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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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♪
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Good morning,
dear brother.
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Just got back
from my morning walk,
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and I must say,
it's a perfect day.
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Nothing can ruin it,
not even...
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh, hey, Val.
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I would like you to meet --
mehhhh! --
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Shelly.
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Aah! Vic, get that disgusting
thing off your tongue!
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Don't you call Shelly
disgusting.
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She's my little cucarachita.
[ Laughs ]
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Come on, Shelly,
not in front of Val.
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Shelly's my newest,
bestest friend.
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Right now, I'm training her
to be an athlete.
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Okay, Shelly,
roll on Selena.
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Come on, girl.
That's it.
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Yeah!
Go, Shelly, go!
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- Aah! Aah!
- That's my girl.
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I'm such a proud
roach dad.
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[ Smooches and slurps ]
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[ Gags ]
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I'm washing
chones today.
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Let me at 'em.
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We should get Shelly
some super-tiny chones,
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right, Shelly?
[ Laughs ]
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Shelly?
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Victor, you better not have
stuck yours to the wall again.
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[ Splat! ]
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Ugh.
I know that sound.
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Shelly?
Shellyyyyyyyy!
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[ Plays funeral song ]
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Thank you all for coming.
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We are garnered here today...
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Gathered.
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...to mow the loss of...
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...an incredible individual.
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Indivi-- uh, oh, wait.
No, that was right.
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Shelly, you were
my shining light
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in this world
of dimmer lights.
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I will always remember the way
your tiny leg hairs
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would tickle my eyelids,
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the way your oily shell
glistened in the moonlight
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and the way you would lay eggs
in my underwear drawer.
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I just wish we got to do
everything on our bucket list.
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Shelly truly was
the best of us all.
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Condolences, Victor.
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It's too bad
death only affects
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those who know
nothing about reanimation.
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Reani-what?
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I know you're feeling
pretty bad right now,
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but you -- you need to try
and get over this.
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It's just a bug.
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Shelly wasn't just a bug.
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She was special.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to flush her lifeless
body down the toilet.
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[ Toilet flushing ]
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You know, Vic, you're actually
being very mature
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about all of this.
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Hey, uh, do you know what re--
"re-amination" is?
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Reanimation?
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Basically,
it's a fictitious way
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to bring someone back
from the dead
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by means of
the supernatural.
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Why do you ask?
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Uh, no reason.
[ Laughs ]
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Anyway, thanks for helping me
move on, Valentino.
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You're so wise and know
so many things I don't.
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Well, I do know
a lot of things.
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Glad I could help, Vic.
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I'll never let you go,
Shelly.
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Never!
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So that's why I came here.
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I need my Shelly back.
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Can you help me?
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Of course
I can help you.
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I don't normally mess with
the laws of nature,
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on a Wednesday,
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but for you,
I can make an exception.
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Awesome.
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I must warn you, though,
if I resurrect Shelly,
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she will only come back
for one more day.
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Seeing her alive may make it
harder to move on.
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I'll take any extra time
with Shelly I can get.
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Sometimes dead is better.
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No.
I think alive is better.
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I can handle it.
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Suit yourself.
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[ Slurps ]
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♪
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My Grandpa Tez showed me
how to do this.
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Put her in.
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Yeeeeeee!
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[ Explosion ]
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Shelly?
Where'd she go?
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She's alive!
[ Laughs ]
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Don't expect her to tango.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
Charlene,
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Shelly and I
got business.
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Remember, Victor,
you only have one day.
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Maybe after
Shelly's time is up,
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she can join
my taxidermy collection.
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What do you say, Vic?
Uh, Vic?
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All right, Shelly.
One day.
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You ready to have the best
25 hours ever?
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That's the spirit!
Let's go!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Okay, Shelly.
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We gotta show the world
how amazing you are.
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Do a flip!
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Come on, girl,
don't be shy.
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No more nap time.
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Nooooo!
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We had one hour left!
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Charlene said...
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Charlene lied.
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She said one day,
one whole 25 hours!
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24 hours in a day, boy.
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Oh, I knew that.
Don't worry, Shelly.
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Death is gonna get punched
in the face.
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Huh.
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Gah.
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♪
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Ugh!
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Oooh!
[ Coughs ]
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Shelly?
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♪
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Back to normal!
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Now we can finish
our bucket list.
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♪
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Jump the hoop, girl.
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Eh, almost perfect.
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Get out of there,
you mangy rabbit!
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Aah! Ah!
Get off of me, you!
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Hey, stop!
Ah, ah, ah!
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Hey! Gah!
Ah! Yah!
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Oh!
Oh, no.
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Owwwww!
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[ Growls ]
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Aah!
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Oh, Reynalda!
Aah!
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Thank you for helping me
take out the trash, niño.
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It is an honor
and a privilege.
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Huh?
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Aah!
Ah! Oof!
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Who dares hurt
my grandson?
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[ Growling ]
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Yah! Yah!
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[ Snarls ]
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Yah!
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Vic: Come on, Shelly,
just a little higher.
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Oh, that leg
will grow back.
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You're doing great, Shelly.
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[ Glass shattering ]
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Wah!
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What the...
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[ People screaming ]
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♪
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Oy! Oy! Ugh!
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Aaaah!
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Uh, oops.
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Hello, Victor.
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Thank you for bringing
my pets back to life.
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They were getting
a little...stiff.
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Charlene, they're destroying
Monte Macabre!
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If my grandma traces this back
to me, I'm a goner!
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We gotta catch 'em all.
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Hmm. I suppose I could
help you capture my pets.
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What do we do?
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Ah, ah, ah.
Compliment me first.
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Compliment?
Ew, gross.
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No way, Charlene.
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Carry on,
my sweet beasts!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Ow!
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[ Gnawing ]
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Ow, my muscular leg!
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Aah!
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how Snowball reached
his end of his string.
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'Cause I don't care.
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He met some not-so-friendly
wolves in the woods.
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Help me, Charlene!
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[ Singsong voice ]
Where's my compliment?
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Uh, y-your hands --
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uh, I've never seen
such pruny fingers.
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Eee!
You're so observant, Victor.
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Ah!
Pull the red string.
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[ Gnawing ]
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[ Squeals ]
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Ah, well,
this is gonna be easy.
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Not easy!
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Help!
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Where's my compliment?
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Uhhhhh...
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Aah!
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Your earwax is
really shiny today!
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Ah!
My dearest little pups.
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Whenever I wanted them to sleep,
I would play this whistle.
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Unfortunately, I used it once
when they were in the lake,
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and, uh,
they never woke up.
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Give me that whistle!
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[ Blows whistle ]
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[ Dogs yip and snore ]
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All right.
Oh, no!
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[ Dogs snoring ]
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That better be
the last one.
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I don't think my body
can handle any more pain.
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Ee-yah!
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[ Growling ]
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Ho!
Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Val, Abuela!
Charlene!
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How do I stop
your dumb raccoon?
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♪ Bandit loves
eating roadkill ♪
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[ Normal voice ]
...until he got flattened by a truck
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and became roadkill
himself.
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[ Sniffs ] He can't resist
all this rotten meat.
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You're just as weird
and creepy
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as your taxi-dummies,
Charlene.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, I didn't even have to ask
for that one.
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- Ah, yee!
- Hey!
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You want a little
tasty treat?
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Well, come and get it!
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Huh?
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[ Snarling ]
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♪
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ahhh!
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
Ah!
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Ugh! Ohhhh!
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Aaaaah!
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[ Snarling
and munching ]
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My pants!
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You want them so bad?
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Well, take them!
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Snarling and munching ]
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That's the last of them.
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There's one more.
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Oh, Shelly,
this is all my fault.
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I realize now that sometimes
it's better to let go
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than to hold on
to the past.
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Look what I've done to you,
Shelly.
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Forgive me, old girl.
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Waaaaah!
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[ Sobs ]
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You're right, Charlene.
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Sometimes dead is better.
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There, there, Victor.
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I know a way you can keep
Shelly's memory alive.
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Shelly might be gone,
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but at least her memory
will stay alive.
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Meh!
Right, Selena?
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Still gross.
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Aaaaaah! Baby roaches in
my underwear drawer!
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Shelly's babies hatched!
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Selena, you're an auntie!
[ Laughs ]
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
Aaaaaah!
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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