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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Ah. Good morning, tea.
Good morning slippers!
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And the best part about
a good morning -- no Victor.
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Yeah!
Vic in the morning!
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[ Sighs ]
Why, Vic? Why?
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Because it's
my day off.
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I got a whole list of fun
and awesome things planned --
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all leading up to a big game
of Capture the Flag Football.
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Uh, which one?
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Ugh. Never mind.
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That's what
I thought.
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So, when you're busy
doing lame stuff,
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just think of me,
doing awesome stuff.
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Today's gonna be perfect.
Nothing's gonna stand in my way.
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Hi, Victor.
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Ah! Charlene.
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Check this out.
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My new perfume,
Numero Nueve!
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Want to smell it?
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[ Coughs ]
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So, I was wondering,
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do you want to
hang out today?
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[ Coughs ]
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Hmm, let me see.
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Nope.
Not on here.
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Maybe it's because
this list isn't called
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"Victor's Worst
Nightmares!"
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I got my own
plans today.
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Okay.
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Excuse me, sir!
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Hey!
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You stink, boy.
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And what is wrong with your --
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Hook me up with one of
your finest nutterdoodles,
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and I'll send this money
airplane your way.
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We do not have
any nutterdoodles.
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But you got a whole box
right there.
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Those are reserved.
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Reserved?
For who?
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Charlene.
They are her favorite.
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Ugh.
Charlene.
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Okay, next best thing.
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I'll go with a Whattachew,
or some Sour Orphans.
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No, you won't.
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All candy is reserved
for Charlene.
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You really gonna do me
like this, Don?
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Well, if you want
some candy,
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you can have some
from the top shelf.
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Top shelf!
That must be the good stuff.
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Actually, no.
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It's so bad
we put it up there
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so no one
has to look at it.
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Here.
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♪
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Hi, Victor.
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Ahhh!
Demon witch!
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Oh! You're so sweet!
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Hey! I got
some more perfume.
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Tell me if this
smells good.
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Ahhh!
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So, do you want to
hang out with me now?
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I told you no,
Charlene!
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Not after
what you've done.
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I didn't do anything...
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yet!
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Just get out
of here.
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I'm sick of
looking at you.
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Okay.
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Okay, minor setback.
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Still got a ton of other awesome
and cool things to do.
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♪
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♪
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[ Gasps ]
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♪
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Aah!
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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[ Whistles ]
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Aah!
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, Vic. Have you seen
Charlene, by any chance?
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Char...
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Charlene?
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Charlene!
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Never mind.
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My whole rotten stupid day
has been ruined by --
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Hi, Vic.
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But I didn't --
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No! I know what
you're gonna do!
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You're gonna spray me
with some stinky perfume,
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and then ask me
to hang out!
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I wasn't gonna do that.
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By the way,
smell my new perfume!
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Aah!
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Stop ruining
my life!
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Hmm.
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One ticket for "Charlene's
Home Movies," please.
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Oh, man!
My luck must be changing.
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Everyone's here to play
Capture the Flag Football.
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Oof.
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Oh. Hey, Don.
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Hmph!
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Wait a minute.
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Why is everyone
dressed like...
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All [Sing-songy]:
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We are all Charlene.
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...like Don.
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Wait. No.
That's not it.
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♪
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Oh heck no!
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Charlene!
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You're finally here!
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I don't know what you're up to,
Charlene,
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but something funky's
going on today,
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and it's got your stink
all over it.
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You aren't here because of
your irresistible love for me?
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Heck no!
What are you up to?
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Well...
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I was kind of making this love
potion, but it wasn't working.
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I sort of made it stronger,
and stronger...
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and it spread through,
the town making everyone
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insanely obsessed
with me.
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That's messed up.
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But for such immunity
to my potion
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you must really
hate me, Victor.
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That's right.
I'm Charlene-proof.
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[ Both yell ]
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Hide!
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♪
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Charlene.
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Val. You, too?
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Grab all of Charlene's things,
and bring it to the shrine.
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Yes, sir!
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♪
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Ugh. Gross.
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Even my brother's
obsessed with you.
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You've got to stop this,
Charlene.
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Without my grandpa's obsidian
mirror he just took,
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I won't be able to create
a reversal spell.
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So, we just have to get
that obsidian mirror back, huh?
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Looks like I will get that game
of Capture the Flag Football.
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Which one?
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♪
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Good Charlene to you,
sister.
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And a good Charlene
to you, too!
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Say, do you happen to have
any more Charlene Masks?
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I'm sorry. We only
have Charlene masks.
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Oh. Darn.
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Why do we got to wear
this stuff again?
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[ Muffled speech ]
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It's so no one
recognizes me.
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Val:
We are Charlene!
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Charlene is all!
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[ Muffled speech ]
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Who among us has yet to feel
the power of Charlene?
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Drag your meaningless
self up,
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and touch upon the sacred idol
of Charlene!
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Then, and only then...
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...can you fill the Charlene
shaped hole in your heart.
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Ugh! I can't believe
I got to say this.
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I need to fill the hole
in my heart.
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Come, worthless one.
Come!
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Now, place your hands
upon the sacred idol.
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Now, everyone close your eyes,
and repeat after me.
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We are
the gap-toothed.
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All:
We are the gap-toothed!
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We are
the straight bangs.
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We are
the straight bangs.
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Now, friends,
open your eyes.
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We now have another
proud member of --
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[ Gasps ]
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[ All gasp ]
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He is badly attempting
to steal the idol!
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Dang it!
Why is this thing so heavy?
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[ Muffled speech ]
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Speak up, Charlene!
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Just grab the jaw!
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Hey, it's the real
Charlene.
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Uh-oh.
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You dare to defy
the Order of Charlene?
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You will waste away
in a pit of despair
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without the
bright light of --
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Vic!
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Grab my hand!
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Gotcha.
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[ Giggles ]
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Thank you, Victor.
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[ Both yell ]
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[ Both gasp ]
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Don't let this imposter
steal Charlene from us!
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Charlene!
I love you!
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We got to get you
somewhere safe.
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[ Grunts ]
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Time to play...
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Capture the Charlene
Football!
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♪
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Jump!
Dodge!
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Roll!
[ Chuckles ]
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What else you got?
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00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,675
Uh-oh.
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00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,184
Take this.
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00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:08,853
That's it?
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♪
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00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,452
Smart move, Charlene.
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Thanks, Vic.
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Later, suckers.
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Too slow.
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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Charlene thief!
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[ Yells ]
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Charlene, hurry up
with that potion!
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I'm trying!
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We're here to save you,
oh faith-giver.
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Hang on.
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Charlene.
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You're not capturing
my flag football!
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Which one?
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[ Yells ]
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Charlene!
Hurry!
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I just need
one more ingredient!
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Ow!
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There.
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00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:03,172
I just have to finish
the circ-- Ah!
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00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,940
This is all your fault,
Charlene!
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♪
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00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,960
[ Confused muttering ]
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It worked!
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00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,764
What is all of this?
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I'm out of here.
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00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,831
Yeah, I'm going home.
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Did I
chip a tooth?
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00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,204
Thanks for
helping out, Vic.
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Yeah, you know,
I was kind of annoyed at first,
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but in the end, it was
the best game
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of Capture the Flag Football
I ever played.
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00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,442
Really?
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00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,680
Yep.
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00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,948
Does that mean we can
hang out again soon?
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00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,184
Uh...uh...
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00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,622
Oh, no!
Look!
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00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,024
Fire!
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00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:55,817
[ Giggles ]
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00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,658
He didn't say "no."
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00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,564
Hey!
I'm still up here!
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♪
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♪
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