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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,460 --> 00:00:02,628 Previously, on "You"... 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,088 There are no recent pictures of your dad 3 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:05,798 because he's dead. 4 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,800 He OD'd, and you were the one that found him. 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,885 You started a few poems about that day, 6 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,512 but you never finished them. 7 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,388 I have one just like this. 8 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:16,432 It was my dad's. 9 00:00:16,432 --> 00:00:19,561 This is the red ladle story? 10 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,980 It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you 11 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,856 get the life you deserve. 12 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:25,649 You fall for the wrong men. 13 00:00:25,649 --> 00:00:27,486 You have questionable taste in friends. 14 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:30,364 And that Peach is the worst. 15 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,948 I just need to know who you really are, 16 00:00:32,948 --> 00:00:35,034 besides a broke poetry student 17 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,411 in a subsidized apartment you could never afford. 18 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:39,914 What you really need is someone to save you. 19 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,750 Let me help you, Beck. 20 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,667 Beck, is it? Blythe. 21 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:46,045 I read one of your essays in the "Review" last month 22 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:49,298 and it was so illuminating. 23 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:52,636 That's funny. There's a book missing. 24 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,597 Joe was looking at it at my party. 25 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:59,850 Tonight, I show you I'm the one. 26 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:02,436 You want it down and dirty? You got it. 27 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:07,400 Did you just... 28 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,914 Did you just... 29 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:30,006 Ah. 30 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,224 What was that? 31 00:01:40,224 --> 00:01:42,894 Eight seconds? 32 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:47,691 Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump just took Pennsylvania" look. 33 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,652 Say something. Say... 34 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,695 "Happens all the time, NBD." 35 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:55,531 No, you'll sound like a slut. 36 00:01:55,531 --> 00:01:57,283 You could say, "Let's order food." 37 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,868 Move past it. 38 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,162 Is Grey Dog open late? 39 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,956 Oh, thank God! 40 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:08,377 Um, I should... Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,634 Shit. 42 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,552 Ugh, you idiot. 43 00:02:16,552 --> 00:02:18,472 Why did you tell him you were available this weekend? 44 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,473 Why don't you think? 45 00:02:21,807 --> 00:02:24,895 Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer. 46 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,188 You know how this works. 47 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:29,649 He paid for the bed you just got laid on. 48 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,985 Or whatever that was. 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,986 And your phone bill. 50 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,326 Good girl. 51 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,454 That wasn't so hard, was it? 52 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:48,668 Seriously? 53 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,341 Seriously? 54 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,098 Hey, Beck, 55 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,182 I'm gonna run to the store. 56 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,725 Shit, Joe. 57 00:03:04,725 --> 00:03:06,269 Probably thinks you're hiding in here. 58 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,521 Uh, hold on a second. I'll be right out. 59 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,485 Oh, God. Please stop. 60 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,612 They're just words, Beck. 61 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:18,657 Tell him what he wants to hear. 62 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,790 Oh, no. 63 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,377 Joe? 64 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,301 Ugh, Beck. 65 00:03:39,301 --> 00:03:42,222 You're a disaster. 66 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:49,562 Last night. Eight second sex. Joe. 67 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,069 If you're gonna act like a whore, 68 00:03:57,069 --> 00:03:59,072 may as well look like one. 69 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,082 You just have a magic poon. 70 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:11,918 # yonitoogood 71 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:15,296 Thanks, that's helpful. 72 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,339 Is he big? 73 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:19,593 Is he big? Oh, my God. 74 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,761 Why are you even asking them? 75 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,682 Can you for once just have your own opinion, Beck? 76 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,684 Got pix? 77 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,149 With the bun? 78 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,860 You're not helping. 79 00:04:40,988 --> 00:04:43,115 Is he worth it? 80 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:46,620 Is he worth it? There we go. 81 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,995 Good question. 82 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:50,040 Is he? 83 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,250 Annika wouldn't know a good dick 84 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,045 if you hit her over the head with it. 85 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,963 It's not like it doesn't happen to tons of guys. 86 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,550 I mean, Benji used to nod off while going down on me. 87 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,802 I thought we weren't talking about Benji anymore. 88 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,971 We're not. He's dead to me. 89 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,641 I'm just merely using him as a reference. 90 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,559 Benji didn't work retail. 91 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,976 Joe works in a book store. 92 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,646 A hop, skip and a bad haircut away 93 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,064 from selling men's leather bracelets at a Club Monaco. 94 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,024 Becks, love yourself. 95 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:19,069 Ghost him already. 96 00:05:20,694 --> 00:05:22,072 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, 97 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,865 but we are all clear. 98 00:05:24,865 --> 00:05:26,283 Are you saying I don't have bed bugs? 99 00:05:26,283 --> 00:05:27,869 I didn't find a one. 100 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,163 Would you like to see the 22 bites on my ass? 101 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,413 - Uh... - Don't answer that. 102 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,124 They're there. Go find them. 103 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,168 Go find them! 104 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,170 Ugh. Wonder how he is with finding rare books? 105 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:40,590 Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz." 106 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,132 "Ozma of Oz." 107 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:44,343 And who said anything about Joe? 108 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,762 That's it. I'm booking a room at the Mandarin Oriental, 109 00:05:46,762 --> 00:05:48,555 and you're coming with. 110 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:51,016 I would so love to, but I can't. 111 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:52,685 I, um... 112 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:56,855 I am going to a writer's retreat in Rockland. 113 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:59,358 - Since when? - She knows when you're lying. 114 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:02,569 Since I wrote this piece in workshop 115 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,738 that everyone called "treacly." 116 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:06,574 Ugh. Tell me you're not writing 117 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,451 another dead puppy thing as a metaphor 118 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,704 for your dad dying. I... 119 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,329 What? That's completely 120 00:06:12,329 --> 00:06:13,790 what it's really about. 121 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,625 Look, I'm just saying, 122 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,543 stop killing puppies. 123 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,379 Write fresh. You know, there's so much more inside of you. 124 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,716 Who are you now, Beckalish? 125 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,259 Hm? I thought it was 126 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,845 a good piece. 127 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,346 Aw. 128 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,596 Sorry, boo boo. 129 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:32,891 Okay, go. 130 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,731 Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you 131 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,233 and believe in her. 132 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,569 I know I do. 133 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,737 Literally the most supportive she's ever been 134 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,365 about your writing, and you're lying to her face. 135 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:51,286 You are the worst friend. 136 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,163 Aw, there they are. 137 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:57,959 Wait a minute, why do you need these 138 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,668 if you're going on a writer's retreat? 139 00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:03,589 What? So it's look hot or be a writer? 140 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,853 You could just leave. 141 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:19,355 You could, you know, cut the cord, 142 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,523 take off the yolk. 143 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,608 Bon voyage, Captain. 144 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,613 You're a coward. 145 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,158 Britney got through 2007, though, right? 146 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:37,956 Maybe this is what you need to find your inner bad ass. 147 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:39,959 Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right. 148 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,463 "The solitary prowess of a silent life." 149 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:54,307 What is it with motel rooms 150 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,975 and you wanting to dive into your panties? 151 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:02,439 He is always late. And you're frustrated. 152 00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:05,485 Plus, after last night, you're owed one. 153 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,362 Oh, Joe. 154 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,279 You seriously need to call him. 155 00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:25,004 Has he been working out? 156 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,009 It's two days. 157 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:33,011 You got this. 158 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:44,630 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 159 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,538 Did you just... 160 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,583 You should be screaming my name right now. 161 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,626 Digging your nails into my back. 162 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:07,880 You expected me to please you, get you off. 163 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,134 But you didn't scream and my back is not bleeding 164 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,345 and you definitely did not get off. 165 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,097 You don't even know what to say, do you? 166 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:20,100 You must be mortified. 167 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,270 Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck. 168 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,563 The hell have I done? 169 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,484 Seriously? 170 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,903 You're already telling whoever that is. 171 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,239 I've reduced myself to an anecdote. 172 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,366 Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman. 173 00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:38,912 Being generous. 174 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,246 Don't let it be Peach. 175 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,462 The Captain? 176 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:52,549 The hell is this? 177 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:53,927 What? 178 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,011 Obviously, you don't love him. 179 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:58,431 Love ya! 180 00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:07,981 Love ya. 181 00:10:07,981 --> 00:10:10,610 Love ya? 182 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,363 You never said that to Benji. 183 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:17,075 And look what had to happen to him. 184 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:20,536 Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere... 185 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:30,672 Yeah, so here, you're sacrificing a hardcover 186 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,423 but you're getting greater textual accuracy 187 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,508 than any previous edition. 188 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,176 It's the final word 189 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,302 on the Tolkein trilogy. 190 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,638 Thank you so much. 191 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,392 My dick reduced to cartoon food items. 192 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,809 This is my nightmare. 193 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,477 A hot dog. I'll take it. 194 00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:49,065 Yes, with the bun. 195 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,692 Tell her, Beck. 196 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,652 Go on. Listen to your gut. 197 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,072 Joe's the one. 198 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,865 Yes, worth it. K. One more shot. 199 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,493 Not like there was any real doubt. 200 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,163 Outfit? Are you kidding me? 201 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,958 Just got it. Hope you like. 202 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,552 You do all this for him? 203 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,302 Christoph's party 204 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:21,014 Montauk tonight. U in? 205 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,724 Can't. Gotta write. 206 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,975 You even lie to your friends about this guy. 207 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:28,187 What the hell? 208 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,274 And you've been confirmed at the Seahorse Motel. 209 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,192 Ethan. 210 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:35,945 I need you to close tonight. 211 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,364 Oh, man, I'd love to, but I gotta split soon. 212 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,533 Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding 213 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,994 a master class tonight. Wasn't a question. 214 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,203 I'm sorry. I have an appointment out of town. 215 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,004 Beck, I should be your captain. 216 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,655 It can't be. 217 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,991 How old is he? 218 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:27,621 If only I could tell you I'm here. 219 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,249 You don't need to do this, whatever this is. 220 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,335 It's not too late to stop it. 221 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:36,547 - So good to see you, hon. - Yeah, you too, Dad. 222 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,715 Dad? 223 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,349 The place belongs to a couple from church. 224 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,142 There are plenty of rooms and it's... 225 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,559 It's ours right through New Year's. 226 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,979 Sounds like a pretty cool place. 227 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,815 Even has a hot tub out on the patio. 228 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,359 Though if... I know Nancy, 229 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,277 she won't let the kids near it. 230 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,946 She doesn't normally want the kids near me either, 231 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,614 but here we are. 232 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,283 I really think you'd love it up there, honey. 233 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,951 Yeah, um... 234 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:10,498 I don't know my schedule that far out, unfortunately. 235 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,000 Of course. I... I... 236 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,961 I understand. 237 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,046 And you wonder why he asks for more. 238 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,465 Um... 239 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,424 But I'll totally check and I'll let you know 240 00:13:21,424 --> 00:13:23,469 as soon as possible. 241 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:36,274 What? Is it too much for a Dickens festival? 242 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,525 No, no. I mean... 243 00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:42,613 It's just some people may find it, you know... 244 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,283 How is Nancy? 245 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,547 Why is he your secret, Beck? 246 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,344 "Has only one fault that I know of. 247 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,181 "And it happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish 248 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,849 "is a want of taste. 249 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,017 She don't like me." 250 00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:16,938 Pretty great, huh, sweetie? 251 00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,232 Yeah, it's, uh, amazing. 252 00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:22,278 Amazing this many people are fans of contrived plotting 253 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,696 and melodrama. 254 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,239 If they even read Dickens. 255 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,490 More likely they couldn't pass up 256 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,783 an excuse to day drink. 257 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,368 How's your mom? 258 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,245 Um... uh, she's actually... 259 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,288 She's on a cruise. 260 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,413 But she's great. 261 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,915 Riddled with anxiety, 262 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,334 low self-esteem, on antidepressants, 263 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,418 dating men so safe and boring 264 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,711 she must wanna scream 265 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,337 But don't worry. 266 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,715 You abandoning her didn't scar her at all. 267 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,634 How about your brother? How's he doing? 268 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,594 Uh, you know, works a lot. 269 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,096 Anya, too. But they seem happy. 270 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,432 According to Facebook. 271 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,267 And how's school going? 272 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,561 It's great, actually. I'm... 273 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,812 I'm just working on building my portfolio. 274 00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,899 It's... it's more than just that first book. 275 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,817 You really need the second 276 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,735 if you're going... Hey, where are you guys? 277 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,822 Beck, you're such an asshole. 278 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,283 "Love me, Daddy. I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy." 279 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,576 God, just shut up forever. 280 00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,663 There they are. 281 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,625 Oh, my God. 282 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,585 She's actually gotten more smug. 283 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,169 Beck, look, I have a cane. 284 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,922 Yes, you do. 285 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,548 Look at you guys. 286 00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,509 You look... pretty. 287 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:28,970 Stop hating them. 288 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,221 They're just kids. 289 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,304 None of it's their fault. 290 00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:33,724 Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you. 291 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,769 Guinevere, how are you? 292 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:40,147 Mm. Great. I love your dress. 293 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,399 Not necessarily you in it, but... 294 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,817 I bought you something. 295 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,110 Just couldn't resist. 296 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,447 - No, she's not. - Ohh. 297 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,865 Oh, it's perfect. 298 00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:53,326 Oh, um... 299 00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:55,288 You're slipping a bit, dear. 300 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,456 Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you. 301 00:15:58,456 --> 00:15:59,917 Thank you. 302 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,462 Play a game? 303 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,883 You really are capable of keeping a secret. 304 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,927 Four, by my count. 305 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,471 Who the hell are you, Beck? 306 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,604 Hi, there. 307 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,480 Hey! That's a boy. Oh! First try. 308 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,857 You're a natural. 309 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,234 Yo! 310 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,486 Two down. 311 00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,197 What an arm on him. 312 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,033 I know. I... I know I'm embarrassing, I know. 313 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,369 Babe, just get a shot for the blog. 314 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,495 Ooh! 315 00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,373 If I wasn't so blinded by love, 316 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,082 I would've seen the secrets 317 00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:43,376 right in front of me, waiting to be uncovered. 318 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:46,004 Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain. 319 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:50,384 AKA, Edward Martin Beck. 320 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,885 The addict part was true, I see. 321 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,511 But he never died, which he credits 322 00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:55,221 to his friends in the NA fellowship 323 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:57,850 out of St. James Church. 324 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,934 It was there that he not only conquered his demons 325 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,854 but also met church rep and divorcée, 326 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,772 Nancy Whitesell. 327 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,193 AKA, "The Christian News'" Mommy Blogger of the Year. 328 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,528 "If Ned can do it, so can you." 329 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:11,821 He became a feature in her blog. 330 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,740 Then, her life. 331 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:17,077 Less than a year, they were married. 332 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,372 He really landed himself the perfect family. 333 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,040 If your step-mother is to be believed. 334 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,000 But what about you, Beck. 335 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,503 Where do you fit into all this? 336 00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:46,190 Your father has come such a long way. 337 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,942 He worked hard for it, too. 338 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,402 You're barking up the wrong tree, lady, 339 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,486 if you think I'm gonna sit here 340 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,778 and validate that man. 341 00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:54,573 Yeah, he's, uh... He's lucky to have you. 342 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,366 Hm. 343 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,326 Just goes to show you what a good Christian household 344 00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,246 and loving family can do. 345 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,330 She did not just suggest if you were more Christian 346 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,708 he wouldn't have abandoned you for a crack pipe. 347 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,002 Mommy, come watch me. 348 00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:11,089 Excuse me, my dear. 349 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,642 Your dad talk to you yet? 350 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,686 She's so her mother, only less subtle. 351 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,440 Talk to me about... Well, he's supposed to 352 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,152 tell you he can't send money anymore. 353 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,445 But he's gonna help you find a better job first. 354 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,156 Mom doesn't think he should wait. 355 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,284 She's so cranky. 356 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,578 It's the hormones. 357 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,914 Oh. I wasn't supposed to tell you, 358 00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:48,126 but she's pregnant. 359 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,545 That's why they're fighting about it. 360 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,463 Great. That's great. 361 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,424 He's starting a new family. 362 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:59,137 Because fixing the one he had obviously wasn't an option. 363 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:02,807 Why would he ever do that? 364 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,313 I'm going to find a bathroom. I'll be right back. 365 00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,990 Can I get another Timber Doodle? 366 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,462 Uh! Bitch. 367 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,019 Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today? 368 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:50,355 Joe Goldberg is not working today. 369 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,525 But, uh, I'm Ethan. 370 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,692 And you would be... Looking for Joe. 371 00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:57,278 Expect him anytime soon? I do not. 372 00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,698 Uh, relatively speaking. Joe's out of town. 373 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,534 But is there anything I can help you find? 374 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,701 Possibly. I'm in the market 375 00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,204 for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz." 376 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,457 Oh, that's a pretty rare critter. 377 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,959 Uh, not sure we have it. 378 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,417 See, books of that pedigree we keep 379 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,671 under lock and key downstairs. 380 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,257 And you don't have the key? 381 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,342 Well, normally I have the key. 382 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,134 But I just don't have it right now. 383 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,555 Uh, Joe left with it. He just forgot to give it to me. 384 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,432 And where is Joe? 385 00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,229 I thought I was supposed to be writing. 386 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,896 Are you with Eight Seconds? 387 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,066 No, I told you. I'm on a retreat. 388 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,442 Is he with you? 389 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,445 - What is it, Ethan? - Hey, bro. 390 00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,490 Uh, I know you didn't wanna be interrupted, 391 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,409 but, uh, this chick was just in asking about 392 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,287 a first ed. "Ozma of Oz." What are you talking about? 393 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,413 Joe's there, in Nyack. 394 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,584 - What did she look like? - Uh, 25-ish, brunette, 395 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,420 kinda hot, but you know, maybe that's like a type thing. 396 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,087 Peach Salinger. 397 00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,839 - Are you lying to me? - Of course you are, 398 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,258 that's what you do, 399 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,384 lie so your life looks better. 400 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,720 Peach, I'm... I'm not lying. 401 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,930 I told you, I'm here to write. I... 402 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,598 I can't deal with this right now 403 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,268 I promise I'll call you. And you told her I'm here? 404 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,686 I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or... 405 00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:14,105 You'll know I'm here. You may already know. 406 00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:16,900 Hey, you. Oh, sorry. 407 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,067 So sorry. 408 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,112 How is this explainable? 409 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,865 Do I run? Shit, shit, shit. 410 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,462 Joe? 411 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,006 Beck? 412 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,382 What are you doing here? 413 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,895 That's true, you are a book seller, aren't you? 414 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,523 Sadly, I humiliate myself like this annually. 415 00:21:57,523 --> 00:22:00,943 Mm. Well, this is kinda working for ya. 416 00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,320 You mock. 417 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,948 It's... it's fair. 418 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,996 I'm... I'm lying. I'm lying to you right now. 419 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,457 - Excuse me? - I knew you were here. 420 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,792 I wasn't happy with how we left things. 421 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,919 And apparently, neither were you, 422 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,295 seeing as how you were 423 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,880 hiding out in the bathroom. I... I... 424 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,714 I wasn't hiding, I swear. 425 00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:24,093 We can at least agree that I may 426 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,220 have left you a little wanting. 427 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,137 - Yeah... - So, you're saying you did 428 00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,682 want it to last longer than eight seconds? 429 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,974 No! I mean... yeah. As in... 430 00:22:31,974 --> 00:22:33,769 Wait, I thought it was a race. 431 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,520 Didn't I win? 432 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,730 No. Um... 433 00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,776 I just... I thought it'd be nice if I came and surprised you. 434 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,278 And not leave you with... 435 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:46,198 that memory of me for too long. 436 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,285 How did you, um... 437 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,994 How did you know I was here? 438 00:22:51,994 --> 00:22:54,789 Oh, well, you posted a nature shot this morning. 439 00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:57,542 See that little restaurant sign in the background? 440 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,211 Apparently, Pops and Millie's ain't a chain. 441 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:02,088 Mm, shocking. Really should be. 442 00:23:02,088 --> 00:23:03,757 Yeah. 443 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,467 So I Googled it and I saw all the information 444 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,051 about the festival and I figured 445 00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:08,429 this was probably why you were in the area. 446 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:09,555 And by the way, this outfit 447 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,847 is really working on you, too. 448 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,641 Ohh. 449 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,852 Um... 450 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,397 Can you hold on for just one second? 451 00:23:20,898 --> 00:23:23,359 Hey, sweetie. Cooper's kinda hitting a wall. 452 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,237 We were gonna head back and rest up before dinner. 453 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,739 Oh, okay. I'll find my own 454 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,740 ride back to the hotel, so... 455 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,326 And who is this handsome gentleman? 456 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,203 Sorry, this is... this is Joe. 457 00:23:34,203 --> 00:23:36,749 He works at a book store I go to in the city. 458 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,959 Well, hey, Joe. 459 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,295 This is my wife, Nancy. I'm... I'm Ned, Beck's dad. 460 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,838 - Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you both. 461 00:23:43,838 --> 00:23:46,424 You're welcome to join us for dinner, Joe. 462 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,470 Yes! Totally. If you can. 463 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,096 I... I'd love to. 464 00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:54,767 We'll see you then. 465 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,103 Okay, uh... 466 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,354 I can explain. 467 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:02,273 Um... 468 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,861 One day, when I was, um, 12, 469 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,114 I got home from school before my brother and sister. 470 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,240 My mom was at work. 471 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,162 So I go into the basement to play "Mario Brothers" 472 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:18,832 And I, uh... I find... 473 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,292 my father... 474 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:25,087 unconscious, with a needle in his arm. 475 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:30,051 I thought he was dead. 476 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,970 I'm so sorry 477 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,305 you had to go through that. 478 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,973 I mean, he survived it. 479 00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:40,311 And... which, of course, was this amazing thing. 480 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:43,315 So when he disappeared on us because he relapsed, 481 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,067 I just... 482 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,611 I couldn't believe it. 483 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:53,157 Right then and there, I decided he was dead. 484 00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,701 Which is why I told you he was, which is... 485 00:24:57,371 --> 00:25:00,582 Totally wrong, I mean, who does that? 486 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,961 The first deep, personal thing 487 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,753 I tell you is a total lie. 488 00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,214 Well, hang on. That's... 489 00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:10,384 No, I get it if you are horrified 490 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,009 and think I'm a total fraud and liar 491 00:25:12,009 --> 00:25:14,221 and want nothing to do with me. 492 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,973 After everything you've been through? 493 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,307 I get it. 494 00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:20,602 I'm sorry. 495 00:25:23,646 --> 00:25:25,816 You're sorry? 496 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,862 I am. 497 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,615 Anyway, I was... I was at Brown 498 00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:37,201 and he tracked me down to say he had gotten clean. 499 00:25:37,201 --> 00:25:39,413 And then he says he wants to help 500 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:42,915 with my school and some of my bills. 501 00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:47,378 Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment 502 00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,463 and start having lunches with him 503 00:25:49,463 --> 00:25:52,550 and doing stupid shit like this. 504 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,136 Playing the dutiful daughter. 505 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,973 Enduring this nauseatingly perfect new family of his. 506 00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:01,768 - I'm sure they're not perfect. - Believe me, 507 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,895 they are. Well, I guess 508 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,315 I'll find out tonight. No. 509 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,857 I'm not subjecting you to that. 510 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,693 I'll just... I'll tell them you had to go back. 511 00:26:10,693 --> 00:26:12,945 Book emergency. I'd be on board, 512 00:26:12,945 --> 00:26:15,406 but that would be so un-Victorian of me. 513 00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:17,951 The virtuous maiden is supposed to be rescued 514 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:21,246 by the dashing, sometimes broody 515 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,457 altogether charming hero. 516 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:26,835 And who is that? Is that... Is that meant to be you? 517 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,421 But that boat, she can take it. 518 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,422 You know. No, no, I know, 519 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,589 I know it well. 520 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:32,840 I don't know if Beck's told you, 521 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,842 but I captained the Nantucket Ferry 522 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,093 for 16 years. 523 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,177 I did not know... see, now, 524 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,554 I feel like I've been telling 525 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,096 Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat. 526 00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:40,140 Oh, please. 527 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,599 Do you sail, too? 528 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:43,184 Oh, God, no. Never had the patience for it. 529 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,479 Oh, Dad, you know your way around a sailboat. 530 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,105 Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs. 531 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,690 Yeah, I've been out a couple times. 532 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,233 You don't remember the renters next door? 533 00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:53,278 They had that Sunfish they let you take out. 534 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:56,990 The Murphys. Their cars were always blocking the driveway. 535 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,451 How's life in the big city, dear? 536 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,994 It's great. Thanks for asking. 537 00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:04,664 Oh, and we broke our centerboard that one time. 538 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,959 And... and the current took us, like, halfway to Long Island. 539 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,126 Eh... what'd I say? Not much of a sailor. 540 00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:11,462 But you do, you remember it, right? 541 00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:13,173 I mean, it was pouring. 542 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,968 I learned every swear word in the book that day. 543 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,221 I don't think he remembers, dear. 544 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:23,307 I think he can speak for himself, Nancy. 545 00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:26,019 God, you know, you don't... You don't have to protect him. 546 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,063 Okay, he's... he's not a child. 547 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,231 You're one to talk. 548 00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,317 - Excuse me? - You invest nothing 549 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,902 in this family. 550 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,569 Nothing. 551 00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:37,197 Not even a call to your father on his birthday. 552 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,656 You know what? Stop. 553 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,157 You have no idea what you're talking about. 554 00:27:40,157 --> 00:27:42,576 'Cause your father... He's just an ATM to you. 555 00:27:42,576 --> 00:27:44,829 Right, Beck? Uh, please, 556 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,414 let's not do this. Okay, I'm sorry. 557 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,000 And what is he to you? 558 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,126 A feature for your blog so you can brag 559 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,546 how you lifted him out of the pits of despair? 560 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,964 News flash! He was sober when you met him. 561 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:56,590 I was in the pits with him. 562 00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:59,344 And not because I wasn't Christian enough. 563 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,846 You didn't save him. 564 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,140 You think he'll fall over 565 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,724 if you pull your hand out of his ass? 566 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:07,728 Guinevere! Enough. 567 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,894 What the hell are you looking at? 568 00:28:08,894 --> 00:28:09,938 - Guinevere. - Do not talk 569 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,189 to my daughter that way. 570 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,482 Okay, whatever. I'm done. 571 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:15,192 Oh, and, um... 572 00:28:15,192 --> 00:28:17,403 congrats on the baby. 573 00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:19,196 How blessed you all are. 574 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,560 Do you want him dead? 575 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,566 What? 576 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:01,740 Kinda feels like you and he... 577 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,450 have some unresolved stuff. 578 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:07,162 Believe me, I'm king of unresolved family issues. 579 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,749 I know what people splitting feels like. 580 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,503 I just wonder if, uh... 581 00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,048 Look, he's here. He's alive. 582 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:21,843 Use that as an opportunity to talk to him. 583 00:29:24,011 --> 00:29:27,766 Or, uh, you're a writer. 584 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,183 Could be helpful to write about him. 585 00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:32,144 Cathartic, too. What are you doing? 586 00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:33,313 N-nothing... I don't... 587 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,689 Do you hear yourself right now? 588 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:35,941 I mean, who the hell are you 589 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,442 to tell me that I have daddy issues. 590 00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:39,819 You don't even know me. 591 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:40,820 Hey, Beck, hang... Hang... hang on... 592 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,780 Just go. 593 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,909 Leave me alone. I'm serious. 594 00:30:07,513 --> 00:30:10,558 Hey, hon. 595 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,602 We're gonna get going. 596 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:18,232 Cool, um... 597 00:30:18,232 --> 00:30:22,194 Thanks for dinner. 598 00:30:22,194 --> 00:30:24,239 This should cover the room. 599 00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:42,132 It's hard for me to see you with them. 600 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:45,384 I keep waiting for you to be you again. 601 00:30:45,384 --> 00:30:47,304 Well, this is me, Guinevere. 602 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,263 No, it's not. You were... 603 00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:50,515 Reckless. 604 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,849 And out of control. 605 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:54,519 And, honey, you were a kid, you... 606 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,104 You didn't see what was going on. 607 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,064 Yes... 608 00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,066 Yes, I did. 609 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:03,028 And you were more than just an addict. 610 00:31:04,528 --> 00:31:06,865 I miss you. 611 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:14,205 Whatever. 612 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,499 You know, I tell people that you're dead. 613 00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:22,380 Kinda feels like you did die that day in the basement. 614 00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:29,054 I'm sorry you feel that way. 615 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,391 You were a good sailor. 616 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:43,777 Well, maybe you can tell me about it sometime. 617 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,654 Maybe in Vermont. 618 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,865 Over Christmas. 619 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,078 Like I said, I'll have to let you know. 620 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,336 On the plywood over the bay window, 621 00:32:44,336 --> 00:32:47,214 we spray paint taunts at Hurricane Isabel. 622 00:32:47,214 --> 00:32:49,884 Cow her into a tropical storm. 623 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,637 Her moon tide, though, carries your beach chair away. 624 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,644 Sea glass and Springsteen. 625 00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:04,190 The beached whale, the silent walk home. 626 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,318 The grill that doesn't start on the Fourth of July. 627 00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:17,703 The woman at the drug store you hit on who isn't Mom. 628 00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:20,749 The renters blocking the drive. 629 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:24,294 The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on. 630 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,506 Morning sun over Wauwinet. 631 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,092 The red ladle over the pan. 632 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,761 Your wrist, the perfect cant. 633 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:41,269 You leave for the 8:20 to Hyannis with one commandment. 634 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,314 Get the batter off the ladle while it's wet. 635 00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,531 The ladle's left in the sink. 636 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,577 Mom lets it soak. 637 00:33:58,577 --> 00:34:00,704 Leave it, she says. 638 00:34:00,704 --> 00:34:04,041 You go away, and we come home. 639 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,877 And what's left of you. It loosens. 640 00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:09,213 And the water carries it away. 641 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:16,614 They say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed. 642 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,115 Mm. 643 00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:28,501 I like who I am with you, Joe. 644 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,184 Mm, mm... sorry I didn't call. 645 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,144 Is it okay if I come in? 646 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,490 Ah! 647 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,454 Ahh! 648 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,088 Ahh! 649 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:17,132 - Oh! - Ah! 650 00:36:17,132 --> 00:36:19,344 Too rough for you, Goldberg? 651 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,594 Not at all. 652 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,186 - Uh! - Yeah! 653 00:36:38,737 --> 00:36:41,824 I want you, Joe. 654 00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,570 Hey, stranger. 655 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:22,155 Ohh. 656 00:37:22,155 --> 00:37:23,824 You drool in your sleep. 657 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,077 So cute. 658 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,661 Were you watching me? 659 00:37:27,661 --> 00:37:30,289 Maybe. 660 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,916 Uh-oh. Stalker. 661 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:35,253 Learn from the best. 662 00:37:49,516 --> 00:37:52,561 How... how did you figure out where I live? 663 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:56,733 The bearded guy from the bookstore. 664 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,693 Oh. 665 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,949 Mm, you taste like maple syrup. 666 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,789 - Mm, wait. - What? 667 00:38:16,918 --> 00:38:21,132 I have to apologize about our talk. 668 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,467 I was a hostile goose. 669 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:24,885 A hostile goose? 670 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:27,137 Yeah, geese are total dicks. 671 00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,889 But, uh, no, seriously. 672 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:32,476 You called me on my shit, 673 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,355 and I took it really poorly. 674 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,981 Because, um... well, because 675 00:38:37,981 --> 00:38:39,650 you were totally right, and I didn't wanna hear it 676 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,152 and I'm sorry. 677 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,945 Like you said, we barely know each other. 678 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,572 And here I was, trying... You really don't think 679 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,324 we know each other? 680 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,951 I mean, I was just... I was angry when I said that and... 681 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,913 Look... 682 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:56,501 sometimes I could swear I've known you forever. 683 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,126 But in the grand scheme of things, 684 00:38:58,126 --> 00:38:59,961 Not long enough 685 00:38:59,961 --> 00:39:01,255 for me to be commenting 686 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,798 on your relationship with your father. 687 00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,257 Oh, you were just trying to help me see 688 00:39:04,257 --> 00:39:06,760 that I'm full of shit. 689 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,012 And you were sweet. 690 00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:12,891 Uh, it's funny. I feel like every guy I date is... 691 00:39:12,891 --> 00:39:15,186 They're either messes... Like my dad was... 692 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,853 Or they're like my dad is now, 693 00:39:16,853 --> 00:39:21,317 trying to be something that they think they should. 694 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,777 Or they're me. 695 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,695 Both a mess and a fraud. 696 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,197 You're not a fraud. 697 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,199 - So just a mess? - No, not more than anyone. 698 00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:32,411 But then there is you. 699 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,871 I mean, you're not trying to be anything than what you are. 700 00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:37,458 You're just you. There's not an ounce 701 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,001 of falseness in you. 702 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:42,547 I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo and you own starch. 703 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,132 And I like how you don't care about dumb shit 704 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:47,135 like posting your life online. 705 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,554 I mean, it's... It's a revelation. 706 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:55,476 Do you know how many selfies I've taken on the toilet? 707 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,643 A lot. 708 00:40:01,523 --> 00:40:04,027 Okay, instead of sitting here, 709 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,068 watching you judge me, 710 00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:06,653 I'm gonna go pee. No. 711 00:40:06,653 --> 00:40:07,989 I'm not... 712 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,782 And try not to take a selfie. 713 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,079 What are the chances 714 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,706 I'm getting a follow-up review? 715 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:33,181 Apparently I've redeemed myself. 716 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,599 Far be it for me to stop you 717 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,434 from shouting it from the rooftops. 718 00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:42,773 Plus, I guess it is nice to hear it from your friends. 719 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,692 Even if not all of them 720 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,568 can share in your happiness. 721 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,949 It's really too bad 722 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,451 the one whose approval you crave most 723 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,077 isn't my biggest fan. 724 00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:10,259 Fortunately, Paco's a remarkably quick reader. 725 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:12,302 I can return the book I, of course, 726 00:41:12,302 --> 00:41:15,264 never had any intention of keeping. 727 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,724 And if that's not enough, 728 00:41:17,724 --> 00:41:21,728 if Peach still has a problem... 729 00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:23,648 well, every relationship has 730 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,733 its obstacles to overcome, right? 731 00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:29,487 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 732 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,780 I won't. 50825

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