All language subtitles for LETHAL Weapon - S02 E01 - El Gringo Loco (720p - AMZN Web-DL)

Previously on Lethal Weapon...

I'm an open book.

What would you like to discuss?

How about your wife?

(woman cries)

Next question.

Your wife's death
wasn't an accident.

RIGGS: Who ordered the hit?

Who's responsible for
killing my wife?

Flores. Tito Flores.

If you go and kill
Flores in cold blood,

then what's left for you?

What's left for me now?

MURTAUGH: I went by his
trailer this morning.

He was gone.

(chokes) Where did he go?!

Mexico.

There's something I got to do.

TRISH: Remember our one rule:

Make sure you come back to me.

(rapping in Spanish)

♫ How I could just kill a man... ♫

MURTAUGH: Oh, I found him.

TRISH: Who? Riggs?

No, Tito Flores,
head of the cartel.

If he's here, Riggs
is not far off.

I followed his
mistress to a hotel.

He just showed up.

Clearly the man's not
being satisfied at home.

Hmm. That makes two of us.

Roger, you have been in Mexico

for two weeks and still
haven't found Riggs.

When are you coming home?

I'm sorry.

If I'd known I was gonna
be here this long,

I would've brought my supplies.

My head oils, lotions,
and exfoliator.

I don't even have my
electric toothbrush.

This is a disaster.

Mm, yeah, I'm sure
you're roughing it.

I've seen the credit card bills.

The Four Seasons, Roger?

I'm tailing Tito Flores.

The man has expensive taste.

Trust me, this has not been no
picnic for... (knocks on glass)

Lobster tacos, extra
guacamole, señor?

(whispers): Yeah. Put them
on top of the hood. Okay.

Is that Dad?

Does he have another
family down there?

Oh, yeah, tell him to bring us
something back from Mexico.

Like tequila.

Ha. Very funny.

And this is not a vacation.

He is there on legitimate
police business, right, honey?

The LAPD is aware that
you're down there.

Yeah, well, well, technically
I'm using vacation days.

(muffled): But I'm definitely
gonna work that out

when I get back down there.

Roger,

Riggs is a grown man.

He can make his own decisions.

Ha. If only that were true.

(gunfire in distance) You know how
many messages I've left for him?

Texts? Totally unresponsive.

(gunfire, glass breaking) You think it
would kill him just to reach out to me?

Hmm? See how I'm doing?

(car alarm blaring)

(women screaming,
others clamoring)

Hey, Trish, I'm gonna have to

call you back.

I think I found Riggs.

I mean, I knew you as a
cold-blooded killer, Tito.

But I'm seeing you in
a whole new light.

I mean, this right here,
this is some kinky stuff.

Please.

You're gonna have
to elaborate, Tito.

Are you begging for your life

or, uh, you want
me to spank you?

Anything. I'll give you
anything you want.

Don't you remember?

You took away everything I ever
wanted when you killed my wife.

(elevator bell dings)

♫

(panting): Gringo loco.

You will never make
it out of this hotel.

My men will kill you.

That's the plan, Tito.

See, you and I are
going out together.

(clears throat loudly)

Good news is,

I'm dying with my pants on.

(Tito groans, Riggs
clears throat)

Now...

this is something that
Miranda never had.

It's the moment that you know,

without a doubt...

(gun cocks)

that you are gonna die.

You ready?

No.

No!

(whispers): Good.

Rog.

Riggs, lower that weapon.

Lower it?

Is that okay?

Come on, you know
what I'm saying, man.

This is not a joke.
Come on, don't...

don't, don't do this.

Hey, Rog,

you might want to,
uh, step back.

This is a .357. It's
gonna be a mess.

Look, look, look, we can
do this the right way.

We... (stammers)

we take him in.

And he stands trial.

He will pay for what he did.

No.

This feels like
justice to me, Roger.

Hey, Riggs, you
pull that trigger

and your life is over.

Yep.

Might want to get out of here.

They're gonna ask you why
you didn't shoot me.

I'm not leaving.

Okay?

You want to do this? Then
you know what? Fine.

Both of our lives are over.

So be it.

MURTAUGH: Riggs, please don't.
Please, please. RIGGS: No!

I'm going to do it! Then get out!
Riggs, I love you, man!

Did you just say you love me?

Yeah.

I-I guess I got, I got caught up

in-in the moment.

So, hey,

maybe there-there's
something that you...

want to express to me.

In return.

No.

Come on, man, I just opened up

and exposed myself
emotionally to you,

and-and you don't have nothing?

Nothing to say in return?

Yeah.

Duck.

You got a grenade?

Well, yeah. I mean, I had it at the house.
I was like,

"When am I ever gonna get a
chance to use it again?"

So I brought it. May I?

Yeah, sure.

One, two, three.

Your time will come, amigo.

This is a lot of damage.
We got to go.

I had all this under control.

You didn't have to
come down here.

No, n it's under control.

We have Tito.

We take him back to L.A.,

we book him,

resume our lives.

Not a scratch on us.

Now that's how I roll.

(yells)

♫

IA AGENT: State your
name for the record.

Captain Brooks Avery.

Captain Avery, are you aware
this panel has convened

to discuss the
international incident

involving Detectives
Murtaugh and Riggs?

Yes, I am aware.

And you understand it would
look very bad for the LAPD

if we had two officers
running around Mexico

wreaking havoc on a mission
for vigilante justice?

Absolutely.

And I am prepared
to cooperate fully.

Good.

What are Riggs and
Murtaugh doing in Mexico?

My understanding is... fishing.

Fishing? Yes, fishing.

They really like
spending time together.

Sometimes you-you pair
people up and they just...

they, they click.

(Murtaugh groans)

We're wasting time, Rog.

We have someone that we
need to be taking to jail.

After.

After we reattach my finger.

(groans)

(exhaling, phone vibrating)

Ooh.

Okay.

Now she's calling my
phone, all right?

Just let me talk to Trish to...
No.

No.

I need time to come up
with a plausible story.

I've got loads

of plausible stories.
You put the phone away.

Haven't you done enough?

(whimpering)

You forgetting something?

Oh, it's pointing at me.

Oh, I need something
for the pain!

Don't worry. We'll
take care of you.

MURTAUGH: I need morphine. Sure you
don't want me to come back there

and hold your good hand?

No.

Keep him away from me.

Family only, sir.

Well, he did tell me
that he loved me.

I didn't mean it, Riggs.

It was a distraction
tactic, you hear me?

I didn't mean it.

IA AGENT: When did you
know you were dealing with

loose cannons?

Well, I mean, there was,
there was the Grand Prix.

And then they-they blew
up the fireworks factory.

And the pharmaceutical company.

No, no, they just jumped out
of the window of the pharm...

No, they blew that one up, too.

What was the question?
(taps on glass)

Sorry to interrupt.

It's urgent.

Is this for real?

I think so.

Will you excuse me?

We have some excellent news,

and I feel like
you're about to learn

what I already know:

That Riggs and Murtaugh are
consummate professionals.

You're back!

I was worried.

(high-pitched): Avery.

(grunts) Come here, Captain.

Mmm. You smell like cucumber.
Morphine.

Why is he on morphine?

Had his finger reattached.

What the hell
happened in Mex...?

You know what? I
don't want to know.

But you do have Tito, right?

Of course we have Tito.

We're industry professionals.

Well, that's a stretch.

Great. Where is he?

What did you guys do?

♫

(normal voice): We
didn't do that, right?

No, Rog, we didn't.

WOMAN: You expect me to believe

that you have no idea

how Tito Flores ended
up dead in your trunk?

That's not what I said.

I said I'm not a
forensic scientist,

but my guess would be
the bullet to the head

scrambled his brains.

Who would have the motive
to kill Tito Flores?

Uh, I don't know.
Uh, he's the head

of one of the biggest
cartels in Mexico,

so I'm guessing
it's a long list.

Would you put yourself
on that list?

Did you not go down to
Mexico with the intent

to kill Mr. Flores? MURTAUGH (chuckles):
I think you're overstating that.

Uh, he went... we went down
there to arrest Tito Flores,

which we did successfully.

Here's a voice mail lifted from
Tito's phone. (phone beeps)

RIGGS (on voice mail): Tito.
Hola, amigo.

You know, when I
woke up this morning

and I thought the
sun is shining,

what a great day

to put a bullet in your head.

Right between your eyes.

Don't lump me in there with him.

I was down there as
the voice of reason.

It's true. The only reason
I did not kill Tito

was because he told
me he loved me.

I'd like that stricken
from the record.

This isn't a trial. Okay, well,
I want my lawyer present

because my brain is
still a little foggy.

It's a residual effect
of pain medication.

So I am not responsible
for the things

I might've said.

Well, I'm an open book.

So ask away.

Why were you hunting Tito
Flores, Detective Riggs?

Because he killed my wife.
Next question.

Effective immediately, you're
both on administrative leave.

We'll need your badges and guns.

Unless otherwise notified,

you are not to go
anywhere near this case.

Wait a minute, what's the
matter with you, man?

You got us suspended.

I don't know why you're
upset, I just told the truth.

Plus, bonus vacation days.

Yeah, well, you know,
I was thinking,

while I was doped up, I
might've told the nurse

that Tito was in the trunk.

I say we start with her.

Uh, we're on leave, sir.

Yeah, they always say that
and then we never listen.

It's kind of our move.

Not anymore. I am done.

What do you mean, you're done?

You want to find out
who killed Tito?

I mean, look, obviously,
it should've been me.

But I'll tell you what:

You find him, and
I'll buy him a shot.

So that's it... wait, wait.

No more being a cop?

Wh-What are you gonna do?

You're gonna go back
to your trailer

and drink yourself
into oblivion?

That, Roger Mayfield Murtaugh,

is the best idea
you've had all day.

♫ Come on

♫ Uh

♫ Come on

♫ Uh...

(exhales)

Hello?

I'm home.

(indistinct chatter)

Who are you?

All right, the party is over.

Over! Dad.

♫

It's wireless.

(laughs)

Daddy.

Hey, Pops, welcome home.

Don't "welcome home, Pops," me.

What's going on here?

I leave town for a couple
of days and you guys decide

to throw an unsupervised party?

Oh, wait till your mother
finds out about this.

TRISH: Roger!

(laughing): Oh, my God.

Welcome back, baby.

I missed you. Mwah.

Oh, are these for me?

This is so sweet, thank you.

Trish, wh-what is all this?

Well, the kids wanted to throw
a post-graduation party,

and I'd rather them throw it
here, where I can see them.

Who is manning my barbecue?

You?

You do not have a
license to operate her.

That is not a toy.

I'm going to college
in a few weeks, Rog.

I can manage a grill.

You picked a school without me?

Oh, yeah. Claremont.

Baby, isn't that a decision
that we should make together

as a family? Why
wasn't I consulted?

Really? I tried calling
and calling you, Roger.

One time you were at a mariachi
bar, one time you were at a spa.

And the oth... you know what?

When you went down to Mexico,

I supported you; I didn't
ask any questions.

And I'm asking you to do
the same for me now, okay?

You're right.

Maybe I came in a little hot.

You know, it was a long day.

I'm just happy to
see my family...

And what the hell is that?

Oh, a belly button ring.

Cool, right?

No, not cool.

The only girls that
wear belly button rings

are the ones that get
paid to show it.

Daddy!

Roger! I'm saying,

you know your family keloids...

TRISH: Really, that is not okay.

Okay, can you guys
please take it upstairs?

Okay? This is social suicide.

I know what's wrong,
you're just mad

because I went to Mexico
for a couple of weeks.

I'm mad because you came back
acting like a horse's ass.

(whispering): A horse...

Roger, what is that?

Oh, it's nothing, I-I lost
a piece of my finger.

They found it, put it
back, everything is fine.

And you didn't think to call me

when a part of your
body goes missing?

Really?!

Can we start over?

(gull squawking)

(blows)

(sips)

(knocking on door)

CAHILL: Are you decent?

Nope.

Let me rephrase.

Do you have pants on?

Yes.

Wow.

This is not as bad
as I expected.

You must have extremely
low expectations.

Came by to check on you.

I'm not sure if you remember,

but you sent me this
note before you left.

That is a thank you note.

Not to get all shrink on you,

but it read to me
like a suicide note.

Hmm.

So you're done, huh?

No more being a cop.

Well, you know, they accused
me of killing Tito Flores,

if you can believe that.

But you didn't kill him.

How do you feel about that?

Well, I think the world's a
better place without him in it.

So I'll take one for the team.

What about your partner?

He followed you to Mexico
to save your life.

Sounds like you may have
ruined his career to do it.

(clears throat)

Well, I didn't ask for his help, so...
(clicks tongue)

that's on him.

You didn't have to.

That's what it means
to care about someone.

He wanted you alive
more than you did.

Well...

I for one am glad you're back.

The world's a better
place with you in it.

(door opens, closes)

Hi. I was in earlier

about a missing finger.

I know who you
are, we're closed.

You need to leave.

It's okay, I'm a cop.

I need to know if
I said anything

on that medication,
anything unusual.

You kidnapped Tito Flores

and then you killed him.
I saw the news. No.

I already hit the alarm.
Cops are on their way.

Real cops.

Honey, I am a real cop.

DENISE: Let me see
your badge, then.

(brakes squeaking)

(guns clicking)

MURTAUGH: Oh, okay...

Denise. Is that your name?

Okay, Denise,

there are some very
bad men out there

with automatic weapons
coming to kill you.

Why?

Wh-Who did you tell about Tito?

I called my brother, he's
a Border Patrol agent.

Okay. Open this door.

Open the door!

(keys jingling)

Okay.

(panting)

I need you stay in here
until I return, got it?

Uh-huh. Wait.

I need a weapon. Do
you have anything?

Uh, uh... nurse, scalpel.

(whispers): Scalpel...

I always wanted to say that.

Okay. I'll be right
back, all right?

Okay. Don't worry.

Industry professional.

(shoes squeak)

Let's go.

♫

(shouting)

(gunshots, grunting)

(shell casing clatters)

Hey, Rog, you dead in there?

Yes!

Lucky bastard.

(groans)

What's going on?

Who were those men?
Probably members

of Tito Flores' cartel.

Now, you said you
told your brother

we had Tito in the trunk?

Yeah.

Gordon works for Border Patrol.

I didn't know you
guys were cops.

I figured he'd know what to do.

MURTAUGH: Hey, Bailey.

Murtaugh? Thank God.

Do you have any idea how dead
this place is without you?

Listen, for a concerned citizen,
could you put out a BOLO

for one Gordon Barnes,

born 7/30/79.

Sure. Who is he?

He's a person of interest
in the Tito Flores killing.

Since we're on suspension, we
have to do this under the radar.

Got him. You looked him up?

No, he's standing
right in front of me.

Sir, can I help you?

Yeah.

I'm here to confess.

I killed Tito Flores.

Okay, Bailey, don't
ask me how I know,

but I think he might know
something about Tito's murder.

Murtaugh, I'm-a have
to call you back.

Bailey, don't...

She hung up on me?

(car horn honking,
siren wailing)

GORDON: I've been a border
agent for 15 years.

I had a front row seat to the
death, carnage, lives ruined

by drug lords like Flores.

If he went to trial,
he would've walked.

I knew what I had to do.

He did it.

Rewind that back,
that's a confession.

I don't need to rewind it,
I've watched it a dozen times.

I'll present this
to the IA panel,

you should be
reinstated by tomorrow.

Okay. Got my finger
back, got my job back.

Now I got to get my family back,

so I can forget this
nightmare ever happened.

What about your partner?

Before you left, you said
you wanted a new one.

Do you?

The answer to that
will always be yes.

(chuckles)

But it's not up to me.

He says he's walking away.

You believe him?

Any questions you
got, I answered.

Your people have been
grilling me all day.

Just one.

What was it like to
kill Tito Flores?

You want to know
how it went down?

I told them already. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

How did it feel?

Look, I'm asking because
I wanted to be the guy.

You know, look into his
eyes, hear his last breath.

And I had this idea in my
mind of how it would feel.

And thanks to you, I'm
never gonna know for sure,

so if you could indulge me.

Oh, well, I don't know.

It happened quick.

All right, well, you got to give
me more than that, I mean...

was it like some inner
peace, like a weight lifted?

I don't know.

Coldness? Come on,
lunatic to lunatic.

I felt like Tito needed to die

and so he did.

(taps table)

I mean, I would hope Tito's
killer would've been

a little more verbal,
but all right.

Good luck in prison.

♫ 100 days, 100 nights...

MURTAUGH: You're looking at
a deeply apologetic man.

Now, I scoured the city to find
everybody's favorite meal,

every teriyaki burger,
soup dumpling,

sashimi, sweet mashed potatoes.

(giggles)

Mm. It's just a small token

of the appreciation I have

for this beautiful
family that I love.

Hmm, so you think

getting some sushi

is gonna make up
for your behavior.

No, no.

This is just the beginning
of what will be a-a...

Mm-hmm.

A month-long grovel. Deal?

TRISH: Roger.

Next time you come
back after being away,

we like this version of you.

Deal? Absolutely.

Oh, wait, I have a demand.

Hey, don't you press your...

♫ Treat you good

♫ All the time

♫ But there's something...

Sure, son, what is it?

I would like for you
to come with me

to see Claremont
College this weekend.

Book it.

And, Riana... Mm-hmm?

I respect the fact
that it is your body

and if you want to bejewel
your navel region, um,

I, uh...

I will support that.

Thank you, Daddy.

Does that mean I
can get a tattoo?

Hey, come on, don't...
(Trish clears throat)

♫ And a little more...

That's a conversation
that your mother and I

will have together as a unit.

And speaking of your
mother, my angel,

I have not been a
good partner to you.

And I want you to know that all
these fires on the home front,

it's not your fault.

Excuse me, what fires

aren't my fault?

Did I say "fire"?

You said "fire."
You said "fire."

Why'd you make me say "fire"? No,
he didn't make you say "fire."

You said "fire."

Roger, are your kids healthy?

Yes, ma'am.

Are they homeless?

No, ma'am.

Do they have all their
fingers and toes?

Mm-hmm,

which is more than I
can say about you.

♫ Yeah

♫ But one day...

Look, can we back up?

Um, something is
happening to my apology.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. You keep talking.

Okay, well, I just
want things to go back

to the way they
were before I left.

Hmm. (knock on door)

Wow, looks like you
just got your wish.

Martin.

(chuckles) Come here.
How are you, Trish?

Welcome back.

Hope I'm not intruding.

Not at all. Roger was
just asking for a redo

of his redo.

Sounds about right.

So, uh, how's the new job going?

Wait, um, he just asked
me about my life.

Very thoughtful.

Ooh.

Nice belly button ring.

Oh, thanks. I want
to get a tattoo.

I've got a great guy
down on Sunset.

Let me know when you're ready.
Ah...

Nice.

MURTAUGH: Ah, out,
out, out, out, out.

TRISH: There goes family dinner.

Hey, now is not a good time.

If you got something
to say to me,

wait till tomorrow, okay?

Or, hey, why don't you pick up
a phone like a normal person?

Sure thing. I'll
see you tomorrow.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Since you're here, what?

Well, I had a conversation
with one Gordon Barnes

and, uh, I don't
think he did it.

And... what is it that

makes you think he
didn't do it, Riggs?

Did he recant?

No. I looked at his face.

His face. That's not a face of a man
who wanted to kill Tito Flores.

This. This is the face of a man
who wants to kill Tito Flores.

And what am I supposed to
do with that, Riggs? Huh?

If he didn't do it,
I'm still suspended.

Well, if I was your partner,

I'd tell you to go
find the real killer.

If I was your friend...

tell you go back inside
and be with your family.

Well, are you?

Your partner?

No. My friend.

I probably wouldn't
be here if I wasn't.

(car door opens and closes)

(engine starts)

(vehicle departs)

(sighs) Doghouse.

This is what we in the
robbery/homicide business

call an airtight case.

Signed confession.

Mexico's largest cartel
is now leaderless.

Now, yes, Murtaugh and Riggs

should be reinstated, but
I'm thinking bigger.

I'm thinking commendation.

IA AGENT: Raul Mendez,

Tito's second in command
and attack dog.

Within hours of Tito's death,

he'd assumed control.

So, the Flores Cartel
is business as usual.

Hmm.

Why don't we start with
reinstatement and go from there?

(knock on door)

Please.

What do you mean
he didn't do it?

Riggs said he looked Barnes in
the eyes and he didn't do it.

The eyes?

I was this close to
getting you reinstated.

Now you want me to
go back in there

and tell them we don't
have a suspect?

Technically speaking,
Murtaugh and Riggs

are the suspects. I don't
want to say it again.

We did not kill Tito Flores.

Honestly, at this point,
it'd be easier if you had.

BARNES: We've been over
it a hundred times.

I-I know, I know.

Just-just tell him what
you, uh, what you told me.

I picked the trunk lock.

I shot Tito. I walked away.

I got chills.

It's as if I was there.

One shot.

Total pro.

I'd have hosed his ass down,
Sonny Corleone style.

Because I'm a nervous guy.

You know, I-I-I wouldn't
be able to control myself.

Yeah, well, one shot was plenty.

Huh. You know, funny...

we found two bullets

in Tito's skull.

I have a thought.

Hmm? May I pitch?

Oh, please, please, please.

Another killer

showed up after you
left and shot Tito

in the exact same spot
with the exact same

caliber bullet and
then he leaves.

I... maybe-maybe I shot twice.

I don't, I don't remember.

It happened so fast.

See, I don't buy that. Right?

If I killed Tito Flores,
I'd have played it

over and over and
over in my head

like my favorite country ballad.

I killed Tito Flores!

Not a bad name for your song.

♫ I shot Tito Flores

♫ Shot him in the head

♫ I don't know how many times ♫

Dead... ♫ But I know
that he's dead. ♫

I got to write this down.
Yeah, I like it.

Well, let's fill out
the paperwork first

and get him released.
That'll be... Wait.

(sighs)

If I admit I'm innocent, will
you promise not to let me out?

Now, this is a story
that I'd like to hear.

I know Tito's number
two, Raul Mendez.

Sometimes I'd take some cash
from him at the border,

let a truck through.

It was harmless stuff.

When my sister called me

to tell me that Tito's
body was in a trunk

on this side of the border,

I figured I could get
on Raul's good side.

But Raul didn't want him back.

Raul killed Tito.

And then he went after
my sister and he told me

that if I didn't confess,
he was gonna kill her, too.

MURTAUGH: So, what,
you go to jail

and he pinky swears that he's
not gonna kill your sister?

You're a very trusting man.

I have an insurance policy.

Proof.

Proof that he did it.

I recorded the phone
call with Raul.

MURTAUGH: So, that's
your plan, huh?

You're just gonna blow up Raul.

Yup.

Since you tossed
my last grenade,

I got to stock up.

Hey, Monty, you got any RPGs?

For you or Murtaugh?

RIGGS: You honestly think

I'd trust this man with
a rocket launcher?

Third aisle, third shelf,

confiscated from a meth
dealer in Hawthorne.

My man.

So, you're going down to Mexico

and you're gonna start a war?

No, I'm gonna finish one.

This is not an RPG.

It's an M-72. Monty.

Okay, let's say you go down
there and you're successful

in this little suicide mission.

You take Raul out.

Someone else is just gonna
step up and take his place.

Then I'll take him out.

You can't because

you just went on a
suicide mission,

or do you not understand

the meaning of those words?

That's a really good point.

Okay.

Then you'll have to kill him.
Deal?

Pinky swear.

Look, Riggs, the
only way to do this

is to take out the
entire cartel.

Oh, what a great idea.

Why didn't I think of that?
I'm serious.

We take out the whole operation,
but we do it the right way.

And how do you plan
on doing that, Roger?

Well, we're gonna need
a lot more grenades.

All right. You've
got my attention.

(man speaking Spanish)

Oh.

I'm sorry. Am I late?

I'm late, aren't I?

I knew it.

In fairness, though,

there's, like, 20 churches
in this town, first of all,

so you can see how one can

get turned... whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, guys, look,

let's not lose our heads here.

I mean, unless you
have to shoot,

in which case,
then, we all will.

Lose our heads, that is.

(concerned whispering)

But, hey, at least we're
in the right place, right?

Okay, I'm gonna use
this opportunity, uh,

for all those not involved
in the cartel game

to take their leave.

There we go.

Okay... first, I'd like
to say a few words.

Oh...

To the man,

the murderer,

drug lord...

All-around human filth.

Yes, Tito Flores killed
a lot of people...

destroyed many families.

Mine included.

I'll never forget you for that.

Truth be told,

I wanted to be the one
that pulled the trigger.

But someone beat me to it.

And that someone is here today.

Honey, I'd love to talk,
but I can't right now.

Roger,

I got your message.

So you're in Mexico
with Riggs again?

Yes. I am at Tito
Flores's funeral.

And from now on, no more
unilateral decisions.

I'm gonna tell you everything.

(gun cocks)

And in the spirit of sharing,

someone's here to
kill me right now.

I got to go. I love you. Ro...

Ladies and gentlemen, put
your hands together for Raul!

Come on, Raul, stand up.

Take a bow.

All right.

My-My Spanish is a little rusty.

Um, it sounds like
you're denying all this.

Raul, take credit.

Believe me, I would have loved
to have been the one to do it.

Mm... Maybe I should
just kill you right now.

(whispering): That's
a really good idea.

Why don't you do it
like you did Tito?

Bang-bang.

Two shots to the head.

(grunting)

Come on, let's go.

Whoo! Let's do it, Raul!

Together!

(chuckling)

You see these people?

Ah... They would die for me!

Because I am their patrón.

They will never believe you.

Oh, no, I never expected
them to believe me.

That would be silly.

They can hear it
directly from you.

Hey, Rog, play that tape.

(grunting)

Whenever you're ready,
Rog, go for it, buddy.

(Murtaugh panting)

We seem to be experiencing
some technical difficulties.

Let me summarize what he said
to the border patrol agent.

(imitating Raul): "You
gonna tell everybody

that you're the one that
killed Tito, and..."

RAUL (over speaker): And anyone
finds out that it was me,

I'll kill your sister,
and I'll make you watch.

(tape rewinding)

You are going to tell everybody

that you are the one
that killed Tito.

And if anyone finds out...
RIGGS: See what I mean?

I can never get the tone right.
It sounds so much better

coming from him.

Ooh, it seems as if the
tides have turned, Raul.

Damn.

LAPD cutbacks...

You got to get me out, man.

I'll talk. I'll give you names,

shipping routes,
anything you want.

I don't know, sounds
like a lot of paperwork.

Keep me alive, and I will
give you everything you need

to take out the cartel.

You drive a hard
bargain, but all right.

(tires screech)

Coming in!

(engine revs)

(dialing)

(phone chiming)

Roger.

Hey, babe. Yeah, it's me again.

No, we're fine. We got our man

and we're heading back home.

(screaming)

Roger, what was that?

Oh, that's nothing. We're good.

R-Riggs just shot off
a rocket launcher.

Okay, baby,

I think that's enough sharing.

So, Raul,

what did it feel like
to kill Tito Flores?

"Erratic. Unprofessional.

Capricious."

Just a few of the descriptors
the police commission used

in their report.

What about "unhinged"?

"Loose cannons."

We get that one a lot. Although,

we did solve the murder.

And Raul's testimony
will take down

most of the cartel's
management structure.

And that with barely a scratch.

No, you misunderstood.

That was their
description of me.

See, I spent so much time
covering for you two,

they thought I was
the unstable one.

No, you... you idiots...
You get a pass.

The police commission
has officially approved

your reinstatement.

That is, if you want it.

Yeah, well, I have
some expenses.

Who do I send invoices to?
Oh, no. Hell no.

Yeah, I do.

(elevator bell dings)

♫ It was more like a dream...

Heard you guys blew
up the cartel.

Nah, just their cars.

♫ Thought it was a dream

♫ While he was here with me...

I see you're wearing
your badge again.

Well, you know, it's really, uh,

more of a fashion
statement, you know.

♫ When he was gone,
it was too much... ♫

Well, I'm glad you're back.

I like having you around.

Well, I mean, you know.
This isn't it, right?

We can, uh, meet
in the break room.

Cheese Puffs on me.

I was thinking tomorrow,
my office, 8:00 a.m.

♫ And another...

Well, what would we talk about?

IA's orders. Back on the force

means back on the couch, Riggs.

Yeah, but Tito's dead,
so, I mean, I'm cured.

If you really believe that, you
are crazier than I thought.

♫

♫ Hey, little girl,
is your daddy home? ♫

♫ Did he go and leave
you all alone? ♫

♫ Ah, I've

♫ Got a bad desire

♫ Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire...

I know I should have
came by sooner.

I, uh...

You wouldn't have been proud
of the man that I've become,

and I guess I just didn't
want you to see me that way.

I mean, truth be told, I thought
I was gonna be with you by now.

You know, that was the plan.

♫ Ooh...

I guess nothing turned out
like we planned, did it?

♫

(clears throat) So, I've
got this new partner.

Well, he's not new,
but new to you.

And don't get jealous, but
he told me the other day

that he loves me.

The guy's way too emotional.
(sighs)

The worst part...

he won't let me die.

So...

you'd love him.

♫ Edgy and dull

♫ And cut a six-inch valley

♫ Through the
middle of my soul ♫

♫

♫ At night I wake up with
the sheets soaking wet ♫

♫ And a freight train running
through the middle of my head ♫

♫ And you cool my desire

♫ Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

♫ Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire...

I'm never going to
stop missing you.

♫ Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire...

I love you.

♫ Oh, oh, oh

♫ I'm on fire.

(lively music playing inside)

MURTAUGH: Más carnitas, anyone?

It looks really good, honey.

Yeah, that's a little
marinade that I picked up

south of the border.
Ah. (Chuckles)

It's like we're there.

Yeah, good, because, uh,

I'm out of vacation days.

So this is the closest we're
gonna get for a while.

I'm just happy you're home.
Me, too, baby.

You have no idea
what I went through.

Mm-hmm. This guy had
me dead to rights,

and I took a cable
from a speaker wire,

and I just started
to choke him out.

Baby... Hmm?

In a relationship,
a little mystery

goes a long way.

RIANA: Hey.

Okay, uh, what did
we talk about?

Okay, no embarrassing stuff.
Kissing counts.

(chuckles) (doorbell rings)

That's Riggs.

The embarrassing stuff's
just about to start.

(chuckles)

I brought tequila.

Ooh, something smells good.

Riggs, this is a kids' party.

I brought two bottles.
(chuckles)

I'm surprised you
even showed up.

I mean, parties are not
really your scene.

Well, Trish invited me, and
I didn't want to be rude.

And that's the only reason?

It's not because you, uh...

Didn't want to drink
alone at home?

No. Because you feel something.

Feel?

I understand, Riggs.

The "L" word scares you.

No, doesn't scare me.

I-I love guns.

I love my truck. Ooh...

I love tequila.
Yeah, don't forget,

a little mystery goes a
long way in relationships.