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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:06,572 Hey, hey! You're listening to Doc George on WAGG The wag! 2 00:00:24,155 --> 00:00:25,625 I know it's only Thursday, 3 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,560 but my phone's ringing off the hook about a full moon party 4 00:00:28,594 --> 00:00:32,331 tonight out at the old cotton gin. That means there's going to 5 00:00:32,363 --> 00:00:35,434 be juvenile delinquents all over town trying to get us to buy 6 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:38,171 them liquor. So remember if one approaches you, 7 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,704 don't be a complete douche! Buy it 8 00:00:39,737 --> 00:00:43,042 for them. It's tough enough being a teenager without having 9 00:00:43,075 --> 00:00:46,478 to go to lame parties with no freaking booze! 10 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaking of getting arrested. Marion High is sending some 11 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,802 students to our historical jail house, where they'll stay 12 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:12,804 overnight while people post bail money for their release. 13 00:01:12,837 --> 00:01:16,541 So... so basically our public school system 14 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:19,344 is forcing students to spend the night in a formally 15 00:01:19,378 --> 00:01:21,813 condemned murder scene... out in the middle of nowhere... 16 00:01:21,846 --> 00:01:24,216 because apparently, the public school 17 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,253 system wasn't already dangerous enough? 18 00:01:53,745 --> 00:01:55,548 What's up? You're on the air with Doc. George... 19 00:01:55,581 --> 00:01:59,317 Yeah, Doc, so my buddy got dumped by this cheerleader... 20 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,585 but he can't let it go. 21 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:03,322 Is the trampy Cheerleader seeing someone new? 22 00:02:03,355 --> 00:02:05,490 Yeah only, like, our star jock... 23 00:02:05,524 --> 00:02:07,260 This jock have a nice car? 24 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,461 Yeah... 25 00:02:08,493 --> 00:02:10,329 Okay... here's what I got to say about this... 26 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:11,629 Okay... 27 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:12,597 Stop calling into the station... 28 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:15,134 I'm not a real doctor, pinheads! 29 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,600 So what exactly did she say? 30 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:53,472 The worst three words in the English language, Cliff. 31 00:02:55,373 --> 00:02:56,876 "I'm pregnant?" 32 00:02:56,908 --> 00:03:00,312 That's two words. 33 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:04,150 "I-am-pregnant." It just sounds really formal 34 00:03:04,182 --> 00:03:05,350 like that, you know? 35 00:03:05,383 --> 00:03:06,818 "Like a brother." 36 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:09,955 Man. 37 00:03:10,455 --> 00:03:12,257 She said I couldn't be in a relationship 38 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:15,762 with her because I'm "like a brother" to her. 39 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:19,298 That sucks man, I'm sorry. 40 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:21,400 It's worse than the "friend zone." 41 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:24,502 It's pretty much the same thing, right? 42 00:03:24,536 --> 00:03:28,774 No! No, it's not! Because best friends will make 43 00:03:28,806 --> 00:03:31,443 stupid mistakes and get drunk and make out. 44 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:34,580 But "like a brother?" 45 00:03:34,612 --> 00:03:37,282 You don't make out with your brother, man. 46 00:03:37,316 --> 00:03:40,719 You really, really shouldn't. 47 00:03:56,901 --> 00:03:58,937 Man I really liked her. 48 00:03:58,971 --> 00:04:01,941 Hey. There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro. 49 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:04,242 Don't call me bro. 50 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:05,711 I'm sorry, is it too soon? 51 00:04:05,743 --> 00:04:06,878 Cliff... 52 00:04:06,912 --> 00:04:09,981 No, just listen. I'm gonna piss. Then we're gonna 53 00:04:10,014 --> 00:04:12,484 find some girls. Kapeesh? 54 00:04:14,385 --> 00:04:15,287 Kyle? 55 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,889 What? 56 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:24,897 Take me to pound town. Take me to pound town, Kyle! Woo-Wooo! 57 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:27,800 Be right back... 58 00:04:34,673 --> 00:04:37,543 Hey. 59 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:55,561 C'mon. 60 00:04:58,297 --> 00:05:01,567 C'mon, you've got to pump harder than that. 61 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:06,705 I know, I know..."That's what she said." But it's true. Here. 62 00:05:16,882 --> 00:05:18,817 Sorry... I've never actually... 63 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:20,286 operated... one of these before. 64 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:23,289 Well, you never forget your first time. 65 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,490 That's what she said. 66 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:27,026 Nice... 67 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:29,729 So you've done this before, obviously. 68 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:32,031 Yeah, well, sneaking around and drinking beer 69 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:35,401 is pretty much the only thing to do in Greenwood. 70 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:38,471 That's a drive. Do you have friends here? 71 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:43,641 No, but Rusty does. I just came along for the ride. 72 00:05:43,675 --> 00:05:47,346 Rusty, so. He's, like... your boyfriend? 73 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:52,016 No! He's, like, my brother. 74 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:55,020 And what is so funny? 75 00:05:55,052 --> 00:05:57,555 Those are the three best words 76 00:05:57,588 --> 00:05:59,391 in the English language. 77 00:05:59,658 --> 00:06:02,795 Well, technically, four? 78 00:06:02,827 --> 00:06:04,929 Never mind. 79 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:06,599 C'mon... 80 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:07,867 You don't want any beer? 81 00:06:07,899 --> 00:06:11,836 I brought my own. You finish that foamy piss-beer 82 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,805 and I'll get you some of the good stuff. 83 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:17,343 You brought your own beer? What'd you come to the keg for? 84 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:21,513 Why did I come to the keg...? 85 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:34,794 Here ya go. You're not going to need this where we're going. 86 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,030 Rusty. Clark. 87 00:06:38,062 --> 00:06:39,865 Rusty. 88 00:07:00,151 --> 00:07:02,654 Here. 89 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:05,658 Wha... Ok. 90 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:12,730 So where'd you get beer? 91 00:07:12,764 --> 00:07:16,100 Rusty's looked 21 since he was, like, 12. 92 00:07:16,134 --> 00:07:19,939 That's... convenient... 93 00:07:20,872 --> 00:07:24,175 Kyle! Dude! We're playing truth or dare! You in? 94 00:07:24,209 --> 00:07:26,644 No, man. I'm good. 95 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:29,915 Awesome. I dare you to kiss that chick. 96 00:07:29,947 --> 00:07:32,484 Aha... 97 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:37,555 Come on! Just do it! 98 00:07:37,588 --> 00:07:39,091 Don't you want to? 99 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:54,206 Yea! That's what I'm talking about. 100 00:07:54,238 --> 00:07:57,008 Alright. Now you, girl. What's your name? 101 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,843 Hey, yeah, what is your... 102 00:07:58,877 --> 00:07:59,978 Dare. 103 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:05,850 Brave! Ok, Brave Girl. I dare you to go 104 00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:09,555 into the woods and see if you can spot the Jail Ghost. 105 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:12,157 The what ghost? 106 00:08:12,189 --> 00:08:17,062 The Marion County Jail ghost. It's an old wives' tale... 107 00:08:17,095 --> 00:08:23,235 What, the old Jail Ghost? Naw, it's real. And, technically, 108 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:26,104 it's an urban legend not a wive's tale. 109 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:27,038 It's the same thing. 110 00:08:27,072 --> 00:08:30,576 It's not. And it's real. 111 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:36,115 Girl shouldn't go out into the woods 112 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:41,521 alone. Not without... a... protection. 113 00:08:41,886 --> 00:08:43,087 What are you doing? 114 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,523 All right, let's go. 115 00:08:44,556 --> 00:08:45,557 What? 116 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:46,792 Go for it. 117 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:55,967 Kyle! Go for it, buddy. Be a hero. Go! 118 00:08:56,999 --> 00:08:57,636 Come on. 119 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:02,073 [whispered He's going to poundtown. 120 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,754 You fall a lot. 121 00:09:16,788 --> 00:09:18,289 It's been, like, two miles. 122 00:09:18,322 --> 00:09:20,625 It's barely been a mile. 123 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:25,129 I knew that. I was just testing you. 124 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:27,899 So, a "jail" ghost? Scary. 125 00:09:27,932 --> 00:09:31,703 There's no Jail Ghost. It's just some bullshit story 126 00:09:31,736 --> 00:09:34,173 about a family who got murdered by some crazy guy. 127 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,608 Have you ever even been there? 128 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,677 No. It's condemned or being rebuilt. The school's hosting a 129 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:42,281 lock-in to get some kids to stay there overnight, though. 130 00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:45,650 I love that kind of creepy stuff, don't you? 131 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,653 What? No. 132 00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:51,956 So... Can we go see the jail? 133 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:55,860 See, that's the thing. It's really not that close. 134 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:58,596 And... I think we're headed towards the lake. 135 00:09:58,629 --> 00:10:03,034 Lake? well I guess we'll 136 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:06,304 just have to settle for a swim, then. 137 00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:10,375 What? Are you crazy? It's like 10 degrees out... 138 00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:16,048 Swimming it is then. 139 00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:29,228 C'mon, Kyle! 140 00:10:38,102 --> 00:10:41,239 So this... is pound town. 141 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,742 C'mon, Kyle! 142 00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:45,810 Did you hear that? 143 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:50,381 Kyle, girls don't get any more naked than this, 144 00:10:50,414 --> 00:11:00,793 Right! Okay. Lake. Smoking hot chick. This happens, right? 145 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,829 Hey you haven't even told me your name yet... 146 00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:06,364 It's "Marie." 147 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:20,011 Rusty... right? 148 00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:25,350 Look, I wasn't going to try anything. She made 149 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:28,254 me follow her out here, and she's really insistent. 150 00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:42,000 Rusty!? Were you following me? 151 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:44,802 Dude! What's your problem, man? 152 00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:46,138 You didn't even know her name? 153 00:11:46,171 --> 00:11:48,240 What kind of a desperate sleaze are you? 154 00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:50,308 God, Rusty, leave him alone... 155 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:52,343 Get out of the water and get your clothes on. Now! 156 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:55,079 You always do this! You ruin every party we ever go to 157 00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:58,050 Party's over anyway. Everyone's leaving. C'mon! 158 00:11:58,082 --> 00:12:01,185 Look, Rusty, she told me that you weren't her boyfriend. 159 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:03,822 I know it sucks that you couldn't seal the deal, 160 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,224 but that's not my fault. 161 00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:08,993 Here we go... 162 00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:13,499 What did you say? 163 00:12:17,802 --> 00:12:19,437 No, What I meant was... 164 00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:22,408 That's my baby sister! 165 00:12:23,207 --> 00:12:25,476 Why didn't you tell me that? 166 00:12:25,509 --> 00:12:28,346 I did! I said "He's, like, my brother!" 167 00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,915 I thought you meant he was "like" your brother... 168 00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:32,183 What? 169 00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:34,886 What? 170 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,825 Rusty, stop! 171 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,798 Stop hitting him and give me my shirt, you asshole! 172 00:12:47,465 --> 00:12:50,802 Alright, you know what, fine. I'll get it myself. 173 00:13:26,904 --> 00:13:28,274 The hell was that? 174 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:48,961 Marie? Damnit. 175 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:52,298 Marie Come on. We're getting the hell outta... 176 00:13:54,832 --> 00:13:58,236 Marie? Marie! 177 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:24,964 Hey! Hey! No, come on! Why would you...? Damn it! 178 00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:37,009 "Party's moving to Katie's. Can you get a ride 179 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,245 back with that chick and her brother?" 180 00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:42,581 Was I the only person who didn't know that 181 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:45,184 douche was her brother? 182 00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:50,221 Hey, this is Cliff. Remember, my mom checks my messages. 183 00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:54,259 If you've have something bad to say, say it in code. 184 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:57,396 Look, get your ass back here right now and pick me up! 185 00:14:57,428 --> 00:15:00,298 That chick's brother is a total sociopath... 186 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:05,037 Look I'm wet I'm cold, I lost my frickin shirt, 187 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,673 and I smell like... wet dog. 188 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:17,582 Please. Cliff. Look. I just... I want to get the hell out of 189 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:24,288 here. This night took the biggest turn for the worst, and 190 00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:28,293 I just I can't deal with it. ok I really need you to come pick 191 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:32,898 me up. I'm scared and I'm stranded out here. Please. 192 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,134 Just. Call me back. 193 00:15:42,539 --> 00:15:46,945 Rusty, I swear to God, I didn't touch her. 194 00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:55,740 Yeah, at the old Gin & Smooch. 195 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,342 2 Yeah, I've been there once, that's where they're 196 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,543 having the party. 197 00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:00,846 I like beer! 198 00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:05,583 Hey, Crystal. 199 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:10,688 Hey. Hi. Donny. What's up? 200 00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:12,691 So, I hear you're off to the jail tonight? 201 00:18:12,723 --> 00:18:18,462 Yeah. Yeah, hard time for hard cash. 202 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:21,533 Beats a candy sale, I guess, right? 203 00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:23,768 Right yeah. Listen, I hear Chase is in? 204 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,204 Chase. 205 00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:29,307 Yeah, she's going, right? I mean, you know, 206 00:18:29,339 --> 00:18:30,408 To represent the cheerleaders? 207 00:18:31,742 --> 00:18:33,644 Well, you know the bail money goes 208 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,213 to the whole school, overall. 209 00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:37,549 So she she's not so much representing the "cheerleaders" 210 00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:40,451 as she is raising money for the entire school... 211 00:18:40,484 --> 00:18:42,820 Awesome, Awesome, Awesome. Talk to you later! 212 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:46,324 Right. Okay. You're welcome. 213 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:49,860 And... thanks for totally validating my angsty teenaged 214 00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:53,699 bitterness toward jocks and cheerleaders. 215 00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,504 Mr. Howell? 216 00:18:59,636 --> 00:19:01,272 Mr. Howell? 217 00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:04,542 Well, hello. 218 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:08,246 I'm Donny. I play for the basketball team. 219 00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:11,215 Our basketball team. Here. At school. 220 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:14,118 I'm aware of the team. I've just never seen you play. 221 00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:16,721 Well, yeah, I'm not first string, but I play in scrimmages 222 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:20,257 Sorry, I mean I never go to games. I find sports very dull. 223 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:24,162 But fostering a competitive spirit, now that's exciting. 224 00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:28,666 Competition, rivalry. Keys to evolution and survival. 225 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,968 Right... 226 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,435 Every living creature participates in some form of 227 00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:34,471 sport, whether it's to pass along their genetic code, 228 00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:39,378 claim the best territory or find their next meal... 229 00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:41,846 You coming? 230 00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:43,480 yeah, yeah. 231 00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:45,317 So I actually wanted to talk to you about 232 00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:46,550 your fundraiser... the jail thing? 233 00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:47,751 Bail Out Our School! 234 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:48,553 Right, yeah. 235 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:49,621 Made the flyer myself. 236 00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:50,488 Did you? 237 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,388 Photoshop. 238 00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:53,024 Beats a candy sale? 239 00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,893 That's what people are saying. 240 00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:56,627 Really, people are saying that? 241 00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,596 Listen, Marty Marshall said he was going to 242 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,898 represent the athletics department. 243 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,233 Marty Marshall. Basketball team. First-string. 244 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,169 I thought you didn't... 245 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:06,337 I read the student paper. Very thorough reporting. 246 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,906 Apparently He's quite the athlete. 247 00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:11,209 Right, anyway. Marty said something came up, or something, 248 00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:14,645 Really? Well that's disappointing. Really won't 249 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:15,846 draw the same kind of attention... 250 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,383 Well, I asked him if I could take his place, 251 00:20:18,415 --> 00:20:19,617 and I wanted to make sure, that was okay with you 252 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:20,786 you know, that it was that's cool. 253 00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:24,455 Yes, Donny. That would be very cool. 254 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,024 Of course you can participate. 255 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,593 Meet us at the gym at six p.m. bring an overnight bag, 256 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:29,493 and a sense of adventure! 257 00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:30,662 Thank you. 258 00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:34,331 Okay. Great. Should be fun! Marty's gonna 259 00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,701 regret giving up his spot! 260 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,069 You gave up your spot?! 261 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,207 Yeah. I never wanted to do that stupid lock-in crap 262 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,508 in the first place. 263 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,943 Of course you didn't want to do the stupid lock-in crap! 264 00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:49,514 Want has nothing to do with it, Marty. We are role models. We 265 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:53,518 have a responsibility... plus you promised you'd do it, too. 266 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,986 Babe, I didn't. I didn't promise I'd do it, ok, 267 00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:58,690 I "said" I'd do it. There's a big difference. 268 00:20:58,722 --> 00:21:00,658 How is there a difference? 269 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,460 When you promise you'll do something, you actually want 270 00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,596 to do it. When you say you'll do something, you're 271 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:05,630 just being nice. 272 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:08,333 Who's taking your place? 273 00:21:08,365 --> 00:21:08,799 Donny. 274 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,367 Donny. 275 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:09,901 Yeah. 276 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:10,567 Donny Harlan? 277 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:11,903 Yeah. Donny. 278 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,571 You know, most guys who found out their girlfriend was going 279 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:17,409 to an overnight with her ex... boyfriend wouldn't be so... 280 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,376 nonchalant. 281 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,880 Babe, I don't even know what that means. Okay? And it's not 282 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,516 like you and donny still have a thing, So it's cool, right? 283 00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:25,850 I guess so... 284 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,653 Besides, it's not even like a date. That Crystal chick is 285 00:21:28,685 --> 00:21:30,688 going too, She can be your... what do you call it? 286 00:21:30,721 --> 00:21:31,990 A chaperone? 287 00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:35,993 Not a chaperone, more like like a wingman, except a girl. 288 00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:39,396 A wingman is someone who-never mind. 289 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,999 Look, just call me when you get bailed out, and I can probably 290 00:21:41,031 --> 00:21:43,667 come pick you up, alright, we'll hit the Gin. 291 00:21:43,701 --> 00:21:46,438 Damn it. Fine. 292 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,606 I'm still mad at you, though. I swear you've managed to leave me 293 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,409 stranded in the middle of nowhere, 294 00:21:51,442 --> 00:21:53,377 with two rejects and a weirdo teacher. 295 00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:54,645 I swear, I think I'd rather be 296 00:21:54,679 --> 00:21:55,880 Dead? 297 00:21:55,913 --> 00:22:01,920 What? No, morbid much? I was going to say grounded. 298 00:22:12,696 --> 00:22:16,300 something bad is coming. Something very bad, I'm afraid. 299 00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:20,805 Right, Mortimer. Like the time you thought the government 300 00:22:20,837 --> 00:22:22,473 hid cameras on your farm to 301 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:26,478 learn your secret organic growing techniques. 302 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:29,580 No... this is not like that. 303 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:32,784 More like the time you thought genetically-enhanced Emus were 304 00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:35,753 breeding unchecked in the hollow outside your property? 305 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:38,355 Yes! Thank you, Sheriff. This is much more along 306 00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:40,090 that kinda line, Right, Duncan? 307 00:22:41,491 --> 00:22:47,932 These two, do not need your encouragement. 308 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:51,970 Well... Good morning, everyone... 309 00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:59,510 Could you deal with those old fools, please, Deputy Marcus. 310 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,913 Happy to. Could you Old fools give me 311 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,047 just one moment? 312 00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:04,115 Certainly. 313 00:23:04,147 --> 00:23:05,416 By all means, Deputy. 314 00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:08,952 Sheriff fanning the flames again? 315 00:23:08,986 --> 00:23:10,889 Of course... 316 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,858 Well, you know how he loves a good campfire story. 317 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:20,865 So... Mortimer, Duncan... Evans 318 00:23:20,897 --> 00:23:23,367 Deputy, this is a legitimate concern. 319 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:24,936 There's something going on in those woods. 320 00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:26,770 Has been for years. 321 00:23:26,804 --> 00:23:27,639 Decades! 322 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,073 Decades and years! 323 00:23:29,105 --> 00:23:30,375 Exactly! 324 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,445 Sorry... what exactly is the point, here? 325 00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,980 Do you know what tonight is, Deputy? 326 00:23:36,012 --> 00:23:38,415 The night before I get to sleep in. 327 00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:43,922 Tonight is the anniversary of the the Jail House Massacre. 328 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,826 Real quick... do we feel that "massacre" 329 00:23:48,859 --> 00:23:50,494 is a bit strong of a strong word? 330 00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:52,663 It was just that one small family. 331 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,900 the youngest boy did. Survive... 332 00:23:55,932 --> 00:23:58,603 See. Three deaths. I mean, I don't know the textbook minimum 333 00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:01,605 for a massacre, but it's got to be closer to... seven? 334 00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:04,475 They did once hang people in those cells, deputy. 335 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:08,413 They hung one person Mortimer. So... "people"... 336 00:24:08,445 --> 00:24:09,880 little bit of an exaggeration. 337 00:24:09,913 --> 00:24:10,949 "Person." More accurate. 338 00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:12,951 Don't go throwing facts around, deputy... 339 00:24:12,983 --> 00:24:14,651 we're talking folklore here. 340 00:24:14,684 --> 00:24:16,753 That's right. Ain't that right Duncan? 341 00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:22,759 It was a night... just like tonight... 342 00:24:22,792 --> 00:24:24,661 There was a moon... 343 00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:28,098 No! 344 00:24:28,132 --> 00:24:33,672 No, no. I am not listening to this again. 345 00:24:35,071 --> 00:24:37,074 Go on... 346 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:43,714 The sheriff and deputy Marcus will be sure to prevent 347 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,116 any further massacres. In fact 348 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:49,187 We'll make that official sheriff-policy each and 349 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:53,124 every full moon. Will that satisfy you, gentleman? 350 00:24:53,156 --> 00:24:54,759 I just want to make sure that he understands 351 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,660 how serious the situation is... 352 00:24:58,261 --> 00:25:00,764 You're a deplorable man, Sheriff. 353 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,034 Come on, Arielle. That's the charm of sheriffing. 354 00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:05,502 Townsfolk with their crazy stories that we 355 00:25:05,536 --> 00:25:06,871 can't to take seriously. 356 00:25:06,903 --> 00:25:10,741 Was it just me, or did they seem particularly spirited today? 357 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:15,146 Villagers are restless with rumors, Deputy. 358 00:25:15,179 --> 00:25:16,614 What's this? 359 00:25:16,646 --> 00:25:19,516 Missing person reports. A brother and sister 360 00:25:19,549 --> 00:25:21,952 out of Greenwood, and a local boy. 361 00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:26,658 Really? I mean... that's terrible, I hope they're ok. 362 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,794 How do we know they didn't just go back to Greenwood together. 363 00:25:29,826 --> 00:25:34,031 Brother's truck was left at the gin. They may have left with 364 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:37,168 other kids, but so far family hasn't heard from them... 365 00:25:37,201 --> 00:25:40,270 So... we have to investigate? 366 00:25:40,304 --> 00:25:42,874 Well before you get too worked up. Remember, a missing person 367 00:25:42,906 --> 00:25:45,710 isn't a missing person till they've been gone 48 hours. 368 00:25:45,742 --> 00:25:47,211 That's actually not true. 369 00:25:47,243 --> 00:25:49,112 24? 370 00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:50,615 Nope, just a movie myth. 371 00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,615 Is it? 372 00:25:51,648 --> 00:25:53,283 Yes, sheriff. 373 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:56,153 That's a good myth. We should make that a real rule. 374 00:25:56,186 --> 00:25:57,654 Sir, these are kids... 375 00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,557 No... they're teenagers... who are likely somewhere hung over, 376 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:02,859 or high, or on their way back from New Orleans 377 00:26:02,893 --> 00:26:04,662 with a bad tattoo. 378 00:26:04,694 --> 00:26:07,698 Well just to be proactive, maybe we should go out and do some of 379 00:26:07,731 --> 00:26:10,867 that sheriff stuff. Just to shake things up a bit. 380 00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:13,871 Alright Ellen, You are right. And if I was a prudent 381 00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:17,240 and efficient sheriff, when might I do all that? 382 00:26:17,273 --> 00:26:19,309 You'll have it done by the time you get back from wherever it is 383 00:26:19,343 --> 00:26:22,013 you're going right now. Which, you hope, is to take a shower. 384 00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:25,549 Spent the night working on the cabin. Almost got her done. 385 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:30,721 What? I'm serious... This time. She's going to be great. 386 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:34,959 The tall-tales get more and more outlandish every moment. 387 00:26:34,991 --> 00:26:37,961 Laugh it up. We'll see who has the laughing last when I'm 388 00:26:37,994 --> 00:26:40,998 living off the proverbial grid and you two are living on... 389 00:26:41,031 --> 00:26:44,234 the grid... Proverbially. 390 00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:46,837 Be sure to do whatever it is I'm supposed to do with 391 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:50,008 those reports. And don't worry, Marcus. Those 392 00:26:50,040 --> 00:27:01,653 kids will turn up... See ya! 393 00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:03,721 I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 394 00:27:03,753 --> 00:27:06,023 There never is. 395 00:27:08,858 --> 00:27:13,697 No, I'm serious. he gave up his spot!. I know, right? 396 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:17,769 Now I'm stuck there until who knows when, No one to talk to! 397 00:27:17,801 --> 00:27:18,802 Sounds like she's stuck hanging out with 398 00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:20,637 some real losers tonight. 399 00:27:20,671 --> 00:27:21,872 She's just dramatic. 400 00:27:21,905 --> 00:27:27,744 Shakespeare is dramatic. Chase is just... loud. 401 00:27:27,778 --> 00:27:30,081 Because he is a silly, silly boy. 402 00:27:30,114 --> 00:27:32,383 She's always been loud. 403 00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:33,984 I didn't know you guys were friends. 404 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:40,124 What? Well. We aren't. Anymore. 405 00:27:40,156 --> 00:27:41,925 What happened? 406 00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:45,897 High school. 407 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,632 You sure you're bringing enough books? 408 00:27:47,664 --> 00:27:49,366 Just figured I'd get some studying knocked out. 409 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:54,105 Gonna be a long night. Not bringing anything? 410 00:27:54,137 --> 00:27:56,206 Just my sense of adventure. 411 00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:02,145 Hey, Crystal... you're a girl... 412 00:28:02,179 --> 00:28:04,148 Look who paid attention in sex ed... 413 00:28:04,181 --> 00:28:08,352 What's the best present a guy ever gave you? 414 00:28:08,384 --> 00:28:12,089 That's easy, actually. Last year, when I was on 415 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,792 paper staff, I got this. 416 00:28:14,825 --> 00:28:16,027 A pen? 417 00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:19,396 It's a really nice pen! 418 00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:23,101 Romantic... wait, did you get this from Mr. Neiman? 419 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:25,670 The english teacher?! You and him... 420 00:28:25,702 --> 00:28:31,675 What? No! God Donny, thats disgusting. He's a teacher. 421 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:32,744 You asked me what the best present 422 00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:34,378 I ever got from a guy was. And this is it. 423 00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:40,384 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It's a nice pen. 424 00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:42,052 It's useful! 425 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,926 So what'd you get for Chase? 426 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,997 What? Nothing. I was just... making conversation. 427 00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:54,898 Really? 'Cus you know If you want, I can ask again louder! 428 00:28:54,932 --> 00:28:57,402 Okay! Jeez! Just keep it down, all right? 429 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,042 It's real silver. 430 00:29:06,076 --> 00:29:08,312 Nice? 431 00:29:08,345 --> 00:29:11,915 Sure it's not for you? 432 00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:15,787 It's meant to represent my name. So that, I'll always 433 00:29:15,819 --> 00:29:16,987 be close to her heart. And her... 434 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:20,057 No! That's not egocentric at all... 435 00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:21,725 The jewelry store was out of "C"s! I was in a rush! 436 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,060 I panicked. 437 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,461 Panic and egotism? You know that's the one-two punch 438 00:29:24,494 --> 00:29:26,296 to make a girl all weak in the knees. 439 00:29:30,366 --> 00:29:31,802 I like it. 440 00:29:34,371 --> 00:29:36,875 All right, prisoners. Fall in! 441 00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:31,162 Here we are, kids, the oldest standing jail in the state. 442 00:30:31,194 --> 00:30:34,865 Closed for decades, recently refurbished, and graciously on 443 00:30:34,898 --> 00:30:37,434 loan for all our fund-raising needs. 444 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:40,337 You know that's the problem with traditional fund-raisers 445 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,107 Not creepy enough. 446 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,178 There's your creepy. 447 00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:51,615 Excellent. 448 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:55,219 Seriously? There are still places we 449 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:56,921 can't get bars on our cells?! 450 00:30:56,953 --> 00:30:59,823 Don't worry, Chase. You'll have plenty of "cell-bars" 451 00:30:59,856 --> 00:31:03,994 tonight. If you follow my... You know the cells... 452 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:08,432 with the... bars? Right... so. The Marion 453 00:31:08,464 --> 00:31:12,602 Country Jail house. Built around the turn of the 454 00:31:12,635 --> 00:31:15,472 century it was originally intended as a small 455 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:18,342 slaughterhouse for pigs and chickens, 456 00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:20,944 but the livestock proved difficult to protect from 457 00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:28,552 local predators. Thankfully the design converted easily to... 458 00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:35,960 Right, history's boring. I'll follow you guys into the-yeah, good. 459 00:31:54,278 --> 00:31:58,348 And this would be the "minimum security" wing? 460 00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:02,420 This is the "house" part. Jails used to be owned and run by 461 00:32:02,452 --> 00:32:06,589 regular families. Like a bed and breakfast. With bars. 462 00:32:06,623 --> 00:32:09,527 That's right. Hence the term "jail house" or "big house." 463 00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:11,628 Hurry. we gotta get you kids locked up so 464 00:32:11,662 --> 00:32:13,331 we can keep things moving... 465 00:32:48,664 --> 00:32:50,734 You can't be serious... 466 00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:09,353 I'd rather sleep in the creepy forest. 467 00:33:09,385 --> 00:33:16,027 Feel free. See, this is why I wanted to do a car wash. 468 00:33:16,059 --> 00:33:18,995 In the middle of winter. Brilliant. 469 00:33:20,564 --> 00:33:26,403 So, each of these cells has its own "special charm." 470 00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:33,411 So we're not going to have... y'know, cell mates? 471 00:33:33,443 --> 00:33:36,513 No, lucky for you kids, there are exactly three fully 472 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:40,050 refurbished... well, partially refurbished... 473 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,086 well three usable cells. 474 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:55,266 Donny, you get the 'deluxe' cell... Indoor plumbing! 475 00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:59,502 Don't get excited. I'm not sure that it works. 476 00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:01,038 I'll try to contain myself. 477 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:07,778 Please do. And you, Chase... 478 00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:10,447 What's with the caution tape? 479 00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:14,385 Right, well. This cell never did get any indoor plumbing, so some 480 00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:19,457 of the floorboards are a little rotten due to... water damage. 481 00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:23,159 Water...? Hell no. 482 00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:23,794 Is that a rat? 483 00:34:23,827 --> 00:34:25,329 My God where?! 484 00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:29,732 Don't worry, they'll stay out of your cell... 485 00:34:29,766 --> 00:34:32,369 I think the smell bothers them. 486 00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:36,541 Frickin car wash was a better idea... 487 00:34:40,277 --> 00:34:43,114 Now, Crystal... you get the vintage cell! 488 00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:44,280 Vintage? 489 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,349 No renovations, no damage... 490 00:34:47,717 --> 00:34:49,486 They wanted to preserve the death cell 491 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:51,222 just as it's always been. 492 00:34:53,789 --> 00:34:55,425 Death cell? 493 00:35:15,244 --> 00:35:16,813 Did you lose something Mr. Howell? 494 00:35:16,847 --> 00:35:20,284 No I just thought I had three locks on me. 495 00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,719 I'll be right back. 496 00:35:35,898 --> 00:35:38,536 Aren't you supposed to be chaperoning us? 497 00:35:38,568 --> 00:35:41,804 Right, well. I'll be back in a moment, in the meanwhile, 498 00:35:41,838 --> 00:35:44,475 don't destroy any public property, touch anyone of the 499 00:35:44,507 --> 00:35:46,743 opposite sex, or die. 500 00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:54,251 Well, there go my best options. 501 00:35:57,253 --> 00:35:59,355 Don't worry, Donny. If you want to go and die, 502 00:35:59,389 --> 00:36:01,125 I promise not to tell. 503 00:36:01,157 --> 00:36:03,193 Yeah, You'd just go grab the first rich, stupidly good... 504 00:36:03,226 --> 00:36:04,894 looking point guard you could find to take my place. 505 00:36:04,927 --> 00:36:07,630 Please, Donny. That's not what happened... 506 00:36:07,664 --> 00:36:09,366 So he wasn't the first... 507 00:36:09,398 --> 00:36:12,202 My gosh... do you guys really insist on 508 00:36:12,235 --> 00:36:14,371 re-hashing the entire tortured relationship... 509 00:36:14,403 --> 00:36:17,340 Relationship? We only dated for two weeks! 510 00:36:17,373 --> 00:36:18,741 18 days! 511 00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:21,711 And I wouldn't call it "dating." To go on dates, you need a car! 512 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:25,548 Why does it always come back to the car, you know I can't drive. 513 00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:28,152 Yes, Donny, I'm well aware of that fact, and believe it or 514 00:36:28,184 --> 00:36:30,320 not, I don't like it when your mother chaperones us... 515 00:36:30,353 --> 00:36:31,821 My mother is a nice lady! 516 00:36:31,855 --> 00:36:33,923 I agree, she's very nice... but that doesn't mean 517 00:36:33,956 --> 00:36:37,327 I want her to go take us to see like puppet shows or something. 518 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,395 Puppet shows? Is that what we did in our spare time? 519 00:36:39,429 --> 00:36:40,497 Watch puppet shows? 520 00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:41,932 Yes, I actually recall her taking us to a 521 00:36:41,965 --> 00:36:44,201 Children's Library one time, and it was the worst date 522 00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:45,268 I have ever been on. 523 00:36:45,302 --> 00:36:47,637 Okay, I get that. I get that. 524 00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:48,838 Yeah, I know you thought it was like romantic and like 525 00:36:48,871 --> 00:36:52,842 nostalgic, but that's not really want girls want. Surprise! 526 00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:54,845 Well I thought, maybe, hey "The Three Little Pigs." 527 00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:56,947 I said that could be her favorite book. 528 00:36:56,980 --> 00:37:00,818 Right! Right, SO unromantic, Donny. 529 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,452 You going to let me talk for a second? You gonna let me talk? 530 00:37:02,485 --> 00:37:03,686 Useful gift. 531 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,655 I was thinking that hey, maybe you could relate to one of those 532 00:37:05,688 --> 00:37:06,956 little pigs because they were friendly. 533 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:09,592 Well I was thinking that maybe you think of me as a pig. 534 00:37:09,626 --> 00:37:12,229 Okay, because that's what goes through a girl's mind when you 535 00:37:12,262 --> 00:37:14,198 bring her to go see the three little pigs with your mother! 536 00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:16,700 Ok so then what, you just find someone who can 537 00:37:16,733 --> 00:37:18,302 take you on his own time? 538 00:37:18,335 --> 00:37:19,836 Look Donny, I need someone who can take care of me, 539 00:37:19,869 --> 00:37:21,337 you clearly, can not do that. 540 00:37:21,371 --> 00:37:24,307 You get together with Marty freakin' Marshall, then? 541 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,478 Donny, if you mention that one more time, I swear to God 542 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:28,978 I'm going to scream... 543 00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:43,628 What's happening? 544 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:48,264 I don't know... part of the show? Trying to scare us...? 545 00:37:48,297 --> 00:37:52,669 No no way... he wouldn't... 546 00:37:52,702 --> 00:37:53,838 Chase? Are you okay? 547 00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:57,740 This isn't funny! I want out of here right now! 548 00:37:57,773 --> 00:37:59,009 Stay calm... I'm sure it's just... 549 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,815 What was that?! 550 00:38:13,923 --> 00:38:19,596 Mr. Howell? Is that you? 551 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:22,533 I think he's hurt... 552 00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:30,507 Mr. Howell? Are you hurt? 553 00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:35,346 Crystal you need to go check on him 554 00:38:35,378 --> 00:38:37,313 Crystal, he could be really hurt! You're the only 555 00:38:37,347 --> 00:38:37,981 one who could help him. 556 00:38:38,014 --> 00:38:42,819 Okay. I know... 557 00:39:16,119 --> 00:39:18,622 What is going on? 558 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,599 Chase! What is it? 559 00:39:38,942 --> 00:39:43,514 My door's not locked. My door's not locked! 560 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:48,684 Chase! You have to help her! Chase Can you help her?! 561 00:39:48,717 --> 00:39:50,587 Help me! 562 00:39:53,889 --> 00:39:54,991 Crystal! 563 00:40:12,976 --> 00:40:15,445 No, no, no! 564 00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:31,528 Crystal! 565 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:19,710 Chase! 566 00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:35,626 Come on! 567 00:41:52,242 --> 00:41:53,911 Death cell... 568 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,880 Crystal! 569 00:42:17,132 --> 00:42:18,768 Donny! 570 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:21,505 Guys? Is that you? 571 00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:23,472 Crystal? 572 00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:25,509 Yeah... I got Chase, too... 573 00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:28,045 How? 574 00:42:28,077 --> 00:42:30,547 Capital punishment and drunken prisoners with no 575 00:42:30,579 --> 00:42:32,583 bladder control! 576 00:42:32,615 --> 00:42:34,650 Right, can we get out? 577 00:42:34,684 --> 00:42:35,852 It looks like it. 578 00:42:35,885 --> 00:42:38,188 Great. 579 00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:46,829 Get me out of here? 580 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:54,938 Yeah. Yeah, ok. Stand back... Chase. 581 00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:01,310 Be careful. 582 00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:04,014 Take your time. 583 00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:08,818 But, you know... hurry. 584 00:43:11,286 --> 00:43:13,089 Damn it... 585 00:43:13,989 --> 00:43:17,260 I think they renovated too well... 586 00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:22,266 So... I'm stuck in here, 587 00:43:22,865 --> 00:43:27,737 -Can you see it? -Is it still here? 588 00:43:31,907 --> 00:43:41,884 It has to be... Either of you have a signal on your phone? 589 00:43:41,918 --> 00:43:43,621 Hold on... 590 00:43:47,757 --> 00:43:49,393 No... 591 00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:52,629 What? 592 00:43:52,661 --> 00:43:53,797 Check your phone. 593 00:43:53,829 --> 00:43:54,931 I didn't bring a phone. 594 00:43:54,963 --> 00:43:57,833 You didn't bring a phone? 595 00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:58,935 I didn't think I would need one. 596 00:43:58,967 --> 00:44:00,136 You seriously didn't bring a phone? 597 00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,338 Come on I didn't think we were gonna be 598 00:44:01,371 --> 00:44:02,739 eaten tonight! 599 00:44:02,773 --> 00:44:05,809 All right, well... there has to be a phone in the house, right? 600 00:44:05,842 --> 00:44:07,244 Is there a way out of where you are? 601 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:11,148 Yeah... But what if that thing is still out there? 602 00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:13,650 No way we go out there. Just... 603 00:44:13,682 --> 00:44:17,286 we'll just wait here. Mr. Howell will go get 604 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,923 help. I mean, He wouldn't just leave us here. 605 00:44:20,956 --> 00:44:22,692 What if he can't help us? 606 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,394 What do you mean? 607 00:44:24,427 --> 00:44:26,630 You heard him screaming, Chase. 608 00:44:26,663 --> 00:44:29,932 So... we heard you screaming too and you got away, 609 00:44:29,965 --> 00:44:31,867 maybe he got away. 610 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:35,137 Yeah. Maybe. 611 00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:38,007 Chase is right. Maybe he went for help. 612 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:39,977 We'll just have to wait for... 613 00:44:44,079 --> 00:44:45,248 what is that? 614 00:44:47,182 --> 00:44:48,719 What is what? 615 00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:49,753 Cameras. 616 00:44:51,954 --> 00:44:53,155 Cameras? 617 00:44:53,188 --> 00:44:54,423 A bunch of them. Like, 618 00:44:54,456 --> 00:44:57,027 surveillance cameras or something. 619 00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,932 There's one in my cell, too. 620 00:45:02,965 --> 00:45:04,400 Maybe... 621 00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:06,169 Maybe this is one of those shows... 622 00:45:06,202 --> 00:45:09,439 where they scare people as a prank! 623 00:45:09,472 --> 00:45:12,275 My God! 624 00:45:12,307 --> 00:45:13,677 If you were in on this, 625 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:16,012 I swear I will never forgive you ever! 626 00:45:18,914 --> 00:45:20,317 Stop being nuts. 627 00:45:20,349 --> 00:45:22,719 If it's a security camera, maybe someone is watching us. 628 00:45:22,751 --> 00:45:30,960 Hello! Hey! Hello! Hey! Help us! Can you see me!? Hello? 629 00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:34,932 Hello can you see us? Hello? 630 00:45:36,231 --> 00:45:39,001 Run for the door! 631 00:45:39,034 --> 00:45:40,036 Come on! 632 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:06,797 Ready? Go! 633 00:46:40,096 --> 00:46:41,398 Open the door! 634 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:42,164 We're trying... 635 00:46:42,197 --> 00:46:43,232 Help us! 636 00:47:41,023 --> 00:47:44,126 What. The Hell. Was that? 637 00:47:44,159 --> 00:47:46,228 I don't know. Bear? Escaped gorilla from the zoo? 638 00:47:46,262 --> 00:47:47,130 You know that's not it. 639 00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:48,231 I know, but you gotta say those 640 00:47:48,264 --> 00:47:52,236 things. When you say "monster", you just sound crazy. 641 00:47:53,202 --> 00:47:54,504 Be careful! 642 00:47:54,536 --> 00:47:58,207 Relax. I'm just taking a peek. Maybe we can find a way to... 643 00:48:02,478 --> 00:48:04,548 signal for help... 644 00:48:05,581 --> 00:48:07,384 What kind of room is this? And What is that? 645 00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:13,389 Is it a phone? 646 00:48:13,422 --> 00:48:16,292 Some kind of... security room? 647 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:17,927 It is a jail. Makes sense. 648 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,096 It doesn't make any sense. It's not a working jail... 649 00:48:20,128 --> 00:48:21,998 Who cares? See if it has facebook. 650 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:24,900 Right, maybe we can update our status to "help". 651 00:48:24,934 --> 00:48:28,972 Right! How do you close this... 652 00:48:29,005 --> 00:48:31,942 God, I don't care! Just get on facebook, you piece of... 653 00:48:33,009 --> 00:48:34,978 That's right outside the door. 654 00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:40,450 Damn it, stop! Go away! 655 00:48:40,483 --> 00:48:42,485 I'd really rather come in there. Please. 656 00:48:42,518 --> 00:48:44,554 Mr. Howell! 657 00:48:44,586 --> 00:48:46,889 Quickly! 658 00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:50,359 Hold on... it's like Fort Knox in here... 659 00:48:50,393 --> 00:48:52,561 Careful... 660 00:48:52,594 --> 00:48:54,563 My God, are you okay? 661 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:59,235 Yes... yes, I'm fine. God, you should all still 662 00:48:59,268 --> 00:49:01,338 be in your cells. This is all wrong... 663 00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:02,905 We thought you were dead! 664 00:49:02,938 --> 00:49:07,242 Yes. So did I. But I'm fine. And you're all fine. 665 00:49:07,275 --> 00:49:09,478 So as long as we all just stay calm. 666 00:49:09,512 --> 00:49:12,182 We should be safe in here. 667 00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:13,483 What was that out there? 668 00:49:13,516 --> 00:49:15,519 I'll be happy to show you Donny, I... 669 00:49:16,619 --> 00:49:19,456 Did any of you touch this computer? 670 00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:22,192 We were going to try to get help... 671 00:49:22,224 --> 00:49:24,393 You didn't click anything? Didn't close anything? 672 00:49:24,427 --> 00:49:27,230 We tried to get on facebook... 673 00:49:27,262 --> 00:49:28,331 No, no, no, no... 674 00:49:28,364 --> 00:49:32,068 What did you do? What did you 675 00:49:32,101 --> 00:49:34,037 exactly do? 676 00:49:34,070 --> 00:49:35,605 Nothing! I closed the program... 677 00:49:35,637 --> 00:49:36,438 Did you save it? 678 00:49:36,472 --> 00:49:37,073 I don't know! I... 679 00:49:37,106 --> 00:49:40,310 No! Dammit! 680 00:49:40,342 --> 00:49:41,277 This is going to sound crazy, 681 00:49:41,309 --> 00:49:42,512 but I don't think we should be in here. 682 00:49:42,545 --> 00:49:45,115 You'd rather be out there with that thing? 683 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:47,283 I don't think it's out there anymore. 684 00:49:47,315 --> 00:49:49,385 Mr. Howell disappears. That thing shows up. 685 00:49:49,418 --> 00:49:51,320 Ok that thing disappears, Mr. Howell shows up. 686 00:49:51,353 --> 00:49:52,388 That doesn't mean anything! 687 00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:53,389 Just hear me out... 688 00:49:53,422 --> 00:49:55,357 Back up not found! 689 00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:58,193 You are in a beautiful scenic shopping mall. 690 00:49:58,226 --> 00:50:00,329 It's a full moon, that thing let me go because 691 00:50:00,362 --> 00:50:02,464 I stabbed its hand with silver... 692 00:50:02,498 --> 00:50:07,570 Will you kids please just shut up for one second! 693 00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:10,407 No, it's ok, I can fix this, I can fix this. 694 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,242 Mr. Howell, what happened to your hand? 695 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:15,512 What? Slammed it in door of the car. 696 00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:17,012 The car? 697 00:50:17,045 --> 00:50:20,115 Yes. The car. The beast attacked me I hid in the car. 698 00:50:20,148 --> 00:50:22,317 I popped in the back seat I hid in the trunk. 699 00:50:22,351 --> 00:50:23,318 What do you doing? 700 00:50:23,351 --> 00:50:25,187 Go! 701 00:50:25,221 --> 00:50:27,690 Wait! Wait, Wait! 702 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:30,427 You'll ruin everything! 703 00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:37,634 Go, go, go!. Go, go! 704 00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:55,052 Wait for me! 705 00:51:13,735 --> 00:51:17,440 Wait! Someone tell me why we are in the woods?! 706 00:51:17,472 --> 00:51:20,043 Chase... stop and think about what is going on for a second. 707 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:21,443 I have no idea what's going on! 708 00:51:21,476 --> 00:51:22,377 Chase... 709 00:51:22,411 --> 00:51:23,179 Don't slap me! 710 00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:24,313 Then stop freaking out! 711 00:51:24,347 --> 00:51:25,649 I'm not freaking out... 712 00:51:25,681 --> 00:51:28,083 You are totally freaking out... just like at your fourth 713 00:51:28,117 --> 00:51:29,486 grade birthday party, when your parents had the 714 00:51:29,518 --> 00:51:30,352 guy in the mouse suit... 715 00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:31,554 Shut up about the mouse suit! 716 00:51:31,586 --> 00:51:34,389 Guys! Focus! Silver, full moon, big, hairy. 717 00:51:34,422 --> 00:51:36,492 We're talking about a werewolf here. 718 00:51:36,525 --> 00:51:39,161 Not helping with the freaking out! 719 00:51:39,195 --> 00:51:43,666 Look, if we admit we're dealing with a werewolf, we can make a 720 00:51:43,699 --> 00:51:47,269 plan! Now, what do we know about werewolves? 721 00:51:47,302 --> 00:51:50,272 Ok right, also known as a lycanthrope, or 722 00:51:50,306 --> 00:51:52,775 loup-garou in French. Primarily appears in 723 00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:54,643 European folklore, but sometimes in Greek 724 00:51:54,677 --> 00:51:57,579 mythology, the story of Lycan, who I believe 725 00:51:57,612 --> 00:51:59,781 turned into a wolf as a result of 726 00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:03,787 eating human flesh. 727 00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:07,891 I could be a little fuzzy on that point. 728 00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:11,226 Why would anyone know so much useless information? 729 00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:13,630 Not all of us can get by on a C-average and the ability 730 00:52:13,663 --> 00:52:15,831 to stack ourselves into a human pyramid every night. 731 00:52:15,864 --> 00:52:18,200 Some of us have to read. 732 00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:19,802 You know, I got an A in physics. 733 00:52:19,835 --> 00:52:21,204 Your mom's the physics teacher! 734 00:52:21,237 --> 00:52:22,739 She doesn't give me special treatment. 735 00:52:22,771 --> 00:52:27,342 Okay, stop. Werewolves. Only a few things can hurt it, right? 736 00:52:27,376 --> 00:52:35,318 Right. Like silver bullets. Silver-silver can hurt it. 737 00:52:35,351 --> 00:52:38,121 Do we have any silver? 738 00:52:38,153 --> 00:52:41,257 Only a little... What else? 739 00:52:41,289 --> 00:52:44,594 I don't know... fire maybe? 740 00:52:44,626 --> 00:52:47,496 Start a forest fire. Great idea. 741 00:52:47,530 --> 00:52:48,865 Should we gather dry twigs? Because 742 00:52:48,898 --> 00:52:50,666 I think I saw some over there by the other completely 743 00:52:50,699 --> 00:52:52,234 useless information you are giving us. 744 00:52:52,268 --> 00:52:54,804 Look, the moon is covered. So all we have to do is 745 00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:55,838 wait it out 'til morning. 746 00:52:55,871 --> 00:52:57,539 I'm not sure about this plan... 747 00:52:57,572 --> 00:53:01,277 Do you guys hear that? 748 00:53:01,309 --> 00:53:06,583 God, is it Mr. Howell? 749 00:53:06,615 --> 00:53:09,885 I think it's... Jimmy Buffett? 750 00:53:09,918 --> 00:53:12,387 It's pronounced "buffet." 751 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,223 I don't think anyone's ever been eaten alive 752 00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:15,858 while listening to Jimmy Buffett. 753 00:53:15,891 --> 00:53:20,430 "Buffet." You sound like a moron when you say it like that. 754 00:53:25,967 --> 00:53:27,170 Should we knock? 755 00:53:27,202 --> 00:53:28,237 I don't know. We have no... 756 00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:30,840 Hello? Hey! Hello? 757 00:53:30,873 --> 00:53:32,641 Guess we're knocking. 758 00:53:32,675 --> 00:53:35,711 Children in peril out here! 759 00:53:35,744 --> 00:53:36,612 Hey! 760 00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:37,547 I don't think anyone's in there. 761 00:53:37,579 --> 00:53:38,914 Anyone alive, at least. 762 00:53:38,947 --> 00:53:42,551 Why do you feel the need to keep saying things like that? 763 00:53:44,987 --> 00:53:48,458 Hey. Let's check the truck, ok? Maybe 764 00:53:48,490 --> 00:53:49,559 we can just get the hell out of here. 765 00:53:50,525 --> 00:53:52,228 I'd have listened to the girl. That would've 766 00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,563 just been vandalism. Now Grand Theft Auto? 767 00:53:54,597 --> 00:53:56,332 That's serious. 768 00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:58,400 'Specially if it's the Sheriff's truck. 769 00:53:58,434 --> 00:53:59,669 Thank God... 770 00:53:59,702 --> 00:54:01,271 Sorry I couldn't answer the door, 771 00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:04,374 plumbing doesnt work if you catch my drift. 772 00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:05,908 Sheriff! We think someone's chasing us... 773 00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:08,410 Hold on son... What happened to your hand? 774 00:54:08,443 --> 00:54:09,911 Our teacher tried to eat us... 775 00:54:09,945 --> 00:54:12,882 Warn us that an animal might eat us... 776 00:54:12,914 --> 00:54:13,548 And it did. 777 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,884 Well, it tried. 778 00:54:20,556 --> 00:54:25,295 Well then, let's not stand around out here like a buffet. 779 00:54:25,327 --> 00:54:28,731 Let's get you kids someplace safe, ok? 780 00:54:30,365 --> 00:54:33,335 "Safe" like, "inside" maybe? 781 00:54:33,369 --> 00:54:34,836 You wouldn't like it in there. First, 782 00:54:34,869 --> 00:54:40,909 no plumbing, second, no back wall. 783 00:54:40,943 --> 00:54:43,713 I just gotta grab my stuff, and we can head into town. 784 00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:46,014 We don't have time for this! 785 00:54:46,047 --> 00:54:48,650 Can't leave this lying out in the woods with you kids 786 00:54:48,684 --> 00:54:50,952 running around, anybody else out here with you tonight? 787 00:54:50,985 --> 00:54:53,623 Just our teacher. But he's... back at the jail. 788 00:54:53,655 --> 00:54:54,523 Hopefully. 789 00:54:54,556 --> 00:54:56,291 What You were the lock-in kids? 790 00:54:56,324 --> 00:54:58,327 Unfortunately... 791 00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,895 Well good for you, gettin' outta early. 792 00:54:59,929 --> 00:55:02,532 I wouldn't want to run into Alexander Drake. 793 00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:05,033 Who? 794 00:55:05,067 --> 00:55:08,972 Alexander Drake? Y'know, the ghost that haunts... 795 00:55:11,340 --> 00:55:14,977 don't you kids appreciate a good campfire story anymore? 796 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,880 Alexander Drake's the reason that jail's closed. 797 00:55:17,913 --> 00:55:19,481 Back when that was a working jail, 798 00:55:19,514 --> 00:55:21,650 town was still pretty sleepy. 799 00:55:21,684 --> 00:55:24,987 Not really any crime, just drunk and disorderly cases 800 00:55:25,019 --> 00:55:29,425 mostly. no one ever really dangerous. Not until old 801 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:31,927 Alexander Drake. He was linked to a string of murders 802 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:37,532 all across the state. Old Drake, he was a biter. 803 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,568 Jailor's kid nearly lost his finger 804 00:55:39,601 --> 00:55:42,438 trying to pass him his dinner. Gimme a sec. 805 00:55:43,838 --> 00:55:47,376 Don't touch the truck. 806 00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:51,947 Marcus, are you out there at the gin? 807 00:55:54,983 --> 00:55:56,952 So how are we supposed to get in? 808 00:55:56,985 --> 00:55:59,087 I don't know, I can clear the front? 809 00:55:59,121 --> 00:56:01,423 Go clear out the cabin and we can fit in there. 810 00:56:01,456 --> 00:56:02,525 Teenagers out here at the cabin. I'm gonna 811 00:56:02,557 --> 00:56:04,826 run 'em on into town. Listen. Might be nothing, 812 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:06,796 but you see any kids out there, 813 00:56:06,829 --> 00:56:09,664 send 'em on home, okay? Thanks. 814 00:56:09,697 --> 00:56:12,534 Hey, hey, that's stuck. Someone's gotta 815 00:56:12,568 --> 00:56:14,403 ride in the back... 816 00:56:14,436 --> 00:56:16,905 Anyway, Drake was scheduled to ship off to the 817 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:20,108 state correctional facility. 818 00:56:20,141 --> 00:56:23,879 But the morning of the transport, 819 00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:28,016 when the police showed up, the jailor and his whole family 820 00:56:28,050 --> 00:56:34,524 all gone. Nothing but shredded clothes, and blood everywhere. 821 00:56:34,556 --> 00:56:41,430 All gone but the youngest boy, who they found hunkered down 822 00:56:41,463 --> 00:56:45,668 in the hayloft under the cells. Scared, tired, beat up. 823 00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:47,702 But still alive. And ole, Drake... 824 00:56:47,735 --> 00:56:51,007 he was still locked in his cell, ranting like a 825 00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:55,710 madman. Swore it was some kind of wild animal done it. 826 00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:58,648 Well, he never made it to trial. 827 00:56:58,681 --> 00:57:00,883 They hung him right there in his cell. 828 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:03,887 Death Cell... 829 00:57:05,019 --> 00:57:09,525 Anyway after that, the state closed down the jail 830 00:57:09,557 --> 00:57:12,161 and old Joshua Howell, he got shipped off 831 00:57:12,193 --> 00:57:13,628 to the children's home. 832 00:57:13,661 --> 00:57:15,097 Joshua Howell? 833 00:57:19,534 --> 00:57:20,735 Quiet! 834 00:57:20,769 --> 00:57:22,605 Please shoot it a lot. 835 00:57:22,637 --> 00:57:25,040 You gotta let go of my arm first. 836 00:57:26,442 --> 00:57:28,811 Take these. Get in the truck. Close the doors. 837 00:57:28,844 --> 00:57:30,079 What are you going to do? 838 00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:33,883 Sheriff stuff. Investigate. Don't worry. If anything 839 00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:35,751 happens, I got this big gun. 840 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:38,520 You have the keys, right? 841 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:40,021 I don't know how to drive! Do we have to keep 842 00:57:40,054 --> 00:57:40,989 bringing this up? 843 00:57:41,023 --> 00:57:43,059 Give me the damn keys... 844 00:57:49,197 --> 00:57:53,835 This is the Sheriff. If you're a hunter or a hiker with an 845 00:57:53,869 --> 00:57:56,706 injury, shout... so I can find you. 846 00:58:00,608 --> 00:58:02,878 You should... get in the front. 847 00:58:02,911 --> 00:58:05,547 No thats fine, I can ride in the back. 848 00:58:05,581 --> 00:58:08,117 No, no, I'm, ok here. 849 00:58:12,487 --> 00:58:16,091 If you're a psychopath with a chainsaw... in need of a 850 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:25,134 shooting... the shouting thing still stands. 851 00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:27,503 Maybe we can both fit... yeah... 852 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:30,139 Get in, get in. 853 00:58:31,974 --> 00:58:33,209 What are you doing? 854 00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:35,044 I'm going to check on the sheriff. 855 00:58:37,813 --> 00:58:39,481 Do you see anything? 856 00:58:39,514 --> 00:58:40,315 No. 857 00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:43,952 Go go go go go! 858 00:58:45,186 --> 00:58:46,755 Why aren't we going? 859 00:58:46,789 --> 00:58:47,857 I don't know how to drive stick! 860 00:58:47,889 --> 00:58:49,057 Are you serious? 861 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:51,159 You don't get to make fun of me! 862 00:58:51,193 --> 00:58:54,130 Go go go go go! 863 00:58:55,831 --> 00:58:57,099 Why aren't we moving? 864 00:58:57,132 --> 00:58:58,768 She doesn't know how to drive stick! 865 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,603 What kind of teenager can't drive? 866 00:59:00,635 --> 00:59:01,871 I know, it's nuts, right? 867 00:59:01,903 --> 00:59:03,539 Shut up! 868 00:59:07,943 --> 00:59:09,112 Woah! 869 00:59:12,981 --> 00:59:14,717 Shift up! Shift up! 870 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:16,619 I don't know how! 871 00:59:22,891 --> 00:59:23,960 Slam on the breaks! 872 00:59:23,992 --> 00:59:25,128 What? 873 00:59:29,164 --> 00:59:30,333 Do it! 874 01:00:10,606 --> 01:00:11,908 What are you doing? 875 01:00:16,844 --> 01:00:18,914 Buying you some time. 876 01:00:22,184 --> 01:00:24,754 Now no matter what you see or what you hear, 877 01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:28,189 you keep going. 878 01:00:28,222 --> 01:00:30,025 We're not going to just leave you here... 879 01:00:30,059 --> 01:00:40,103 Go no matter what! Go! Tell campfire stories about me! 880 01:00:44,206 --> 01:00:48,144 Should we go back? 881 01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:49,144 Keep going. 882 01:01:17,405 --> 01:01:19,342 Probably not a good Idea. 883 01:01:51,739 --> 01:01:55,110 Are you freaking kidding me? What in the name of all that's 884 01:01:55,143 --> 01:01:56,911 holy in the freaking world is the 885 01:01:56,945 --> 01:02:01,350 freaking deal damn freaking shit! 886 01:02:01,382 --> 01:02:02,884 No, you're right. 887 01:02:09,391 --> 01:02:14,363 Excellent! guys look! We're by the Gin'n'Smooch! 888 01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:15,364 Yes! 889 01:02:15,396 --> 01:02:16,431 Gin and "smooch?" 890 01:02:16,465 --> 01:02:18,367 Yeah. The old Cotton Gin. 891 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,202 Where kids go to park and do... stuff. 892 01:02:21,235 --> 01:02:23,071 What kind of stuff? 893 01:02:23,105 --> 01:02:25,173 Seriously? 894 01:02:26,175 --> 01:02:27,710 Come on... 895 01:02:27,742 --> 01:02:31,713 Wait, Crystal how do you know about the Gin & Smooch? 896 01:02:31,746 --> 01:02:33,782 Come on, does it matter, there's people... 897 01:02:34,882 --> 01:02:38,186 Seriously... guys... what kind of stuff? 898 01:02:42,224 --> 01:02:44,827 Thank God... come on... 899 01:02:49,264 --> 01:02:52,034 Hey... help us, please! There's something out... 900 01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:52,802 We gotta leave now! 901 01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:54,436 here. 902 01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:56,838 What? 903 01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:59,074 My Gosh, what? 904 01:02:59,106 --> 01:03:01,777 I know this car. 905 01:03:01,809 --> 01:03:03,344 What the hell do you assholes think you're doing? 906 01:03:03,378 --> 01:03:05,815 Marty. 907 01:03:05,847 --> 01:03:07,449 Chase? 908 01:03:08,382 --> 01:03:11,452 Are you freaking serious, Marty, do you have any idea 909 01:03:11,485 --> 01:03:13,188 what I have been through tonight?! 910 01:03:13,222 --> 01:03:14,256 Baby, I told you to call me when you got... 911 01:03:14,289 --> 01:03:15,357 Who is this tramp? 912 01:03:15,389 --> 01:03:18,259 Hi, I'm Chase, pleasure... 913 01:03:18,293 --> 01:03:20,362 Who is this tramp that you're making out with 914 01:03:20,394 --> 01:03:23,998 with while I'm out here being eaten? 915 01:03:24,032 --> 01:03:28,470 You brainless bastard dill hole horny little... No! 916 01:03:28,503 --> 01:03:35,144 I swear I hate you and I hate these woods and take me home 917 01:03:35,177 --> 01:03:41,017 right now, I'm serious, take me home... 918 01:03:45,554 --> 01:03:48,490 Get in the stupid car! 919 01:03:58,567 --> 01:04:01,469 Hey, Donny. Crystal. 920 01:04:01,503 --> 01:04:02,938 Charity... 921 01:04:02,971 --> 01:04:13,481 Hey, Charity. 922 01:04:13,514 --> 01:04:16,853 Jesus, what the hell did you guys do? 923 01:04:21,889 --> 01:04:24,192 Hi, there... Sorry to have to be the annoying law enforcement 924 01:04:24,226 --> 01:04:25,227 type, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask 925 01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:26,829 you minors to stop engaging in illicit activities 926 01:04:26,862 --> 01:04:28,264 and leave the premises immediately. 927 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:29,565 For your own safety, of course. 928 01:04:29,597 --> 01:04:31,099 Ma'am, we saw the Sheriff... 929 01:04:31,132 --> 01:04:32,367 The Sheriff? What are you talking about? 930 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,269 We were at his cabin earlier when he called you. 931 01:04:34,302 --> 01:04:35,036 Where is he now? 932 01:04:35,070 --> 01:04:36,105 We think he's dead, ma'am. 933 01:04:36,137 --> 01:04:37,505 What? 934 01:04:37,539 --> 01:04:39,074 Listen, he saved our lives... we were being attacked by... 935 01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:40,275 Something We think it might have... 936 01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:45,047 Shut up for a second. Marcus to Evans, you copy? 937 01:04:46,414 --> 01:04:48,284 Marcus to Evans, do you copy? 938 01:04:49,284 --> 01:04:51,586 That thing got him, ma'am. Please believe us. 939 01:04:51,619 --> 01:04:52,989 Marcus to dispatch, come in. 940 01:04:53,655 --> 01:04:55,324 Go ahead, Deputy. 941 01:04:55,356 --> 01:04:57,592 Has anyone heard from the Sheriff? 942 01:04:57,626 --> 01:05:01,096 He's off-duty, Deputy. Probably down at his shed. 943 01:05:01,128 --> 01:05:02,630 Alright look. Send someone to check on him, would you? 944 01:05:02,664 --> 01:05:05,968 Alright. I need someone tell me what is going on right now. 945 01:05:06,001 --> 01:05:07,403 Look officer, All I know is these three come 946 01:05:07,436 --> 01:05:09,071 running up to my car, they try to tear it up, 947 01:05:09,103 --> 01:05:10,505 like they were trying to car-jack it or something. 948 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:13,409 My God, really? Lie much about everything, Marty? 949 01:05:13,442 --> 01:05:15,010 No, wait, he's right. We're 950 01:05:15,043 --> 01:05:18,012 carjackers. Yeah. We're... 951 01:05:18,045 --> 01:05:20,415 grand theft auto! You have to take us to jail, right 952 01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:22,518 now. The new jail! Not the old jail! 953 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:24,953 Yes! And Marty, you two just park 954 01:05:24,987 --> 01:05:26,956 in the woods and look delicious. 955 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:28,590 Baby, I don't even know what that means! 956 01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:31,460 Come on listen we need to go somewhere now. 957 01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:33,528 Ok I need to know what happened to the Sheriff. 958 01:05:33,561 --> 01:05:36,498 Ok I know it sounds crazy but we were attacked by this-this... 959 01:05:36,530 --> 01:05:38,366 It's a werewolf. 960 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,934 Werewolf. 961 01:05:39,967 --> 01:05:41,502 Yeah and if we get in your car we could leave 962 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:43,137 and get the hell out of here and explain it later 963 01:05:43,170 --> 01:05:44,439 Look, if you guys have been drinking... 964 01:05:44,472 --> 01:05:46,240 We need to get into the gin right now. 965 01:05:46,273 --> 01:05:48,109 What? 966 01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:49,411 You guys been drinking gin? 967 01:05:49,443 --> 01:05:52,648 No no no, the cotton gin. We need to get in the gin 968 01:05:52,681 --> 01:05:53,983 right now before it sees us. 969 01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:57,052 It? 970 01:05:57,085 --> 01:06:03,092 Okay... let's get to the gin. Run! 971 01:06:42,364 --> 01:06:47,536 Finally, someplace safe and not at all scary... 972 01:06:47,568 --> 01:06:49,237 We need to get into those catwalks... 973 01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:52,508 best place to see that thing coming. 974 01:06:54,409 --> 01:06:56,378 You don't see this thing coming... 975 01:07:04,385 --> 01:07:08,456 God today sucks. 976 01:07:11,525 --> 01:07:13,328 Marcus to dispatch, do you copy? 977 01:07:14,061 --> 01:07:15,262 Go ahead Deputy. 978 01:07:15,297 --> 01:07:17,065 Need immediate assistance at the Abandoned Cotton Gin, 979 01:07:17,099 --> 01:07:18,700 possible wild animal. 980 01:07:18,733 --> 01:07:20,602 What kind of animal, deputy? 981 01:07:20,635 --> 01:07:22,371 Hairy. 982 01:07:22,403 --> 01:07:23,539 Scary. 983 01:07:23,572 --> 01:07:24,472 Pissed. 984 01:07:24,505 --> 01:07:27,742 large. Tell them "large." 985 01:07:27,775 --> 01:07:29,043 Copy, that. 986 01:07:29,077 --> 01:07:30,712 Bring appropriate guns. 987 01:07:30,744 --> 01:07:32,346 How long till they get here? 988 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:37,820 Not fast enough... Come on. Careful. 989 01:07:50,764 --> 01:07:52,667 This isn't going to keep it from getting up here. 990 01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:54,670 No, but it will slow it down. 991 01:07:54,702 --> 01:07:58,139 This will keep it from getting up here. 992 01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:38,546 Don't guess those are silver bullets? 993 01:08:42,283 --> 01:08:45,353 Okay! Enough! Loud! 994 01:08:45,386 --> 01:08:46,654 You're wasting your time, you can't kill it. 995 01:08:46,688 --> 01:08:48,222 I'm just trying to scare it off. 996 01:08:48,256 --> 01:08:50,159 That's exactly what it's trying to do. 997 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,694 No, Okay, wait wait, see I can explain. 998 01:08:52,726 --> 01:08:54,363 There's no need... we know all about it... 999 01:08:54,395 --> 01:08:56,731 You're the little boy, aren't you... 1000 01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:58,367 The one who survived the Alexander Drake 1001 01:08:58,399 --> 01:08:59,467 jail house massacre. 1002 01:08:59,501 --> 01:09:00,769 He bit you and now... 1003 01:09:00,801 --> 01:09:04,873 you're a werewolf! 1004 01:09:08,842 --> 01:09:12,280 I'm... I'm a what, now? 1005 01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:17,653 You're... a werewolf...? 1006 01:09:19,186 --> 01:09:21,289 Yeah. No. Not a werewolf. 1007 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:26,261 Believe it or not, no such thing. 1008 01:09:26,293 --> 01:09:29,131 But I stabbed it with my silver necklace and it hurt... it... 1009 01:09:29,163 --> 01:09:30,498 And the full moon... 1010 01:09:30,532 --> 01:09:32,734 It primarily hunts by the full moon and silver or no, 1011 01:09:32,766 --> 01:09:35,871 being stabbed hurts. 1012 01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:37,773 Then what is that thing? 1013 01:09:37,805 --> 01:09:43,511 That thing is your basic, adult North American Sasquatch. 1014 01:09:45,646 --> 01:09:49,917 Officer, would you please watch my... cover me, with your... 1015 01:09:49,951 --> 01:09:51,720 Don't let it eat me. Thank you. 1016 01:09:51,752 --> 01:09:53,087 A Sasquatch? 1017 01:09:53,121 --> 01:09:55,524 Commonly known as a "big foot"... characterized by its 1018 01:09:55,556 --> 01:09:57,759 isolated nature, its territorial aggression, 1019 01:09:57,792 --> 01:10:00,596 and, if anybody had actually paid attention... 1020 01:10:00,628 --> 01:10:03,297 its great big feet! 1021 01:10:03,331 --> 01:10:07,301 Hard to believe, I know. Nobody believed my Grandfather either. 1022 01:10:07,335 --> 01:10:09,871 He spent his entire life trying to convince people of 1023 01:10:09,904 --> 01:10:12,341 what he saw that night. 1024 01:10:12,373 --> 01:10:16,411 We spent years in these woods, trying to find proof. We'd find 1025 01:10:16,444 --> 01:10:19,615 hair. Prints. Nothing conclusive. 1026 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:22,417 But the evidence seemed to suggest that 1027 01:10:22,449 --> 01:10:24,853 the creature was territorial. 1028 01:10:24,886 --> 01:10:28,257 So I thought I might be able to lure it back to the jail 1029 01:10:28,289 --> 01:10:30,626 house given proper incentive. 1030 01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:34,195 I hoped it would show up during the renovations, 1031 01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:36,265 but it proved too shy. 1032 01:10:36,297 --> 01:10:37,898 Shy my ass... 1033 01:10:37,931 --> 01:10:39,166 You used us as bait. 1034 01:10:39,199 --> 01:10:42,304 I'm sorry. I honestly thought you would be safe 1035 01:10:42,337 --> 01:10:45,407 in those cells. It was a miscalculation. But now we've 1036 01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:47,942 antagonized the Beast, It's moved outside of it's 1037 01:10:47,975 --> 01:10:50,511 territory. now we have to capture it, or more 1038 01:10:50,545 --> 01:10:51,880 people could be killed. 1039 01:10:51,912 --> 01:10:53,247 Capture it how? 1040 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:54,283 Come over here. 1041 01:10:56,784 --> 01:10:59,354 Now... it stands here, right? When it leans 1042 01:10:59,386 --> 01:11:01,389 over to look into the cage, we activate 1043 01:11:01,422 --> 01:11:04,225 the chain, snare the Beast, and lower it into the 1044 01:11:04,259 --> 01:11:06,261 cage until the men with the tranqs arrive. 1045 01:11:06,293 --> 01:11:08,963 Ok, so how are we going to get it to look into the cage? 1046 01:11:08,997 --> 01:11:10,999 How many bullets do you have in your gun? 1047 01:11:11,032 --> 01:11:14,036 Well I fired three, so-Aahh! 1048 01:11:15,302 --> 01:11:18,306 I'm sorry... it's for science! 1049 01:11:19,506 --> 01:11:22,510 Don't worry, don't worry. There's a gate at the bottom 1050 01:11:22,543 --> 01:11:25,413 of the cage. Once we snare the Beast, we'll drag her out. 1051 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:26,914 You're insane. 1052 01:11:26,948 --> 01:11:28,617 I'm not insane... I'm committed. 1053 01:11:28,649 --> 01:11:30,418 You should be committed... 1054 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:33,722 You know, if some kids hadn't destroyed my video footage 1055 01:11:33,755 --> 01:11:36,324 and run from the "werewolf" we'd all still be 1056 01:11:36,358 --> 01:11:38,927 locked up safely in the jail cell right now! 1057 01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:56,778 Move, move! 1058 01:11:57,011 --> 01:11:59,348 You know it'll be up here in no time. 1059 01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:01,550 Then we need to find a way to get down there. 1060 01:12:01,582 --> 01:12:02,850 Come on we'll have to jump. 1061 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,824 No way. 1062 01:12:08,856 --> 01:12:21,869 Think of it as one of your fancy cheerleader moves. 1063 01:12:21,903 --> 01:12:27,007 Look at it! So emaciated, maybe diseased. 1064 01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:29,578 No wonder it's so aggressive. 1065 01:12:34,381 --> 01:12:36,585 Chase, chase come on, you will be fine. 1066 01:12:36,618 --> 01:12:38,487 Come on, you gotta get over here. 1067 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:50,599 I did not have to do this at cheer try outs. 1068 01:12:50,631 --> 01:12:52,533 I got you. I gotcha! 1069 01:13:00,908 --> 01:13:03,077 So Calculating! 1070 01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:08,449 Yeah It's only a matter of time before it... 1071 01:13:09,783 --> 01:13:13,020 Right. We should find a way... 1072 01:13:16,690 --> 01:13:18,126 right. Good work. 1073 01:13:29,570 --> 01:13:30,572 Are you okay? 1074 01:13:30,605 --> 01:13:31,972 I don't know... I think my arm is broke. 1075 01:13:32,006 --> 01:13:34,042 Can you open the grate? 1076 01:13:34,074 --> 01:13:35,143 It's locked. 1077 01:13:35,176 --> 01:13:36,378 Can you unlock it please? 1078 01:13:36,411 --> 01:13:39,614 Yeah... everyone look for a latch! 1079 01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:43,452 We can't find one, is it in there? 1080 01:13:43,484 --> 01:13:44,051 Why would it be in here?! 1081 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,320 I don't know! 1082 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:47,588 Excellent. Keep distracting it... I'll get the... 1083 01:13:47,622 --> 01:13:48,923 Shut up you crazy jackass! 1084 01:13:48,957 --> 01:13:50,659 Right... 1085 01:13:56,730 --> 01:13:58,500 Winch... winch... winch... 1086 01:14:20,121 --> 01:14:21,856 Damn it! 1087 01:14:47,715 --> 01:14:50,018 Holy shit. I can't believe that worked. 1088 01:14:52,787 --> 01:14:54,490 Found the latch. 1089 01:15:07,868 --> 01:15:09,670 Power... 1090 01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:20,582 Power! 1091 01:15:44,572 --> 01:15:45,840 What are you doing? 1092 01:15:45,873 --> 01:15:47,742 Don't worry... this isn't the first wild animal I've 1093 01:15:47,774 --> 01:15:51,979 handled... it knows I'm not going to hurt it... 1094 01:15:52,012 --> 01:16:01,789 It's magnificent, isn't it? The first live Sasquatch 1095 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:06,161 in captivity. I know we've both had a rough night... 1096 01:16:06,194 --> 01:16:10,131 but tomorrow, we'll be famous. 1097 01:16:10,163 --> 01:16:13,335 Mr. Howell I really don't think you should do that. 1098 01:16:14,569 --> 01:16:17,272 Where are you going? This is the biggest discovery 1099 01:16:17,305 --> 01:16:19,942 since the dinosaurs! 1100 01:16:23,877 --> 01:16:26,847 Tomorrow morning, this photograph is going to be 1101 01:16:26,881 --> 01:16:29,885 on the cover of every magazine in the world. 1102 01:16:51,639 --> 01:16:53,175 Crystal! 1103 01:16:58,779 --> 01:17:01,215 Crystal! 1104 01:17:09,056 --> 01:17:10,257 Chase, the gun! 1105 01:17:16,730 --> 01:17:19,867 Let go of my ex-boyfriend! 1106 01:17:48,895 --> 01:17:51,865 Up close it doesn't look anything like a werewolf. 1107 01:17:51,899 --> 01:17:57,773 No. Definitely a Sasquatch. 1108 01:18:01,042 --> 01:18:05,213 More like half-squatch... 1109 01:18:05,246 --> 01:18:08,750 I was going to say "tear-wolf"... 1110 01:18:08,783 --> 01:18:12,921 That would have been funny, too. 1111 01:18:12,953 --> 01:18:15,956 You guys are losers... 1112 01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:47,020 What's going on? You're eating up air with Doc George. 1113 01:18:47,054 --> 01:18:49,990 So a bunch of kids are going down to the gin'n'smooch 1114 01:18:50,024 --> 01:18:51,225 for a full moon party. 1115 01:18:51,259 --> 01:18:52,894 Why the hell would anyone go back out there? 1116 01:18:52,926 --> 01:18:55,028 I don't know. I guess because there's liquor 1117 01:18:55,061 --> 01:18:56,797 and a good chance you'll get lucky? 1118 01:18:56,831 --> 01:19:00,435 Seriously kids, stop bleep'in calling in, 1119 01:19:00,467 --> 01:19:02,903 you are making me stupid. 1120 01:19:04,238 --> 01:19:06,074 Y'know, I like this trip to the Gin n' Smooch better 1121 01:19:06,106 --> 01:19:07,207 than our last one. 1122 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,443 Good thing I have a car. 1123 01:19:09,777 --> 01:19:12,747 Geez, girls never let anything go do they? 1124 01:19:12,779 --> 01:19:15,884 Hey, Donny! You seen Chase? 1125 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,419 Haven't really been looking... 1126 01:19:18,452 --> 01:19:22,791 She's tutoring tonight. She's a total pedagogue now. 1127 01:19:22,823 --> 01:19:25,059 Sure-right... 1128 01:19:27,461 --> 01:19:29,164 You know he has no idea what that means. 1129 01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:33,135 I know. That's what makes it so satisfying. 1130 01:19:44,011 --> 01:19:47,148 That's a big foot. 1131 01:20:09,237 --> 01:20:10,904 It was a creature once thought to exist 1132 01:20:10,938 --> 01:20:13,807 only in myths and nightmares. 1133 01:20:13,841 --> 01:20:16,311 It burst from the woods of a sleepy 1134 01:20:16,344 --> 01:20:20,114 Mississippi town that may never sleep well again. 1135 01:20:20,146 --> 01:20:22,082 But while the world is focused on the monster 1136 01:20:22,115 --> 01:20:24,918 itself, it's easy to overlook the impact 1137 01:20:24,952 --> 01:20:28,856 This discovery has had on the people of Marion County. 1138 01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:32,193 I'm Earnest Henderson, join us now as we take a 1139 01:20:32,225 --> 01:20:35,295 closer look at some of the lesser known heroes 1140 01:20:35,328 --> 01:20:40,134 who played a large hand in bringing down a big foot. 1141 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:42,270 Here's Irene Moffit. 1142 01:20:42,302 --> 01:20:45,139 There's no nice way to put it. Mortimer Lefleur 1143 01:20:45,171 --> 01:20:48,909 is a conspiracy nut. The classic local back-woodsman 1144 01:20:48,943 --> 01:20:52,814 who always had an amazing story about lights in the sky, 1145 01:20:52,846 --> 01:20:56,149 ghosts in the attic or mysterious creatures 1146 01:20:56,182 --> 01:20:58,953 roaming through the woods that inevitable brought 1147 01:20:58,985 --> 01:21:00,320 laughs of skepticism. 1148 01:21:00,354 --> 01:21:03,191 I guess you want to know more about the Emus right? 1149 01:21:03,224 --> 01:21:05,426 You know, maybe later... 1150 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:10,364 But as the world now knows, Mortimer has had the last laugh. 1151 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:14,202 The Mississippi monster, the Southern Sasquatch, the 1152 01:21:14,234 --> 01:21:17,971 Marion Man Beast, the creature that once stalked these woods 1153 01:21:18,005 --> 01:21:21,376 has been given many nicknames, but Mortimer Lefleur long ago 1154 01:21:21,408 --> 01:21:26,146 had a name for the animal, that to date has been credited with 1155 01:21:26,180 --> 01:21:30,252 the disappearances and the deaths of nearly a dozen people. 1156 01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:34,255 I call it "The Bad Thing". or just Bad Thing, I don't always 1157 01:21:34,287 --> 01:21:38,225 say "The Bad Thing" because "The Bad Thing" sounds more formal 1158 01:21:38,259 --> 01:21:42,430 and I think that well, frankly, formality when addressing 1159 01:21:42,462 --> 01:21:45,899 a creature that is basically a, cold blooded killer, is 1160 01:21:45,932 --> 01:21:49,069 somewhat disrespectful to those people that were consumed 1161 01:21:49,103 --> 01:21:51,605 previously. 1162 01:21:51,639 --> 01:21:54,542 Actually, autopsies on the creature revealed that it did 1163 01:21:54,574 --> 01:21:58,578 not eat any of it's victims, in fact, they believe that it 1164 01:21:58,612 --> 01:22:01,015 was largely a vegetarian. 1165 01:22:01,047 --> 01:22:05,185 See now, that is just what it wanted you to think 1166 01:22:05,552 --> 01:22:07,988 The creature wanted us to believe that it didn't eat 1167 01:22:08,021 --> 01:22:09,090 people? 1168 01:22:09,122 --> 01:22:12,192 Yes! Exactly, Thank you. They are just waiting for 1169 01:22:12,225 --> 01:22:15,996 us to display them in our zoos, to, to... cart them 1170 01:22:16,029 --> 01:22:19,099 around to fairs, to take them to petting zoos or even breed 1171 01:22:19,132 --> 01:22:23,170 them like pets. Well then, that's when we'll discover 1172 01:22:23,203 --> 01:22:28,175 to late... that we have let the hen into the wolfhouse. 1173 01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,409 Mr. Lefleur... 1174 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,145 I meant to say the wolf into the henhouse. 1175 01:22:31,177 --> 01:22:32,246 Can I say that again? 1176 01:22:32,279 --> 01:22:33,381 Well, we're live so... 1177 01:22:33,413 --> 01:22:36,016 The Wolf into the henhouse! 1178 01:22:36,684 --> 01:22:41,088 Mr. Lefleur, it's been said that you were the first person 1179 01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:43,925 to raise awareness about the beast being in these woods, 1180 01:22:43,957 --> 01:22:46,193 now have you seen the monster before the first attack? 1181 01:22:46,226 --> 01:22:48,261 I don't know why you people always want to ask questions 1182 01:22:48,295 --> 01:22:50,664 about the bad thing. 1183 01:22:50,698 --> 01:22:52,467 You want me to ask you about the Emus don't you? 1184 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:57,404 Genetic Mutations! And an Abomination that if not stopped 1185 01:22:57,438 --> 01:23:00,440 will sweep across this great state like the black plague 1186 01:23:00,474 --> 01:23:02,443 through Europe, right Duncan? 1187 01:23:05,279 --> 01:23:09,050 The three teens who with the help of local law enforcement 1188 01:23:09,082 --> 01:23:11,418 trapped and killed the beast have become overnight 1189 01:23:11,452 --> 01:23:15,189 celebrities, with talks of a big budget movie already under 1190 01:23:15,221 --> 01:23:18,658 way. But there was another hero from the Sherriff's dept. 1191 01:23:18,692 --> 01:23:22,662 Involved that night. One whose story has not been told. 1192 01:23:22,695 --> 01:23:28,635 That is until... tonight. Don Wrightwood has story. 1193 01:23:28,668 --> 01:23:33,273 Erin Bachmer is a career law enforcement professional 1194 01:23:33,306 --> 01:23:36,309 But she's never carried a gun and she'snever made an 1195 01:23:36,342 --> 01:23:40,414 arrest and until that fateful winter Arielle Bach had 1196 01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:43,584 never saved a life. But that was before she received a radio 1197 01:23:43,617 --> 01:23:46,587 distress call from her co-worker and lifelong friend, 1198 01:23:46,619 --> 01:23:50,757 Deputy Ellen Marcus, Tell us about that fateful night... 1199 01:23:50,791 --> 01:23:53,628 Tell us about the distress call that forever changed your 1200 01:23:53,661 --> 01:23:57,731 life and the life of everyone here at Marion County. 1201 01:23:57,765 --> 01:24:04,172 Our office uses a central dispatching service 1202 01:24:04,204 --> 01:24:05,573 Go On. 1203 01:24:08,641 --> 01:24:14,548 I'm the office manager, I file and organize reports. 1204 01:24:14,582 --> 01:24:17,618 Radio communications come in and go out through a third party 1205 01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:20,654 service 1206 01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:23,291 There you were. Grossly untrained for this kind of 1207 01:24:23,323 --> 01:24:26,760 thing, unsure of what to do, the life of your friend and the 1208 01:24:26,793 --> 01:24:30,264 lives of three young children on the line, what was going through 1209 01:24:30,296 --> 01:24:32,099 your mind? 1210 01:24:32,132 --> 01:24:37,404 I remember thinking, "My God!" Why is deputy 1211 01:24:37,438 --> 01:24:42,342 Marcus calling me, the office manager, at my home... 1212 01:24:42,376 --> 01:24:44,744 On my personal phone, when she 1213 01:24:44,778 --> 01:24:48,216 should have been using her radio to call into 1214 01:24:48,248 --> 01:24:50,550 central dispatch, who has the 1215 01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:55,590 capability of dispatching the required services. 1216 01:24:55,622 --> 01:25:01,695 Centrally. Hence the name Central Dispatch. 1217 01:25:03,396 --> 01:25:06,833 It must have been very hard for you to deal with that. 1218 01:25:06,867 --> 01:25:09,503 Get out of my house. 1219 01:25:09,537 --> 01:25:10,605 I'm sorry? 1220 01:25:10,637 --> 01:25:16,376 And you were also wrong about my not carrying a gun. 1221 01:25:18,645 --> 01:25:20,782 I think we should leave... 1222 01:25:21,815 --> 01:25:24,152 Come On Let's go! 1223 01:25:24,185 --> 01:25:28,122 And abandoned jailhouse, a gruesomely murdered family. 1224 01:25:28,154 --> 01:25:31,625 And the restless spirit of a crazed criminal. These were 1225 01:25:31,658 --> 01:25:35,362 the elements of a decades old camp fire story inspired by 1226 01:25:35,395 --> 01:25:39,132 the creature, Duncan Toose is best known for recounting 1227 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:42,203 this local folktale... Hello Mr. Toose. 1228 01:25:42,235 --> 01:25:43,270 Hi. 1229 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:45,206 I understand you tell the most accurate and frankly 1230 01:25:45,238 --> 01:25:48,275 chilling version of the jail house massacre... 1231 01:25:49,476 --> 01:25:51,645 Would you mind sharing your account of that harrowing 1232 01:25:51,679 --> 01:25:53,914 incident. 1233 01:25:55,716 --> 01:26:02,390 It was a night, just like tonight. Moon was full 1234 01:26:02,823 --> 01:26:04,492 And out of the woods... 1235 01:26:04,524 --> 01:26:07,894 Mr. Toose, I'm very sorry we have to break in here, we 1236 01:26:07,927 --> 01:26:10,564 have live on the phone Sherriff Bran Evans, 1237 01:26:10,597 --> 01:26:11,765 Hi, Ernest. 1238 01:26:11,798 --> 01:26:13,801 Sherriff Evans, how did you manage to live through your 1239 01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:16,237 face to face showdown with the beast? 1240 01:26:16,270 --> 01:26:19,207 Well, to be honest, I think it was just a combination of 1241 01:26:19,239 --> 01:26:21,641 dumb luck and old fashioned playing opposum. 1242 01:26:21,675 --> 01:26:24,512 Amazing, well that clears everything up perfectly. 1243 01:26:24,545 --> 01:26:27,181 And I see no reason to ask any futher questions. 1244 01:26:27,213 --> 01:26:28,414 I appreciate it 1245 01:26:28,448 --> 01:26:31,952 Coming up after the break, Mr. Toose, your still with us... 1246 01:26:32,485 --> 01:26:35,323 Well Mr. Toose if your still willing, we'd very much like 1247 01:26:35,355 --> 01:26:39,393 for you to share with us your version of the legendary 1248 01:26:39,426 --> 01:26:43,731 jailhouse massacre. 1249 01:26:43,764 --> 01:26:51,838 It was a night, just like tonight, the moon was 1250 01:26:51,872 --> 01:26:56,644 the moon was full. And the monster come out of them 1251 01:26:56,676 --> 01:27:01,248 woods and attacked people! 1252 01:27:07,755 --> 01:27:10,891 That's it. 1253 01:27:11,930 --> 01:27:15,458 Subrip: Pix 94520

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