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Help! Help me!
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Oh, my God, Pete.
What happened?
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You were the only one
I could call.
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Okay, stay here.
I'm gonna call 911, alright?
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No, no, no.
It's too late.
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Will you please
just do me a favor?Of course.
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After I die, could you please
roll my ashes up
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into a blunt...
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and smoke me?
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Oh, you ass!
I almost had a heart attack!
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It's jerky.
Happy Halloween.
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What?
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What?
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There's something seriously
wrong with you.
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You didn't inherit
Dad's love for Halloween?
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That guy was
the king of pranks.
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He loved messing with me
all the time.
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Yes, my favorite prank
was when
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he abandoned me
at the age of 10.
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Wow. Very dark.
Nice.
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So, aside from giving me
a coronary,
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what are you doing
in town?
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Are you kidding? L.A. is lit
during Halloween season.
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I got five parties
lined up.
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You didn't bring Chastity?
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No. She's, uh,
stuck in Tempe.
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They're doing a haunted house
at the strip club.
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But I was wondering
if you still have
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that open-door policy
on your guest room?
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A little notice would have been
nice, but, yeah, sure.
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How long would you like
to stay?
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Oh, just a couple days.
Weeks. Months. I don't know.
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But I do need some clothes.
And deodorant.
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And a toothbrush.
Uh, I don't have anything.
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Of course not.
W-Why -- Why would you?
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Hmm. Can you grab
the blueberries?
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We don't have any.
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Wha--
I just went shopping.
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Hey, when you
finish something,
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you need to put it on
the shopping list.
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I didn't eat them.
I didn't.
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Okay. Fine.
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Just -- Just next time,
put it on the list.
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Oh, hey, did you figure out
what costume you're gonna wear
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to the West Hollywood parade
tonight?
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Um...not yet.
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I sent you
a ton of suggestions.
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No offense...
but they all sucked.
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Um, o-okay. Well, just because
you say "no offense"
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doesn't mean
it hurts less.
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Hello.
Hi.
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I'm Margaret from 604.
You're a cop, right?
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Yeah.
Uh, what's going on?
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Hey. Stop!
No, no!
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Those are
delicate instruments!
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Oh, go screw yourself!
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Whoa. Police.
Hey.
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What's going on?They robbed me!
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Okay, thatis not
at all true.
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Mrs. Crouch hired us
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to rid her home
of an aggressive spirit.
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You mean a ghost?
You guys are ghost hunters?
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Yeah, we are. The spirit
in Mrs. Crouch's apartment
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is rather just stubborn,
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so we said that
we would do a follow-up.
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For another $5,000.
She already paid them $10,000.
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Our prices are in line
with industry standards.
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You didn't get rid of my ghost!
Now, give me my money back!
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Okay, here's
what's gonna happen.
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Mrs. Crouch is gonna stop
trashing your stuff,
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and you guys are going to
give me your information
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so I can pass it on
to a detective.
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Mm-hmm.
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Lopez: Hey,
what are you doing here?
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I just felt like
swinging by
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and seeing the best detective
in the city.
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You have a client
in lockup?
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That too.
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Well, don't forget to pick up
candy for tonight.
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And not
those variety packs
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with that pathetic,
fun-sized nonsense.
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We serve full-sized bars
at the Lopez-Evers abode.
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Uh, good morning.
Good morning.
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Um, I need a favor.What's up?
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My neighbor is being
taken advantage of.
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There are these, uh,
paranormal expert,
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ghost hunters,
whatever.
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They're charging her
10 grand
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to rid her apartment
of ghosts.
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That's ridiculous.
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10 grand should at least get you
a quality exorcism.
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That said, making a case
against them could be tricky.
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Yeah, tarot, fortune-telling,
necromancy, ghost hunting --
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all the psychic arts
are legal in California.
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But she's an old lady
on a fixed income.
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There's no way
she can afford $10,000
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on "psychic services."
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Well, now, that changes
the equation.
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Yeah, elder financial fraud
is a crime.
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I'll look into it.
Thank you.
You're the best.
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
This is Lucy Chen.
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Um...confirming
what appointment?
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Excuse me?
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Your mother did what?
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She pre-paid for me
to have my eggs frozen
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at a fertility clinic.
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I thought you and your mother
weren't talking.
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She's definitely
talking now.
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Seriously, what makes her think
she has the right?
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Alright. Nolan...
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Can you tell me what today is
and what "ACH" stands for?
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Today is Halloween, and I have
no idea what "ACH" stands for.
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No candy
for partial answers.
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Harper?
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Anything can happen.
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Basically a reminder
to be extra careful
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'cause today is Halloween
and Halloween is unpredictable.
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Correct.
And since Officer Thorsen
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has range qualifications today,
you're back riding with Nolan.
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Oh, just like old times.
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Yeah, without the fear of
the whole blue-page thing.
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Uh, what kind of unpredictable
can we expect today?
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Good question, Chen.
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Lot of liquid courage.
Lot of 211's.
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Teenagers snatching
little kids' candy.
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Masked people running into
liquor stores.
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Do they have a gun, or are they
just late for a party?
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Muzzle discipline
is critical.
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And?
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Can you remind us how you got
your uniform torn
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three Halloweens ago?
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Uh...
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if you get dispatched
to a loud party,
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make sure they know
you're not the stripper.
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We'll try to get you home
on time,
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but it's Halloween, so...
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All:
Anything can happen.
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Exactly.
Alright, be safe out there.
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This is nice,
being together again.
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It's actually a relief
riding with someone
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who can handle himself.
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A compliment?
How far we've come.
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I am in a good place.
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You know, work's good,
James is great.
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I have a wonderful relationship
with my daughter.
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And, I don't know, this job,
it's -- it's changed everything.
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Nice.
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Lila excited
for Halloween?
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Oh, beyond.
She's changed her costume
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like 10 times this week.
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And how do you
and Donovan arrange
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for trick-or-treating?
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We're supposed to alternate
years, but this morning,
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Lila told her father and I
that she wanted to do
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a family-themed costume,
like we used to wear.
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That sounds...
complicated?
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Yeah.
But, you know,
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she has her heart
set on it,
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and Donovan and I are in
a good place, so we agreed.
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Hmm.
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That's very enlightened
of you.
Thank you.
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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
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Seriously, why would you
jinx me like that?
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Um, I should probably
take this.
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Chastity.
How's it going?
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Terrible.
Are -- Are you sitting down?
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It's -- It's --
It's about your brother.
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He's missing.Oh, no, he's --
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He went to the store
last night,
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and he went to go get
corn nuts and Fanta,
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and -- and no one's seen him
since, and I'm just --
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I'm worried that he may have
fallen off the wagon.
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He's -- He's on the wagon?
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Yes, and I would have called
the Tempe Police,
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but they're still mad about
the glitter bomb and --
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Okay, no, no, Chastity,
um, Pete's fine.
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He-- He's not on a bender
and he's not missing.
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He's here in Los Angeles.
He's with me.
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That son of a bitch.
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O-Okay. You want to tell me
what's going on?
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What's going on is, I am going
to kill your little brother
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the next time I see him,
but before, I'm gonna rupture
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his delicate parts
with a pair of stilettos
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and close up all of his
openings with a hot glue gun.
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O-Okay. You --
You do realize you--
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you've described about
six crimes to me, right?
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Ugh.
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You have to hand it to her --
she's very creative.
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Mm-hmm.
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Happy Halloween.Be safe out there.
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Thank you.
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I'm just saying,
I am only 29.
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My eggs are nowhere near
their expiration date.
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But clearly, my mother thinks
that I'm a pathetic loser
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who's never gonna find
a partner
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before her fertility clock
ticks down.
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Or she's just looking out
for you,
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knowing how busy you are.
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Wha--
Why are you taking her side?
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I'm not taking her side.
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It's just --
It's a biological fact
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that you have a ticking
reproductive clock.
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Mm. Don't be smug about
the fact that men
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can have kids
well into their 90s.
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I'm not even 30
and apparently,
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I need to flash-freeze
my ovaries.
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It's just insurance, okay?
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Look, you don't get
car insurance
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hoping that
you crash your car.
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The policy is a waste
of money, alright?
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If your mom wants to pay
the bill, let her.
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I'm gonna pretend
you didn't just compare
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my fertility
to a car wreck.
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I can't find my daughter.
Selina.
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She's dressed
like Stitch.
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Uh, ma'am, she's --
she's right over there.
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No.
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There were twokids
dressed as Stitch.
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Okay. A parent probably
just grabbed the wrong kid.
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Um, hi. My name is Tim.
What's your name?
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Alton.
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Okay, did your mom or dad
accidentally leave
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without you, Alton?
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My dad.
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Okay, and what's
your dad's name?
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Daddy.
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Okay, I got this.
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Hi. Do you know
where you live?
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Oh, great. You are so smart.
Where?
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In a house.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Okay.
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This is gonna take a little bit
longer than I thought.
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You didn't tell her
I was here, did you?
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Yes, of course I did.
She was freaking out.
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She thought
you'd gone missing.
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Are you not aware
of the Bro Code?
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'Cause rule number seven
clearly states
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that when a girlfriend
asks where your bro is,
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the answer is always,
"I don't know!"
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God, you're the worst
half-brother ever!
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I was about to say
the same thing.
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Oh, good.
So you agree.
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I'm the --
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Okay.
You -- You know what?
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I can't -- Pete, I got to go.
I got to go.
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Control, 7-Adam-15.
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415 unknown,
Third and Gardner.
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People are running.
Stand by.
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Get out of there!
252
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Wo Over there!
253
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,054
Zombie!
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Zombie!
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Ma'am?
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Ma'am, we're here to help.
What's your name?
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Ma'am, can you hear me?
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Ugh!
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You ready for round two?
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Yeah?
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