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First time in Africa men?

-Yes. Yes first time -Do you like Africa?

-Wonderfull -The landscape?

- Nice that also. The car sucks, Gatho

They said NCC. -Don't worry. this car is a bomb (never fails)

30 years with me and it never betray me

we have to proceed walking

Come on it's a nice day

It has been month that it did't rain

Where are we?

-We are in the territory of Kasu a really dangerous tribe

Even

But don't worry men is impossible to meet them at this time

-Don't worry men I'll talk... -No No. You will stay silent, I'll talk.

Good evening we came in peace

Good evening...Sorry for the time

-Who is this guy -He's Dogon theie king

Good evening Dogon

He said that you sneaked in his land

No, no please let's make it clear I'm just passing through here. Translate

I don't have intention of stealing

Also because they have nothing... -èàòè... -Shut up

He does't trust white human he said that they have a big head and no heart... -No those are from Milan

He wants to know the story of your soul to understand if you are worthy to go through this land

-What if I'm not worthy? You will be burned alive in this fire and your ashes will be fertilizer for this ground

Well right it look right

So you want to listen to the whole story of my life? Look it's long guys Well, ok..

Where shall i begin?! Look Dogon I think that our god since we are young

gives us some flair

That we have to preserve and make them grow

You for example,Clarissa. What do you want to be? I want to be a veterinary

and you,Martina The musician

you Caio. -The scientist

And you Kekko. what do you want to be? I want to do the permanent employee...Like you

Like my dad that used to bring me to the public offices to see the permanent employments

What peaceful people, what satisfied existences -No I don't pay from the office how's the weather at Toronto?

My father used to tell me that there was a guardian angel that was going to help me to become a permanent employee

But I must work hard

Hey it's uncle is dad there? -Wait I'll call you back because i don't pay

In conclusion I was destined

Here your hunting license Liuzzi. -Thank you. I've bring you a quail

-No, the quail. You're great Liuzzi, you know that just today I was thinking that... -Kecco is not that this is not corruption?

Psychosis around. Liuzzi, corruption is if you don't have the right to have the hunting license and come to me public permanent employee and say

"can you give me the hunting license" but we haven't done this deal did we? -No,no -And give me this qail

Is this aged Liuzzi. -Wait Keccois not that this is graft?

A graft is if you have the right of hunting license and I say "No, you must give me the quail". Did I made this imposition to you? No, gentlemen of the court you. You bring the quail to me spontaneously

-Rigth, right - Are we convinced now?

-Yes, yes -Give it to me

-Is not that... -Is not that you go fuck off you and the quail,today I'm sorry but at the television they talk just about corruption, graft..

-Education, it's called. Here everybody,for education, bring something to the permanent employee. Now give it to me

-Do you know how to cook this? -My mother-in-law does it cool

-Meh, how is it? - 6--

It's gristly and lacks of salt. -Shut up

Lacks of salt and it's a little gristly. -Yes you're right is gristly

It's the first time i cook it, sweety. -Why didn't let your mother cook it? -So when you will be married you won't complain

Sweety I was thinking for tonight... -Tonight there's the football match. Did you prepare the carryall (bag)

We, permanent employees, were venerated like gods. - The hot tea

To marry one of us would means that in the life you have made... GOOL...

But there was another girl in my life

So, a lovely mother. Food,light and gas at the expense of my father

Dogol do you believe in reincarnation?

The one who reincarnated in me was fucking luck

But clearly all this luck was annoying some god up there

I still remember that morning

I went to work in advance

It looked like a morning like all the others. Gout from home with bike ... a nice ride to the office

I pick up the badge already signed, i go to the bar where i find all my colleagues Minister Magno explain us the meaning of this law

Look I was thinking about an entire revolution of public administration

Oh, that's awful they suppress us

The objective it to slim down, modernize.. Guys we are the permanent employees nobody can do anything to us

the last numerous programs haven't done anything. Today I can say that this revolution started

and with a gradual suppression of provincial bodies. There will be summoned to the Rome ministry

for the replacement of those entities that does't satisfies the following requirements

comma one of the law

And what it means? -Chitchat, nothing it means nothing

-Means that who belongs to the following categories is not part of the measure so he has nothing to worry

let's start

A) the worker with more than 30 year of service

Darn you

B) worker who does police service on the territory

C) the married worker or with children

I'm not married and I don't have children but I don't worry

I said just think if there is not my category

and he moved on

D .... E .... F....

G

the worker with handicap. -Thanks mom

And.... H

the worker with a person with handicap in his family. -My brother Mario is deaf-mute

Deaf-mute thanks Mario. -What the fuck are you screaming at? He can't hear you. -All this noise for nothing

Vanelli, and me?

Me... -But now don't break down (alla mamma) -Mum you have to be quiet,mum -Why? What have i done now?

You always took care of yourself mum, it was sufficient that you was a little invalid.

You had the poly-cyst and you cure yourself... -and by the best doctor ...and the diabetes and you cure it

"I have to be healthy" ... at 70 years she has to be healthy

this is egoism -Sorry kecco what I have to do? -He's right an invalid in the family is always useful

Why don't you do it? - If only i could

I they recognize me the occupational disease, carpal tunnel

You told me hundred of time this story dad, now let's think a little about me

There's only one solution to come out of this

Let's go

-Do you know what this means? - Yes, but I want you to tell me -It means that sometimes in your life

One decide to.. -Decide to? -Wait a second there's Fanelli the office manager, try it in the meanwhile

Good evening, madam. Fanelli. -What are you doing here?

I asked my girl to marry me so I'll avoid the mobility

Bravo

The effects of the marriage are not retroactive

And what that means? -Means that you had to be married before the law entered into force

Mum, he decided, he give up

Hi Fanelli. -Hi, break a leg

This guy is completely stupid

So, you where saying that it means that?

It means that there's the intention, there's the ring, when there is going to be the decision

we will marry. Now let's get out of here

And where are we going now? -Another place come on -With the carriage?

Look to move with your feet. The carriage ... 300€

you're not even retroactive

No guy no. She didn't love me

She loved my permanencity of my job

For sure I didn't let her fasted that night it is not in my style

I risk the transfer to 30,40,50 km of distance and you talk me about marriage

But i love you

So if you love me go and take me a beer, fast

So. after 15 years to service of my nation they force me to leave my office

Because the law is arid and it doesn't take into account the feeling

Kecco can i leave you couple of oil-packed? -No take everything with you I don't want memories of this ....

I arrived at Rome and I still had the image of the sad face of my girlfriend in my mind. Who knows how much she was grieve for me

-Can you pass me Penelope? -Don't call again between you it's over.

So you were saying. What impress you of a women?

The sincerity madam

Now, I was really alone .At the mercy of a malevolent fate

But the guardian angel. Doesn't abandon his permanent employees

Yes guys it was not an illusion it was him

I'm a scrap. who I placed I placed. No senator, you already placed me. I'm your country

you placed my dad at the town hall and my uncle at the region hall

-Where i placed you to do shit? -At the province hall -Oh sweat, sweat. -But now you heard the new law

- they put me in mobility -What mobility? Those want to fire, do you know what they do those motherfuckers of the ministry?

The last available place is in Valdultima, Trentino Alto Adige (somewhere in the nowhere in north Italy)

Ok, i got it I'll sing the resignation. -You made the wisest choice

Lionero del Vulture? -Is the closest...

Of course will follow you in a path of reinsertion

a real extortion and the people who fall into it

And I would have fall too if i didn't meet him. So I sign the resignation..

Don't blaspheme, the permanent employment it's holy

I must not be penetrated like all the others

Tell me... - No, you have to have an interview with the doctor

I saw that she was a girl and i though she was the secretary

No, I'm the manager -And you the secretary?

Where the fuck we are...

So, Zalone you matured a severance packet of 27'482€ -482 I did the calculation

well

I managed to get, if you write to me the voluntary termination of employment, a severance packet of 35000€

I don't believe that doctor. It a digit disproportionate if it was real I would sign with my eyes shut

Here it is

Are you kidding me?

No I'm not kidding. -I do. You think that I leave my permanent job

For 7000€ more in the TFR but is she of this profession at least?

What was your essential duty that you conducted in this strategic provincial hall?

No No don't gat angry. -No angry? this was my job

I put the stamps to the licenses of hunting and fishing for 10 years, then I changed

then in the intense periods. Even, in the period of Easter

I had to use the auxiliary arm

Oh so fun... You will never put those stamps again

Do you know where I'll send you. -Please don't tell me, I love surprises

Mum don't be worried for me, here is wonderful. They sent me in Val di Susa (near Turin)

-For doing what?

Good morning I have to check the decree of expropriation of this house

We don't want the high speed here..Nhè (Turin expression)

We have to expropriate your house

little by little until 7 of evening

Province of Nuoro? Sardinia?

Ahio (hi in Sardinian) Fanelli! feel like a million bucks here!

Practically my colleagues organized to me this treatment..

where if there's something to do, also a photocopy, they say "no you can't du that let your colleague do it"

How is it called? -Mobbing -Yes mobbing how it relax me...

Ah... From val di Susa to Medusa, so tell them to fuck off. Don't sign

For me is yes. Welcome to Italy

No No guys! the graduated ones after! is there a midfielder? No guy we play in 11 there's no place for everyone

Dr. Sironi

Soon you're going to work with me in my office

Really?

I've read your performance

You solved 1000 and? -1243 contracts

Of? -1244 minister

So only one employee resisted to your lethal charm? -Yes, and i'm going to meet him now

Don't be so cruel

So, this is tomin Piemontese (kind of cheese from Piemonte)

Original? -Really original

Michele Notavo gave it to me

this is the capper from Lampedusa. Totò Scafiesch** gave it to me

this is iron wire (grappa)

Sardinian grappa

Beautiful doctor

For you we have the sausage

Valle di Susa but also under

So take it

Thank you so much but I have offer to make to you -Me too doctor

Toscana...mmm gez... if you can...if you can

Zalone

Those are 50.000€

Until we're joking we joke, but our country is in disastrous conditions and what do you do?

you give 50.000€ to me?

Is graduated this girl?

Please... -No eh?!

Some politics? We need valid people

Otherwise you can't restore (cure) the country

Tell me a shitty place

so shitty where also a radioactive waste, a parasite would feel awkward

Come on I want a piece of crap

It just arrived this request

Doctor do I send immediately a communication? -No

He likes the surprises

I won't leave my permanent employment, understand?

I won't leave my privileges

understand?

they think that I'll give up. I have to give up for them

Only because they sent me here

"Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")

They sent me to north pole. Let's talk about this also a part time is fine "Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")

"Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")

Let me call her. This big bastard

Look who's here

Do i reply? -No, let's make him cold down a little

Also here thanks

Porca puttana (bitch pig -> damn it,fuck)

Is anyone here?

Jesus help me

give me a sign of live

Mum

at the Arctic Circle is fucking cold

More than Roccaraso more

Mum i can't hear you I'll call you later

I get it but where are we?

What I have to do here? -We are in the area on national research of Ni olizont

and you have to defend one of our researcher for polar bear attacks

Me?

That sadly are becoming more frequent. Jeson knows something

Who is the person that you'll substitute

She shut it down

Listen, but... what do you do here We do a lot of stuff here, especially stuff about the melting of icecap

Ah is melting the icecap? -Eh (yes, a lot)

Listen, did you already saw the psychologist

Of course there the psychologist. Is not easy to stay here

Six mouth of light, six mouth of darkness

Look doctor when I was young and my mother bought me the calippo

by looking it melting I already suffered a lot

Now imagine with the icecap. Those are things that I can't handle, I know myself

Is strange Zalone because the dr. Sironi

describes you as a decided and resolute man

with a strong inclination to adaptation and sacrifice

-Forget it -That's sad because call the researcher with you would work side by side -Another shall be researched

He does the researcher, he can research another one

So sad, see you!

Oh here ***

our researcher, the doctor Nobili. -Nice to meet you

Valeria -Hi, Kecco

Valeria I've talked with the sir Zalone but he said that...

I'm a person decided and resolute with a strong inclination to sacrifice. When will we begin?

Pull more a smile of a girl that a rhinoceros

We also say like that Dogon

But instead of the rhinoceros wee put the oxcar and instead of the smile we put... (fur of vagina)

You're more romantic

Why did you decided to come up here?

the truth? for saving this place

Nice, I like it

Is a little utopian but is the right attitude

I mean my place

Yes, your place, my place... -oh, she didn't get a fuck -...because the world is everyone place

I don't tolerate the people who think only about themselves -Egotists

Yes, because the pollution of sea and the earth worming is everyone problem

Indeed the increase of the polar bear attacks is a direct consequence on the icecap melting

But now Valeria they have to face me

What is that? -What? -That one It's a lemming

it doesn't hurst -Look you can say lion, tiger and I won't be scared but the lemming I always had...

Because is smart the lemming is a bastard

-Look i pick up this samples of snow

where there might can be some atmosphere particulate that might contains some toxic material

You should watch my back

what cause me that girl

in few moments she was able to transform in paradise what it looked like hell

In a pleasant fresh what was the polar ice

and in a cute lemming what was a sewer rat because that's what a lemming is

But there with here, it had poetry (being nice)

What is love?!

Kecco the bucket

Go

how do you call it this paranza (kind of fish)? -This is krill and is the base of the food chain on the whole artic fauna

Lead, mercury, hydrocarbon I've seen everything in here

Also the arsenic is there

Look that the arsenic is not present in this sea yet -Instead, It is Massimo

Also the arsenic arrived. -A little a little it smell of

If you have some question ask me guys

Write cadmium...

From the last spectrometric analysis. there will be soon some genetic mutation

by now is a vicious circle

Sorry can you make me part of it

what is this vicious circle?

Ou! I'm part of the team I want to understand

who feeds of krill?

the seal - and who feeds of seal?

Mattarella

God, look how is beautiful

A adult men. prepare the reagent we have to sedate it for couple of hours

did you take the anesthetic?

-I took a sedative - Not for you for the bear, for the shotgun

Come on, go closer

Done

Go before we lose it, come on go

Good now it's in position ... shot

I hit it, right?

I don't think so

I told you not to do it -You told me that you can shot -I can shot the quail not the polar bear

wait!

wait

you hit it

you hit it. I have an unerring aim, don't I?

Do I say lies? -No -I hit it!!

Don't glare at me!

"I'm the polar bear the biggest animal in the world and you pass out with a bit of anesthetic

you don't move anymore

Poor, look

the high temperatures are damaging also the wool

What do you do now? -I collect a sample of blood

The best thing would be a spermiogram but...

you understand that is not possible

doctor what about Zalone?

Do you want to listen live the surrender of a man?

yes

I'll use the speakerphone

Doctor -Zalone

I've noticed that you were looking for me insistently. What are you doing?

I'm masturbating the polar bear, doctor

I wanted to thank you

you gave me a dream

Hey, I left you the analysis in the lab

there's also the spermiogram

Impossible -Yes is true, practically he did....

Have you seen kecco?

He was here for a moment and then he went away -Ok, thanks

Mum, now there's another girl in my life, so for now on you hate to call me less frequently

Yes -Kecco can I? -Sure

Hey, I wanted to say hi I'm leaving

Right you go back home during the weekend

Yes...What do you do here?

What you think i can do here?

Isn't that you want to come with me? -No Valeria you might want to stay with your boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend. Come on, how much does it take to do your bag?

Done

Let's go

There we are this si my home

Sorry give me one moment

I'll wait you inside

Mum? -Can you tell me now how is this girl?

how's?how's? Do you have in mind Cameron Diaz?

Put inside Margherita hack a spraying of Licia Colo and there she is

But mum don't call me so frequently call me just if you can't handle it anymore for the melancholy

Bye, I go to her

this is a collection of photographs of my life

Wonderful you went around the world and only for the animals

Yes you know where there are the emergency

Look this is my African period

I worked there for two years I left there my heart

He's Babu my boyfriend of that time, the dad of Ysaid

This is my period in the Philippine, what a wonderful place

And he's Himuel my boyfriend of Philippine the dad of Emily

This is my recent period in Norway where I knew Gunnar the dad of Ilars

Did you adopt them right?

No, they are my natural children....and this is Carula

A friend? -Well, more than a friend I had a relation with her

A confused period

Damn I have to shout down the fire, you an continue

Kecco, can you come and help me? -Yes I just finish the equine period and I come

Sorry, I'm a little hungry

God, bless this food

and let anyone be able to eat

Amen

and you? -I'm atheist -Thanks god

So this is like? -Salmon with sour creme

and this is apple juice

Maybe is the combination that doen't work

Ah Norvigian period -Yes, Hilar's dad

Sadly he cannot stop by for dinner -So sad

Let me understand, he lives with you. -Not for so long, he's going to marry

Kecco how old are you?

-38 -Are you married?

No, I live with my mum and dad

Kids

Excuse them, they find you a little strange

No wait, let me understand, in here I'm the strange one

the kids were sorry they was afraid that they hurt you -That's why you get up here

let them come

Up up! come on!

Let's go to bad that is late! this is a Sergio Pascuzzi it costs 600€ is that you miss the real values

ok let's go to sleep, also because is midnight

there's a wonderful sun

But I'm strange, me

It's green

Go Isaid,go!

Isaid come here

So, when you are in the penalty area as soon as the rival touch you

you fall, some paroxysm and the referee gives you the penalty kick, understand?

go,go. -But it's unfair

What does it means? -That is not correct

Suddenly I had a doubt. Isn't that I was the strange one

I felt the need to change and trying to be...

more civil

Let me understand, to be civil how long I have to wait, after the light became green, to honk to the car in front on me? -Never

I'd never honk

you'll see that sooner or later the car will move -Seee (I don't believe that)

Wow.

How many useless "fuck you" I said in my life?!

Nothing I'm just training to respect the queue in a civil way. Congratulation you are a great country

and in a great country like that

there could not lack the unmissable appointments with the civilization

Nice, right? -Really nice

is already one hour and half that their are playing

what king of event is this?

Is the concert in order to not forget

No, who's going to forget this night

But it is nice, it's civil, I like this country you know?

Civilization means also equality in the housekeeping

and taking care of children ... also if their are not yours

they're fighting

Hey, hey, I'll go

Guys, guys! Come here! give it to me!

Let's make one thing clear

Here nobody prevail on someone else

Right? -Right!

Because, it's true, you're occidental race, superior race, but you're younger

You're the big brother but you're much more black

So you're equivalent. Right?

Yes, ok Kecco. Let's go! -I'll take this

Ok, guys I was still learning but I knew how make them like me

Oh, the panserotti those ones are delicious! Emily the pray. -No, no those ones have to be eaten while they are still hot I already pray them for you while I was spreading out the dough.

This is the Buddhist, this is the Islamic, this is the Christian and this is the best one the Atheist

Rise, potato and krill (actually the recipe is with mussels instead on krill they adapted to Norway :D)

and also the scientific world started to appreciate my knowhow

Try now...

Guys 15 year of public work, those are the basics

then I'll learn you to take the snacks without paying

But now

only one thing was missing

to reach the idyll

I graduated in Italy -But all that north

maybe it cool down my latin instinct

or maybe I was thinking that it would be a little rede

and I gave up

but than I learned one thing

that in a civilic world

is the girl who use the tongue

So guys, at the end we end up together. They wanted to punish me but I was happy

But someone realized that in addition to my basic salary of 1300€ I took also

900€ of travel expenses benefit, plus 1200€ of risk benefit

A total of 3700€ per month

to be spent in the wonderful fjord frame

I was thinking... -You were thinking

what the fuck were you thinking?

How the fuck do you work'

the photo on the newspaper... the minister of (money) waste

Now you have to resolve this immediately this incident

and you'll send him immediately home otherwise you'll be the one who'll go home

I'm so happy that you found love between glaciers

sadly you have to go back to Italy

doctor but here I'm giving my contribution to the research

the science will get over it

Italy needs you

Is there a way to stay here doctor? -Just one

you'll sign your demissions with this check in your pocket

60000€

give me a pen -Here your pen

I have a itch back here

I'll ask help from home -Zalone where are you going?

Now they wants to transfer me back to Italy

and the only way is to sign the demissions.. -NOO

Don't you dare

remember the permanent employment is holy -and what can I do senator?

play the bonus ... time off work

thank, senator you're a genius

thank a lot. Good night to senators (italian saying is good night to musicians (suonatori->senatori) )

After those 3 month you'll come to me and we'll see who's going to win

you're not even helping me?! -No, I'm occupational disease doctor, how can I do that?

Without assurance if something happens... no no

is better if I don't

How's the fish of Adriatic sea? -Is much thiner than nordic one

because it doesn't need to produce fat

is the gran coreale a crustacean? -Yes -Darling, enough with questions

why? I is really a pleasure to answer

Yes, is a crustacean that lives in the Athentic ocean

in the nordic seas and if I'm not wrong... -Carl

Baltic -Carl

When I finally thought I became a civil man another obstacle shown up..

jealousy

This one?? -Is a mum's friend

Did they had a relationship together?

I don't know. -Why don't you know that?

Did they have it or not?

Kecco, he's Carl!

tomorrow we would like to do rafting are you going to watch over the kids, right?

Sure, it please me. Go go tomorrow we would like to do rafting are you going to watch over the kids, right?

Sure, it please me. Go go

I'll stay with them

how deep lives the grancoreale?

Kecco, how deep lives the grancoreale? -I don't know check on wikipedia

she's going to rafting with Carl

the hemorrhoids should have Carl, the hemorrhoids...

I was all the night awake for the pain

The morning it was me that civilly I bring Valeria to Carl

So, we'll see tonight

I'll try to make it as fast as possible. -Don't worry you can stay as long as you want I passed through that

What? -Nothing, go...

thank you, bye

yes, guys!

Now I was free from that latin inheritance

which is jealousy

What happened? -He said he doesn't feel well

Oh, there they are

The got the hemorrhoids, I swear!

Anyway

I was a completely different man. I wasn't uncivil, I wasn't disrespectful

I wasn't jealous

I was completely changed

and also my parents noticed that

of how much i was integrated there in Norway

Mum

dad....mum....

are you completely blind?

Come on, lest's go!

Sorry when the occupational disease finished, what are you going to do?

I'll stay in Norway, this place is fantastic

Civilization, efficiency

Did you know that here the state pays you if you don't work?

What have we done in Italy until now? Asshole!

Irony, you're so good to laugh, Italians..

Mum, the seatbelt

But I'm in the rear seat. -Also in the rear seats in the civil countries

Look!

What happened?

An Italian passed from here

Ignore it!

I hate you! when you act like this, I hate you!

-Dad, say that I changed, I look strange to you, I really don't understand

All this children

are her's? are you talking to me using 'her'? Of course their are mine (In Italian we use the third person for formality)

Darlin, for the marriage tomorrow skirt or slacks?

Slacks, darling,... and also the red shirt. -Already done

Can you please give me an hankie

what now for two tears we cut down a tree?

do you know what happen in Amazzonia?

I don't know. -Inform yourself, mummy

Darlin Hinger arrived. -I'm coming

My name is Hinger

and you?

Sorry kecco, can you tell me what time is it?

Kecco, I was having a shower and the warm water finished, Why?

Come on, tell me where is the boiler

Fantastic. -Lady, can you tell to my son to fuck off?

In Norwegian...

Who is going to marry tomorrow?

the third Valeria's boyfriend

The dad of the little son. -Ah, Arsel

But if Valeria's boyfriend

got another son from this new relation, the child that will born

what reation has with Kecco?

He' would be

let me think

There's no the problem of the son

This is music, not pizzica (traditional Puglia's (my region) music), much more elegant

how's wonderful the civilization.

Thank you

Caterina, so?

What makes you suffer?

the facts that I had other boyfriends?

No, in not that

My children?

No, they're wonderful

So, what's wrong?

there's one thing that i cannot accept,Valeria. -What?

My son's blond goatee

So I did that small concession

Finally!

Happy now! Anyway, I was fine with that!

Vale, we're going! Have a nice trip Caterina!

I recommend for Kecco, do the tomato sauce without garlic

Yes, he always does it like that

See you soon!

ciao

Come boys!

Come on daddy I'm not asking much

Can you promise me that you'll open your view, that you'll open your mind. -That you open the gate that wa havev to go

My parents run right away

But I was more convinced to stay there

But I haven't deal with the long Norwegian winter, yet

6 month where it alternate the dark of night

with the dark of the morning

And of course, all of this affects a lot the people's state of mind

Morning madam! I had an appointment with your colleague of the foreign office

but there's none. -He suicided

He jumped form the 6th floor

I don't know, Can I leave this to you?

We'll see tomorrow at 1.42

OK

Madam, one question...

which is your floor?

First floor -Ah ok so I'll come tomorrow

See you!

Then one night it happened that I was there

to do astronomic lesson to Lark

what happen to the white dwarf...

Kecco! -Who's calling? -Your mother -I'll call her tomorrow

and it doesn't have the power to oppose the gravity

and collapse on itself and

And what heppen? ♫You can feel in the air, our love song that flies, like a thought that knows about happiness ♫ -That they come back together

they're back together!

Who? -Who!

they're back together

And I didn't know anything

Do you know what does this means for my country?

what?

what the fuck, Is it possible that you're so arid?

And here, I lost all of that

Mother earth Italy

Started to make call me back

Hinger this language is uselessly difficult. I can translate all those phrases in one word, 2 letters

How was the work interview?

How do you say that?

I'll make you a discount

If I catch you, you're in trouble

I'm quite happy about how it went

At this point I think is useless to continue the lessons

-(Now you understand)

Please my house is full of that, bring them back. -Come on take them!

Only when we loose thing we start to understand the value

Understand? I didn't want to pass trough the queue

But since I have just one bottle and you have the bucket full. We in Italy

We let people pass in front because we are not civil, we are educated

-Come on Kecco let's go -Eat, eat that you're wasting away

let me understand

you come in Italy, you tried our cuisine and then you opened a restaurant here

Yes -And tell me, how do you cook this spaghetto?

Easy take the water, put pasta and light the fire

mmm 30 minutes

Mha I waited to let water boil, I' such an asshole

Do you want something else? -Yes, a screwdriver and a ladder

What are you doing?

V:don't worry! K:Fuck your sister!

What are you doing? K:Don't write "Italy" in vain!

Viking, you're a Viking

What are you doing? V: No, kecco no

Sorry darling but I need this! V:Ok but just once

what the funk are you honking?

I'm Italian

Don't you find it splendid?

Yes, Bergen in the night is wonderful

No the car double-parked

It's natural position

That how they stay! V:Now darling is enough

come on go down and move it

I like it like that

Tomorrow you'll move it. promised?

Let's go to sleep is night! K: Also this morning was night...

I want to go bask to Italy

He was a work

But what are you going to do in Italy!

I got some qualifications

I'll send some CV, I'll so some interview, they'll call back right? -In Italy?

Think carefully!

Guys, enough with those clichés about Italy

Announced delay of the flight from Roma fiumicino to Milano we'll land with 4 hours of delay

It's ours

I already fell home

It has to be due to strike

So, I went back to Italy with my whole new family. Dr. Sironi was a little agry about that

he's mad, he's out of his mind. I hate him!

What's up? what happened?

I offerd hin 70000€

he refused 70000€

Where can I send him? I need a place where he'll feel

in danger, intimidated

Send him where I come from

After the nordic darkness I was finally seeing again the south sunshine

I just arrived and I was immediately enrolled in the Forest Rangers

In order to intimidate me the dr. Sironi gave me a really dangerous task

confiscate the animal owned illegally by mafia's boss

Write a tiger boss Vincenzo Stino

Shut up!

Or I'll come inside

I was good at talking with those people. Don't worry boss it's going to be great

Let's go! Wait a second..

And in short time I became the king of the ..... forest service

Is there someone at the house arrest?

Finally, come in!

Why do we have it?

My son went to the cinema to see the film.. how was it? ...Madagascar

And he was obsessed over having a penguin

And the dad who has a good heart bought it. K:Is he here now? -No, in jail

He played two days and now he doesn't eve look at it

it doesn't play, it doesn't fly e doesn't do a fuck. Take it!

He called it skipper as the idol of he's favorite cartoon

but to welcome it there wasn't the cold glaciers of Madagascar

but a really warm house of Castrovizzo

can we do a plea to those who owns those animals? K: Sure!

Don't take your children to see Dumbo otherwise I'm fucked!

Sorry, can you tell me who are you? -I'm Don Michiele

and they are the guy cooperative to whom has been gave the estate

This is the tribunal letter

And this is instead my cousin's letter, from Brasil,

whom,being the owner of the estate writes:

about the house sticked in the forest you can stay how long as you want -Confiscated not sticked

Oh is an 's' not a 'c'

I have no words

... Tanino? -Tanino la Cirenza is the local boss

I'm really sorry,just give me the time to wake up the children and take our stuff

No but if you want you can stay few more weeks

We don't know what to do here,yet

What do you want to do here?

A social initiative to rescue people. K:Do we want to rescue my cousin?

And was that moment that Valeria

had a great idea

Look mayor in the confiscated estate with the cooperative's people we want to create an oasis for amimals

to cure them and bring them back to their own habitat

Isn't that a nice project for the community?

And what are these papers?

There it is an evaluation of the environmental impact, the earmarking, geologic...

We create an unpleasant situation for the mayor and the community

we don't need the hole for IMU (tax) V:darling? K: I?ll handle that

See you! K: Mayor..

I'll promise that in one week we'll have irregularity to standards

Bravo!

Now let's go and see the animals!

Here there are our chimpanzee, we'll cure them and bring them back to their habitat

This one that you see in isolation is a rare sample of ararauna. It belongs to a Sicilian boss

Suck! -No madam it hat to still to recover don't worry

The enthusiasm was through the roof

but reality bring our feet on the ground

acts of vandalism during the night, great damages for the "oasis of legality"

we have the heartfelt plea of don Michele Vannucci...listen:

I'm speaking to the healthy part of this land

You can change

K: and indeed... -Changed the priest of Castrovizzo

Don Michiele has been transferred in another location

Don Michele stay calm, resist!

we are doing our best also to make the kids integrate here

C...D...E...F...G...H (said with dialect accent)

Sorry kids! Salvino why don't you let him play?

- we don't want foreigners K:But he's not foreigner! tell him where are you from... -I'm from Gioiacauru

Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy. Really! so what it is "nduja"?

Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy.

He doesn't know because he's vegetarian -Also gay! Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy.

He doesn't know because he's vegetarian -Also gay!

But I was looking for a meeting point between our cultures

I avoided Salvino in collaborating with us

?dialect? and them come back here, come on! -Salvo, no

not the bullying

with this you spry the window and with this you clean

Emily no the paradox no!

there are some world equilibrium that have to be respected

despite of my strives there was always more trouble for the integration

It has been month that we don't receive founds

How we cure them? How are we going to feed them?

-Stay calm

This morning I have a visit from a schoolchildren

I refuse to tell again the fairy tale of legality

And tell them "Snow White"! -Fuck you!

Stay calm! I'll go

What eats those felines?

Can I give it a snack? K:Yes! T:No please kids! K:why not?

they are snacks eater so let's give them the snack

also the soppressata (italian salami), pasta with aubergines

is this a skin backpack? you can throw this also

Kids not all to them that there are also chimpanzee that haven't eaten in a month

Come on!

But Valeria had already decided

Valeria why are you so impulsive? I talked with the mayor

and now he'll find you a seasonal job

A seasonal job? K: But it'll become permanent

thank you I was worrying

Kecco what am i going to teach to me sons?

To accept everything like you do

What do I accept?

Where are you going, Valeria?

Listen to me!

Tell me!

I can't live without you! V:don't you?

So lose this obsession of the permanent employment

and come with me

Ok I'll do! because I love you, Valeria

they are congratulating with you! K:Yes, I understood

Thank you guys! It was a love choice

What did he say? -That you lied

No no I didn't lied guys..

I said the truth

A shaman has the power to read in your soul

and now you say that..

asshole!

Dogon, actually it didn't go that way

So lose this obsession of the permanent employment

and come with me

What? are you idiot. Dear, life is done also of concrete stuff. V: Let's go!

Secure salary, trade union protection, sickness leave

paid vacation, family allowances.

I would be lucky if I had that,madam K: We agree

V: Are we going or not? K: Valeria where do you want to go?

Valeria do you know that guarantee fund can be attributable to military years

I deposited too much for resigning

You can't rescind like that without advance notice

I have to dispute you, darling

I know it's easy to judge for you!

What is the job of this guy?

Hunt boars! K:Perfect

let's imagine that you each month

you hunt one boar

in January one arrow, one boar

February one arrow, one boar

and then arrives December

throw you're little arrow and you find two boar

Did ever happen to you?

(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee) It's called thirteenth

(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)

If your heart doesn't know this joy, shut up! (thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)

If your heart doesn't know this joy, shut up!

because gods condemned you to VAT registration (private workers)

understand?

anyway I was suffering, a lot!

the white dwarf is a star of small dimensions

with a small brightness and a color...

krill, the basic nutrition of seal is mostly in Norwegians sea

the polar bear K:what the fuck today! Without her I became arid and fussy

I didn't let anything go

You can't smoke in the forest

Can't i? K: No, turn it off immediately

Sure, immediately

My goodness!

In order to forget

I started to take shelter into alcohol

Kecco, come and seat with us

Like I did it guys don't worry

Also here doctor, please don't! D:Don't worry I'm here for vacation! Can I join you?

First she seats, and then asks...

Who knows what idea you made about me?

Nobody really knows me deep down

my weaknesses

my desire to fell possessed you a man

Is in that moments that a permanent employee becomes weak and fall down

Now you sign here and I swear that I'll follow you in a reintegration program

No , I want the permanent employment

But I won't leave you alone

Are you going to give me another permanent job?

look here there are 100000€ all for you!

A nice sign here K: where here?

Yes here...

K:give me one moment

There's no other way, ask for work disease

I'm sick I can't sign

Also it is sick both of us are sitk

Here you're 100000€. with them buy yourself a sex doll

Instead of pissing of young people

you sucks!

Go away D:parasite! K: I'll press charges on you

stalking, mouth-ing

Milf-ing

joking

So I went back home

and I fall in depression

My mum attentions were useless

I was destroyed

In the meanwhile in Rome that girl was angrier at me

Minister, believe me Zalone is exhausted

In one week convalescence is over and I was thinking of transferring him -On Pluton...

Zalone on Pluton(e)

Nice newspaper title! Maybe also with my photo below

Don't think anymore doctor

I'll be fine in Bolzano

Is not so cold after all

Good morning everyone, sorry for the late!

we called you

because we just finished

our long work on the public administration

Morning! -Morning! K:What is that? -Minister

Let see where you'll send me this time

Yes, I won!

I swear in my life I had a lot of emotions but come back here to province...

No what province? haven't you read the newspaper?

I still have to get used to it

My first call

yes? -Hello! Public office of hunting and fishing?

"Provincial" you might say to your sister. Now we are metropolitan area of hunting and fishing. Be careful!

And what changed? - A fuck,madam

Why did they do so? K:Now, I'll explain you, madam

The first republic

will not be forgotten

the first republic

what do you pretend to know about?!

about forty-year-old people pensioned that was dancing on the grass

after 10 years flew in the aeronautic

and the paraplegics ushers was jumping

and the janitor deaf-mute where singing

and for a cold they give them

four month to Abano's thermal

and with a ingrowing toenail you were invalid

for all your life

the first republic

will not be forgotten

the first republic

what do you pretend to know about?!

Everything like before you might say

But it wasn't

there was something I missed

I figure it out when I saw that bird flying

I still got her number

Hello! I saw a bird flying free in the air and I was thinking about you

There's nothing this morning, Kecco!

What nothing?

If is here why should not be there?

Wait, wait! K: Bring me a quail Liuzzi!

This is a great day, dad!

because recognizing me the professional disease I'm going to have 250€ more on my pension

Good aren't them?

the quail that nobody can cooked is as well as you're mother does. Where is he going?

I don't know. Someone called him

Who?

Look, I was so angry

I was thinking not to say anything but it wouldn't be right

I'm pregnant

Do you know the ethnicity?

I just say that is this month he never moved, he was "permanent"

are you saying that he's mine?

Yes Kecco, Is your son

Where are you now?

That's why I'm here Dogon!

Friends, in some hours if it didn't already happened I'll become a dad!

And hopefully god is going to give me a boy!

Dogon, I'm asking you

to let me free, I beg you

You lived a miserable life thinking only to your privileges

and doing this you condemned yourself

But also he's daughter is waiting a child

and a son can change your life

Yes I agree, Dogon!

I agree, meh(so what now?)!

try to be a better man that the one you was

we can go K: thanks, Dogon!

thaks guys, thank to everyone

Fuck you!

thanks Dogon! I'll coll him after you!

In so anxious! -Don't worry man, is going to be a little boy!

She's beautiful!

How you named her?

I was waiting for you

I like Ines

Ines is nice

Means purity! K:Also (I)National (N)Institution (E)State (S)Corporation, but purity is fine!

Are you leaving soon? K: No, open that file

You signed your demissions?!

This is the parental leave, this give us 3 month free!

Then my medic friend

certificated a typhus for me and malaria for you

That give us other 6 month

that if you want typhus i can take malaria

And for Ines I have a certification... V: Look that Ines can be infected for real!

and here there's no vaccines!

What do you mean? V: No Kecco, because they are expensive

and when and if they arrives the are rationed!

Rationed? For my daughter rationed? V: Yes!

I'll show you what we do where I come from

What donation?

You don't see where are we do you?

You don't feel a little of emotion or pity

Come on,give my daughter! K:But it's the routine

Come here, my love!

Take your stuff

those scrap papers and go

Zalone, you ruined my life, ant the end of the month they are going to transfer me, what do you want from me?

Don't move! Stay there

Did you ever took psychiatric drugs?

I heard a lot about you doctor

Did you? And from who? From Zalone?

You'll find him much more mature

those are your 31182€

But I asked 50000€ doctor!

This is what is rightful, then you was late in your decision, the reform is over and so the money

I got the solution

You'll put the rest

So, I won't sign!

Sit down!

Ok, ok!

I'll put them

But you'll sign

Immediately!

The pen doesn't work is the destiny!

My love, I'll take yours!

This is your severance pay!

This is my check

I wish you'll spend them for drugs (wishing dab luck/health)

Is not emotion, is not pity, is education

Where is she?

where's our grand-daughter? K:There she is!

Just kidding!

take the original one

Look what I did

My love!

did you want the grandchild now watch over here we are going to research

So cute!

If your son was still working now he would get the family allowance

Fuck you!

I'm form Gioiatauru! (in dialect)

I needed an assistant just for me

me assistant?

OU! I pay you the contributions!

We wanted to take you for this act of generosity

this is our hospital

You are a girl with a big hearth

Thanks doctor!

Welcome in my staff!

Excuse me

she's moved!

So this girl has an heart?!

Zalone

Doctor! -What a surprise you made me?

Did you see?

I moved! K: Did you see that you also have an heart?

You know what I think?

It's so nice give an hand to others

Also two doctor

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