All language subtitles for How to Get Away with Murder 5x01 - Your Funeral

Jorge Castillo, I have a
warrant for your arrest.

- My immunity deal?
- You're listed as Jane Doe in all the paperwork,

so go to work, keep your nose down.

I took care of Simon.

A felony gun charge equals deportation,

so I made an anonymous tip to ICE.

Denver was keeping files on all of you.

Where are they?

I destroyed them already.

Gabriel Maddox.

Looks like the good times
didn't last too long.

Her kid's here.

? I'ma make sure this a
night you won't forget ?

? And when I saw that ass walk
past, almost spilled my drink ?

? And the music's on blast, ?

? We should take another shot,
then let's take it to my spot ?

? Bet your clothes gonna
be off before you blink ?

? I just wanna see you speed
it up and slow it down now ?

? I swear that ass is royalty,
I'm 'bout to bow down ?

? All these girlies, they
be pumping up my sound now ?

? So, baby, turn it up and crank it ?

? I just wanna see
you shake it, shake ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it, yeah ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it ?

? Shake it, shake
it, shake it, unh ?

? Go ahead, shake what
your mama gave you ?

? Girl, let me see you
on your worst behavior ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it, yeah ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it, unh ?

? Go ahead, shake what
your mama gave you ?

? Girl, let me see you
on your worst behavior ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it, yeah ?

? Shake it, shake it, shake it ?

Why do you look like someone just died?

? Go ahead, shake what
your mama gave you ?

? Girl, let me see you
on your worst behavior ?

Frank, open your damn mouth.

Let's hear it one more
time for Connor and Oliver!

Just 10 more minutes
before we cut the cake...

? Shake it, shake
it, shake it, yeah ?

And I thought Christopher's
diapers smelled bad.

She'll weed out the duds.

Unless we're the duds.

Speak for yourself, Waitlist.

Never call me that again.

Are you trying to limit
my freedom of speech?

This is Advanced Trial Skills?

If you have to ask, you
should just leave now.

And to think they wouldn't even let me

step foot on this
campus a few months ago.

Despite what you think,

this is not an Advanced
Trial Skills class.

In fact, this is not a class at all.

This is a sacrifice.

From this point on,

you will have no time
for friends or family.

Instead, you'll wake up hating
yourself for choosing this life.

But you'll get up anyway,
killing yourself to win cases,

only to lose and watch
innocent people go to jail,

and then you'll drink to
make yourself feel better.

Or take pills.

Or fantasize about going to sleep...

forever.

That's the life you're choosing.

Brutal, mean, depressing, ruthless.

But that's what it costs
to change the world.

So, who wants in?

Mr. Chase, stand up.

What are you passionate about?

Oh. Uh, I've been pretty obsessed

with Prince lately,
but the early years...

I mean your legal
passion, that one issue

you would take to the Supreme Court.

- Um...
- Get out. We have 24 seats to fill.

Let's start culling the herd.

But I signed up for this class.

I don't care if you follow the rules.

I care if you can kick
ass in the courtroom.

Are you quick on your feet?

Can you move mountains with your words?

That's not you.

And don't tell me that there
are any 1 or 2Ls in this class.

I applaud your nerve,
but you will not survive.

Try again next year.

Everyone else, you have
30 seconds to convince me

that you care about something
other than yourselves.

Who wants to start?

Schools are the basis
for a quality education,

but there is no constitutional law

that requires children
to receive this education.

The Equal Protection Clause
forces business owners

to provide services that
contradict their religious beliefs.

Poverty is at the root
of all human suffering.

I would force the Treasury Department

to provide a universal basic income

for all citizens of this country.

We need to appeal every loitering

and trespass conviction in the country.

We need to bring a Title VII
workplace discrimination case

before the Supreme Court
and redefine gender.

These minor violations
serve as a pretext

to lock up thousands of black men

for doing nothing more
than standing on a sidewalk.

We can no longer ignore
the need for gun safety

just because the gun lobby

has bastardized the Second Amendment.

We need to tear down
and overhaul immigration

by filing a civil rights complaint

on behalf of every undocumented person.

Congress's failure to
adequately tax the wealth

is an attack on the poor.

This especially applies to LGBTQ people

who will be persecuted or even killed

if they're sent back to
their country of birth.

But the law is on our side.

- The D.C. v. Heller...
- 1983, the Civil Rights Act...

- Standard of living...
- As such, hampering children

who cannot intelligently
participate in a democratic society.

Go stand to the left.

It's the only way to ensure
economic justice for everyone.

Left.

- Thereby violating religious freedom.
- Left.

- We must use it now to achieve women's equality.
- Right.

- To help us make a more just society.
- Left.

- Basic human rights.
- Left.

Right. Left. Right. Right. Right. Left.

I'd file suit against Mississippi

arguing that every prison in the state

is de facto cruel and unusual.

A suit on behalf of prisoners

sounds like you're cribbing
from my class action.

No, I... I'm arguing
you didn't go far enough.

I'd lose my Mississippi
case, but that's the point.

The 5th Circuit will say

that prisoners deserve
only to be kept alive.

As the appeals go on, my
lead plaintiff will die...

sad, yes, but the publicity

will make SCOTUS take the case

and the 5th Circuit will
have to eat their words.

I'd sue other states until
every prison in the country

is under investigation and we're
forced to abolish our prison system

on a national scale.

Left.

Congratulations, right side.

None of you have to suffer
my humiliations this semester.

You're cut.

Everyone else from Round 2,

tomorrow, you have to argue the
opposing side of your passion.

You exposed your bleeding heart.
Now cut it out of your chest.

What the hell are you doing here?

We wanted to visit Mom
on her first day back.

Well, as long as you're
not here to see me.

But you... you can visit
me whenever you like.

I actually do want to talk to you.

Oh, my God! Christopher!

He was bugging me to see his ma.

Oh. You want to go to
law school now, too?

- Yes!
- I missed you, too!

- Aww!
- Hey, did you take a job yet?

Yeah, Bonnie said you were
interviewing at a bunch of firms.

- We're not doing this anymore.
- Having a conversation?

Making other students think
that I'm playing favorites.

Boundaries. That's
the word for the year.

Sounds good to me.

Annalise.

Don't worry. She's
not always that cranky.

You're back on good terms
with President Hargrove, right?

I'm not making a call for you, Frank.

- You got Walsh in off the waitlist.
- I did not.

And why are you so dead-set
on coming here anyway?

Can't a guy want better for himself?

No, you want better
for Laurel and that boy.

- That's not it.
- You want to be a better man?

Then stop hating who you
are and be a better Frank.

Professor Keating! Gabriel Maddox.

The abolitionist, I remember.

I'll take that as a good sign.

- Don't.
- Right.

Well, I just wanted to let you
know you're actually the reason

I transferred to Middleton.

You think that's the first time
I've heard that from a student?

No, but I bet I'm the
only one telling the truth.

Save the sucking up
for class, Mr. Maddox.

Trust me, I won't have to.

You're not taking this job.

You're the one who recommended me.

That was the new
managing partner's idea.

He's here to clean up the Jorge mess,

which is why I can't have
you working anywhere near me.

I'm here. Do you want
me to hide in a plant?

Ms. Keating. Emmett Crawford.

I thought you'd be taller.

That's what a Supreme Court win can do.

Tegan, could you show us
to the conference room?

I'm still finding my
way around the place.

- New in town?
- From our London branch.

You an Anglophile, by any chance?

- No.
- Then we'll get along great.

We're prepared to offer you lead counsel

on any of our criminal trials,

and we're also anticipating
two SCOTUS cases.

- Partnership?
- Contingent on a board meeting.

Base salary?

Hmm. You must not think much of me.

- Hmm?
- I've been offered double that amount.

- I find that hard to believe.
- Call to check.

I've got offers from Lindstrom,

Shawesh Group, Summers & Powers...

Summers & Powers is
ranked the number-one firm

in Pennsylvania criminal cases.

Clearly, we could help repair
any hits your reputation's taken.

By "hits," do you mean my
over 300 career victories,

my 20 years of trial experience,

or the unwinnable Supreme
Court case I just won?

If I'm not mistaken, Governor Birkhead

is finding ways to sidestep
that win right now...

My point is I'll leave
unless my salary matches

what the two of you pull in.

Say we add a hundred to the base.

Would that make the
offer more attractive?

It's not your offer I'm concerned about.

It's your resources.

The only way I can continue
the good work of my class action

- is with means.
- We have money.

Can you set aside the seven figures

I'll need to retry
my class action cases?

We'll take the billable-hour
requirements off the table.

Don't want you to be
hindered by any restrictions.

I'm just not sure about
the idea of a smaller firm.

The only thing small around here

is the amount of mansplaining
we deal with each day.

I'll need to hire my own team.

- We can make that work.
- The other firms said

they'd lose the
billable-hours requirement.

We just want you working on the cases

that you're passionate about.

I'll need complete independence...

No supervisor. No staff
meetings. No backseat driving.

You're great because
you're you, Annalise.

The last thing we'd want
is to micromanage you.

Give me a few days and
I'll think about it.

Let me think about it.

I'll think about it.

Take time to think about it.

I don't need to. It's not a good fit.

We just said yes to every one
of your asks, Ms. Keating...

Well, that's because
you're basically desperate.

I mean, one of your biggest clients

just went to federal prison
because of your firm's ineptitude.

No, we fired Jorge Castillo

as soon as we discovered
his criminal behavior.

No, that's because the FBI caught him.

Now you're hemorrhaging clients,

so you scurried over
from London to beg me

to take the job so you
can stop the blood flow.

- You're wrong.
- Mnh-mnh.

That never happens.

Es la hora de la siesta, precioso.

- I need your help.
- Shh.

I'm about to text Marcus, and
we haven't talked since D.C.,

and I want to sound casual and breezy.

So, exactly how you
don't sound right now?

Just read it.

"Hi, Marcus. I took the
summer off to 'date myself, '

but I am now ready to
explore other options... "

Absolutely not.

We... Not flirty enough?

We're 3Ls. No more guy drama.

But what if Marcus is the one?

Well, then call him and
have an actual conversation.

Just no more subjecting my son to this.

Universal basic income

is an illegal redistribution of wealth

prohibited by the Takings
Clause in the Fifth Amendment.

I'm bored already. No
wonder you failed out.

And then busted my ass
all summer to get back in.

No, you got back in 'cause
Annalise called in a favor.

Did she tell you that?

I've already said too much.

I just changed him.

Nah, that's his "I want my binky" cry.

I got it.

I hate your manny.

My son loves him.

- And you? Do you love him?
- No.

Mm. But you're having sex again, right?

'Cause otherwise, why is he so
happy to be changing diapers?

Because he loves Christopher.

- And the sex.
- Ah, there we go.

Michaela!

- Was that a secret?
- Yes!

Why? 'Cause you're using him
and you feel guilty about it?

I'm not using him. He just
likes taking care of the baby.

'Cause he likes you, dummy.

Hey.

Nate dawg. My man.

You looking for me?

- For her. Talk work.
- Mm.

Just like I assume the
two of you were doing.

Ha, funny.

And yes, I was actually just
asking Summertop here for some help.

- Summertop's a...
- Play on Winterbottom.

I get it. Anyway, I,
uh, have to give a speech

to the judges' panel on why I
should stay on as interim D.A.,

and I was looking for some feedback.

I will get you these notes tomorrow.

Okay.

Nate.

- Walls are made of glass.
- We're friends.

- Who hook up?
- No.

But you want to.

I'm playing him.

If Denver shared the files
he had on us with anyone,

it would be Miller.

Annalise know about this plan of yours?

No, and you can't tell her, either.

I've barely seen her
since my dad's case.

- Are you sad about that?
- Shut up.

I swear she's a witch.

Of course I'd love to open

Keating and Winterbottom right now,

but we need money in order to
retry the class action cases,

and I've got these firms
by their big, rich balls.

Right now, I'm leaning
towards Natalia's firm

because it's all women, no drama.

But the best part is, I
get to bring my own team.

Frank, too?

Well, we'll figure it out.

But the point is, it'll be you and me

defending the poor, taking on the man.

Only, this time, with good healthcare.

- Why not?
- It's not smart.

- 'Cause of us?
- No.

It's just, I think one of
us needs to stay worried.

Denver is dead.

God rest his soul, but
his dying was good for us.

Not if he showed anyone those files.

Bonnie. I love you for worrying,

but we can't waste another
minute being scared.

We have to live again, or at least try.

And I'm saying that...

I want to do that with you.

- I'm sorry.
- Why?

- I'm protecting us.
- That's my job.

Now it's mine.

Let me do this.

We're not telling her.

Just give me some time to figure
out why the kid's here first.

I'll make sure he doesn't
get too close in the meantime.

Good answer.

Ciao, bellas!

Your delivery has arrived.

- Thank God. I'm starving.
- I'll Venmo you later.

Actually, I kind of need the money now.

Uh, I already paid
you. Where's my salad?

- It got deported.
- Oliver, where'd this come from?

There's no return address.

It was at the front
door when I walked in.

Are you sure you should open it?

It's fine.

What is it?

It's a baptism gown.

My baptism gown.

My mother was saving it
for when I had my own baby.

- So, that's from her?
- Of course.

Not your brother, the
maid who raised you?

It's from her.

Well, that means you didn't
kill her, then, so I guess...

great news all around.

This still a good time?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Your father needs to sign here and here.

Then I can file the
paperwork for the appeal.

- How's he doing?
- You know... got his bad days.

But just knowing he can get
a retrial will cheer him up.

When's this paperwork due?

A few weeks.

You said you needed to
drop these off tonight.

- Bonnie thing bugging you?
- Hmm?

That she's not leaving the D.A. for you.

- Oh, God. I hate that you two are friends.
- Look, don't be mad at her.

- Too late.
- You fired her.

That's the only reason she's
at the D.A.'s in the first pl...

You don't know everything
that I've sacrificed for her.

Like what?

You know what?

I'm not mad. I'm hurt.

And I was your friend first, so...

You hungry?

Order some Chinese.

_

I'm confused.

You don't know who ordered
this test originally?

- I might.
- Then tell me.

- It's better if you don't know.
- Nate.

I might be making stuff
up, so just run a test

and see if the DNA on this cup

matches the DNA in
the report in any way.

I hope you know this
means I'm finally gonna

take you up on that drink.

About time you said yes.

Privacy rights are the
foundation of our country,

and one of the most
private choices we can make

is the way we educate our children,

as stated in Wisconsin v. Yoder.

What if a parent wants to
give their kids no education?

The parent has the right to choose,

- as stated in the Constitu...
- The Constitution doesn't say anything

- about parents' rights.
- Let me finish...

You think the Justices
let me finish my sentence?

Loitering statutes actually
benefit minority communities

by preventing behaviors proven
to lead to violent crimes.

You're talking pretextual stops?

Precisely, which were found legal

by the unanimous 1996 SCOTUS
decision in Whren v. U.S....

Protecting oneself with a firearm

is a constitutionally
protected right for a reason.

Due process is a right
reserved for American citizens,

- not illegal aliens.
- You mean undocumented immigrants.

No, they're illegal,

pursuant to Section 1325
of the U.S. Code Title 8...

It's wrong to assume freedom
of religion is absolute,

especially when it impedes

the public trade in
goods and services...

Once the government begins regulating

what every child learns,

what stops them from
deciding what books they read?

Just because you're underprivileged

doesn't mean you don't know the
difference between right and wrong.

Right to bear arms

loses all meaning if the
government can tell people

when and how they can use their guns.

So you can regulate dairy
products for public safety,

but not semiautomatic weapons?

It's stupid! I know!

Sit, Ms. Powell.

Who's next?

I'll go.

_

All right, let's call it a day.

Mr. Walsh, you're first up tomorrow.

Hey! Why do you think I need extra time?

I don't. I just need
to make a phone call.

Like the one you made to get me back in?

Just like you did for Wes?

Look, Frank told me that
you pulled some strings.

Frank is a liar, and you're an idiot

if you don't know that by now.

You helped me with a
Supreme Court win, Connor.

That's why you're here.

Better not disappoint me tomorrow.

Natalia? It's Annalise. What's going on?

I'm afraid I have some difficult news.

Two days ago, you were
wooing the hell out of me.

That was before we came across

- some conflicts of interest.
- What conflict?

You're still on probation with the bar.

You knew that when you
called me into your office.

We hadn't realized the high price

of your malpractice insurance.

Then why did you offer me partner?

Our clients have to come first.

I wouldn't worry too
much about it, though.

You have survived worse,

and you'll survive this, too.

- Annalise...
- What's the real?

- You afraid I'm still a drunk?
- No.

So it was my stint in prison?

It's what I explained on the phone.

You know what? I'd rather
be mansplained than lied to.

Just tell me.

I can handle it.

Governor Birkhead's office
called one of our board members.

- And said what?
- That she'd be taking a closer look

at our clients if we hired you.

You took on the entire
justice system, Annalise.

You had to know there'd be blowback.

_

_

Have you seen Christopher's giraffe?

Uh, no.

Great. I lost the one actual thing

he cares about in this world.

How you feeling?

Guilty.

I mean about your ma.

Oh.

Are you asking me if
I'm happy she's alive?

I don't really care, as
long as she stays away.

Moms don't typically like to do that.

Good moms. That's not her.

She just wants to look like one.

That's why she sent
me that stupid gown...

not because she is actually religious,

but because she's afraid of
looking like a bad Catholic.

Can't hurt to baptize the kid, though,

just so he doesn't end up in Hell.

We were both baptized.
You think it helped us?

Don't worry.

If she shows up here and
tries to mess with Christopher,

I'll take care of her.

_

It's Laurel. Leave a message,

but I'll probably never listen.

Just wanted to check and see
if my little guy was still up.

It's been a long day,

and I thought it's
better to sniff his head

than a line of coke, so...

If I'm selected as Interim D.A.,

I will continue to lead with a system

that I call the three C's...

consistency, continuity, and civility.

What ...

That's what you call
constructive criticism?

Just hire someone to write it for you.

Okay, fine. I hire you.

I have a job.

Yeah, well, one that I can
fire you from at any moment.

Come on. I'm kidding! Come on.

Like, I would never use my power

to threaten your job or, you
know, be inappropriate or...

Is that why you haven't done anything?

Because you think it
would be inappropriate?

Or you're just not interested?

Obviously, I was interested
when I swiped right,

- but now I'm your boss.
- My interim boss.

Yeah, which I'm hoping
becomes permanent,

but that's only gonna happen if
you help me write a better speech.

Why would I do that?

So I could guarantee that nothing
will ever happen between us?

Um...

I... I want something to happen.

I just don't know if
I'm allowed to want that.

I'm saying that you are.

Not here.

Especially when you have to
work on your terrible speech.

Oh, yeah. Hmm.

M...

Marcus, hi.

Um, it's Michaela. Pratt.

I was thinking about you, and...

my situation's changed.

I'm single now.

Uh, not that I expect that
you're just waiting around.

God knows you have a life.

Um, but I like you.

Bye.

Michaela's a disast.

Like, no way a press secretary
would ever date a law student.

Could we drop this topic

and move on to my
presentation for tomorrow?

To be honest, I am kind of happy

to see her squirm while I'm up here
in my cockpit going full manwhore.

I thought you haven't slept
with anyone since Michaela.

Yeah, I... I haven't,

but that's just 'cause
I'm, uh, being selective.

Or you're not over her.

- What do you think about this place?
- I'm not living there.

You are if we want to save
enough money to have a wedding.

The apartment next door's still open.

We could be neigh-bros.

You would have to pay me to
move into Rebecca's old place.

Which brings me to my presentation.

Handing out cash to the poor

is a violation of Article
1 of the Constitution.

The Founding Fathers purposely limited

Congress' taxation power
to funds that provide

for the "general welfare
of the United States."

U.S. v. Butler held that Congress

could unilaterally decide
what's in the public's interest.

But Congress can't decide that

something that's detrimental
to public interest

is suddenly beneficial.

Universal Basic Income has been proven

to dis-incentivize people
from improving their plight.

That's in direct opposition

to the "general welfare"
described by Article 1.

Mr. Maddox, convince us
why we need more prisons.

Imagine a murderer
doing a couple of years

and being released to
the streets to kill again.

Meanwhile, the victims and the
families are never the same.

I mean, think about
the injustice in that.

Your loved one's killer
walks free while you suffer.

I mean, how is that moral or decent?

Once a person commits
murder, they are broken.

Something inside them is rotten.

Mr. Maddox, where's the
legal argument in all of this?

I mean, I can get legal on you.

We can talk about how
the Eighth Amendment

requires zero restraint
when it comes to reoffenders

or that four Supreme
Court cases upheld this.

But this...

No, this... this is
about what kind of society

we want to live in.

I mean, how would you feel
if your kid got killed?

Or your spouse?

I mean, you of all people know what
that feels like, Professor Keating.

This is the argument you're
taking to the Supreme Court.

It is.

Because that's how you win...

with emotion,

just like how you did in your case.

Take a seat.

And just so you know,

I don't believe a
damn thing I just said.

Are you sure this is the right address?

Seriously, this is a
little sad for a wedding.

Look, guys, Oliver is
putting me through school,

so I will get married wherever
he wants me to get married.

You made it!

Come on in.

Okay, I'll chip in
money for your wedding

so that we never have
to come here again.

Uh, n... we're not
having the wedding here.

We're gonna live here.

- No.
- Yes! Come on!

I mean, it's cheap and huge.

And there's even room for a nursery.

I'm not raising my child in
an old frat house, Oliver.

You're broke.

The FBI froze your family's money,

and it's mean and selfish
to keep leading Frank on.

Not to mention, it takes
a village to raise a child,

so let this be our village!

- You are insane.
- No, I'm resourceful,

and unless you want to
make up with your father

so he'll pay for our wedding,
this is our only option.

Your only option. I'm leaving.

- You owe me this, Michaela!
- How?

Simon is in a detention
center right now...

or, worse, Pakistan,

where he can't speak
the language or be gay.

So now you have to move
in here to make up for it.

- So, Asher already said no?
- Just say yes. All of you.

Say yes to our wonderful,
new, cheap life together.

Can't your professor pay
get you outta this dump?

I was waiting to see
what I could afford.

What's that?

Background checks on the new class.

I didn't ask you to do any of that.

It's how we always pick your team.

Yeah, look how well that
turned out last time.

That's why I did it...
get rid of any bad seeds,

like this guy.

Gabriel Maddox is lying to you.

Everyone lies to me, Frank... like you.

Why'd you tell Connor that
I got him off the waitlist?

'Cause I'm jealous.

But Maddox here, he's a transfer.

I know.

A 2L, though. You should bounce him.

You know what? I don't want to
know anything about any of them.

- Okay, but...
- Burn the files, Frank.

I'm a new woman.

Just start your own firm.

You, me, I'll convince
Bonnie to leave the D.A.

- I need money.
- You don't.

I need money to retry
my plaintiffs' cases.

You're the money, is what I'm saying.

That's you.

Sometimes you just forget.

Night.

You're asking us to
underwrite your clinic now?

It's a win-win situation.

The university's
resources only go so far,

and the firm needs pro bono
work to repair your reputation.

You're acting like you
didn't turn us down.

- I changed my mind.
- The governor changed your mind.

Hiring you comes with a lot of baggage.

Well, you have your own baggage,

but I can help if we stand together.

Even the governor will be scared.

Hmm.

Uh, you're gonna have to make
some concessions on this list.

- No.
- This is a negotiation. Let's negotiate.

You don't think I deserve
every penny that I'm asking...

- You're asking for a lot more than pennies.
- I'm not here to beg.

I'm here to just get what I've earned.

But if you're not okay with that,

if you prefer to listen to
your ego and the bottom line,

then just say no and
I'll go work for someone

who understands my worth.

Again, this is a negotiation.

Hello?

You win.

So come back so we can close this.

I've got good news.

As of today, this clinic
is officially being funded

by my new employer, Caplan & Gold.

And as a part of the
funding, I've created a prize.

Now, the student with
the highest ranking

at the end of the
semester will get this...

a year's tuition paid in full.

Now let's see which of you will compete.

Michaela Pratt, take a seat.

Money's mine, bitches.

Theo Hawkins.

Isabel Ortiz.

Justine Malak.

Laurel Castillo.

Noah Glass.

Asha Mahdavi.

Corinne Fenning.

Celia Dodd. Robert Ling.

Connor Walsh.

One seat left.

Now, before I announce this
last name, I have a question.

Mr. Maddox, is it true you're 2L?

- Yeah.
- You broke the rules.

It's because you said you
didn't care about the rules.

I mean, this was about
passion... something I showed you.

I don't doubt your passion. I
doubt that you can handle this

on top of your 2L schedule.

Why should I trust that you can?

Pick me, and I'll show you.

Welcome to the clinic, Mr. Maddox.

And the rest of you...

change the world on your own.

You want me to kill him?

Exactly.

So just give me a second to regroup,

figure out what to do, nobody gets hurt.

Call you back.

Here to celebrate your victory?

'Cause I got some ideas.

Christopher and I are moving out.

Oliver found a place for all of us.

- That's the worst idea ever.
- If I don't leave now,

it'll just be harder when I do.

- Then why leave at all?
- Because this isn't right.

Says who?

I love how good you've
been with Christopher,

and all you've done is be there for me

and help me and love me...

- And never asked for anything in return.
- But you should!

And as much as I want
to be there for you,

right now, all my energy needs to go

to Christopher and school.

But I can't keep using you.

You're not using me.

Well, I feel like I am.

And that makes me no
different than my parents,

and I need to be better than them.

So, to keep doing
this, whatever this is,

it's not right. You know it, too.

- I don't.
- Frank.

This is how right I know we are, Laurel.

Marry me.

I said, "Marry me," damn it.

I can't.

I'm sorry.

Almighty and ever-living God,

you sent your only son into the world

to cast out the power of Satan,

to rescue man and bring him into
the splendor of your kingdom.

We pray for this child.

Set him free from original
sin, make him a temple of glory,

and send your Holy
Spirit to dwell with him.

We ask this through Christ our Lord.

- Amen.
- Amen.

- Amen.
- For God so loved the world...

- Did he really propose?
- And she said no.

Isn't that mean, then,
making him godfather?

No, what's mean is you
all moving in together

after I got booted out of the clinic.

... but to save the world through him.

May he strengthen you with his power...

I helped you win your class action.

Like, you wouldn't even be
teaching here if it wasn't for me.

My decision was based
on who was best in class.

My anti-immigration
argument was the best!

Since when is immigration your passion?

Since I witnessed the tragic
injustice of Simon being deported.

No, it's because of Michaela.

Because you're still pissed
that she cheated on you.

Yes, I'm pissed, but
that has nothing to do...

Do you even know who you are, Asher?

Do you?

Because all I see is a boy

who people-pleases and plays the clown,

and that's not a good look
for a lawyer, let alone a man.

Dear parents and godparents,

will you see that the divine life

which God gives Christopher

is kept safe from the poison of sin,

to grow always stronger...

- A little bit higher.
- Michaela, are you gonna help,

or are you just gonna
stand there all day?

_

- Michaela?
- Marcus just blew me off.

It's good.

He was a distraction.

A fine-ass, chocolate,
future-president one,

but I'm moving on.

In fact, I'm gonna block him

so that I never have to
think about him again.

He's pretty amazing. Are
you sure you want to...

There. It's done. He's blocked.

'Cause this year is about the
new, fabulous, abstinent me.

Fabstinent.

- That's not a thing.
- I need to study more.

- I'll be fabstinent, too.
- Whoo! Yes.

Okay, just so we're clear,

Oliver and I will not be doing that,

so you better be cool with loud sex.

Reject sin, profess your
faith in Christ Jesus.

This is the faith of the Church.

The faith in which this
child is about to be baptized.

Maybe we should get married here.

Over my dead body are we
getting married in a church.

Do you reject Satan,

father of sin and prince of darkness?

I do.

It's official.

Anything else?

Just the part where you prove
the rest of my partners wrong.

Excuse me?

I was the sole partner
who believed in this deal.

Don't embarrass me.

Do you reject the glamour of evil

and refuse to be mastered by sin?

- I do.
- I do.

Do you believe in Jesus
Christ, our Lord's only son...

Good news. We got a match.

Our test confirms the
DNA on this coffee cup

is a maternal match for
the DNA on this form.

Maternal?

She's the mother. He's her son.

You know it's a boy?

The sequencing tells us gender, too.

Now are you finally gonna
tell me who these people are?

Do you believe in Jesus
Christ, our Lord's only son,

who was born of the Virgin Mary,

was crucified, died, and was buried,

only to rise from the dead?

Ahh! That's game!

Hey, who got next?

I'm up.

Your funeral.

Do you believe in the
forgiveness of sins,

the resurrection of the
body, and life everlasting?

I do.

Is it your will that
Christopher be baptized

in the faith of the Church?

It is.

And I baptize you, Christopher,

in the name of the Father

and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

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