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We're on in five seconds.
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Four, three, two…
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Good morning. It's Friday.
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Glad you could join us.
I'm your host, Jeff Stelling,
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here with Chris Kamara
and George Cartrick.
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As we head into
the last weekend of the season,
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we have an update on
those rumors of change at West Ham United.
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But first, we turn our attention to
the championship
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and AFC Richmond, the club of
our former foulmouthed colleague…
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Roy Kent.
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The headline this morning is
the news that
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Ted Lasso left in the middle
of the Tottenham match this season
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not due to stomach problems,
but because of a panic attack.
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Lasso appears to be leaving?
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George?
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Lasso's clearly not fit to coach.
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Come on now, George.
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-Be compassionate.
-Come on. Come on, Jeff. Come on.
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Would Bill Shankly have
a panic attack, eh? Would Brian Clough?
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-Would Alex Ferguson have a panic attack?
-Be fair.
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No, of course he wouldn't. Look,
if your ship's being attacked, right?
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And you run to the bridge,
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you want to find
a captain whose brain works,
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not some big girl's blouse.
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I miss Roy.
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Hi, Ted.
Remember, the truth will set you free,
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but first it'll piss you off.
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I'm here if you want to talk.
Good luck this weekend.
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Hey, fellas.
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-Yeah.
-Good one.
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Morning, Susan.
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Are you all right, Ted?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Are you sure about that?
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Hey, Coach.
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Thank you.
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Hey, wanker.
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If my father had a panic attack
at Normandy,
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we'd all be speaking German.
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Yes, sir.
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Just do the work, pal.
You'll be all right.
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I assume you know
what that was all about, yeah?
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Nope.
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Those are lovely.
Who are they from?
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Edwin Akufo.
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"Sorry for your loss."
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That was thoughtful of him.
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He must've heard about
your father's passing.
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I've not finished. "But we will give Sam
a very good home in Casablanca."
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Still, nice gesture.
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So, Leslie, any rumblings
about which way Sam's leaning?
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Not a peep,
and I'm trying to play it chill.
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So whenever I see him in a hallway,
I just give him a cool nod.
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You know, like this.
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Oh, shit. That was cool.
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I know, right?
I saw it in a Denzel Washington movie,
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and I thought, "I'm taking that."
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Still, it's not looking great.
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Hey. What's the story, Paul Shorey?
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Ted.
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So sorry about the article, Ted.
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Oh, that's okay, Keeley.
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You know what they say.
No such thing as bad publicity, right?
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Although, I think they might've been
wrong about that one,
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which is a bummer 'cause they were spot on
with the beer before liquor thing.
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-Here you go, boss.
-Thank you, Ted.
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And you know that
you have our full support.
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I appreciate that.
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I still wish I could've done something
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before that dick Trent Crimm
posted the article.
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Oh, no, come on. Trent's a good guy.
He's just doing the gig.
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Well, don't worry. I'm gonna speak
directly to the owner of the paper
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and see who this anonymous source was.
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Nah, come on, no need.
Fact is, everything they said was true.
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And unlike Lieutenant Kaffee,
I actually can handle the truth.
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Well then, my advice is
no press until after the match.
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I agree.
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Concentrate on the task in hand,
beating Brentford.
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Yes, because if we lose, it will kill me.
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Please don't lose, Ted. I beg you.
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Hey, don't you worry, Hig Newton.
I'm on it like a bonnet.
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Oh, God. These taste like shit.
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Oh, yeah. Well, it was a rough night,
and I am now absolutely positive that
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I switched the salt and sugar.
I'm sorry about that.
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No, no, no.
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No, it's interesting.
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She's a sneaky, salty bitch.
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Like Heather Locklear
on Melrose Place, right?
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-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
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Right?
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-That's exactly how you'd describe her.
-Yeah.
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Oh, Heather.
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Hello.
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-I will not be safe out there.
-Hey.
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All right?
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Is Roy here?
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I don't hear any grunting.
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-Hey, morning.
-Morning, Nate.
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Is Roy here?
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No.
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You seen this?
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Yes. It's awful.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. It was awful.
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Yeah.
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Roy--
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Jamie's looking for you.
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Oh, is he?
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Oi!
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Tartt!
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Me?
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Through there? Yeah.
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Wait.
Can I just say something first?
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Yeah, okay. That's a good idea
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'cause when I'm done,
you won't have any teeth left,
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and you'll need them for the talking bit.
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Right. Yeah, okay.
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So, at Rebecca's dad's funeral,
I told Keeley that I still loved her.
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It was wrong,
and I shouldn't have done it,
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but I ain't used to being around
dead people.
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It just-- It did something to me,
emotionally, you know?
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But I still-- I shouldn't have done it,
and it was wrong,
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but I just need you to know that
I respect you,
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and I respect Keeley,
and I respect your relationship,
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and I will never ever do
anything like that ever again.
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Fuck!
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Sorry. I kind of froze
when you two came in here,
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and I just didn't know what to do.
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All right.
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Yeah, no, it definitely sounds
both helpful and compassionate.
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But I don't think that
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you moderating a session between
Coach Lasso and a celebrity psychiatrist
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is the best move right now.
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All his attention is on Brentford.
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Thank you very much.
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Fuck you, Piers Morgan.
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Holy fucking shit!
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Oh, my…
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Circle up!
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Thank you, Coach.
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Hey, fellas.
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Before we get started here,
I wanted to talk to y'all about
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the article you saw
in the paper this morning.
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Actually, y'all probably saw it
on your phones.
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I still get the paper, 'cause, well,
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you can't cut cartoons
out of a phone, right?
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Yeah, but you can screenshot them
and text them.
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That's copyright infringement, bruv.
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I hear you, Zoreaux,
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but you can't hang a screenshot
on a fridge either.
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My refrigerator has a television.
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I think I have the same one.
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-I bought it--
-The point is,
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y'all found out about something
from somewhere,
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when you should've found out about it
from me first.
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But I chose not to tell y'all,
and that was dumb.
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You know, fellas, we make a lot of choices
in our lives every single day,
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ranging from, "Am I really about to eat
something called Greek yogurt?"
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To, "Should I leave my family
and take a job halfway around the world?"
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Me choosing not to be forthright
with y'all, that was a bad choice.
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But I can't be wasting time
wishing for a do-over on all that.
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'Cause that ain't how choices work.
No, sir. No.
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That choice,
and my Chicago Bulls Starter jacket
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that I let Janelle Rhodes borrow
my sophomore year 'cause
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she spilled ketchup all over herself,
and it looked like she'd been shot,
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those are two things I ain't getting back.
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'Cause every choice is a chance, fellas.
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And I didn't give myself the chance
to build further trust with y'all.
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To quote the great UCLA college
basketball coach, John Obi-Wan Gandalf,
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"It is our choices, gentlemen,
that show what we truly are,
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far more than our abilities."
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Now, I hope y'all can forgive me
for what I've done.
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'Cause I sure as heck wouldn't want
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any of y'all to hold anything back
with me.
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-Nah, we got you, Coach. We got you.
-We got you, Coach.
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Yeah, no problem, gaffer.
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And when we sniff out the rat,
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permission to take socks full of soap
to their stomach and chest?
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We're gonna find 'em and fuck 'em up!
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-Yeah!
-We'll kill him!
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Follow the money!
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No, fellas, look. I'm gonna
nip that talk in the butt right now.
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It's "bud" not "butt," Coach.
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It is? 'Cause of flowers, right?
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Horticulture, baby!
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That makes more sense.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
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No, look, gentlemen. I want us to focus on
something a little bit more productive,
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like working on
Nate the Great's false nine.
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-How's that sound? Okay, good.
-Yes. Yeah.
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Okay, anybody got any questions
before we get started?
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-Yeah, I got one.
-Yeah, Jamie, what do you got?
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What are we gonna do
with that fucking thing there?
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Yeah, that's a good point. Okay.
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Well, tell you what,
let's all head to the north field,
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and if you guys hustle, that'll count as
our cardio for today, yeah?
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Scram! Whistle! Whistle!
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Come in.
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What's this?
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This is Mascot Idol: Semifinals.
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One of these two contestants will be
our new mascot.
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Will it be Macy Greyhound
or Tina Feyhound?
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Are they all from Barkingham Palace?
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Yep.
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Miss Campbell here runs the shelter.
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London's premier all-female dog breeder.
Suzi Campbell. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Huge fan.
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Oh, thanks.
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Huge fan.
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Thank you.
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Is now a bad time?
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No. Could you give us a minute, please?
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Sure.
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Wow.
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Nice to meet you.
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Something wrong?
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Actually, something is incredibly right.
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The money people that back Bantr,
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they wanna finance me opening
my own PR firm.
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Oh, my God!
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I know, right?
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I need some advice.
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I'm flattered that you came to me
instead of Ted or Roy.
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They're at training.
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Well, instead of Rebecca then.
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She's the one I'm afraid of telling.
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I'm happy to be on the list.
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I'm scared.
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Well, look. That is perfectly natural.
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It can be terrifying becoming a boss.
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No. I'm scared of telling
Rebecca I'm leaving.
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Oh, right. Because she's so intimidating.
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No. She's one of my best friends.
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Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
And you leaving would be
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a betrayal on a level
usually reserved for Greek mythology.
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No.
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I just-- I don't want to appear
like I'm not grateful
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for the amazing opportunity
she's given me here.
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Keeley, a good mentor
hopes you will move on.
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A great mentor knows you will.
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I like that.
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Yeah? Just made it up.
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Wow.
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I told Edwin Akufo I would give him
my answer after the match on Sunday.
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Does this mean
you've made a decision?
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I think so.
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Yes?
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I don't know.
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I'd be crazy not to go, right?
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Samuel, you're overthinking this. Relax.
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00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:26,468
Stop looking for the answer
and let the answer come to you.
251
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,805
If you open yourself to it,
the universe will give you a sign.
252
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,723
Daddy, with all due respect,
253
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:34,434
isn't this decision too important
to be left to the universe?
254
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:37,646
The universe
has always put me on the right path.
255
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:41,984
The universe told me to marry your mother
and to buy Bitcoin in 2009.
256
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,777
2009!
257
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658
Okay, Dad. I'll keep an eye out
for any messages from the universe.
258
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,287
-I love you.
-I love you.
259
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:28,030
This morning, Jamie apologized to me
for what he said to you at the funeral.
260
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,240
I didn't say anything.
261
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,327
I know. He said he did it on his own.
262
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,828
What did you do?
263
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,288
What do you think I did?
264
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,123
Punched him.
265
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,250
-Headbutted him.
-Keep going.
266
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,085
Did you murder him?
267
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,088
No. Worse. I fucking forgave him.
268
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,382
It's disgusting, innit?
269
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,802
No. I'm really proud of you.
270
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,554
I fully support that.
271
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,183
Wait. I've got some news too.
272
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144
For fuck's sake. Don't tell me Ted
tried to get off with you and all.
273
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,940
The VC that back Bantr,
274
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:08,569
they want to finance me
opening my own PR firm.
275
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:12,031
Holy fucking shit. That is huge.
276
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,578
You are a fucking CEO and shit.
That's amazing.
277
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,372
I know.
278
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,958
I love you so much.
279
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,883
Look at you. The boss.
280
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,554
Not gonna have time for me anymore.
281
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,222
Shut your pretty mouth.
282
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,478
Just need a second. It's Jane.
283
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,897
How's all that going?
284
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,732
We broke up.
285
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,360
We're back on.
286
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,530
Here you go, boys.
287
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,614
Thanks, Mae.
288
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:53,699
Thanks, Mae.
289
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,998
Don't worry about it, Ted.
290
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:06,253
It'll all wash out in a cycle.
It always does.
291
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,172
Thank you, Mae.
292
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,803
I was finished anyway.
293
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:18,849
We're opening the champagne.
294
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,894
What? No, I thought we were saving that
for something really, really special.
295
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:25,731
Well, we didn't open it
when your mum moved back up north.
296
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,860
We didn't open it when England
got zero points in the Eurovision.
297
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,946
And we didn't open it when the neighbor
ran over their own snake.
298
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,282
That was nasty.
299
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,161
So we are drinking it tonight. Duck.
300
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,041
Yay.
301
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,089
Shit!
302
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,468
Lizzy just sent over
a preview of the Vanity Fair article.
303
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,722
Oh, shit. They better not have used
any pictures of me smiling.
304
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,432
Like that exists.
305
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,019
Wow.
306
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,650
Oh, no.
307
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,361
They didn't use any of the pictures
with you in them.
308
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:17,658
Shit, I'm so sorry, Roy.
That is not cool.
309
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,993
-I'm gonna reach out and change that.
-Don't you dare.
310
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,663
Don't you change a fucking thing.
311
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,250
You look powerful.
You're fucking gorgeous.
312
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,417
You look like a BILF.
313
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,796
Oh, yeah? Go on, show me, then.
314
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,140
So…
315
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,601
Are you gonna say anything?
316
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,104
Well, I mean, eventually, yeah.
317
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,690
You may have noticed through the years
I can be quite loquacious.
318
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,066
No. To Nate.
319
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,652
The anonymous source.
320
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,947
Wow. What makes you think it was Nate?
321
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,534
Yeah.
322
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,618
Well, you know my philosophy
323
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,912
when it comes to cats,
babies and apologies, Coach.
324
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,206
You gotta let 'em come to you.
325
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,833
That's not gonna happen.
326
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,210
Some people need a little push.
327
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,296
Yeah. Well, I ain't pushing nobody.
328
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,797
I think it'll help.
329
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,257
Nate will be fine.
330
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,884
No. It'll help you.
331
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,179
Coach,
you keep trying to hold all this in,
332
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,389
I'm afraid your mustache is gonna pop off.
333
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,395
Then I'll look like that fella
from The Hangover.
334
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,022
Bradley Cooper.
335
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,816
You're too good to me.
336
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,739
And I like your mustache.
337
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,827
Hi, babe.
338
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,370
Hi.
339
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,622
Have you got a second?
340
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,081
Of course.
341
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,499
I'm so sorry.
342
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,959
No, don't be.
343
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,004
It's good.
344
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,841
You helped this panda
become a lion.
345
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,302
I'm so proud of you.
346
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,223
Thank you.
347
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,395
Holy fucking shit.
348
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,605
Oh, no. Now what?
349
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,942
Rupert's just bought West Ham United.
350
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,193
No.
351
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,906
And to think for a second, I thought
him giving me his shares in the club
352
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,199
was a kind gesture.
353
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:26,954
You know, I'm actually
quite reassured to find out
354
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:30,624
that he is still
just a selfish conniving cock.
355
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:35,087
Yeah. It does return a certain balance
to the universe, doesn't it?
356
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,883
Promise me
you will not go and work for him.
357
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,803
He can't afford me.
358
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,723
Richmond is my football club.
You know that.
359
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,144
Well, that's if we get promoted.
360
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,813
You might not want to work with us.
361
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,148
That's fair.
362
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,821
A bit of advice for being a boss.
363
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:04,658
Hire your best friend.
364
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,413
Fuck you.
365
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,042
Now I'm crying again.
366
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,925
Anyone want a ticket?
367
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,720
-All right, Mae?
-Oi, oi, Mae!
368
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,856
-Come on, Richmond!
-Come on, Richmond!
369
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,191
Come on, Richmond!
370
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,360
You get out there and you beat 'em.
371
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,695
We'll smash it, right?
372
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,822
You get them. Fuck 'em.
373
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,157
Go, Coach.
374
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:53,999
Good afternoon.
375
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,835
-Good afternoon.
-Afternoon.
376
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:21,193
All right. Y'all good to go on running
Nate's false nine today, yeah?
377
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,028
Well, you'd be fools not to.
378
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:26,532
All right.
379
00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:27,950
Yeah, we ought to give it a shot.
380
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,368
Why change it now?
381
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,702
I agree.
382
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:34,248
Did you
get kicked out of your office again?
383
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:37,251
No, no. Temporary relocation
while they change the carpet in there.
384
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:39,711
It was absolutely covered in dog shit.
385
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:41,880
Oh, yeah. No, been there, done that.
386
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,883
Okay. Well, anybody else
got anything they wanna talk about
387
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:45,968
before we head out there?
388
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,052
Yeah.
389
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,137
I could…
390
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:53,267
use some…
391
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,687
advice.
392
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,649
Hold on.
393
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,861
Roy, are you saying
you wanna become a Diamond Dog?
394
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,655
Fuck no. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind
395
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,532
being in the room
396
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:13,036
whilst it fucking happens.
397
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,665
Yeah. Okay. Well,
how about a one-time visitor's pass
398
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,166
for our junkyard dog here, yeah?
399
00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,172
Diamond Dogs, mount up!
400
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,592
Yeah. I gotcha.
401
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,760
-Yeah. I'm just gonna stay put.
-Okay. Good idea. Yeah.
402
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:31,555
You live, you learn, right?
Thank you, Alanis.
403
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,390
All right. Roy.
404
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:35,809
Bark away.
405
00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:38,896
Remember I told you I had to do
that photo shoot thing with Keeley?
406
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,814
-Yeah, we got it.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
407
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,983
I know I said
I fucking hate doing those things,
408
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,693
and I do fucking hate doing those things.
409
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,487
But in the end,
410
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:51,200
they didn't use a single picture
with me in it.
411
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:55,495
And it hurt my…
412
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,539
feeling.
413
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,001
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
414
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,795
In year five,
I was not allowed in the class photo
415
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,632
because I developed a rare smile allergy.
416
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,178
Not the same situation.
417
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,846
The thing is…
418
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,850
she looked so fucking great.
419
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,311
On her own.
420
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,104
Without me.
421
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,652
So natural.
422
00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,405
I--
423
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:33,700
It would've actually been
fucking weird if I was in the pictures.
424
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:39,414
And then at Rebecca's dad's funeral,
425
00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:42,709
Jamie fucking Tartt tells her
he's fucking in love with her.
426
00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:45,629
And he's still alive?
427
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,257
Yeah. Instead of beating him to death,
I fucking forgave him.
428
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,175
I'm still fucking furious about it.
429
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:54,721
Okay. Well, Roy,
we appreciate you barking at us.
430
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,519
There's something
I have to confess as well.
431
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,067
Go ahead, Nate-dawg.
432
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,610
Roy,
433
00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:14,241
when Keeley and I went shopping
the other day, I kissed her.
434
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:20,622
Yeah. She told me about it.
435
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:21,915
It's okay.
436
00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:23,876
I kissed her.
I kissed your girlfriend.
437
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:25,502
We're good.
438
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:27,629
All Jamie did was talk to her,
and you wanted to kill him.
439
00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,506
Don't you at least
wanna headbutt me or something?
440
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,676
You made a mistake, Nate.
Don't worry about it.
441
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,053
No, no, I deserve to be headbutted.
442
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,097
I'd be happy to headbutt you, Nate.
443
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:39,474
Okay, you know what?
I think that's enough right now.
444
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,393
We got work to do, yeah?
Diamond Dogs dismount?
445
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,276
Wait. So sometimes
the fucking Diamond Dogs
446
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,944
is just chatting about shit,
447
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:53,530
and no one has to fucking solve anything
and nothing fucking changes?
448
00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:55,407
Sometimes. Yeah.
449
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,034
That's cool.
450
00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,703
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
451
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,788
Yes, yes, yes!
452
00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:04,499
It's the 83rd clash
between these two teams
453
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,210
and there's never been more at stake.
454
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,711
Brentford with the lead but Richmond
455
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:11,006
are still in their unusual
false nine formation.
456
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:14,801
I don't like it, Arlo. The last match
of the season for promotion.
457
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,346
It's a funny time to be pulling out
a new strategy.
458
00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:24,228
Richmond trying to even it up
before the half,
459
00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:27,773
but they give away possession,
and Brentford have numbers.
460
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:33,820
Yeah!
461
00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:36,323
-Fuck!
-And that's 2-nil to Brentford.
462
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,368
You try new tactics this late
with this much at stake
463
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,786
and everyone loses their heads.
464
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:44,248
Stay back! How many times
do I have to fucking tell ya? Stay back.
465
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:45,582
It's all right.
466
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,125
Hey. We're all right!
467
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,044
It's okay! Come on now!
468
00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:51,129
And it's halftime
469
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:54,883
of what has been a pulsating
West London derby.
470
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:57,219
Brentford lead 2-nil,
471
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,513
and Richmond are letting
a golden opportunity
472
00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:01,515
slip through their fingers.
473
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:11,024
I'ma shoot y'all straight.
This is bleak, yeah?
474
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:12,776
I mean, look at it out there.
475
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,779
Looks like a Renaissance painting
portraying masculine melancholy.
476
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,372
Okay, so now what?
What we gonna do?
477
00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,332
We should abandon the false nine.
478
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,835
It'd work if we had players
who knew what the fuck they were doing.
479
00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:34,131
Yeah, I don't agree, Nate. You know,
I think we gotta stick with it, man.
480
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,467
You know, they just had 45 minutes
to figure out what not to do. Yeah?
481
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:38,552
What do you think, Roy?
482
00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,137
You should ask them.
483
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,306
They're the ones out there
actually doing this shit.
484
00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:50,272
Yeah, all right.
485
00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:55,444
All right, fellas.
486
00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:58,488
Coaches and I are having a little debate
and wanna get y'all's take on it.
487
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,533
Should we stick with the false nine
or switch it up?
488
00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:18,675
The tactic is sound, and we're all
perfectly capable of executing it.
489
00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:23,222
It will work.
490
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:31,188
Hey, if Jan Maas says it,
you know it's the truth, right?
491
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,523
I wouldn't lie to you.
492
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:37,027
For instance, Zoreaux,
you should have saved that first goal.
493
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,362
Bro.
494
00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:44,743
Okay. It's been decided.
We're gonna stick with Nate's false nine.
495
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,246
-Now, come on. Bring it in. Let's go.
-Here we go, Greyhounds!
496
00:29:54,211 --> 00:29:55,295
Hey, Captain?
497
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,465
You gonna join us?
498
00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:38,589
Richmond on three.
One, two, three…
499
00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:40,591
Richmond!
500
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:48,015
Here we go, Richmond!
501
00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:04,198
Hey, Nate.
502
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,366
Hey.
503
00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:08,994
Everything okay?
504
00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:13,540
Yes, Ted. Everything is okay.
505
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,214
What is it? What'd I do?
506
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:22,257
What are you talking about?
507
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:24,968
Oh, come on, man. You're mad as hell
at me. I just wanna know why.
508
00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:27,513
Huh? What have I got to learn here?
509
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,850
-You wanna know what you did?
-Yeah, please.
510
00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:35,604
Okay. I'll tell you what you did.
511
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:43,529
You made me feel like I was the most
important person in the whole world.
512
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:47,783
And then, you abandoned me.
513
00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:51,954
Like you switched out a light,
just like that.
514
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:57,709
And I worked my ass off,
trying to get your attention back.
515
00:31:57,793 --> 00:31:59,336
To prove myself to you.
516
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,673
To make you like me again.
517
00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:06,051
But the more I did, the less you cared.
518
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,636
It was like I was fucking invisible.
519
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:12,266
You haven't even got the photo I gave
you for Christmas up in your office.
520
00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,017
Just a picture of dumb Americans.
521
00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:17,354
Now you're gonna play Nate's false nine,
so when the team fuck up,
522
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,606
which they will, hey,
you can blame it on me.
523
00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:21,108
Well, no. Fuck that.
524
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,196
Everybody loves you.
525
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:30,534
The Great Ted Lasso.
Well, I think you're a fucking joke.
526
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,078
Without me,
you wouldn't have won a single match.
527
00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:35,372
They would've shipped your ass
back to Kansas, where you belong.
528
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,540
With your son.
529
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,170
'Cause you sure as hell
don't belong here.
530
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:46,175
But I do. I belong here.
531
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:49,386
This didn't just fall into my lap,
all right? I earned this.
532
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,637
I know you did, Nate.
533
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:54,308
And if I didn't tell you how important you
were to me enough, I'm sorry about that.
534
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:56,393
No, no. You know what?
You're full of shit.
535
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,561
Just fuck you, Ted.
536
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:09,031
Richmond down two,
sticking with their false nine formation
537
00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,741
as Brentford are on the attack.
538
00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:15,537
Chris, is time running out on Richmond's
chances to control their future?
539
00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:17,956
Only if you think of time as linear, Arlo.
540
00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:19,875
Yes, Chris. I do.
541
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,254
Good pressure from Rojas.
542
00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:27,257
That's lovely from Tartt.
543
00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:29,134
Obisanya is in.
544
00:33:29,218 --> 00:33:30,219
He scores!
545
00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,766
And thanks to that Obisanya goal,
546
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,894
Richmond's hopes for promotion
are still alive.
547
00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:42,272
Let's go! Let's go! Come on! One more!
548
00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:45,359
Oh, my God!
549
00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:47,528
That's how you play a false nine, Arlo.
550
00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:50,614
Pack the midfield, stay organized.
Look for the gaps. Well done.
551
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,200
-Hey, here we go!
-Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
552
00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:54,993
Yes!
553
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:56,870
All the other results are in.
554
00:33:56,954 --> 00:33:58,288
AFC Richmond,
555
00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:02,376
miraculously after a historically
dreadful start to the season,
556
00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:04,503
are only one point out of second place.
557
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:07,548
Come on, Richmond.
Come on, Richmond.
558
00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:10,007
Come on, Richmond.
Come on, Richmond.
559
00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,094
If they can somehow salvage a draw,
560
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:16,014
Richmond will be promoted
back to the Premier League.
561
00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:19,059
All they need is one moment
of individual brilliance, Arlo.
562
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:22,437
-Come on, Richmond.
-Can they find it in time?
563
00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:24,313
Come on, Richmond.
Come on, Richmond.
564
00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:28,402
Come on, Richmond. Come on,
Richmond. Come on, Richmond…
565
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:30,487
A long ball from the Dutchman.
566
00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:32,989
Tartt is there!
567
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:35,951
Is this the moment for Richmond?
568
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,163
Referee!
569
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:41,706
Referee!
570
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:43,792
It's a penalty.
571
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:45,710
Yeah!
572
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:47,045
-Yes!
-Yes! Yes!
573
00:34:50,132 --> 00:34:52,384
We have to think
Tartt will be the one to take it.
574
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,178
He hasn't missed a penalty all season.
575
00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:07,399
Dani.
576
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:13,697
You got this, muchacho.
577
00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:16,283
It'll be fun. Trust me.
578
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,621
It looks like Tartt
is giving the ball to Rojas,
579
00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:24,291
who hasn't kicked a penalty since, well…
580
00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:34,009
Come on, Dani!
581
00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:52,694
Let's go, Dani!
582
00:35:52,778 --> 00:35:53,862
Here we go, Dani!
583
00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:17,344
Football is life.
584
00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,730
Richmond have done it!
585
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:30,983
With that goal,
they'll finish in second place
586
00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:35,112
and will return to the Premier League
in their very first attempt.
587
00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:37,573
We are going up!
We are going up!
588
00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:40,659
We are going up!
Yeah, we are going up!
589
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:41,743
Yeah!
590
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:43,620
It's all over!
591
00:36:43,704 --> 00:36:45,956
Richmond have done the impossible
592
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,918
through grit, determination
and most of all belief!
593
00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,504
I was promoted a time or two
in my career, Arlo.
594
00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:53,922
It's a real achievement.
595
00:36:54,006 --> 00:36:55,090
Richmond deserve this.
596
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:58,719
They remain a club without
a major trophy, it must be said.
597
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,971
But it won't feel that way tonight.
598
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:04,516
Final score: Richmond 2, Brentford 2.
599
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,728
And the joy is back at Nelson Road.
600
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:12,357
-Yeah!
-Hey! Come on! Come on!
601
00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,943
Fucking hell!
What'd you do that for?
602
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:17,070
So I could do this.
603
00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:22,326
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
604
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:26,496
Yes! Let's go!
605
00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,665
Yeah!
606
00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:32,127
Yeah!
607
00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:33,670
-You want some water?
-Yes, please.
608
00:37:40,302 --> 00:37:42,471
We're Richmond till we die
609
00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:44,932
We know we are, we're sure we are
We're Richmond till we die
610
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:47,976
We're Richmond till we die
We're Richmond till we die
611
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:50,979
We know we are, we're sure we are
We're Richmond till we die
612
00:37:51,063 --> 00:37:54,191
We're Richmond till we die
We're Richmond till we die
613
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:57,319
We know we are, we're sure we are
We're Richmond till we die
614
00:37:57,402 --> 00:37:58,820
We're Richmond till we die
615
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,364
Sam.
616
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,157
We know we are, we're sure we are
617
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:06,662
We're Richmond till we die
We're Richmond till we die
618
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,498
We know we are, we're sure we are
We're Richmond till we die
619
00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:16,171
Sam! Hey. Sammo, hey.
620
00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:18,382
Excellent performance.
621
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,592
Yeah, the goal, of course,
speaks for itself, yeah.
622
00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:24,179
But your tactical discipline, hey.
623
00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:26,223
They are certainly
going to miss you around here.
624
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,351
Mr. Akufo.
625
00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:33,730
I truly enjoyed meeting you,
and I'm so flattered by your offer.
626
00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:37,276
I'm sorry, but my answer is,
"No, thank you."
627
00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:42,948
And I don't believe
my time here at Richmond is over.
628
00:38:43,031 --> 00:38:44,992
And for that reason, I have to stay.
629
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:47,953
I hope you can understand.
630
00:38:51,373 --> 00:38:53,458
You Nigerian motherfucker!
631
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,712
You Yoruba trash.
632
00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:59,256
Who the fuck do you think you are,
wasting my time?
633
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:01,633
You medium-talent piece of shit.
634
00:39:01,717 --> 00:39:02,885
"Medium-talent"?
635
00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:07,139
I will dedicate my life to destroying you,
you fucking asshole!
636
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:10,767
You will never play
on the Nigerian national team.
637
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:13,770
You understand me, pinky-dick? Never!
638
00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:18,859
I will buy your childhood home,
and I will take a shit in every room.
639
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,319
And then I will burn the place down.
640
00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:22,362
Yeah. Then, I will sit there,
and I'll eat kenkey,
641
00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:25,073
and I'll poop on the fucking ashes.
I promise you this, hey.
642
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,618
Okay.
643
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,786
I will never forget this disrespect.
644
00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:31,205
Fuck you, Sam Obisanya.
645
00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:38,504
Fucking dare!
646
00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:42,508
That dick!
647
00:39:52,851 --> 00:39:54,019
Yes.
648
00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:57,397
Poop, poop.
649
00:40:00,192 --> 00:40:01,818
Okay, y'all. Hey, settle down, y'all.
650
00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:03,570
Okay, okay. Easy, easy now.
Easy. Hey, hey.
651
00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:06,740
Y'all, come on. Calm down, all right?
Look--
652
00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:09,952
Well, right off the cricket bat here,
I wanna address the article
653
00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:12,246
written by our good friend,
Mr. Trent Crimm from The…
654
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:20,671
Or rather,
I want to share with y'all the truth
655
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,965
about my recent struggles with anxiety.
656
00:40:25,926 --> 00:40:28,470
And, well, my overall concern
657
00:40:28,554 --> 00:40:31,890
about the way we discuss
and deal with mental health in athletics.
658
00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:40,065
Hey, boss. Just wanted to congratulate you
on your promotion.
659
00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:43,277
You too, Ted. Champagne to celebrate?
660
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,113
-I'll just take a glass of water, please.
-Still or sparkling?
661
00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:50,075
Yes. Still. Right.
662
00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:52,327
You know, before living here,
I used to think still water
663
00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:54,830
was just folks saying it's still water,
you know?
664
00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:59,209
Like, it was water, and it continues
to remain to be water.
665
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,879
Well, there's no greater education
than travel.
666
00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:04,089
A-freaking-men.
667
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:09,136
Well, hey. Next season
should be fun, right?
668
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:11,638
Well, one that'll include an old friend.
669
00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:15,350
Rupert's bought West Ham United.
670
00:41:15,434 --> 00:41:16,768
Did he now?
671
00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,354
Well, that'll be a nice change.
672
00:41:20,856 --> 00:41:22,566
Having our run-ins with him
being scheduled,
673
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:24,484
as opposed to his normal sneak attacks.
674
00:41:27,362 --> 00:41:28,572
Hi, Rebecca.
675
00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:30,324
And Coach.
676
00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:33,285
Sorry.
677
00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:35,662
No. Hey. Sam, go ahead. Stick around.
I was getting ready to leave.
678
00:41:35,746 --> 00:41:37,664
-No, Ted. Stay.
-No, no, no, no. It's okay.
679
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:39,583
Yeah. Okay.
680
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:47,132
I just wanted to let you both know
681
00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:49,676
that I've decided to stay.
682
00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:54,765
Hey, that's great, Sam.
683
00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,520
Yes. I'm glad to hear that, Sam.
684
00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:05,609
How did Edwin Akufo take the news?
685
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:10,155
Not well. He stormed off.
686
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,782
He's already halfway back to Ghana.
687
00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:13,408
Oh, shoot. I was really looking forward
688
00:42:13,492 --> 00:42:15,577
to that goodbye handshake from Francis.
689
00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:21,792
Well, I should go.
690
00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:25,128
Hey, Sam. I was just curious.
691
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:28,173
What-- Why'd you decide to stay?
692
00:42:35,806 --> 00:42:38,058
I wish I could say
it was because of my feelings for you,
693
00:42:40,853 --> 00:42:45,190
but the truth is, I think I need to stop
worrying about how others feel about me.
694
00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:49,528
I'm staying because it's what's best
for me and my personal journey.
695
00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,254
Thank you.
696
00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:16,013
He might have been talking to you
when he was looking at me.
697
00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:18,765
Yes. I know that, Ted.
698
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,109
-Oh, hell. You crushed that.
-Yeah.
699
00:43:33,322 --> 00:43:34,406
Coach Lasso.
700
00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:38,452
Hey. There he is. I was worried about you.
701
00:43:38,535 --> 00:43:40,329
I thought you might've been
in a bike accident.
702
00:43:40,412 --> 00:43:42,623
Actually,
I don't know how to ride a bicycle.
703
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,583
Really? That surprises me.
704
00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:47,711
Why?
'Cause of the hair and the whole vibe?
705
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,463
Yeah, I guess so.
706
00:43:49,546 --> 00:43:51,381
Why the heck
weren't you at the press conference?
707
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:53,592
Because I am no longer a reporter.
708
00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:56,762
I was fired when they found out
I revealed an anonymous source.
709
00:43:56,845 --> 00:43:59,389
Oh, snap.
I didn't say anything, I promise.
710
00:43:59,473 --> 00:44:01,642
No, I know, Ted. I did.
711
00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:05,729
I'm looking for something different.
Deeper.
712
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:08,899
Well, as the man says,
you gotta follow your bliss, right?
713
00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:10,901
Sorry you're out of a job.
714
00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:12,736
You know what this makes you now,
though, right?
715
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:15,656
Trent Crimm. Independent.
716
00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:16,949
Yeah.
717
00:44:17,032 --> 00:44:19,493
Yeah, yeah. My father made the same joke.
718
00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:21,036
Yeah. He sounds like a cool guy.
719
00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:24,456
Well, I hope our paths cross again soon,
Trent.
720
00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:27,751
As do I, Ted. I love our chats.
721
00:44:29,711 --> 00:44:30,796
You want a ride?
722
00:44:31,588 --> 00:44:33,715
Well, I prefer to walk,
but I appreciate ya.
723
00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:34,842
And Ted,
724
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,011
good luck next season.
725
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,356
Shit.
726
00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:06,665
-This the last of it?
-Yeah. Just these and Trixibelle.
727
00:45:06,748 --> 00:45:07,749
Right.
728
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:11,920
I got you a last-day-
working-in-the-same-building present.
729
00:45:12,004 --> 00:45:13,005
Here.
730
00:45:16,884 --> 00:45:18,177
Airplane tickets?
731
00:45:19,136 --> 00:45:20,554
You got me airplane tickets?
732
00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:22,181
To Marbella.
733
00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:24,558
How did you get actual printed tickets?
734
00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:27,436
From my travel agent, Kathy.
She's old-school.
735
00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:30,647
Roy, are you sure
they still take paper tickets at airports?
736
00:45:30,731 --> 00:45:32,232
Like, is the plane gonna have propellers?
737
00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:34,318
Oh, my God. Am I gonna be able
to smoke on the flight?
738
00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:37,279
Right, stop it. You are missing the point.
739
00:45:38,447 --> 00:45:40,407
Tomorrow, you and I
740
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:44,620
are going to a villa by the sea
for six weeks
741
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:47,956
so you can chill out before
you start kicking ass in your new job.
742
00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:52,127
And I'm going to take the first holiday
I've taken since I was 12,
743
00:45:52,211 --> 00:45:55,297
where I don't have to stay in shape
or rehab my fucking knee.
744
00:45:56,298 --> 00:45:59,927
I'm gonna gorge myself to death on tapas,
745
00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:02,888
and it will take fucking ages.
746
00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:08,018
Babe, thank you.
747
00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:18,111
But I can't go.
748
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:21,573
What? Why not?
749
00:46:21,657 --> 00:46:23,909
I don't start work in six weeks.
750
00:46:23,992 --> 00:46:26,787
-I started like a week ago.
-Yeah, I know.
751
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:29,790
That's why I made sure the place
has got proper Wi-Fi and everything.
752
00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:34,127
You can do all your emails and shit,
but from a balcony with a sea view.
753
00:46:34,211 --> 00:46:38,048
Roy, I'd love to. But I can't.
754
00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,510
I just can't.
755
00:46:43,095 --> 00:46:44,805
But you should go.
756
00:46:51,895 --> 00:46:53,272
Are we breaking up?
757
00:46:53,355 --> 00:46:56,692
No. Why would you say that?
758
00:46:56,775 --> 00:46:58,777
Of course not.
759
00:46:58,861 --> 00:47:01,530
You are gonna take a well-earned holiday
760
00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:05,200
while I lock myself in a dark room
and work nonstop.
761
00:47:07,369 --> 00:47:09,371
And I'll see you in six weeks.
762
00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:12,457
Keeley.
763
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,878
Roy. I love you.
764
00:47:16,795 --> 00:47:18,255
We'll be fine.
765
00:47:19,631 --> 00:47:21,300
I'll see you in six weeks.
766
00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:12,184
Congratulations.
767
00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:20,984
What's it gonna be?
768
00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:25,697
A Nigerian restaurant.
769
00:48:42,256 --> 00:48:45,634
-Move! I want it faster! Go!
-Coach! Sir!
770
00:48:45,717 --> 00:48:47,511
-Move!
-Coach!
771
00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,596
-Next. Go.
-Sir!
772
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,515
-Move it!
-Coach!
773
00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:53,684
-Go!
-Sir!
774
00:48:56,979 --> 00:48:59,439
-Move! Go!
-Coach!
775
00:49:01,024 --> 00:49:03,944
-Move! Go!
-Coach! Sir!
776
00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:05,779
-Move!
-Coach!
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