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Help! Help me!
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Oh, my God, Pete.
What happened?
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You were the only one
I could call.
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Okay, stay here.
I'm gonna call 911, alright?
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No, no, no.
It's too late.
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Will you please
just do me a favor?
Of course.
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After I die, could you please
roll my ashes up
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into a blunt...
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and smoke me?
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Oh, you ass!
I almost had a heart attack!
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It's jerky.
Happy Halloween.
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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What?
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What?
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♪ Like I know
you want me to do ♪
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There's something seriously
wrong with you.
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You didn't inherit
Dad's love for Halloween?
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That guy was
the king of pranks.
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He loved messing with me
all the time.
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Yes, my favorite prank
was when
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he abandoned me
at the age of 10.
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Wow. Very dark.
Nice.
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So, aside from giving me
a coronary,
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what are you doing
in town?
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Are you kidding? L.A. is lit
during Halloween season.
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I got five parties
lined up.
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You didn't bring Chastity?
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No. She's, uh,
stuck in Tempe.
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They're doing a haunted house
at the strip club.
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But I was wondering
if you still have
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that open-door policy
on your guest room?
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A little notice would have been
nice, but, yeah, sure.
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How long would you like
to stay?
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Oh, just a couple days.
Weeks. Months. I don't know.
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But I do need some clothes.
And deodorant.
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And a toothbrush.
Uh, I don't have anything.
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Of course not.
W-Why -- Why would you?
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♪♪
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Hmm. Can you grab
the blueberries?
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We don't have any.
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Wha--
I just went shopping.
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Hey, when you
finish something,
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you need to put it on
the shopping list.
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I didn't eat them.
I didn't.
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Okay. Fine.
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Just -- Just next time,
put it on the list.
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Oh, hey, did you figure out
what costume you're gonna wear
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to the West Hollywood parade
tonight?
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Um...not yet.
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I sent you
a ton of suggestions.
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No offense...
but they all sucked.
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Um, o-okay. Well, just because
you say "no offense"
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doesn't mean
it hurts less.
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Hello.
Hi.
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I'm Margaret from 604.
You're a cop, right?
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Yeah.
Uh, what's going on?
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Hey. Stop!
No, no!
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Those are
delicate instruments!
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Oh, go screw yourself!
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Whoa. Police.
Hey.
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What's going on?
They robbed me!
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Okay, thatis not
at all true.
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Mrs. Crouch hired us
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to rid her home
of an aggressive spirit.
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You mean a ghost?
You guys are ghost hunters?
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Yeah, we are. The spirit
in Mrs. Crouch's apartment
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is rather just stubborn,
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so we said that
we would do a follow-up.
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For another $5,000.
She already paid them $10,000.
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Our prices are in line
with industry standards.
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You didn't get rid of my ghost!
Now, give me my money back!
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Okay, here's
what's gonna happen.
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Mrs. Crouch is gonna stop
trashing your stuff,
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and you guys are going to
give me your information
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so I can pass it on
to a detective.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey,
what are you doing here?
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I just felt like
swinging by
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and seeing the best detective
in the city.
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You have a client
in lockup?
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That too.
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Well, don't forget to pick up
candy for tonight.
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And not
those variety packs
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with that pathetic,
fun-sized nonsense.
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We serve full-sized bars
at the Lopez-Evers abode.
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Uh, good morning.
Good morning.
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Um, I need a favor.
What's up?
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My neighbor is being
taken advantage of.
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There are these, uh,
paranormal expert,
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ghost hunters,
whatever.
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They're charging her
10 grand
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to rid her apartment
of ghosts.
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That's ridiculous.
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10 grand should at least get you
a quality exorcism.
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That said, making a case
against them could be tricky.
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Yeah, tarot, fortune-telling,
necromancy, ghost hunting --
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all the psychic arts
are legal in California.
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But she's an old lady
on a fixed income.
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There's no way
she can afford $10,000
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on "psychic services."
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Well, now, that changes
the equation.
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Yeah, elder financial fraud
is a crime.
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I'll look into it.
Thank you.
You're the best.
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
This is Lucy Chen.
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Um...confirming
what appointment?
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Excuse me?
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Your mother did what?
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She pre-paid for me
to have my eggs frozen
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at a fertility clinic.
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I thought you and your mother
weren't talking.
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She's definitely talking now.
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Seriously, what makes her think
she has the right?
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♪♪
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Alright. Nolan...
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Can you tell me what today is
and what "ACH" stands for?
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Today is Halloween, and I have
no idea what "ACH" stands for.
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No candy
for partial answers.
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Harper?
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Anything can happen.
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Basically a reminder
to be extra careful
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'cause today is Halloween
and Halloween is unpredictable.
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Correct.
And since Officer Thorsen
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has range qualifications today,
you're back riding with Nolan.
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Oh, just like old times.
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Yeah, without the fear of
the whole blue-page thing.
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Uh, what kind of unpredictable
can we expect today?
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Good question, Chen.
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Lot of liquid courage.
Lot of 211's.
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Teenagers snatching
little kids' candy.
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Masked people running into
liquor stores.
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Do they have a gun, or are they
just late for a party?
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Muzzle discipline
is critical.
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And?
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Can you remind us how you got
your uniform torn
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three Halloweens ago?
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Uh...
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if you get dispatched
to a loud party,
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make sure they know
you're not the stripper.
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We'll try to get you home
on time,
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but it's Halloween, so...
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Anything can happen.
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Exactly.
Alright, be safe out there.
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This is nice,
being together again.
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It's actually a relief
riding with someone
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who can handle himself.
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A compliment?
How far we've come.
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I am in a good place.
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You know, work's good,
James is great.
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I have a wonderful relationship
with my daughter.
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And, I don't know, this job,
it's -- it's changed everything.
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Nice.
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Lila excited
for Halloween?
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Oh, beyond.
She's changed her costume
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like 10 times this week.
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And how do you
and Donovan arrange
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for trick-or-treating?
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We're supposed to alternate
years, but this morning,
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Lila told her father and I
that she wanted to do
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a family-themed costume,
like we used to wear.
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That sounds...
complicated?
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Yeah.
But, you know,
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she has her heart
set on it,
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and Donovan and I are in
a good place, so we agreed.
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Hmm.
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That's very enlightened of you.
Thank you.
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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
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Seriously, why would you
jinx me like that?
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Um, I should probably
take this.
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Chastity.
How's it going?
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Terrible.
Are -- Are you sitting down?
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It's -- It's --
It's about your brother.
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He's missing.
Oh, no, he's --
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He went to the store
last night,
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and he went to go get
corn nuts and Fanta,
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and -- and no one's seen him
since, and I'm just --
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I'm worried that he may have
fallen off the wagon.
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He's -- He's on the wagon?
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Yes, and I would have called
the Tempe Police,
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but they're still mad about
the glitter bomb and --
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Okay, no, no, Chastity,
um, Pete's fine.
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He-- He's not on a bender
and he's not missing.
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He's here in Los Angeles.
He's with me.
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That son of a bitch.
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O-Okay. You want to tell me
what's going on?
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What's going on is, I am going
to kill your little brother
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the next time I see him,
but before, I'm gonna rupture
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his delicate parts
with a pair of stilettos
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and close up all of his
openings with a hot glue gun.
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O-Okay. You --
You do realize you--
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you've described about
six crimes to me, right?
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Ugh.
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You have to hand it to her --
she's very creative.
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Mm-hmm.
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Happy Halloween.
Be safe out there.
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Thank you.
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I'm just saying,
I am only 29.
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My eggs are nowhere near
their expiration date.
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But clearly, my mother thinks
that I'm a pathetic loser
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who's never gonna find
a partner
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before her fertility clock
ticks down.
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Or she's just looking out
for you,
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knowing how busy you are.
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Wha--
Why are you taking her side?
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I'm not taking her side.
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It's just --
It's a biological fact
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that you have a ticking
reproductive clock.
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Mm. Don't be smug about
the fact that men
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can have kids
well into their 90s.
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I'm not even 30
and apparently,
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I need to flash-freeze
my ovaries.
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It's just insurance, okay?
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Look, you don't get
car insurance
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hoping that
you crash your car.
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The policy is a waste
of money, alright?
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If your mom wants to pay
the bill, let her.
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I'm gonna pretend
you didn't just compare
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my fertility
to a car wreck.
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I can't find my daughter.
Selina.
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She's dressed
like Stitch.
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Uh, ma'am, she's --
she's right over there.
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No.
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There were two kids
dressed as Stitch.
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Okay. A parent probably
just grabbed the wrong kid.
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Um, hi. My name is Tim.
What's your name?
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Alton.
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Okay, did your mom or dad
accidentally leave
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without you, Alton?
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My dad.
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Okay, and what's
your dad's name?
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Daddy.
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Okay, I got this.
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Hi. Do you know
where you live?
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Oh, great. You are so smart.
Where?
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In a house.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Okay.
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This is gonna take a little bit
longer than I thought.
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You didn't tell her
I was here, did you?
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Yes, of course I did.
She was freaking out.
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She thought
you'd gone missing.
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Are you not aware
of the Bro Code?
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'Cause rule number seven
clearly states
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that when a girlfriend
asks where your bro is,
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the answer is always,
"I don't know!"
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God, you're the worst
half-brother ever!
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I was about to say
the same thing.
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Oh, good.
So you agree.
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I'm the
250
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,076
Okay.
You -- You know what?
251
00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,512
I can't -- Pete, I got to go.
I got to go.
252
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,948
Control, 7-Adam-15.
253
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,429
415 unknown,
Third and Gardner.
254
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,822
People are running.
Stand by.
255
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,040
Get out of there!
256
00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,221
Over there!
257
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,054
Zombie!
258
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,230
Zombie!
259
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,928
Ma'am?
260
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,059
Ma'am, we're here to help.
What's your name?
261
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:45,889
Ma'am, can you hear me?
262
00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:52,809
♪♪
263
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,421
Ugh!
264
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:05,909
♪♪
265
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,041
You ready for round two?
266
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,956
Yeah?
267
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:16,093
♪♪
268
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:19,836
Come on!
269
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,713
7-Adam-15,
one in custody.
270
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,324
On some kind of 11-3.
271
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,065
She's having a seizure.
272
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,075
You're the ones
who brought her in?
273
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,338
Yeah.
She tried to eat us.
274
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,427
Is -- Is she
having a seizure?
275
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,081
Most likely a drug-induced
seizure.
276
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,822
Any idea what she took?
277
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,737
Given the super strength,
I'd say PCP,
278
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,000
but honestly, I've never seen
anything like this before.
279
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,698
It's got to be
some new designer drug.
280
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,221
Ugh. I hate Halloween.
281
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,919
I'll reach out when
the tox screen comes back.
282
00:10:58,962 --> 00:10:59,963
Thank you.Thank you.
283
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,621
Police.
284
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,971
Would I lie to you?
Invest now, buddy.
285
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,538
Get in on the ground floor
and I'll make you rich.
286
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,844
What? I'm busy.
287
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,759
Sir, you're the prime suspect
in a kidnapping.
288
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,327
Let me call you back.
289
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,502
Did you just
take a child
290
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,765
from the Mid-Wilshire
police station?
291
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,288
Yeah.
My son, Alton.
292
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,768
Sir, that is not
your son.
293
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,034
Hey, Selina?
294
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,036
Hey, could you take off
your hood, please?
295
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,298
Hi.
296
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,343
Holy crap.
I swear, I had no idea.
297
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,562
Hey, are you okay?
298
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,129
More candy.
299
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,957
You can ask your mom.
Let's go.
300
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,916
Noooooooo.
I want to stay here.
301
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,963
My mom doesn't let me
eat sugar.
302
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,797
Hello.
I'm Detective Lopez.
303
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,450
Oh, we are picking up
304
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,062
some very strange
readings in here.
305
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,716
Must be the ghosts
of all the con artists
306
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,065
I've sent to prison.
307
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,415
10 grand to pretend
to clean an apartment
308
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,286
full of ghosts
is a good hustle.
309
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,461
It's not a hustle.
310
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,812
Shh.
Just listen.
311
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,552
Mrs. Crouch
is on a pension,
312
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,077
and you two are draining
what's left of her future.
313
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,382
You have two options --
314
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:14,777
give her a refund,
or I'll start digging around
315
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,866
and see if there's
a pattern of abuse.
316
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,390
We are not
con artists.
317
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:22,176
Paranormal phenomena
is real science.
318
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,179
Now, we detected a presence
in Mrs. Crouch's home.
319
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,138
We set up infrared thermometers
all over the apartment
320
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,358
and recorded
a substantive drop
321
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,099
in the ambient temperature
in the bathroom.
322
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,928
A temperature drop which is
evidence of a spectral presence.
323
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,538
Or a draft.
324
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,062
And our UV camera
picked up this.
325
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:50,204
There. Thatis the spirit
we were trying to clear
326
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,466
from Mrs. Crouch's home.
327
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,816
That's a digital glitch
or your own shadow.
328
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,339
Spoken like
a true innocent.
329
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,080
You have to understand
that before it was
330
00:12:57,124 --> 00:13:00,431
some marketing gimmick
to sell candy and costumes,
331
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,739
Halloween was the sacred day
when the veil between
332
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,091
our world and the next parted
and the spirits moved freely.
333
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,963
You misunderstand.
334
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,139
I'm not saying I don't believe
in evil spirits.
335
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,445
I'm saying
I don't believe in you.
336
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,578
Detective...
337
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,667
Mrs. Crouch
is in real danger.
338
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,712
And we need to get back there
to finish the cleanse.
339
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,192
Not happening.
340
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,151
I gave you a chance
to do the right thing.
341
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,936
You want to do this
the hard way, we'll
do this the hard way.
342
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,242
This will be quick.
343
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,765
As long as I get that free lunch
you promised me,
344
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,201
I am good.
345
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,638
Everything's in the fridge.
Help yourself.
346
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,466
Hey.
I love this shirt.
347
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,468
It makes me look like
a lumberjack.
348
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,774
Hey, I know you.
349
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,993
Nice to see you again.
350
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,039
What's with
the lecture face?
351
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,954
This isn't lecture face.
I don't have lecture face.
352
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,652
That is 100%
a lecture face.
353
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,654
I'm-a make a sandwich.
354
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,612
Pete, what's going on
with Chastity?
355
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,222
Why are you really here?
356
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,310
So she didn't tell you?
357
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,269
No, she hung up on me.
She's pissed.
358
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,967
Well, that's because
she's
359
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,403
I'm sorry, she's what?
360
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,101
Pren-- She's nent.
361
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,537
She's fragrant?
She's pregnant.
362
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,060
What?! Pete!
363
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,584
So, you -- you walk out
on her and let her believe
364
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,282
you've gone missing?
365
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,632
What are you --Oh, so I freaked out.
Relax, okay?
366
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,416
What -- What exactly
about this makes you think
367
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,070
that I'll be a good dad,
okay?
368
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,768
I-I-I don't floss.
I've never had a vegetable.
369
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,162
I-I have the IQ
of a hummingbird,
370
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,556
which I'm told they're
the stupidest of the birds.
371
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,993
The biggest favor
I can do for this kid
is to just walk away.
372
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,908
You can't be serious.
373
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,345
You have a kid, right?
W-Would you let me babysit?
374
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,261
Uh, I'd be more likely
to put her in charge of you.
375
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:35,222
See?
So you're gonna do to your baby
what our dad did to me?
376
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:38,268
Yeah, I know Dad left you,
but he stayed for me,
377
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,879
and look how that turned out,
alright?
378
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,055
I just know if
I stick around,
379
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,621
I'm just gonna
screw it up.
380
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,233
Sorry to interrupt, but our
zombie suspect is conscious.
381
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,452
Sorry,
did you say "zombie"?
382
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,758
We'll finish this later.
383
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,021
And a hummingbird is
a proud and noble animal.
384
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,982
That poor kid.
385
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,548
Imagine having that idiot
as your father.
386
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,072
Guy was just clueless.
387
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,813
There are a lot worse
out there. Trust me.
388
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,991
I'm living proof that some
people should not be parents.
389
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:08,951
You think
you'll ever have kids?
390
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,000
Uh, honestly?
391
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,263
I, uh, thought I would've
had some by now.
392
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,265
Isabel and I,
we made all these plans --
393
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,876
pop out three kids,
watch them grow up,
394
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,312
have kids of their own.
395
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,531
But...
396
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,446
Things don't always
work out.
397
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:28,449
Which is why you think I should
make contingency plans.
398
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,276
Watch out!
399
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,715
Control, 7-Adam-100!
Possible 51-50!
400
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,108
Olympic at Citrus.
401
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,937
Male, 30s,
is now attacking my shop.
402
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,939
Get an additional unit
and an RA. Code 3.
403
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,508
Uh, Amber, hi.
404
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,555
I'm, uh, Nyla.
This is John.
405
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,514
What drug did you take?
Amber?
406
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,430
She was speaking earlier --
random words here and there.
407
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,693
It's clear that whatever
this drug is,
408
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,435
it has had a catastrophic effect
on her nervous system.
409
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,525
The damage to her brain
might be irreparable.
410
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,092
We should check back
with the tech guys,
411
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,876
see if they had any luck
opening Amber's phone.
412
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,574
We need to track down
her dealer.
413
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,622
Biter?
Yes.
414
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,754
We had one, too.
415
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,930
They ID the drug yet?
No.
416
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,410
Guys, honestly,
have you ever seen
417
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542
anything like
this before?
418
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,070
You all okay?Nothing broken,
nothing bleeding.
419
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,506
Yeah,
but plenty is sore.
420
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,422
The Intel Unit says
this new drug is called Bomb-X,
421
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,946
and it's being sold on something
called ClipTalk.
422
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,340
That's a new
social media app.
423
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,038
Once we figure out which
hashtags are trending,
424
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,474
we'll be able to whittle it down
to our dealer.
425
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,476
Until then,
we're just playing catch-up,
426
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,043
and a lot of innocent people
are getting hurt.
427
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,436
What do you
want us to do, Sarge?
428
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,351
Nothing.
I called in extra personnel
429
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,395
for the midnight shift.
430
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,049
I'm going
to brief them now.
431
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,138
You're all end of watch.
432
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,490
And what are you doing?
Stay with you.
433
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,058
Sergeant Reeves is covering two
districts on this crazy night.
434
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,320
The least I can do
is help.
435
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,843
Thanks.
436
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,584
It was all a big
misunderstanding.
437
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,760
No. The Edwards
took advantage of you.
438
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,502
Uh, no, darling.
I was wrong.
439
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,504
My ghost hasn't
made a peep in hours.
440
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,289
All that tinkering
they did worked.
441
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,161
Or they could have caused
the paranormal activity,
442
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:15,034
in which case, they also
could have made it stop.
443
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,253
Sometimes,
people prey on seniors.
444
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,647
You know what they do
even more often?
445
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,605
Underestimate us.
446
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,216
I'm not an idiot.
447
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,088
No, ma'am. I didn't mean
to suggest that you were.
448
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,003
As soon as strange things
started happening,
449
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,091
I did my research.
450
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,353
Let me tell you,
451
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:33,052
there's no way this building
isn't...haunted.
452
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,229
Dare I ask
what you're in for?
453
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,404
Hi.
454
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,840
Pete.
455
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,189
I hate you.
456
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,451
Okay.
457
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,192
Yeah, you make me think.
I don't like thinking.
458
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,759
Yeah, well, thinking sucks,
but sometimes,
459
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,674
that's the price you pay
for being an adult.
460
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,633
Yeah, well, you know, I'm not
gonna ghost Chastity, okay?
461
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:53,246
If she wants to have a baby,
then I'll man up, you know,
462
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,682
I'll take care
of my family,
463
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,639
but I-I don't know
what I'm doing.
464
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,988
I don't have any skills.
465
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,294
Start with what you know.
466
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,209
Yeah, but all I know how
to do is, you know, gamble
467
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,471
and, like, do drugs,
468
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,994
and, you know,
I don't even do that anymore.
469
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,779
Well, let's start with that.
Okay, gambling.
470
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,347
Um, you, uh --
you need patience,
471
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,959
uh, strategic thinking, uh,
472
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,004
uh, optimism,
being able to read people.
473
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,310
Your knowledge
of the drug trade.
474
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,530
You could...
475
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:17,966
Uh, you...
476
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,533
You.
477
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,056
You could help us.
478
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,840
Hey, do you know anything
about buying drugs
479
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,277
through ClipTalk?
480
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,888
Yeah.
Only, like, everything.
481
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,890
Really?
Yeah. You, uh --
482
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,283
You want me to help you
get drugs?
483
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,198
I --
I don't think
I could do that.
484
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,069
I don't think NA would be
too proud of that.
485
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,723
I -- It's not for me,
and I would never do anything
486
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:39,118
to endanger your sobriety.
I just --
487
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,033
If you could give us
any insight on Bomb-X,
488
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,818
you could help
a lot of people, Pete.
489
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,602
Alright.
Check this out.
490
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,648
It's actually pretty easy
to do.
491
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,997
So you just go on here,
492
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,870
and his name
is Flamebroiled6060,
493
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,482
which is street slang
for getting lit.
494
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,570
Pete.
Yeah?
495
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,180
How'd you like to make
500 bucks?
496
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,529
Can I hold your gun?
No.
497
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:00,487
Please?
Come on.
498
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,836
You never let me
hold the gun.
499
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,273
I think your building
is haunted.
500
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,666
I did some research,
501
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,408
and while our ghost busters
may be frauds,
502
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,062
this place is destined to be
a Netflix documentary.
503
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,238
What happened?
504
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,109
In 1912, the building
was constructed
505
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,198
as a textile factory.
506
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,897
A year later, seven workers
died in a fire.
507
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,726
1927, a speakeasy opens
in the basement.
508
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,728
It closes within the year.
509
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,209
Employees kept quitting,
driven out by the sounds
510
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,864
of people screaming
as they died.
511
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,387
That's awful.
512
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,215
The building shuts down during
the Depression,
513
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,391
doesn't open again
until the '60s,
514
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,220
when a charming,
young musician
515
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,875
decides to use it
for his recording studio.
516
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,703
Brian Wilson?
517
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,095
Charles Manson.
Mnh.
518
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,272
In the aughts, the building
was purchased
519
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,666
and converted into
the hipster catnip apartments
520
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,102
we see before us.
521
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,801
A worker goes missing
during construction.
522
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,020
A week later, he's found
in one of the walls,
523
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,457
surrounded by
scratch marks,
524
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,677
as if he tried to
claw his way out.
525
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,592
Okay. Let's move.
I know an underpass
526
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,072
that stays pretty warm
this time of year.
527
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,856
No, we are not moving.
528
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,642
Look, this is all creepy
and just not great,
529
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,514
but ghosts aren't real.
530
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,951
The only real problem
are the con artists
531
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,910
that are preying on
Mrs. Crouch.
532
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,695
She's the one who pointed me
to the building's history.
533
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,785
And unfortunately,
she doesn't want our help.
534
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,745
But elder fraud goes way down
when a trusted friend
535
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,748
or a family member
or nosy neighbor...
536
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,402
Well......takes an interest.
537
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:33,493
So I'm 99% certain our
ghost hunters won't be back.
538
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,888
Man. I hope I have a neighbor
as caring as me
539
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,238
when I'm old and alone.
540
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,804
Rough week
on the dating market?
541
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,589
It is so much worse
than that.
542
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,113
My mother has literally paid
543
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,420
to have my eggs
harvested and frozen.
544
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,988
I wouldn't laugh
if I were you.
545
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,860
Life sneaks up on you fast,
546
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,731
Miss
I-just-went-through-puberty.
547
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,168
Hey, if she wants to pay
for it, why not?
548
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,996
Egg freezing costs
thousands of dollars.
549
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,476
Now you can do it
for free.
550
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,783
The real cost
is my peace of mind
551
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,088
every time my mother asks me
552
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,699
when I'm gonna take
her grandkids
553
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,266
out of the deep freeze.
554
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,529
So then don't freeze your eggs
and just adopt.
555
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,140
It's not like there's
a shortage of kids out
there who need it.
556
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,795
Well, I got to get home
for Jack's first Halloween.
557
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,710
Call me if you need
recommendations for movers.
558
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,102
We're not moving.
559
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,365
Uh-huh.
560
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,583
♪♪
561
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,457
Oh, hey, look,
it's Mom.
562
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,372
♪♪
563
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,503
You're late.
564
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,157
Well, given that
I was just informed
565
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,116
about our family-themed
costume today,
566
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,554
I think I deserve
a little credit.
567
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,034
Okay.But you look super cute,
baby girl.
568
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,601
Thanks.
569
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,475
You make a great
Rey Skywalker.
570
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:43,954
Oh. Are you just
saying that
571
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,391
because I am
a real-life badass,
572
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:48,524
or because I look good
holding a lightsaber?
573
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:49,743
Uh, both?
574
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,658
Hmm, that was
a good answer.
575
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,442
Hmm, okay.
576
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:54,922
Thanks for coming,
though.
577
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,490
And for wearing
the whole costume.
578
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,882
It really means a lot
to her.
579
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:01,407
Well, thanks for the invite.
It means a lot to me.
580
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,582
Nyla, is that you?
581
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,279
Mrs. Dolinsky.
582
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,847
So great to see you two
back together again.
583
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,283
I never liked
that Penelope.
584
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,981
Uh, I'm still dating
Penelope.
585
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,896
Yeah, we're --
we're not back together.
586
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:17,379
We are just reunited to fight
for the Rebel Alliance.
587
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,076
Happy Halloween.
588
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,687
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.
589
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,385
This is gonna be
a long night, huh?
590
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,604
Yep.
591
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,171
Hey, thanks for
coming with me.
592
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,564
I know it's not really
your thing,
593
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,610
and I really appreciate
the company.
594
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,047
I promised myself
I'd try new things.
595
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:36,006
Or old things, I guess.
596
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,660
You couldn't have picked,
you know,
597
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,009
costumes from
this century?
598
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,055
Well, you know,
Bonnie and Clyde are not old,
599
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,100
they are iconic.
Mm.
600
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:49,411
Gosh, why is it
always so cold
in this bathroom?
601
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,195
'Cause like 20 people
died in here.
602
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:52,675
Oh, my gosh.
Don't even --
603
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:56,418
♪♪
604
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:57,593
What --
605
00:22:57,637 --> 00:23:02,859
♪♪
606
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,124
Oh.
607
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,866
That's why it's always
so cold in here.
608
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,260
Give me a hand.
609
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:21,704
Whoa, uh, that's...
creepy.
610
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:24,881
You heard the history.
611
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:29,103
This building has been
repurposed and subdivided
612
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,452
so many times,
613
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,062
I bet there are little
nooks and crannies
614
00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:34,108
all over the place.
615
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:37,067
Okay. You stay here.
I will be right back.
616
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,547
Yeah, like I'm
really gonna let you
617
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,549
just climb through the gates
of hell by yourself.
618
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:42,377
Have you ever seen
a horror movie?
619
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,857
Fine.
620
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,162
You can come.
621
00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:46,773
Yes!
622
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,342
Okay.
623
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,257
Okay, stay close.
624
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,434
♪♪
625
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,305
Oof.
626
00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:01,614
♪♪
627
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:04,530
Oof.
628
00:24:06,706 --> 00:24:07,881
Watch your step.
629
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,371
Someone's been back here.
Mm-hmm.
630
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,681
Uh-oh.
631
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:30,730
♪♪
632
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:35,735
♪♪
633
00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,918
Now do you believe I didn't
eat all the blueberries?
634
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,443
The ghost who's been living
in our walls did.
635
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,966
♪♪
636
00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,494
So Pete set up a controlled buy
with the Bomb-X dealer.
637
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,712
And you know your way
around ClipTalk?
638
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,322
Oh, yeah. I used to use it
to get ketamine
639
00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,976
and Molly
and shrooms and --
640
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,065
Something you might
not want to admit in
a room full of cops.
641
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,764
Uh, I mean alle--
allegedly did...that.
642
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:06,592
Anyway, who's gonna
actually buy the drugs,
643
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,158
like, in real life?
644
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:11,118
No offense, but you fit
the profile.
645
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,946
Yeah. Totally.
I get that.
646
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:14,774
I just -- Uh, the thing is,
I don't really want to be,
647
00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,166
like, touching the drugs,
648
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,603
because once I get
my hands on it,
649
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,126
I don't think I could trust
myself around it,
650
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:21,607
'cause I don't really have
great self-restraint.
651
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,391
We'll have eyes on you
the whole time, alright?
652
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:26,002
You'll never have a chance
to use the drugs. I promise.
653
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:28,744
If you're uncomfortable
for any reason,
654
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,790
we'll find another way.
655
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,531
No, no.
I-I got it.
656
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,794
And you'll -- you'll be
looking out for me, right?
657
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,796
I'll be looking out
for you.
658
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,232
Thanks for stepping in.
659
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,147
And good luck.
660
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:44,064
Alright. So you're
gonna get wired up
661
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,587
and go in, take the cash
that we give you,
662
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:46,719
and buy the Bomb-X.
663
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,459
Here's the important part --
664
00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:50,331
Clean him out.
Buy everything.
665
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,680
That way, he has to go back
to his supplier.
666
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,029
Okay, and then
we follow him.
667
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,553
That's when
we follow him.
668
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,685
At that point, you are done.
One more thing.
669
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,600
You have to be
strip-searched. Twice.
670
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,603
Uh, before and after.
In front of two witnesses.
671
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,344
You cops really do like it
freaky, huh?
672
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:05,346
It's so the dealer's defense
team can't claim later
673
00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,391
that you had drugs on you
before you made the buy.
674
00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:09,132
Alright.
Let's get this over with.
675
00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:10,743
Might as well start
with the holes.
676
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,005
Pete, Pete, Pete,
Pete, Pete!
Yeah?
677
00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,006
Not here.
678
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:14,616
What the --?
679
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,617
No?
Not here.
Not here.
680
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,010
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
681
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:19,839
Happy Halloween.
682
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:22,276
♪♪
683
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,456
She's out.
684
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:30,458
She did hit a record number
of houses this year.
685
00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:33,592
Is she okay under there?
686
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,116
Uh, I asked her if she wanted
to take it off, but, uh,
687
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:38,118
she threatened me
with bodily injury.
688
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,815
Freshen you up?
689
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:41,774
Yeah. Sure.
Why not?
690
00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,038
Oh.
691
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:51,522
I am not used to walking miles
in $6 pleather boots.
692
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,091
Maybe next year, we can steer
her towards a family
693
00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:56,876
that wears
comfy track suits.
694
00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:59,661
Mm.
Like "The Royal Tenenbaums"?
695
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:01,402
Exactly.
696
00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:02,577
We used to love that film.
697
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,361
Yeah.
698
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,801
You know, I'm sorry
it got awkward today
699
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:11,194
with people thinking
that we were back together.
700
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:15,024
But seeing her so happy
made it worth it.
701
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,289
Look, I know that we're
supposed to split holidays,
702
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,249
but she's just growing up
so fast,
703
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:25,948
and I hate the idea of missing
any more time with her.
704
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,950
I know what you mean.
705
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:30,953
Maybe we can
come up with, um...
706
00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,868
a new schedule.
707
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,783
Something
a bit more fluid.
708
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,829
I'd like that.
709
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,483
To us...
and being more...
710
00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:40,789
fluid.
711
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,706
So it's not a ghost.
712
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,969
There is someone
living in our walls.
713
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,014
Happy Halloween.
714
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:50,494
I'm getting major
stalker vibes.
715
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,887
Mm.
716
00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:56,544
Oh.
717
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:59,590
Yeah.
For Margaret Ward, 604.
718
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:02,681
What was that?
719
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,378
Um, I don't know.
720
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,641
I hope it was
the pipes, though.
721
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,471
Okay, um, we're gonna
go check it out.
722
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:11,385
I'll call it in.
723
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:15,345
Okay.
724
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:20,437
♪♪
725
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,526
Watch your head.
726
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:28,402
♪♪
727
00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:34,277
♪♪
728
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,018
Peepholes.
729
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,019
Eww.
730
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:37,890
Yeah.
731
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:42,721
Look, Margaret's doing
laundry on Halloween?
732
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,418
We should invite her
to go out with us.
733
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,550
Yeah, right after we warn her
she's being creeped
734
00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,030
by a stalker.
735
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,649
Margaret!
736
00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,089
Margaret!
Look out!
737
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,960
We need
to get in there.
738
00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,745
There has to be
a door or hatch.
739
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,311
He got in there somehow.
740
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:15,405
♪♪
741
00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:16,580
You stay here.
742
00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:23,674
♪♪
743
00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:29,985
♪♪
744
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,639
Margaret:
745
00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:33,423
Hey! Police!
Drop the weapon!
746
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:37,776
No, no, no, no.
747
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,169
Come on.
Come on.
748
00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:53,356
Yes! Yes!
Yes, yes!
749
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,357
Thank you.
750
00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:55,968
Yes, yes!
751
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,278
This is
Sergeant Tim Bradford.
752
00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:03,497
Today's date
is October 31st.
753
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,586
We're conducting
a "Buy-Walk" operation,
754
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:08,676
using CI number 081316.
755
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:10,896
Tonight's buy
targets a narcotic
756
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,985
with the street name
of Bomb-X.
757
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:16,466
After the buy, we will tail
the suspect to his SOS.
758
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,773
You guys, uh -- You guys
still hear me over there?
759
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,514
You bet, Pete.
We can still hear you.
760
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:23,996
Alright.
I'm, uh -- I'm going in.
761
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,697
Hello?
762
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,526
Do those burgers
come flamebroiled?
763
00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:35,224
I know you?Yeah, we, uh --
we texted a few times.
764
00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,009
You "eggplant emoji 70"?
765
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:40,577
Yeah. Uh, "eggplant emoji 69"
was already taken.
766
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:43,493
Okay. Let me see it.
767
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,582
Put the money
in the car.
768
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,541
I'll tell you where it is.
Six pack, right?
769
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,804
Yeah, well, what started
as a small get-together
770
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,327
has now turned into
a bigger party.
771
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,895
Like, "boat" big,
if you know what I'm saying.
772
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,941
You want a boat?
A full boat?
773
00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,246
I don't have that much
on me.
774
00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,465
Well, how much do you have?
775
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:04,036
I got 80 left.
That's four grand.
776
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,081
You got that kind of cash?
777
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,259
How fast
can you get the rest?
778
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:15,525
That was awesome!
779
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,005
You did great!
Yeah.
780
00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:19,878
The -- The drugs?
781
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,402
Right.
782
00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,973
Just looks like
a super-fun time.
783
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,844
Yeah. A fun time that
turns you into a zombie
784
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:30,932
and melts your brain.
785
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,629
Right. Yeah.
786
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,066
Got to say, not bad.
787
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,548
Air Three has the dealer on
the 10 East towards downtown.
788
00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:40,159
We got to go.
Right.
789
00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:42,770
Listen, Pete, um...
great job.
790
00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:43,902
I'm really proud of you.
791
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,816
Thank you.
Can I have the money now?
792
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,123
I'm serious.
It took guts to do what you did.
793
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,211
No, I know.
I'm serious, too.
794
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,647
Could I please have
the money now?
795
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,345
Okay, Officer Jan will drive you
back to the station.
796
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,477
They'll strip search you again,
make sure you didn't keep any,
797
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:55,739
and they'll pay you.
798
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:58,133
Great. Normally I'd say,
"Lucky you,"
799
00:31:58,177 --> 00:31:59,308
but I was sweating balls
out there.
800
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,875
Okay.
Let's go.
801
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,529
♪♪
802
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:11,494
♪♪
803
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,409
Control, 7-Adam-100.
804
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:16,238
Suspect just stopped outside
the Los Angeles Theater.
805
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,197
What's the ETA on Metro?
806
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,635
7-Adam-100, Metro
landing in 15 minutes.
807
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,376
This is ridiculous.
808
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,030
We're in the middle of an op
and there's no backup?
809
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,162
It's Halloween.
810
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:28,424
Alright,
so what do we do?
811
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,688
Do we go after him
or wait for backup?
812
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,995
We go after him.
There's other exits
on that building.
813
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,475
We can't chance him
getting resupplied
814
00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:36,780
and those drugs
hitting the streets.
815
00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:37,694
Right answer.
816
00:32:51,578 --> 00:33:00,500
♪♪
817
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:09,552
♪♪
818
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:18,561
♪♪
819
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:27,527
♪♪
820
00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:36,710
♪♪
821
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:46,285
♪♪
822
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:52,943
♪♪
823
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,467
Ready?
824
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:58,732
♪♪
825
00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:14,008
♪♪
826
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:22,364
♪♪
827
00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:31,069
♪♪
828
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,201
Police!
Stay right where you are!
829
00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,029
Show me your hands!
Now!
830
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,640
Turn around!
Turn around!
831
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:39,947
Interlock your fingers
behind your head.
832
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:45,996
Sit down.
833
00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:48,521
Sit down.
834
00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:54,483
♪♪
835
00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:10,282
♪♪
836
00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:21,423
♪♪
837
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:29,257
♪♪
838
00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:37,135
♪♪
839
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:44,968
♪♪
840
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:56,241
♪♪
841
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:08,122
You okay?
842
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,341
Ask me later.
843
00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:13,345
Control, we need an RA
to our location.
844
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:14,737
Three suspects in custody.
845
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,565
♪♪
846
00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:25,661
Mm.
847
00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:28,229
Mm.
848
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,497
Oh, my God.
Ah.
849
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,717
How much did we drink
last night?
850
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,153
I don't remember.
851
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,807
Mm. So too much.
852
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,591
Daddy?
853
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:45,333
Don't -- Don't come in.
Uh, I'm getting dressed.
854
00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:47,335
Can I have pancakes
for breakfast?
855
00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:48,423
And syrup?
856
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:50,251
And can I have some more
of my candy?
857
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,558
Whatever you want,
sweetheart.
858
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,521
I-I-I-I don't want to
confuse her.
859
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,916
Yeah.
Or get her hopes up
that we are back together.
860
00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:04,657
No.
861
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,093
So what do we do?
862
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:09,183
Uh, you -- you go make
her pancakes.
863
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,534
I will do what
any mature single parent does
864
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,406
and hide in the closet.
865
00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:15,711
♪♪
866
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:17,365
Did you get any sleep?
867
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:20,238
Considering we went to bed
an hour ago, no.
868
00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:24,372
Look, last night was something
out of a nightmare,
869
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:27,114
and if you're not feeling safe
being here right now,
870
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:29,508
we can get a hotel
or something.
871
00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:32,424
I've slept in a lot
of creepy places.
872
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:35,296
Never had a badass superhero
protecting me,
873
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,385
so this is the safest
I've ever felt.
874
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:38,952
Aww.
875
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:41,998
Oh.
876
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:42,999
Hey!
877
00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:44,523
Hey.
878
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:46,960
I just wanted to let you know
that if you hear any noises,
879
00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:50,529
it's TID processing the scene,
not ghosts.
880
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:53,532
Yes. Because ghosts
do not exist.
881
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:56,012
Agree to disagree.
882
00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:58,450
So, uh, did you decide what
to do about your eggs?
883
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:02,715
Uh, I-I'm gonna make an
appointment for a consultation.
884
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:03,672
And then we'll see.
885
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:05,283
Sounds like a solid plan.
886
00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:07,241
And the fact that babies
are crying machines
887
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,025
who never sleep for more
than three hours in a row
888
00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:11,767
and you can't tell whether
they're smiling or have gas
889
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:15,031
and every time you change
their diaper, they pee on you.
890
00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:17,686
Don't let any of that
dissuade you
891
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,558
from the joys of motherhood,
okay?
892
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:22,604
Well, when you put it that way,
I mean, I...
893
00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:23,475
I can't wait.
894
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,737
Me either.
895
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,565
Kidding.
896
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,654
I don't want to have a kid for
at least, like, another year.
897
00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:32,614
Again, kidding.
God, you're so easy.
898
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:36,226
Seriously, though, Jack is
the best thing in my life.
899
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:38,359
And I wish the same for you,
whenever you're ready.
900
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,361
Thanks.
901
00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:41,971
I know you were just kidding,
but, um,
902
00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,278
we should probably talk about
birth control, and --
903
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,412
and -- and --
and just general sex education
904
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:48,500
would be good.
905
00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,371
I'd rather be
possessed.
906
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:51,764
Take it back.
907
00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:52,721
It was a joke.
908
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,201
Take it back.
909
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,029
Fine.
I-I take it back.
910
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,988
Thank God.
911
00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:00,903
♪♪
912
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,036
I fed her pancakes,
candy bars, and soda.
913
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:05,430
I'm a terrible father, but she
won't be coming in here.
914
00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:07,867
Thank you for the shirt.
I will get it back to you later.
915
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,695
Of course.
916
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:11,914
♪♪
917
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,046
I bought a ring.
918
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,311
Excuse me?
An engagement ring.
919
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,792
Donovan, last night
was fun and all,
920
00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,489
but we really shouldn't --
921
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:24,013
For Penelope.
922
00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:27,365
I was...
planning to propose.
923
00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:30,629
And you still should.
924
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,848
I mean, Penelope is great,
925
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:35,373
despite what
Mrs. Dolinsky thinks.
926
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,071
And she is really sweet
with Lila.
927
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,420
What about last night?
928
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:43,250
We fell into
a comfortable routine.
929
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:46,471
And now we both
have to move on.
930
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:51,040
Hey, look, we messed up, but
that will never happen again,
931
00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:53,695
which means it's in the past,
932
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,872
so let's not let it blow
up our futures, okay?
933
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,657
Yeah. Okay.
934
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,659
♪♪
935
00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:03,357
So...
936
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,924
you...
937
00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,404
you're going out
the window?
938
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,535
Yeah.
939
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:12,148
♪♪
940
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:14,455
Well, I am all packed.
941
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:18,328
You didn't even bring
a toothbrush.
942
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:20,418
Are you just taking
a bunch of my clothes?
943
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:21,419
No.
944
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,203
♪♪
945
00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:26,902
Hey, man, uh,
thanks for, like, uh,
946
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,643
you know, all your help
in making me a CI.
947
00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:30,253
That was really cool.
948
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:31,907
I didn't know you could make
money buying drugs.
949
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,474
Yeah, yeah.
Even so,
950
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,390
I might skip listing that
under "skills" on your résumé.
951
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,871
Hey, uh, not to get
all sappy and crap,
952
00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:41,482
but, uh,
thanks for believing in me.
953
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:44,442
Uh, I kinda believe in myself
now a little bit,
954
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:47,357
and I've decided I'm gonna be
a responsible adult
955
00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:51,100
and go back to Tempe
and fix things up with Chastity.
956
00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:53,451
And I'll be the dad
that, you know,
957
00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:54,669
our dad could never be.
958
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,149
Pete, I have no doubt.
959
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,458
♪♪
960
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,546
I see you!
961
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:03,286
I'll get that.
962
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,334
♪ We're wild and free
963
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,205
Thank you.
There he is.
964
00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:10,772
Pete, listen to me --
965
00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:12,861
Hey.
Just hear me out, okay?
966
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,515
I have a whole speech
prepared,
967
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:15,908
and it's not gonna
be that great,
968
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,213
so please don't get mad,
969
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,911
but I-I don't have
a lot to offer.
970
00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,608
But you already know that
because you know me.
971
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:22,044
Pete --
No.
972
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:23,524
Please --
Please just
let me finish.
973
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:24,656
Okay.
974
00:41:24,699 --> 00:41:25,961
♪♪
975
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,789
Chastity Evelyn Sneed,
976
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,487
I want to be
your baby daddy.
977
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:31,097
I do.
978
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:34,013
I want to be the best dad
that I can be for our child.
979
00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:35,188
So will you please --
980
00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:37,669
Stop talking.
981
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,367
I'm not pregnant.
982
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:41,890
Wait, what? Seriously?
983
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,544
Seriously.
984
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:47,548
Yes! Oh, my God!
That is fantastic news.
985
00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:50,116
Whew.
Wait, I'm actually --
986
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,683
I might be a little sad.
987
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,685
♪♪
988
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:56,601
Nah. Not even a little.
I feel great!
989
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:57,863
We should celebrate.
990
00:41:57,906 --> 00:41:59,168
You want to go to Vegas
or something?
Yes!
991
00:41:59,212 --> 00:42:00,474
I'm -- I'm sorry.
992
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,345
Pete,
you just finished saying
993
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:04,260
you wanted to start being
a responsible adult.
994
00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:05,914
Yes. Yes.
That was New Pete.
995
00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:06,915
But I'm Old Pete.
996
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:08,264
Old Pete is back
997
00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:10,223
'cause new Pete
is no longer required.
998
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,660
And Old Pete
wants to go to Vegas
999
00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:14,227
and go to a strip club
and make it rain.
1000
00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:15,663
What do you think?
Should we go?
Yeah.
1001
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:16,925
Cool.
1002
00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:18,884
Bye, John.
1003
00:42:18,927 --> 00:42:20,929
Good luck, Chastity.
Thanks!
1004
00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:22,148
Later, nerd.
Thanks for having me.
1005
00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,280
I'll see you soon.
Maybe no rush on that.
1006
00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,673
No, I-I will be back.
1007
00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:27,545
Call first?
Nope!
1008
00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:42,342
♪♪
1009
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:49,958
♪♪
1010
00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:59,577
♪♪
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