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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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What the hell's
wrong with you?
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What is going on?
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He's dropping out
of school!
What?!
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It's not a big deal.
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You are finishing high school,
end of discussion.
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It's my life.It's my house.
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If you don't go to school,
you can't live here.
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Hold on. We are
not kicking him out.
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The hell we're not.
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I'll pack right now.
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Stop. You don't have to go.
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Yes, he does.
My house, my rules.
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I've always had a curious
affinity for Laundromats.
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Perhaps it's the rows
of mechanical devices
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dedicated to a cleaner world.
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Or maybe it's
the hypnotic rotation
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of spinning clothes
on their sudsy journey
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to a fluffy, stain-free future.
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Mmm, look at 'em.
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Where was I?
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Oh, yes. Laundromats.
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My meemaw also loved them,
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but for an entirely
different reason.
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♪
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Banana, banana...
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Whoo!
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Personally,
I don't care for bananas.
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It's a texture thing.
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There you go.
Oh, big night.
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Yep.
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You can just put it on my tab.
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Actually,
I'm gonna need you to cash out.
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How come?
I'm, uh, fixin'
to close up for good.
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What? Why?
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Gonna spend more time
with the grandkids.
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I got grandkids, too.
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Why do you think
I'm here so much?
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So who's gonna take
over this place?
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Guess what,
I'm buying a Laundromat.
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Uh, I don't know how to react.
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Is that good news?
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Oh, yeah.
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Laundromat.
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Cool.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Fun fact--
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did you know the knife goes
on the right because it was
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the first utensil, and
most people are right-handed?
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Did you know I set the table
and no one said thank you?
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No one thanked me
for my fun fact.
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You don't hear me
complaining.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Just thought I could
have dinner with y'all.
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Of course you can.
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I'm sorry, do you live here?
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Just forget it.
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No. Stay.
Mary...
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He can have dinner with us.
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Fine.
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Sit.
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I'll get you a plate.
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So, doyou still live here?
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I don't know.
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Of course you do.
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You go back to school?
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No.
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It sounds like
you don't live here.
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He's our son. We are
not kicking him out.
He wants
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to be an adult,
he can pay for his own place.
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That was my plan.
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Okay, what if he
pitches in here?
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Like what, rent?
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Yes. You would
do that, right?
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I guess so.
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Sounds like someone needs
a rental agreement.
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I'll go get my legal pad.
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Pay to live here?
We don't even have a pool.
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So, there's a secret back room
at the Laundromat
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where you gamble?
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Yeah.
And you never told me?
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Well, this is how secrets work.
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Uh-huh. What else
aren't you telling me?
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Let me explain secrets.
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Uh, okay, just give me a sense
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of how illegal this is.
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Who says it's illegal?
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Well, why is it a secret?
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Okay, it's illegal.
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But these places
have been around for years.
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Nobody gets hurt,
the cops don't care.
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I-I thought you liked being
retired-- now you want to be
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a business owner?
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It's not as much as fun
as I make it look.
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Listen,
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I've been gambling my whole life
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and losing
to the house.
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This is my chance
to be the house.
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You go to prison,
I ain't waitin' for you.
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You really have the energy
to find a new girlfriend?
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I'll wait.
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Okay, so we've agreed
on monthly rent.
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Should we talk utilities?
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Why do I got to pay
for that stuff?
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'Cause you use them
and they cost money.
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There are five of us
in the house,
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so I suggest he pays 20%.
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Although he does take a
long time drying that hair.
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20%'s fine.
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Hold on.
It takes a whole lot more water
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to clean you than me.
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Hey, watch it. I don't have
to let you live here.
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Let me? I'm paying
for everything.
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You gonna charge me
for food, too?
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Mm, it's not the worst idea.
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You know what? Maybe I
shouldn't be in this house.
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You said it, not me.
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He doesn't have
to pay for food.
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Meemaw does eat here for free.
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That's a separate problem.
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What if Georgie moves
into the garage?
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Why?
You'd still
be around,
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so Mom's happy,
but you'd be
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out of the house,
so Dad's happy.
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That could work.
What do you say?
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Done.
Done.
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Hold on. All my trains
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and science equipment
are in the garage.
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Where would they go?
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Easy. I take Georgie's room.
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All your crap goes in your room.
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That's a big change.
I need to think about this.
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Mom?
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Honey, it does make sense.
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You two are getting older.
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I don't even have hair
on my legs yet. What's the rush?
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Let's just put this down
for a few days.
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Why? 'Cause you don't want
to hear him complain?
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Bingo.
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♪
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Hey, Dale.
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Hey, Jake.
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Good to see you.
Hey, thanks for coming out.
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My pleasure.
Could I get a beer?
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You arrest anybody fun lately?
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A party clown.
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But what he was
doing was not fun.
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Do I want to know?
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Not if you want
to sleep tonight.
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Huh.
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What's up with you?
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Still dating that Connie?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Actually, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.
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Oh-oh. I can check into things,
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but if you think she's lying,
she probably is.
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No, no, that's not it.
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Oh. Well,
still good life advice.
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Well, what do you know
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about these backroom
slot machine places?
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Why? You thinking of
putting one in your store?
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No. Uh-uh.
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No, actually,
I'm asking for Connie,
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'cause she's kind of interested.
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Hmm. Those places are harmless.
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We look the other way.
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Well, that's good to know.
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So what other laws
are okay to break?
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Not hiding drugs
in your keister.
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What was that clown thinking?
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When they found it,
did confetti shoot out?
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Sheldon, come on,
I need my own space.
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But we've always shared a room.
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I'm a young lady now.
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You seem the same to me.
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I have a training bra.
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When you complete your training,
get back to me.
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You know you want
privacy, too.
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I suppose it would be nice
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to have all my trains
and science equipment in here.
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Great. It's settled.
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It would be like
my Fortress of Solitude.
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Good for you.
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Or my Bat Cave.
Shh!
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Although I don't care for caves.
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Or bats.
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I suppose
Fortress of Solitude...
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I'm gonna choke
you with my bra.
Good night.
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Want some help?
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You gonna charge me money?
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Never mind.
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Any chance this could wait
till halftime?
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I'll be done in a second.
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Touchdown!
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What are you doing?
Moving my stuff.
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But we haven't discussed
who gets what yet.
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I get my stuff.
You get your stuff. Done.
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There's community property.
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We've lived together
for over ten years.
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In some states,
we'd be considered married.
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Gross.
I don't make the rules.
I just know them all.
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What do I have to do
to get this over with?
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We just need to agree
upon who gets which items.
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Fine. As my farewell gift to
you, let's do your dumb thing.
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See, when you're mean and nice
at the same time,
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it's confusing.
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Too bad, doofus.
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Better, thank you.
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Okay, thanks.
I'll see you in a bit.
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Chet's gonna swing by
and finalize the deal.
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Wait, he's coming over here?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, this is
a very shady transaction.
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I mean, it should be
taking place under a bridge
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or in a parking lot somewhere.
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I'm handing him
a cashier's check.
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He's giving me the keys.
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He's gonna know where you live.
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I'm in the phone book.
I'm not hard to find.
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Well, what if
he grabs the check
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and just skedaddles
out of here?
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He's our age.
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He isn't skedaddling
anywhere.
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Ah, whatever you say.
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Are you disappointed this isn't
more like some old cop show?
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I loved Rockford Files.
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Well, I tell you what,
when he gets here,
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you're my muscle.
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If anything goes sideways,
you jump in.
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See, now you're talking.
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I'll stand behind you
and I'll crack my knuckles.
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With your arthritis?
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It's only bad when it rains.
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Next, one Timex brand
alarm clock.
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It's yours.
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Are you sure? It has a stylish
faux-wood finish.
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Fine, I'll take it.
Aw.
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So you want it?
Yes.
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It's yours.
Thank you.
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Next, one useful yet educational
map of the world trash can.
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I know what you're doing.
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Yes, I'm being thorough
about these things
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so we don't fight about them
down the line.
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What you're doing is
dragging this out
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because you don't
want me to leave.
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No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
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Do you know the phrase
"pish posh"?
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No, and I don't want to.
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It's British, and it's used
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when someone's opinions
are absurd.
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And you're forcing me
to use it.
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Pish posh!
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Or, more authentically,
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00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,344
pish posh!
261
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,650
I'm done.
262
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,609
I know what's mine,
and I'm taking it.
263
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,611
One day she said the same thing
264
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,177
to her first husband.
265
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:16,224
I like to think I prepared her
for that moment.
266
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:20,271
So I'm thinking dark red,
like a speakeasy.
267
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:23,057
And maybe a little bar
in the corner.
268
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,406
Well, you're gonna need
a liquor license.
269
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,191
Oh, right. 'Cause I don't want
to break the law
270
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:30,020
in my illegal gambling room.
271
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:33,371
Over here is my bedroom area,
for sleeping and whatnot.
272
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,721
That's my gym.
273
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:38,028
And last but not least,
kitchen and bathroom.
274
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,378
Georgie, do not use
that sink as a bathroom.
275
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,642
Relax. Just number one.
276
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,384
There you go.
277
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,386
Okay, these posters go
on that wall.
278
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,997
That poster goes
over the bed.
279
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,563
I'm not your moving man.
280
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,218
You're right, I'm growing up.
281
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:57,134
Guess I can't be
Daddy's little girl forever.
282
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,398
Which one goes over the bed?
283
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,748
Um, New Kids.
284
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,402
First thing I'm gonna do is
get better chairs.
285
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,710
If people are comfy, they'll
stay longer and spend more.
286
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,017
Well, what if it's
someone's lucky chair?
287
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,323
They're gambling in the back
of a Laundromat.
288
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,109
Does that sound lucky to you?
289
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,241
I'm thinking I'll put the flag
over that window
290
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,416
for, you know, privacy.
291
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,680
If you want, I could
sew some curtains,
292
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,116
make it look homey.
293
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,422
Nice. Girls will
eat that up.
294
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,685
Flag is fine.
295
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,137
Well, you been busy.
Yes.
296
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,705
You get this in here
all by yourself?
Yes.
297
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,142
How?
Science.
298
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,709
Well, it looks good.
299
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,146
I know. Now trains will be
the last thing I see
300
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,364
before I go to sleep,
301
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,583
and the first thing I see
when I wake up.
302
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,715
Great.
303
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,325
If I stir in
the middle of the night,
304
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,369
you know what I'll see?
305
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,068
Trains?
Trains.
306
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,638
Well... as long as you're happy.
307
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,510
Oh, I'm happy.
308
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,170
Hey.
309
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,477
You might want to
check in on Sheldon.
Is he okay?
310
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,045
Well, he was smiling.
311
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,655
Smiling how?
312
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,354
Oh, boy.
313
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,363
Hey. Dinner's ready.
314
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,495
I'll eat later.
I have to finish this.
315
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,892
I made spaghetti with
hot dogs cut up in it.
316
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,112
I even made sure
that every piece is
317
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,070
the exact same size.
318
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,898
Some things are more important
than the width
319
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,030
of a hot dog slice.
320
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,815
And I wish I'd
known that sooner.
321
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,775
So, you okay?
322
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,777
Why wouldn't I be okay?
323
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,736
Well, there's a lot
of change going on.
324
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,216
I know that's not
your favorite.
325
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,783
Where is that
railroad crossing?
326
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,785
Would you like to eat in here?
327
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,308
I'll make you a plate.
328
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,526
I have to find that sign.
329
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,224
It should be in this box.
Where is it?
330
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,840
I can't find
my railroad crossing sign.
331
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,581
Hey, how about knocking?
332
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,452
Sorry, I've never had to knock
on that door before.
333
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,714
Well, now you do.
334
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,455
I need
the crossing sign
335
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,761
for my train set.
Have you seen it?
336
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,590
No, and I've got company
coming soon.
337
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,853
Perfect. An extra set of
eyes will be helpful.
338
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,289
It's a girl, and you need
to get out of here.
339
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,769
I'm not leaving
until I find it.
340
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,902
Is this really
about some dumb sign,
341
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,774
or is about you being scared
to have a room to yourself?
342
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,863
That sign has been
there for as long as
343
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,734
I've had that railroad set.
344
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,780
It may seem insignificant
to you, but I need it.
345
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,565
Everyone only cares
about themselves.
346
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,219
You're happy because
you got the garage,
347
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,742
Missy's happy because
she has her own room,
348
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,744
but no one cares about
my problems.
349
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,746
I'll help you look.
350
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,661
Just forget it.
351
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,189
As I struggled, my meemaw
began to realize
352
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,799
the problem with running
a gambling den
353
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,627
in the back of a Laundromat was
354
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,498
it's still connected
to a Laundromat.
355
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,805
I put five pairs
of undies in here,
356
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,459
and now there are four.
357
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,330
Your machine ate my undies.
358
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,332
There's a lost and found box
right over there in the corner.
359
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,464
Just take all you want.
360
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,814
I don't want
a stranger's undies.
361
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,817
Then let's find
your precious undies.
362
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,689
Look how many rhinestones
fell off in the dryer.
363
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,824
It says right here
"do not tumble dry."
364
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,913
No label's gonna tell me
what to do.
365
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,655
I am not in the mood
for Texas right now.
366
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,830
What do you want from me?
367
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,311
Well, what size is yours?
368
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,530
No!
369
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,069
Finally the fun begins.
370
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,030
What's going on?
371
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,686
Are you Connie Tucker?
372
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,297
Well, this sucks.
373
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,527
Next stop, Medford.
374
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,964
That won't be necessary.
Keep going.
375
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,532
But, sir, your family's
waiting to board.
376
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,012
I'm aware. Drive on.
377
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,578
But, sir...
378
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,537
I don't need them.
I'm fine on my own.
379
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,453
Do not stop this train.
380
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,288
Turn it off.
No.
381
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,855
I've been listening to it
for an hour; turn it off.
382
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,857
It's my room, I can
do what I want.
383
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,382
Oh, really? Let's see
how you like it.
384
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,862
♪ All for love
385
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,734
♪ I love it when
we're together ♪
386
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,606
♪ Girl, I need you forever...
387
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,915
What the hell's going on?!
388
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,569
Missy's trying to annoy me.
389
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,875
'Cause he won't turn
his stupid train off.
390
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,574
You two are unbelievable.
Everything off.
391
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,445
But he started it.
Now!
392
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,579
♪ Knight in shining armor,
I will be your... ♪
393
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:15,452
I thought y'all looked
the other way.
394
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,020
We do, but I'm running
for sheriff,
395
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,457
and this will make
my campaign pop.
396
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,503
But you and Dale are buddies.
397
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,375
That's why
I'm not arresting you.
398
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,638
Hey, get one with me in it.
399
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,776
So you gonna sell the place?
400
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,952
No.
401
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,998
Instead of crime boss,
you're gonna be
402
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,782
a laundry boss.
403
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,436
Well, I guess that's
just as cool.
404
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,438
I'm gonna open my game room.
405
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,048
How?
406
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,093
I don't know.
407
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,356
Move to a new location?
408
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,053
I don't know!
409
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,185
What about the Laundromat?
410
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,187
Keep asking questions,
see what happens.
411
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,190
Last one.
What?
412
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,193
How'd you get so pretty?
413
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,936
I hate you.
414
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,200
I like you.
415
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,988
There were plenty of reasons
416
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,251
to be happy my sister
moved out.
417
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:19,429
She snored, she teased me.
418
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,692
She left her dirty clothes
everywhere.
419
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:28,395
Clearly, I was better off
without her.
420
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,491
Can I sleep on your floor?
421
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,449
Come on.
422
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,069
I eventually made my peace
423
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,722
with having a room to myself.
424
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:55,596
And I was never truly alone,
thanks to my science posse:
425
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,513
Stephen, Albert,
Richard and Arthur.
426
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,559
But for those times when I did
need to communicate with Missy,
427
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,648
we had a system.
428
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,525
What?
429
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,528
Just testing the system.
You tested it yesterday.
430
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,487
Just because it worked yesterday
doesn't mean it's working today.
431
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,707
It's working.
Good night.
432
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,404
Good night.
Sleep tight.
433
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,065
What?
434
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,545
Did you know when people say
"sleep tight,"
435
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,199
they're referring to when
beds were made of ropes,
436
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,070
and the tighter the rope,
the more comfortable
437
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,246
the bed was to sleep on?
Cool.
438
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,074
Bye.
439
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,120
My sister wasn't always a fan
440
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,210
of my informative tidbits,
so I didn't tell her
441
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,734
that the entire phrase,
"Good night, sleep tight,
442
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,128
don't let the bedbugs bite"
is actually
443
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,739
from the 1896 book
What They Say in New England:
444
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:55,221
A Book of Signs, Sayings,
and Superstitions.
445
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,657
Until I told her.
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00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,187
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