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[eerie music]
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(male narrator)
You are about to enter
Another dimension
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A dimension not only of sight
And sound, but of mind
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A journey into a wondrous
Land of imagination.
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Next stop,
The twilight zone.
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What you're looking at
Is a ghost
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Once alive, but now deceased.
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Once upon a time,
It was a baseball stadium
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That housed
A major league ball club
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Known as the Hoboken Zephyrs.
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Now it houses nothing
But memories
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And a wind that stirs
In the high grass
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Of what was
Once an outfield.
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A wind that sometimes bears
A faint ghostly resemblance
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To the roar of a crowd
That once sat here.
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We're back in time now
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When the Hoboken Zephyrs
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Were still a part
Of the national league
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And this
Mausoleum of memories
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Was an honest-to-pete stadium.
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But since this is strictly
A story of make-believe
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It has to start this way.
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Once upon a time
In Hoboken, New Jersey,
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It was tryout day.
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And though he's not yet
On the field
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You're about to meet
A most unusual fellow.
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A left-handed pitcher
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Named Casey.
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Grand-looking bunch
Of boys, huh?
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Were you expecting
The all-stars?
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You have tryouts
For a last-division club
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31 games out of first
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This is the material
You round up.
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This is the material
You usually round up.
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You're general manager.
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Why don't you get
Me ballplayers?
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You'd know
What to do
With them?
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20 games
Out of fourth place
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And the only big
Average we got
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Is a manager with the widest
Mouth in either league.
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Maybe you better
Get reminded
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When the Hoboken Zephyrs
Win one game
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We got to call it
A streak.
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Oh, buddy boy, when
Contract time comes around
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You don't have to.
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How's Fletcher doing?
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Are you kidding?
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He pitched
One inning
Last week
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And only allowed
Six runs.
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He's the most valuable
Player of the month.
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[phone ringing]
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Dugout.
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Yeah.
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Who?
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Want to look
At a pitcher?
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At this point,
I'll even look
At you.
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Send him over.
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He's a lefty.
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Lefty, schmefty.
What's the difference?
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If he's got more
Than one arm
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And less than four,
He's for us.
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Hey, Monk!
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Yeah?
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Fletcher can quit.
I got a new boy
Coming down.
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Catch him
For a while.
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Check.
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You got the lineup
For tonight?
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I'm working on it.
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Who's pitching?
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I just feel them
One-by-one.
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Whoever's warm
Goes to the mound.
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All right, Chavez.
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Stop already with
The calisthenics.
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That guy on the end's
Turning blue.
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(man)
Mr. Mcgarry?
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All right,
What's the gag?
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Did this muttonhead
Put you up to it?
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You're the
Pitcher, huh?
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Big joke.
Yuk-yuk-yuk!
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Big joke!
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Oh, no, I'm not
The pitcher.
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I'm Dr. Stillman.
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I have
Thrown baseballs
In my time.
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That was
Before the war.
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Yeah? Which war?
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[chuckling]
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(stillman)
Ah, here
Comes Casey now.
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He's the pitcher.
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Casey, this is Mr.
Mcgarry, the manag r
Of the Zephyrs.
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No, no, your right hand,
Casey, your right hand.
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[groaning]
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Ohh.
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Oh!
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[groaning]
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You can let go
Now, Casey.
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See that
Fellow out there
With the big mitt?
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He's what is known
As a catcher.
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His name is Monk.
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Go on out and
Throw him
A few.
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Thanks very much,
Mr. Mcgarry.
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Put your cap
On, Casey.
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Good lad.
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All right,
I see you,
I see you.
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You his father?
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His father? Casey's?
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Oh, no, no.
He has no father.
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I am what
You might
Call, his--
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Well, kind of,
Uh, creator.
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How old is he?
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That's a little
Difficult to say.
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Well, guess.
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What I mean is
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It's hard to
Be chronological
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When discussing
Casey's age
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Because he's only been
In existence three weeks.
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What I mean is that
He has the physique
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And the mind
Of a boy of 22.
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But in terms
Of how long
He's been here
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The answer to that
Would be, uh,
Three weeks.
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You want to
Go over that again?
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It's not too
Difficult, really.
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You see,
I made Casey.
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I built him.
He's a robot.
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These are
The blueprints
I worked from.
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Why do you have
To pick on me
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All the time, huh?
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[loud thud]
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[whoosh]
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That's his
Fast ball.
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[loopy]
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That's his curve.
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[long slow whistle]
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That's his
Slow ball.
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He's a bit late.
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[soft thud]
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Well, look, I'll, uh--
You, uh--uh--
[ciears throat]
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Why don't you wait
Right here, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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All right,
Let me see
That fastball.
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[whoosh]
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All right,
The slowball.
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[slow loop]
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Did you see
That kid?
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The best pitcher
I ever caught.
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Yeah, Monk,
I saw it.
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He... He...
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I saw it, I saw it!
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Take a shower.
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He's got
A fast ball...
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Go take a shower.
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Take a shower!
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He pitches
Like nothing human.
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Well, he's...
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He's rough, doc,
He's plenty rough
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But I think we can
Give him a try.
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He's a robot,
You know.
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Don't ever say that.
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That's one we'll just keep
In the family here.
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Don't ever say the
Word r-o-b-b-o-t-t.
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Uh, Casey.
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Baby...
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Want to come here?
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Well, it looks
Like you got
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A little potential
There, Casey.
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I was telling the doc
You're a little rough
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But we'll
Work that out.
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I think we'll
Give you a chance.
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I like to help
Young ball players.
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[hollow plunk]
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Why don't you
Go down now
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And change your
Clothes, huh?
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He does
Wear clothes,
Doesn't he?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Go down
And take
A shower
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And then
The three of us
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Will discuss
A contract, huh?
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Go with him and
Check his blueprints.
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I think that
Last slow ball
Shook him up.
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Very well.
Come on, Casey.
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General
Manager's off ice.
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Beasley? Draw
The contract.
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The only thing
Between us and
The pennant
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Is if this guy's
Battery goes dead
Or he rusts in the rain.
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Never mind what I mean.
You draw the contract.
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Then, uh,
Come on down here.
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I want you to shake
Hands with your new
Ace pitcher.
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[crowd cheering]
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You, uh, you got
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The signals down
All right, kid?
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Yes.
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Kid, don't
Be nervous.
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Nervous?
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Ill at ease,
Casey, as if
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Your electrodes
Were malfunctioning.
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You know, nervous.
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Like there's
Two out in
The ninth.
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You're one up,
And Joe Dimaggio
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Comes to the plate
Looking intent.
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Well, that wouldn't
Make me nervous.
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I don't know anyone
Named Joe Dimaggio.
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Oh, yeah.
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I forgot
About that.
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Well, you
Just get
In there.
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Go ahead.
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Mr. Mcgarry,
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What team is Casey
Pitching against?
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The New York Giants.
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Oh, I'd love
To beat those Giants.
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But for that matter,
I'd love to beat Cincinnati
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Or Philadelphia,
Or the Braves.
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Or even the
Hicksville Bullets.
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They beat us 11-0
In spring training.
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Oh, I think Casey
Will come through
For you, mr. Mcgarry.
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Yeah? What's in this
For you, doc?
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Oh, you mean
With Casey?
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Oh, just scientific,
That's all.
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Purely experimental.
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You know, I think Casey's
Some sort of a superman.
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I'd like to have
That proven.
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Once, I built
A home economist
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And marvelous cook.
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I gained 46 pounds
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Before I had
To dismantle her.
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Now with
Casey's skills
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I consider that
With his strength
And accuracy
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He'd be a
Baseball pitcher.
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Now in order
To have that proved
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I had to have him
Pitch in competition
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And as an acid test,
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To pitch
On absolutely
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The worst ball team
I could find.
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Thanks a lot, doc.
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You got a lot of class.
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Play ball!
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[whoosh]
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Stee-ri ke!
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[crack of bat]
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[hollow plunk]
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[crowd gasping]
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No fracture,
No concussion,
Reflexes seem normal.
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I think you're going
To be all right,
Mr. Casey.
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Oh, boy. I can
Breathe again.
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All I kept
Thinking about
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Was, "There
Goes Casey.
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"There goes
The pennant.
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There goes
The series."
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There goes
Your career.
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(doctor)
Yes, sir,
Mr. Casey.
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I think you're in
Good shape here.
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Although when
I heard
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How hard that
Ball hit you,
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I wondered to
Myself how a--
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How a--
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Cough, mr. Casey.
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[mechanical click]
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00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,160
What's wrong?
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00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,662
Well, there's
Nothing wrong.
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00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,247
Then what are
You prying for?
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00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,915
Well, there's not
A thing wrong.
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Everything is
Just fine.
261
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,334
It's just that--
262
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,419
Just that what?
263
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,087
Well, this, uh--
264
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,922
This man
Doesn't have
Any pulse.
265
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,507
No heartbeat.
266
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,509
This, uh...
267
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,095
This man
Isn't alive.
268
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,180
It will have to
Come out now.
269
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,099
What's this
All about, mouth?
270
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,560
What are
You trying
To pull off?
271
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,770
You're not gonna
Like this but--
272
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,440
Uh, doctor, I think
You should know this
273
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,358
Before you go
Any further.
274
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,694
This man hasn't a
Pulse or a heartbeat
275
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,404
Because he doesn't
Have a heart.
276
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,530
He's a robot.
277
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,075
(doctor)
A what?
278
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,201
(Stillman)
A robot.
279
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,536
You're sure?
280
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,539
By all means.
I built him.
281
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,960
And he's been pitching
For the Hoboken Zephyrs.
282
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,046
Under the circumstances,
As team physician
283
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,506
I'm afraid I must notify
The baseball commissioner.
284
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,677
Casey, move over.
285
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,603
Article six,
Section two,
The baseball code.
286
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,396
I quote--
287
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,774
"A team
Shall consist
Of nine men."
288
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,567
End of quote.
289
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,277
"Men," understand?
290
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,737
Not robots.
291
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,197
He's suspended.
292
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,865
That's my
Final decision.
293
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,743
Commissioner, to all
Intents and purposes
294
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,662
He is human!
295
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,622
Casey...
296
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,249
Talk to him.
297
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,627
Tell him
About yourself.
298
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,504
What should I say?
299
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,964
See? He talks
Better than me
300
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,590
And he's a
Lot smarter
301
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,841
Than most of
Those muttonheads.
302
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,176
He is not human!
303
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,970
How human do
You want him?
304
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,847
He's got arms and legs
And a face and he talks.
305
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,224
And no heart.
306
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,850
He doesn't even
Own a heart.
307
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,352
How could
He be human
Without a heart?
308
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,187
Beasley hasn't got
A heart either.
309
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,064
He owns 40%
Of the club.
310
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,399
That's it.
He doesn't
Have a heart
311
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,692
That means
He isn't human.
312
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,943
That's a
Clear violation
313
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,027
Of the
Baseball code.
314
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,195
He doesn't play.
315
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,155
Mr. Commissioner
316
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,199
Suppose we gave
Him a heart.
317
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,118
If that's what
Makes him different
318
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,745
I think I could
Operate and supply
Him with a heart.
319
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,206
You can do that?
320
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,958
No trouble at all.
321
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,711
Do you wanna play?
322
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,132
Of course he
Wants to play.
323
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,467
[iaughs]
324
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,429
You're sure?
325
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,847
I guarantee it.
326
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,059
If he were to
Be given a heart
327
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,562
Would you classify
Him as a...
328
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,856
Well, what I mean is,
Would you call him a...
329
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,317
He had me fooled
Even without one.
330
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,070
All right,
All right.
331
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,322
With a heart,
I'll give him
A temporary okay
332
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,283
Until the league
Meeting in October.
333
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,744
Then we'll have
To take it up.
334
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,203
The other clubs
335
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,539
Are gonna scream
Bloody murder.
336
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,666
I can just hear
Durocher now.
337
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,043
[chuckling]
338
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,502
Well, then it's
All settled.
339
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,004
Casey gets a heart
340
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,505
And accreditation
As being a human
341
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,924
And the
Hoboken Zephyrs...
342
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,343
Take it, mouthy.
343
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,763
The Hoboken Zephyrs
Win the pennant
344
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,849
For the first
Time in 23 years.
345
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,271
[jiggling]
(beasley)
Operator.
346
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:50,109
[jiggling]
Operator!
347
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:55,740
Operator, you sure
You're ringing the
Right number?
348
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,033
Yeah, that's it.
349
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,659
Thank you
Very much.
350
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,286
Any n ews?
351
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,038
The operator
Can't get an answer.
352
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,915
The doctor's still
Not at his house.
353
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,209
Maybe he's still
In the middle of
The operation.
354
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,463
Whatsamatter? He can't
Use one hand to pick
Up a phone?
355
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,923
I can't wait
Any longer.
356
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,549
I gotta give
Them the
Lineup.
357
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,301
Carter, you start.
358
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,472
Followed by
O'hara, Smith
And Jones.
359
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,724
Now listen,
You guys.
360
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,102
That's the
Enemy out there.
361
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,979
That's the New
York Giants.
362
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,731
While you're out there,
363
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,818
Remember there's
A big fellow
Named Casey
364
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,488
Lying on a table
Struggling for
His life.
365
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,490
And I know
That the last
Thing he said
366
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,826
Before that night
When he had
His chest,
367
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,285
[sniff]
368
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,287
He said, "Go out
There, Zephyrs,
369
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,249
And win this one
For the big guy."
370
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,502
Pull yourself
Together, Monk.
371
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:53,506
And I'll tell you
Something else,
You guys,
372
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:57,093
From now on, there's
Gonna be a ghost in
The dugout,
373
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,928
Number 7.
374
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,097
Old number 7.
375
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,890
So just before
You go to battle,
376
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,643
I want you to look over
To where he used to sit,
377
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,854
'cause he's
Gonna be there.
378
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,273
He's gonna be
There in spirit.
379
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,191
And he's gonna
Be yelling for us,
380
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,277
And rootin' for us!
And screamin'...
381
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,738
"Go, Zephyrs!
Go, go, go!"
382
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,198
Hi, Casey.
383
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,616
And I'll tell you
Something else
384
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,701
About the big guy.
385
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,120
He has got a heart.
386
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,332
Casey!
387
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,376
[all shouting]
388
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,086
How are you,
Old boy?
389
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,672
All right, all right,
Quiet down. Quiet down.
390
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,507
Well?
391
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,176
(stillman)
Tell him, Casey.
392
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,719
Listen, Mr. Mcgarry.
393
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,556
[ticking]
394
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,062
You got a heart.
395
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,981
Look at
His smile.
396
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,524
The one thing
I couldn't get
Him to do.
397
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,735
Yeah. It's wonderful.
398
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,361
Just wonderful.
399
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,197
I feel
Like togetherness.
400
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,910
All right!
Let's get
Out there!
401
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,077
[shouting]
402
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,877
Here you are, seven.
403
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,086
Go suit up.
404
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,843
Togetherness.
405
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,056
Play ball!
406
00:20:40,697 --> 00:21:17,858
[crowd cheering]
407
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,994
All right.
408
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,454
All right,
I'll listen.
409
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,165
I'm a reasonable man,
I'll listen to anything.
410
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,835
As you well know, doctor,
But maybe you can tell me
411
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,921
How one minute
He can look like
Three Bob Fellers
412
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,924
And the next like
A tanker with nothing.
413
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,427
Or maybe you can
Explain, Casey,
414
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,471
How you can pitch
Nine balls and allow
Four singles
415
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,182
Two doubles,
Two triples
And a home run.
416
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,475
Shall I tell
Him, Casey?
417
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,769
Well, somebody
Tell me.
418
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,604
Casey's got
A heart.
419
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,940
All right,
So Casey's
Got a heart.
420
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,942
The thing is,
Mr. Mcgarry,
421
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,112
I just couldn't
Strike those
Poor fellows out.
422
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,031
I didn't have
It in me to
Do that,
423
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,782
To hurt
Their feelings.
424
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,868
I felt compassion.
425
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,703
That's it. He's
Got compassion.
426
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,204
See how he smiles?
427
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,457
Give a man a heart,
Mr. Mcgarry,
428
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,208
Particularly someone
Like Casey
429
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,085
Who hasn't
Been around
Long enough
430
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,714
To understand
Co petitiveness or
Drive or ego.
431
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,966
That's what happens.
432
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,552
I'm sorry,
Mr. Mcgarry.
433
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,055
I just can't hurt
Fellows' careers.
434
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,431
Dr. Stillman thinks
435
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,891
I should go
Into social work.
436
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,142
That's right.
437
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,769
I want to
Help people.
438
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,108
Bye.
439
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:49,658
Well, I know somebody
He can help for a start.
440
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,452
Me.
441
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:56,374
Perhaps you'd
Like to keep
Casey's blueprints.
442
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,918
A little memento
Might cheer you up.
443
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,836
Goodbye.
444
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,770
Wait, wait.
445
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,438
Hey, doc,
Wait a minute!
446
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,232
Doc!
447
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,359
Hey, doc!
Wait a minute!
448
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,780
Doc!
449
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:28,864
Hey, doc!
450
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,325
Wait a minute!
451
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,370
(male narrator)
Once upon a time there was
A major league baseball team
452
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,205
Called the Hoboken Zephyrs
453
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,915
Who during the last year
Of their existence
454
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,792
Wound up in last place
455
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,669
And shortly thereafter
Wound up in oblivion.
456
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,796
There's a rumor,
Unsubstantiated, of course,
457
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,549
That a manager named Mcgarry
Took them to the west coast
458
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,551
And wound up
With several pennants
459
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,886
And a couple
Of world's championships.
460
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,472
This team had a pitching
Staff that made history.
461
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,891
Of course, none of
Them smiled very much
462
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,601
But it happens to be a fact
463
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,311
They pitched
Like nothing human
464
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,021
And if you're interested
465
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,815
As to where these
Gentlemen came from
466
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,483
You might check under "B"
For "Baseball"
467
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,193
In the twilight zone.
468
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,120
(male announcer)
Rod Serling, the
Creator of twilight zone,
469
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,080
Will tell you about
Next week's story
470
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,374
After this word from
Our alternate sponsor.
471
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,461
And now,
Mr. Serling.
472
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,088
Next week,
We take you back
473
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:30,092
Into the dark and hidden,
Unexplored recesses of
A writer's mind,
474
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,929
And do some probing
As to just how this
Type of bird operates.
475
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,390
It's a fascinating
Excursion into
The oddball.
476
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,477
On the twilight zone next
Week, Keenan Wynn and
Phyllis Kirk
477
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,854
Star in Richard Matheson's
"A World of His Wwn,"
478
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:45,107
And in this particular one,
Even this kooky writer gets
Into the act.
479
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,192
Good night.
480
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,113
[eerie music]
481
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,695
(male announcer)
Kimberley Clark
Invites you
482
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,155
To watch Steve McQueen
483
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,574
In "Wanted Dead or Alive."
484
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,702
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