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Previously, on "You"...
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There are no recent pictures
of your dad
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because he's dead.
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He OD'd, and you were
the one that found him.
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You started a few poems
about that day,
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but you never finished them.
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I have one just like this.
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It was my dad's.
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This is the red ladle story?
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It's okay, Beck.
I'm going to help you
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get the life you deserve.
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You fall for the wrong men.
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You have questionable taste
in friends.
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And that Peach is the worst.
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I just need to know
who you really are,
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besides a broke poetry student
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in a subsidized apartment
you could never afford.
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What you really need
is someone to save you.
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Let me help you, Beck.
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Beck, is it? Blythe.
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I read one of your essays
in the "Review" last month
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and it was so illuminating.
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That's funny.
There's a book missing.
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Joe was looking at it
at my party.
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Tonight, I show you I'm the one.
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You want it down and dirty?
You got it.
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Did you just...
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Did you just...
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Ah.
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What was that?
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Eight seconds?
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Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump
just took Pennsylvania" look.
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Say something. Say...
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"Happens all the time, NBD."
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No, you'll sound like a slut.
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You could say,
"Let's order food."
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Move past it.
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Is Grey Dog open late?
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Oh, thank God!
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Um, I should...
Yeah, yeah.
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Shit.
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Ugh, you idiot.
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Why did you tell him you were
available this weekend?
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Why don't you think?
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Well, go.
The Captain calls, you answer.
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You know how this works.
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He paid for the bed
you just got laid on.
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Or whatever that was.
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And your phone bill.
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Good girl.
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
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Seriously?
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Seriously?
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Hey, Beck,
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I'm gonna run to the store.
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Shit, Joe.
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Probably thinks you're
hiding in here.
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Uh, hold on a second.
I'll be right out.
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Oh, God. Please stop.
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They're just words, Beck.
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Tell him what he wants to hear.
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Oh, no.
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Joe?
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Ugh, Beck.
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You're a disaster.
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Last night.
Eight second sex. Joe.
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If you're gonna act
like a whore,
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may as well look like one.
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You just have a magic poon.
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# yonitoogood
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Thanks, that's helpful.
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Is he big?
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Is he big?
Oh, my God.
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Why are you even asking them?
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Can you for once just have
your own opinion, Beck?
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Got pix?
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With the bun?
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You're not helping.
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Is he worth it?
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Is he worth it?
There we go.
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Good question.
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Is he?
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Annika wouldn't know a good dick
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if you hit her
over the head with it.
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It's not like it doesn't
happen to tons of guys.
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I mean, Benji used to nod off
while going down on me.
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I thought we weren't
talking about Benji anymore.
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We're not.
He's dead to me.
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I'm just merely
using him as a reference.
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Benji didn't work retail.
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Joe works in a book store.
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A hop, skip and
a bad haircut away
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from selling men's leather
bracelets at a Club Monaco.
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Becks, love yourself.
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Ghost him already.
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Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
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but we are all clear.
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Are you saying
I don't have bed bugs?
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I didn't find a one.
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Would you like to see
the 22 bites on my ass?
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- Uh...
- Don't answer that.
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They're there.
Go find them.
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Go find them!
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Ugh. Wonder how he is
with finding rare books?
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Joe did not take
your "Wizard of Oz."
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"Ozma of Oz."
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And who said anything about Joe?
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That's it. I'm booking a room
at the Mandarin Oriental,
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and you're coming with.
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I would so love to, but I can't.
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I, um...
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I am going to a writer's
retreat in Rockland.
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- Since when?
- She knows when you're lying.
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Since I wrote this piece
in workshop
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that everyone called "treacly."
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Ugh. Tell me you're
not writing
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another dead puppy thing
as a metaphor
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for your dad dying.
I...
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What? That's completely
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what it's really about.
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Look, I'm just saying,
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stop killing puppies.
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Write fresh. You know, there's
so much more inside of you.
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Who are you now, Beckalish?
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Hm?
I thought it was
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a good piece.
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Aw.
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Sorry, boo boo.
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Okay, go.
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Find that brilliant
bad ass inside of you
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and believe in her.
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I know I do.
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Literally the most
supportive she's ever been
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about your writing,
and you're lying to her face.
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You are the worst friend.
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Aw, there they are.
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Wait a minute,
why do you need these
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if you're going
on a writer's retreat?
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What? So it's look hot
or be a writer?
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You could just leave.
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You could, you know,
cut the cord,
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take off the yolk.
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Bon voyage, Captain.
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You're a coward.
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Britney got through
2007, though, right?
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Maybe this is what you need
to find your inner bad ass.
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Maybe Emily Dickinson
had it right.
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"The solitary prowess
of a silent life."
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What is it with motel rooms
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and you wanting
to dive into your panties?
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He is always late.
And you're frustrated.
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Plus, after last night,
you're owed one.
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Oh, Joe.
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You seriously need to call him.
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Has he been working out?
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It's two days.
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You got this.
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Did you just...
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You should be screaming
my name right now.
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Digging your nails into my back.
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You expected me to please you,
get you off.
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But you didn't scream
and my back is not bleeding
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and you definitely
did not get off.
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You don't even know
what to say, do you?
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You must be mortified.
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Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck.
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The hell have I done?
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Seriously?
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You're already telling
whoever that is.
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I've reduced myself
to an anecdote.
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Mr. Quick Draw.
The Minuteman.
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Being generous.
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Don't let it be Peach.
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The Captain?
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The hell is this?
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What?
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Obviously, you don't love him.
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Love ya!
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Love ya.
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Love ya?
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You never said that to Benji.
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And look what had to
happen to him.
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Beck, just when I think
we're getting somewhere...
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Yeah, so here,
you're sacrificing a hardcover
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but you're getting greater
textual accuracy
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than any previous edition.
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It's the final word
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on the Tolkein trilogy.
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Thank you so much.
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My dick reduced
to cartoon food items.
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This is my nightmare.
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A hot dog. I'll take it.
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Yes, with the bun.
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Tell her, Beck.
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Go on. Listen to your gut.
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Joe's the one.
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Yes, worth it. K.
One more shot.
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Not like there was
any real doubt.
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Outfit? Are you kidding me?
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Just got it.
Hope you like.
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You do all this for him?
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Christoph's party
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Montauk tonight. U in?
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Can't. Gotta write.
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You even lie to your friends
about this guy.
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What the hell?
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And you've been confirmed
at the Seahorse Motel.
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Ethan.
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I need you to close tonight.
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Oh, man, I'd love to,
but I gotta split soon.
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Rastiche, my Balalaika
teacher is holding
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a master class tonight.
Wasn't a question.
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I'm sorry. I have an
appointment out of town.
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Beck, I should be your captain.
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It can't be.
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How old is he?
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If only I could tell you
I'm here.
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You don't need to do this,
whatever this is.
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It's not too late to stop it.
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- So good to see you, hon.
- Yeah, you too, Dad.
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Dad?
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The place belongs
to a couple from church.
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There are plenty of rooms
and it's...
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It's ours right through
New Year's.
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Sounds like a pretty cool place.
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Even has a hot tub
out on the patio.
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Though if...
I know Nancy,
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she won't let the kids near it.
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She doesn't normally
want the kids near me either,
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but here we are.
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I really think you'd love it
up there, honey.
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Yeah, um...
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I don't know my schedule
that far out, unfortunately.
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Of course. I... I...
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I understand.
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And you wonder why
he asks for more.
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Um...
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But I'll totally check
and I'll let you know
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as soon as possible.
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What? Is it too much
for a Dickens festival?
242
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,525
No, no. I mean...
243
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:42,613
It's just some people
may find it, you know...
244
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,283
How is Nancy?
245
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,547
Why is he your secret, Beck?
246
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,344
"Has only one fault
that I know of.
247
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,181
"And it happens, unfortunately,
that that single blemish
248
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"is a want of taste.
249
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,017
She don't like me."
250
00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:16,938
Pretty great, huh, sweetie?
251
00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,232
Yeah, it's, uh, amazing.
252
00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:22,278
Amazing this many people
are fans of contrived plotting
253
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,696
and melodrama.
254
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,239
If they even read Dickens.
255
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,490
More likely they couldn't
pass up
256
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,783
an excuse to day drink.
257
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,368
How's your mom?
258
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,245
Um... uh, she's actually...
259
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,288
She's on a cruise.
260
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,413
But she's great.
261
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,915
Riddled with anxiety,
262
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,334
low self-esteem,
on antidepressants,
263
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,418
dating men so safe and boring
264
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,711
she must wanna scream
265
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,337
But don't worry.
266
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,715
You abandoning her
didn't scar her at all.
267
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,634
How about your brother?
How's he doing?
268
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,594
Uh, you know, works a lot.
269
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,096
Anya, too.
But they seem happy.
270
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,432
According to Facebook.
271
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,267
And how's school going?
272
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,561
It's great, actually. I'm...
273
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,812
I'm just working on
building my portfolio.
274
00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,899
It's... it's more than just
that first book.
275
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,817
You really need the second
276
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,735
if you're going...
Hey, where are you guys?
277
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,822
Beck, you're such an asshole.
278
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,283
"Love me, Daddy.
I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy."
279
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,576
God, just shut up forever.
280
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,663
There they are.
281
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,625
Oh, my God.
282
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,585
She's actually gotten more smug.
283
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,169
Beck, look, I have a cane.
284
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,922
Yes, you do.
285
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,548
Look at you guys.
286
00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,509
You look... pretty.
287
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:28,970
Stop hating them.
288
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,221
They're just kids.
289
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,304
None of it's their fault.
290
00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:33,724
Aw, thanks, Mia.
So do you.
291
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,769
Guinevere, how are you?
292
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:40,147
Mm.
Great. I love your dress.
293
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,399
Not necessarily
you in it, but...
294
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,817
I bought you something.
295
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,110
Just couldn't resist.
296
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,447
- No, she's not.
- Ohh.
297
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,865
Oh, it's perfect.
298
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:53,326
Oh, um...
299
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:55,288
You're slipping a bit, dear.
300
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,456
Touch me again, crazy pants.
I dare you.
301
00:15:58,456 --> 00:15:59,917
Thank you.
302
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,462
Play a game?
303
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,883
You really are capable
of keeping a secret.
304
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,927
Four, by my count.
305
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,471
Who the hell are you, Beck?
306
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,604
Hi, there.
307
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,480
Hey! That's a boy.
Oh! First try.
308
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,857
You're a natural.
309
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,234
Yo!
310
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,486
Two down.
311
00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,197
What an arm on him.
312
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,033
I know. I... I know I'm
embarrassing, I know.
313
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,369
Babe, just get a shot
for the blog.
314
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,495
Ooh!
315
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,373
If I wasn't so blinded by love,
316
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,082
I would've seen the secrets
317
00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:43,376
right in front of me,
waiting to be uncovered.
318
00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:46,004
Captain Beck.
AKA, The Captain.
319
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:50,384
AKA, Edward Martin Beck.
320
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,885
The addict part was true, I see.
321
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,511
But he never died,
which he credits
322
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:55,221
to his friends in
the NA fellowship
323
00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:57,850
out of St. James Church.
324
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,934
It was there that he
not only conquered his demons
325
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,854
but also met church rep
and divorcée,
326
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,772
Nancy Whitesell.
327
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,193
AKA, "The Christian News'"
Mommy Blogger of the Year.
328
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,528
"If Ned can do it,
so can you."
329
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:11,821
He became a feature in her blog.
330
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,740
Then, her life.
331
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:17,077
Less than a year,
they were married.
332
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,372
He really landed himself
the perfect family.
333
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,040
If your step-mother
is to be believed.
334
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,000
But what about you, Beck.
335
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,503
Where do you fit into all this?
336
00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:46,190
Your father has come
such a long way.
337
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,942
He worked hard for it, too.
338
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,402
You're barking up
the wrong tree, lady,
339
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,486
if you think I'm gonna sit here
340
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,778
and validate that man.
341
00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:54,573
Yeah, he's, uh...
He's lucky to have you.
342
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,366
Hm.
343
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,326
Just goes to show you
what a good Christian household
344
00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,246
and loving family can do.
345
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,330
She did not just suggest
if you were more Christian
346
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,708
he wouldn't have abandoned you
for a crack pipe.
347
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,002
Mommy, come watch me.
348
00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:11,089
Excuse me, my dear.
349
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,642
Your dad talk to you yet?
350
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,686
She's so her mother,
only less subtle.
351
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,440
Talk to me about...
Well, he's supposed to
352
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,152
tell you he can't
send money anymore.
353
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,445
But he's gonna help you
find a better job first.
354
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,156
Mom doesn't think
he should wait.
355
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,284
She's so cranky.
356
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,578
It's the hormones.
357
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,914
Oh. I wasn't supposed
to tell you,
358
00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:48,126
but she's pregnant.
359
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,545
That's why they're
fighting about it.
360
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,463
Great. That's great.
361
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,424
He's starting a new family.
362
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:59,137
Because fixing the one he had
obviously wasn't an option.
363
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:02,807
Why would he ever do that?
364
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,313
I'm going to find a bathroom.
I'll be right back.
365
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,990
Can I get another Timber Doodle?
366
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,462
Uh! Bitch.
367
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,019
Hi. Is Joe Goldberg
working today?
368
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:50,355
Joe Goldberg is not
working today.
369
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,525
But, uh, I'm Ethan.
370
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,692
And you would be...
Looking for Joe.
371
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:57,278
Expect him anytime soon?
I do not.
372
00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,698
Uh, relatively speaking.
Joe's out of town.
373
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,534
But is there anything
I can help you find?
374
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,701
Possibly.
I'm in the market
375
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,204
for a first-edition copy
of "Ozma of Oz."
376
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,457
Oh, that's a pretty rare
critter.
377
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,959
Uh, not sure we have it.
378
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,417
See, books of
that pedigree we keep
379
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,671
under lock and key downstairs.
380
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,257
And you don't have the key?
381
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,342
Well, normally I have the key.
382
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,134
But I just don't
have it right now.
383
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,555
Uh, Joe left with it. He just
forgot to give it to me.
384
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,432
And where is Joe?
385
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,229
I thought I was supposed
to be writing.
386
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,896
Are you with Eight Seconds?
387
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,066
No, I told you.
I'm on a retreat.
388
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,442
Is he with you?
389
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,445
- What is it, Ethan?
- Hey, bro.
390
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,490
Uh, I know you didn't
wanna be interrupted,
391
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,409
but, uh, this chick
was just in asking about
392
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,287
a first ed. "Ozma of Oz."
What are you talking about?
393
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,413
Joe's there, in Nyack.
394
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,584
- What did she look like?
- Uh, 25-ish, brunette,
395
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,420
kinda hot, but you know,
maybe that's like a type thing.
396
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,087
Peach Salinger.
397
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,839
- Are you lying to me?
- Of course you are,
398
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,258
that's what you do,
399
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,384
lie so your life looks better.
400
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,720
Peach, I'm... I'm not lying.
401
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,930
I told you,
I'm here to write. I...
402
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,598
I can't deal with this right now
403
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,268
I promise I'll call you.
And you told her I'm here?
404
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,686
I'm sorry, man.
Did I screw up or...
405
00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:14,105
You'll know I'm here.
You may already know.
406
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:16,900
Hey, you. Oh, sorry.
407
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,067
So sorry.
408
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,112
How is this explainable?
409
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,865
Do I run?
Shit, shit, shit.
410
00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,462
Joe?
411
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,006
Beck?
412
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,382
What are you doing here?
413
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,895
That's true, you are
a book seller, aren't you?
414
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,523
Sadly, I humiliate myself
like this annually.
415
00:21:57,523 --> 00:22:00,943
Mm. Well, this is kinda
working for ya.
416
00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,320
You mock.
417
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,948
It's... it's fair.
418
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,996
I'm... I'm lying.
I'm lying to you right now.
419
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,457
- Excuse me?
- I knew you were here.
420
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,792
I wasn't happy with how
we left things.
421
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,919
And apparently,
neither were you,
422
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,295
seeing as how you were
423
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,880
hiding out in the bathroom.
I... I...
424
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,714
I wasn't hiding, I swear.
425
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:24,093
We can at least agree that I may
426
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,220
have left you a little wanting.
427
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,137
- Yeah...
- So, you're saying you did
428
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,682
want it to last
longer than eight seconds?
429
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,974
No! I mean... yeah.
As in...
430
00:22:31,974 --> 00:22:33,769
Wait, I thought it was a race.
431
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,520
Didn't I win?
432
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,730
No. Um...
433
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,776
I just... I thought it'd be nice
if I came and surprised you.
434
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,278
And not leave you with...
435
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:46,198
that memory of me for too long.
436
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,285
How did you, um...
437
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,994
How did you know I was here?
438
00:22:51,994 --> 00:22:54,789
Oh, well, you posted
a nature shot this morning.
439
00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:57,542
See that little restaurant sign
in the background?
440
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,211
Apparently, Pops and Millie's
ain't a chain.
441
00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:02,088
Mm, shocking.
Really should be.
442
00:23:02,088 --> 00:23:03,757
Yeah.
443
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,467
So I Googled it
and I saw all the information
444
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,051
about the festival and I figured
445
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:08,429
this was probably why
you were in the area.
446
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:09,555
And by the way, this outfit
447
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,847
is really working on you, too.
448
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,641
Ohh.
449
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,852
Um...
450
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,397
Can you hold on
for just one second?
451
00:23:20,898 --> 00:23:23,359
Hey, sweetie.
Cooper's kinda hitting a wall.
452
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,237
We were gonna head back
and rest up before dinner.
453
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,739
Oh, okay. I'll find my own
454
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,740
ride back to the hotel, so...
455
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,326
And who is this
handsome gentleman?
456
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,203
Sorry, this is... this is Joe.
457
00:23:34,203 --> 00:23:36,749
He works at a book store
I go to in the city.
458
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,959
Well, hey, Joe.
459
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,295
This is my wife, Nancy.
I'm... I'm Ned, Beck's dad.
460
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,838
- Hi.
- Hey, nice to meet you both.
461
00:23:43,838 --> 00:23:46,424
You're welcome to join us
for dinner, Joe.
462
00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,470
Yes! Totally.
If you can.
463
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,096
I... I'd love to.
464
00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:54,767
We'll see you then.
465
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,103
Okay, uh...
466
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,354
I can explain.
467
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:02,273
Um...
468
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,861
One day, when I was, um, 12,
469
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,114
I got home from school
before my brother and sister.
470
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,240
My mom was at work.
471
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,162
So I go into the basement
to play "Mario Brothers"
472
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:18,832
And I, uh... I find...
473
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,292
my father...
474
00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:25,087
unconscious, with a needle
in his arm.
475
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:30,051
I thought he was dead.
476
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,970
I'm so sorry
477
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,305
you had to go through that.
478
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,973
I mean, he survived it.
479
00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:40,311
And... which, of course,
was this amazing thing.
480
00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:43,315
So when he disappeared on us
because he relapsed,
481
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,067
I just...
482
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,611
I couldn't believe it.
483
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:53,157
Right then and there,
I decided he was dead.
484
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,701
Which is why I told you he was,
which is...
485
00:24:57,371 --> 00:25:00,582
Totally wrong, I mean,
who does that?
486
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,961
The first deep, personal thing
487
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,753
I tell you is a total lie.
488
00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,214
Well, hang on. That's...
489
00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:10,384
No, I get it if you
are horrified
490
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,009
and think I'm a total fraud
and liar
491
00:25:12,009 --> 00:25:14,221
and want nothing to do with me.
492
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,973
After everything
you've been through?
493
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,307
I get it.
494
00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:20,602
I'm sorry.
495
00:25:23,646 --> 00:25:25,816
You're sorry?
496
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,862
I am.
497
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,615
Anyway, I was... I was at Brown
498
00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:37,201
and he tracked me down
to say he had gotten clean.
499
00:25:37,201 --> 00:25:39,413
And then he says
he wants to help
500
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:42,915
with my school
and some of my bills.
501
00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:47,378
Like dad amends.
So I bury my resentment
502
00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,463
and start having
lunches with him
503
00:25:49,463 --> 00:25:52,550
and doing stupid shit like this.
504
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,136
Playing the dutiful daughter.
505
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,973
Enduring this nauseatingly
perfect new family of his.
506
00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:01,768
- I'm sure they're not perfect.
- Believe me,
507
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,895
they are.
Well, I guess
508
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,315
I'll find out tonight.
No.
509
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,857
I'm not subjecting you to that.
510
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,693
I'll just... I'll tell them
you had to go back.
511
00:26:10,693 --> 00:26:12,945
Book emergency.
I'd be on board,
512
00:26:12,945 --> 00:26:15,406
but that would be
so un-Victorian of me.
513
00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:17,951
The virtuous maiden
is supposed to be rescued
514
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:21,246
by the dashing, sometimes broody
515
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,457
altogether charming hero.
516
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:26,835
And who is that? Is that...
Is that meant to be you?
517
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,421
But that boat, she can take it.
518
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,422
You know.
No, no, I know,
519
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,589
I know it well.
520
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:32,840
I don't know if Beck's told you,
521
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,842
but I captained
the Nantucket Ferry
522
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,093
for 16 years.
523
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,177
I did not know... see, now,
524
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,554
I feel like I've been telling
525
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,096
Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat.
526
00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:40,140
Oh, please.
527
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,599
Do you sail, too?
528
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:43,184
Oh, God, no.
Never had the patience for it.
529
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,479
Oh, Dad, you know your way
around a sailboat.
530
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,105
Well, enough to know
that I'm all thumbs.
531
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,690
Yeah, I've been out
a couple times.
532
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,233
You don't remember
the renters next door?
533
00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:53,278
They had that Sunfish
they let you take out.
534
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:56,990
The Murphys. Their cars were
always blocking the driveway.
535
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,451
How's life in
the big city, dear?
536
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,994
It's great.
Thanks for asking.
537
00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:04,664
Oh, and we broke our
centerboard that one time.
538
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,959
And... and the current took us,
like, halfway to Long Island.
539
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,126
Eh... what'd I say?
Not much of a sailor.
540
00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:11,462
But you do,
you remember it, right?
541
00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:13,173
I mean, it was pouring.
542
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,968
I learned every swear word
in the book that day.
543
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,221
I don't think he remembers,
dear.
544
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:23,307
I think he can
speak for himself, Nancy.
545
00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:26,019
God, you know, you don't...
You don't have to protect him.
546
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,063
Okay, he's... he's not a child.
547
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,231
You're one to talk.
548
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,317
- Excuse me?
- You invest nothing
549
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,902
in this family.
550
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,569
Nothing.
551
00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:37,197
Not even a call
to your father on his birthday.
552
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,656
You know what? Stop.
553
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,157
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
554
00:27:40,157 --> 00:27:42,576
'Cause your father...
He's just an ATM to you.
555
00:27:42,576 --> 00:27:44,829
Right, Beck?
Uh, please,
556
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,414
let's not do this.
Okay, I'm sorry.
557
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,000
And what is he to you?
558
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,126
A feature for your blog
so you can brag
559
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,546
how you lifted him
out of the pits of despair?
560
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,964
News flash!
He was sober when you met him.
561
00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:56,590
I was in the pits with him.
562
00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:59,344
And not because
I wasn't Christian enough.
563
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,846
You didn't save him.
564
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,140
You think he'll fall over
565
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,724
if you pull your hand
out of his ass?
566
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:07,728
Guinevere! Enough.
567
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,894
What the hell
are you looking at?
568
00:28:08,894 --> 00:28:09,938
- Guinevere.
- Do not talk
569
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,189
to my daughter that way.
570
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,482
Okay, whatever.
I'm done.
571
00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:15,192
Oh, and, um...
572
00:28:15,192 --> 00:28:17,403
congrats on the baby.
573
00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:19,196
How blessed you all are.
574
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,560
Do you want him dead?
575
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,566
What?
576
00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:01,740
Kinda feels like you and he...
577
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,450
have some unresolved stuff.
578
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:07,162
Believe me, I'm king
of unresolved family issues.
579
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,749
I know what people splitting
feels like.
580
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,503
I just wonder if, uh...
581
00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,048
Look, he's here.
He's alive.
582
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:21,843
Use that as an opportunity
to talk to him.
583
00:29:24,011 --> 00:29:27,766
Or, uh, you're a writer.
584
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,183
Could be helpful
to write about him.
585
00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:32,144
Cathartic, too.
What are you doing?
586
00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:33,313
N-nothing... I don't...
587
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,689
Do you hear yourself right now?
588
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:35,941
I mean, who the hell are you
589
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,442
to tell me that
I have daddy issues.
590
00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:39,819
You don't even know me.
591
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:40,820
Hey, Beck, hang...
Hang... hang on...
592
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,780
Just go.
593
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,909
Leave me alone.
I'm serious.
594
00:30:07,513 --> 00:30:10,558
Hey, hon.
595
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,602
We're gonna get going.
596
00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:18,232
Cool, um...
597
00:30:18,232 --> 00:30:22,194
Thanks for dinner.
598
00:30:22,194 --> 00:30:24,239
This should cover the room.
599
00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:42,132
It's hard for me
to see you with them.
600
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:45,384
I keep waiting
for you to be you again.
601
00:30:45,384 --> 00:30:47,304
Well, this is me, Guinevere.
602
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,263
No, it's not. You were...
603
00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:50,515
Reckless.
604
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,849
And out of control.
605
00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:54,519
And, honey,
you were a kid, you...
606
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,104
You didn't see
what was going on.
607
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,064
Yes...
608
00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,066
Yes, I did.
609
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:03,028
And you were more
than just an addict.
610
00:31:04,528 --> 00:31:06,865
I miss you.
611
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:14,205
Whatever.
612
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,499
You know, I tell people
that you're dead.
613
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:22,380
Kinda feels like you did die
that day in the basement.
614
00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:29,054
I'm sorry you feel that way.
615
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,391
You were a good sailor.
616
00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:43,777
Well, maybe you can
tell me about it sometime.
617
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,654
Maybe in Vermont.
618
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,865
Over Christmas.
619
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,078
Like I said,
I'll have to let you know.
620
00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,336
On the plywood
over the bay window,
621
00:32:44,336 --> 00:32:47,214
we spray paint taunts
at Hurricane Isabel.
622
00:32:47,214 --> 00:32:49,884
Cow her into a tropical storm.
623
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,637
Her moon tide, though,
carries your beach chair away.
624
00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,644
Sea glass and Springsteen.
625
00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:04,190
The beached whale,
the silent walk home.
626
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,318
The grill that doesn't start
on the Fourth of July.
627
00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:17,703
The woman at the drug store
you hit on who isn't Mom.
628
00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:20,749
The renters blocking the drive.
629
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:24,294
The string of my sweatshirt
I gnaw on.
630
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,506
Morning sun over Wauwinet.
631
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,092
The red ladle over the pan.
632
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,761
Your wrist, the perfect cant.
633
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:41,269
You leave for the 8:20 to
Hyannis with one commandment.
634
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,314
Get the batter off the ladle
while it's wet.
635
00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,531
The ladle's left in the sink.
636
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,577
Mom lets it soak.
637
00:33:58,577 --> 00:34:00,704
Leave it, she says.
638
00:34:00,704 --> 00:34:04,041
You go away, and we come home.
639
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,877
And what's left of you.
It loosens.
640
00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:09,213
And the water carries it away.
641
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:16,614
They say girls with daddy
issues are really good in bed.
642
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,115
Mm.
643
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:28,501
I like who I am with you, Joe.
644
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,184
Mm, mm... sorry I didn't call.
645
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,144
Is it okay if I come in?
646
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,490
Ah!
647
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,454
Ahh!
648
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,088
Ahh!
649
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:17,132
- Oh!
- Ah!
650
00:36:17,132 --> 00:36:19,344
Too rough for you, Goldberg?
651
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,594
Not at all.
652
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,186
- Uh!
- Yeah!
653
00:36:38,737 --> 00:36:41,824
I want you, Joe.
654
00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,570
Hey, stranger.
655
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:22,155
Ohh.
656
00:37:22,155 --> 00:37:23,824
You drool in your sleep.
657
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,077
So cute.
658
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,661
Were you watching me?
659
00:37:27,661 --> 00:37:30,289
Maybe.
660
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,916
Uh-oh. Stalker.
661
00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:35,253
Learn from the best.
662
00:37:49,516 --> 00:37:52,561
How... how did you
figure out where I live?
663
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:56,733
The bearded guy
from the bookstore.
664
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,693
Oh.
665
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,949
Mm, you taste like maple syrup.
666
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,789
- Mm, wait.
- What?
667
00:38:16,918 --> 00:38:21,132
I have to apologize
about our talk.
668
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,467
I was a hostile goose.
669
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:24,885
A hostile goose?
670
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:27,137
Yeah, geese are total dicks.
671
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,889
But, uh, no, seriously.
672
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:32,476
You called me on my shit,
673
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,355
and I took it really poorly.
674
00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,981
Because, um... well, because
675
00:38:37,981 --> 00:38:39,650
you were totally right,
and I didn't wanna hear it
676
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,152
and I'm sorry.
677
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,945
Like you said,
we barely know each other.
678
00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,572
And here I was, trying...
You really don't think
679
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,324
we know each other?
680
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,951
I mean, I was just... I was angry
when I said that and...
681
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,913
Look...
682
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:56,501
sometimes I could swear
I've known you forever.
683
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,126
But in the grand scheme
of things,
684
00:38:58,126 --> 00:38:59,961
Not long enough
685
00:38:59,961 --> 00:39:01,255
for me to be commenting
686
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,798
on your relationship
with your father.
687
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,257
Oh, you were just trying
to help me see
688
00:39:04,257 --> 00:39:06,760
that I'm full of shit.
689
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,012
And you were sweet.
690
00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:12,891
Uh, it's funny. I feel like
every guy I date is...
691
00:39:12,891 --> 00:39:15,186
They're either messes...
Like my dad was...
692
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,853
Or they're like my dad is now,
693
00:39:16,853 --> 00:39:21,317
trying to be something
that they think they should.
694
00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,777
Or they're me.
695
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,695
Both a mess and a fraud.
696
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,197
You're not a fraud.
697
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,199
- So just a mess?
- No, not more than anyone.
698
00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:32,411
But then there is you.
699
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,871
I mean, you're not trying to be
anything than what you are.
700
00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:37,458
You're just you.
There's not an ounce
701
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,001
of falseness in you.
702
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:42,547
I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo
and you own starch.
703
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,132
And I like how you don't care
about dumb shit
704
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:47,135
like posting your life online.
705
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,554
I mean, it's...
It's a revelation.
706
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:55,476
Do you know how many selfies
I've taken on the toilet?
707
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,643
A lot.
708
00:40:01,523 --> 00:40:04,027
Okay, instead of sitting here,
709
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,068
watching you judge me,
710
00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:06,653
I'm gonna go pee.
No.
711
00:40:06,653 --> 00:40:07,989
I'm not...
712
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,782
And try not to take a selfie.
713
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,079
What are the chances
714
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,706
I'm getting a follow-up review?
715
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:33,181
Apparently I've redeemed myself.
716
00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,599
Far be it for me to stop you
717
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,434
from shouting it
from the rooftops.
718
00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:42,773
Plus, I guess it is nice
to hear it from your friends.
719
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,692
Even if not all of them
720
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,568
can share in your happiness.
721
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,949
It's really too bad
722
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,451
the one whose approval
you crave most
723
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,077
isn't my biggest fan.
724
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:10,259
Fortunately, Paco's a
remarkably quick reader.
725
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:12,302
I can return the book I,
of course,
726
00:41:12,302 --> 00:41:15,264
never had any intention
of keeping.
727
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,724
And if that's not enough,
728
00:41:17,724 --> 00:41:21,728
if Peach still has a problem...
729
00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:23,648
well, every relationship has
730
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,733
its obstacles to
overcome, right?
731
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:29,487
I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.
732
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,780
I won't.
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