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In the land of Sparta...
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when babies were born...
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the elders would
inspect them for defects.
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Ah. Are you my mama?
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'Cause I 'm ready to suckle a teat.
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If any imperfections were found...
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the baby was rejected.
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And if the baby...
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was Vietnamese...
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Brangelina had first dibs.
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Cute, huh?
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Behold Leonidas...
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Ah-ooh!
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...the perfect Spartan.
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From an early age...
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Leonidas was taught to fight.
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Come on, you little shit! Come on!
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You can't beat me.
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You're never gonna be
a Spartan, never.
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Take this, Granny!
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Aah...!
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He was tortured,
taught to show no pain.
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Tell me, Mr. Bond...
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what is the account number?
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Who the hell is Mr. Bond?
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I'm Leonidas.
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You're testing my patience,
Double-Oh.
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But I am not Double-
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Little Miss Sunshine!
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Oh, oh-
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- Here's a nice one. Oh-
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That's right. Yeah.
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No, no, no.
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Mr. Bond, I'd likeyou
to meet Captain Adorable.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
Who's a good boy?
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Leonidas was sent into the wild...
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to learn how to survive.
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He braved the elements...
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enduredstarvation.
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No mayo?
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This is bullshit!
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The beast stalks Leonidas...
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red eyes glowing
like the fires ofhell.
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Man, you've got happy feet.
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Whatyou laughin' at, asswipe?
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I'm about to shove
my happy foot upyour ass...
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- cracker.
- Nice penguin.
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Whereyou going, pussy?
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I'm 'bout to makeyou
my bitch, Leonidas.
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Lick my snowballs.
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Now eat my penguin asshole.
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That Taco Bell ain't sittin' right.
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Oh, it smells!
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Ha! Caughtyou with your mouth open.
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You dead, Leonidas.
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Say "Wassup?"
to Anna Nicole for me.
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Shit! I'm stuck!
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Oh, we got a penguin pinned down!
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Help! Help!
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Oh! My ass!
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My ass hurt! Oh!
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Whyyou wanna do me like that?
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Come on, man, I could hookyou up.
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We could work it out.
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I'll suckyour dick!
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And the boy
that was cast into the wild...
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returned a king!
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* Oh! *
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* Yeah, yeah *
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* Ak' sizzle *
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* The bomb *
- * Get down *
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* Baby, down,
I know you love the sound *
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* When we do what we do *
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* We getyou in the mood *
- * Ak'Sent's in the building *
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* Pick it up, pick it up *
- *Yeah *
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* I know you love the feel *
- * Come on *
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* Let's keep it on the real *
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*This... is like the bomb *
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* So fresh *
-Whoa!
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* The bomb, so dope *
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* The bomb, so def *
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* The bomb *
- Boobs.
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* So cool, the bomb, so fresh *
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* The bomb, so dope *
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* The bomb *
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Sign my rack?
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* So cool *
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And they're real, too.
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Yes!
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Marry me?
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What's that?
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The combination to my chastity belt.
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Oh-
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PEOPLE: Leonidas!
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Leonidas was stoked.
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He wed Margo,
and she bore him a fine son.
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And life in the land
of Sparta was good.
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Yes! Yes! Good!
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Thanks, Dad.
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Give me your hand.
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Remember, Son: A warrior...
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must learn to take a hit.
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Fight with your head;
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think with your heart.
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Huh?
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Give him the pile driver, honey.
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Pile driver?
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That's my boy.
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My queen.
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BOY: No!
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- Captain.
- No!
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I see Leonidas is molding
our future king of Sparta...
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to be a man.
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I remember when
my father used to beat me.
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Traditional rites of passage.
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No. My fatherwas an alcoholic.
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Ow!
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Aah!
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Xerxes' messenger awaits, my king.
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Greetings, Leonidas.
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Greetings, messenger.
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What the hell was that?
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What?
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You just kissed me!
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That is how men of Sparta
greet one another.
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High fives for the women...
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and open-mouth tongue
kisses for the men.
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Ooh.
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I get it.
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Get what?
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Uh... y-you have a...
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"free society" here.
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Yes. The freest.
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Uh, not that there's
anything wrong with that.
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I dig big black dudes.
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Yeah.
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Come, messenger, let us walk.
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The great Xerxes has
taken over the world...
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with his vast Persian army...
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and has set his sights
on his final conquest-
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Sparta.
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Let us talk
by the giant pit of death.
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Okay.
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Xerxes is a kind god-king...
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and offers these...
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peaceful alternatives to war.
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No blood will be shed...
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as long as you Spartan
men build his pyramids...
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yourwomen become his sex slaves...
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and your children...
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work at sweatshops...
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making Nikes.
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That sounds reasonable.
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CAPTAI N: I'm sureyou would...
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think so, Councilman Traitoro.
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Tell Xerxes...
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...to take his proposal...
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and shove it!
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What the hell?!
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What? He came on to me!
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I did not.
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Dawg, yourwife's a ho.
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This means war!
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Hey, hey, hey, it's cool, it's cool.
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Uh, we got San Francisco...
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and West Hollywood.
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We don't need Sparta.
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I'll just tell Xerxes
it's a "no go."
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Kick his ass in.
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This is madness!
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Madness?
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This is Sparta!
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Why did you do that?
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He was backing down.
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My lord, he will
tell Xerxes that Sparta...
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is not for them,
so, whateveryou do...
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don't kick him
into the pit of death.
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Stop kicking people
into the pit of death. Really!
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WOMAN:
* Oh, no *
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* Oh, yeah *
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* Uh-huh, yeah. *
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I don't know whyy'all...
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have to always get on
my back for everything.
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I'm a responsible adult.
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Look at me-
I'm booby-feeding my baby.
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Sometimes I like to
give him fried milk.
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I call 'em milk poppers.
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It's just like breast milk,
but it's fried.
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And you just pop 'em in your mouth.
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He loves 'em.
Don'tyou, baby!
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* Goo-goo, gah-gah *
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* Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah. *
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I'm a smart shopper.
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I got this entire outfit in
an alleyway from a Mexico woman.
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* Bargain *
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* Shopping *
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* Yeah. *
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Why doy'all think I'm messed up?
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Shit! Do I look crazytoyou?
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Oh...
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my God!
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Aw, damn, cuz!
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There goes my palimony!
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K-Fed ain't havin' it, yo.
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K-Fed, come back to me, please!
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Please? I'll letyou under my skirt.
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There goes K-Fed's cheddar, yo.
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* Oh, yeah! *
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* Ah-ah-ah, yeah! *
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* Ooh-ooh-ooh! *
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* Yeah! *
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* Yeah...! *
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* I'm not gay! *
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Leonidas.
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Ryan Seacrest?
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How did you feel about that kick?
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Let's see what the judges
have to say.
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- Randy?
- Yo, Leo, dawg, man...
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I, I wasn't really feelin' you
on that kick, dawg.
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I don't know what happened, man.
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It was just
all right for me, dawg.
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- I mean,just all right, dawg.
- Paula?
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Leonidas...
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you...
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move me.
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I don't-
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Simon?
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Leonidas...
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I thought the kick...
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was utterly... dreadful.
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Oh... Simon-
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In fact, I've seen better kicks...
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from a geriatric donkey.
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Oh-
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And I'm not talking
about you, Paula.
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I am sorry, King...
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butyourjourney ends here.
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Oh, go (bleep) yourselves!
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What arey...?
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Seacrest out!
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Excellent work, my king.
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It's time to consult
with the prophets.
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The ancientprophets were advisers to the king.
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Grotesque swine, their consult
came with a bribe.
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Oh. Oh, Oxy 10.
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Oh, Neutrogena.
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This has an SPF.
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Th-This is all-day protection.
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Look at this.
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Exfoliatorwith alpha hydroxy.
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This is good for you, Glenn.
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Rub it all over
your disgusting face.
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What need you, King Leonidas?
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Ancient prophets...
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I need your guidance.
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I'm assembling an army
of300 to go to warwith Persia.
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I'm going to take them in the rear.
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Here, here.
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And then I'm gonna reach around...
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...and I'm gonna take them again
from the front!
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What?!
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Why areyou sniggering?!
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Nothing.
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It's- no-nothing-
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What's so damn funny?!
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Look, it's all there for you to see!
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These are battle formations!
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Battle form-
273
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:19,135
That's what he calls them!
274
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,703
It looks like backstage
at an Elton John concert!
275
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:23,941
Cut it out!
This isn't funny!
276
00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,505
This is serious business!
277
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:28,812
No Spartan goes to war...
278
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:31,117
without first consulting...
279
00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,350
the oracle!
280
00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:55,903
The prophets chose only the most beautiful...
281
00:16:55,981 --> 00:17:01,044
of Spartan girls to be their oracle.
282
00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:04,816
Oh-
283
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,585
Ugly Betty?
284
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,058
She has a great personality.
285
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,690
Eww!
286
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:15,130
I look like Jabba the Hutt.
287
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,565
That is hot to me.
288
00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,912
Oh-
289
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,450
See-nah skah-nah...
290
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:43,790
Iabwana no-cho dame.
291
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:47,263
"Fo' shizel my nizzel."
292
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,771
"Save the cheerleader...
save the world."
293
00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:56,568
Actually, I'm, I'm not into Heroes.
294
00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,734
"Douche bag says what?"
295
00:17:58,810 --> 00:17:59,606
What?
296
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,907
"Chest waxer says what?"
297
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,882
What?
298
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,881
He walked into that one.
299
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,151
What, what are you saying to me?
I don't understand.
300
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:16,489
Go to war with Persia
and you will surely die.
301
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,156
You're screwed, dude.
302
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,383
What?!
303
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:55,066
He looks like a Ken doll!
304
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,099
It's cold!
305
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,090
Tommy Lee?
306
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,797
Shaq?
307
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:31,934
Borat?
308
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,571
Oakland Raiders?
309
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,877
Why is my king so restless?
310
00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:45,245
Can't sleep.
311
00:19:45,316 --> 00:19:49,184
It's this whole Battle
ofThermopylae thing.
312
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:53,156
Areyou still thinking about
what thatyoung oracle said?
313
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,490
There's only one woman whose
words you should listen to.
314
00:19:58,763 --> 00:19:59,821
Oprah.
315
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,195
Your wife?
316
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,359
Right, right.
317
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,630
How will I be tried...
318
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,296
in the court of public opinion?
319
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,337
Well, Harry Knowles
at "Ain't It Cool News"...
320
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:15,971
says this movie is just
a cheap rip-off of 300.
321
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,518
Even if the oracle
doesn't support you, I do.
322
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,888
And Sparta does.
323
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,984
This could be
our last night together.
324
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,654
You wanna do it?
325
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,631
Like we've never done it before.
326
00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:01,323
97... 98...
327
00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:03,860
99...
328
00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,486
...100!
329
00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:08,623
Beat my record.
330
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:15,898
Captain.
331
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,236
My king.
332
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,544
Have you assembled
my army who are ready...
333
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,485
to fight to the death
for the freedom of Sparta?
334
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:30,680
Yes, King.
335
00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:39,659
I wanted 300.
336
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,495
This seems like... less.
337
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,501
These were the only men
who met with your stringent...
338
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,503
specifications.
339
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,835
"Hunky with deep
Mediterranean tans...
340
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,306
"hot bods..."
341
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,275
and, uh...
342
00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:53,173
Yes?
343
00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:54,506
"...well endowed."
344
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,841
Haawoo! Haawoo!
345
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,040
Haawoo!
346
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,673
Ready to fight for you, my king!
347
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,718
Never give up!
Never surrender!
348
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:03,948
To infinity and beyond!
349
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,251
He has a lot of heart, my king.
350
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,987
And nice man boobs.
351
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,093
Indeed.
352
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,432
These men will do.
353
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,372
You are a fine captain, Captain.
354
00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:26,604
But a better friend...
there is none.
355
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,305
Thankyou.
356
00:22:40,558 --> 00:22:43,186
Thankyou.
357
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,489
Thankyou.
358
00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:45,620
Mm-hm.
359
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,629
Damn!
360
00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:50,901
He's got a huge package.
361
00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,504
I broughtyou some fudge.
Mom said thatyou like to pack it.
362
00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,305
She's a good woman.
363
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,471
Good-bye, Father.
364
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:03,909
Farewell, my son.
365
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,912
Introductions?
366
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,318
King Leonidas,
this is my son, Sonio.
367
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:11,912
My king.
368
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,424
Why is he not fighting?
369
00:23:14,492 --> 00:23:15,686
Well, he is not a warrior.
370
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,954
And he's my only son...
371
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:19,496
destined to carry on my name.
372
00:23:21,132 --> 00:23:22,690
What do you think?
373
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:24,860
Yummy.
374
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,927
Work it, sister.
375
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,098
I think he's fierce.
376
00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:32,066
* Come and give it 2 me *
377
00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:35,044
* You know you want my body,
need my body *
378
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,341
* Show me them goodies... *
379
00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:37,676
And if you don't like it...
380
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,274
you can kiss my fat ass!
381
00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:43,520
Ooh!
Oh!
382
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,520
* ...Watchin' your curves *
383
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:45,578
* Thinking of words, baby *
384
00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:46,624
* My vision is blurred... *
385
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,682
Congratulations, Sonio.
386
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,819
You're now on yourway
to becoming Sparta's...
387
00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:52,328
next top warrior!
388
00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:53,364
* ...right where my mind is *
389
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,092
* Gimme your goody
and your body *
390
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,394
* Uh! Come and give it 2 me *
391
00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:58,731
* You know you want my body,
need my body *
392
00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:00,430
* Show me them goodies *
393
00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:03,565
* You're gonna love my body,
touch my body... *
394
00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,336
Spartan!
395
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,552
My child...
396
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,884
I shall never forget you.
397
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,288
You are so small now...
398
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:23,691
but one dayyou will grow
to be big and strong...
399
00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:25,058
Iikeyour father.
400
00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:26,494
That's notyour son.
401
00:24:28,132 --> 00:24:29,997
You asshole.
402
00:24:37,308 --> 00:24:38,866
Take care ofyour mother.
403
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,005
Stay tough, Son.
404
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,888
Come backwith your shield...
405
00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:53,787
or on it.
406
00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:57,385
And ifl come back on it,
I wantyou to move on.
407
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,430
I would never.
408
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,590
Hell, ifyou died,
I'd play the field.
409
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,190
To be honest...
410
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:06,703
I've always wanted
to do a fat chick.
411
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,101
The men are ready, my king.
412
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:40,433
Good. We'll head south
to the Hot Gates...
413
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,769
where we'll intercept
the Persian army.
414
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,205
Where areyou going?
415
00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:47,244
The oracle said ifwe went
to war, we'd be screwed.
416
00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:51,873
The oracle also said that
our painted-on abs look fake.
417
00:25:51,949 --> 00:25:53,814
But I beg to differ.
418
00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:04,586
Give the order, Captain.
419
00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:08,257
Spartans! In formation!
420
00:26:08,332 --> 00:26:09,663
Ah-ooh!
421
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,601
Spartans heading south.
422
00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:21,675
Move out!
423
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,073
* Oh, no, not I *
424
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,879
* I will survive *
425
00:26:27,952 --> 00:26:30,716
* Oh, as long
as I know how to love *
426
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:32,619
* I know I'll stay alive *
427
00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:34,521
* I've got all my life to live *
428
00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:36,651
* I've got all
my love to give *
429
00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:38,388
* And I'll survive *
430
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,658
* I will survive *
431
00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:42,528
* Hey, hey *
432
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,227
Woo!
433
00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:55,044
* I'll survive *
434
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,978
* I will survive *
435
00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:59,175
* I will survive! *
436
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,842
* Yeah *
437
00:27:00,918 --> 00:27:01,976
* Ooh... *
438
00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:03,680
The fearless Spartans...
439
00:27:03,754 --> 00:27:06,450
reached the Hot Gates...
440
00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:10,187
where danger lurked
around every corner.
441
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:14,894
Halt skipping!
442
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,570
Exhausted from the journey...
443
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:24,540
the Spartans replenished
their electrolytes.
444
00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:34,415
Gatorade. Is it in you?
445
00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:42,925
What do you think, my king?
446
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,622
We'll use the narrow
passageway of the Hot Gates...
447
00:27:45,696 --> 00:27:47,493
to funnel the Persians in...
448
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,966
where their vast numbers
won't count for shit.
449
00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:53,560
Captain, have the men found
any other trails...
450
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:56,038
that the Persians
could use to attack us?
451
00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:57,540
None, sir.
452
00:27:57,608 --> 00:28:01,135
I know such a road, my king.
453
00:28:08,052 --> 00:28:10,486
Back off, hideous creature.
454
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,716
There's a secret goat path
just above the Hot Gates.
455
00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:15,384
If the Persians found it,
they could outflank you.
456
00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:16,926
Slow your roll, Captain.
457
00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:20,787
Reveal yourself, creature.
458
00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:25,829
Paris Hilton?
459
00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:26,927
Hey, fellas.
460
00:28:27,004 --> 00:28:28,494
What happened to you?
461
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:31,064
Oh. You mean the hump?
462
00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:33,667
Yeah. The hump.
463
00:28:33,744 --> 00:28:35,507
It was all that,
"You're going to jail.
464
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,104
"Now you can get out of jail.
465
00:28:37,181 --> 00:28:38,478
Now you're going back to jail."
466
00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:41,814
And on and on and on and on- Ugh.
467
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,581
It's just been really confusing.
468
00:28:43,654 --> 00:28:45,713
I mean, even Tinkerbell's
affected by it.
469
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,155
She hasn't moved since Saturday.
470
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,125
But she still poops, which is weird.
471
00:28:49,193 --> 00:28:50,751
And me...
472
00:28:50,828 --> 00:28:53,456
they've turned me into this, like...
473
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:56,125
totally grotesque monster!
474
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,168
And I don't
even know... oh.
475
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,261
* Do tha hump-de-hump... *
476
00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,329
Hang on a minute.
477
00:29:02,406 --> 00:29:05,671
Oh-
478
00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:07,768
Hello?
479
00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:09,005
Oh, hey, Nicole.
480
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,014
Nothing.Just some guys with swords.
481
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,209
No, I'm talking about their
actual swords, Nicole.
482
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,546
You're gross.
483
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,211
Yeah, I'm hungry.
Did you eat?
484
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:17,652
Oh, you ate an almond?
485
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,815
Oh, yeah, you're done
eating for the day.
486
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,825
Okay. And then let's go to Pinkberry.
487
00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:24,053
Bye, sexy.
488
00:29:26,497 --> 00:29:27,657
Look...
489
00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:30,166
it's my dream to be a Spartan.
490
00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:35,536
I want to fight for you,
my king.
491
00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:42,045
- What can you do?
- Well- Mmm.
492
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:45,776
Have you seen myvideo?
493
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:49,183
I don't like the way
you handle a spear.
494
00:29:49,253 --> 00:29:52,051
You grip the shaft firmly.
495
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,250
Then with one hand on the base...
496
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:57,624
you slide the other
all the way up to the tip.
497
00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,560
That's hot.
498
00:30:03,734 --> 00:30:06,259
I'm sorry,
but we cannot useyou.
499
00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,467
No!
500
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:11,735
It's not fair!
501
00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:15,404
Mom!
502
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:21,849
You'll be sorry!
You're making a terrible mistake!
503
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:26,617
I'm not as stupid as I look!
504
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,723
Help.
505
00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:33,920
Look! Persians!
506
00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:16,836
I am the emissary
to the great god-king Xerxes...
507
00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:19,432
come to accept your surrender.
508
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,705
Oh, we're not here to surrender.
509
00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:22,939
Haawoo!
510
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,811
Xerxes will enjoy making you
his slaves.
511
00:31:48,572 --> 00:31:49,800
Ow.
512
00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:53,867
Spartans!
513
00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,673
Yah!
514
00:31:55,746 --> 00:31:57,577
Let's battle!
515
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,415
Oh, we about to stomp the yard.
516
00:32:05,756 --> 00:32:07,314
We are the Spartans.
517
00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:09,752
We stomp the yard.
518
00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,886
Check out our buns.
519
00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:14,590
They are rock hard.
520
00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:18,066
Ooh, ooh.
521
00:32:18,135 --> 00:32:20,000
Spartans!
522
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,037
Yeah!
523
00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:28,167
Persians!
524
00:32:28,245 --> 00:32:30,304
Let's show 'em
whywe're national champs...
525
00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:31,780
three years runnin'.
526
00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:32,873
You dig?
527
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,348
Oh, come on.
528
00:32:41,425 --> 00:32:44,087
We like wearing
turbans and eating baklava.
529
00:32:44,161 --> 00:32:45,958
We like chicks with burkas...
530
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,520
that cover their ta-tas.
531
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:50,692
Ooh, ah! Ooh, ah!
532
00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:53,134
Persians, huh!
533
00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,098
You're joking, right?
534
00:33:01,645 --> 00:33:03,613
Man, come on.
535
00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,207
* You gotta shakeyour ass *
- Let's go!
536
00:33:07,284 --> 00:33:08,615
* Shakeyour tambourine *
537
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,313
* Go and get yourself a whistle,
shake your tambourine *
538
00:33:10,387 --> 00:33:12,150
* Go and get yourself
a whistle *
539
00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:13,281
* Shake your tambourine... *
540
00:33:13,357 --> 00:33:14,381
* Ladies! *
541
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:15,652
* Shake your tambourine... *
542
00:33:15,726 --> 00:33:17,387
* Ladies! *
- *Shakeyourtambourine... *
543
00:33:17,461 --> 00:33:19,986
* Shake, shake, shake, shake *
544
00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:22,089
* Shake, shake, shake, shake *
545
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,224
* Shake, shake, shake, shake *
546
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,426
* Shake your tambourine... *
547
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,129
* Ladies and gentlemen *
548
00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:27,602
* E-V-E come through
in the Mazarat' *
549
00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:29,832
* Doin' it big like I live
in the Taj Mahal... *
550
00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:30,839
Yeah!
551
00:33:35,312 --> 00:33:37,906
* That's real, been the chick
that they talked about *
552
00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:40,917
* "God damn" is the words
that come out they mouth... *
553
00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:42,077
Oh-
554
00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:43,141
* Ask for her *
555
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:44,448
* Yeah, she back
and cakin' out *
556
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,285
* Ladies! *
- * Shake your tambourine... *
557
00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:59,392
Oh, please, take a hike.
558
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:02,064
* Shake your tambourine,
go and get yourself a whistle *
559
00:34:02,139 --> 00:34:04,164
* Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle *
560
00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:06,300
* They bewatchin' while we wiggle around
Look at 'em droolin' *
561
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,312
* Niggas ain't used to this sound
I keep 'em movin' *
562
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,280
* Put your hands in the air
It's all right now *
563
00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:12,872
* We gonna keep you up
on your feet the whole night *
564
00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:15,111
* Now pop them bottles
Yeah, drink that up *
565
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,749
Yeah!
566
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,450
* Get low, get low, then
pick up, pick up, get your *
567
00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,320
* Hands in the air,
it's a stick up, stick up *
568
00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:55,380
* Shake your tambourine... *
569
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,828
* Shake it to the floor,
gotta love dat *
570
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,128
* How she keep it going on,
gotta love dat *
571
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,395
* To the beat like a pro,
know you love dat *
572
00:35:05,469 --> 00:35:08,302
Oh!
573
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,374
Don't come up in my kitchen...
574
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,607
with that weak-ass shit.
575
00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:19,308
* You gotta shake your ass *
576
00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,749
* Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle and *
577
00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:24,583
* Shake your tambourine, go and
get yourself a whistle and *
578
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,452
* Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle and *
579
00:35:26,523 --> 00:35:27,888
* Shake your tambourine... *
580
00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:34,255
* Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle and *
581
00:35:34,331 --> 00:35:37,767
Eee! Ooh!
582
00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,406
You got served!
583
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,288
You telling me we lost?
584
00:36:05,362 --> 00:36:07,523
Dance them to the cliffs!
585
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,293
No mercy!
586
00:36:09,366 --> 00:36:10,890
Come on, man,
can we talk about this?
587
00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,458
Yo, I just met
these dudes right here.
588
00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:13,468
I don't even know them.
589
00:36:13,537 --> 00:36:16,836
Onward! Keep dancing, boys!
590
00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:37,522
Last one in is a rotten egg!
- Cannonball!
591
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:38,754
Marco!
592
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,660
Polo!
593
00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:47,900
Hyah!
594
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,504
We may have won the battle,
but theywill win the war!
595
00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:55,010
Hyah! What?
596
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,311
Buttmeister presents...
597
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,407
"Real Men of Genius."
598
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,009
* Real men of genius! *
599
00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:04,520
Today we salute you...
600
00:37:04,588 --> 00:37:07,056
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual.
601
00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:10,525
* Mr. Warmongering
Latent Homosexual! *
602
00:37:10,594 --> 00:37:12,926
Wearing nothing but
leather underwear and a cape...
603
00:37:12,996 --> 00:37:16,022
you charge your enemy like
an oiled-up hairless wonder.
604
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,092
* Spray-on tan! *
605
00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:20,534
Sure, there's danger-
606
00:37:20,604 --> 00:37:22,572
charging rhinos,
stampeding elephants...
607
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:26,598
and that cute toga-wearing guy
named Chad.
608
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:27,974
* Ooh! *
609
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:29,740
You only went out on one date...
610
00:37:29,813 --> 00:37:31,041
but you'll remember it...
611
00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:33,083
forever, forever...
612
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:36,051
* Take your daily Valtrex! *
613
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,214
Your keen instincts tell you
to cut, slice and chop...
614
00:37:39,289 --> 00:37:40,916
every man you see.
615
00:37:40,991 --> 00:37:43,619
But enough about your career
as a hair stylist...
616
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,423
let's talk war.
617
00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:48,124
* Ow! That curling
iron is hot! *
618
00:37:48,198 --> 00:37:50,666
So this Butt's for you,
King Leonidas...
619
00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,565
because when the going gets tough...
620
00:37:52,636 --> 00:37:54,297
the tough go antiquing.
621
00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:58,808
* Mr. Warmongering
Latent Homosexual... *
622
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,010
* Yeah. *
623
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,904
Queen Margo...
624
00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,007
we must speak.
625
00:38:08,652 --> 00:38:10,882
Loyalist, what do you want?
626
00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:16,024
Nice tomatoes.
627
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:18,653
Your husband needs you.
628
00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:22,191
You must convince the council...
629
00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,666
to send more troops
to supportyour husband.
630
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,225
My husband is dead.
631
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,066
He told me to move on.
632
00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:31,039
Besides, I'm already
registered on J Date.
633
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,735
A little to the right.
634
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,209
That's it.
635
00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:36,974
If Leonidas fails,
Xerxes will take over...
636
00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:39,675
and you will be stripped
ofyour crown.
637
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,184
I won't be queen?
638
00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:44,345
Ow! That's too hard.
639
00:38:44,421 --> 00:38:46,184
You will lose everything.
640
00:38:46,256 --> 00:38:48,247
Ow! Ooh, stop.
641
00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:50,691
Your palace, your Mercedes...
642
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:51,887
Hi-yah!
643
00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:53,759
- Ow!
-...your Nintendo Wii...
644
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:54,923
No, no, no, no, no.
645
00:38:54,998 --> 00:38:56,090
Ow!
646
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:58,532
...your vaginal regeneration surgeon...
647
00:38:58,602 --> 00:38:59,864
Hi... yah!
648
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,199
...your gardener.
649
00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:06,104
Antonio?
650
00:39:22,025 --> 00:39:23,822
My husband needs me.
651
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,486
I'll do whatever it takes.
652
00:39:25,562 --> 00:39:26,722
I will set...
653
00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:28,526
the meeting with the council.
654
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,499
But in order to win theirvote...
655
00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:33,434
you will need to get
Traitoro's support.
656
00:39:35,572 --> 00:39:37,836
He holds great influence...
657
00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:39,671
with the council.
658
00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,639
There better be a happy ending.
659
00:39:53,423 --> 00:39:55,618
King Leonidas!
660
00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,284
Xerxes approaches.
661
00:39:58,328 --> 00:39:59,659
Xerxes.
662
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,961
He lookeda lot like
that fat guyfrom Borat.
663
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:11,702
I am the great god-king Xerxes.
664
00:40:11,775 --> 00:40:12,935
Ooh!
665
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:13,840
Ooh!
666
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,279
Ow, ow, ow!
667
00:40:18,348 --> 00:40:20,111
Not again!
That always happens.
668
00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:22,943
Ow!
669
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,115
Whew!
670
00:40:41,104 --> 00:40:42,366
Damn!
671
00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,237
Oh, s-sorry, Xerxes.
-It's cool.
672
00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,006
It's cool, cool. I'm fine.
673
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:51,070
I meant to do that.
674
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:53,747
Oh, shit!
675
00:40:53,817 --> 00:40:55,444
I'll tell you, kid, you got balls.
676
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,111
I come over here with a big army.
677
00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,745
We going to shish kebabyour ass.
678
00:40:58,822 --> 00:41:01,484
Before this battle is over...
679
00:41:01,558 --> 00:41:03,150
people will know...
680
00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:05,251
that even a god-king can fall.
681
00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:07,854
Listen, Leo, I came here to talk.
682
00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:10,263
Just listen to my deal.
683
00:41:12,669 --> 00:41:14,330
Ladies!
684
00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:16,838
Hi, Xerxes.
685
00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,573
Ah, that's probably for me.
686
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:22,872
Hello?
687
00:41:22,946 --> 00:41:24,538
Really?
688
00:41:24,614 --> 00:41:26,582
Okay.
689
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:28,845
That was the banker.
690
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,113
He's offering...
691
00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,212
to buy backyour briefcase...
692
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,382
for a weekend getaway for two...
693
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,551
in Las Vegas, Nevada...
694
00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:38,253
at the Palms Hotel and Casino!
695
00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:39,886
WOMEN: Ooh...
696
00:41:39,963 --> 00:41:41,225
I've always wanted to go there!
697
00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:44,699
All you have to do
is bow down to me...
698
00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,863
...and surrender Sparta.
699
00:41:49,339 --> 00:41:50,533
Deal...
700
00:41:50,607 --> 00:41:52,097
or no deal?
701
00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:55,101
Deal! -Deal!
-Take it!
702
00:41:55,178 --> 00:41:56,440
Take the deal!
703
00:41:56,513 --> 00:41:58,105
You think I should? No!
704
00:41:58,181 --> 00:41:59,341
Take the deal!
-It's simple.
705
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:00,644
Take the deal!
-Come on!
706
00:42:00,717 --> 00:42:02,116
What about Sparta?
707
00:42:02,185 --> 00:42:03,209
Hit the button!
-Come on!
708
00:42:03,286 --> 00:42:05,254
Take the deal! Take it!
709
00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:07,119
Take it!
-Take the deal!
710
00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:08,282
Hit the button!
711
00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:10,989
Take it!
712
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,757
No deal!
713
00:42:13,830 --> 00:42:16,264
Oh, great!
714
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,563
By the time I'm finished with you...
715
00:42:18,635 --> 00:42:20,603
Sparta will be annihilated.
716
00:42:20,670 --> 00:42:23,298
It will be as though
you never existed.
717
00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:25,102
I will see to it thatyou are...
718
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,665
written out ofthe history books.
719
00:42:28,011 --> 00:42:31,447
Well, that's fine by me, Xerxes...
720
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,983
because I can't read.
721
00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:39,520
Xerxes didn't take rejection well.
722
00:42:39,589 --> 00:42:42,683
From every corner ofhis empire...
723
00:42:42,759 --> 00:42:45,922
he sent his most
vicious warriors to fight.
724
00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:48,396
Yo mama's so ghetto,
when she breast-feeds...
725
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:50,433
Kool-Aid comes out!
726
00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,101
Yo mama's so stupid,
she thought Tupac Shakur...
727
00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:02,145
was a Jewish holiday!
728
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:11,012
Get her, Dilio!
729
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,524
Yo mama's so fat, her
pants size is, um, um, um...
730
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:16,354
"Bitch, lose some weight"!
731
00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:19,456
Your mama's so butch...
732
00:43:19,529 --> 00:43:21,554
Rosie O'Donnell
wouldn't even date her.
733
00:43:21,631 --> 00:43:24,225
Uh-uh! No, you didn't!
No, you didn't!
734
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:25,632
Whoa!
- No, you didn't!
735
00:43:25,702 --> 00:43:28,728
Well, yo mama titties
is smallerthan yours.
736
00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:33,972
Bounce some D's on that bitch!
737
00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,638
Your mama's so fat,
Sir Mix-A-lot decided...
738
00:43:36,713 --> 00:43:38,408
he doesn't like big butts!
739
00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:40,882
And he ain't lyin'!
Kiss that!
740
00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,144
Oh! Ow!
741
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,688
Oh, my eyes!
742
00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:47,916
Oh! Oh!
743
00:43:47,991 --> 00:43:49,151
LEONI DAS: Walk it off.
744
00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:50,523
- Howyou like that, huh?
- Sit down.
745
00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:55,827
Yo, yo mama's so fat,
that when she farts...
746
00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:58,459
Al Gore accuses her
of global warming, dawg.
747
00:43:58,535 --> 00:43:59,695
Whew!
748
00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:02,101
Cranking it up!
749
00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:05,972
Yes, well, that may be the case,
butyour mama's so hairy...
750
00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:07,873
the only language she speaks...
751
00:44:07,944 --> 00:44:09,571
is Wookiee!
752
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:11,910
Oh!
753
00:44:13,483 --> 00:44:15,212
That's it!
754
00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:16,616
Well, yo mama-
755
00:44:16,686 --> 00:44:18,176
Yo ma-
756
00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:22,516
Yes!
757
00:44:22,592 --> 00:44:24,253
Bye-bye!
758
00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:25,919
Back to the hood!
759
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:29,397
Xerxes watched
as his warriors were defeated.
760
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:33,129
It sent an all-too-human chill
up his spine.
761
00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:36,138
Orperhaps that was
the Dentyne Ice...
762
00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,901
with cool mint crystals.
763
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,279
Loyalist said you wanted to see me.
764
00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:52,783
That's my urine sample.
765
00:44:55,158 --> 00:44:56,489
Tastes like asparagus.
766
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,323
Leonidas needs more troops.
767
00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:03,059
Without reinforcements,
Sparta will fall and-
768
00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:13,971
I'll do anything...
769
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,604
for my husband.
770
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,341
Anything?
771
00:45:22,752 --> 00:45:24,344
Awesome!
772
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:25,979
I'm so getting laid!
773
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,524
Good-bye, virginity.
774
00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:30,856
I promise you,
you're not going to enjoy this.
775
00:45:30,927 --> 00:45:33,589
But I suffer from premature eja-
776
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:37,628
Oh-
777
00:45:37,701 --> 00:45:38,861
Mmm.
778
00:45:38,935 --> 00:45:41,369
It's okay; I have crabs.
779
00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:00,814
Ooh-
780
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:12,864
Betray your beloved Spartans-
781
00:46:16,706 --> 00:46:18,640
Nice.
782
00:46:20,076 --> 00:46:23,512
and I will give you
anything you desire.
783
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,104
That's hot.
784
00:46:25,181 --> 00:46:26,978
Bow down to me.
785
00:46:29,185 --> 00:46:31,449
Bow down to the great god-king...
786
00:46:31,521 --> 00:46:33,182
Xerxes.
787
00:46:33,256 --> 00:46:34,848
I'm a Hilton.
788
00:46:34,924 --> 00:46:36,448
I don't bow.
789
00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,260
But I do bend over.
790
00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:41,456
Ah, good.
791
00:46:41,531 --> 00:46:44,364
There's a secret goat path
into the Hot Gates.
792
00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:47,665
You could totally use it
to defeat Leonidas.
793
00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:50,763
Ah-
794
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,104
And what do you desire?
795
00:46:53,176 --> 00:46:55,337
I want my record expunged.
796
00:46:56,379 --> 00:46:58,176
Oh, and I want
that new Chanel purse.
797
00:46:59,849 --> 00:47:01,009
Thank you.
798
00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:03,814
I want throwing up to be fun.
799
00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:06,481
You got something to say,
say it- I got things to do.
800
00:47:06,556 --> 00:47:08,615
What was it?
801
00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:09,989
I can't remem-
802
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,789
Oh, God, geez, yeah.
803
00:47:11,861 --> 00:47:13,658
I want to get this hump removed.
804
00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,366
Mmm!
805
00:47:28,511 --> 00:47:31,605
Will you please just do it?
It's really heavy and really hard to keep clean.
806
00:47:31,681 --> 00:47:33,876
Done.
807
00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:37,612
Aah!
808
00:47:49,265 --> 00:47:51,199
As long as Xerxes doesn't find...
809
00:47:51,267 --> 00:47:53,565
the secret path to the Hot Gates...
810
00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:57,736
...their vast numbers
won't count for shit.
811
00:47:59,342 --> 00:48:00,775
My king!
812
00:48:02,912 --> 00:48:04,846
Catch your breath.
813
00:48:04,914 --> 00:48:06,745
Vanilla blended.
814
00:48:06,816 --> 00:48:09,114
What is it, boy?
815
00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:14,022
Xerxes has found
the secret goat path...
816
00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:15,182
through the Hot Gates.
817
00:48:15,258 --> 00:48:16,282
Aw, shit!
818
00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:18,657
Damn that Paris Hilton.
819
00:48:18,728 --> 00:48:20,593
I hate her.
820
00:48:20,663 --> 00:48:22,153
He's deployed thousands
of Persian soldiers...
821
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,494
that'll be here any minute.
822
00:48:28,938 --> 00:48:32,772
Dilio...
823
00:48:32,842 --> 00:48:34,332
how bad are your injuries?
824
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,642
Oh, it's, uh- it's
just a scratch, my king.
825
00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:43,483
You've got no eyes.
826
00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:45,953
The gods blessed me with a spare.
827
00:48:46,022 --> 00:48:47,614
No, they haven't.
828
00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:49,419
You just had the two.
829
00:48:49,492 --> 00:48:51,426
Jeremy has the spare.
830
00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:58,724
I can still fight!
831
00:49:00,537 --> 00:49:01,469
Whoa! No!
832
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,062
Dilio! Dilio!
833
00:49:03,139 --> 00:49:07,166
Di- Dilio! Dilio! Dilio.
834
00:49:07,243 --> 00:49:08,642
Walk with me.
835
00:49:10,313 --> 00:49:12,304
No. No. No.
836
00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:18,385
Your fate is the most important.
837
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:23,586
You must go back to Sparta...
838
00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:25,093
and tell of our tale.
839
00:49:25,161 --> 00:49:27,322
Yes, my king.
840
00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:29,627
Any message for the queen?
841
00:49:42,445 --> 00:49:44,504
None that need be said.
842
00:49:45,915 --> 00:49:47,678
Now go, Dilio.
843
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,947
Tell how 1 3 Spartans
fought for honor...
844
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:54,012
for glory...
for freedom!
845
00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:58,018
Good luck, Dilio.
846
00:50:15,111 --> 00:50:17,671
Spartans!
847
00:50:24,954 --> 00:50:26,546
This is your final chance.
848
00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:29,717
Bow down to me or you will die.
849
00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:33,125
I bow for no man!
850
00:50:37,634 --> 00:50:39,864
Take a knee.
851
00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,062
No!
852
00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:43,731
Curtsey.
-Enough!
853
00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:48,070
Well, your sandal is untied.
854
00:50:48,144 --> 00:50:50,704
Oh... thanks very much.
855
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,372
See?
Was that that difficult?
856
00:50:52,448 --> 00:50:54,348
No, wait, no!
-Ah-tah-tah-tah-tah-
857
00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:56,749
No, I wasn't bowing.
-No, no, no.
858
00:50:56,819 --> 00:50:58,013
I was just doing my shoe!
859
00:50:58,087 --> 00:51:00,419
No, you acknowledged me
as your god-king.
860
00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:01,354
High-five!
861
00:51:01,424 --> 00:51:04,757
Ooh.
862
00:51:04,827 --> 00:51:06,260
What?
863
00:51:08,765 --> 00:51:10,596
What-What-What the hell is so funny?
864
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,430
- You!
- Me?
865
00:51:12,502 --> 00:51:14,197
You greet like women.
866
00:51:14,270 --> 00:51:16,295
You idiots are
wearing banana hammocks...
867
00:51:16,372 --> 00:51:17,498
and you're laughing at me?
868
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:19,064
Nowyou're pissing me off.
869
00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:20,370
I'm getting everybody.
870
00:51:20,443 --> 00:51:23,139
Hello. Where you at?
871
00:51:23,212 --> 00:51:24,440
I know where I'm at.
872
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:26,277
Bring in my vast army.
873
00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:27,441
You 13...
874
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:29,041
putz are no match...
875
00:51:29,118 --> 00:51:30,710
for my massive Persian army.
876
00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,516
They number in the millions!
877
00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:39,627
That's just a blue screen.
878
00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:41,095
Stupid.
879
00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:43,098
It's a visual effect.
880
00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,031
It's going to be digitally
inserted later.
881
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:48,036
And the army is quite
impressive, as you can imagine.
882
00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:56,405
Gentlemen, may I present...
883
00:51:56,479 --> 00:51:58,845
Queen Margo.
884
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,499
Come on, baby.
I'm gettin' a chubby.
885
00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:31,543
Boner alert. Boner alert.
886
00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,479
Okay, boys, make it rain!
887
00:52:33,549 --> 00:52:35,517
* Do the D-A-N-C-E,
1 -2-3-4 fight *
888
00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:40,284
* Stick to the B-E-A-T,
get ready to ignite *
889
00:52:40,356 --> 00:52:43,814
* You were such a P-Y-T,
catching all the light *
890
00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:47,385
* Just easy as A-B-C, that's how
you make it right... *
891
00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:54,731
Good councilmen...
892
00:52:54,804 --> 00:52:56,237
I implore you.
893
00:52:56,305 --> 00:53:01,333
Your king, my dear
husband, needs your help.
894
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,140
Sparta will fall...
895
00:53:03,212 --> 00:53:06,511
if you don't agree
to send the rest of our army.
896
00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:21,163
Gentlemen, our only
hope for survival...
897
00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:23,960
is to surrender to Xerxes
and beg for his forgiveness.
898
00:53:24,033 --> 00:53:28,231
Do not be swayed by the words
ofthis common prick-tease...
899
00:53:28,304 --> 00:53:30,397
with crabs all up in her coochie.
900
00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:32,634
Ooh-
901
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,904
Oh, no, you didn't.
902
00:53:34,977 --> 00:53:37,036
Yes. Yes, I did.
903
00:53:42,318 --> 00:53:46,084
Queen Margo unleashed
a venomous rage...
904
00:53:47,990 --> 00:53:52,154
...much like Tobey Maguire
in Spider-Man 3.
905
00:54:01,704 --> 00:54:03,069
I'm evil.
906
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:09,869
Made of sand.
907
00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,647
Ohh!
908
00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:27,360
Oh, no.
909
00:54:29,365 --> 00:54:30,696
Ooh!
910
00:54:36,572 --> 00:54:38,267
Oh... cute.
911
00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:40,707
Gross.
912
00:54:51,754 --> 00:54:53,813
What is it?
913
00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,016
Oh! Oh!
914
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:58,026
Oh, God!
Oh! Oh, my God.
915
00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,492
How you like me now, Sandman?
916
00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:05,158
Oh, no.
917
00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:09,531
Dust-busting bitch! No!
918
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:16,544
No!
919
00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,685
Ah-
920
00:55:32,061 --> 00:55:33,858
Well, tickle my nipples
with a feather.
921
00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:36,524
Xerxes is in Traitoro's top five.
922
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:38,590
ALL:
Grumble, grumble, grumble-
923
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,102
Traitoro was a... traitor?
924
00:55:41,170 --> 00:55:43,001
Duh!
925
00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:44,998
All in favor...
926
00:55:45,074 --> 00:55:47,542
of sending more troops...
say aye.
927
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:52,343
Aye! Aye! Aye!
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye-
928
00:56:15,438 --> 00:56:16,735
Spartans!
929
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,442
We have you surrounded.
930
00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:23,637
Lay down your weapons!
931
00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:25,544
Come and get them!
932
00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:27,276
Formation!
933
00:56:33,756 --> 00:56:34,916
Um-
934
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:38,427
A Spartan always protects
another man's rear.
935
00:56:43,499 --> 00:56:45,228
Adjust your sword, boy.
936
00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:46,825
It's digging into my back.
937
00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,003
But I'm not wearing my sword.
938
00:56:53,809 --> 00:56:55,003
Carry on then.
939
00:56:55,077 --> 00:56:56,908
CAPTAI N: My son.
940
00:56:56,979 --> 00:57:01,746
Today...
you are truly a Spartan.
941
00:57:01,817 --> 00:57:02,806
Thanks, Father.
942
00:57:05,187 --> 00:57:06,154
Attack!
943
00:57:09,525 --> 00:57:11,686
Steady, Spartans!
944
00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:24,099
Remember this day, boys!
945
00:57:24,173 --> 00:57:27,370
For today is the dayyou die!
946
00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:30,003
Huh?
-What? Huh?
947
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:30,773
What?
948
00:57:30,846 --> 00:57:32,837
I- I mean they die.
949
00:57:32,915 --> 00:57:35,713
Today's the day they die-
that's what I meant to say.
950
00:57:38,688 --> 00:57:39,780
Go!
951
00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:56,470
Oh, what a bunch of dumb shits.
952
00:57:59,475 --> 00:58:00,999
God, that smarts.
953
00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:03,910
I am gonna go Hercules on your ass!
954
00:59:32,701 --> 00:59:33,998
Ghost Rider!
955
00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:39,933
You're going to hell.
956
00:59:50,252 --> 00:59:52,345
Stop, drop and roll!
957
00:59:52,421 --> 00:59:53,854
Stop, drop and roll!
958
01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:09,468
Yo!
959
01:00:19,081 --> 01:00:20,480
No!
960
01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,543
Yo, Sonio.
961
01:00:25,287 --> 01:00:27,050
I'm gonna knockyour block off.
962
01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:28,954
Oh, shit.
963
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,991
Sonio!
964
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:47,535
You'll pay for this, Balboa.
965
01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:48,577
Go for it.
966
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,983
Adult diapers?
967
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:28,775
Botox... overdose.
968
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,190
Yes!
969
01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:41,228
Yeah!
970
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,426
Yeah!
971
01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:51,702
Yes!
972
01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:58,108
Xerxes!
973
01:02:07,957 --> 01:02:11,757
It's a- a beautiful death.
974
01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,230
It's actually not that attractive.
975
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,351
* I'm a Barbie girl *
976
01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:45,757
* In the Barbie world *
977
01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:48,126
* Life in plastic,
it's fantastic *
978
01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:50,665
* Come on, Barbie, let's go party! *
979
01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:52,360
* Ah-ah-ah-yeah *
980
01:02:52,434 --> 01:02:53,992
* Come on, Barbie,
let's go party *
981
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:07,207
Ooh!
982
01:03:18,627 --> 01:03:19,958
Shit!
983
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:30,701
Enough of this gratuitous
video game violence!
984
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:53,587
Waah!
985
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,097
Ah-
986
01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,159
Aha!
987
01:04:01,236 --> 01:04:02,863
A Transformer cube!
988
01:04:11,947 --> 01:04:14,848
Okay, baby, let's transform.
989
01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:51,719
I... am Xerxestron...
990
01:04:51,787 --> 01:04:55,814
equipped with advanced
alien technology.
991
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,558
Leave Britney alone!
992
01:05:02,631 --> 01:05:04,394
He is a god-king.
993
01:05:04,466 --> 01:05:06,559
Please-
994
01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:16,134
Leave her alone!
995
01:05:16,211 --> 01:05:18,270
She's a human!
996
01:05:18,347 --> 01:05:20,747
Oh, oh, ain't that a bitch.
997
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:31,388
Leonidas was true to his word.
998
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,758
A god-king did fall.
999
01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:36,889
But unfortunately, right on them.
1000
01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:59,016
I-I-I just-
1001
01:06:01,523 --> 01:06:03,650
Oh-
1002
01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,688
Ooh.
1003
01:06:06,762 --> 01:06:08,286
Queen Margo.
1004
01:06:08,363 --> 01:06:09,830
Yeah.
-Oh.
1005
01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:36,055
Leonidas and the Spartans...
1006
01:06:36,124 --> 01:06:38,092
died for honor...
1007
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,459
for glory.
1008
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:44,897
They died a beautiful death.
1009
01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:55,071
Today... we stand against
30,000 Persians.
1010
01:06:56,478 --> 01:07:00,414
But we now have 100,000 soldiers!
1011
01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:02,507
Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh!
1012
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:04,611
To victory!
1013
01:07:13,962 --> 01:07:15,293
Ah.
1014
01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:17,798
Follow me, boys.
1015
01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:20,426
I don't know.
1016
01:07:20,502 --> 01:07:24,404
And thus,
Dilio blindly led the Spartans...
1017
01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:26,464
away from the Persians...
1018
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:29,238
to Malibu...
1019
01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:33,372
just as Lindsay Lohan
was leaving rehab... again.
1020
01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:49,222
* At first I was afraid *
1021
01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:51,391
* I was petrified *
1022
01:07:51,466 --> 01:07:55,402
* Kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side *
1023
01:07:55,470 --> 01:07:57,597
* But then I spent
so many nights *
1024
01:07:57,673 --> 01:07:59,664
* Thinking how
you did me wrong *
1025
01:07:59,741 --> 01:08:01,333
* And I grew strong *
1026
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:03,674
* And I learned
how to get along *
1027
01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:05,406
* And soyou're back *
1028
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,209
* From outer space *
1029
01:08:07,282 --> 01:08:09,614
* I just walked in
to find you here *
1030
01:08:09,685 --> 01:08:11,744
* With that sad look
upon your face *
1031
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:13,754
* I should have changed
my stupid lock *
1032
01:08:13,822 --> 01:08:16,017
* I should have made
you leave your key *
1033
01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:18,150
* If I had known
for just one second *
1034
01:08:18,226 --> 01:08:19,989
* You'd be back to bother me *
1035
01:08:20,062 --> 01:08:21,825
* Go on, now go *
1036
01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,660
* Walk out the door *
1037
01:08:23,732 --> 01:08:25,996
* Just turn around now *
1038
01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:28,593
* 'Cause you're
not welcome anymore *
1039
01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:29,830
* Weren't you the one *
1040
01:08:29,905 --> 01:08:32,339
* Who tried to hurt me
with good-bye? *
1041
01:08:32,407 --> 01:08:34,307
* Did you think I'd crumble? *
1042
01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:36,310
* Did you think
I'd lay down and die? *
1043
01:08:36,378 --> 01:08:38,312
* Oh, no, not I *
1044
01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:40,177
* I will survive *
1045
01:08:40,248 --> 01:08:43,149
* Oh, as long
as I know how to love *
1046
01:08:43,218 --> 01:08:45,049
* I know I'll stay alive *
1047
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,951
* I've got all my life to live *
1048
01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:48,819
* I've got all my love to give *
1049
01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:50,619
* And I'll survive *
1050
01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:52,353
* I will survive *
1051
01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:55,191
* Hey, hey *
1052
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,073
Whassup, dawg?!
1053
01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:11,704
* Ha-ha! It took all
the strength I had *
1054
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,475
* Not to fall apart, dawg! *
1055
01:09:13,548 --> 01:09:17,507
* Kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart *
1056
01:09:17,586 --> 01:09:19,747
* And I spent,
oh, so many nights *
1057
01:09:19,821 --> 01:09:22,016
* Just feeling sorry for myself *
1058
01:09:22,090 --> 01:09:23,523
* I used to cry *
1059
01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:26,254
* But now I hold
my head up high *
1060
01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:27,818
* And you see me *
1061
01:09:27,896 --> 01:09:29,363
* Somebody new *
1062
01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:32,559
* I'm not that chained-up
little person *
1063
01:09:32,634 --> 01:09:34,329
* Still in love with you *
1064
01:09:34,403 --> 01:09:36,667
That's "Britney," bitch.
1065
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:42,068
* And so you felt
like dropping in *
1066
01:09:42,144 --> 01:09:44,044
* And just expect me
to be free *
1067
01:09:44,112 --> 01:09:46,137
* Now I'm saving all my lovin' *
1068
01:09:46,214 --> 01:09:48,045
* For someone who's lovin' me *
1069
01:09:48,116 --> 01:09:51,381
* Go, come on, now, uh! *
1070
01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:55,289
* Britney's in the house,
where my babies at? *
1071
01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:56,949
* Ah, like this *
1072
01:09:57,025 --> 01:09:58,356
* Go, now, go *
1073
01:09:58,427 --> 01:10:00,327
* Walk out the door *
1074
01:10:00,395 --> 01:10:02,454
* Just turn around now *
1075
01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:04,931
* 'Cause you're
not welcome anymore *
1076
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,968
* Weren't you the one *
1077
01:10:07,035 --> 01:10:08,832
* Who tried to hurt me
with good-bye? *
1078
01:10:08,904 --> 01:10:10,565
* Did you think I'd crumble? *
1079
01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:12,732
* Did you think
I'd lay down and die? *
1080
01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:13,866
* Oh, no, not I *
1081
01:10:13,942 --> 01:10:16,775
* I will survive *
1082
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:19,939
* Oh, as long
as I know how to love *
1083
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,380
* I know I'll stay alive *
1084
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:23,281
* I've got all my life to live *
1085
01:10:23,351 --> 01:10:25,649
* I've got all my love to give *
1086
01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:27,814
* And I'll survive *
-That's right, dawg!
1087
01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:29,413
* I will survive *
1088
01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:31,584
* Hey, hey! *
1089
01:10:34,029 --> 01:10:35,087
* Hey, yo *
1090
01:10:35,163 --> 01:10:36,596
* When I wake up
moaning, yawning *
1091
01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:37,927
* I put up my hands *
1092
01:10:37,999 --> 01:10:39,557
* Thank the Lord
for what I got *
1093
01:10:39,634 --> 01:10:40,828
* And never stop my plans *
1094
01:10:40,902 --> 01:10:42,096
* Giving all for the goals *
1095
01:10:42,170 --> 01:10:44,195
* Got to keep it up,
never let my head drop *
1096
01:10:44,272 --> 01:10:45,762
* Make me a home on my own *
1097
01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:47,172
* Better make the bed rock *
1098
01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:49,802
* A place for the dog, a garage,
a yard to play around *
1099
01:10:49,878 --> 01:10:51,106
* Kitchen for missus *
1100
01:10:51,179 --> 01:10:53,044
* She be fixing them biscuits
golden brown *
1101
01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:55,709
* Got me a shorty and some kids,
just like a family should *
1102
01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:57,809
* Made it through changes,
that's how I live *
1103
01:10:57,886 --> 01:10:59,217
* And now it's all good *
1104
01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:00,618
* You gonna breathe now *
1105
01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:02,486
* It's all how you bounce back *
1106
01:11:02,557 --> 01:11:03,683
* How you bounce back *
1107
01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:05,317
* It's all how you bounce back *
1108
01:11:05,393 --> 01:11:06,587
* You gonna breathe now *
1109
01:11:06,661 --> 01:11:08,492
* It's all howyou bounce back *
1110
01:11:08,563 --> 01:11:12,021
* How you bounce back,
how you bounce back *
-* Hey, hey *
1111
01:11:23,278 --> 01:11:24,506
* You gonna breathe now *
1112
01:11:24,579 --> 01:11:26,513
* It's all how you bounce back *
1113
01:11:26,581 --> 01:11:27,707
* How you bounce back *
1114
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,273
* It's all how you bounce back *
1115
01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:30,443
* You gonna breathe now *
1116
01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:32,350
* It's all how you bounce back *
1117
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:35,253
* How you bounce back,
how you bounce back *
-* Hey, hey *
1118
01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:37,655
* Super-classic-play-a-listic
homie, I'm the dopest *
1119
01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:39,626
* If you close your eyes
and miss it *
1120
01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:41,184
* Ask me why I wrote this *
1121
01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:43,959
* I have come so very far
to make this here my home *
1122
01:11:44,032 --> 01:11:47,001
* So if you thinking otherwise,
I guess you thinkin' wrong *
1123
01:11:47,068 --> 01:11:49,696
* All it takes is all I got,
a little bit oftry *
1124
01:11:49,771 --> 01:11:52,467
* And if you make my babies cry,
I'll bustyou in your eye *
1125
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,270
* Gonna put in work,
gonna make it happen *
1126
01:11:54,342 --> 01:11:56,105
* Ain't no way
you could tie me up *
1127
01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:57,645
* 'Cause I hocus-pocus,
keep your focus *
1128
01:11:57,712 --> 01:11:59,441
* Then you know this,
that's what's up *
1129
01:11:59,514 --> 01:12:00,845
* You gonna breathe now *
1130
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,508
* It's all how you bounce back *
1131
01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:03,812
* How you bounce back *
1132
01:12:03,885 --> 01:12:05,443
* It's all how you bounce back *
1133
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,680
* You gonna breathe now *
1134
01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,450
* It's all how you bounce back *
1135
01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:09,820
* How you bounce back *
1136
01:12:09,891 --> 01:12:11,916
* It's all how you bounce back. *
1137
01:12:33,782 --> 01:12:36,717
As the Spartans kicked major ass...
1138
01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:38,753
even Leonidas believed...
1139
01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:41,186
victory was theirs.
1140
01:12:41,256 --> 01:12:43,224
Victory is ours, boys!
1141
01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:44,451
Ah-ooh!
1142
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:48,261
Let's celebrate!
1143
01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:51,197
For tonight, we dine...
1144
01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:53,063
at Hooter's!
1145
01:12:53,134 --> 01:12:54,192
Hoo!
1146
01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:00,634
Eat from them...
1147
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,301
everything!
1148
01:13:02,377 --> 01:13:03,810
And tip them...
1149
01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:05,278
nothing!
1150
01:13:05,347 --> 01:13:07,247
MEN: Yeah! Yeah!
1151
01:13:07,315 --> 01:13:09,283
It's Two-ferTuesday.
1152
01:13:09,351 --> 01:13:11,410
Yeah!
1153
01:13:11,486 --> 01:13:12,976
Come on!
-No! Whoa!
1154
01:13:15,223 --> 01:13:17,418
Oh, isn't that sweet.
1155
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:22,220
Oh...! Oh-
1156
01:13:22,297 --> 01:13:24,231
Oh- Oh-
1157
01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:25,994
That's my boy.
1158
01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:29,065
Where do you thinkyou're going?
1159
01:13:29,137 --> 01:13:31,298
Aah!
- You little pussy.
1160
01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:35,243
No! No!
1161
01:13:39,814 --> 01:13:40,678
That's it.
1162
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:42,148
Yay.
1163
01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:56,358
If you can dodge a golf ball,
you can dodge a sword.
1164
01:13:57,265 --> 01:13:59,256
Ha! You missed.
1165
01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:02,029
Ow!
1166
01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:04,537
He can outflank us now, my king.
1167
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,641
Men!
1168
01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:16,540
We are facing certain death.
1169
01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,677
Cherries.
1170
01:14:18,753 --> 01:14:20,618
But...
1171
01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,453
the joke's on them,
because they don't know...
1172
01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:26,824
that dying in battle
is the greatest honor...
1173
01:14:26,895 --> 01:14:28,954
for any Spartan!
1174
01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:34,024
Ah-hoo.
1175
01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:37,503
God, that's a shitty plan.
1176
01:14:37,572 --> 01:14:39,870
Look, Leonidas...
1177
01:14:39,941 --> 01:14:41,806
war is not the answer.
Heh-heh.
1178
01:14:42,477 --> 01:14:44,377
Trust me, I know.
1179
01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:47,006
No! War is the answer!
1180
01:14:58,326 --> 01:15:00,055
Where am I?
1181
01:15:03,498 --> 01:15:06,524
Spidey, you're fired.
1182
01:15:17,612 --> 01:15:19,739
Hi. How are you, Leonidas?
1183
01:15:19,814 --> 01:15:21,076
Ellen.
1184
01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:22,639
Listen, I don't know
whyyou're so upset.
1185
01:15:22,717 --> 01:15:24,446
You look great.
You know, the cape is great.
1186
01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:25,611
Love the... diaper.
1187
01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:26,813
I-I'd wear something very similar...
1188
01:15:26,888 --> 01:15:28,048
for Portia on Friday nights.
1189
01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:29,283
We get frisky.
1190
01:15:29,357 --> 01:15:31,348
Hello, Leonidas.
1191
01:15:31,426 --> 01:15:34,054
Wow, is it hot in here?
1192
01:15:34,129 --> 01:15:37,257
Okay, Portia, Portia,
women, women, women.
1193
01:15:37,332 --> 01:15:39,061
Women, you like
women.
1194
01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:40,260
I can see by your-
1195
01:15:40,335 --> 01:15:41,893
your reaction, you're not amused.
1196
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,962
It's the same reaction anyone
who went to see Mr. Wrong had.
1197
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,406
Uh, let's play a game-
maybe we could play a game.
1198
01:15:47,475 --> 01:15:48,635
How about "Who Sneezed?"
1199
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:49,734
It's a real easy game.
1200
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:51,244
We close our eyes
and someone sneezes...
1201
01:15:51,312 --> 01:15:52,745
and you guess who.
1202
01:15:52,814 --> 01:15:54,941
If it was you, you win- 'cause
obviously, you know.
1203
01:15:55,016 --> 01:15:56,040
Listen, chill out.
1204
01:15:56,117 --> 01:15:57,778
Let's just dance, shall we? Come on.
1205
01:15:57,852 --> 01:16:00,343
That's right. Oh, boy.
1206
01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:01,719
Okay.
1207
01:16:01,790 --> 01:16:03,121
There you go, you're
getting the hang of it.
1208
01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:05,751
You know, back and forth-
- No, I can't do this!
1209
01:16:07,228 --> 01:16:08,718
Yo mama's so ugly, if she was...
1210
01:16:08,797 --> 01:16:10,594
on the Spice Girls,
her name would be...
1211
01:16:10,665 --> 01:16:12,997
Dookie Spice!
1212
01:16:13,068 --> 01:16:14,729
Doo-doo!
1213
01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:16,600
Leonidas.
1214
01:16:18,506 --> 01:16:20,599
You should try Scientology.
1215
01:16:20,675 --> 01:16:22,506
I'm gonna set Katie free.
1216
01:16:24,179 --> 01:16:25,168
Yes!
1217
01:16:25,246 --> 01:16:26,975
I had to buy
a million and one glitters...
1218
01:16:27,048 --> 01:16:28,777
with my own money,
and I had to buy-
1219
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:31,318
I put them on by hand, Simon...
1220
01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:35,254
and my reputation is all I have,
and for you to sit here...
1221
01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:37,951
telling me that
I'm not intennigent-
1222
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,789
inte-
that I'm not intenni-
1223
01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,419
Let me start over.
- Intelligent. Yeah.
1224
01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:42,656
Hang on.
- Intelligent. Yeah.
1225
01:16:42,730 --> 01:16:44,595
I looked everywhere.
1226
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,725
Don't you hate when you're
on an airplane, you know...
1227
01:16:46,801 --> 01:16:48,894
and the captain's, like,
"If you look out the window...
1228
01:16:48,970 --> 01:16:50,767
toyour left, you're gonna
see another plane"?
1229
01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:52,704
Am I right? See what
I'm talking about?
1230
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,105
Another plane? Right?
1231
01:16:54,175 --> 01:16:55,665
Don'tyou hate when you're
in the supermarket...
1232
01:16:55,743 --> 01:16:57,108
you know, and you're in aisle three.
1233
01:16:57,178 --> 01:16:58,475
And, like, "Clean up
on aisle three."
1234
01:16:58,546 --> 01:17:00,036
You know? And you're, like,
"What am I doing here?"
1235
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,514
I'm in aisle three, huh? Right?
1236
01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:04,017
You're all my fans, right?
You all love me, right?
1237
01:17:04,085 --> 01:17:05,552
Who saw Employee ofthe Month?
1238
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,019
Okay, that's cool.
1239
01:17:07,088 --> 01:17:08,316
Right? Yeah, what's up, Leonidas?
1240
01:17:08,389 --> 01:17:10,186
Super fingers to you.
1241
01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:11,225
No.
1242
01:17:12,727 --> 01:17:13,819
Super fingers...
1243
01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:15,692
to you, Dane Cook!
1244
01:17:17,232 --> 01:17:19,723
This is a metaphor for my career.
1245
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,063
You're off my MySpace page.
1246
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,104
I'm really 42.
1247
01:17:25,773 --> 01:17:27,070
Sorry, I didn't hear
whatyou said...
1248
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:28,439
because
I can't understand you...
1249
01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:30,205
'causeyou talk like this.
1250
01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:32,576
Your mama's such
an old sloppy drunk...
1251
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:35,047
I thought shewas David Hasselhoff.
1252
01:17:35,116 --> 01:17:37,141
Yeah!
1253
01:17:38,953 --> 01:17:40,386
From Knight Rider.
1254
01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:41,581
Dinaladas, do-
1255
01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:43,146
Dot- Dingalidas, Dingalidas...
1256
01:17:43,224 --> 01:17:45,158
Dingledangle, do...
1257
01:17:45,226 --> 01:17:48,218
Ieg squats, and then
you will be a star...
1258
01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:49,888
you will be a star.
1259
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:56,664
The last episode of Sopranos
was most disappointing.
1260
01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:59,764
I mean, did Tony get whacked
or live orwhat?
1261
01:18:03,578 --> 01:18:05,671
What happens in Vegas...
1262
01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:08,272
stays in Vegas.
1263
01:18:08,349 --> 01:18:12,683
You just-You keep doing
the thing you do...
1264
01:18:12,754 --> 01:18:16,087
'cause... the do is thing you do.
1265
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:19,926
* Hey, DJ, turn me out *
1266
01:18:19,994 --> 01:18:22,394
* You gotta keep me movin'
till the moon goes down *
1267
01:18:22,463 --> 01:18:25,159
* Ifyou want to show me,
get below me *
1268
01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:27,633
* Shakeyour thing
till you don't feel lonely *
1269
01:18:27,702 --> 01:18:29,602
* Hey, mister, break it down *
1270
01:18:29,671 --> 01:18:32,071
* You're a B-Boy
that nearly hit the ground *
1271
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:34,870
* You could play it real cool,
act the old school *
1272
01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:37,605
* Jump around until
your act is so cool *
1273
01:18:47,155 --> 01:18:49,055
* Clapyour hands
ifyou're feelin' me *
1274
01:18:49,123 --> 01:18:51,921
* One to the two,
two to the three *
1275
01:18:51,993 --> 01:18:54,188
* Clapyour hands
ifyou're in the mix *
1276
01:18:54,262 --> 01:18:57,060
* Fourto the five,
five to the six *
1277
01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:13,177
* Hey, DJ, turn me out *
1278
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,716
* You gotta keep me movin'
till the moon goes down *
1279
01:19:15,783 --> 01:19:18,411
* If you want to show me,
get below me *
1280
01:19:18,486 --> 01:19:20,920
* Shake your thing
till you don't feel lonely *
1281
01:19:20,989 --> 01:19:22,923
* Hey, mister, break it down *
1282
01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:25,425
* You're a B-Boy
that nearly hit the ground *
1283
01:19:25,493 --> 01:19:28,189
* You could play it real cool,
act the old school *
1284
01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:30,993
* Jump around until
your act is so cool. *
1285
01:26:11,632 --> 01:26:13,862
When you're pushed,
killing's as easy as...
1286
01:26:13,934 --> 01:26:15,925
dancin'.
1287
01:26:16,305 --> 01:27:16,464
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