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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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-[ Chuckles ]
- Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
You got Vic'ed.
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Victor, what the heck?
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Well, I found this video thing
in the dumpster,
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so I decided to make a prank
show called "You Got Vic'ed"
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Could use a skosh
more vanilla.
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Still, it's no reason
to waste perfectly
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mediocre flan
on a prank.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Since you're
just sitting there,
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why don't you help out
on my new show.
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Help me prank some fools,
Valentino.
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No. Remember the last time
you pranked the town?
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And I'm not just sitting,
Victor.
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I am trying to read,
"The Cry of the Laughing Tree:
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Volume II:
Don't Leaf Me Crying,"
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but you keep interrupting
my alone time
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with your
bothersome pranks.
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That's a lie,
and you know it.
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-[ Grunts ]
-[ Chuckles ]
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You got Vic'ed.
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay, okay, Val,
ya got me.
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But those were
some primo pranks.
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[ Sighs ] How many times
do I have to say this?
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You have no concept
of personal space, Victor.
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I can't believe
I have to do this.
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- What?
- I'm going far away --
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to Lagrima River.
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And don't you dare come
and bother me.
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"Don't bother me."
Val's no fun.
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Now, who's my next victim?
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- Hi, Victor.
- Aah! Aah!
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Oh, hey,
Charlene and Pineapple.
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What happened
to your brother?
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Val took off
to Lagrima River.
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I don't care, though.
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"You Got Vic'ed"
is better off without him.
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Ooh, Val is going
to Lagrima River?
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I hope he doesn't encounter
La Llorona.
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La what?
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[ Squeaks ]
La Llorona.
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An evil spirit who wears
a long white gown.
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She cries for her
long lost children.
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She cried so much that her tears
formed Lagrima River.
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She's always searching for
new children -- replacements.
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If she spots a child's toes
in her river...
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-[ Gasps ]
-...or hears a child cry...
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[ Crying ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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...or sees a child
making a mess,
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La Llorona
will take them
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and put them
in the corner --
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forever.
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In the end, all that's left
are their teddy bears.
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[ Crying ]
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[ Wailing ]
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I get it, Charlene.
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Trying to prank the prankster,
huh?
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La Llorona's not real.
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But maybe there's a
"You Got Vic'ed" angle to this.
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Maybe one of you can pretend
to be La Rarona and scare Val,
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and I'll catch it
all on tape.
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It'll be the ultimate prank
for my show.
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Oh, no.
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I'm making such a mess
of this river.
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Oh, wait,
they're biodegradable.
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Val, you are so naughty today.
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[ Sighs ] I hope this book
isn't too sad.
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[ Crying ] I don't want
to start crying today.
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[ Wailing in distance ]
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Ugh, he followed me here.
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Don't you go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
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I have to take care
of some very annoying business.
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The nerve of this guy.
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When I find him, he's going to
get a stern talking-to.
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Charlene: We're here.
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Lagrima River.
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Finally. Hey,
there's Val's stuff.
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Quick, Charlene, you pretend
to be La Sharona.
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[ Imitates wailing ]
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What was that?
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I'm doing
La Llorona's wail.
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Nah, I think her wail
would sound more like this.
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"Blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah,
blah-blah-blah."
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[ Imitating wail ]
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No, Charlene,
like this.
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"Blah, blah,
blah-blah-blah, blah."
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[ Imitating wail ]
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[ Wailing in distance ]
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Pineapple,
that was great.
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That wasn't you?
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Uh, uh, well, if it wasn't me,
and it wasn't Charlene...
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[ Screeches ]
It's La Llorona.
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[ Wailing intensifies ]
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There it is.
She must've already taken Val.
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Come on.
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[ Wailing continues ]
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Y-You guys are going
in there?
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[ Singsong voice ]
Come on, Victor.
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Don't be scared.
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[ Whiffle! ]
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No, definitely not scared.
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[ Panting ] Aah!
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[ Wailing in distance ]
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Pineapple,
did you hear that?
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Charlene?
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Aah! Who's there?
[ Panting ]
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Show yourself.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Uh...
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This must be
La Llorona's house.
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It's not that scary.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Uh, it's still not
that scary.
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Val: Hello?
Is anyone out there?
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[ Normal voice ] [ Gasps ]
That sounds like Val.
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Let's go in.
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Unless you're sca-a-a-red.
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[ Mouse squeaking ]
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♪ A haunting
we will go ♪
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Eh, after you,
Pineapple.
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[ Groans ]
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Mis Ni...
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Mis niños.
"My children."
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La Llorona must
have wrote it.
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And these handprints must be
from all of her victims.
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Yeah, right. Probably just
one guy high-fiving the wall.
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- Pine! Apple! Apple!
- What's up with your brother?
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Apple! Pine!
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Maybe he found
the ghost.
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Let's go!
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Vic: Hey, wait.
[ Panting ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Groans ]
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What the...?
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Someone really likes bears.
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What's this?
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It's moving.
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[ Screaming ]
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Get it off me!
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Thanks, Pineapple.
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Isn't this place
the best?
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Val:
He-e-lp me-e-e-e.
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Val?
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La Llorona.
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[ Panting ]
Knock it off, Charlene.
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There ain't no La Lorena
or whatever...
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[ Panting ]
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Now, come on.
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[ Screams ]
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The bears.
They followed us.
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No way.
It was probably Pineapple.
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Right, Piney boy?
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'Cause you love...
bears...so much?
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Okay, I'm not gonna let
some dumb toy thing --
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[ Screams ]
The bears are gonna get me!
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- Quick.
- Move it or lose it.
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Vic, watch out.
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[ All screaming and grunting ]
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Great, now we're in
some gross basement.
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And no sign of Val?
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Hey, Vic,
I think we found him.
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Val, there you are.
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What are you doing
in the corner?
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Inspecting the mold?
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La Llorona put him
on timeout -- forever.
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[ Gasps ]
Just like the legend.
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No way. It's just some
stupid ghost story.
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Come on, man.
Let's go, Val.
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Come on.
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It's not funny.
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Charlene, make him stop.
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[ Wailing in distance ]
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Where'd you guys...
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[ Wailing ]
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Aah! It's not real.
It's not real.
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Okay.
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Oh, man.
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If La Yomama finds me,
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I just want to say
[sniffles]
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Val, I didn't mean
to annoy you.
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I should've let you
read your book.
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[ Sniffles ]
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[ Clattering in distance ]
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What was that?
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[ Wailing ]
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[ Shrieking ]
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No, please.
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Don't put me
in timeout forever.
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Aah! Oh, no!
She got me.
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Help! She got me!
Help!
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You just got Val'd.
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[ Laughs ]
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Wha?
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You should've seen
your face.
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Oh, wait, you can,
'cause I got it all on tape.
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- Pine?
- We missed all the good stuff.
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Sorry, Vic. I couldn't resist
getting you back
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after meeting
La Llorona.
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- Hi.
-[ Groans ]
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You see, having my feet in the
river must have attracted her.
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I heard her wailing,
thinking it was you, Victor.
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But as it turns out, she didn't
want to put me in timeout.
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She just wanted
just some company.
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It's so lo-o-nely
he-e-ere.
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I used to have 20 kids,
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and they all grew up
and left me.
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All I have
to remember them by
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is their tiny
little handprints.
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[ Crying ]
- There, there.
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Anyways, I told her about
why I was at the river.
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Anticipating you'd follow me
to pull another prank,
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I took it upon myself,
with her help, of course,
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to beat you
at your own game.
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- Wow, Valentino, I-I --
- Señora Llarona?
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I-If you don't mind,
would you sign this please?
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You want
my autogra-a-a-ph?
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No, they're
my adoption papers.
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Does she carry those around
all the time?
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Hey, Val, I'm gonna cancel
"You Got Vic'ed."
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- Oh?
- Yeah, as far as pranks go,
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I can't really top what you
and La Yolanda did.
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That was the most
ultimate prank ever.
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[ Chuckles ]
Well, it was nothing, really.
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Then it would give you
more time to read by yourself
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without getting flan
thrown at you.
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Hey, maybe we can make this
our Lonely Haunts Clubhouse.
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Meetings will take place
once a month,
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and we can invite
El Pintor and Hairy Mary
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and have
ghost tea parties.
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But that means...
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I'd have to see you leave...
again.
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And again!
And aga-a-a-a-a-in!
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The camera.
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Oh, well. At least
I'll always have the memory
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if you screaming
like a baby.
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[ Chuckles ]
I have to admit,
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you guys got me good.
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You were awesome.
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Yeah, she is.
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That's the sweetest thing
anyone has said to me.
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[ Wailing ]
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♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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