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[eerie music]
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(male presenter, off)
There is a fifth dimension
Beyond that which
Is known to man.
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It is a dimension
As fast as space
And as timeless as infinity.
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It is the middle ground
Between light and shadow,
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Between science
And superstition,
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And it lies between
The pit of man's fears,
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And the summit
Of his knowledge.
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This is the dimension
Of imagination.
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It is an area
Which we call
The twilight zone.
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[people laughing]
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Let's see you pay
For your drink
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In your own
Inimitable fashion, huh?
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A song, Denton.
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How about it?
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How dry I-- ?
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Come on now.
Come on, Denton.
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Get up.
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Come on, Denton.
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? How dry I am ?
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Charlie, can't you
Break that up?
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? Nobody knows ?
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I don't like it
Any more than you do.
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The misery they give
That guy out there.
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? How dry I am ?
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? Nobody cares ?
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? How dry I am ?
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[people laughing]
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[smash]
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[people laughing]
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Come on, let's go in
And have some music, men.
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[men laughing and whooping]
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(male presenter, off)
Portrait of a town drunk
Named Al Denton.
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This is a man
Who's begun his dying early.
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A long, agonizing route
Through a maze of bottles.
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Al Denton,
Who would probably give
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An arm or a leg
Or a part of his soul
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To have another chance.
To be able to rise up
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And shake the dirt
From his body
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And the bad dreams
That infest his
Consciousness.
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In the parlance of the times,
This is a peddler.
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A rather fanciful-looking
Little man
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In a black frock coat.
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And this is the third
Principal character
Of our story.
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Its function,
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Perhaps to give Mr. Al Denton
His second chance.
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How you doing, Al?
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How do, Miss Smith?
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You packing a gun now?
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This isn't mine.
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I found it
Right over there.
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Somebody must
Have dropped it.
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You were pretty good
With a gun in your
Day, weren't you?
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That was a long
Time ago, Miss Smith.
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Well, you know something?
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This is the first time
I've held a gun since--
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I can't remember
How long it's been.
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Too much of that,
Isn't it?
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Yep.
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Why, Al?
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Why do you have
To drink so much?
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I really don't know.
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I just got
The habit one day
And kept to it.
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[all talking at once]
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Wait a minute, boys.
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Here we go again, fellas.
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Let's hear
Our little songbird.
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Hey, Denton!
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(whistles)
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(Dan)
Three choruses
Of "How dry I am."
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Let's hear it!
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Al, don't do it.
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He'll give me a drink,
Miss Smith.
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The devil with him.
I can give you one, too,
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And you won't have
To do that for it.
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? How dry I am ?
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? Nobody knows ?
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? How dry I ?
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(Dan)
All right.
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Come on, rummy.
Go on and get your drink.
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You been a good boy.
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Wait a minute, Denton.
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Hey, gunner!
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(chuckies)
Hey! Where did you
Get the artillery?
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I-- found it
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I found it
Right over there
In the street.
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Is that a fact?
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(Dan)
Hey.
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Bet it's a long time
Since you used one
Of those, huh, rummy?
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Yeah. A long time.
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Maybe you could
Use it now.
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Yeah. Maybe you
Could even outdraw me.
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No, I wouldn't know
How to use it anymore.
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Well, let's
See you try.
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Come on.
You and me
Will draw.
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(Miss Smith)
All right, cut it out.
It's not funny anymore.
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Get away, Liz.
We're having
A showdown here.
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Come on, gunner.
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Dan, stop it!
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Dan, Liz
Is right.
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Go on back
To the bar.
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Can't you see we got
Private business here?
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Listen, Dan.
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Come on.
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Come on out here.
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Come on, rummy.
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Come on!
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(Dan)
I'm going
To give you
A break, rummy.
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I'm going to do it
Left-handed.
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Miss Smith,
Tell him.
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Please tell him.
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Please, Miss Smith.
Explain to him--
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Miss Smith,
Please tell him
It was an accident.
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I don't want any trouble.
Mr. Hotaling.
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(Charlie)
That was
Shooting, Al!
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Come in
And get a drink.
It's on the house.
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(Charlie)
Did you get
Your eye back, Al?
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You been practicing
Or something?
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I ain't seen
Shooting like that.
Since I don't know when.
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Against hotaling too.
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(ai)
It isn't even m ine.
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(Charlie)
Drinks on the house!
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Hey, rummy!
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Face me, Denton!
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It was an accident,
Mr. Hotaling.
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I'm gonna get this
Right in your stomach.
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Dan, give him
A break.
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I didn't mean to--
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(al)
I didn't even mean to--
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I didn't even mean to--
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Mr. Denton,
Maybe you'd let us
Buy you a drink.
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What did
You call me?
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Uh, I didn't
Mean no offense.
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I just asked you
What you called me.
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Nothing. Nothing,
Mr. Denton.
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I didn't
Call you anything.
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That's what
You called me.
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Mr. Denton.
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He called me
Mister, Charlie.
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Here you are, Al.
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(al)
No, thanks.
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I've had enough.
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I think I'll go out
And get a shave.
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And don't call me
Rummy anymore!
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Al?
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I think
Everything's going
To be all right now.
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Understand?
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Charlie says you're
As good with a gun now
As you ever were.
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That's what
Charlie says, huh?
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I was good.
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I was real good.
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I was so good
That, once a day
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Someone would
Ride into town
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To make me prove it.
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And every morning
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I'd start my drinking
A few minutes earlier
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Until one morning
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The guy who asked me
To prove it
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Turned out to be
16 years old.
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I left him
There on his face
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Right there
In front of the saloon.
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(Al)
I left him there,
Bleeding to death
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With my bullet in him.
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I guess it'll start
All over again now.
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Every fast and fancy man
Who owns a gun
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Will come riding in
Down that street.
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Only this time,
It'll be me face down
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Bleeding to death.
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I think I'll go in
And get a shave.
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I want to look proper
On the day I die.
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A tall man.
Doesn't usually
Wear his gun.
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Blond hair.
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Who does
That describe?
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It describes a man
Named Al Denton.
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He supposed
To be top gun here.
Would that be you?
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That would be me.
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(messenger)
I got a message
For you, Denton,
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Coming from
Pete Grant.
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Well, let's hear
The message.
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He'll be in town
Tomorrow night at 10:00.
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He'll meet you
Over in the saloon.
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[suspense music]
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You tell him,
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You tell him
There's no call.
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Tell Mr. Grant I'll
Be there tomorrow night.
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I'll wait
For his pleasure.
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It's just what it'll be.
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[horses riding away]
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It didn't take
Any time at all.
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Just time enough
For one shave.
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[metallic rattling]
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Evening, Mr. Denton.
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I can't use anything.
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How's that?
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I can't use anything.
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You're a peddler,
Aren't you?
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Oh, yes.
Dealer in everything.
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Utensils, herbs,
Medicine, liniments
And tonics.
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Farm implements, clothing,
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And potions.
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Oh, yes. Potions.
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Kind of a sideline,
You might say.
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Fate's the name.
Henry J. Fate.
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And you're Al Denton.
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And you're
Running away.
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You shouldn't,
You know.
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00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,687
You shouldn't
Run away.
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I shouldn't.
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00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,025
Yeah. I guess you're right.
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I shouldn't run away.
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I should stay here
And get shot to death.
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I guess that's
What I should do.
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Curse this thing.
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Curse the moment I found it.
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(Henry)
No, no, no.
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Don't curse it,
Mr. Denton.
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Use it.
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Here.
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This is one of my potions.
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You might call it that,
Or an elixir.
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Either way, it'll help solve
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Your problem,
Mr. Denton.
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I call that
My fast gun developer.
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Man who drinks that
Becomes the fastest
Of the fast.
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You'll be able
To shoot a hole
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Through a silver dollar
In mid-air
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At a hundred feet or better
Without even aiming.
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It's guaranteed
To last for ten seconds.
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Ten seconds?
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And after that?
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Well, after that,
The user's on his own.
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Here. Try it.
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00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,966
Well, test
The merchandise,
So to speak.
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Go ahead.
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Proof of the pudding.
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Go ahead.
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Drink it.
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There's your target,
Mr. Denton.
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Go ahead. Draw on it.
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Draw on it!
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[gunshot]
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Six, seven,
Eight, nine, ten.
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There you go,
Mr. Denton.
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00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,049
Now that gun
Probably wouldn't be
Any more use to you
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Than a bottle
Would be to a bull. Here.
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Drink this
Two seconds after
10:00 in the night.
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00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,851
Just at the moment
Mr. Grant walks
Into the saloon.
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How much
Do I owe you?
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Oh, there's no charge
For this.
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You might call this--
Just a service.
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00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,822
That's what it is.
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Just a service
Of Henry J. Fate
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Just so you m ight
Remember sometime
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The night fate stepped in.
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00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,424
[ticking]
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00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,152
You want
A drink, Al?
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00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,032
How about you, doc?
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[suspense music]
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00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,505
That would be Grant.
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00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,616
[suspense music]
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00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,887
You Denton?
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00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,430
That's right.
262
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,183
I hear you're
Supposed to be fast.
263
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:14,647
You got a good chance
To find out.
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00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,941
I aim to.
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00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,819
(grant)
Step away
From the bar,
Please, Mr. Denton.
266
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,740
And draw.
267
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,543
This is
A push, boys.
268
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,711
No winner.
269
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:25,259
Yeah, you won't
Be shooting anymore
With that hand, Al.
270
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,303
Not anymore.
271
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,805
Couple of fingers
Are going to be
Stiff, too.
272
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,350
But that don't make
Any difference.
273
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,810
The way you
Stood up there,
274
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,980
That will be
Something to tell
Your grandchildren about.
275
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:42,193
And the way it looks
Now, you'll live
To have some.
276
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,369
Just like me.
277
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,745
You'll never be able
278
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,997
To fire a gun
Again in anger.
279
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,041
You're blessed, son.
280
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,544
We've both
Been blessed.
281
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,803
He's lucky.
282
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,137
He learned
It early.
283
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,477
Did you
Get him, pete?
284
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,814
No more
Than he got me.
285
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,137
Mr. Henry Fate.
286
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,472
Dealer in utensils
And pots and pans
287
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,307
Liniments and potions.
288
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,561
A fanciful little man
In a black frock coat
289
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,105
Who can help a man
Climbing out of a pit
290
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:04,608
Or another man
From falling into one.
291
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,403
Because, you see,
Fate can work that way
292
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:10,406
In the twilight zone.
293
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:18,330
(male presenter, off)
Rod Serling,
The creator
Of twilight zone
294
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,291
Will tell you about
Next week's story
295
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,251
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296
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,212
And now, Mr. Serling.
297
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,673
This motion picture
Projector and this film
298
00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:30,009
Provide a background
On next week's story
299
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:33,846
When a most distinguished
Actress takes a journey
Into the twilight zone.
300
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,599
Ida Lupino stars in
"The 16 Millimeter Shrine,"
301
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,684
A haunting story
Of a haunted woman
302
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,812
That I think
You'll find interesting
And perhaps shocking.
303
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,274
We hope you'll join us then.
Thank you and good night.
304
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:32,279
(male presenter, off)
Be sure to see
The fun filled family life
305
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,824
Of one of America's
Greatest entertainers,
The Danny Thomas show
306
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,369
Monday nights
Over most of these stations.
307
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:22,139
(male presenter, off)
Bought to you tonight
By the coffee with
The best of the coffee beans
308
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,684
Aroma, flavor,
But not caffeine.
309
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,021
New aroma-roast
Sanka coffee.
310
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:46,038
I shouldn't,
Well, just another
Little piece.
311
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:51,460
Girls, girls,
Let's discuss
Our benefit party.
312
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:54,755
Well, I love
Bridge-- oh, dear!
313
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:58,550
Girls, I shouldn't
Have used those
Paper napkins
314
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,302
They always slide
Off your lap.
315
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,054
Pardon this
Intrusion, ladies.
316
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:05,307
Oh, he has such
Darling manners,
The butler.
317
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,727
Madam, this occasion
Calls for Kleenex
Table napkins.
318
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,814
The napkins of quality
That won't slide
Off your lap.
319
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:15,567
Well, look! They do
Cling like cloth.
320
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:18,153
And notice,
Madam, Kleenex
Table napkins
321
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,197
Now come
In a new table
Server box,
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00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:22,449
Just fold back
In the center,
323
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,994
And you get two
Napkin servers, one
To keep on the table,
324
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,746
And the other
In reserve.
325
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,415
What a smart idea!
326
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:32,543
Hm, and they're
So soft.
327
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:34,336
I hate that
Scratchy kind.
328
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,756
Girls,
Kleenex table
Napkins really do
329
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,842
Cling like cloth.
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