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Hey. Hey, Dave. Can you
grab me a wrench, man?
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Yeah, sure.
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Gotcha!
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Good job, Grover.
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Okay, you know what, son?
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This is a teachable moment.
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Never prank the person
who pays your allowance.
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Yeah, that's why I won't prank Mom.
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Man, I love Halloween.
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It's like Christmas, but
instead of giving out gifts,
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I give out nightmares.
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Hey, y'all.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Are you taking Grover trick-or-treating?
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Nah, he's going to a
friend's Halloween party.
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Apparently, the kid's
too cool for me now.
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I saw that one coming.
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Yeah, you lasted longer
than we thought, Dave.
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Dad, I think there's a
scratch on your truck.
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What?
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- Where?
- Yeah, ri-right here.
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Can't you see? It's right there.
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Want to float?
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It's okay, guys. It's just Malcolm.
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Oh, Pop, you didn't even flinch.
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And this mask was not cheap.
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Yeah, well, your prank was.
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Guys. I've been pranking people
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in this neighborhood for over 30 years,
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and no one has gotten me yet.
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I'm the reason Freddy Krueger
moved to Elm Street.
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This yard is filled with the bodies
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of those that tried to scare me before.
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Oh, please, Pop.
I would not go that far.
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Don't leave me!
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Come for the king, you best not miss!
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- _
- ? Gonna scream on Halloween... ?
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Oh, okay. You're in a good mood.
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Let me guess, you scared the
hell out of someone this morning?
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I got Miss Kim real good.
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You know, it turns out she runs
pretty fast without that walker.
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No.
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Calvin, you are wrong for that, baby.
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That was terrible.
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I'm-a go over to Gemma's
and pick out a costume.
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I'll be back later to
give you some candy.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Ooh.
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Did you turn the AC on?
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I just got the chills.
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No. That's all me, baby.
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All right.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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I do feel a little draft
in here, though.
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Tina?
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What was that?
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Anyone here?
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Oh, all right. I see.
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Trying to scare me with
the ole Chucky footsteps.
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Yeah, come on out.
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Malcolm? Marty?
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Oh. Well, I guess no one's here,
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so I'll just go back to the kitchen.
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Okay. Okay.
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I see somebody's learning from the OG.
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A'ight.
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A little girl, really?
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Nice try,
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but I was there when your
mama gave birth to you.
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It's gonna take a lot more
than that to scare me.
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Okay, we've got all the classics:
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sexy vampire, sexy nurse,
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- sexy maid.
- Ooh.
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Ooh, save the sexy maid for later.
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My room is dirty.
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Honey, we have company.
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It's fine. I know you two are freaks.
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Oh, look, my old cheerleading uniform.
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Go Cobras!
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I used to roll the skirt up,
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so when I walked away, you'd see my...
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Yeah, you're right. I'm a freak.
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All right. Well, you guys have fun.
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I'm gonna go find a new
space for Webster here.
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You know, he was
traumatized this morning
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when I faced him towards
Miss Kim's yard.
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Okay. So, uh, what do you think?
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Sister Mary Cleavage?
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- Mm.
- Or Satan's little helper?
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Ooh, I'll take the Devil.
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Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
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Shh...
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- You know it's me.
- Yeah, it's you.
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Calvin?
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You home?
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Yeah. Hey, Dave. What's going on?
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Left your wrench out front.
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Ah, yeah. Thank you.
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Ooh, while I'm here, I was wondering,
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are you planning on pranking me tonight?
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Because, you know,
I'm a little skittish already,
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and, look, if you're gonna do it,
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can you just do it to me now?
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That's not how pranks work, Dave.
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What was that?
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Was-was that the prank?
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Calvin, 'cause I told
you, I am skittish.
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Nah, that's just Marty and Malcolm
trying to pull a prank on me.
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And it's so lame, it's a shame.
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Okay, Calvin, uh...
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This all sounds pretty real to me.
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No, Dave, I'll show you.
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They just got a fan
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and-and a speaker hidden
in here somewhere.
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You'll never find me.
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And we don't want to.
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Aha!
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Found it.
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Man, you know what? You would
think, with me being their father,
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genetically they would
be better than this.
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Hmm.
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And just like that we unplug ghost girl.
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So disappointing, guys.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Busted. You can't dethrone the king.
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Do you want to play?
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I know I unplugged that
speaker, right, Dave?
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Dave?
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I can't believe these fools are
trying to come for the king.
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Now, I know my boys did it.
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I may not know how they did it,
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but I know they did it.
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Or... your house is actually
haunted by a creepy little girl.
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Be quiet, okay?
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We're about to get the drop on them.
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And because I'm the
landlord, I got the key.
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Mm-hmm.
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What the hell?
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Okay, all right. Well, to be fair,
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we didn't knock.
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Pop, is that you?
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Yeah. I wish it wasn't.
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Dad, Dad, we can talk
about boundaries later.
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Right now, we need your help.
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Why are you guys wearing
this ridiculous costume?
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We're going to a costume party later,
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so we figured we'd try it on first.
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And I told Marty it was stupid,
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and the stupid zipper got stuck.
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Yeah, well, then Malcolm
started freaking out,
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and I'm downwind from Malcolm,
so then I stated freaking out.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Let me see what I can do.
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Very clever, fellas.
I see what you're doing.
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You got you a alibi.
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But I know that you're the ones
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that's behind this
creepy little girl stuff,
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and I'm gonna prove it.
You got to remember,
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I'm the prank king.
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What are you talking about, Pop?
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We've been stuck in here for an hour.
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Man, this thing really won't budge.
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Ah! Hurry!
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I know camels can hold
their pee, but I can't!
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Ah! I'm not gonna make it!
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I'm not gonna make it!
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Huh.
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If you two can't get
out of a camel suit,
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then I know y'all not
behind the ghost girl.
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The question is, who is?
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We already tried pranking
you this morning, Pop,
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and that did not work.
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Well, I'm gonna find out
who's behind this thing.
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Trust me.
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It can't be Tina. No. No...
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Maybe it's Miss Kim.
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Nope. No. She's only got one good hip.
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Well, I'm gonna figure out
why I agreed to go as a camel
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instead of Dumb and
Dumber like I wanted to.
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It's Halloween, son.
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You can't go as yourselves.
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You served it up too easy.
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Ooh, girl. Look at you.
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You should save that outfit
for when Dave is mad at you.
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Oh, and I would happily
spend a night in hell
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with you.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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What do you think of our costumes?
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Um...
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I mean, uh, no offense...
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"No offense" is always followed
by something truly offensive,
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but go on.
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Should you be dressed that way?
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I mean, you-you're... you're moms.
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And you have been for, like... a while.
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So, what do moms dress like?
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Well, Uggs, messy hair,
sweatpants with holes in them.
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Yeah, uh...
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Chipped nail polish,
a T-shirt that says,
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"Everything happens for a Riesling."
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- Okay. It's time for you haters to leave.
- Yep. Beat it.
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Get out.
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Tina, I never thought I'd say this,
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but do you think we're too
old for Sexy Halloween?
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You know, normally, I would
scratch your eyeballs out
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- for saying that...
- Mm-hmm.
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... but this corset is killing me.
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- Please, just give me a pair of sweatpants.
- Okay.
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For Halloween, I'm going
as a lady that gave up.
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You know, Calvin, that's
your third cup of coffee.
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You're damn right it is.
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Because I'm staying up
all night until I figure out
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who's trying to take my
prank crown from me.
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Okay. You know...
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Calvin, is it really
that hard to believe
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that a little ghost girl
wants to play with you?
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You know what, Dave, you're
off the case. Go home.
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Dave! Look!
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Oh, my God.
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Is that a tamale?
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No. I think it's a doll.
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Stop!
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Don't touch that.
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Wait, uh, Miss Kim, you-you
know who that thing belongs to?
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Oh, yes.
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And I'd hoped I'd never
have to see her again.
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See who?
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Emily.
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Who's... Emily?
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The little girl that haunts
this neighborhood.
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Wait a minute.
I've lived here for 30 years.
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I've never heard of this Emily.
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Have you been drinking again?
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Yes, but mind your business.
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Emily lived in this neighborhood
over a century ago.
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Oh, that Emily.
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I heard about her on NPR.
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The story goes that she
went missing on Halloween,
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and now every time there's a
harvest moon on October 31,
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she returns in search of a playmate.
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That's right, Dave.
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The last time Emily was here,
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she picked little Willy Hopkins
to be her next playmate
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and almost dragged him
back to the underworld.
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The whole neighborhood had to
perform a ritual to free Willy.
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You know what, Calvin?
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I bet that's the little girl that's
been running around your house.
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She's been in your house?
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Ooh, that's not good.
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- Why?
- Because that means
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that she's chosen you
to be her next playmate.
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So pack your bags and
include some short sleeves,
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'cause where you're headed,
it's gonna be hot.
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All right, you know what, I'm done.
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I'm not listening to this nonsense.
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Don't you have a gentleman to grope?
259
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,334
As a matter of fact, I do.
260
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,084
So if you don't want to know
how to get rid of her,
261
00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,750
it's your funeral.
262
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,830
I'll see you later.
263
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,167
Or maybe I won't.
264
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,540
That's exactly what you get
265
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,600
when you mix bourbon
with blood pressure pills.
266
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,520
Whoa.
267
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,167
Where's that little ugly doll?
268
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,010
I bet Emily took it.
269
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,334
Calvin, you better be careful.
270
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,783
Look, Dave, I'm fine. All right?
271
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:10,959
This is just all a bad Halloween prank.
272
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,917
Come play with me.
273
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,950
Uh, Calvin, that ball had blood on it.
274
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,560
Aw, hell no. Miss Kim!
275
00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,030
Miss Kim!
276
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,120
Still depressed
277
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:35,820
about our insensitive children's
casually cruel comments?
278
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,640
Yeah. We gave them life,
279
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:40,209
- and now they're hating on ours.
- Mm-hmm.
280
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,380
You want a mini Kit Kat?
281
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,450
No.
282
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,917
I want four 'cause that
makes a whole Kit Kat.
283
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,334
- Leave us alone!
- Yeah,
284
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,750
we're trying to eat our feelings!
285
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,330
Trick or treat!
286
00:13:57,340 --> 00:14:00,042
- Aw.
- Aw. Gemma. What we got?
287
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:04,150
Well, we are out of candy, but
how about a scented candle,
288
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,750
spare car key, and some Clorox wipes?
289
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,667
Say thank you, Joey.
290
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:10,834
No.
291
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,870
I am so sorry.
292
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,459
He is in a mood tonight.
293
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,853
Don't worry about it.
294
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,750
By the way, you look great, girl.
295
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,660
Yeah. You are one wicked witch.
296
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,750
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you!
297
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,320
You know, earlier my son told me
my costume was embarrassing.
298
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:28,792
But I wore it anyway, 'cause
I am a grown-ass woman.
299
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,850
Yas! I heard that.
300
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:32,910
You know what?
301
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,084
I have one mini Kit Kat
left, and it's all yours.
302
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,584
- Happy Halloween to me.
- Yeah.
303
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,750
Aw, I liked her.
304
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,800
Yeah. You know what?
305
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,959
She wasn't a wicked witch.
306
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:48,539
She was our fairy godmother here
to remind us that we still got it.
307
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,550
Yeah.
308
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,042
Bibbidi-bobbidi-forget-our-kids-boo.
309
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,542
And forget the sweatpants, too.
310
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,013
- Whoa. You guys look amazing.
- Hey.
311
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,764
- Mm-hmm?
- Little overdressed for a s�ance,
312
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,280
but amazing.
313
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,292
Mama!
314
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,834
We talked about this.
315
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,123
It's because you're a mom.
316
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,792
We did, and I don't care.
317
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:21,273
That's right. As moms, we decide
when we're too old for something.
318
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,500
Now, let's get this tea party started.
319
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,370
All right.
320
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,900
Gather 'round, everyone.
321
00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:29,090
It's time, Calvin!
322
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,200
All right. I'm ready.
323
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,740
Whoa, Tina.
324
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,000
Ooh!
325
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,240
Talk about the Devil making you do it.
326
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:44,170
Mmm! Well, if you get that creepy
little girl out of my house,
327
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,042
I will possess you all night long.
328
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,542
Focus, you two.
329
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,010
Make sure you keep that on
330
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,173
- after this little s�ance thing.
- Okay, okay.
331
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:56,667
Are all these people really necessary?
332
00:15:56,670 --> 00:16:00,417
Yes, Calvin, we all have
to be here for it to work.
333
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,459
Now, sit.
334
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,340
It's the witching hour.
335
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,584
I have to summon her.
336
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:15,917
Calvin, repeat after me.
337
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:22,200
Emily... it's time to play.
338
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:31,750
Emily... it's time to play.
339
00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,834
Oh.
340
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,750
Whoa.
341
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,959
Emily? Is that you?
342
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,340
It's me, Dave.
343
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,800
We met earlier.
344
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,375
Uh, you-you have a very nice laugh.
345
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,000
Seriously, Dave? Come on, man.
346
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,446
Calvin, I'm a people person, okay?
347
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,709
Dead or alive.
348
00:16:56,130 --> 00:17:00,640
Emily? It's safe to show yourself.
349
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,209
You don't have to hide.
350
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:06,250
- You're among friends.
- Uh, yeah.
351
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,667
How about some double Dutch?
352
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,313
Tina and I will play with you.
353
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,542
Uh-uh, girl. Don't put me in that.
354
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,660
Invite Emily to have some tea.
355
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:23,667
Emily, would you want some tea?
356
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,120
I'd love some tea, Calvin.
357
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:33,750
H-How did you know my name?
358
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,553
She's a ghost, Pop.
359
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,584
She probably know your
credit score, too.
360
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,584
Eat a cookie. I made them myself.
361
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:43,125
I-I don't see any cookies.
362
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,167
I said eat a cookie!
363
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:46,960
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
364
00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:48,209
Those cookies.
365
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,667
Mmm.
366
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,980
Delicious.
367
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,750
Well, you know, look at the time.
368
00:17:58,770 --> 00:17:59,900
You know, it's Halloween,
369
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,580
so I'm sure you got
a lot of other ghost,
370
00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:04,850
ghoulie, creepy stuff to do.
371
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,000
So, uh, just go ahead and enjoy
the rest of your death, okay?
372
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,660
You're coming to my world
373
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:14,160
where we can play together forever.
374
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,792
That's gonna be a hard no from me. Okay.
375
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,750
Come with me!
376
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,250
Get this little devil baby off me!
377
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,834
Oh, I can't... Ah!
378
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,860
I ain't been to the Bahamas yet!
379
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,584
Gotcha!
380
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,620
- What?
- Oh, we got him!
381
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,053
- What's going...
- Yes!
382
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,917
It was a prank, Dad.
383
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,550
Yeah. We finally got you.
384
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,290
- Yeah, we did.
- Wait a minute.
385
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,792
You all were in on this?
386
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,539
Yeah. You had it coming.
387
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,648
Remember when you put that
stink bomb in my mailbag?
388
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:53,403
Yeah. And then when you put
that Krazy Glue on my blunt.
389
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,042
I was talking like this for two days.
390
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,375
And, baby, it wasn't even Halloween.
391
00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:02,040
I mean, you can't limit all this
talent to just one day a year.
392
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,540
But wait a minute.
393
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,334
How did y'all do the creepy little girl?
394
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:07,700
Oh, Emily was a hologram me
and my buddies worked on
395
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,830
at JPL.
396
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,700
We did everything with remote controls,
397
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,660
projection audio, and a fog machine.
398
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,589
And I got all the sound
effects off the Internet.
399
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:15,870
Well, except for one.
400
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,709
Too soon?
401
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:23,375
Baby, we were all in on it.
Don't be mad at us.
402
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:27,140
I'm not mad. I mean...
it took a whole neighborhood
403
00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:30,230
and a team of engineers
just to trick me.
404
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,209
Besides, I wasn't even really scared.
405
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,939
What?
406
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,699
Yeah, come on, Pop. You were terrified.
407
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,793
No, I was not. You know what I mean?
408
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,780
The only reason that I had
tears coming out my eyes,
409
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,533
because that doll's hair got in there,
410
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:46,084
and I'm allergic to the synthetic...
411
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,410
Yesterday was so much fun.
412
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,959
You know what, I'm glad
you all enjoyed yourselves.
413
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,080
You edit the video yet, Marty?
414
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:03,417
Yeah. Almost done. Just adding
some close-up's of Dad's tears.
415
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:06,960
You know what?
416
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:09,840
I got everybody a little something
to congratulate you
417
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,539
on finally pranking me.
418
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,500
So, uh, here.
419
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,399
- Go ahead and open it.
- Ooh, I love mixed nuts.
420
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,410
- No!
- Dave!
421
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,903
What?
422
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,240
Do not open that.
423
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,120
It's the oldest trick in the book, man.
424
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,280
You got me.
425
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,209
Eh, I guess I'm losing my touch.
426
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,810
It's okay. It's all right.
427
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,440
Hey, Malcolm, uh, turn the game on.
428
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,700
- Oh, that's right.
- Yep.
429
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,620
What y'all doing?
430
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:39,120
Oh, my God!
431
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,000
Yes! I'm still the king!
432
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,792
So, you're gonna fix
my transmission, right?
433
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,403
Uh, nah.
434
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:56,249
That was also a part of the prank.
435
00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:02,300
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