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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,002 Will you be long, miss? 2 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:26,405 If you saw me for the first time, how old would you say I am? 3 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,642 How old precisely? 4 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,571 Well, rounded to the nearest ten. 5 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,285 Forty!- 6 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,605 Forty? You think I look forty? - You got this in the mail. 7 00:00:47,122 --> 00:00:49,283 I can't see. 8 00:00:51,681 --> 00:00:54,252 "Invitation to a class reunion. ' 9 00:00:56,482 --> 00:00:59,770 "Twenty years have passed since we parted ways, - 10 00:01:00,242 --> 00:01:04,008 and now we are pleased to announce our class reunion. ' 11 00:01:04,242 --> 00:01:07,530 Bye, sweetie! I'm going to see Grandpa. 12 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:10,651 Mom will take you to practice. Kiss kiss. 13 00:01:11,842 --> 00:01:14,083 "We've come up with a small task for everyone. " 14 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:18,487 "As class president, yours is to make a speech. " 15 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:21,772 REUNION 16 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:51,459 So you've been having trouble with your stomach. - Yes. 17 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:59,215 At least that's what I told Jaana. 18 00:01:59,524 --> 00:02:03,370 I think it's better that she doesn't know - 19 00:02:04,405 --> 00:02:09,366 about the trouble I've been having in the nether regions - 20 00:02:10,245 --> 00:02:12,009 for quite some time already. 21 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:19,296 Have you had sex with a prostitute? Goddammit. 22 00:02:19,686 --> 00:02:22,894 And I was afraid you'd never become a man. 23 00:02:23,046 --> 00:02:28,006 Were you on a business trip or how did you find...? 24 00:02:28,246 --> 00:02:33,294 A prostitute? Do men really go to them? 25 00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:39,379 Right. I was just... kidding. - Right. 26 00:02:42,326 --> 00:02:45,455 Don't tell Jaana what I said. 27 00:02:45,526 --> 00:02:48,178 She wouldn't understand this kind of humor. 28 00:02:48,247 --> 00:02:52,809 You understand? - I won't say a word. 29 00:02:52,887 --> 00:02:58,175 I've been having trouble... I guess I must've been sitting too much. 30 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:03,452 I see. You mean in the backdoor? - Yes. 31 00:03:04,008 --> 00:03:06,169 Alright, let's take a look. 32 00:03:06,808 --> 00:03:11,291 Excuse me? A look inside? - Yes, I'm a doctor. 33 00:03:11,448 --> 00:03:15,691 But you're also my father-in-law. - Here I'm more a doctor. 34 00:03:16,408 --> 00:03:21,778 Can't you just prescribe something? - Not without taking a look. 35 00:03:24,648 --> 00:03:26,412 Drop the pants. 36 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:32,973 Holy shit. That's quite a bunch of burn grapes. 37 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:39,059 Who are you calling? - Hello? Bring me the clinic camera. 38 00:03:39,129 --> 00:03:42,576 Have you been under stress lately? 39 00:03:42,809 --> 00:03:44,811 You like to touch these? - Touch them? 40 00:03:45,049 --> 00:03:46,733 Some people like to touch them. 41 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:50,736 Keep your pants down. I'll take photos. Come on in. 42 00:03:50,889 --> 00:03:53,290 I'll just take the trash. - No problem. 43 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,973 Hello. 44 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:57,781 These tend to get infected when you play with them. 45 00:03:57,930 --> 00:04:03,619 This one looks like a French plum. - A plum? 46 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,369 Hi. 47 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,977 I found this. But it's not the clinic's camera. - Whose is it? 48 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:13,454 It's Jarska's. Our drunk janitor's. 49 00:04:13,691 --> 00:04:18,497 What do you want me to photograph? - These grapes. 50 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:23,301 Is this really... - Hush. We're trying to work here. 51 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:25,931 Whoah. Looks like a bag of new potatoes. 52 00:04:26,651 --> 00:04:28,733 I'd say they're almond potatoes. 53 00:04:28,891 --> 00:04:31,292 I'll take a low-angle shot. - Yeah. 54 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,851 Try to relax. Take a couple of deep breaths. 55 00:04:34,011 --> 00:04:39,143 Try to look happy; your backside looks depressing enough. 56 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:41,532 I'll spread it for you. 57 00:04:41,691 --> 00:04:43,854 Good. Alright, we got it. 58 00:04:44,572 --> 00:04:47,542 Great shots. 59 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:57,382 I'm Tuomas Lilja. Thank you! 60 00:04:57,453 --> 00:05:01,457 You've been a great audience. Thank you. 61 00:05:01,693 --> 00:05:06,335 Tuomas Lilja! Tuomas Lilja! 62 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,696 Hello, girls. 63 00:05:16,813 --> 00:05:18,497 Hi. 64 00:05:18,654 --> 00:05:21,544 I can't believe I got to fuck you again. 65 00:05:21,693 --> 00:05:23,934 We've fucked before? - You don't remember? 66 00:05:24,013 --> 00:05:27,541 Have you changed your hair? - No. Do me doggy style. 67 00:05:30,893 --> 00:05:32,578 Now I remember. 68 00:05:39,135 --> 00:05:40,738 Where are you going? 69 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,776 Hey! Get back here! 70 00:05:47,454 --> 00:05:51,062 Going to bed. You can come over if you want. Leila. 71 00:05:52,815 --> 00:05:54,419 Guess who? 72 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:57,785 Reetta! - Great to see you. Nice gig. 73 00:05:57,935 --> 00:05:59,779 Hi, I'm Reetta. - Hi. 74 00:06:00,176 --> 00:06:02,417 Nice butt. 75 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,176 Sorry. Thanks a fuck of lot, Reetta. 76 00:06:31,697 --> 00:06:33,619 Where are you going? 77 00:06:37,617 --> 00:06:42,745 I'll go buy fresh bread for breakfast from the bakery. 78 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:52,020 Tuomas. - Yeah? 79 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:56,661 Can you also bring those delicious cinnamon rolls? - Sure. 80 00:07:00,498 --> 00:07:03,786 A pack of organic coffee, please. - Okay. 81 00:07:06,018 --> 00:07:08,669 Good morning, Daddy. - Morning. 82 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:13,625 You can take the helmet off. - I want to be a role model 83 00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:15,543 People might think you're old. 84 00:07:15,698 --> 00:07:17,463 Hi. What can I get you? 85 00:07:17,539 --> 00:07:22,746 I'll have... Damn, Jaana's handwriting is so small. 86 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:29,149 One ciabatta, four rye rolls and two croissants. - Okay. 87 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,982 You know Hanne? - Of course. 88 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:40,189 And you know she's into yoga now. 89 00:07:41,219 --> 00:07:44,667 Antti feels like he lost her to stretching. 90 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:50,591 You know what?! happen next. You'll be jealous of a yoga matt. 91 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:55,629 Things got out of hand for Antti. 92 00:07:56,741 --> 00:07:58,823 Suddenly they were sitting in couples therapy. 93 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:03,225 Antti just doesn't turn me on anymore. - I understand. 94 00:08:03,301 --> 00:08:06,589 Can you believe it? The perfect couple from school. 95 00:08:08,341 --> 00:08:13,792 We therapists have one piece of advice for people like you. 96 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:15,545 Carpe diem. 97 00:08:17,461 --> 00:08:21,865 Antti was going to have to work hard to save his relationship. 98 00:08:22,822 --> 00:08:24,506 Despite all the hard work... 99 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:27,304 Antti. 100 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,506 I'm in love. - With who? 101 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:35,941 Carpe diem. Carpe diem. 102 00:08:35,942 --> 00:08:37,546 With Karno. 103 00:08:37,622 --> 00:08:41,628 Antti, let me do this with Hanne. Carpe diem. 104 00:08:41,702 --> 00:08:45,627 The couples therapist? - Yeah. He's like 25. 105 00:08:45,783 --> 00:08:47,466 He's 25? 106 00:08:47,783 --> 00:08:52,027 Is that all? - That's all for me. 107 00:08:52,263 --> 00:08:55,472 I'll have a couple of spelt rolls. 108 00:08:58,903 --> 00:09:01,554 And guess what Hanne did then? 109 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:09,553 That's when you know it's over. 110 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:13,314 Will you be alright? - Yeah, I will 111 00:09:18,904 --> 00:09:22,431 Ville, let's go! - Yeah. 112 00:09:23,624 --> 00:09:27,232 Now Ville sees his dad every other week. 113 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:30,994 Alright. Bye. - Bye. 114 00:09:31,064 --> 00:09:34,193 Everything will be alright. See you soon. 115 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:39,467 Can you imagine? Twenty years together down the drain. 116 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:43,152 It's terrible. Antti probably won't attend the class reunion. 117 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,787 He's not that lonely. 118 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,876 What's the matter? - Nothing. [just have hemorrhoids. 119 00:09:50,105 --> 00:09:54,508 Is everything okay at home? - Yeah. It's not that. 120 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:57,310 What is it? 121 00:09:57,706 --> 00:10:00,835 You remember Mr. KyröIä's speech at the graduation - 122 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,989 and how we laughed at him? 123 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:05,547 One day you'll wake up. 124 00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:09,554 And this party will be over. 125 00:10:10,906 --> 00:10:14,194 We're like him now. We're old. - No, we're not. 126 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:19,316 Yes, we are old. - Times change. Forty is the new twenty. 127 00:10:20,347 --> 00:10:22,668 These days it's okay - 128 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:26,513 for a seventy-year-old to be with twenty-something girls. 129 00:10:26,587 --> 00:10:29,477 Really? - You have to get out more. 130 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,869 Flirt with girls and blow off some steam. 131 00:10:32,027 --> 00:10:36,669 We'll take Antti with us. - I'm not going to the reunion. 132 00:10:36,748 --> 00:10:39,947 You're worried about the speech? - What am I going to say? 133 00:10:39,948 --> 00:10:43,395 That I have hemorrhoids and I can't seduce my wife anymore? 134 00:10:43,547 --> 00:10:46,438 Listen. We'll spend the weekend there. 135 00:10:46,508 --> 00:10:50,354 We'll stay at a nice hotel and pick up girls. 136 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:54,434 We'll go to the reunion and you'll give a great speech. 137 00:10:54,668 --> 00:10:59,228 It'll be a blast, I promise. - I don't know... 138 00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:03,233 If you don't do it for us, do it for Antti. He needs us. 139 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:06,119 I don't know... - Please say yes. 140 00:11:06,189 --> 00:11:08,669 C'mon. 141 00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:10,753 Hey... - No... 142 00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,832 Yes, you will. - No... 143 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:27,397 Niklas, wait. Saara has something for you. 144 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,993 For the car ride. 145 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:36,757 Dad sent me photos. - I see. 146 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:38,914 Nice. 147 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:43,001 Say hi to the boys! - Yeah. 148 00:11:58,031 --> 00:11:59,954 Well, look who it is. The man himself. 149 00:12:00,112 --> 00:12:05,242 A great car for picking up girls. - Berlingo, a spacious family car. 150 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:12,360 Tuomas. Here's something you can share with your classmates. 151 00:12:13,472 --> 00:12:17,477 A puppy picture of Remu. - Right. Thanks. 152 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,754 M, Leila. - m. 153 00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,596 Bye. 154 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,075 Have fun! - Yep. 155 00:12:26,672 --> 00:12:29,403 So you live here. - What do you mean? 156 00:12:29,712 --> 00:12:32,842 You have those bags... - The boss himself! 157 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:35,724 Hi guys! - Hi. 158 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,955 It's great to see you. 159 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:42,442 Good to see you. - Hi. 160 00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:45,324 You're late and you're warm. 161 00:12:45,554 --> 00:12:50,196 I don't think so. We said noon and noon is... now. 162 00:12:50,513 --> 00:12:52,118 Let's go. 163 00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:53,877 Backseat! 164 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,915 You don't have to slam the door. 165 00:13:03,874 --> 00:13:08,038 Why did you bring gas tanks? - I was asked to supply balloons. 166 00:13:08,114 --> 00:13:11,084 I stole these from work. What were you asked to do? 167 00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:14,124 I'll sing and Nippe will give a speech. 168 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,005 A speech? You? - Yeah. 169 00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:20,126 I'm glad I only had to supply balloons. 170 00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:24,040 I don't have to embarrass myself in front of everyone. 171 00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:25,879 Thanks for the support. 172 00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:29,562 You can lighten up the speech with the helium Antti brought. 173 00:13:29,795 --> 00:13:34,605 "Hi, I'm Nippe and I have a small family car. " 174 00:13:36,195 --> 00:13:39,882 No thanks. I'm still saying no to drugs. 175 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:44,359 Don't be such a buzz kill. The trip's just getting started. 176 00:13:44,676 --> 00:13:48,123 That's right, guys! Let's go! 177 00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:09,648 That's really mature. - Don't be such a bore. 178 00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:12,277 What are they wearing? - One has a striped skirt. 179 00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:16,840 The other one a dress that looks like it's made of curtains. 180 00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:21,961 It wasn't me. My immature friends are goofing around. 181 00:14:22,038 --> 00:14:25,406 Invite them to a sauna. - Oran orgy. 182 00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,238 Did you just laugh at me? 183 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:32,199 Nippe. 184 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:36,206 The light's green. Let's go. 185 00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:40,199 Wait. I locked the steering wheel. 186 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,487 Put the clutch down. - Let me do the driving, okay? 187 00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:48,360 That's what I'm telling you to do. - Guys, somebody's coming over. 188 00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:51,249 Nippe, you take care of this. 189 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,771 Are you gonna drive or are we gonna have to have a talk! 190 00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,321 What are you staring at, you old fart? 191 00:15:08,119 --> 00:15:13,251 I think we're gonna have to talk. - Tuomas Lilja, dammit. 192 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,927 Can I take a photo with you? - Sure. 193 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,769 Press the red button. - Here we go. 194 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,330 Got it. Nippe 195 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,885 Let's take one more. And a couple more. 196 00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:32,684 Say cheese! - That's it. 197 00:15:32,841 --> 00:15:35,412 Okay, we're done. 198 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,089 Thanks a lot. Sorry for everything. - That's okay. 199 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:42,290 We gotta go. Enjoy the photos. 200 00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,085 What the fuck? 201 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,846 Fuck! 202 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,926 Hey guys! 203 00:15:55,882 --> 00:16:00,682 Dammit, guys! I'll beat the shit out of you! 204 00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,086 What's the matter? 205 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:15,173 Antti can tell you. 206 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:21,254 I don't know what he's talking about. - Right. 207 00:16:21,722 --> 00:16:24,294 Antti pissed in the guy's car. 208 00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:29,725 That guy back there? 209 00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,446 Yeah, right. 210 00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:40,525 Are you serious? You can't piss in people's cars. 211 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,686 He called me an old fart. 212 00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:46,053 So, if someone calls you an old fart, you piss in his car? 213 00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:49,970 That's right. Call me an old fart, I piss in your car. - Right. 214 00:16:50,124 --> 00:16:52,445 I'm not an old fart. 215 00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:56,211 Another guy who can't deal with getting old. - What? 216 00:16:56,284 --> 00:16:57,889 Nothing. 217 00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:17,492 The Catherine Suite package is all-inclusive. - Alright. 218 00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:20,048 She's pretty. 219 00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:24,371 I think I still got your number. - I think I got yours. 220 00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,408 I think you got mine too. 221 00:17:31,246 --> 00:17:34,375 Breakfast is sewed from seven to ten. 222 00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:43,257 Dammit, guys! We're here! This is so cool! - What's next? 223 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:48,617 I'm waiting for a text about tonight's party. Let's eat something. 224 00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:55,811 Maybe we should hit the gym. - Yeah, exercising is a good idea. 225 00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:08,213 The girl in the pink top is pretty hot. 226 00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:19,891 A little too much weight for you? - No, it's the hemorrhoids. 227 00:18:25,809 --> 00:18:29,415 Is it Leila? - No, it's this chick named Reetta. 228 00:18:29,488 --> 00:18:33,016 I don't get it. Leila is such a great girl 229 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:35,251 Why don't you move in together? 230 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:40,051 I'll go get water. 231 00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:45,091 One more set. 232 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:49,414 I guess Leila doesn't want children, or what do you think? 233 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,451 I'm sure she does. 234 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:56,854 What about you guys? 235 00:18:57,009 --> 00:19:00,776 We decided one kid is enough. - You decided or Jaana did? 236 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:06,776 We did. I've been thinking about getting a vasectomy. 237 00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:13,013 What the hell? - Well, Jaana is already thirty-five. 238 00:19:13,091 --> 00:19:16,061 I didn't mean that. You just checked out my girl. 239 00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:18,772 Your girl? - My girl. 240 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,734 Don't look at her. 241 00:19:23,971 --> 00:19:26,781 Your girl? - Yeah. I saw her first. 242 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,172 You saw her first? 243 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:33,097 We made eye contact when we got here. 244 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,492 I worked hard for her. 245 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:38,781 That's how it goes? - Yeah. 246 00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:43,573 As a friend, you have to respect natural selection. 247 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:46,223 That's alright. You can keep her. 248 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:48,374 What's that supposed to mean? - What? 249 00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:52,059 You made it sound like you're giving her to me. 250 00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:54,614 Who? - Her. 251 00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:58,219 I just said you can have her. She's all yours. 252 00:19:58,373 --> 00:20:01,661 Oh my God. You and Tuomas are exactly alike. 253 00:20:01,812 --> 00:20:05,339 "Let's help our friend. ' "That ugly fatso. ' 254 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,103 I'll go shower. Maybe you should too. 255 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,255 Don't tell me what to do. 256 00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:31,656 Maybe I could talk about our friendship in the speech. 257 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,102 We're kind of like brothers in arms. 258 00:20:35,174 --> 00:20:39,260 There doesn't seem to be much left of our friendship. 259 00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:43,896 Forget about the girl. We're here because you're my best friends. 260 00:20:52,775 --> 00:20:54,937 What can I do for you? 261 00:20:55,015 --> 00:20:58,861 You shave your pubes? - Of course. 262 00:20:58,935 --> 00:21:01,506 You don't get girls with a jungle like that. 263 00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:03,577 That bird's nest will scare them. 264 00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:06,466 You don't want them to get hairs in their mouth? 265 00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:09,015 Wanna try? - No. 266 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,898 I wonder if Karno also shaves. - I'm sure. 267 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:14,455 So Hanne has... 268 00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:17,260 God, I hate him. 269 00:21:17,336 --> 00:21:21,342 Pubes aren't masculine anymore? - Only untrendy people have them. 270 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:25,105 They're not retro? - Yeah, like vinyl records. 271 00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:29,978 You gotta shave them if you don't want to look like an old man. 272 00:21:31,736 --> 00:21:33,899 I gotta take a nervous dump. 273 00:21:36,537 --> 00:21:39,746 I wonder what Jaana will say. - She'll get excited. 274 00:21:39,817 --> 00:21:43,344 Because I shaved my pubes before my class reunion? 275 00:21:46,617 --> 00:21:49,256 This'll take a couple of minutes. Sorry. 276 00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:50,941 Hi. 277 00:21:54,457 --> 00:21:59,259 One technical question: how far up the ass should I shave? 278 00:21:59,337 --> 00:22:02,228 As far as you like, but shave in the direction of hair growth. 279 00:22:02,298 --> 00:22:05,586 You said against hair growth! - Why would I have said that? 280 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,707 Shit! - Show me. 281 00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:14,700 They look like cherry tomatoes. - I told you this was a bad idea. 282 00:22:15,819 --> 00:22:19,426 They look good. Let's go to the sauna. I'm freezing. 283 00:22:21,579 --> 00:22:24,549 Guys! - They're fine. Get over here. 284 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,863 Hi. 285 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,504 Hello. 286 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:47,664 Guys, look. I can almost see my reflection in them. 287 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,871 Leave your disco balls alone. 288 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:56,465 So, you told Tuomas that you're gonna get snipped? 289 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,702 Why would you do that? 290 00:22:59,341 --> 00:23:05,030 Why not? - If a man can't have children, he's not a man. 291 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,423 That's bullshit. - That's right. 292 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,789 A complete load of crap. - That's right. 293 00:23:13,421 --> 00:23:15,025 Tuomas. 294 00:23:15,101 --> 00:23:20,386 Is the reason you fuck around so much because you can't have children? 295 00:23:26,861 --> 00:23:29,263 My dad couldn't either. 296 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,632 I mean, it was a miracle that he got my mom pregnant. 297 00:23:32,782 --> 00:23:37,583 But that doesn't mean you can't have children. 298 00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:42,782 I've had unprotected sex with half the female population, - 299 00:23:42,783 --> 00:23:45,592 and no one has ever contacted me afterwards. 300 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,466 Have you done fertility tests? 301 00:23:48,703 --> 00:23:52,549 The longer you wait, the worse your chances are. - That's right. 302 00:23:52,783 --> 00:23:56,151 Tuomas, you have to find out. 303 00:23:58,863 --> 00:24:00,627 You know what, guys? 304 00:24:00,703 --> 00:24:05,743 We're going to get your sperm tested. - No, we're not. 305 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,714 We're going to party tonight. - Antti is right. 306 00:24:09,503 --> 00:24:11,825 You've taken care of our balls externally. 307 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:15,830 The best we can do is to take care of yours internally. 308 00:24:17,184 --> 00:24:19,585 I think I've had enough sauna. 309 00:24:20,864 --> 00:24:22,468 What happened? 310 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:26,072 Is it the hemorrhoids? What's wrong? 311 00:24:26,224 --> 00:24:28,148 My balls are stuck! 312 00:24:30,225 --> 00:24:33,991 Shit. Let me help you. - Stop! 313 00:24:34,064 --> 00:24:36,955 Don't hit him. His balls are stuck! 314 00:24:37,025 --> 00:24:42,236 My balls are stuck! - Antti, stay here. I'll go get help. 315 00:24:42,866 --> 00:24:46,631 I'll go get a camera. No one will believe me without a photo. 316 00:24:51,986 --> 00:24:57,276 We have an emergency. You have a saw or a crow bar? - No. 317 00:24:57,345 --> 00:24:59,428 But my shift just ended. 318 00:24:59,506 --> 00:25:02,476 My husband will be here in thirty minutes. 319 00:25:02,546 --> 00:25:06,312 I should... - Have you ever seen a hotel laundry room? 320 00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:11,597 Okay. Antti will handle the situation. 321 00:25:18,627 --> 00:25:20,628 That's Tuomas's bag. 322 00:25:38,388 --> 00:25:41,278 Whoah, Tuomas. 323 00:25:52,709 --> 00:25:58,239 This is one of the guys from the willy club. 324 00:25:58,388 --> 00:26:03,350 Maybe this heat will straighten him out. 325 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,231 Tuomas will handle the situation. 326 00:26:24,390 --> 00:26:26,313 Mom! 327 00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:37,437 I gotta admit he's pretty tough. 328 00:26:48,951 --> 00:26:50,874 Timo, the World Sauna Champion! 329 00:27:02,152 --> 00:27:07,761 How about we get started by simmering our balls? 330 00:27:11,512 --> 00:27:14,959 Here's more ice. Are you feeling better? 331 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,358 What took you so long? - I did my best. 332 00:27:19,432 --> 00:27:24,563 Guys, I found us a fertility clinic just around the corner. 333 00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:27,444 We can't leave Nippe here in this shape. 334 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,435 I'm coming with you. 335 00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:34,314 It's important for you and these look better already. 336 00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:38,318 They look good. Tuomas, now we'll go jerk off! 337 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:43,918 The test was positive. Yes. Congratulations! 338 00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:48,717 I shouldn't say this, but Tuomas Lilja just walked in. The singer. 339 00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:51,364 Okay. Thanks. 340 00:27:51,433 --> 00:27:53,914 Guys, I'm not doing this. 341 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:58,958 Yes, you are. You're gonna get in there and take care of business. 342 00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:04,237 Hi. Sorry you had to wait. So you want three tests? 343 00:28:04,314 --> 00:28:08,478 Actually, yeah. Three tests. 344 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:13,683 You know the stupid bets guys make. - Yeah, I've seen them. 345 00:28:14,795 --> 00:28:17,526 Fill out these forms and then fill up the cups. 346 00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:21,919 Turn to your left. Remember to wash your hands. 347 00:28:21,995 --> 00:28:25,283 I can't do this. I can't even touch it. 348 00:28:27,275 --> 00:28:30,245 One technical question. 349 00:28:30,315 --> 00:28:33,125 Do you have pornographic material here? 350 00:28:33,195 --> 00:28:35,846 Oh no. This is not one of those places. 351 00:28:35,995 --> 00:28:39,762 You should make do on your own. - That's okay. 352 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:41,759 Look this way. 353 00:28:45,196 --> 00:28:47,517 Well, well. 354 00:28:49,116 --> 00:28:50,881 Sorry for taking so long. 355 00:28:51,036 --> 00:28:53,926 It's a miracle you could produce anything after today. 356 00:28:54,077 --> 00:28:57,125 What's that supposed to mean? That I'm old? 357 00:29:03,197 --> 00:29:08,328 That was one tanned guy. Does a tan make you look younger? 358 00:29:23,758 --> 00:29:28,400 The former alpha male has to settle for eating bamboo - 359 00:29:28,638 --> 00:29:31,608 and watching his former partner mating. 360 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,082 He must adapt to a big change. 361 00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:38,485 Nippe, are you going to take long? 362 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:41,602 Promise me you won't laugh. 363 00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:46,401 What's that on your face? 364 00:29:46,558 --> 00:29:49,529 I tested Tuomas's self tanner, but it's a bit dark. 365 00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:51,760 I don't have self tanner. - What? 366 00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:55,207 Is that my hair color? - Hair color? 367 00:29:55,279 --> 00:30:00,646 Why didn't you read the bottle? - I can't read because I'm so old! 368 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,251 Wash it off and let's go. 369 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:08,324 What do you think I've been trying to do for the last half an hour? 370 00:30:08,879 --> 00:30:12,406 Nippe, you look okay. Let's go. 371 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,441 I think I'm done blowing off steam. 372 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:22,967 I'm not going anywhere. I'm done. 373 00:30:31,281 --> 00:30:35,286 Muff pie. - Cave. 374 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,888 Meat wallet. - Narnia. 375 00:30:39,361 --> 00:30:41,523 Broad-faced chicken. 376 00:30:45,121 --> 00:30:48,410 Tommi Läntinen. - Singer Tommi Läntinen is not a synonym for pussy. 377 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:52,567 Your turn to get drinks. - I mean he's here. 378 00:30:53,201 --> 00:30:55,523 Oh. Tommi! 379 00:30:56,642 --> 00:30:58,724 Tuomo! - Tuomas. 380 00:30:58,882 --> 00:31:01,283 Sorry, Tuomas. - Love your song 'Via Dolorosa'! 381 00:31:01,362 --> 00:31:03,285 Via Dolorosa. 382 00:31:05,923 --> 00:31:09,369 That's a real ladies' man. 383 00:31:09,922 --> 00:31:14,724 What do you think he'll do tonight? - He'll fuck, of course. 384 00:31:15,522 --> 00:31:19,209 Guys, I'm sorry, but I have to close the bar. 385 00:31:19,682 --> 00:31:22,163 One more round, please. - I'm sorry I can't. 386 00:31:22,243 --> 00:31:24,894 Just a small drink. - Have a nice night. 387 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,211 Time to call it a night. - Don't you be a drag too. 388 00:31:31,284 --> 00:31:35,447 You can go out. I'll go check on Nippe. 389 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,365 Bye. 390 00:31:41,364 --> 00:31:44,891 Antti! Antti. - What? 391 00:31:44,964 --> 00:31:47,285 Please don't go to bed yet. 392 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:51,689 I don't want to go out by myself. I need a wing man. 393 00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:54,495 What about Nippe? - He's already asleep. 394 00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:58,888 You need this. There's a bar full of women. 395 00:31:59,045 --> 00:32:01,935 Women? - Yeah. Please say yes. 396 00:32:02,165 --> 00:32:05,533 Come with me. Don't go to bed yet. 397 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:18,413 Hi honey. - Hi. 398 00:32:18,966 --> 00:32:23,608 Why are you calling this late? - I just wanted to hear your voice. 399 00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:27,446 How have you been? 400 00:32:28,565 --> 00:32:32,332 Our big girl wanted to sleep in our bed. 401 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:35,766 I wish I was there with you. 402 00:32:37,446 --> 00:32:39,289 Is everything alright? 403 00:32:40,246 --> 00:32:42,170 Everything is fucked up. 404 00:32:42,247 --> 00:32:47,773 What is it? - The guys went out and I'm trying to write the speech. 405 00:32:50,087 --> 00:32:53,296 Read it to me. 406 00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:59,768 "Dear alumni and 1995 junior high graduates. ' 407 00:33:02,007 --> 00:33:05,217 I'm sorry I can't hear you. - What? 408 00:33:05,288 --> 00:33:09,292 Or was that all? - That was the best part. 409 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:14,409 I'm so tense all the time. I can't come up with anything... 410 00:33:14,488 --> 00:33:19,449 Dry your tears and go out with your friends. That's why you're there. 411 00:33:19,768 --> 00:33:24,171 I guess I need it. - You do. 412 00:33:24,408 --> 00:33:27,139 Relax. I'm sure you look good. 413 00:33:27,289 --> 00:33:30,337 Have fun. Goodnight. I love you. 414 00:33:31,688 --> 00:33:33,612 All in. 415 00:33:58,329 --> 00:34:01,459 Damn, what a place. - I told you. 416 00:34:01,530 --> 00:34:03,453 Cheers. 417 00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:11,460 What's your secret with women? 418 00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:17,542 You really want to know? - I know. You're a star. 419 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:20,421 It's got nothing to do with being famous. 420 00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:23,540 A real player taught me a trick that always works. 421 00:34:23,611 --> 00:34:27,138 What is it? I need help. 422 00:34:28,571 --> 00:34:31,381 Hello'! Where? 423 00:34:33,212 --> 00:34:35,055 Let me talk to the bouncer. 424 00:34:35,131 --> 00:34:37,055 Nippe is here! 425 00:34:37,932 --> 00:34:41,379 Let him in. Thanks! 426 00:34:42,252 --> 00:34:45,461 I hope he got that hair color off his face. 427 00:35:08,413 --> 00:35:12,657 Hi guys! Sorry it took so long. What are we drinking? 428 00:35:12,733 --> 00:35:16,579 What are you doing? - I'm here to party with my friends! 429 00:35:16,653 --> 00:35:20,021 You're wasted! - [just had a couple of drinks. 430 00:35:22,813 --> 00:35:25,613 Look after him. I'll go check out the VIP room. 431 00:35:25,614 --> 00:35:28,982 Hi Tuomas. You're here as well. - Well, hello. 432 00:35:29,054 --> 00:35:32,581 Hello. You're here as well 433 00:35:32,654 --> 00:35:36,420 I mean, nothing. Sorry. - That's okay. 434 00:35:38,814 --> 00:35:42,899 Nippe, dammit! Did you see how hot she was? - I did. 435 00:35:43,055 --> 00:35:48,744 You just blew it! - You could've introduced me to her. 436 00:35:49,935 --> 00:35:54,338 Antti, take the Del Monte man and sit him down over there. 437 00:35:59,776 --> 00:36:01,698 Kama. - Fuck! 438 00:36:01,775 --> 00:36:05,621 Why did you do that? - Our friend Oyster used to do that. 439 00:36:05,855 --> 00:36:07,698 No, he did this. 440 00:36:07,856 --> 00:36:10,587 Fuck! - Sorry. 441 00:36:11,056 --> 00:36:14,503 That's okay. I love this music. What is it? 442 00:36:14,736 --> 00:36:18,263 Let's get on the dance floor. Let's dance! 443 00:36:18,336 --> 00:36:20,338 C'mon! 444 00:36:21,296 --> 00:36:23,298 Good job, guys! - I can't see. 445 00:36:23,376 --> 00:36:25,219 Let's go! 446 00:36:33,697 --> 00:36:35,540 Nippe! 447 00:36:40,177 --> 00:36:43,386 What's that? - The windmill. 448 00:36:45,617 --> 00:36:49,622 You have to turn yourself in. You stole my moves. 449 00:36:54,738 --> 00:36:59,300 Look at this! - Look at this! See how fast I'm moving? 450 00:37:08,738 --> 00:37:10,741 I'm dead! 451 00:37:14,978 --> 00:37:16,902 I'm back! 452 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,584 Wait a minute. 453 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,061 What's up, buddy? - Hi. 454 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:51,381 Did you find a girl? - I've got my bait in the water. 455 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,591 What did you say? - I've got my bait in the water. 456 00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:01,062 Yep. - Of course. 457 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:04,190 Hey, they're leaving. - Who's leaving? 458 00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:09,392 I gotta run! - Your mom? Invite her over. 459 00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:11,464 Good luck! 460 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:16,753 What was the trick? The trick for picking up women! 461 00:38:17,222 --> 00:38:20,112 You took my jacket. Is that an invitation? - Maybe. 462 00:38:20,182 --> 00:38:22,183 That's the only thing you left us with. 463 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:26,904 Give me your numbers. I'll call you later. 464 00:38:29,222 --> 00:38:33,386 "Fertility Clinic. " - Is there something wrong with your dick? 465 00:38:37,143 --> 00:38:38,986 Have a sip. - Drink something. 466 00:38:39,062 --> 00:38:40,905 No. - Don't be so uptight. 467 00:38:41,063 --> 00:38:43,953 I don't want to. - I know you want it. 468 00:38:44,023 --> 00:38:46,424 No. - C'mon. 469 00:38:46,503 --> 00:38:49,712 Guys. - What is it? 470 00:38:50,743 --> 00:38:52,825 Sorry. 471 00:38:54,503 --> 00:38:57,234 C'mon, take it. 472 00:38:58,263 --> 00:39:01,631 We bought you the drink. - I don't want it. Stop. 473 00:39:01,704 --> 00:39:06,704 Hey, didn't we agree you'll be home by one? 474 00:39:07,944 --> 00:39:10,025 Who are you, shit face? 475 00:39:11,464 --> 00:39:14,832 Who are these gentlemen? 476 00:39:14,903 --> 00:39:18,431 Shouldn't you introduce your friends to your dad? 477 00:39:19,544 --> 00:39:22,354 Hi, I'm her dad. 478 00:39:29,545 --> 00:39:32,115 Thanks, Dad. - No problem. 479 00:39:32,825 --> 00:39:34,907 Have a nice night. 480 00:39:37,785 --> 00:39:40,106 Let me guess. - What? 481 00:39:40,185 --> 00:39:45,715 A bachelor party? - No, not a bachelor party. 482 00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:47,947 You're not the groom? - What? 483 00:39:48,025 --> 00:39:53,393 The groom? - No, I'm not. It's a bit complicated. 484 00:39:58,906 --> 00:40:03,468 I have these cleansing wipes. - What? 485 00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:08,752 Cleansing wipes. At home. 486 00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:16,428 You wanna go? 487 00:40:18,427 --> 00:40:20,350 Thanks. 488 00:40:26,347 --> 00:40:30,033 Are you giving birth in there? 489 00:40:31,468 --> 00:40:36,994 Karno! Motherfucker! You piece of shit! 490 00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:41,468 You stole my wife! 491 00:40:43,388 --> 00:40:45,152 Open the door! - Antti. 492 00:40:45,228 --> 00:40:48,755 Get out! - I know you don't like me, - 493 00:40:48,828 --> 00:40:52,514 but you have to learn to control your emotions. 494 00:40:52,588 --> 00:40:56,354 Only by doing that will you find a new direction in life. 495 00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:59,638 Some idiot is causing trouble in the toilet. 496 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:01,711 I'll take care of it. 497 00:41:02,269 --> 00:41:05,318 I'll show you the new direction! - Antti. 498 00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:13,231 Antti. - Carpe fucking diem. 499 00:41:13,309 --> 00:41:15,233 I'm sorry. 500 00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:26,193 Will you cuff this gorilla? He's crazy. - My pleasure. 501 00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:30,515 Sorry about the car. Will an apology help? 502 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:34,358 Antti! Karno! 503 00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:39,395 You too. - Sorry about last time. I didn't know anything about it. 504 00:41:39,471 --> 00:41:42,349 Antti is slightly unstable at the moment- 505 00:41:42,350 --> 00:41:45,161 because this couples therapist stole his wife. 506 00:41:45,231 --> 00:41:48,837 You tried to save your relationship with couples therapy? 507 00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:53,155 And he stole your wife? - Who cares? For once she had good sex. 508 00:41:53,231 --> 00:41:56,519 Fuck off! - I'll take care of this. 509 00:41:56,671 --> 00:41:59,072 Thanks. 510 00:42:00,591 --> 00:42:04,118 May I introduce you to Mr. jolt. - Mr. who? 511 00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:19,956 Two beers, please. 512 00:42:20,033 --> 00:42:23,792 Did that really happen? - That was the sickest thing I've ever seen. 513 00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:25,874 Mr. jolt! 514 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:31,240 Nippe should've seen that. Where is he? 515 00:42:31,393 --> 00:42:33,316 It tickles. 516 00:42:33,713 --> 00:42:39,004 You have laugh lines. - Don't let them fool you. 517 00:42:39,313 --> 00:42:45,002 I'm unhappy and worn out. - Your vibe is a bit negative. 518 00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:50,515 You might need one of these. 519 00:42:50,994 --> 00:42:53,565 C'mon. How old do you think I am? 520 00:42:53,634 --> 00:42:56,524 It's not Viagra. It just looks like it. 521 00:42:56,994 --> 00:42:59,395 This is way better. 522 00:43:00,754 --> 00:43:06,363 It'll clarify your thoughts and calm your mind. 523 00:43:09,235 --> 00:43:14,196 You took one of those? - Of course. 524 00:43:14,275 --> 00:43:19,883 I couldn't handle this without it. - You mean life? 525 00:43:19,954 --> 00:43:25,246 That's how you feel now, but it gets better as you get older. 526 00:43:25,315 --> 00:43:27,317 Like it did for you? 527 00:43:29,155 --> 00:43:30,839 Does it really work? 528 00:43:30,915 --> 00:43:35,398 Let's just say it's a small quantum leap - 529 00:43:35,476 --> 00:43:40,357 back to a time when you were happy and carefree. 530 00:43:41,316 --> 00:43:43,795 Maybe it's you I've been missing. 531 00:43:45,396 --> 00:43:47,000 Not yet. 532 00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:54,279 I'm married. - I know. 533 00:43:55,316 --> 00:44:00,036 I'll do my thing and you just lie still, okay? 534 00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:02,768 You tell me when you want me to stop, okay? 535 00:44:02,837 --> 00:44:04,521 Yeah. 536 00:44:05,396 --> 00:44:07,479 May 1? 537 00:44:08,757 --> 00:44:11,489 Two blinks mean yes. 538 00:44:36,038 --> 00:44:39,248 A hell of a good job, Nippe. 539 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:49,081 Sorry! 540 00:44:52,518 --> 00:44:54,521 Now I remember. 541 00:44:54,919 --> 00:45:00,366 He found a girl. Sandra. - Sandra'! Who's she? 542 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:04,198 He found her in the toilet. - it's no surprise with that face. 543 00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:08,284 Tuomas! Wait! I'll just pay for the taxi. 544 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,799 You wanted to hear the trick for picking up girls? - Yeah. 545 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,646 Pick up the mousiest girl in the bar. 546 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,725 Do all the dirtiest tricks you know to her in bed. 547 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,119 I know a lot of them. - I know. 548 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,806 She'll tell her friends what an animal you are,- 549 00:45:25,881 --> 00:45:29,089 and next time women will be lining up for you. - Thanks. 550 00:45:29,881 --> 00:45:33,090 Remember: do all the tricks. - I will. 551 00:45:33,161 --> 00:45:35,971 I'll go say goodbye to the bouncer. Wait here. 552 00:45:49,402 --> 00:45:53,167 Excuse me, can I help you? 553 00:45:53,882 --> 00:45:57,728 I'm looking for a guy named Tuomas Lilja. He was just here. 554 00:45:57,962 --> 00:46:01,250 Tuomas is my friend. 555 00:46:01,402 --> 00:46:04,053 He just went in. He'll be right back. 556 00:46:04,122 --> 00:46:06,853 Tuomas is your friend? - Yeah. 557 00:46:07,482 --> 00:46:11,009 Hi, I'm Reetta. - Antti. 558 00:46:11,082 --> 00:46:15,805 Hi. - What's your name? 559 00:46:15,883 --> 00:46:19,171 I'm Reetta. - That's right, you said it. 560 00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:21,564 I'm Antti. 561 00:46:21,643 --> 00:46:25,011 Your hand is nice and warm. - Oh, thanks. 562 00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:28,530 What about your other hand? Oh, it's also warm. 563 00:46:29,404 --> 00:46:31,167 Your hands feel like warm buns. 564 00:46:31,244 --> 00:46:35,329 Sometimes you get a late-night craving for them. - For buns? 565 00:46:35,404 --> 00:46:39,090 For buns. You want to grab a taxi and get laid? - Yeah. 566 00:46:41,484 --> 00:46:43,646 I think I'm gonna fall... 567 00:46:58,845 --> 00:47:00,688 Nippe. 568 00:47:06,205 --> 00:47:08,207 Come on in. 569 00:48:30,609 --> 00:48:32,532 You're finished? 570 00:48:32,849 --> 00:48:34,452 Tuomas. 571 00:48:34,848 --> 00:48:38,376 Don't ever call me again. We're done. 572 00:48:39,809 --> 00:48:44,451 But your big friend can call me. He might want this back. 573 00:48:51,969 --> 00:48:54,860 Tuomas. She took my watch. 574 00:48:55,010 --> 00:48:58,696 I'm sure you got something better in return. - True. 575 00:49:00,530 --> 00:49:04,058 I did all the tricks. - Let's go in. 576 00:49:05,090 --> 00:49:07,013 Let's be quiet. Nippe's sleeping. 577 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:10,856 Was Nippe along for the ride? - Kinda. 578 00:49:14,850 --> 00:49:20,062 "Dear alumni and 1995 junior high graduates. ' 579 00:49:21,491 --> 00:49:25,735 Help me. The reunion is in five hours and I have nothing. 580 00:49:25,892 --> 00:49:28,053 I can't. I'm dead. 581 00:49:28,211 --> 00:49:31,340 I didn't sleep at all last night. - Me neither. 582 00:49:32,371 --> 00:49:36,934 Seriously, I can't do this. I'm gonna embarrass myself. 583 00:49:37,011 --> 00:49:40,380 Speaking of which, who's Sandra? 584 00:49:40,452 --> 00:49:42,853 Who? - Sandra. 585 00:49:44,212 --> 00:49:47,500 You mean Sanni? just some girl I walked home. 586 00:49:47,732 --> 00:49:50,463 Right. - Did you do her? 587 00:49:51,092 --> 00:49:55,256 I certainly did not. - I'm sure he tried. 588 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:59,577 But then she saw your tomatoes. 589 00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:05,492 Speaking of tomatoes, thanks a lot for this itch, Tuomas. 590 00:50:05,493 --> 00:50:08,224 As if my balls weren't bad enough. 591 00:50:08,293 --> 00:50:10,534 Your balls itch too? - Yeah. 592 00:50:10,613 --> 00:50:13,184 I thought I got something from Reetta. - From who? 593 00:50:13,253 --> 00:50:15,824 Stop it, will you? People will think you have crabs. 594 00:50:15,973 --> 00:50:18,056 Ouch, it burned my mouth! 595 00:50:20,454 --> 00:50:23,185 Hi, are you okay? 596 00:50:23,573 --> 00:50:25,497 Feels so good. 597 00:50:31,174 --> 00:50:33,017 But it keeps getting worse. 598 00:50:33,094 --> 00:50:34,779 You feel better? - Yes. 599 00:50:34,854 --> 00:50:37,017 Good. 600 00:50:37,094 --> 00:50:39,665 Once you start, you can't stop. - Stop. 601 00:50:39,814 --> 00:50:41,658 Oh, it feels so good. 602 00:50:41,735 --> 00:50:45,979 I have to ask you to come with me. - Why? 603 00:50:46,055 --> 00:50:50,538 I saw you two jerking off. - jerking off? 604 00:50:51,335 --> 00:50:54,544 There's been a terrible misunderstanding. 605 00:50:54,615 --> 00:50:58,700 We weren't looking at this little girl when were jerking off. 606 00:50:58,775 --> 00:51:01,347 I mean we weren't jerking off at all. 607 00:51:01,415 --> 00:51:05,899 She burned her mouth, and our friend gave her cold milk. 608 00:51:05,976 --> 00:51:09,741 We weren't jerking off. We were scratching an itch. 609 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:13,263 An itch? You can tell your story to the police. 610 00:51:13,336 --> 00:51:15,100 The police? 611 00:51:15,736 --> 00:51:19,264 Listen, kid. There's a logical explanation for everything. 612 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:24,226 Niklas and I shaved our pubes yesterday. - Get up. 613 00:51:25,257 --> 00:51:28,227 During this trip we've been trying to find out if he can have kids - 614 00:51:28,297 --> 00:51:32,780 and if this man can finish his speech for our class reunion. 615 00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:37,181 Besides, Niklas and I both have children. - That's right. 616 00:51:37,257 --> 00:51:40,943 Besides, we all jerked off yesterday. 617 00:51:41,017 --> 00:51:46,543 And I had sex this morning. Multiple times. With a woman. 618 00:51:47,577 --> 00:51:49,579 You have no self-control 619 00:51:49,658 --> 00:51:53,583 I could've spent those two hours writing the speech. 620 00:51:53,658 --> 00:51:57,265 It's not about you anymore. It's about Tuomas's sperm. 621 00:51:57,338 --> 00:52:01,977 Hi. - Oh, the gentlemen are back. Here are your results. 622 00:52:01,978 --> 00:52:06,142 Tuomas. And Antti Kulmala. 623 00:52:07,418 --> 00:52:09,421 And Niklas Lavonen. - Thanks. 624 00:52:09,498 --> 00:52:11,501 Open yours first. 625 00:52:14,619 --> 00:52:17,828 Guys! I have supersperm! 626 00:52:19,419 --> 00:52:21,023 Suck that, Karno. 627 00:52:21,099 --> 00:52:26,470 It says I have azoospermia. What does that mean? 628 00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:31,340 The sperm count is so low that having children might be difficult. 629 00:52:31,659 --> 00:52:35,426 But I have a child. 630 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:39,979 I guess you had your child some time ago. - He sure did. 631 00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:43,268 Do you smoke? - No, but his eyesight is really bad. 632 00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:48,790 That has nothing to do with it. Are you stressed? - Oh yeah, he is. 633 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:51,830 He's been stressing out the whole day about a little speech. 634 00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:55,109 It's no little speech. 635 00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:58,151 That can have an effect. So can age. 636 00:53:00,141 --> 00:53:02,143 Forget about me. 637 00:53:02,221 --> 00:53:05,589 Tuomas, how about you? You're the reason we're here. 638 00:53:05,741 --> 00:53:08,711 I'm not opening it now. No way. 639 00:53:08,781 --> 00:53:12,541 If I get shitty results like you, I won't be able to sing tonight. 640 00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:15,590 And I'm supposed to give a speech? Give it to me. - No. 641 00:53:15,742 --> 00:53:17,660 That's why we're here. - Stop. 642 00:53:17,661 --> 00:53:21,428 Give it to me. - Guys, stop! Guys! 643 00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:23,903 I can't fucking have children! 644 00:53:27,262 --> 00:53:29,993 I can't have children. Nice. 645 00:53:30,702 --> 00:53:35,027 You were going to get snipped anyway, so it's good news. 646 00:53:35,263 --> 00:53:37,833 We did this for you. 647 00:53:42,862 --> 00:53:47,824 Nippe. Shouldn't you get dressed? 648 00:53:47,903 --> 00:53:52,227 I mean, unless you want to give your speech in your pajamas. 649 00:53:52,303 --> 00:53:54,146 Is the speech ready? 650 00:53:56,304 --> 00:53:58,147 You want to hear it? - Yeah. 651 00:53:59,183 --> 00:54:04,634 "Dear alumni. It's great to see so many of you here. ' 652 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:10,146 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag, python. " 653 00:54:14,944 --> 00:54:16,946 Great speech. 654 00:54:17,984 --> 00:54:21,272 I'd work on the middle part a little more. 655 00:54:23,424 --> 00:54:25,507 Give me a couple of minutes. 656 00:54:32,065 --> 00:54:35,353 Let's take some helium and cheer him up. 657 00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:41,506 "Dear alumni. It's great to see so many of you here. ' 658 00:54:58,786 --> 00:55:02,552 "It'll clarify your thoughts and calm your mind. ' 659 00:55:04,226 --> 00:55:05,990 Guys, I'm ready. 660 00:55:09,186 --> 00:55:14,397 You want to share it with us? - No, I'll keep it for myself. 661 00:55:18,147 --> 00:55:21,754 I wonder if Eeva will be there. - Eeva the Butt. 662 00:55:21,827 --> 00:55:24,956 I still fantasize about her. 663 00:55:25,027 --> 00:55:30,397 I tell you, if I ever saw that butt naked, - 664 00:55:30,548 --> 00:55:34,154 I'd never complain about anything ever again. - Wanna bet? 665 00:55:34,308 --> 00:55:36,151 I'm serious. 666 00:55:36,308 --> 00:55:40,950 Her butt is like the Holy Grail or the Shroud of Turin. 667 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:43,270 I wonder if she still has a hot butt. 668 00:55:43,428 --> 00:55:45,908 If she does, I'm gonna fuck her. 669 00:55:45,988 --> 00:55:49,913 She owes it to me after all those times she rejected me. 670 00:55:49,988 --> 00:55:54,551 Imagine what I would be like if she had said yes just once. 671 00:55:54,628 --> 00:55:56,791 You don't fuck a girl like Eeva. 672 00:55:56,949 --> 00:56:01,671 You bang her gently. - The way you banged Reetta? 673 00:56:02,148 --> 00:56:06,313 Who's Reetta? Did I miss something? Who is she? 674 00:56:17,670 --> 00:56:20,799 Oh fuck. - Seriously. 675 00:56:21,830 --> 00:56:24,879 This doesn't look so bad. - How am I going to avoid Hanne here? 676 00:56:24,950 --> 00:56:27,760 I'm not singing at this funeral. 677 00:56:27,830 --> 00:56:29,832 Finally! 678 00:56:32,230 --> 00:56:34,710 We were getting a little worried. 679 00:56:35,590 --> 00:56:38,389 You don't remember me, do you? - Of course we do. 680 00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:40,233 Tum'? - Tum. 681 00:56:40,310 --> 00:56:42,075 Tami? - Tami? - Toni. 682 00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:45,990 Tomi. - That's right. 683 00:56:45,991 --> 00:56:49,518 You bullied me in elementary school. And you fucked my sister. 684 00:56:49,591 --> 00:56:51,195 And your mom. 685 00:56:55,031 --> 00:56:57,763 I'll go get something to drink. - Me too. 686 00:56:58,391 --> 00:57:02,158 Don't go too far. It's almost time for your speech. 687 00:57:06,551 --> 00:57:12,238 You, troubadour, go check the equipment onstage. 688 00:57:13,592 --> 00:57:16,960 I brought my laptop. - Would you like to meet my wife? 689 00:57:17,432 --> 00:57:20,323 Maybe a little later. You know what I mean? 690 00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:23,113 I'll go get a beer. 691 00:57:33,113 --> 00:57:38,153 Dear alumni. As the master of ceremonies, - 692 00:57:38,313 --> 00:57:41,832 I'll tell you a little bit about the evening's program. 693 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:47,041 First of all, our very own star Tuomas Lilja will be performing! 694 00:57:50,394 --> 00:57:55,354 Tuomas, where are you? There you are. 695 00:57:56,473 --> 00:58:01,844 Ladies, watch out for this man! 696 00:58:01,914 --> 00:58:03,916 That goes for you men as well 697 00:58:06,474 --> 00:58:08,317 Before Tuomas Lilja, - 698 00:58:08,475 --> 00:58:13,281 I have the pleasure of inviting our class president onstage. 699 00:58:15,595 --> 00:58:19,281 Niklas "Nippe" Lavonen has prepared a speech for us. 700 00:58:23,195 --> 00:58:27,120 All this coming up real soon. 701 00:58:27,195 --> 00:58:31,200 And once more: a warm welcome to you all. 702 00:58:50,877 --> 00:58:53,038 Argh, it won't come off. 703 00:59:02,317 --> 00:59:07,357 Sorry. I thought I was alone. Sorry. 704 00:59:07,437 --> 00:59:11,283 Niklas. It's me, Eeva. 705 00:59:13,197 --> 00:59:14,882 Eeva the Butt... Eeva. 706 00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:19,998 Did you follow me? - No, I came here to take... a leak. 707 00:59:21,038 --> 00:59:25,441 Have you been on vacation? - Yes. 708 00:59:37,518 --> 00:59:39,361 Hi. 709 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:43,519 Two glasses of white wine, please. 710 00:59:45,359 --> 00:59:48,249 Since when do you drink that crap? 711 00:59:49,439 --> 00:59:53,285 Nice that you could make it. - Yeah, right. 712 00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:59,371 How is Karno? - He's good. Why? 713 01:00:00,879 --> 01:00:05,602 He's not having trouble in the nether regions, is he? 714 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,320 Let's just try to get through this somehow. 715 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,279 Funny you should say that. 716 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,887 This is difficult for me too. I'm sorry that... 717 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:18,407 I heard you're into young meat these days. 718 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,881 That makes two of us. 719 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,361 Bye khan. And a came (hem to you'.! 720 01:00:23,441 --> 01:00:26,250 Tell Karno that Mr. jolt said hi! 721 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,122 Are you okay? - Yeah. 722 01:00:31,281 --> 01:00:36,170 What a hag. Let's get drunk. I'm not performing here sober. 723 01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:39,924 Sure. 724 01:00:40,881 --> 01:00:46,168 But please don't say things like that about Hanne. - Okay. Sorry. 725 01:00:47,201 --> 01:00:50,012 I think you missed these. 726 01:00:51,121 --> 01:00:55,844 You weren't in our class, were you? I don't think we've met. 727 01:00:56,962 --> 01:01:01,684 Maybe you just don't remember me. - I would if I had met you. 728 01:01:10,882 --> 01:01:14,170 Did you see her? - Yeah. And here we go again. 729 01:01:14,402 --> 01:01:16,485 Will you be okay? - Sure. 730 01:01:16,723 --> 01:01:21,125 I'll be right back. Find Nippe. People are looking for him. 731 01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:24,654 Do I look good? 732 01:01:27,923 --> 01:01:29,926 You look good too. 733 01:01:31,923 --> 01:01:36,248 I didn't know you used to come up here too. - I sure did. 734 01:01:36,403 --> 01:01:40,568 I was afraid the janitor would realize the door was unlocked. 735 01:01:40,644 --> 01:01:43,534 They never did. - That's right. 736 01:01:46,004 --> 01:01:47,847 We were almost friends back then, - 737 01:01:47,924 --> 01:01:51,293 and I've been wondering why we never... 738 01:01:51,365 --> 01:01:54,015 Should we go? - What? 739 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:59,925 The dress is almost dry. - Oh, that's right. 740 01:02:00,005 --> 01:02:02,406 Don't look. - No, I won't. 741 01:02:14,406 --> 01:02:18,172 Let's go. We don't want to miss the party. 742 01:02:23,446 --> 01:02:25,767 It's locked! - What? 743 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:27,930 Niklas! 744 01:02:32,566 --> 01:02:34,807 You want some? 745 01:02:35,206 --> 01:02:37,049 Tuomas. 746 01:02:37,127 --> 01:02:39,049 Please don't stop. 747 01:02:39,846 --> 01:02:41,611 Antti. 748 01:02:43,287 --> 01:02:46,726 Lulu! - Long time no see. 749 01:02:46,727 --> 01:02:51,369 Hi. - Have you seen my daughter Julia? 750 01:02:52,407 --> 01:02:54,409 Your daughter? - Yes, Julia. 751 01:02:54,487 --> 01:02:57,218 I haven't seen her. - She's waitressing here. 752 01:02:57,287 --> 01:03:00,166 I haven't seen her. - She's always disappearing. 753 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:02,330 She takes after her father. 754 01:03:02,488 --> 01:03:07,298 I see. Shall we catch up over a glass of wine? 755 01:03:08,328 --> 01:03:11,775 Antti, I'm the daughter of a pastor. 756 01:03:11,848 --> 01:03:14,977 I didn't know you'd become such a conversationalist. 757 01:03:15,048 --> 01:03:16,812 I didn't either. 758 01:03:16,888 --> 01:03:19,858 There you are. Thank God I found you. 759 01:03:19,928 --> 01:03:23,375 What the hell is... Lulu, sorry. - It's okay. 760 01:03:23,448 --> 01:03:27,215 I can't find Niklas and now Tuomas has disappeared. 761 01:03:27,289 --> 01:03:29,609 Tuomas wasn't in there? - No, he wasn't. 762 01:03:29,689 --> 01:03:31,850 We're in deep shit. 763 01:03:31,929 --> 01:03:35,695 Forget about Nippe. You have a real Monsieur Tout-le Monde here. 764 01:03:35,849 --> 01:03:37,931 Who? - You're funny. 765 01:03:38,009 --> 01:03:42,891 Antti's gonna give a speech to be remembered. - I am? 766 01:03:43,129 --> 01:03:45,132 Let's go. The mic is ready. 767 01:03:47,210 --> 01:03:49,053 Did you hear something? 768 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,453 Only your music. 769 01:03:56,570 --> 01:04:01,371 Want to hear the whole song? - Not now. 770 01:04:01,850 --> 01:04:06,811 Damn. This is something different. 771 01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:12,421 I've never felt this before... - Me neither. 772 01:04:21,211 --> 01:04:25,853 Hello everyone. My name is Antti. - The microphone. The microphone. 773 01:04:34,492 --> 01:04:39,302 My name is Antti. Antti Kulmala. 774 01:04:40,812 --> 01:04:43,702 Here I am, giving you a speech. 775 01:04:43,852 --> 01:04:49,143 Go, Antti! Yes! - Yes. 776 01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:54,654 Hmm, what can I say. 777 01:04:56,093 --> 01:05:01,696 I'm sure we've all had our ups and downs, but that's life. 778 01:05:08,173 --> 01:05:12,980 I want to finish with some wisdom. 779 01:05:17,534 --> 01:05:22,176 Apparently I don't really have any. 780 01:05:25,534 --> 01:05:31,060 But actually a very good friend of mine gave me some advice: 781 01:05:32,654 --> 01:05:36,898 When you come face to face with life, - 782 01:05:37,055 --> 01:05:41,861 you have to show it all the tricks you know. 783 01:05:44,814 --> 01:05:50,265 Live life to the fullest and make the most of it. 784 01:05:50,335 --> 01:05:55,301 You have to do things that you might have only seen in videos. 785 01:06:00,575 --> 01:06:05,297 That's what I've done this weekend and all I can say is - 786 01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:11,463 that I'm pretty surprised. 787 01:06:11,856 --> 01:06:13,540 Thank you. 788 01:06:19,857 --> 01:06:23,702 Antti. Great speech. You aced it. 789 01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:27,940 Where have you been? - With Julia. I'm in love. 790 01:06:28,097 --> 01:06:30,987 We didn't even fuck. I'll tell you everything later. 791 01:06:31,137 --> 01:06:33,378 Showtime. 792 01:06:33,697 --> 01:06:39,148 Give it up for Antti Kulmala! 793 01:06:41,217 --> 01:06:44,505 A great speech from a great friend. 794 01:06:44,577 --> 01:06:48,742 It's great to be here with all of you on this fun Saturday. 795 01:06:48,817 --> 01:06:51,787 Time to rock 'n' roll or what do you say? 796 01:06:53,058 --> 01:06:56,497 Toni, it's time to rock. 797 01:06:56,498 --> 01:07:01,538 My first song is about summer, love and champagne. 798 01:07:01,618 --> 01:07:03,939 I think you know it. 799 01:07:04,418 --> 01:07:08,742 Let's get this night started. One, two, three! 800 01:07:10,258 --> 01:07:12,829 Good job, Eeva! 801 01:07:15,059 --> 01:07:17,061 Come. I'll take you. 802 01:07:18,179 --> 01:07:20,830 Can you take me? - I'm a man. I'll take you. 803 01:07:20,899 --> 01:07:24,267 You sure? - I got you. I so got you. 804 01:07:30,499 --> 01:07:35,950 Ouch, that hurt. Niklas! 805 01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:37,704 Nippe. 806 01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:44,268 Tomi! Tomi! Come here! 807 01:07:47,060 --> 01:07:51,941 Nippe, what the hell are you doing? Eeva, where have you been? 808 01:07:52,021 --> 01:07:55,150 It's embarrassing not knowing where your wife is. 809 01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:58,820 Wait a minute. Have you two been somewhere together? 810 01:07:58,821 --> 01:08:03,144 Of course not, honey bunny. - I couldn't find you. 811 01:08:03,221 --> 01:08:05,792 I was with the girls. 812 01:08:05,861 --> 01:08:09,867 We went there and when we came back, he was lying here. 813 01:08:10,261 --> 01:08:13,151 I've taken two first-aid courses. 814 01:08:13,221 --> 01:08:16,111 The most important thing is to stay calm. 815 01:08:17,061 --> 01:08:20,827 Niklas, what's wrong with you? 816 01:08:21,302 --> 01:08:23,941 He's probably having some kind of seizure. 817 01:08:23,942 --> 01:08:27,230 No epilepsy bracelet or anything. I'll check his pockets. 818 01:08:27,302 --> 01:08:30,909 Here's something. Is this your medicine? 819 01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:35,871 Everything will be okay. You'll feel better in no time. 820 01:08:36,903 --> 01:08:40,748 Here you go. Swallow. 821 01:08:40,823 --> 01:08:42,586 Shit, he can't swallow. 822 01:08:42,743 --> 01:08:48,429 Everything's okay. I have some brandy. Have a sip. Good. 823 01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:52,353 Let's get him up and take him to the office. 824 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:56,342 Here we go. Everything's okay. 825 01:08:56,343 --> 01:08:58,506 What's this? 826 01:08:58,663 --> 01:09:02,270 Thank you. You've been a great audience! 827 01:09:03,544 --> 01:09:08,106 The playback recording and I will take a short break. 828 01:09:15,464 --> 01:09:19,550 Nippe! Where have you been? You missed a great party. 829 01:09:19,624 --> 01:09:22,344 And I just met this amazing... 830 01:09:22,345 --> 01:09:24,506 Are you okay? - Yeah. 831 01:09:26,265 --> 01:09:29,792 I just gotta take care of one thing. Stay here. 832 01:09:29,944 --> 01:09:33,552 That's an order. Stay here. - Yeah. 833 01:10:09,786 --> 01:10:12,108 Are you on something? - The mic is melting. 834 01:10:12,267 --> 01:10:16,431 Give me the mic. - No, I'm gonna give my speech now! 835 01:10:17,707 --> 01:10:19,391 Hello, everyone. 836 01:10:21,947 --> 01:10:27,397 Yowza! - Yowza to you too. 837 01:10:33,227 --> 01:10:38,038 "Dear alumni. It's great to see so many of you here. ' 838 01:10:44,269 --> 01:10:46,191 This song... 839 01:10:49,228 --> 01:10:54,359 Remember this song? The best song in the world, Maracena! 840 01:11:08,189 --> 01:11:11,637 "Dear 1995 junior high graduates. ' 841 01:11:12,030 --> 01:11:15,557 A blue pill just asked me to sing for you. 842 01:11:16,510 --> 01:11:20,912 What's the medicine I found in his pocket? - What medicine? 843 01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:23,311 I'm sorry, but I feel so warm. 844 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:33,234 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. ' 845 01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:38,112 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. Python. ' 846 01:11:43,151 --> 01:11:46,997 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. ' 847 01:11:47,071 --> 01:11:50,041 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. ' 848 01:11:50,111 --> 01:11:54,355 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. Python. ' 849 01:11:54,991 --> 01:11:57,710 I enjoyed your words of wisdom. 850 01:11:57,711 --> 01:12:00,602 What words of wisdom? - Haha. 851 01:12:02,512 --> 01:12:07,798 How did you come up with it? - Well, it's a long story. 852 01:12:14,992 --> 01:12:17,313 Antti. - Yeah? 853 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:23,961 What's that? Can you hear it? 854 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:26,673 Nippe is giving his speech. 855 01:12:27,313 --> 01:12:32,194 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. ' 856 01:12:32,272 --> 01:12:37,484 "Poop, piece of ass, pussy, porn mag. Python. ' 857 01:12:44,513 --> 01:12:46,754 just follow the pill. 858 01:12:55,954 --> 01:12:58,844 Antti Anaconda, come sing with us! 859 01:13:59,396 --> 01:14:03,083 One more drink? A Campari would make you feel better. 860 01:14:03,877 --> 01:14:07,476 I've been waiting the whole night for you to come talk to me. 861 01:14:07,477 --> 01:14:09,161 Hi. 862 01:14:09,237 --> 01:14:12,684 I gotta go. For you. 863 01:14:12,917 --> 01:14:14,601 Thanks. - Bye. 864 01:14:14,677 --> 01:14:16,520 Bye. 865 01:14:16,598 --> 01:14:20,045 Whoah. Look, I got a number! 866 01:14:20,518 --> 01:14:22,679 I got a number! 867 01:14:24,998 --> 01:14:29,998 How are you doing? - Better by the minute. 868 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:35,887 We have to get Ville from my parents. - Tell them I said hi. 869 01:14:36,919 --> 01:14:41,242 And sorry about... - About what? 870 01:14:41,318 --> 01:14:43,320 About nothing. 871 01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:48,399 I got this bouncer to give him an electric shock- 872 01:14:48,599 --> 01:14:53,400 to the balls. - Sure. Goodnight. Bye. 873 01:14:57,079 --> 01:14:59,969 He didn't even limp. 874 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:05,169 Let's go. I'll take you to the toilet. 875 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:11,006 Good. Everything! okay. 876 01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:13,403 Hi. 877 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:19,082 Thanks for an interesting night. Fascinating speeches. 878 01:15:20,841 --> 01:15:25,972 Is he okay? - Oh yeah. 879 01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:30,922 He just had a little problem with his medication. 880 01:15:31,001 --> 01:15:35,640 We're trying to figure out what happened. I'm sorry. - It's okay. 881 01:15:35,641 --> 01:15:38,451 I enjoyed his show. - Yeah. 882 01:15:38,521 --> 01:15:43,322 You found your daughter? - Julia is cleaning tables over there. 883 01:15:43,401 --> 01:15:46,690 She's a hard-working girl. - I can tell. 884 01:15:46,762 --> 01:15:48,605 Don't. - It's a piece of chewing gum. 885 01:15:48,681 --> 01:15:52,926 No, it's not. Leave that alone. You threw it up. 886 01:15:53,722 --> 01:15:57,329 You remembered me, even though I left for an exchange program. 887 01:15:57,402 --> 01:16:00,690 We didn't see you much after that. 888 01:16:00,762 --> 01:16:04,529 I had to leave. - Oh. 889 01:16:05,002 --> 01:16:08,849 I got pregnant the summer we finished school 890 01:16:12,843 --> 01:16:17,843 Oh. - It would've been a scandal in a small town like this, - 891 01:16:18,522 --> 01:16:22,289 since I'm a pastor's daughter. 892 01:16:23,163 --> 01:16:25,246 I see. 893 01:16:25,883 --> 01:16:29,569 Who is... - ... Julia's father? 894 01:16:29,964 --> 01:16:34,049 He doesn't know about Julia, and Julia doesn't know who he is. 895 01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:36,364 I'm going to tell them tonight. 896 01:16:37,164 --> 01:16:39,485 What? - Yeah. 897 01:16:40,444 --> 01:16:44,769 Your friend Tuomas is Julia's dad. 898 01:16:46,444 --> 01:16:48,208 Huh? 899 01:17:06,045 --> 01:17:09,652 At least now you know that you're fertile. 900 01:17:10,605 --> 01:17:15,495 The positive thing is that you didn't fuck her. 901 01:17:17,485 --> 01:17:19,488 That's right. We didn't. 902 01:17:23,325 --> 01:17:25,647 That's good. - That's really good. 903 01:17:34,606 --> 01:17:36,769 Thanks. I'll be alright. 904 01:17:43,327 --> 01:17:45,568 Guys, that was quite a trip. 905 01:17:50,607 --> 01:17:55,488 It was. Thanks. - Thanks. 906 01:18:45,009 --> 01:18:48,695 Yup. I'll take you home. - I can walk. 907 01:18:48,929 --> 01:18:54,616 I'd like us to be in touch more, even in the bad times. 908 01:18:55,650 --> 01:19:00,859 That's what friends are for. Nippe. - Antti Anaconda. 909 01:19:02,051 --> 01:19:04,621 Yes. 910 01:19:09,891 --> 01:19:11,734 Thanks. 911 01:19:13,331 --> 01:19:15,982 Oh, don't. - Oh, sorry. 912 01:19:26,531 --> 01:19:30,537 Don't laugh at Daddy. Your luck might turn any moment now. 913 01:19:30,691 --> 01:19:32,615 Throw the dice. 914 01:19:32,691 --> 01:19:34,854 Five. - Move there. 915 01:19:35,252 --> 01:19:37,414 One, two, three, four, five. 916 01:19:37,492 --> 01:19:42,532 Hi, you're home. - Hi. 917 01:19:42,612 --> 01:19:46,856 How was the party? - It was great. 918 01:19:47,012 --> 01:19:51,256 How was your speech? - Okay. It was okay. 919 01:19:51,332 --> 01:19:54,382 Daddy's going to board a ship. 920 01:19:55,893 --> 01:19:58,054 What happened to your face? - What do you mean? 921 01:19:58,212 --> 01:20:01,892 It's blotchy. - I tried this hair color. 922 01:20:01,893 --> 01:20:05,579 You put hair color on your face? - Everyone else looked so tan. 923 01:20:05,653 --> 01:20:09,022 Right. Whose turn is it? - Yours. 924 01:20:09,094 --> 01:20:13,098 Honey, let's go wash it off. - We're in the middle of a game. 925 01:20:13,174 --> 01:20:17,498 Let's go wash it off. Saara can watch cartoons. 926 01:20:17,654 --> 01:20:20,134 Oh, you mean wash wash? 927 01:20:22,453 --> 01:20:27,176 We'll finish this game first. - Niklas, get over here. 928 01:20:27,814 --> 01:20:30,055 Daddy, you should probably go. 929 01:20:30,134 --> 01:20:34,935 Niklas! - Okay, let's just wash my face. 930 01:20:35,574 --> 01:20:40,376 Jaana, I have to tell you something really important first. 931 01:20:40,455 --> 01:20:43,504 I didn't want to do it. The guys made me do it. 932 01:20:46,455 --> 01:20:48,856 Oh my God, what have you done? 933 01:20:49,015 --> 01:20:54,385 That's what I was trying to tell you. - Well, it does look bigger. 934 01:20:54,455 --> 01:20:56,219 Really? 935 01:20:56,295 --> 01:20:57,979 No. 936 01:21:36,457 --> 01:21:38,858 Tuomas, now we'll go jerk off! 937 01:21:44,377 --> 01:21:48,542 Oh, how beautiful that woman is 938 01:21:48,618 --> 01:21:51,587 Who is she and where did she come from? 939 01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:55,105 Oh, how beautiful that woman is 940 01:22:11,738 --> 01:22:16,540 Time to call it a night. - Don't you be a drag too. 941 01:22:18,779 --> 01:22:22,465 So you've been having trouble with your... - Yes... 942 01:22:27,739 --> 01:22:31,506 Can't you just... prescribe something? 943 01:22:34,380 --> 01:22:37,111 Are you gonna drive or are we gonna have to have a talk'! 944 01:22:40,060 --> 01:22:43,269 Breakfast is sewed from seven to ten. 945 01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:45,503 You idiot! 946 01:22:48,701 --> 01:22:52,148 She's a striptease dancer and she just danced on 947 01:22:55,581 --> 01:22:58,551 One white wine, please. Or make it two. 948 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,101 Did you see how he drinks? 949 01:23:02,541 --> 01:23:06,626 Make it three white wines. What the hell, make it four. 950 01:23:08,061 --> 01:23:09,904 Smile. 951 01:23:11,022 --> 01:23:13,593 Guess where they were? - Tell me. 952 01:23:13,982 --> 01:23:16,871 In the ass. - Whose ass? 953 01:23:16,941 --> 01:23:18,706 MY ass! 954 01:23:30,622 --> 01:23:32,545 It just gets worse. 955 01:23:32,623 --> 01:23:36,141 My farts don't smell like this. - It's not my fart either. 956 01:23:36,143 --> 01:23:41,354 Did you see how hot she was? You blew it. - I saw. 957 01:23:41,502 --> 01:23:45,188 Should I call her? - I actually... Sorry. 958 01:23:45,263 --> 01:23:48,790 I wonder if I should call her. - You know what? 959 01:23:50,783 --> 01:23:55,266 Here? - Yes. The table is set for you. 960 01:23:55,823 --> 01:23:57,507 I love you. - What? 961 01:23:57,663 --> 01:24:00,713 I love you. I mean it. I love you. 962 01:24:05,343 --> 01:24:08,632 This was the trip of a lifetime. 963 01:24:11,984 --> 01:24:13,986 You're right. 74166

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