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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,657 --> 00:00:22,657 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:25,657 --> 00:00:29,292 You think she remembers? 3 00:00:29,294 --> 00:00:30,926 Here you go. 4 00:00:30,928 --> 00:00:34,798 No. It was a long time ago. 5 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,500 Oh. 6 00:00:37,502 --> 00:00:40,305 Here's your tea, Cynthia. 7 00:00:41,806 --> 00:00:44,774 What a little chatter box. 8 00:00:44,776 --> 00:00:47,777 Jason, who's Samantha's imaginary friend? 9 00:00:47,779 --> 00:00:49,746 Cynthia. 10 00:00:49,748 --> 00:00:50,947 That's a pretty name. 11 00:02:07,025 --> 00:02:08,960 Little freak. 12 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,854 I can... I can... I can't... 13 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:12,956 What's wrong? you're like a limp fish. 14 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:16,625 I'm tired. I haven't even had my coffee 15 00:03:16,627 --> 00:03:20,730 I'm tired too. You think this is any fun for me? 16 00:03:20,732 --> 00:03:24,099 Oh, wow, thanks. That makes me feel special. I'm like a turkey 17 00:03:24,101 --> 00:03:25,235 baster with legs. 18 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:28,205 Can we not do this now Michael please. 19 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,907 Can we just finish and talk about this later? 20 00:03:30,909 --> 00:03:32,107 No I'm not in the mood, 21 00:03:32,109 --> 00:03:34,110 Well get in the mood. 22 00:03:34,112 --> 00:03:37,948 Insemination, IUI - timed intercourse has to take place 23 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:39,116 in the morning. 24 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,885 I know but I can't perform on command like some circus 25 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:43,687 clown every time we are scheduled for 'timed' 26 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:44,887 procreation. 27 00:03:44,889 --> 00:03:48,724 Oh... Do I make you feel like a clown? Am I a clown to you? 28 00:03:48,726 --> 00:03:50,760 What is that... Joe Pesci? Am I sleeping with 29 00:03:50,762 --> 00:03:52,896 Joe Pesci? I think that might be part of the problem... 30 00:03:52,898 --> 00:03:55,866 "I'm funny how? I'm funny like a clown? Like I amuse you in the 31 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:56,999 sack?" 32 00:03:57,001 --> 00:04:00,871 That's a terrible Joe Pesci. 33 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:05,774 If you ever do that again I will never have sex with you. 34 00:04:05,776 --> 00:04:09,714 Promise? 35 00:04:15,153 --> 00:04:18,858 I'm sorry I'm a limp fish. 36 00:04:19,156 --> 00:04:24,560 I never thought sex could be so... unsexy. 37 00:04:24,562 --> 00:04:27,697 I know. 38 00:04:27,699 --> 00:04:29,798 We can't give up on this. 39 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,835 I don't want to keep on getting the shots if we're not going to 40 00:04:31,837 --> 00:04:34,837 keep on trying. 41 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:40,142 I mean... Maybe it's just not meant to be. You know? 42 00:04:40,144 --> 00:04:45,114 I mean. we can't keep doing this forever unless you want to be 43 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:48,183 homeless and I'll be giving you shots in a cardboard box. 44 00:04:48,185 --> 00:04:52,188 It's not funny. Do you want a baby or not? 45 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:55,190 Seriously Michael, how could you put a price on this? 46 00:04:55,192 --> 00:04:57,193 Robin, everytime we do this it's 10,000 dollars. 47 00:04:57,195 --> 00:04:59,962 Yeah of course I want a baby, but this cheap crap from China 48 00:04:59,964 --> 00:05:02,065 it's not even working. 49 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:06,736 Don't say that. We agreed whatever the cost. 50 00:05:06,738 --> 00:05:07,904 I said that? 51 00:05:07,906 --> 00:05:09,638 Yes. 52 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,775 I don't remember saying that. 53 00:05:12,777 --> 00:05:13,876 I wish you were more like your sister. 54 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,344 She got pregnant without any help. 55 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:17,781 That's because Jane didn't want a baby and got 56 00:05:17,783 --> 00:05:20,984 knocked up... accidentally! 57 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:24,955 I mean... how lucky is that? 58 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,289 Yeah... maybe we're trying too hard, we're forcing 59 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:29,325 nature. We should just let it happen naturally. 60 00:05:29,327 --> 00:05:32,628 By that rate I'll be thirty by the time I have a baby. 61 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,897 We can always adopt. 62 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:39,001 I don't want to adopt! Ever since I was a little girl 63 00:05:39,003 --> 00:05:43,005 I wanted a baby of my own. Someone I could love, who would 64 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:46,241 love me back, I could take care of. 65 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:50,246 You know, a baby that's a part of both of us. 66 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:58,387 Without a baby I feel like, I'm not complete as a woman. 67 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:00,390 And I'm not going to be the only one of 68 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:02,926 my friends at my high school reunion that doesn't have a 69 00:06:02,928 --> 00:06:04,794 baby! I won't! 70 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:07,863 Who cares about a stupid high school reunion anyways? 71 00:06:07,865 --> 00:06:10,065 I mean it's... 72 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:11,900 You know what? I don't have time to argue with you. 73 00:06:11,902 --> 00:06:14,104 I have to go to work, you're going to get me fired. 74 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:16,906 Aren't you the Vice President of Sales, can't you choose your 75 00:06:16,908 --> 00:06:17,707 hours? 76 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,775 I don't dictate company policy. 77 00:06:19,777 --> 00:06:22,245 You know how important it is for me to have a child. 78 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:24,781 Really? It's the first time you've mentioned it. 79 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:26,282 Don't joke. 80 00:06:26,284 --> 00:06:29,185 Honey, I have to go to work to pay for the shots and pills. 81 00:06:29,187 --> 00:06:30,185 Is that okay with you? 82 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:32,822 Whatever. Maybe the mailman will knock me up 83 00:06:32,824 --> 00:06:35,157 while you're at work? 84 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:38,895 That's fine, honey. That'll actually save us some invitro. 85 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:43,868 I'm gonna go to work now. I love you and I might be late. 86 00:06:48,106 --> 00:06:53,379 Fluffy. I guess you're my only child. 87 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:07,690 It's a beautiful shot!? 88 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:11,327 So close. So close. 89 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:12,828 I don't get it. 90 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:14,863 Cricket is followed by more than a billion people. 91 00:07:14,865 --> 00:07:18,101 They can live without you getting it. 92 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,935 Besides, it's just like American baseball. 93 00:07:19,937 --> 00:07:21,938 It's nothing like baseball. At least you can understand 94 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:25,108 baseball. Cricket is impossible. 95 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:27,010 What's to understand? A bunch of blokes 96 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:29,212 in white sweaters and slacks run around for a week tossing and 97 00:07:29,214 --> 00:07:30,080 whacking a ball. 98 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:30,948 It's just like baseball. 99 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,116 That's my point. How long is a cricket 100 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:34,351 match? 101 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:38,320 Well, a test can go for five days... thats eight hours each day 102 00:07:38,322 --> 00:07:39,488 including breaks. 103 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:42,092 That's nothing like baseball! Baseball is nine innings. 104 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:44,359 It's three hours long. No wonder Cricket is so 105 00:07:44,361 --> 00:07:45,995 boring. What's the point? 106 00:07:45,997 --> 00:07:48,298 What's the point to any professional sport? 107 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,734 To get paid and laid my friend. 108 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:53,335 Cricketeers get gobs of minge. 109 00:07:53,337 --> 00:07:53,902 Minge?? 110 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:56,138 You know... Morris Minor. 111 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:56,940 What? 112 00:07:56,942 --> 00:08:00,142 ...tuppence, quim, twat, coont... 113 00:08:00,144 --> 00:08:03,178 Why can't you English people speak English? 114 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,214 Why don't you Americans understand geography? 115 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:06,983 I don't understand what you said right now. 116 00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:09,118 I wouldn't have thought so. 117 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,786 Uno mas por favor. 118 00:08:10,788 --> 00:08:15,361 Alright, that's your last one. I'm cutting you off, mate. 119 00:08:16,995 --> 00:08:19,195 Well then, cheers... bottoms up... 120 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:20,462 Bottoms up. 121 00:08:20,464 --> 00:08:22,198 God save the queen... 122 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,937 That's England again. 123 00:08:29,173 --> 00:08:32,274 Jesus Christ. What's got you down mate? 124 00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:34,144 Trouble with the missus? 125 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:35,944 All she ever talks about is getting pregnant. 126 00:08:35,946 --> 00:08:40,316 This whole fertility thing. She is driving me to drink. 127 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:43,886 Good. I should be paying her a commission. 128 00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:45,789 How long you been tryin' to knock her up for? 129 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:48,390 Three years. Yeah. Let's see. 130 00:08:48,392 --> 00:08:50,360 Twenty-five injections a month... 131 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:54,097 - Yikes. - That is around 900 IVF shots. 132 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:57,567 Wow. Poor lass is a pin cushion. 133 00:08:57,569 --> 00:08:59,034 What's an IVF shot? 134 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:02,805 In vitro fertilization. 135 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:05,408 I have to give the shots to her myself. 136 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:09,044 And if that's not bad enough, we have to screw 137 00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:12,215 on a morning schedule when neither of us even feel like 138 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:13,882 touching. 139 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:16,553 Well you look knackered. How do you feel? 140 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:21,457 Like a sperm in a dustbowl. 141 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:24,561 I could never get married... too many fish in the sea. 142 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:28,198 If you know what I mean. 143 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,400 Looks like you've got work to do. 144 00:09:31,402 --> 00:09:33,336 All she ever talks about is getting pregnant. 145 00:09:33,338 --> 00:09:34,370 She's obsessed. 146 00:09:34,372 --> 00:09:36,039 You think it's bad now? 147 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:39,909 Wait till she spits out...'has' the wee one. 148 00:09:39,911 --> 00:09:42,212 Then you'll be on the back burner, for life. 149 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,246 That baby will get all the love and attention 150 00:09:44,248 --> 00:09:49,052 you used to enjoy and he'll spit up and poop all over you just 151 00:09:49,054 --> 00:09:49,986 for fun. 152 00:09:49,988 --> 00:09:51,486 Wow you make childbirth sound wonderful. 153 00:09:51,488 --> 00:09:53,222 Hey, you're the one sitting in a bar 154 00:09:53,224 --> 00:09:54,289 while your wife thinks you're at work. 155 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:56,024 It's a working lunch. 156 00:09:56,026 --> 00:10:01,065 Haven't seen you do much work. 157 00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:35,558 Michael. 158 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:43,435 Ok and... there's the heart. 159 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:45,601 Wow, look at that big eye. 160 00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:50,342 is that a frog? Like a... little amphibian frog. 161 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:52,342 - Interesting. - What? 162 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,376 Excuse me. 163 00:11:54,378 --> 00:12:00,015 Ah, hopefully, good news. 164 00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:00,951 "Hopefully?" 165 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,123 Ah, looks like you're going to have... twins. 166 00:12:05,623 --> 00:12:08,390 - Okay. - Twins as in... uhm... 167 00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:11,461 as in two... babies... that... they look alike? 168 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,028 That's right. 169 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,632 Twins? As in two babies? 170 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,936 Just a moment. 171 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,071 It's a tumor, I fucked up. 172 00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:23,271 What is it? What's wrong? 173 00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:28,177 Ahh... It looks like it's not a twin after all, I'm so sorry. 174 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:30,214 No, thank God. 175 00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:33,484 Sorry, honey. 176 00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:36,318 If it's not a baby... what is it? 177 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,587 Oh, uh, nothing to worry about. It appears 178 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:42,725 to be a large uterine fibroid but we'll need to do some tests. 179 00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:46,095 A tumor? Do I have Cancer? 180 00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:47,597 No no, nothing, nothing like that. 181 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,298 Let's not jump to conclusions. 182 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,400 Fibroid cysts are not that uncommon. 183 00:12:51,402 --> 00:12:54,136 But we'll need to do an endometrial biopsy to know more. 184 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:55,038 An endo what? 185 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,773 It's a simple procedure where we take a 186 00:12:56,775 --> 00:13:00,279 tissue sample from the lining of Robin's uterus. 187 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:05,715 Do we have to do that? Can it hurt the baby? 188 00:13:05,717 --> 00:13:09,519 Oh, no, no, no. It's quite safe. Quite safe. 189 00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,687 When would we do it? 190 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,823 Well, we can do it now, I have an hour 191 00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:15,058 before my tee time. 192 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,125 Where do you play? 193 00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:19,127 Braemar Country Club. Been a member for ten years. 194 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:20,663 What do you carry? 195 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,298 Titelist. 196 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,832 What a piece! 197 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,302 I don't even know why I questioned you. 198 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,170 Who cares what kind of club he uses!? 199 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,438 Relax honey, it's just small talk. 200 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,074 Well, don't! 201 00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:35,311 Maybe we should do this when you have your eye on the ball... 202 00:13:35,313 --> 00:13:37,279 Or not on the ball. Whatever. 203 00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:39,816 Oh no, no. Better that we know. The sooner the 204 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:45,457 better. We have plenty of time, my clubs are already in the car. 205 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:51,260 I am in a tournament. Made the top rung. 206 00:13:51,262 --> 00:13:53,795 I am one under par which is good enough for third place. 207 00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:57,467 We're doctors. A couple dentists... and uh, oh... 208 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,736 one psychologist... but he treats doctors... so it's under 209 00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,138 the rules. 210 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,739 You're not putting that in me. 211 00:14:03,741 --> 00:14:06,509 This. Oh, don't fret. It's just a teneculum. 212 00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:07,709 You'll hardly feel a thing... 213 00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:11,380 more like a pinch. And then quick snip-snip and I'm on the 214 00:14:11,382 --> 00:14:12,881 first tee. 215 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:16,318 Sorry. I'm feeling a little anxious. 216 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,788 - Oh. - Really nauseous. 217 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:21,790 It's perfectly normal. Just relax. 218 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:26,130 Breathe deep. And count backwards from 18 holes. 219 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:31,070 Wait..Did you say 18 holes.. 220 00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:39,509 No, relax. I got it. C'mon. You feisty little fibroid. 221 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:40,775 Get out of there. 222 00:14:40,777 --> 00:14:43,246 Hey, hey, got it. Wait. 223 00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:53,222 PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. No, no, no! 224 00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:13,445 PLEASE! NO. PLEASE! 225 00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:55,318 What, honey, what? 226 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,586 Honey, honey, I'm here. 227 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,353 It's okay, it's me. 228 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,791 You're just having a nightmare. 229 00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,595 - Oh my God. - It's okay. 230 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,862 How long was I out for? 231 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,700 I don't know. Two uh, two hours. 232 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:14,403 Michael it was horrible... there was so much blood... 233 00:16:14,405 --> 00:16:18,441 Doctor Sandler said everything was fine. 234 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:21,811 Are you sure? What about the biopsy? 235 00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:24,746 It was a benign uterine cyst. 236 00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:27,683 It's grown kind of large so they are gonna run a few more tests 237 00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:30,285 but... 238 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:31,886 What's wrong sweetie? 239 00:16:31,888 --> 00:16:34,856 I don't know. 240 00:16:34,858 --> 00:16:37,659 Something's not right I can feel it. 241 00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:40,596 No. no, I promise, ok? 242 00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:42,731 Dr. Sandler said the cyst can be safely be removed 243 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:43,899 through a Caesarean. 244 00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:45,900 You're just having pregnancy paranoia. 245 00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:47,502 A Caesarean? 246 00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:51,039 Yeah, Caesarean is safer because of the cyst. 247 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,775 It's gonna be fine, sweetie, okay? Promise. 248 00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:55,343 Come here sweetheart. 249 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:56,912 - Just get back in bed, alright? - Can you lay with me? 250 00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:59,451 Yes, of course. 251 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:09,760 Oh, you're so strong, Robin. 252 00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:22,940 Now carefully lift it out. Watch the fingers. 253 00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:31,250 I'm hearing nothing, take a look at her kidneys. 254 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:39,955 I've updated all her social media. She decided to give it 255 00:17:39,957 --> 00:17:42,561 all up and move to Costa Rica. 256 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:49,098 MICHAEL! Is that you? 257 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,601 Hey. What're you doing up? 258 00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:53,803 What're you eating? 259 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,103 Don't change the subject. 260 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,171 What subject? 261 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,841 It's two forty-seven am in the morning, Michael. 262 00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:00,075 Honey, I had a late meeting. 263 00:18:00,077 --> 00:18:03,478 Bullshit. You're always coming home late. 264 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,782 We're married, remember? 265 00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:08,717 What, do you think I'm ugly and fat? 266 00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:10,852 No, no, God, no. 267 00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:11,787 Are you cheating on me? 268 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,759 Oh my god, we just had a quick dinner after. 269 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,692 Quickie, huh? 270 00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:19,495 Honey, my job is social. 271 00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:22,997 Ok, half the deals I close it's over dinner and drinks. 272 00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:25,900 What restaurant is open at 2 am in the morning 273 00:18:25,902 --> 00:18:26,201 Michael? 274 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:27,402 Norms? 275 00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:29,871 Does it serve perfume? Cause that's what you smell like. 276 00:18:29,873 --> 00:18:33,575 Oh, my God, Robin, I probably hugged a client at work. 277 00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,143 - You think I buy this bullshit? - Okay. 278 00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:36,879 I'm not gonna get dragged into this. 279 00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:38,813 Okay, you wanted the pregnancy. 280 00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:42,016 I know it's tough, but don't put that bullshit on me. 281 00:18:42,018 --> 00:18:45,420 - Where are you going? - To bed? 282 00:18:45,422 --> 00:18:47,422 You can fuck the whole neighborhood Michael 283 00:18:47,424 --> 00:18:48,490 and I wouldn't care. 284 00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:51,362 Not gonna get dragged into your drama tonight Robin. 285 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:03,005 The last thing I want to do is push him away. 286 00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:04,206 Michael's my high school sweetheart. 287 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:07,509 We're supposed to have two kids, a boy and a girl, and grow 288 00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:09,678 old together. 289 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,948 I don't want to be divorced and broke and a single mom. 290 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:17,389 That would be awful. 291 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,588 I'm sorry, no offense. 292 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,924 None taken. Sometimes it does suck. 293 00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:24,592 Almost as much as it was being married to Nick the prick. 294 00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:26,762 Guys get kinda crazy around pregnant women. 295 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:29,598 It's like they know they're about to become the second most 296 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,834 important things in our lives... because they are. 297 00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:37,773 - It's not just that. - Okay. Give. 298 00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:42,076 Michael came home a few months ago smelling like perfume. 299 00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:45,214 So what do you think? That he's banging his secretary? 300 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:47,082 - You don't know that. - Well I asked him about it 301 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,784 and he said that he hugged a client at work. 302 00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,821 Oh my God, and you bought that?! 303 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,855 Are you high? 304 00:19:53,857 --> 00:19:56,958 He's probably banging some young babe, without stretch marks on 305 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,093 her ass and cellulite. 306 00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:01,796 It's what they all do when our vaginas get stretched out like a 307 00:20:01,798 --> 00:20:04,033 strawberry fruit roll. 308 00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,200 Alright, ladies. 309 00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:06,901 One turkey with everything. 310 00:20:06,903 --> 00:20:12,207 And for you, madame, one labor inducing pizza deluxe. 311 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:13,409 Does it work? 312 00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:15,076 Absolutely! Five women have gone into labor after eating 313 00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:16,111 that Pregnancy Pizza. 314 00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:17,079 - Really. - Yeah. 315 00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:18,613 Ever since that newspaper article came out 316 00:20:18,615 --> 00:20:20,114 we've been flooded like this every day. 317 00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:22,985 This pie better work. She's nine months, with couple weeks 318 00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,152 to go. 319 00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:27,188 We need your magic pizza to work like a Slip-and-Slide. 320 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,624 What's on this miracle preggo pizza, anyway? 321 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:33,595 Uh, anchovies, pineapple, Gorgonzola, snails, and tons of 322 00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:36,834 garlic. So... Bon appetit! 323 00:20:38,199 --> 00:20:39,133 If that doesn't get the baby out, nothing will. 324 00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:41,070 You know, Michael's not the Casanova type. 325 00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,138 He barely even glances at other women. 326 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,640 Robin, they're ALL the type. 327 00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:48,511 God, I feel like a fat tub of lard. 328 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:51,146 I almost wouldn't blame 'em. 329 00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:53,681 Is Michael still stirring the stew? 330 00:20:53,683 --> 00:20:57,151 You know, churning the butter. 331 00:20:57,153 --> 00:20:58,219 Is he FUCKING YOU!? 332 00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:01,156 Shhhhhh! 333 00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:03,258 Nick wouldn't have sex with me after he got me pregnant. 334 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:06,896 He thought his pathetic dick was going to hurt the baby. 335 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,663 And then he went out for chalupa and never came back. 336 00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:10,865 That was fun. 337 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:11,766 I'm sorry Nick split. 338 00:21:11,768 --> 00:21:14,602 Don't be. I'm over that cheating asshole 339 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:16,671 piece of trash loser. 340 00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:19,073 I got Jason and that's all I care about. 341 00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:21,209 Maybe it's all I ever wanted... you know? 342 00:21:21,211 --> 00:21:25,281 That and someone to take out the trash. 343 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,115 You keep wolfing that down and your baby's gonna look like 344 00:21:27,117 --> 00:21:30,654 Kim Kardashian's ass. 345 00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:34,122 What is it. You got gas? 346 00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:35,925 Oh my God, you're bleeding! 347 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,860 Holy crap. Waiter! 348 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:38,894 What can I get youse? 349 00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:41,729 A... fucking ambulance. Look what your pizza did! 350 00:21:41,731 --> 00:21:43,732 Oh my God! 351 00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:45,700 We have another one! 352 00:21:45,702 --> 00:21:47,969 This is crazy! My God! 353 00:21:47,971 --> 00:21:50,573 This is crazy. Did you guys want your check? 354 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:51,940 Yeah, you think? 355 00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:54,144 And a doggie bag? 356 00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:17,232 Okay, let's get this party started. 357 00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:18,766 Good morning, little lady. 358 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:20,302 How's our mommy doing this morning? 359 00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:21,736 Am I going to lose my baby?! 360 00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:23,205 Oh, No, no... everything's fine. 361 00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:26,240 Just relax and breathe normally and you will be asleep 362 00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:28,377 shortly. 363 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,111 Ok. 364 00:22:30,113 --> 00:22:31,846 I remember you. 365 00:22:31,848 --> 00:22:35,083 Now we take a nice deep breath and we count 366 00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:37,252 backwards from 100. Okay, sweetie? Good. 367 00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:48,263 My baby. 99... 98... 97... 9... 368 00:22:48,265 --> 00:22:51,102 Scalpel. 369 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:55,273 Uh-huh-huh. 370 00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:59,209 Let's open her up. 371 00:23:00,276 --> 00:23:01,275 Here we go. 372 00:23:01,277 --> 00:23:02,811 - Got it. - Keep it on the side. 373 00:23:02,813 --> 00:23:04,213 - You got it? - Mhm. 374 00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:07,115 Alright, here we go. Hey! Happy birthday 375 00:23:07,117 --> 00:23:08,417 little girl! 376 00:23:08,419 --> 00:23:12,257 Let's get ugh, the scissors in here. 377 00:23:13,056 --> 00:23:16,227 Ok. 378 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:22,831 Uhh... noting a small tear in her anterior uterine caused 379 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,299 by the fibroid. 380 00:23:24,301 --> 00:23:26,101 Lucky we got her here in time. 381 00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:28,974 Alright, let's get this cyst out of here. 382 00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:30,805 Ah! 383 00:23:30,807 --> 00:23:31,372 Ow! 384 00:23:31,374 --> 00:23:32,306 What is it? 385 00:23:32,308 --> 00:23:34,810 Well, something jabbed me. 386 00:23:34,812 --> 00:23:38,746 I'm going to re-sterilize. Take out the placenta. 387 00:23:38,748 --> 00:23:40,785 Yes, doctor. 388 00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:45,454 That's weird. It looks like its been eaten. 389 00:23:45,456 --> 00:23:47,892 Yeah. What the fuck. 390 00:23:51,228 --> 00:23:54,329 Alright, lets get out this fibroid cyst and stitch our girl 391 00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:55,997 up. 392 00:24:07,077 --> 00:24:09,111 REALLY? 393 00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:11,013 It... moved. 394 00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:13,948 It can't move, it's a cyst for Christ's sakes! 395 00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:15,717 What is going on here today? 396 00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:18,352 I'm telling you, it moved. 397 00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:20,354 Ashley, gather yourself. 398 00:24:20,356 --> 00:24:22,760 Take a... breather. 399 00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:25,829 Alright let's close her up. 400 00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:34,602 I'm sorry... 401 00:24:34,604 --> 00:24:37,171 Look. Just take the cyst. 402 00:24:37,173 --> 00:24:38,506 And the placenta. 403 00:24:38,508 --> 00:24:42,009 And go and get it biposied at the lab. 404 00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:44,379 Yeah. Wow. 405 00:24:44,381 --> 00:24:49,019 Where'd they find this one? Trump University? 406 00:24:50,386 --> 00:24:53,090 Asshole. 407 00:25:06,237 --> 00:25:08,803 Helloooo Ashley. 408 00:25:08,805 --> 00:25:10,973 Here. 409 00:25:10,975 --> 00:25:13,175 You can let go now. 410 00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:16,245 - Take it. - What do we got here? 411 00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:18,983 It's heavy. 412 00:25:21,418 --> 00:25:24,386 This is the Moby Dick of all cysts! 413 00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:26,021 Oooof. 414 00:25:26,023 --> 00:25:28,457 We had one of these in med school and when we cut it open 415 00:25:28,459 --> 00:25:30,525 we found teeth and hair and shit inside. 416 00:25:30,527 --> 00:25:31,726 It was fucking crazy. 417 00:25:31,728 --> 00:25:34,028 We dressed up like the mascot and brought it to the football 418 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,464 games. 419 00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:36,131 That's nice. 420 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:37,999 Woah, woah, woah... wait wait! 421 00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:41,303 Why so... why so glum blue eyes? Can Manny help? 422 00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:43,572 No, Manny, I'm not in the mood. 423 00:25:43,574 --> 00:25:47,575 Oh. You poor baby. 424 00:25:47,577 --> 00:25:50,078 What's the matter? You wanna sit on my lap? 425 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,947 Tell me anywhere it hurts? 426 00:25:51,949 --> 00:25:55,417 I could rub it... Give it a kiss. 427 00:25:55,419 --> 00:26:00,054 I know what you're doing and that's not going to work. 428 00:26:00,056 --> 00:26:02,024 - Awww. - It was a one time deal. 429 00:26:02,026 --> 00:26:06,261 Now you're hurting my feelings. And it was just my birthday. 430 00:26:06,263 --> 00:26:07,929 You said that last month. 431 00:26:07,931 --> 00:26:10,865 I did? Come on, don't be that way. 432 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:13,201 I know you liked it. 433 00:26:13,203 --> 00:26:16,170 Isn't that sexual harassment? 434 00:26:16,172 --> 00:26:21,142 It might be, but... fuck it. I don't care. 435 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,346 C'mon. 436 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,580 - Oh. - What? 437 00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:28,050 Oh, I can smell your burrito. 438 00:26:28,052 --> 00:26:32,621 Manny's got a big fat burrito for you. 439 00:26:32,623 --> 00:26:36,958 Those beautiful eyes are saying, "Yes, Manny, yes!" 440 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,493 You're gonna get me fired. 441 00:26:38,495 --> 00:26:41,362 No baby. Come on... Come on baby. 442 00:26:41,364 --> 00:26:47,535 It's just you and me and a few tumors. 443 00:26:47,537 --> 00:26:49,504 You say that to all the girls, don't you? 444 00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:53,876 No. Only you. I told you. You're my special thing. 445 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,576 C'mon baby. 446 00:26:55,578 --> 00:26:57,512 Wanna do it for Manny? 447 00:26:57,514 --> 00:26:58,647 Okay. 448 00:26:58,649 --> 00:27:01,518 Yeah. Mmm. 449 00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:05,987 Yeah. 450 00:27:05,989 --> 00:27:07,522 Oh, yeah girl. 451 00:27:07,524 --> 00:27:10,092 Oof. 452 00:27:10,094 --> 00:27:12,261 - Damn. - But. 453 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:14,161 You better be fast. 454 00:27:14,163 --> 00:27:17,232 Oh, I'm gonna be fast girl. 455 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:18,566 Ooof! 456 00:27:18,568 --> 00:27:21,171 Mmm... Baby! 457 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,376 I'ma be fast! Show you how Manny do baby. 458 00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:29,277 Show you how to do it. 459 00:27:31,949 --> 00:27:35,316 Gonna get in this pussy and stay in this pussy. 460 00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:40,188 - Fuck! - I'mma vacation in this pussy. 461 00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:41,689 Just fuck me, Manny! 462 00:27:41,691 --> 00:27:45,326 I'mma apply for a small business loan to set up shop in this 463 00:27:45,328 --> 00:27:46,294 pussy! 464 00:27:46,296 --> 00:27:48,463 I'm gon' get in good with the community... 465 00:27:50,934 --> 00:27:54,535 I'mma run for Congress... Ah shit! 466 00:27:54,537 --> 00:27:55,470 [SNARLING SOUND EFFECTS CONTINUE 467 00:27:55,472 --> 00:27:59,675 I'mma open up a school for disabled kids! 468 00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:17,261 Manny? 469 00:29:08,644 --> 00:29:09,444 Ow. 470 00:29:09,446 --> 00:29:12,781 Take it easy, take it easy. Robin. 471 00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:14,248 You have stitches. 472 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,784 - Is my baby alright? - Yeah. 473 00:29:16,786 --> 00:29:19,720 Robin, just lie there and heal. 474 00:29:19,722 --> 00:29:22,726 Okay. 475 00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:27,696 Look, she's fine. 476 00:29:28,899 --> 00:29:32,536 Look, she's all cozy in her little blanky in the nursery. 477 00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:37,339 She's beautiful. 478 00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:40,775 We made that. 479 00:29:40,777 --> 00:29:42,212 You and I. 480 00:29:43,413 --> 00:29:48,752 She's gorgeous, look at her. With all her fingers and toes. 481 00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:52,187 Why did they take her I want to hold her. 482 00:29:52,189 --> 00:29:54,089 I know. 483 00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:56,390 I know, honey. The doctors said the fibroid absorbed some of 484 00:29:56,392 --> 00:29:59,061 her nutrients so, they wouldn't let me hold her. 485 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,696 And babies are routinely separated from their mothers 486 00:30:01,698 --> 00:30:04,099 after Caesarean. 487 00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:05,600 Why? 488 00:30:05,602 --> 00:30:07,169 I don't know. 489 00:30:07,171 --> 00:30:09,737 The hospital policy. 490 00:30:09,739 --> 00:30:12,239 Just go to sleep, honey. I promise you when you wake 491 00:30:12,241 --> 00:30:14,442 up, she'll be here okay? 492 00:30:14,444 --> 00:30:18,213 Hospital policies suck. 493 00:30:18,215 --> 00:30:23,521 It does, it sucks. Go to sleep, baby. 494 00:30:25,488 --> 00:30:29,494 Samantha. 495 00:31:21,844 --> 00:31:23,410 Hey Megan. 496 00:31:23,412 --> 00:31:24,845 Hey Pete, what's up? 497 00:31:24,847 --> 00:31:28,118 Same shit, different baby. 498 00:31:53,376 --> 00:31:56,379 - See ya later. - Bye. 499 00:32:36,652 --> 00:32:38,555 Oh, shit! 500 00:33:08,418 --> 00:33:11,889 See. Pete, these are the ding-dings that run your world. 501 00:33:12,889 --> 00:33:17,594 Their fuckin' PhD's, and BMW's, Mercedes, 502 00:33:17,893 --> 00:33:21,528 Hey Doc, can I borrow the keys to your house... 503 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:23,364 ...piss in your fucking bed. 504 00:33:23,366 --> 00:33:24,932 Fuck your wife. 505 00:33:24,934 --> 00:33:26,900 What do you think? You could watch? 506 00:33:26,902 --> 00:33:28,836 Maybe clean up the mess? 507 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:31,706 I, actually, uh. I'm pretty clean about marking 508 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,908 my business. 509 00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:54,428 Hey Manny. You owe me 50 bucks man. 510 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:58,399 I told you the Packers would kick ass. 511 00:33:59,436 --> 00:34:02,540 What the fuck. 512 00:34:07,544 --> 00:34:11,745 Ya hey. We got some crazy shit happen down here in pathology. 513 00:34:11,747 --> 00:34:14,482 Hell if I know, man! I'm just a damn janitor! 514 00:34:14,484 --> 00:34:16,650 It looks like Ebola got 'em and they fuckin' 'blowed' up or 515 00:34:16,652 --> 00:34:18,353 somethin', man. 516 00:34:18,355 --> 00:34:20,989 It's like a human guts pizza down here, man. 517 00:34:20,991 --> 00:34:25,363 Why don't you come down and clean this shit. 518 00:34:41,977 --> 00:34:44,347 Look at that rack. 519 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:46,980 You thinking what I am? 520 00:34:46,982 --> 00:34:50,719 - What? - Terrorism? 521 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:54,455 Jesus Christ. Did you win that fucking badge? 522 00:34:54,457 --> 00:34:57,058 You really think terrorists are attacking Shady Grove? 523 00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:59,127 I'm just saying... you can't rule anything out. 524 00:34:59,129 --> 00:35:02,864 Yeah, well, let's not call the Feds in just yet, ok? 525 00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:05,100 We got three dead bodies in one night at the same 526 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:06,100 hospital. 527 00:35:06,102 --> 00:35:08,703 I've never seen a single homicide in Shady. 528 00:35:08,705 --> 00:35:10,605 This cannot be a coincidence. 529 00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:14,609 Okay well the lady in the hatchery obviously slipped 530 00:35:14,611 --> 00:35:15,509 and hit her head. 531 00:35:15,511 --> 00:35:18,446 But this carnage in here... this is.... 532 00:35:18,448 --> 00:35:21,716 This is different. This is... this is overkill. 533 00:35:21,718 --> 00:35:24,819 Oh, yeah. 534 00:35:24,821 --> 00:35:25,953 What do you mean 'overkill'? 535 00:35:25,955 --> 00:35:28,790 Like when a jealous lover chops off their partner's 536 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:29,857 genitals. 537 00:35:29,859 --> 00:35:32,393 A mob hit when they cut off a guy's johnson and 538 00:35:32,395 --> 00:35:34,929 stuff it in his mouth, or pop out his eyes. 539 00:35:34,931 --> 00:35:37,665 - 'Columbian necktie, '... - Hey excuse me. 540 00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:40,634 Can I go now, I gotta do my job and trash this waste before it 541 00:35:40,636 --> 00:35:42,002 stinks to high heaven. 542 00:35:42,004 --> 00:35:43,571 Yeah, yeah, you can go. 543 00:35:43,573 --> 00:35:45,640 - Thank you. - Don't go too far. 544 00:35:45,642 --> 00:35:47,040 Ah, wait a minute. 545 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:50,812 Can you bring that here and open that up please? 546 00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:52,147 Why? 547 00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:54,915 - Humor me. - You sure? 548 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:58,555 I can handle it. Just open it up. 549 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:08,996 See? 550 00:36:08,998 --> 00:36:11,065 Yeah. I don't hardly smell it no more. 551 00:36:11,067 --> 00:36:12,801 It's like perfume to me... 552 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:16,737 Fine. Go back. Do your job. But we may recall you. 553 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:19,540 Whatever. That's fine. You can recall me anytime you want 554 00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:21,074 - brother. - Hey step off. 555 00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:22,944 I got nuthin' to hide. I'm here every damn day. 556 00:36:22,946 --> 00:36:24,679 Seven days a week. Haven't been on a vacation 557 00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:26,614 in nineteen years. Honest. 558 00:36:26,616 --> 00:36:29,750 I got three ex-wives and five kids. I barely got enough money 559 00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:31,118 for toilet paper to wipe my ass... 560 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,188 That is fucking fantastic. But we got work to do. 561 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,824 Hey you know what... I wasn't always a janitor, 562 00:36:36,826 --> 00:36:37,993 you know. 563 00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:39,228 I got a degree in electrical engineering, taking night 564 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,996 classes. But I look like a thug you know so everyone is afraid 565 00:36:42,998 --> 00:36:44,498 to hire me. 566 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,100 but I'm a pussycat... really. 567 00:36:46,102 --> 00:36:47,734 Yeah, I got a few things on my record sure, 568 00:36:47,736 --> 00:36:48,670 But I mean they expunged that shit, 569 00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:52,176 'cause I was young and stupid... ha-ha... 570 00:36:52,908 --> 00:36:56,944 Now it's work, work, work until I take that last step into my 571 00:36:56,946 --> 00:36:58,913 cheap ply-wooden coffin. 572 00:36:58,915 --> 00:37:02,150 Have fun, boys. See you in the morgue. 573 00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:04,886 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. 574 00:37:04,888 --> 00:37:08,522 - Gonna put a tail on that guy. - Yeah. 575 00:37:08,524 --> 00:37:10,658 Alright, so what do you think, we put out an APB? 576 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,658 On who? 577 00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:14,127 Daffy fuckin' Duck? 578 00:37:14,129 --> 00:37:17,232 Answering a bunch of stupid fuckin' questions, man. 579 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:19,533 Why don't you ask my girlfriends ex-boyfriend he's a 580 00:37:19,535 --> 00:37:21,536 puffed out fuckin' pussy. 581 00:37:21,538 --> 00:37:23,737 You guys could fuck each other. Fuck away man. 582 00:37:23,739 --> 00:37:26,007 You think I hacked those people up? You fuckin' crazy? 583 00:37:26,009 --> 00:37:28,710 You ask me a bunch of stupid questions. I don't get paid 584 00:37:28,712 --> 00:37:31,279 enough for this shit. 585 00:37:44,828 --> 00:37:47,694 Fresh air. 586 00:37:47,696 --> 00:37:50,867 Hello trees. Hello birds. 587 00:37:51,701 --> 00:37:53,667 It's been two days honey. You're not the Bird Man of 588 00:37:53,669 --> 00:37:56,039 - Alcatraz. - Shh... 589 00:37:57,172 --> 00:38:00,908 Okay, we have a little bump, here for the baby! 590 00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:04,078 No hands, baby's first adrenaline rush, whoo! 591 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,179 Sorry. 592 00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,980 She's so sleepy. 593 00:38:06,982 --> 00:38:08,850 Yeah, she had a long night. 594 00:38:08,852 --> 00:38:12,819 - Yeah. - Okay, I'm gonna leave you here. 595 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:15,957 - There we go. One. - Thanks, Daddy. 596 00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:18,893 Two... she's so sweet already. 597 00:38:18,895 --> 00:38:21,328 So polite. I'm gonna go get the car. 598 00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:25,102 - Stay right here. - Where else am I gonna go? 599 00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:29,971 - Michael. - Yeah, honey? 600 00:38:29,973 --> 00:38:32,710 I love you. 601 00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:36,277 I love you too. 602 00:38:36,279 --> 00:38:39,583 You look beautiful. 603 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,821 Hi. 604 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:08,578 Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!!!!! 605 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,853 Is that Mommy's little girl? 606 00:39:19,055 --> 00:39:20,388 Yes. 607 00:39:36,806 --> 00:39:40,375 - Oh, what a cute baby. - Oh, please no. 608 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:44,145 I had a baby once. I traded it for a rock. 609 00:39:44,147 --> 00:39:48,049 But oh, what a night it was. The Navy was in town. 610 00:39:48,051 --> 00:39:52,819 d ANCHORS AWAY MY BOYS, ANCHORS AWAY!! d 611 00:39:52,821 --> 00:39:55,158 I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Maplethorpe. 612 00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:58,792 My husband's gonna be back any second. 613 00:39:58,794 --> 00:40:01,962 Oh, I had one a husband too... 614 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:04,399 lazy drunken bum! 615 00:40:04,401 --> 00:40:06,299 He died in his sleep. 616 00:40:06,301 --> 00:40:09,303 He chewed off his tongue and he drowned in the blood. 617 00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:11,739 The cops said I poisoned him but they couldn't, they couldn't 618 00:40:11,741 --> 00:40:12,906 make it stick. 619 00:40:12,908 --> 00:40:14,408 I'll tell you a secret. 620 00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:17,280 All in the hair tonic. 621 00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:21,049 Daddy's gonna make this nice and quick. 622 00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:23,386 Put some more in the car. 623 00:40:24,053 --> 00:40:26,821 Half Mommy, half baby. 624 00:40:26,823 --> 00:40:29,357 It looks good. Alright! 625 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:38,900 Hey, can you please lend an old lady some money? 626 00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:41,335 Actually, I'm not gonna pay you back so just give it to me. 627 00:40:41,337 --> 00:40:43,140 Whatever you got. 628 00:40:43,339 --> 00:40:45,909 This is... no... this is all I have. 629 00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:51,112 Wait a minute. Thirty-three cents? 630 00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:54,482 You come out of a richy-rich hospital where a Q-Tip costs 631 00:40:54,484 --> 00:40:57,417 a thousand dollars and all you got is thirty three cents!! 632 00:40:57,419 --> 00:40:58,786 If you don't want it you can give... 633 00:40:58,788 --> 00:41:02,159 Hey, don't you touch my money, bitch! 634 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:12,136 Don't want the gifts falling out and be a bad dad. Done. 635 00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:14,938 I'm gonna cut your head off like Isis. 636 00:42:05,955 --> 00:42:08,922 Michael, Michael. 637 00:42:08,924 --> 00:42:13,196 Wake up. There's something staring at me. 638 00:42:13,529 --> 00:42:18,466 It's like a blob with a big eye. 639 00:42:18,468 --> 00:42:20,301 Is it a spider? I hate spiders. 640 00:42:20,303 --> 00:42:23,804 Michael, it is not spider. It was bigger than a spider. 641 00:42:23,806 --> 00:42:26,873 It drooled all over the bed. 642 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,976 Maybe it was Fluffy, she misses her mommy. 643 00:42:29,978 --> 00:42:35,285 It was not Fluffy! Was it fluffy? 644 00:42:35,951 --> 00:42:37,984 Whew, what is that smell, Robin! 645 00:42:37,986 --> 00:42:39,187 Jesus! 646 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:40,288 Michael! 647 00:42:40,290 --> 00:42:41,455 Check under the bed, please! 648 00:42:41,457 --> 00:42:42,556 What is it? 649 00:42:49,098 --> 00:42:50,464 Oh my God! 650 00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:52,400 What is it? 651 00:42:52,402 --> 00:42:54,868 It's a dust ball the size of a Fluffy! 652 00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:58,471 Come on, why don't you believe me? 653 00:42:58,473 --> 00:43:02,946 Sweetheart, it was just a nightmare, I'm right here, ok? 654 00:43:03,212 --> 00:43:06,080 - Okay. - Just go back to sleep. 655 00:43:06,082 --> 00:43:12,453 I'll keep you safe, from any gooey little thing. 656 00:43:12,455 --> 00:43:15,022 So real. 657 00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:27,234 Oh yes. 658 00:43:27,236 --> 00:43:29,906 That mommy's little girl. 659 00:43:31,341 --> 00:43:35,375 Shhh. Sleepy time for Samantha. 660 00:43:38,281 --> 00:43:40,584 And Mommy. 661 00:43:54,497 --> 00:43:56,263 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... 662 00:44:10,546 --> 00:44:11,978 You look awful. 663 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,614 Geez, thanks. Where's Jason? 664 00:44:13,616 --> 00:44:16,083 At the creep's. He gets him for two days to act like 665 00:44:16,085 --> 00:44:17,451 he gives a shit. 666 00:44:17,453 --> 00:44:19,152 So, who's your friend? 667 00:44:19,154 --> 00:44:20,987 I'm a 'nandoula.' 668 00:44:20,989 --> 00:44:23,257 Did she just say Medusa? 669 00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:28,495 Do you see snakes in my hair? No, no, my dear. I'm a nandoula. 670 00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:32,165 I take care of babies for new mothers as a doula and then 671 00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:36,536 continue on as their nanny, if they need me. Oh, and I'll 672 00:44:36,538 --> 00:44:40,440 just bet could use a break from your wee one? 673 00:44:40,442 --> 00:44:43,143 Nope, I don't need a break, thank you. Bye-bye. 674 00:44:43,145 --> 00:44:46,681 Oh, I love your home. It's so... homey. 675 00:44:46,683 --> 00:44:49,116 She loves your home. 676 00:44:49,118 --> 00:44:50,551 Would you like a drink? 677 00:44:50,553 --> 00:44:53,254 No, I'm already pumped. I went to the gym, 678 00:44:53,256 --> 00:44:56,556 Had a facial, and I had a green juice with a coffee which is 679 00:44:56,558 --> 00:44:58,125 basically like a colonic. 680 00:44:58,127 --> 00:44:59,460 I was talking to your friend. 681 00:44:59,462 --> 00:45:01,629 Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks. 682 00:45:01,631 --> 00:45:06,400 So where is my little darling? Hmm? 683 00:45:06,402 --> 00:45:09,270 - Who? - Samantha. She upstairs? 684 00:45:09,272 --> 00:45:12,540 Oh, I would just love to take a little peek. Could I?? 685 00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:14,475 I just put her down, I don't want to wake her up. 686 00:45:14,477 --> 00:45:20,614 I'll be quiet as a church mouse. She won't even know I'm there. 687 00:45:20,616 --> 00:45:21,714 Ah, up the stairs, to the... 688 00:45:21,716 --> 00:45:27,323 Oh, no, no, don't worry my dear. I have baby-dar. 689 00:45:28,024 --> 00:45:31,125 Baby-dar? What did she take, happy pills? 690 00:45:31,127 --> 00:45:32,493 What is she doing here? 691 00:45:32,495 --> 00:45:34,562 She's amazing, right? I got her from a company 692 00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:38,732 called Tender Tots. Now you have the freedom to do what you need. 693 00:45:38,734 --> 00:45:43,304 Like, go to yoga, have lunch with your sister, get your nails 694 00:45:43,306 --> 00:45:44,638 - done. - God, you sound 695 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,873 like an infomercial. 696 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:49,176 Seriously. You haven't separated from Samantha for like a month 697 00:45:49,178 --> 00:45:51,011 since you brought her home. 698 00:45:51,013 --> 00:45:56,150 You need to take a break, sis. Live a little. 699 00:45:56,152 --> 00:45:59,222 You look whipped. 700 00:46:06,796 --> 00:46:10,196 You are just the sweetest little thing. 701 00:46:10,198 --> 00:46:13,266 Why don't we go for a walk. We'll get you outside... we'll 702 00:46:13,268 --> 00:46:15,201 air you out a bit. 703 00:46:15,203 --> 00:46:17,203 I can't leave Samantha alone. 704 00:46:17,205 --> 00:46:19,607 She's not alone. 705 00:46:19,609 --> 00:46:23,277 Sara can watch her. She's a pro and has A plus recommendations. 706 00:46:23,279 --> 00:46:33,187 Trust me. She's in good hands. 707 00:46:33,189 --> 00:46:37,158 Oooh. Oopsie. My, my. 708 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:42,228 Ooo. Someone's made a boo boo. Yes, they did. They made a 709 00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:47,567 boo boo alright. Yes, they have. Oh yes they have. 710 00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:50,170 Oh, you have just an adorable little one. 711 00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:52,640 - Thank you. - Needs a change though. 712 00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:56,076 - Oh, I'll do it. - No wait. Please let me. 713 00:46:56,078 --> 00:46:59,245 - I love changing diapers. - You do? 714 00:46:59,247 --> 00:47:01,449 Oh, yes I do. 715 00:47:01,451 --> 00:47:03,317 Sara, we're going for a walk, will you keep an eye on 716 00:47:03,319 --> 00:47:04,250 Samantha for us please? 717 00:47:04,252 --> 00:47:05,786 Sure. 718 00:47:05,788 --> 00:47:07,487 I should give you my cell phone number. 719 00:47:07,489 --> 00:47:11,826 No worries. I already have your number on speed dial. 720 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:13,663 - Really? - Mhm. 721 00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:21,402 Okay, let's go. 722 00:47:21,404 --> 00:47:25,509 It's okay. Oh, oh, I'm s... 723 00:47:26,741 --> 00:47:29,643 See, isn't it nice to get some exercise. 724 00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:31,681 And fresh air. 725 00:47:32,881 --> 00:47:35,384 Yeah, I guess. 726 00:47:36,886 --> 00:47:39,752 It's medical marijuana. For stress. 727 00:47:39,754 --> 00:47:41,589 I thought you weren't stressed. 728 00:47:41,591 --> 00:47:44,525 I'm not... anymore. You should get a 729 00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:49,399 prescription. How do you think moms deal with all this shit? 730 00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:53,500 I want you to have that. 731 00:47:53,502 --> 00:47:55,301 Holy crap. Are you a drug dealer? 732 00:47:55,303 --> 00:47:57,370 Consider it a baby gift, if you ever need it. 733 00:47:57,372 --> 00:47:59,473 This would take me a year to get through. 734 00:47:59,475 --> 00:48:01,442 - Thank you but no thanks. - Just take it. 735 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:46,622 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 736 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:55,431 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 737 00:48:55,830 --> 00:49:05,174 Yah! Uh, uh. 738 00:49:09,911 --> 00:49:13,614 Oh God. Here comes Becky. I hate that bitch. 739 00:49:13,616 --> 00:49:15,552 Hi! 740 00:49:18,853 --> 00:49:21,487 We should go back. 741 00:49:21,489 --> 00:49:24,391 I can't. My endorphins haven't kicked in yet. 742 00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:26,960 I'm having anxiety being away from Samantha. 743 00:49:26,962 --> 00:49:31,699 Separation is good. Teaches the child to... separate. 744 00:49:31,701 --> 00:49:34,335 - She's a month old. - Speaking of separation, 745 00:49:34,337 --> 00:49:36,237 how's it going with Michael? 746 00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,540 I mean, he's out late, again. But I think he's hinting about 747 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:41,674 something big. I think it's a promotion. 748 00:49:41,676 --> 00:49:45,545 That's great news! See, I told you not to stress. 749 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:49,283 I know... you're right. I'm such a worry wart. 750 00:49:49,285 --> 00:49:51,685 You are a worry wart. 751 00:49:51,687 --> 00:49:55,825 - Can we please go back. Please? - Ugh. Fine! 752 00:50:00,428 --> 00:50:01,895 You can't just leave that there. 753 00:50:01,897 --> 00:50:04,500 - It's free child care. - It's gonna start a fire. 754 00:50:07,770 --> 00:50:11,371 We both checked her out! 755 00:50:20,915 --> 00:50:23,385 Oh drat. 756 00:50:27,422 --> 00:50:31,824 Oh, you. Someone pooped their diaper again. 757 00:50:31,826 --> 00:50:35,962 Yes, they did. 758 00:50:55,017 --> 00:50:58,488 - Feel better? - Yeah, a little. 759 00:50:59,555 --> 00:51:01,487 I feel better, too. 760 00:51:01,489 --> 00:51:05,527 It's 'cause you're high. 761 00:51:08,964 --> 00:51:12,736 Oh my God. Samantha! 762 00:51:17,973 --> 00:51:20,910 Holy shit. 763 00:51:26,982 --> 00:51:31,384 I knew I never should have moved back to Shady Grove. 764 00:51:31,386 --> 00:51:36,493 Bad vibes. Bad vibes. 765 00:51:44,065 --> 00:51:46,567 Another case of overkill. 766 00:51:46,569 --> 00:51:48,801 You fuckin' idiot. 767 00:51:48,803 --> 00:51:51,971 Something Shady's goin' on in Shady Grove. 768 00:51:51,973 --> 00:51:53,674 You have something to do? 769 00:51:53,676 --> 00:51:55,775 Yeah. I'm gonna check the perimeter. 770 00:51:55,777 --> 00:52:00,417 Check. Yeah, yeah. Take your time. Alright. 771 00:52:03,085 --> 00:52:06,018 So, I think that takes care of everything. 772 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:06,920 I think we're done. 773 00:52:06,922 --> 00:52:11,058 Is there, anything else you wanna ask? 774 00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:14,027 It's been three hours. Do we still have to keep going on? 775 00:52:14,029 --> 00:52:18,399 Thank both of you. She was in a new place. She broke her 776 00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:22,935 glasses, ran into the hallway and stumbled and tripped down 777 00:52:22,937 --> 00:52:25,038 the stairs. 778 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:28,141 We found some pills in her purse for high blood pressure so she 779 00:52:28,143 --> 00:52:31,547 probably just got dizzy and lost her balance. 780 00:52:34,850 --> 00:52:37,484 I'll never forget the way she looked just lying there. 781 00:52:37,486 --> 00:52:41,054 It's a sad fact, but a lot of elderly people die from falling. 782 00:52:41,056 --> 00:52:43,056 These things happen. 783 00:52:43,058 --> 00:52:45,158 A least your baby's ok. 784 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,828 Hey, whatever happened to the murders at the hospital? 785 00:52:48,830 --> 00:52:52,165 Still investigating. And for the next few days there might be 786 00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:55,502 some follow up whenever there's a death, there's always tons of 787 00:52:55,504 --> 00:52:56,536 paperwork. 788 00:52:56,538 --> 00:52:58,772 Who's gonna notify her family? 789 00:52:58,774 --> 00:53:01,908 I will. At least she had a full life. 790 00:53:01,910 --> 00:53:04,143 not like some of those baby faced gangbangers I used to 791 00:53:04,145 --> 00:53:06,679 scrape off the streets in East LA. 792 00:53:06,681 --> 00:53:10,150 You used to be a detective in East LA? 793 00:53:10,152 --> 00:53:13,120 You must be really brave. 794 00:53:13,122 --> 00:53:16,790 No, not really. I worked there for twelve years, dealing 795 00:53:16,792 --> 00:53:20,960 with those gang-banging punks. Til my divorce and then I 796 00:53:20,962 --> 00:53:23,629 just couldn't take the stress and the killings anymore so I 797 00:53:23,631 --> 00:53:24,832 transferred to Shady Grove. 798 00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:27,667 I'm divorced, too. 799 00:53:27,669 --> 00:53:34,107 Do you have a card incase we think of anything else? 800 00:53:34,109 --> 00:53:41,817 Of course. Any questions, anytime, about anything. 801 00:53:43,118 --> 00:53:46,118 - Anything at all. - Thanks. 802 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,091 Yeah, she will. 803 00:53:59,134 --> 00:54:02,201 Really? He is old enough to be our gramps. 804 00:54:02,203 --> 00:54:04,937 I love a man in uniform, besides 805 00:54:04,939 --> 00:54:06,707 I have Daddy issues, you know that. 806 00:54:06,709 --> 00:54:08,509 How could you be thinkin' about sex right now when your 807 00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:11,011 'nandoula' just died in my house? 808 00:54:11,013 --> 00:54:13,779 I dunno, a distraction, maybe. 809 00:54:13,781 --> 00:54:16,216 I can't believe my nandoula is dead. It's too depressing to 810 00:54:16,218 --> 00:54:17,986 digest. 811 00:54:18,654 --> 00:54:20,152 I am hungry though. 812 00:54:20,154 --> 00:54:23,223 Can you just stay until Michael gets home please? 813 00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:28,198 Of course, sweetie. But I'm not going near those stairs. 814 00:54:38,306 --> 00:54:42,145 So, uh, you get a lot of tourists here? 815 00:54:43,779 --> 00:54:46,815 Uh. Uh. 816 00:54:51,986 --> 00:54:54,490 Score. 817 00:55:07,602 --> 00:55:09,969 Now, for a special news report on Zika. 818 00:55:09,971 --> 00:55:13,339 Blood donations were halted... 819 00:55:18,948 --> 00:55:24,286 Must be hungrier than I thought. 820 00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:34,328 Meanwhile there is an urgent and potential catastrophic 821 00:55:34,330 --> 00:55:36,996 decline in... 822 00:55:44,939 --> 00:55:46,772 Earlier this month we reported... 823 00:55:46,774 --> 00:55:49,778 AHH! 824 00:55:58,786 --> 00:56:01,388 7300 pregnant women in the continental US have already... 825 00:56:01,390 --> 00:56:03,092 Hm. 826 00:56:03,325 --> 00:56:05,859 ...which is known to cause severe birth defects. 827 00:56:05,861 --> 00:56:08,629 the Zika virus is spread by mosquitos and by sex... 828 00:56:24,279 --> 00:56:26,149 What the fuck? 829 00:56:44,299 --> 00:56:47,270 Ugh, fucking cat. 830 00:56:49,303 --> 00:56:55,844 Fluffy. Come to mama, you stupid fucking cat... 831 00:56:57,712 --> 00:57:00,946 You just scratched me, you shit. 832 00:57:00,948 --> 00:57:02,748 UGH! 833 00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:10,857 Stupid, fucking cat. 834 00:57:10,859 --> 00:57:12,859 My turn, you little fucker. 835 00:57:12,861 --> 00:57:14,828 Come out you mangy fur-ball! 836 00:57:14,830 --> 00:57:15,862 What are you doing? 837 00:57:15,864 --> 00:57:17,964 Your rabid cat just attacked me! 838 00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:20,766 That's impossible. Fluffy ran away a couple weeks ago. 839 00:57:20,768 --> 00:57:23,170 Yeah, well she's back! 840 00:57:23,172 --> 00:57:27,010 - Are you ok? - No, I'm not ok. 841 00:57:28,710 --> 00:57:31,344 - Look at my face! - It's not that bad, Jane. 842 00:57:31,346 --> 00:57:35,385 Are you fucking kidding me? I'm gonna need plastic surgery. 843 00:57:37,051 --> 00:57:39,719 All I need now is rabies and this'll be the end to a 844 00:57:39,721 --> 00:57:41,955 perfect fucking day! I'm outta here. 845 00:57:41,957 --> 00:57:43,355 Can you just stay a little longer? 846 00:57:43,357 --> 00:57:44,958 No, Michael will be home soon. 847 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,460 - I'm sorry. - Ok. It's not you... 848 00:57:47,462 --> 00:57:51,364 It's this place. It's like the Amityville house for fuck's 849 00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,433 - sake. - Well at least let me walk you 850 00:57:53,435 --> 00:57:55,268 - home. - I live three blocks down. 851 00:57:55,270 --> 00:57:56,870 I'll be fine. 852 00:57:56,872 --> 00:58:00,172 - Hey Jane. - Asshole! 853 00:58:00,174 --> 00:58:01,775 Do you even read your text messages? 854 00:58:01,777 --> 00:58:03,877 Oh, my God. 855 00:58:03,879 --> 00:58:05,312 Hello to you, too, honey. 856 00:58:05,314 --> 00:58:06,446 My phone was off. 857 00:58:06,448 --> 00:58:08,781 Well it's kind of important Michael. 858 00:58:08,783 --> 00:58:11,118 We have a baby, you have to keep in touch. 859 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,054 Somebody could get killed and you wouldn't even know it! 860 00:58:14,056 --> 00:58:15,121 Are you alright? 861 00:58:15,123 --> 00:58:17,123 No, I'm not alright. 862 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:21,027 It was horrible!...Jane brought over a doula and she... 863 00:58:21,029 --> 00:58:22,228 A what? 864 00:58:22,230 --> 00:58:25,132 An expensive English baby-sitter. 865 00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:27,199 Jane and I went on a walk and when we came back the 866 00:58:27,201 --> 00:58:29,402 doula was dead. 867 00:58:29,404 --> 00:58:30,337 What do you mean, dead?! 868 00:58:30,339 --> 00:58:32,371 Dead, Michael as in 'dead' dead. She fell 869 00:58:32,373 --> 00:58:36,143 down the staircase. 870 00:58:36,145 --> 00:58:37,978 Are you joking? 871 00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:40,913 Why would I joke about something like this? 872 00:58:40,915 --> 00:58:44,317 It was awful. The police came. The detectives interviewed us 873 00:58:44,319 --> 00:58:46,920 for hours. We had to make a statement. 874 00:58:46,922 --> 00:58:47,920 What do you mean a statement? 875 00:58:47,922 --> 00:58:50,422 A statement Michael, are you even listening? 876 00:58:50,424 --> 00:58:53,493 Have you been drinking? 877 00:58:53,495 --> 00:58:56,228 I'm listening honey, calm down. Please just go on. 878 00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,966 If you had returned any of my calls you would've known. 879 00:58:59,968 --> 00:59:03,402 There's always something more important with you Michael. 880 00:59:03,404 --> 00:59:06,239 You were even late for our child's birth. 881 00:59:06,241 --> 00:59:10,310 That eh... I am here now. 882 00:59:10,312 --> 00:59:11,478 So let's talk about it... 883 00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,915 We're doing this now. There's never a good time for you. 884 00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:18,185 Where have you been Michael? What is going on? 885 00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:21,054 A woman died in our home, Robin! Isn't that more important? 886 00:59:21,056 --> 00:59:25,192 Don't change the subject! You always do that. 887 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:28,995 I'm not gonna fight with you Robin. 888 00:59:28,997 --> 00:59:31,230 I need the truth, Michael! 889 00:59:31,232 --> 00:59:33,065 There is no 'truth.' 890 00:59:33,067 --> 00:59:37,239 Oh, really? Why don't you try me. 891 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,005 You really wanna do this right now? 892 00:59:40,007 --> 00:59:42,475 Yes, I wanna do this right now. 893 00:59:42,477 --> 00:59:44,513 You can tell me anything. 894 01:00:03,899 --> 01:00:07,067 I'm seeing someone. 895 01:00:07,069 --> 01:00:10,303 I knew it. Who is she? 896 01:00:10,305 --> 01:00:11,605 I always pictured this going differently. 897 01:00:11,607 --> 01:00:12,839 SPIT IT OUT!!! 898 01:00:12,841 --> 01:00:16,141 Robin, it all happened from the pressure of the promotion and 899 01:00:16,143 --> 01:00:19,645 then, you know, the job and you were having a baby and I 900 01:00:19,647 --> 01:00:22,982 just... I didn't know what to do. And this didn't feel right! 901 01:00:22,984 --> 01:00:27,923 So I just... I'm gonna spit it out. I'm gay. 902 01:00:29,056 --> 01:00:32,125 Come on Michael, stop joking. 903 01:00:32,127 --> 01:00:34,163 I'm serious. 904 01:00:35,529 --> 01:00:38,498 When did you turn gay, this afternoon? We've been 905 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,933 dating since high school! I would've noticed. 906 01:00:40,935 --> 01:00:44,004 No, you were always my best friend, and... and... I guess I was 907 01:00:44,006 --> 01:00:45,605 in denial. 908 01:00:45,607 --> 01:00:46,839 I should have never gotten married. 909 01:00:46,841 --> 01:00:51,411 I guess... I don't know I wasn't ready to come out but I mean... 910 01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:53,179 I wanted to talk to you before you got pregnant but you were 911 01:00:53,181 --> 01:00:56,650 so focused on having the baby that there was never any time! 912 01:00:56,652 --> 01:00:58,150 No, this is not happening! 913 01:00:58,152 --> 01:01:05,261 You're not gay! We have SEX! We had sex! 914 01:01:07,194 --> 01:01:10,230 Oh my God are you gay? 915 01:01:10,232 --> 01:01:13,201 Neil Patrick Harris gay. 916 01:01:17,272 --> 01:01:21,308 Robin can't you say something? 917 01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:23,976 Wow. 918 01:01:23,978 --> 01:01:26,578 I'm not a monster, I'm just gay. 919 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:29,582 How could I have not noticed. 920 01:01:29,584 --> 01:01:32,085 Of course you're gay, look at you! 921 01:01:32,087 --> 01:01:33,953 I... what?! 922 01:01:33,955 --> 01:01:36,623 I didn't even know for a long time myself but that just... 923 01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:38,357 I wasn't trying to deceive you. 924 01:01:38,359 --> 01:01:41,393 If you cared about Samantha and me you would've told me 925 01:01:41,395 --> 01:01:44,663 BEFORE were MARRIED, BEFORE we had a BABY... while we were 926 01:01:44,665 --> 01:01:45,699 TRYING!! 927 01:01:45,701 --> 01:01:49,034 So, all of this... Is this... Is this all a lie?! 928 01:01:49,036 --> 01:01:55,107 No, no, no it's not a lie! Okay! I have always loved you! 929 01:01:55,109 --> 01:01:58,545 And I have always wanted a baby too. for me and my partner to 930 01:01:58,547 --> 01:02:01,013 raise. 931 01:02:01,015 --> 01:02:05,417 When you say 'partner' you're not talking about 'ME' are you? 932 01:02:05,419 --> 01:02:06,752 Are you? 933 01:02:06,754 --> 01:02:11,024 Randy, and I, want to get married. 934 01:02:11,026 --> 01:02:15,694 Holy crap. You're leaving me for a guy named Randy?!? 935 01:02:15,696 --> 01:02:18,297 You are the worst piece of shit on Earth. 936 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,232 No, no, Robin! 937 01:02:20,234 --> 01:02:22,634 We can do this. We can all raise Samantha together. 938 01:02:22,636 --> 01:02:25,404 You, me and Randy. We can raise Samantha! 939 01:02:25,406 --> 01:02:27,473 Okay, one big happy family! 940 01:02:27,475 --> 01:02:29,708 Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water! 941 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,745 What the hell are you talking about? 942 01:02:31,747 --> 01:02:35,248 Randy is a sweet guy, okay. He's very nurturing. 943 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,717 Nurturing!? I don't care if he can breastfeed my child, he's 944 01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:40,487 never coming NEAR my baby! 945 01:02:40,489 --> 01:02:42,154 - Get out! Get out! - No, no! 946 01:02:42,156 --> 01:02:45,257 Samantha is my baby too! Robin this is my house... 947 01:02:45,259 --> 01:02:47,292 Not anymore! Get out! 948 01:02:47,294 --> 01:02:49,328 Don't you want me to be as God intended!?! 949 01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:51,531 God doesn't give a damn Michael, neither do I!! 950 01:02:51,533 --> 01:02:53,232 You know what, you'll be hearing from my lawyer! 951 01:02:53,234 --> 01:02:56,169 - Oh, yeah!? - Yeah! 952 01:02:56,171 --> 01:02:58,207 Bring it bitch! 953 01:03:08,216 --> 01:03:09,516 Oh, sweetheart. 954 01:03:09,518 --> 01:03:13,189 Hi, hi, hi. 955 01:03:14,656 --> 01:03:18,458 Oh, no. Did Daddy scare you? 956 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:21,694 Yeah? Oh. 957 01:03:21,696 --> 01:03:24,299 Oh yeah, I got you Samantha. 958 01:03:26,701 --> 01:03:29,405 It's just you and me. 959 01:03:30,404 --> 01:03:31,703 Love juice. 960 01:03:31,705 --> 01:03:33,339 You can have it with all your friends. 961 01:03:33,341 --> 01:03:35,208 Go to the beach, go to the boardwalk 962 01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:37,710 Find everyone that you know and take your shirt off. 963 01:03:37,712 --> 01:03:40,679 It is not too late to have the body you've always dreamed of. 964 01:03:40,681 --> 01:03:46,085 and you can get it now with five easy installments of $599.99. 965 01:03:46,087 --> 01:03:50,089 When you call 1-888-888-88-BEACH BODY NOW. 966 01:03:50,091 --> 01:03:52,859 This is the best prime-time offer you'll find anywhere 967 01:03:52,861 --> 01:03:54,027 around. 968 01:03:54,029 --> 01:03:56,228 There's no such thing as a personal trailer inside your 969 01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:58,698 house unless you have the Beach Bod. 970 01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:00,732 The Beach Bod is the one personal trailer you'll ever 971 01:04:00,734 --> 01:04:01,701 you'll ever need. 972 01:04:01,703 --> 01:04:04,136 Call now and your second DVD will be free. 973 01:04:04,138 --> 01:04:08,475 That's a total of three DVD's, one for free, the second one. 974 01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:12,779 Call now and find out why Beach Bod is the number one exercise 975 01:04:12,781 --> 01:04:15,214 teaching you will find in the country. 976 01:04:15,216 --> 01:04:17,449 Already, Canada's been taken by storm. 977 01:04:17,451 --> 01:04:19,886 There are thousands of people who have found success with 978 01:04:19,888 --> 01:04:22,422 Beach Bod and you can be one of them. 979 01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:26,161 Samantha? 980 01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,565 Samantha!? 981 01:04:33,567 --> 01:04:35,370 Baby? 982 01:04:37,372 --> 01:04:39,241 Samantha! 983 01:04:46,147 --> 01:04:47,816 Baby! 984 01:04:49,350 --> 01:04:51,719 Samantha! 985 01:04:59,326 --> 01:05:02,562 What the fuck? 986 01:05:20,814 --> 01:05:22,550 SAMANTHA? 987 01:05:24,585 --> 01:05:26,788 Baby? 988 01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:44,607 Baby! 989 01:05:45,439 --> 01:05:48,243 Mommy's coming. 990 01:05:49,210 --> 01:05:50,913 Uh. Uh. Uh. 991 01:06:02,991 --> 01:06:04,924 BABY! 992 01:06:04,926 --> 01:06:07,328 Baby. 993 01:06:22,509 --> 01:06:24,846 SAMANTHA! 994 01:06:27,015 --> 01:06:30,819 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 995 01:06:45,899 --> 01:06:47,435 Fluffy? 996 01:06:49,437 --> 01:06:51,607 Fluffy?! No! 997 01:06:53,942 --> 01:06:56,445 SAMANTHA! 998 01:07:28,343 --> 01:07:31,913 Ehhhhhh! 999 01:07:33,681 --> 01:07:35,750 Moooommaaa. 1000 01:07:40,587 --> 01:07:44,627 Eeh. 1001 01:07:57,971 --> 01:08:02,611 Hey, it's ok. It's ok! 1002 01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:08,984 Eeeh. 1003 01:08:27,535 --> 01:08:29,638 Alright. Here we go. 1004 01:08:30,037 --> 01:08:34,309 Should we ring the doorbell? 1005 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:42,548 Oh. Wow. 1006 01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:45,017 She has, uhm. Let this place go. 1007 01:08:45,019 --> 01:08:47,652 Probably to keep you from wanting it. 1008 01:08:47,654 --> 01:08:49,390 Don't start Randy. 1009 01:08:54,629 --> 01:08:57,096 Where is everyone? 1010 01:08:57,098 --> 01:08:59,432 Must be early? 1011 01:08:59,434 --> 01:09:01,066 Yeah. 1012 01:09:01,068 --> 01:09:04,637 Oh God, who invited Siegfried and Roy? 1013 01:09:04,639 --> 01:09:05,838 I did. 1014 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,141 Why?? 1015 01:09:08,143 --> 01:09:09,276 He's Samantha's father. 1016 01:09:09,278 --> 01:09:11,543 For now. But you're still in the middle of a custody 1017 01:09:11,545 --> 01:09:12,712 battle. 1018 01:09:12,714 --> 01:09:17,182 - Hey, thanks for coming. - Hey, you know I'm here for ya. 1019 01:09:17,184 --> 01:09:21,686 - Come on. - Oh gosh. 1020 01:09:21,688 --> 01:09:24,156 Hi, ladies. 1021 01:09:24,158 --> 01:09:25,857 Party's over. 1022 01:09:25,859 --> 01:09:27,593 Doesn't appear to have started. 1023 01:09:27,595 --> 01:09:30,862 Excuse me. Who the fuck are you? 1024 01:09:30,864 --> 01:09:33,833 This is going well. 1025 01:09:33,835 --> 01:09:38,870 The trees are dying. Let them. Trees just die. 1026 01:09:38,872 --> 01:09:40,071 What's that, uhm, Robin? 1027 01:09:40,073 --> 01:09:42,074 We already sang happy birthday Michael. 1028 01:09:42,076 --> 01:09:46,846 So why don't you take your little boy toy here and... bye! 1029 01:09:46,848 --> 01:09:50,048 Same old Jane. 1030 01:09:50,050 --> 01:09:50,917 So where's the booze? 1031 01:09:50,919 --> 01:09:53,689 It's in the kitchen. Get it yourself. 1032 01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:58,658 So, how's it going with Bambi? 1033 01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:02,661 Randy... and it's great. Thank you. For asking. 1034 01:10:02,663 --> 01:10:05,166 Uhm. For Sammie. Here you go. And that's for your kid. 1035 01:10:08,102 --> 01:10:09,768 Whatever. 1036 01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:13,105 Hi, little Jason! Hey, buddy. Good to see you. 1037 01:10:13,107 --> 01:10:16,776 Mommy's a little cranky today. 1038 01:10:16,778 --> 01:10:20,679 Hi, baby girl. You tired, huh? 1039 01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:22,013 Wow, you don't smell so good. 1040 01:10:22,015 --> 01:10:24,749 Maybe we should change you. You know? 1041 01:10:24,751 --> 01:10:27,652 Come on, kick those feet for Daddy. Good girl. 1042 01:10:27,654 --> 01:10:32,661 Good girl. 1043 01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:51,045 Oh! 1044 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:59,118 I cannot believe this pigsty. 1045 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,152 When we were married, she was a neat freak. 1046 01:11:01,154 --> 01:11:02,954 You could eat off of surfaces. 1047 01:11:02,956 --> 01:11:04,289 We could get Ebola. 1048 01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:06,526 Pretty sure you don't know how Ebola works. 1049 01:11:06,528 --> 01:11:08,194 You never know. 1050 01:11:08,196 --> 01:11:10,530 You're such a good girl. 1051 01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:13,932 Mommy's dirty, I know. What are you doing? 1052 01:11:13,934 --> 01:11:16,035 Evidence. 1053 01:11:16,037 --> 01:11:18,870 We need to get some pictures for the hearing. 1054 01:11:18,872 --> 01:11:21,240 You're a smart man. 1055 01:11:21,242 --> 01:11:26,248 She's fuckin' lost it. 1056 01:11:27,715 --> 01:11:30,182 - Leave it! - No. The ants are gonna swarm. 1057 01:11:30,184 --> 01:11:32,884 Ants are good. They eat the leftovers. 1058 01:11:32,886 --> 01:11:35,855 Hey, what the hell are you talking about? You sound like a 1059 01:11:35,857 --> 01:11:36,923 crazy person. 1060 01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:40,796 And you look like you're homeless. Are you okay? 1061 01:11:42,796 --> 01:11:46,298 - Have any weed? - What? 1062 01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:50,201 Weed. 1063 01:11:50,203 --> 01:11:54,209 Sure. 1064 01:11:57,612 --> 01:12:02,582 Shh, shh, shh. 1065 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:04,083 This place is disgusting. 1066 01:12:04,085 --> 01:12:06,084 Let's put you away, baby girl. 1067 01:12:06,086 --> 01:12:08,654 Yeah, let's get some sleepy time. 1068 01:12:08,656 --> 01:12:10,589 Daddy'll be right back, okay? 1069 01:12:10,591 --> 01:12:16,598 Daddy'll be right back. Good girl. Good girl. 1070 01:12:17,998 --> 01:12:20,600 At least we got something out of the relationship. 1071 01:12:20,602 --> 01:12:21,801 Yeah? 1072 01:12:21,803 --> 01:12:25,370 I figure Samantha's going to be ours once we get custody. 1073 01:12:25,372 --> 01:12:27,707 You really think the judge is gonna give us custody 1074 01:12:27,709 --> 01:12:29,008 over the mom? 1075 01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:32,744 Once he sees the photos of this pigsty, he will. 1076 01:12:34,948 --> 01:12:35,981 Oh, no. 1077 01:12:35,983 --> 01:12:37,883 On second thoughts, 1078 01:12:37,885 --> 01:12:40,686 maybe we should just grab her and make a run for it. 1079 01:12:40,688 --> 01:12:42,288 I believe that's called kidnapping. 1080 01:12:42,290 --> 01:12:47,093 Happens all the time. We could move to Rio, start a new life. 1081 01:12:47,095 --> 01:12:49,794 - Rio de Janeiro? - Do you know another Rio? 1082 01:12:49,796 --> 01:12:51,364 The Rio Grande. 1083 01:12:51,366 --> 01:12:53,199 De Janeiro! De Janeiro. 1084 01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:54,400 All right. 1085 01:12:56,170 --> 01:13:03,178 - What was that? - The fuck? 1086 01:13:14,287 --> 01:13:16,722 It's coming from in there. 1087 01:13:16,724 --> 01:13:19,859 It's probably a rodent of some sort, like a huge rat. 1088 01:13:19,861 --> 01:13:21,927 Oh, that's my old office. 1089 01:13:21,929 --> 01:13:25,397 - It's locked. Let's go. - No, hold on. Wait, Randy. 1090 01:13:25,399 --> 01:13:28,100 - That's new. - Hold on, hold on, hold on! 1091 01:13:28,102 --> 01:13:30,869 For all we know, the crazy bird might have a croc in there. 1092 01:13:30,871 --> 01:13:32,972 What? What is that? 1093 01:13:32,974 --> 01:13:35,141 - It's Big Jim. - Where'd you get Big Jim? 1094 01:13:35,143 --> 01:13:36,374 - Keister. - Huh? 1095 01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:38,744 - Prison pocket. - Swamp monster. 1096 01:13:38,746 --> 01:13:40,279 - Oh, sweetie. - Joy pouch. 1097 01:13:40,281 --> 01:13:42,048 - Joy po... - Yeah. 1098 01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:44,216 - I thought I was your joy pouch. - Oh, you are. 1099 01:13:44,218 --> 01:13:46,118 - Here, take it. - Okay. 1100 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:49,120 - You're scaring me. - Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. 1101 01:13:49,122 --> 01:13:51,856 - Hush those lips. - So sweet. 1102 01:13:54,295 --> 01:13:56,061 - Ready? - Yeah. 1103 01:13:56,063 --> 01:14:01,232 - Got this. - You got it. 1104 01:14:02,903 --> 01:14:08,140 Oh. Ugh. 1105 01:14:08,142 --> 01:14:10,276 Oh, holy cow. 1106 01:14:10,278 --> 01:14:14,112 Does she keep the trash in here? It smells like shit. 1107 01:14:14,114 --> 01:14:16,781 - Literally. - No kidding. 1108 01:14:16,783 --> 01:14:21,352 Oh! 1109 01:14:21,354 --> 01:14:22,887 This place is disgusting. 1110 01:14:24,791 --> 01:14:28,994 Oh! Fucking rat. I hate rats. They're so... 1111 01:14:28,996 --> 01:14:31,062 ratty. 1112 01:14:31,064 --> 01:14:33,199 Just a little jumpy. It's okay. 1113 01:14:33,201 --> 01:14:38,436 Let me get the light. 1114 01:14:38,438 --> 01:14:45,043 Oh, my God. 1115 01:14:48,983 --> 01:14:52,852 She's completely lost it. 1116 01:14:52,854 --> 01:14:54,520 Is that shit in the corner? 1117 01:14:54,522 --> 01:15:01,927 It smells like it. 1118 01:15:01,929 --> 01:15:03,395 Oh. Oh! 1119 01:15:03,397 --> 01:15:05,498 Oh! 1120 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:09,705 Hey, check this out. 1121 01:15:16,810 --> 01:15:19,779 I'm heading home. 1122 01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:23,382 Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 1123 01:15:23,384 --> 01:15:25,183 Okay, just do me a favor 1124 01:15:25,185 --> 01:15:27,485 and don't say anything to Michael about Samantha 1125 01:15:27,487 --> 01:15:30,121 until the hearing on Monday. 1126 01:15:30,123 --> 01:15:38,364 And take a shower. Bye. 1127 01:15:51,077 --> 01:15:54,081 Michael? 1128 01:16:01,455 --> 01:16:05,457 Michael! 1129 01:16:05,459 --> 01:16:10,465 Where are you? 1130 01:16:18,605 --> 01:16:22,874 Cynthia? Who the hell's Cynthia? 1131 01:16:24,077 --> 01:16:27,445 - Filthy. - That's disgusting. 1132 01:16:27,447 --> 01:16:32,453 "Samantha, Cynthia, Mommy." 1133 01:16:35,622 --> 01:16:37,522 Cynthia? 1134 01:16:37,524 --> 01:16:49,901 No, no, no, no, no, no! Fuck. 1135 01:16:49,903 --> 01:16:52,036 She's lost it. 1136 01:16:52,038 --> 01:16:57,442 "October 14. Cynthia burped for the first time." 1137 01:16:57,444 --> 01:17:01,045 "December 8. Samantha and Cynthia are inseparable. 1138 01:17:01,047 --> 01:17:05,651 They... love playing with each other. 1139 01:17:05,653 --> 01:17:09,320 February 21. Cynthia got mad at Samantha today. 1140 01:17:09,322 --> 01:17:12,124 She can get so jealous." 1141 01:17:12,126 --> 01:17:13,926 What do you make of it? 1142 01:17:13,928 --> 01:17:16,160 She's unhinged. 1143 01:17:16,162 --> 01:17:18,396 I mean, I knew she was having emotional problems, 1144 01:17:18,398 --> 01:17:21,232 but this is... 1145 01:17:21,234 --> 01:17:23,569 Oh, God, you're hot. 1146 01:17:23,571 --> 01:17:28,577 Who's there? 1147 01:17:29,109 --> 01:17:31,910 Let me get it. 1148 01:17:31,912 --> 01:17:34,512 This isn't funny. Open the door now. 1149 01:17:34,514 --> 01:17:37,048 Michael. 1150 01:17:37,050 --> 01:17:40,018 Holy Christ! What the fuck is that? 1151 01:17:42,657 --> 01:17:44,423 What are you doing in there? 1152 01:17:44,425 --> 01:17:46,491 What... What difference does it make, Robin? 1153 01:17:46,493 --> 01:17:48,160 Open the door! I'm serious! 1154 01:17:48,162 --> 01:17:50,963 You're upsetting her! 1155 01:17:50,965 --> 01:17:55,034 Her? I'm upset, Robin! Open the door now! 1156 01:17:55,036 --> 01:17:58,036 Well, you wanted visitation? 1157 01:17:58,038 --> 01:17:59,271 You've got it. 1158 01:17:59,273 --> 01:18:01,240 We're gonna sue your ass! 1159 01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:03,441 I thought we were one happy family. 1160 01:18:03,443 --> 01:18:08,513 Open the fucking door, you lunatic, psycho bitch! 1161 01:18:08,515 --> 01:18:13,619 Get it, Randy. 1162 01:18:17,425 --> 01:18:21,226 What are you gonna do with that? 1163 01:18:21,228 --> 01:18:23,161 It sees itself in the mirror! 1164 01:18:23,163 --> 01:18:25,563 Don't like the look of yourself, do you, you ugly, disgusting 1165 01:18:25,565 --> 01:18:26,597 blob? 1166 01:18:26,599 --> 01:18:30,602 Get it, Randy! Get it! 1167 01:18:30,604 --> 01:18:33,438 Careful! 1168 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,406 Oh, baby, you're so hot. 1169 01:18:35,408 --> 01:18:37,609 Get it, baby! Get it! 1170 01:18:37,611 --> 01:18:42,246 - Left! - I got it. 1171 01:18:44,751 --> 01:18:58,696 Babe? Babe? 1172 01:18:58,698 --> 01:19:03,634 Aaah! Get it off! Get it off! 1173 01:19:03,636 --> 01:19:05,637 Ack! 1174 01:19:05,639 --> 01:19:10,645 It bit my fucking ear off! 1175 01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:19,517 Oh! Oh. 1176 01:19:19,519 --> 01:19:23,454 It's just a scratch. 1177 01:19:23,456 --> 01:19:27,159 I'll see you in Rio. 1178 01:19:27,161 --> 01:19:29,663 Randy? Randy. 1179 01:19:31,665 --> 01:19:34,400 Randy. 1180 01:19:34,402 --> 01:19:39,407 God. 1181 01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:44,276 That creature killed Randy. 1182 01:19:44,278 --> 01:19:47,512 - Her name is Cynthia! - Who is Cynthia? 1183 01:19:47,514 --> 01:19:50,449 What are you doing? Where did you get the gun? 1184 01:19:50,451 --> 01:19:54,619 Jane gave it to me. Step away from Cynthia! 1185 01:19:54,621 --> 01:19:57,688 Honey. Careful where you're pointing the gun. 1186 01:19:57,690 --> 01:20:00,426 I'm not your honey! 1187 01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:02,694 You were gonna take Samantha away from me, weren't you? 1188 01:20:04,665 --> 01:20:06,498 - Cynthia! - Aaah! 1189 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:10,102 What are you talking about? 1190 01:20:10,104 --> 01:20:11,703 Take it easy. You're scaring her. 1191 01:20:11,705 --> 01:20:17,508 Are you crazy, Robin? 1192 01:20:17,510 --> 01:20:19,578 Did you like your birthday cake, Cynthia? 1193 01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,713 Mm-hmm. 1194 01:20:21,715 --> 01:20:23,147 Are you Mommy's little girl? 1195 01:20:23,149 --> 01:20:24,048 Mommy. 1196 01:20:24,050 --> 01:20:29,454 Michael, say hello... to your daughter. 1197 01:20:29,456 --> 01:20:31,123 Cynthia. 1198 01:20:32,725 --> 01:20:37,628 She was in a cyst, Michael. It was a twin. 1199 01:20:37,630 --> 01:20:39,731 The doctors were wrong. 1200 01:20:39,733 --> 01:20:42,101 The cyst was removed. It was incinerated. 1201 01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:44,203 It's not alive. 1202 01:20:44,205 --> 01:20:47,739 That... thing is not my spawn. 1203 01:20:47,741 --> 01:20:50,843 Don't be mean. And say hi to your daughter. 1204 01:20:50,845 --> 01:20:53,811 That disgusting polyp is not my daughter. 1205 01:20:53,813 --> 01:20:55,780 Really? 1206 01:20:55,782 --> 01:20:57,749 I think she looks just like you. 1207 01:20:57,751 --> 01:21:00,686 It needs to be destroyed, Robin. Listen to me, okay? 1208 01:21:00,688 --> 01:21:05,289 It killed Randy. It is a monster. 1209 01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,758 Okay? 1210 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:10,262 Honey. 1211 01:21:10,264 --> 01:21:13,798 Don't touch her! Please. 1212 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,401 Put the gun down, Robin, or I'll kill it. 1213 01:21:16,403 --> 01:21:18,736 - Put it down, Robin! - Okay. 1214 01:21:18,738 --> 01:21:22,076 Kick it! 1215 01:21:31,417 --> 01:21:35,122 Michael! 1216 01:21:35,922 --> 01:21:39,126 Whoa! 1217 01:21:43,496 --> 01:21:45,463 Don't you dare hurt her! 1218 01:21:45,465 --> 01:21:48,834 - Cynthia. - Michael? Listen to me! 1219 01:21:48,836 --> 01:21:53,204 - Cynthia, come here. - Cynthia? 1220 01:21:53,206 --> 01:21:55,473 Cynthia? No. Come back. 1221 01:21:55,475 --> 01:22:01,482 - Cynthia? Hide-and-go-seek. - Michael, gently. 1222 01:22:03,384 --> 01:22:07,418 - Cynthia? - Aaah! 1223 01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:08,786 Yaaah! Ow! 1224 01:22:08,788 --> 01:22:12,624 No, Cynthia! Bad Cynthia, please! 1225 01:22:12,626 --> 01:22:17,295 Ah! 1226 01:22:17,297 --> 01:22:19,397 - Dada! - Freak! 1227 01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:29,374 Yaaah! 1228 01:22:29,376 --> 01:22:37,649 Cynthia... Michael let her go! 1229 01:22:37,651 --> 01:22:42,657 Bad Cynthia. 1230 01:22:43,857 --> 01:22:47,295 You little bitch! 1231 01:23:22,696 --> 01:23:24,762 Cynthia? 1232 01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:26,498 Mama. 1233 01:23:32,672 --> 01:23:38,009 Oh, baby. 1234 01:23:38,011 --> 01:23:42,313 Breathe, Cynthia, breathe! 1235 01:23:42,315 --> 01:23:46,321 Michael! 1236 01:23:56,563 --> 01:23:57,795 Bad Dada. 1237 01:23:57,797 --> 01:23:59,800 Bad Dada. 1238 01:24:20,888 --> 01:24:25,423 - I told you. - I'm not even surprised. 1239 01:24:31,098 --> 01:24:33,565 Robin. Please. 1240 01:24:33,567 --> 01:24:34,999 That's close enough! 1241 01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:37,502 No, no, Robin. Come out of the car. 1242 01:24:37,504 --> 01:24:40,038 Please, just come out of the car so we can talk. 1243 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:40,972 About what? 1244 01:24:40,974 --> 01:24:42,173 Want me to take the gun out of her hand? 1245 01:24:42,175 --> 01:24:46,378 I don't want you to put her in some sort of freak show! 1246 01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:49,114 What freak show? Nobody's going to the circus. 1247 01:24:49,116 --> 01:24:52,049 Get back! Don't come any closer! 1248 01:24:52,051 --> 01:24:53,118 I'll shoot her! 1249 01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:55,387 All right, all right. We're not coming any closer. 1250 01:24:55,389 --> 01:24:59,624 Just put the gun away and come out of the car so we can talk. 1251 01:24:59,626 --> 01:25:03,128 I'm not going to let you take her away from me! 1252 01:25:03,130 --> 01:25:05,062 She's my baby! 1253 01:25:05,064 --> 01:25:06,897 What kind of shit is she talking about? 1254 01:25:06,899 --> 01:25:08,999 I don't know. 1255 01:25:09,001 --> 01:25:11,402 Robin? Let go of me. That's my sister! 1256 01:25:11,404 --> 01:25:13,538 - Robin? My God. Are you okay? - Whoa, whoa. Back up. Ma'am. 1257 01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:16,775 - Jane, get back! - My God. She has a gun! 1258 01:25:16,777 --> 01:25:20,044 Don't do anything crazy, okay? Think about Samantha. 1259 01:25:20,046 --> 01:25:21,946 Get off of me! Get the fuck off of me! 1260 01:25:21,948 --> 01:25:23,414 I need you to go across the street and get out of 1261 01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:25,049 - here, ma'am! - Please, Robin! 1262 01:25:25,051 --> 01:25:27,151 What the hell are you doing? 1263 01:25:27,153 --> 01:25:29,387 Mommy loves you. 1264 01:25:29,389 --> 01:25:33,624 - Put the gun down, please! - It's not your fault, Cynthia. 1265 01:25:33,626 --> 01:25:35,660 Listen to me. 1266 01:25:35,662 --> 01:25:37,462 I need you. 1267 01:25:37,464 --> 01:25:39,164 Samantha needs you. 1268 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,600 No! 1269 01:25:41,602 --> 01:25:45,169 No! 1270 01:25:45,171 --> 01:25:47,571 No! Come on. 1271 01:25:47,573 --> 01:25:54,681 Don't go there. 1272 01:26:07,059 --> 01:26:09,593 That's a good girl, yeah. Oh, please! 1273 01:26:09,595 --> 01:26:14,901 Okay. I know. That was a loud noise. 1274 01:26:28,514 --> 01:26:32,717 Ugh. I hate little creatures. Ugh. 1275 01:26:32,719 --> 01:26:35,119 Oh, shit. I'm late for my Brazilian. 1276 01:26:35,121 --> 01:26:37,691 Can you watch the kiddos? Yeah, I'll watch you. 1277 01:26:50,237 --> 01:26:54,442 Bye. 1278 01:27:07,787 --> 01:27:11,056 Jason, get the fuck out of my way, you little shit stain. 1279 01:27:11,058 --> 01:27:14,729 Fucking kids. 1280 01:27:15,162 --> 01:27:16,861 Samantha, you take one more step, 1281 01:27:16,863 --> 01:27:22,870 I'm gonna rip off your head and shit in the hole. 1282 01:27:24,871 --> 01:27:30,808 Who the fuck are you? 1283 01:27:34,150 --> 01:27:39,150 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1284 01:27:42,150 --> 01:27:46,150 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 92737