All language subtitles for Ladies Of The Law s01e05 Love Tree.eng

(Whooshing)

(Twinkling)

- Oh my gosh.

This is unbelievable.

Nine car pile-up, broken necks.

I mean, can you
just smell the money.

- Girl, we in the money.

Ooh, I don't have to
go back to Chicago.

I'm a get a check.

- Excuse me.

Does any one of you
own a 2000, excuse me,

a 2018 benz wagon
license plate says

justice for all.

- Yeah, what can
I do, what's wrong.

- Well, it seems that
you parked illegally

downstairs in a
handicapped spot.

- Oh, oh, you know what?

No one usually parks there.

I'm gonna go grab my keys

and I'll move it, okay.

Sorry.

- Some playboy.

You know what I listen to?

90s R&B radio on pandora.

You know what I
my favorite song is.

Don't fuck with my sister today.

You dig?

Just wanna make
sure you know that.

- Yeah, I think I heard that.

- Yeah, uh-huh, you heard it.

- I can never find
what I'm looking for.

I can't let this one get away.

I now Trixie's
already threatened to.

Look what I found.

Isn't that amazing.

- Sorry, but here's
your bill for $75.

I didn't have to tow
it but I did move it.

- Right.

Uh.

- Oh, well, I tell you
what we not gonna do.

Is pay this $75 bill.

I told you with your
wannabe sexy no sleeve to

your shirt havin' an
ass, let me tell you,

I'm from Chicago, okay.

- Okay, gangsta boo.

- We don't play that shit.

- Gangsta boo.

- You need to just turn around.

- Chi tow, chi town, relax.

Count to 10 backwards,
okay, take a deep breath,

okay, I got this.

- I'm all right.

- I know you all right.

- I'm all right.

- You gonna be better
once you sit down.

- You know who
ain't gonna be all right.

- We got it.

- [Trixie] You know who
ain't gonna be all right.

- 10 backwards, deep breath out.

- Seven, six, five.

- That's good,
look at me, connect.

Okay, count to four.

Listen, let's get back to, hey,

let's get back to the
shoe at hand here.

You know what?

I'm thinking, you
know there's gotta be

a way that you and
me can figure out

this little debacle some
way, don't you think,

what do you think?

- Well, no can do.

I'd rather just do my job

so is that gonna
be debit or credit?

- Let me try this another way.

I'm Natasha.

- Oh, you can call me hands.

- I can see why.

Um.

Well, hands, why don't
I take you out to dinner

to, you know, talk
about all this stuff.

Tomorrow night.

(Groovy singing)

- I guess.

- Yeah, boy's gotta eat right?

- Yeah, I gotta eat.

- 6:00 okay?

Yeah, casa del
mar bar and lounge.

This one right here
is playing hard to get.

Shoot, ain't nobody
got time for that.

You know maybe I
should just pay the $75

and cut my losses.

But the way my dating
life is going right now,

huh, this might just
be all I'm gonna get.

- Hmm, I know that place.

- Yeah, I'm sure you do.

- See you at 6.

- I'll see you at 6.

- All right.

- Ooh!

Dang!

- Don't worry, we'll have
her on her meds, okay.

Stop.

♪ Hittin' to the money every
day break case by case ♪

♪ we work hard

♪ slip and fall, defamation,
litigation this is the place ♪

♪ pain and we work hard

♪ we work hard

(gavel pounding)

(Phone ringing)

(Banging)

(Kicking)

- Whoo, Trixie, are you okay.

- I think you tripped.

Trixie beat the
hell out of a guy

for serving her papers
for unpaid car payments

from a year ago.

Oh, he pressed charges
and the judge sentenced

her to one year of
anger management

and I can always
tell when she has

a session coming
up because she starts

acting all crazy
and then wilded out.

- Ah, frankincense
god, universe,

decenter my
neurons so that I can

deal with these beautifully
imperfect country ass.

(Knocking)

- [Trixie] Open up, it's Trixie.

- Oh, please enter.

(Coughing)

My friend, your synergy is thick

with the problems of this world.

- Girl, it ain't my
troubles making you sick.

That's all that fake ass Ben
gay you put on everything.

What are you
bathing in that shit.

- It's frankincense.

- Frank and who?

This is supposed to
be a private session.

- Please sit.

- Can we get that love
treatment before we start.

- Not just yet.

I'm sensing that
we need to discuss

a few things unmedicated.

You have one more
session after this

and I really want to make sure

that we are clearing
your anger from the root.

Do you feel like
you've relapsed?

- No.

- How many times have
you raised your voice

out of frustration this month?

- I am really starting
to feel the soft side

cabrini green come
out, okay, so I suggest

that you not call here
every again, okay, bye.

A bar mitzvah is not just for
people that are 13 years old?

And the checks,
we need checks, girl.

People are going in
on me on Instagram

about my nail beds.

Your stapler?

My regular talking voice
is pretty loud, so, you know.

It goes up in octaves
depending on what

I'm saying, you know.

- Like Mariah Carey?

- Like if it's not that
important, I might say,

make these copies,
but if it's really important

I would like make these copies.

- Have you used profanity
to degrade yourself

or others this month?

- Uh, no.

- Don't fuck with
my sister today.

- Not a shit?

- Nope.

- Not a damn?

- Not a damn damn.

- Not a bitch.

- Well, let's talk
about that soup bitch.

I mean that's a term
of endearment, so.

- Speaking of bitches,
have you smacked

a bitch this month?

- No.

You know I coulda
had the dust beat

off that girl's ass
with one phone call.

- Trixie don't, don't, don't.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- Stop.

- I did get a little rough
with the copy machine today.

But it's just like.

- What is it Trixie?

Don't be ashamed.

You know you can
speak your mind freely

in our no judgment zone.

- See, that's what I'm saying,

like these bitches in California

are so fake and corny.

Like you, I would make
friends with in Chicago.

I guess what I'm saying, I mean,

I know what I'm saying
is I've been lashing out

because I don't want our
sessions to come to an end

and you better not tell nobody.

- You know everything
here is confidential.

- You really keep me
grounded and I know once

the court order is up next week,

I won't be able to
afford you anymore.

- Let's make a deal.

- Trixie loves a good deal.

- The ladies from the
firm across the hall

that you so eloquently speak of.

- You talkin' about
them thievin' ass,

connivin' ass case stealing
coneckalom wearing,

we all got the same
baby daddy ass thoughts

of the law.

- Yeah, them, I want
you to go over to their

office this afternoon
and do whatever it is

they need for the
remainder of the day.

- Girl, I don't know
what fruits and berries

you been spraying
on that love tree,

but you are out of your mind.

Those are our arch Nemesis.

Like Batman and Superman.

Hennessy and crown royal.

Beyonce and rhianna.

Miranda and minna.

- If you can make it
through this afternoon,

then I would know
that my work with you

is progressive and
I will be willing to do

three more months on
the house to make sure

that you can get to
where you need to be

and we can meet
outside the office.

- Like real homies.

- Like legit homies.

But they have to sign
this paper to confirm

that you did a satisfactory job

and I will ask them.

- This is a lot.

- At this point in
our therapy session

you don't have what
it takes to get what

you want out of the situation,

to discipline your emotions?

- Hell yeah.

- So what you gonna do?

- Be nice as shit.

- And what else?

- Um (clearing throat).

- Allow.

- Allow my positive
thoughts to create my

world around me, I am
love, I am contagious.

- I think you're ready.

- For real for real?

I need these sessions.

I haven't been to jail
since we started them.

And my therapist is the homie.

And she grows some
of the best love tree

I've ever had in my existence

and I'm just not
ready to give that up.

(All chattering)

- Well, well, well, look
at what the hood drug in.

If it's not chi
town's most rachet.

- Look, I'm not here
to go back and forth

with you bitches,
i'm not here for that.

- Well, what are you
here for ditzy Trixie?

- I am love.

I'm here to hang
out and to help.

- Oh, I know, out of the
kindness of your heart?

What are you up to?

- I think we all
need to get to know

each other a little better.

- Girl, cut the bullshit.

- Okay, look, i'm here
on an assignment.

My therapist says
she ain't gonna sign

off on me unless I spend
the day with you guys.

(All laughing)

- Now why in the
holy black lawyer hell

would we ever do that for you?

- Because.

Because.

I am love.

- Girl, did you just
give me an orgasm.

- Maybe, I can do it again,
too, if you sign these papers.

- You said it gotta
be turned in by today.

- [Man] Hello?

- Oh, my god, you can't be here.

- Why not?

- Because that's
the man y'all tried

to kill earlier today
and we don't know

about you but we
need our clients.

- Girl, think quick.

- Cover her.

- Not this time.

- Oh, the closet.

- What do you mean the closet.

Wait, what are you.

I'm not in the closet.

- You better stay in that closet

and don't you come
out or don't you

even think about us signing

your little crazy papers.

Mr. Devereaux, welcome.

- Is it safe?

- Yes, it is absolutely safe.

I am so sorry to hear about what

happened at the
crazy zoo up the hall.

I assure you, we are all
very mentally stable here.

- I've never been so
frightened in my life.

You know, you know
what we should do?

We should pray for those girls.

- Mm-hmm.

- Lord.

We pray for that
young girl who lost

control earlier today
for we know that

for us to live, we must
always control our mind

and our emotions.

- Mm-hmm.

- Touch this young girl's spirit

and an overwhelming sense
of giving her peace right now.

- Right now.

- Let her know she is loved

and she is capable.

In Jesus' name.

- Jesus.

- And everybody said.

- [All] Amen, amen.

- Now I want to get
down to business,

but I'm having
movement in my bowels.

- Oh.

- Where's the bathroom.

- First door on your right.

- Oh, don't go in there.

- What does the Bible
say about the wrong door?

- Oh, in the book
he says the lamps

are path of my feet.

And the light is
a path of the life.

- Preacher.

- Oh, and all have
sinned and fallen

short of the glory of god.

- And?

- But if we confess our sins.

♪ Whoo

he will fairly
and justly forgive

us of our sins and cleanse us

of all righteousness.

Oh, no, good god
kingdom, no, it's her.

She's been following me.

She wants me dead.

- No, no, no, no, no.

No, sir, it's not like that.

These ladies found out
what happened this morning

and they demanded
that I come here and

get into the prayer closet.

- [Co-worker] That's
our prayer closet.

- Must have fell asleep
because when I woke up

I heard your praying for me

and I was like, you
know wow, what a selfless

and inspiring act.

Oh, god really does cure
us of our righteousness,

forgive us for our
righteousness.

Thank you ladies.

Oh, god bless you all.

Oh, thank you.,

oh, I almost forgot.

The management says that
they wanted the paperwork

signed before
the end of the day.

Halleloo, yeah.

Yes, Jesus.

Ooh.

All right.

- Amen.

- Yes, yes, god bless you all.

- That's what I'm talking about.

God fearing women
who will convict their

fellow man when they're wrong.

Praise the lord.

- [Women] Praise the lord.

- Yes.

- Hashtag me, too.

- So me and the love
tree have about three

more beautiful months
together and it's kind of funny.

I really do feel at peace.

Like maybe god
was speaking to me

through that man in the office.

I help myself, I help others.

My therapist is the bomb,

but y'all better
not tell nobody.

I did my good deed and now,

I'm off to go have
drinks with the girls.

This is so nice, all
of us here together,

happy, no fights.

- No fights.

- This is good.

- Yeah, I'm glad we did it.

- Hi, my name is Rick.

What can I get for
y'all this evening.

- That is so nice of
you to come over here

and check on us.

Your mother raised a great son.

- Ma'am, I work here,
so that's why I'm asking.

What would you like?

- Okay.

- I'll have a white wine.

- [Miranda] House
Margarita please.

- That's really sweet
of you to come over

to our table.

- I was actually
assigned to this table

and you were just seated here.

- Okay, smart ass.

- Don't do it.

- I was just trying to
have a profitable day

with minimal confrontations,
but this one right here,

ay dios mio.

- Okay, well, what
would you suggest.

- I actually, I don't eat here.

The food is for uptight
and older women

who are angry at the world,

so they take their money out

on their ex-husband's alimony.

- Trust me when I tell you that

we are probably some
of the nicest people

you've ever had
seated in this restaurant.

- Sure, now can
you please order.

- Okay, Hector.

Let's see, this looks like a,

you know, I really don't
want to upset anybody.

- Keep it simple, please.

- I'm just gonna order the
ciabatta Turkey sandwich

with the cranberry sauce.

- [Waiter] Sorry,
we're out of that.

- Mm.

Okay.

George, this looks
like the perfect meal

for a beautiful angry free day.

I'm gonna have the
heirlooms Kale salad

with the added egg whites
and lemon something dressing.

- We are out of that as well.

- Well, that's good to hear.

- Yep.

- Sorry.

Typing in all those
case studies, you know.

Oh, my god, his
hands were as rough

as stone age cracked concrete.

Oh, god, I need
something stronger.

Tequila.

- Football brought
me to Los Angeles.

Yes, I was all first all team

running back in high
school, in Alabama.

Then injury started
to take its toll,

so I started a tow
truck company.

Here I am, here we are.

- Here we are, too, cheers.

- It just seems like
everything I order

doesn't exist here or
you're running some type

of organization
disguised as a restaurant.

- How about you try the
restaurant up the street.

- [Trixie] Okay, you know what.

- [Coworker] You know
what, no, no, no, no,

she's gonna have a water,
she's gonna have a water.

- I don't want no
water, I want his ass.

- Put that down.

Look at Natasha,
look at Natasha,

looks like she's having
a great time on her date.

- No she don't.

- She is.

I think it's time for me to
go make my peace then.

- Wait now?

- No, I wouldn't
say it's that time.

Trixie, please.

Oh, god, oh, god.

I'm gonna need
something stronger to drink.

- Blah, blah,
blah, I'm a lawyer.

Blah, blah, blah, I'm a mom.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm a man and what
does it matter anyway.

I stopped listening
a long time ago.

My friends say that
corporate women are freaks.

I'm still miserable.

- Hi.

- Hey, would you
get your crazy sister.

- Look.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

- That's what you say,
but do you mean it?

- Yes.

Yes.

- Trixie, Trixie, Trixie.

Listen, you do not
have to apologize, okay.

We love you just
the way you are.

You're angry, no
nonsense, rachet.

I miss the old Trixie.

- Not me.

I don't like her
touching my stuff,

but I do like the nice Trixie.

She didn't call me not
one name today, all day.

Mm.

- Beat somebody up.

- What about you fancy fast.

- Fancy fast.

You know what, it
doesn't even matter,

'cause you still my Trixie.

- Oh, don't hit me.

'Cause I was actually
about to fuck you up.

- I know you were.

- [Natasha] We love you,
and you know actually

I think I'm just
gonna spend the rest

of the happy hour with
my girls if that's okay.

- Sure.

It's on me.

- [All] Aw, thank you.

- Bye hands.

- Thank you, thank you.

Oh, my god.

I could not stand
that man touching me

for another minute.

- He wasn't supposed
to be touching

your for a minute.

He was supposed
to be touching you

all night long.

- Well, honey,
if all night meant

sasquatch gorilla
fingers with little

thorns coming up out of them

crawling all over you.

- Do you need a band-aid.

- Child, it was.

♪ Give up

♪ I could find a
way to take things ♪

♪ or sit back listening
take just things ♪

♪ aspiring in the
money so useless ♪

♪ I don't know how to use it

♪ use it

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