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[eerie music]
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(male presenter, off)
There is a fifth dimension
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Beyond that
Which is known to man.
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It is a dimension
As vast as space
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And as timeless as infinity.
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It is the middle ground
Between light and shadow,
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Between science
And superstition,
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And it lies between
The pit of man's fears
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And the summit
Of his knowledge.
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This is the dimension
Of imagination.
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It is an area which we call
The twilight zone.
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You're about to meet
A hypochondriac.
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Witness Mr. Walter Bedeker,
Age 44,
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Afraid of the following,
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Death, disease, other people,
Germs, draft
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And everything else.
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He has one interest in life,
And that's Walter Bedeker.
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One preoccupation,
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The life and wellbeing
Of Walter Bedeker.
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One abiding concern
About society,
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That if Walter Bedeker
Should die,
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How will it survive
Without him?
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Well?
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Doctor, I asked
You a question.
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How bad is it?
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Oh, it isn't
Bad at all.
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It's quite good.
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You have
No temperature.
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Pressure normal,
Respiration normal,
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Heart action normal,
No infection,
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Throat clear,
Nasal passages
Clear, ears clear.
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What about the pains
In my back and side?
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What about four
Sleepless nights in a row?
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What about that?
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That, Mr. Bedeker,
Is psychosomatic.
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Psycho-- you mean that
I'm sick only in my mind?
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That is my
Considered opinion.
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Mr. Bedeker, there's
Nothing wrong with you
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Except these ailments
You manufacture for yourself.
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Your pains are imaginary.
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Your inability to sleep
Is a case of nerves.
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Nothing more.
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In short, Mr. Bedeker,
You're a very healthy man.
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You see,
That's a doctor.
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Four years premed,
Four years medical school,
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Two years internship,
Two years residency,
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And what is he?
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I ask you, what is he?
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A quack!
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[door opens]
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Doctor, how is he?
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Oh, don't ask him.
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The man's an idiot.
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Walter, don't excite
Yourself, please.
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Then stop whispering.
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There's half my trouble.
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This woman goes
Around whispering,
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Making me
Think I'm sick,
Even when I'm not.
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And I am!
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I'm on
The threshold
Of death,
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And who is
Ushering me out?
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A quack
And a whispering woman
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I'll call tomorrow.
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Don't bother.
Just come over with
The death certificate.
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You can sign it here.
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Oh, Walter.
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Oh, stop those
Crocodile tears.
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She'd love
To see me gone,
I can't tell you.
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Well, goodbye,
Mr. Bedeker.
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Take good care
Of yourself.
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Oh--
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Thank you.
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Doctor.
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Doctor, how
Is he, really?
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Mrs. Bedeker,
Your husband is one
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Of the healthiest
Patients I have.
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(Ethel)
But he's sick
Most of the time.
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Well, I'll call again,
Mrs. Bedeker.
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It wouldn't
Be a bad idea
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If you took a few
Vitamins yourself.
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You look
A little
Run down and pale.
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(Walter)
Ethel, there's a draft
In here and I feel
A cold coming on!
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Yes, dear,
I'll, I'll be
Right there.
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All right, take
A few of those.
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I'm sure you'll
Feel much better.
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Thank you.
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Don't worry.
See you.
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Goodbye, doctor.
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[sighs]
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(Walter)
Freezing air blasting
Into the room.
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You know how many
Germs there are
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In a cubic foot
Of air, Ethel?
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(both)
8,900,000.
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I know you
Want me to die.
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That's why you
Leave windows open.
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But, as a point
Of decency,
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Couldn't you do
It more subtly?
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The doctor said
It was stuffy.
You need fresh air.
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What have
You got there?
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I'm well,
But he gives you
Prescriptions for me.
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He says I'm not sick
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But, while I lie
Here helpless,
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He tells you I've got
A life expectancy
Of 20 m inutes.
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Don't deny it, Ethel.
I could smell the collusion.
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It was for vitamins,
Walter, for me.
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Vitamins for you?
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Here I lie,
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With my life
Ebbing away,
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And that quack
Prescribes vitamins
For you.
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See? I'm dying,
But she gets vitamins.
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Stop, Ethel.
Get out of here.
Let me die in peace.
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All right, Walter.
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What?
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I simply meant
That I'd let you alone
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So you can take a little nap.
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I can't nap.
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Why does a man have to die?
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I asked you
A question.
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Why does a man have to die?
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The world goes on
For millions of years,
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And how long
Is a man's life?
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This much. A drop.
A microscopic fragment.
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Why can't a man
Live 500 years,
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Or a thousand?
Why does he
Have to die
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Almost the moment
He's born?
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I don't know, dear.
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Of course
You wouldn't.
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Go on. Get out
Of here, Ethel.
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Mm.
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[grumbling]
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Oh, it's a crime for a man
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To live such
A short span
Of years.
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Why can't a man live
A decent number of years?
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200? 300?
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(male)
Why not 500? 600?
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Yes. Or a thousand?
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What a miserable
Thing to contemplate.
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[eerie music]
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A handful of years,
Then an eternity
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Under the ground
In a casket
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In the cold,
Cold ground.
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With worms, yet.
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Yes, of course
With worms.
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I subscribe
To your views
Wholly, Mr. Bedeker.
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I mean wholly.
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That's mighty decent of you.
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Who are you?
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Cadwallader's my name.
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At least it's the name
I'm using this month.
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It has a nice feeling
On the tongue.
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"Cadwallader."
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How'd you
Get in here?
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I've never been gone.
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I've been here
For some time.
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I'll make it brief,
Mr. Bedeker.
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You look like a man
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With a nose
For a bargain,
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So I'd like to make
You a proposition.
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We each have something
The other wants.
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That seems
A relatively solid
Basis for a bargain.
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Does it?
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And what do you have
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That could possibly
Interest me?
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A great many things.
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Oh, you'd
Be surprised,
Mr. Bedeker.
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Many things,
Varied and delightful.
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And what do I have
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That could remotely
Interest you?
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Actually, a minor item.
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In fact,
Something less than minor,
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Insignificant,
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Infinitesimal, microscopic,
Teensy-weensy.
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What did you say
Your name was?
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What's in a name,
Mr. Bedeker, really?
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It's a mere question
Of semantics.
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Just language.
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A mere stretch of words.
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For example,
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What is it you want?
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You want an extended
Life-span.
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A few hundred years
To play around with.
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Some people would call
That immortality.
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But why make it
Sound so imposing?
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Let's call it--
Just the two of us--
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Let's call it
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"Some additional
Free time."
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After all, what are
A few hundred years
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Or a few thousand?
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A few thousand?
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5,000, 10,000?
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What is it in
The scheme of things?
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The world will go on
Ad infinitum.
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So what are a few
Thousand years
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More or less,
Give or take,
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Add or subtract?
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And this little item
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That you want
In return
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What do we
Call that?
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Well, what could
We call that?
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We could call it
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Uh,
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A little piece
Of your makeup,
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A crumb off the crust
Of your structure
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A fragment of an atom
Of your being, or,
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Or what?
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A soul?
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You're the devil.
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At your service.
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[mischievous music]
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How about it, Mr. Bedeker?
Why not? A partnership
Of a sort.
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You deed to me
Your so-called soul
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And, in exchange,
I give you immortality.
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And then
Indestructibility
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Complete
Indestructibility.
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Nothing can hurt you.
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Nothing can hurt me?
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And I live forever?
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Certainly. Why
Not forever?
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Governments and institutions
May disintegrate,
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People die,
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But Walter Bedeker
Goes on and on.
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[ciaps]
"Walter Bedeker
Goes on and on."
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Mr. Cadwallader,
About my soul,
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You say I won't miss it?
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You'll never know it's gone.
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No tricks?
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No hidden clauses?
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I'll just live
As long as I want
To live. Is that it?
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That is it.
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That is precisely it.
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What about my appearance?
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I'm afraid I can't
Do much about that.
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What I mean is, you should
Look practically the same.
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Well, after 500 years
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I don't want to look
Like a dried-up old prune.
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Oh, Mr. Bedeker,
You drive a mean bargain.
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A most
Difficult bargain.
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But I'll show you
I'm a cooperative chap.
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I'll throw this
Into the deal.
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Whatever aging
Takes place
On your features
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Will be more
Or less imperceptible.
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Well, Mr. Cadwallader,
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I think
We're close
To making a deal.
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You'll never
Regret this, not
To your dying day.
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Which, by rights,
Should not be for
Several thousand years yet.
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However, there
Is one thing.
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[chuckiing]
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Now it comes out.
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Good day,
Mr. Cadwallader.
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Oh, it's for
Your benefit,
I assure you.
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Ah.
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Article 93. Yes.
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Here it is.
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Well, it's
In the nature
Of an escape clause.
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Your escape clause.
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"Whereas the party
Of the first part,
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"Upon due notification
Of the party--"
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Well, I'll
Just give it
To you thumbnail.
259
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,292
It's simply that,
If you ever get tired
260
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,835
Of living, Mr. Bedeker,
261
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,296
You exercise
This escape clause
262
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:18,093
By calling upon me
To furnish your--
263
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,595
Well, there go
Those terms again.
264
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,933
To furnish
Your, "Demise,"
265
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,810
At which point
I shall see to it
266
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:31,064
That you are
Given a rapid
And uncomplicated, uh,
267
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,608
Departure.
268
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,110
And let me
Assure you,
269
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,861
That I'm not
The sort of fellow
270
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,531
To kill
The goose that
Lays the golden egg.
271
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,950
When you talk
Of immortality
To me, brother,
272
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,035
I mean immorrality.
273
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:49,124
[chuckies]
You're going
To have a long,
Long, long wait.
274
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,960
Mr. Bedeker,
Nothing could
Please me more.
275
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:56,506
Then, Mr. Cadwallader,
Your pen, please.
276
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,717
[magic music]
277
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:03,179
Whew! You
Sure keep it
Hot in here.
278
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:09,811
[magic and
Mischievous music]
279
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:17,026
[maievoient iaughter]
280
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,373
There, everything seems
To be in order.
281
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,228
[sizzling]
282
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,443
[chuckies]
283
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,074
Ah!
284
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,373
Walter!
285
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,375
Ethel!
286
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,253
Behold the new
Walter Bedeker!
287
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:32,811
[mischievous music]
288
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,619
[oniookers screaming]
289
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,300
[onlookers murmuring]
290
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,303
(female)
He's alive. Somebody
Should get an ambulance.
291
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,930
(male)
Is he all right?
292
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,723
(another male)
It's a miracle.
293
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,478
You all right?
294
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,314
How-how--
How come you--?
295
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,941
Take your hands
Off me,
296
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,693
And go get your
Claims adjuster.
297
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,570
(maie)
He should
Be pulverized.
298
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,446
$1,000?
299
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,198
Considering the fact
300
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,576
That you're
Not even scratched,
Mr. Bedeker,
301
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,619
I think
The company's
Being very fair.
302
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,246
Shut up and
I'll sign it.
303
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,373
I'll get
My check
Tomorrow, I suppose.
304
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,916
First thing
In the morning,
305
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,044
Just sign
Right here.
306
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,631
Thank you.
307
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,049
Bye, ma'am.
308
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,304
Hi, steve.
309
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,307
Oh, hello, jack.
You, too, huh?
310
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,808
Yeah. Subway accident.
311
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,310
Bus here.
312
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,895
You, out.
313
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,231
You, in.
314
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,359
You've got
My check,
I suppose.
315
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,944
$1,500, Mr. Bedeker
316
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,864
If you'll
Just, uh,
Sign right here.
317
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,748
Now, do me
The goodness
To make a fast exit.
318
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,626
I'll take
Your money,
But you bore me.
319
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,258
[door shuts]
320
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,060
14 accidents. 14.
321
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,937
Wouldn't you think
322
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,689
There'd be
An element of thrill
In 14 accidents?
323
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,107
I guess so, Walter.
324
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,068
Well, there isn't.
It's dull.
325
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,363
There isn't
The remotest element
Of excitement in it.
326
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,073
In short,
I'm bored with it.
327
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,867
Walter, you should
Count your blessings.
328
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,494
Oh, Ethel.
329
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,041
I swear he's cheated me.
330
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,543
Immortality. What's
The good of it?
331
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,672
There isn't any kicks,
Any excitement.
332
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,966
Walter, do you
Feel all right?
333
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,635
At least,
When I was concerned
About my health,
334
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,929
There was some area
Of risk about it.
335
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,889
I mean, there--
336
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,775
Aspirins.
337
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,152
Rubbing alcohol. Ethel!
338
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,321
(Walter)
Have we got
Any ammonia?
339
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,827
Ammonia?
340
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,912
That's what
I said, ammonia.
341
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,765
Walter!
342
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,601
[gasps ioudiy]
343
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,106
Nothing!
344
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:09,193
I've just
Drunk enough
To kill 12 men
345
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,320
And it tastes
Like lemonade to me.
346
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,614
Weak lemonade.
347
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,824
Walter.
348
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,701
What?
349
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,995
What is this
All about?
350
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,705
Would youreally
Like to know?
351
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,123
Yes!
352
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,541
I am immortal.
353
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,710
I'm indestructible.
354
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,588
I have made
A pact with a man
Named Cadwallader.
355
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,466
He has given
Me immortality
In exchange for my soul.
356
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,551
More simple
Than that I
Couldn't put it.
357
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,719
I'll call a doctor.
358
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,220
You will not.
359
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,389
If you had any
Imagination at all,
360
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,684
You'd find a way
For me to get some
Excitement out of all this.
361
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,312
I've been
In subway crashes,
Bus accidents,
362
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,731
Major fires,
I've even drunk
Poison here.
363
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,399
Nothing!
364
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,069
You know what
I think I'll do?
365
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,989
I think I'll go up
On the roof and jump
Down the light well
366
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,493
Straight, smack,
Down the light well,
367
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,495
14 stories, just
For the excitement.
368
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,580
Walter, no! Please!
369
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,665
Go drown
In the tub Ethel!
370
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,750
Walter, please!
371
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,168
Leave me alone!
372
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,669
Walter!
373
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,091
Walter, please,
Come back to
The apartment.
374
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,842
I'll make you
Potato pancakes.
375
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,594
You used to love
Potato pancakes.
376
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,721
Ethel, you are
A potato pancake.
377
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,849
You're as tasteless
As a potato pancake.
Now, leave me alone.
378
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,184
Walter, no!
379
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,644
Ethel, get out
Of my way.
380
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,104
Walter, please!
381
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,230
Ah!
382
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,107
[screaming]
383
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,121
I wonder what it felt like.
384
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,373
[mischievous music]
385
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,720
Hello. Operator?
386
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,223
Would you get me
The police, please?
387
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,226
Hurry. It's,
Uh, an emergency.
388
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,355
Hello. Police station?
389
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,357
My name is Walter Bedeker.
390
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,277
I live at 11
North seventh street.
391
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,570
That's right.
392
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,321
Apartment 1214.
393
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,117
Could you come over here
Right away, please?
394
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,077
No, no, no.
No trouble.
395
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,079
I just killed my wife.
396
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,455
Hm.
397
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,875
Oh, I'll stay right here.
398
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,877
Goodbye.
399
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,753
[sighs]
400
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,716
Now, let's give
The electric chair
A little whirl.
401
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,720
Well, Cooper
The legal beagle.
402
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,138
How are you?
403
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,973
I'm miserable,
Mr. Bedeker.
404
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,601
I've been miserable
Ever since I took
Your case.
405
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,352
I've had tough
Clients before,
406
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,645
But nobody like you.
407
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,147
Really? What disturbs you?
408
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,024
In five days of a trial,
409
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,776
You've acted like a man
Desperate to get convicted.
410
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,447
When I exam ine you,
You shut up like a clam.
411
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,656
Is that a fact?
412
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,325
That is a fact.
413
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,453
Now, tomorrow, here's
What I want us to do.
414
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,664
Cooper, put it away.
415
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,291
How's that?
416
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,501
Put it away.
417
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,087
Bedeker, did you get
What I was trying
To tell you?
418
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,090
You are about 12 hours away
From a "Guilty" verdict
419
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,092
To a charge
Of first-degree murder.
420
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,511
And what is the penalty?
421
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,139
The penalty for
First-degree murder
422
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,808
In this state is death
In the electric chair.
423
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,561
Mr. Cooper, the only thing
They'll get for their pain
424
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,146
If they try to burn me
425
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,358
Is a staggering bill
For electricity.
426
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,612
Good-bye, Mr. Cooper.
427
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,406
Bedeker.
428
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,700
I don't know.
I just don't
Understand you.
429
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,704
Mr. Cooper,
Please don't bother.
430
00:20:56,129 --> 00:21:00,216
[judge pounding gavel]
431
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,218
Mr. Bedeker,
You've been tried
432
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,221
And found guilty of murder
In the first degree.
433
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,223
Have you anything to say
434
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,059
Before the court
Pronounces sentence upon you?
435
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,228
No, your honor.
I have nothing to say.
436
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:16,190
Then the court sentences you
To imprisonment
437
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,485
In the state penitentiary
Without hope of parole
438
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,404
For the rest
Of your natural life.
439
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,905
I knew
We could do it!
440
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,699
Congratulations!
441
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,451
[people murmuring]
442
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,036
Life?
443
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,205
Life imprisonment?
444
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,091
It's your
Last meal
With us, Bedeker.
445
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,634
They'll be
Taking you
446
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,053
To the penitentiary
Tomorrow morning.
447
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,889
The penitentiary
For life.
448
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,725
That's right.
For life.
449
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,393
Look at
It philosophically.
450
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,229
What's life?
40 years, 45 years?
451
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,190
You can do
That standing
On your head.
452
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,698
That's all.
40, 45 years.
453
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,117
Maybe not even
That much.
454
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,369
[lock clicks]
455
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,298
40, 45 years.
456
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,593
(cadwaiiader)
After all, what's
A few hundred years?
457
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,261
Or a few thousand?
458
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,263
Or 5,000? Or 10,000?
459
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,767
What is it
In the scheme of things?
460
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,560
[Cadwallader laughing]
461
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,149
[laughing louder and louder]
462
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,527
No, no, no.
No! No! No!
463
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,280
[laughter fades]
464
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:01,045
(Cadwallader)
Mr. Bedeker?
465
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:05,591
About that escape clause,
You care to utilize it now?
466
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,347
That's a wise man.
467
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:17,353
Odd thing. You look
Like a man having
A heart attack.
468
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,605
Just like a man
Having a heart attack.
469
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,530
Bedeker, that you?
470
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,989
You all right?
471
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,871
Hey, Bill,
Call the doc.
472
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,582
Bedeker just
Dropped dead.
473
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,585
Poor devil.
474
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,048
(male presenter, off)
There's a saying,
475
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,093
"Every man is put on earth
Condemned to die,
476
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:52,430
Time and method
Of execution unknown."
477
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,849
Perhaps this is
As it should be.
478
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:59,186
Case in point,
Walter Bedeker,
Lately deceased,
479
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,565
A little man
With such a yen to live
480
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:06,777
Beaten by the devil,
By his own boredom,
481
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,612
And by the scheme of things
482
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,991
In this,
The twilight zone.
483
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:19,165
(male presenter, off)
Rod serling,
The creator
Of twilight zone,
484
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,125
Will tell you about
Next week's story
485
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,503
After this word
From our sponsor.
486
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,839
(male presenter, off)
And now, Mr. Serling.
487
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,091
One of next week's stars
Is alongside me now
488
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,469
She will appear
In a tale called
"The Lonely"
489
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,846
The story
Takes place in a--
490
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,849
(female)
An asteroid
And it's a most
Intriguing premise.
491
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,101
It sounds it.
Next week on
The twilight zone
492
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,395
Jack Warden
John Dehner
And Jean Marsh
493
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,898
Appear in a bizarre tale
Of a man and-- a woman?
494
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,985
I don't understand
It either.
495
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,070
Thank you and good night.
496
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,991
(male presenter, off)
Strength and beauty are found
In the lord's sanctuary.
497
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:38,702
Find the strength
For your life,
498
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,788
Worship together this week.
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