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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,913 This programme contains very strong language 2 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,424 and some scenes of a sexual nature 3 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:47,839 There's actually something, um, we... Um, me and your dad, 4 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,039 something we wanted to... 5 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,079 ...talk to you... all... about. 6 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:58,439 Some of which is potentially quite emotive terrain. 7 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,559 But the main thing to get across... 8 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,999 - Is that everything is... - Absolutely fine. 9 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,839 There's nothing whatsoever to be worried... 10 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,239 - Or alarmed. - Or even... 11 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,660 It is all gravy. 12 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,200 Me and your dad... 13 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,399 ...we've decided to start seeing other people. 14 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,439 - Together. - Yes. 15 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,119 - In tandem. - At the same time. 16 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,879 - Different people. - But still together, me and your dad. 17 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,759 - So very much as we are now. - But with some extra... 18 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,027 - ...sex... - Sex. 19 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,984 ...outside the usual. 20 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,439 I mean, at most, we're probably talking... 21 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,839 I mean, really, we haven't really found time as yet to... 22 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,959 - No. - ..really pin down... 23 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,279 No, that's true. 24 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,027 We're very much in the early stages of... 25 00:02:47,052 --> 00:02:48,799 - ..discussing. - Mm. 26 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,439 And, honestly, in truth, 27 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,549 we don't really foresee any of this affecting any of you... 28 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,399 - No! - ..In any practical sense. 29 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,599 Chances are hardly any effect at all, truth be told. 30 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,399 And, obviously, we wanted to be 31 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,719 as honest with all of you as we possibly can 32 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,519 because we know, we understand, that this is somewhat of a departure. 33 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,919 But only a really very small one. 34 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,359 So, we wanted to give you an opportunity 35 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,440 to be able to ask us any... 36 00:03:16,465 --> 00:03:17,999 - Anything. - ..questions or... 37 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,440 Feedback. 38 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,599 Comments? 39 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:26,599 - Wait... - What?! 40 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:32,086 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 41 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:33,743 - Oh, my God! - Wow, this is like nothing I've... 42 00:03:33,768 --> 00:03:34,720 ever... 43 00:03:34,721 --> 00:03:38,119 So, just a... The plan... 44 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,719 ...is... to stay together? 45 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,319 - Exactly. - Absolutely, 100%. 46 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,879 - OK, so stay together... - Unquestionably. 47 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,879 - No-one is going anywhere. - And also to see...? 48 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,919 - Other people, that's right. - And just sex, or...? 49 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,143 - Absolutely, just sex. - Yes, exactly. 50 00:03:50,168 --> 00:03:51,175 So, no love? 51 00:03:51,176 --> 00:03:53,079 No, what this is NOT about is love. 52 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,319 - No, it's just sex. - So, you're not breaking up? 53 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,880 - No! - No, the opposite. 54 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,640 Fuck! 55 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,719 So, how many? 56 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,279 Like, um, what's the deal with, um...? 57 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,502 I mean, how many people 58 00:04:08,527 --> 00:04:09,480 - have you and Dad...? - What? 59 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:12,399 I'm saying in terms of trying to get a sense of... 60 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,180 - Well... - ..the overall... scale. 61 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,020 So far, it's really only been, like... 62 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,919 Oh, OK. 63 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,039 That's it? 64 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,559 - So, just, really, just...? - Just... just the one. 65 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,119 Well, I guess, that's actually sort of nowhere near as bad 66 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,199 as what I had in my head, so... 67 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,599 I thought you were going to say you're part of, some, like, 68 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,479 epic, suburban, sex network. 69 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,239 Fifty Shades Of Hertfordshire. 70 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,160 Obviously, that's the goal longer-term, but, um... 71 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,759 - I was joking! Sorry. - Mum! Oh, my God! 72 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,759 Definitely, probably, way too soon for those sort of jokes. 73 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,119 Wait, wait, but what about...? 74 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,239 Love... 75 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,039 Oh, love... 76 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,320 I'm fine. 77 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,760 - No, it's OK. - Hey, it's all right to be... 78 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,031 I'm sorry. 79 00:05:08,056 --> 00:05:09,839 - No. - No! 80 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,040 Sorry. 81 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,279 Might... Might just... 82 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,239 You want some water or...? 83 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,977 I might... I might... I might go out. 84 00:05:24,002 --> 00:05:25,599 - You want to go outside? - Yeah. 85 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,879 No, but, like, out-out. 86 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,172 Would you like one of us to come with you? 87 00:05:29,197 --> 00:05:30,840 Maybe just Naomi. 88 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,159 Actually, maybe, like, the three of us, we could...? 89 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,480 - Whatever you want. - Yeah. 90 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,000 Any word from Claire? 91 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,800 Nothing. 92 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,300 Marc? 93 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,280 Mm-nm. 94 00:06:18,159 --> 00:06:19,799 You know what's funny? 95 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,720 Almost nothing. 96 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,880 No, I mean... 97 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,799 If we were in some kind of alternative whatchamacallit, 98 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,920 and we didn't know each other, and we met... 99 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:40,190 ...and you said to me, "Hello, Alan, would you like to have 100 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:43,300 "guilt-free extra-marital sex with me?" 101 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,680 I would probably bite your fucking hand off. 102 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,960 You can bite my fucking hand off right now if you like. 103 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,320 Wonder who you'd be with. 104 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,999 Oh, probably what was her...? What was her...? 105 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,160 - Julia Bratolyubov. - Yes! 106 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,359 Although I do find it slightly chilling 107 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,519 you're still able to remember her full name. 108 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,520 Well, play your cards right, and I might tell you her middle name. 109 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,800 Oh, you know who you'd be with? 110 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,519 With the camera, what was his...? 111 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,239 Lawrence? 112 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,720 Lawrence! 113 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,840 Um, we saw Rita and she gave us a... 114 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,439 Cherry clafoutis. 115 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,080 We saw Rita and she gave us a cherry clafoutis. 116 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,040 Oh, my God! 117 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,440 Mm. 118 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,559 Wow! 119 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,199 Mm-hm. 120 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,040 Please don't get divorced. 121 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,160 We're not going to get divorced. 122 00:08:30,547 --> 00:08:31,747 Morning. 123 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,360 Some toast? 124 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,679 Cereal? 125 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,880 I'm good. 126 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,679 I'm about to head out, so I'll see you... 127 00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:53,239 ...later. 128 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,880 Well... 129 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,280 Bye. 130 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,199 Good weekend, Nilesh? 131 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,599 Dishwasher's playing up again. 132 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,959 We took out this insurance. 133 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:37,559 15 quid a month, takes care of all the repairs. 134 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,399 And if you have to call out an engineer three times, 135 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,760 and they still can't fix it, you get a new machine. 136 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,559 What they don't tell you, 137 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,400 is that you've got to disconnect the old machine yourself. 138 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:55,079 And they'll deliver a new machine, but they won't install it. 139 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,679 And on top of that, 140 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,399 they won't even take the old machine away! 141 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,400 - Hi. - Hi. 142 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,113 - Hi. - Hi. 143 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,240 I think, what you're doing... 144 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,480 I think it's sort of amazing. 145 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,040 I get it. 146 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,160 I do. 147 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,360 And... 148 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,740 ...I'm up for it. 149 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,039 I am. I am. 150 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:34,679 But what I'm not interested in is fucking up someone's marriage, OK, 151 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,799 and what I'm DEFINITELY not interested in is fucking up my job. 152 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,156 - I like it here. I'm good at it. - Claire... 153 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,325 So, that's all I'm going to say. 154 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,390 - Listen... - Those are my terms. 155 00:10:43,391 --> 00:10:45,039 - Claire, I... - No histrionics. 156 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,439 - I... I completely... - No psychodrama. 157 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,039 - I... I honestly... - And no getting in the way of the work. 158 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,719 I... Listen, I completely... 159 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,159 The last thing I want 160 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,679 is for you to be put in any kind of awkward position. 161 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,959 Alan! 162 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:07,220 I am trying to be serious here and all you're giving me is smut! 163 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,999 I just... 164 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,220 Guys, sorry, you're being summoned. 165 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,599 So, they're called The Breakfast Club 166 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,479 and their website lists things like, Tina Turner, 167 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:26,079 The Pointer Sisters, Bon Jovi, Luther Vandross... 168 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,559 Great. It's great. Great, so... 169 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,240 So, I've e-mailed the website for a quote. 170 00:11:32,265 --> 00:11:33,704 - Let's see what happens. - OK. 171 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,239 Now, raffle. 172 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,159 Prizes. 173 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,880 Hey? Where are we up to? 174 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,439 - There's a few... - Well... 175 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,705 _ 176 00:11:57,705 --> 00:11:59,545 _ 177 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:00,920 _ 178 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,279 Oh, my God. 179 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,120 SHE LAUGHS Lawrence! 180 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,720 Joy. 181 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,240 Wow! 182 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,439 This is such a headfuck. 183 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,559 Not least because, only the other day we were... 184 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,839 You look, I mean, shit, you look almost exactly... 185 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,559 I mean, not exactly-exactly, that would be... 186 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,359 - Physically impossible. - No! 187 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,479 - So do you, by the way. - No, I look like shit. 188 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,639 - Not true! - Whoa. 189 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,520 That is a basket full of condoms 190 00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:04,520 - and lube. - Oh, shit... 191 00:13:04,521 --> 00:13:07,600 Well, you know me, better safe than sorry. 192 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,199 Shit. I thought you were living in... Don't say it! 193 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,439 - Cornwall, wasn't it? - Finsbury Park. 194 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,570 No, I thought Janine said to me that you were... 195 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:17,564 Janine Shaner? 196 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:19,879 Yeah, cos you weren't at the last couple of reunions. 197 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,639 Well, I mean, she was almost right. We used to live down that way. 198 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,679 So what brings you back to good old...? 199 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,719 Oh, um, my dad, actually. 200 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,879 My dad. 201 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,959 Oh, no, is everything...? 202 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:36,159 Er, well, he's... He's not been doing too good, so, er... 203 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,720 - No, Lawrence, I'm so sorry. - I appreciate that. 204 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,720 Sorry. 205 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,559 - I am so sorry, Lawrence, I just... - No, you gotta do what you gotta do. 206 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,079 I, er... I, um... 207 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,959 I'm supposed to, er... 208 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,840 It's all right. 209 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,837 Joy, hi, hi. 210 00:14:13,838 --> 00:14:16,519 Jason. Hi, hi, hello! Sorry I missed you. 211 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,039 Ah, don't worry about it. Joy, is this a good time to talk? 212 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,599 Yes. Yes, it is. 213 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,135 I've just been thinking about the other night. 214 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,300 Yeah... 215 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,479 I mean, obviously, I had no idea you two were related. 216 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,319 Jason, I wonder if we ought to wait 217 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,359 until our next session together rather than... 218 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,799 Yeah, but we're meeting up, that's the thing. 219 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,797 We're going to be meeting up again so... 220 00:14:34,822 --> 00:14:36,759 Yeah, no, no, that's right. 221 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,360 - That's why I'm suggesting that we... - No me and Laura. 222 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,959 Oh, OK. 223 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,320 The thing is, Jason... 224 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,639 ...with everything that's going on, 225 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,039 the most important thing here is you, Jason, 226 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,159 and the work that you've been doing. 227 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,199 It is so important that you continue your work... 228 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,100 So, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 229 00:14:57,346 --> 00:14:59,106 What do you mean, "continue"? 230 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,479 Jason, we can't... 231 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,879 I mean, I have to refer you on. 232 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,399 I have to be able to be impartial. 233 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,720 I'm so sorry. 234 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,840 Jason? 235 00:15:17,106 --> 00:15:19,106 - Jason, are you still...? - I'm still here. 236 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,159 Are you sure you're not trying to get rid of me cos you're sick of me? 237 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,679 Oh, Jason, the last thing I am is sick of you 238 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,639 or trying to get rid of you. 239 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,799 What I would love for us to do 240 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,919 is sit down together in person 241 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,000 and go through everything in detail. 242 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,679 Yeah, makes sense. 243 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,200 Good. Good! Thank you, Jason. 244 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,800 I'll see you later. 245 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,479 Sorry, Joy, I've gotta head back. 246 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,759 Oh. 247 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,800 Er, the bloke in the glasses is looking after all your sheaths. 248 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,040 Right! 249 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,560 - I'm sorry, there isn't more time... - It's been so good to... 250 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,380 Well, I mean, I'm around 251 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,439 for a couple of days anyway, so if you...? 252 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,839 Right. 253 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,780 - So, what did you say? - Gave him my e-mail. 254 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,199 I felt sorry for him. 255 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,039 Christ, I hope you don't mind. 256 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,400 No, I think you should. Be interesting. 257 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,560 So, what was he...? What was he like? 258 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,719 Sorry to go back. Just to check that I've... 259 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,159 Um, Marvin is...? 260 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,839 I would say Marvin is no longer in the picture. 261 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,519 And his replacement, for want of a... 262 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,040 Now in his place... 263 00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,679 - Is Marc. - With a C. 264 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,639 But I wouldn't... necessarily... 265 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,639 I mean, they're quite different. 266 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,400 - OK. - Yeah, prospects. 267 00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:02,199 - I see. - As people. 268 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,479 Which is good. It's a good thing, I think. 269 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,719 I really like the fact that he's um... He's a bit more relaxed. 270 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,719 Jubilant. 271 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,120 Ebullient. 272 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,880 He's easy on the eye. 273 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,640 He's fun! 274 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,340 The situation 275 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,920 with your eldest daughter? 276 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,363 Yeah, she doesn't know that I know who Jason is. 277 00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,395 Remind me again. 278 00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:31,839 He's a young professional, 279 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,559 married reasonably young, and his wife, she... 280 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,439 And he, in the 18 months or so since, 281 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,639 he's been having quite a lot of casual sex. 282 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,880 Often in public. 283 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,999 I think he's quite afraid... 284 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,700 ...of love. 285 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,039 I think, at the moment, love feels like too much of a risk. 286 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,959 Too demanding. 287 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,319 Casual sex, on the other hand, 288 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,799 I think, at the moment, appeals because it's relatively risk-free. 289 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,500 You know, it's excitement and, um, 290 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,680 adrenaline instead of... 291 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,080 ...worry and fear. 292 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,040 And in terms of your daughter... 293 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,360 ...is there a plan? 294 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,840 Do you plan, for that matter, 295 00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:32,666 on telling her the truth? 296 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,559 I hope you like gnudi. They're distant cousins of the dumpling. 297 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,380 Means "naked", apparently. 298 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,959 Who doesn't like a dumpling? 299 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,080 Er, sit down, sit. I'm just going to... 300 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,719 Insert joke about not letting your naked dumplings catch fire... 301 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,320 - Yeah! - ..or something... 302 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,406 OK. 303 00:19:56,546 --> 00:19:57,826 You sure? 304 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,279 Sure you're sure? Cos we don't have to be doing this, you know. 305 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,600 No, I know. 306 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,999 I... I mean, are you all right? 307 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,960 Me? I'm ecstatic. 308 00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:12,839 No, I just don't want this to be weird. 309 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,200 Then stop making it weird. 310 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,759 It's not like shoving a spoon inside a pudding. 311 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,999 No, you gotta, like... 312 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,999 You gotta, like, start off slow. 313 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,159 Just... Just lips first 314 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,980 and you don't need to move your head around so much. 315 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,359 So, just... lips. 316 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,400 Soft. 317 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,040 - No tongues. - OK, cool. 318 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,920 Worse or better? 319 00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,286 Again? 320 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:26,127 Sure. 321 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,000 Holy shit. 322 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,959 What shall I say? 323 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,280 Who's Selina? 324 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,240 Fuck, she's year above. 325 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,639 Ah, I really don't want to come to a house party with a bunch of... 326 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,159 I know, look, I know, I get it, 327 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,239 I totally get it, but I just... I... I... 328 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,759 All right! All right... SHE LAUGHS 329 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,160 Sound like you're having a Tourette's explosion. 330 00:22:30,626 --> 00:22:31,946 When is it? 331 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,079 Hello, Marc with a C. 332 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,719 Hello, Joy with a degree. 333 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,120 - How's your daughter? - Ah, which one? 334 00:22:47,145 --> 00:22:48,109 How many you got? 335 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,019 Is she more or less angry than the first one? 336 00:22:52,044 --> 00:22:53,119 Oh, less. 337 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,946 Hey, Marc, I had a really lovely time with you the other night. 338 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,020 Uh-oh. 339 00:23:01,045 --> 00:23:03,319 No, but I just need to be really clear with you. 340 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,800 I'm married. 341 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,759 I have three children, 342 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,279 the aforementioned two and another one, a son. He's called Tom. 343 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,399 And I love my husband, he's a fucking wonder, 344 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,559 and I love my kids, so what I don't need is more love 345 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,879 or someone else who needs things from me. 346 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,799 I have that. I have that in spades. 347 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,439 And when we finish our noodles here, I'm going to go home, 348 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,439 and I'm going to lie down, next to my husband, 349 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,319 in the same bed we've been sleeping in for the best part of 20 years, 350 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,741 and I'm going to think about how to improve my relationship 351 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:35,039 with my kids. So, if any of this upsets you, anything I've said, 352 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,557 or offends you or makes you uncomfortable... 353 00:23:37,558 --> 00:23:40,959 The only thing that I'm going to question is the legitimacy 354 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,439 of the whole bed situation. 355 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,136 If you've been sleeping in the same bed 356 00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:47,580 for the best part of 20 years, that shit is RANK! 357 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,919 Scout's honour, all I want to do is just eat some decent noodles. 358 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,439 As for the other shit, 359 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,919 I'm too emotionally stunted to hold down a full-time job, let alone a... 360 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,999 And, yeah, sure, in an ideal world, 361 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,440 we'd maybe beat each other's cheeks off every once in a while. 362 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,380 But other than that? 363 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,719 So, how... 364 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,400 How long have you and Mum been working together? 365 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,360 About a year, give or take. 366 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,374 Hang on, I don't understand. 367 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:42,759 So, you work at the zoo, but you're not a zookeeper? 368 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,199 - First-aider. Part-time. - And the rest of the time? 369 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,501 You ever heard of medical role-play? 370 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:47,599 I have. 371 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,537 - I do a bit of that, too. - No, you do not. 372 00:24:49,562 --> 00:24:50,560 Swear down. 373 00:24:50,561 --> 00:24:53,719 And forgive me, Marc with a C, you make enough money from...? 374 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:58,279 No, no, no, I live with my sister, mortgage-free, rent-free. 375 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,799 Ah, living the dream. 376 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,639 I had a breakdown a couple of years back 377 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,959 and the only reason that I went for a job at the Zoological Society 378 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,016 was because I'd just had my rabies jab 379 00:25:10,017 --> 00:25:12,199 which meant I could pretty much start straightaway. 380 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,519 Oh, my God, Marc, I'm so sorry. 381 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,199 I can't even imagine... 382 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,839 You motherfucker! 383 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,200 Argh! 384 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,559 The bit about the rabies jab was true, 385 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,159 but, no, I don't really do anything. 386 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,280 And, Joy, I am telling you, it is fucking sweet-as, mate. 387 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,359 So, originally, when they released it in France, 388 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,919 the voice-over was in French. 389 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,319 Oh, OK. 390 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,780 Cos the director's French. 391 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,380 Oh, well, that's... Which would... 392 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,359 It's not one person doing the voice-over, 393 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,279 - it's two people doing it. - Oh, that's cool. 394 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,719 And it's two people doing it in the first person, 395 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,799 because they just really want to tell this story 396 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,599 of these two penguins falling in love with each other. 397 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,319 Ooh, and when they have their baby chicks, 398 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,159 there's another person doing a voice-over for the chicks! 399 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,400 Ah. 400 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,639 But then, when, you know, they released it in America, 401 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,366 - I mean, they changed it. - No. 402 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,592 They changed the voice-over completely. 403 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:18,724 No! 404 00:26:18,725 --> 00:26:21,559 They got Morgan Freeman to do it. 405 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,719 - To do all of it! - Typical. 406 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,079 Look, anyway, that's... blah. 407 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,720 This version's the one I prefer. 408 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,919 So, I mean, your French must be really good. 409 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,639 I mean, if you can understand all this? 410 00:26:41,742 --> 00:26:43,742 _ 411 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,960 I had no idea. 412 00:26:46,976 --> 00:26:50,480 _ 413 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,719 Um... 414 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,880 Ready? 415 00:27:01,439 --> 00:27:03,119 Mm-hm. 416 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,079 OK, so, it starts off slow. 417 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:17,420 And it was all improvised, so just don't expect... 418 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,240 You just have to let it, you know, do its thing. 419 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,359 Mmm. 420 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,359 What's the weirdest shit you've ever had to deal with? 421 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,799 Ah, categorically, none of your business. 422 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,159 All right, then. 423 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,199 Tell me... 424 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,399 Tell me, why you do it. 425 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,760 Well, if I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't need to do it. 426 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,479 That's clever and shit, but it's not an answer. 427 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,079 Well, OK, um, I love the fact 428 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,279 that psychoanalysis really, truly tries 429 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,880 to stake a claim for our vastness. 430 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,840 Can you...? 431 00:29:31,579 --> 00:29:33,659 Can you smell that? 432 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,879 I think it might be bullshit? 433 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,959 In which case, OK, all right, think of this, think of it like this. 434 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,159 OK, you're meeting someone for the first time, and you're at a party... 435 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,399 - Now, I'm with you. - You get talking... 436 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,480 Give it to me. 437 00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:48,959 ...and you might start thinking to yourself, 438 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,559 "OK, well, this is going quite well, 439 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,479 "but, shit, I don't want to, you know, say that thing about myself, 440 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,799 "or reveal that other thing, cos I don't want this person 441 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,879 "thinking I'm some kind of unsavoury character." 442 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,245 I'm all about the unsavoury characters, by the way. 443 00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:03,639 "I don't want them figuring out who I am, at least, not yet." 444 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,519 Well, the amazing thing about psychoanalysis, 445 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,199 it doesn't believe in any of that. 446 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,799 Because we aren't quote-unquote really anything. 447 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,950 There is no, one, single 448 00:30:12,951 --> 00:30:15,639 quote-unquote real version of any of us. 449 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,999 Whether we like or not, 450 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 we are infinite, 451 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,824 - and irreducible, and... - So, um... 452 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,240 This is me. 453 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,039 Um, this was fun. 454 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,560 It was. 455 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,559 Hey, good luck sleeping in your rank bed. 456 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,599 I think... Is there someone? 457 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,420 Yeah. Yeah, that's my sister. She worries like a motherfucker. 458 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,800 OK, well, goodnight, Marc. 459 00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:54,907 Goodnight, Joy. 460 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,320 - Hello, driver. - Hey! 461 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,119 Wow, Alan...! 462 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,330 Sorry, yeah, we may have smoked a little weed. 463 00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:35,413 I'll say. 464 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,359 Is driving a good idea? 465 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,040 They say it actually improves spatial awareness. 466 00:32:40,065 --> 00:32:41,040 No, they don't! 467 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:42,360 No, they don't. No. 468 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,599 - So, how was it? - How did it go? 469 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,480 - It was really, really fun. - Yeah, I had an amazing time. 470 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,320 Oh, oh! Christ, that's Arctic! 471 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,199 It's like that bit in... Titanic. 472 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,199 God, I hated that film. 473 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,960 I'll just... Yeah... 474 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,160 I mean, I think, weirdly... 475 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,319 Because the thing I've really loved, 476 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:20,319 the thing I've really loved doing with you, and as far as I can tell, 477 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,519 it is only with you, at the moment, anyway, 478 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,919 the getting stoned and the talking shit, er... 479 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,239 Weirdly, that stuff, 480 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,639 that stuff, 481 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:38,639 it's, like, at the moment, Alan, 482 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:43,240 um, I only want to do that stuff... 483 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,520 ...with you. 484 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:56,639 So, weirdly, that's the bit I can't, um... 485 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,060 That's the bit I'm having trouble getting my head around having to... 486 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:04,980 ...share. 487 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,360 So, that's why I'm saying that, maybe... 488 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,760 ...it's more complicated than you think. 489 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,480 For me. 490 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,519 Maybe... Maybe, for you, 491 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,719 maybe it's completely different for you, in which case... 492 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,580 Claire, um... 493 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,959 What you're saying, it's... 494 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,559 It makes complete... 495 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,280 The problem is... 496 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,700 ...the situation with me and Joy... 497 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,020 ...it... 498 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,320 ...it doesn't really allow for what it is that you're... 499 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,960 Um, Claire, I'm really sorry. 500 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,999 No. 501 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,240 I can't. 502 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,740 Temperature's really dropped. 503 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,600 Tell me about it. 504 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,200 My fan-fucking-heater thingy. 505 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,839 I have a spare pair of gloves, if you...? 506 00:37:34,173 --> 00:37:35,933 I... I mean, not on me. 507 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,559 - I was going to say. - That would be... 508 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,359 Overkill is what two pairs of gloves on you, Alan, 509 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,880 would be right now. 510 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,400 But, I mean... 511 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,320 ...another time, if you... 512 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,679 - So, an example? - Mmm. 513 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,639 An example of the two of you struggling to see eye-to-eye? 514 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,479 So, I would say, "Plant it out," 515 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,399 and Elaine says, "It's my way or the highway." 516 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,560 So, in the end... 517 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,399 You said earlier, James, you said, you thought this bay tree 518 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,039 might give Elaine something to do, to focus on, 519 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,960 and I wonder if you might be able to say a little more about that. 520 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,760 We're talking... This is probably, what? 521 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,280 Six... 522 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,080 ...seven months after your father passed away? 523 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,080 Only so long a person can stand by feeling useless. 524 00:39:13,273 --> 00:39:14,433 To me, anyway. 525 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,240 Especially when someone you love is down in the dumps. 526 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,960 They were simpatico. 527 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,000 Elaine? 528 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,520 You've been quiet for quite a long time now. 529 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,400 I'd love to know what you've been thinking about. 530 00:40:05,312 --> 00:40:06,472 Why? 531 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,520 It's a good question. 532 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,060 Silence is important. 533 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,960 But I worry that some of these silences are... 534 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,920 ...getting a bit uncomfortable. 535 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,200 Difficult. 536 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:28,039 And I don't want this room, or our time together, 537 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,140 to be either of those things. 538 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,160 For either of you. 539 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,300 I don't know the details of your father's death, Elaine, 540 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:44,495 but a loss of any kind can be huge. 541 00:40:44,939 --> 00:40:46,459 Destabilising. 542 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,879 It's real. 543 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,120 It's shocking. It shocks us. 544 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:57,760 And accepting help or support can be frightening. 545 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,599 - I'm off. - OK. 546 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,639 - Shouldn't be too late. - Try not to strain too much. 547 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,719 And don't let anyone talk you into doing something 548 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,633 you're not completely comfortable with. 549 00:41:18,634 --> 00:41:21,319 Thanks for the vote of confidence. 550 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,540 My faith in you is unwavering. 551 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,680 - Have fun with Snappy Snaps. - Ha-ha. 552 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,519 Clown, stand down 553 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,340 _ 554 00:42:45,341 --> 00:42:47,341 _ 555 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,640 Let's do this! 556 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,920 Oh, thanks. 557 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,560 Always a gentleman. 558 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,000 Yeah, it's just so strange. 559 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,639 I always think, when I haven't been here for a bit, 560 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,751 and I come back, I always think everything looks so small. 561 00:43:26,752 --> 00:43:29,691 Yeah! But the funny thing is, the memory I have of your dad 562 00:43:29,692 --> 00:43:33,159 is of this great big giant... 563 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,839 Well, he's sort of 5'10, 5'11. 564 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,479 And the furniture. 565 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,073 I know. It's shit. 566 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,440 - Do you mind? Can I...? - No, knock yourself out. 567 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,640 Oh, wow. 568 00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,839 Sorry. 569 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,599 Lawrence, do you mind if I have a bit of a nose round? 570 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,479 Mi casa es su casa. 571 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,879 ♪ Oh, Myela, my love ♪ 572 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,279 ♪ Can you hear? ♪ 573 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:31,799 ♪ Can you still hear ♪ 574 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,399 ♪ The sirens moan? ♪ 575 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,999 ♪ Calling you home again ♪ 576 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,119 ♪ Black out call... ♪ 577 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:51,119 ♪ ..Calling you back again? ♪ 578 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,799 ♪ Oh, Myela, my love ♪ 579 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,799 ♪ Can you hear ♪ 580 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:03,639 ♪ Can you still hear ♪ 581 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,719 ♪ The sirens moan? ♪ 582 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:12,959 ♪ Calling you home again ♪ 583 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,040 ♪ The blackout call ♪ 584 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,159 ♪ Calling you back again ♪ 585 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,239 ♪ Oh, Myela, my love ♪ 586 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,920 ♪ They say the pipeline is coming ♪ 587 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,639 ♪ Black bears at the summit ♪ 588 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:40,039 ♪ Gonna have to move on... ♪ 589 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,359 Oh, Naomi, hi, hi. 590 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,719 - Just wanted to return your... - Oh, you didn't have to. 591 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,359 That's very kind of you. Thanks. 592 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,559 - How was it? - Yeah. 593 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,880 - No... Don't hold back! - No, it was, yeah, it was... 594 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,399 - ..amazing. - Ah, I was worried 595 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,999 I might've been a bit heavy-handed with the almond essence. 596 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,648 Honestly, Rita, I didn't even know 597 00:46:00,673 --> 00:46:02,034 - that was a thing. - Oh, yeah. 598 00:46:02,035 --> 00:46:05,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They distil it right down. 599 00:46:05,578 --> 00:46:07,519 - Shit. - Yeah. 600 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,199 Lucky almonds. 601 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:14,719 Yeah, um, Naomi, I don't suppose I could trouble you 602 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,880 to do me a quick favour, could I? 603 00:46:17,473 --> 00:46:20,353 - Yeah. - OK, come in. 604 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,000 OK. 605 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:27,959 It's about developing a level of skill and precision. 606 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,359 Deflecting and re-directing your opponent's attack. 607 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,800 And how do we achieve this? 608 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,360 Remember, feet shoulder-width apart. 609 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,919 Don't let the mind wander. 610 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,520 Try to focus. 611 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,719 Knees as high as you can. Keep the knees higher. 612 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,280 Keep them higher! Knees up! 613 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,200 Are hernias usually hard or soft to the touch? 614 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,840 Praiano. 615 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,160 Positano. 616 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,080 - Anyway, and so on and so on. - No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! 617 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,540 Lawrence, you know what, I actually have to tell you something. 618 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:38,737 I've already seen some of these 619 00:47:38,738 --> 00:47:43,020 because I online-stalked you a couple of years ago. 620 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,559 You're kidding? 621 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,279 Hah! 622 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,159 Wow, Joy, I feel so sullied. 623 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,799 Because you took the photographs at Tina Egan's second... 624 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,279 - That's right. - Right, and then she posted 625 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,048 like half a dozen or so of the photos online, 626 00:47:57,049 --> 00:48:00,620 and I saw that they were yours and so, then, I googled you. 627 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,799 Cos I didn't realise you were still taking photos. 628 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,599 Mmm, and then I, you know, had a look at your website, 629 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,319 and, very possibly, your Twitter, 630 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,919 and maybe, ever-so-possibly, your Instagram 631 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,039 and then I felt REALLY dirty so I had to stop. Wow. 632 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,440 You know what, full disclosure. 633 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,279 - I did pretty much the same thing. - No! 634 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,359 Yeah, but we're talking four, five years ago? 635 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,439 - I was at Kerry's funeral. - Ah. 636 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,439 I was so sorry to have missed that. 637 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,340 Well, I was a wreck. 638 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:38,559 Anyway I think it was Louise who said to me, 639 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,920 that you were working as a therapist and I was like, "What?!" 640 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,700 Joy Harrison is, sorry, Joy Richards, 641 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,620 Joy Richards is working as a therapist. 642 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,160 Oh, thank God, I feel so much better. 643 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,600 So, there we go. 644 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,380 It's a pretty epic bouncy castle. 645 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,039 I don't suppose, would it... 646 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,800 Would it be OK if we didn't use our tongues? 647 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,000 I don't understand. Why wouldn't we use our tongues? 648 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,480 Now, your honest-to-goodness feedback. 649 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,119 OK? 650 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,440 That's it, um... 651 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,520 There. 652 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,920 Mm-hm. 653 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,200 Wow. 654 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,399 Definitely the second. 655 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,759 - Really? - Unquestionably. 656 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,320 I like that one the best, too. 657 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,439 Thanks, Naomi. I really appreciate it. 658 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,199 - Hope they like 'em. - Oh, God, fingers crossed. 659 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,600 I mean, they should do. 660 00:51:01,446 --> 00:51:02,766 OK. 661 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,280 I dunno how that thing started. It's not true. 662 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,920 I haven't actually had sex with anyone. 663 00:51:19,972 --> 00:51:21,052 That's OK. 664 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,599 - I'm glad you think so. - No, no, no, no... 665 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,760 I know what you meant. 666 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,439 Sometimes I think I should just get it out the way 667 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,820 so then it's done and I don't have to worry about it any more. 668 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,999 Either you want it too much and you're a slut 669 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,999 or you don't want it enough and you're tight. 670 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,399 OK, honestly, I've never had sex with anyone either. 671 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,040 SHE LAUGHS No shit. 672 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,400 Oh, I'm sorry. 673 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,359 You're so nice and I keep saying mean stuff to you. 674 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,720 Yep, yep, that was definitely pretty mean. 675 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,140 Actually, like, 676 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:02,999 honestly, my appetite for like, sex, at the moment, 677 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,780 is quite severely diminished. 678 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,460 I'm cool with just talking. 679 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,719 Gee, I bet you say that to all the girls. 680 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:20,600 My success rate with that one is, like, off-the-charts phenomenal. 681 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,600 Hey, did you ever hear back about those Zadie Smith tickets? 682 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,360 Ohhh... 683 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,519 Hi, Alan! 684 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,180 Hi, Claire, hi, hi. 685 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,159 - Hello? - Yeah, hi, hi, Claire. It's Alan. 686 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,359 Yeah, Alan, your, um... 687 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,160 Your name comes up on my phone. 688 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,680 Yeah. 689 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,719 Alan, is everything all right? 690 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,680 Claire, I completely agree. 691 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,039 It's everything, it's all of it. 692 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,359 And it's... it's impossible, trying to separate it all out, 693 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,799 of course it is. 694 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,280 It's the whole lot of you. 695 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,959 And I've been trying to shake it off, 696 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,280 I've been trying not to think about it, but... 697 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,799 ...here's the problem, Claire, I can't. 698 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,500 I can't stop thinking about you. 699 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,560 More to the point... 700 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,280 ...I don't want to. 701 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,120 Alan, where are you? 702 00:54:54,806 --> 00:54:56,246 Outside. 703 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,960 - Thank you, Lawrence. - No, thank you. 704 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,000 Yeah, I had a really lovely... 705 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,840 Listen, likewise. 706 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,900 - It was so great to... - Yeah, no. 707 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,880 OK. OK, let me. 708 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,520 Bye... 709 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,079 ...Lawrence. 710 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:03,719 ♪ I want you more than I need you ♪ 711 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:09,039 ♪ I need you so bad ♪ 712 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:14,919 ♪ Are you coming back? Are you coming back? 713 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:19,440 ♪ I'm waiting ♪ 714 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:26,280 ♪ Haven't had a dream in a long time ♪ 715 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:31,240 ♪ Haven't been able to sleep ♪ 716 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:37,839 ♪ Are you coming back? Are you coming back? 717 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,000 ♪ I'm waiting ♪ 718 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,880 ♪ I'm waiting ♪ 719 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:17,679 ♪ I want you more than I need you ♪ 720 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,400 ♪ I need you bad ♪ 721 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:28,599 ♪ Are you coming back? Are you coming back? 722 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:32,240 ♪ I'm waiting ♪ 723 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,040 ♪ I'm waiting. ♪ 52034

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