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Hey. Hey, Dave.
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Can you grab me a wrench, man?
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Yeah, sure.
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GROVER: (growls)
(screams)
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(laughing)
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Gotcha!
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(laughs)
Good job, Grover.
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(chuckles)
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Okay, you know what, son?
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This is a teachable moment.
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Never prank the person
who pays your allowance.
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Yeah, that's why
I won't prank Mom.
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Man, I love Halloween.
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It's like Christmas,
but instead of giving out gifts,
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I give out nightmares.
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Hey, y'all.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Are you taking Grover
trick-or-treating?
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Nah, he's going to
a friend's Halloween party.
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Apparently, the kid's too cool
for me now.
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(chuckles)
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I saw that one coming.
(laughs)
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Yeah, you lasted longer
than we thought, Dave.
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(laughing)
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Dad, I think there's a scratch
on your truck.
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What?
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Where?
Yeah, ri-right here.
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Can't you see?
It's right there.
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(cackles)
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(screams)
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Want to float?
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It's okay, guys.
It's just Malcolm.
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Oh, Pop,
you didn't even flinch.
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And this mask was not cheap.
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Yeah, well, your prank was.
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Guys.
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(scoffs)
I've been pranking people
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in this neighborhood
for over 30 years,
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and no one has gotten me yet.
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I'm the reason Freddy Krueger
moved to Elm Street.
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This yard is filled
with the bodies
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of those that
tried to scare me before.
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Oh, please, Pop.
I would not go that far.
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(screaming)
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(laughing)
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Don't leave me!
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Come for the king,
you best not miss! (laughs)
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood.
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* Gonna scream on Halloween...
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(humming rhythmically)
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Oh, okay. You're
in a good mood.
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Let me guess,
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you scared the hell out of
someone this morning?
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(chuckles)
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I got Miss Kim real good.
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You know, it turns out
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she runs pretty fast
without that walker.
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No.
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Calvin, you are wrong
for that, baby.
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(chuckles)
That was terrible.
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I'm-a go over to Gemma's
and pick out a costume.
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I'll be back later
to give you some candy.
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(chuckles)
Mmm, mmm.
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Ooh.
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Did you turn the AC on?
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I just got the chills.
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No. That's all me, baby.
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(chuckles)
All right.
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(mechanical whirring)
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Ooh. Ooh.
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I do feel a little draft
in here, though.
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(little girl giggles)
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Tina?
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(little girl giggling)
(footsteps approaching)
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(door creaking)
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What was that?
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Anyone here?
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(door slams)
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(footsteps running)
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Oh, all right. I see.
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Trying to scare me
with the ole Chucky footsteps.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, come on out.
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Malcolm? Marty?
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(curtain rustling)
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Oh. Well, I guess no one's here,
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so I'll just go
back to the kitchen.
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(chuckles):
Okay. Okay.
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I see somebody's learning
from the OG.
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(chuckles)
A'ight.
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(little girl giggles)
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A little girl, really?
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Nice try,
but I was there
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when your mama gave birth
to you.
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It's gonna take a lot more
than that to scare me.
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Okay, we've got
all the classics:
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sexy vampire,
sexy nurse,
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sexy maid.
Ooh.
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Ooh, save the sexy maid
for later.
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My room is dirty.
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Honey, we have company.
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It's fine.
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I know you two are freaks.
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Oh, look,
my old cheerleading uniform.
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Go Cobras!
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(chuckles)
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I used to roll the skirt up,
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so when I walked away,
you'd see my...
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Yeah, you're right.
I'm a freak.
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(chuckles):
All right. Well, you guys have fun.
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I'm gonna go find a new space
for Webster here.
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You know, he was traumatized
this morning
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when I faced him
towards Miss Kim's yard.
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Okay. So, uh,
what do you think?
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Sister Mary Cleavage?
Mm.
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Or Satan's little helper?
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Ooh, I'll take the Devil.
(chuckles)
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Is it hot in here,
or is it just me?
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Shh...
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You know it's me.
Yeah, it's you.
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(knocking)
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Calvin?
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You home?
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Yeah. Hey, Dave.
What's going on?
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Left your wrench out front.
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Ah, yeah. Thank you.
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Ooh, while I'm here,
I was wondering,
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are you planning on
pranking me tonight?
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Because, you know,
I'm a little skittish already,
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and, look,
if you're gonna do it,
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can you just do it to me now?
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That's not how pranks work,
Dave.
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(little girl giggles)
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What was that?
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Was-was that the prank?
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Calvin, 'cause I told you,
I am skittish.
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Nah,
that's just Marty and Malcolm
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trying to pull a prank on me.
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And it's so lame,
it's a shame.
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(footsteps approaching)
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(little girl giggles)
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(footsteps)
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Okay, Calvin, uh...
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This all sounds pretty real
to me.
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No, Dave, I'll show you.
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They just got a fan
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and-and a speaker hidden in here
somewhere.
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LITTLE GIRL (singsongy):
You'll never find me.
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(singsongy):
And we don't want to.
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Aha!
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(chuckles) Found it.
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Man, you know what?
You would think,
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with me being their father,
genetically
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they would be better than this.
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Hmm.
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And just like that
we unplug ghost girl.
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So disappointing, guys.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Busted. You can't
dethrone the king.
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(grunts softly)
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LITTLE GIRL:
Do you want to play?
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I know I unplugged that speaker,
right, Dave?
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Dave?
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(little girl giggling)
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I can't believe these fools are
trying to come for the king.
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Now, I know my boys did it.
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I may not know how they did it,
but I know they did it.
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Or... your house is actually
haunted by a creepy little girl.
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(chuckles):
Be quiet, okay?
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We're about to get
the drop on them.
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And because I'm the landlord,
I got the key.
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Mm-hmm.
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(grunts)
What the hell?
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Okay, all right.
Well, to be fair,
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we didn't knock.
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Pop, is that you?
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Yeah. I wish it wasn't.
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MARTY:
Dad, Dad, we can talk about boundaries later.
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Right now, we need your help.
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Why are you guys wearing
this ridiculous costume?
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We're going to
a costume party later,
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so we figured we'd
try it on first.
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And I told Marty
it was stupid,
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and the stupid zipper
got stuck.
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Yeah, well, then Malcolm
started freaking out,
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and I'm downwind from Malcolm,
so then I stated freaking out.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Let me see what I can do.
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(shrieks)
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Very clever, fellas.
I see what you're doing.
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You got you a alibi.
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But I know that you're the ones
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that's behind this
creepy little girl stuff,
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and I'm gonna prove it.
You got to remember,
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I'm the prank king.
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What are you talking about,
Pop?
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We've been stuck in here
for an hour.
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Man, this thing
really won't budge.
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Ah! Hurry!
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I know camels can hold
their pee, but I can't!
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(groaning)
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(gasps)
(grunts)
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Ah! I'm not gonna make it!
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I'm not gonna make it!
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(door closes)
Huh.
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If you two can't get
out of a camel suit,
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then I know y'all not
behind the ghost girl.
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The question is,
who is?
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We already tried pranking you
this morning, Pop,
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and that did not work.
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Well, I'm gonna find out
who's behind this thing.
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Trust me.
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It can't be Tina.
No. No...
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Maybe it's Miss Kim.
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Nope. No. She's only
got one good hip.
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Well, I'm gonna figure out
why I agreed to go as a camel
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instead of Dumb and Dumber
like I wanted to.
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It's Halloween, son.
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You can't go as yourselves.
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(chuckling)
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You served it up too easy.
(forced chuckle)
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Ooh, girl. Look at you.
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You should save
that outfit
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for when Dave is mad at you.
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Oh, and I would happily spend
a night in hell with you.
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(growls playfully)
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(both grunting)
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Oh, hey, guys.
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What do you think
of our costumes?
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Um...
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I mean, uh, no offense...
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"No offense" is always followed
by something truly offensive,
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but go on.
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Should you be dressed that way?
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I mean, you-you're...
you're moms.
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And you have been
for, like...
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a while.
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So, what do moms dress like?
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Well, Uggs, messy hair,
sweatpants with holes in them.
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MARTY:
Yeah, uh...
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Chipped nail polish,
a T-shirt that says,
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"Everything happens
for a Riesling."
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00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,603
Okay. It's time for
you haters to leave. Yep. Beat it.
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Get out.
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Tina, I never thought
I'd say this,
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but do you think we're too old
for Sexy Halloween?
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You know, normally, I would
scratch your eyeballs out
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for saying that...
Mm-hmm.
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...but this corset
is killing me.
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Please, just give me
a pair of sweatpants. Okay.
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For Halloween, I'm going
as a lady that gave up.
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You know, Calvin, that's
your third cup of coffee.
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You're damn right it is.
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00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,032
Because I'm staying up
all night until I figure out
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who's trying to take
my prank crown from me.
258
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,769
Okay. You know...
259
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,570
Calvin, is it really
that hard to believe
260
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,273
that a little ghost girl wants
to play with you?
261
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,777
You know what, Dave,
you're off the case. Go home.
262
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,447
Dave! Look!
263
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,753
Oh, my God.
264
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,221
Is that a tamale?
265
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,760
No. I think it's a doll.
266
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,061
Stop!
267
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,363
Don't touch that.
268
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,665
Wait, uh, Miss Kim,
269
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,534
you-you know
who that thing belongs to?
270
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,570
Oh, yes. And I'd hoped
I'd never have to see her again.
271
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,739
See who?
272
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,374
(whispers):
Emily.
273
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,278
(whispers):
Who's... Emily?
274
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,482
The little girl that haunts
this neighborhood.
275
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,584
Wait a minute.
I've lived here for 30 years.
276
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,720
I've never heard of this Emily.
277
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,122
Have you been drinking again?
278
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,391
Yes, but mind your business.
279
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,297
Emily lived in this neighborhood
over a century ago.
280
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,467
Oh, that Emily.
281
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,503
I heard about her on NPR.
282
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,306
The story goes that
she went missing on Halloween,
283
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,509
and now every time there's
a harvest moon on October 31,
284
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,645
she returns
in search of a playmate.
285
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,447
MISS KIM:
That's right, Dave.
286
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,683
The last time Emily was here,
287
00:11:56,784 --> 00:12:00,620
she picked little Willy Hopkins
to be her next playmate
288
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,590
and almost dragged him
back to the underworld.
289
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:10,063
The whole neighborhood had to
perform a ritual to free Willy.
290
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,432
You know what, Calvin?
291
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,500
I bet that's the little girl
292
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,601
that's been running
around your house.
293
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,603
She's been in your house?
294
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,239
Ooh, that's not good.
295
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,141
Why?
296
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,675
Because that means
that she's chosen you
297
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,344
to be her next playmate.
298
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,713
So pack your bags
and include
299
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,681
some short sleeves,
'cause where you're headed,
300
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,018
it's gonna be hot.
301
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,419
All right,
you know what, I'm done.
302
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,287
I'm not listening
to this nonsense.
303
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,423
Don't you have
a gentleman to grope?
304
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,692
As a matter of fact, I do.
305
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,495
So if you don't want to know
how to get rid of her,
306
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,231
it's your funeral.
307
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,299
I'll see you later.
308
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,635
Or maybe I won't.
309
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,074
That's exactly what you get
310
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,776
when you mix bourbon
with blood pressure pills.
311
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,646
Whoa.
312
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,481
Where's that little ugly doll?
313
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,416
I bet Emily took it.
314
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,617
Calvin,
you better be careful.
315
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,187
Look, Dave, I'm fine.
All right?
316
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,323
This is just all
a bad Halloween prank.
317
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,491
(door creaks)
318
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,360
LITTLE GIRL:
Come play with me.
319
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,334
Uh, Calvin,
that ball had blood on it.
320
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,735
Aw, hell no.
Miss Kim!
321
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,071
Miss Kim!
322
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,180
Still depressed about
our insensitive children's
323
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,348
casually cruel comments?
324
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,184
Yeah. We gave them life,
325
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,552
and now they're
hating on ours. Mm-hmm.
326
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,389
You want a mini Kit Kat?
327
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,656
No.
328
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,226
I want four 'cause that
makes a whole Kit Kat.
329
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,394
(laughing)
330
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,595
(doorbell rings)
331
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,997
(both groan)
332
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,564
Leave us alone!
333
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,101
Yeah, we're trying to eat
our feelings!
334
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,202
(groans)
335
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,569
Trick or treat!
336
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,339
Aw.
Aw. Gemma. What we got?
337
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,974
Well, we are out of candy,
338
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,376
but how about a scented candle,
339
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,113
spare car key,
and some Clorox wipes?
340
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,982
Say thank you, Joey.
341
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,183
No.
342
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,154
I am so sorry.
343
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,588
He is in a mood tonight.
344
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,157
Don't worry about it.
345
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,026
By the way,
you look great, girl.
346
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,460
Yeah.
You are one wicked witch.
347
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,728
Mm-hmm.
Thank you!
348
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,497
You know, earlier my son told me
my costume was embarrassing.
349
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,068
But I wore it anyway,
'cause I am a grown-ass woman.
350
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,971
Yas! I heard that.
351
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,072
You know what?
352
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,308
I have one mini Kit Kat left,
and it's all yours.
353
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,709
Happy Halloween to me.
Yeah.
354
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,545
(chuckling)
355
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,047
Aw, I liked her.
356
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,714
Yeah. You know what?
357
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,216
She wasn't a wicked witch.
358
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,285
She was our fairy godmother
359
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,687
here to remind us
that we still got it.
360
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:51,358
Yeah. Bibbidi-bobbidi-
forget-our-kids-boo.
361
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,762
And forget the sweatpants, too.
362
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,168
Whoa. You guys look amazing.
Hey. (chuckles)
363
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,569
Mm-hmm?
Little overdressed for a séance,
364
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,272
but amazing.
365
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,406
Mama!
366
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,041
We talked about this.
367
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,277
It's because you're a mom.
368
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:14,081
We did,
and I don't care.
369
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,718
That's right.
As moms, we decide
370
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,420
when we're too old
for something.
371
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,589
Now, let's get
this tea party started.
372
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,491
MISS KIM:
All right.
373
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,726
Gather 'round, everyone.
374
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,328
It's time, Calvin!
375
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,399
All right. I'm ready.
376
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,068
Whoa, Tina.
377
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,203
(chuckles):
Ooh!
378
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,271
Talk about the Devil
making you do it.
379
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,073
(chuckling)
380
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,508
Mmm! Well, if you get
381
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,343
that creepy little
girl out of my house,
382
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,212
I will possess you
all night long.
383
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,679
Focus, you two.
384
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,218
(stammers)
Make sure you keep that on
385
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,320
after this little
séance thing. Okay.
386
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,722
Are all these people
really necessary?
387
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:59,526
Yes, Calvin, we all have to
be here for it to work.
388
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,495
Now, sit.
(sighs)
389
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,032
It's the witching hour.
390
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,605
I have to summon her.
391
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,075
Calvin, repeat after me.
392
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,444
(singsongy):
Emily...
393
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:22,115
it's time to play.
394
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,553
(singsongy):
Emily...
395
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,723
it's time to play.
396
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,592
(electrical crackling)
(thunder rumbling)
397
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,993
Oh.
398
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,228
Whoa.
399
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,729
(groaning, gasping)
400
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,098
(footsteps running)
401
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,367
(little girl giggling)
402
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,103
Emily? Is that you?
403
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,737
It's me, Dave.
404
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,174
We met earlier.
405
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,442
Uh, you-you have
a very nice laugh.
406
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,144
Seriously, Dave? Come on, man.
407
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,479
Calvin, I'm a people person,
okay?
408
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,713
Dead or alive.
409
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,248
(little girl giggling)
410
00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:00,087
Emily? It's safe
to show yourself.
411
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,222
You don't have to hide.
412
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,690
You're among friends.
413
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,258
Uh, yeah.
414
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,594
How about some double Dutch?
415
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362
Tina and I will
play with you.
416
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,363
Uh-uh, girl.
417
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,564
Don't put me in that.
418
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,669
Invite Emily to have some tea.
419
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,609
Emily, would you want some tea?
420
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,977
(thunder rumbling)
(screaming)
421
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,249
I'd love some tea, Calvin.
422
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,685
(stammers)
H-How did you know my name?
423
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,554
She's a ghost, Pop.
424
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,623
She probably know
your credit score, too.
425
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,560
Eat a cookie.
I made them myself.
426
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,195
I-I don't see any cookies.
427
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,197
I said eat a cookie!
428
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Those cookies.
429
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,402
(chuckles)
430
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,604
(giggles)
Mmm.
431
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,440
Delicious.
432
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,644
(stammers) Well, you know,
look at the time.
433
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,279
You know, it's Halloween,
434
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,581
so I'm sure you got
a lot of other ghost,
435
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,916
ghoulie, creepy stuff to do.
436
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,019
So, uh, just go ahead and enjoy
the rest of your death, okay?
437
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,556
You're coming to my world
438
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,626
where we can play together
forever.
439
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,664
That's gonna be a hard no
from me. Okay.
440
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,699
(demonic voice):
Come with me!
441
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,402
(Calvin screams)
442
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,337
Get this little devil baby
off me!
443
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,672
Oh, I can't... Ah!
444
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,640
I ain't been to the Bahamas yet!
445
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,242
(shouting indistinctly)
446
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,178
(grunting)
447
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,712
(all laughing)
448
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,547
Gotcha!
449
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,549
What?
450
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,950
TINA:
Oh, we got him!
451
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,051
What's going...
Yes!
452
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,953
It was a prank, Dad.
453
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,455
Yeah.
We finally got you.
454
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,257
Yeah, we did.
Wait a minute.
455
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,658
You all were in on this?
456
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,560
(others agreeing)
Yeah. You had it coming.
457
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,529
Remember when you put
that stink bomb in my mailbag?
458
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,299
Yeah. And then when you put
that Krazy Glue on my blunt.
459
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,066
I was talking like this
for two days.
460
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,336
And, baby,
it wasn't even Halloween.
461
00:18:56,436 --> 00:19:01,040
I mean, you can't limit all this
talent to just one day a year.
462
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,509
But wait a minute.
463
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,244
How did y'all do
the creepy little girl?
464
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,446
Oh, Emily was a hologram
me and my buddies worked on
465
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,614
at JPL.
466
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,482
We did everything
with remote controls,
467
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,484
projection audio,
and a fog machine.
468
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,420
And I got all the sound effects
off the Internet.
469
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,621
Well, except for one.
470
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,489
(giggles)
471
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,524
Too soon?
472
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,025
(others laugh)
473
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,027
Baby, we were all in on it.
474
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,262
Don't be mad at us.
475
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,397
I'm not mad.
(chuckles): I mean...
476
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,098
it took a whole neighborhood
477
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,168
and a team of engineers
just to trick me.
478
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,137
Besides,
I wasn't even really scared.
479
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,605
What?
(overlapping groans, chatter)
480
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,140
Yeah, come on, Pop.
481
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,542
You were terrified.
482
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,644
No, I was not.
You know what I mean?
483
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,547
The only reason that
I had tears coming out my eyes,
484
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,382
because that doll's hair
got in there,
485
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,051
and I'm allergic
to the synthetic...
486
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,153
(overlapping chatter)
487
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,326
Yesterday was so much fun.
488
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,962
You know what, I'm glad
you all enjoyed yourselves.
489
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,096
(chuckling)
490
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,065
You edit the video yet, Marty?
491
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,300
Yeah. Almost done.
492
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,335
Just adding some close-up's
of Dad's tears.
493
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,671
(forced laugh)
494
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,005
You know what?
495
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,007
I got everybody
a little something
496
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,477
to congratulate you
on finally pranking me.
497
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,413
So, uh, here.
Go ahead and open it.
498
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,348
Ooh, I love mixed nuts.
(others disagreeing)
499
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,749
What?
500
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,251
Do not open that.
501
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,486
It's the oldest trick
in the book, man.
502
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,155
(chuckles):
You got me.
503
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,158
(chuckling)
504
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,194
Eh, I guess I'm losing my touch.
505
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,729
(chuckles)
It's okay. It's all right.
506
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,398
Hey, Malcolm, uh,
turn the game on.
507
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,633
Oh, that's right.
(grunts): Yep.
508
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,636
What y'all doing?
(screaming)
509
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,706
(laughing)
510
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,278
(chuckles) Yes!
511
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,013
I'm still the king!
512
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,682
(both chuckling)
513
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,651
So, you're gonna fix
my transmission, right?
514
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,252
Uh, nah.
515
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,722
That was also
a part of the prank. (laughs)
516
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,296
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