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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪
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Why did Abuela make us cater
this dumb party?
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Nah!
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I'm not paying you
two to chitchat.
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[ Munching ]
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Ew!
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You're not on the list,
you mangy mutt!
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Who are you calling mangy,
you miserable, snobby...
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[ Snarling
indistinctly ]
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Achi! Language!
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That was
a good one.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, look, I think
it's chicharrones o'clock.
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Vile, little monster.
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He's just a dog, Tula.
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You're right, and you two
are just fry cooks.
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So, why am I talking
to you?
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Hmm!
Let's go, Fresa.
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[ Dog barks ]
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The snootiness!
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May I have
everyone's attention?
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My father's company
is sponsoring
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the Monte Macabre Dog Show.
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This year's prize will be
the best yet -- a golden trophy.
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[ All "ooh" ]
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I encourage you all
to enter,
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even though Fresa
and I win every year.
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How awesome would it be
to own something gold?
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Yeah! Not to mention
being able to rub it
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in Tula's smug face!
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But we don't have
a dog.
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Or do we...?
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Ehh! Don't look
where I'm licking!
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Uh, this dog show is
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for sophisticated purebreds
like my Fresa,
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something a couple of fry cooks
wouldn't understand.
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Now, Tula, dear,
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everyone should have a chance
to enter the show,
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regardless
of one's upbringing.
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It's the charitable
thing to do.
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[ Sighs ] You're
just gonna be embarrassed
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by my precious Fresa.
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Yeah, right!
We're gonna beat your dog!
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But not literally
'cause that's animal cruelty.
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Come on.
Let's go tell Achi.
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[ Laughs ]
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No. And just in case
you do not understand,
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let me say it
in Spanish, too.
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[ Clears throat ]
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No.
[ Laughs ]
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Come on, Achi.
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We can't let
Little Miss Perfect win.
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Dog shows are snobby
and degrading. That is not me.
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Such trivial spectacles
go against my dog morals.
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[ Stomach grumbles ]
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Say, i-is it chicharrones
o'clock again already?
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That's what
I'm talking about!
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No more free food.
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What?!
You are holding out on me?!
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Please.
I need it.
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Aah!
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How about
we make you a deal?
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You do the dog show,
and you don't have to beg
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for food ever again.
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You'll get this
free chicharrones coupon.
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[ Panting, chomps ]
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But we understand if it goes
against your precious morals.
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No, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
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They don't call me
Loose Morals Achi for nothing.
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It's a deal.
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It says here
that they will be judging
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based on appearance,
agility, and obedience.
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The classiest dog
will win best in show.
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Easy!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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One last thing.
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According to the book,
we'll have to inspect your coat.
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[ Laughs ]
I am all bones, chico.
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I guess I'll just have to skip
the competition.
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♪
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Blorp! ]
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Time to swap out
your ears
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with these premium
extra-soft floppy ones.
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What do you mean "swap"?
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These are real.
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[ Sighs ]
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We're totally gonna win
that trophy
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and rub it in Tuna's
spoiled face.
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He's perfect!
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♪
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Welcome to the
Monte Macabro Dog Show!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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These cutie poochies
must compete in three events
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to be crowned best in show.
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The winner receive
this 24-karat gold trophy.
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Both: Whoa!
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Pssh!
You wish!
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It's gonna be my name
on that trophy.
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I have my engraver here
on standby.
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Hi, Pablo!
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Man, look at these
poor excuses for perros.
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That one? I cannot even tell
which end to sniff.
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Our first event is
the appearance competition.
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please welcome esteemed
canine expert
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Judge Ceasar-r-r!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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6.
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5.5.
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[ Sneezes ]
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3.5.
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Oh, man.
This guy is harsh.
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I don't need no jerk to tell me
I'm beautiful.
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Good to see you again,
Judge Ceasar.
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I'd just like to say
Fresa's coat was groomed
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by the world-famous Precious
Perros grooming company.
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9.5.
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9-point what?!
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I paid for a 10!
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Too fluffy.
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This is your fault for having
a bad hair day.
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[ Whimpers ]
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Ha-ha!
Tuna's dog stinks.
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Ahem!
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What is this?
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This consistency,
this texture.
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You boys must take me
for a fool!
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[ Both whimpering ]
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Well, let me
tell you something.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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I...am...a fool.
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Huh?
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I thought I'd seen it all --
every dog.
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And then I see
this beautiful creature.
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In all my years
of judging,
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I can finally give
a worthy dog a 10.
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Whoo!
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Pbht!
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[ Growls ]
You'd be nothing without me.
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Announcer: Our second event
is the obstacle course.
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The fastest dog wins.
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Begin.
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Ah, this
won't be so bad.
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Aaaaaaah!
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I can't do it!
It hurts!
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Come on! My grandma can move
faster than that!
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Aah!
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It hurts so much!
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Aah! Ooh!
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Don't let us down, Achi!
Get up! Come on!
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[ Panting ]
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Aaaah!
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We got to
win this thing!
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Move it, lazy bones!
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Ooh, aah, ooh, aah!
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You got to cross
the finish line!
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[ Ticking ]
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♪
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Ohh!
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[ Both whimper ]
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[ Splat! ]
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♪
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A zero?
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This is gonna put us
way behind in the competition.
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Both: Achi!
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You almost cost us
the trophy!
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Yeah! Pull yourself
together!
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♪
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You okay, Achi?
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Oh, sure.
I am okay.
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So okay!
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Alright, let's just
take a breather,
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and then we can get back
to the competition.
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No. I have many loose morals,
but not this loose!
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I'm getting out of here.
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You can't leave!
We can still totally win this!
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And don't forget
about the free chicharrones.
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I'd rather starve to death
with my dignity!
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Hey, man, we made you
what you are.
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You'd be nothing
without us.
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Eh, who said that?
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I cannot tell if it was
Victor and Valentino or Tula.
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♪
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Achi's right, Vic.
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No, he's not!
Dumb dog.
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Okay, he is right!
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Come on.
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Achi!
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Come on, boy!
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♪
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Beat it, fleshbags.
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Look, Achi, our desire to win
got carried away.
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Don't care!
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[ Both sputtering ]
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The truth is, Achi,
you're not a good dog.
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You're rude, you steal food,
and you smell.
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Also, you're, like, a skeleton,
but that's why we like you.
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'Cause no one else
is like you.
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Yeah. You're not
a dog-show dog.
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So, we won't make you finish
the competition.
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Yeah, let's go home.
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I accept your apology.
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But I gotta give
those snobby stuff shirts
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a taste
of the real Achi.
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Well, in that case...
you're gonna need these.
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[ Chuckles mischievously ]
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Our final event is
the obedience competition.
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Up first is Fresa.
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This one's gonna be easy,
so don't mess up.
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Move it or lose it,
Tuna sandwich!
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Hey, they
can't do that!
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They're not up next.
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Aye, just let 'em go.
I'm so done right now.
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♪
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Achi, sit.
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Ooh, yeah, baby!
[ Chuckles ]
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S-Scooting?
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Both chuckle ]
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[ Belches loudly ]
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Ew!
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Achi, chase your tail.
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Come here, you!
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I got it.
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[ Gasps ]
Obviously street dog behavior.
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Disqualified!
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Fellow butt-sniffers!
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It is time to rip off
the collars of oppression --
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time to stop being good dogs
and just be dogs!
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Sí, se puede!
[ Howls ]
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[ Dogs barking ]
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♪
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Aye que violencia!
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Disqualified,
every one of you!
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Hurry up, Fresa.
Let's get our trophy and go.
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Ew!
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Get off my trophy,
street --
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Huh? Aah!!
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Ugh!
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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Growls ]
Fresa!
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Get these mutts off of me!
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Fresa!
Don't...you...
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[ Growls ]
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No. No! Nooo!!
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[ Splashing ]
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[ Slurping ]
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Nothing better
than free chicharrones.
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[ Chuckles ]
Right, princess?
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[ Barks ]
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Um, I invited a couple
of friends to, um, share.
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Sounds good, Ach-i-i-i!
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They look hungry!
[ Laughs ]
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♪
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