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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,736 (Loud flashing) 2 00:00:03,735 --> 00:00:05,905 (Chiming) 3 00:00:07,069 --> 00:00:08,569 - Yeah, girl, so somebody told me 4 00:00:08,569 --> 00:00:09,729 that they had saw him and Karen 5 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:11,203 leaving the hotel together, 6 00:00:11,202 --> 00:00:12,435 but I didn't think anything of it because, you know, 7 00:00:12,435 --> 00:00:15,135 Karen, was the maid of honor at my wedding. 8 00:00:15,135 --> 00:00:17,865 But my intuition started kicking in. 9 00:00:17,869 --> 00:00:20,199 So naturally, I hacked his Instagram 10 00:00:20,202 --> 00:00:23,602 and lo and behold, he has slipped into her dms 11 00:00:23,602 --> 00:00:25,870 six months after our wedding. 12 00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:27,569 He didn't even wait on the divorce. 13 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,829 And when I tell you they've been banging 14 00:00:28,835 --> 00:00:31,104 ever since, I mean in my kitchen, 15 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:32,903 in my living room, my laundry room. 16 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,404 They even got down in the baptismal pool at my church 17 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,902 while my grandpa was preaching. 18 00:00:36,902 --> 00:00:38,302 I couldn't make this up. 19 00:00:38,303 --> 00:00:40,003 - Girl, no he didn't. 20 00:00:40,002 --> 00:00:41,570 So then what happened? 21 00:00:41,569 --> 00:00:43,836 - I went to his house, I got the key from under the pot, 22 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,103 and I waited. 23 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,933 - Oof, I know he was surprised to see you. 24 00:00:46,935 --> 00:00:48,570 - He didn't see me coming. 25 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,530 The first thing that caught his eye 26 00:00:49,537 --> 00:00:51,104 was the edge of a plate. 27 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:52,503 (Melinda chortles) 28 00:00:52,503 --> 00:00:54,103 Ingrate-ass slut. 29 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:57,233 Girl, I laid him up with everything in that kitchen. 30 00:00:57,236 --> 00:00:59,604 Silverware, napkins, I even plugged in the blender 31 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:01,203 and tried to blend his ass a new one. 32 00:01:01,203 --> 00:01:02,736 You feel me? 33 00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:05,705 - Okay, Aisha, I thought we were suing him for damages. 34 00:01:05,703 --> 00:01:07,203 - I am. 35 00:01:07,203 --> 00:01:08,733 Cut my finger on one of them plates. 36 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,236 - Okay, do you still get mail at this residence? 37 00:01:11,236 --> 00:01:12,496 - I do. 38 00:01:12,503 --> 00:01:14,103 And I have texts from him stating that I can 39 00:01:14,104 --> 00:01:15,364 come over at any point that week 40 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:16,670 and get my belongings. 41 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:18,104 - Are there cameras in this house? 42 00:01:18,104 --> 00:01:20,334 - Yes, there is one ext... (Children shouting) 43 00:01:20,336 --> 00:01:21,271 Quit it! 44 00:01:21,272 --> 00:01:22,502 Kick your sister one more time, 45 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,803 I'm burning 2k when we get home, I promise. 46 00:01:24,803 --> 00:01:26,063 I'm sorry. 47 00:01:26,071 --> 00:01:27,571 Yes, there is one exterior camera 48 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,070 that shows me peacefully entering 49 00:01:29,071 --> 00:01:31,471 and him forcibly putting me out. 50 00:01:31,471 --> 00:01:32,971 I mean, I land on my face and he's 51 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:35,070 standing above me yelling and screaming, it's bananas. 52 00:01:35,071 --> 00:01:37,138 - Well done, Mrs. Price! 53 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:39,805 Okay, I'm gonna turn this over to Natasha, 54 00:01:39,803 --> 00:01:41,371 she'll probably take a few days to look it over 55 00:01:41,371 --> 00:01:42,671 and get back to you. 56 00:01:42,671 --> 00:01:45,171 But I'm really sorry you had to go through this. 57 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:46,138 - [Mrs. Price] Don't be sorry. 58 00:01:46,138 --> 00:01:47,668 I'm not sorry. 59 00:01:47,671 --> 00:01:49,301 He's gonna be the sorry one when I'm done doggin' his ass. 60 00:01:49,304 --> 00:01:51,772 - (Laughs) Okay, absolutely. 61 00:01:51,771 --> 00:01:54,339 Well, you have come to the right firm for this one. 62 00:01:54,337 --> 00:01:56,537 - I am looking forward to speaking with her. 63 00:01:56,537 --> 00:01:58,637 - Yes, ma'am, we'll talk soon, okay? 64 00:01:58,637 --> 00:01:59,637 - Thank you. 65 00:02:02,837 --> 00:02:03,837 Kids! 66 00:02:04,904 --> 00:02:06,234 - Wow. 67 00:02:06,237 --> 00:02:07,072 - Girl! 68 00:02:07,073 --> 00:02:08,203 - Wow! 69 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:09,435 - Look at you bringing in the meal. 70 00:02:09,437 --> 00:02:10,804 I hope we can eat off of this one. 71 00:02:10,804 --> 00:02:12,472 - I can't believe them guys. 72 00:02:12,471 --> 00:02:14,438 I mean, when will these professional athletes ever learn? 73 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:16,405 - I know, that it's cheaper to keep it in their pants. 74 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,564 - Aye yay yay. 75 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,471 ♪ Into the money every day 76 00:02:19,471 --> 00:02:23,801 ♪ break case by case 77 00:02:23,804 --> 00:02:31,411 ♪ we work hard 78 00:02:31,405 --> 00:02:33,873 ♪ slip and fall defamation litigation ♪ 79 00:02:33,871 --> 00:02:38,108 ♪ this is the place 80 00:02:38,105 --> 00:02:43,875 ♪ we work hard 81 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:49,075 (gavel bangs) 82 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,072 - Hi. 83 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:53,872 - Hey. 84 00:02:53,872 --> 00:02:54,706 Sis. 85 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:55,866 - What? 86 00:02:55,872 --> 00:02:57,072 - Professional athlete, football player, 87 00:02:57,073 --> 00:02:58,833 tay price, his babies' mama called in 88 00:02:58,838 --> 00:03:00,306 with a domestic abuse claim. 89 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,405 - Oh, my goodness. 90 00:03:01,405 --> 00:03:03,239 Los Angeles linebacker tay price? 91 00:03:03,239 --> 00:03:04,069 - [All] Yes! 92 00:03:04,074 --> 00:03:05,074 - Are you kidding me? 93 00:03:05,074 --> 00:03:06,573 - [Trixie] No! - Oh my gosh. 94 00:03:06,572 --> 00:03:07,905 - And I am telling you I feel good about this one. 95 00:03:07,905 --> 00:03:08,835 - Really? 96 00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:09,773 You guys, this is awesome. 97 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,403 This is just a great beginning 98 00:03:11,406 --> 00:03:14,141 for an already amazing day. 99 00:03:14,139 --> 00:03:14,969 And guess what else? 100 00:03:14,972 --> 00:03:15,939 Drumroll! 101 00:03:15,939 --> 00:03:18,174 (Drumming desk) 102 00:03:18,173 --> 00:03:21,473 It's the annual national women's appreciation day. (Laughs) 103 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:22,473 - Oh. 104 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:23,473 - Isn't this great? 105 00:03:23,473 --> 00:03:24,703 - Yes. - You guys! 106 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:27,406 - I have to go and um, rake my leaves. 107 00:03:27,406 --> 00:03:28,336 - Rake your what? 108 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,506 - Leaves, leaves, leaves! 109 00:03:29,506 --> 00:03:31,106 - This is California, Tina. 110 00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:33,546 - But my backyard gets all four seasons. 111 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,239 - Okay, put your purse down. 112 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:43,076 I know that trying new things is scary. 113 00:03:43,074 --> 00:03:43,904 I get that. 114 00:03:43,907 --> 00:03:45,137 - Mm. 115 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:48,508 - And I also can feel a little resentment 116 00:03:48,506 --> 00:03:50,936 about the other day and I want you to know 117 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,140 that I'm sorry. 118 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,400 - [All] Mm. 119 00:03:53,406 --> 00:03:55,407 - Okay, I was a little uncool, I get that. 120 00:03:55,406 --> 00:03:57,206 - I love these cushions! 121 00:03:57,207 --> 00:03:58,974 I'm so glad she got 'em. 122 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:00,733 They make life almost worth it at this firm. 123 00:04:00,739 --> 00:04:01,973 - They feel really good. 124 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:03,503 - Yeah, mine's curled. 125 00:04:03,506 --> 00:04:04,906 - Oh, no, no, no, don't even start. 126 00:04:04,906 --> 00:04:06,306 Don't start with me. 127 00:04:06,307 --> 00:04:07,537 I don't wanna hear it, I don't wanna hear it. 128 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:09,075 No, no, listen to me, no, no, no. 129 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,604 You don't even acknowledge the court ordered month 130 00:04:10,607 --> 00:04:11,837 that you're supposed to do 131 00:04:11,839 --> 00:04:13,599 and all of a sudden you wanna take our son 132 00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:14,677 for a week to Belize? 133 00:04:15,607 --> 00:04:16,607 Are you... 134 00:04:17,774 --> 00:04:20,074 - It's kinda like that movie, hancock. 135 00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:21,234 Have you seen that movie? 136 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,170 You know when will Smith and the white girl, 137 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:27,343 like the closer the get, they get more weaker? 138 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:29,208 It's the same thing with her and her baby's daddy, 139 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:31,247 but it's like they get more evil. 140 00:04:32,407 --> 00:04:34,447 It is a scary thing to watch. 141 00:04:36,207 --> 00:04:37,437 - Are you done? 142 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,874 You don't care about showing him the world! 143 00:04:38,874 --> 00:04:41,874 You care about showing whatever ho you screwing the world. 144 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,209 No, no, Sonny, the only mistake I made 145 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:48,177 was having a child with your ho ass, that's it. 146 00:04:48,175 --> 00:04:49,605 Yes, yeah, you know, mm-mm. 147 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:51,637 (Natasha growls) 148 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,570 - Woo! 149 00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:54,245 I'm glad I don't have any kids. 150 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,570 - I'm not sure why Miranda would ever feel like speaking 151 00:04:57,574 --> 00:05:00,374 during one of Natasha's baby daddy episodes was safe. 152 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:02,541 It's not safe. 153 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,508 - I'm sorry, what was that? 154 00:05:05,508 --> 00:05:06,738 You're glad you don't have any kids? 155 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,109 Well, you know what, if your mothering skills 156 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,975 are anything like your dating skills, 157 00:05:09,974 --> 00:05:11,474 (whispers) It's best that you don't. 158 00:05:11,475 --> 00:05:12,405 And you know what? 159 00:05:12,409 --> 00:05:13,608 That actually goes for you. 160 00:05:13,608 --> 00:05:14,808 In fact, while we're on the subject, 161 00:05:14,808 --> 00:05:16,108 let's talk about your budgeting skills. 162 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,108 You know we don't have a lot of money, 163 00:05:18,108 --> 00:05:20,078 okay, Miranda, and what are these? 164 00:05:21,475 --> 00:05:23,875 You're spending money that we don't have on cushions 165 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,509 so you can sit more comfortably? 166 00:05:25,508 --> 00:05:27,168 Are you (pounding) Kidding me? 167 00:05:27,175 --> 00:05:28,335 - [Miranda] Hey! 168 00:05:28,341 --> 00:05:29,341 - You, too! 169 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:31,575 You know we don't have the money. 170 00:05:31,575 --> 00:05:35,211 - (Shouting) Run! 171 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:38,209 (Whines) This is... 172 00:05:40,575 --> 00:05:42,905 - You know, I just wanted to do something nice 173 00:05:42,908 --> 00:05:45,248 for the girls, you know, to show them that I... 174 00:05:46,808 --> 00:05:48,708 Appreciated them, you know? 175 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:52,775 Homemade brownies. 176 00:05:52,775 --> 00:05:53,941 - [Miranda] Oh! 177 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:54,741 - Well, you shoulda led with that. 178 00:05:54,741 --> 00:05:55,409 - I know, I know. 179 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,540 - Yes, girl. 180 00:05:56,542 --> 00:05:57,477 - 'Cause i'm totally popping now. 181 00:05:57,477 --> 00:05:58,937 Tell me what you want to say. 182 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,241 - Well, all right, you know, I'm gonna see you guys at three 183 00:06:00,242 --> 00:06:01,809 and then I'm gonna look over this case, 184 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,843 but I would love if you guys would wear these 185 00:06:03,842 --> 00:06:05,942 women's appreciation day t-shirts. 186 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:06,871 - [Tina] What? 187 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:09,077 - Put the t-shirts on, okay? 188 00:06:09,076 --> 00:06:11,206 And the hats, these hats are so cute. 189 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,576 - Okay, no to the hats. - Okay? 190 00:06:12,576 --> 00:06:13,606 - Please, please, please. 191 00:06:13,609 --> 00:06:14,676 - No, I just did my hair, no. 192 00:06:14,676 --> 00:06:16,110 - Tina, please. 193 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:18,978 And hand out these banners, hang up these banners. 194 00:06:18,976 --> 00:06:20,306 Okay, you guys? 195 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:22,209 And I just want you to know, I... 196 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:27,510 I love you guys. 197 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:28,439 - Aw. 198 00:06:28,442 --> 00:06:29,177 - Aw, not wearing the hat. 199 00:06:29,178 --> 00:06:30,308 - Not really. 200 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:31,144 - Girl, has she been drinking? 201 00:06:31,144 --> 00:06:32,404 - I don't know. 202 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:34,090 Can I have a brownie? - Stop, I heard that. 203 00:06:35,077 --> 00:06:36,377 - Why, can I 204 00:06:36,377 --> 00:06:37,577 I don't want all of them. 205 00:06:37,576 --> 00:06:38,976 - [Tina] Okay, step away, step away. 206 00:06:40,177 --> 00:06:41,177 - Okay. 207 00:06:42,876 --> 00:06:43,876 Let's see. 208 00:06:47,677 --> 00:06:49,107 - You can actually probably cut the neck off 209 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:50,310 and make it cute. 210 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,277 - [Miranda] There's one that looks like you. 211 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,243 - [Tina] Oh, yeah look. 212 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:53,143 Oh, look, here's your hair! 213 00:06:53,144 --> 00:06:55,944 - I told you. (Laughs) 214 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:05,950 (Dramatic music) 215 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:31,910 - Excuse me. 216 00:07:33,178 --> 00:07:35,078 Has someone seen my lucky stapler? 217 00:07:35,078 --> 00:07:35,944 Huh? 218 00:07:35,944 --> 00:07:37,444 Someone must have taken it and 219 00:07:37,444 --> 00:07:39,912 replaced it with this Danny devito of office supplies. 220 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,540 - Well, I was looking for it earlier. 221 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,274 I couldn't find it and I don't know who took it, 222 00:07:43,278 --> 00:07:45,678 so I mean, at least I tried to replace it. 223 00:07:45,678 --> 00:07:48,513 - Trixie, you know I can't do big cases 224 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,981 without my lucky stapler, okay? 225 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:53,804 I mean, what is this? 226 00:07:53,811 --> 00:07:55,312 You know what? 227 00:07:55,311 --> 00:07:57,071 You know what, I can't keep nothing nice around here. 228 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:58,079 Unbelievable. 229 00:08:00,944 --> 00:08:02,145 Oh, god. 230 00:08:02,145 --> 00:08:05,875 (Natasha shouting) 231 00:08:05,878 --> 00:08:07,112 - What the hell you do with her stapler? 232 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,079 - Trixie, what did you do with her stapler? 233 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:08,839 - What are you talking about? 234 00:08:08,845 --> 00:08:09,845 I like Danny devito. 235 00:08:09,845 --> 00:08:11,312 - Oh, god. 236 00:08:11,312 --> 00:08:13,446 - My goal was to come in here today 237 00:08:13,445 --> 00:08:15,313 and shower the girls with love 238 00:08:15,312 --> 00:08:17,572 on women's appreciation day. 239 00:08:17,578 --> 00:08:21,938 But someone always has to do something stupid 240 00:08:21,944 --> 00:08:23,074 and ruin it up 241 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:25,379 like steal my goddamn lucky stapler 242 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,479 when we get a huge NFL case. 243 00:08:27,479 --> 00:08:28,979 But you know what, you know what? 244 00:08:28,978 --> 00:08:31,078 (Breathes deeply) I'm not gonna let this ruin my day. 245 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:33,749 But something has to be done about this. 246 00:08:35,379 --> 00:08:39,082 So we're gonna start off women's appreciation day 247 00:08:39,079 --> 00:08:42,079 with a little speed dating. 248 00:08:42,079 --> 00:08:44,449 I know. (Laughs) 249 00:08:45,345 --> 00:08:46,475 Okay, come on. 250 00:08:46,479 --> 00:08:47,545 Come on. 251 00:08:47,545 --> 00:08:48,545 Come on, girls. 252 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:51,910 - [Tina] Where are the men? 253 00:08:51,912 --> 00:08:52,912 - Okay. 254 00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:55,642 - Where are the men? 255 00:08:55,646 --> 00:08:57,213 - I'll be the goddamn man, okay? 256 00:08:57,213 --> 00:09:00,143 Listen, this is a great way for us to come together 257 00:09:00,146 --> 00:09:02,114 and strengthen our communication skills 258 00:09:02,113 --> 00:09:05,148 so we can be stronger and better communicators. 259 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:06,876 - Okay, but how can this be called 260 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,282 women's appreciation day and we're still focused on men? 261 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,740 - I don't understand what you're saying, Miranda. 262 00:09:11,745 --> 00:09:14,075 - Speed dating, which is dating men fast. 263 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,713 The point is it's focused on men. 264 00:09:15,712 --> 00:09:17,242 - That right there, that's the problem. 265 00:09:17,246 --> 00:09:18,613 Okay, what did we talk about? 266 00:09:18,613 --> 00:09:20,843 Thinking before speaking. 267 00:09:20,845 --> 00:09:22,613 Remember we talked about that? 268 00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:24,113 So, I thought that this speed dating 269 00:09:24,113 --> 00:09:28,313 would be a great platform to make our connection stronger. 270 00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:29,443 Okay? 271 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:32,082 And since it's something that all of you 272 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,520 can't seem to figure out, it's what you all want. 273 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,714 - What's not working is the invisible men. 274 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,881 - Use your imagination, that's your problem. 275 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,710 Okay? 276 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:41,546 - [Miranda] Mm-hmm. 277 00:09:41,546 --> 00:09:42,546 - Let's go. 278 00:09:44,513 --> 00:09:45,843 - Hey. 279 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,414 Hey. 280 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:48,980 - Where were you July 18 between the hours of 281 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:49,980 two and eight P.M.? 282 00:09:52,081 --> 00:09:53,751 What's your favorite office supply? 283 00:09:55,281 --> 00:09:58,383 - I don't know, I mean, I haven't given it much thought. 284 00:09:58,381 --> 00:09:59,841 - I was here. 285 00:09:59,846 --> 00:10:00,846 - The whole time? 286 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:04,511 - No, I left at five P.M. like I always do. 287 00:10:04,514 --> 00:10:05,844 - And then what? 288 00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:09,283 I need an answer now, Miranda. 289 00:10:09,281 --> 00:10:11,051 - Okay, um... 290 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:17,081 - Would you say you're in and out of the office a lot? 291 00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:18,081 - I would. 292 00:10:20,114 --> 00:10:24,284 - And then I went and got a drink and went home. 293 00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:27,049 - If I had to pick something then I would say the copy... 294 00:10:27,048 --> 00:10:28,515 - cool. 295 00:10:28,514 --> 00:10:33,514 Did you happen to take a little something extra with you? 296 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:40,444 And you'd say you maybe leave some stuff, 297 00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:44,350 lose some stuff, maybe get things mixed up? 298 00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:45,348 - Maybe. 299 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,591 - I don't think I would... 300 00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:51,881 (Slams table) 301 00:10:51,881 --> 00:10:56,021 - Did you take something long, black, and hard? 302 00:10:58,747 --> 00:11:01,483 - You just gonna put my business out there like that? 303 00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:02,552 - Oh, you're so smug. 304 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:05,082 Up. 305 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:05,882 Now! 306 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,115 - Oh, go ahead. 307 00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:08,083 Go ahead, I'm sure it's the most action 308 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,243 you had in months, get in there! 309 00:11:09,248 --> 00:11:11,158 - I wouldn't want your kleptomaniac ass! 310 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:14,612 - I was gonna say the copy machine. 311 00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:16,515 Look, I don't have your stapler, Natasha. 312 00:11:16,515 --> 00:11:18,115 (Slams table) - There it is! 313 00:11:18,115 --> 00:11:20,383 No one said anything about a stapler. 314 00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:22,252 You just spoke your freudian slip. 315 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,349 Give it to me now! 316 00:11:24,348 --> 00:11:25,648 Speaking of ass, you sloppy thing, 317 00:11:25,648 --> 00:11:27,878 nothing can get in there anyway. 318 00:11:27,882 --> 00:11:29,512 You give me my damn stapler. 319 00:11:29,515 --> 00:11:31,383 Go get my stapler! 320 00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:32,582 - Your stapler? 321 00:11:33,782 --> 00:11:34,615 - Give it to me. 322 00:11:34,615 --> 00:11:35,615 - Oh, my Jesus. 323 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:37,618 - Really, Natasha? 324 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:40,316 Girl, I ain't got your damn stapler. 325 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:42,350 I thought you was talking about some dick, girl. 326 00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:43,309 - Do you know what? - What? 327 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:44,284 - I wish I did steal the stapler 328 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:45,483 so I could shove it up your ass! 329 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:46,316 - Oh yeah? 330 00:11:46,316 --> 00:11:47,146 - Yeah! 331 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,616 - Bag check, everyone! 332 00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:52,086 No one leaves this office until every fake bag is checked! 333 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,313 Smoochy loochy! 334 00:11:55,183 --> 00:11:56,916 Is a cocoon! 335 00:11:56,915 --> 00:11:57,915 Now! 336 00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:01,313 Well, I think the kickoff to women's appreciation day 337 00:12:01,316 --> 00:12:03,384 is going swell. 338 00:12:03,383 --> 00:12:06,083 (Playful music) 339 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,083 - I hope she finds that stapler 340 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,584 so she can stop being so cruel. 341 00:12:18,649 --> 00:12:21,449 - Okay, you guys, this was an amazing start 342 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:26,449 to the first annual women's appreciation day. 343 00:12:27,849 --> 00:12:28,784 You know, do you think I should have done this in 3D? 344 00:12:28,784 --> 00:12:30,444 Anyway, you guys, you know what? 345 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,351 So finish up the brownies, okay, 346 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:35,619 and then just take a little 15 minute break 347 00:12:35,617 --> 00:12:38,886 and then we'll resume. 348 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,143 Okay? 349 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,490 This is amazing. 350 00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:50,587 ♪ I got me got me you best believe it ♪ 351 00:12:50,584 --> 00:12:54,584 ♪ I won't lose bow down and crown me please ♪ 352 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:56,618 ♪ shout out to my motivators 353 00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:58,685 ♪ much love to all my haters 354 00:12:58,684 --> 00:13:00,344 ♪ I just came to claim what's mine ♪ 355 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:03,652 ♪ I gave you bitches plenty time ♪ 356 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:07,420 ♪ who's laughing now 357 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:10,747 ♪ who's in the crowd 358 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,750 hi, hi. 359 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:17,525 Uh, I am Natasha giles and I'm new to this site. 360 00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:22,653 Um, actually, I am looking for, 361 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:25,350 what I'm looking for is a really great guy 362 00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:27,748 with a two syllable name. 363 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,485 No offense to all the people who have a three syllable name, 364 00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:31,745 it's just my tongue doesn't work in three syllables. 365 00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:33,281 Um, and speaking of tongues, 366 00:13:33,285 --> 00:13:35,252 I would love someone who was a foodie, 367 00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:37,081 which means that you must have gone through 368 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:38,615 some type of culinary training. 369 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,548 Just a little slight necessity. 370 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,086 Um, two parent household. 371 00:13:42,085 --> 00:13:43,315 No offense to all the single mamas out there, 372 00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:45,752 I'm a single mama, but don't want the drama. 373 00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:46,581 - [Miranda] Natasha! 374 00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,616 - So, yeah? 375 00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:50,786 (Natasha chanting in foreign language) 376 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:51,715 - [Miranda] What are you doing? 377 00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:52,951 - What? 378 00:13:52,951 --> 00:13:53,911 Oh, you know I need to do my yoga time 379 00:13:53,919 --> 00:13:55,949 before I start my day. 380 00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:57,119 You know, it centers me. 381 00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:58,086 Where's my coffee? 382 00:13:58,086 --> 00:13:58,916 - It's downstairs. 383 00:13:58,918 --> 00:13:59,818 Girl! 384 00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:00,618 - What? 385 00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:02,119 - Listen. 386 00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:04,319 You are not gonna believe what I have to tell you. 387 00:14:04,319 --> 00:14:06,319 ♪ Back on my bullshit yeah 388 00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:10,489 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit yeah 389 00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:12,753 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit yeah bullshit ♪ 390 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,911 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit yeah 391 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,478 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit brag 392 00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:19,754 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit 100 percent ♪ 393 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:23,088 ♪ 10 toes got three grows plus 10 trouts ♪ 394 00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:25,353 ♪ and seven glocks with extendos ♪ 395 00:14:25,352 --> 00:14:27,852 - [Natasha] You effing thieving snitches! 396 00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:28,852 - Mm-hmm. 397 00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:36,186 - What do you want, Natasha? 398 00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:37,986 - We want my sister's stapler back. 399 00:14:37,986 --> 00:14:39,086 - Yeah what she said. 400 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,246 - What stapler? 401 00:14:40,252 --> 00:14:41,886 - You know which stapler she's talking about! 402 00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:43,453 One of your goons took it. 403 00:14:43,452 --> 00:14:44,682 The one with the perky boobs 404 00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:46,653 and the perfect dimples. 405 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:47,882 - Aren't they just perfect? 406 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,116 - They're all right, they're not the best. 407 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,950 - [Tori] Leilani! - Oh. 408 00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:52,320 - Jessica! 409 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,390 Get out here. 410 00:14:54,886 --> 00:14:57,086 - Click clack, click clack. 411 00:14:57,087 --> 00:14:58,517 - Ah, the witches of eastwick. 412 00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:03,689 - It seems like we have a little bit of a beef 413 00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:06,421 (chuckles) Today with the girls next door. 414 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,720 - Sweetheart won't be no beef, you little thief, 415 00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:10,287 if you'd give me back my lucky stapler! 416 00:15:10,287 --> 00:15:11,287 - Uh-uh! 417 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,089 - Ah, you mean this stapler right here? 418 00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:16,153 - Oh! 419 00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,353 - Ah, ah, ah! 420 00:15:17,353 --> 00:15:18,288 Not so fast. 421 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:19,748 - What do you mean not so fast? 422 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,688 Y'all came up into our office and took our stuff. 423 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,517 - Mm-hmm. 424 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,687 - It's war. 425 00:15:23,687 --> 00:15:25,721 - Pump your brakes, gladi-haters. 426 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,520 - Break it down for 'em real slow, Leilani. 427 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,590 - I found your precious stapler in the bathroom. 428 00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:35,723 - She wouldn't. 429 00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,097 - You know the rules. 430 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,318 - Finders keepers, losers weepers. 431 00:15:42,321 --> 00:15:43,521 (Sobbing) 432 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,787 - Dammit! 433 00:15:44,787 --> 00:15:46,457 Damn dammit, dammit! 434 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:49,218 - It's okay. 435 00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:50,588 - No, no, this always happens. 436 00:15:50,587 --> 00:15:53,087 I was arguing with my baby daddy on the phone 437 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:54,818 and, dammit he ruins everything I love. 438 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,650 Everything I love! 439 00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:56,483 Everything! 440 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,089 Anytime I've got... 441 00:15:58,088 --> 00:16:00,818 So there've been some pretty bad battles in the building 442 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:05,790 over things being left behind in halls, in bathrooms, 443 00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:08,418 but it's caused things to get 444 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:11,121 a little bit violent around here. 445 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,155 There was the mysterious tampon, 446 00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:15,954 the battle of the printer jet, 447 00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:19,391 the battle of the very expensive pin De maude blanc 448 00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:20,988 with the girls on 504. 449 00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:22,255 In fact, I think one of those girls 450 00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,084 still walks with a cane to this day. 451 00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:27,822 Anyway, because of this violence, you know, 452 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,490 all the firms came together to sign this treaty 453 00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:34,518 and being lawyers, we pay special attention to detail 454 00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:37,951 that whatever you have left in the bathroom, 455 00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:39,389 then you really didn't deserve 456 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,889 to have it in the first place. 457 00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:44,388 So it's up to you to decide whether you want to keep it or 458 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,754 give it back. 459 00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:48,718 I read the treaty. 460 00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:50,888 I'm asking you, 461 00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:54,929 are you going to keep it or give it back? 462 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,259 - I think I'll... 463 00:16:59,455 --> 00:17:00,355 - Keep it! 464 00:17:00,356 --> 00:17:01,386 - No! 465 00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:02,219 No! - Oh! 466 00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:03,223 - Okay, okay. 467 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,483 Stand up, come on. 468 00:17:04,489 --> 00:17:05,422 You gotta man up. - We can do this, 469 00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:06,252 we can do this. - I'm fine. 470 00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:07,455 I'm fine. 471 00:17:07,455 --> 00:17:08,289 I'm fine, you know, I heard her. 472 00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:09,119 - [Trixie] You good? 473 00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:11,093 - Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. 474 00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:16,985 - Oh, this is gonna look so good 475 00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:20,825 on top of that big ol' stack of cases 476 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,422 that we're actually working on. (Laughs) 477 00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:25,356 - You close your dumb mouth, Tori. 478 00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:28,892 - (Laughs) Close? 479 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:31,989 Isn't that that word that y'all don't know nothing about? 480 00:17:31,989 --> 00:17:33,456 I'm sorry, tell me one more time, 481 00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:38,226 when was the last time y'all actually closed a case? 482 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,091 - Girl! (Scoffs) 483 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:40,950 - Trixie. 484 00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:41,690 - Trixie, don't, don't, don't. 485 00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:42,921 - Oh no, oh no! 486 00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:44,262 - Yeah, Trixie, yeah, get Chicago. 487 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:47,083 - That's low! 488 00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:47,850 That's low. 489 00:17:47,855 --> 00:17:48,822 - Okay, you know what? 490 00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:49,791 Let's just convene. 491 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,151 - Yes, come on. 492 00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:52,986 - You up for a challenge? 493 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,119 Hmm? 494 00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:56,483 Challenge for my lucky stapler. 495 00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,490 - Mm. 496 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,490 Will there be any guns or knives involved? 497 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,720 - You should be used to it, but no. 498 00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:04,956 No. 499 00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:08,326 Today is women's appreciation day and 500 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,992 we are the champions of a little old school game 501 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,158 called charades. 502 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:16,424 Uh-huh. 503 00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:19,423 So I was thinking, you know, you and 504 00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:22,093 them ugly witches of eastwick against 505 00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:24,391 me and the revolution. 506 00:18:24,391 --> 00:18:25,391 - Woo! 507 00:18:26,823 --> 00:18:28,091 - Just come in. 508 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:29,321 - But you know what, it is kinda dated 509 00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:30,754 and it's kinda sexy, you know, kinda... 510 00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:31,756 - ahem! 511 00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:34,231 Challenge accepted. 512 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,524 Charades is our jam. (Laughs) 513 00:18:37,524 --> 00:18:38,524 - Meet me. 514 00:18:38,524 --> 00:18:39,524 - [Tori] Mm-hmm. 515 00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:40,492 - In 30 minutes. 516 00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:41,522 You know where to be. 517 00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:44,487 And don't be late. 518 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,226 - Do we need to bring any chips or anything? 519 00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:49,224 - We have brownies. - Yeah, that'll be fine. 520 00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:50,124 - Yeah, okay. 521 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,324 I'm really prepared. 522 00:18:51,324 --> 00:18:52,857 - I know. 523 00:18:52,857 --> 00:18:54,527 - (Clears throat) We'll be there. 524 00:18:55,491 --> 00:18:58,231 (Dramatic music) 525 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,191 - These are the rules. 526 00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:05,392 You pull a card. 527 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:06,857 First person who can't get their team 528 00:19:06,857 --> 00:19:08,525 to guess what's on the card before the stopwatch 529 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:11,754 counts back from 60 seconds loses. 530 00:19:11,757 --> 00:19:15,487 Absolutely no usage of the mouth. 531 00:19:15,492 --> 00:19:16,858 - That's too bad. 532 00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:19,093 I hear that's how y'all kept this dump 533 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,952 up and running for so long. 534 00:19:20,957 --> 00:19:23,659 (Natasha chuckles) 535 00:19:23,658 --> 00:19:24,658 - Tina. 536 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,458 (Slaps) - Tails. 537 00:19:32,225 --> 00:19:33,093 - Tails it is! 538 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,126 - Yes! (Natasha groans) 539 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,655 (Upbeat music) 540 00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:37,492 - Yoda! 541 00:19:37,492 --> 00:19:38,422 - Uh, e.T. 542 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,526 - Those are aliens with penises. 543 00:19:40,525 --> 00:19:42,493 They gotta be all human women. 544 00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:43,592 That's the name of the day, 545 00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:45,492 women's appreciation day. 546 00:19:45,492 --> 00:19:46,592 - Yes. 547 00:19:46,592 --> 00:19:47,592 - Uh... 548 00:19:50,093 --> 00:19:50,923 - [Leilani] Chicken! 549 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:51,925 - Skin! 550 00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:56,792 Oh, hairy! 551 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:57,726 - [Miranda] Hairy? 552 00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:59,493 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 553 00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:01,492 - Save it for the stage. 554 00:20:02,426 --> 00:20:03,493 - Brown! 555 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,723 - Black! 556 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,755 Oh, black. 557 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:07,058 Black. 558 00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:08,059 Hairy black. 559 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,393 Black. 560 00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:13,293 Ooh, Harriet tubman! 561 00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:14,559 - Yes! 562 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,959 - Oh, come on, blackface, really? 563 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,626 - Playing against your own damn people. 564 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,494 - Yeah, you gonna get your hood card revoked, 565 00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:22,060 that's what you gonna get. 566 00:20:22,059 --> 00:20:23,389 - Girl, we came to play. 567 00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:24,327 - Uh-huh. 568 00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:25,457 Come on, girl, you got this one. 569 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,289 - Go, Miranda! 570 00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:27,554 - All right, all right. 571 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,094 All right, all right, all right, I'll play. 572 00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:29,923 Right, all right, y'all ready? 573 00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,194 - [Natasha] Yes. 574 00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:33,323 Okay, two words, two words. 575 00:20:33,326 --> 00:20:34,326 First one. 576 00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:37,156 - Oh. 577 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:38,560 - Oh, wow. 578 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:39,559 Oh, oh! 579 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:41,426 Ah! 580 00:20:42,593 --> 00:20:44,523 - Second word, second word. 581 00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:45,456 Oh! 582 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:46,826 - Oh. 583 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:47,826 Oh! 584 00:20:49,526 --> 00:20:50,356 - Hillary Clinton! 585 00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:52,591 (Miranda exclaiming) 586 00:20:52,593 --> 00:20:53,823 - Woo! 587 00:20:53,826 --> 00:20:55,860 - Yes! (Clapping) 588 00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:57,459 - You guys are hella disrespectful. 589 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,027 You know, Hillary Clinton did a lot more 590 00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:01,256 than not give a blow job for our country. 591 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,520 - Thank you. 592 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,760 - I mean, shit, a lot of us got jobs 593 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:05,827 we don't wanna do, but we do 'em. (Laughs) 594 00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:07,186 - Yay! 595 00:21:07,194 --> 00:21:10,424 - A buncha misogynists running a women's day. 596 00:21:10,427 --> 00:21:12,895 - Oh, so you're racist, we're misogynist, 597 00:21:12,893 --> 00:21:15,433 ain't nobody getting up out this bitch clean, okay? 598 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,194 - Ooh, black! 599 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:23,827 Baby? 600 00:21:25,894 --> 00:21:26,727 Oh, uh... 601 00:21:26,727 --> 00:21:27,595 - [Jessica] Accident! 602 00:21:27,595 --> 00:21:28,625 - Uh, car crash. 603 00:21:28,627 --> 00:21:30,427 Oh, Princess di! 604 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:31,527 (Laughing) 605 00:21:31,527 --> 00:21:32,527 - Oh! 606 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,590 - Okay. 607 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,660 - [Natasha] All right. 608 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:37,660 - Uh, dead. 609 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,927 - Oh, that's a gurney, a gurney! 610 00:21:39,927 --> 00:21:41,127 Yes! 611 00:21:41,128 --> 00:21:41,960 - [Miranda] Okay. 612 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,920 - [Tina] Okay, okay. 613 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,760 Weave! 614 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,590 Weave, weave. 615 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,594 - Touch my hair again! 616 00:21:45,594 --> 00:21:46,428 - Oh, sigourney Weaver! 617 00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:48,799 (Exclaiming) 618 00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:52,698 - Guys, guys, guys, guys, yes! 619 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,128 (Miranda laughing) 620 00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,728 - [Trixie] Cheap-ass sigourney Weaver. 621 00:21:56,728 --> 00:21:58,196 - Hmm. 622 00:21:58,195 --> 00:21:59,495 - That's right. 623 00:21:59,495 --> 00:22:01,325 It ain't cost me very much to get this hair 624 00:22:01,328 --> 00:22:03,362 off of your horse mama's back. 625 00:22:03,361 --> 00:22:05,091 (Nickers) - Oh, kan-eck-Alain. 626 00:22:05,095 --> 00:22:07,362 Don't get too close to the flame, girl! 627 00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:09,729 (Upbeat music) 628 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:10,558 - Oh! 629 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,922 - [Both] Queen latifah! 630 00:22:11,928 --> 00:22:14,198 (Laughing) 631 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,091 - [All] Meryl Streep! 632 00:22:17,096 --> 00:22:19,296 (Cheering) 633 00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:25,530 - [Miranda] And five, four... 634 00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:26,928 - Mariah Carey! 635 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,498 - Three, two, one! 636 00:22:30,296 --> 00:22:31,526 We won! 637 00:22:31,528 --> 00:22:33,768 (Cheering) 638 00:22:35,496 --> 00:22:37,296 - [All] We won, we won! 639 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:39,226 We won, we won! 640 00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:41,669 (Exclaiming) 641 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,662 - We won, we won! 642 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:45,662 We won, hey! 643 00:22:47,629 --> 00:22:48,629 - Hey, hey! 644 00:22:52,229 --> 00:22:54,397 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! 645 00:22:54,396 --> 00:22:55,296 - That wasn't even fair! 646 00:22:55,297 --> 00:22:57,363 It's Malala Yousafzai. 647 00:22:57,362 --> 00:22:59,097 How in the hell are we supposed to guess that? 648 00:22:59,096 --> 00:23:00,726 - We didn't tell you to pull that card. 649 00:23:00,729 --> 00:23:01,929 You pulled it on your own. 650 00:23:01,929 --> 00:23:03,197 And let me tell you something, 651 00:23:03,196 --> 00:23:04,762 that woman was a g. 652 00:23:04,762 --> 00:23:08,099 At 14 she defied the Taliban in Pakistan. 653 00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:09,357 In fact, she took one to the head 654 00:23:09,362 --> 00:23:11,797 and still kept fighting for the women's rights 655 00:23:11,796 --> 00:23:13,363 we were born with. 656 00:23:13,362 --> 00:23:14,462 - [Tina] That's right. 657 00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:15,592 - Yeah, that is kinda dope. 658 00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:16,796 - Mm-hmm. 659 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,363 - And you know what else is dope? 660 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:19,263 My stapler. 661 00:23:19,263 --> 00:23:20,097 - Mm. 662 00:23:20,097 --> 00:23:21,097 - Give it here. 663 00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:30,429 Thank you, keneckalan. 664 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:31,263 - This ain't over! 665 00:23:31,263 --> 00:23:32,093 (Natasha scoffs) 666 00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:33,828 - This ain't never over. 667 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,597 Let's go ladies! 668 00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:36,830 - Oh, it's over. 669 00:23:36,829 --> 00:23:37,829 Pose. 670 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,293 Peace! 671 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,127 - Woo! 672 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,161 - Deuces! 673 00:23:44,163 --> 00:23:45,393 - We got my stapler! 674 00:23:45,397 --> 00:23:48,137 (All exclaiming) 675 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,897 I'd say we had an amazing first annual 676 00:23:54,897 --> 00:23:56,597 women's appreciation day. 677 00:23:58,131 --> 00:23:59,431 I see a sequel. 678 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:01,530 - Women's appreciation day actually turned out 679 00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:03,430 opposite from what we were originally 680 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:06,832 trying to promote, like unity among women. 681 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:10,100 But we did unify and beat the brakes off 682 00:24:10,098 --> 00:24:11,358 of Tori and associates. 683 00:24:11,364 --> 00:24:12,364 Woo-hoo! 684 00:24:13,198 --> 00:24:14,228 Yes! 685 00:24:14,231 --> 00:24:16,691 (Upbeat music) 686 00:24:16,697 --> 00:24:18,098 Ow! 687 00:24:18,098 --> 00:24:19,628 Okay! 688 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:20,460 - You got a nice glass. 689 00:24:20,465 --> 00:24:22,095 - Yes. - Right? 690 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:23,664 - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 691 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:27,093 - [All] (Exclaiming) Cheers! 692 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,598 - Women's appreciation day! 693 00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:29,598 - Yes! 694 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,368 - Women's appreciate! 695 00:24:34,131 --> 00:24:35,091 Ow! 696 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,531 (Laughing) 697 00:24:36,531 --> 00:24:40,831 - Women's appreciation day was lit! (Laughs) 698 00:24:43,364 --> 00:24:45,264 - Oh! (Laughs) 699 00:24:47,231 --> 00:24:49,731 Oh, my baby. (Smooches) 700 00:24:49,731 --> 00:24:51,131 What? 701 00:24:51,132 --> 00:24:52,965 You're happy to be home? 702 00:24:52,964 --> 00:24:53,964 (Whispers) I know. 703 00:24:54,964 --> 00:24:56,594 I'm happy you're home, too. 704 00:24:56,598 --> 00:24:58,868 (Smooches) 705 00:25:01,864 --> 00:25:02,964 Okay. 706 00:25:02,964 --> 00:25:04,094 Let's see. 707 00:25:04,099 --> 00:25:05,099 Ladies! 708 00:25:07,931 --> 00:25:09,331 - What's up? 709 00:25:09,332 --> 00:25:10,332 - Hey. 710 00:25:11,232 --> 00:25:12,499 We got us a good one. 711 00:25:12,499 --> 00:25:14,099 - Yes! 712 00:25:14,099 --> 00:25:16,099 - Get miss price on the phone, 713 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,565 tell her we're taking that case. 714 00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:18,632 - All right! 715 00:25:18,632 --> 00:25:19,462 We go that. 716 00:25:19,466 --> 00:25:20,832 - [Natasha] Yes. 717 00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:22,231 And you guys, the t-shirts, you look so cute. 718 00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:23,232 - We appreciate you. 719 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,166 - [Natasha] I love it. 720 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:25,465 I love it, I love it, I love it. 721 00:25:25,465 --> 00:25:26,695 Raises. 722 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,334 You know, when it all comes in. 723 00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:31,632 Let's not put the horse before the cart, okay? 724 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,965 Miss price was so ecstatic, 725 00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:36,133 she came up in here in the next 30 minutes 726 00:25:36,132 --> 00:25:38,662 and put her retainer down. 727 00:25:38,665 --> 00:25:40,165 I can just smell the money. 728 00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:42,534 Cha-ching! (Laughs) 729 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:43,772 For the people. 730 00:25:45,932 --> 00:25:47,992 - I got paid! 731 00:25:47,999 --> 00:25:50,159 I got paid! 732 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,976 - Yes, I would like to book a hot stone massage for one. 733 00:25:54,765 --> 00:25:56,965 Yes, and can you send a man this time? 734 00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:02,102 Do you have any black men that work there? 735 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:05,535 - [Tina/trixie] Women's appreciation day! 736 00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:06,863 - Hey, hey, hey! 737 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:14,096 I mean, what the hell kinda question is that? 738 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:17,868 Of course we're having women's appreciation day next year. 739 00:26:17,866 --> 00:26:19,166 (Whisper) Little plug on the t-shirt. 740 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,234 And it's gonna be bigger and better. 741 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:23,201 So any of you lady firms out there 742 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,100 who wanna come see us and get your charades on, 743 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:30,110 we out here, 1275 Maxwell street, inglewood, California. 744 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:35,335 You know what, i'm sorry, actually, um, 745 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,333 could you possibly bleep out the part 746 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,101 where I mention the address? 747 00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:41,261 I think I got a little carried away. 748 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,967 I have a little stalker situation out there 749 00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:45,796 and I don't wanna, you know, incite that. 750 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Okay. 751 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,410 (Dramatic music) 752 00:27:02,149 --> 00:27:04,719 (Upbeat music) 753 00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:21,632 ♪ I don't need no room niggas all up in my face ♪ 754 00:27:21,635 --> 00:27:23,235 ♪ when the git git gets to going ♪ 755 00:27:23,237 --> 00:27:25,971 ♪ I'm flying so high I'm soaring ♪ 756 00:27:25,972 --> 00:27:29,172 ♪ I don't need no newcomers picking off my plate ♪ 757 00:27:29,176 --> 00:27:34,046 ♪ 'cause I'm hungry where were you when I was starving ♪ 758 00:27:34,047 --> 00:27:37,583 ♪ I got me got me you best believe that ♪ 759 00:27:37,584 --> 00:27:41,484 ♪ I won't lose bow down and crown me please ♪ 760 00:27:41,488 --> 00:27:43,688 ♪ shout out to my motivators 761 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:45,624 ♪ much love to all my haters 762 00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,255 ♪ I just came to claim what's mine ♪ 763 00:27:47,261 --> 00:27:50,721 ♪ I gave you bitches plenty time ♪ 764 00:27:50,730 --> 00:27:54,267 ♪ who's laughing now 765 00:27:54,268 --> 00:27:58,204 ♪ who's in the crowd 766 00:27:58,205 --> 00:28:02,305 ♪ who's up who's down 767 00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:05,478 ♪ I've got the crown 768 00:28:05,479 --> 00:28:07,746 ♪ not to sound huffy but I deserve it ♪ 769 00:28:07,747 --> 00:28:09,315 ♪ I earned it 770 00:28:09,316 --> 00:28:12,916 ♪ my name had been popping I put that work in work in ♪ 771 00:28:12,919 --> 00:28:17,459 ♪ I been the hot topic so you can say I'm a veteran ♪ 772 00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:22,059 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51833

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