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♪
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♪
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[laughing]
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How'd your parents afford
this trampoline?
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It's a holdover
from our rich life.
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I've bounced in better.
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Ha!
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[grunts] You guys...
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got to try that shit.
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[all munching, slurping]
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Yeah, cheers!
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Ah!
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Goddamn yeah, man.
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Debbie, where in the hell
did you get this barbecue rig?
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What? Oh, come on, no.
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I made this myself
from oil field piping.
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You know, I'm always eating food
from your culture,
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like pho, so this is
kind of cool to feed you
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food from my culture,
like ribs and shit.
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Um, that's not food
from your culture.
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That's food from their culture
that yours ripped off.
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Mine? No, uh-uh.
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Don't pull me into this--
I'm vegan.
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My bad cholesterol is down
to 75. [laughs]
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-[laughter]
-Gbenge.
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Oh, my God,
you guys make me so nervous
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talking about... race.
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It's not bad to talk
about race or racism,
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so long as everyone knows
racism is bad.
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Just feels wrong
to cover all that stuff up
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just because it's upsetting,
right?
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Uh...
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Well, just in case you don't
follow me on social media,
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uh, let me just say
that I'm your ally,
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and I'm here to help, okay?
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-To neighbors... [muttering]
-To neighbors!
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[glugging]
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Ah!
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You guys have really done
well here in this place.
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Yeah, I got to say, the first
time you guys had us over,
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I didn't expect
we'd ever be here
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like this having fun
at the Harper house.
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Right, right. You know what?
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we thought we moved
into Aunt Maggie's house here
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because it would be cheap--
no rent, no house payment.
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But... [groans] ...we forgot
about the property taxes.
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[scoffs]
Stupid taxes, am I right?
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Actually, this side of town
really could use
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-all the tax money we can get.
-[beeping]
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Okay, people, it's time!
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[grunting]
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Real meat and vegan meat
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on a separate rack,
and separate vegan tongs.
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Yes! Us Harpers do it for real.
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Gwen?
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This is a real family.
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[scoffs]
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[laughing]
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TV ANNOUNCER:
To Thrill a Mockingbird!
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Finally enjoy
a conflict-free version,
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with singing.
Here, we find fun-loving Scout
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and her oddball,
adult male, loner friend Boo
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having all sorts
of fun adventures in the South
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with all its problematic facts
removed.
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Oh, just Southern Gothic fun
for all!
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Oh, better set the DVR.
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Never thought these words would
come out of my mouth, but...
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I've come to love
this old house.
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Check out my model
for the school's
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big Historic Downtown Project.
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DEBBIE AND FREDDIE:
Wow!
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It's an interactive project
where all the kids
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build models of historic homes.
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And it all culminates
in the whole class doing
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a big Historic Walk
through the historic buildings
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of Downtown River Creek--
our hood!
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See, this north side of town is
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kind of working out
for us, right?
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Toddie, this is incredible.
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-Let me see.
-No, Mom, don't touch it!
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It's, uh...
it's got fresh paint.
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Hmm.
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So, Ollie, I bet you picked
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a cool building to do,
too, right? Please?
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Ta-da! It's part of the old,
crumbled sidewalk out there.
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It was poured
way back in the '20s.
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That is... that is...
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Super historical? Yeah.
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And... it's for walking on.
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Tied that in,
besides I'll clean up
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on the presentation portion
of the project.
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And, Todd, if you get
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performance nerves
for that part...
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I'm not nervous.
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...just recall that everyone
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you talk to
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has boogers caking up
their nose holes.
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Some get bad,
like fried shrimp jackets
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turned inside out up in there.
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Like textured wallpaper.
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Just... sheet boogers.
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[all retching]
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Wait a second, Todd.
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How old is this house, exactly?
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I'm not a hundred
on this, Dad, but it is
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in the Victorian style,
so I'm gonna say
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probably late 1880s, uh,
summer '83 if you pressed me.
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Why? Why are we talking
about this?
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I think I just got
a great idea of how
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to get out of property tax.
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♪
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[humming]
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So, uh, any luck yet
finding the Harper house?
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Uh, it's 1800s for sure.
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I mean, definitely should
have a historic landmarker and
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it should be tax exempt
for that, right?
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That is right.
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It's part of the Arkansas
Historic Preservation Law.
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You know, I have heard
the Harper house
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is the house where George Lucas
created Jar Jar Binks.
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I mean, what could be
worse than that?
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Jar Jar Binks, I mean...
[muttering]
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Uh-oh!
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Oh, no. Is it Jar Jar?
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Worse.
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Turns out the Harper house is
the birthplace
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of Civil War General
Dickson Whitewish Harper.
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Union?
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Mm-mm, no, no,
quite the opposite.
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Very, uh...
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racist.
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Whoa, whoa, no, no!
But I'm not racist!
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My neighbors are Black...
and Vietnamese.
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Mm, are you saying
you don't want
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this tax exemption?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
I-I still want that.
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But can't we just cover
this up, you know, like...
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keep it a secret
and still let me benefit
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from the tax loophole thing?
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Well, yes, you can do that
if you want to.
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Uh, just one mo...
[muttering]
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Oh!
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My, oh, it says here
that your property
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is still the site
of the Whitewish Monument.
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-[sniffling]
-Wait, what monument?
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Wait, what monument?
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Babe, look, it's gone.
The good news is
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we get to avoid paying
property tax.
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[groaning]
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Babe, don't you hear me?
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It's gone.
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[whimpers]
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This is silly, babe.
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Leave it already.
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[humming]
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Gah, I don't get it.
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What am I missing?
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[groaning, grunting]
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Uh, hello, Debbie?
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[moaning]
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Okay, really, what is it, Deb?
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The blueprints! Okay.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no. No.
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"So that the South may glitter
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when it rises again"?
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[gasps, grunts]
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-Oh.
-What-what is it?
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Okay...
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There it is.
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A rope. Huh?
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[gasps]
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Uh...
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[both gasp]
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[whimpers]
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[both gasping]
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[both gasping]
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-Oh, my God.
-Let's destroy it now!
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No! Look, that--
that'll be too loud.
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Let's just cover it up
and act like it never happened.
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[grunts]
Can the roof just go back?
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Uh, doesn't seem like it.
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This was what someone
in the house was to do
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once "the South rose again."
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Fuck that.
[grunts]
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Hush! The neighbors will hear.
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And come with their eyeballs.
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And use them on us. And this!
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They'll think I got
the racist gene from Maggie!
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Well, we got to do something!
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-[shouts]
-Hiss!
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We got to keep this
from the kids.
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Todd finally loves this house.
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And Ollie,
she can't keep a secret.
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No, no, we show the kids.
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They need to know
this is our history.
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-[gasps]
-Facts are facts, Freddie.
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[grunting]
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Please, shush, babe, please!
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Our neighbors finally like us.
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Okay, straight up.
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Does this bother you
due to appearances...
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or due to the reality
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that your very recent relatives
were this racist?!
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Look, can't it be both?
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Seriously. I mean,
I hate the reality of this.
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But I also don't want
our non-white friends
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to know this about us.
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I-I-I'd like to avoid hurting
them with this horrible sight.
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I mean, sometimes appearances
arereality.
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This would be bad
for the kids, right?
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Fine.
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I'll cover it first, and I'll
remove it in secret tomorrow.
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But we are not done
talking about this.
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[gulps]
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[school bell rings]
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[grunts]
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Whoa-ho-ho! Nice fielding, Todd.
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You were right there,
you could've grabbed it!
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Now my elbows are skint.
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Gnarly elbow pepperonis!
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Dude, I can help
carry that in with you.
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Why would I ever accept
your bad help?
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You're the least
reliable person I know.
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I'm also the only person
you got,
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Mr. "I embrace
my bad people skills."
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[sighs] Okay, you can get one
side, but I need you to focus.
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You got to keep it level.
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It's structurally unsound
for some reason.
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I said keep it level!
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No!
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It's ruined, Ollie!
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I was just trying
to help you, bro.
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[panting]
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Hey, Freddie.
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Ack! You're Black-- uh, back!
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I-I mean, you're back
at our house.
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Eh, uh, not Black.
[gasps] But you are.
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Uh, wow. Oh, wow.
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All right, look, I didn't even
realize you guys were Black.
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S-See, I-I don't see
color, okay...
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I mean, I don't even see gender.
To me, you're just blobs
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completely devoid of qualities.
[chuckles, mutters]
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Good morning to you.
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Try decaf.
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I see you're doing
some home renovating up there?
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Good eye! We are indeed.
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Yeah.
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Well, okay, cool.
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Yeah, see, Debbie,
she already has a handle on it.
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-So we-we don't need help.
-All right, understood.
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Oh, yeah, we're-we're,
yeah, we're adding
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a-a greenhouse, uh, to the roof.
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Oh?
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Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So we can, uh...
[clears throat]
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...grow our own, uh, pizzas.
258
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,493
No, no, wait, stupid Freddie.
259
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,713
You can't grow
your own pizzas...
260
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,715
The things that go
on top of the pizzas.
261
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,065
What are they called again?
Shit. Oh, tomatoes!
262
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,414
That's it... [stammers]
263
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,242
It's a greenhouse, uh,
for tomatoes.
264
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,331
-All right.
-Neat.
265
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,855
If you want to know why...
266
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,900
We kind of don't. Late for work.
267
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,424
See, it-it's because I'm trying
to get into the, uh...
268
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,078
ketchup, uh, business.
269
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,384
Ooh, great.
270
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,777
Yeah, see, I have
an old ketchup recipe
271
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,909
that goes back
in my family for generations.
272
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,998
I love my family history--
273
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,521
Fuck! No, I...
274
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,349
I mean I just love ketchup.
275
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,569
All right, guys,
tell you more about it later!
276
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,179
-Check it!
-We've heard enough!
277
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,703
We've heard enough.
278
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,750
[grunting]
279
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,186
[groans]
280
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,753
Why won't this cut?
281
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,886
Quick, we have to start
a ketchup empire
282
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,149
or everyone will think
we're racists!
283
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,194
[school bell ringing]
284
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,415
Why was it collapsing
in the first place?
285
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,722
Now I'll definitely
not get it stabilized.
286
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,898
Why'd your project
break so easily?
287
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,769
Because your help was bad.
288
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,292
You gave bad help.
289
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,251
When you offer to help,
but you don't follow through,
290
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,948
it's a hollow gesture.
291
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,297
It's bad help.
292
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,778
Seems like any help
is good help to me.
293
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,476
Aah, I've been holding
my piss all lunch.
294
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,391
But I still have shit
to do here!
295
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,393
Go! I'll watch this stuff.
296
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,265
Trust you again? No way!
297
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,441
What, you gonna just not piss?
298
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,312
You can't do a presentation
on a full tank.
299
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,966
You'll get jaundice.
300
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,489
Okay, but just watch it.
301
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,840
Don't touch it.
Promise me on your life.
302
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,059
I promise.
303
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,193
[panting]
304
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,502
[grunting]
305
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,808
[shouts]
306
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,810
[rumbling]
307
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,987
Oh, no, no...
oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
308
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,381
[grunting]
309
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,864
[gasps]
310
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,909
Jesus Christ
311
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,738
on a crooked crutch!
312
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,087
[muttering]
313
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,133
One sec,
just tweeting against racism.
314
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,743
It makes me feel better.
315
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,702
It's a load-bearing statue.
316
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,921
What do you mean,
"load-bearing"?
317
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,183
It's on the top of the house.
318
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,098
Yeah, much like America's
awful, horrific,
319
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,492
brutal, inexcusable
history of slavery,
320
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,450
our present situation seems
to be inextricably
321
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,322
built upon it. Look.
322
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,671
[grunts]
323
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,673
See? This bitch's legs
324
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,588
go all the way up.
325
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,242
Oh, my God!
326
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:31,114
Okay, we-we got to just live
with this huge secret forever.
327
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,161
It's like we're
a family of O.J. Simpsons.
328
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,033
No. I can figure this out.
329
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,428
[gasps]
330
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,866
No!
331
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,912
[vocalizing]
332
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,613
I thought you were watching
my project for me!
333
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,354
What happened?!
334
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,008
You made me promise
not to touch it.
335
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,574
I really wanted to save it,
336
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,881
but I'd have had
to touch it-- your bad.
337
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,709
No, yourbad!
You knew what I meant!
338
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,798
What am I gonna do
for my project?
339
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,018
Just lean into the talking part.
340
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,107
I do it all the time
because I am good
341
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,717
with people and bad at work.
342
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,327
But you get bad grades.
343
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,068
But never bad vibes.
344
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,114
Just say, "Back in the old days,
345
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,290
"white people took this land
from Native peoples,
346
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,075
"then enslaved a bunch
of other people to build houses
347
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,685
that we all still live in."
348
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,165
Ollie, from here on,
349
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,559
I'll always say no
if you ever try to help me.
350
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,214
Never say ever.
351
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,216
Now, class, remember...
352
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:33,089
after our presentations,
we'll be doing the Historic Walk
353
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,658
around the historic downtown
neighborhood of River Creek.
354
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,965
The mayor, Kelley Frakes,
will join us,
355
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,142
if you can believe it,
along with our own principal,
356
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,318
Dr. Morocco.
357
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,885
-[clears throat] Doctor?
-Oh, yes.
358
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,496
I don't suppose anyone chose
this outdated
359
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,324
and underfunded and neglected
360
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,369
old school building
as their project?
361
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,588
[coughs]
362
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,807
No? Well, I didn't, either.
363
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,898
But sometimes
the place picks you.
364
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,641
Okay, first up,
we have Ollie Harper.
365
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,862
What are we looking at here?
366
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,865
Historic sidewalk,
poured in 1920,
367
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,607
the year cavemen
invented shaving...
368
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,175
Did you really think
I would grade you
369
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,741
on a rock?
370
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,874
Well, actually,
two crows flew in
371
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,137
and carried my actual project
into the air,
372
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,009
and they dropped it
so it would crack,
373
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,967
just like they do with nuts.
[sighs]
374
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,970
I just didn't say that because
I knew it's so hard to believe.
375
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,059
Damn crows!
376
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,235
I, too, hate crows.
377
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,891
Ever since they ate
my little sister's eyeballs out
378
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,067
when she fell asleep
on our trampoline
379
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,200
so... long ago.
380
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,898
I-I'm sorry.
Did you just say that crows...
381
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,944
The child deserves a "D,"
at least.
382
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,294
[groans]
383
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,035
Todd, you're next.
384
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,211
[exhales]
385
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:54,301
Sheet boogers, sheet boogers.
386
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,434
So this is our historic Harper--
387
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,393
Ow! Jesus!
388
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:03,440
Todd and I are intellectually
on the same level, everybody.
389
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,703
-No, we are not!
-Oh, am I next?
390
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,923
I'm Joshathon, by the way.
391
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,751
I know your name, Joshathon.
392
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,449
I've had you
for a few years now.
393
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,755
Joshathon?
394
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,018
Okay, Todd. [chuckles]
Are we done here?
395
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,585
[whispers]:
Try my way.
396
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,109
Back in the old days,
397
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,460
white people took this land
from Native people,
398
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,462
and they, uh...
399
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,247
[whispering]:
The slaves!
400
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,465
Stop it, Rushy!
401
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,424
[inhales]
White people
402
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,426
had slaves build our house.
403
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,688
Maybe.
[whimpers]
404
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,472
Todd, I'm disappointed.
405
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865
That's an "F."
406
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,565
[grunting]
407
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,785
There! Now that I've reinforced
408
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,570
the base, I can safely
remove this blight.
409
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,485
GWEN:
Hello up there!
410
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,096
[bird caws]
411
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,227
Need help?
412
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,273
No, we get to not pay
our property tax
413
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,710
if we make this place
a historic landmark.
414
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,495
So I'm doing just,
you know, repairs on it.
415
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,454
Got to love loopholes!
416
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,456
Oh. Okay.
417
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,327
Look, about the taxes--
418
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,460
Look out, diversity!
419
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,115
This street is
420
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,943
absolutely important
for our Historic Walk.
421
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,381
Because this is where
all the rich white people
422
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,862
used to live, you know,
back before white flight,
423
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,387
and red-lining,
and gerrymandering,
424
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,476
and horrid misuse of taxes.
425
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:25,131
Well, I don't exactly agree
426
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,656
with your accusations,
Ms. Gonzalez.
427
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,701
I was just trying
to help you, bro.
428
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,660
Stop saying that! Your help is
429
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,618
always a hollow gesture.
430
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:35,837
[wind blowing]
431
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,057
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, aah!
432
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,495
[muffled shouting]
433
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,888
[gasps]
434
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,546
What in the name
of sweet Black Je--
435
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,896
[stammers]
Oh, hell no!
436
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,942
What the fuck, Debbie?!
437
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,597
-Debbie?
-Tomatoes, my fucking ass.
438
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,642
There goes the neighborhood.
439
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,166
No shit, Shauna.
440
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,299
Uh, I don't know why people
are so surprised by this.
441
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,909
[dog barking, whimpering]
442
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,173
-[cats meowing]
-Huh?
443
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,047
-[gasps]
-Ooh, rad, a ghost!
444
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,745
Oh, my God,
a load-bearing monument!
445
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,791
That's why my model
kept collapsing.
446
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,881
I didn't know our house
was stabilized on racism.
447
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,666
Nope, not touching this one.
Not me. Nope.
448
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,190
-Sorry.
-Good idea, Doc.
449
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,279
[car horn honking]
450
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,063
[tires screech]
451
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,199
Hey, everybody.
452
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,462
What's up? [gasps]
453
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899
Oh, my God.
454
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,466
Aah!
455
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,344
Freddie! Get out here!
456
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,737
Now!
457
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,391
Sheet boogers, sheet boogers.
458
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,001
Sheet boogers, sheet boogers,
sheet boogers,
459
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,568
sheet boogers, sheet boogers.
460
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,309
All right, class dismissed,
kids.
461
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,485
Head back to your homes,
get some sleep.
462
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:02,053
Uh, we'll have a lot
to discuss tomorrow.
463
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,491
[gasps, groans]
464
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,754
-[back cracking]
-[grunting]
465
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,322
It's go time.
466
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,628
[grunts]
467
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,631
[exhales, grunts]
468
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:20,463
Okay, everybody, here!
469
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,813
I've printed out my tweets
and Insta-posts
470
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,641
to prove to you all
that I am an ally
471
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,208
and this isn't on purpose.
472
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,428
You don't have
to read all 20 pages, but...
473
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,212
Just explain this shit, Freddie.
474
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,040
Oh, my brothers and sisters...
475
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,563
Do not say that.
476
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,479
My friends, I plan
to burn the house down
477
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,482
in the name of equality
and solidarity,
478
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:43,486
so you will all know
that we hate racism!
479
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:45,923
[chuckles]
480
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,143
The best Mother's Day gifts are
481
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,710
the ones you get yourself.
482
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,756
Watch me burn down
the Harper House!
483
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,628
Freddie, stop making
this all about you.
484
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,064
That idea is bad help.
485
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,675
It ain't nothing
but a hollow gesture, man.
486
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,503
Oh, I get it.
487
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,201
I see it. Okay. Cool.
488
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,465
We all knew your Aunt Maggie
was a sick ol' twisted bigot.
489
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,511
And we wondered if y'all were,
too, when you moved in,
490
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,514
until you started
proving otherwise.
491
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,560
[grunting, laughing]
492
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,779
Yeah.
493
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,347
Who wants some of this?
Who wants some of this?
494
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,306
Wait, hold on, I-I'm confused.
495
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,046
What-what am I supposed to do?
496
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:25,528
I mean, how do I be a good ally
but not make it about me?
497
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,878
Why is it always
the Black man's job
498
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,272
to teach white folks
how to be good neighbors?
499
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:34,276
Okay, first, do not
burn down your house.
500
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670
That's just some
performative bullshit.
501
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,933
Second, get the city or somebody
502
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,805
to take that disgusting thing
off the roof.
503
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,633
Then you stay here.
504
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,592
You keep buying books
at our store,
505
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,376
and food from the Dangs.
506
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,291
And we all keep hanging out.
507
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,597
Maybe.
508
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,512
And fucking pay your taxes!
509
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,078
Don't look for loopholes.
510
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:57,560
Taxes really help struggling
neighborhoods like ours.
511
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,997
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
512
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,565
But, I mean,
you guys aren't mad?
513
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,306
We are definitely mad.
514
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,916
But not like you assumed.
515
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,267
Honestly, this monument is
just one outfit away
516
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,573
from the ones still everywhere
in broad daylight.
517
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,401
Speaking of daylight,
518
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,709
in the sunlight, is that
white part actually, uh...
519
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,712
Diamond. That's solid diamond.
520
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,105
-Did you say diamond?!
-[gasps]
521
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,933
We can break it up
and put the money
522
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,326
back into this community!
523
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,285
Yes! We will!
524
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,416
I got to tell Debbie!
525
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,158
Hold on to your tits.
526
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,218
Oh, cool.
527
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:49,525
More diamonds.
528
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,136
[all groaning]
529
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,790
Oh, well.
530
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,097
[grunting]
531
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,275
Hey, friends.
532
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,233
[stammers]
We barbecuing again?
533
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:03,409
What's up?
534
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,325
Hey, where's everybody going?
What...
535
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,805
Uh, hmm...
did they see it or something?
536
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,372
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, it turns out
537
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,592
to be more about taxes,
you know. [chuckles]
538
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,376
Hey, thanks for the tips, guys!
539
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,769
All right!
540
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,423
GBENGE:
Uh-huh.
541
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,947
See that wave?
Yeah, we're all good.
542
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,166
[stammers]
What am I missing here?
543
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,429
I saved the day.
544
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,082
I cleaned
the racism off the house.
545
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,911
Yeah, I think it's gonna be
a daily clean-up process for us.
546
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:31,872
See, Ollie. You and Dad
both gave bad help today.
547
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,961
Duh. I saw. I get it.
548
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:37,007
Dad's idea to burn down the
house for the neighbors was...
549
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,400
Bad help. I got it.
550
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,141
You said it 20 times
in 22 minutes.
551
00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:42,448
You were going
to burn down our house?
552
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,015
-Freddie?
-Yeah, it was a hollow gesture.
553
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:46,756
Yeah, we all
really get that now, Todd.
554
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,671
So do you think
the neighbors hate us?
555
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,020
They're not happy.
556
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,631
Do you think we can stay here
557
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,110
and smooth things over?
558
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,460
Ooh, maybe.
559
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,897
So it's a cliffhanger.
Is it a cliffhanger?
560
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,465
Do you feel
like we're hanging off a cliff?
561
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,728
Ollie, no. What happened here
562
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,338
was enough, don't you think?
563
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,819
Look, tomorrow we wake up
and stumble through
564
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,735
some other new, big problems,
I'm sure, and...
565
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,172
Do you think we'll be okay?
566
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,435
BOTH:
Yes.
567
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:17,961
Do you think
we should watch that
568
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,572
To Thrill a Mockingbird
tonight?
569
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,444
OTHERS:
No!
570
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,098
DEBBIE:
Shit!
571
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:09,143
Chirp.
572
00:24:09,193 --> 00:24:13,743
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