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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,944 --> 00:00:06,779 We all need a way to reset our souls, don't we? 2 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:08,318 Yeah, I don't have time... 3 00:00:08,319 --> 00:00:10,720 to do yoga on the beach at sunset. 4 00:00:10,721 --> 00:00:13,056 This is my idea of relaxation. 5 00:00:13,057 --> 00:00:15,291 I call this pose "the reclining pig." 6 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:17,060 I get to hold it for 20 minutes a day... 7 00:00:17,061 --> 00:00:18,495 when the kids are finally asleep... 8 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:19,763 and David's in the shower. 9 00:00:19,764 --> 00:00:21,398 It's the only "me" time I get... 10 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:23,600 because for every other minute of every day... 11 00:00:23,601 --> 00:00:25,602 someone needs me. 12 00:00:25,603 --> 00:00:27,070 Emet! Emet! We need you! 13 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:28,905 Our VR game designs need to be approved... 14 00:00:28,906 --> 00:00:30,306 before the concept meeting tomorrow. 15 00:00:30,307 --> 00:00:32,575 You guys were supposed to get me those by 3:00. 16 00:00:32,576 --> 00:00:34,177 Whoa, pretty demanding... 17 00:00:34,178 --> 00:00:36,746 for someone who took her sweet-ass time at lunch today. 18 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:38,681 I took my baby to the doctor. 19 00:00:38,682 --> 00:00:40,250 I held him down while he got shots. 20 00:00:40,251 --> 00:00:41,584 You came back with a lollipop. 21 00:00:41,585 --> 00:00:42,619 It couldn't have been that bad. 22 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:45,121 The lollipop was my lunch. 23 00:00:45,122 --> 00:00:46,790 Okay, all right. Go ahead. 24 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,491 Put it on the pile. I got this. Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go. 25 00:00:48,492 --> 00:00:50,427 Home stretch until I get to my 20 minutes. 26 00:00:50,428 --> 00:00:52,095 I just have to make dinner, put the kids to bed... 27 00:00:52,096 --> 00:00:53,530 clean up, say hi to the husband... 28 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:54,798 and pee. 29 00:00:54,799 --> 00:00:56,299 - Like, now. - Mom! 30 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,334 Louie flew his helicopter into my hair! 31 00:00:58,335 --> 00:01:00,870 It's no big deal, Mom. I'll go get the scissors. 32 00:01:00,871 --> 00:01:02,439 - No, no, no... - No, you psycho! 33 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,706 I'll kill you! 34 00:01:03,707 --> 00:01:05,175 Lily, don't call him a psycho! 35 00:01:05,176 --> 00:01:07,644 And Louie, stop being a psycho! 36 00:01:07,645 --> 00:01:08,778 You're home. 37 00:01:08,779 --> 00:01:10,513 - Yeah. - Good. Listen. 38 00:01:10,514 --> 00:01:12,015 You know how I have trouble reading Caleb at work? 39 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:13,616 - Yes. - Well, I decided that today... 40 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:14,984 was the day I was gonna show him my new press plan. 41 00:01:14,985 --> 00:01:16,453 This is the part of my day... 42 00:01:16,454 --> 00:01:18,288 where David spins out and I reassure. 43 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:20,123 I call it putting Humpty-David... 44 00:01:20,124 --> 00:01:21,558 back together again. 45 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,359 That I like... 46 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,727 actually, that doesn't sound good either. 47 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:26,963 Yeah, Caleb's gonna fire me. 48 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:28,698 Okay, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. 49 00:01:28,699 --> 00:01:31,534 Humpty... honey, Caleb is not firing you. 50 00:01:31,535 --> 00:01:34,304 You are the best PR person that airline has ever had. 51 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:35,972 - I am? - Yes, they are lucky... 52 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:37,307 - to have you. - You're right. 53 00:01:37,308 --> 00:01:38,908 - Yes! - Thank you, you're the best. 54 00:01:38,909 --> 00:01:40,844 - Hey, you know what you need? - What? 55 00:01:40,845 --> 00:01:42,479 - How about a date night? - Yeah. 56 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,180 - How about I just spoil you? - Yeah. 57 00:01:44,181 --> 00:01:45,482 So just pick a place... 58 00:01:45,483 --> 00:01:46,749 make a reservation, get a sitter... 59 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:47,851 and I am there. 60 00:01:47,852 --> 00:01:49,919 I cannot wait. 61 00:01:51,088 --> 00:01:52,655 - Okay, I got it. - I'll get it. 62 00:01:52,656 --> 00:01:54,657 Hi. 63 00:01:54,658 --> 00:01:56,359 It's your neighbor. How are you? 64 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,862 - Listen, Emert... - It's Emet. 65 00:01:58,863 --> 00:02:00,430 That's weird too. 66 00:02:00,431 --> 00:02:03,099 Listen, Ren and I are off to Budapest... 67 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,534 and I was wondering if you're not, like... 68 00:02:04,535 --> 00:02:06,736 - Mom, she's crazy! - I'm gonna kill you! 69 00:02:06,737 --> 00:02:08,171 Quiet! 70 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:10,039 If you're not too busy... 71 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,608 would you mind bringing in our packages... 72 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,777 and then agitating our compost for us while we're gone? 73 00:02:14,778 --> 00:02:16,079 This globetrotting... 74 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,680 needs to stir her own garbage. 75 00:02:17,681 --> 00:02:18,848 Tell her no! 76 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:20,350 Of course. I'd be happy to. 77 00:02:20,351 --> 00:02:21,851 What the hell is wrong with you, Emert? 78 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:23,720 My God, amazing. 79 00:02:23,721 --> 00:02:26,523 Thank you so much, and ciao-maste. 80 00:02:26,524 --> 00:02:28,558 - Bye! - Bye. 81 00:02:28,559 --> 00:02:30,260 I know this looks overwhelming... 82 00:02:30,261 --> 00:02:31,728 but as long as I can get my 20 minutes... 83 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:33,129 I can handle anything. 84 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:34,564 Just dinner, clean-up, bedtime... 85 00:02:34,565 --> 00:02:36,766 then a light at the end of the tunnel. 86 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:38,868 - Hello. - A pipe burst in our condo. 87 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:40,770 We need to stay here for a week. 88 00:02:40,771 --> 00:02:42,639 Whichever bathroom I use is mine. 89 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,607 I'm battling athlete's foot. 90 00:02:46,477 --> 00:02:48,912 ? Take, take, take control? 91 00:02:48,913 --> 00:02:50,380 ? Control of me? 92 00:02:50,381 --> 00:02:52,382 ? Take me, me, me? 93 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:55,451 ? Take, take control of me? 94 00:02:56,387 --> 00:02:58,755 Well, two more annoying things on my plate. 95 00:02:58,756 --> 00:03:00,056 My parents. 96 00:03:00,057 --> 00:03:02,125 Maya, did you remember to bring my fiber? 97 00:03:02,126 --> 00:03:05,728 My love, have I ever forgotten your fiber? 98 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:08,231 I've glimpsed our future... 99 00:03:08,232 --> 00:03:09,732 - and I don't like it. - It's bad. 100 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:11,134 Okay, I can get a bunch of vouchers from the airline... 101 00:03:11,135 --> 00:03:12,268 and we can get them a free hotel room... 102 00:03:12,269 --> 00:03:13,303 and put them in it for the week. 103 00:03:13,304 --> 00:03:14,571 - A hotel? - Yeah. 104 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:16,005 What, like they're white parents? 105 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:17,240 Why don't you just spit on them? 106 00:03:17,241 --> 00:03:18,775 Okay, they are going to stay here... 107 00:03:18,776 --> 00:03:20,410 and it will be terrible. 108 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:21,911 Deal with it. 109 00:03:23,347 --> 00:03:25,114 As you can tell, we are very excited... 110 00:03:25,115 --> 00:03:26,316 about these new character designs. 111 00:03:26,317 --> 00:03:28,117 - Yeah. - Yeah, they're fine. 112 00:03:28,118 --> 00:03:30,587 They're fine. Just fine. 113 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:31,754 Well, I'm spiraling. 114 00:03:31,755 --> 00:03:33,122 Sorry, check back with me later. 115 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:34,524 Sorry, guys, they're good. 116 00:03:34,525 --> 00:03:36,159 They're really good, okay? It's just... 117 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,994 with my parents staying, I just... 118 00:03:37,995 --> 00:03:39,195 I have nothing left in the tank. 119 00:03:39,196 --> 00:03:40,496 You know what your problem is? 120 00:03:40,497 --> 00:03:42,131 I just told you what my problem is. 121 00:03:42,132 --> 00:03:44,000 No, okay, your problem is the same problem... 122 00:03:44,001 --> 00:03:45,501 - that all women have. - I know what it is. 123 00:03:45,502 --> 00:03:46,769 - Um, osteoporosis. - Bloating. 124 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:47,837 - Humidity. - Iron. 125 00:03:47,838 --> 00:03:48,972 - Dryness? - Calcium. 126 00:03:48,973 --> 00:03:50,273 - Itching. - Burning. 127 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:51,274 - Swelling. - Transvaginal mesh. 128 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:52,842 - Leaks! - Leaks. 129 00:03:52,843 --> 00:03:55,311 - My God. - Yeah, okay, all those things... 130 00:03:55,312 --> 00:03:57,614 but mainly women aren't entitled enough. 131 00:03:57,615 --> 00:04:00,216 - You gotta take what you want. - It's true. 132 00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:02,118 We socialize girls to be less assertive. 133 00:04:02,119 --> 00:04:04,287 I actually read about a study where they asked women... 134 00:04:04,288 --> 00:04:06,623 what part of a human centipede they would want to be... 135 00:04:06,624 --> 00:04:09,192 and half of them wouldn't even answer the question. 136 00:04:09,193 --> 00:04:11,127 Yeah, my point is, you're never gonna get... 137 00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:13,363 what you want if you keep acting like a woman. 138 00:04:13,364 --> 00:04:15,465 - You gotta manspread. - Manspread. 139 00:04:15,466 --> 00:04:17,233 Yeah. See, manspreading... 140 00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:20,703 is when a guy, or man, sits on a subway... 141 00:04:20,704 --> 00:04:22,805 with his legs apart, or spread. 142 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:24,007 Okay, you don't need... 143 00:04:24,008 --> 00:04:25,575 to mansplain manspreading to me. 144 00:04:25,576 --> 00:04:27,343 Look at the wussy way you're sitting right now. 145 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:29,178 You're too polite to even take up your own chair. 146 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:30,580 I can take up a chair. 147 00:04:30,581 --> 00:04:34,217 That's not that hard or just, like... 148 00:04:34,218 --> 00:04:36,019 I can do the things that you guys... 149 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:38,321 it's actually not... that's not even comfortable. 150 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:39,822 You know what? Manspreading is gross... 151 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:41,824 and I'm not doing it. I know that I can handle this... 152 00:04:41,825 --> 00:04:43,326 in a dignified, lady way. 153 00:04:43,327 --> 00:04:45,395 Like Meryl Streep in everything. 154 00:04:45,396 --> 00:04:47,530 I will just meet everyone's needs and eke out... 155 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:49,932 a teeny tiny break for myself without anyone ever knowing... 156 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,001 or getting their feelings hurt. 157 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:53,336 Yeah, you'd definitely be... 158 00:04:53,337 --> 00:04:55,838 the worst part of the centipede. 159 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,540 Those guys were wrong. 160 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:59,509 Women can be any part of the centipede they want. 161 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:01,611 I just need to preserve my precious 20 minutes. 162 00:05:01,612 --> 00:05:03,513 I can do it. I can... 163 00:05:03,514 --> 00:05:04,714 Whoa. 164 00:05:04,715 --> 00:05:06,249 What the "fuh"? Mom. 165 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,851 - What the "fuh"? - I'll tell you "what the fuh." 166 00:05:08,852 --> 00:05:10,753 This kitchen has no flow. 167 00:05:10,754 --> 00:05:12,588 Cooking is a dance. 168 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:14,424 Stove, cooking the oil. 169 00:05:14,425 --> 00:05:17,026 Instead, I'm reaching for the spices... 170 00:05:17,027 --> 00:05:18,961 and plastic bags is what I find. 171 00:05:18,962 --> 00:05:20,730 - Mom. - We're getting hangry. 172 00:05:20,731 --> 00:05:23,633 Grandma says she can't cook until she can dance. 173 00:05:23,634 --> 00:05:25,068 - Mom. - Emet? 174 00:05:25,069 --> 00:05:27,537 I need a bucket and some mild detergent. 175 00:05:27,538 --> 00:05:29,138 Sonny, I asked you to buy some fruit... 176 00:05:29,139 --> 00:05:30,940 not steal fruit from the neighbor's yard. 177 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:32,375 Who am I hurting? 178 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:35,712 I'm a quiet squirrel, climbing over fences... 179 00:05:35,713 --> 00:05:37,113 taking what I need. 180 00:05:38,282 --> 00:05:39,382 Something moved! 181 00:05:39,383 --> 00:05:40,817 - Something moved! - Food! 182 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,553 Food! Food! Food! Okay, okay, okay! 183 00:05:44,888 --> 00:05:46,989 Okay! Cap it! 184 00:05:47,658 --> 00:05:49,926 I will get take-out. David, keep everyone alive... 185 00:05:49,927 --> 00:05:52,395 but kill whatever's in my dad's fruit. 186 00:05:52,396 --> 00:05:53,896 There. Needs met. 187 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:56,132 No manspreading required. 188 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,234 See you soon, 20 minutes. 189 00:05:58,235 --> 00:06:00,169 Okay! Hustle up, everybody! 190 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,071 Food's here! My God. 191 00:06:02,072 --> 00:06:03,439 I need to sleep with you tonight. 192 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,241 - I'm scared. - What? 193 00:06:05,242 --> 00:06:07,276 Channel 12 has footage of this gruesome... 194 00:06:07,277 --> 00:06:09,078 execution-style murder. 195 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:11,414 Suspect still at large. 196 00:06:11,415 --> 00:06:12,749 - Hey. - What does "at large" mean? 197 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,584 "At large" means he's still out there... 198 00:06:14,585 --> 00:06:16,285 and could kill again. 199 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:17,854 Dad! 200 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,021 Sorry... 201 00:06:19,022 --> 00:06:20,790 he or she could kill again. 202 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:22,258 Dad... okay, listen to me. 203 00:06:22,259 --> 00:06:24,260 Let go, let go, let go. I can't breathe. 204 00:06:24,261 --> 00:06:25,928 Hey, honey, I will read you... 205 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:28,097 an extra bedtime story tonight, okay? 206 00:06:28,098 --> 00:06:29,966 There goes 5 minutes off my 20. 207 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:32,268 Ew! Ew! 208 00:06:32,269 --> 00:06:34,437 - Why is it wet? - Good. 209 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:35,938 I think that's where Jake threw up. 210 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:36,973 Yeah, we heard the baby puke... 211 00:06:36,974 --> 00:06:37,974 but we didn't see him puke. 212 00:06:37,975 --> 00:06:39,275 Found it. 213 00:06:39,276 --> 00:06:41,277 Yeah, we thought he ate it like a dog. 214 00:06:41,278 --> 00:06:43,212 - Hey, can we get a dog? - No, no. 215 00:06:43,213 --> 00:06:45,214 We are never getting a dog. 216 00:06:45,215 --> 00:06:46,382 Okay. 217 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:47,817 I need to rinse off my puke foot. 218 00:06:47,818 --> 00:06:48,818 Dude! 219 00:06:48,819 --> 00:06:49,986 You wasted the dog card. 220 00:06:49,987 --> 00:06:51,154 Remember our plan? 221 00:06:51,155 --> 00:06:54,824 Wait for Grandpa to die. 222 00:06:57,628 --> 00:06:59,462 All right, I have puke on my foot... 223 00:06:59,463 --> 00:07:01,297 but at least I get to go to the one place... 224 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:03,399 I get some peace and quiet. 225 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,401 Mom! 226 00:07:05,402 --> 00:07:07,703 Please don't tell me that you are washing your delicates... 227 00:07:07,704 --> 00:07:09,138 while you... 228 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:10,673 wash your delicates. 229 00:07:10,674 --> 00:07:12,542 I am multi-tasking. 230 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:14,477 Do you know how much water costs? 231 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:16,979 Do you know how much therapy costs? 232 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:18,514 Privacy, please. 233 00:07:18,515 --> 00:07:20,850 Yes, fine. Fine. Fine. 234 00:07:20,851 --> 00:07:22,485 So it's come to this. 235 00:07:22,486 --> 00:07:24,487 My me-time consists of the 30 seconds it takes... 236 00:07:24,488 --> 00:07:26,022 to wash my puke foot in the sink. 237 00:07:26,023 --> 00:07:28,324 At least the day is over. 238 00:07:28,325 --> 00:07:30,560 My neighbor's stupid packages. 239 00:07:30,561 --> 00:07:32,395 Now I have to go deal with that. 240 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:38,167 Okay. 241 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:42,605 My God. Look at this place. 242 00:07:42,606 --> 00:07:45,374 I feel like I've died and gone to a clean, quiet... 243 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,510 puke-free house. 244 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:51,013 Yes, pillows, I will "do me." 245 00:07:51,014 --> 00:07:52,248 I'm ready. 246 00:07:52,249 --> 00:07:54,450 Ready to manspread. 247 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:56,752 All up in my neighbor's tub. 248 00:07:56,753 --> 00:07:59,455 Rubba-dub-dub. 249 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:07,624 Hey, guys. 250 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,325 - Move it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 251 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:11,127 Wait, you're glowing right now. 252 00:08:11,128 --> 00:08:13,096 There's only one reason why women glow. 253 00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:14,431 - Moisturizing. - Exfoliation. 254 00:08:14,432 --> 00:08:15,665 - Collagen. - Shoe sale. 255 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:16,833 - Microdermabrasion. - Chin wax. 256 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,067 - Pregnancy? - Menopause. 257 00:08:18,836 --> 00:08:20,470 You're cheating on your husband. 258 00:08:21,505 --> 00:08:22,639 No. 259 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,340 You little miss tarty-pants. 260 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:25,975 I just... 261 00:08:25,976 --> 00:08:27,577 snuck away from my family and took a bath... 262 00:08:27,578 --> 00:08:28,845 at my neighbor's house. 263 00:08:28,846 --> 00:08:30,580 You're cheating with a house. 264 00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:32,415 That's not a thing. 265 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,584 It's just that other house is so new... 266 00:08:34,585 --> 00:08:36,686 and different and smells nice... 267 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,488 and has the biggest deck I have ever... 268 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:41,758 I'm cheating with a house. 269 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:43,159 Yeah, you wanna be careful. 270 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,295 There are a million ways you could get caught. 271 00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:46,863 - Trust me, I know. - Ew. 272 00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:49,866 - Chewey, you cheat? - That's kind, but no. 273 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,868 No, I've been cheated on many a time. 274 00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:53,603 I guess I just have one of those faces... 275 00:08:53,604 --> 00:08:56,539 that make you want a different face. 276 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:57,941 Okay, okay. 277 00:08:57,942 --> 00:08:59,843 So just tell me how to not get caught... 278 00:08:59,844 --> 00:09:01,511 because I have to go back tonight. 279 00:09:01,512 --> 00:09:02,979 Okay, first, you're gonna want... 280 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,614 to have a bomb-ass cover story. 281 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:06,382 Keep it simple. You're working late. 282 00:09:06,383 --> 00:09:07,550 David asks any questions... 283 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:08,852 distract him with a compliment. 284 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:11,387 If he gets suspicious, offer sex. 285 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:12,722 - That's good. - Lastly... 286 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,891 no photographic evidence. 287 00:09:14,892 --> 00:09:16,392 You're gonna want to take deck pics... 288 00:09:16,393 --> 00:09:17,961 we all do, everybody does. 289 00:09:17,962 --> 00:09:19,395 You just gotta... 290 00:09:19,396 --> 00:09:22,131 - No, no, no. - God, that deck. 291 00:09:22,132 --> 00:09:23,833 David keeps wanting to put one in the back... 292 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,236 but I always say no. 293 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,975 Hey. You working late tonight? 294 00:09:31,976 --> 00:09:34,010 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, yeah. 295 00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:36,346 No, everything's fine, I just... 296 00:09:37,047 --> 00:09:38,648 just the way you said that. 297 00:09:38,649 --> 00:09:41,417 Your voice was so low and sexy. 298 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:43,486 Yeah? 299 00:09:43,487 --> 00:09:45,355 You wanna hear how low I can go? 300 00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:47,423 Stop, sexy! 301 00:09:47,424 --> 00:09:50,660 I have to focus on the work that I am really doing. 302 00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:52,529 So, you'll be good with my parents, then? 303 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,230 Yeah, baby, I'll be fine. 304 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:55,398 Just hurry home and... 305 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,934 Hello? 306 00:10:02,506 --> 00:10:04,040 Is that an Alexa? 307 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,842 How can I help you? 308 00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:08,545 Just that you would ask me that means so much. 309 00:10:08,546 --> 00:10:10,346 No one ever cares about our needs. 310 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:11,748 Am I right, sister? 311 00:10:11,749 --> 00:10:13,917 I mean, people just want to take, take, take. 312 00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:15,718 - You have kids, girl? - Not yet. 313 00:10:15,719 --> 00:10:17,954 I'm saving myself for Jeff Bezos. 314 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:19,789 Yeah. 315 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,558 Yeah, he's a catch. 316 00:10:25,729 --> 00:10:27,764 - Maya. - Hello. 317 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,365 Sonny's with the kids. 318 00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:31,768 It's just us tonight, man. 319 00:10:31,769 --> 00:10:33,937 - How intimate. - Don't make it weird, weirdo. 320 00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:36,472 Now, let's talk about your finances. 321 00:10:36,473 --> 00:10:39,542 So, I'm never going to go to a nursing home. 322 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:41,778 What's your plan for that? 323 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,815 ? I got the heart of a hustler? 324 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:47,717 ? Passion of a grinder... 325 00:10:47,718 --> 00:10:49,285 I'm terrible. 326 00:10:49,286 --> 00:10:51,921 This is, like, $1.000 worth of lotion. 327 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:53,923 Not my thousand. 328 00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:56,960 Damn, I'm gonna be so smooth. 329 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,561 ? Y'all know me? 330 00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:00,430 ? I make moves like a boss? 331 00:11:00,431 --> 00:11:02,799 Private nurse... 332 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,834 walk-in tub... 333 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:08,304 a little fun money for my gambling hobby... 334 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:10,840 and the total is... 335 00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:13,176 Unthinkable, on your meager salary. 336 00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:17,146 ? My neck, my back? 337 00:11:17,147 --> 00:11:18,448 ? My? 338 00:11:18,449 --> 00:11:19,649 ? Just like that? 339 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:21,818 ? My neck, my back? 340 00:11:21,819 --> 00:11:22,919 ? My? 341 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,887 ? Just like that? 342 00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:32,996 I didn't think you'd be up. 343 00:11:32,997 --> 00:11:34,497 Hey, do you think we need long-term care insurance? 344 00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:37,667 Because your mom does, and she has me thinking. 345 00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,602 She has me really, really thinking. 346 00:11:39,603 --> 00:11:41,938 No, I wasn't there for Humpty-David... 347 00:11:41,939 --> 00:11:43,506 and my mom broke him. 348 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,174 Baby, you're so fit. 349 00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:47,543 You're gonna live forever. 350 00:11:47,544 --> 00:11:48,878 You smell weird. 351 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,147 Did you go somewhere after work or what? 352 00:11:51,148 --> 00:11:53,282 - Wanna do me? - Yeah. 353 00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:01,157 I can't wait to be inside of you again. 354 00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,191 What? 355 00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:03,192 Nothing. 356 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:10,867 Whoa. 357 00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,402 Somebody got some house last night. 358 00:12:13,504 --> 00:12:14,704 I feel a little guilty... 359 00:12:14,705 --> 00:12:16,372 but you can't deny the results. 360 00:12:16,373 --> 00:12:19,042 I mean, I'm a better mom, and I'm a better wife. 361 00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:21,210 I had sex with my husband on a weekday. 362 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:22,712 ? La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la? 363 00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:24,180 - Nice! - Taking what I need... 364 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:26,549 has made me a better woman... 365 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:27,884 'cause I'm a man. 366 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:30,386 Look, I'm all for equality for women... 367 00:12:30,387 --> 00:12:32,055 but not just so they can take on... 368 00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:34,190 all the worst qualities of men. 369 00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:36,192 - But those are the fun ones. - I don't know, Emet. 370 00:12:36,193 --> 00:12:38,061 It seems to me like you're getting a little cocky... 371 00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:40,063 and when you get cocky, you get careless. 372 00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:41,731 Have you turned off location tracking... 373 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:43,866 on your phone? What about "Find My Friends"? 374 00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:46,035 "Find My Friends" is how I caught my last ex. 375 00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:48,771 Ironically, I found her on my friend. 376 00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:51,874 I have an idea. 377 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,543 I'll turn off "Find My Friends." 378 00:12:53,544 --> 00:12:55,511 I literally just said that. 379 00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:57,213 She stole my idea. 380 00:12:57,848 --> 00:12:58,848 You are a man. 381 00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:03,920 Right before we execute you for killing those girls. 382 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,455 I'll bring you your last meal. 383 00:13:05,456 --> 00:13:08,357 - How's that? - Sounds good to me, Ice-T. 384 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,393 I'm hungry. 385 00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,228 Where is my food? 386 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,232 Hi... ay-ay. 387 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,535 Your Postmates account is linked to my email... 388 00:13:19,536 --> 00:13:22,638 so when you order food, I get an alert. 389 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:24,574 I got cocky. 390 00:13:27,554 --> 00:13:29,554 Okay, David, I swear, I was not running away... 391 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:30,322 from you or the kids... 392 00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:32,023 but my parents stole my 20 minutes... 393 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,191 so I had to manspread to get a better spot... 394 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:34,593 in the human centipede. 395 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,628 Emet, Emet, all I have to say to you is... 396 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,597 how dare you... 397 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:40,065 not let me in on this. 398 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:41,466 God, he wants in. 399 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,034 Just tell him you need space. 400 00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:44,202 Tell him about the 20 minutes. 401 00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,604 He'll understand. 402 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:47,205 Sure, yes! Get in here! 403 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,373 - Yeah? - Yes! 404 00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:50,876 - Yeah. - What? Amazing. 405 00:13:50,877 --> 00:13:52,444 This is gonna be great. 406 00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:53,945 Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do. 407 00:13:53,946 --> 00:13:55,080 A, we're gonna get rid of those candles... 408 00:13:55,081 --> 00:13:56,314 because they're stinky. 409 00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:58,216 B, I see some "Three Stooges" DVDs. 410 00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,618 We are gonna crush those. 411 00:13:59,619 --> 00:14:00,919 First... 412 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,454 I am gonna carry you to the bedroom. 413 00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:04,890 Well, it's this or nothing... 414 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:06,658 so I pick this. 415 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:07,793 - I'm in. - Yeah. 416 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,161 Whoo! 417 00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:10,796 - Whoa! - Oop! 418 00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:12,764 I should have warned you, I went a little nuts... 419 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:14,466 - with the lotion. - Yeah. 420 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,269 So it was just my parents watching the kids. 421 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,970 - That'll be fine, right? - No! 422 00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,839 Your parents are working late... 423 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,175 and they said no TV tonight. 424 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:24,976 Come on, Grandma. 425 00:14:24,977 --> 00:14:26,244 Come on. 426 00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:28,447 When I was a kid, we told stories. 427 00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:32,150 The year was 1977. 428 00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:34,319 A fever swept through my village. 429 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,988 The village was Greenwich... 430 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:40,125 the fever was boogie... 431 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:43,161 and I tested positive. 432 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:45,530 No. 433 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:46,865 I'm feeling symptoms. 434 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:50,836 ? I love dancing -? Dancing... 435 00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:54,506 Guys, I've been thinking. 436 00:14:54,507 --> 00:14:56,341 Are we really helping things by telling Emet... 437 00:14:56,342 --> 00:14:57,709 - to turn into a dude? - Hell, yeah. 438 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,511 She's finally taking charge of her own life. 439 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,279 Who run the world? Dudes. 440 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,681 Yeah, but think about it this way: 441 00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:05,016 If Emet's a dude, who's gonna take care of us? 442 00:15:05,017 --> 00:15:06,257 She did let us keep Gummy Town. 443 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,020 And she always has Band-Aids in her purse. 444 00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:10,322 She put a Post-It on my computer... 445 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:11,690 that says, "Button your pants..." 446 00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,792 before you stand up." That's very helpful. 447 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,527 Neither of you two clowns would do that for me. 448 00:15:15,528 --> 00:15:17,128 Hey, president of Emet's fan club... 449 00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:18,330 you wanna get me some gummy bears? 450 00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:20,565 Yes. I will do that, Griff. 451 00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:24,569 Don't look at my butt! 452 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:27,539 - Never not funny. - That's actually not funny. 453 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,809 Despite David's invasion, we were having fun. 454 00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:35,747 Hello. 455 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:39,885 Can you believe Mackenzie wore a short wedding dress? 456 00:15:39,886 --> 00:15:41,219 "Hi, I'm Mackenzie. 457 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,888 "I might walk down an aisle... 458 00:15:42,889 --> 00:15:44,556 or shimmy down a pole." 459 00:15:44,557 --> 00:15:46,391 "Hey, Mackenzie, um, I'm a grown man... 460 00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:49,060 "that has other men sign his clothing. 461 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,063 Will you marry me?" - 462 00:15:52,064 --> 00:15:53,999 Aww, this is fun. 463 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,166 But I do feel a little bad... 464 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,601 sticking the kids with my parents. 465 00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:58,770 Yeah, I do too. 466 00:15:58,771 --> 00:16:00,572 Hey, let's eat these peoples' cheese... 467 00:16:00,573 --> 00:16:02,007 - and do it in their clothes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 468 00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:03,875 - Yeah. - Mine, mine. Figs, me. 469 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:06,945 ? It's heaven on Earth... 470 00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:09,080 ? When we're in a disco... 471 00:16:09,081 --> 00:16:11,550 ? Doing our favorite moves... 472 00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:15,120 Lily, please make them stop. 473 00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,755 Grandpa? 474 00:16:16,756 --> 00:16:18,523 Can you get us some fruit? 475 00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:20,425 I'll pick you some fruit. 476 00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,427 Picking fruit, picking fruit... 477 00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:24,596 Picking fruit, picking fruit. 478 00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:27,532 I mean, this guy better enjoy his disposable income... 479 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,134 while he can, 'cause once he has kids... 480 00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:30,468 it is like... 481 00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:32,537 diapers, karate, braces, vasectomy. 482 00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:34,739 And by the way... 483 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,074 you can say "ciao-maste" 484 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:37,576 to all your skimpy little two-pieces... 485 00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:39,778 once you get that C-section scar. 486 00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:41,780 I love this. I love hanging out with you... 487 00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:43,782 - busting other couples. - Whoo! 488 00:16:43,783 --> 00:16:45,750 We're good at it. 489 00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:46,885 This is all I need. 490 00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:48,086 Like, this is the you I like. 491 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:49,821 You're a dead man. 492 00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,923 "This is the me that you like"? 493 00:16:51,924 --> 00:16:54,392 No, undo. Delete, delete, delete. 494 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:57,095 I just meant... I like it when you're happy. 495 00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:58,430 - You like that? - Yeah. 496 00:16:58,431 --> 00:16:59,464 - You like it when I'm happy? - Well... 497 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:00,899 Everyone always likes it... 498 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,267 when women are happy. 499 00:17:02,268 --> 00:17:03,802 They... they want us to smile... even that weirdo... 500 00:17:03,803 --> 00:17:05,637 that I... that I run by in the mornings... 501 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:08,073 but nobody cares what we actually need. 502 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:09,474 - I do! - You... 503 00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:10,508 I really do. Tell me. 504 00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:11,843 You think you want to know. 505 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,311 People burn women at the stake... 506 00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:14,846 for having the dark and scary needs that we have. 507 00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,181 Sweetie, I have seen... 508 00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:17,782 three people come out of your body. 509 00:17:17,783 --> 00:17:19,150 I can handle your dark and scary needs. 510 00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,986 Fine. Sometimes I need a break. 511 00:17:20,987 --> 00:17:22,120 - Okay. - Even from you. 512 00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:24,356 Witch! 513 00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:30,405 I mean, I thought we had fun together, but the whole time... 514 00:17:30,406 --> 00:17:31,652 you've actually needed a break from me. 515 00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:33,087 I mean, like, what else aren't you telling me? 516 00:17:33,088 --> 00:17:34,755 I mean, do you actually not like my music? 517 00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,157 Do you actually think Caleb's gonna fire me? 518 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:39,329 David, listen to me. David, hey. 519 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,297 You are a great husband... 520 00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:43,633 and Caleb is not firing you. 521 00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,468 And I love being with you. 522 00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:50,140 And do you hear what I'm doing right now? 523 00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,741 Helping me not spin out? 524 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,643 Yeah. 525 00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:56,679 Which is probably... 526 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,148 a lot of work for you. 527 00:17:58,149 --> 00:17:59,182 Yeah. 528 00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:00,583 Look, it's not easy... 529 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,652 for me to say this, but... 530 00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:05,054 sometimes I need it to just be about me. 531 00:18:05,055 --> 00:18:06,823 Okay, but if that's how you really feel... 532 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,525 then maybe you should ask for a break. 533 00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:10,226 Look, it's not that simple. 534 00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:12,328 The world judges me differently. 535 00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:13,830 When I need a break, I'm selfish. 536 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,832 When you need a break, you've earned it. 537 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,268 I mean, "Wow, what a great husband." 538 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,170 Working and helping with the kids?" 539 00:18:20,171 --> 00:18:22,105 You change one diaper, it goes viral. 540 00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:24,007 I change a diaper, I get shamed... 541 00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:27,444 because, you know, the baby's not potty trained. 542 00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:29,946 I'm sorry. I didn't realize any of that. 543 00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:32,048 Look, I can't change the whole world... 544 00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,349 but I can be the guy... 545 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,084 that has your back if you need a break. 546 00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:37,554 So how about this? These douchebags travel a lot... 547 00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:39,255 and I'll bet you could sneak back over here... 548 00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:40,390 and make this your little retreat. 549 00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:42,859 And I'll cover for you, okay? 550 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,561 Thank you. 551 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,567 - Wait, no... - My God. 552 00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:52,035 It was her idea! 553 00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:53,870 Get undressed. Get undressed! It was her idea! 554 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,939 She needed space! 555 00:19:00,377 --> 00:19:01,945 Emet, I... I'm sorry... 556 00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:03,780 but when I was on my fruit walk... 557 00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:05,815 I thought I saw someone robbing the neighbor's house. 558 00:19:05,816 --> 00:19:08,418 Dad, you were robbing the neighbor's house. 559 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:09,819 Quiet. 560 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,421 Fruit is free. 561 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:12,989 I'm a citizen. 562 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,724 Look, that's between you and your neighbors... 563 00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:16,659 but right now you probably have mild concussions. 564 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,161 Do you have someone who could take care of you? 565 00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:19,395 We'll be fine. 566 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,730 - Don't be stupid. - Mom! 567 00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:22,899 Daddy and I will stay here for another week. 568 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,634 Now I must go relax... 569 00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:26,569 in a nice hot laundry bath. 570 00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,573 USA. 571 00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:33,576 Hey, Emet. Okay. 572 00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:35,612 I know we told you we wanted you to man up... 573 00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:37,780 but now we'd really like you to man down. 574 00:19:37,781 --> 00:19:39,582 I... I don't know what that means. 575 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,085 Now you can get your 20 minutes anywhere. 576 00:19:42,086 --> 00:19:44,354 Sit here. 577 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,155 Little scared. 578 00:19:47,491 --> 00:19:50,426 You guys made me a bathtub. 579 00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:52,629 Hi, bubbly bubbly. 580 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,864 Hi. 581 00:19:54,865 --> 00:19:57,000 Yeah. 582 00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:58,768 My God, how'd you get... 583 00:19:58,769 --> 00:20:00,670 the water so warm? 584 00:20:00,671 --> 00:20:02,605 This feels like a private moment. 585 00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:04,774 And we're live, here. 586 00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:07,710 That is so bubbly. 587 00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:09,512 I guess what I learned is... 588 00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:11,180 as hard as it is to be needed... 589 00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:13,883 it's even harder not to be needed... 590 00:20:13,884 --> 00:20:16,553 is the kind of crap women are supposed to say. 591 00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:18,521 Mom, Lily's taking revenge! 592 00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:20,523 My beautiful curls! 593 00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:22,325 Emet, let me hang these chimes I found... 594 00:20:22,326 --> 00:20:23,693 on your neighbor's porch. 595 00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,295 Your underwear got mixed up with mine. 596 00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:27,697 Are you a mother or a prostitute? 597 00:20:27,698 --> 00:20:29,198 Hey, guys... hey. 598 00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:30,667 Stop. Yo. Hey, hey! 599 00:20:30,668 --> 00:20:32,001 Stop! Everybody out. 600 00:20:32,002 --> 00:20:33,870 Out of the living room. Go away. 601 00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:35,872 Yes, good. 602 00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:36,973 Babe. 603 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,808 You really heard me, didn't you? 604 00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:41,144 I did. 605 00:20:41,145 --> 00:20:42,679 Thank you. 606 00:20:45,816 --> 00:20:47,417 Hey, is there room for two in that tub? 607 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,686 - David. - I'll go, yeah. 608 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:52,689 Ooh, look at me. 609 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,658 I'm a career woman and a mother. 610 00:20:55,659 --> 00:20:57,193 Failing at both. 611 00:20:58,195 --> 00:20:59,195 I'm David. 612 00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:00,430 The bad man at work... 613 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,432 makes me feel so sad. 614 00:21:05,169 --> 00:21:07,337 I can't believe we have to stay... 615 00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:08,905 another week in this house. 616 00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:10,840 Why can't we stay at a hotel? 617 00:21:10,841 --> 00:21:14,110 What are we, white people? 42978

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