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I'm a-a P.A. at a video production company in SoHo. 12 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,539 What sort of stuff do you do? 13 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,082 Oh, mostly fetch coffee, send faxes. 14 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,625 No, I meant the company. 15 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,252 Oh, yeah. Commercials, 16 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:45,212 uh, MTV videos, public service announcements. 17 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,547 Very cool. 18 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,632 -It can be. -Yeah. My, um, 19 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,260 my friend Xan, she did a music video 20 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,721 for this Scottish band called Aztec Camera. 21 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,140 It's getting airplay in Europe. 22 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:58,100 Huh. Good for Xan. 23 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,810 Oh, that's right. 24 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,979 I forgot that you two hate each other. 25 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,356 Look, if you're too busy or this is weird... 26 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,025 Hey. Hey, no. 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,735 No. 28 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,279 No, it's fine, really. 29 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,697 I'm glad that you came in. 30 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,699 It's nice to see you. 31 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,618 You, too. 32 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,620 (Skye laughs) 33 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,288 Oh, my God. 34 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,040 You smoke now? 35 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,500 Yep. 36 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,502 Guess I was a bad influence. 37 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,295 In a lot of ways. 38 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,798 You sure I'm not keeping you from your tables? 39 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:32,301 I think they're okay. 40 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,763 Yeah, it's pretty dead in here tonight. 41 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:38,015 Every night. That's why I'm quitting. 42 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,059 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 43 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,936 Actually, it's good you came in when you did, 44 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,479 -or you might have missed me. -Where you going? 45 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:44,772 (inhales sharply) 46 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,857 Café Un Deux Trois, Times Square. 47 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,692 But only a couple nights a week, 48 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,861 because I really want to focus on my jewelry. 49 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,239 Wow. 50 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,408 That's so cool you've been selling your stuff. 51 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,077 Feels like I finally found my thing. 52 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,497 Métier, whatever you want to call it. 53 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:04,500 Yeah. I'm really happy for you. 54 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,670 Thanks. 55 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:11,715 Uh, you ever make earrings for dudes? 56 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,259 Why? 57 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,095 Well, I was just thinking of getting mine pierced. 58 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,763 No, you're not. 59 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,265 -Oh, yes, I am. Yep, for real. -Uh-uh. 60 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,058 I think it could really work with my look. 61 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,519 -(laughs) -I think they say if you get your left pierced, 62 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,729 you're straight; if you do the right, you're gay; 63 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,189 and if you do both, you're bi, 64 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,899 or like a buccaneer-- I'm not sure. 65 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,610 (laughs) So which one are you these days? 66 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,112 I'm nothing. I'm celibate. 67 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,780 Oh? 68 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,824 Not by choice. I mean, it's just really hard 69 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,492 to meet girls in this city. 70 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:39,910 Either they're crazy or in a relationship. 71 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,745 It's okay to admit it. 72 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,834 I ruined you for other women. 73 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,210 That, too. 74 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,004 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 75 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,255 (laughs) 76 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,385 I was wondering if we'd ever run into each other. 77 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:58,846 Yeah, me, too. 78 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:01,891 My dad asks all the time. 79 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,101 I think he secretly wishes we were still together. 80 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,686 I doubt that. 81 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,938 Oh, did he tell you he hired me to make a video for him? 82 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,773 Ugh, what for? 83 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,275 Well, it's to convince the Red Oaks members 84 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:12,359 not to sell the place. 85 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,194 Ah, his beloved Red Oaks. 86 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,946 Yeah. The video turned out pretty decent. 87 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,908 And for your father's sake, I really hope it works. 88 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,076 Me, too. I don't know what he'll do 89 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,579 if it sells-- he loves that place. 90 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,165 (sighs) He, uh... 91 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,627 He told me once that when he was a kid, 92 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,378 he used to be embarrassed 93 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,130 because all of his friends' fathers 94 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:36,592 were business executives who belonged to country clubs. 95 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,594 But his was just a high school teacher, 96 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:42,431 so he and my Uncle Marv had to swim in community pools 97 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,183 and play on public tennis courts. 98 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,478 It's like all he ever wanted in his life 99 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:51,231 was to work on Wall Street and belong to Red Oaks. 100 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:57,655 Now that he's banned from trading for life... 101 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,491 the only thing he has to look forward to when he gets out 102 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,784 is the club. 103 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,745 ♪ ♪ 104 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,543 Good night, Parker. 105 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,509 So, uh, can I walk you home? 106 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,719 I'll just get a cab. 107 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,055 Oh. Okay. 108 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,974 Can I ask you something? 109 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,392 Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,977 Did you come here tonight 111 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,688 hoping to, (clicks tongue) you know, 112 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,981 for old-times' sake? 113 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,525 No. No. 114 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,235 -No? Really? -No, no, no, no. Not at all. 115 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,987 Oh, 'cause that's what "Can I walk you home?" 116 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,405 is usually code for. 117 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,824 Really? 118 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,826 I would like to think that on the walk 119 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,285 between here and your place 120 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,414 I would've realized it was a bad idea. 121 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,457 Yeah. 122 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,711 And I have a boyfriend. 123 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,171 Oh. 124 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,007 Well, okay. 125 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,967 Uh, I figured you probably... 126 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,219 I mean... 127 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:06,265 Funny enough, his name is Davide. 128 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,225 He's Israeli. 129 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,144 Is he an artist? 130 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,023 He's in finance. 131 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,774 I mean, I know. 132 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,069 Just don't worry, the-the irony is not lost on me. 133 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,238 -Your dad must be psyched. -(laughs) 134 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,824 Yeah, that's exactly why I haven't told him yet. 135 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,284 (chuckles) 136 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,538 So why did you come here tonight? 137 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,252 Guess I was looking for a friendly face. 138 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,047 I'm glad. 139 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,008 It was nice to see you. 140 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,885 Yeah, you, too. 141 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,222 ♪ ♪ 142 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:58,984 ♪ And the knife has got my number ♪ 143 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:05,032 ♪ And the number that you keep ♪ 144 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:11,163 ♪ And the knife is called division ♪ 145 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:18,087 ♪ And it's drawn when I'm asleep. ♪ 146 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,723 How was dinner with your dad? 147 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,016 Yeah, fine. 148 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,311 Cool. 149 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,313 What'd you get up to tonight? 150 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,235 Donated sperm. 151 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,278 How'd that go? 152 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,364 Pretty weird. 153 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,411 Dude, I'm sorry about earlier. I... 154 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:57,084 (sighs) I love you, man. 155 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,670 (chuckles): Mm. Me, too. 156 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,220 Oh. 157 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,431 Hello, gorgeous. 158 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,433 Hello there, handsome. 159 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,061 -Come here. -(giggles) 160 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,022 -Hey. -Ah! Mm! 161 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:22,651 (grunting) 162 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,862 I want to kiss every inch of you. 163 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,614 -Mwah! -Mm. Mm. 164 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,950 -You know what I want? -What do you want? 165 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,451 Well, you know what I want. 166 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,328 (laughs): Yeah, I know what you better want. 167 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,331 But right afterwards, I want a big steak. 168 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,834 -Ooh. -No, no, change that. 169 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,504 Cheeseburger, lot of fries, nice side of Scotch. 170 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,507 Whatever you want, handsome. It's your day. 171 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,469 This is what we drive now? 172 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,805 -Don't start, Doug. -Ugh. 173 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,724 What is all this? 174 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,768 Oh. That's for work. 175 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,729 Work? What work? 176 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,439 I got a job. 177 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,357 Really? Since when? 178 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,109 About a month ago. 179 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,694 As a cruise director? 180 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,447 As a travel agent, I'll have you know. 181 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,408 Fay, I thought we discussed this. 182 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,160 No, there was no discussion. 183 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,703 You were putting your foot down. 184 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,830 And I'm sorry, Douglas, from here on in, 185 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,832 it's gonna be a little different around here. 186 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,667 You left me alone for a year. 187 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,211 I might as well been a widow. 188 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,588 I had to learn how to do the taxes myself, 189 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,298 and-and how to deal with all the lawyers, 190 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,175 and-and make all these big decisions on my own. 191 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,636 And you know what? I liked it. 192 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,096 In fact, I was pretty good at it, so... 193 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,224 I am putting my foot down. 194 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,852 As far as my job goes, that is non-negotiable. 195 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:48,612 Just a reminder, final seminar papers are due in my mailbox 196 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,698 no later than midnight next Thursday. 197 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,744 Wheeler. 198 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,288 Yes, Professor. 199 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:04,294 Turns out I wasn't ovulating last week, after all. 200 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,339 It's all terribly confusing. 201 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,342 My cycle has never been what you'd call regular. 202 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:14,012 Mm. Okay. 203 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,266 My point is we need to try again. 204 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,894 I've spoken to my gynecologist, and she feels fairly certain 205 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,897 we'll have a real window of opportunity next Saturday. 206 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:30,112 So, until then, I want you to drink plenty of fluids 207 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,031 and don't abuse yourself too much. 208 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,994 You need to conserve your... strength. 209 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,714 Let me put a hundred on Sara's Smile 210 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:52,342 in the fourth, another two on Private Dancer. 211 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,387 Actually, let me call you back. 212 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,140 Holy shit! 213 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,267 Ghost of Christmas Past. 214 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:04,062 Uh, sorry. Forgot they don't celebrate Christmas at Red Oaks. 215 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,188 Hello, Brett. 216 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,065 (both chuckle) 217 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,401 -Ah, how are you? -(sighs) 218 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,153 -Great suit. Yeah. -Oh, great. Thank you. 219 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,572 You know, they buried my granddad in one just like it. 220 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,991 -(laughs) -Teasing. You look sharp. 221 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,743 -Come on in. Sit, sit, sit. -Thank you. 222 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,161 BRETT: Mm. 223 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,954 I appreciate you seeing me, Brett. 224 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,582 Of course. I wouldn't be sitting in this chair 225 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,042 if you hadn't hired me. 226 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,502 Yes, it seems that you've done very well for yourself. 227 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,755 In my day, the head pro didn't have an office. 228 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,506 Yeah, yeah. 229 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,301 Well, that's what happens when you take a tennis program 230 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,261 from sixth in the state to fifth. 231 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,013 (chuckles) See that door? 232 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,140 -My own bathroom. -Oh. 233 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,602 -You want to take it for a spin? -No, maybe later. 234 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,063 So, Nash, what brings you in today? 235 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,440 Ah, well, um, I'm sure you've heard the rumor 236 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,650 that Red Oaks is potentially being sold. 237 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,070 Well, the members don't vote until next week, 238 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,989 but on the off chance that the result is not as I hope, 239 00:10:56,031 --> 00:11:00,577 I thought it prudent to consider my employment options elsewhere. 240 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,456 Here? 241 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,417 That be weird for you? 242 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,419 Working under your old assistant, 243 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:13,423 bumping into your ex-wife and her new husband by the pool. 244 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,051 She got herself a new pair of Pound Puppies, by the way. 245 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,595 (whistles) Totally rocks a bikini now. 246 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,013 I'm happy for her. 247 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,973 -It is something. -But as for 248 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,893 working under you, I-I don't think that would be 249 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,896 awkward or demoralizing in the least. 250 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:31,274 Well, as luck would have it, 251 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,194 -I do need a new assistant. -You do? 252 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:37,280 Of course, I was thinking of someone along the lines 253 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,408 -of a college kid. -I'll take it. 254 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,119 Whatever the pay. 255 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,287 Wow. (laughs) 256 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,665 Okay. Awesome. 257 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:51,336 I guess that leaves just the-the one little formality. 258 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,046 Formality? 259 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,840 Need to see you hit. 260 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,092 Oh, well, you've seen me hit dozens of times. 261 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,635 Yeah, not lately. 262 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,303 Got to make sure you haven't gotten rusty 263 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,680 in your old age there. 264 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,973 Did you mean today? 265 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,933 I'm-I'm not exactly dressed for tennis. 266 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,059 Doesn't matter. 267 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,936 Nash I knew never broke a sweat. 268 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,771 Hmm. 269 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,232 Well, do you have a pair of shorts that I could borrow 270 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,608 from your pro shop? 271 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,821 You know, I'm afraid we don't stock your size. 272 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,699 Ah, come on. You're fine. It'll be fun. 273 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,826 Like old times. 274 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,290 ("Destination Unknown" by Missing Persons playing) 275 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,213 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 276 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,423 ♪ When you don't know ♪ 277 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,884 ♪ How can you tell ♪ 278 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,303 ♪ Where you're going to? ♪ 279 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,554 ♪ You can't be sure ♪ 280 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,639 ♪ Of any situation ♪ 281 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,766 ♪ Something could change ♪ 282 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,603 ♪ And then you won't know... ♪ 283 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,938 ♪ ♪ 284 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,861 ♪ Ask yourself ♪ 285 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,237 ♪ Where do we go from here? ♪ 286 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,366 ♪ It seems so all too near ♪ 287 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,497 ♪ Just as far beyond as I can see ♪ 288 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,959 ♪ I still don't know what this all means to me ♪ 289 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,711 ♪ ♪ 290 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,675 ♪ Tell yourself ♪ 291 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,761 ♪ I have nowhere to go ♪ 292 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,515 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 293 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:32,979 ♪ And I don't even know the time of day ♪ 294 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,733 ♪ I guess it doesn't matter anyway ♪ 295 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,236 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 296 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,530 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 297 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,406 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 298 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,784 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 299 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,536 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 300 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,955 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 301 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:50,997 ♪ Life is so strange ♪ 302 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,582 ♪ Life is so strange. ♪ 303 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,378 Well? 304 00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,924 I'm afraid your grill's exhaust hood isn't to code. 305 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:04,219 Okay, what's that gonna set me back? 306 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,096 A commercial hood? 307 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,848 Um, three or four grand. 308 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,892 (chuckling) 309 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,480 You okay, buddy? 310 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,567 I'm just, I don't know where I'm gonna get that kind of money. 311 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,819 Spent all my savings fixing up the place. 312 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,947 Uh-huh. You'll receive my full report 313 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,949 -in three business days. -Thank you. 314 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,953 Oh, piece of advice: 315 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,956 you'll want to take care of the mouse problem 316 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,041 before your health inspection. 317 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,210 I saw some droppings in the back. 318 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,506 Come on, Gracie. 319 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,093 That's supposed to be your job. 320 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,596 RON: We made good time. 321 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,514 Well, because we were doing 90 on the highway. 322 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,932 Oh, were we? 323 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,642 Can't believe we weren't pulled over by a cop. 324 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,436 That's what radar detectors are for. 325 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,938 Do you still need me to help you with your presentation later? 326 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,357 Yeah, I'm just gonna go drop my bags and grab my bathing suit. 327 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,692 Your bathing suit? 328 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,737 No reason we can't catch a few rays at the same time. 329 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,905 I'll see you poolside. 330 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,450 Okay. 331 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:12,245 Red Oaks has always been like a second home to me. 332 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,247 And during some low points in my marriage, 333 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,541 it actually functioned as a first home. 334 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,919 (over TV): What does the word "home" conjure for you? 335 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,630 I'll tell you what it does for me, 336 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,257 besides the obvious, like mother's silent treatment 337 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,176 and overly rigid toilet training. 338 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,844 GETTY: I like the Japanese. 339 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:31,348 Industrious people, very shrewd businessmen. 340 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,017 Hell, my wife drives a Toyota. 341 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,853 Home represents belonging. 342 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,816 Red Oaks belongs to me. 343 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,861 And I to it, forever and always. 344 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,614 Unless of course you sell to Japanese real estate developers. 345 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:51,284 As Americans, we got to draw a line. 346 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,578 I mean, if we start selling foreigners 347 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,915 the land out from under our feet, 348 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,291 what are we left standing on? 349 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,417 NASH: I beg of you, 350 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,920 vote no... 351 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,297 and save our home. 352 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,758 Ah, eat your lunch. 353 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,927 (knocking) 354 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970 Hello? 355 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,725 Professors? 356 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,560 FOX: Back here. 357 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,605 Sorry I'm late. The 1 train was running slow. 358 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,777 Hmm. 359 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,947 FOX: Are you coming? 360 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,198 Excuse me? 361 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,242 FOX: I'm waiting. 362 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,835 Hello? 363 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,298 Professor Fox? 364 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,096 -Hello, Wheeler. -What the...? 365 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,764 Don't be afraid. 366 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:55,974 Where's Cecil? 367 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,350 And why are you dressed like that? 368 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,769 To make this easier for us both. 369 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,979 Make what easier? 370 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,980 Coitus. 371 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,231 I'm not having coitus. 372 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,275 You must. I'm ovulating as we speak. 373 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,359 What about the turkey baster? 374 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,944 I threw it out. It didn't work. 375 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,155 Don't worry, Wheeler. I have no more intention 376 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,449 -of enjoying this than you do. -(panting) 377 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,242 -(stammers) -I'm sorry, I-I can't do this. 378 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,786 This is purely procreative. 379 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,789 I should've never agreed to this. I'm sorry. 380 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,583 That's the closet. 381 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,210 I hope you find someone else's sperm, I really do. 382 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,671 Don't go, old bean. 383 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,887 (sighs) 384 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,221 MAN: Sound speed. 385 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,890 WOMAN: Rolling. 386 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,725 MAN 2: Background action. 387 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,894 -ANNABELLE: David. -MAN 3: And action! 388 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,355 Hey, um, could I borrow you for a minute? 389 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,941 -What's up? -I have to do some alterations 390 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,736 on Joan Jett's outfit for tomorrow, but she already left. 391 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,738 What's that have to do with me? 392 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,531 You're about her size. 393 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,909 -Come on. -(stammers): What? Wait. 394 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,077 ♪ ♪ 395 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,875 RON: You serious? You never had braces? 396 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,211 I used to beg my mom for them when I was in junior high, 397 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,379 but she said they cost too much so, instead, just do this 398 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,173 -while I studied. -Ah, smart lady, your mom. 399 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,800 I don't know. She married my dad. 400 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,718 (chuckles) 401 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,553 What's this? 402 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,180 Their best bubbly. 403 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,932 -Are we celebrating something? -Yeah. 404 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,184 That I made it through that presentation without upchucking. 405 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,602 You were great. 406 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,020 You didn't seem nervous at all. 407 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,647 Everyone seemed really into it. 408 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,149 You want to know my secret for stage fright? 409 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,277 I picture the audience in their underwear. 410 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,112 -And that works? -Every time. 411 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,364 (both laugh) 412 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,782 Uh, but, of course, today, 413 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,534 I had you there, so I didn't need to. 414 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,119 -No? -No, I just pictured you in yours. 415 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:43,206 Good thing I'm not wearing one of my ratty pairs. 416 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,042 (both laugh) 417 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:50,171 Uh, seriously though, thank you for being my good luck charm. 418 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,174 No, thank you. This has been amazing. 419 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,426 I-I met so many interesting people. 420 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,678 I have learned so much. 421 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,513 And I made a lot of good contacts. 422 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,682 Might have to drag you to more of these things. 423 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,267 (chuckles) 424 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,895 Whew. (chuckles) 425 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,230 I better slow down. 426 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,982 Or eat something. 427 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,109 I'll order some food. 428 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,404 I feel ridiculous. 429 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,989 Well, you look cute. 430 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,824 You should wear women's clothes more often. 431 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,868 Ha-ha. Ow! 432 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,452 God, you squirm more than my sister. 433 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,871 Was she your first victim? 434 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,956 Yeah, I used to make all of her dresses. 435 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,792 Junior prom, beauty pageants, her wedding dress. 436 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,962 Oh, wow. So you've always wanted to be a designer? 437 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,797 Designer? 438 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,716 Geez. I don't know. 439 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,427 I just have always loved sewing, you know? 440 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:40,680 Working with fabrics, cutting patterns. 441 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,849 There's something super gratifying about 442 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,768 making something pretty and artistic but still functional. 443 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,563 It's like a painting or a sculpture 444 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,607 that somebody walks around in. 445 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,193 That sounded really pretentious, didn't it? 446 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,737 -(chuckles) -No. 447 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,782 You ever wonder if you're wasting your time 448 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,409 trying to make it in this business? 449 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,994 Thanks a lot. 450 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,706 Oh, no, I don't mean you. I mean, like, anyone. 451 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,249 (sighs) 452 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,168 You're not wasting your time, David. 453 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,713 But you are letting Derek mess with your head way too much. 454 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,298 Well, he's been doing this a long time. 455 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,300 It's still just one man's opinion-- 456 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,053 one very unhappy man who wishes he was a director, 457 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,181 so he's resentful of anyone young and talented. 458 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,141 Especially someone he thinks is hot. 459 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,976 Huh? 460 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:30,063 God, you're clueless. 461 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,231 Wait, you're saying Derek's being such a dick to me 462 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,484 -because he thinks I'm talented? -I'm saying that ultimately 463 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,362 it doesn't matter what he or anyone else thinks. 464 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,280 I mean, people's opinions are speed bumps, 465 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,032 they're not brick walls. 466 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,493 I'm not even sure that talent matters all that much. 467 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,203 I mean, think about it. 468 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,413 This is New York City, where anyone 469 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,583 who was ever voted Most Talented in their high school moves. 470 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,418 So they can't all make it. 471 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,129 It can't just be about talent. 472 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,090 It's about who wants it more. 473 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,175 Thanks, Coach. 474 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,677 (laughs softly) Thank Noah. 475 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,303 He's the one that gave me that pep talk 476 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,305 when we first moved here and none of the fashion houses 477 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,307 -would hire me. -Well, I'm actually glad, 478 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,309 'cause you wouldn't have wound up working here. 479 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,520 Aw, Jesus, what the fuck are you wearing? 480 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,563 You look like a rent boy. 481 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,406 GETTY: Larry, Sarah, 482 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,490 nice to see you. 483 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,533 Step on up. 484 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,993 Grab yourself a ballot. 485 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,911 They got the little pencils there for you. 486 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,038 -Herb, how are you? -Douglas. 487 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,874 How are you adjusting to life on the outside? 488 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876 -It's not bad. -Oh. 489 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,713 Did you wind up going gay in the slammer? 490 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,381 Not even tempted. 491 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,717 Oh. I don't blame you, with a looker 492 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,635 -like Fay at home. -(chuckles) Thank you. 493 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,221 HERB: But if you get locked up again, 494 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,057 I may have to make a move. 495 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,686 I don't think you came in here 496 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,022 just to kibitz and compliment my wife. 497 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,566 Rebecca Horowitz sent you in here 498 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,318 to see if I'm intimidating voters, right? 499 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,071 Or stuffing the ballot boxes. 500 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:07,160 Do me a favor, tell her to go fuck herself. 501 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,703 -Oh. -Seriously, 502 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,121 ever since she became president, 503 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,915 this place has gone to hell in a handbasket. 504 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,792 Am I right? Come on, you know I'm right. 505 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,294 Tell me if I'm wrong. 506 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,879 I'm not wrong. 507 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,423 -Bernie, thank you. -Yeah. 508 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,467 (quietly): Oh, geez. Is his name Bernie? 509 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,719 I don't think it is. Shit. 510 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,305 -RON: Disgusting. -(Misty laughing) 511 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,640 If you are so grossed out by people's mouths, 512 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,434 then why did you become a dentist? 513 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,436 For the babes. 514 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,979 Be serious. 515 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,689 Okay. For the money. 516 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,441 I don't believe you. 517 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,026 All right. 518 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,864 So, um, I have a confession to make. 519 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,283 -Uh-oh. -(chuckles) 520 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:49,202 Wh... When I first met you, 521 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:52,038 I-I thought you were a stripper. 522 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,581 (laughing) 523 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,958 What? 524 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,127 Well, in my defense, you got the bod. 525 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,255 And for some reason, a lot of exotic dancers I've known 526 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,257 want to be hygienists. 527 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,176 -Wow. -(chuckles) 528 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,512 I don't know whether to be flattered or offended. 529 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,347 The... former. 530 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,307 Or is it... the latter? 531 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,935 -I don't know. I could never keep those straight. -Yeah. 532 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,104 (chuckles) 533 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,815 (sighs) 534 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:21,859 -(yawns) -Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 535 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,569 Am I boring you? 536 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,154 No. 537 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:26,489 No, I just... 538 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,990 It's been a long day. 539 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,659 Mm-hmm. 540 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,828 Well... 541 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:34,664 maybe it's time we get you to bed. 542 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,840 I can't, Ron. 543 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,842 (Ron sighs) 544 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,220 Why not? 545 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,680 Well, because... 546 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,641 you know, we're, like, colleagues. 547 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,936 -Colleagues? -Yeah. 548 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,564 Yeah. 549 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,982 Don't. 550 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:06,737 Uh... what the fuck? 551 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,948 Are you seriously blowing me off right now? 552 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,117 -(stammers) -I have a boyfriend. 553 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,452 That stoner in the shit-colored station wagon? 554 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,371 He's not a stoner. 555 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,373 -At least not anymore. -That's pretty JV, 556 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,250 don't you think, right, screwing your supplier? 557 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,586 He's not my supplier; he's a college student. 558 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,213 -Mmm. -He's really smart. He goes to Cornell. 559 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:27,008 Ooh, let me guess: hotel management? 560 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,219 Uh, look, do you really think I brought you here 561 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,471 for your witty conversation? The only way I've been able 562 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:35,016 to stay awake all night is by staring at your tits. 563 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,435 And as for us being "colleagues," 564 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,896 you seem to forget I have a doctorate 565 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:43,399 in dental medicine, whereas you scrape teeth. 566 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:46,027 You're basically a cleaning lady in scrubs. 567 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,697 Where you going? 568 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,365 I'm going to take a piss. 569 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,409 ♪ ♪ 570 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,511 I'll leave this. 571 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,971 Take your time. 572 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,849 You know... I don't know where he-he went. 573 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:20,186 Um... do you think that I could maybe sign his name 574 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:22,063 and put it on his bill? 575 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,814 Room number? 576 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,275 Oh, he's, uh, 213. 577 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,874 (clears throat softly) 578 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:45,086 Front desk says the guest in 213 checked out. 579 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,629 What? When? 580 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,632 About 20 minutes ago. 581 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,554 ♪ ♪ 582 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,145 (car door closes) 583 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,273 ♪ Why do they laugh ♪ 584 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,442 ♪ At the words that I say? ♪ 585 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,531 You okay? 586 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,325 (sighs) 587 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,035 Fine. 588 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,748 Want me to kick his ass? 589 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:28,004 Try and kick his ass? 590 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:31,048 I just want you to take me home. 591 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:37,096 ♪ I wanna make believe that you're here ♪ 592 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:44,228 ♪ I won't let the image of you disappear ♪ 593 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:52,361 ♪ And when they bring me down to my knees... ♪ 594 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,612 (ignition sputters) 595 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,245 -Hey. -Just came to say good-bye. 596 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,415 Oh, my God. What happened? Did you get fired? 597 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,625 Not yet, but I will; so I wanted to say bye 598 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,377 and make sure you have my number, 599 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:11,172 'cause it'd be cool to stay in touch. 600 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,177 David. Wait. 601 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,140 David, wait. 602 00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,809 What are you going to do? 603 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,228 Something I should have done months ago. 604 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,154 -I quit. -What? 605 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:37,406 I figured I'd save you the trouble of firing me. 606 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,325 What did you do? 607 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,826 It's not what I did. 608 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,371 It's what I'm about to do. 609 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,335 ♪ ♪ 610 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,510 DAVID: Excuse me. 611 00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,011 Hi, Joan. 612 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,638 Nigel, you probably don't know my name. 613 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,598 I'm just the guy that takes your lunch order. 614 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,183 I'm David Meyers. 615 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:06,477 I've made a bunch of short films and videos. 616 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,187 Here is my reel. 617 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,232 And here is my take on the Lucky Chow commercial, 618 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,651 along with the shot list and storyboards. 619 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,528 You should check it out, because I'm talented, 620 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,822 and I know I could direct the shit out of it. 621 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:18,823 Also, I'm cheap. 622 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,199 I'm sorry about this, Nigel. 623 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:22,076 I will have security throw his ass out. 624 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:23,744 Eh, don't bother. I'm leaving. 625 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:27,206 ("Day-In Day-Out" by David Bowie playing) 626 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,460 ♪ Day-in ♪ 627 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:32,920 ♪ Day-in ♪ 628 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,172 ♪ Day-out ♪ 629 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,966 ♪ Day-out ♪ 630 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,176 ♪ Stay-in ♪ 631 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,928 ♪ Stay-in ♪ 632 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:43,389 ♪ Fade-out ♪ 633 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,057 ♪ Fade-out ♪ 634 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,518 ♪ Day-in ♪ 635 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,104 ♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 636 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:51,313 ♪ Day-out ♪ 637 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,233 ♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 638 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:58,279 ♪ She was born in a handbag ♪ 639 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,324 ♪ Love left on a doorstep ♪ 640 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:05,786 ♪ What she lacks is a backup ♪ 641 00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:08,539 ♪ Nothing seems to make a dent ♪ 642 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,207 ♪ Uh! Uh! ♪ 643 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,585 ♪ Gonna find her some money ♪ 644 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:13,836 ♪ Honey ♪ 645 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,005 ♪ Try to pay her rent ♪ 646 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,343 ♪ That's the kind of protection ♪ 647 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,638 ♪ Well, everyone is shouting about ♪ 648 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,182 ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 649 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,183 ♪ Day-in ♪ 650 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,767 ♪ Day-in ♪ 651 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,228 ♪ Day-out ♪ 652 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,897 ♪ Day-out ♪ 653 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,107 ♪ Stay-in ♪ 654 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,942 ♪ Stay-in ♪ 655 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:39,195 ♪ Fade-out ♪ 656 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,905 ♪ Fade-out ♪ 657 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,449 ♪ Day-in ♪ 658 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:46,160 ♪ Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh ♪ 659 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,369 ♪ Day-out ♪ 660 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,206 ♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 661 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,540 ♪ Day-in... ♪ 45893

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