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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,396 --> 00:00:06,396 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:11,510 ♪ Happy Christmas day you broke my heart ♪ 3 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:15,448 ♪ Happy Christmas day you broke my heart ♪ 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,684 ♪ And now I can't believe that you would ever leave me ♪ 5 00:00:18,716 --> 00:00:21,253 ♪ You were trying to deceive me ♪ 6 00:00:21,286 --> 00:00:25,658 ♪ I gave you all my love but you threw it away ♪ 7 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:30,530 ♪ So happy Christmas, don't tell me it's over ♪ 8 00:00:30,562 --> 00:00:35,268 ♪ So happy Christmas, don't tell me it's over ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:40,273 ♪ So happy Christmas, don't tell me it's over now ♪ 10 00:00:44,409 --> 00:00:48,146 ♪ Happy Christmas day you broke my heart ♪ 11 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:52,118 ♪ Happy Christmas day you broke my heart ♪ 12 00:00:52,151 --> 00:00:55,288 ♪ And now it seems that you are never gonna leave ♪ 13 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,656 ♪ But you told me you'll never see her ♪ 14 00:00:57,689 --> 00:01:02,594 ♪ Gave you all my time but you were fooling around ♪ 15 00:01:04,129 --> 00:01:07,132 ♪ So happy Christmas, don't tell me it's over ♪ 16 00:01:07,165 --> 00:01:11,436 ♪ So happy Christmas, don't tell me it's over ♪ 17 00:01:11,469 --> 00:01:16,475 ♪ So happy Christmas, don't tell me it's over now ♪ 18 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:40,500 I am not lonely because of the holidays, mom. 19 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,269 No, I don't mind going to a party alone. 20 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:45,638 That is the point of going. 21 00:01:47,472 --> 00:01:50,475 No, mom, not so I can meet someone. 22 00:01:50,509 --> 00:01:52,611 Look, I'm getting out, I'm going. 23 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,314 Tom? 24 00:01:56,347 --> 00:01:57,382 What was that? 25 00:01:57,415 --> 00:01:58,750 Nothing, it's all good! 26 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,525 It doesn't sound like nothing. 27 00:02:06,792 --> 00:02:08,227 You know that Annie messaged me like three times 28 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:10,495 to make sure I'd come? 29 00:02:10,528 --> 00:02:13,832 Wait, did you tell Annie that she had to make me come? 30 00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:15,201 Did you know that baby carrots 31 00:02:15,234 --> 00:02:17,170 are the same thickness as a human finger? 32 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,237 We just know not to bite into them. 33 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,438 Our fingers. 34 00:02:20,472 --> 00:02:22,909 But if we did, they'd have the same give as a baby carrot. 35 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,743 Now why would you tell me this? 36 00:02:24,776 --> 00:02:26,678 Because that's interesting information. 37 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:31,784 Oh, you have ruined baby carrots for me. 38 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:34,554 Or maybe I've enhanced them? 39 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:37,622 Look, mom, I will probably just stay for five minutes 40 00:02:37,656 --> 00:02:40,760 and never go to one of their parties ever again, okay? 41 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,295 I'm hanging up now, goodbye. 42 00:02:46,564 --> 00:02:47,766 Natalie! 43 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,402 Your cousin's here. 44 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,570 I know I'm a little early, but I was talking to my mom 45 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:54,707 in the car and she was like, "Just go in already!" 46 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:55,875 Yeah, of course! 47 00:02:55,907 --> 00:02:57,275 Come in. 48 00:02:57,308 --> 00:02:58,443 I'm going in. 49 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,514 Annie is just finishing some stuff up in the kitchen. 50 00:03:01,546 --> 00:03:03,682 I'm almost done, I just need a hand. 51 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:04,550 I can help, too. 52 00:03:06,284 --> 00:03:08,420 She gets a little stressed beforehand. 53 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:09,923 I'm totally fine! 54 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:13,960 Oh, I'm the first person here, huh? 55 00:03:13,992 --> 00:03:15,427 People usually arrive around 30 minutes 56 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,429 after the start time. 57 00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:17,729 Then why is it the start time? 58 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:18,631 Natalie! 59 00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:22,568 Oh wow, I love your dress. 60 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,936 She wears it every year. 61 00:03:23,968 --> 00:03:25,503 Now I would love to chat, and I promise we will, 62 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:26,739 but we are officially running late. 63 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,406 Tom, get the stuff for the eggnog. 64 00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:29,609 Oh, I can help, too... 65 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:32,311 Oh, no, no, no, you're our guest. 66 00:03:32,343 --> 00:03:32,978 How are you? 67 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:33,979 I'm good. 68 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:34,914 I am good. 69 00:03:34,947 --> 00:03:36,348 Um, the semester just ended. 70 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,550 - Cool. - Finally. 71 00:03:37,582 --> 00:03:39,852 And that means the class I was TA-ing is done. 72 00:03:39,884 --> 00:03:40,685 Cool. 73 00:03:40,718 --> 00:03:41,887 Those kids were sweet, 74 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:42,821 but they were also total nightmares. 75 00:03:42,854 --> 00:03:44,389 - Yikes. - Cool, cool. 76 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:45,957 I mean, not cool that that they were nightmares, 77 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:48,294 but cool that you're done. 78 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:49,461 Right. 79 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,463 Oh, shoot, I got shell in here. 80 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:53,933 So, is there anyone special in your program? 81 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:56,236 You're are as bad as Aunt Beth. 82 00:03:57,568 --> 00:03:58,403 Is there anyone? 83 00:03:58,437 --> 00:03:59,305 Oh my gosh. 84 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:00,272 I think that's a no. 85 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,007 It's okay that it's a no. 86 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:02,407 You've got plenty of time. 87 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:03,908 We were kind of a weird, cosmic thing. 88 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:05,811 Oh, no, the dress! 89 00:04:05,843 --> 00:04:06,846 - Okay, oh no. - Oh. 90 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:07,979 I got it. 91 00:04:08,013 --> 00:04:08,914 Blot it, blot it. 92 00:04:08,947 --> 00:04:09,748 Yeah, blot it, blot it. 93 00:04:10,949 --> 00:04:12,551 We did say 7:30 on the invite, right? 94 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:14,620 Yeah, uh, Nat, do you wanna get the door, 95 00:04:14,652 --> 00:04:15,721 maybe make a new friend? 96 00:04:15,753 --> 00:04:16,889 Gentle! 97 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:17,857 Yes, I'm a gentle blotter. 98 00:04:17,889 --> 00:04:19,425 Not, don't rub it in. 99 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:20,826 Honey, I'm just barely, you can't even see it. 100 00:04:20,858 --> 00:04:22,927 Get a hairdryer! 101 00:04:22,961 --> 00:04:24,663 Hi, I'm Annie's cousin. 102 00:04:26,564 --> 00:04:28,533 They're just finishing the last touches in the kitchen. 103 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:29,636 They'll be right out. 104 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:37,277 So, uh, you can come in to the party. 105 00:04:38,976 --> 00:04:39,846 Woo! 106 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:46,853 I didn't get your name? 107 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:49,489 Doug. 108 00:04:50,956 --> 00:04:53,459 I'm Natalie, Annie's cousin. 109 00:04:53,492 --> 00:04:55,461 You already said that. 110 00:04:55,494 --> 00:04:57,497 Right, cool. 111 00:04:58,396 --> 00:04:59,632 Nice to meet you, too, Doug. 112 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:01,334 Oh no, I didn't get photos yet. 113 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:08,973 Okay. 114 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:14,413 Precious cargo! 115 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:18,584 Oh no, here it comes! 116 00:05:18,617 --> 00:05:23,422 The eggnog has arrived, Clarkmas can officially begin! 117 00:05:23,454 --> 00:05:26,024 It's raw eggs, right? 118 00:05:26,057 --> 00:05:27,593 And like, a gallon of booze. 119 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:29,094 Make sure people take pictures. 120 00:05:29,127 --> 00:05:30,729 They're memories! 121 00:05:30,762 --> 00:05:31,596 Okay, all right, get in there. 122 00:05:31,629 --> 00:05:32,699 Come on, here we go. 123 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:36,336 Okay, all right, you guys next? 124 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:42,975 Saw you met Doug. 125 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:45,577 Oh, he mostly ate hors d'oeuvres at me. 126 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:48,613 I think he spat some gingerbread man on my face. 127 00:05:48,646 --> 00:05:50,783 It seemed like maybe you two were hitting it off. 128 00:05:50,815 --> 00:05:51,950 I'm kidding, I'm kidding! 129 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:53,451 I just want to make sure you mingle. 130 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:54,920 I'm doing just fine. 131 00:05:54,952 --> 00:05:57,356 Refilling the gingerbread, duck! 132 00:05:58,456 --> 00:05:59,558 Okay, so, see? 133 00:06:04,562 --> 00:06:05,897 Hey, buddy. 134 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,367 What? 135 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,569 You made it! 136 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:11,736 How was the drive up? 137 00:06:11,769 --> 00:06:13,104 Oh, not too bad. 138 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:15,840 Fun fact, I might be moving up here in a few weeks. 139 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:17,676 No kidding, new job? 140 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:18,911 Same job, new office. 141 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:21,547 They're putting a branch in Marina del Rey. 142 00:06:21,579 --> 00:06:23,449 Who knows, maybe I'll become one of those guys 143 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:24,617 who lives on a boat? 144 00:06:24,649 --> 00:06:25,817 You would be a guy that lives on a boat. 145 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,153 I would be a guy that lives on a boat, yeah. 146 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:29,621 Annie, look who finally made it this year! 147 00:06:29,654 --> 00:06:30,922 - Hi, hello! - How are you? 148 00:06:30,956 --> 00:06:31,824 I'm good! 149 00:06:31,857 --> 00:06:32,925 Oh, get him some eggnog. 150 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:34,894 You trying to make me fat? 151 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:35,828 I do what I can. 152 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,963 Oh, Logan, you have to meet my cousin, Natalie. 153 00:06:38,997 --> 00:06:40,633 Yes. 154 00:06:40,665 --> 00:06:42,435 She was here a second ago. 155 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:56,649 Uh, oh, looking at the pictures. 156 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:58,451 See that picture of me? 157 00:06:58,483 --> 00:06:59,984 My cat died after that one. 158 00:07:00,017 --> 00:07:00,819 Really? 159 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:01,787 Yeah. 160 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:02,754 You look so happy, though. 161 00:07:02,788 --> 00:07:04,088 They really take these parties very seriously. 162 00:07:04,122 --> 00:07:06,125 Yeah, this is my 4th one. 163 00:07:06,158 --> 00:07:07,526 Is this your first one? 164 00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:09,161 Yeah, I just, I moved to LA for grad school. 165 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:11,197 Grad school! 166 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,232 I remember those graduate years. 167 00:07:13,264 --> 00:07:16,735 Just wandering them halls, just walking around, 168 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:19,571 no student loans, no debt. 169 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:29,080 Does your school have lions in front of it? 170 00:07:29,113 --> 00:07:30,815 - Lions? - Lions. 171 00:07:30,848 --> 00:07:35,086 A good grad school needs good lions just in front of it. 172 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,923 So you know it's good education. 173 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:42,161 We should have made these before people got here! 174 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:43,562 They would have been cold. 175 00:07:43,595 --> 00:07:45,164 That's why we don't do hot apps. 176 00:07:45,197 --> 00:07:46,564 You love hot apps. 177 00:07:46,598 --> 00:07:48,968 Yeah, when someone else is making them. 178 00:07:49,999 --> 00:07:51,202 There's no need to over-complicate our parties. 179 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:53,671 This was a small upgrade. 180 00:07:53,704 --> 00:07:54,906 We get better every year. 181 00:07:54,939 --> 00:07:55,774 Here we go. 182 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:56,742 Ally-oop. 183 00:07:56,774 --> 00:07:57,642 Hot apps. 184 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:08,920 Well, at least I'm not the only one 185 00:08:08,954 --> 00:08:10,523 that got the ugly sweater memo. 186 00:08:12,757 --> 00:08:15,593 You must be Tom's high school friend. 187 00:08:15,627 --> 00:08:17,162 The outspoken one? 188 00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:19,298 Junior high. 189 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:20,766 Oh, okay. 190 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,536 Close. 191 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:24,203 I'm Natalie. 192 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:28,107 And you don't know anyone at this party, Natalie. 193 00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:29,675 What's my tell? 194 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:30,876 The way you're downing that drink while pretending 195 00:08:30,908 --> 00:08:33,177 to be interested in Tom's graphic novels. 196 00:08:33,211 --> 00:08:34,080 Okay. 197 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:36,581 Well, what's your excuse? 198 00:08:36,615 --> 00:08:39,284 I'm merely an observer of this grand social experiment. 199 00:08:39,317 --> 00:08:41,019 Ah, so you're just here to judge? 200 00:08:41,052 --> 00:08:43,621 Yeah, it did kind of win you over with the sweater line. 201 00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:45,190 Hm, keep telling yourself that. 202 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:47,293 So this is going really well. 203 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:48,961 Ah, you're really perceptive! 204 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:52,130 What do you do, Natalie? 205 00:08:52,163 --> 00:08:53,064 I didn't get your name. 206 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,032 Don't change the subject. 207 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,167 What do you do? 208 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,603 I'm in grad school for psychology. 209 00:08:57,635 --> 00:08:59,004 Huh, wow. 210 00:08:59,037 --> 00:08:59,872 Go figure. 211 00:08:59,904 --> 00:09:00,872 Oh... 212 00:09:00,905 --> 00:09:02,106 No, I'm impressed. 213 00:09:02,139 --> 00:09:04,043 That's genuinely very cool. 214 00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:10,848 What? 215 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:12,050 Nothing. 216 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,952 I'm just waiting for your snarky comeback. 217 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:15,086 Wow. 218 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:17,655 You've got my number already. 219 00:09:17,688 --> 00:09:19,692 You're gonna be really good at this shrink thing. 220 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,960 Thank you. 221 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,728 Yeah, I'm already psychoanalyzing you. 222 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,063 Many have tried, none have succeeded. 223 00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:26,331 Oh, is that a challenge? 224 00:09:35,106 --> 00:09:36,841 You don't want another drink, do you? 225 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,647 You're aggressive for a psyche major. 226 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,582 You're projecting your own desires. 227 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:46,851 Okay, my plan would be to just get rid 228 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:48,086 of highway patrol all together 229 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,722 and just put like tow trucks at every exit. 230 00:09:50,755 --> 00:09:52,957 Just take them straight to the garage. 231 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:53,826 I'm not sure that's how, I... 232 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,259 Big stop, ready to go. 233 00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:56,828 Just done and done. 234 00:09:56,861 --> 00:09:58,863 How many times has your car broken down on a freeway? 235 00:09:58,897 --> 00:10:01,033 Like, 10, 15 times. 236 00:10:04,936 --> 00:10:06,138 Come on, you're taking to long. 237 00:10:06,171 --> 00:10:07,006 One minute. 238 00:10:07,038 --> 00:10:08,307 Only a minute? 239 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:10,241 Tom, Tom! 240 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,814 I've got an extinguisher in my apartment! 241 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:17,249 There's nothing in the oven, 242 00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:18,216 but the smoke just keeps coming! 243 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,951 Okay, did you try water? 244 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:21,220 Yeah, I did, I tried water. 245 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,254 Sorry, all right. 246 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,122 Fill this, fill this. 247 00:10:23,154 --> 00:10:24,122 Sorry. 248 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:24,989 Did I do that? 249 00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:26,024 No, I don't know. 250 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:29,861 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 251 00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:32,730 Wait, what is that? 252 00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:33,865 You smell that? 253 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,067 Excuse me? 254 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,134 What is that smell? 255 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,036 Oh shit! 256 00:10:38,135 --> 00:10:39,437 - Oh shit! - Oh my God! 257 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:41,407 - Oh my God! - Well don't panic. 258 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,042 Well that's really not helpful, is it? 259 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:46,145 Oh, I got it, I got it, yeah. 260 00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:48,112 Oh, you think that's gonna save us? 261 00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:49,414 Well, I don't see you doing anything. 262 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,182 You can fit through that window, right? 263 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:53,184 What do you mean, can I fit? 264 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,086 Can you fit? 265 00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:54,952 Come on! 266 00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:55,987 I'm saving our lives. 267 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,056 You go first, I've got you. 268 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,892 All right, here we go. 269 00:10:59,924 --> 00:11:01,125 I'm a little afraid of heights, by the way. 270 00:11:01,158 --> 00:11:02,226 They live on the first floor. 271 00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:03,428 Yeah, you're right. 272 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:04,629 Sorry about the hands on the butt. 273 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:06,398 Don't worry about being a gentleman right now. 274 00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:07,733 Okay. 275 00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:08,766 - You got it? - Yeah, I think so. 276 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:09,067 - You good? - Yeah. 277 00:11:12,336 --> 00:11:14,807 Sorry Santa. 278 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,143 Started yoga. 279 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,045 Yeah, it does help. 280 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:23,448 Are you okay? 281 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:24,315 Yeah, are you? 282 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:25,484 Yeah. 283 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:28,220 Let's go see if Tom and Annie are up there. 284 00:11:31,288 --> 00:11:32,423 Oh my God. 285 00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:35,093 Really could have used the bathroom, Logan. 286 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:36,828 Cliff had to let me use his. 287 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:40,966 So it's Logan, right? 288 00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:42,768 Huh. 289 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,738 I'm just so humiliated. 290 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,741 Oh honey, these things happen. 291 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,075 When was the last time you were at a party 292 00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:51,743 where the fire department was called? 293 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,312 Okay, at least it was a kitchen fire? 294 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,747 If it had happened near a tree 295 00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:56,247 it could have been really dangerous. 296 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,483 It's true, trees go up in seconds. 297 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,085 Have you seen those videos? 298 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:01,487 Would you want one of your clients 299 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,121 to be known as the person with the kitchen fire? 300 00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:05,124 Okay, that's besides the point. 301 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,358 It would never happen. 302 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,159 But if it did happen, I would turn it around 303 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:10,294 and maybe add a catch phrase or something. 304 00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,029 Arson Annie? 305 00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,331 Okay, not that one. 306 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,866 This one is so awesome, it just, whoosh, 307 00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:17,235 it just goes up so fast. 308 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,336 They say I saved the day. 309 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:24,243 All right, ma'am, everything's under control in there, 310 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,310 but pretty smokey, so I'd leave the windows 311 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:27,479 and doors open for awhile. 312 00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:28,513 How long awhile? 313 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,382 I don't know, an hour, maybe? 314 00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,516 And between you and me, 315 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:34,285 don't store potholders under the oven. 316 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,458 You should know, I've never done this, 317 00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:41,860 not even in college. 318 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:45,096 Wait, should I be telling you that? 319 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,398 Nah, you couldn't resist me 320 00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:48,267 from the moment I started talking to you. 321 00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:50,269 Oh, you need to stop saying shit like that. 322 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,470 I tee you up to say something sweet 323 00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,839 and then you say the grossest things. 324 00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:57,308 You didn't think that twenty minutes ago. 325 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:01,813 Wait, do you have plans for New Year's? 326 00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:06,184 Ah, you know, they're kind of still up in the air. 327 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:08,920 Do you think Tom and Annie were trying to set us up? 328 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,889 I don't know. 329 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,091 I mean, they think there's something wrong with you 330 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:15,594 if you haven't latched on to a mate and committed yourself 331 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:17,128 to someone by now, so. 332 00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:21,165 You haven't been in many longterm relationships? 333 00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:23,034 What does that mean? 334 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,002 Just a guess. 335 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:27,605 I've had some long-ish relationships, okay? 336 00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:29,908 No judgment from me, okay? 337 00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:32,110 Tom and Annie married their college sweetheart. 338 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:33,378 Why would you settle if you don't even know 339 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,246 what's out there in the first place? 340 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:39,084 I don't need like a smorgasbord or something. 341 00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,188 And what exactly are you getting at? 342 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:46,291 I don't know, Mr. My-plans-are-up-in-the-air. 343 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:51,062 Bet no guy is ever good enough for you. 344 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,464 Do you ever let anyone in? 345 00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:54,532 I mean, you hide behind these cynical comments, 346 00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:56,335 hoping nobody ever sees the real you. 347 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,971 I mean, I barely know you, but it feels like nobody does. 348 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,639 Insulting a guy is a great way to get to know him. 349 00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,507 Oh, well ladies love it when they hook up with a guy 350 00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:04,942 who then proceeds to analyze their dating history. 351 00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:06,345 It's a real turn on for a guy 352 00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:09,381 when a girl says how no guy's ever good enough for her. 353 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,482 That's an anecdote you should save for more parties. 354 00:14:11,515 --> 00:14:13,485 I think we're done here. 355 00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:14,353 Oh come on. 356 00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:15,586 You started it. 357 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,556 We can just forget this happened. 358 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:18,624 Dance party! 359 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,225 I'm so not a dancer. 360 00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:21,426 I'd take her word for it. 361 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,160 Okay. I braved the smoke for these guys. 362 00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:24,362 Come on. 363 00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:25,429 Jello shots! 364 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:26,298 Come on. 365 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,164 Come on. 366 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,033 Come on, ah-ha. 367 00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:28,934 Come on. 368 00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:34,906 ♪ Now tell me what is you trying to do ♪ 369 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,975 ♪ I'm feeling this vibe, you feeling it too ♪ 370 00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:39,011 ♪ We got enough for this to go round ♪ 371 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,013 ♪ You never knew, I'm glad you know now ♪ 372 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,980 ♪ Go ahead break it down ♪ 373 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,448 ♪ Go ahead break a smile for me ♪ 374 00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:47,351 ♪ It's been a while because life can weigh down on you ♪ 375 00:14:47,384 --> 00:14:49,321 ♪ Hit it with a mile on you ♪ 376 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:54,126 ♪ Tell me what you want me to ♪ 377 00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:58,129 ♪ You got me and I got you ♪ 378 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:02,401 ♪ And we both got nothing to lose ♪ 379 00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:06,538 ♪ To try to, I need you too ♪ 380 00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,041 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 381 00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:12,043 ♪ We can show you how ♪ 382 00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:15,614 ♪ To get down, get down, oh ♪ 383 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:30,194 It's a touchy subject. 384 00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:32,563 Listen, I'm not asking, it's my mother. 385 00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:34,432 Since I'm not procreating, she's hoping 386 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,469 that someone from the family can take one for the team. 387 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,170 It's not that we're against kids. 388 00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:41,472 We just aren't ready for one yet. 389 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,307 Besides Tom and I were practically kids 390 00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:46,043 when we started dating and you know, 391 00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:47,245 we have plenty of time. 392 00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:50,048 Yeah, your eggs are gonna be good for at least a decade. 393 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,984 Probably exactly a decade. 394 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,119 I am not that much older than you. 395 00:15:54,152 --> 00:15:56,588 I know. but we've established that I'm a lost cause. 396 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:59,156 You rule people out before you give them a fair chance. 397 00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,559 That is patently untrue. 398 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:01,994 World of Warcraft credit card guy. 399 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:02,661 Red flag. 400 00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,594 Organic deodorant man. 401 00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,197 Yuck! 402 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,697 The optometrist with the competitive laser tag team? 403 00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,066 Hard pass. 404 00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:09,768 Tom has plenty of weird hobbies. 405 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,703 Remember his ventriloquist phase? 406 00:16:11,735 --> 00:16:13,471 I'm not having this conversation with you. 407 00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:14,706 Neither am I. 408 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,176 You'll find someone. 409 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,744 You just have to be open to it. 410 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,613 You will find them when you're least expecting it. 411 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,014 What do you know? 412 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:23,648 I mean, you guys met when you were kids. 413 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:24,516 Exactly. 414 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,217 We weren't expecting it. 415 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,418 I can get it. 416 00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:28,285 Tom will get it. 417 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,553 Tom? 418 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,322 I'm cleaning out the bathtub. 419 00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:34,192 I Thought you were gonna do that when I started cooking? 420 00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:36,695 I had to create a new playlist. 421 00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:38,229 I can get it, seriously. 422 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:45,370 Oh, hi. 423 00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,772 Hi. 424 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:48,106 I'm the first one here? 425 00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:50,808 Ah, no. 426 00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:52,811 I already got that title. 427 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:53,712 Logan. 428 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,113 I know. 429 00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:57,682 Ha, ha, ha, Logan! 430 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,384 Wait, where's the ice? 431 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,153 Oh shit, I knew there was a reason I left early. 432 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,621 Sorry dude, I Ubered. 433 00:17:03,654 --> 00:17:05,523 Wait, he didn't bring the ice? 434 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,726 But we need a bunch of bags, Tom. 435 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:09,326 Listen, I'll just go out and get it. 436 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,728 I'm sure there's a grocery store around the corner. 437 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:12,129 That's great. 438 00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:13,531 Wait, will she get back in time? 439 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,432 The sooner she leaves the better. 440 00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:15,599 I'll be fine. 441 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:16,668 But how can she carry it all? 442 00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,403 We need a bunch of bags, Tom? 443 00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,271 What if Logan goes with Natalie 444 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,539 and then they can carry the bags together? 445 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,740 That's perfect. 446 00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,211 Great. 447 00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:27,778 We'll go get the ice. 448 00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:28,679 Together. 449 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:45,529 I'm sorry. 450 00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,132 I didn't know anyone would be sitting there. 451 00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:50,701 You are quite the hoarder. 452 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,203 That is hardly hoarding. 453 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,338 Oh, pardon me. 454 00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:55,107 It's just the back issues of old magazines 455 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,576 and a bunch of half drunken water bottles. 456 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,711 If there's an earthquake, I will have water. 457 00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:01,612 I'll be sure to find you in the grid goes down. 458 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:02,780 You didn't have to come with me. 459 00:18:02,814 --> 00:18:04,283 I don't know why you did. 460 00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:09,153 Geez, did you see this one about the fault line 461 00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:10,521 in the Pacific Northwest? 462 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:13,291 They are screwed. 463 00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:15,727 You're really not going to say anything, are you? 464 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:16,627 Unbelievable. 465 00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:18,596 Last Clarkmas? 466 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,165 We hooked up! 467 00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:22,634 Oh man, the captions on these cartoons 468 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,235 gets me every time. 469 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,605 I know that I've seen you around town several times 470 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,740 and every single time you've avoided me. 471 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,509 Once at the ArcLight and twice 472 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:31,876 at the Third Street Promenade. 473 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:32,878 Look, I don't know. 474 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,246 I know it was you. 475 00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:36,448 Maybe you just wanted to see me. 476 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,817 Isn't there a psychological term for that? 477 00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:40,519 The only term that is coming 478 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,553 to my mind right now is Asshole. 479 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:44,588 What, I'm supposed to remember every random hookup? 480 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:49,628 Oh, we had a conversation. 481 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,229 Perhaps. 482 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:51,929 Oh shit, the supermarket. 483 00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:53,698 Sorry. 484 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,912 Hey, any of these spots would work. 485 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:09,147 I'm finding a spot near the entrance. 486 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:11,750 Still don't know how to settle. 487 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,219 All right. 488 00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,788 I am officially taking the higher road here. 489 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,322 We can start over. 490 00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:19,724 Like nothing happened. 491 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:21,792 Nothing did happen. 492 00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:23,761 Great. 493 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:24,829 Fantastic. 494 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,364 Perfect. 495 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:27,598 Love it. 496 00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:33,304 There was actually a closer spot. 497 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,274 I don't know what's taking them so long. 498 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,309 I'm sure they're minutes away. 499 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:41,880 That better be them. 500 00:19:43,948 --> 00:19:46,817 I can't believe they only had two bags left. 501 00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,887 You look like you're struggling to just hold the one. 502 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,855 I'm kidding. 503 00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:53,524 Here, come on, give it to me. 504 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:54,593 Let me take it. 505 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:55,559 You don't have to. 506 00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:56,595 No seriously, I'd like to. 507 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,297 Okay. 508 00:19:59,329 --> 00:19:59,964 Oh, geez. 509 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,933 Yeah, it's heavy. 510 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,973 Thank you for keeping the ice on your lap. 511 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,407 I just didn't want to get my stuff all wet. 512 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,875 You know, I've got some pretty important papers 513 00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:12,576 in there somewhere. 514 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:13,777 At least my body will be numb 515 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,446 if you get us into an accident. 516 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,518 Oops. 517 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,956 - Hey, cheese! - Oh, come on. 518 00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:27,459 Come on in you crazy kids. 519 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,596 I thank you. 520 00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:34,465 Yeah, I'm so glad there's evidence of that thank you. 521 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,634 Annie's cool with this? 522 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:36,701 It's all the rage. 523 00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:37,868 It's called a beer throw 524 00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:39,671 Beers in the bathtub, huh? 525 00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:41,472 You always think of something. 526 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,375 Hot appetizers were off limits this year. 527 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,977 I was afraid to ask. 528 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:46,944 Hey, Natalie? 529 00:20:48,145 --> 00:20:53,284 Just between us, Annie's not really saying a lot about it 530 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:55,353 but she was just laid off from her job. 531 00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,354 What? 532 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,588 Just maybe don't bring it up. 533 00:20:57,622 --> 00:20:59,391 Just try to keep things calm. 534 00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:02,027 I just really need everything to run smoothly. 535 00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:03,528 Yeah, of course. 536 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,596 Oh my God. 537 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:05,462 Poor Annie. 538 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:06,331 She's good. 539 00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:07,432 She's great. 540 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:10,601 She just hates anything changing, ever. 541 00:21:10,634 --> 00:21:11,802 That's so Annie. 542 00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:13,305 Do you know that she had the same haircut 543 00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:15,072 from ages seven to 17? 544 00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:16,040 No. 545 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:16,975 She would have kept it too. 546 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,777 except when she was blowing out the candles 547 00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:21,011 at her 17th birthday party, her bangs caught on fire. 548 00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:22,781 Don't say, and don't say fire either. 549 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,449 So I ran out of my apartment, like, 550 00:21:24,481 --> 00:21:26,017 with a fire extinguisher in hand 551 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,985 and I put out the fire right as like, 552 00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,854 the firefighters were showing up 553 00:21:29,886 --> 00:21:30,922 and I think they were jealous 554 00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:32,523 because they missed the action. 555 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,527 But smoke was like billowing up in my face. 556 00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,863 And Annie, she had put like flammable material 557 00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:40,898 in the drawer underneath. 558 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,801 Are you gonna tell everyone about it, Cliff? 559 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:44,803 She's interested. 560 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:45,937 You're interested, right? 561 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,506 But what's your, I didn't catch your name. 562 00:21:48,538 --> 00:21:49,473 It's Megan. 563 00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,576 Megan is very interested, so. 564 00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:53,811 I was just coming to put my coat down. 565 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,079 Ah-huh, okay. 566 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:56,681 So have you ever put out a fire? 567 00:21:56,713 --> 00:21:57,781 Because sometimes you're like, 568 00:21:57,815 --> 00:22:00,118 I burnt my beard a little bit. 569 00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:05,390 Oh yeah, I just got these socks. 570 00:22:07,424 --> 00:22:10,095 I just live right across the hall. 571 00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:21,972 Oh, you know who friended me on Facebook? 572 00:22:22,006 --> 00:22:23,041 Naomi Hagar. 573 00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,910 Whoa, Naomi? 574 00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:29,079 How is she, how's she doing? 575 00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:30,949 From light internet stalking, 576 00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:32,649 she seems to be doing very well. 577 00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:36,121 Somehow she seems to moved on from you. 578 00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:38,457 It has been a decade since we graduated. 579 00:22:39,757 --> 00:22:41,558 Do you remember that debate trip that we went on 580 00:22:41,592 --> 00:22:43,461 and you ended up missing your event, 581 00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:44,661 you had to take her to urgent care? 582 00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:46,029 And she just barfed all over your front seat. 583 00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:47,899 That smell never went away. 584 00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:50,535 Sorry, to interrupt, Annie wanted me to tell you 585 00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:51,635 that your guacamole is running low. 586 00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,171 Oh, duty calls. 587 00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:54,038 Excuse me. 588 00:22:57,508 --> 00:22:59,411 That's a nice color on you. 589 00:22:59,443 --> 00:23:00,077 Thanks. 590 00:23:01,278 --> 00:23:03,615 Hey, I didn't mean to act like I didn't know you earlier. 591 00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:07,050 I just thought it might be easier? 592 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:08,019 For who? 593 00:23:08,051 --> 00:23:10,154 For both of us, I guess? 594 00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:12,791 And once I committed to it, it felt weird to stop. 595 00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:17,528 Apology accepted. 596 00:23:18,229 --> 00:23:19,998 It wasn't an apology per se. 597 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,499 I should just be quiet sometimes. 598 00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:22,766 I'm working on it. 599 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:23,667 Cool. 600 00:23:26,069 --> 00:23:26,937 Annie. 601 00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:28,138 Oh, hello. 602 00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:29,473 you cannot put those on the food table. 603 00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:30,808 I made these special. 604 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:31,943 You should try them before they get eaten up. 605 00:23:31,976 --> 00:23:32,811 Oh, that's sweet. 606 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:33,945 Seriously though. 607 00:23:33,978 --> 00:23:35,613 I don't want the plebes to eat them all. 608 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:37,014 I spent a lot of money on saffron. 609 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,084 These drunkards wouldn't appreciate them. 610 00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:42,820 Okay. 611 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,196 Ah! 612 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,499 Natalie, come play. 613 00:23:54,531 --> 00:23:55,699 You're gonna catch on quick. 614 00:23:55,732 --> 00:23:57,534 Just grab the controller and wait for the beep. 615 00:23:57,567 --> 00:24:00,070 When you hear the beep, it's a race to press the button 616 00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:02,207 and the last person gets buzzed. 617 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,674 Buzzed? 618 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:10,647 Ow! 619 00:24:10,681 --> 00:24:12,750 That was worse than the Milgram shock experiment. 620 00:24:13,817 --> 00:24:14,985 It's like where they're being tortured, 621 00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:16,253 but they have a fear of authority, 622 00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:17,855 so no one speaks up and says like, 623 00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:20,224 scientist, stop it, it's too much. 624 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,092 You know. 625 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,794 It's well known. 626 00:24:22,826 --> 00:24:23,661 It is? 627 00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:24,729 I just had finals. 628 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,175 Your boss never appreciated you 629 00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:40,245 and now you get a fresh start. 630 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:42,680 I'll keep an ear open for any leads. 631 00:24:42,712 --> 00:24:45,884 Yeah, but anywhere I go, it will be starting over again. 632 00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:47,151 Store-bought over there. 633 00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:51,122 I, on the other hand, have been maxing out credit cards 634 00:24:51,154 --> 00:24:53,524 to go on crappy online dates. 635 00:24:53,557 --> 00:24:55,894 At least you don't have to worry about that. 636 00:24:55,926 --> 00:24:57,761 I'm just a broke spinster. 637 00:24:57,795 --> 00:24:58,696 Oh, stop. 638 00:24:58,729 --> 00:24:59,831 You have plenty of time. 639 00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:00,765 How old are you? 640 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:02,165 27. 641 00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:04,803 My mother had two kids by the time she was 27. 642 00:25:07,805 --> 00:25:09,240 On the bright side, I could be 27 643 00:25:09,272 --> 00:25:11,275 and raising two ingrates. 644 00:25:11,308 --> 00:25:13,877 Well, here's to figuring it all out, 645 00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:14,778 next year. 646 00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:18,950 I'm so happy you throw these parties. 647 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,117 Otherwise I wouldn't have any place 648 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,885 to go during the holidays. 649 00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:23,086 It's the only time Tom and I get 650 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,155 to see our friends together in one place. 651 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,559 Who's that? 652 00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:30,627 Oh, I don't know. 653 00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:31,796 She must be one of Tom's friends. 654 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,603 Hey man, so beers in the bathtub this year? 655 00:25:39,636 --> 00:25:41,205 It's all the rage. 656 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,974 That's cool. 657 00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,144 I like a good beer in the shower sometimes. 658 00:25:48,878 --> 00:25:50,714 I felt it on my lips and my hands. 659 00:25:52,182 --> 00:25:54,552 You know what's hilarious is the beer's not even cold. 660 00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:56,788 After all that. 661 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,222 There you are, you weren't answering my texts. 662 00:25:59,256 --> 00:26:00,992 I must have left my phone on silent. 663 00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,627 A likely story. 664 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:03,894 Hi, I'm Shannon. 665 00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:05,296 My lady friend. 666 00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:07,065 Yeah, he doesn't want to give anybody the wrong idea 667 00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:09,267 that we might actually be getting serious. 668 00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:11,868 Oh, I remember those days, totally. 669 00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:13,270 Oh please. 670 00:26:13,304 --> 00:26:14,839 You were the one desperate to lock it down, not me. 671 00:26:14,872 --> 00:26:16,240 I was, it's true. 672 00:26:16,272 --> 00:26:17,207 I don't care. 673 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,242 Well they should be so lucky. 674 00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:23,681 Excuse me, I'm gonna pop into the restroom. 675 00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:25,082 So how did you two meet? 676 00:26:26,116 --> 00:26:27,351 An app. 677 00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:28,318 We did too! 678 00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:30,221 They're in the bathroom? 679 00:26:31,721 --> 00:26:32,356 Uh... 680 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,691 One minute! 681 00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:35,192 Yeah, I've heard that before. 682 00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:37,928 What are you doing this New Years? 683 00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:39,864 We're doing a party if you're around. 684 00:26:41,398 --> 00:26:43,233 Well, I don't know, you just figure it out. 685 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:44,701 Excuse you. 686 00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:46,837 Sorry, what was your name again? 687 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,172 It's Shannon. 688 00:26:48,204 --> 00:26:49,807 Also, that dress is amazing on you. 689 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:51,708 It's a beautiful color. 690 00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:53,110 Thank you. 691 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:56,079 You're actually not the first person to say that tonight. 692 00:26:56,113 --> 00:26:57,715 This all makes a lot of sense now. 693 00:26:57,748 --> 00:26:59,683 This is what you were trying to avoid. 694 00:26:59,717 --> 00:27:01,286 Looks like it didn't work, Logan. 695 00:27:02,219 --> 00:27:03,388 No, not at all. 696 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,255 We can start over. 697 00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:05,656 We're just strangers. 698 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,859 Logan and I are just a bunch of strangers. 699 00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,027 But last year, you two... 700 00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:09,993 I think I'm gonna get another beer. 701 00:27:10,027 --> 00:27:10,995 You want to join me honey? 702 00:27:11,028 --> 00:27:12,096 No, I'm good. 703 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,001 This is awkward. 704 00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:19,336 Didn't have to be. 705 00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:20,804 Don't go placing the blame on me, you started it. 706 00:27:20,837 --> 00:27:22,240 You're kind of obsessed with me. 707 00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:23,840 I simply acknowledge who I've made out with before. 708 00:27:23,874 --> 00:27:25,942 Come on, all those times stocking me around town. 709 00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:27,311 Oh my God, you wish. 710 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,181 Oh my God, why would anyone put a beer in a bathtub? 711 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,215 It's all the rage. 712 00:27:32,182 --> 00:27:33,050 Hey, Cuz. 713 00:27:33,951 --> 00:27:35,220 What is going on over here? 714 00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:43,160 You're Annie, right? 715 00:27:43,193 --> 00:27:44,428 This is your soiree? 716 00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:45,762 It's absolutely lovely. 717 00:27:45,796 --> 00:27:47,065 It's so cozy. 718 00:27:47,097 --> 00:27:48,298 Everything's just right. 719 00:27:48,332 --> 00:27:50,135 Like really, thank you for having us. 720 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:52,769 Who is she? 721 00:27:52,803 --> 00:27:53,738 His lady friend. 722 00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:56,073 I see. 723 00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:57,908 Yeah. I didn't mean to make a scene. 724 00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,477 Logan's being kind of a dick, actually. 725 00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:00,845 I tried to make good. 726 00:28:00,877 --> 00:28:01,979 You tried to cover your tracks. 727 00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:03,815 Oh my God, you can't let anything go. 728 00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:04,781 You let everything go. 729 00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:06,817 Just stop, both of you, okay? 730 00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:09,453 Why can't we have a nice time? 731 00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:13,957 Can someone please just pass me a beer. 732 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:22,232 Thank you. 733 00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:34,278 Thanks for coming. 734 00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:37,848 I don't go home for the holidays. 735 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,484 This is my Christmas. 736 00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:42,486 You're Jewish. 737 00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:43,387 I know. 738 00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:45,956 Great party, man. 739 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:51,495 Later. 740 00:28:55,566 --> 00:28:58,469 Well, at least we've got enough alcohol for new years. 741 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:00,370 We can take it to Chris and Megan's. 742 00:29:00,403 --> 00:29:02,807 They're having us over at their new place. 743 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,407 Did they buy? 744 00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:05,809 Apparently. 745 00:29:05,843 --> 00:29:08,112 I thought it would be rude to ask the details, 746 00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:10,514 but I looked it up and I think they overpaid. 747 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,386 Do you wish we had a house? 748 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:21,259 Sure, of course, but we're fine where we are. 749 00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:24,228 This place is cozy, according to Logan's new lady friend. 750 00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:27,198 He really needs to stop calling her that. 751 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,335 Toilet's running again. 752 00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:32,936 I guess this place is cozy. 753 00:29:35,071 --> 00:29:36,006 Are you happy? 754 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:38,909 With me? 755 00:29:41,311 --> 00:29:42,212 Are you kidding? 756 00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:44,115 Of course. 757 00:29:45,382 --> 00:29:46,884 You're my best lady friend. 758 00:30:06,069 --> 00:30:07,204 We're not gonna have enough food. 759 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:08,405 Hey good looking. 760 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,574 You are changing the subject. 761 00:30:09,606 --> 00:30:11,474 We have 52 people confirmed. 762 00:30:11,508 --> 00:30:13,344 Luckily we know a bunch of flakes. 763 00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:17,381 Because, pun intended. 764 00:30:17,413 --> 00:30:19,383 Did you really have to invite all your work friends? 765 00:30:19,415 --> 00:30:20,517 I don't even know them. 766 00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:22,319 Well, this could be a great way to get to know them. 767 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:25,022 Does Logan have another lady friend coming today, too? 768 00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:26,591 I don't know, we don't really talk 769 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,959 about that kind of thing. 770 00:30:27,991 --> 00:30:28,593 Are the little ones, should I just get rid 771 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,359 of the little ones? 772 00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:31,962 Honey? 773 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,131 They're great. 774 00:30:34,431 --> 00:30:36,034 Yeah, they're great. 775 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,537 We should have made more truffles. 776 00:30:39,569 --> 00:30:40,937 There's some broccoli in the fridge, 777 00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:42,205 you could put the head out. 778 00:30:42,239 --> 00:30:44,342 Nobody's gonna eat a head of broccoli. 779 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,576 They will if they're desperate. 780 00:30:45,608 --> 00:30:47,944 So you admit that we don't have enough. 781 00:30:47,978 --> 00:30:49,346 I do not admit that. 782 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,915 I think that no matter how much food you put out, 783 00:30:50,948 --> 00:30:52,950 Doug's just gonna demolish it. 784 00:30:52,982 --> 00:30:54,184 What are these lights for? 785 00:30:54,218 --> 00:30:55,887 I was thinking it could be kind of fun 786 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,989 if they were up around the windows. 787 00:30:58,021 --> 00:30:59,956 Someone wants to impress his work friends. 788 00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:01,392 No. 789 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:02,259 Hmm? 790 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:03,994 Maybe a little. 791 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:04,961 That's just human. 792 00:31:04,994 --> 00:31:05,962 And they're not my work friends, 793 00:31:05,996 --> 00:31:07,365 they're just my new friends. 794 00:31:07,397 --> 00:31:10,600 They're, they're, they're just friends of mine. 795 00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,103 Well if they know the guy I know, 796 00:31:12,135 --> 00:31:13,538 then they're already impressed. 797 00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:19,242 There's a position opening up in the new year. 798 00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:22,313 I'm the choice, but they are interviewing 799 00:31:22,346 --> 00:31:23,513 outside the company too. 800 00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:25,115 This is the first I'm hearing of it. 801 00:31:25,148 --> 00:31:27,284 It's not a big deal, really. 802 00:31:27,317 --> 00:31:28,451 How are these tangled 803 00:31:28,484 --> 00:31:30,387 if all they do is sit in a box all year? 804 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,289 Who do I have to bribe to get you the job? 805 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:34,359 I will ply them with eggnog. 806 00:31:35,692 --> 00:31:36,693 Lenora. 807 00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:38,296 She's on the committee. 808 00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:40,463 I just have to prove to her that I'm responsible. 809 00:31:40,497 --> 00:31:42,667 But cool, hip. 810 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,269 But you'd trust me with a million dollar account. 811 00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:47,038 You always managed to start a project 812 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:49,205 right before people get here. 813 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:50,674 Well, is it maybe a bad time to tell you 814 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,477 that I ordered a karaoke machine? 815 00:31:53,509 --> 00:31:54,345 Kidding. 816 00:31:56,145 --> 00:31:56,980 Oh, there we go. 817 00:31:57,013 --> 00:31:57,948 How'd you do that? 818 00:31:57,981 --> 00:31:58,982 Easy. 819 00:31:59,016 --> 00:31:59,650 Easy? 820 00:31:59,682 --> 00:32:00,584 You're welcome. 821 00:32:00,616 --> 00:32:01,418 Thank you. 822 00:32:03,053 --> 00:32:04,488 Easy. 823 00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:09,126 Cheers! 824 00:32:10,259 --> 00:32:12,430 You're a wonderful host! 825 00:32:12,462 --> 00:32:14,197 Thank you. 826 00:32:18,035 --> 00:32:19,503 Okay, so furniture stores are going 827 00:32:19,536 --> 00:32:22,073 out of business all the time, and yet, economically, 828 00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:24,407 I don't understand how they have everything 829 00:32:24,441 --> 00:32:26,477 for 80% off all the time. 830 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:29,379 Maybe the actual price is just 80% under 831 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,182 what they try to sell it for? 832 00:32:31,214 --> 00:32:33,216 It's either the worst business to be in or the best. 833 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,285 I don't know. 834 00:32:34,317 --> 00:32:35,452 I haven't decided. 835 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,488 Nina, oh my gosh, those look incredible. 836 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,556 I'll hide these in the kitchen 837 00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:40,057 so you and Tom can try them. 838 00:32:40,089 --> 00:32:40,958 May I? 839 00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:45,996 You can have one. 840 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,397 Is that salted caramel? 841 00:32:47,431 --> 00:32:49,533 And candied Rosemary with a brown butter finished. 842 00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:53,203 I thought it was grass. 843 00:32:54,337 --> 00:32:55,173 I'll find Tom. 844 00:32:58,107 --> 00:33:01,144 Just because it, it looks like grass. 845 00:33:02,278 --> 00:33:04,015 And so he leaves the audition, 846 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,750 which is terrible, and on the way out he grabs a handful 847 00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:10,221 of grapes and he looks at me and he goes, "Arrivederci." 848 00:33:11,454 --> 00:33:12,389 Please tell me you cast him. 849 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:13,624 The director wanted to! 850 00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:14,591 No! 851 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,359 Tom, I've got a treat for you. 852 00:33:16,393 --> 00:33:18,496 What are these, pray tell? 853 00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:20,096 Lenora, get in there. 854 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,100 Oh my God, orgasmic. 855 00:33:23,232 --> 00:33:25,502 What are you, like the cookie goddess? 856 00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:27,071 Oh, I love that. 857 00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:28,806 Oh my God, that's so funny. 858 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:31,107 Nina, this is Lenora, Lenora, this is Nina. 859 00:33:31,141 --> 00:33:32,243 These are incredible. 860 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,178 Yeah, they were. 861 00:33:39,715 --> 00:33:41,418 Thank you, Nina. 862 00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,421 What is going on there? 863 00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:44,621 What do you mean? 864 00:33:44,654 --> 00:33:45,455 Were we not supposed to eat the cookies? 865 00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:46,190 No, no, eat the cookies. 866 00:33:46,222 --> 00:33:46,723 Eat the cookies. 867 00:33:46,757 --> 00:33:47,557 They're good. 868 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,592 Yeah, they are. 869 00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:04,709 ♪ Shouldn't be alone for Christmas, Baby ♪ 870 00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:06,576 Hello, Natalie. 871 00:34:07,711 --> 00:34:10,447 Oh, hello there. 872 00:34:11,815 --> 00:34:13,083 Happy holidays. 873 00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:17,087 I thought you'd be impressed that I remembered your name. 874 00:34:18,588 --> 00:34:21,858 It's kind of a basic human expectation that I have 875 00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:24,294 after I've met someone a number of times. 876 00:34:24,327 --> 00:34:25,596 It's something I've been working on. 877 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,432 Meeting basic human expectations? 878 00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:30,400 Well, yeah. 879 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,472 That's very self-aware of you. 880 00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:36,307 Actually I have kind of a funny story that involves you. 881 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,375 Oh, do you? 882 00:34:38,275 --> 00:34:39,443 Yeah, I. 883 00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:44,181 I'm sorry, you have, there's just a little. 884 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:45,181 Hmm? 885 00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:46,851 You, here, I'll just. 886 00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:50,454 Thanks. 887 00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:52,590 Anyway, I guess it's just a thing of the times 888 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:56,527 that we live in, but you actually came up as a match 889 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:57,828 on my dating profile. 890 00:34:59,762 --> 00:35:00,597 Oh! 891 00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:01,431 I knew it. 892 00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:02,633 I knew it! 893 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:03,601 You got it too and you swiped right! 894 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,336 No, no, no, I did not. 895 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,338 I closed the app immediately, 896 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,639 and then when I restarted you were gone. 897 00:35:08,672 --> 00:35:11,208 I don't think that's how the app works. 898 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:11,876 Yeah, it does. 899 00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:13,443 It works like that. 900 00:35:13,476 --> 00:35:15,145 It definitely does because that's what happened. 901 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:16,247 And that's what I did. 902 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,115 While we're on the topic, 903 00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:21,751 have you ever considered a different profile photo? 904 00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:24,454 I'm just saying you're much prettier in real life, 905 00:35:24,487 --> 00:35:25,855 why start with that picture? 906 00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:28,159 I think you think you're complimenting me right now... 907 00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,626 What was it your profile said? 908 00:35:29,659 --> 00:35:31,327 You want someone who will challenge you? 909 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,163 Okay, I'm not getting into this. 910 00:35:34,431 --> 00:35:36,166 But why are all the pictures on your profile 911 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:37,934 full of remnants of other women? 912 00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:39,769 Like the super random arm around you 913 00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:40,971 or the cute side boob. 914 00:35:41,003 --> 00:35:44,407 It's like, oh, hey, I have access to all these hot women. 915 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,209 That is not what I'm saying. 916 00:35:46,242 --> 00:35:48,612 Those are just pictures that exist of me. 917 00:35:48,644 --> 00:35:49,880 Then crop it. 918 00:35:49,913 --> 00:35:51,615 Just because I don't take all these selfies, 919 00:35:51,648 --> 00:35:52,650 like a millennial. 920 00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:53,784 You are a millennial. 921 00:35:53,817 --> 00:35:54,918 Yeah, but I don't act like one. 922 00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:57,488 Is Logan bothering you? 923 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,190 Not more so than usual. 924 00:35:59,222 --> 00:36:00,523 Have you bragged yet about how you only 925 00:36:00,556 --> 00:36:02,525 have a semester left of your program? 926 00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:03,661 No, mom. 927 00:36:03,693 --> 00:36:04,795 One semester, huh? 928 00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,463 I graduate in the spring. 929 00:36:06,496 --> 00:36:08,231 You can finally diagnosed me. 930 00:36:08,264 --> 00:36:10,400 It would be unprofessional to say sociopath, right? 931 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,802 She gets it. 932 00:36:12,969 --> 00:36:15,371 Tom, what's your diagnosis for me? 933 00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:18,943 Well, in my very unprofessional opinion, 934 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,278 I would say, soulmate. 935 00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:22,680 Oh. 936 00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:23,881 Soulmate. 937 00:36:23,914 --> 00:36:25,482 Bullshit. 938 00:36:25,514 --> 00:36:27,483 I may sound cheesy, but sometimes you just know. 939 00:36:27,516 --> 00:36:29,652 Come on, it's an outdated notion. 940 00:36:29,686 --> 00:36:33,390 It's gone the way the crank car, AM-FM radio, flip phones. 941 00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:34,691 Yeah, I mean the presumption that there's 942 00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:36,594 just one person out there for each 943 00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:37,927 and every one of us is ludicrous. 944 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:38,861 Right? 945 00:36:38,894 --> 00:36:40,030 And what about the rest of us? 946 00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:42,298 What are we just losers waiting to find the one and only? 947 00:36:42,331 --> 00:36:43,266 Yeah, good luck. 948 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,235 Get ready to die alone. 949 00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,836 I wonder what the sex is like for soulmates. 950 00:36:46,869 --> 00:36:48,505 Okay. 951 00:36:48,538 --> 00:36:49,840 Da, da, da, da! 952 00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:52,443 You almost forget to bring this out this year. 953 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:53,577 Oh, yeah. 954 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,745 I guess I, I guess I did. 955 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,512 You want to get some air? 956 00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,448 Cliff, that was in our bedroom closet. 957 00:36:58,481 --> 00:36:59,650 Oh, I'm sorry, Annie. 958 00:36:59,682 --> 00:37:01,552 I guess you forgot to take it out. 959 00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:02,885 Oh, what is this? 960 00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,855 This is a stupid game. 961 00:37:04,887 --> 00:37:06,923 If by stupid you mean awesome. 962 00:37:06,956 --> 00:37:08,358 Basically you get electrified 963 00:37:08,391 --> 00:37:09,792 if you don't push the button fast enough. 964 00:37:09,826 --> 00:37:13,297 It's like musical chairs with electricity. 965 00:37:13,329 --> 00:37:16,333 All right, this sounds like a really masochistic 966 00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:18,469 and juvenile form of entertainment. 967 00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:19,335 Totally. 968 00:37:19,369 --> 00:37:20,471 Obviously I'm in. 969 00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:21,505 What do we do? 970 00:37:21,538 --> 00:37:22,505 Does it hurt? 971 00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:23,741 Does it plug into something? 972 00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:24,574 No, it's already in there. 973 00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:25,776 What's the voltage? 974 00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:27,344 Well, let me, let me, I'll start. 975 00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:28,512 If you're really curious, I'll start the game 976 00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:29,880 and then, and then, and then we can just, 977 00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:32,449 that's all, we'll all, I'll teach you how to play. 978 00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:36,753 I've actually been off all the apps for a few months now. 979 00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:40,257 I think I slept with half of LA. 980 00:37:41,358 --> 00:37:43,628 I'm joking. 981 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:47,798 I don't know, it just wasn't joyful anymore. 982 00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:49,634 It was like, what am I even doing? 983 00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:53,671 I guess I am ready for something more serious. 984 00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:57,407 I guess I kind of misjudged you. 985 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:07,050 Well, aren't you gonna say something like, 986 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:09,385 maybe I misjudged you too? 987 00:38:09,418 --> 00:38:10,687 I'm a pretty good read of people. 988 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,456 Of course that's your response. 989 00:38:12,489 --> 00:38:13,657 - Come on. - Of course! 990 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:15,525 The only reason you said I misjudged you 991 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,394 was so I would say it back to you. 992 00:38:26,902 --> 00:38:27,737 Mm! 993 00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:28,939 Again? 994 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,008 It's your game! 995 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:32,943 Wow, I haven't been shocked once! 996 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:35,079 Tom, it looks like you're trying to lose this game. 997 00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:37,548 Well, I'm not, I'm just, I'm rusty. 998 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,384 I, listen, I don't play this all that much, really. 999 00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:41,050 What? 1000 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:41,984 Are you kidding me? 1001 00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:42,885 This is like the best game ever. 1002 00:38:42,918 --> 00:38:43,753 I agree. 1003 00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:44,687 Yeah, another round. 1004 00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:45,856 Yeah, keep going. 1005 00:38:45,889 --> 00:38:47,091 Come one everybody, one more round! 1006 00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:48,424 I'm just getting warmed up! 1007 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:49,126 One more round, one more round! 1008 00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:50,827 Really? 1009 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:51,728 One more round, let's get shocked! 1010 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,731 My program ends in the spring 1011 00:38:54,764 --> 00:38:56,666 and I have no idea what I want to do. 1012 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,536 You don't want to do psychology anymore? 1013 00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:00,704 No, I do. 1014 00:39:00,737 --> 00:39:03,106 I just, I don't know where or how. 1015 00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:04,507 They teach you the academics 1016 00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,610 but they don't give you a roadmap. 1017 00:39:06,643 --> 00:39:09,646 And I feel like everyone in my program is setting down roots 1018 00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:13,717 and finding their direction, and no path feels right to me. 1019 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,617 I don't know. 1020 00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:18,054 I've never known what I wanted. 1021 00:39:19,188 --> 00:39:21,625 I joined ROTC on a whim 1022 00:39:21,657 --> 00:39:24,161 and ended up overseas after graduation. 1023 00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:26,764 I thought I'll be career military. 1024 00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:33,371 Then my tour ended, I came home, got into tech, here I am. 1025 00:39:35,838 --> 00:39:37,375 Life works in funny ways. 1026 00:39:38,909 --> 00:39:40,510 How did I not know this about you? 1027 00:39:40,543 --> 00:39:41,711 You were too busy blathering on 1028 00:39:41,744 --> 00:39:44,882 about your program. 1029 00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:46,384 Rude! 1030 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,452 Yeah, again. 1031 00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,621 You're terrible at this. 1032 00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:54,123 Hey, rematch. 1033 00:39:54,157 --> 00:39:55,626 I could tap you out. 1034 00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,594 No, no, no, I got another one. 1035 00:39:57,626 --> 00:39:58,895 Stop hogging the game. 1036 00:39:58,929 --> 00:39:59,930 Isn't that what you're doing, Doug? 1037 00:39:59,963 --> 00:40:01,731 I am the reigning champion. 1038 00:40:01,764 --> 00:40:03,166 Oh, okay. 1039 00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:04,634 You know what cliff, maybe you can, you can jump in. 1040 00:40:13,175 --> 00:40:14,878 Yeah! 1041 00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:16,512 Holy mother of... 1042 00:40:16,545 --> 00:40:17,614 It's bad, isn't it? 1043 00:40:18,782 --> 00:40:19,750 Way to go, Tom. 1044 00:40:22,518 --> 00:40:24,421 Do you have any plans for new years? 1045 00:40:25,155 --> 00:40:26,723 I got a few options. 1046 00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:29,091 Ah, you don't want to commit 1047 00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,061 because you're fielding offers 1048 00:40:31,094 --> 00:40:32,729 and you want to keep your options open 1049 00:40:32,762 --> 00:40:34,865 unless something better comes up. 1050 00:40:34,898 --> 00:40:36,533 I know. 1051 00:40:36,565 --> 00:40:38,468 The shrink program is really working. 1052 00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:42,606 I actually hate new years. 1053 00:40:42,639 --> 00:40:44,041 I really do, too much pressure. 1054 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,943 You know, you rack your brain to do something special, 1055 00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:48,545 when all you really want to do is sit home 1056 00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:50,079 and watch the ball drop. 1057 00:40:50,112 --> 00:40:53,683 But instead you go out, you spend way too much money. 1058 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:56,552 You stand in a room full of strangers 1059 00:40:56,585 --> 00:40:59,522 counting down to a new year in hopes it will be better 1060 00:40:59,556 --> 00:41:01,191 than the one you just had? 1061 00:41:01,224 --> 00:41:04,193 You've never had a good new year's, that's your problem. 1062 00:41:04,226 --> 00:41:06,062 I suppose you've had so many? 1063 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:09,233 Tom and I had some good ones after college. 1064 00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:12,134 We were both home for the holidays and neither one 1065 00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:14,972 of us wanted to feel stuck at our parents' places. 1066 00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:20,010 And my mom, I love her, but she just worries about me. 1067 00:41:21,878 --> 00:41:23,247 Always has, always will. 1068 00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:26,115 And she didn't want me out on the road with, you know, 1069 00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:27,750 all the crazies on the road. 1070 00:41:27,784 --> 00:41:28,986 I don't know if you know this or not, 1071 00:41:29,018 --> 00:41:31,687 but after 2:00 AM, it is crazy central. 1072 00:41:31,721 --> 00:41:32,922 So I've heard. 1073 00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:37,260 So Tom and I would just camp out in my parents' basement, 1074 00:41:37,293 --> 00:41:40,730 play Gin Rummy and drink my grandmother's boxed wine. 1075 00:41:42,831 --> 00:41:45,601 If that's the case, why settle 1076 00:41:45,635 --> 00:41:48,272 for some lame warehouse party? 1077 00:41:48,304 --> 00:41:50,540 Sounds like you already know what you want. 1078 00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:58,182 Excuse me, is this your residence? 1079 00:41:59,148 --> 00:41:59,983 No. 1080 00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:01,985 Thank you, ma'am. 1081 00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:08,659 Miss would have been fine. 1082 00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:12,663 Ugh! 1083 00:42:12,695 --> 00:42:14,297 It's really not that bad. 1084 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,867 The sting goes away relatively quickly. 1085 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,168 I should know, I lost about eight times. 1086 00:42:19,202 --> 00:42:21,238 Uh, you weren't wearing rings. 1087 00:42:22,672 --> 00:42:23,574 I have a ring. 1088 00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:28,012 It's open get in here! 1089 00:42:36,885 --> 00:42:37,820 It's his place 1090 00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:46,063 Sir? 1091 00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,630 Is this your apartment? 1092 00:42:47,664 --> 00:42:48,298 Yes. 1093 00:42:48,331 --> 00:42:49,199 Yes it is. 1094 00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:50,601 But we don't own it. 1095 00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:53,637 We, we rent, which is not what you asked. 1096 00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:54,838 That's not what I, yeah. 1097 00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:57,807 Look, we received a noise complaint. 1098 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,976 Really? 1099 00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:00,610 Oh, that's probably when Lenora lost. 1100 00:43:00,643 --> 00:43:01,711 She screamed. 1101 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:04,114 Sorry about that. 1102 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,648 We were playing a little game. 1103 00:43:06,682 --> 00:43:07,351 All right. 1104 00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,686 I thought this would be kids. 1105 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,757 Aren't you a little old to be throwing ragers? 1106 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:15,826 Myself? 1107 00:43:15,858 --> 00:43:16,793 No, I don't think so. 1108 00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:18,628 I'm very hip, you have no idea. 1109 00:43:19,695 --> 00:43:20,831 You are? 1110 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,367 I'm very cool, I'm very relaxed. 1111 00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:26,737 All right. 1112 00:43:26,769 --> 00:43:28,170 How about you tell me that you're wrapping things up 1113 00:43:28,204 --> 00:43:31,108 and that as you do, you'll keep things quiet in here. 1114 00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:33,744 I promise you that we were going to wrap it up. 1115 00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:34,945 I don't mean literally tell me, 1116 00:43:34,978 --> 00:43:36,246 I just mean, like you get what I'm saying, 1117 00:43:36,278 --> 00:43:38,014 like that's what's happening. 1118 00:43:38,047 --> 00:43:39,248 Yes, I promise we will. 1119 00:43:39,282 --> 00:43:41,218 It's gonna be a house of mouse, mouses. 1120 00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:43,786 It's gonna be quiet. 1121 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,322 Okay. 1122 00:43:45,355 --> 00:43:47,356 Feels like we've already started. 1123 00:43:47,389 --> 00:43:48,257 Yeah. 1124 00:43:57,166 --> 00:44:01,038 Anyway, happy holidays. 1125 00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:02,072 Thank you. 1126 00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:03,072 You as well, also with you. 1127 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,975 All right. 1128 00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:06,876 Drive safe. 1129 00:44:09,244 --> 00:44:10,146 I'll explain it later. 1130 00:44:14,317 --> 00:44:16,152 Is the coast clear? 1131 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:21,057 The last time the cops busted a party, I was in high school. 1132 00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:23,259 My instincts kicked in. 1133 00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,295 It's like we're back in college. 1134 00:44:25,327 --> 00:44:26,829 Cheer up, it's all fine. 1135 00:44:26,862 --> 00:44:29,065 How is it I'm the one who's not freaking out? 1136 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:33,836 Hey man, I was using your bathroom earlier 1137 00:44:33,869 --> 00:44:36,138 and the toilet just keeps running. 1138 00:44:36,172 --> 00:44:38,041 Like I jiggled the handle and everything 1139 00:44:38,074 --> 00:44:39,710 and it just won't stop. 1140 00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:41,210 So I think you should fix that. 1141 00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:42,179 Okay, thanks Cliff. 1142 00:44:42,211 --> 00:44:43,045 Because it's just a big waste. 1143 00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:44,414 Got it, yep. 1144 00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:46,349 We gotta get going. 1145 00:44:46,382 --> 00:44:47,583 Oh. 1146 00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:49,319 Yeah, we gotta get all the way back to the west side, so. 1147 00:44:49,351 --> 00:44:50,319 Great party, man. 1148 00:44:50,353 --> 00:44:51,722 Thank you, yeah. 1149 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:52,923 Listen it's not usually like this. 1150 00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,057 We're very responsible. 1151 00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:54,958 See you Monday. 1152 00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:56,960 Do you want to grab a bite or something? 1153 00:44:56,992 --> 00:44:58,061 I'm starving. 1154 00:44:58,094 --> 00:44:58,929 Yeah. 1155 00:44:58,961 --> 00:45:00,130 Let's get out of here. 1156 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:01,264 All right, I'll see you on Monday then. 1157 00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:03,833 It's good. 1158 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,168 It's okay. 1159 00:45:05,201 --> 00:45:06,235 Starving, she said. 1160 00:45:07,369 --> 00:45:09,038 I have some cookies left. 1161 00:45:09,072 --> 00:45:10,006 - Doug, not now. - For what? 1162 00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:11,208 - Not now. - For them. 1163 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,108 They're gone. 1164 00:45:13,842 --> 00:45:15,177 So it's not really my style to ask, 1165 00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:16,779 but I don't have your number. 1166 00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:18,849 Is that a question, exactly? 1167 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,117 Fine, can I have your number? 1168 00:45:21,150 --> 00:45:23,186 Well, only because you asked so nicely. 1169 00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:27,257 What are you doing? 1170 00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,824 Getting a pen. 1171 00:45:28,858 --> 00:45:30,393 Just put it on my phone, are you... 1172 00:45:30,425 --> 00:45:32,496 No, I'm writing it down. 1173 00:45:32,528 --> 00:45:33,831 This is a test, Logan. 1174 00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:37,099 Will you put my number in your phone 1175 00:45:37,132 --> 00:45:39,368 or do you lose this piece of paper? 1176 00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:42,438 Okay. 1177 00:45:42,472 --> 00:45:43,407 I hope you pass. 1178 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,010 You have to grab it too. 1179 00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:49,445 Is this is another test? 1180 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:51,849 No. 1181 00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:04,528 I got it. 1182 00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:05,996 I let you get it. 1183 00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:10,166 Walk you to your car? 1184 00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:11,067 Yes, please. 1185 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:20,043 It's like we never see each other at our parties. 1186 00:46:21,177 --> 00:46:23,914 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1187 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:25,782 You're always busy playing host. 1188 00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:28,084 You are too, you know. 1189 00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:30,353 It's not a complaint. 1190 00:46:30,385 --> 00:46:34,324 It's just nice to get some me and you time. 1191 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:37,528 Even if it's after everyone else's left? 1192 00:46:38,862 --> 00:46:40,463 Who leaves their drink in a plant? 1193 00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:48,471 You think we'll have this party forever? 1194 00:46:48,503 --> 00:46:49,438 Yeah, of course. 1195 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,907 I don't know. 1196 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:53,376 It's just such a thing. 1197 00:46:54,443 --> 00:46:55,445 And I love that it's a thing. 1198 00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:56,813 It's our thing. 1199 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,183 But do you think we'll do it forever? 1200 00:47:01,516 --> 00:47:04,020 I guess I just kind of assumed that we would. 1201 00:47:07,422 --> 00:47:09,525 Do you feel stuck with me? 1202 00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:11,094 Where is this coming from? 1203 00:47:13,396 --> 00:47:14,531 Do you feel stuck with me? 1204 00:47:16,431 --> 00:47:19,268 I just want to make sure that we're progressing, you know. 1205 00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:21,938 Our life is changing. 1206 00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:22,873 It's not stagnant. 1207 00:47:25,942 --> 00:47:27,411 I'm happy just the way we are. 1208 00:47:30,445 --> 00:47:32,516 Are you the way you are forever? 1209 00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:35,853 This is a tradition. 1210 00:47:37,186 --> 00:47:39,389 We have thrown this party at this very apartment 1211 00:47:39,422 --> 00:47:41,157 for the last seven years. 1212 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:43,192 It's special. 1213 00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:46,528 People look forward to it. 1214 00:47:46,561 --> 00:47:47,998 I look forward to it. 1215 00:47:49,097 --> 00:47:50,333 I know, I do too. 1216 00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:54,103 I just want to make sure that we're growing together. 1217 00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:56,572 I think that's what we're doing. 1218 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,610 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1219 00:48:20,096 --> 00:48:22,097 Maybe people don't account for the longer commute. 1220 00:48:22,130 --> 00:48:23,199 Only a few minutes after 1221 00:48:23,231 --> 00:48:24,534 when we said it would start. 1222 00:48:24,567 --> 00:48:25,936 Yeah, but Natalie always shows up early. 1223 00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:27,570 That's when she was coming alone. 1224 00:48:27,603 --> 00:48:28,538 Well, what about Cliff? 1225 00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:30,139 He's always obnoxiously early. 1226 00:48:30,172 --> 00:48:31,106 Well that's when all he had to do 1227 00:48:31,139 --> 00:48:32,342 was come across the hallway. 1228 00:48:33,376 --> 00:48:34,444 You're right. 1229 00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:35,545 It's fine, it's fine. 1230 00:48:41,016 --> 00:48:42,719 What if nobody wants to drive this far? 1231 00:48:42,751 --> 00:48:44,653 Oh honey, put yourself in their shoes. 1232 00:48:44,686 --> 00:48:47,190 You would drive an extra 3 minutes 1233 00:48:47,222 --> 00:48:49,393 to go to your dear friend's Christmas party. 1234 00:48:50,726 --> 00:48:53,462 No, I probably stay in my PJ's and binge-watch garbage TV. 1235 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,465 Oh. 1236 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,103 Oh, ah, move, scoot, scoot. 1237 00:49:00,135 --> 00:49:02,338 Okay, all right, yep, yep. 1238 00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:07,644 Oh wow! 1239 00:49:07,677 --> 00:49:09,346 Come on in. 1240 00:49:09,378 --> 00:49:11,380 No trouble parking this year. 1241 00:49:11,414 --> 00:49:13,083 Did you hear that, Annie? 1242 00:49:13,115 --> 00:49:14,083 She's real! 1243 00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:19,588 Sequels are never as good as the originals. 1244 00:49:19,621 --> 00:49:21,423 They would not make one 1245 00:49:21,456 --> 00:49:23,492 if the first one weren't really, really good. 1246 00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:25,561 And just the alchemy of trying to make two 1247 00:49:25,594 --> 00:49:27,129 or more great films is something 1248 00:49:27,163 --> 00:49:29,132 that almost no one can achieve. 1249 00:49:29,164 --> 00:49:30,500 Empire, Dark Knight, Aliens. 1250 00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:31,735 Wow, wow, okay. 1251 00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:34,070 First of all, "Alien" was a masterpiece. 1252 00:49:34,103 --> 00:49:35,070 But Reiser! 1253 00:49:35,103 --> 00:49:36,605 They could both be great. 1254 00:49:39,641 --> 00:49:41,543 This is Thunderdome. 1255 00:49:41,577 --> 00:49:45,749 Two men enter, one man leaves, Tom. 1256 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,617 Doug is such a sore loser. 1257 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:49,686 Our first date, I beat him at Catan. 1258 00:49:51,219 --> 00:49:53,455 She handed me my hat. 1259 00:49:53,489 --> 00:49:55,125 I thought there might not be a second date, 1260 00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:57,192 the way he was sulking afterward. 1261 00:49:57,226 --> 00:49:58,361 Knowing Doug, there had to be one 1262 00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,361 so there could be a rematch. 1263 00:49:59,394 --> 00:50:02,331 Which I won, handily. 1264 00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:05,467 I'll get it. 1265 00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:08,038 There was no such thing as an untouchable enemy. 1266 00:50:08,070 --> 00:50:10,373 Okay, you probably like the special additions. 1267 00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,143 We're gonna go there? 1268 00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:16,780 And before you say anything and I have to play dumb, 1269 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:18,381 your mom already spilled the beans. 1270 00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:19,549 Congratulations! 1271 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,682 It just happened! 1272 00:50:20,715 --> 00:50:21,916 She promised she wouldn't tell anyone. 1273 00:50:21,951 --> 00:50:25,121 I love your mom, but we both know she can't keep a secret. 1274 00:50:25,153 --> 00:50:27,657 She's been planning your wedding since we were kids. 1275 00:50:27,690 --> 00:50:29,325 Your home is beautiful. 1276 00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:30,794 Oh, that's very sweet of you to say. 1277 00:50:30,827 --> 00:50:32,696 We're still settling in. 1278 00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:35,264 The tree looks good. 1279 00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:36,232 This time of year. 1280 00:50:36,266 --> 00:50:39,601 Any more than that would be weird, right? 1281 00:50:39,635 --> 00:50:41,838 Adler, come see Tom in the kitchen. 1282 00:50:41,871 --> 00:50:43,106 If Picasso had better paint, 1283 00:50:43,139 --> 00:50:44,340 he'd go back and tinker. 1284 00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:46,141 No, he would know that each painting was done. 1285 00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:47,811 An artist knows when to stop. 1286 00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:49,445 Speaking of knowing when to stop. 1287 00:50:49,478 --> 00:50:51,713 Come on, man, you're on my side for this, right? 1288 00:50:51,746 --> 00:50:52,815 I don't... 1289 00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:54,851 Tom, you remember Adler. 1290 00:50:54,884 --> 00:50:56,052 I'll be back. 1291 00:50:57,552 --> 00:50:58,587 I'll be back. 1292 00:50:59,588 --> 00:51:02,592 Hey, welcome to the family. 1293 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:04,159 You locked it down quick. 1294 00:51:04,193 --> 00:51:05,862 Yeah, couldn't let someone else snap her up. 1295 00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,730 I already you let her get away once in high school. 1296 00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:09,298 Unsolicited wedding advice, 1297 00:51:09,331 --> 00:51:11,467 do not forget to eat the hors d'oeuvres. 1298 00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:12,635 I didn't get a chance to have a single one 1299 00:51:12,668 --> 00:51:14,137 because we were busy taking pictures 1300 00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:15,305 during the cocktail hour. 1301 00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:16,606 And he's still talking about it. 1302 00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:17,474 Well you know. 1303 00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:18,340 Get over it. 1304 00:51:18,373 --> 00:51:19,576 Natalie, come talk. 1305 00:51:19,608 --> 00:51:21,510 Do you have a date yet? 1306 00:51:21,543 --> 00:51:23,712 It literally happened this week. 1307 00:51:23,746 --> 00:51:26,516 Annie, the last few weeks have been such a whirlwind. 1308 00:51:26,548 --> 00:51:28,284 I mean, we must be getting old 1309 00:51:28,317 --> 00:51:30,219 because we started talking about marriage really quick. 1310 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,888 You are not old. 1311 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,655 Says the woman who's been married six years. 1312 00:51:33,688 --> 00:51:34,757 Seven. 1313 00:51:34,789 --> 00:51:37,159 - Hmm. - Ugh, I'm old. 1314 00:51:37,193 --> 00:51:40,263 Oh wow, look at those little fingers, 1315 00:51:40,295 --> 00:51:41,830 and those itty-bitty nails. 1316 00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:43,766 Oh, you're a natural with her. 1317 00:51:43,798 --> 00:51:45,434 I thought I was a natural too 1318 00:51:45,467 --> 00:51:47,469 until I changed my first diaper. 1319 00:51:47,503 --> 00:51:49,739 She is adorable, but she is vindictive. 1320 00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:51,673 Are you vindictive? 1321 00:51:51,706 --> 00:51:52,909 Yes, okay. 1322 00:51:52,942 --> 00:51:54,443 Well that sums that up. 1323 00:51:54,476 --> 00:51:56,145 I love your dress. 1324 00:51:56,179 --> 00:51:57,380 What do you say? 1325 00:51:57,413 --> 00:51:58,248 Say thank you? 1326 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:58,914 Thank you. 1327 00:51:58,947 --> 00:52:00,182 You're welcome. 1328 00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:02,217 Can you give him a high five? 1329 00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:03,219 Wow, thank you! 1330 00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:04,420 You're so cute. 1331 00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:09,358 Oh, hey man! 1332 00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:10,326 Hey, Cliff! 1333 00:52:10,358 --> 00:52:11,494 What's up? 1334 00:52:11,527 --> 00:52:13,862 Oh, classy move bringing the booze. 1335 00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:15,498 I just brought myself. 1336 00:52:15,530 --> 00:52:16,365 Okay. 1337 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:21,738 Ow. 1338 00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:22,706 Hey, can you open this up for me? 1339 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:27,844 You look great. 1340 00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:28,844 You're so cute! 1341 00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:30,580 Happy maiden voyage! 1342 00:52:30,612 --> 00:52:31,513 Oh. 1343 00:52:31,547 --> 00:52:32,615 Oh no. 1344 00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:33,617 I messed that up. 1345 00:52:36,485 --> 00:52:37,687 I brought the beer. 1346 00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,589 Ah, did you get thirsty on the way in? 1347 00:52:40,623 --> 00:52:41,523 Oh, that. 1348 00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:42,925 I got Cliff-ed on the way in. 1349 00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:44,259 Ah, well, when in Rome. 1350 00:52:44,293 --> 00:52:46,528 Ah, Heisler my favorite. 1351 00:52:46,561 --> 00:52:49,364 You've got great taste. 1352 00:52:49,398 --> 00:52:51,534 It's your first time to the new place, yeah? 1353 00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:52,936 It is, it is. 1354 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,671 Yeah, man, I wish I could have come over sooner. 1355 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:58,208 I just, I went home a lot this year, so. 1356 00:52:59,574 --> 00:53:00,777 Yeah. 1357 00:53:00,809 --> 00:53:02,612 You hanging in there? 1358 00:53:02,644 --> 00:53:03,947 Can we just talk about the fact 1359 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,481 that Doug is in the other room taking pictures 1360 00:53:06,514 --> 00:53:08,384 with a real live human woman? 1361 00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:10,619 Yes, I know, that is his girlfriend. 1362 00:53:10,652 --> 00:53:11,486 What? 1363 00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:13,255 It's a Clarkmas miracle! 1364 00:53:13,289 --> 00:53:15,692 I guess there's hope for all of us, huh? 1365 00:53:15,724 --> 00:53:16,759 Yeah. 1366 00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:17,626 Oh, I'm sorry man. 1367 00:53:17,659 --> 00:53:19,295 I'm so rude, Logan. 1368 00:53:19,327 --> 00:53:20,463 Adler. 1369 00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:21,965 How do you know these troublemakers, huh? 1370 00:53:21,998 --> 00:53:22,965 Work buddy? 1371 00:53:22,998 --> 00:53:25,434 Adler is Natalie's fiance. 1372 00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:26,568 That's right. 1373 00:53:26,601 --> 00:53:27,536 Nice to meet you. 1374 00:53:28,670 --> 00:53:29,538 Have you gotten used to it yet? 1375 00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:31,474 Fiance? 1376 00:53:31,507 --> 00:53:33,809 By the time we got used to it, we were already married. 1377 00:53:33,842 --> 00:53:35,344 Yeah, how do you know Tom? 1378 00:53:38,813 --> 00:53:41,583 I've known Logan since junior high. 1379 00:53:41,617 --> 00:53:44,254 We were both in the magic club. 1380 00:53:44,286 --> 00:53:45,654 He wanted to be Penn and Teller, 1381 00:53:45,688 --> 00:53:47,791 but neither one of us could agree to be the short one. 1382 00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:49,926 Obviously, it's probably me. 1383 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,594 That's really funny. 1384 00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:53,963 I bet you guys were so funny in the magic club. 1385 00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:56,766 Adler, is it? 1386 00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:58,333 Yeah, that's my name. 1387 00:53:58,367 --> 00:53:59,302 Huh. 1388 00:53:59,335 --> 00:53:59,969 What are you working on? 1389 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:00,902 What do you do, Adler? 1390 00:54:00,936 --> 00:54:01,537 I'm an attorney actually. 1391 00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:02,672 Wow. 1392 00:54:02,704 --> 00:54:03,873 Pretty boring most of the time. 1393 00:54:03,905 --> 00:54:05,041 What kind of law do you practice? 1394 00:54:05,074 --> 00:54:06,541 That's professional liability 1395 00:54:06,574 --> 00:54:07,976 at a mid-level firm downtown. 1396 00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:09,446 Mid-level, huh. 1397 00:54:10,545 --> 00:54:12,547 Ah, who was it that said, first thing we do, 1398 00:54:12,581 --> 00:54:13,615 let's kill all the lawyers? 1399 00:54:13,648 --> 00:54:14,750 Huh? 1400 00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:16,352 Shakespeare. 1401 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:17,887 Yeah, people sure do love to bring up that quote. 1402 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,056 So I know it was Shakespeare that said it. 1403 00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:21,757 You don't need to patronize me, Georgetown. 1404 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,760 Oh, actually went to Stanford. 1405 00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:30,932 Logan, did you see we got a photo booth set up this year? 1406 00:54:30,965 --> 00:54:33,402 We always come up with some way to outdo ourselves. 1407 00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:36,405 Don't be mad at me. 1408 00:54:36,438 --> 00:54:38,740 I didn't want to go to law school either. 1409 00:54:38,773 --> 00:54:39,909 Man, what is your problem? 1410 00:54:39,942 --> 00:54:41,777 What are you talking about, man? 1411 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:42,912 Come on. 1412 00:54:42,945 --> 00:54:45,414 You want her to take pictures, let's take pictures! 1413 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,485 Dude, I'm fine. 1414 00:54:49,518 --> 00:54:50,653 You don't seem... 1415 00:54:50,686 --> 00:54:52,488 This would be the photo booth. 1416 00:54:52,521 --> 00:54:54,724 What do you think, this my color? 1417 00:54:54,757 --> 00:54:55,657 Is everything okay? 1418 00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:56,958 Yeah, I'm great, man. 1419 00:54:56,992 --> 00:54:58,928 We haven't talked in a while, which is fine, 1420 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,896 but I got a promotion in the fall. 1421 00:55:00,929 --> 00:55:01,797 That's great. 1422 00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,365 I'm a director now. 1423 00:55:03,398 --> 00:55:05,467 Director of technical marketing. 1424 00:55:05,501 --> 00:55:06,536 That's a great title, right? 1425 00:55:06,568 --> 00:55:07,503 - Yeah. - It's great. 1426 00:55:07,536 --> 00:55:08,371 I'm great. 1427 00:55:08,403 --> 00:55:10,106 Life is great. 1428 00:55:10,139 --> 00:55:11,407 Great. 1429 00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:13,675 Exactly. 1430 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,644 Aw buddy, looks like you're the one 1431 00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:16,679 that needs to lighten up, huh? 1432 00:55:16,711 --> 00:55:17,780 - Here's a boa. - Okay. 1433 00:55:20,449 --> 00:55:21,318 Hey listen. 1434 00:55:28,123 --> 00:55:30,459 We do not need to take a picture right now. 1435 00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,527 We need to get one for your mom. 1436 00:55:32,561 --> 00:55:34,030 Come on, she doesn't have enough pictures. 1437 00:55:34,063 --> 00:55:37,434 He is funny, isn't he? 1438 00:55:40,668 --> 00:55:41,538 Hi Logan. 1439 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,541 I hear congratulations are in order. 1440 00:55:46,141 --> 00:55:47,609 Yes, they are. 1441 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:50,646 Did you just get here? 1442 00:55:50,679 --> 00:55:52,048 Thought you would have ghosted the party. 1443 00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:53,682 Nah, I was just chatting it up 1444 00:55:53,715 --> 00:55:55,617 with good Adler here in the kitchen. 1445 00:55:57,753 --> 00:55:59,889 So, we have a wedding date yet? 1446 00:55:59,922 --> 00:56:00,889 Huh? 1447 00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:02,491 Am I on the list? 1448 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:03,659 No, we're going to tour venues over the holidays 1449 00:56:03,692 --> 00:56:05,027 and then we're gonna pick a date. 1450 00:56:05,059 --> 00:56:06,862 Well, I call dibs on going to the cake tasting. 1451 00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:08,097 That'll be awhile. 1452 00:56:08,130 --> 00:56:10,133 Oh, speaking of tastings. 1453 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,635 Nina's invitation-only cookies have arrived. 1454 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:14,570 If you'll excuse me. 1455 00:56:14,603 --> 00:56:16,038 Oh my gosh, Nina! 1456 00:56:16,070 --> 00:56:18,875 So, Adler. 1457 00:56:18,907 --> 00:56:21,911 Adler, you know what they say? 1458 00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:23,947 Never trust a guy with two last names. 1459 00:56:25,047 --> 00:56:26,715 I think it's two first names actually. 1460 00:56:26,748 --> 00:56:27,884 Is that right? 1461 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:28,985 Mm-hm. 1462 00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:30,920 Huh, what do you think, Adley? 1463 00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:31,820 Addie? 1464 00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:34,190 You know what I think, 1465 00:56:34,222 --> 00:56:35,791 I think I'm gonna go get some of that famous eggnog 1466 00:56:35,824 --> 00:56:36,992 that everyone keeps talking about 1467 00:56:37,025 --> 00:56:39,027 and leave you two to catch up. 1468 00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:41,664 But Hey, really nice talking to you, man. 1469 00:56:41,697 --> 00:56:43,865 Thanks, man. 1470 00:56:43,898 --> 00:56:45,467 - Hey, speaking of eggnog. - Yeah? 1471 00:56:45,501 --> 00:56:47,570 Why don't you grab me a glass while you're in there, huh? 1472 00:56:47,603 --> 00:56:48,605 I would love to. 1473 00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:52,942 You ghosted me, not the other way around. 1474 00:56:52,974 --> 00:56:55,076 Oh my God, that was months ago. 1475 00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:56,913 Yeah, exactly, like eight months ago. 1476 00:56:56,945 --> 00:56:58,079 But then again, who's counting? 1477 00:56:58,112 --> 00:56:59,714 Then you go and rush into something 1478 00:56:59,748 --> 00:57:00,883 and now you're taking it out on me? 1479 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:02,718 I am not rushing into anything. 1480 00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:04,220 I've known Adler since high school. 1481 00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,521 You can't call that rushing it. 1482 00:57:06,554 --> 00:57:08,156 You can, when you're engaged. 1483 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:10,226 If you're so worried I'm off the market 1484 00:57:10,259 --> 00:57:13,161 then you shouldn't have completely disappeared on me. 1485 00:57:13,195 --> 00:57:14,697 I really liked you. 1486 00:57:15,831 --> 00:57:17,666 And I don't know why, but I thought 1487 00:57:17,699 --> 00:57:19,234 that something real was there. 1488 00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:21,637 And I know things were moving really fast 1489 00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:22,572 and that probably scared you... 1490 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:24,005 I don't need your analysis. 1491 00:57:24,039 --> 00:57:26,576 But then you totally dropped off the planet. 1492 00:57:26,608 --> 00:57:28,944 You should have at least called me. 1493 00:57:28,978 --> 00:57:31,246 You messed it up like you do. 1494 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,850 And now you see me happy and you have to ruin it? 1495 00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:36,886 I'm actually surprised you even showed up tonight. 1496 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:38,520 I thought you'd be too much of a coward. 1497 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:42,625 What if something happened to me? 1498 00:57:42,657 --> 00:57:44,793 What if there's an explanation? 1499 00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:51,601 Is there? 1500 00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:00,810 I'm going back inside. 1501 00:58:01,976 --> 00:58:03,078 You're just angry right now 1502 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,713 because you know you're making a mistake. 1503 00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:05,981 I'm just the messenger. 1504 00:58:06,014 --> 00:58:06,848 Screw you. 1505 00:58:06,882 --> 00:58:08,717 You wish. 1506 00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:09,886 You are such a child. 1507 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,897 ♪ On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪ 1508 00:58:20,929 --> 00:58:24,165 ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ 1509 00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:28,170 ♪ On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪ 1510 00:58:28,202 --> 00:58:29,771 - Hey. - Hey. 1511 00:58:29,804 --> 00:58:33,742 ♪ Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. ♪ 1512 00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:36,945 ♪ On the third day of ♪ 1513 00:58:47,322 --> 00:58:49,791 So you going home for the holidays this year? 1514 00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:54,264 Yeah. 1515 00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:57,866 You don't sound so thrilled about it. 1516 00:58:59,134 --> 00:59:00,003 Yeah, well, 1517 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:05,208 this will be my first Christmas without my mom, so, 1518 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:09,211 I gotta be there to take care of my dad and my sister. 1519 00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:12,782 It's just gonna be weird. 1520 00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,853 I'm, I'm really sorry. 1521 00:59:18,887 --> 00:59:19,856 It is what it is. 1522 00:59:21,389 --> 00:59:23,692 Everybody's got to lose a parent sometime. 1523 00:59:32,867 --> 00:59:34,636 I don't usually do this, but, 1524 00:59:37,905 --> 00:59:38,875 take another. 1525 00:59:42,777 --> 00:59:43,645 Please. 1526 00:59:52,086 --> 00:59:53,722 Mm, is that sage? 1527 00:59:55,724 --> 00:59:56,593 And cardamom. 1528 00:59:59,661 --> 01:00:00,329 That's really good. 1529 01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:02,365 Thank you. 1530 01:00:07,135 --> 01:00:08,371 We should just go, you know? 1531 01:00:08,403 --> 01:00:09,704 I don't... 1532 01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:11,039 Okay, we can go if you want, 1533 01:00:11,072 --> 01:00:13,208 but don't let that guy make you leave a party 1534 01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:14,343 that you want to stay at. 1535 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:16,245 I don't really want to stay anymore. 1536 01:00:16,277 --> 01:00:17,679 Okay. 1537 01:00:17,713 --> 01:00:18,414 There you guys are. 1538 01:00:18,447 --> 01:00:19,981 We're gonna do a group photo. 1539 01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:21,283 That way Tom and I will know we're at the same party. 1540 01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,085 You good? 1541 01:00:23,117 --> 01:00:24,152 Yeah, I'm fine. 1542 01:00:24,186 --> 01:00:25,388 You coming? 1543 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:26,321 Yeah 1544 01:00:27,289 --> 01:00:30,893 I found them, okay, everybody get in here. 1545 01:00:30,925 --> 01:00:33,362 We have props, not optional. 1546 01:00:33,394 --> 01:00:34,896 - Let's get them out. - My idea. 1547 01:00:34,929 --> 01:00:35,864 It was my idea. 1548 01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:37,099 Yeah, yeah, Tom's idea. 1549 01:00:37,132 --> 01:00:39,969 Oh, mistletoe for the lovers. 1550 01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:41,903 - Nina, this is you. - Yeah. 1551 01:00:41,936 --> 01:00:44,106 - Obviously. - Gingerbread! 1552 01:00:45,407 --> 01:00:48,177 Okay, and, you ready? 1553 01:00:49,311 --> 01:00:51,881 One, two, three. 1554 01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:53,249 Clarkmas! 1555 01:00:55,217 --> 01:00:57,153 - All right. - Awesome. 1556 01:00:57,186 --> 01:00:58,387 Hope I didn't blink in that one. 1557 01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,454 It was so great to see you again. 1558 01:00:59,487 --> 01:01:00,422 Yes, take care. 1559 01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:01,390 We will see you next Clarkmas. 1560 01:01:01,422 --> 01:01:03,024 Next Clarkmas, it's a date. 1561 01:01:03,057 --> 01:01:04,994 Your gingerbread, woo! 1562 01:01:05,027 --> 01:01:06,429 I can't wait for next year. 1563 01:01:09,164 --> 01:01:11,100 Yeah, there's still food. 1564 01:01:11,132 --> 01:01:12,333 Oh. 1565 01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:14,137 - Oh yeah, help yourself. - Feel free. 1566 01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:16,706 - Okay. - Okay. 1567 01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:18,141 All right, okay. 1568 01:01:19,007 --> 01:01:19,876 We did it. 1569 01:01:34,222 --> 01:01:35,724 Shouldn't have bothered. 1570 01:01:35,757 --> 01:01:37,960 I'll put it all up, I don't need any help. 1571 01:01:37,992 --> 01:01:38,960 You're dead weight. 1572 01:01:40,161 --> 01:01:42,797 Clarkmas isn't happening this year. 1573 01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,467 You're being dramatic. 1574 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,034 I am never dramatic. 1575 01:01:47,335 --> 01:01:48,904 We could still have a party. 1576 01:01:50,072 --> 01:01:51,106 This year sucks. 1577 01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:53,241 We're having a baby. 1578 01:01:54,842 --> 01:01:57,879 I have been barfing for the last eight months straight. 1579 01:01:57,913 --> 01:01:59,081 There were a couple of weeks in there 1580 01:01:59,114 --> 01:02:00,849 where you didn't barf quite as much. 1581 01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:03,185 All my pants feel like I'm wearing Spanx. 1582 01:02:07,021 --> 01:02:08,790 You think I'll be a good dad? 1583 01:02:08,824 --> 01:02:10,026 You'll be the best dad. 1584 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,962 I'm being serious. 1585 01:02:12,994 --> 01:02:15,931 I am serious, you'll be the best dad there ever was. 1586 01:02:15,963 --> 01:02:18,467 But you can't tell either of our fathers I said that. 1587 01:02:21,369 --> 01:02:23,172 I'm gonna be the good cop. 1588 01:02:23,204 --> 01:02:24,507 That makes me the bad cop. 1589 01:02:24,539 --> 01:02:26,407 Well, either that or we're both good cops 1590 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,942 and we raise a criminal. 1591 01:02:27,976 --> 01:02:30,211 Well, that might happen anyway. 1592 01:02:33,148 --> 01:02:35,351 If we don't make noise, maybe they'll go away. 1593 01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:36,519 You're being ridiculous. 1594 01:02:36,552 --> 01:02:38,120 It's probably a Boppy or some other thing 1595 01:02:38,152 --> 01:02:39,755 your mom insisted on ordering. 1596 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:45,927 Impromptu Clarkmas? 1597 01:02:47,295 --> 01:02:49,564 I knew if I called, Annie would say not to come over. 1598 01:02:49,597 --> 01:02:50,500 You're right! 1599 01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:54,170 But it's too late now, so you have to let me in. 1600 01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:55,938 Is that true? 1601 01:02:55,971 --> 01:02:57,072 Yes, come in. 1602 01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:03,012 I come bearing gifts. 1603 01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:04,547 Well, unless your gift is a flat stomach 1604 01:03:04,579 --> 01:03:06,981 and a painless delivery, I'm not interested. 1605 01:03:07,014 --> 01:03:08,416 She's been like this all month. 1606 01:03:08,449 --> 01:03:10,552 Don't mansplain your wife. 1607 01:03:10,585 --> 01:03:12,387 That's not mansplaining. 1608 01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:13,989 Oh, I'm sorry, 1609 01:03:14,021 --> 01:03:16,125 would you like to explain to me what mansplaining is? 1610 01:03:16,157 --> 01:03:18,326 Actually, I think Tom is right. 1611 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,930 He was simply complaining. 1612 01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:23,432 You're embarking on a brand new adventure. 1613 01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:25,201 The next chapter. 1614 01:03:25,233 --> 01:03:26,902 She's not the only one. 1615 01:03:26,934 --> 01:03:28,403 Oh right, excuse me, Tom. 1616 01:03:28,436 --> 01:03:29,538 You too. 1617 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:30,739 But you too, Nat. 1618 01:03:30,771 --> 01:03:33,842 If the timing's right, this could be baby's first wedding. 1619 01:03:34,976 --> 01:03:36,110 About that. 1620 01:03:36,143 --> 01:03:37,346 Oh God, what? 1621 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:39,214 Oh, don't say it like that. 1622 01:03:40,548 --> 01:03:42,351 Well, what were you gonna say? 1623 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,589 Adler and I are calling it off. 1624 01:03:47,623 --> 01:03:48,858 What? 1625 01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:50,059 Oh my gosh, are you okay? 1626 01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:51,994 No, no, it's fine. 1627 01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:54,929 It's, yeah, I'm fine. 1628 01:03:54,963 --> 01:03:59,101 It's ah, yeah, we're both fine. 1629 01:04:00,235 --> 01:04:01,003 How'd it happen? 1630 01:04:01,036 --> 01:04:01,871 Tom! 1631 01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:05,140 How did it happen? 1632 01:04:05,172 --> 01:04:10,178 Well, it was very mature, actually. 1633 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:12,214 Extremely. 1634 01:04:12,246 --> 01:04:14,582 We had just had dinner at his dad and step-mom's house 1635 01:04:14,615 --> 01:04:15,516 for Thanksgiving. 1636 01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,052 And that went great, by the way. 1637 01:04:17,085 --> 01:04:18,987 They are very lovely people. 1638 01:04:20,121 --> 01:04:23,291 But we were, you know, done with dinner, 1639 01:04:23,324 --> 01:04:25,660 on the way to the airport, and we were stuck 1640 01:04:25,693 --> 01:04:28,130 in this crappy rental car, you know, 1641 01:04:28,163 --> 01:04:31,333 crawling our way towards O'Hare. 1642 01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:34,936 And I picked this moment for some reason, 1643 01:04:34,969 --> 01:04:38,072 in horrible traffic, to turn to him and say, 1644 01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:41,310 this is never gonna work, you know? 1645 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,648 He was so weird and quiet after I said it. 1646 01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:47,081 Maybe because of the shock 1647 01:04:47,114 --> 01:04:49,184 or maybe because he agreed with me. 1648 01:04:50,552 --> 01:04:55,157 So I just rambled on about how we were really great friends, 1649 01:04:56,057 --> 01:04:58,193 but that we were never in love. 1650 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:04,232 And we really enjoyed each other's company, 1651 01:05:04,266 --> 01:05:07,503 but it wasn't electric or something. 1652 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:17,679 And of course an accident is ahead. 1653 01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:22,351 So we are stuck in this bumper to bumper traffic, 1654 01:05:22,384 --> 01:05:26,389 followed by an airplane ride to LA. 1655 01:05:29,224 --> 01:05:32,227 Definitely should have waited till after you landed. 1656 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:35,064 And then we, we talked about, you know, 1657 01:05:37,331 --> 01:05:39,500 what to do, you know, how to figure it all out. 1658 01:05:39,534 --> 01:05:44,206 But funny thing is we're supposed to fly back 1659 01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:47,608 for Christmas Eve with my parents and his mom 1660 01:05:47,641 --> 01:05:49,277 and his two brothers. 1661 01:05:49,311 --> 01:05:50,679 And we haven't told them yet. 1662 01:05:50,711 --> 01:05:53,181 Nobody knows, and we're supposed to fly tomorrow. 1663 01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:57,318 And I just feel like my mom is gonna be really upset. 1664 01:05:57,351 --> 01:05:59,020 Now I have all of this tacky wedding shit 1665 01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,456 that I really don't need. 1666 01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:01,389 Oh honey. 1667 01:06:01,422 --> 01:06:02,590 That's what E-bay is for. 1668 01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:05,026 Not for monogram napkins. 1669 01:06:05,059 --> 01:06:06,195 No, Yeah. 1670 01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:07,463 That's gonna be tough to get rid of. 1671 01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:12,234 It's okay. 1672 01:06:18,672 --> 01:06:20,108 Oh, all right. 1673 01:06:20,141 --> 01:06:22,377 I found the last box of decorations. 1674 01:06:23,344 --> 01:06:25,680 Who wants to help me decorate? 1675 01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:27,482 Is this gonna hold this up? 1676 01:06:27,516 --> 01:06:28,384 Oh yeah. 1677 01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,754 This mantle was born to house some acorns. 1678 01:06:33,121 --> 01:06:35,057 Those are pine cones, Tom. 1679 01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:35,724 Huh? 1680 01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:36,625 Pine cones. 1681 01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:39,260 You need to center it first. 1682 01:06:39,293 --> 01:06:41,362 Don't pull the tape until you have a centered 1683 01:06:41,396 --> 01:06:42,364 and know where you want it. 1684 01:06:42,396 --> 01:06:43,231 Okay, tape's ready to go. 1685 01:06:43,264 --> 01:06:44,766 One step, two step. 1686 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,336 A little high, Natalie, a little lower on your side. 1687 01:06:47,369 --> 01:06:48,269 That's what I was thinking. 1688 01:06:48,302 --> 01:06:49,070 Where are you gonna tape it? 1689 01:06:49,103 --> 01:06:50,038 I don't know. 1690 01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:51,340 Wherever you tell us. 1691 01:06:51,373 --> 01:06:52,374 That's good. 1692 01:06:52,407 --> 01:06:53,375 That's good. 1693 01:06:53,407 --> 01:06:54,242 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1694 01:06:54,275 --> 01:06:55,143 Great. 1695 01:06:59,581 --> 01:07:02,117 Tom, it's not here. 1696 01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:03,586 Did you finish the last of it? 1697 01:07:05,286 --> 01:07:06,788 Guilty. 1698 01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:07,756 Are you serious? 1699 01:07:07,789 --> 01:07:09,625 It's hot chocolate season. 1700 01:07:09,657 --> 01:07:10,525 I'll go get some. 1701 01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:12,661 No, you don't have to. 1702 01:07:12,693 --> 01:07:13,862 Are you kidding me? 1703 01:07:13,894 --> 01:07:17,365 I'm gonna go down to that store and I'm gonna track it down. 1704 01:07:17,398 --> 01:07:19,134 I'm gonna find your most very favorite brand 1705 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:23,172 and we are having hot chocolate whether you like it or not. 1706 01:07:23,204 --> 01:07:24,306 Thank you. 1707 01:07:24,338 --> 01:07:25,440 I think you're gonna like it. 1708 01:07:27,775 --> 01:07:29,210 Tom's lucky to have you. 1709 01:07:30,311 --> 01:07:32,147 Yeah, I'm pretty lucky to have him too. 1710 01:07:34,382 --> 01:07:36,318 Just crazy to think how it's all gonna change 1711 01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,186 in a matter of weeks. 1712 01:07:38,219 --> 01:07:39,221 Or less. 1713 01:07:39,253 --> 01:07:40,422 Could be early. 1714 01:07:40,454 --> 01:07:42,391 Please don't say that. 1715 01:07:42,423 --> 01:07:44,460 Seriously though, I mean, people always assume 1716 01:07:44,492 --> 01:07:47,161 that the first is late, but my college roommate, 1717 01:07:47,195 --> 01:07:48,564 she had her baby three weeks early. 1718 01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:50,599 Well, I'd rather not think about that. 1719 01:07:52,601 --> 01:07:54,836 But I do think that you should pack a to-go bag 1720 01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:56,170 or something, or whatever they call it. 1721 01:07:56,204 --> 01:07:57,840 Can you just stop? 1722 01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,441 It's like the second one you get pregnant, 1723 01:07:59,474 --> 01:08:01,610 that's all people want to talk to you about. 1724 01:08:06,882 --> 01:08:09,085 Adler's a stupid name, by the way. 1725 01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:12,688 It is. 1726 01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:14,857 - It is. - Total deal breaker. 1727 01:08:14,889 --> 01:08:16,591 You really dodged bullet on that one. 1728 01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:17,792 Thank you. 1729 01:08:17,826 --> 01:08:20,895 Yeah, if only that was the only flaw. 1730 01:08:20,929 --> 01:08:22,631 He was so boring. 1731 01:08:24,698 --> 01:08:26,234 Like milk toast. 1732 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:29,171 Like I Ken doll, but with less personality. 1733 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,510 What was I thinking? 1734 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,481 Ah, you want some more music? 1735 01:08:39,514 --> 01:08:40,349 Would that be nice? 1736 01:08:40,381 --> 01:08:41,483 Yeah, sure. 1737 01:08:45,854 --> 01:08:47,422 What you putting on? 1738 01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:49,125 Oh, wouldn't you like to know? 1739 01:08:54,395 --> 01:08:55,264 Okay, all right. 1740 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,603 Go Annie, go Annie. 1741 01:09:03,671 --> 01:09:05,439 Don't laugh at me! 1742 01:09:05,472 --> 01:09:06,774 I'm liking it. 1743 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:11,180 I don't know, this is my idea of a party these days. 1744 01:09:11,212 --> 01:09:12,280 I guess so. 1745 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,283 You sad you didn't have your party? 1746 01:09:16,650 --> 01:09:18,287 Yeah, sure. 1747 01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:20,322 But you know, we didn't know how I'd be feeling 1748 01:09:20,354 --> 01:09:21,789 or if the baby would come early. 1749 01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,759 So it didn't make sense this year. 1750 01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,161 It was the right choice. 1751 01:09:26,293 --> 01:09:27,729 You can still be bummed though. 1752 01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:30,798 The party's never gonna be the same. 1753 01:09:30,832 --> 01:09:33,402 Our lives aren't gonna be the same. 1754 01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:34,303 That is true. 1755 01:09:35,703 --> 01:09:36,637 Don't say that. 1756 01:09:36,671 --> 01:09:37,940 Well, it is true though. 1757 01:09:37,972 --> 01:09:40,341 I mean, you're starting a new chapter. 1758 01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:41,409 You should be excited. 1759 01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:42,677 But if I had known last year 1760 01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:45,213 was gonna be the last year we had the party. 1761 01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:47,382 Annie, I think you're being a little dramatic right now. 1762 01:09:47,414 --> 01:09:48,550 You don't get it. 1763 01:09:48,582 --> 01:09:50,351 You still have your life ahead of you. 1764 01:09:50,385 --> 01:09:51,686 But with every choice that I make, 1765 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,521 it's like I'm saying goodbye to the life I have. 1766 01:09:53,555 --> 01:09:54,957 And I really like my life. 1767 01:09:54,989 --> 01:09:56,958 Well then why don't you be a little more like me, 1768 01:09:56,992 --> 01:09:59,261 and avoid every choice that you could make? 1769 01:09:59,293 --> 01:10:00,229 I didn't mean... 1770 01:10:00,261 --> 01:10:01,896 You have it all, and here you are complaining 1771 01:10:01,930 --> 01:10:04,298 about checking off your next life achievement? 1772 01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:05,367 That's not what I was saying. 1773 01:10:05,399 --> 01:10:06,367 Then what are you saying? 1774 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,502 That you have a perfect life and a perfect baby? 1775 01:10:08,536 --> 01:10:09,904 Poor you. 1776 01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:11,907 It's just really hard when you see everyone around you 1777 01:10:11,939 --> 01:10:13,875 doing all the things that you want to do, 1778 01:10:13,908 --> 01:10:16,578 and you realize it might not ever be in the cards for you. 1779 01:10:16,610 --> 01:10:18,012 Natalie? 1780 01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:18,847 That's why I said yes to Adler in the first place, 1781 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,349 you know? 1782 01:10:20,381 --> 01:10:21,382 To go down the path and join the club. 1783 01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:22,583 Natalie? 1784 01:10:22,617 --> 01:10:23,985 There's no point in going down the path 1785 01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:25,887 just because you're afraid you have an expiration date. 1786 01:10:29,423 --> 01:10:30,725 Annie? 1787 01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:31,659 Annie! 1788 01:10:31,694 --> 01:10:32,995 I'm pretty sure that was a contraction. 1789 01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:34,329 What? 1790 01:10:34,362 --> 01:10:35,864 I am pretty sure that was a contraction. 1791 01:10:35,896 --> 01:10:37,265 What do I do? 1792 01:10:37,298 --> 01:10:37,932 You need to, you need to time it. 1793 01:10:37,966 --> 01:10:38,600 You need to get a timer. 1794 01:10:38,632 --> 01:10:39,934 Okay. 1795 01:10:39,967 --> 01:10:40,801 It's timing, it's timing. 1796 01:10:40,835 --> 01:10:42,704 It was an impulse buy! 1797 01:10:46,841 --> 01:10:48,043 Oh! 1798 01:10:48,076 --> 01:10:50,746 Yeah, the last one was about 10 minutes ago. 1799 01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:52,414 Okay. 1800 01:10:52,447 --> 01:10:53,882 Yeah, she's drinking water already. 1801 01:10:53,914 --> 01:10:55,516 So that's great. 1802 01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,820 Now do I need to call before we leave or can I just go? 1803 01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,021 Okay. 1804 01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:02,423 And do I personally need to bring extra clothes? 1805 01:11:02,457 --> 01:11:03,425 Of course not, okay. 1806 01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:04,659 Oh, okay, thank you. 1807 01:11:05,659 --> 01:11:06,494 Okay, what? 1808 01:11:06,528 --> 01:11:07,396 So do we go now? 1809 01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:08,596 We need to wait. 1810 01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:09,898 They need to be less than 10 minutes apart 1811 01:11:09,930 --> 01:11:10,798 for an hour straight. 1812 01:11:10,832 --> 01:11:12,768 An hour straight? 1813 01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:14,436 Oh my God. 1814 01:11:18,907 --> 01:11:20,676 I'm going to take a bath. 1815 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:21,542 Great idea. 1816 01:11:21,576 --> 01:11:22,511 Do you need me? 1817 01:11:22,543 --> 01:11:23,679 You've already done enough. 1818 01:11:26,814 --> 01:11:27,915 Never have children. 1819 01:11:29,650 --> 01:11:30,519 Right. 1820 01:11:38,426 --> 01:11:39,895 Who's ready for hot chocolate? 1821 01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:52,007 Do you need to talk about the Adler stuff? 1822 01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:53,074 No. 1823 01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:54,777 Annie exhausted that topic. 1824 01:11:56,144 --> 01:11:58,780 Because if you wanted to talk about it, I'm here. 1825 01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:10,859 Is Annie okay? 1826 01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:13,595 Aside from the human trying to claw its way out of her? 1827 01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:15,864 You know what I mean. 1828 01:12:18,032 --> 01:12:20,536 She doesn't like the thing she can't control. 1829 01:12:24,572 --> 01:12:27,775 I ordered myself a Nintendo Switch last night. 1830 01:12:27,809 --> 01:12:28,711 Oh. 1831 01:12:29,877 --> 01:12:32,012 I'm supposed to be an adult now, 1832 01:12:32,046 --> 01:12:37,052 but it feels like the closer we get, the more I revert. 1833 01:12:40,988 --> 01:12:43,424 You don't have to say anything. 1834 01:12:43,457 --> 01:12:45,027 I think I just needed to tell somebody. 1835 01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:50,966 I peeked into the nursery on my way to the bathroom. 1836 01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:54,002 It's perfect. 1837 01:12:54,034 --> 01:12:55,470 You think so? 1838 01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:56,371 Mm-hm. 1839 01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:01,009 Logan came over last week to help assemble the crib. 1840 01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:02,010 There are a lot of pieces. 1841 01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:02,978 They're confusing. 1842 01:13:03,978 --> 01:13:05,579 How is he? 1843 01:13:05,613 --> 01:13:06,481 Logan? 1844 01:13:07,582 --> 01:13:09,885 Good, yeah. 1845 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:11,052 Feel a lot better. 1846 01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:13,989 Doing some traveling with work, going to some cool places. 1847 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,159 Sort of seeing someone. 1848 01:13:20,795 --> 01:13:22,530 Wow, good for him. 1849 01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:24,533 Yeah. 1850 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:27,802 Have you met her? 1851 01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:29,570 Yeah, actually. 1852 01:13:29,604 --> 01:13:31,606 She hosted a game night back in October. 1853 01:13:34,676 --> 01:13:35,577 That I won. 1854 01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:37,946 Wow. 1855 01:13:37,979 --> 01:13:39,481 That's really cool for him. 1856 01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:44,786 Is that Doug? 1857 01:13:44,819 --> 01:13:46,188 Doug is getting married? 1858 01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:47,054 Yeah. 1859 01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:48,122 You remember Katrina? 1860 01:13:50,024 --> 01:13:51,059 Wow. 1861 01:13:51,091 --> 01:13:52,427 Isn't that great? 1862 01:13:54,695 --> 01:13:57,198 What, I can mean it and still feel sorry for myself. 1863 01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:58,934 Okay. 1864 01:14:00,969 --> 01:14:02,570 That's just the case. 1865 01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:10,211 These really don't show how long this all takes, do they? 1866 01:14:10,244 --> 01:14:11,546 You're telling me. 1867 01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:18,653 Don't you dare take a picture of me in this state. 1868 01:14:18,685 --> 01:14:19,653 It's Clarkmas. 1869 01:14:19,686 --> 01:14:21,155 This is not Clarkmas. 1870 01:14:21,189 --> 01:14:22,990 Oh, who says that it isn't? 1871 01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:25,527 Tom, lean in. 1872 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,261 She's only getting half your head. 1873 01:14:26,293 --> 01:14:27,128 Yeah. 1874 01:14:28,128 --> 01:14:29,597 Oh! 1875 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,699 Say cheese. 1876 01:14:30,731 --> 01:14:31,832 Cheese. 1877 01:14:33,935 --> 01:14:34,803 Oh. 1878 01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:36,738 Can I see? 1879 01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:38,474 - Big, happy family. - Ah. 1880 01:14:41,109 --> 01:14:42,277 Annie do... 1881 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,778 That's the worst picture of me in the history of photos. 1882 01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:45,112 That is not true. 1883 01:14:45,145 --> 01:14:46,514 Let's do another one. 1884 01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:47,181 Say baby. 1885 01:14:47,215 --> 01:14:48,083 Baby. 1886 01:15:01,128 --> 01:15:02,863 Tom, what was that? 1887 01:15:02,896 --> 01:15:05,567 Nothing, it's all good. 1888 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,302 It didn't sound like nothing. 1889 01:15:07,335 --> 01:15:08,837 Broken glass never really hurt anyone. 1890 01:15:08,869 --> 01:15:10,639 I won't fall for that old trick. 1891 01:15:13,341 --> 01:15:14,943 Oh, you woke her up. 1892 01:15:14,975 --> 01:15:17,612 Yeah, that definitely wasn't you calling to me 1893 01:15:17,645 --> 01:15:18,647 from the other room? 1894 01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:23,018 Do you wanna get her or should I? 1895 01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:24,619 I'm on it. 1896 01:15:24,652 --> 01:15:26,922 Oh, I have a stockpile of bottles in the fridge. 1897 01:15:26,954 --> 01:15:29,291 I pumped extra so I can have a drink tonight. 1898 01:15:29,323 --> 01:15:31,759 Oh, cheers to you. 1899 01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:34,930 I'll get it. 1900 01:15:36,264 --> 01:15:37,766 Oh, we made it. 1901 01:15:37,798 --> 01:15:40,769 I didn't think Hudson was gonna cooperate. 1902 01:15:42,604 --> 01:15:43,271 Follow him. 1903 01:15:45,372 --> 01:15:47,841 It is a wonder we ever got out of the house. 1904 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,610 Don't ever have a second child. 1905 01:16:15,369 --> 01:16:17,338 Hello Miss Eloise! 1906 01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:18,240 Merry Christmas. 1907 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,943 I thought I'd be the first one here, it's tradition. 1908 01:16:21,975 --> 01:16:23,978 We started early for the family crowd. 1909 01:16:24,912 --> 01:16:25,814 Are you enjoying the party? 1910 01:16:25,846 --> 01:16:26,880 Can you say hi? 1911 01:16:26,913 --> 01:16:27,782 - Hi. - Hi! 1912 01:16:28,983 --> 01:16:30,217 I'm so glad you came. 1913 01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:31,886 Why wouldn't I? 1914 01:16:31,918 --> 01:16:34,622 It's just nice to see someone without a diaper bag. 1915 01:16:34,655 --> 01:16:35,990 No diapers here. 1916 01:16:37,190 --> 01:16:38,158 You want to hold that clicker? 1917 01:16:38,192 --> 01:16:39,360 Oh my. 1918 01:16:39,394 --> 01:16:41,096 You think you can push the button? 1919 01:16:42,829 --> 01:16:43,664 Can you take the picture? 1920 01:16:43,698 --> 01:16:44,365 Okay, let's try it. 1921 01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:45,767 Woo! 1922 01:16:47,734 --> 01:16:49,304 Good job! 1923 01:16:49,337 --> 01:16:51,806 Tom Decided to set up drinks out back this year. 1924 01:16:51,838 --> 01:16:53,841 So grab yourself a drink and I'll be right back. 1925 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,777 I'm just gonna help him put down Eloise. 1926 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:02,783 These are amazing. 1927 01:17:02,817 --> 01:17:03,784 Oh, thank you. 1928 01:17:03,818 --> 01:17:04,719 Thank you. 1929 01:17:04,752 --> 01:17:05,787 My son, my son got them for me. 1930 01:17:05,819 --> 01:17:06,987 Hudson? 1931 01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:08,088 Hudson, yeah, he's a sweetheart. 1932 01:17:08,122 --> 01:17:10,225 But aggressive sometimes. 1933 01:17:10,257 --> 01:17:13,394 But what I'm saying is that aggression isn't innately bad. 1934 01:17:13,427 --> 01:17:15,162 My mother-in-law keeps undoing 1935 01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:16,797 everything we've been working on 1936 01:17:16,831 --> 01:17:19,668 and she's staying three weeks this Christmas. 1937 01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:20,668 Oh my God. 1938 01:17:20,702 --> 01:17:22,237 Yay for me. 1939 01:17:23,404 --> 01:17:25,840 I don't think we've met yet, I'm Natalie. 1940 01:17:25,872 --> 01:17:26,974 Annie's cousin. 1941 01:17:27,007 --> 01:17:27,841 Oh, that's so sweet of you to come. 1942 01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:29,344 Great outfit. 1943 01:17:29,377 --> 01:17:30,245 Thanks. 1944 01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:32,780 And what do you do? 1945 01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:34,815 I'm a psychologist. 1946 01:17:34,849 --> 01:17:36,885 Wow, that's so neat. 1947 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:37,851 Thanks. 1948 01:17:37,885 --> 01:17:38,853 Yeah, I really like it. 1949 01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:41,823 I wasn't sure I'd find my place in the field, 1950 01:17:41,855 --> 01:17:43,757 but I'm very happy. 1951 01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,894 You must have your life together. 1952 01:17:45,926 --> 01:17:47,194 No. 1953 01:17:47,228 --> 01:17:48,195 Everybody knows that therapists 1954 01:17:48,229 --> 01:17:50,231 are the worst at relationships. 1955 01:17:53,234 --> 01:17:54,169 What do you do? 1956 01:17:54,202 --> 01:17:55,302 I'm a divorce attorney. 1957 01:18:00,173 --> 01:18:01,876 That seems aggressive. 1958 01:18:01,908 --> 01:18:03,310 I'm not playing! 1959 01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:05,147 Hello, hello! 1960 01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:08,215 Hot Mama! 1961 01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:09,384 Nina, you made it! 1962 01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:14,456 And I brought my best sellers, the holiday macaroon trio, 1963 01:18:14,488 --> 01:18:17,125 gingerbread, peppermint, spiced eggnog. 1964 01:18:17,158 --> 01:18:17,993 Oh! 1965 01:18:19,159 --> 01:18:21,229 Is it gauche if I put out business cards next to them? 1966 01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:22,262 Oh my God, I love it. 1967 01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:23,865 Let me see. 1968 01:18:23,898 --> 01:18:27,402 Oh, my mom friends are gonna flip when they see these. 1969 01:18:27,435 --> 01:18:29,237 You were going to be doing every child's birthday party 1970 01:18:29,270 --> 01:18:30,371 for the next 18 years. 1971 01:18:30,404 --> 01:18:31,339 Cha-ching, cha-ching. 1972 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,442 Yeah, that's the spirit. 1973 01:18:34,841 --> 01:18:37,077 We're leaving tomorrow for New York. 1974 01:18:37,110 --> 01:18:42,117 Red eye is the only way to get Hudson across the country. 1975 01:18:43,283 --> 01:18:44,853 We've avoided any flights so far. 1976 01:18:44,886 --> 01:18:46,521 I made everyone come to us. 1977 01:18:46,554 --> 01:18:48,856 Yeah, but that won't last forever, man. 1978 01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,392 Knock knock, the party can start now. 1979 01:18:51,425 --> 01:18:52,360 Hey! 1980 01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:53,895 Hey! 1981 01:18:53,927 --> 01:18:56,363 I still miss just walking across the hallway 1982 01:18:56,396 --> 01:18:58,932 to get to your party. 1983 01:18:58,966 --> 01:19:00,135 At least you don't have to worry 1984 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:01,869 about us burning your place down with ours. 1985 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:04,372 Where's the baby? 1986 01:19:04,404 --> 01:19:06,006 I'm really good with kids. 1987 01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:07,307 We actually just put her down, 1988 01:19:07,341 --> 01:19:09,978 but I am sure she'll be up again soon. 1989 01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,146 Hey, is that your car 1990 01:19:11,179 --> 01:19:12,780 with the Baby on Board sticker on it? 1991 01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:13,847 No, we're the Prius. 1992 01:19:13,881 --> 01:19:15,250 Oh good, good. 1993 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:17,018 Because I really resent those Baby on Board cars. 1994 01:19:17,051 --> 01:19:18,419 I just don't get it, you know? 1995 01:19:18,452 --> 01:19:19,921 It's like, what are they trying to say? 1996 01:19:19,953 --> 01:19:22,322 Like don't hit my car because I have a kid? 1997 01:19:22,355 --> 01:19:24,458 All right, I won't do it. 1998 01:19:24,492 --> 01:19:26,394 They suddenly want me to be a good driver 1999 01:19:26,426 --> 01:19:29,329 to avoid hitting this stranger's brat. 2000 01:19:29,363 --> 01:19:31,365 Or they're just bragging about having a kid, 2001 01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:32,534 which is not really impressive. 2002 01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:33,467 A lot of people have kids. 2003 01:19:33,501 --> 01:19:34,569 Rats have kids. 2004 01:19:34,601 --> 01:19:36,069 Rats have a lot of kids. 2005 01:19:36,103 --> 01:19:37,270 There's just the kids all over the place. 2006 01:19:37,304 --> 01:19:39,807 They could be having kids right under this floor right now. 2007 01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:41,309 Anyone could have a kid, right? 2008 01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:50,318 It's my car actually. 2009 01:19:54,421 --> 01:19:55,255 Cool. 2010 01:19:55,288 --> 01:19:56,190 That's cool. 2011 01:19:56,224 --> 01:19:57,292 No, it's real cool. 2012 01:19:57,324 --> 01:19:58,425 I like a good Honda. 2013 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,229 That's a good sturdy, sturdy vehicle. 2014 01:20:02,262 --> 01:20:05,199 Good reliable, reliable car. 2015 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,135 This is Mike. 2016 01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:08,268 Mike. 2017 01:20:08,301 --> 01:20:09,136 Cliff. 2018 01:20:09,170 --> 01:20:10,438 Cliff. 2019 01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:11,305 Rats? 2020 01:20:11,338 --> 01:20:12,207 Yeah. 2021 01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:16,144 Babe, just because your parents are visiting 2022 01:20:16,176 --> 01:20:18,045 doesn't mean I have to be on good behavior. 2023 01:20:18,078 --> 01:20:19,447 They're sleeping in the living room, 2024 01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:21,181 you can't play video games while they're in there. 2025 01:20:21,215 --> 01:20:22,050 I am very quiet. 2026 01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:23,917 Not when you lose. 2027 01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:26,020 I'm gonna get the door. 2028 01:20:26,052 --> 01:20:28,323 First of all, I rarely lose. 2029 01:20:28,355 --> 01:20:31,125 Second of all, I wear a headset. 2030 01:20:31,158 --> 01:20:34,128 You know how I know you lost three campaigns last night? 2031 01:20:34,161 --> 01:20:37,298 I heard you lose three campaigns last night. 2032 01:20:39,332 --> 01:20:40,301 Oh, hello. 2033 01:20:41,502 --> 01:20:46,240 Hey, it's nice to see you. 2034 01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:51,579 Come on in. 2035 01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:55,048 Just fill it with sugar water, the hummingbirds love that. 2036 01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:57,619 Oh, I just did that actually. 2037 01:20:57,652 --> 01:20:58,485 Hey buddy. 2038 01:20:59,386 --> 01:21:00,221 Hey! 2039 01:21:03,690 --> 01:21:04,524 How you doing? 2040 01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:05,393 Been a while. 2041 01:21:05,426 --> 01:21:06,261 Good to see you. 2042 01:21:06,293 --> 01:21:07,427 You too. 2043 01:21:07,461 --> 01:21:08,630 Why don't I take this into the kitchen? 2044 01:21:08,662 --> 01:21:09,530 As long as I get the credit for it. 2045 01:21:11,532 --> 01:21:12,967 That sweater's ridiculous. 2046 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,967 You know that, right? 2047 01:21:14,001 --> 01:21:14,936 You don't like this sweater? 2048 01:21:14,969 --> 01:21:15,569 I didn't say didn't like it, 2049 01:21:15,603 --> 01:21:16,404 I said it's ridiculous. 2050 01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:19,640 Another bottle to add to the stash. 2051 01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:20,608 Ooh. 2052 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,109 It's from Logan, actually. 2053 01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:23,377 This one's fancy. 2054 01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:24,345 I know. 2055 01:21:24,377 --> 01:21:25,947 The party is a huge success. 2056 01:21:25,979 --> 01:21:27,314 You think so? 2057 01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:29,182 My catty mommy and me friends left a little early. 2058 01:21:29,216 --> 01:21:30,351 But that's because their kid 2059 01:21:30,384 --> 01:21:32,252 almost gave that other kid a concussion. 2060 01:21:32,286 --> 01:21:34,521 Hudson, he's a maniac. 2061 01:21:34,555 --> 01:21:36,124 They have another shot with the sister, 2062 01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,292 so far she seems sweet. 2063 01:21:37,324 --> 01:21:39,159 I don't know, that's debatable. 2064 01:21:39,193 --> 01:21:40,662 Yeah. 2065 01:21:40,694 --> 01:21:42,996 But it's good that you had the party. 2066 01:21:43,029 --> 01:21:44,465 Well, why wouldn't I? 2067 01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:47,134 I just thought you might not want it now. 2068 01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:48,670 Well, things may be different, 2069 01:21:48,703 --> 01:21:50,672 but some things never change. 2070 01:21:50,704 --> 01:21:52,573 I hope it hasn't been too boring for you. 2071 01:21:52,605 --> 01:21:55,175 No, I've never been more excited to see Cliff, 2072 01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:57,045 but watching him offend your new friends, 2073 01:21:57,078 --> 01:21:59,314 it's like a sport in itself, really. 2074 01:21:59,346 --> 01:22:02,516 Oh, could you grab Tom to do the chestnuts with me? 2075 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,118 It's his project this year. 2076 01:22:04,150 --> 01:22:06,621 We are roasting chestnuts for the party. 2077 01:22:06,654 --> 01:22:08,089 Nice. 2078 01:22:08,122 --> 01:22:10,158 I got a special pan. 2079 01:22:10,190 --> 01:22:11,259 That's a cool pan. 2080 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:12,126 It is. 2081 01:22:12,158 --> 01:22:13,293 I'll get Tom. 2082 01:22:13,327 --> 01:22:14,195 - Ready? - Mm-hm. 2083 01:22:14,228 --> 01:22:15,096 Go. 2084 01:22:19,699 --> 01:22:20,568 Perfect. 2085 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,136 That was great. 2086 01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:27,509 You know, mistletoe is parasitic. 2087 01:22:30,511 --> 01:22:33,181 Well, would you look at that, some you and me time 2088 01:22:33,213 --> 01:22:34,315 at one of our parties. 2089 01:22:39,552 --> 01:22:41,555 Well about about that. 2090 01:22:43,757 --> 01:22:45,460 People could walk in, you know. 2091 01:22:45,493 --> 01:22:47,228 Then let them walk in and watch. 2092 01:22:52,565 --> 01:22:54,001 What was that? 2093 01:22:55,770 --> 01:22:57,338 We were supposed to cut them first! 2094 01:22:57,371 --> 01:22:58,206 Oh! 2095 01:22:58,238 --> 01:22:59,206 Oh, you're right. 2096 01:22:59,239 --> 01:23:00,640 Okay, grab a, grab a shield. 2097 01:23:00,673 --> 01:23:01,509 Protect yourself. 2098 01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:04,078 They're coming down hard. 2099 01:23:04,110 --> 01:23:04,746 Stay alive. 2100 01:23:04,779 --> 01:23:06,180 Oh gosh. 2101 01:23:06,212 --> 01:23:07,648 Watch your face, I'm going in. 2102 01:23:14,822 --> 01:23:16,591 You look pretty lonely out here. 2103 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:20,061 Is that your diagnosis, doctor? 2104 01:23:20,094 --> 01:23:22,130 Yes, I will have my secretary bill you. 2105 01:23:24,798 --> 01:23:25,800 How's the party? 2106 01:23:27,534 --> 01:23:29,636 There's only so many conversations you can have 2107 01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:33,541 about daycare and sleep training, but c'est la vie. 2108 01:23:33,573 --> 01:23:34,442 La vie. 2109 01:23:35,609 --> 01:23:38,379 So what's your news? 2110 01:23:38,412 --> 01:23:40,148 What's new in the world of Logan? 2111 01:23:41,548 --> 01:23:43,117 I bought a condo in the fall. 2112 01:23:43,149 --> 01:23:46,620 Wow, congratulations! 2113 01:23:46,654 --> 01:23:49,257 That's, that's adulting! 2114 01:23:49,289 --> 01:23:51,391 My dad helped me with the down payment. 2115 01:23:51,425 --> 01:23:52,659 Still amazing. 2116 01:23:53,726 --> 01:23:54,595 And you? 2117 01:23:55,796 --> 01:23:58,166 Ugh, so I have to try and impress you now? 2118 01:23:58,198 --> 01:23:59,433 It's just conversation. 2119 01:24:00,734 --> 01:24:04,439 Well, if you've read my family Christmas card, 2120 01:24:04,471 --> 01:24:07,541 you'd know that I took up piano, 2121 01:24:07,574 --> 01:24:11,378 traveled to Spain and joined a mid-sized practice 2122 01:24:11,412 --> 01:24:15,249 taking care of at-risk children and teens. 2123 01:24:15,282 --> 01:24:17,385 They're not really at risk per se, 2124 01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:19,420 but my mom wanted it to sound important. 2125 01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,322 I need to get on this Christmas card list. 2126 01:24:22,355 --> 01:24:23,824 Some years she writes a poem. 2127 01:24:25,592 --> 01:24:27,194 She retired three years ago. 2128 01:24:31,431 --> 01:24:35,469 Hey, I'm sorry things didn't work out with Adler. 2129 01:24:35,502 --> 01:24:36,636 You remember his name. 2130 01:24:36,670 --> 01:24:37,838 It's good you two broke up though. 2131 01:24:37,872 --> 01:24:39,207 Now listen, hear me out. 2132 01:24:39,239 --> 01:24:42,143 You two are both so good-looking 2133 01:24:42,176 --> 01:24:44,645 that your children would come out abnormally good looking, 2134 01:24:44,677 --> 01:24:47,247 like so symmetrical that it's weird. 2135 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,583 What? 2136 01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:50,618 Here's that laugh. 2137 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:56,124 Would it be rude for me to ask what happened with you two? 2138 01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:57,625 Yes, incredibly. 2139 01:25:00,426 --> 01:25:04,498 You know when a ship steers too far to one side, 2140 01:25:04,532 --> 01:25:07,601 and then it overcompensates in the other direction? 2141 01:25:07,635 --> 01:25:10,872 I guess I was so critical of everyone that I had been dating 2142 01:25:10,904 --> 01:25:15,109 that I completely ignored the red flags with Adler. 2143 01:25:16,510 --> 01:25:18,613 And eventually I woke up and realized 2144 01:25:18,645 --> 01:25:20,380 that I was never in love with him. 2145 01:25:22,216 --> 01:25:24,552 I'm glad you realized how critical you were of me. 2146 01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:32,427 I did want to say I'm sorry. 2147 01:25:35,261 --> 01:25:37,431 I was a real dick and I messed things up. 2148 01:25:38,532 --> 01:25:40,467 Which dick thing are you referring to? 2149 01:25:45,471 --> 01:25:50,478 I really liked you and it terrified me. 2150 01:25:52,412 --> 01:25:55,382 And then when all the stuff started happening with my mom, 2151 01:25:56,850 --> 01:25:59,887 she got sick and I just, I closed off. 2152 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:00,855 I just disappeared. 2153 01:26:00,887 --> 01:26:02,923 And everything started to snowball and I just, 2154 01:26:02,957 --> 01:26:04,859 I shut everyone out. 2155 01:26:04,891 --> 01:26:06,626 And by the time she passed, I just felt 2156 01:26:06,659 --> 01:26:09,630 like too much time had gone by for me to call you. 2157 01:26:10,965 --> 01:26:12,466 I know it sounds stupid, 2158 01:26:12,498 --> 01:26:14,902 but I thought maybe I could explain everything 2159 01:26:14,935 --> 01:26:19,941 at their party, but then I showed up and you were engaged. 2160 01:26:26,913 --> 01:26:31,219 And I just felt like I, if I told you everything, 2161 01:26:34,555 --> 01:26:36,224 I didn't want to ruin your engagement. 2162 01:26:37,490 --> 01:26:38,826 Okay, maybe I did, a little. 2163 01:26:43,896 --> 01:26:48,536 Look, I said, I liked you in the past tense, 2164 01:26:48,569 --> 01:26:51,239 but the truth is I still like you. 2165 01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:55,843 Does it help at all if I say 2166 01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:57,712 that I've been meaning to call you? 2167 01:27:01,881 --> 01:27:04,751 Come on, you can't just be silent. 2168 01:27:08,822 --> 01:27:10,725 We're getting ready for the photo booth, 2169 01:27:10,757 --> 01:27:11,759 get in here. 2170 01:27:13,426 --> 01:27:15,362 We better get inside. 2171 01:27:16,796 --> 01:27:19,000 Did you hear anything I just said? 2172 01:27:19,033 --> 01:27:19,901 I did. 2173 01:27:21,335 --> 01:27:22,869 and I, I appreciate it. 2174 01:27:26,372 --> 01:27:30,244 But Logan, I just, I can't. 2175 01:27:34,847 --> 01:27:36,384 We already gave it a chance. 2176 01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:38,452 I'm really sorry. 2177 01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:52,432 So we're all in it together. 2178 01:27:52,466 --> 01:27:56,537 Squeeze uncomfortably close. 2179 01:27:56,569 --> 01:27:58,038 Okay. 2180 01:27:58,072 --> 01:28:00,608 One, two, three. 2181 01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:01,942 Clarkmas! 2182 01:28:03,377 --> 01:28:04,512 Yay! 2183 01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:05,645 Hey, thank you everybody. 2184 01:28:05,679 --> 01:28:06,614 Thank you. 2185 01:28:06,646 --> 01:28:07,814 You can go back to the party. 2186 01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:09,050 Thank you for doing your duty. 2187 01:28:09,082 --> 01:28:12,019 Drinks, food, we still have food. 2188 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:18,692 So I saw you guys outside chatting. 2189 01:28:18,725 --> 01:28:19,661 How'd that go? 2190 01:28:21,095 --> 01:28:22,596 It was nice, man. 2191 01:28:22,628 --> 01:28:24,931 It was, you know, obviously haven't talked to her 2192 01:28:24,965 --> 01:28:27,868 for a long time, so it was good to catch up. 2193 01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:28,769 Great. 2194 01:28:29,936 --> 01:28:30,971 It's not happening. 2195 01:28:33,106 --> 01:28:35,909 I put it all out there, man, but it's, it's too late. 2196 01:28:37,711 --> 01:28:38,613 I missed my shot. 2197 01:28:40,012 --> 01:28:43,050 You know, Annie and I are doing a little low key thing 2198 01:28:43,082 --> 01:28:45,552 for new year's, you should come over for it. 2199 01:28:45,586 --> 01:28:49,657 Nah, I got, I got some friends invited me to a party. 2200 01:28:50,757 --> 01:28:53,094 I think they're trying to set me up. 2201 01:28:53,127 --> 01:28:57,131 Ah-ha, okay, that's great. 2202 01:28:57,163 --> 01:28:58,099 Be open to that. 2203 01:28:58,131 --> 01:28:59,366 You never know. 2204 01:29:00,434 --> 01:29:02,003 Yeah, totally. 2205 01:29:15,047 --> 01:29:16,617 Destroy that one please. 2206 01:29:17,751 --> 01:29:18,985 It's the best one. 2207 01:29:20,154 --> 01:29:22,990 I'm really glad it worked out. 2208 01:29:23,023 --> 01:29:23,958 Yah, me too. 2209 01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:25,693 It's a great turnout this year. 2210 01:29:27,161 --> 01:29:28,029 I mean, us. 2211 01:29:29,796 --> 01:29:31,731 You're being weird. 2212 01:29:31,765 --> 01:29:35,136 No, you know what I mean, I just. 2213 01:29:35,168 --> 01:29:36,069 We were lucky. 2214 01:29:38,037 --> 01:29:39,639 Like it's not always that easy. 2215 01:29:44,444 --> 01:29:46,413 It is not always that easy. 2216 01:29:46,447 --> 01:29:47,114 No. 2217 01:29:48,481 --> 01:29:49,483 I think it's your turn. 2218 01:29:49,515 --> 01:29:50,683 Mm-hm. 2219 01:29:50,716 --> 01:29:51,551 I think it is. 2220 01:29:51,585 --> 01:29:52,552 Mm-hm. 2221 01:29:52,586 --> 01:29:55,623 Yeah, I'm not keeping count, though, I'm not. 2222 01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,926 Eloise, sh, sh, sh, you're okay. 2223 01:30:47,207 --> 01:30:48,042 Hey! 2224 01:30:50,978 --> 01:30:54,014 Oh, wow. 2225 01:30:54,046 --> 01:30:54,881 You're going out. 2226 01:30:56,582 --> 01:30:57,518 Yeah. 2227 01:30:57,551 --> 01:30:59,187 Oh, yeah, of course. 2228 01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:02,121 How did you get my address? 2229 01:31:02,154 --> 01:31:03,190 Tom gave it to me. 2230 01:31:04,891 --> 01:31:06,961 You're perpetually late, so maybe a few minutes later 2231 01:31:06,993 --> 01:31:07,994 won't be a big deal. 2232 01:31:09,195 --> 01:31:11,164 Huh, your place is really clean. 2233 01:31:12,198 --> 01:31:13,733 Are we really doing this? 2234 01:31:13,766 --> 01:31:15,101 So I thought about what I was gonna say to you 2235 01:31:15,135 --> 01:31:16,570 and how I was gonna deliver it. 2236 01:31:16,603 --> 01:31:18,105 And well, I brought some props. 2237 01:31:18,137 --> 01:31:19,273 So can you please just sit down, 2238 01:31:19,305 --> 01:31:20,707 be quiet and be a good listener? 2239 01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:21,609 Okay? 2240 01:31:27,613 --> 01:31:28,482 Thank you. 2241 01:31:33,153 --> 01:31:35,256 So I was at home, gearing up for the ball drop 2242 01:31:35,288 --> 01:31:36,890 and I had this great night planned. 2243 01:31:36,923 --> 01:31:38,658 I was gonna stay home and had the nice, 2244 01:31:38,692 --> 01:31:41,595 relaxed new year's that I always wanted. 2245 01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:42,729 And you know what? 2246 01:31:42,762 --> 01:31:43,930 It was nice. 2247 01:31:43,963 --> 01:31:48,601 I ordered delivery and, oh shit, I ordered delivery. 2248 01:31:48,635 --> 01:31:52,139 Anyway, I was sitting there and I realize 2249 01:31:52,171 --> 01:31:56,743 that it's not exactly as I always wanted, 2250 01:31:56,777 --> 01:32:00,314 because really what I wanted was to be with you. 2251 01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,315 And I know it's cheesy and dumb, 2252 01:32:02,349 --> 01:32:06,686 but I thought I might still have a chance. 2253 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:11,726 So I don't know how to play Gin Rummy, but I Googled it, 2254 01:32:12,893 --> 01:32:14,161 and I saw that you just needed a deck of cards. 2255 01:32:16,063 --> 01:32:18,298 And I wasn't sure what brand your Nana liked, 2256 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:20,634 but this was on sale. 2257 01:32:20,667 --> 01:32:22,169 On sale was her brand. 2258 01:32:22,202 --> 01:32:23,771 Okay, shh. 2259 01:32:23,804 --> 01:32:25,172 I know you don't care about watching the ball drop, 2260 01:32:25,204 --> 01:32:26,273 but I do. 2261 01:32:26,305 --> 01:32:28,675 So I thought we could compromise with this doohickey. 2262 01:32:30,077 --> 01:32:32,079 Three, two, one, ah! 2263 01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:34,914 Happy New Year! 2264 01:32:34,948 --> 01:32:36,717 Whatever you want to do when the ball drops. 2265 01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:37,585 Can I talk now? 2266 01:32:37,618 --> 01:32:38,586 Not yet. 2267 01:32:39,953 --> 01:32:42,656 Look, I thought about what you said the other night 2268 01:32:42,689 --> 01:32:46,761 and you did make some mistakes, and I did too. 2269 01:32:47,694 --> 01:32:49,230 And that's okay. 2270 01:32:50,363 --> 01:32:52,899 And look, I still think I was right, 2271 01:32:52,932 --> 01:32:57,671 that we gave it a chance, but I want to be wrong. 2272 01:32:58,872 --> 01:33:01,208 And who knows if we're meant to be, 2273 01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:03,243 but I want to be. 2274 01:33:06,846 --> 01:33:08,983 It sounded so much better on drive over. 2275 01:33:13,987 --> 01:33:15,989 Okay, you may speak now. 2276 01:33:19,993 --> 01:33:22,896 Since when do you believe in meant to be? 2277 01:33:22,929 --> 01:33:24,599 I'm reconsidering my position. 2278 01:33:29,136 --> 01:33:31,872 You know, I'm supposed to this warehouse party. 2279 01:33:31,904 --> 01:33:32,840 I see what you're doing, 2280 01:33:32,872 --> 01:33:33,673 you're trying to make me squirm. 2281 01:33:33,707 --> 01:33:34,742 I think it's working. 2282 01:33:34,774 --> 01:33:36,210 Can you just kiss me already? 2283 01:33:37,911 --> 01:33:42,283 ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪ 2284 01:33:44,751 --> 01:33:46,720 Just one thing, you know 2285 01:33:46,752 --> 01:33:49,188 how you said you liked me the other night? 2286 01:33:49,221 --> 01:33:51,125 You really should have said love. 2287 01:33:51,158 --> 01:33:52,693 Could have avoided this whole wait 2288 01:33:52,725 --> 01:33:53,661 if you had just said love. 2289 01:33:53,694 --> 01:33:55,362 Yeah but, then you wouldn't be groveling. 2290 01:33:55,395 --> 01:33:56,864 I am not groveling. 2291 01:33:56,896 --> 01:33:57,730 Begging? 2292 01:33:57,764 --> 01:33:58,399 Romancing. 2293 01:33:58,431 --> 01:33:59,733 Pleading. 2294 01:33:59,765 --> 01:34:00,634 Soliloquy-ing. 2295 01:34:02,769 --> 01:34:06,239 I love you, Natalie. 2296 01:34:06,273 --> 01:34:08,742 Especially when you grovel. 2297 01:34:08,774 --> 01:34:13,780 ♪ We'll take a cup of kindness yet ♪ 2298 01:34:14,381 --> 01:34:17,184 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 2299 01:34:33,837 --> 01:34:38,837 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2300 01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:46,913 ♪ Another year gone by ♪ 2301 01:34:46,947 --> 01:34:51,952 ♪ Another Christmas time has come and gone ♪ 2302 01:34:56,021 --> 01:34:58,926 ♪ Another mistletoe ♪ 2303 01:34:58,958 --> 01:35:01,060 ♪ Another ho-ho-ho ♪ 2304 01:35:01,094 --> 01:35:06,100 ♪ Another Christmas song ♪ 2305 01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:10,069 ♪ Christmas time comes once a year ♪ 2306 01:35:10,103 --> 01:35:13,073 ♪ Filled with family, friends and cheer ♪ 2307 01:35:13,105 --> 01:35:18,112 ♪ To days gone by ♪ 2308 01:35:19,246 --> 01:35:21,414 ♪ So raise your glass and drink a toast ♪ 2309 01:35:21,448 --> 01:35:25,819 ♪ To the wish we wish the most ♪ 2310 01:35:25,851 --> 01:35:29,189 ♪ We'll be together here ♪ 2311 01:35:29,221 --> 01:35:33,094 ♪ At Christmas time next year ♪ 2312 01:35:55,282 --> 01:35:58,185 ♪ Another year gone by ♪ 2313 01:35:58,217 --> 01:36:01,020 ♪ Another Christmas time ♪ 2314 01:36:01,054 --> 01:36:06,025 ♪ Another mistletoe, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2315 01:36:07,159 --> 01:36:09,997 ♪ Another silent night ♪ 2316 01:36:10,029 --> 01:36:13,399 ♪ And all those pretty lights ♪ 2317 01:36:13,432 --> 01:36:16,837 ♪ Say we'll be together here ♪ 2318 01:36:16,869 --> 01:36:21,876 ♪ At Christmas time next year ♪ 2319 01:36:22,576 --> 01:36:26,078 ♪ At Christmas time next year ♪ 2320 01:36:26,112 --> 01:36:28,815 ♪ We'll be together here ♪ 2321 01:36:28,849 --> 01:36:31,851 ♪ At Christmas time next year ♪ 2322 01:36:31,885 --> 01:36:34,387 ♪ We'll be together here ♪ 2323 01:36:34,421 --> 01:36:37,291 ♪ At Christmas time next year ♪ 2324 01:36:37,323 --> 01:36:40,259 ♪ We'll be together here ♪ 2325 01:36:40,292 --> 01:36:46,166 ♪ At Christmas time next year ♪ 160253