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[eerie music]
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(male narrator)
You are about to enter
Another dimension
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A dimension not only of sight
And sound, but of mind
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A journey into a wondrous
Land of imagination.
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Next stop, the twilight zone.
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[organ grinder plays
East side, west side]
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[humming]
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(male narrator)
In the parlance
Of the 20th century,
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This is an oddball.
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His name is James b.W. Bevis
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And his tastes lean toward
Stuffed animals, zither music
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Professional football,
Charles Dickens, moose heads,
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Carnivals, dogs, children
And young ladies.
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Mr. Bevis is accident-prone,
A little vague,
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A little discombooberated,
With a life that possesses
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All the security
Of a floating crap game.
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But this can be said
Of our Mr. Bevis:
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Without him, without his
Warmth, without his kindness,
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The world would be
A considerably poorer place,
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Albeit perhaps
A little saner.
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[whistling]
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Hey.
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[ciicking teeth]
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[whistling]
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Hi, Michelle.
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Good morning,
Mr. Bevis.
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Why not, Mr. Bevis?
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Why not?
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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[laughing]
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Hey, Tony.
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Lovely morning,
Ain't it?
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Thanks, Tony.
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(male narrator)
Should it not
Be obvious by now,
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James B.W. Bevis
Is a fixture
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In his own private,
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Optimistic, hopeful
Little world.
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A world which
Has long ceased
Being surprised by him.
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[whistles]
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Hey, come on!
Come on!
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[engine starting]
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[backfiring]
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James B.W. Bevis--
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On whom dame fortune
Will shortly turn
Her back
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But not before
She gives him a
Paste in the mouth.
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Mr. James B.W. Bevis,
Just one block away
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From the twilight zone.
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Will you please
Tell the gentleman
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Who occupies this--
This museum and
Livestock exhibit
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I should like
To see him
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When he finally deigns
To report for work.
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[ticking]
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[tsk, sighs]
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Hi, Earl. Hi, Dwayne.
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Hi, Maude.
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Morning.
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Hi, Margaret.
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Uh, Mr. Bevis
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Mr. Peckinpaugh
Wants to see you.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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(Peckinpaugh)
I'll be
Brief, Bevis.
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You keep a ledger
Like an ape.
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Your desk is an affront
To any orderly symmetry.
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Your eccentricities are
Beyond any understanding.
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Your bringing zither music
To play during the afternoon.
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Your hiring
Christmas carolers
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To serenade the office
During our busiest hour--
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Thanks.
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The sack, Mr. Bevis?
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The sack.
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This is the sixth
Job I've lost this
Year, Margaret.
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Well, the best-laid
Plans of mice and
Men... And Bevis.
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I'll help
You pack,
Mr. Bevis.
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I was building this
For one of the kids.
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It's old ironsides--
The constitution.
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Well, she won't
Get launched today.
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Old ironsides
Will get launched.
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You'll get another job.
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You always have.
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The only job I've held
For more than six months
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Was during the second
World war when I was
In the navy.
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Here. This is me
Next to the Fantail.
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Oh, he's fat,
Isn't he?
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That's the
Bos'n's mate.
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This is the Fantail.
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[loud crashing]
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[tires screeching]
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Yours?
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Does it do
This often?
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Well, it never
Has before.
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It's always
Been kind of like
An old friend to me.
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Well, I'll phone
For the tow truck.
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Do that.
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Officer, you wouldn't
Be interested
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In purchasing
A Rickenbacker,
Would you?
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It's a late '24.
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No, thanks.
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I kinda got
My eye on a
'27 Maxwell.
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But I'm gonna
Wait until the new
Models come out
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Because that way
I can get a
Better deal.
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Officer, did you ever
Have one of those days?
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Not like this.
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(Bevis)
Hi, bud.
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Oh. Hello,
Mrs. Chetfield.
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That's right, Bevis.
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You're being evicted.
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Six weeks in arrears
On your rent
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And that's it, as far
As I'm concerned.
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(bartender)
You said you
Wanted something
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To fortify a man in the
Darkest hour of his life.
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Are them it?
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[slurring]
"Those" are it.
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You can't use "Them"
In the nominative case.
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Live and learn, huh?
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Yep, live and learn.
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Bartender!
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You all
Right, bud?
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Would you
Kindly tell me
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What are
The ingredients
Of this drink?
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You said you wanted
To get fortified, pal.
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I put
Everything in there
But atomic energy.
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Does that explain why
I can see him in
The mirror
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But I can't see him
In the booth?
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See who?
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"Whom." objective case.
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(man)
Quite right,
Mr. Bevis--
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Whom. Objective case.
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Well, Mr. Bevis,
We meet at last, eh?
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That's very nice.
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And who might you be?
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Whom. Objective case.
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The name,
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For purposes
Of identification,
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Is J. Hardy Hempstead.
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I'm your
Guardian angel.
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This is my friend,
Mr. J. Hardy Hempstead.
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See what he's having.
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Him?
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And a happy
Thanksgiving to you.
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Well, cheers,
Mr. Hempstead
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And to
Better days.
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Oh, aren't
You drinking?
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Now then, you were
Saying you were my--
What was it?
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Your guardian angel.
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Mr. Bevis,
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Here's the way
The cookie crumbles.
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Several hundred years ago
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One of your ancestors
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Performed an act
Of great courage.
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Part of his reward
Was to have a guardian angel
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Assigned to one
Of his descendants
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In each generation.
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Current subject:
James B.W. Bevis--
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That's you.
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Mr. Bevis,
In the past
Few generations
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I've handled
Some extremely
Solid citizens
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Among your progenitors.
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For instance,
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Magellan Bevis--
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An intrepid explorer
Of the 16th century.
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Parnell Bevis--
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A member of the
British parliament
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Who fought for home rule
Against insurmountable odds.
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And more recently,
Gunner Lou Bevis
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The first marine
To hit the beach
At Nicaragua.
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That's Uncle Louie!
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I tell you what,
Look, look
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Look, I'll close my
Eyes real tight and
You disappear
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And then go away and
Haunt somebody else.
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I am not a figment
Of your imagination.
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As of now, you are
Being watched over
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By the
Same guardian angel,
J. Hardy Hempstead,
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Your obedient servant.
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Watched over?
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Watched over--
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Assisted by
Minor miracles
From time to time
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Given small
Heavenly aids
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When the
Situation calls
For them.
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Getting it, Mr. Bevis?
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Watched over.
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Now today you had
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A very
Uncomfortable time.
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You were fired
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From what was
Your 11th job
In 18 months.
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Mr. Peckinpaugh didn't
Like zither music.
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I can't say
I blame him for that
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But that's
Neither here
Nor there.
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I can reconstitute
The whole day, Mr. Bevis,
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So that its final upshot
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Will be exactly opposite
To what it was.
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So let's go back
To this morning
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And start all
Over again, hm?
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You mean, I
Can have the day
To live over again
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And it won't be
The way it was?
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Definitely not.
We'd change some aspects.
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Inevitably, we'd
Have to change
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Certain characteristics
Of your own.
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Your clothes,
For instance,
Mr. Bevis.
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Are you serious?
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I look like
An undertaker!
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That may well be.
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But if you
Want the day
To end differently
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You're going
To have to be
Different yourself.
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Let's go.
There isn't
Much time.
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I want to thank you
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For taking this
Trouble with me
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Mr. Hempstead,
Whoever you are.
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[organ grinder plays
East side, west side]
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Hey!
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[dog barks
And growis]
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Hi, Michelle.
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Good morning.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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That nonsense is
For the old Bevis.
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You are the
New Bevis.
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[sighs]
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Coming, Mr. Hempstead?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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I'm coming, Mr. Bevis.
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Mrs. Chetfield--
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Good morning there,
Mr. Bevis.
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Look, about the rent--
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I found it
In the box.
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Three weeks
In advance.
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You're a wonderful,
Wonderful roomer,
Mr. Bevis.
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Okay there, boys!
Let's go!
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I'm ready, pass
It right over here.
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Yes, right there,
Right in there.
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Right there...
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Hey, Tony!
[laughs]
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How are you, Tony?
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Well, where's my apple?
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For free,
I give-a
Nobody nothing.
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Bananas!
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Bananas!
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What are you
Looking for?
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My car,
My Rickenbacker.
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Correction. You
Don't drive
A Rickenbacker.
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That's your car.
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That little thing?
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Well, gee, do
You think it fits?
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Mr. Bevis,
Live it up,
Will you?
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But have
You ever driven
A 1924 Rickenbacker?
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My dear Bevis,
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I've driven
A chariot
With 11 horses.
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I'm the guy responsible
For Ben Hur winning.
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And the old Rickenbacker
Went out with the
Old Bevis.
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You're a different
Person now!
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No more bowties.
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No more
Zither music.
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No more Christmas
Carolers in the office.
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Though the
Latter idiosyncrasy
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Met with some approval
From the organization.
257
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,075
Shall we, Mr. Bevis?
258
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,382
[tires screech]
259
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,550
Sorry, pal.
260
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,301
You'll get on to it.
261
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,905
Look, somebody
Cleared off
My desk.
262
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,323
Nothing of the kind.
263
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,575
You'll see.
264
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,203
'morning. 'morning.
265
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,580
Maude.
266
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,165
'morning. 'morning.
267
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,416
Margaret?
268
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,293
Good morning,
Mr. Bevis.
269
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,755
What happened
To the clock I
Won at the carnival?
270
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,090
Where's the ship
I was building?
271
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,759
What ship?
272
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:33,885
I don't know
What you're
Talking about.
273
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,763
Ah!
274
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,599
Good morning, Bevis.
275
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,851
Associates--
Associates, one moment.
276
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,520
I want you all to share
This bit of good news.
277
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,774
As of this moment,
Mr. James B.W. Bevis
278
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,026
Has been given
A raise in salary.
279
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,029
$10 a week, starting
From this very moment.
280
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,948
And I might add,
Your work has
Been admirable.
281
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,867
Since you've
Been here
For 11 months
282
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,786
I think it's time
You got a raise.
283
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,704
A raise,
Mr. Peckinpaugh?
284
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,998
Quite right, Bevis.
Quite right.
285
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,376
Well, Mr. Peckinpaugh--
286
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,170
Yes, Bevis?
287
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,548
But Mr. Peckinpaugh, what
About the zither music?
288
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,383
What about
The Christmas carols?
289
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,719
I don't know
What you're
Talking about.
290
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,472
Mr. Bevis,
You no longer
Have an interest
291
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,557
In zither music
Or Christmas carolers
292
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,226
Or any of
That nonsense.
293
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,310
Oh.
294
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,312
"Oh," what, Bevis?
295
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,147
Nothing, nothing,
Mr. Peckinpaugh.
296
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,607
Ah.
297
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,820
It--it looks... Nude!
298
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,405
It doesn't look decent.
299
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,449
I'm going to go
Get a little air.
300
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,918
I got a raise.
301
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,504
Things are
Really looking up
For you, aren't they?
302
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:54,507
Yeah, I guess
They are.
303
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,342
Where are
You going?
304
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,928
Oh, I'm going to go out
And get a little air.
305
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,680
Or I may go
Over to my place
306
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,432
And play football
With the kids in
The street.
307
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,517
Mr. Bevis.
308
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,852
Yeah?
309
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,520
They won't
Play with you.
310
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,647
Uh, not anymore.
311
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:15,027
You're not
The same Bevis.
312
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,988
I see.
313
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,537
Bevis!
314
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,664
What do you say
We level, hmm?
315
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,209
Now, what is it
That you really want?
316
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,128
You know,
For a fellow
Like you
317
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,631
A $10 raise is the most
That even I can
Get for you.
318
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,550
To use the
Vernacular, Bevis
319
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,303
Frankly, I
Don't dig you.
320
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,513
I'm used to Bevises
With big dreams
321
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,224
Gigantic hopes,
Fantastic aspirations--
322
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,477
Magellan Bevis,
Sailing around the horn;
323
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,063
Parnell Bevis, standing
Alone in parliament
324
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,024
Thundering out
His convictions ;
325
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,152
Gunner Lou Bevis,
Semper fidelis.
326
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,695
"Over the top, boys.
327
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,322
"Nobody lives forever.
328
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,865
Let's go!"
329
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,034
Look, Mr. Hempstead,
330
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,869
I don't like
To appear ungracious
331
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,205
But, well,
The things
I like
332
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,541
The things I believe in,
I know they're odd
333
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,752
But they are worth
Considerably more
334
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,505
Than $10 a week.
335
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,593
So I'm to take it
That you prefer
The bowtie
336
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,095
And old ironsides, hmm?
337
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,389
I'm afraid that seems
To be the case.
338
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,850
You realize it's going
To be the way it was--
339
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,937
No job, no car,
No place to live?
340
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,688
Well, it's been
That way before.
341
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,024
[deep sigh]
342
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,276
It's complicated,
Is it?
343
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,279
Hardly.
344
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,789
Take a good look.
345
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,123
Won't be around
Very long.
346
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,042
The cars will
Hook bumpers
347
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,045
Just as it
Was ordained
They should.
348
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,143
Better get it
Over with.
349
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,853
Here comes Peckinpaugh.
350
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,897
This time he won't be
Talking about a raise.
351
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,774
It doesn't make a bit
Of difference.
352
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,901
Not a bit of difference.
353
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,237
(Peckinpaugh)
Would you kindly
Tell the gentleman
354
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,739
Who occupies this museum
And livestock exhibit
355
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,700
That I should like
To see him
356
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,576
When he finally
Deigns to report
To work.
357
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,794
Hi, Harry. Hi, Gwen.
358
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,005
Hi, Maude. Harriet.
359
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,799
Hi, Margaret.
360
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:46,095
Mr. Bevis,
Mr. Peckinpaugh
Wants to see you.
361
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,014
Oh.
Thanks.
362
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,355
You feel fortified
Now, pal?
363
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,857
I certainly do.
364
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,192
You know, I lost
My job today.
365
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,527
And my car,
366
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,696
And I was evicted.
367
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,364
But you know what?
368
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:09,201
I love zither music
And model shipbuilding
369
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,995
And if you can't bring kids
370
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,788
Into an office at Christmastime
371
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,332
To sing carols
372
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,042
Then what's the point
Of being alive?
373
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,044
Beats me.
374
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,670
Well, there is
No point.
375
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,672
[shouts]
No point at all!
376
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,299
Now, I'm gonna go out
377
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,968
And try to find myself
Another job,
378
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,054
And I'm gonna find myself
An apartment,
379
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,556
And then I'm gonna start
Finishing old ironsides
380
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,142
For a little kid,
Eight years old,
With a dirty face
381
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,227
Who happens to love
Model shipbuilding
382
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,479
Just the same as I do.
383
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,773
$5.00, pal.
384
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:57,416
Still with me, huh,
Mr. Hempstead?
385
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,007
Officer, officer,um...
386
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,592
Your car, mister?
387
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,386
Well, I-I-I...
388
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,679
We take a dim view
Of parking
389
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,014
In front
Of a hydrant.
390
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,324
Still with me, huh,
Mr. Hempstead?
391
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,535
(hempstead)
Still with you,
Mr. Bevis.
392
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,786
Still with you.
393
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,124
[backfires]
394
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,260
(male narrator)
Mr. James B.W. Bevis,
395
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,096
Who believes in a magic
All his own
396
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,057
The magic of a child's smile.
397
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,893
The magic of liking
And being liked.
398
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,062
The strange
And wondrous mysticism
399
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,064
That is a simple act
Of living.
400
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:06,652
Mr. James B.W. Bevis,
Specie of 20th century male,
401
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:10,865
Who has his own private
And special twilight zone.
402
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:18,456
(male presenter)
Rod Serling, the
Creator of twilight zone,
403
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,416
Will tell you about
Next week's story
404
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,751
After this word from
Our alternate sponsor.
405
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,005
And now,
Mr. Serling.
406
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:28,007
Next week,
You'll see our
Friends here,
407
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,301
Along with Anne Francis
And Elizabeth Allen
408
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,011
In one of the
Strangest stories
409
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,138
We've yet presented
On the twilight zone.
410
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,764
It's called
"The After Hours"
411
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,391
And concerns
The shadowy time
412
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,477
When normal people
Go back to their homes
413
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,437
And concurrently,
What happens to those
414
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,105
Who are perhaps
Not quite so normal
415
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,690
Or perhaps
Not quite so human.
416
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:46,942
Intriguing? I think
You'll find it so,
417
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,153
Next week,
On the twilight zone.
418
00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:53,199
[eerie music]
419
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:34,073
(male presenter, off)
Kimberly Clark invites you
420
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,699
To watch
Steve McQueen
421
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,910
In "Wanted Dead or Alive."
422
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:41,121
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