
been married six years.
1311
00:51:33,688 --> 00:51:34,757
Seven.
1312
00:51:34,789 --> 00:51:37,159
- Hmm.
- Ugh, I'm old.
1313
00:51:37,193 --> 00:51:40,263
Oh wow, look at
those little fingers,
1314
00:51:40,295 --> 00:51:41,830
and those itty-bitty nails.
1315
00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:43,766
Oh, you're a natural with her.
1316
00:51:43,798 --> 00:51:45,434
I thought I was a natural too
1317
00:51:45,467 --> 00:51:47,469
until I changed my first diaper.
1318
00:51:47,503 --> 00:51:49,739
She is adorable, but
she is vindictive.
1319
00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:51,673
Are you vindictive?
1320
00:51:51,706 --> 00:51:52,909
Yes, okay.
1321
00:51:52,942 --> 00:51:54,443
Well that sums that up.
1322
00:51:54,476 --> 00:51:56,145
I love your dress.
1323
00:51:56,179 --> 00:51:57,380
What do you say?
1324
00:51:57,413 --> 00:51:58,248
Say thank you?
1325
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:58,914
Thank you.
1326
00:51:58,947 --> 00:52:00,182
You're welcome.
1327
00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:02,217
Can you give him a high five?
1328
00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:03,219
Wow, thank you!
1329
00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:04,420
You're so cute.
1330
00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:09,358
Oh, hey man!
1331
00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:10,326
Hey, cliff!
1332
00:52:10,358 --> 00:52:11,494
What's up?
1333
00:52:11,527 --> 00:52:13,862
Oh, classy move
bringing the booze.
1334
00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:15,498
I just brought myself.
1335
00:52:15,530 --> 00:52:16,530
Okay.
1336
00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:21,738
Ow.
1337
00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:23,051
Hey, can you open
this up for me?
1338
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:27,844
You look great.
1339
00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:28,844
You're so cute!
1340
00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:30,580
Happy maiden voyage!
1341
00:52:30,612 --> 00:52:31,513
Oh.
1342
00:52:31,547 --> 00:52:32,615
Oh no.
1343
00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:33,648
I messed that up.
1344
00:52:36,485 --> 00:52:37,687
I brought the beer.
1345
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,589
Ah, did you get
thirsty on the way in?
1346
00:52:40,623 --> 00:52:41,523
Oh, that.
1347
00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:42,925
I got cliff-ed on the way in.
1348
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:44,259
Ah, well, when in Rome.
1349
00:52:44,293 --> 00:52:46,528
Ah, heisler my favorite.
1350
00:52:46,561 --> 00:52:49,364
You've got great taste.
1351
00:52:49,398 --> 00:52:51,534
It's your first time
to the new place, yeah?
1352
00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:52,936
It is, it is.
1353
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,680
Yeah, man, I wish I could
have come over sooner.
1354
00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:58,208
I just, I went home
a lot this year, so.
1355
00:52:59,574 --> 00:53:00,777
Yeah.
1356
00:53:00,809 --> 00:53:02,612
You hanging in there?
1357
00:53:02,644 --> 00:53:03,947
Can we just talk about the fact
1358
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,481
that Doug is in the other
room taking pictures
1359
00:53:06,514 --> 00:53:08,384
with a real live human woman?
1360
00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:10,619
Yes, I know, that
is his girlfriend.
1361
00:53:10,652 --> 00:53:11,486
What?
1362
00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:13,255
It's a clarkmas miracle!
1363
00:53:13,289 --> 00:53:15,692
I guess there's hope for
all of us, huh?
1364
00:53:15,724 --> 00:53:16,759
Yeah.
1365
00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:17,626
Oh, I'm sorry man.
1366
00:53:17,659 --> 00:53:19,295
I'm so rude, Logan.
1367
00:53:19,327 --> 00:53:20,463
Adler.
1368
00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:21,974
How do you know these
troublemakers, huh?
1369
00:53:21,998 --> 00:53:22,965
Work buddy?
1370
00:53:22,998 --> 00:53:25,434
Adler is Natalie's fiance.
1371
00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:26,568
That's right.
1372
00:53:26,601 --> 00:53:27,601
Nice to meet you.
1373
00:53:28,670 --> 00:53:29,538
Have you gotten used to it yet?
1374
00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:31,474
Fiance?
1375
00:53:31,507 --> 00:53:33,809
By the time we got used to
it, we were already married.
1376
00:53:33,842 --> 00:53:35,344
Yeah, how do you know Tom?
1377
00:53:38,813 --> 00:53:41,583
I've known Logan
since junior high.
1378
00:53:41,617 --> 00:53:44,254
We were both in the magic club.
1379
00:53:44,286 --> 00:53:45,654
He wanted to be penn and teller,
1380
00:53:45,688 --> 00:53:47,808
but neither one of us could
agree to be the short one.
1381
00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:49,926
Obviously, it's probably me.
1382
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,594
That's really funny.
1383
00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:53,963
I bet you guys were so
funny in the magic club.
1384
00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:56,766
Adler, is it?
1385
00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:58,333
Yeah, that's my name.
1386
00:53:58,367 --> 00:53:59,302
Huh.
1387
00:53:59,335 --> 00:53:59,969
What are you working on?
1388
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:00,902
What do you do, adler?
1389
00:54:00,936 --> 00:54:01,537
I'm an attorney actually.
1390
00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:02,672
Wow.
1391
00:54:02,704 --> 00:54:03,881
Pretty boring most of the time.
1392
00:54:03,905 --> 00:54:05,050
What kind of law
do you practice?
1393
00:54:05,074 --> 00:54:06,541
That's professional liability
1394
00:54:06,574 --> 00:54:07,976
at a mid-level firm downtown.
1395
00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:09,446
Mid-level, huh.
1396
00:54:10,545 --> 00:54:12,547
Ah, who was it that
said, first thing we do,
1397
00:54:12,581 --> 00:54:13,624
let's kill all the lawyers?
1398
00:54:13,648 --> 00:54:14,750
Huh?
1399
00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:16,352
Shakespeare.
1400
00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:17,896
Yeah, people sure do love
to bring up that quote.
1401
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,056
So I know it was
Shakespeare that said it.
1402
00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:21,767
You don't need to
patronize me, Georgetown.
1403
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,760
Oh, actually went to Stanford.
1404
00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:30,932
Logan, did you see we got a
photo booth set up this year?
1405
00:54:30,965 --> 00:54:33,402
We always come up with some
way to outdo ourselves.
1406
00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:36,405
Don't be mad at me.
1407
00:54:36,438 --> 00:54:38,740
I didn't want to go
to law school either.
1408
00:54:38,773 --> 00:54:39,909
Man, what is your problem?
1409
00:54:39,942 --> 00:54:41,777
What are you talking about, man?
1410
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:42,912
Come on.
1411
00:54:42,945 --> 00:54:45,414
You want her to take
pictures, let's take pictures!
1412
00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,485
Dude, I'm fine.
1413
00:54:49,518 --> 00:54:50,653
You don't seem...
1414
00:54:50,686 --> 00:54:52,488
This would be the photo booth.
1415
00:54:52,521 --> 00:54:54,724
What do you think,
this my color?
1416
00:54:54,757 --> 00:54:55,657
Is everything okay?
1417
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:56,958
Yeah, I'm great, man.
1418
00:54:56,992 --> 00:54:58,928
We haven't talked in a
while, which is fine,
1419
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,896
but I got a promotion
in the fall.
1420
00:55:00,929 --> 00:55:01,797
That's great.
1421
00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,365
I'm a director now.
1422
00:55:03,398 --> 00:55:05,467
Director of technical marketing.
1423
00:55:05,501 --> 00:55:06,544
That's a great title, right?
1424
00:55:06,568 --> 00:55:07,503
- Yeah.
- It's great.
1425
00:55:07,536 --> 00:55:08,371
I'm great.
1426
00:55:08,403 --> 00:55:10,106
Life is great.
1427
00:55:10,139 --> 00:55:11,407
Great.
1428
00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:13,675
Exactly.
1429
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,644
Aw buddy, looks
like you're the one
1430
00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:16,687
that needs to lighten up, huh?
1431
00:55:16,711 --> 00:55:17,780
- Here's a boa.
- Okay.
1432
00:55:20,449 --> 00:55:21,449
Hey listen.
1433
00:55:28,123 --> 00:55:30,459
We do not need to take
a picture right now.
1434
00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,527
We need to get one for your mom.
1435
00:55:32,561 --> 00:55:34,039
Come on, she doesn't
have enough pictures.
1436
00:55:34,063 --> 00:55:37,434
He is funny, isn't he?
1437
00:55:40,668 --> 00:55:41,668
Hi Logan.
1438
00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,541
I hear congratulations
are in order.
1439
00:55:46,141 --> 00:55:47,609
Yes, they are.
1440
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:50,646
Did you just get here?
1441
00:55:50,679 --> 00:55:52,057
Thought you would have
ghosted the party.
1442
00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:53,682
Nah, I was just chatting it up
1443
00:55:53,715 --> 00:55:55,617
with good adler
here in the kitchen.
1444
00:55:57,753 --> 00:55:59,889
So, we have a wedding date yet?
1445
00:55:59,922 --> 00:56:00,889
Huh?
1446
00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:02,491
Am I on the list?
1447
00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:03,668
No, we're going to tour
venues over the holidays
1448
00:56:03,692 --> 00:56:05,027
and then we're
gonna pick a date.
1449
00:56:05,059 --> 00:56:06,872
Well, I call dibs on
going to the cake tasting.
1450
00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:08,097
That'll be awhile.
1451
00:56:08,130 --> 00:56:10,133
Oh, speaking of tastings.
1452
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,635
Nina's invitation-only
cookies have arrived.
1453
00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:14,570
If you'll excuse me.
1454
00:56:14,603 --> 00:56:16,038
Oh my gosh, Nina!
1455
00:56:16,070 --> 00:56:18,875
So, adler.
1456
00:56:18,907 --> 00:56:21,911
Adler, you know what they say?
1457
00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:23,947
Never trust a guy
with two last names.
1458
00:56:25,047 --> 00:56:26,715
I think it's two
first names actually.
1459
00:56:26,748 --> 00:56:27,884
Is that right?
1460
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:28,985
Mm-hm.
1461
00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:30,920
Huh, what do you think, adley?
1462
00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:31,952
Addie?
1463
00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:34,190
You know what I think,
1464
00:56:34,222 --> 00:56:35,800
I think I'm gonna go get
some of that famous eggnog
1465
00:56:35,824 --> 00:56:37,001
that everyone
keeps talking about
1466
00:56:37,025 --> 00:56:39,027
and leave you two to catch up.
1467
00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:41,664
But hey, really nice
talking to you, man.
1468
00:56:41,697 --> 00:56:43,865
Thanks, man.
1469
00:56:43,898 --> 00:56:45,467
- Hey, speaking of eggnog.
- Yeah?
1470
00:56:45,501 --> 00:56:47,579
Why don't you grab me a glass
while you're in there, huh?
1471
00:56:47,603 --> 00:56:48,605
I would love to.
1472
00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:52,942
You ghosted me, not
the other way around.
1473
00:56:52,974 --> 00:56:55,076
Oh my god, that was months ago.
1474
00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:56,913
Yeah, exactly, like
eight months ago.
1475
00:56:56,945 --> 00:56:58,088
But then again, who's counting?
1476
00:56:58,112 --> 00:56:59,714
Then you go and
rush into something
1477
00:56:59,748 --> 00:57:00,892
and now you're
taking it out on me?
1478
00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:02,718
I am not rushing into anything.
1479
00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:04,220
I've known adler
since high school.
1480
00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,521
You can't call that rushing it.
1481
00:57:06,554 --> 00:57:08,156
You can, when you're engaged.
1482
00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:10,226
If you're so worried
I'm off the market
1483
00:57:10,259 --> 00:57:13,161
then you shouldn't have
completely disappeared on me.
1484
00:57:13,195 --> 00:57:14,697
I really liked you.
1485
00:57:15,831 --> 00:57:17,666
And I don't know
why, but I thought
1486
00:57:17,699 --> 00:57:19,234
that something real was there.
1487
00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:21,637
And I know things were
moving really fast
1488
00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:22,572
and that probably scared you...
1489
00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:24,005
I don't need your analysis.
1490
00:57:24,039 --> 00:57:26,576
But then you totally
dropped off the planet.
1491
00:57:26,608 --> 00:57:28,944
You should have at
least called me.
1492
00:57:28,978 --> 00:57:31,246
You messed it up like you do.
1493
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,850
And now you see me happy
and you have to ruin it?
1494
00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:36,894
I'm actually surprised you
even showed up tonight.
1495
00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:38,520
I thought you'd be
too much of a coward.
1496
00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:42,625
What if something
happened to me?
1497
00:57:42,657 --> 00:57:44,793
What if there's an explanation?
1498
00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:51,733
Is there?
1499
00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:00,810
I'm going back inside.
1500
00:58:01,976 --> 00:58:03,078
You're just angry right now
1501
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,713
because you know you're
making a mistake.
1502
00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:05,981
I'm just the messenger.
1503
00:58:06,014 --> 00:58:06,848
Screw you.
1504
00:58:06,882 --> 00:58:08,717
You wish.
1505
00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:09,886
You are such a child.
1506
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,897
♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
1507
00:58:20,929 --> 00:58:24,165
♪ a partridge in a pear tree ♪
1508
00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:28,170
♪ on the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
1509
00:58:28,202 --> 00:58:29,771
- Hey.
- Hey.
1510
00:58:29,804 --> 00:58:33,742
♪ Two turtle doves and a
partridge in a pear tree. ♪
1511
00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:36,945
♪ On the third day of ♪
1512
00:58:47,322 --> 00:58:49,791
So you going home for
the holidays this year?
1513
00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:54,596
Yeah.
1514
00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:57,866
You don't sound so
thrilled about it.
1515
00:58:59,134 --> 00:59:00,134
Yeah, well,
1516
00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:05,208
this will be my first
Christmas without my mom, so,
1517
00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:09,211
I gotta be there to take
care of my dad and my sister.
1518
00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:12,782
It's just gonna be weird.
1519
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,853
I'm, I'm really sorry.
1520
00:59:18,887 --> 00:59:19,887
It is what it is.
1521
00:59:21,389 --> 00:59:23,692
Everybody's got to
lose a parent sometime.
1522
00:59:32,867 --> 00:59:34,636
I don't usually do this, but,
1523
00:59:37,905 --> 00:59:38,905
take another.
1524
00:59:42,777 --> 00:59:43,777
Please.
1525
00:59:52,086 --> 00:59:53,722
Mm, is that sage?
1526
00:59:55,724 --> 00:59:56,724
And cardamom.
1527
00:59:59,661 --> 01:00:00,661
That's really good.
1528
01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:02,697
Thank you.
1529
01:00:07,135 --> 01:00:08,371
We should just go, you know?
1530
01:00:08,403 --> 01:00:09,704
I don't...
1531
01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:11,039
Okay, we can go if you want,
1532
01:00:11,072 --> 01:00:13,208
but don't let that guy
make you leave a party
1533
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:14,343
that you want to stay at.
1534
01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:16,245
I don't really
want to stay anymore.
1535
01:00:16,277 --> 01:00:17,679
Okay.
1536
01:00:17,713 --> 01:00:18,414
There you guys are.
1537
01:00:18,447 --> 01:00:19,981
We're gonna do a group photo.
1538
01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:22,094
That way Tom and I will know
we're at the same party.
1539
01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,085
You good?
1540
01:00:23,117 --> 01:00:24,152
Yeah, I'm fine.
1541
01:00:24,186 --> 01:00:25,388
You coming?
1542
01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:26,420
Yeah.
1543
01:00:27,289 --> 01:00:30,893
I found them, okay,
everybody get in here.
1544
01:00:30,925 --> 01:00:33,362
We have props, not optional.
1545
01:00:33,394 --> 01:00:34,896
- Let's get them out.
- My idea.
1546
01:00:34,929 --> 01:00:35,864
It was my idea.
1547
01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:37,099
Yeah, yeah, Tom's idea.
1548
01:00:37,132 --> 01:00:39,969
Oh, mistletoe for the lovers.
1549
01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:41,903
- Nina, this is you.
- Yeah.
1550
01:00:41,936 --> 01:00:44,106
- Obviously.
- Gingerbread!
1551
01:00:45,407 --> 01:00:48,177
Okay, and, you ready?
1552
01:00:49,311 --> 01:00:51,881
One, two, three.
1553
01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:53,249
Clarkmas!
1554
01:00:55,217 --> 01:00:57,153
- All right.
- Awesome.
1555
01:00:57,186 --> 01:00:58,396
Hope I didn't blink in that one.
1556
01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,463
It was so great
to see you again.
1557
01:00:59,487 --> 01:01:00,422
Yes, take care.
1558
01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:01,390
We will see you next clarkmas.
1559
01:01:01,422 --> 01:01:03,024
Next clarkmas, it's a date.
1560
01:01:03,057 --> 01:01:04,994
Your gingerbread, woo!
1561
01:01:05,027 --> 01:01:06,429
I can't wait for next year.
1562
01:01:09,164 --> 01:01:11,100
Yeah, there's still food.
1563
01:01:11,132 --> 01:01:12,333
Oh.
1564
01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:14,137
- Oh yeah, help yourself.
- Feel free.
1565
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:16,706
- Okay.
- Okay.
1566
01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:18,141
All right, okay.
1567
01:01:19,007 --> 01:01:20,007
We did it.
1568
01:01:34,222 --> 01:01:35,724
Shouldn't have bothered.
1569
01:01:35,757 --> 01:01:37,960
I'll put it all up,
I don't need any help.
1570
01:01:37,992 --> 01:01:38,992
You're dead weight.
1571
01:01:40,161 --> 01:01:42,797
Clarkmas isn't
happening this year.
1572
01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,467
You're being dramatic.
1573
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,034
I am never dramatic.
1574
01:01:47,335 --> 01:01:48,904
We could still have a party.
1575
01:01:50,072 --> 01:01:51,106
This year sucks.
1576
01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:53,241
We're having a baby.
1577
01:01:54,842 --> 01:01:57,879
I have been barfing for the
last eight months straight.
1578
01:01:57,913 --> 01:01:59,090
There were a couple
of weeks in there
1579
01:01:59,114 --> 01:02:00,849
where you didn't
barf quite as much.
1580
01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:03,185
All my pants feel
like I'm wearing spanx.
1581
01:02:07,021 --> 01:02:08,790
You think I'll be a good dad?
1582
01:02:08,824 --> 01:02:10,026
You'll be the best dad.
1583
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,962
I'm being serious.
1584
01:02:12,994 --> 01:02:15,931
I am serious, you'll be
the best dad there ever was.
1585
01:02:15,963 --> 01:02:18,467
But you can't tell either
of our fathers I said that.
1586
01:02:21,369 --> 01:02:23,172
I'm gonna be the good cop.
1587
01:02:23,204 --> 01:02:24,507
That makes me the bad cop.
1588
01:02:24,539 --> 01:02:26,407
Well, either that or
we're both good cops
1589
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,942
and we raise a criminal.
1590
01:02:27,976 --> 01:02:30,211
Well, that might happen anyway.
1591
01:02:33,148 --> 01:02:35,351
If we don't make noise,
maybe they'll go away.
1592
01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:36,519
You're being ridiculous.
1593
01:02:36,552 --> 01:02:38,128
It's probably a boppy
or some other thing
1594
01:02:38,152 --> 01:02:39,755
your mom insisted on ordering.
1595
01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:45,927
Impromptu clarkmas?
1596
01:02:47,295 --> 01:02:49,564
I knew if I called, Annie
would say not to come over.
1597
01:02:49,597 --> 01:02:50,597
You're right!
1598
01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:54,170
But it's too late now,
so you have to let me in.
1599
01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:55,938
Is that true?
1600
01:02:55,971 --> 01:02:57,072
Yes, come in.
1601
01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:03,012
I come bearing gifts.
1602
01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:04,555
Well, unless your
gift is a flat stomach
1603
01:03:04,579 --> 01:03:06,981
and a painless delivery,
I'm not interested.
1604
01:03:07,014 --> 01:03:08,416
She's been like this all month.
1605
01:03:08,449 --> 01:03:10,552
Don't mansplain your wife.
1606
01:03:10,585 --> 01:03:12,387
That's not mansplaining.
1607
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:13,989
Oh, I'm sorry,
1608
01:03:14,021 --> 01:03:16,125
would you like to explain
to me what mansplaining is?
1609
01:03:16,157 --> 01:03:18,326
Actually, I think Tom is right.
1610
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,930
He was simply complaining.
1611
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:23,432
You're embarking on a
brand new adventure.
1612
01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:25,201
The next chapter.
1613
01:03:25,233 --> 01:03:26,902
She's not the only one.
1614
01:03:26,934 --> 01:03:28,403
Oh right, excuse me, Tom.
1615
01:03:28,436 --> 01:03:29,538
You too.
1616
01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:30,739
But you too, nat.
1617
01:03:30,771 --> 01:03:33,842
If the timing's right, this
could be baby's first wedding.
1618
01:03:34,976 --> 01:03:36,110
About that.
1619
01:03:36,143 --> 01:03:37,346
Oh god, what?
1620
01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:39,214
Oh, don't say it like that.
1621
01:03:40,548 --> 01:03:42,351
Well, what were you gonna say?
1622
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,589
Adler and I are calling it off.
1623
01:03:47,623 --> 01:03:48,858
What?
1624
01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:50,059
Oh my gosh, are you okay?
1625
01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:51,994
No, no, it's fine.
1626
01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:54,929
It's, yeah, I'm fine.
1627
01:03:54,963 --> 01:03:59,101
It's ah, yeah, we're both fine.
1628
01:04:00,235 --> 01:04:01,003
How'd it happen?
1629
01:04:01,036 --> 01:04:02,036
Tom!
1630
01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:05,140
How did it happen?
1631
01:04:05,172 --> 01:04:10,178
Well, it was very
mature, actually.
1632
01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:12,214
Extremely.
1633
01:04:12,246 --> 01:04:14,582
We had just had dinner at
his dad and step-mom's house
1634
01:04:14,615 --> 01:04:15,516
for Thanksgiving.
1635
01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,052
And that went great, by the way.
1636
01:04:17,085 --> 01:04:18,987
They are very lovely people.
1637
01:04:20,121 --> 01:04:23,291
But we were, you know,
done with dinner,
1638
01:04:23,324 --> 01:04:25,660
on the way to the
airport, and we were stuck
1639
01:04:25,693 --> 01:04:28,130
in this crappy
rental car, you know,
1640
01:04:28,163 --> 01:04:31,333
crawling our way towards O'Hare.
1641
01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:34,936
And I picked this
moment for some reason,
1642
01:04:34,969 --> 01:04:38,072
in horrible traffic,
to turn to him and say,
1643
01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:41,310
this is never gonna
work, you know?
1644
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,648
He was so weird and
quiet after I said it.
1645
01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:47,081
Maybe because of the shock
1646
01:04:47,114 --> 01:04:49,184
or maybe because
he agreed with me.
1647
01:04:50,552 --> 01:04:55,157
So I just rambled on about how
we were really great friends,
1648
01:04:56,057 --> 01:04:58,193
but that we were never in love.
1649
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:04,232
And we really enjoyed
each other's company,
1650
01:05:04,266 --> 01:05:07,503
but it wasn't
electric or something.
1651
01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:17,679
And of course an
accident is ahead.
1652
01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:22,351
So we are stuck in this
bumper to bumper traffic,
1653
01:05:22,384 --> 01:05:26,389
followed by an
airplane ride to la.
1654
01:05:29,224 --> 01:05:32,227
Definitely should have
waited till after you landed.
1655
01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:35,064
And then we, we
talked about, you know,
1656
01:05:37,331 --> 01:05:39,500
what to do, you know,
how to figure it all out.
1657
01:05:39,534 --> 01:05:44,206
But funny thing is we're
supposed to fly back
1658
01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:47,608
for Christmas Eve with
my parents and his mom
1659
01:05:47,641 --> 01:05:49,277
and his two brothers.
1660
01:05:49,311 --> 01:05:50,679
And we haven't told them yet.
1661
01:05:50,711 --> 01:05:53,181
Nobody knows, and we're
supposed to fly tomorrow.
1662
01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:57,318
And I just feel like my mom is
gonna be really upset.
1663
01:05:57,351 --> 01:05:59,020
Now I have all of this
tacky wedding shit
1664
01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,456
that I really don't need.
1665
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:01,389
Oh honey.
1666
01:06:01,422 --> 01:06:02,590
That's what e-bay is for.
1667
01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:05,026
Not for monogram napkins.
1668
01:06:05,059 --> 01:06:06,195
No, yeah.
1669
01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:07,628
That's gonna be
tough to get rid of.
1670
01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:12,234
It's okay.
1671
01:06:18,672 --> 01:06:20,108
Oh, all right.
1672
01:06:20,141 --> 01:06:22,377
I found the last
box of decorations.
1673
01:06:23,344 --> 01:06:25,680
Who wants to help me decorate?
1674
01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:27,482
Is this gonna hold this up?
1675
01:06:27,516 --> 01:06:28,516
Oh yeah.
1676
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,754
This mantle was born
to house some acorns.
1677
01:06:33,121 --> 01:06:35,057
Those are pine cones, Tom.
1678
01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:35,724
Huh?
1679
01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:36,757
Pine cones.
1680
01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:39,260
You need to center it first.
1681
01:06:39,293 --> 01:06:41,362
Don't pull the tape
until you have a centered
1682
01:06:41,396 --> 01:06:42,364
and know where you want it.
1683
01:06:42,396 --> 01:06:43,231
Okay, tape's ready to go.
1684
01:06:43,264 --> 01:06:44,766
One step, two step.
1685
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,336
A little high, Natalie, a
little lower on your side.
1686
01:06:47,369 --> 01:06:48,269
That's what I was thinking.
1687
01:06:48,302 --> 01:06:49,070
Where are you gonna tape it?
1688
01:06:49,103 --> 01:06:50,038
I don't know.
1689
01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:51,340
Wherever you tell us.
1690
01:06:51,373 --> 01:06:52,374
That's good.
1691
01:06:52,407 --> 01:06:53,375
That's good.
1692
01:06:53,407 --> 01:06:54,242
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1693
01:06:54,275 --> 01:06:55,275
Great.
1694
01:06:59,581 --> 01:07:02,117
Tom, it's not here.
1695
01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:03,586
Did you finish the last of it?
1696
01:07:05,286 --> 01:07:06,788
Guilty.
1697
01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:07,756
Are you serious?
1698
01:07:07,789 --> 01:07:09,625
It's hot chocolate season.
1699
01:07:09,657 --> 01:07:10,525
I'll go get some.
1700
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:12,661
No, you don't have to.
1701
01:07:12,693 --> 01:07:13,862
Are you kidding me?
1702
01:07:13,894 --> 01:07:17,365
I'm gonna go down to that store
and I'm gonna track it down.
1703
01:07:17,398 --> 01:07:19,134
I'm gonna find your
most very favorite brand
1704
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:23,172
and we are having hot chocolate
whether you like it or not.
1705
01:07:23,204 --> 01:07:24,306
Thank you.
1706
01:07:24,338 --> 01:07:25,458
I think you're gonna like it.
1707
01:07:27,775 --> 01:07:29,210
Tom's lucky to have you.
1708
01:07:30,311 --> 01:07:32,147
Yeah, I'm pretty
lucky to have him too.
1709
01:07:34,382 --> 01:07:36,318
Just crazy to think how
it's all gonna change
1710
01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,186
in a matter of weeks.
1711
01:07:38,219 --> 01:07:39,221
Or less.
1712
01:07:39,253 --> 01:07:40,422
Could be early.
1713
01:07:40,454 --> 01:07:42,391
Please don't say that.
1714
01:07:42,423 --> 01:07:44,460
Seriously though, I
mean, people always assume
1715
01:07:44,492 --> 01:07:47,161
that the first is late,
but my college roommate,
1716
01:07:47,195 --> 01:07:48,564
she had her baby
three weeks early.
1717
01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:50,599
Well, I'd rather
not think about that.
1718
01:07:52,601 --> 01:07:54,836
But I do think that you
should pack a to-go bag
1719
01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:56,180
or something, or
whatever they call it.
1720
01:07:56,204 --> 01:07:57,840
Can you just stop?
1721
01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,450
It's like the second
one you get pregnant,
1722
01:07:59,474 --> 01:08:01,610
that's all people want
to talk to you about.
1723
01:08:06,882 --> 01:08:09,085
Adler's a stupid
name, by the way.
1724
01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:12,688
It is.
1725
01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:14,865
- It is.
- Total deal breaker.
1726
01:08:14,889 --> 01:08:16,591
You really dodged
bullet on that one.
1727
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:17,792
Thank you.
1728
01:08:17,826 --> 01:08:20,895
Yeah, if only that
was the only flaw.
1729
01:08:20,929 --> 01:08:22,631
He was so boring.
1730
01:08:24,698 --> 01:08:26,234
Like milk toast.
1731
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:29,171
Like I Ken doll, but
with less personality.
1732
01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,510
What was I thinking?
1733
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,481
Ah, you want some more music?
1734
01:08:39,514 --> 01:08:40,349
Would that be nice?
1735
01:08:40,381 --> 01:08:41,483
Yeah, sure.
1736
01:08:45,854 --> 01:08:47,422
What you putting on?
1737
01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:49,125
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
1738
01:08:54,395 --> 01:08:55,395
Okay, all right.
1739
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,603
Go Annie, go Annie.
1740
01:09:03,671 --> 01:09:05,439
Don't laugh at me!
1741
01:09:05,472 --> 01:09:06,774
I'm liking it.
1742
01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:11,180
I don't know, this is my
idea of a party these days.
1743
01:09:11,212 --> 01:09:12,280
I guess so.
1744
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,283
You sad you didn't
have your party?
1745
01:09:16,650 --> 01:09:18,287
Yeah, sure.
1746
01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:20,322
But you know, we didn't
know how I'd be feeling
1747
01:09:20,354 --> 01:09:21,789
or if the baby would come early.
1748
01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,759
So it didn't make
sense this year.
1749
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,161
It was the right choice.
1750
01:09:26,293 --> 01:09:27,729
You can still be bummed though.
1751
01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:30,798
The party's never
gonna be the same.
1752
01:09:30,832 --> 01:09:33,402
Our lives aren't
gonna be the same.
1753
01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:34,435
That is true.
1754
01:09:35,703 --> 01:09:36,637
Don't say that.
1755
01:09:36,671 --> 01:09:37,940
Well, it is true though.
1756
01:09:37,972 --> 01:09:40,341
I mean, you're
starting a new chapter.
1757
01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:41,409
You should be excited.
1758
01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:42,677
But if I had known last year
1759
01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:45,213
was gonna be the last
year we had the party.
1760
01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:47,390
Annie, I think you're being
a little dramatic right now.
1761
01:09:47,414 --> 01:09:48,550
You don't get it.
1762
01:09:48,582 --> 01:09:50,351
You still have your
life ahead of you.
1763
01:09:50,385 --> 01:09:51,696
But with every
choice that I make,
1764
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,531
it's like I'm saying
goodbye to the life I have.
1765
01:09:53,555 --> 01:09:54,957
And I really like my life.
1766
01:09:54,989 --> 01:09:56,958
Well then why don't you
be a little more like me,
1767
01:09:56,992 --> 01:09:59,261
and avoid every choice
that you could make?
1768
01:09:59,293 --> 01:10:00,229
I didn't mean...
1769
01:10:00,261 --> 01:10:01,906
You have it all, and
here you are complaining
1770
01:10:01,930 --> 01:10:04,298
about checking off your
next life achievement?
1771
01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:05,375
That's not what I was saying.
1772
01:10:05,399 --> 01:10:06,367
Then what are you saying?
1773
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,502
That you have a perfect
life and a perfect baby?
1774
01:10:08,536 --> 01:10:09,904
Poor you.
1775
01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:11,915
It's just really hard when
you see everyone around you
1776
01:10:11,939 --> 01:10:13,875
doing all the things
that you want to do,
1777
01:10:13,908 --> 01:10:16,578
and you realize it might not
ever be in the cards for you.
1778
01:10:16,610 --> 01:10:18,012
Natalie?
1779
01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:18,847
That's why I said yes to
adler in the first place,
1780
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,349
you know?
1781
01:10:20,381 --> 01:10:21,392
To go down the path
and join the club.
1782
01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:22,583
Natalie?
1783
01:10:22,617 --> 01:10:23,995
There's no point in
going down the path
1784
01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:26,179
just because you're afraid
you have an expiration date.
1785
01:10:29,423 --> 01:10:30,725
Annie?
1786
01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:31,659
Annie!
1787
01:10:31,694 --> 01:10:33,004
I'm pretty sure that
was a contraction.
1788
01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:34,329
What?
1789
01:10:34,362 --> 01:10:35,872
I am pretty sure
that was a contraction.
1790
01:10:35,896 --> 01:10:37,265
What do I do?
1791
01:10:37,298 --> 01:10:37,932
You need to, you
need to time it.
1792
01:10:37,966 --> 01:10:38,600
You need to get a timer.
1793
01:10:38,632 --> 01:10:39,934
Okay.
1794
01:10:39,967 --> 01:10:40,801
It's timing, it's timing.
1795
01:10:40,835 --> 01:10:42,704
It was an impulse buy!
1796
01:10:46,841 --> 01:10:48,043
Oh!
1797
01:10:48,076 --> 01:10:50,746
Yeah, the last one was
about 10 minutes ago.
1798
01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:52,414
Okay.
1799
01:10:52,447 --> 01:10:53,882
Yeah, she's drinking
water already.
1800
01:10:53,914 --> 01:10:55,516
So that's great.
1801
01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,820
Now do I need to call before
we leave or can I just go?
1802
01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,021
Okay.
1803
01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:02,423
And do I personally need
to bring extra clothes?
1804
01:11:02,457 --> 01:11:03,425
Of course not, okay.
1805
01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:04,659
Oh, okay, thank you.
1806
01:11:05,659 --> 01:11:06,494
Okay, what?
1807
01:11:06,528 --> 01:11:07,396
So do we go now?
1808
01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:08,596
We need to wait.
1809
01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:09,906
They need to be less
than 10 minutes apart
1810
01:11:09,930 --> 01:11:10,798
for an hour straight.
1811
01:11:10,832 --> 01:11:12,768
An hour straight?
1812
01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:14,436
Oh my god.
1813
01:11:18,907 --> 01:11:20,676
I'm going to take a bath.
1814
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:21,542
Great idea.
1815
01:11:21,576 --> 01:11:22,511
Do you need me?
1816
01:11:22,543 --> 01:11:23,679
You've already done enough.
1817
01:11:26,814 --> 01:11:27,915
Never have children.
1818
01:11:29,650 --> 01:11:30,650
Right.
1819
01:11:38,426 --> 01:11:39,895
Who's ready for hot chocolate?
1820
01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:52,007
Do you need to talk
about the adler stuff?
1821
01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:53,074
No.
1822
01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:54,777
Annie exhausted that topic.
1823
01:11:56,144 --> 01:11:58,780
Because if you wanted to
talk about it, I'm here.
1824
01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:10,859
Is Annie okay?
1825
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:13,595
Aside from the human trying
to claw its way out of her?
1826
01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:15,864
You know what I mean.
1827
01:12:18,032 --> 01:12:20,536
She doesn't like the
thing she can't control.
1828
01:12:24,572 --> 01:12:27,775
I ordered myself a
Nintendo switch last night.
1829
01:12:27,809 --> 01:12:28,809
Oh.
1830
01:12:29,877 --> 01:12:32,012
I'm supposed to be an adult now,
1831
01:12:32,046 --> 01:12:37,052
but it feels like the closer
we get, the more I revert.
1832
01:12:40,988 --> 01:12:43,424
You don't have to say anything.
1833
01:12:43,457 --> 01:12:45,027
I think I just needed
to tell somebody.
1834
01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:50,966
I peeked into the nursery
on my way to the bathroom.
1835
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:54,002
It's perfect.
1836
01:12:54,034 --> 01:12:55,470
You think so?
1837
01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:56,502
Mm-hm.
1838
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:01,009
Logan came over last week
to help assemble the crib.
1839
01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:02,010
There are a lot of pieces.
1840
01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:03,042
They're confusing.
1841
01:13:03,978 --> 01:13:05,579
How is he?
1842
01:13:05,613 --> 01:13:06,613
Logan?
1843
01:13:07,582 --> 01:13:09,885
Good, yeah.
1844
01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:11,052
Feel a lot better.
1845
01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:13,989
Doing some traveling with work,
going to some cool places.
1846
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,192
Sort of seeing someone.
1847
01:13:20,795 --> 01:13:22,530
Wow, good for him.
1848
01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:24,533
Yeah.
1849
01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:27,802
Have you met her?
1850
01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:29,570
Yeah, actually.
1851
01:13:29,604 --> 01:13:31,606
She hosted a game
night back in October.
1852
01:13:34,676 --> 01:13:35,676
That I won.
1853
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:37,946
Wow.
1854
01:13:37,979 --> 01:13:39,481
That's really cool for him.
1855
01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:44,786
Is that Doug?
1856
01:13:44,819 --> 01:13:46,188
Doug is getting married?
1857
01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:47,054
Yeah.
1858
01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:48,122
You remember Katrina?
1859
01:13:50,024 --> 01:13:51,059
Wow.
1860
01:13:51,091 --> 01:13:52,427
Isn't that great?
1861
01:13:54,695 --> 01:13:57,198
What, I can mean it and
still feel sorry for myself.
1862
01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:59,099
Okay.
1863
01:14:00,969 --> 01:14:02,570
That's just the case.
1864
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:10,211
These really don't show how
long this all takes, do they?
1865
01:14:10,244 --> 01:14:11,546
You're telling me.
1866
01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:18,653
Don't you dare take a
picture of me in this state.
1867
01:14:18,685 --> 01:14:19,653
It's clarkmas.
1868
01:14:19,686 --> 01:14:21,155
This is not clarkmas.
1869
01:14:21,189 --> 01:14:22,990
Oh, who says that it isn't?
1870
01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:25,527
Tom, lean in.
1871
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,261
She's only getting
half your head.
1872
01:14:26,293 --> 01:14:27,293
Yeah.
1873
01:14:28,128 --> 01:14:29,597
Oh!
1874
01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,699
Say cheese.
1875
01:14:30,731 --> 01:14:31,832
Cheese.
1876
01:14:33,935 --> 01:14:34,935
Oh.
1877
01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:36,738
Can I see?
1878
01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:38,474
- Big, happy family.
- Ah.
1879
01:14:41,109 --> 01:14:42,277
Annie do...
1880
01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,786
That's the worst picture of
me in the history of photos.
1881
01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:45,112
That is not true.
1882
01:14:45,145 --> 01:14:46,514
Let's do another one.
1883
01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:47,181
Say baby.
1884
01:14:47,215 --> 01:14:48,215
Baby.
1885
01:15:01,128 --> 01:15:02,863
Tom, what was that?
1886
01:15:02,896 --> 01:15:05,567
Nothing, it's all good.
1887
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,302
It didn't sound like nothing.
1888
01:15:07,335 --> 01:15:08,837
Broken glass
never really hurt anyone.
1889
01:15:08,869 --> 01:15:10,639
I won't fall for that old trick.
1890
01:15:13,341 --> 01:15:14,943
Oh, you woke her up.
1891
01:15:14,975 --> 01:15:17,612
Yeah, that definitely
wasn't you calling to me
1892
01:15:17,645 --> 01:15:18,647
from the other room?
1893
01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:23,018
Do you wanna get
her or should I?
1894
01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:24,619
I'm on it.
1895
01:15:24,652 --> 01:15:26,922
Oh, I have a stockpile
of bottles in the fridge.
1896
01:15:26,954 --> 01:15:29,291
I pumped extra so I can
have a drink tonight.
1897
01:15:29,323 --> 01:15:31,759
Oh, cheers to you.
1898
01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:34,930
I'll get it.
1899
01:15:36,264 --> 01:15:37,766
Oh, we made it.
1900
01:15:37,798 --> 01:15:40,769
I didn't think Hudson
was gonna cooperate.
1901
01:15:42,604 --> 01:15:43,604
Follow him.
1902
01:15:45,372 --> 01:15:47,841
It is a wonder we ever
got out of the house.
1903
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,610
Don't ever have a second child.
1904
01:16:15,369 --> 01:16:17,338
Hello miss Eloise!
1905
01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:18,372
Merry Christmas.
1906
01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,943
I thought I'd be the first
one here, it's tradition.
1907
01:16:21,975 --> 01:16:23,978
We started early
for the family crowd.
1908
01:16:24,912 --> 01:16:25,814
Are you enjoying the party?
1909
01:16:25,846 --> 01:16:26,880
Can you say hi?
1910
01:16:26,913 --> 01:16:27,913
- Hi.
- Hi!
1911
01:16:28,983 --> 01:16:30,217
I'm so glad you came.
1912
01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:31,886
Why wouldn't I?
1913
01:16:31,918 --> 01:16:34,622
It's just nice to see
someone without a diaper bag.
1914
01:16:34,655 --> 01:16:35,990
No diapers here.
1915
01:16:37,190 --> 01:16:38,158
You want to hold that clicker?
1916
01:16:38,192 --> 01:16:39,360
Oh my.
1917
01:16:39,394 --> 01:16:41,096
You think you can
push the button?
1918
01:16:42,829 --> 01:16:43,664
Can you take the picture?
1919
01:16:43,698 --> 01:16:44,365
Okay, let's try it.
1920
01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:45,767
Woo!
1921
01:16:47,734 --> 01:16:49,304
Good job!
1922
01:16:49,337 --> 01:16:51,806
Tom decided to set up
drinks out back this year.
1923
01:16:51,838 --> 01:16:53,841
So grab yourself a drink
and I'll be right back.
1924
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,777
I'm just gonna help
him put down Eloise.
1925
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:02,783
These are amazing.
1926
01:17:02,817 --> 01:17:03,784
Oh, thank you.
1927
01:17:03,818 --> 01:17:04,719
Thank you.
1928
01:17:04,752 --> 01:17:05,795
My son, my son got them for me.
1929
01:17:05,819 --> 01:17:06,987
Hudson?
1930
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:08,098
Hudson, yeah, he's a sweetheart.
1931
01:17:08,122 --> 01:17:10,225
But aggressive sometimes.
1932
01:17:10,257 --> 01:17:13,394
But what I'm saying is that
aggression isn't innately bad.
1933
01:17:13,427 --> 01:17:15,162
My mother-in-law keeps undoing
1934
01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:16,797
everything we've been working on
1935
01:17:16,831 --> 01:17:19,668
and she's staying three
weeks this Christmas.
1936
01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:20,668
Oh my god.
1937
01:17:20,702 --> 01:17:22,237
Yay for me.
1938
01:17:23,404 --> 01:17:25,840
I don't think we've
met yet, I'm Natalie.
1939
01:17:25,872 --> 01:17:26,974
Annie's cousin.
1940
01:17:27,007 --> 01:17:27,841
Oh, that's so
sweet of you to come.
1941
01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:29,344
Great outfit.
1942
01:17:29,377 --> 01:17:30,377
Thanks.
1943
01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:32,780
And what do you do?
1944
01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:34,815
I'm a psychologist.
1945
01:17:34,849 --> 01:17:36,885
Wow, that's so neat.
1946
01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:37,851
Thanks.
1947
01:17:37,885 --> 01:17:38,853
Yeah, I really like it.
1948
01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:41,823
I wasn't sure I'd find
my place in the field,
1949
01:17:41,855 --> 01:17:43,757
but I'm very happy.
1950
01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,894
You must have
your life together.
1951
01:17:45,926 --> 01:17:47,194
No.
1952
01:17:47,228 --> 01:17:48,195
Everybody knows that therapists
1953
01:17:48,229 --> 01:17:50,231
are the worst at relationships.
1954
01:17:53,234 --> 01:17:54,169
What do you do?
1955
01:17:54,202 --> 01:17:55,302
I'm a divorce attorney.
1956
01:18:00,173 --> 01:18:01,876
That seems aggressive.
1957
01:18:01,908 --> 01:18:03,310
I'm not playing!
1958
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:05,212
Hello, hello!
1959
01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:08,215
Hot mama!
1960
01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:09,384
Nina, you made it!
1961
01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:14,456
And I brought my best sellers,
the holiday macaroon trio,
1962
01:18:14,488 --> 01:18:17,125
gingerbread, peppermint,
spiced eggnog.
1963
01:18:17,158 --> 01:18:18,158
Oh!
1964
01:18:19,159 --> 01:18:21,237
Is it gauche if I put out
business cards next to them?
1965
01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:22,262
Oh my god, I love it.
1966
01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:23,865
Let me see.
1967
01:18:23,898 --> 01:18:27,402
Oh, my mom friends are gonna
flip when they see these.
1968
01:18:27,435 --> 01:18:29,246
You were going to be doing
every child's birthday party
1969
01:18:29,270 --> 01:18:30,371
for the next 18 years.
1970
01:18:30,404 --> 01:18:31,339
Cha-ching, cha-ching.
1971
01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,442
Yeah, that's the spirit.
1972
01:18:34,841 --> 01:18:37,077
We're leaving
tomorrow for New York.
1973
01:18:37,110 --> 01:18:42,117
Red eye is the only way to
get Hudson across the country.
1974
01:18:43,283 --> 01:18:44,853
We've avoided
any flights so far.
1975
01:18:44,886 --> 01:18:46,521
I made everyone come to us.
1976
01:18:46,554 --> 01:18:48,856
Yeah, but that won't
last forever, man.
1977
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,392
Knock knock, the
party can start now.
1978
01:18:51,425 --> 01:18:52,360
Hey!
1979
01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:53,895
Hey!
1980
01:18:53,927 --> 01:18:56,363
I still miss just walking
across the hallway
1981
01:18:56,396 --> 01:18:58,932
to get to your party.
1982
01:18:58,966 --> 01:19:00,143
At least you don't have to worry
1983
01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:01,869
about us burning your
place down with ours.
1984
01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:04,372
Where's the baby?
1985
01:19:04,404 --> 01:19:06,006
I'm really good with kids.
1986
01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:07,307
We actually just put her down,
1987
01:19:07,341 --> 01:19:09,978
but I am sure she'll
be up again soon.
1988
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,146
Hey, is that your car
1989
01:19:11,179 --> 01:19:12,780
with the baby on
board sticker on it?
1990
01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:13,847
No, we're the prius.
1991
01:19:13,881 --> 01:19:15,250
Oh good, good.
1992
01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:17,027
Because I really resent
those baby on board cars.
1993
01:19:17,051 --> 01:19:18,419
I just don't get it, you know?
1994
01:19:18,452 --> 01:19:19,929
It's like, what are
they trying to say?
1995
01:19:19,953 --> 01:19:22,322
Like don't hit my car
because I have a kid?
1996
01:19:22,355 --> 01:19:24,458
All right, I won't do it.
1997
01:19:24,492 --> 01:19:26,394
They suddenly want me
to be a good driver
1998
01:19:26,426 --> 01:19:29,329
to avoid hitting
this stranger's brat.
1999
01:19:29,363 --> 01:19:31,365
Or they're just bragging
about having a kid,
2000
01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:32,543
which is not really impressive.
2001
01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:33,467
A lot of people have kids.
2002
01:19:33,501 --> 01:19:34,569
Rats have kids.
2003
01:19:34,601 --> 01:19:36,069
Rats have a lot of kids.
2004
01:19:36,103 --> 01:19:37,280
There's just the kids
all over the place.
2005
01:19:37,304 --> 01:19:39,807
They could be having kids right
under this floor right now.
2006
01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:41,309
Anyone could have a kid, right?
2007
01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:50,318
It's my car actually.
2008
01:19:54,421 --> 01:19:55,255
Cool.
2009
01:19:55,288 --> 01:19:56,190
That's cool.
2010
01:19:56,224 --> 01:19:57,292
No, it's real cool.
2011
01:19:57,324 --> 01:19:58,425
I like a good Honda.
2012
01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,229
That's a good sturdy,
sturdy vehicle.
2013
01:20:02,262 --> 01:20:05,199
Good reliable, reliable car.
2014
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,135
This is Mike.
2015
01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:08,268
Mike.
2016
01:20:08,301 --> 01:20:09,136
Cliff.
2017
01:20:09,170 --> 01:20:10,438
Cliff.
2018
01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:11,305
Rats?
2019
01:20:11,338 --> 01:20:12,338
Yeah.
2020
01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:16,152
Babe, just because
your parents are visiting
2021
01:20:16,176 --> 01:20:18,045
doesn't mean I have to
be on good behavior.
2022
01:20:18,078 --> 01:20:19,455
They're sleeping
in the living room,
2023
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:21,191
you can't play video games
while they're in there.
2024
01:20:21,215 --> 01:20:22,050
I am very quiet.
2025
01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:23,917
Not when you lose.
2026
01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:26,020
I'm gonna get the door.
2027
01:20:26,052 --> 01:20:28,323
First of all, I rarely lose.
2028
01:20:28,355 --> 01:20:31,125
Second of all, I wear a headset.
2029
01:20:31,158 --> 01:20:34,128
You know how I know you lost
three campaigns last night?
2030
01:20:34,161 --> 01:20:37,298
I heard you lose three
campaigns last night.
2031
01:20:39,332 --> 01:20:40,332
Oh, hello.
2032
01:20:41,502 --> 01:20:46,240
Hey, it's nice to see you.
2033
01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:51,579
Come on in.
2034
01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:55,048
Just fill it with sugar water,
the hummingbirds love that.
2035
01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:57,619
Oh, I just did that actually.
2036
01:20:57,652 --> 01:20:58,652
Hey buddy.
2037
01:20:59,386 --> 01:21:00,386
Hey!
2038
01:21:03,690 --> 01:21:04,524
How you doing?
2039
01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:05,393
Been a while.
2040
01:21:05,426 --> 01:21:06,261
Good to see you.
2041
01:21:06,293 --> 01:21:07,427
You too.
2042
01:21:07,461 --> 01:21:08,638
Why don't I take
this into the kitchen?
2043
01:21:08,662 --> 01:21:10,022
As long as I get
the credit for it.
2044
01:21:11,532 --> 01:21:12,967
That sweater's ridiculous.
2045
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,967
You know that, right?
2046
01:21:14,001 --> 01:21:14,936
You don't like this sweater?
2047
01:21:14,969 --> 01:21:15,569
I didn't say didn't like it,
2048
01:21:15,603 --> 01:21:16,603
I said it's ridiculous.
2049
01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:19,640
Another bottle to
add to the stash.
2050
01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:20,608
Ooh.
2051
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,109
It's from Logan, actually.
2052
01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:23,377
This one's fancy.
2053
01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:24,345
I know.
2054
01:21:24,377 --> 01:21:25,947
The party is a huge success.
2055
01:21:25,979 --> 01:21:27,314
You think so?
2056
01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:29,192
My catty mommy and me
friends left a little early.
2057
01:21:29,216 --> 01:21:30,351
But that's because their kid
2058
01:21:30,384 --> 01:21:32,252
almost gave that other
kid a concussion.
2059
01:21:32,286 --> 01:21:34,521
Hudson, he's a maniac.
2060
01:21:34,555 --> 01:21:36,124
They have another
shot with the sister,
2061
01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,292
so far she seems sweet.
2062
01:21:37,324 --> 01:21:39,159
I don't know, that's debatable.
2063
01:21:39,193 --> 01:21:40,662
Yeah.
2064
01:21:40,694 --> 01:21:42,996
But it's good that
you had the party.
2065
01:21:43,029 --> 01:21:44,465
Well, why wouldn't I?
2066
01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:47,134
I just thought you
might not want it now.
2067
01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:48,670
Well, things may be different,
2068
01:21:48,703 --> 01:21:50,672
but some things never change.
2069
01:21:50,704 --> 01:21:52,573
I hope it hasn't been
too boring for you.
2070
01:21:52,605 --> 01:21:55,175
No, I've never been
more excited to see cliff,
2071
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:57,045
but watching him offend
your new friends,
2072
01:21:57,078 --> 01:21:59,314
it's like a sport
in itself, really.
2073
01:21:59,346 --> 01:22:02,516
Oh, could you grab Tom to
do the chestnuts with me?
2074
01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,118
It's his project this year.
2075
01:22:04,150 --> 01:22:06,621
We are roasting
chestnuts for the party.
2076
01:22:06,654 --> 01:22:08,089
Nice.
2077
01:22:08,122 --> 01:22:10,158
I got a special pan.
2078
01:22:10,190 --> 01:22:11,259
That's a cool pan.
2079
01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:12,126
It is.
2080
01:22:12,158 --> 01:22:13,293
I'll get Tom.
2081
01:22:13,327 --> 01:22:14,195
- Ready?
- Mm-hm.
2082
01:22:14,228 --> 01:22:15,228
Go.
2083
01:22:19,699 --> 01:22:20,568
Perfect.
2084
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,136
That was great.
2085
01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:27,509
You know, mistletoe
is parasitic.
2086
01:22:30,511 --> 01:22:33,181
Well, would you look at
that, some you and me time
2087
01:22:33,213 --> 01:22:34,315
at one of our parties.
2088
01:22:39,552 --> 01:22:41,555
Well about about that.
2089
01:22:43,757 --> 01:22:45,460
People could walk in, you know.
2090
01:22:45,493 --> 01:22:47,228
Then let them walk in and watch.
2091
01:22:52,565 --> 01:22:54,001
What was that?
2092
01:22:55,770 --> 01:22:57,338
We were supposed
to cut them first!
2093
01:22:57,371 --> 01:22:58,206
Oh!
2094
01:22:58,238 --> 01:22:59,206
Oh, you're right.
2095
01:22:59,239 --> 01:23:00,640
Okay, grab a, grab a shield.
2096
01:23:00,673 --> 01:23:01,673
Protect yourself.
2097
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:04,078
They're coming down hard.
2098
01:23:04,110 --> 01:23:04,746
Stay alive.
2099
01:23:04,779 --> 01:23:06,180
Oh gosh.
2100
01:23:06,212 --> 01:23:07,648
Watch your face, I'm going in.
2101
01:23:14,822 --> 01:23:16,591
You look pretty lonely out here.
2102
01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:20,061
Is that your diagnosis, doctor?
2103
01:23:20,094 --> 01:23:22,130
Yes, I will have my
secretary bill you.
2104
01:23:24,798 --> 01:23:25,800
How's the party?
2105
01:23:27,534 --> 01:23:29,636
There's only so many
conversations you can have
2106
01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:33,541
about daycare and sleep
training, but c'est la vie.
2107
01:23:33,573 --> 01:23:34,573
La vie.
2108
01:23:35,609 --> 01:23:38,379
So what's your news?
2109
01:23:38,412 --> 01:23:40,148
What's new in the
world of Logan?
2110
01:23:41,548 --> 01:23:43,117
I bought a condo in the fall.
2111
01:23:43,149 --> 01:23:46,620
Wow, congratulations!
2112
01:23:46,654 --> 01:23:49,257
That's, that's adulting!
2113
01:23:49,289 --> 01:23:51,391
My dad helped me
with the down payment.
2114
01:23:51,425 --> 01:23:52,659
Still amazing.
2115
01:23:53,726 --> 01:23:54,726
And you?
2116
01:23:55,796 --> 01:23:58,166
Ugh, so I have to try
and impress you now?
2117
01:23:58,198 --> 01:23:59,433
It's just conversation.
2118
01:24:00,734 --> 01:24:04,439
Well, if you've read
my family Christmas card,
2119
01:24:04,471 --> 01:24:07,541
you'd know that I took up piano,
2120
01:24:07,574 --> 01:24:11,378
traveled to Spain and
joined a mid-sized practice
2121
01:24:11,412 --> 01:24:15,249
taking care of at-risk
children and teens.
2122
01:24:15,282 --> 01:24:17,385
They're not really
at risk per se,
2123
01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:19,420
but my mom wanted it
to sound important.
2124
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,322
I need to get on this
Christmas card list.
2125
01:24:22,355 --> 01:24:23,824
Some years she writes a poem.
2126
01:24:25,592 --> 01:24:27,194
She retired three years ago.
2127
01:24:31,431 --> 01:24:35,469
Hey, I'm sorry things
didn't work out with adler.
2128
01:24:35,502 --> 01:24:36,636
You remember his name.
2129
01:24:36,670 --> 01:24:37,848
It's good you two
broke up though.
2130
01:24:37,872 --> 01:24:39,207
Now listen, hear me out.
2131
01:24:39,239 --> 01:24:42,143
You two are both so good-looking
2132
01:24:42,176 --> 01:24:44,645
that your children would come
out abnormally good looking,
2133
01:24:44,677 --> 01:24:47,247
like so symmetrical
that it's weird.
2134
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,583
What?
2135
01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:50,618
Here's that laugh.
2136
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:56,124
Would it be rude for me to ask
what happened with you two?
2137
01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:57,625
Yes, incredibly.
2138
01:25:00,426 --> 01:25:04,498
You know when a ship
steers too far to one side,
2139
01:25:04,532 --> 01:25:07,601
and then it overcompensates
in the other direction?
2140
01:25:07,635 --> 01:25:10,872
I guess I was so critical of
everyone that I had been dating
2141
01:25:10,904 --> 01:25:15,109
that I completely ignored
the red flags with adler.
2142
01:25:16,510 --> 01:25:18,613
And eventually I
woke up and realized
2143
01:25:18,645 --> 01:25:20,380
that I was never
in love with him.
2144
01:25:22,216 --> 01:25:24,552
I'm glad you realized how
critical you were of me.
2145
01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:32,427
I did want to say I'm sorry.
2146
01:25:35,261 --> 01:25:37,431
I was a real dick and
I messed things up.
2147
01:25:38,532 --> 01:25:40,467
Which dick thing
are you referring to?
2148
01:25:45,471 --> 01:25:50,478
I really liked you
and it terrified me.
2149
01:25:52,412 --> 01:25:55,382
And then when all the stuff
started happening with my mom,
2150
01:25:56,850 --> 01:25:59,887
she got sick and I
just, I closed off.
2151
01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:00,855
I just disappeared.
2152
01:26:00,887 --> 01:26:02,923
And everything started
to snowball and I just,
2153
01:26:02,957 --> 01:26:04,859
I shut everyone out.
2154
01:26:04,891 --> 01:26:06,626
And by the time she
passed, I just felt
2155
01:26:06,659 --> 01:26:09,630
like too much time had
gone by for me to call you.
2156
01:26:10,965 --> 01:26:12,466
I know it sounds stupid,
2157
01:26:12,498 --> 01:26:14,902
but I thought maybe I
could explain everything
2158
01:26:14,935 --> 01:26:19,941
at their party, but then I
showed up and you were engaged.
2159
01:26:26,913 --> 01:26:31,219
And I just felt like I,
if I told you everything,
2160
01:26:34,555 --> 01:26:36,224
I didn't want to
ruin your engagement.
2161
01:26:37,490 --> 01:26:38,826
Okay, maybe I did, a little.
2162
01:26:43,896 --> 01:26:48,536
Look, I said, I liked
you in the past tense,
2163
01:26:48,569 --> 01:26:51,239
but the truth is
I still like you.
2164
01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:55,843
Does it help at all if I say
2165
01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:57,712
that I've been
meaning to call you?
2166
01:27:01,881 --> 01:27:04,751
Come on, you can't
just be silent.
2167
01:27:08,822 --> 01:27:10,725
We're getting
ready for the photo booth,
2168
01:27:10,757 --> 01:27:11,759
get in here.
2169
01:27:13,426 --> 01:27:15,362
We better get inside.
2170
01:27:16,796 --> 01:27:19,000
Did you hear
anything I just said?
2171
01:27:19,033 --> 01:27:20,033
I did.
2172
01:27:21,335 --> 01:27:22,869
And I, I appreciate it.
2173
01:27:26,372 --> 01:27:30,244
But Logan, I just, I can't.
2174
01:27:34,847 --> 01:27:36,384
We already gave it a chance.
2175
01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:38,583
I'm really sorry.
2176
01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:52,432
So we're all in it together.
2177
01:27:52,466 --> 01:27:56,537
Squeeze uncomfortably close.
2178
01:27:56,569 --> 01:27:58,038
Okay.
2179
01:27:58,072 --> 01:28:00,608
One, two, three.
2180
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:01,942
Clarkmas!
2181
01:28:03,377 --> 01:28:04,512
Yay!
2182
01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:05,645
Hey, thank you everybody.
2183
01:28:05,679 --> 01:28:06,614
Thank you.
2184
01:28:06,646 --> 01:28:07,814
You can go back to the party.
2185
01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:09,050
Thank you for doing your duty.
2186
01:28:09,082 --> 01:28:12,019
Drinks, food, we
still have food.
2187
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:18,692
So I saw you guys
outside chatting.
2188
01:28:18,725 --> 01:28:19,725
How'd that go?
2189
01:28:21,095 --> 01:28:22,596
It was nice, man.
2190
01:28:22,628 --> 01:28:24,931
It was, you know, obviously
haven't talked to her
2191
01:28:24,965 --> 01:28:27,868
for a long time, so it
was good to catch up.
2192
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:28,900
Great.
2193
01:28:29,936 --> 01:28:30,971
It's not happening.
2194
01:28:33,106 --> 01:28:35,909
I put it all out there, man,
but it's, it's too late.
2195
01:28:37,711 --> 01:28:38,711
I missed my shot.
2196
01:28:40,012 --> 01:28:43,050
You know, Annie and I are
doing a little low key thing
2197
01:28:43,082 --> 01:28:45,552
for new year's, you
should come over for it.
2198
01:28:45,586 --> 01:28:49,657
Nah, I got, I got some
friends invited me to a party.
2199
01:28:50,757 --> 01:28:53,094
I think they're
trying to set me up.
2200
01:28:53,127 --> 01:28:57,131
Ah-ha, okay, that's great.
2201
01:28:57,163 --> 01:28:58,099
Be open to that.
2202
01:28:58,131 --> 01:28:59,366
You never know.
2203
01:29:00,434 --> 01:29:02,003
Yeah, totally.
2204
01:29:15,047 --> 01:29:16,617
Destroy that one please.
2205
01:29:17,751 --> 01:29:18,985
It's the best one.
2206
01:29:20,154 --> 01:29:22,990
I'm really glad it worked out.
2207
01:29:23,023 --> 01:29:23,958
Yah, me too.
2208
01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:25,693
It's a great turnout this year.
2209
01:29:27,161 --> 01:29:28,161
I mean, us.
2210
01:29:29,796 --> 01:29:31,731
You're being weird.
2211
01:29:31,765 --> 01:29:35,136
No, you know what
I mean, I just.
2212
01:29:35,168 --> 01:29:36,168
We were lucky.
2213
01:29:38,037 --> 01:29:39,639
Like it's not always that easy.
2214
01:29:44,444 --> 01:29:46,413
It is not always that easy.
2215
01:29:46,447 --> 01:29:47,447
No.
2216
01:29:48,481 --> 01:29:49,483
I think it's your turn.
2217
01:29:49,515 --> 01:29:50,683
Mm-hm.
2218
01:29:50,716 --> 01:29:51,551
I think it is.
2219
01:29:51,585 --> 01:29:52,552
Mm-hm.
2220
01:29:52,586 --> 01:29:55,623
Yeah, I'm not keeping
count, though, I'm not.
2221
01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,926
Eloise, sh, sh, sh, you're okay.
2222
01:30:47,207 --> 01:30:48,207
Hey!
2223
01:30:50,978 --> 01:30:54,014
Oh, wow.
2224
01:30:54,046 --> 01:30:55,046
You're going out.
2225
01:30:56,582 --> 01:30:57,518
Yeah.
2226
01:30:57,551 --> 01:30:59,187
Oh, yeah, of course.
2227
01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:02,121
How did you get my address?
2228
01:31:02,154 --> 01:31:03,190
Tom gave it to me.
2229
01:31:04,891 --> 01:31:06,969
You're perpetually late, so
maybe a few minutes later
2230
01:31:06,993 --> 01:31:07,994
won't be a big deal.
2231
01:31:09,195 --> 01:31:11,164
Huh, your place is really clean.
2232
01:31:12,198 --> 01:31:13,733
Are we really doing this?
2233
01:31:13,766 --> 01:31:15,111
So I thought about what
I was gonna say to you
2234
01:31:15,135 --> 01:31:16,570
and how I was gonna deliver it.
2235
01:31:16,603 --> 01:31:18,105
And well, I brought some props.
2236
01:31:18,137 --> 01:31:19,281
So can you please just sit down,
2237
01:31:19,305 --> 01:31:20,707
be quiet and be a good listener?
2238
01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:21,740
Okay?
2239
01:31:27,613 --> 01:31:28,613
Thank you.
2240
01:31:33,153 --> 01:31:35,256
So I was at home, gearing
up for the ball drop
2241
01:31:35,288 --> 01:31:36,890
and I had this
great night planned.
2242
01:31:36,923 --> 01:31:38,658
I was gonna stay home
and had the nice,
2243
01:31:38,692 --> 01:31:41,595
relaxed new year's
that I always wanted.
2244
01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:42,729
And you know what?
2245
01:31:42,762 --> 01:31:43,930
It was nice.
2246
01:31:43,963 --> 01:31:48,601
I ordered delivery and,
oh shit, I ordered delivery.
2247
01:31:48,635 --> 01:31:52,139
Anyway, I was sitting
there and I realize
2248
01:31:52,171 --> 01:31:56,743
that it's not exactly
as I always wanted,
2249
01:31:56,777 --> 01:32:00,314
because really what I
wanted was to be with you.
2250
01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,315
And I know it's cheesy and dumb,
2251
01:32:02,349 --> 01:32:06,686
but I thought I might
still have a chance.
2252
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:11,726
So I don't know how to play
gin rummy, but I googled it,
2253
01:32:12,893 --> 01:32:14,733
and I saw that you just
needed a deck of cards.
2254
01:32:16,063 --> 01:32:18,298
And I wasn't sure what
brand your Nana liked,
2255
01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:20,634
but this was on sale.
2256
01:32:20,667 --> 01:32:22,169
On sale was her brand.
2257
01:32:22,202 --> 01:32:23,771
Okay, shh.
2258
01:32:23,804 --> 01:32:25,180
I know you don't care about
watching the ball drop,
2259
01:32:25,204 --> 01:32:26,273
but I do.
2260
01:32:26,305 --> 01:32:28,675
So I thought we could
compromise with this doohickey.
2261
01:32:30,077 --> 01:32:32,079
Three, two, one, ah!
2262
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:34,914
Happy new year!
2263
01:32:34,948 --> 01:32:36,717
Whatever you want to
do when the ball drops.
2264
01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:37,585
Can I talk now?
2265
01:32:37,618 --> 01:32:38,618
Not yet.
2266
01:32:39,953 --> 01:32:42,656
Look, I thought about what
you said the other night
2267
01:32:42,689 --> 01:32:46,761
and you did make some
mistakes, and I did too.
2268
01:32:47,694 --> 01:32:49,230
And that's okay.
2269
01:32:50,363 --> 01:32:52,899
And look, I still
think I was right,
2270
01:32:52,932 --> 01:32:57,671
that we gave it a chance,
but I want to be wrong.
2271
01:32:58,872 --> 01:33:01,208
And who knows if
we're meant to be,
2272
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:03,243
but I want to be.
2273
01:33:06,846 --> 01:33:08,983
It sounded so much
better on drive over.
2274
01:33:13,987 --> 01:33:15,989
Okay, you may speak now.
2275
01:33:19,993 --> 01:33:22,896
Since when do you
believe in meant to be?
2276
01:33:22,929 --> 01:33:24,599
I'm reconsidering my position.
2277
01:33:29,136 --> 01:33:31,872
You know, I'm supposed
to this warehouse party.
2278
01:33:31,904 --> 01:33:32,840
I see what you're doing,
2279
01:33:32,872 --> 01:33:33,673
you're trying to make me squirm.
2280
01:33:33,707 --> 01:33:34,742
I think it's working.
2281
01:33:34,774 --> 01:33:36,210
Can you just kiss me already?
2282
01:33:37,911 --> 01:33:42,283
♪ Should auld
acquaintance be forgot ♪
2283
01:33:44,751 --> 01:33:46,720
Just one thing, you know
2284
01:33:46,752 --> 01:33:49,188
how you said you liked
me the other night?
2285
01:33:49,221 --> 01:33:51,125
You really should
have said love.
2286
01:33:51,158 --> 01:33:52,693
Could have avoided
this whole wait
2287
01:33:52,725 --> 01:33:53,661
if you had just said love.
2288
01:33:53,694 --> 01:33:55,362
Yeah but, then you
wouldn't be groveling.
2289
01:33:55,395 --> 01:33:56,864
I am not groveling.
2290
01:33:56,896 --> 01:33:57,730
Begging?
2291
01:33:57,764 --> 01:33:58,399
Romancing.
2292
01:33:58,431 --> 01:33:59,733
Pleading.
2293
01:33:59,765 --> 01:34:00,765
Soliloquy-ing.
2294
01:34:02,769 --> 01:34:06,239
I love you, Natalie.
2295
01:34:06,273 --> 01:34:08,742
Especially when you grovel.
2296
01:34:08,774 --> 01:34:13,780
♪ We'll take a cup
of kindness yet ♪
2297
01:34:14,381 --> 01:34:17,184
♪ for auld lang syne ♪
2298
01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:46,913
♪ Another year gone by ♪
2299
01:34:46,947 --> 01:34:51,952
♪ another Christmas
time has come and gone ♪
2300
01:34:56,021 --> 01:34:58,926
♪ another mistletoe ♪
2301
01:34:58,958 --> 01:35:01,060
♪ another ho-ho-ho ♪
2302
01:35:01,094 --> 01:35:06,100
♪ another Christmas song ♪
2303
01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:10,069
♪ Christmas time
comes once a year ♪
2304
01:35:10,103 --> 01:35:13,073
♪ filled with family,
friends and cheer ♪
2305
01:35:13,105 --> 01:35:18,112
♪ to days gone by ♪
2306
01:35:19,246 --> 01:35:21,414
♪ so raise your glass
and drink a toast ♪
2307
01:35:21,448 --> 01:35:25,819
♪ to the wish we wish the most ♪
2308
01:35:25,851 --> 01:35:29,189
♪ we'll be together here ♪
2309
01:35:29,221 --> 01:35:33,094
♪ at Christmas time next year ♪
2310
01:35:55,282 --> 01:35:58,185
♪ Another year gone by ♪
2311
01:35:58,217 --> 01:36:01,020
♪ another Christmas time ♪
2312
01:36:01,054 --> 01:36:06,025
♪ another mistletoe,
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2313
01:36:07,159 --> 01:36:09,997
♪ another silent night ♪
2314
01:36:10,029 --> 01:36:13,399
♪ and all those pretty lights ♪
2315
01:36:13,432 --> 01:36:16,837
♪ say we'll be together here ♪
2316
01:36:16,869 --> 01:36:21,876
♪ at Christmas time next year ♪
2317
01:36:22,576 --> 01:36:26,078
♪ at Christmas time next year ♪
2318
01:36:26,112 --> 01:36:28,815
♪ we'll be together here ♪
2319
01:36:28,849 --> 01:36:31,851
♪ at Christmas time next year ♪
2320
01:36:31,885 --> 01:36:34,387
♪ we'll be together here ♪
2321
01:36:34,421 --> 01:36:37,291
♪ at Christmas time next year ♪
2322
01:36:37,323 --> 01:36:40,259
♪ we'll be together here ♪
2323
01:36:40,292 --> 01:36:46,166
♪ at Christmas time next year ♪
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