All language subtitles for Hart.to.Hart.Till.Death.Do.Us.Hart.1996.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.x264-ABM

I cannot bear eating alone,

even when I was a small boy.

You were never a small boy.

I knew she wouldn't come.

I win the bet.

Name your pleasure.

Your problem is

you try to control women
without understanding them.

Problem? I never found it
a problem.

Women know what I want.

They do what I expect.

Then where is she?

You see? You did exactly what
I expected.

And again!

By the way, Karl...

your fly is open.

Hello.

Wups.

It's your wife, Mr. Hart.

Thank you.

Hello, sweetheart.

Jonathon?

You're not flying the plane
without a copilot again, are you?

Safety is my middle name.

Copilot's sitting
right next to me.

Munich is even more
beautiful than I remember.

Munich?

Isn't that a coincidence?

I'm flying over
Germany right now.

Well then maybe you can
come to my party!

You're giving a party?

Yes I am! It's my anniversary.

Mine too. What a coincidence.

Who's all invited to this party?

Oh, just my closest friends
in Munich.

Housekeeping, room service,
the doorman...

Save me a seat on your right.

I have to be at the Deutsche
Telekom meeting in Berlin,

so I won't be there
till after lunch.

Have I told you how proud
I am of what you're doing?

You'd do the same thing.

That's why I married you.

Auf wiedersehen, Liebchen.

Auf wiedersehen, Schatzi.

I'm crazy about that girl.

Okay, okay.

A deal's a deal.

Paws up.

Not bad.

If you had thumbs,
I'd let you land it.

Emergency!

Clear the way, clear the way.

Danke. Thank you.

Emergency!

Emergency. Doctor, thank
heavens you're here.

Quick, quick, quick!
Stat, stat!

Doctor please
to radiology.

Just in time.

For young Maximilian's recovery.

Now, it should hang directly
above his bed.

Supervise it for me, will you?

- Peter, I'm a surgeon.
- Yes...

and I am your employer.

I want this in skilled hand.
Please

- Okay, okay.
- Peter.

Doctor,
would you please excuse us?

For sure, Simone.

Peter, can't we go somewhere
private?

I need to talk with you.

You're having second thoughts
about the wedding, aren't you?

Do you know how I know?

I've had second thoughts
about the wedding.

Me, the man who's about to
become the luckiest husband

in the world.

Perhaps...

- it will happen too fast.
- Not fast enough for me.

If it weren't so right,

neither of us would be nervous. It's
people who don't love each other

who settle for being
comfortable.

No sparks,

no doubts.

We'll never feel that way
about each other.

I see my timing is impeccable.

I've been looking for you,
Simone.

Karl needs to meet with you
about the prenuptial ball.

This is not exactly the right...

time, Elsa.

No, this is the perfect
time, darling.

I have to go meet the
bone-marrow donor at the hotel.

But don't you forget! We're all
going to have dinner later.

I love you.

Karl was very disappointed you
didn't join him for breakfast.

Really?

Doctor to Emergency.

Lock her in my trunk.

Follow Peters. See where he goes. She may
have told him nothing, but I can't be sure.

Mr. Donner.

What?

Peter Donner?

Of the Donner Clinic?

Peter Donner?

Oh...

Yes!

You are Mrs. Hart?

Jennifer.

Were those for me?

Well, they even look pretty
here on the floor.

You

are our bone

Yes.

Is everything all right?

Oh, yes, it's...

It's just that you look so
much like someone that I know.

It's my fiancee, as a matter
of fact.

Really? Well, I'll take that
as a compliment.

Won't you come in?

Is...

you husband here?

No, not yet.

It's our anniversary.

I was just on my way out to buy him a
present on the Maximilian Strasse.

Oh, well since you're my guest
here in Munich,

allow me to show you a few
of my favorite stores.

Oh, thank you! That would
be great.

My German's a little rusty.
I could use the help.

I know I wasn't
planning to shop for myself,

but under the circumstances,
who could resist?

I know... I know you must think I'm an
idiot, the way I keep staring at you.

How did she get out of Elsa's
trunk?

Of course I locked it.

I know how to lock a car trunk.

I've got to call Simone.

The resemblance is too uncanny.
She's got to meet you right away.

Can you manage?

Sure.

I'll be back in one second.

Okay!

I can manage!

Hello.

What are you doing with my boxes?
Wait, but those are my packages!

Help me, somebody!

Help!

Help!

Go!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I hope his nose

hurts worse than my hand.

Oh, you are wonderful.
Danke schoen.

You were great!
What a great umbrella!

Strong!

Sturdy!

Shall we go?

Yeah.

Freeway! Come here, baby!

Did you miss your mommy?

Guess who else missed mommy?

Uh-huh.

Mmm...

Let me go over
the guest-list again.

Room-service, housekeeping,

the doorman?

Not so hard-working
and useful, I'm afraid.

Peter Donner.

Welcome, Mr. Hart.

Jonathan.

Peter took me to lunch.

- That was nice of you.
- It was my pleasure.

And afterward he showed me
some wonderful shops

and he saved my life

-then we came back here.

- He saved my life.
- It was more like your packages, really.

Oh, he was grabbing at me too.

Oh no, not Peter.

The mugger!

Mugger?

The one who wanted my packages.

I hit him in the nose.

Bobby stomped on his feet.

Sister Lillian whacked him
with her umbrella

while Franz hit him over the
head with his newspaper.

I...

kicked him in the shins.

You alright?

I'm fine...

thanks to Peter

and the good citizens of Munich.

Well, I'm very grateful.

Oh, not as grateful as I am to
you and to Jennifer

for coming all this way to
help the Bone-Marrow Program.

Well, when Jennifer heard that she was
the perfect match for your recipient,

we started making our travel
plans right away.

I understand that it's
your anniversary.

We have much to celebrate because I'm
getting married myself, Saturday.

To someone who looks exactly
like me, according to Peter.

Congratulations.

They... They could be twins.

I was just trying to call her.

Would you like to meet
Maximilian?

Maximilian?

The recipient of your
bone-marrow.

His name is Max?

Yes.

Well, sure.

We'd love to meet someone
called Max.

We've tried to make Max's life as normal
as possible under the circumstances,

but he has a particular hobby,
which is important to him.

Oh, let me see...

8-year-old boy...

football.

Chasing 8-year-old girls.

These rocket
clubs are all over Germany

and the championship...

is being held in Stuttgart
at the end of the month

and Max, he's planning to
compete.

So soon after
the operation?

He's a very
determined boy

and we've caught the disease
at an early stage, so...

so we're hopeful.

How long has Max
been in a wheel

That's not Max,
that's Phillip.

Phillip...

Yeah, he tried to parachute
off the school roof.

That's Max, over there.

Come on, dog!

Maybe Freeway can introduce us.

Max!

Hi Peter, did you see my blast

Look! I think I found
a copilot.

Well, he has had some
flying lessons.

Oh, hi Simone!

This is Jennifer

and Jonathan Hart.

Good.

Why are you calling Simone
Jennifer?

Because she is Jennifer.

This is your bone-marrow donor.

Your name is really Jennifer?

My name is really Jennifer.

You're going to save my life,
Jennifer. Did you know that?

Well, I'm certainly gonna try.

I'm gonna blast-off again.
Can I take my copilot?

Sure.

Come on, doggie. Here, boy!
Come on!

His name is Freeway!

Hey, Freeway!
Come on, Freeway!

He's a very brave little boy.

Braver than you think.

He's an orphan.

I think we'd both like to spend
a little more time with him.

Maybe we'll hang out here
for a while.

I knew I'd find
the right people.

Kleenex?

Bone

You think I enjoy watching
money that belongs to me

tumbling into a bottomless pit?

It doesn't matter.

I am going home.

Not until you fulfill your
bargain with me.

Have you forgotten
you signed this paper?

That was before I met him.

Now I know him.
He's a wonderful man.

I really care for him.

There's nothing more boring
than listening to a tramp,

trying to develop a conscience.

I will go to the police!

Oh, you will?

And what do you tell them?

You have the record for fraud.

Your signature is on this paper

and the local magistrate is my
weekly chess partner.

You have two alternatives.

One, you can accept my
offer for money

or you can rot in
a German prison.

What will happen to Peter

after the marriage?

What concern is it of yours?

One way or the other,
he will be out of your life.

Oh...

Please don't be sad.

Five million dollars is a very
effective vaccine against loneliness.

Well, what is it?

Nothing... Nothing.

Nothing.

I wonder what's keeping
your twin.

Oh, Peter said
she's always late.

Well, there's one difference.

I never had to wait for you.

Aw...

How sweet of you to remember
it that way.

Except at the altar.

I thought you weren't going
to bring that up again.

I just wanted everything
to be perfect.

I'm so sorry...
so sorry that I'm late.

Fritz!

- Our table, please.
- Right away, Herr Donner.

Good evening, Fraulein Grohe.

And to you, sir.

Fraulein Grohe?

I really do have to meet
this woman.

Unless things change
drastically, Jennifer,

that may never happen.

Amazing.

And I found this in my coat-pocket when
I went to pick her up at the hotel.

Unbelievable.

Oh, she's having second
thoughts about the wedding.

I can read between the lines.
She'll be back.

Do you know where she is?

No... No, and I'm running
out of time.

Unless Simone and I show up
for the prenuptial ball

tomorrow night,

it'll be a major embarrassment
for my family.

There are people coming
from all over Europe.

Maybe you could postpone it.

Rain delay.

Rain delay?

Yeah, like baseball games.

Baseball Ball?

Just a thought.

My cousin, Karl Von Ostenberg,

has arranged everything down
to the last detail.

This would be a major scandal
that he couldn't live down.

I can't embarrass Karl
after all he's done for me.

Uh-oh.

There's that look.

What look?

That transparent look that tells
me exactly what you're thinking.

You couldn't possibly know
what I was thinking.

She's thinking...

that you're such a nice man that maybe
she could go to the ball with you

and pass herself off as Simone.

What a hair-brained,
far-fetched idea.

Ridiculous, isn't it?

Totally bizarre.

Is that what you thought
I was thinking?

That's exactly what I thought
you were thinking.

We'd never be able to
pull that off.

Would we?

Not a chance.

But that is what you
were thinking.

Something like that.

Something like that?

All right, exactly like that.

It is completely insane,
of course.

But...

What ever happened to the good old days
when all anybody wanted to borrow was a

cup of sugar?

The Donners and the Grohes
built a vast fortune together

but then their families became estranged
enemies. You know, like the...

Hatfields and the McCoys?

You think the British
royal family has problems.

Just wait.

My family makes the Windsors look
like the Von Trapp Family Singers.

Grandfather desperately wanted
to marry Ludmila Grohe,

but she ran off with her
brother instead.

Her brother?

Yes, grandfather was furious

so he drove the Grohes
out of business

and out of the country, but...

on his deathbed,

never having resolved
the loss of his love,

he wanted to repent. So he put
the money of both families

into a trust,

never to be released until the
Grohes and the Donners married.

Your father didn't get
the money?

My father was in
an insane asylum.

You see, my mother had run off
with the gardener,

who was actually working
for the Grohes.

And when my mother found out
that she

was set up,

she took some of the Grohes
for a picnic in her car

and drove them off the bridge.

Well, I wouldn't worry
about the money.

Geraldo or Sally Jessy would pay a
fortune to have a guest like you.

Sally Jessy?

Television people.

So you don't control the trust?

No. My cousin,
Karl Von Ostenberg, does.

He's been very generous to me

but I've been losing a lot
of money with the clinic

and if this wedding
doesn't happen,

he may decide that he has to
shut it down.

How did you meet Simone?

It wouldn't have happened
if it weren't for Karl.

He was wonderful.

He took out advertisements,

he sent out investigators
to look for a living Grohe

and he found her!

For a while,

I wondered if I could

marry someone

that I didn't love
for the sake of the clinic.

The answer was no.

But as luck would have it,

there was Simone.

That's lucky, isn't it, darling?

Yes.

And timely.

I'm sure she'll come to her senses 'cause
we really do love each other, you know.

- Aw...
- That's why Jennifer's kind offer...

Look, Peter...

let us sleep on it, would you?

Your hotel is just
around the corner.

Goodnight.

And don't worry.

Don't worry.

Things will work out.

That's the most dysfunctional
family I've ever heard of.

Isn't it?

It's a wonder Peter's so nice.

He is nice, isn't he?

That's why we should
do this for him.

No, that's why something
doesn't add up.

Well, Peter is a very
bright, attractive guy.

Mmm-hmm.

Soon to be a very rich,
bright, attractive guy.

Mmm-hmm.

So why wouldn't Simone
want to marry him?

I don't know.

- Could be dozens of reasons.
- Well, that's my point.

We don't know Simone.

Who she is, what she wants, who
her friends and enemies are.

You pretend to be her
for just a few hours,

those friends and enemies
become yours.

Mmm.

Now you're looking at me
with that other look.

What other look?

That look that tells me you're
going to be stubborn about this.

You...

Mmm...

I know that look too.

What look?

That look that tells me that somehow
this Cinderella is not going to the ball

without her prince.

- You can bet your glass slippers on that.
- Uh-huh.

And you know what, prince?

That's me.

I like that look.

Come here.

Mmm.

That should be
Mr. Jonathan Hart,

American business man of
considerable wealth and reputation.

It seems he wants to buy
the Donner Brewery,

all cash.

Until Peter's inheritance is in your
name, you can't sell it to him legally.

I want you to go
and show him in.

Don't spare the charm.
Lots of teeth.

Then I want you to go have a
conversation with... what's her name?

- Simone.
- Simone, yes.

Remember if Simone doesn't marry
Peter, you can't marry me.

Macht schnell. Raus.

♪ She's the
sweetest, little rosebud

♪ that Texas ever knew

My, my...

Not too shabby.

Not too shabby at all.

Mr. Hart,

I'm Elsa.

We're honored to have such
a distinguished guest.

Welcome to our little home.

You didn't have to go to all
of this trouble for me.

I'm sorry. This is for
our party tonight.

If I were decorating for you,

I'd start with me.

Whoa.

Karl is expecting you.

Mr. Hart, please.

Thank you,

honey.

Mr. Hart!

Karl Von Ostenberg.

You can call me Jonathan, Karl.

Jonathan,

I'm puzzled.

I must admit I've done a bit
of snooping into your affairs.

Is that a fact?

Beer

It doesn't seem to fit, even remotely,
into your mix of companies.

Karl, do you know what the watch

Semiconductors.

I wasn't aware of that.

Do you know what the new watch-word
is for the 21st century?

Diversify.

Diversify?

- Diversify.
- Diversi-fy.

And I intend to stay ahead
of the game.

Well, in that case, let me invite
you to examine the merchandise.

Don't mind if I do.

Prost.

Whatever.

If the brewery's as good
as the brew,

then we do have something
to talk about.

Good.

There is one small problem.

What's that?

I cannot sell the brewery for...

a few days.
There are certain...

papers that need
to be transferred.

It'll take perhaps...

a week.

Oh Karl, that'd put a twist
in my shorts.

I don't plan on being
in Munich that long.

Well,

plans can change.

How can I entice you to stay?

You can't.

But that...

Fraulein I met...

Oh, my cousin, Elsa.

Cousin?

Many times removed.

Sorry to hear about that...

You see...

My wife is not with me
on this trip.

Oh, really?

Well in that case,
why don't I put her

next you at my dinner tonight.

Karl...

Are you mixing business
with pleasure?

I can only vouch for
the business

but Elsa knows all about the pleasure
and you can take my word for that.

We still have to get you a fake beauty
mark and take a trip to the hair-dresser

but I've shown you most
of Simone's favorite places,

just in case someone
mentions them.

I can certainly see why this
was one of them.

Or as Simone would say,

"I can see why this was one
of them."

A little softer with...

Yes.

I can see why this was one
of them.

By George, I think
you've got it.

Ah, it's so beautiful.

Yes, Simone thought so as well.

Aw!

This is where and when

we first kissed.

Aw...

Peter, I'm not Simone.

Yes... Yes, of course.

Any woman would come back to a man who
remembers their first kiss the way you do.

Come on.

I'll be late for
that hair-dresser.

Orderlies to station,
please.

Jonathan,
this is Dr. Detmeier.

She's heading up
Max's operation.

Nice to meet you.

This is Jonathan Hart and

that is Freeway.

I thought maybe Max's copilot
might cheer him up.

I hope it's all right.

Well...

it's not strictly sanitary,

but...

Perhaps just this once.

This is the first stage of his final
test and he told me he's scared.

He's never admitted that before.

Well, maybe a wagging tail is
just what the doctor ordered.

Freeway!

Here's your copilot.

You ready for take

I don't wanna go with them.

Doctor, would they excuse us
for a moment?

Of course.

Wait please.

What do you mean, you don't
want to go with them?

I don't wanna go with them
because I'm scared.

What do astronauts do
when they see a cloud?

They fly right through them.

Right.

Why don't you think of this
operation as a cloud?

And you're gonna fly right through
it and come out on the other side?

Like an adventure?

Like an adventure

in the wild, blue yonder,

hmm?

Okay.

You ready for blast

Ready.

Ready for count-down.

Check.

Ten...

nine...

eight...

seven...

six...

five...

four...

This is as far as you can go,
Mr. Hart.

Only astronauts from this
point on, Freeway.

Happy landings, Captain Max.

You still have not changed
your mind?

Simone, time is rapidly
running out for you.

If you do not live up to your
bargain and marry Peter,

I have no earthly use for you.
Do you understand that?

Do you understand that?

Good.

Tonight when Peter
enters the ball

without you,

at the moment of his greatest
humiliation,

you will make your entrance.

You had a bad case of the
nerves, you came to me

and I was able to
affect a joyful

family reunion, ja?

Don't forget to cry.

Yeah, good.

And by the way...

if you do not think that
money can make you happy,

well, you've never had enough
to know.

Five million dollars.

What's there to think about?

She walks like Simone,

talks like Simone...

I can't wait to meet this woman.

The Count and Countess

Goess-Ensenberg.

Howdy.

How y'all doing?

Baron Wunderland

and lady Applegate.

Jonathan Hart.

Mr. Jonathan Hart.

Thank you, little fella.

Mr. Hart.

I believe we are seated next
to each other at Karl's table.

Do you mind if I consider
you my escort?

Well,

even a blind hog can find
an acorn now and then.

I beg your pardon?

I'd be proud.

Jonathan,

I see you found my lovely
cousin, Elsa.

We sort of found each other.

And where I come from, we like
to play "finders, keepers."

Mr. Peter Donner.

Ms. Simone Grohe.

Ah!

What's the matter, Karl?

Something go down the wrong way?

Let me go!

No!

Ahh!

They sure do make
a lovely couple.

Ahhh!

Who is that woman?

Right now, she seems to be you.

Ahhh!

Witch!

My beauty-mark is itching.

- I think it's moving.
- You're doing beautifully.

Here we go.

Karl and Elsa are
at the end of the line.

I've already told you
everything about them.

The first man you're going
to meet is my cousin, Helmut.

He's going to pinch you on the
bottom, give you a bear-hug

and you always kiss
him on the nose.

I do?

One in every family.

Simone!

Who is this fool?

The resemblance is phenomenal.

Whoever she is,

Aunt Edna will notice
the difference.

Next is Aunt Edna.

She's your best friend
in the family,

the only one who approves
of the clinic.

Kiss both cheeks.

Aunt Edna!

You look wonderful!

Your hair!

My hair?

You've done something different.

Oh...

I like it, Simone!

You do?

Well, we must have tea next week.
I'll tell you all my secrets.

Peter, darling,

I hear you found a donor

who's a match to that young boy.

A perfect match, in fact.

Everything's going to be
just fine.

Bye bye...

Simone.

You look lovely.

Thank you, Karl.

Elsa!

You look wonderful.

You've been working out again.

It does wonders for your figure.

Thank you,

Simone.

You look like you've been
working out too.

I don't believe I've had the
pleasure, Monsieur...

Hart.

Jonathan Hart.

Well...

And what brings you to Munich,
Monsieur Hart?

A little business,
a little pleasure.

Ah...

Well perhaps we'll be seeing
more of you.

Monsieur...

Hart, honey.

And you can count on it,
Ms. Grohe.

That Simone woman is as pretty
as a June bug.

Truly. Yeah, yeah.

She is very remarkable.

Bring Simone down.

Expose this woman as a fraud.

Not until I know
why she is here.

Who is she?

What is Peter up to?

Is he on to us?

I haven't waltzed since
I've been in short-pants.

Care to take a twirl?

Yes, delighted.

Auntie Edna!

That Simone woman said

you like to work out.

I'm a sucker
for physical fitness.

I fence mostly.

How well do you swing
a sword, Jonathan?

Well, where I come from, Elsa,

that could mean several things.

We'll have to try another
picnic soon.

Yes! It was wonderful.

Wasn't it?

Watching all the delicious
food get soaked?

I thought it would
never stop raining.

Raining?

I fell in the river.

And almost drowned.

Yes.

I'm an excellent swimmer.

What's wrong with you, Simone?

Well really, Erwin, have you
completely

lost your sense of humor?

With your permission, Peter...

What about once around
with the bride?

Of course.

My pleasure.

Oh, I'm so glad you came along.

I was about to blow it.

You're doing fine.

- You're the belle of the ball.
- Ah!

Elsa seemed very attentive.

Like a predator in a water-hole.

Don't turn your back on her.

The night is young, Carita.

And as Valentino said,

"There's nothing like tile
for the tango."

Wait.

You've got my beauty mark.

What are we gonna do?

I've got an idea.

Is it there?

Yeah.

You got it back but it's
a couple inches too high.

- Uh-oh.
- Better try the power room.

That man.

He's the one who mugged me
and tried to take my packages.

What's he doing here and why
is he talking to Elsa?

Well, he's got some nerve.

She's my date.

May I help you?

I was looking for
the men's room.

It's back there.

Take a right

and a left.

Oh, my...

A right

and then a left.

Excellent directions.

Do the antique vases in this
castle belong to you?

No.

Good.

Who was that man?

Someone who works for Karl.

He's got Simone locked up
like the prisoner of Zenda.

She's all right but she's
understandably upset.

You... You must be mistaken.
Not Karl.

It's his castle and his
merry men.

Well I've got to settle this
matter with Karl immediately.

If you confront Karl, then everyone
will know that Jennifer is not Simone.

I can't just leave
her alone in there.

And I'm not gonna
put my wife in danger.

But if Karl knows
I'm not Simone,

why hasn't he said anything?

They didn't expect you
to be here.

Whatever they had planned,

you are now in the way.

I hate being in the way.

What do we do now?

Well, they haven't exposed
their hand, so

we won't expose ours.

I trust you've found your
evening enjoyable.

I can't begin to tell you
what I found tonight, Karl.

My, my...

I'm afraid I'm exhausted
from all this dancing.

Peter, would you take me home?

I think I'll push
myself off too.

No offense folks, but the
champagne and the jet-lag

has turned my brain to mush.

Be careful of the night air,
Simone.

You might catch your death...

of cold.

Oh, Karl...

You are always thinking
about someone else.

Are you going to just let
her walk out of here?

Find out who she is.

Two Simones,

an embarrassment of riches.

Now our only problem
is to decide...

which one

to kill.

No one.

I'll try calling that
detective agency again.

Maybe they're open by now.

Where could he have gone?

I don't know, but if you want to pick
up a few colorful phrases in German,

try yelling "Freeway" in the streets
of Munich at five in the morning,

Hmm?

You might take that
beauty mark off now.

I'm afraid I've grown
attached to it.

Well, that's nice, darling but,

I prefer you the way you were.

Still not in.

Actually, I can't.

You can't what?

Take it off.

You see...

I was so desperate to keep it
in place last night that I...

found some crazy-glue in a
desk and I'm afraid

I welded it on.

Simone lives.

Look, we all bit off

a little more than we
could chew last night.

Peter's a nice man,

but we didn't come all the way
to Munich

to get involved
in an episode of Family Feud.

We came here to save the life
of a young boy.

But we can't just
walk out on Peter.

And I'm partially responsible
for the fix he's in.

It was my idea
to go to the ball.

You wanted to help.

You always do.

That's why I married you
instead of Simone Grohe.

Right now,
we have two priorities.

One to save young Max,

and the other to find Freeway.

I'll change.

Oh...

Poor Freeway, our little baby,

all alone in a strange city.

His little heart must
be breaking.

Max! Time to go!

- Max!
- I'm coming!

Freeway!

Freeway!

Freeway, baby!
Come here!

Freeway!

No.

Don't worry. We'll find him.

Freeway!

Freeway!

Jonathan! Jennifer!

I got your message at the hotel.

I contacted a friend who runs
a dog-walking club.

She's going to get all of her
members out looking for Freeway.

Oh, Peter, that's
so kind of you.

Well, between the police,

the private eyes,
the dog-walkers and us

it's just a matter of time.

Speaking of the police,

what have you decided
to do about Simone?

I didn't sleep one hour
last night.

I almost called the police
and then I thought

that the local tabloids
would turn this into a circus.

Why on Earth

would Karl kidnap her?

What could he possibly
gain by it?

Well, he could stop the wedding.

That would prevent you from
coming into a lot of money.

Yes, but it wouldn't become
his money.

He merely administrates
the trust.

Don't take this the wrong way,
Peter.

Maybe she wasn't kidnapped.

Maybe they're both
in on it somehow.

If that were true,

why would he lock her up?

We have to find some way
of getting her out of there.

Maybe we could sneak in through
one of the secret passageways!

Sure.

What secret passageways?

Well, don't be silly. All those old
castles have secret passageways.

...In the movies.

Well, Jennifer is due at the
hospital for some tests.

I'm afraid you'll be sedated
for a couple of hours.

We'll meet you there

and when Jennifer's recovered, we'll
all go out and visit cousin Karl,

come clean, lay our cards on the
table and demand an explanation.

What if he denies everything?

Simple...

Peter and I will keep him busy while
you check the secret passageway.

Auf wiedersehen.

Auf wiedersehen.

Freeway!

They all stick together, darling.
He won't tell you a thing.

Let's try over there.

We'll find him, darling.
I promise

but right now we've gotta
get you to Peter's clinic.

Oh, just for a minute.

All right. Only just
for a minute.

He called her darling.

They're going to Peter's clinic.

You've heard something
from that pair of dummkopfs?

I ordered a computer search
on Jonathan Hart.

And?

While we were busy
congratulating ourselves,

Mr. and Mrs. Hart were
making utter fools of us.

It seems Mrs. Hart is undergoing
tests at Peter's clinic

for the next few hours.

Let's get rid of Simone.

Call the whole thing off.

She'll never keep
her bargain anyway.

You're right.

She's even more untrustworthy
than I am.

But thanks to the Hart's
amateur theatrics,

I now have a choice.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Let go of me!

- Pig!
- Now, now, Simone.

We're only trying to help.

You bitch!

No!

- No!
- Just relax.

Your long nightmare is over

and Jennifer Hart's
has just begun.

You! No dogs allowed!

You! Dog! Come back here!

Dr. Gertingen 2965.

How you doing Max?

Okay, I guess.

Just trying to fly
through the cloud.

It's a pretty big one, isn't it?

Pretty big.

Max, I need you to help me

because I've never been through
an operation like this either

and I want to be just as brave
as you were yesterday.

I'll help you, Jennifer.

You will?

Thank you.

You know, we had
a very close friend

named Max.

Mmm-hmm.

I met him when I was
in an orphanage

just like you.

Mm-hm.

Really.

And you remind us a lot of him.

Mmm-hmm.

Why?

Because...

he saved my life

but in a very different way.

And he was...

the bravest and the sweetest
man in the world.

Hello?

Dr. Detmeier, I don't believe
you've met Jennifer Hart.

Hello.

- God, that's incredible!
- Yes, we know.

Really amazing.

Even the alignment
of the front mandible.

First thing I noticed too.

We'll be taking a core marrow sample from
Jennifer, as well as from Maximilian.

We'll run them simultaneously for
one final test of compatibility.

Herr Schuler
to physical therapy.

Freeway!

Put that on her.

Go find something
to cover her face.

They boy's got to be taken
to the OR right away.

Freeway! Quick, hide!

Ready, Max?

Ready.

Okay, let's go then.

Hi.

I'll be right here
when you wake up.

Oh, you look more worried
than I am.

I'm fine.

I've never been
more proud of you

or more in love with you
than I am right now.

Wow.

I should have done this
a long time ago.

Psst.

Psst!

Excuse me, sir.

Have you seen a little dog
running around?

What kind of a dog?

Many kinds,

about this size.

Where'd you see him last?

That little trespasser was
getting on one of the elevators.

Where are you, little dog?
Come on.

Frau Mueller
to cardiology.

Freeway?

Hey!

Hey!

I'd know that cold, wet nose
anywhere.

Save the explanations for later.

Now, Jennifer.

I see it all went well.

A perfect match.

Is someone
coming with a key?

Will you open the door?

Excuse me.

Come on!

Jonathan! What are you doing...
What is he doing in here?

I'm not exactly sure and he's
not talking. How's Jennifer?

- It went beautifully. She's in recovery.
- Let's go.

You understand that Jennifer will
be quite druggy for a while.

Freeway.

Freeway, will you come on?
We're going to see Jennifer.

Freeway, come on.

It all went very smoothly.

She just needs to sleep it off.

Darling.

I'm here.

Would it be possible to take
her back to the hotel?

I'm sure she'd feel more
comfortable waking up there.

Well, it's a bit irregular

but I don't see why not.

She's in perfect health.

Freeway doesn't seem to think
much of that idea.

I don't know what's gotten
into him all of the sudden.

Freeway, will you pipe down?

Don't try to talk, darling.

Everything's going
to be all right.

- We're going home now.
- Oh...

Come on.

Freeway, come on.

Uh-oh, Toto.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

Just take it easy,
darling.

The coffee's on the way up.

Let me explain.

It all started when you called
Mike Tyson a sissy.

Will you quit that, Freeway?

Let me give you a hint.

Oh, my God.

Houston, we have a problem.

Stay, Freeway.

Honeymoon jitters.

Ah!

Looking for a woman in pajamas?

Yeah.

That way.

Ahhh!

Where the hell is my wife?

Don't be afraid to
look over the side.

You're missing the view.

When my husband hears
about this...

Your husband?

I'm off to see him
as soon as we land.

I intend to ask him for his
cooperation

and I'm going to need yours too.

Go to hell.

Do you know what a body looks like
after it drops a thousand feet?

Huh? I can drop you
in the water,

make you disappear forever, ja?

As far as going to hell,
of this there is no doubt.

But...

only after I get

what I want.

Concierge please.

This is Jonathan Hart.
I'll need a car right away.

It's open.

Thank you.

Jonathan, this is too fantastic.

Do you remember when Jennifer
was joking

about a secret
passageway to the castle?

Well, there is one!

I found these old architectural
drawings in the family archives...

- There it is.
- Look, don't bother.

We're going back to the castle all right,
but we're going through the front door.

Jennifer.

I see you're feeling better.

That's not Jennifer.

Hello, Peter.

Simone!

Are you all right?
What happened?

Where's Jennifer?

Karl has her.

What?

Somehow they switched
them both at the clinic.

What... What is going on here?

Tell him, Simone.

It's time you told
him everything.

I love you, Peter.

That is why what I'm going to
say is so much more difficult.

When...

Karl found me in Provence,

I was in trouble.

I was broke.

I was once in prison for fraud.

Karl offered me an arrangement.

An... an arrangement?

I was supposed to come here,

make you fall in love with me
and marry you.

But I had to sign a contract

that if anything
happened to you,

all my inheritance
would go to Karl.

Your inheritance?

He was going to pay me
five million dollars.

I don't understand.

If you inherit money from me...

you'd be dead.

Probably killed in some
accident that Karl arranged.

I'm sure he'd volunteer to deliver
the eulogy at your funeral.

Oh, my God, Simone.

Peter...

I didn't realize what Karl
was going to do.

Or maybe I didn't want
to realize it.

And I didn't know you.
I didn't care for you.

But... then I met you

and I fell in love with you,
Peter. I really did.

I told Karl I couldn't
go through with it.

Do you love me now?

Oh, Peter...

I'll only cause you trouble.

That's not what I asked!

Yes.

I'll be right down.

That's Karl. He's in the bar.

I believe my friend is
a connoisseur of...

beer?

Nothing, thank you.

Before you say a word,

if you've done anything
to harm my wife,

you know I'll kill you.

Jonathan...

Such needless animosity.

We each have problems.
I thought we could work

together to solve them.

Spit it out, Karl.

All right.

When I first went to France

to find this Simone Grohe,

I discovered she was a hustler,

specializing in defrauding
wealthy men.

First I...

I didn't even want to

tell Peter she existed.

I have a deep affection
for my cousin.

I didn't want to see him hurt.

There's a violinist
playing outside.

Perhaps I could arrange for
him to stand behind you.

The deal I struck

with Simone was for
Peter's own protection.

She's a common criminal. I couldn't let
her get her hands on all that money.

The temptation for her to do something
harmful to Peter would be too powerful.

Ja?

Let me get this straight.

She's the potential killer?

I constructed what I thought
was a fool-proof agreement.

If the marriage was happy,

well, all well and good.

But if something happened
to Peter,

his money

would never be her money.

No, it would be yours.

That is convenient, isn't it?

I have looked after this
inheritance for decades.

I have guarded Peter's interest.

I have catered to his whims. Do you
think I'm going to let some...

two-bit fortune-hunter destroy
all this

I don't believe a word
you've said, Karl.

And I don't give a damn
what the hell happens to you.

I want my wife back.

Now.

I do not know where she is.

Then you're a dead man.

Somehow I have
the high confidence...

that you will find her safe
and unharmed...

As soon as the wedding of Peter

and Simone

is consummated.

Ja?

Peter is in love. You don't
have to convince him.

And as far as Simone
in concerned...

I think someone as
successful as you are

can be quite persuasive
when properly

motivated.

So...

I have saved a seat of honor
for you at the wedding.

Please

do not disappoint me.

Or Jennifer.

Auf Wiedersehen.

I know this is the right place.
It's the east side of the castle.

I mean, it's got to be
here somewhere.

There it is.

The Donner family must have put
on a few pounds over the years.

I can't get through there.
Neither can you.

I can.

Darling, you can't
go back in there.

Besides, according to the plans, there
are several exits inside the castle.

If you choose the wrong one...

I know where they kept me.

I will try there first.

I hope there are no spiders.

I hate spiders.

Lucky for us, there's no
spiders in Germany.

What are you talking about?

Of course there are spiders
in Germany.

Just checking.

Wow!

It's...

amazing!

Fantastic!

Can you open that again?

I think so.

The control is behind
the Shakespeare.

Shakespeare.

Shakespeare.

There is no Shakespeare!

What?

They...

multiplied...

like rabbits!

It's no use, Simone.

Just get into that wedding dress
and no one will get hurt.

Which one of us
are you talking to?

Yes...

Which one of us are you
talking to?

Very clever.

But you've forgotten one
important detail, Mrs. Hart.

On your photograph,
there was no beauty mark.

Ow!

Sorry, Simone.

Nice try,

Mrs. Hart.

Now get into that dress.

Mrs. Hart's life
depends on it.

I'll be back.

No one ever knew
that wasn't real?

No one ever asked.

Aunt Edna, how beautiful,
sehr schoen... Heinrich!

Why you don't take Aunt Edna
for a glass of champagne?

Beautiful hat.
Hurry, take her quick.

I have a little news for you.

Simone looks stunning
in her wedding dress

and by the way, Mrs. Hart
thinks so too.

And another for me!

How prompt you are, Mr. Hart.

I wouldn't miss it for
the world if it means

getting Jennifer back.

You remember the other day
you advised me to diversify?

Quite prophetic, Mr. Hart.

I am now holding both women.

Don't worry, Mr. Hart.

I have found the real Simone.

And if things continue to go
smoothly,

without interference,

you will find the real Jennifer.

Nice day for a wedding.

Well, we tried.

If you wouldn't mind,
Jonathan...

now more than ever,
I need a best man.

Pretty as a picture.

You're about to become
a very wealthy woman...

for a while.

Take her downstairs.

I have some business to conduct

with Mrs. Hart.

Dearly beloved.

We are gathered here...

to join these two people

in holy, wedded matrimony.

I'm truly sorry about all this,

Mrs. Hart.

If only you hadn't tried
to interfere.

Elsa...

you are making
a terrible mistake.

Karl will be furious!

Will you stop that fake accent?

You final words...

should be in your own voice.

Elsa!

When we first met, you...

you were wearing a scarf
that was given to you

by your grandmother.

We went to lunch at the
Extra Black.

You were very sick.

Listen to me, Elsa!

Right now, downstairs, Peter
is marrying Jennifer Hart.

Help me!

Help me!

No! Leave me!

Find her! Kill her!

If there is anyone here...

who has just cause
as to why these two people

should not be bound together

in holy matrimony

let them speak now

or forever hold their peace.

Well, I object.

I cannot marry this man

because I'm already married

to this man.

Peter!

Peter!

Help! Help!

I'll never forget you.

I'll be right back.

Me too.

Mr. Hart!

Prepare to defend yourself!

Damn it! Dummkopf.

Aunt Edna!

You?

Uh-huh.

Atta way, Rocky.

Hmm...

Now let me see,
the face is familiar.

Let me figure this out.

Scaramouch?

Zorro?

Speaking of familiar faces,

how are we gonna get rid
of that beauty mark?

Just show me to a hot tub and some clean
sheets and you can figure it out.

Hmm...

If there's
anyone here...

who has just cause
as to why these people

should not be bound

in holy matrimony,

let them speak now

or forever

hold their peace.

Why is everyone looking at me?

I now pronounce you...

husbands and wives.

Yes!

Jennifer?

Yes, Max?

I told you you were gonna
save my life.

Yes, we're going to take
very good care of that life.

Mrs. Strauss...

Another Freeway!

We thought you needed
a permanent copilot.

Oh, wow!

Well, Peter,
it's been an experience.

Simone...

I feel as if I'm saying
goodbye to myself.

If it had to be someone,
Jennifer, I'm glad it was you.

Thank you.

Amazing.

That must be the car
to take us to the airport.

Mr. and Mrs. Hart...

You're in plenty of time to get to the
airport before your plane leaves.

Was ist los?

Los?

Nothing.

You know...

It's such a nice day.

Why don't we just walk
to the airport?

What a good idea, darling.

I'm right behind you,

all the way.