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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:55,043 --> 00:02:57,070 - Something seemed weird about that 2 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,110 evening's walk to work, 3 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:01,510 and not just because it was Hollywood Boulevard. 4 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:05,870 I could smell the sharp clarity of rain in the air, 5 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,423 even over the smog and the tourist BO. 6 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:12,000 I thought nothing of it at the time. 7 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,933 Didn't even remember it until, after. 8 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:21,250 I was on my way to the Fetish Factory. 9 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,273 I worked weekends there, and I liked it. 10 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,500 It was kind of like, Night Shift meets Showgirls, 11 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,800 if you could picture that. 12 00:03:34,227 --> 00:03:36,040 Harlot! 13 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,093 You are evil! 14 00:03:38,521 --> 00:03:41,230 Evil! 15 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:44,160 Evil! - Man, she was creepy as hell, 16 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,660 but what she said next, 17 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,620 really only meant something to me later on 18 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:48,739 after I thought about it. - After these things I saw 19 00:03:48,739 --> 00:03:51,617 four angels standing at the four corners of the earth. 20 00:03:51,617 --> 00:03:53,370 - I mean not that I was an A-student 21 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:55,280 in Sunday School or anything, 22 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,170 but I knew it was from Revelations, Chapter VII. 23 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,213 Four angels. 24 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,290 I guess I was one of them. 25 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,633 - Password. 26 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:20,925 - Go fuck yourself. 27 00:04:20,925 --> 00:04:23,521 - Aw, she likes me. 28 00:04:23,521 --> 00:04:25,390 - Mmm,. 29 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,390 - Yeah.... 30 00:04:33,303 --> 00:04:34,470 - Hey! 31 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,000 - Here we go again! 32 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,857 - Uh-huh, so we'll get paid big bucks. 33 00:04:39,857 --> 00:04:41,870 - Oh that's. 34 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:43,420 This place you just never know. 35 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:55,000 Let's take it off! 36 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,900 - Yes,. 37 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,593 - Let's make some money! 38 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:02,480 , oh there goes the slippers again. 39 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,907 - Oh gosh yes. 40 00:05:04,907 --> 00:05:06,454 Yes, that sounds good. 41 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,131 - I'm just dying to know what to do this. 42 00:05:16,062 --> 00:05:17,710 - Oh! - Oh! 43 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:21,060 Jayne, you scared the shit out of me! 44 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,810 - Hi, I just had the shit scared out of me! 45 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:26,300 - Hi! - Okay, it is 46 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,290 storming out there! 47 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:30,320 - Are you serious, it wasn't even like cloudy 48 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,520 when I came in. 49 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,880 - Well I guess it's a freak storm or something, but, 50 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,350 we're not gonna let that, hi , 51 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,090 get in the way of the festivities tonight, 52 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:44,090 because I am feeling, S-E-X-Y. 53 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,536 - Oh, really? - Sexy! 54 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:51,327 Oh, oh oh, oh what stay there, stay there, 55 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:54,036 are you ready for your closeup? 56 00:05:54,036 --> 00:05:56,520 - Yes Miss DeMille! 57 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,947 Oh, we have the Flasher tonight don't we? 58 00:05:58,947 --> 00:06:00,240 - Uh-hmm. 59 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,580 Yes. 60 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,210 - Where is the Richard? 61 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:07,375 - Hmm, he's fashionably late. 62 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,735 Man can't help it. 63 00:06:11,573 --> 00:06:15,154 Richard! 64 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,456 - You look fabulous darling. 65 00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:20,340 - Hi hi hi hi! - Don't! 66 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:22,111 Beautiful! 67 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:22,944 Sensual! 68 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,502 Bouncy! 69 00:06:25,502 --> 00:06:27,794 Thank you for touching me ladies! 70 00:06:27,794 --> 00:06:29,270 Okay. 71 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:32,090 Let me take a guess, tonight you're 72 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:35,700 the love child of David Bowie, Brian Ferry, with a twist 73 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,180 of Mark! 74 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,140 - Baby you know everything! 75 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:40,400 - Um, you know they're all 76 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,250 represented in the Velvet Goldmine, 77 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,218 I've seen it like 50 times! - I love that ass! 78 00:06:44,218 --> 00:06:45,200 Hey guys, I hate to 79 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,590 break up this duet, you have going in here, 80 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:49,790 but you need to make us look pretty, okay? 81 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:51,597 - Honey that is music to my ears. 82 00:06:51,597 --> 00:06:53,910 Now let me get my claws 83 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:57,293 into that glorious meat that is your face! 84 00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:57,580 Okay ladies, 85 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,425 listen up! 86 00:07:58,425 --> 00:08:00,660 It may be a bitch of a storm 87 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:04,283 out there, but it is not gonna soak our parade. 88 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,790 You all have a little dance cards, no cancellations. 89 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,550 We have our dancers coming in for the stage show, 90 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:15,306 and you're all, second acts right? 91 00:08:15,306 --> 00:08:17,773 - Uh-hmm. - I'll let you all, 92 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:21,960 tell Suzie here the rules, since she's new, 93 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,860 I won't spank her. 94 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:24,973 Not yet anyway. 95 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,490 - No tech baby. 96 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:30,660 That's it, like Irma says, your phone, 97 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,420 anything modern, as soon as you come in, 98 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:34,560 goes right in the locker. 99 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:38,980 Anything post-1980s goes in the locker 100 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:42,360 and you don't even think about it until closing time. 101 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,340 Customers that pay good money for their play days, 102 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,940 and we don't disappoint. 103 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,160 - Thanks pop. 104 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,120 Okay so, I've been here the longest, 105 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,513 Bettie's next, then Rosie, 106 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:55,910 You're the low man on the totem pole, 107 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,480 but look I'll cut you some slack, not too much. 108 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,920 Remember these guys walk into the Fetish Factory 109 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,590 with their fantasy's set. 110 00:09:02,590 --> 00:09:04,770 They don't want to hear search engine, 111 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:07,850 text, meme, none of that stuff. 112 00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:11,960 It's all about bump and grind, stripteases, 113 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,823 flash photography. 114 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,330 - The funny papers! 115 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:22,340 - Suzie, we are very pleased to have you here. 116 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:23,830 Welcome. 117 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,473 I'm sorry that you're gonna have to hit the ground running. 118 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,400 I know you're a smart cookie. 119 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,400 - Thanks. 120 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:34,970 So I'm wondering, why is tonight so special? 121 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:39,793 - It's our showcase, um, it's a pop-up shop. 122 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:45,600 You know, next special might be someplace else. 123 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,970 We're not doing this, we're making our real money. 124 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:52,210 We do photos, eight-millimeter movies to order. 125 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:56,390 The phone thing, all sex, all the time. 126 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:59,150 - Oh yeah! - We sell fantasies though, 127 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,963 not ourselves, no sex! 128 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,419 - Wah-wah! - Wah-wah! 129 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:07,560 - Not only are you not expected to get 130 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,503 too friendly with the customers, you are not allowed. 131 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,240 No hanky-panky. - No hanky-panky! 132 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,180 - So Pauly, who's on the docket tonight? 133 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:21,473 - Oh, tonight we have, 134 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:25,160 Lipstick, Footman, 135 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,161 the Flasher, and Whipping Boy. - Whoo! 136 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,796 - A nice little crowd for the stage show, 137 00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:35,000 and we have some free-lance peelers coming in, 138 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,700 doing some dancing between your bits, 139 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:40,453 so, you guys have your acts down pat? 140 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,753 - Yes! - I have been practicing 141 00:10:42,753 --> 00:10:44,440 like a mother fucker! 142 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:47,120 - Language! - Sorry! 143 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,190 - Naughty, not nasty! 144 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:53,170 And Suzie, sweety, 145 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:56,050 it is really important that you make 'em believe 146 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,466 that everything is their idea. 147 00:10:58,466 --> 00:11:00,040 - Mmm. 148 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,867 - Like Henry Ford said, 149 00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:03,667 "If I'd asked the people what they wanted, 150 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,070 "they'd said, 'faster horses.'" 151 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,773 - Who's Henry Ford? - Cliff Robertson! 152 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:17,300 - Who are these guys, Lipstick and, 153 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,460 the Flasher? 154 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,930 - They're just guys, don't worry, 155 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,910 they wouldn't hurt a fly. 156 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:23,180 They go by code names. 157 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,800 - You know like the Reservoir Dogs. 158 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,260 - Huh? - Mr. Pink, Mr. Brown, 159 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,050 you know? 160 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:31,700 - Don't mind Bettie, everything is a movie to her, 161 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,490 she thinks she's gonna be the next Roger Ebert 162 00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,159 minus the Pulitzer and the tombstone. 163 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,087 They're just code names, we don't know their real names. 164 00:11:39,087 --> 00:11:42,940 I mean I guess Irma and Paul do but um, 165 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:45,030 that's what we call them and one of the 166 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:48,660 major perks about the Fetish Factory, is anonymity. 167 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,008 - I want Lipstick. 168 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:51,729 Oh, here. 169 00:11:53,889 --> 00:11:55,447 - No, the dude! 170 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,930 He's an easy one, 171 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,210 he likes it when the girls put makeup on him. 172 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:03,763 He gets off on that. - Oh yes he does! 173 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,400 - The Footman likes to watch, 174 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,700 and he wears these gigantic glasses, 175 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,180 all the better to see us with. 176 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,787 - Like Jerry Lewis in the Nutty Professor! 177 00:12:12,787 --> 00:12:15,071 Oh god, nothing? 178 00:12:15,071 --> 00:12:17,310 Wow, what the... - Footman has a foot fetish. 179 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,410 - Yes. - It's actually a 180 00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:24,410 foot fixation, a fetish is for an inanimate object. 181 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,110 - Thank you so much Dr. Drew. 182 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:31,580 Anyway, he's got a, he likes to, see the toes. 183 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:35,033 You got, you got good toes, let me see your tootsies. 184 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:36,130 - Uh-hmm. 185 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,260 - Oh, hmm, Whipping Boy. 186 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,350 Name is self-explanatory. 187 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:42,740 Flasher's mine. 188 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,350 He just likes to take pictures all night, 189 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,132 so we take pictures of each other! 190 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,700 - What about the show, I mean, I haven't 191 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,450 had any time to rehearse or anything. 192 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:58,220 Don't get me wrong I'm glad to be here I really am but um, 193 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,630 I just feel like I'm being thrown 194 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,760 to the wolves a little bit. 195 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,900 - Hmmm... - No don't worry about it, 196 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,760 I got your back, all four of us, all of us! 197 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,690 It's just a, it's just like a, 198 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,440 little bump and grind, striptease, it's very Burlesque. 199 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,083 You get it? 200 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,732 - But there'll be like, real dancers on stage too right? 201 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,690 - Uh-hmm. 202 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:24,067 - Yeah. 203 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,610 We got you it's gonna be fine. 204 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,660 You're gonna be okay. 205 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:29,823 - Hey. - Hi. 206 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,140 - Ready? - Yes. 207 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,300 - It's a full house. - Ooh! 208 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,536 - Excellent. 209 00:13:36,536 --> 00:13:38,104 - Ain't saying much in this dive. 210 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,930 Pays the bills right? - Oh amen to that, 211 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:43,645 God forbid I should have to get a real job! 212 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,960 - Or a real boyfriend! - Oh that's rich 213 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,760 coming from you! 214 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,850 - Hey, my single status 215 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,770 is completely by choice thank you very much! 216 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,170 - Uh, she broke up with her last boyfriend 217 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,260 because he wouldn't go to an all-night horror fest with her! 218 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,930 - Okay this was not just any all-night 219 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,210 horror film festival you guys, 220 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,240 this was Grindhouse and Exploitation, 221 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,246 that is a big difference! - Uh-hmm. 222 00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:14,537 - Welcome fellows, welcome, 223 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:19,316 to the Fetish Factory's main event. 224 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:23,700 We have a got a heck of Burlesque, 225 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:28,219 for you! 226 00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:28,070 - Now, we have the riveting, 227 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:30,703 red hot Rosie! 228 00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:35,690 As you can see, she likes to skate. 229 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:39,430 Oh yeah, we like a peeler that's in shape! 230 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,893 Me, I'm not in shape. 231 00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:47,193 Rosie here asked me to enroll in her aerobics class. 232 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:51,587 I said "No, absolutely not." 233 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,730 I'm not performing. 234 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:59,730 I jumped, I hopped, I twisted, I turned. 235 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,570 By the time I got the darn 236 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,353 leotards on, class was over! 237 00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:18,119 - Look at those gorgeous legs of hers! 238 00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:23,119 - Young and sexy yeah! 239 00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:30,874 - Hey Barbie doll! 240 00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:32,646 - Hey hey hey! - Hey hey! 241 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,479 - Whoo-who! - Hey baby! 242 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,773 - Dance! - Whoo! 243 00:16:41,773 --> 00:16:44,047 - Come here baby! - Woo-hoo! 244 00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:49,047 - Oh baby, be mine tonight! 245 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,147 - Look at her! - Yeah! 246 00:16:52,147 --> 00:16:54,280 - Oh baby! - Look at that ass! 247 00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:38,927 - Next up, we have some really special acts! 248 00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:43,942 ♪ We all want to be ♪ 249 00:18:43,942 --> 00:18:48,302 ♪ More than friends ♪ 250 00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:53,302 ♪ We were meant to last till the end ♪ 251 00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:58,077 ♪ Days we spent with nothing ♪ 252 00:18:58,077 --> 00:19:02,728 ♪ But content ♪ 253 00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,316 ♪ Then to have a happy ♪ 254 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:09,208 ♪ Ever after ♪ 255 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:13,608 ♪ Till you met her ♪ 256 00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:17,334 ♪ So now we'll see if she ♪ 257 00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:20,968 ♪ Can clear your memory ♪ 258 00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:24,437 ♪ Of every single little bit ♪ 259 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:27,803 ♪ Of me ♪ 260 00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:31,267 ♪ Yes now we'll see if she ♪ 261 00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:34,637 ♪ Can clear your memory ♪ 262 00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:38,887 ♪ Of every single little bit of me ♪ 263 00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:47,660 ♪ The vows we spoke that broke ♪ 264 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:52,409 ♪ Instead of bent ♪ 265 00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:54,192 ♪ Blow your smoke and ♪ 266 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:59,192 ♪ Choke on regret ♪ 267 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,238 - Whoo hoo! 268 00:20:25,238 --> 00:20:26,489 Whoo, whoo! 269 00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:28,433 - Our peeler is a real peach! 270 00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,023 Bettie's her name, and she is, 271 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:34,863 gorgeous! 272 00:21:35,973 --> 00:21:38,820 Sexy! 273 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,653 Sweet! 274 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:46,087 She's, not perfect though. 275 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,690 I mean I don't mean to say that she's 276 00:21:47,690 --> 00:21:51,440 a drunk or anything, but, just last week she 277 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:56,247 was taken up in front of a judge, and the judge says to her, 278 00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:59,010 "You've been brought here for drinking." 279 00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:04,010 And Bettie says, "Well, okay, let's get started!" 280 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,251 - Uh-huh, whoop! 281 00:22:23,251 --> 00:22:26,194 I don't know what happened there! 282 00:22:26,194 --> 00:22:28,048 Oh, ooh! 283 00:22:28,048 --> 00:22:29,343 Oh... 284 00:22:29,343 --> 00:22:32,260 , shoot! 285 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,033 You're in store for something! 286 00:22:41,322 --> 00:22:42,822 What's in the box? 287 00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:49,717 Hello gentlemen. - Hello. 288 00:22:49,717 --> 00:22:52,796 - I'm Bettie and this is Victor! 289 00:22:52,796 --> 00:22:54,426 - Victoria dummy! 290 00:22:54,426 --> 00:22:57,480 - Victoria, what are you talking about? 291 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,240 You're clearly male! 292 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,870 You know this is the problem with our relationship, 293 00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:03,790 it's the different sex thing. 294 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:06,470 Most ventriloquist teams are same sex, 295 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,770 and there's actually no sex in them. 296 00:23:08,770 --> 00:23:11,080 - Of course I notice sweetheart! 297 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,210 - See? 298 00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:13,730 You called me sweetheart! 299 00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:15,940 Sex vibe is already in! 300 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,319 - Ya think? 301 00:23:17,319 --> 00:23:19,200 - You know what, it's fate! 302 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,850 A female ventriloquist and a male dummy, 303 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:24,270 how can we be friends? 304 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,606 - Well a friend on the knee is a friend indeed! 305 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,280 You know what, 306 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,390 your voice is all wrong too. 307 00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,440 - What's wrong with my voice? 308 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,570 - Well, see with a same sex team, 309 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:39,220 the ventriloquist, me, doesn't have to 310 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:42,040 change her voice to sound like a girl, 311 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,330 but with you Victor, my throat is scratchy all night long! 312 00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:48,770 - Well I don't think your sore throat has anything 313 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:49,835 to do with me. 314 00:23:49,835 --> 00:23:51,103 Victor! 315 00:23:51,946 --> 00:23:54,800 If you're not careful I'll turn you into kindling! 316 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,735 - I've already got wood if you know that I mean! 317 00:23:58,144 --> 00:23:58,977 - Wow! 318 00:24:00,474 --> 00:24:05,429 Back in the box you go. 319 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:10,224 - Here's a hot little number for you. 320 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,483 Rochelle, and the Rising. 321 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,435 I wonder what's rising? 322 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:39,821 ♪ Trying we're going to fail now ♪ 323 00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:45,207 ♪ I was a now ♪ 324 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:49,943 ♪ I can't ♪ 325 00:24:56,746 --> 00:25:01,712 ♪ If everything is leaving ♪ 326 00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:06,272 ♪ I'm not good ♪ 327 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:11,272 ♪ So I might ♪ 328 00:25:14,204 --> 00:25:16,067 ♪ Yeah ♪ 329 00:25:34,937 --> 00:25:39,320 - And now we have the scintillating, 330 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,703 seductive, and stylish Jayne! 331 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,560 As you can see she has beautiful golden locks. 332 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,667 All natural too. 333 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:54,500 Yeah, she's your classic dumb blond. 334 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:59,130 I was with Jayne when she went to get, 335 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:01,833 her driver's license last week. 336 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:05,823 She took one look at it and started wailing! 337 00:26:07,105 --> 00:26:10,197 I said "Jayne honey, what's the matter?" 338 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:13,483 She turns to me and she says, 339 00:26:14,377 --> 00:26:15,720 "I got an F is sex!" 340 00:26:23,755 --> 00:26:26,520 - Whew, as you can see, in my bosom here 341 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,520 I've got a deck of cards, right? 342 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,767 Yeah, yeah. 343 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:32,883 - I don't think our guests can really see them properly. 344 00:26:34,332 --> 00:26:36,155 - Whoo! - Mmm! 345 00:26:36,155 --> 00:26:38,909 - Mmm, and so can I have a volunteer? 346 00:26:38,909 --> 00:26:43,909 - Oh oh me me! 347 00:26:44,323 --> 00:26:45,156 - Sh! 348 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:47,670 You! 349 00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:48,943 - Aw man! - Him? 350 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,534 - W-W-What would you like me to do? 351 00:26:55,534 --> 00:26:58,240 Uh, well, don't be shy, 352 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,290 first, and then I want you to pick a card. 353 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:05,800 The card, show it to the audience but don't show it to me. 354 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,583 Put it back in the deck. - Uh-hmm. 355 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,050 - Got it? - Uh-hmm. 356 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:13,840 - Okay... 357 00:27:16,993 --> 00:27:19,380 What, uh, oh! 358 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,463 Oh my god, I am such a butterfingers! 359 00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:25,457 Look what I did! 360 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:26,723 Uh, new girl! 361 00:27:27,590 --> 00:27:28,423 New girl! 362 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,980 Suzie! 363 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:33,983 I need your help, I need you to pick that up, now. 364 00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:35,780 Thank you. 365 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,551 Oh my gosh look at that! 366 00:27:37,551 --> 00:27:39,100 - Whoo! 367 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,315 - She looks like she's smuggling something, 368 00:27:41,315 --> 00:27:43,133 and I don't think it's a cantaloupe. 369 00:27:46,614 --> 00:27:48,892 Look, what have we here? 370 00:27:51,034 --> 00:27:52,927 - Whoa, whoa! 371 00:27:57,227 --> 00:28:02,120 - Here, you might have noticed, we have a new girl? 372 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,223 On stage? 373 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,163 I had to fire somebody! 374 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,410 It wasn't easy, but the girl was dense 375 00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:14,563 as a doorknob and she had an attitude to boot. 376 00:28:15,788 --> 00:28:18,050 I told her that I'd slept with a Brazilian, 377 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:23,050 and she says, "Eww, you hussy, how many is a Brazilian?" 378 00:29:54,316 --> 00:29:57,233 - It's so slow, I can't believe it! 379 00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,560 Really, that's what he gave you for a tip? 380 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,207 - Hey barkeep you know what? 381 00:30:06,207 --> 00:30:09,320 I feel like a, Zombie! 382 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,883 - You got it sir! - Hey! 383 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:13,580 - Not much of a crowd tonight boss. 384 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,350 - Aw man wives expect their husbands to stay 385 00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:18,225 home on rainy nights like this. 386 00:30:22,031 --> 00:30:24,090 You know, at this rate, who's gonna keep 387 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:27,150 Irma and I in Dunhill's, please? 388 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,700 - Smoking's a nasty habit! 389 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,963 It's gonna kill 'ya boss. 390 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,490 - No this rain's gonna kill me. 391 00:30:33,356 --> 00:30:34,189 - No worries. 392 00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:47,555 - Oh look I've got all of my girls here on stage! 393 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:49,318 - Yeah! - Whoo! 394 00:30:54,828 --> 00:30:56,370 - Oh yeah! 395 00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:59,189 She's got the high end and I got the low end! 396 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:03,920 I'm Rosie's nasty friend! 397 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,635 - Yeah! 398 00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:09,416 - Next! 399 00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:10,780 - And Jayne! 400 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:13,074 Jayne makes me go insane! 401 00:31:20,332 --> 00:31:22,499 Oh, and cute little Suzie! 402 00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:26,388 I like them Asian and submissive! 403 00:31:26,388 --> 00:31:27,920 Oh! 404 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:28,837 - Oh! - Ooh! 405 00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:33,769 - Ladies, shall we take a bow? 406 00:31:33,769 --> 00:31:36,258 Mmm... 407 00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:02,613 - Rats, nice. 408 00:32:15,628 --> 00:32:18,233 - Thanks for coming fellas! 409 00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:22,531 Oh, thanks for coming! 410 00:32:27,723 --> 00:32:32,403 Lucky four-leaf clovers, you stay right where you are! 411 00:32:32,403 --> 00:32:35,830 Someone will escort you to your private rooms. 412 00:33:01,095 --> 00:33:02,275 That was awesome! 413 00:33:02,275 --> 00:33:04,272 That would! 414 00:33:04,272 --> 00:33:07,500 - You sexy bitch! 415 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,690 - Hey, where's Suzie? 416 00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:11,330 - Yeah she okay? - It was merely a flesh wound. 417 00:33:11,330 --> 00:33:12,980 - She nodded like she was okay. 418 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:17,570 - OK, well, if she's late I'll just give 419 00:33:17,570 --> 00:33:19,320 her Whipping Boy. - Perfect! 420 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,628 - He'll just think he's being punished. 421 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,208 - All right, well? 422 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:28,818 There are men to be satisfied and money to be made. 423 00:33:28,818 --> 00:33:32,167 - Let's bring it on! - Mmm. 424 00:34:11,755 --> 00:34:16,337 - Oh, this color's so beautiful on you! 425 00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:22,372 - Your toes! 426 00:34:22,372 --> 00:34:26,017 So beautiful, so beautiful! 427 00:34:45,907 --> 00:34:48,770 - Oh... 428 00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:50,190 My little warrior,! 429 00:34:51,975 --> 00:34:54,991 - A cute little bow tie you have. 430 00:34:54,991 --> 00:34:58,697 - I, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna see your feet. 431 00:35:00,027 --> 00:35:01,033 I love your feet! 432 00:35:01,033 --> 00:35:02,150 - What about these? - Oh... 433 00:35:03,383 --> 00:35:04,750 Can I-- - I guess you're not much 434 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,123 of a boob man! 435 00:35:07,546 --> 00:35:09,943 - No I, I would like to see your feet. 436 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,660 - So many laces! - I know! 437 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:16,970 I wish... 438 00:35:18,070 --> 00:35:19,980 - Take your time now! - Mmm... 439 00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:34,648 - That is so, 440 00:35:34,648 --> 00:35:36,500 - Touching. - romantic. 441 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:37,854 - Touching... 442 00:35:37,854 --> 00:35:39,420 Socks... 443 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:41,918 - My spice! - Teddy bears! 444 00:35:43,497 --> 00:35:45,220 Look at your toes! 445 00:35:46,534 --> 00:35:48,451 Ooh, I love those toes! 446 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:53,833 Let me see your toes. 447 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,430 Look at those beautiful ankles. 448 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:03,207 Lead straight to heaven! 449 00:36:04,638 --> 00:36:08,156 - It sure does! - Let's see those gumdrops, 450 00:36:08,156 --> 00:36:09,886 let's see those gumdrops! 451 00:36:09,886 --> 00:36:12,803 Oh, ooh... 452 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:20,060 Oh what, beautiful toes! 453 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:20,893 I'm speechless. 454 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:24,640 - I'm speechless too! 455 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,890 A few minutes ago when you showed up! 456 00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:32,862 But now, I have to say, it's completely riveting! 457 00:36:52,347 --> 00:36:53,180 - Oh... 458 00:36:54,622 --> 00:36:55,455 Mmm... 459 00:36:56,836 --> 00:36:57,669 Oh... 460 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,066 - Ah you sexy little kitten! 461 00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:52,316 Show me! 462 00:37:53,596 --> 00:37:55,403 I love you! 463 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:02,143 Okay, stay stay stay. 464 00:38:03,688 --> 00:38:05,773 Take one of me! 465 00:38:05,773 --> 00:38:10,530 Take one of me! 466 00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:12,709 Show me another trick! 467 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:14,274 I know you like magic! 468 00:38:14,274 --> 00:38:15,970 - I do, I do! - I know you like... 469 00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:16,903 No! 470 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,232 You know what? 471 00:38:18,232 --> 00:38:20,815 Fire! 472 00:38:30,630 --> 00:38:33,610 - I loved the way you handled that little man on stage, 473 00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,380 you're so stern, mmm. 474 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,896 - You have yet to see how I handle my wood! 475 00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:41,650 Oh stop it, stop... 476 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:43,640 Oh, how do I look, how do I look? 477 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,030 - You are the prettiest girl in the land! 478 00:38:47,030 --> 00:38:50,040 Oh hold still Ralphie or I'll shoot your eye out! 479 00:38:51,402 --> 00:38:52,920 - My kids love that movie! 480 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,006 - I bet they do! 481 00:38:54,006 --> 00:38:55,400 - Mmm, oh give me some more. - Oh! 482 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,960 Here you go baby, here you go! 483 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,110 Let me see this face! 484 00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:03,882 You are the most glamorous girl in the world! 485 00:39:03,882 --> 00:39:06,465 Mmm... 486 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,092 Oh... 487 00:39:11,092 --> 00:39:13,202 - Just lay back. 488 00:39:13,202 --> 00:39:15,952 Mmm... 489 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:21,063 - Where is she? 490 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,430 - So anyone found Suzie yet? 491 00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:37,503 I swear I checked that girl's references up the Yin Yang. 492 00:39:38,635 --> 00:39:41,793 I don't hire flakes, I am never wrong. 493 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,405 - You're never wrong. 494 00:39:44,405 --> 00:39:46,488 - Not in a million years. 495 00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:49,213 - What, why years? 496 00:40:50,683 --> 00:40:54,465 - Oh, baby.. 497 00:40:54,465 --> 00:40:58,048 Ooh, baby baby! 498 00:41:05,853 --> 00:41:10,853 Oh baby,... 499 00:41:12,007 --> 00:41:13,100 Ya! 500 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,400 - What do you think you're doing? 501 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,845 - Nothing, nothing, I'm, I'm sorry! 502 00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:19,843 I'm, I'm just waiting for Suzie! 503 00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:24,161 - God! 504 00:41:24,161 --> 00:41:25,398 Damned zombies! 505 00:42:52,764 --> 00:42:55,080 Oh that was fun! 506 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,150 - Yeah it was a long night though! 507 00:42:57,150 --> 00:42:58,463 Oh, oh! 508 00:42:58,463 --> 00:43:00,160 I am so ready to get paid though. 509 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,206 Ooh, oh right! - Oh definitely. 510 00:43:09,373 --> 00:43:10,686 Oh my god, look! 511 00:43:10,686 --> 00:43:12,230 The bitch is dead! 512 00:43:12,230 --> 00:43:15,063 - Oh yep, she's dead. 513 00:43:16,290 --> 00:43:18,763 Uh, looks, looks like she OD'd. 514 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,200 - Should we call 911? - No no no, no no no, 515 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,071 we have to tell Irma and Paul before we do anything! 516 00:43:25,071 --> 00:43:26,386 Okay, okay! 517 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,077 That's good, let's move! 518 00:43:44,203 --> 00:43:47,260 Paul, Irma? 519 00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,178 Oh my god! - Oh my god! 520 00:43:48,178 --> 00:43:50,660 - Oh my god, go, go! 521 00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:55,660 Go go! 522 00:43:58,226 --> 00:44:00,928 What the fuck was that? 523 00:44:00,928 --> 00:44:04,220 - I don't know! 524 00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:06,310 - Rosie! 525 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,143 You okay? 526 00:44:08,067 --> 00:44:09,330 I left my phone at home! 527 00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:11,110 - Me too! - Uh, all I have 528 00:44:11,110 --> 00:44:11,943 is my iPod! 529 00:44:11,943 --> 00:44:14,636 - Oh god, okay, okay... 530 00:44:14,636 --> 00:44:16,010 Oh... - What do we do, 531 00:44:16,010 --> 00:44:17,769 what do we do? 532 00:44:17,769 --> 00:44:19,619 - Uh-huh. - Call, call. 533 00:44:19,619 --> 00:44:20,950 - Okay! 534 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,614 - Call, come on, call call! 535 00:44:23,614 --> 00:44:25,484 - Okay! 536 00:44:25,484 --> 00:44:27,567 - Come on, oh... 537 00:44:32,785 --> 00:44:34,536 - All right, okay, okay. 538 00:44:34,536 --> 00:44:37,612 All right, , okay,... 539 00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:39,132 All right... - My phone. 540 00:44:39,132 --> 00:44:40,632 - Okay, nevermind! 541 00:44:41,783 --> 00:44:44,060 There's no fucking signal! 542 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:46,194 It's saying that all the circuits are out of order! 543 00:44:46,194 --> 00:44:47,556 Okay, let me try to get online, fuck it! 544 00:44:47,556 --> 00:44:49,185 I'm trying to get online! 545 00:44:49,185 --> 00:44:50,018 Woo, okay! 546 00:44:50,018 --> 00:44:52,540 Okay right there, wait uh, a freak storm! 547 00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:55,387 - Oh fuck, really? - In-in-in LA, 548 00:44:55,387 --> 00:44:57,566 in LA, it causes an epidemic, 549 00:44:57,566 --> 00:44:59,660 oh my god, , 550 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:01,847 the news, the news, 551 00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:05,364 oh, it's not loading, it's not fucking loading dude! 552 00:45:05,364 --> 00:45:06,447 Okay fu-shit! 553 00:45:07,353 --> 00:45:08,819 Shit! 554 00:45:08,819 --> 00:45:10,720 Okay,! - As Bluto from Animal House 555 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,876 would say my advice to you is to start drinking heavily! 556 00:45:17,493 --> 00:45:20,240 - Rosie's used this? 557 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,073 There you go. 558 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:23,948 Call 911 again! 559 00:45:23,948 --> 00:45:25,448 - Okay, all right. 560 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:31,253 Okay,... 561 00:45:31,253 --> 00:45:35,200 Oh,! 562 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,795 Uh,... 563 00:45:36,795 --> 00:45:37,984 - It's! 564 00:45:37,984 --> 00:45:41,067 - Uh, okay now, well, uh, let me try. 565 00:45:44,629 --> 00:45:48,290 It's not fucking going, but it just rang, it's not working! 566 00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:50,255 Oh what's that, did you see that picture! 567 00:45:50,255 --> 00:45:51,610 I mean it looked, like her boyfriend 568 00:45:51,610 --> 00:45:54,133 or husband or something, I don't know, I barely know her! 569 00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:56,780 - I know, I know we barely know her! 570 00:45:56,780 --> 00:46:00,987 Um, okay, okay, oh my god we gotta do something! 571 00:46:00,987 --> 00:46:02,950 - Are you crazy? 572 00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:03,790 I'm not going out there! 573 00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:06,729 Did you see our friend lying on the floor? 574 00:46:06,729 --> 00:46:10,533 - you, just stay here by yourself, alone! 575 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,799 - At least let's arm ourselves with something! 576 00:46:14,007 --> 00:46:14,924 - Oh, okay! 577 00:46:17,447 --> 00:46:18,798 Let's go, wait! 578 00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:46,340 - Shit, shit, fuck shit, oh! 579 00:46:53,650 --> 00:46:55,984 - Tristan's gone! - Jayne! 580 00:46:55,984 --> 00:46:59,450 Oh my god I'm sorry! 581 00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:01,572 What happened, who was out there? 582 00:47:01,572 --> 00:47:06,572 - I don't know, he accidentally flashed! 583 00:47:06,947 --> 00:47:08,982 They don't like the light. 584 00:47:08,982 --> 00:47:10,926 Oh god! - Let's get out of here! 585 00:47:10,926 --> 00:47:12,458 - Okay. - Come on! 586 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:32,880 - We can't hide in here all night! 587 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,077 I say we go out there and kick some ass! 588 00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:39,360 - Agreed! 589 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,293 - Really? 590 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,940 Sorry! 591 00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:47,450 - Okay how do we do this? 592 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:48,560 I mean they could be anywhere, 593 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,550 maybe we should try and make a break for it again. 594 00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:54,300 - Yeah you can see how well that worked! 595 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:55,533 - What about the girls? 596 00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:57,970 - They've gotta be dead, forget 'em! 597 00:47:57,970 --> 00:47:59,770 We've got to look out for ourselves! 598 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,253 - My wife is gonna kill me! 599 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,569 - Come on, let's go! 600 00:48:06,569 --> 00:48:09,650 - Okay, but I'm only kicking ass if I really have to! 601 00:48:09,650 --> 00:48:12,413 If I see an open door, and freedom, I'm out of here! 602 00:48:27,490 --> 00:48:29,130 - I have an idea! - What? 603 00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:30,710 - I'm faster on these things than any 604 00:48:30,710 --> 00:48:32,500 of you guys are on your feet. 605 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:36,160 I'm gonna take a flying run for it, well, skate. 606 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,530 I'm gonna bust through the gate, 607 00:48:38,530 --> 00:48:40,807 I'm gonna go a million miles an hour, 608 00:48:40,807 --> 00:48:44,120 and I'll get us help. 609 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,914 - Makes sense I guess but um, 610 00:48:45,914 --> 00:48:47,210 as soon as it's clear come back for us okay, 611 00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:51,432 and we'll all go, okay? 612 00:48:57,815 --> 00:48:59,797 - No! 613 00:48:59,797 --> 00:49:00,630 Oh... 614 00:49:03,934 --> 00:49:04,887 Oh my god we have to go 615 00:49:04,887 --> 00:49:05,720 help her! - No no no! 616 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,553 No no no! - Why? 617 00:49:06,553 --> 00:49:08,241 - We're too late for her! 618 00:49:08,241 --> 00:49:09,991 - Come on! - No, here! 619 00:49:16,371 --> 00:49:19,350 Oh god! 620 00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:21,263 - What were those things? 621 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,290 I mean, zombies are just in movies, okay? 622 00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:28,843 Um, maybe it's a virus like 28 Days Later? 623 00:49:28,843 --> 00:49:31,010 - I don't know, um, 624 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:34,063 all I know from what I saw on the phone before it broke was, 625 00:49:35,961 --> 00:49:39,347 something about acid rain, like uh, like a, 626 00:49:39,347 --> 00:49:42,003 like a nuclear plant get struck by lightning. 627 00:49:42,970 --> 00:49:44,738 Are there nukes in LA? 628 00:49:44,738 --> 00:49:46,975 - , I don't... 629 00:49:46,975 --> 00:49:49,030 I don't-- - No, of course not. 630 00:49:49,030 --> 00:49:52,440 - I am not worried about the hows, or the whys, 631 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,830 I'm worried about the whats! 632 00:49:53,830 --> 00:49:55,870 I mean if we can figure out what these things 633 00:49:55,870 --> 00:49:58,435 are we might even have a chance of surviving! 634 00:49:58,435 --> 00:50:01,473 - Okay, yeah okay let's think. 635 00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:04,600 The only thing we know is that uh, 636 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,620 their eyes are all weirded out. 637 00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,367 And they don't like light. 638 00:50:08,367 --> 00:50:10,371 Can they even see? 639 00:50:10,371 --> 00:50:14,089 - I don't know, I mean they seem to, 640 00:50:14,089 --> 00:50:16,694 - Yeah. - but it's so freaky! 641 00:50:16,694 --> 00:50:17,977 - Yeah, yeah. - I mean at first it 642 00:50:17,977 --> 00:50:20,543 was like they were targeting eyes. 643 00:50:21,510 --> 00:50:23,583 Suzie, and Irma. 644 00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:27,523 And then they just ripped into Rosie. 645 00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,020 - Are they only attacking women? 646 00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:35,220 Did you see any female... 647 00:50:36,850 --> 00:50:38,010 Let's just call them zombies, 648 00:50:38,010 --> 00:50:40,283 did you see any female zombies? 649 00:50:40,283 --> 00:50:45,283 - No. 650 00:50:55,513 --> 00:50:58,900 - Oh my god, you're Suzie's boyfriend! 651 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:01,233 - Who's Suzie? - The new girl. 652 00:51:02,796 --> 00:51:05,690 - Oh that's here stage name, I'm her brother actually. 653 00:51:05,690 --> 00:51:08,470 Yeah I came here to pick her up after work and then I... 654 00:51:10,428 --> 00:51:12,011 Wait, where is she? 655 00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:17,403 What is going on here? 656 00:51:17,403 --> 00:51:19,543 - What is going on out there? 657 00:51:20,508 --> 00:51:22,563 - Well first of all hi, I'm Jake. 658 00:51:23,653 --> 00:51:24,486 - Hi, hi. 659 00:51:25,775 --> 00:51:26,741 - Hi. 660 00:51:26,741 --> 00:51:28,430 Uh, I'm Bettie. 661 00:51:28,430 --> 00:51:29,780 - Jayne. 662 00:51:29,780 --> 00:51:32,010 So let's, yeah, what's going on outside? 663 00:51:32,010 --> 00:51:34,580 - Uh, you know I wish I had a decent answer for you, 664 00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:35,993 I don't think anybody knows. 665 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,190 I woke up at two a.m. to go pick up my sister from work, 666 00:51:40,190 --> 00:51:42,050 and I went outside, and the streets are just 667 00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:43,840 jammed with people walking, which is really 668 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,193 weird for this area, you know? 669 00:51:45,193 --> 00:51:46,930 There's not a lot of people driving, 670 00:51:46,930 --> 00:51:49,853 there's just me, and a few other people. 671 00:51:51,215 --> 00:51:53,130 I knew something was up but I didn't think much of it, 672 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:55,450 you know, I mean it's like Hollywood, you know? 673 00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:57,070 - Oh, I know. 674 00:51:57,070 --> 00:52:00,273 - Yeah, so, anyway I'm trying to listen to my radio 675 00:52:00,273 --> 00:52:02,960 and not a lot's coming in, just a bunch of static, 676 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,700 and-and it's pouring down rain, 677 00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:08,290 but not steadily, like in sudden bursts. 678 00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:11,703 And the rain's like a really weird color too. 679 00:52:13,244 --> 00:52:14,900 Then I looked out my window and I thought I saw 680 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:19,250 this guy being attacked, so I got really worried. 681 00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:21,900 Then I call my sister on my phone except my phone is dead 682 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:23,400 even though I just charged it. 683 00:52:25,150 --> 00:52:27,548 - So, when did you get here? 684 00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:28,848 - Like a half an hour ago. 685 00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:31,330 At first I couldn't get in then this guy 686 00:52:31,330 --> 00:52:32,990 came out and started threatening me, 687 00:52:32,990 --> 00:52:35,610 and then he left, so I followed him over to the 688 00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:37,730 front door and it was just wide open, 689 00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:40,263 which I thought was really weird, 690 00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:43,520 so I took a couple steps back, 691 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,293 went back around the corner and then I, 692 00:52:46,293 --> 00:52:47,623 I saw these guys, 693 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:51,703 or these, these things, 694 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,950 breaking a window and trying to climb in! 695 00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:57,620 So I ran back over to the front door, 696 00:52:57,620 --> 00:53:00,077 I mean Julie's in there and I gotta help her. 697 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,313 And I go in, really careful, 698 00:53:04,130 --> 00:53:06,383 and I see these guys eating somebody. 699 00:53:08,380 --> 00:53:09,293 It was freaky. 700 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:13,120 It was just like Fulci's classic, Zombi 2. 701 00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:17,890 I didn't really feel like I had much of a choice here 702 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:22,473 except to just ride it out, and try and find my sister. 703 00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:27,496 Which is what I was gonna do, until you guys came in. 704 00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:28,746 - Yeah. 705 00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,390 - Now it's your turn. 706 00:53:33,390 --> 00:53:34,590 What's going on in here? 707 00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:39,247 - I mean, you probably know as much as we do, 708 00:53:39,247 --> 00:53:41,990 I mean you heard us talking when we walked in. 709 00:53:41,990 --> 00:53:42,823 - Yeah. 710 00:53:44,210 --> 00:53:46,300 - I'm really sorry about Julie. 711 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:48,610 - Yeah. - I mean, , 712 00:53:48,610 --> 00:53:51,733 we only met her tonight, she seemed really cool. 713 00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:54,940 - If it's any comfort they didn't eat her. 714 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:59,940 They just, uh, , thing, it just was quick, I think. 715 00:54:00,263 --> 00:54:03,810 - Fucking freak. 716 00:54:03,810 --> 00:54:05,360 Yeah... 717 00:54:06,867 --> 00:54:07,923 - Run! 718 00:54:13,523 --> 00:54:18,523 - Run, run! 719 00:54:22,656 --> 00:54:23,851 - No! 720 00:54:25,507 --> 00:54:27,550 Damn it! 721 00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:28,850 - I, I have one! 722 00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,798 - Who's! - Good job, good job, 723 00:54:30,798 --> 00:54:32,600 good job! - Right, there. 724 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,928 - Okay. 725 00:54:36,866 --> 00:54:38,918 - Sh... - Sh! 726 00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:45,110 - Whoa! 727 00:54:45,110 --> 00:54:46,410 See! 728 00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:48,336 He doesn't like the light! 729 00:54:48,336 --> 00:54:50,290 No wonder they screwed with the wiring! 730 00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:51,331 It wasn't to keep us in the dark 731 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:53,161 it was to keep them in the dark! 732 00:54:53,161 --> 00:54:55,435 Ya! 733 00:54:59,149 --> 00:55:02,528 - Get out of the way! 734 00:55:02,528 --> 00:55:05,923 - No, no no! 735 00:57:22,182 --> 00:57:26,471 - Did they get Jayne? 736 00:57:26,471 --> 00:57:29,054 No , no! 737 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,077 - We gotta keep moving! 738 00:57:40,642 --> 00:57:44,427 - Okay, the theater is just around the corner, 739 00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,243 we could, we can hide there. 740 00:57:46,243 --> 00:57:47,853 - Okay. - Okay. 741 00:58:11,410 --> 00:58:12,823 He was at the show tonight! 742 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:15,050 - Are they all zombies? 743 00:58:15,937 --> 00:58:16,770 - I guess so. 744 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,160 - Seems to be connected to the storm. 745 00:58:28,955 --> 00:58:32,290 - I mean it's like the opposite of The Devil's Rain! 746 00:58:32,290 --> 00:58:33,840 I'm sorry, The Devil's Rain is a movie. 747 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,400 - A B horror starring William Shatner 748 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,900 and Ernest Borgnine, Tom Skerritt, 749 00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:38,970 Ida Lupino and Keenan Wynn. 750 00:58:38,970 --> 00:58:40,566 - And a young John Travolta. 751 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,870 - But in that movie the zombies melted in the rain, 752 00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:49,433 this one it seems like the, 753 00:58:50,774 --> 00:58:55,050 seems like the rain has a virus, or something. 754 00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:56,990 Maybe this is like another Fukushima! 755 00:58:56,990 --> 00:58:58,550 Totally! 756 00:58:58,550 --> 00:59:01,010 - Or like a volcano, you know, I mean god knows 757 00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:04,124 what's been stewing around underground for all these years. 758 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,180 - All right we gotta figure this out. 759 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,410 All right we, , we know they 760 00:59:08,410 --> 00:59:10,260 don't like the light, that's obvious. 761 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,160 But it doesn't kill 'em, so they're not vampires. 762 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,900 - God this is the most ridiculous conversation ever! 763 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:19,350 - No shit! 764 00:59:19,350 --> 00:59:21,023 But we have to figure this out! 765 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,900 - Well if it's any consolation it seems like 766 00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:26,360 this thing's only effecting males. 767 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,991 - Great. 768 00:59:28,991 --> 00:59:30,960 So they're just gonna go after me? 769 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,090 So eyes or no eyes, you get to live? 770 00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:34,343 - That sounds peachy! 771 00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:40,340 Hey do you know anything 772 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:41,363 about wiring? 773 00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:45,070 Maybe you could get the main lights back on? 774 00:59:45,070 --> 00:59:47,620 - Wow, you know that's pretty sexist, 775 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:50,760 just 'cause I'm a guy I'm supposed to be really handy. 776 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:51,950 - It's just... - We should find the 777 00:59:51,950 --> 00:59:53,900 circuit breaker, do you know where it is? 778 00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:54,733 - No. 779 00:59:56,170 --> 00:59:58,660 I mean it's our first time in this location. 780 00:59:58,660 --> 01:00:01,161 But, even if it wasn't I don't think 781 01:00:01,161 --> 01:00:03,621 I'd know where it was. 782 01:00:03,621 --> 01:00:04,454 - Okay. 783 01:00:05,691 --> 01:00:07,333 No no no it's no problem, uh, 784 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,690 we just need to do some reverse engineering, 785 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:11,523 you know, we need to look outside, 786 01:00:11,523 --> 01:00:13,200 we need to find the power lines, 787 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,310 - Okay. - Trace where it comes into 788 01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:18,010 the house, because logically the circuit breaker would be 789 01:00:18,010 --> 01:00:19,080 where the power line comes in, 790 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,540 because that's easier and more convenient 791 01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:22,753 for the city's electricians. 792 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:24,701 - I mean, that kind of makes sense. 793 01:00:28,220 --> 01:00:29,853 Don't say anything. 794 01:00:34,510 --> 01:00:35,510 - It's now or never! 795 01:00:36,456 --> 01:00:37,700 - Give me this! 796 01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:41,429 All right. 797 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,220 - Wait, a gunshot to the head's the only way 798 01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:46,310 to kill a zombie! 799 01:01:00,830 --> 01:01:04,723 - Chuck Norris, A Force of One, 1979! 800 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:09,550 Thanks for your help. 801 01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:12,632 - You don't need my help, you're all kinds of awesome. 802 01:01:12,632 --> 01:01:14,763 - Thanks. 803 01:01:15,690 --> 01:01:16,830 All right we gotta get out of here! 804 01:01:16,830 --> 01:01:18,067 - Okay! 805 01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:02,583 - So, here it is, I mean, do you know what to do? 806 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,420 - In the movies there was always some big lever, so... 807 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,560 - Yeah. - I don't see a lever. 808 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,070 - Me either, but I mean, there's all these buttons, 809 01:02:11,070 --> 01:02:12,440 maybe we could just push a bunch of 'em, 810 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,930 and something's gonna happen I mean 811 01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:14,763 it can't get any worse right? 812 01:02:14,763 --> 01:02:16,700 - Yeah, maybe we'll just get electrocuted. 813 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:18,453 - Right. 814 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,050 - Wait wait wait wait wait, look! 815 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,328 The sunrise! 816 01:02:30,230 --> 01:02:32,813 - Let's get out of here! - Yeah! 817 01:02:34,505 --> 01:02:37,140 - Oh, The Richard! 818 01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:38,970 His hair looks fabulous though. 819 01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:40,970 - It looks great. 820 01:02:44,339 --> 01:02:47,256 Oh god! 821 01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:04,912 - What happened? 822 01:03:06,619 --> 01:03:09,739 - You don't remember? 823 01:03:09,739 --> 01:03:10,572 - No. 824 01:03:11,806 --> 01:03:13,973 Hey, did you gals drug me? 825 01:03:19,726 --> 01:03:20,559 No. 826 01:03:22,019 --> 01:03:25,390 Sorry. - No that's okay, 827 01:03:25,390 --> 01:03:28,583 I mean, it's probably better you don't remember anyway. 828 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:31,129 - He's gonna find out eventually! 829 01:03:31,129 --> 01:03:32,750 Find out what? 830 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:33,583 - Look! 831 01:03:34,730 --> 01:03:37,270 There was an attack here last night! 832 01:03:37,270 --> 01:03:39,273 Something happened, people are dead! 833 01:03:42,780 --> 01:03:44,553 - Come on you guys, we gotta get out of here! 834 01:03:44,553 --> 01:03:46,361 - Help me! 835 01:03:46,361 --> 01:03:47,194 - Is that Jayne? 836 01:03:48,790 --> 01:03:49,690 Did you hear that? 837 01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:52,770 - Maybe Julie's not dead! 838 01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:54,290 - Wait wait wait Jake no! 839 01:03:54,290 --> 01:03:55,183 She is! 840 01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:57,253 I fucking saw her! 841 01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:00,120 - Well you also killed a zombie right here 842 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,237 and he's fine now! 843 01:04:01,237 --> 01:04:02,070 - Huh? 844 01:04:03,822 --> 01:04:06,280 - Okay I guess things have changed. 845 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,640 - Bettie, it's me Jayne! 846 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,793 - Jayne, come on! 847 01:04:09,650 --> 01:04:11,910 Jayne, Jayne we're coming! 848 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,620 Jayne! 849 01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:20,683 - What happened? 850 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:24,020 Jayne said I killed Irma, I wouldn't do that! 851 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,164 - My god they really don't remember! 852 01:04:29,164 --> 01:04:31,070 - But the lights are on, does that mean the phone works now? 853 01:04:31,070 --> 01:04:33,130 - Oh god please yes, it has too! 854 01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:34,768 Please! 855 01:04:34,768 --> 01:04:36,474 - Irma! 856 01:04:36,474 --> 01:04:37,307 Irma! 857 01:04:52,607 --> 01:04:53,983 - Oh my god again! 858 01:04:53,983 --> 01:04:57,997 Go! 859 01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:38,760 - Guys, a little help here! 860 01:05:50,230 --> 01:05:51,960 - The Flasher and Whipping Boy went off 861 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,180 on their own, separately. 862 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:55,910 They wanted to go home, see if they 863 01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:57,373 even still had homes. 864 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,163 Who knows what they were thinking. 865 01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:09,960 Somehow we got out of there. 866 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,353 The girls were weak, just waking up. 867 01:06:13,690 --> 01:06:15,113 Or maybe they let us go. 868 01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:18,853 Maybe there was some vestige of humanity left in them. 869 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:27,453 Jake and me, we stayed together, always moving. 870 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,300 It didn't take us long to figure out it 871 01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,853 was some kind of a Ladyhawke thing going on. 872 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,790 You ever see that movie? 873 01:06:35,790 --> 01:06:37,223 It's a tragic love story. 874 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,440 There's a curse, and the man and the woman 875 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,360 change into different creatures against their will. 876 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,619 She's a hawk by day, he's a wolf by night. 877 01:06:46,619 --> 01:06:49,370 And so it seems those 878 01:06:49,370 --> 01:06:51,270 who are infected by the rain virus 879 01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:53,540 take shifts, just like that. 880 01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:55,330 Zombies and mortals. 881 01:06:55,330 --> 01:06:56,163 Male and female. 882 01:06:57,090 --> 01:06:58,043 Light and dark. 883 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:04,233 So far, Jake and me have managed to stay untouched, alive, 884 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:05,913 and in love. 885 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:08,473 So far. 886 01:07:15,516 --> 01:07:16,800 All right so I 887 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,577 forgot my lines sorry! 888 01:07:24,549 --> 01:07:26,158 - Take two. - Yar... 889 01:07:26,158 --> 01:07:27,968 Hope you got that on film 890 01:07:27,968 --> 01:07:30,635 because I was really strangling! 891 01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:40,079 - I don't think that's going to defend us at all, Flasher. 892 01:07:43,549 --> 01:07:45,340 - One more time! 893 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:47,500 - Okay... - I am ready to get paid 894 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,457 and go home! - Whoo! 895 01:07:49,457 --> 01:07:51,257 - Dickhead. - Well pussy I'm sorry. 896 01:07:52,476 --> 01:07:56,121 - And... 897 01:07:56,121 --> 01:07:57,960 - Whoo, ya-ha! 898 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,047 - Fuck it. - Yeah, you're welcome. 899 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:04,177 - And I'm taking this dresser. 900 01:08:06,490 --> 01:08:09,586 - God dammit! 901 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:13,366 - Pick, a close shot of those, babies. 902 01:08:13,366 --> 01:08:14,882 - That's good. - Oh my god, 903 01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:15,715 oh my god, oh my god! 904 01:08:16,690 --> 01:08:19,269 - Hi world, how are 'ya? - Hi! 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