All language subtitles for English - Subtitles - Family Guy React

- Some sort of... Oh!

(laughing)

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Today we are reacting to
some medical situations

that occurred on the highly
popular show Family Guy.

Not sure what Family Guy is?

Well, it's an animated show on Fox

that follows the Griffin family

and tends to be pretty funny.

According to the Fox website,

Family Guy is also endearingly ignorant.

Not sure what that means for the clips,

but I'm excited to watch.

I hear it's really hilarious.

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All right, ready to watch
some funny medical clips?

Let's react to Family Guy.

(engine revving)

Oh, some sort of... Oh!

Man!

- No, I'm not all right!

- That was horrible.

Holy cow.

Whatever he ran over, it
shot out of the lawnmower

straight into Quagmire's head.

Horrible. It's good at least
he's pushing pressure on it.

- Take your hand away.

- Oh, it's stuck in there.

Ah!

Okay. Don't pull it out.

Okay, don't pull it out!

Make sure that you go to
the hospital right away.

'Cause if you pull it out
and you've severed something

or you've punctured something,
and now you remove it,

it could get even worse.

Let a doctor remove it in
a setting that an emergency

then can be taken care
of if it gets even worse.

- Oh my God, a piece
of your brain came out.

- Oh my gosh. Don't do that.

- Maybe it's not so bad.

I can feed it to my pet zombie.

(laughs)

- Well, I guess brain
is tasty to pet zombies

but that's horrible.

Don't pull anything out that
is impaled into your body.

Go to the closest emergency
department right away.

Stabilize whatever is
impaled in your body.

So if it's this huge fence
or a big stick, stabilize it

so it's not bending all
over the place as well.

Moral of the story, do not
pull any impaled object

out of your body.

Even if your friends try to convince you.

All right, number two clip.

- Mrs. Griffin, it's a good
thing you brought this child in.

- Why, is he okay?

- I'm afraid he's very sick.

In fact, his lab work shows

he's suffering from Hodgkin's lymphoma.

- Oh no.

- Are you saying Scotty has cancer?

- I don't know, I didn't read
the whole Wikipedia entry-

(record scratch)

- Okay. Hold on.

Okay. We'll talk about
Hodgkin's lymphoma in a moment.

But when the doctor says he
looked it up on Wikipedia,

I think you want to turn and
run in the other direction.

Wikipedia is not a medical source.

Yes, we look things up on medical sites.

Not Wikipedia, that anybody
can add information to.

(coughs)

That's horrible!

Doctors never do this.

Oh my gosh, he backed away
and has a tip jar there.

This is absurd and non-professional.

- Do you have any idea how
expensive medical school is?

- No, I don't.

- Well, it's probably pretty expensive.

- Oh my gosh.

Okay. Let's break this down for a second.

Hodgkin's lymphoma and non-Hodgkin's
lymphoma has to do with

a type of cancer relating
to your lymph nodes.

The white blood cells of your body

are being made inappropriately
and it is type of cancer.

You'd have different
therapies that you do.

Radiation and chemotherapy.

Most of them are treatable
and people do really well.

But then, this doctor goes into describing

his medical school debt.

Yes. After 12 years of
education and schooling

doctors have a lot of student debt

but never in my career
have I ever heard or seen

of a doctor pulling out a tip jar.

That's horrible.

Let's check out video clip number three.

- My stomach, I think my hernia ruptured.

- Oh my God.

- It's bad.

(laughing)

- A hernia ruptured?

We get patients in the emergency
department all the time

that are worried that the hernia
is gonna rupture and burst.

Typically, the hernia
won't rupture and burst.

It'll actually get
closed off and tightens.

And we actually have to
try to push this back in.

And we actually end up putting it back in,

majority of the time in the ER,

by just deep, hard
compression to that area.

And eventually the body
just sucks the intestines

back into the abdomen.

- No, she can't.

Thanks to you, I don't
have insurance anymore.

- What are we going to
do? I'll get the gun.

- That's a real concern when
people don't have insurance,

they don't go to the emergency
department for emergencies.

Don't ever do that.

Please come to the emergency department

even if you don't have insurance,

or you're an unknown
status of insurance, okay?

- Just look it up on
your phone or something.

- Ugh, hold on, I've got to update iOS.

(laughing)

Okay, okay. Got it.

It says I have to make an
incision inside the hernia sac.

- Oh my gosh.

- And then suture the abdominal lining.

How am I supposed to do that?

- Grab my tool belt.

- Okay. Do not perform
home surgeries, okay?

This is hilarious.

But if it is incarcerated or strangulated,

the hernia itself,

that is actually when you
do have emergency surgery

that is performed by a surgeon

where they actually do the incision,

they pull the intestines
back through that hole,

and then close that defect.

Most of the time they
actually use a piece of mesh,

and then they have to close back the skin.

But let's check this out.

- Sharpening linoleum blade.

(Brian screams)

And then hold the incision
open with a vice grip

and use the slip joint pliers

to get the muscle back in position.

(laughing)

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay. This is pretty good.

He's doing it without any anesthesia.

I do not recommend that.

- Now it's saying I have to suture it.

I've got some monofilament
line you can use.

It's from aisle eight,
above the chains and cables.

- Monofilament lines?

- Actually, that's pretty impressive.

- I've gotta say, Brian-

- Monofilament lines, slip joint pliers.

That's pretty impressive, right?

Even Stewie says it's impressive.

But monofilament line, like,

we use different types
of nylon type materials

or even dissolving materials

that are different sizes like that.

But we definitely use some
sterile, you know, tools

and sterile fields and all that stuff

so we can prevent infections.

- It seems like you really
did learn something-

- His bloody hand.

- I guess I did. But please, stitch me up.

Just be careful and take your time.

This is the delicate part, because-

- Yeah, I'm gonna just use the staple gun.

(laughs)

- Okay. The staple gun.

We actually do use a medical stapler

in the emergency department,
and sometimes during surgeries.

But this one is hilarious.

Pretty much, that was really
good and pretty accurate.

I just wouldn't do it in the
home of the Family Guy setting.

Obviously we need a sterile field,

but even more obviously,
probably a child shouldn't be

operating on their own dog.

So, hernias is when an
organ pushes through an area

that it shouldn't.

Typically, the most common
is, like, your intestines,

where the small intestines pushes through,

and, like, your groin,
through the muscle wall

and it's protruding out.

Increases the risk of having
an injury to that tissue

by decreasing blood flow.

So you need to put it back in.

Otherwise, if it's left out too long,

decreased blood flow causes
ischemia or dead tissue

to that area, and it
needs to be operated on.

All right, clip number four.

- Excuse me.

- Looks like the pharmacy setting.

- I have been waiting for my
prescription for 25 minutes.

- Oh, I'm really sorry, Ms. Dumont.

We'll have that filled for you right away.

Guys, what the hell is
going on back there?

Remember, each pill has to
go into the correct bottle.

- Eh, this ain't so hard.

(laughs)

- Oh, Nelly. Okay.

Oh...

What?

I don't think they're watching
anything that they're doing.

(laughing)

Okay.

This scene takes place at a pharmacy.

Sometimes pharmacies take a long time

to process your medications.

They have to count it out,

make sure it's going in the
right bottle, right label.

In this setting, they're
just getting random pills

on a conveyor belt.

Going through different bottles
and just putting in and...

They can't keep up, so
instead they're just

trying to eat it all.

Bad idea. Could be mixing
different types of medications

and can have very serious consequences.

It is not like this in a normal pharmacy.

Things are set out appropriately,
very sterile and clean.

And they're counting them
with specific devices

and making sure that
the label is matched up

with the medication and
the appropriate number

so the patient gets exactly
what is on the outside

of the bottle.

Let's check out video clip number five.

- Thank God. I really
dodged a bullet there.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

- Eh, everybody makes
mistakes. Even doctors.

- Happens.

(splats)

Oh! (laughs)

I'm sorry for laughing.

Wasn't expecting that.

Yes, doctors make mistakes,

but I've never seen a
doctor blow up a patient.

Typically, those are
the paddles that we use

for defibrillation and CPR,

or when somebody's heart
is in a funky rhythm

that we need to shock it out of.

It is very controlled.

And the only thing that we
really, really worry about

is making sure the patient
doesn't feel any pain

and that nobody else is
touching the patient,

because if somebody is
touching the patient or the bed

that electrical charge energy
can actually be transferred

to somebody who's still touching

either the patient or the bed.

But, I've done this procedure many times

and I've never had a
patient explode on me yet.

Hilarious. All right, those
clips were a little farfetched.

But for a comedic animated show,

super funny and amusing to comment on.

Great job to Seth McFarland and the rest

of the team who created the show.

Super entertaining.

Although, not entirely medically accurate.

Do you have a favorite show
that features medical situations

that you want me to react to?

Let me know which show or
episode in the comments below.

And if you want to see
me react to video games

check me out as an expert on Gamology.

I'll link to them below as well.

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All right, thank you so much for watching

and stay healthy, my friends.

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